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10511 No. 10511 ID: 5e64a9

This is Kara Sigurd. She's enjoying a leisurely day at home of watching TV while steadily getting hammered.
Expand all images
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No. 10512 ID: 5e64a9
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10512

Suddenly, someone cuts into her television!

"Greetings, everyone! My name is Rastin, your new lord and master! I've taken over this city, and soon will have the world! And there's nothing you can do to stop me! AHAHAHAHA!"
"Please stay where you are, and a representative from my wonderful organization will be around soon to forcibly reeducate you! I will now replace all television programming with episodes of Full House."
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No. 10513 ID: 5e64a9
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10513

Kara won't stand for this! How dare he mess with her TV and beer time?! With a mighty roar, Kara leaps from her chair and vows to stop this Rastin! Who the hell does he think he is?!
She'll stop him or die trying! Because fuck it! FUCK EVERYTHING!
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No. 10516 ID: 5e64a9
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10516

And so begins our poorly drawn quest to save the world!
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No. 10517 ID: 5e64a9
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10517

There's only one problem: How do we do that.
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No. 10518 ID: c4fcd1

>Search House. What do we have on hand?
>>
No. 10519 ID: 788fc6

Take the representative hostage and interrogate him with a rusty spoon for information.
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No. 10520 ID: 93c708

Remove skirt.
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No. 10521 ID: bd2eec

>>10520
SHOW US YOUR STATS
>>
No. 10522 ID: e7e4e6

Get beer.
>>
No. 10523 ID: fb5d8e

SHOW US YOUR TATS
>>
No. 10524 ID: 788fc6

SHOW US YOUR TITS
>>
No. 10525 ID: 788fc6

>>10513
>FUCK EVERYTHING!

I feel this is the right course of action.
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No. 10531 ID: 5e64a9
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10531

> Remove skirt.
Kara needs that to hide her girl parts! Which is kindof ironic, because people say it's hard to tell she's a girl without it. Assholes.

> STATS
Kara has pretty decent MIGHT and AGILITY, as well as HOLY FUCKBALLS TOUGH. She's known to do stupid shit, especially when she's drunk enough. Some people think that's endearing for some reason.
She is moderately drunk right now -- enough so that saving the world seems like a damn good idea, anyway.
She is moderately pissed at everything.

> What do we have on hand?
Kara is currently holding an empty beer can, and a bottle of mild tranquilizer pills that're supposed to 'even her out' -- she got them prescribed after that last 'incident' with the guy and the car and the hotel wall. Details aren't necessary.

She also has a shitload of beer in her fridge, last time she checked, and there's a shotgun around here... uh... somewhere.
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No. 10533 ID: 93c708

Retrieve beer
DRINK IT ALL
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No. 10534 ID: e7e4e6

>>10531
Chug the pills, get the gun and pack beer. Then get out and fuck up everything.
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No. 10535 ID: bd2eec

>>10534
Pills are for sissies.

Save them for people we wanna drug.
Fill your COOLER OF HOLDING with all your beer.
And then Kara?

Get your gun.
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No. 10536 ID: c4fcd1

Get weird glove-cactus thing on the coffee table. We might need it.
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No. 10539 ID: 5e64a9
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10539

> DRINK ALL THE BEER
You obviously don't understand how much beer Kara has. Drinking the entire contents of her refrigerator would drop a college football team.
Kara opts to take a SIX PACK O BEER along with her, though, just in case. She throws the empty can away while she's at it, since she can always chug a fresh one anyway.

She also opts to take her pet cactus CLARICE with her. Apparently a cactus is the only damn thing she's capable of nurturing -- all the other plants just die.
She doesn't know why she named it CLARICE, she just likes giving random names to shit.

Kara would love to get her shotgun, but she can't quite remember where she put it. Must've done something with it while she was wasted.
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No. 10540 ID: c4fcd1

Kara: Well, what're you doing just waiting around? Look for it!
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No. 10541 ID: e7e4e6

>>10539
Fuck the shotgun, it is a pussy weapon anyway. Go outside and look for shit to fuck up.
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No. 10544 ID: 5e64a9
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10544

> Look for it!
Oh, THERE IT IS. It was in the bathtub. Now why the hell..? Oh never mind. SHOTGUN acquired!
KARA is less pissed at everything!
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No. 10545 ID: 5e64a9
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10545

> Go outside and look for shit to fuck up.
Can do! With shotgun in hand--er, inventory, Kara sets outside to great adventure! And.. um...
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No. 10547 ID: 5e64a9
File 124827157777.gif - (4.06KB , 400x400 , 9.gif )
10547

... Huh. There seem to be more zombies running around than Kara remembers.
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No. 10548 ID: c4fcd1

Hug zombie!
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No. 10549 ID: a4baef

Plant a line of sunflowers and peahooters to defend your house from the zombies.
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No. 10551 ID: 5e64a9
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10551

> Plant a line of sunflowers and peahooters to defend your house from the zombies.
Did you miss the part where Kara said she causes plants to die? She doesn't think Clarice is up to this.

> Hug zombie!
> Kick him in the face.
Kara multitasks.
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No. 10552 ID: 5e64a9
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10552

Zombie defeated!
The thankful child runs away, screaming in what Kara can only imagine must be unchecked gratitude.
>>
No. 10560 ID: e7e4e6

>>10552
Chase that kid down and interrogate it.
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No. 10564 ID: 5e64a9

>>10560
> Interrogation!
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE.. uh."
Damn. Kara should really remember what she wants to ask about before she goes tackling people.
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No. 10565 ID: 5e64a9
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10565

>>10564
Also, a picture. Derp.
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No. 10566 ID: 5e64a9
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10566

>>10565
Jesus, this kid won't stop screaming.
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No. 10567 ID: fb5d8e

TOUCH INAPPROPIATLY
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No. 10568 ID: 5e64a9
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10568

>>10567
> CP
Kara is not NEARLY drunk enough.
>>
No. 10569 ID: fb5d8e

Then take the kid home, drink some more, and force the kid to drink some too, and THEN commence CP.
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No. 10570 ID: 06b21e

Is the shotgun named Gram? Because it should be.
>>
No. 10572 ID: 9e8048

Ask KID about RASTIN.
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No. 10573 ID: 5e64a9
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10573

>>10569
> CP
FINE. Asshole. But it's gonna take a lot of fucking beer, let her tell you. ... then again, any excuse to get hammered.

