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196310 No. 196310 ID: 3d74a8

You are a DORF. Armed with your IRON AXE, you are ready to take on the denizens of the dungeon. Descending from the EAST, you are now in this room. There is an open door to the WEST.
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No. 196311 ID: fe1fcf

Punch everything. Ascend to godhood.
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No. 196312 ID: 63f46a

Find alcohol.
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No. 196314 ID: bde1b8

Loot everything
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No. 196315 ID: 059120

Tear down that tapestry thing!
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No. 196316 ID: 3d74a8
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196316

>>196314
You pull out your ax and do what must be done. You pull out your ax and let your loose your fury!
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No. 196318 ID: 3d74a8
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196318

>>196316
The room is defiled before you! You stand victorious.

Inside the barrel, you find 13 GOLD COINS and lots of wooden splinters.

Behind the TORN TARP, you see something dark.
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No. 196320 ID: c2c011

>>196318
Sniff the air for the scent of booze!
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No. 196323 ID: 059120

>>196318
Exit east.
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No. 196324 ID: a594b9

what's going on here

you're not Gnome
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No. 196327 ID: 059120

>>196324
Of course he's not a gnome. This is Dorf Quest. Duh.
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No. 196328 ID: c5296f

Hmm. This hasn't updated in like 3 whole hours. It must be dead.

And punch line delivered, we're done here right?
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No. 196331 ID: 63f46a

It was updated 9 minutes before you. You must remember that the time here is not time there.
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No. 196337 ID: 3d74a8
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196337

>>196323
You find a DISGRUNTLED CYCLOPS! He seems upset with something.

The room is bare, and its rough walls are an affront to your fine dorfen sensibilities.
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No. 196346 ID: 63f46a

Axe him where is the treasure!
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No. 196351 ID: 059120

>>196337
Cleave him in twain!
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No. 196353 ID: c2c011

>>196337
Axe his groin a question. Namely if it bleeds if you chop at it with an axe.
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No. 196356 ID: 620bfb

>>196337
Talk to the cyclops.

Make sure he's not an elf in disguise.
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No. 196358 ID: 3d74a8
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196358

You quickly prepare to strike!
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No. 196359 ID: 3d74a8
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196359

The cyclops swings across with its heavy club! That thing looks painful, but you can take it! You're a DORF!
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No. 196360 ID: 3d74a8
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196360

The two of you swing at each other, and strike a dramatic pose after the blow!

A momentary cliffhanger will see this battle completed!
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No. 196369 ID: 3d74a8
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196369

VICTORY!

You gain 500 XP!

You have reached LEVEL 3!

You are currently a LVL 2 FIGHTER. Which class will you take:

>Fighter
>Thief
>Mage
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No. 196376 ID: 5360c7

>>196369
Fighter!
Thieves and Mages are for faggots!
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No. 196379 ID: 8bdb6a

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3301577/

PS: Mage
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No. 196385 ID: a594b9

Mage.

Wait no, pick Thief because that's the same class as the author.
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No. 196388 ID: 059120

>>196369
Fighter.
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No. 196389 ID: a594b9

...switching to Mage.
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No. 196390 ID: 63f46a

Mage. Let's shoot fireballs out of our ass.
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No. 196392 ID: 6a5a08

We shall become an Arcane Warrior! Mage.
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No. 196401 ID: 3d74a8

You are now FIGHTER 2/MAGE 1!

You have gained DETECT MAGIC

You have gained READ MAGIC.

You have gained DAZE.
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No. 196402 ID: 3d74a8
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196402

Now what?
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No. 196406 ID: 059120

>>196402
Exit east.
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No. 196407 ID: 8bdb6a

Get bitten by a snake and die.
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No. 196412 ID: 8c0848

>>196402
Fall down a well and drown, only to later be resurrected in order to go on an adventure around the world what reaches it's climax in a battle against Moradin on the moon.
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No. 196415 ID: 2f46ca

reach pinnacle of story retelling when you meed a time paradox of yourself that wants to do somethign else asides pretending he is the main protagonist in god of war.
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No. 196416 ID: 3d74a8
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196416

>>196406
You exit east.

...Something about this room seems different.
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No. 196418 ID: 8bdb6a

Okay, stop it. That's enough of this.
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No. 196424 ID: c2c011

>>196416
Exit east again and see if you can find any alpacas to domesticate.
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No. 196431 ID: 3d74a8
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196431

>>196418
OKAY FINE GEEZ
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No. 196592 ID: 266e3d

>>196431
well thats... tecnically different.

continue adventure as a lhama.
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No. 196621 ID: d6cb21

>>196431
YOU FOOL, YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!
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No. 196769 ID: 479c7b

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