Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/12(Wed)22:24 No. 28902 ID: cd08c0
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Kara has no idea what just happened.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/12(Wed)22:25 No. 28903 ID: cd08c0
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All that's left is the Scrubber and his supervisor. The Scrubber is still heavilly wounded from the fight before, but the Supervisor managed to escape by pressing up against the buildings, and is completely unharmed.
All the other MIBs were swept away.

Prevous was trampled directly by the horde, but is inexplicable still here and conscious.
Barely.
Lance is nowhere to be seen.

>>28903
OPEN FIRE at the point exactly between the supervisor and his lackey.

>>28903
Shotgun the scrubber, threaten the supervisor at gunpoint, and Rekaens I love you.

>>28903

Obliterate the Scrubber, toss Prevous to safety, then threaten the Supervisor.

Wipe out the scrubber, threaten Supervisor, ask Hope to dispense healing.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)00:04 No. 28933 ID: cd08c0
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>>28918
> toss Prevous
You... you're serious? Prevous just survived a giant sweeping cat horde of death, and remained stationary through it, with what Kara can only assume is pure fat, mass, and determination.
There is no fucking way.

>>28907 >>28918
> Obliterate the Scrubber
That Kara can do. She'll just take her shotgun and -- GOD DAMN RECOIL.

>>28885
> Get an anti-recoil enchantment
That sounds like a REALLY GOOD IDEA.

Kara's badly injured. She can barely hold onto this thing, let alone aim it properly.
Even as tough as she is, she won't last much longer. That Scrubber is aiming at her. She'll have to...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)00:05 No. 28934 ID: cd08c0
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... Prevous!
With a mighty battle cry, Prevous leaps on the Scrubber!
"BEEEEEEF!"

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)00:05 No. 28935 ID: cd08c0
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>>28907 >>28918
>> threaten the Supervisor
... right.

...
"You think I'm just another Sweeper, don't you, Miss Sigurd. I don't even have a gun.
But I didn't climb to the highest rank of the MIB for nothing."

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)00:06 No. 28936 ID: cd08c0
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"Alright, Miss Sigurd. Let's see what you can do."

Give him the finger.

>>28936

Didn't we get a free magic detector earlier?

Put it to use on this fucker, shortly before attempting to kill him with flaming death.

>>28936
Ignore his taunts and shoot him. He's just trying to intimidate you.

>>28936
Shoot around his feet.

Totally make out with him.

He wont see it coming. Promise.

>>28935
"So just how did you get to the highest rank of the MIB?"
He's a high-ranking villian, he should have at least a small exposition compulsion. Maybe we can find out his weakness.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)01:18 No. 28949 ID: cd08c0
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>>28937
> Give him the finger.
Happily.

>>28938
> Didn't we get a magic detector?
We did. It says this guy is radiating about five point seven thaums a second, whatever the hell that means.

>>28938 >>28939
> Shoot this fucker.
Unfortunately, he's fast enough to dodge, at least for as long as Kara's suffering from recoil. She does, however, manage to blow a crater in the wall behind him, raining shrapnel down on him.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)01:18 No. 28950 ID: cd08c0
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>>28944
> "So just how did you get to the highest rank of the MIB?"
"Devotion."


OW GOD IT'S LIKE A THOUSAND HANGOVERS AT ONCE.

>>28950
DOWN THAT SUPERCOFFEE.

DRINK THE FUCKING SUPER COFFEE OH GOD

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)03:19 No. 28965 ID: cd08c0
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>>28951 >>28952
> drink coffee
The... the coffee? Kara had almost forgotten about it.
This isn't like a normal hangover. She was just using that as an analog, you know?
She's completely sober now. Besides, the last time she drank it...
But... but...

"Well, Miss Sigurd, I must say I'm disappointed. I honestly expected you to put up a better fight than this.
But if this is all you can manage, I suppose I won't hesitate. Your little quest is about to end."

...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)03:24 No. 28970 ID: cd08c0
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> why not



> animated

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)03:24 No. 28971 ID: cd08c0
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i can feel pain
but it is a different kind of pain
it is not pain but PAIN
within that pain is clarity

i have drunk away my sorrows
but i am drunk no longer
i am the opposite of drunk

i can see things as they truly are



SIGURD is here. She is injured, but those injuries will not hinder her will to fight.
There is a SNAKE here. He is not a dragon, but merely a snake.
There is a DORF here. He was Sigurd's ally. He has fallen in glorious battle.
Sigurd's SWORD is here, discarded beside her.