>>10570
> Gram?
Kara's shotgun isn't nearly KICKASS enough to be named Gram. She'd need a much better weapon for something like that.
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No. 10574 ID: 5e64a9
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10574

>>10573
Oh, hello.

The two SINISTER MIBs look up at Kara.
"Ma'am, what are you doing with that child?"
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No. 10575 ID: 93c708

"I'm taking him home to molest him, obviously."
>>
No. 10576 ID: 9e8048

Tug one of their mustaches. See if it comes off.
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No. 10577 ID: e7e4e6

>>10574
"The fuck is it to you, dickwads?"
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No. 10578 ID: 5e64a9
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10578

>>10577 >>10576
> "The fuck is it to you, dickwads?"
Kara helps herself to some headgear as she responds.

"My sunglasses!"
"As you may have heard," the second MIB answers, "We're the new law around here. So it's 'to us' no matter what it is."

Kara has acquired SNAZZY YELLOW SUNGLASSES.
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No. 10580 ID: 5e64a9
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10580

>>10575
> "Well, I'm taking him home to molest him, obviously."
The two MIBs stare at each other for a moment in silence.

"Wow. I've.. never heard anyone just admit it like that."
"I'm.. pretty sure we're not supposed to allow that. I mean, I'd have to check the handbook. But I think I'm just going to have to object on principle."
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No. 10581 ID: f98e0b

>>10580
Shotgun.
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No. 10582 ID: e7e4e6

>>10580
Oh well, more people to molest. Bag them.
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No. 10583 ID: b57bb2

>>10580
I saved him from a zombie, it's only fair i get paid. Besides it's girl on boy, he's gonna enjoy it!
>>
No. 10586 ID: 93c708

Punch the officers in the snout to establish superiority.
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No. 10587 ID: 5e64a9
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10587

>>10583
> "I saved him from a zombie, it's only fair I get paid."
"So you killed it? You should know that due to section 38 of the new Rastin Absolute Act, all citizens are forbidden from tampering with paranormal entities, as they fall beneath our ownership. Doing so is considered an act of rebellion."

> "It's girl on boy, he's gonna enjoy it!"
"Now see here," The MIB huffs. "That's exactly the kind of neanderthal thinking that creates problems in a world like today. Just because the child is male, you can't honestly believe that he wouldn't suffer any kind of--"
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No. 10588 ID: 5e64a9
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10588

>>10581
> Shotgun.
It's at this point that Kara remembers she is prone to violence.
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No. 10589 ID: 5e64a9
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10589

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No. 10590 ID: 5e64a9
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10590

>>
No. 10591 ID: 5e64a9
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10591

SON OF A BITCH. Right in the knee!
>>
No. 10592 ID: 93c708

Shoot other MIB
Remove skirt to check how badly your knee is hurt
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No. 10593 ID: bde1b8

Lament your inability to re-catch the now escaping boy.

After shooting the other MIB, of course.
>>
No. 10599 ID: fb5d8e

DONT SHOOT
WITH THE BOY GONE HE WILL BE DIDDLED INSTEAD
>>
No. 10601 ID: d5b2d6

> Dive to catch boy, kill other MIB
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No. 10603 ID: 5e64a9
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10603

>>10592 >>10593 >>10601
> Kill Other MIB.
Done.

>>10592
> Remove Skirt.
It's sweet of you to care, but Kara can still walk, so she assumes it must not be too bad. Kinda hurts to run too fast, though.
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No. 10604 ID: 5e64a9
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10604

>>10593
> Inability to re-catch the now escaping boy.
... FUCK.

Now what?
>>
No. 10606 ID: 9e8048

Pick up the other agent's firearm. More firepower is always good.
>>
No. 10607 ID: 93c708

Shoot self in foot

OR

Look for escaping boy, shoot him in leg
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No. 10616 ID: 5e64a9
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10616

>>10606
> More Firepower.
PISTOL Acquired. It's kindof pissant compared to Kara's SHOTGUN, but why the hell not.

>>10607
> Shoot Self.
Kara isn't nearly drunk enough for that.

> Look for escaping boy.
We're in a subdivision, and there are rows of houses here. Fucker could be hiding between, behind, or in any one of them by now, so unless you've got a plan...
>>
No. 10617 ID: fb5d8e

Announce self as police!
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No. 10621 ID: 93c708

Open door to closest house
Enter and loot everything
If anyone tries to stop you, shoot them and loot their corpse
>>
No. 10628 ID: 7fb314

>>10616
Plan: Go door to door, shooting the doors off as you look for him.
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No. 10631 ID: 95484a

>>10616
Forget the kid. You're going to need more ammo.
>>
No. 10633 ID: a3b36a

Search dead MiBs for some kinda info on where their base is.
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No. 10640 ID: 5e64a9
File 12482902292.gif - (6.00KB , 400x400 , 32.gif )
10640

>>10633
> Search dead MiBs for info.
Their IDs suggest their HQ is downtown somewhere. It's called the Paraply Building.
Also, these guys were "Sweepers", whatever the hell that means.
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No. 10642 ID: 5e64a9
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10642

>>10621 >>10628
> Plan: Go door to door, shooting the doors off as you look for him.
> Open door to closest house.
> Enter and loot everything.
... Okay.
>>
No. 10643 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829032129.gif - (5.79KB , 400x400 , 28.gif )
10643

>>10621
> If anyone tries to stop you, shoot them and loot their corpse.
Okay.
>>
No. 10644 ID: e7e4e6

>>10642
Loot the boy.
>>
No. 10646 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829035247.gif - (4.47KB , 400x400 , 29.gif )
10646

Wait. Shit.
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No. 10650 ID: 5e64a9
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10650

> And loot their corpse.
Oh hey, gum.
>>
No. 10651 ID: e7e4e6

>>10646
You stupid ...
>>
No. 10653 ID: f42c4e

>>10646
This need not prevent molestation.
>>
No. 10656 ID: 9a71e2

>>10650
Sweet.
Blow bubbles.
Continue searching house.
>>
No. 10657 ID: 95484a

Go find some new MIBs to interrogate. Those last ones died too fast.
>>
No. 10676 ID: e7e4e6

>>10511
Find MIB. Kill them in a less messy manner than usual. Take clothings. Disguise.
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No. 10691 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829271445.gif - (5.57KB , 400x400 , 31.gif )
10691

>>10656
> Blow bubbles.
BOY IT SURE IS GREAT BEING A HERO.
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No. 10693 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829276533.gif - (3.72KB , 400x400 , 33.gif )
10693

