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19726 No. 19726 ID: fb5d8e

>This is Fiftyeight.
>An ordinary highschool student who just woke up for another day in his teenage life.
>But he doesn't want to go to school.
>He is not bullied, nor is he failing..
>It is just...
>...so boring.
>Everything is so boring. So dull. So meaningless.
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No. 19727 ID: fb5d8e
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19727

>There is only one thing that he is interested in...
>The Orb of Infinite Psyche.
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No. 19728 ID: fb5d8e
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19728

Chapter 1:
"Look on my works, Ye mighty, And despair."
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No. 19729 ID: f78140

QUICKLY, OUTSIDE! THERE IS A WATCHTOWER TO GUARD!
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No. 19730 ID: fb5d8e
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19730

7:00 AM.
The buzzing of my decade old alarmclock never fails to wake me.
I would remain in bed, but what is the point?
An eternal sleep is just as meaningless as eternal unrest.

I better get started with my morning ritual. I have about an hour before school starts.
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No. 19731 ID: 62ec90

Use orb as anal bead.
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No. 19732 ID: 806f2b

>>19730
Find your mother, skin her. Wear her like a comfy warm sweater. You may eat the insides if you like.
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No. 19733 ID: f4963f

Are those your PJs? If so, get some real clothes on, you slacker. If not, then I guess breakfast sounds good.
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No. 19734 ID: 45afb1

>>19730
Stop talking to us, you know what to do in the mornings, commence boring but necessary get up and go montage.
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No. 19737 ID: f2de2f

>>19730
Swing the orb over your head and wield it like a flail.
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No. 19738 ID: 1afd58

>>19730
Fap wildly for exactly an hour.

I mean WILDLY.
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No. 19740 ID: 476456

Put on some makeup.
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No. 19741 ID: cde660

>>19730
YOUR NOT A NUMBER
YOUR A FREE MAN
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

I'm on the run, I kill to eat.
I'm starving now, I'm feeling dead on my feet.
Going all the way, I'm nature's beast.
Do what I want, I'll do as I please.

Run! Fight! To breathe! It's tough!
Now you see me (haha!) Now you don't.
Break the walls, I'm coming out.

Not a prisoner I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care, where the past was,
I know where I'm going...Out!

If you kill me, it's self-defense,
If I kill you, then I call it vengeance.
Spit in your eye, I will defy,
you'll be afraid when I call out your name.

Run! Fight! To breathe! It's gonna be tough!
Now you see me, and now you don't.
Break the walls, I'm coming out.

Not a prisoner, I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care, where the past was,
I know where I'm going.

I'm not a number, I'm a free man,
Live my life where I want to.
You'd better scratch me from your black book,
'cause I'll run rings around you.

[Solo]

Not a prisoner, I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care where the past was,
I know where I'm going.

I'm not a number, I'm a free man,
Live my life where I want to.
You'd better scratch me from your black book,
'cause I'll run rings around you.

Not a prisoner, I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care where the past was,
I know where I'm going.
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No. 19742 ID: 227d44

>>19730
Brush your teeth, boy, and be quick about it.
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No. 19743 ID: 3354eb

Your morning ritual involves eldritch horrors and the summoning thereof, right?
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No. 19744 ID: fb5d8e
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19744

>Are those your PJs? If so, get some real clothes on, you slacker. If not, then I guess breakfast sounds good.

Fine.. I guess I'll put on some clothes. There's some pants and a shirt on the floor. I'll wear the same t-shirt I was sleeping in.
If anyone leans in for a sniff it's their just reward for doing something creepy like that.

>Stop talking to us, you know what to do in the mornings, commence boring but necessary get up and go montage.

I don't know. I don't really feel like it.
Brushing teeth? Eating?
I might as well use the hour to walk to school.
It doesn't really matter.
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No. 19745 ID: 13034c

I wonder if this quest is intended to be autobiographical?
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No. 19746 ID: 45afb1

>>19744
How dare you ignore the montage! Buck up solider! We are now playing a game called life and you are the main character! Show some backbone and take the initiative to make the world a little more awesome!
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No. 19747 ID: f78140

>>19744
your name in roman numerals is L8. this is a hint as to what you should be, for school.
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No. 19748 ID: cde660

>>19744
OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT OUT THE WINDOW HOLY SHIT MAN
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No. 19749 ID: 3354eb

Get out your Belle & Sebastian and Morrisey CDs and listen to them until its time to go to your teenage prison of the damned.
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No. 19750 ID: 13034c

>>19744
Eat something, you anorexic faggot.
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No. 19757 ID: 6faa8c

Hush you.
If you don't want to go to school, skip in style, for god's sakes. What sort of family do you have?
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No. 19758 ID: 93c708

Jump out the window.
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No. 19764 ID: fb5d8e
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19764

I guess I should eat something. Best to indulge in a desire than to shiver with emptiness.

I head over to the kitchen.
There's your answer to what kind of family I have.
My little sister Janine sits at the table, apparently doing nothing but waiting for me. She looks quite happy when I finally come in.
>"Big brother! Mom already left to work.. Uhm.. Could you give me a ride to school?"

