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156267 No. 156267 ID: 15f6d6

Oh man, this is so boring. It's just miles of dirt road, stinky goblins and stinky oxen. If only something exciting would happen...

There's a big cloud of smoke up the road, looks like it's coming this way.
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No. 156269 ID: 0fc814

Investigate alone. Watch for talyxians.
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No. 156274 ID: 632862

>>156267
"Weapons out, everyone!"
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No. 156275 ID: 701a19

Read smoke signals, hug Jehral.
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No. 156384 ID: fe0817

Hug Jehral, take a shot for the team.
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No. 156390 ID: ded270

>>156384
Trib Tura, investigate smoke.
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No. 156398 ID: e3d671

>>156267
ARM ROCKET LAUNCHER, RESERVE TIME UNITS FOR AIMED SHOT.
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No. 156412 ID: e3f578

>>156384
and no backsass missy, you should expect this by now from yourself. you just can't stand but to think about the guy.
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No. 156420 ID: 501733

If you're not... interested... in Jehral... perhaps we should look at the other gender. Lesbianism is very popular these days, I understand. Though... who could resist that shapely nose?
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No. 156423 ID: ded270

>>156420
Bi the way, what do you think of a threesome with Tura and Jehral?
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No. 156435 ID: 15f6d6
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156435

God! I'm not fucking having sex with anybody. I'm just gonna cut my ... vagina right off.

Me and sweetnose head down to investigate. It's a metal wagon or something. Looks dangerous.
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No. 156436 ID: e3f578

That's a truck! It's from the future!
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No. 156437 ID: e3d671

>>156435
SLAY THE DRAGON!
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No. 156447 ID: 501733

>>156435
Sweetnose, eh?

There's no shame in wanting that nose. But I agree. It's not the time or place. At least wait until the next town before getting a room, dragging him off into it, settling onto the bed leaning in closer to the diminuitive halfbold... and then rubbing your nose against his. Arms around each other, holding tightly as you rub noses until you both fall asleep.

But yeah. Keep your distance from the metal truck until you're sure it's not a danger. Basically, it creates its propulsion by using explosions to turn the wheels. It's more the people crazy enough to drive such a thing that you need to be cautious of.
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No. 156449 ID: b3ba43

Well here's hoping it's an Autobot... and not the other kind.

Investigation time! GET GOING! Send in the expendable one first, scouting's his job anyway!
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No. 156450 ID: e3d671

>>156447
WTF is a "truck" that thing is clearly a steel dragon!
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No. 156455 ID: 1ac39d

the true danger of someone with a truck is they may have a gun, which is like a crossbow but much more powerful.
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No. 156456 ID: 15f6d6
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156456

>>156447 Hey! I.. I don't think about him like that. He's just all tiny and stuff.

Yeah, I guess technically I'd better go check it out. I'm getting paid to protect the caravan or something I guess.

I'm going in with weapons drawn, though.

There's a human in it and it slows down when I get close.

"EEy yo little boy, Aaahm goin' to Las Vegas for the big arm wresslin competition. You wanna help me out?"
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No. 156458 ID: e3d671

GO WITH ROCKY!!!
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No. 156459 ID: e3f578

Is that Stallone, Schwarzenegger, or John Travolta?
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No. 156461 ID: 3b6c92

>>156456
GO FOR IT

bring what's his name that you're dragging around with you
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No. 156495 ID: fe0817

Put the whole Caravan into a bag of holding. Take it along with you.

Aren't we glad it was not a demolition truck?
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No. 156500 ID: e3f578

Notice the man's sexy muscles. Just see how masculine that driver is. His bodacious jaw, that distinguished accent, and terrific cheekbones. oh those abs. those abs. Rynh, you so wanna rub those fierce muscles of his, don't you. Watch him strain and sweat as he takes down wrestling arm champion after champion.
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No. 156529 ID: 15f6d6
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156529

Alright I grab noseface and clamber on in the truck. It smells like pasta and sweat.

>>156495
This is stupid and you are stupid for saying it.

>>156500
H.. Hey, shut up! He's a gross human and he smells bad and he looks kinda funny.

"Alright guy, we'll help you out, but you gotta pay us."

"Aaaahokay. I'mma win the big competition, then aah ca split it wih you. You remind me of mah kid, yknow? Aaahm Abraham Falcon. Youh kids wannna stop wen it gets dark or go allah way straight to Vegas?"
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No. 156537 ID: e3d671

>>156529
Go straight to Vegas!
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No. 156538 ID: 6deae0

YES YES!! STALLONE!