>>10656
> Search House.
After a thorough search of the house, Kara discovers most of the same shit she has at her house, none of which is very relevant or useful. You know, towels, silverware, same old crap. Sadly nothing she can use as ammo or weaponry, though.
They do have a pretty kickass stereo, though. And that kid had an ant farm.
Oh, and she also found some car keys.
>>
No. 10696 ID: 93c708

Steal ant farm
>>
No. 10701 ID: 95484a

>>10693
NEW RIDE ACQUIRED. Time to kick some ass much more effectively. Go check out your new ride first, and make sure it's not something sissy.
>>
No. 10731 ID: e7e4e6

>>10693
Find the car, you crazy bitch.
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No. 10749 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829528395.gif - (6.28KB , 400x400 , 34.gif )
10749

>>10696
> Antfarm!
Added to inventory. Surely they won't die under Kara's loving care! She'll name this one Joey, and this one Timmy, and this one Bartholomew, and this one -- wait, what?

>>10701
>>10731
> FIND THE DAMN CAR.
Found. Oh my god this is awesome.
Kara has found a BIGASS TRUCK. Not just any truck, though -- this is an oldie. They don't make them like this anymore. This thing is reinforced so many times, it could probably take a ballistic missile to the face and keep on coming.
Well, maybe not a missile. But it'll definitely turn those pissant little modern cars into roadkill.
It could probably even drive through a hotel wall no problem.
>>
No. 10760 ID: e7e4e6

>>10749
Find a place where they make lovely sammiches.
>>
No. 10783 ID: 95484a

>>10749
Check ammo status. If we're good, head on over to this Paraply place, crushing everything in the way.
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No. 10810 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829732714.gif - (5.68KB , 400x400 , 35.gif )
10810

>>10657 >>10676
> Find more MIBs.
It's not like Kara knows where these guys hang out. Well, no, actually since she took those IDs she DOES, but it's not like she knows where to just pick them off in manageable numbers.
Still, if Rastin's taking over, she's bound to find more. Perhaps you can help her remember next time she meets some.

>>10783
> Ammo Reserves.
We have enough shots to take out maybe a few more guys, but probably not enough to storm an HQ of MIBs. Perhaps we should stock up.

>>10760
> DELICIOUS SAMMICHES.
SURE WHY NOT. Kara could eat!
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No. 10813 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829738112.gif - (5.15KB , 400x400 , 36.gif )
10813

BAM! We knew this thing could bust through a wall!
TO AMMO AND SAMMICHES.
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No. 10820 ID: 5e64a9
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10820

HAHA... so, wait, where was she going again.
>>
No. 10821 ID: f44349

>>10820
The... ammo and sammiches store?
>>
No. 10836 ID: e7e4e6

>>10820
To the whorehouse.
>>
No. 10839 ID: 95484a

>>10821
That is the best store ever.
>>
No. 10840 ID: f3764c

>>10820
Head to ammo store. Along the way, look for MiBs. Offer to give them rides, then kill them for ammo.
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No. 10845 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829873514.gif - (5.76KB , 400x400 , 39.gif )
10845

>>10821
> Ammo and Sammiches Store.
That's dumb. You're dumb. There's no store that sells both ammo and sammiches. You have to buy them separate.
Although oddly enough Kara knows a few that sell beer and guns. Or beer and sammiches.
Man, if they sold all three at once, Kara would be set for life.

Anyway, she's going to the ammo store first because Kara tendencies towards violence.

>>10836
> Whorehouse.
NEVER AGAIN.
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No. 10847 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829877650.gif - (6.04KB , 400x400 , 40.gif )
10847

Anyway, here we are, at the Happy Trigger! One stop shop for all your gun-related needs!
And...
... what the hell is this thing.
>>
No. 10849 ID: 93c708

Name it Driblis
Take it home and molest it
>>
No. 10850 ID: 346064

>>10847
ask thing for name and tribe!
>>
No. 10851 ID: 95484a

>>10847
Poke it. If it bites, shoot it. If it runs away, name it.
>>
No. 10852 ID: d5b2d6

shoot it
>>
No. 10855 ID: 95484a

>>10847
Wait, is that a dead body in the back of our truck?
>>
No. 10858 ID: f3764c

>>10847
Club it with your shotgun.
>>
No. 10860 ID: fb5d8e

MOLEST IT
>>
No. 10861 ID: f3764c

>>10855
Molest dead body
>>
No. 10872 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829991613.gif - (6.18KB , 400x400 , 41.gif )
10872

>>10855
No, it's a sunflower.
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No. 10875 ID: 5e64a9
File 124829997627.gif - (6.29KB , 400x400 , 42.gif )
10875

>>10851 >>10852
> Poke it.
> Shoot it.
Kara opts for a middle ground.
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No. 10876 ID: 5e64a9
File 124830005936.gif - (5.94KB , 400x400 , 43.gif )
10876

... it's not trying to attack or run now.
Kara thinks she'll call it George.
Now what.
>>
No. 10879 ID: 93c708

Molest george
>>
No. 10881 ID: 95484a

>>10876
Give George a beer. He probably needs it now.
>>
No. 10884 ID: 9a71e2

>>10876
Hug him and pet him and call him george.
>>
No. 10887 ID: f3764c

>>10876
Throw George in the back of the truck. We can deal with him after we've stocked up on our ammo.
>>
No. 10894 ID: fb5d8e

MOLEST IT
>>
No. 10908 ID: 5e64a9
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10908

>>10884
> Hug George
Hey, you caught the reference. But he does look like he'd squish in a light breeze, doesn't he?

>>10881
Kara gives George a beer, but he doesn't look like he's interested in drinking it. Pussy.

Anyway into the Happy Trigger.
>>
No. 10914 ID: 5e64a9
File 124830168243.gif - (4.70KB , 400x400 , 46.gif )
10914

ZEKE is here. He runs the Happy Trigger and is every stereotype of a friendly trucker you could think of.

Anyway, there's a SHITLOAD OF AMMO here, which Kara can probably buy as much as she need.
There's also a BAZOOKA and an ANTI-TANK RIFLE on sale, for reasons she can't exactly fathom. Unfortunately they're both out of her price range, poor as fuck as she is.
>>
No. 10917 ID: 95484a

>>10914
Acquire shitload of ammo.
Ask if we can reserve the bazooka for later. We've already started stealing crap, no reason to think we won't be able to afford it soon.
>>
No. 10920 ID: f42c4e

>>10914
Offer sexual services in exchange for bazooka.