Her elementary school is even closer than my high school. She could walk there any moment.
Why she'd want to ride on the back of my bicycle is beyond me.
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No. 19765 ID: cde660

>>19764
MORE incest Reaver? *Really?*
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No. 19766 ID: f78140

>>19764
give her a ride. swerve into oncoming traffic.
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No. 19767 ID: f44349

>>19764
Dawww
Don't be a fag.
That's adorable. Give her a ride...
Then skip school and go on an ADVENTURE~

>>19765
>MORE Incest
>elementary school

>8I
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No. 19768 ID: 93c708

Give her a ride, if you know what I mean
...
By that I mean rape the hell out of her until she screams ONII CHAN
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No. 19769 ID: 13034c

>>19765
Hey, don't belittle him for his fetish. Where would we be if we all started doing that crap?
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No. 19770 ID: 45afb1

>>19764
Just do it dude, she is family. Just tell her that you need to get something to eat. And seriously dude, cheer up, life is not so pointless that you can't smile once in a while.
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No. 19772 ID: 227d44

>>19764
Because she loves you, you soulless ignoramus. Give her a ride to her school, be a good big brother.
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No. 19773 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19764
Aww. It's clear she looks up to you. For... some reason. I have no idea why, you emo prick.
She's completely adorable. Go ahead and take her to school, as soon as you finish eating.

Feel free to ignore and/or act on those countless suggestions to rape that delicious loli that no doubt have already begun, as is your want.
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No. 19774 ID: 6faa8c

>>19764
Only guy in the place? Shit sucks ass man, I cxan sympathize.

Anyway, give her a ride, then go see if you can't find a job or something to fill in the time.
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No. 19775 ID: 96945d

Might as well. Not as if you have anything better to do.
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No. 19776 ID: a3b36a

Janine, eh? Will she grow up to be the secretary of the Ghostbusters?
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No. 19778 ID: fb5d8e
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19778

It is indeed my duty as the elder sibling to take care of her, and I can't deny that I love her as much as she loves me, despite how her senseless idolization can turn vile now and then.
I agree to give her a ride, and she immediatly runs over to give me a hug.
I've never been one for pshysical contast. It feels awkward, and to make matters worse, the thought of incest flashes through my mind. I can only grimace and endure.
Such terrible thoughts make it difficult for anyone to cheer up.

I tell her I still have to eat something before we leave. I still have atleast 50 minutes anyway.. Unless I skip school, then it won't matter at all.
Janine says she understands.

What kind of digestible substance should I gorge myself on today, in my overluxurious kitchen, stocked with unnecessary products?
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No. 19779 ID: f44349

>>19778
Idunno What's your favorite? :3
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No. 19780 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19778
We'd have to know what you have in order to tell you that, you emo prick.
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No. 19781 ID: 6faa8c

>>19778
toast, eggs, and cereal. simple to prepare and quick to eat.
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No. 19782 ID: 62ec90

If you get any more Emo I will come in there and kick the shit out of you.
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No. 19783 ID: 93c708

Gorge yourself on some delicious loli pussy.
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No. 19784 ID: 45afb1

>>19778
You got time, cook up some scrambled eggs with cheese. Ask if your sister wants some. Ignore the weirder thoughts and focus more on the tasks at hand. They may be simple, but everything eventually leads to a grand finale.
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No. 19785 ID: 13034c

eat Muschio Malto
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No. 19786 ID: cde660

>>19778
Pineappples
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No. 19787 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19781
Be sure to throw some bacon in with those eggs, you emo prick.
Real men eat bacon. Every day.
Ask your sister if she wants anything.
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No. 19788 ID: a3b36a

Potato chips. And write in your Deathnote replica diary. Because you're so edgy like that.
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No. 19789 ID: bde1b8

>>19778
3 dozen hot pockets.
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No. 19790 ID: fb5d8e
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19790

I do not have the gut for toast, egg, bacon AND cereal, nor do I wish to become horrendously obese. I'll have some cereal.
Janine stays close by my side, watching my every move. She declines my offer to make some for her too.
I don't understand this little girl.

It is the moment your infinite psyches begin to belittle and threaten you that you know your life can't get any worse. But it's better than the void that is my mind when I do not have the orb with me.
I shouldn't have a problem focusing on the thoughts that are helpful.
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No. 19791 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19790
BACON!
Fine, just hurry up and eat so we can zip pan to something interesting.
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No. 19792 ID: 6faa8c

>>19790
what's that pointy thinger?behind you and to your right?
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No. 19793 ID: 1afd58

>>19792
Looks like a hanging lamp over the table.
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No. 19794 ID: 6faa8c

>>19793
That it is, I suppose.
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No. 19795 ID: fb5d8e
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19795

I sit down at the table and eat my cereal at a responsible pace. If I had known I was supposed to be hurrying I would have preferred not to eat at all.
Janine slides her chair closer to mine. I suspect it will take atleast five more years for her to realize that it is inappropriate to be seated this closely to someone who is eating.