Today = best day.
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No. 156540 ID: 6834bc

>>156529
Hey Rynh...
Nice ass you got there
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No. 156547 ID: e3f578

oh shit Rynh you can see more of his muscles.oh no oh no. Besides, we never said he wasn't a gross human, just less gross and more muscular and masculine.
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No. 156562 ID: f98e0b

Rynh you have a cute butt
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No. 156567 ID: 6deae0

This thread is now about Rynh's butt.
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No. 156568 ID: 5b6805

>>156529
what about the caravan? They aren't going to be very happy about you ditching them. Especially not Nako, since you encouraged her to set the thing up in the first place.

Keep your head down when you pass them by.

Also: how are you all sure Jehral's a boy?
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No. 156572 ID: e3d671

>>156568
>Also: how are you all sure Jehral's a boy?
She can smell him with her big halfbold nose.
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No. 156605 ID: 5b6805

>>156572
By that logic Jer would know Rynh is a girl.
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No. 156612 ID: e3d671

>>156605
Maybe he lost his sense of smell in the war?
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No. 156689 ID: 15f6d6
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156689

Okay we go straight to Vegas! We're driving on the road and it's super, super boring. I guess the caravan can just suck it, now can't they?

I start to get pretty sleepy.

"Heyyo little boy. Ahhif you ge sleepy just put your head right here on my arm and use it like a pillo, ahokay?"

I guess I don't know for sure that noseface is a boy, but I'm pretty sure he is. I mean, he looks like a boy.

S-Stop looking at my butt! It's not cute!
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No. 156694 ID: e3d671

>>156689
>S-Stop looking at my butt! It's not cute!
You're right, It's too big and fat to be called cute.
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No. 156695 ID: ded270

>>156689
No, your butt is awesome.
It could destroy armies with it's glory.
Now jump through the windshield and stand on the hood with your arms crossed and your feet shoulder width apart, a cocky grin on your face.
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No. 156747 ID: 1ac39d

only one way to be sure, check if he has a package.
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No. 156750 ID: 632862

Use Jehral as a pillow.
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No. 156776 ID: 5b6805

>>156689
'Fess up your gender for shock value. Say it real quiet tho.
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No. 156808 ID: 72ca68

>>156689
> S-Stop looking at my butt! It's not cute!
LIES! Your butt is amazing. You should be proud.

>>156750
> Use Jehral as a pillow.
Second.
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No. 156814 ID: 1ac39d

>>156747
addendum, check for package by using him as a pillow.
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No. 156821 ID: 701a19

>>156814
Check for package by molesting him with your tail~
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No. 156850 ID: 3b6c92

>>156750
Also seconding this.

Just because it's adorable.
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No. 156876 ID: 8ecfd4

>>156689
Your butt is very cute. And you know you look kind of like a boy as well. Sometimes it's hard to tell with you halfbloods, Jehral might be lacking something downtown.
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No. 157314 ID: 15f6d6
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157314

S-Stop talking about my butt! It's embarassing.

Y.yeah, that'd be weird if he was a girl dressed like a boy. He's asleep against the window.

I snuggle up to him. I uh, don't want to be too obvious about it, I don't really feel anything though.

"Heyyo lill boy, we're uh in Las Vegas so I gotto go get regserd for tha big contest so you kids meet me ah tha hotel in a coupla hours ahoka?"
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No. 157316 ID: e3d671

>>157314
Man, your butt is getting bigger by the second!
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No. 157317 ID: 3416ec
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157317

>>157314
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No. 157319 ID: 4ce1b0

Hike up your skirt and ride him in his sleep. He'll like it. Trust me.
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No. 157326 ID: 1ac39d

take him to the hotel, get a room, and molest him.
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No. 157330 ID: d6a592

Welcome, everyone to another installment of "Behold All Butts"
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No. 157337 ID: 701a19

>>157326
Yes to the room.
Instead of normal molestation, pin him down and start licking his nose.
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No. 157371 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157314
Damn that is a nice ass.

Why should a girl like you settle for one guy though? Didn't you notice the way Stallones muscles rippled in the moonlight as he offered to let you rest your head against his safe embrace. How his compassionate nature and caring personality shone through. The way he always makes an effort for you and Jehral.

Why settle with one when you can have both?
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No. 157404 ID: 15f6d6
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157404

He just dumped us out on the street! Wow! This place is HUGE and SHINY!