Or just shoot him and steal it. Whichever.
>>
No. 10927 ID: 5e64a9
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10927

>>10920
> Kill Zeke.
As much as it pains Kara to say it, Zeke could probably kick her ass. Not only is he like four hundred pounds, but he's also the one currently in possession of the Bazooka.
Besides, she likes the Happy Trigger. They'd stop selling to her if she killed the owner.

> Fuck Zeke.
There is not enough beer in the world.

>>10917
> Reserve Bazooka.
Zeke says first come first serve -- but that Bazooka's been sitting there for a couple months now so you probably don't need to worry. He will accept trade-ins for store credit, however. Zeke's cool like that.

At any rate, Kara acquires a SHITLOAD OF AMMO. She couldn't possibly run out even if she tried, now.
Is that everything?
>>
No. 10932 ID: 95484a

>>10927
Exchange pistol for grenades? If we can't have the bazooka, maybe we can still have explosions.
>>
No. 10934 ID: f42c4e

>>10927
Would you object to blowing Zeke, with enough alcohol? No? Maybe?
>>
No. 10958 ID: 139636

>>10927
Acquire side-arms / strap-on explosives for George. Also ask Zeke if he'd like to join our party, otherwise head out.
>>
No. 10999 ID: 5e64a9
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10999

>>10932
> Pistol for Bombs.
Zeke says that's an acceptable trade. He gives Kara two grenades in exchange for this pistol she'll never fucking use.
Kara feels like she should've got more, but Zeke says that's the price you pay for not needing proof of ownership.
He'll trade any other pistols she finds, too, if she can muster the attention span to come back.

>>10934
The only way this is happening is if Kara passes out from the beer, and she has a very high alcohol tolerance.
>>
No. 11000 ID: 5e64a9
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11000

Anyway, Kara's done everything she can think to do here, so...
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No. 11002 ID: 5e64a9
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11002

There's just one more thing she needs, first...
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No. 11003 ID: 5e64a9
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11003

Ah, so refreshing!
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No. 11012 ID: 95484a

>>11003
Look at that face. Look what you've done. At least get him a sammich at your next stop. And maybe more beer, while you're at it.
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No. 11202 ID: 5e64a9
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11202

>>11012
> Sammiches.
ANYWAY after a short drive, Kara arrives at the best sammich place in town.
The name is a little misleading -- they have more than seven kinds.

They also have drinks, but not nearly enough to get Kara COMPLETELY HAMMERED.
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No. 11203 ID: 5e64a9
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11203

Inside the 7 DEADLY SAMMICHES is LALOTH. He's one of the owners. Well, him and his brothers and sisters, anyway.

LALOTH doesn't seem very phased by Kara's dragging along a WEIRDASS CUTETHING, but then, Laloth isn't phased by much, being the complete stoner that he is.

"Greetings, sir!" Laloth chirps. "Can I interest you in one of our seven specials?"
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No. 11204 ID: b9314a

We are not a sir! ... flash him to prove it.
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No. 11205 ID: 6194e1

Buy two sammiches and give one to the cutething.
>>
No. 11207 ID: 5e64a9
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11207

>>11204
> We are not a sir!
Yeah, really! I mean, sure, Kara is a little FREAKISHLY TALL, but it shouldn't be this hard for people! She's wearing a skirt, for chrissakes!
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No. 11208 ID: 5e64a9
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11208

>>11204
> Flash Laloth
Laloth doesn't seem very phased.

"We also have a variety of more common sammiches!"
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No. 11209 ID: 5e64a9
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11209

>>11205
> Acquire Sammiches
Sammiches Acquired!
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No. 11210 ID: 1afd58

>>11209
Let the poor bugger eat it, but make sure it knows that it should take the wrapping off first.
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No. 11211 ID: fb5d8e

Goddamn that thing is fucking adorable. Maybe Kara shouldnt molest it violently. Maybe... maybe she should take good care of it.

Help George unwrap the sammich and tear it into small bite-sized chunks to feed him with.
>>
No. 11212 ID: 6194e1

And maybe later some nice gentle molestation after giving it another beer~
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No. 11214 ID: 5e64a9
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11214

>>11210
> Devour sammiches
Devoured. George seemed to enjoy his.

>>11212
> Molest George
He is pretty cute, whatever it is. But Kara isn't quite drunk enough.
Actually, her buzz is really starting to fade, here.

Should.. should we be doing something?
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No. 11215 ID: 1afd58

>>11214
Molest... Laloth?
>>
No. 11216 ID: fb5d8e

Give George a hug and a kiss on his lil' head. Tell him he's a cutey.
>>
No. 11218 ID: 1afd58

>>11216
>Give George a punch and a kick on his lil' head. Tell him he's going to die.


Fix'd.
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No. 11224 ID: 5e64a9
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11224

>>11216
> Kiss George
Kara gives George a little peck on the head..nose..area. His head is like one giant nose.

>>11215
> Molest Laloth
She could, but it's doubtful she'd get anything for it. And Laloth is such a stoner he'd barely react anyway.

>>11218
> Beat George for no goddamn reason.
Kara's buzz is really fading here: That annoying little voice that tells her why she shouldn't do things is getting louder.
If Kara becomes less drunk and angry, she'll regain LOGIC, and nobody wants that.
>>
No. 11229 ID: fb5d8e

RUSH HOME! CONSUME BEER! A TON!
>>
No. 11233 ID: 1afd58

>>11224
Yeah, let's just go home and get smashed.

Bring george. He is now a combination PET and BOYFRIEND because no one else would ever PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP.
>>
No. 11245 ID: 5e64a9
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11245

>>11229
> GET DRUNK
OKAY! That's the sort of quest Kara can handle!

>>11233
Fair enough.
>>
No. 11249 ID: 5e64a9
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11249

> Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Kara is now HEAVILY SMASHED, which is right before COMPLETELY HAMMERED, which is right before she starts throwing up on people.
George doesn't seem to like beer. Pussy.
Kara feels like she could do just about anything now.

Drunken Status: HEAVILY SMASHED
Anger Status: Pretty Okay

WOO LET'S HAVE A PARTY
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No. 11252 ID: 0df2d0

>>11249
Get legally married to George.
>>
No. 11253 ID: 1afd58

>>11249
Rub his nose. First with your hand, then maybe with your nose. See what happens from there.
>>
No. 11255 ID: 7eda8b

>>11249
Stuff George into the crisper drawer of your fridge.
>>
No. 11259 ID: fb5d8e

>>11252
>>11253
I approve of these suggestions. Perhaps in a different order.
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No. 11267 ID: 5e64a9
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11267

>>11252
> Marry George
SURE WHY NOT
Where do you go to get married?