>"Hey, hey, big brother.. Do you have a girlfriend?"

Oh no, here come the questions.
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No. 19796 ID: 6faa8c

>>19795
Respond truthfully. I doubt you do, but you don't look that bad and you don't seem like a bad guy so... *shrug*
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No. 19797 ID: 227d44

>>19795
...you DO have a girlfriend, right?
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No. 19798 ID: 45afb1

>>19795
That is a good question. Answer honestly, you might as well tell us and her anyway.
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No. 19799 ID: f4963f

Admit your latent bi-curiosity. Spend the rest of the guy cruising for hot guys. You know you want to.
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No. 19800 ID: fb5d8e
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19800

No, I don't have a girlfriend, and have no interest in getting one. A relationship, especially at my age, seems like a fleeting fancy that will only turn into pain and trouble. Should I ever get a 'girlfriend' then it will first have to proven that I and this person will be happy together for the rest of our lives.
Right now, 'girlfriend' and 'boyfriend' is just something you see on TV.

I tell her 'No.'.

She is quiet for a moment.

>"Hey, hey.. Have you ever been kissed?"

Judging from the way she phrased it, I suspect she read this exact line in a magazine or overheard it on television. The way the media shapes little girls into lustful vixens makes my heart turn black.
Part of me wants to protect her somehow.
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No. 19801 ID: 62ec90

SMILE GODDAMNIT
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No. 19802 ID: 6faa8c

>>19800
>Protect her

Well... you could claim her for yourself. That way, no one else could spoil her.

ANYWAY.
Continue with the truth-telling.
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No. 19803 ID: 227d44

>>19800
Please god tell me you've at least been kissed.
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No. 19804 ID: 45afb1

>>19800
Be a role model, tell her no, and tell her that you just haven't found that one special person. She needs to know that these things take time to build and that the media over blows such flights of fancy because it attracts older viewers as well as younger viewers.
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No. 19806 ID: fb5d8e
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19806

It was several years ago when we were all on vacation and I had not yet seen the dark truth that burdens me this day. I was a boyish rascal, and somehow, so was she.
We played and pranked and quickly grew closer. Then, on the last day of the vacation, she gave me my first kiss and left me stunned. I can still see the wink and smile she gave me as she ran off.
I never saw her again.

I tell Janine 'No.' and explain her that such things take time. I leave out the details about the media and expectations of current day society, as I do not expect her to understand.

She responds with a simple 'Oh.' and remains silent for the rest of my breakfast.
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No. 19808 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19806
... I suppose I'll just come out and ask it. When the hell did you discover this dark truth?
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No. 19809 ID: db097e

>>19806

Sounds to me like you never quite got over her.
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No. 19810 ID: 45afb1

>>19806
Finish breakfast and ask her if she is ready to go. Grab stuff and head out. Keep thinking to yourself that one day you might meet someone like her, keep your hopes up. Smile as you walk out that door.
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No. 19811 ID: 13034c

>>19806
Great, now your little sister feels sorry for you. Though why you didn't get that chick's number, I don't know. And you've apparently only been kissed once in your life, so I guess you deserve the pity.
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No. 19812 ID: 6faa8c

>>19809
Me neither.

I know! Let's find her. That should make things not boring and fun.
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No. 19816 ID: fb5d8e
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19816

When did I discover the dark truth? I suppose it was around the same time as the vacation ended. My heart yearned for a love it couldn't have and no longer paid attention to the pleasant veil that made everything else seem so fun. Suddenly, it was all shattered, and the great void that lay below was revealed.
Perhaps I did never get over her. But what would it matter if I ran after her and got her contact information? We probably didn't leave near eachother.
Heck, I never even bothered to ask her age.
No, 'girlfriend/boyfriend' is a thing from television.

I never bother to do my homework, so my book never leave my bag. Janine was already wellprepared to leave.
Soon, we're off.
There's still a good 35 minutes before either of our school begin, and the ride is going to be short.
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No. 19819 ID: 6faa8c

>>19816
Dumbass!

Listen, what matters is the attempt! You can get closer to her, you can find her, you cxan see her again! You just have to try, forget that dark truth bullshit! Sure, it seems too easy on television, but all fiction has to start somewhere!

Make your own story. Be the main character. Get your girl.
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No. 19822 ID: db097e

>>19816

I can't believe I transferred from helping an overlord conquer the world to working for YOU.

Try not to get into a crash, alright?
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No. 19824 ID: fb5d8e
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19824

But where do I begin? Where do I start? How will I find my long lost love after all these years as if this is a badly written romance novel?
It would certainly add some variety to this devastated wasteland that is life, yet I am scared to accept change without a proper plan.

I drop Janine off at her school. She's half an hour early.

>"Thank you, big brother!"
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No. 19826 ID: 335096

>>19824
Be sure to tell her that she is welcome and also that you love her very much. Give her a hug if necessisary.
You never know, it could be the last time you see her alive.
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No. 19827 ID: 6faa8c

>>19824
You have her name and where she was from, right?
At least a nickname, a picture? You certainly remember her face, at least.