I... I'm not fucking anybody... You're making me blush!
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No. 157407 ID: e3d671

>>157404
>This place is HUGE and SHINY!
JUST LIKE YOUR ASS!
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No. 157409 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157404
You know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Don't let an oppurtunity like this slip out of your hands. You can have both Jehrals lithe little body against you and feel like your protecting him as well as be enveloped in the strong embrace of Stallone who will protect you against the world.
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No. 157441 ID: 15f6d6
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157441

Okay, okay! Fine! I give! I give!

I grab sweetnose and go into one of the big hotels. There is a huge receptionist behind the desk

TODAY IS FREE HOTEL DAY IF YOU'RE FUCKING OR FIGHTING. HERE'S YOUR ROOM KEY LITTLE GUY AND YOUR FREE ICE CREAM. I RESPECT A MAN'S FUCK DRIVE EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT INTO THE GAY SHIT.

Oh god. Am I really doing this? I'm so nervous... I don't even know if I want to go all the way... It'd be my first time...
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No. 157444 ID: e3d671

>>157441
GO FOR IT!
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No. 157446 ID: 3b6c92

>>157441
Just, uh. Just roll with it. You got this.

Or something.
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No. 157450 ID: 701a19

>>157441
Dooooo eeeettt
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No. 157459 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157441
Do it. Also accept the nice mans ice cream.

Go to your room and get the mood set up for Stallones arrival.
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No. 157470 ID: e3d671

>>157459
No! Rynh's ass is for Jehral's use only!
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No. 157484 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157470
Jehral doesn't have a say in this. Rynh can get it on with whoever she wants. That hunky piece of human meat is way to good to let him get away.

Warm up with Jehral as the appeteizer and Stallone as the main dish.
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No. 157493 ID: 1ac39d

>>157484
you have been out democracied, the consensus is Jehral on Rynh.
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No. 157498 ID: 701a19

>>157493
Agreed.
Stallone can go do... whatever he intended to do before he met Rynh.
Jehral+Rynh=<3
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No. 157508 ID: 15f6d6
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157508

Oops.. I spilled some ice cream on me.

Jehral's getting ready in the bathroom.

I-I'm still not sure about this though..

Do you guys really think I'm cute? I-I'm being serious here.

Were you just making fun of me before? I-I've never had anybody seriously think I'm cute. People always made fun of the way I looked.

So, y-you weren't lying before, right?
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No. 157510 ID: e3d671

>>157508
Yes, your cute. now make Jehral lick off the ice creme
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No. 157511 ID: 3b6c92

>>157508
We really weren't lying.
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No. 157513 ID: 34470e

>>157508
Yes, you're cute. You'd be even cuter if you rubbed that ice cream all over yourself.
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No. 157515 ID: 1ac39d

we all think you are adorable. and the ones who say otherwise are lying because they are afraid to admit it.
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No. 157516 ID: 67c611

>>157508
Honestly, I found you cuter when I thought you were a guy. I can still pretend.
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No. 157517 ID: 96b332

>>157508
You're adorable.
A bit flat, but DAT ASS makes up for it.
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No. 157579 ID: bc1727

Jehral hasn't said a word this whole time. I take it he understands what's about to happen? What did he even say when you suggested [read: forcefully dragged him into] this?
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No. 157591 ID: 15f6d6
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157591

ALRIGHT THEN, IT'S GO TIME! READY OR NOT, LOVERBOY, HERE I COME!
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No. 157593 ID: 9a1fa4

EXCELLENT
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No. 157597 ID: 1e1932
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157597

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No. 157599 ID: 67c611

<3
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No. 157635 ID: 1ac39d

hahaha, awesome!
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No. 157640 ID: 3de05a

Appropriate.
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No. 157653 ID: 1ac39d

we need an epilogue with ether dude-jehral taking it in the ass, or girl-Jehral... also taking it in ass.
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No. 157665 ID: 15f6d6

I'll leave that for the fanartists.
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No. 157714 ID: 1ac39d

>>157665
then i request someone get started on this.
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No. 157715 ID: 0fc814

Male Rynh x Female Rynh OTP
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No. 157718 ID: e3d671

>>157715
>Male Rynh x Female Rynh x nako OTP
ftfy
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No. 157720 ID: 34470e

>>157718
>Male Rynh x Female Rynh x nako OTT
ftfy
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No. 157907 ID: 5b6805

Ah April First, is there anything you can't do?
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No. 157911 ID: 67c611
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157911

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No. 158164 ID: 5b6805

>>157591
What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Even if this is Cannon it will never be referenced again.
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No. 158955 ID: f46a61
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158955

>>157591
Huh huh huh...huh huh huh huh...huh huh huh huh....Knob...huh huh huh huh.
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