>>11253
> Gently Molest George
George seems confused, like he doesn't know what he should be doing right now.
>>
No. 11268 ID: 1afd58

>>11267
You go to a church. But we can do that later.

Kiss the little guy. He looks like he could use the affection, and you hurt him earlier.

Everyone deserves some happiness, don't you think?
>>
No. 11269 ID: 7eda8b

>>11267
Ask George how he can even stand up. He's nothing but a nose with tiny feet.
>>
No. 11273 ID: 0df2d0

Sex only after marriage, Kara is a decent psychopath.
Go and kidnap a priest.
>>
No. 11276 ID: fb5d8e

WHERE TO GET MARRIED?
I SMELL ROADTRIP TO VEGAS!
LOAD ALL THE BEER INTO THE TRUCK, GIRL! IT'S TIME TO HIT THE STRIP!
>>
No. 11285 ID: f42c4e

>>11276
>STRIP
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. DO THAT TOO WHILE ON THE ROADTRIP. GEORGE CAN DRIVE. PROBABLY.
>>
No. 11296 ID: 5e64a9
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11296

>>11276
> VEGAS
Unfortunately, Vegas is miles away. Like, days. It is not possible to keep Kara at the required level of drunkenness she needs to marry George for the entire duration of the trip.

>>11268
>>11273
> Find a Priest
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
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No. 11297 ID: 5e64a9
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11297

> Priests hang out at churches.
WELL HERE WE ARE. Man, Kara must've ran four or five fuckers off the road. Dipshits driving in the opposite direction as her.
... what was it about drinking and driving?
PROBABLY NOT IMPORTANT.

Anyway, we're here. HOW SHOULD WE GO ABOUT THIS?
>>
No. 11299 ID: 1afd58

>>11297
Rub his nose again and reassure him that you'll do something better later.

Then go inside and find a priest for an EMERGENCY WEDDING.
>>
No. 11300 ID: 93c708

Carry George by the ear while you look for a priest
When you find the priest, hold your gun to his head til he agrees to let you marry George
>>
No. 11301 ID: fdd906

>>11297
With violence.
>>
No. 11307 ID: 0df2d0

>>11297
Give George another beer, he looks kind of sober to me.
Is marring cutebolds even legal wherever we are? I think they are considered vermin in most places.
>>
No. 11319 ID: 5e64a9
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11319

>>11301
> With violence.
Always a good plan, with Kara!

It doesn't take long to find a priest, and Kara quickly persuades him to enact a ceremony.

Ha ha! Shotgun wedding.

>>11307
> WTF are Cutebolds?
Kara's never even heard of Cutebolds, so she wouldn't know. But sufficient quantities of beer and ammo tell her anything is possible.
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No. 11320 ID: 5e64a9
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11320

> MARRY GEORGE
The priest starts reading all those long ass boring words such a ceremony entails. While she's waiting to get to the good part, Kara helps herself to some communion wine.
>>
No. 11321 ID: 5e64a9
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11321

> "... I now pronounce you wife and... thing. You may kiss the... uh."
HWOORF.
>>
No. 11322 ID: 5e64a9
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11322

Kara has passed out.
>>
No. 11323 ID: 5e64a9
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11323

END CHAPTER ONE.
>>
No. 11325 ID: fdd906

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>
No. 11326 ID: 1afd58

I hope Kara wakes up to a concerned George, hoping his new wife is ok.

I hope this sincere concern makes her love him forever.
>>
No. 11328 ID: fb5d8e

Well theyre married, so George is bound to care for her through sickness and health.
>>
No. 11336 ID: 0df2d0

So are we going to play George as long Kara's passed out?
>>
No. 11523 ID: 5e64a9
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11523

>>11336
George is an indirect player character!
>>
No. 11524 ID: 5e64a9
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11524

Yet another idea I have blatantly stolen.
I mean... it's an "homage".
>>
No. 11525 ID: 5e64a9
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11525

I have too much free time.
>>
No. 11555 ID: ed469a

>>11326
You best be joking.
She's going to wake up to find George being molested by the priest. And then join in.
>>
No. 11579 ID: 0df2d0

>>11555
I think you don't understand. they are married now and and will life as a happy couple. Kara will still fuck shit up for everyone else. though.
>>
No. 11582 ID: 5e64a9
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11582

Chapter Two.
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No. 11583 ID: 5e64a9
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11583

Kara wakes up.
She is in an UNKNOWN ROOM.
She is in possession of a GODAWFUL HANGOVER.

Kara's DRUNK Status is AGONIZINGLY SOBER.
Kara's ANGER Status is FUCK THE WORLD.

George is here.
>>
No. 11585 ID: 0df2d0

>>11583
Cheer up because you're seeing your beloved husband. Cutebold husband, the one you married when you were roaring drunk.
>>
No. 11586 ID: fdd906

>>11583
Quick! Liquor will kill the the hangover!
>>
No. 11587 ID: 1afd58

>>11583
Ask George what happened.

Also compliment his shapely nose.

DO IT.
>>
No. 11588 ID: f44349

>>11583
REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID
>>
No. 11627 ID: 5e64a9
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11627

>>11588
... shit.

>>11587
> "Whu... George, what happened."
"YAYA!"

George can't talk, apparently.

>>11586
> LIQUOR WILL DULL THE PAIN
Okay, even assuming Kara could hold anything down at the moment, she drank the last of the beer on the way to the church.
Last being relative: Kara has more at the house, but that brings us to problem number two; ie, Kara will need to find alternative remedies, or else George will get another technicolour facial.
>>
No. 11632 ID: fdd906

>>11627
LOCATE THE NEXT BOTTLE OF JÄGERMEISTER AND PUNCH EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.
>>
No. 11634 ID: 1afd58

>>11627
Hug George close and hope his warm cuteness will start to dispel your hangover.
>>
No. 11635 ID: f44349

>>11627
DRINK WATER
TRY NOT TO THINK TOO HARD
HUG GEORGE
READ NOTE
>>
No. 11681 ID: 5e64a9
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11681

>>11632
> Technicolour Facial
> LOCATE JÄGERMEISTER
You're not even listening, are you. Let's break it down: KARA DOES NOT WISH TO VOMIT.