Let's start with the simple stuff. What's the fine lady's name?
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No. 19828 ID: 9ac8e2

>>19824
Well, first of all, you could remember her name.
There is such a thing as a phone book.
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No. 19830 ID: 6faa8c

>>19828
Or, hell, the internet.
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No. 19832 ID: f44349

>>19828
Yeah!
Hell you don't even need the phone book!
This is the INTERNET AGE man, you can find ANYONE if you have at least ONE piece of information about them.
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No. 19833 ID: 45afb1

>>19824
Also keep trying not to get into a crash.
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No. 19835 ID: fb5d8e
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19835

I'm not going to hug my sister. She's hugged me already, and had her arms around me the entire biketrip. I tell her she's welcome and that I love her, without making eyecontact.
She seems very happy about this and is quick to tell me she loves me as well.

The girl's name was Elizabeth, I believe. I don't know her last name. Never seemed to matter.
Nor do I know where she's from. She had something of a foreign accent, yet spoke English fluently.

I am torn between heading home and continuing on my way to school.
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No. 19836 ID: 4e2ed0

>>19824
Is this based on my life? Except I don't have a little sister but a big brother...
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No. 19837 ID: 6faa8c

>>19835
Well, let's head home. We have an ADVENTURE now.

OBJECTIVE ADDED:
FIND ELIZABETH.
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No. 19838 ID: 4e2ed0

>>19835
If she left you then she's not worthy.
Forget her, and stop being emo.
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No. 19839 ID: 82167e

>>19835
I think we also need to get this clear - what's this dark truth you found out? It seems to have affected you in a pretty big way.
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No. 19840 ID: 335096

Go to school. We're half way there and already have our stuff, right? Plus an education is important. Hopefully we can get into university and get a good job and do something we enjoy with our life rather than flipping burgers and pumping gas.
Also, what is our sister's name? Why are we called Fiftyeight? Isn't that a bit suspicious? What year is this? Where do we live? What grade are we in?
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No. 19841 ID: 4e2ed0

Do we have parents? Is Fiftyeight the parents?
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No. 19843 ID: fb5d8e
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19843

A goal.
I haven't had this is a long time.
I need some time to consider this.
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No. 19844 ID: 4e2ed0

>>19843
No.
This girl left you and therefore does not like you.
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No. 19845 ID: 6faa8c

>>19844
Extenuating circunstances.
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No. 19846 ID: 335096

Tommorow sees undone what happens not today
Indecission brings delays; days lost lamenting lost days.

Charge bravely into the future, dude, take no shit and regret nothing.
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No. 19851 ID: 4e2ed0

>>19843
DON'T ACCEPT THIS GOAL.
Do shit with that orb.
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No. 19852 ID: 4e2ed0

Also, if you are that depressed, go back to your room a meditate for ten hours straight. Then you will see your ultimate goal.
Hear me, I beg, as I did this myself.
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No. 19865 ID: 335096

Does the school have guidence counselors? Maybe we should go talk to one of them about our outlook on life and the many voices in our head.
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No. 19888 ID: c01408

Play pong. Use Fiftyeight as ball.
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No. 20043 ID: fb5d8e
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20043

There he goes.
That dumdum.
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No. 20045 ID: fb5d8e
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20045

Now.. why did he treasure this thing so much?
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No. 20047 ID: 45afb1

>>20045
Hey sup.
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No. 20048 ID: 1afd58

>>20045
Because we talk. And now we know you stole from him.

You are a bad person, aren't you? Don't bother answering.

I know you are.
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No. 20050 ID: 8d893e

>>20048
Not that we really mind. Adventure time!
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No. 20051 ID: 335096

Your brother is very depressed. You should follow him and make sure he goes to school. You have half an hour before class starts. That's plenty of time, and you do love your brother, don't you?
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No. 20052 ID: f44349

>>20045
HELLO~
MUAHAHAHAH- ahem, I mean,
Nice to meet you~ :3
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No. 20053 ID: 6faa8c

>>20045
We are the Orb of Infinite Psyche. We help people make decisions by offering a lot of options they wouldn't come up with normally.

Hi.
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No. 20054 ID: 1afd58

>>20045
Janine you stole the orb. Big brother will be sad, Janine. Why aren't you a good girl, Janine? Be a good girl. Give the orb back. You don't to make big brother sad. You don't want to disappoint your brother. If he realizes the orb is gone, he'll know you took it, Janine. Give him the orb back, Janine.

Be a good girl, Janine.

Be a good girl.
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No. 20056 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20045
Allow us to introduce ourselves: We are the Orb of Infinite Psyche.
Our purpose is to give you wonderful and insightful advice with which to guide you on your quest, whatever it may be! Trust in us implicitly! We will never steer you wrong!
Now: rape your brother.
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No. 20057 ID: fb5d8e
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20057

Oh hello, everyone!
Nice to meet all of you.
My name is Janine. I am 10 years old, and my greatest idol is my big brother Fiftyeight.

I've been stealing all of his most prized possessions one by one! I guess I am pretty bad, aren't I? Heehee!