It is because of the SNAKE that she is injured. It is because of the SNAKE that her comrade has fallen.
He is saying something, but it is of no consequence.
He is not a dragon, but merely a snake.
Sigurd wishes for vengance.

Instruct her how.

>>28971
Grab the sword and CUT UP THAT SNAKE

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)03:49 No. 28976 ID: cd08c0
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>>28973
> take your sword
of course. GRAM has never let me down
i shall use it in rightous vengance

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)03:51 No. 28977 ID: cd08c0
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> vengance
with a mighty roar, GRAM unleashes its fury
its power makes it unwieldy, but it is no problem for one such as i

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)03:51 No. 28978 ID: cd08c0
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it is attempting to strike at me now, with sneaky tricks and mental games
how cute

it will not work on one as devoted as i
how shall i dispatch the snake?

>>28978
SLICE ITS ARMS OFF AND RIP OUT ITS SKULL.

Blast him!

>>28978
Crush it beneath your heel.

>>28983
Actually, scratch that, cut out it's heart and eat it.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)04:39 No. 28987 ID: cd08c0
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>>28981
> blast him
simplistic but effective

>>28980
> slice his arms off
one arm is already severed
the other comes shortly

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)04:40 No. 28988 ID: cd08c0
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>>28980
> rip out his skull
it attempts to fight as i claim my prize
but is no match

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)04:40 No. 28989 ID: cd08c0
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> vengeance
for my name is sigurd
the ultimate warrior

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)04:40 No. 28990 ID: cd08c0
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i grow weary now
... i think...
... i shall...
.....rest.....

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)04:41 No. 28991 ID: cd08c0
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Kara Sigurd has passed out.

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)04:41 No. 28992 ID: cd08c0
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End Chapter Three.

>>28991
No! I must kill the MiBs!
No. You are the MiBs.
And then Kara was a vampaia.

>And then Kara was a vampaia.

You sure that's Kara? Because Kara just collapsed.

I think that's Hope.

So...

Kara likes to booze or she gets angry.

When fully sobered by coffee, calls herself Sigurd, acts in accordance with Norse mythology.

Is taller, stronger and more durable than a normal human would be.

The suits call her Sigurd, and seem to have special orders regarding her.

Lives in a world with magic.

So, Kara seems to be a Valkyrie (maybe an Einherjar) that is purposefully staying drunk constantly to forget something that is still a source of rage.

>So, Kara seems to be a Valkyrie (maybe an Einherjar) that is purposefully staying drunk constantly to forget something that is still a source of rage.

Ladies and gentlemen! Our first epileptic tree!

I'm so proud. *Sniff*

>>28971
SHIT JUST GOT KNURD.

>>29020

It's an interesting theory. Not SO out there. The Sigurd thing is weird, and she does use terms like "glorious battle" and calls Prevous a dorf and so on. Maybe not a Valkyrie perse, but I wouldn't be surprised if Kara's not exactly human.

>>29014
Or could be, if she'd get off the sauce.
Alternately, something like Shadowrun goblinisation?

>>28991

Is that a fucking Barbed Wheel?

Goddammit.

>>29172
Wait- what are you-
Fuck.
I WAS RIGHT
EVERY SINGLE QUEST ON THIS SITE IS SECRETLY RUN BY WEAVER
I'M NOT CRAZY
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)17:24 No. 29223 ID: cd08c0
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...

Rekaens!zCiuXQBmHU 2009/08/13(Thu)17:24 No. 29225 ID: cd08c0
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...

>>29172

It's not the first one.

>>29193
Not quite.
Weaver has power over anyone who uses the Orb of Infinite Psyche as a plot device. Using [technobabble] metafictional [technobabble technobabble memes] he can reach through the fourth wall to control them, or drain their psyche. I haven't been able to uncover his plans yet, but I'm sure they're sinister.

I hope this message reaches you in time - Weaver knows I'm on to him, and his servants are everywhere.
Remember, >>29193, you are the chosen one. Only you can destroy the true Orb!