>>11635
> TRY NOT TO THINK TOO HARD
Done.

>>11634 >>11635
> HUG GEORGE
Kara hugs George, while going out to find a glass of water. Very, very tightly.

Punching shit sounds good.
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No. 11687 ID: 5e64a9
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11687

Oh, hey, we're still at church.

"Oh, you're awake! You've been out for awhile. Are you okay?"

There is an ANNOYING LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL here.
>>
No. 11689 ID: 93c708

Molest schoolgirl
>>
No. 11692 ID: f42c4e

>>11687
Kill her WITH YOUR FISTS.

Then eat her.
>>
No. 11697 ID: 1afd58

>>11687
Yes, I'm fine, but I have a headache. Could you get me a glass of water and also not talk so loudly?
>>
No. 11698 ID: fdd906

>>11687
FOOL! The alcohol is your friend!
>>
No. 11718 ID: 5e64a9
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11718

>>11689
> Molest schoolgirl
Kara needs to be drunker for lesbian loli sex. But Kara can't hold down anything until she gets rid of this GODAWFUL HANGOVER.
Hm. We seem to have reached an impasse.

>>11692
> Kill her WITH YOUR FISTS.
A brilliant strategy, and perfectly in tune to Kara's current mindset.
Unfortunately, due to a combination of Kara's debilitating headache and trying to hold George, the girl manages to dodge.

>>11697
> "I have a headache. Get me a glass of water and don't talk so loud!"
"R-right away!"

The little girl rushes off to find a glass of water before Kara tries hitting her again.
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No. 11719 ID: 5e64a9
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11719

The girl returns a few minutes later, keeping her distance this time. Kara will probably have to catch her off guard if she wants to try anything, now.

> DRINK WATER
Well! That helped a bit. Kara still has a hangover, but at least she feels more refreshed. She can probably accomplish basic movement now, at least.
>>
No. 11720 ID: f42c4e

>>11719
Tell George to stay still for a second.

NOW KILL HER WITH YOUR FISTS.
>>
No. 11721 ID: 45afb1

>>11719
This offering is acceptable. Spare the girl...for now.
See if you still have those shades from earlier, if so apply and walk out, its about time we left.
>>
No. 11737 ID: 1afd58

>>11719
Dont' be mean to people any more. Turn over a new leaf and become a good person.
>>
No. 11750 ID: 5e64a9
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11750

>>11721
> those shades from earlier
Kara still has them, she just stopped wearing them because they were starting to piss her off. They don't actually help keep the sun out -- they're too small, and anyway they just turn everything a really annoying shade of yellow.
Wearing them would probably just make the headache worse, if anything.

The girl notices the shades as Kara pulls them out, brightening up immediately.
"Did you get those from the MIB? Did you hurt them? Are you gonna hurt MORE of them? Can I come and watch you hurt people?"

>>11737
HAHAHA. That's adorable.
>>
No. 11751 ID: f44349

>>11719
OBTAIN COFFEE
PREFERABLY VIOLENTLY
>>
No. 11752 ID: 1afd58

>>11750
WHAT IS GEORGE DOING

Anyway, take the girl with us. But let's find that shotgun first.
>>
No. 11753 ID: 06b21e

"Yes, yes, maybe, no."
>>
No. 11756 ID: f44349

>>11750
Tell her she can come as long as she is willing to carry a bunch of shit, do whatever you say, and not talk so much.
>>
No. 11790 ID: 5e64a9
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11790

>>11753
Outvooted.

>>11752
>>11756
"Yes, yes, maybe, ... okay."

"Yay!"

The annoying little schoolgirl introduces herself as HOPE. HOPE says she is a SPELLCASTER, which is... um... hm.

> But let's find that shotgun first.
You mean this one?
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No. 11791 ID: 5e64a9
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11791

> Spellcaster?
"Yes! See, Rastin has a MAGIC CRYSTAL, which lets him do all kinds of crazy magic shiz! But it spills out, causing all kinds of weird stuff, like zombies and cutebolds, and some people have found out how to use the latent background etheric overflow pattern to--"

OH GOD FORGET I ASKED
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No. 11792 ID: 5e64a9
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11792

> STOP TALKING.
Nobody cares, Hope.

Anyway, apparently she can heal people or some shit. But only if they're bleeding, which does fuckall for Kara's hangover.

> OBTAIN COFFEE
Coffee sounds REALLY GOOD.
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No. 11794 ID: 5e64a9
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11794

> TIME PASSES
Kara punched a guy who was coming out of the store too slow. Does that count for violence?

> Naming Shit
This is JAVA JOULES. It's mostly run by nerds, but they make the best coffee that doesn't cost thirteen dollars a cup.
There's probably some correlation.

Now what does she want.
>>
No. 11799 ID: 1afd58

That dumb chick doesn't need coffee she's crazy enough already.

Get George some though.

And you want their largest cup full of straight espresso.
>>
No. 11803 ID: a211d9

Hope, any good places to find MIB or guns around here?
>>
No. 11831 ID: 95484a

>>11794
"Coffee nerd! The strongest stuff you've got, and make it a double."
>>
No. 11970 ID: 5e64a9
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11970

>>11799
>>11831
> "Coffee nerd! The strongest stuff you've got, and make it a double."
> No coffee for Hope
Hope is notably saddened by her lack of caffeine. Kara will be sure to tell you when she gives a shit.

Kara recieves her coffee in short order. Blinding speed, really. One for her, and one for George.
The barista assures her that this is the strongest stuff they've got, made of.. well, basically everything. Really, really strong. Please be careful, miss.

... right.

DOWN THE HATCH!
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No. 11971 ID: 5e64a9
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11971

> Ahah! That did the trick! Kara's GODAWFUL HANGOVER is cured! All at once! Along with her sinuses! Holy shit this stuff is powerful but she really doesn't see what the woah
woah
WOAH

> animooted
>>
No. 11972 ID: 5e64a9
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11972

> wut
Okaythatwasfunneedbeernow.

>>11803
> Hope, any good places to find MIB or guns around here?
Hope looks at Kara a little oddly following her minor freakout there for a moment, but quickly launches into one of her godawful word torrents.
Christ, but this kid loves to talk.

Hope mentions the Happy Trigger, OF COURSE, where Zeke can hook you up with just about anything as long as you can pay his exorbitant prices.
On the other hand, some of the higher ranked MIBs have pretty high-powered guns, if you can steal and/or beat the shit out of their owners first.