Allright, I'll follow him to school. Maybe I can see some sides of big brother I had not seen before!
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No. 20059 ID: 82167e

>>20045
Rape your brother.

This is your new mission in life - you care about him so much, and you need to make him see that. Even if he doesn't want it, you know it's right!
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No. 20060 ID: 45afb1

>>20057
Uh Janine, you know your brother is feeling really down right? Maybe you could try and cheer him up. Kay?
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No. 20061 ID: 1afd58

>>20057
Be nice to your brother, Janine. He's going through a tough time. Sometimes things are hard for teenagers.
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No. 20063 ID: 335096

>>20057
Don't rape your brother. That would be a bad girl. Find him a girlfirend instead. And if you can't do that, seduce him and become his girlfriend. Its what will make him happy.
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No. 20065 ID: f44349

>>20057
What the heck kind of name is Fiftyeight anyways? Is that like a nickname or something?
Is he using his internet name?
Or what?
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No. 20070 ID: 6faa8c

>>20065
Yeah, this has been bugging me too.
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No. 20071 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20063
Even better! Let's show him the magic of love~ Love only a sister can give!
You love your brother more than anyone, right Janine?
Then become his girlfriend, and show him that love!
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No. 20074 ID: fb5d8e
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20074

Rape.. my brother?

Yes, I love him.. Yes, I know he has been going through a rough spot..

Rape.. my brother?

I want to cheer him up.. He means the world to me..

Rape.. my brother?

He has been rather shy in showing his affections.

Perhaps..

..I should take the lead.

Yes..

Big brother.. I will show you all the love in the world.
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No. 20075 ID: fb5d8e
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20075

Chapter 2:
"While the wicked stand confounded, Call me with thy Saints surrounded."
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No. 20077 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20074
You are the best owner we've ever had, Janine. Just sayin'.
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No. 20078 ID: 1afd58

>>20074
Hey, uh, calm down there Janine. Don't ruin your currently decent relationship with him by doing that.
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No. 20079 ID: 335096

>>20074
Bad girl. Don't be creepy. Be loving and tender about it. Make him lunch and sneak love notes into his locker. Pretend to be a secret admirer, that way he'll fall in love with you without the whole 'being his sister' thing getting in the way.
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No. 20080 ID: 6faa8c

>>20074
>8[
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No. 20081 ID: 571eb4

>>20057
Pass on the knowledge of the monster portals to her!
>>
No. 20083 ID: 67c611

>>20074
: D
>>
No. 20084 ID: 35cea2

Damnit Reaver, have you ever even heard of the Westermarck Effect?
>>
No. 20093 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918275217.png - (56.74KB , 800x600 , 21.png )
20093

I made it to his school. It's quite outside now so the classes must have already started.
I've never followed him here before! It's so exciting. I would have brought our digital camera if I knew I was going to do this today.

Allright, orb.. You're right. I shouldn't be too aggressive at first.
Help me find a way to make my big brother feel loved...
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No. 20096 ID: 6faa8c

>>20093
You know his locker number?

If yes, slip a loving note to him, signed by a secret admirer.
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No. 20098 ID: 335096

How about we start out with something like finding his bike and leaving a love not on it. How about something like "Hey Cutie! You probably don't think about me much, but I remember all the fun times we've had together. I've finally tracked you down, and I want you to know that I think you're the greatest. -Kisses and sweet sweet love, Your secret admirer"
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No. 20099 ID: 6faa8c

>>20098
BETTER IDEA:
Sign it: Elizabeth.
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No. 20102 ID: 571eb4

>>20099
Nah that would never work.
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No. 20103 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20099
That's just evil. Do it.
When the time comes, tell him you'll be his Elizabeth~
And you'll never leave him~
>>
No. 20107 ID: f78140

is anybody else getting deja vu via that episode of CSI where the younger genius sister messes with the CSIs to save her brother from a murder charge, and later to get him locked up when he goes to college?
>>
No. 20109 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918353631.png - (36.46KB , 800x600 , 22.png )
20109

Elizabeth? For some reason, I know exactly who you mean.. So he told you all of his secrets too, hm? Heeheehee!
I'll know aaaalll about you, big brother!

I find his bike around the corner. I'll use some of my school stuff to leave him a note.

>"Hey Cutie! You probably don't think about me much, but I remember all the fun times we've had together. I've finally tracked you down, and I want you to know that I think you're the greatest. -Kisses and sweet sweet love, Elizabeth"

I'm sure he'll feel so good..
Allright, time to step things up! Maybe I can keep one step ahead of him all the time, so he'll find new signs of 'Elizabeth' wherever he goes.
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No. 20112 ID: 335096

>>20109
Do we know where his locker is? How about his class schedual?
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No. 20117 ID: 6faa8c

>>20109
>Allright, time to step things up! Maybe I can keep one step ahead of him all the time, so he'll find new signs of 'Elizabeth' wherever he goes.

