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12101 No. 12101 ID: c01408

I was so sure that settling this business once and for all would cure me. Growing up, I had always thought the phrase "no rest for the wicked" was a metaphor.

But I can't sleep.

A thousand voices in my head tell me something is wrong.
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No. 12243 ID: c7a59a

I know your still evil boss... still, perhaps we should FEAST ON THE FLESH OF ONE OF OUR MINIONS.

You know, just in case people forget.
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No. 12245 ID: 631bad

>>12239
Oh shut up.
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No. 12246 ID: 35cea2

>>12235

I have an idea! How about you TRY to be good, but you will fail so hard you will become a horrible evil person!
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No. 12248 ID: f95743

RETURN TO QUARTERS. KEEP SWORD WITHIN ARM'S REACH. REST. WE HAVE MUCH TO DO TOMORROW.
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No. 12249 ID: f98e0b

>>12235
COME BACK HERE YOU INGLORIOUS KNAVE!
I WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!
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No. 12251 ID: d5b2d6

>>12243
Shut up. Go away.
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No. 12252 ID: f42c4e

>>12235
MAN. WE MUST BE PISSED. NO SLEEP AT THE MOMENT.

GO OUT AND SEARCH FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE OUR ANGER OUT ON.
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No. 12253 ID: 9371a0

Leave him. He scorned you for the praise of his peers. He will die alone and ignored.
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No. 12255 ID: 2e1743

Muschio, you damned idiot, you're trying too hard now. Let it die, this is over. Can you justify the expenditure of any more energy on this fruitless endeavor?
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No. 12257 ID: c01408
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12257

FINE.
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No. 12258 ID: f95743

>>12255
THE WELL-SPOKEN ONE IS CORRECT. THIS IS NO LONGER OUR PROBLEM. LET IT GO.
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No. 12262 ID: 8ce2bf

Prove your evilness. Go give Finesse a hug. AGAINST HER WILL!
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No. 12264 ID: 3fa7b7

>>12257

Go back to bed, Chief.
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No. 12266 ID: d5b2d6

>>12258
Oh shut up, sex drive.
Muschio, let's get some sleep. You can't overlord if you're tired.
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No. 12270 ID: f98e0b

>>12262
>>12264
I like they way they think, boss.
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No. 12271 ID: 93c708

YO YO MUSCHIO
YOU GOTTA BUST A PHAT RHYME ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELIN NOW, YA DIG, DAWG?
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No. 12277 ID: c01408
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12277

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No. 12278 ID: f98e0b

>>12277
(depressing charlie brown theme plays in background)
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No. 12280 ID: f42c4e

>>12277
Come, there are other fish in the sea. Other fish to be gutted and eaten.

Cheer up, Muschio. Our reign of terror has just begun, we will get him, his lover and everyone he loves in time. Patience is the key to true evil.
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No. 12281 ID: d5b2d6

*sad trombone*
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No. 12283 ID: c01408
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12283

I can't sleep.
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No. 12284 ID: 631bad

>>12283
Awwww
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No. 12286 ID: 2e1743

That's because there's more instability and confusion in your heart than ever.

Oh, what will we do with you.

Good night, prince.
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No. 12289 ID: ed469a

>>12277
Remember this day well, Muschio. For only the most wise and carefully laid plans will come to fruition. An evil overlord must always be ten steps in front of his enemies. You must trap your enemies within an infinite web of trickery. Only then will you be ... Master.
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No. 12315 ID: 7eda8b

Luckily your minion has prepared for you a potion which sends the imbiber into a deep sl-OH WAIT
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No. 12339 ID: 5816b2

>>12283
I'd get like some sort of pillow and padding to cover the desk with, chief.
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No. 12375 ID: ed469a

>>12339
I hears goblin boobs make good pillows.
Maybe use that bloody tarp for a bedding.
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No. 12377 ID: 1afd58

>>12375
What's that? Cut Finesse's goblin boobs off and skin her to make a tarp?
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No. 12379 ID: f98e0b

>>12377
No. We just fuck her and GET IT OVER WITH GODDAMN
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No. 12380 ID: ed469a

>>12379

Actually guys, I would seriously advice against shagging Finesse or anything else for a while.
I think Weaver's been taking influences from Reaver, and we all know how Raital turned out.
BITCH BE TRIPPIN BALLS -kinda crazy.

So no goblin-tang tonight, yes?
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No. 12382 ID: 1afd58

>>12380
I actually don't want Muschio to bother with romance at all, or at least not for a long while.

He's got more important things to do.
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No. 12385 ID: 670155

I think the difference is Muschio can probably whip a nerd goblin in a bout of fisticuffs.
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No. 12388 ID: f42c4e

>>12385
What if she builds a ROBOT SUIT?

WHAT THEN?
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No. 12389 ID: 670155

>>12388
Its a five room dungeon, where is she going to hide it!
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No. 12637 ID: bd7486

>>12389
Other side of the monster portal. Or, make the monster portal into a transforming robot. Or under the garden. etc.
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No. 12992 ID: a3b36a

You need a classy vice to indulge in, Muschio. Nothing too impairing. Maybe something like... collecting pottery. Or statues. Or partaking in some sort of artistic engineering endeavor.
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No. 12998 ID: 3ccb64

>>12992
Or gathering a harem of nonhumans.

I know where we could start.
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No. 13042 ID: 9a71e2

>>12283
This is hilarious.
You're either going to be the best satan ever or the worst.
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No. 13046 ID: 670155

>>13042

Eh i think he'll be fine.
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No. 13057 ID: 45afb1

>>13046
I think he is gonna end up like Drew the lich.
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No. 13076 ID: 13034c

>>13057
I hope not. Fuck that shit.
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No. 13092 ID: ed469a
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13092

Here's another version of the fortress expansion plan.

>>12992
And yes, we should probably include a dedicated room to said vice, once we figure out what that should be.
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No. 13094 ID: 13034c

For a vice: How about something artistic. Painting, perhaps, or sculpting. But remain unscrupulous as to what constitutes "paints".
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No. 13098 ID: a3b36a

>>13092
Let me guess. You like playing Evil Genius as well?
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No. 13100 ID: ed469a

>>13098
Well, I suppose. Dungeon Keeper is better though. The whole 70's spy movie theme is kinda off-putting to me.
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No. 13137 ID: 408036

CHECK BEHIND GODDAMN TARP
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No. 13168 ID: 13034c

>>13094
Actually, I'm liking this idea more and more. We can coat the place in murals and frescoes and shit.
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No. 13172 ID: f95743

ENGRAVE THE WALLS WITH A MYRIAD HORRORS UNIMAGINABLE BY LESSER MINDS.

PAINT THE WALLS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR AMBITION.
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No. 13173 ID: 13034c

>>13168
It'd be a bitch to draw, but that issue could actually be sidestepped by allowing players to submit art, and using that as textures.

I'M A GENIUS!
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No. 13199 ID: f95743
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13199

GAZE UPON THE EYE OF THE ABYSS AND TREMBLE WITH DESPAIR AS YOUR FEEBLE MIND BECOMES UNRAVELED AT THE TERRIFYING, BEAUTIFUL TRUTH OF EXISTENCE.
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