You can usually find MIBs hanging around downtown -- and they obviously get denser the closer you get to Paraply. But given Rastin's recent revolution, you can also probably find a few low ranked agents going from door to door around the subdivisions, now. They wouldn't have anything good on them, though. Unless you just like collecting sunglasses, pistols, and suits.

She goes on to say that the lowest ranks are called 'Sweepers', with 'Scrubbers' being the next up, and the ones with all the kickass guns. And also she abhores using guns herself and would never hurt someone but it's totally okay if Kara does it while she watches and cheers and laughs from a distance and
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No. 11973 ID: 5e64a9
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11973

> oh god I've gone crosseyed
Kara isn't listening anymore.
>>
No. 11975 ID: f44349

>>11973
...Where is George?
>>
No. 11976 ID: 95484a

>>11972
High-powered guns? Better than shotgun? We might have to go check that out. After a beer, of course. Do we still have that six-pack?
>>
No. 11992 ID: 5e64a9
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11992

>>11975
> Where's George?
Outside, in the truck. Where we are going now.

>>11976
> Guns better than shotgun?
Probably? Kara likes her shotgun, but on the big sorting list of weaponry, she'd say it's only mid-tier. No way to tell what she'll get until she starts whacking agents, though.

> Do we still have that six-pack?
No. Kara drank it on the way to the church where she married George.
...
God damnit.

> Beer
Always a good idea.


Also, here's George.
Now comes a dilemna: We have additional coffee. Super Coffee.
There is no fucking way Kara is drinking another shot of this as long as she's sober. This thing shot her right through sober and out the other end.
Kara could give it to George, or dump it, or save it for later.

Since she's sober, the little voice in her head tells her giving it to George might be considered mean, but she's pretty sure he'd live... in some form of speaking, anyway.
What should she do with this stuff?
>>
No. 11995 ID: a3b36a

Let him sniff it first. See how he reacts to just the vapors and scent coming off of the strong brew. Save it until booze obtained for counteracting it.
>>
No. 12033 ID: 5e64a9
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12033

>>11995
> Hey, George, smell this.
George predictably reels back from it. Who knows what this stuff would actually do to him.
It'd probably be hilarious, though.
Cruel, but hilarious.

Anyway, the party, such as it is, climbs into the truck. Hope, that little cunt, gets in the back, still wary of Kara beating her.

ANYWAY TO BEER. Do we want to go home or find a bar?
Alternatively, Kara is still pretty angry, so she could at least kick the shit out of some people. But molestation is out.
So many choices!

God damnit, this is what happens when Kara turns sober. She starts THINKING.
>>
No. 12039 ID: 631bad

>>12033
Easy. Use your drunkard senses to locate the next source of alcohol and consume it. Beat everyone who wants to stop you or looks at you funny.
>>
No. 12063 ID: 5e64a9
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12063

>>12039
> Locate the next source of alcohol.
>>
No. 12064 ID: 5e64a9
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12064

Acquired.
>>
No. 12066 ID: 5e64a9
File 124843669415.gif - (5.38KB , 400x400 , 91.gif )
12066

Kara Sigurd here to kick ass, get drunk, and chew bubblegum we stole from some kid's corpse.

>>12039
We now have a ready source of alcohol and nobody to fuck with us. Currently.
Was there anything else we were doing?
>>
No. 12068 ID: 631bad

>>12066
Get SUFFICIENTLY DRUNK and fill the truck bed with bottled ALCOHOL. Then let the brat lead you to more MIBs.
>>
No. 12075 ID: 5e99e1

DRINK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
>>
No. 12076 ID: 93c708

Get completely hammered
Molest schoolgirl
>>
No. 12077 ID: 1afd58

>>12066
See if Hope likes drinking. She can start on the lighter stuff like beer.
>>
No. 12561 ID: 95484a

>>12066
Aw, look, George is imitating us. He should get the gun from the MIB we just flattened.
Finish stolen beer, and stock up on alcohol. It's time for a rampage, and we don't want to run out halfway through.
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No. 13072 ID: 5e64a9
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13072

>>12068
> GET DRUNK
Happilly.
Kara's DRUNK Status is now SUFFICIENTLY DRUNK
Kara's ANGER Status is GODDAMN BELLIGERANT

oh yeah, things are looking good.

>>12077
> See if Hope likes drinking.

"Oh no! I'd never get drunk! Don't you know, drinking kills braincells, destroys inhibitions, and lowers logical impulses! Besides, alchohol is a depressant, and given the state of the world these days, it's not at all conducive to a healthy lifestyle required in order to-"
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No. 13073 ID: 5e64a9
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13073

>>12076
> SHUT UP HOPE
Hope is caught off guard.
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No. 13074 ID: 5e64a9
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13074

Hope has stopped talking.

>>12561
> Guns for George
Sure why not. There's no way this could be a poor decision or will come back to bite us in the ass in any way.

>>12068
> Truckbed of DELICIOUS ALCOHOL
Kara stocks up on alcohol while she's here, filling the truck as much as she's able. Unfortunately she is POOR AS FUCK, and can't fill it up all the way.
Kara is now COMPLETELY BROKE.

This should last for awhile, though.
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No. 13075 ID: 5e64a9
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13075

>>12068
>>12561
> Rampage
Kara cruises on to the downtown fringe, because that's where the MIBs hang out.

Oh look, there's some now.
That one guy looks pretty burly.
How do we do this?
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No. 13077 ID: f44349

>>13075
RUN THEM OVER!
MOW THEM ALL DOWN IN ONE FELL SWOOP!
IF NOTHING ELSE IT WILL TAKE CARE OF THE SMALLER ONES AND LEAVE ONLY THE BIG ASSHOLE TO KILL TO DEATH
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No. 13079 ID: 670155

Park, use lined up targets to teach George to point the firey end at the bad guys.
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No. 13080 ID: bde1b8

>>13073
Awesome.

>>13075
Drive by grenade. You know you want to, and it probably won't damage your truck.
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No. 13085 ID: 5e64a9
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13085

>>13077
> MOW THEM DOWN
KARA ENJOYS RAMMING THINGS.
The big one, which Kara can only assume is the 'Scrubber', manages to dodge by rolling over the top of the truck, landing to safety on the other side.
The other two are not so lucky.
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No. 13086 ID: 5e64a9
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13086

SHIT HE'S FIRING GRENADES
NOW WHAT
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No. 13087 ID: bde1b8

PEDAL TO THE METAL, GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THEY DESTROY YOUR TRUCK.