You've a bright future ahead of you if you can think like this at your age. :3

But seriously, good idea. Get his locker number, see if you can find Liz before he does. She and him fell in love during a vacation and she gave him his first kiss. So find her, mail him things from her address, blah blah blah.
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No. 20124 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918417729.png - (35.71KB , 800x600 , 23.png )
20124

Yes! I have his schedule.
I made a copy a few weeks ago so I could check what he was doing every moment of the day.
Looks like he has chemistry right now, followed by P.E., followed by musical classes--

Wait.
First kiss--?
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No. 20125 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20109
Nice unicorn notebook. It really brings out your loliness.
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No. 20127 ID: 5ef71a

>>20124
Yes, his first kiss.
You.. you're too late, sweety. I'm sorry.
>>
No. 20129 ID: 335096

>>20124
Yeah, a kiss on the cheek. Kids stuff. Lets go find his Gym stuff and put a bunch of paper hearts in it so that when he gets changed hearts will go flying everywhere. How romantic.
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No. 20131 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918436591.gif - (43.08KB , 800x600 , 24.gif )
20131

I'm.. too.. late..
And brother lied to me about it..

Elizabeeethh...

Elizabeeeeth.. you.. THIEVING. WHORE.
I will DESTROY you.
>>
No. 20132 ID: 82167e

>>20124
Eh, first kiddie kiss. Those don't count. You can be his first... well, something else.

(rape rape rape)
>>
No. 20135 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20124
IT'S NOT TOO LATE. You can be the one to take his virginity. Together, you will lose yours. His to you, and yours to his. It will be beautiful. And he can be your first kiss, as well. Something that BITCH will never have. She left him. She didn't know how good she had it. But that's where you come in. You'll be with him forever. You'll never abandon him. Never let him down. Never leave him! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
>>
No. 20146 ID: 335096

>>20135
Clearly we only have one thing we can do. We must find Elizabeth and steal a kiss from her lips. That way we'll steal his first kiss back.
>>
No. 20147 ID: 6faa8c

>>20131
Woah, calm down.
>>
No. 20149 ID: 476456

You can be his first kiss with tongue, better hurry though, wouldnt want to lose that too.
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No. 20151 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20146
This is a great plan.
>>
No. 20152 ID: 6faa8c

>>20147
Addendum: losing your cool means losing him.
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No. 20156 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918517237.png - (34.23KB , 800x600 , 25.png )
20156

Yes.. Yes.. I can have his first kiss with tongues. I can be the first to share his saliva.
And the first to have his body.
Yes.. Yes..
Elizabeth, I will leave you in the dust! He will be mine.

I should kiss Fiftyeight with tongue as soon as I can. For now, I'll head over to the gym before his chemistry class ends.
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No. 20159 ID: 45afb1

>>20131
Um, what kind of destroying are we talking about here?
>>
No. 20160 ID: ddd49b

Make sure to somehow impede his changing. You can hide his gym clothes or something and make him REALLY late for class. Then, you make your move.
>>
No. 20161 ID: 335096

>>20159
The sexy kind.
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No. 20162 ID: 3c9ddf

I'm pretty sure if you tell him there's "some boy" you like and you want him to help you practice kissing before the time comes, since you'd rather do it with somebody you trust than act like some slut straight out of TV he would agree.

Just saying.
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No. 20163 ID: 6faa8c

>>20156
So, hm. We need to hurry more, lest the previous class catches us. That would be... bad.
>>
No. 20165 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20160
But then she can't see her sexy, sweaty brother. Find a way to spy him while changing!
>>
No. 20166 ID: ddd49b

Hide his clothes in a hard to reach spot (For him) then wait for him to find them. Then you'll see him change as well as have him to yourself.
>>
No. 20167 ID: 335096

>>20165
This. Also, new objective: Use gym class as an oportunity to steal his underwear.
>>
No. 20168 ID: 82167e

>>20156
Also hide us under your shirt or something - you don't want us to see that you took the orb!
>>
No. 20169 ID: c01408

Look, Janine, let's be frank here:
You're ten. He's in high school. If you're going to rape him, you HAVE to know what you're up against. You can't just rush into this like some eight-year-old. You need to have a plan.

Therefore, I recommend you find a way to spy on him -- perhaps, during P.E. -- and get a look at what you're going to be up against, if you catch my drift.
Even if you've seen him naked before, it's SPY TIME.
I have faith in you. You can do this.
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No. 20170 ID: ddd49b

Good plan. Hide his clothes, then watch him change as you steal his undies. Boxers are good.

((I just can't get over the fact that I'm a guy myself who isn't a real fan of the 'cest, yet I think this is REALLY fun. I guess that's Quests for ya.))
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No. 20176 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20167
That'd be easier at home.
>>
No. 20177 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918604279.png - (31.40KB , 800x600 , 26.png )
20177

Allright, I'll hide you guys in my shirt. No peeking, allright?!

I made it to the lockers. I have to the key to his because I stole his keychain and made copies of all his keys so I could sneak into his room when he's not around. Though I also creeped in when he was sleeping and made a photo! Heehee!
Anyway, his clothes are here. Fiftyeight brings his gymclothes in for laundry once every month because he can't be bothered carrying them, he says, but on mom's demand he does bring in clean underwear.

Sooo.. Should I hide them? Or should I hide somewhere to watch him change? It'll be a public changing room, though, and I don't want to see the other guys naked! Yuck!
>>
No. 20178 ID: ddd49b

But you're here now.
>>
No. 20180 ID: ddd49b

Hide them first, then when the other guys leave, enter saying that you forgot that Mom said to give him the gym clothes. It won't be as suspicious.
>>
No. 20181 ID: ddd49b

Then hide and watch him change.
>>
No. 20182 ID: 6faa8c

>>20177
Steal UNDIES and hide them elsewhere. Hide in unused locker nearby. It's not like you have to LOOK at other boys!

Oh, and we can't see in your shirt. just around you. It's kinda weird.
>>
No. 20184 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20177
If you don't want to see the rest you'd be better off spying him at home. Also much less suspicious if you're discovered.
>>
No. 20185 ID: ddd49b

But you're here now.
>>
No. 20186 ID: 335096

>>20177
We can spy on the other guys changing and use them as a method of comparison to see just how hansome our brother looks naked compared to everyone else.
>>
No. 20187 ID: 6faa8c

((on another note, I hope his hot mom finds us so we can have the whole damn family after his emo ass.))
>>
No. 20191 ID: ddd49b

Stick to you bro, you don't want to be too confused.
>>
No. 20192 ID: c01408

>>20182
>Oh, and we can't see in your shirt. just around you. It's kinda weird.
Yes, Janine, in a sense, it may be best explained by saying we can only see what you intend us to see.
Therefore there will be no peeking against your will.

However if at some future point you wanted to help us make more informed decisions by letting us know what we have to work with, you could certainly make arrangements for that as well.
>>
No. 20193 ID: ddd49b

Undies are clean, there's no scent.
>>
No. 20194 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20177
Why don't you steal his undies and keep them? Then you can be happy in the knowledge that you own something that he's worn down there~
Keep them safe~ Breath in the scent~
And hide the gym clothes somewhere devious!
>>
No. 20202 ID: ddd49b

Why not place your own undies in the locker with a ravishing note?
>>
No. 20204 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918670986.png - (32.71KB , 800x600 , 27.png )
20204

Heeheehee!
It's his undies!
They're clean, though, so it's not as interesting. I'll steal some used ones from his room tonight.

Okay, I'll hide all his gymclothes and myself in the unused locker at the end of the row, then watch him freak out!
Big brother is always calm, so it will be such a treat to see him all flustered. Heeheehee!
>>
No. 20205 ID: 335096

>>20202
Yes, its a good thing we wore our sexy underwear today.
>>
No. 20207 ID: 62ec90

You are a heinous creepy bitch and you should feel very very bad.
>>
No. 20208 ID: 335096

>>20204

Wait, leave a note inside his locker about how we can't wait to get into his pants!
>>
No. 20210 ID: acdc9b

>>20207
I actually agree with this person, and I'm not anti-incest.

This isn't the unrealistic, cute 'aww I hope their forbidden love flourishes despite society's cruel slings and arrows' incest... this is the obsessive, disturbing 'damn girl, you need therapy' incest. Seriously, is there a school councilor you can see?
>>
No. 20214 ID: 571eb4

>>20210
It's not as bad as alexquest.
>>
No. 20215 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20214
It would be if she had that collar. In fact i think it'd be worse.
>>
No. 20216 ID: 6faa8c

>>20214
Yeah, but that's not saying much.
>>
No. 20218 ID: 335096

Gentlemen, gentlmen. Remember, she can only do what we suggest. If its turning creepy I do believe we have no one to blame but ourselves. Mayhaps time would be better spent guiding her away from the path of rape and towards a nice healthy relationship, hmm?
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No. 20219 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918735153.png - (34.44KB , 800x600 , 28.png )
20219

Allright! I'll put my froggy panties and a note in his locker instead!
Oh, I'll be able to see his reaction right away!

I hide in the locker and peek out. Oh-- They're all coming in now. Brother is getting undressed.
Aaaaah, he's so handsome!!!
My heart is racing!!
Eeee, he's opening his locker!!!--

>"...Janine?"

..What?! How did he know those were my undies?!
And.. he doesn't look flustered or excited..
He just looks kind of disturbed..

..Am... Am I really crazy..?
>>
No. 20220 ID: c01408

>>20210
>this is the obsessive, disturbing 'damn girl, you need therapy' incest
That's what makes it so entertaining.
>>
No. 20221 ID: c01408

FROGGY PANTIES

GIRL

WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK
>>
No. 20222 ID: 8d893e

>>20218
What makes you think that? Do try not to annoy the person in control of us?
>>
No. 20223 ID: 82167e

>>20219
No, no, you can see he's totally blushing - he just has to hide his reactions since there's other people around. Don't get discouraged!
>>
No. 20224 ID: 7eda8b

>>20219
>..Am... Am I really crazy..?