If it is too late for this, get out of the truck and use it for cover, then take shotgun potshots.
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No. 13093 ID: f44349

>>13086
OH HELL.
GTFO AND SHOTTED HIM WITH WEPONS
BUT MOSTLY GTFO
ONCE OUR TRUCK IS TOTALLY NOT GETTING BLOWN UP WE CAN MAYBE TRY AND AMBUSH HIM OR SOMETHING
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No. 13095 ID: 5e64a9
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13095

>>13087 >>13093
> SAVE THE TRUCK
What, really? The truck is fine.
Well, no, the back tire is completely blown, but that's because tires are made from air and rubber.
The truck itself is reinforced with like four different layers of steel. It can drive through walls. That's why Kara was so psyched to find it.

Are we really gonna just run away?
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No. 13096 ID: bde1b8

>>13095
Oh. Well in that case, no. Hit the reverse and take out that guy in your rear view mirror.
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No. 13097 ID: 95484a

>>13095
Reverse is too slow, you'd have to slow down and stop and shift gears and who wants to mess with that. Just pull a U-turn, you'll be harder to hit that way.

Also, what's Hope doing?
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No. 13099 ID: 1bbd53

Shoot that Booper. Straight through the back window!
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No. 13101 ID: 5e64a9
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13101

>>13096
> MOW HIM DOWN, REVERSE STYLE
Now that's a plan! Kara hits the reverse and hits the gas!
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No. 13104 ID: 5e64a9
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13104

>>13101
Oh. Shit.
Y'know in retrospect Kara doesn't know why she didn't think he'd jump a second time.

>>13097
> What's Hope doing?
Looks like she's clawing the shit out of the rear window.
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No. 13105 ID: 1bbd53

Okay, good, he's a bigger target. NOW blow his brains out.

Be careful not to get blood on the generous supply of BEER.
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No. 13106 ID: bde1b8

>>13104
Well slam the breaks. If you're going 40 or so they'll both go flying backwards when you do, and hope should be short enough to not fall off the back of the truck bed.
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No. 13109 ID: 71f3d6

Try to make your truck roll-over, it should survive it and the MIB might get crushed.
Dunno about hope.
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No. 13110 ID: 1bbd53

>>13106
No! Think of the beer! Won't somebody please think of the beer?
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No. 13113 ID: 5e64a9
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13113

>>13105
> Blow his brains out!
> Don't get blood on beer.
Given the agent's current position, these orders are contradictory.

>>13106
> SLAM THE BREAKS
Brilliant! The agent goes flying out of the truck bed. Hope manages to avoid that fate by slamming into the back wall.
He's still alive, though. Just dazed.
Now what?

>>13109
> DO A BARREL ROLL
No doubt it would survive, but Kara has no way of righting it again should it land the wrong side down.
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No. 13115 ID: bde1b8

>>13113
Now put her in park, get out, and shotgun him before he undazes himself.
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No. 13116 ID: 1afd58

>>13113
You are going to kill your companions if you don't watch out. Look at poor George and Hope.

Anyway, go out and just shotgun the fucker. Then pick up his stuff and drive away fast. Really fast like the speed of sound.
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No. 13117 ID: 1bbd53

Shotgun! Apply directly to forehead!

If you have to ask whose forehead, you probably need to lay off the booze.
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No. 13121 ID: 5e64a9
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13121

>>13115 >>13116 >>13117
> Shotgun.
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No. 13122 ID: 5e64a9
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13122

>>13116
> George and Hope.
They look fine to Kara.

Also, GRENADE LAUNCHER acquired!
... Now what?
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No. 13124 ID: 1afd58

>>13122
Tell Hope to have a damn beer so she is less panicked next time.

Now loot their corpses for valuables like guns, money, and booze. Also whatever else isn't ruined by blood or shotgun pellets.

Then go home and recuperate a bit before you try anything more today. Hope needs some relaxin'.
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No. 13125 ID: 390793

>>13122
See if the suit fits. If yes you infiltrate THE HQ.
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No. 13126 ID: 71f3d6

>>13122
Duct tape 'nade launcher to shotgun to create superior weapon.
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No. 13127 ID: 5e64a9
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13127

>>13124
> Loot the corpses.
Kara acquires three pairs of YELLOW SUNGLASSES, two PISTOLS, and about twenty dollars from the three of them.

>>13125
> See if the suit fits.
Kara's a little tall to be an MIB.

> Tell Hope
Kara's not talking to that fucking kid unless she has a damn good reason. She gets about thirty words back for every three she gives.
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No. 13128 ID: 1afd58

>>13127
Keep the suit, you look awesome.

Now go do something else. Personally I suggest going home for a bit to give Hope and George some time to recover and steel themselves for the next encounter, but hey it's your call, baby.
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No. 13129 ID: 390793

>>13127
I bet that's enough to fool them.
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No. 13130 ID: 6bddfe

>What are you doing?
Yeah serious, sexy doesn't work for you. Sorry.
Use your crazy violence to gain some money, like an bank heist or something.
Also train George in proper irresponsible firearm use.
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No. 13132 ID: 5e64a9
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13132

>>13130
> Sexy doesn't work for you.
Asshole.

> Bank Heist
Kara isn't nearly good enough at PLOTTING to rob a bank!

> Train George
IF YOU KEEP REPEATING IT, IT WILL BE TRUE
Kara shows George which end to point and which part to pull, which takes about three seconds and is all she remotely has patience for.

>>13128
> Keep the suit.
Kara opts to keep the suit on hand, even if she's not going to wear it all the time. Her wardrobe is fairly limited, anyway.

> Go home.
Okay.
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No. 13133 ID: 5e64a9
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13133

Man, today was awesome.
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No. 13134 ID: 5e64a9
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13134

END CHAPTER TWO.
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No. 13135 ID: 1afd58

>>13133
When you wake up, realize that Hope must have not enjoyed your kiss or your time together, because she didn't come in when you got home.

Then become sad and console yourself with your loyal husband George <3
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No. 13701 ID: 5e64a9
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13701

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No. 13712 ID: 5e64a9
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13712

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No. 13722 ID: 9a71e2

>>13712
>Izchak's Wrath
YES
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No. 13954 ID: 1abf01

>>13701
So, what's Gambitting?
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No. 13961 ID: b1d4ff

>>13134
When we wake up, give George a set of shades and target practice using the empty beer cans laying about.
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