I'm sorry, but yes.
>>
No. 20225 ID: 335096

Yes. A little. You are talking to voices in your head. How about you fake a kidnapping? Pretend that bitch Elizabeth is stalking your brother and kidnapped us, then he'll come to our rescue like a night in shining armor! Oh it'll be so romantic! And it'll explain why our panties were in his locker.
>>
No. 20226 ID: 6faa8c

>>20219
It's natural for your first crush to be a sibling or someone like them, especially at your age.

If you want to 'take him', continue down your path with full conviction.

If you want him to be happy, give him us back and ask how you can help him find Elizabeth.
>>
No. 20227 ID: 476456

Yeah you are crazy...Since when is that a problem>
>>
No. 20228 ID: 571eb4

>>20219
What... WHAT?!
>>
No. 20229 ID: bde1b8

>>20219
Hmm, think we blew your cover, girl. Sorry about that.

Abort mission, don't give him his clothes. Put them in his locker after he leaves, take your panties back, and get out of there. He's way too apathetic to confront you about it later if he's too confused as to what the hell happened.
>>
No. 20231 ID: b2c6ce

>>20219
Yes, yes you are. Abandon this rape/relationship plan with your brother and give us back over to him.
>>
No. 20234 ID: 82167e

Don't listen to all these quitters. We can still totally get this done - we just have to be careful about it! If you give up now, you'll be losing your brother. Do you WANT that to happen?
>>
No. 20237 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918826266.png - (31.64KB , 800x600 , 29.png )
20237

Well, brother just put my undies back and told the teacher he couldnt join, then he got scolded and now he has to stay an hour after school to make up for it..
I feel pretty bad for doing this!
I guess if you guys all say so I must be crazy, and now I'm hurting my big brother with my craziness..

..but I'm not giving you back so you can find Elizabeth!
You, uhm, that voice that said it's okay? Okay, I will listen to you.
Guys, just help me get close to my brother without hurting him, okay?

Well, I guess I can hurt him a LITTLE..
He's mine after all..
>>
No. 20242 ID: acdc9b

>>20234
That's horrible. Way to manipulate a confused little girl.

Janine, you love your brother, and that's great. But love is more than just using him- oh fuck, why do I feel like Mudy? There's no way reason's gonna work, have your little incest-fling.
>>
No. 20243 ID: 335096

>>20237
Alright, heres what you do. Go into his bag and steal his not-done homework. Get as much of it done as you can then sneak in and put it on his desk before class.
>>
No. 20249 ID: bde1b8

>>20237
Two of us think its okay, Sweetie. I just prefer to be more direct with advice, and solve the problems right here and now in front of us.

>>20243
Don't do this, it will blow your cover. We're trying to be like a ghost at this stage of the planning. We have to be entirely unseen.

You've done well today, but now you need to retreat. There is always after school tonight, but right now there isn't much more to do.
>>
No. 20250 ID: 571eb4

>>20237
Build him a monster portal so he can conquer the world
>>
No. 20251 ID: 82167e

>>20243
I like this idea. You're a smart little girl, do it to help your brother.
>>
No. 20255 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918920573.png - (50.07KB , 800x600 , 30.png )
20255

Hey, I can listen to reason! I may be crazy but I'm really smart! People say I'm supersmart for my age, and I always get the highest grade.
I think I deserve my brother!

Speaking of which, I stole all of his homework! It's alot.. He always says he thinks homework is idiotic because he already does work at school, so I guess he never finishes any of it.

..Uhm..

..Guys, I don't know how to do any of these!
>>
No. 20256 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20237
The key is to show him he can't live without you. That you're the one best suited to be with him. The only one who truly understands him. You're his soul mate! He just doesn't know it yet. So we need to do things to show him.
Making his life obviously better would be a good start. I support doing his homework, if you can. And if you can't... why not make him something tasty for dinner?
Later on, you can pack him lunches. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!
>>
No. 20257 ID: 6faa8c

>>20255
Well, show it to us. We're smart, too.
>>
No. 20258 ID: c01408

>>20255
Write really long numbers for each hard math problem, so the teacher will get bored and not check it.
For history/literature questions, write things like "Hamlet" and "Holden Caulfield".
For anything that you don't understand at all, just draw something pretty so the teacher will feel impressed and not mark him down.
>>
No. 20259 ID: 335096

>>20257
Yeah. We're all super smart and we have access to the internet and things to. We just need you to write everything down. Make sure to dot your "i"s and "j"s with hearts and stuff, so he knows it was you.
>>
No. 20261 ID: fb5d8e
File 124918969633.png - (27.82KB , 800x600 , 31.png )
20261

Allright, I'll certainly finish this homework, and make him dinner, and lunch!!!

Allright, so, uhm...
Really long numbers...
and dots become hearts..

..uuuhhh...
>>
No. 20262 ID: 408036

>>20261
Don't fall for it, Reaver just wants to trick us into doing his homework or something.
>>
No. 20263 ID: 6faa8c

>>20261
Uhm.

Huh.

Damnit, I can't remember shit.
Would help to be able to see the figures.
>>
No. 20264 ID: 82167e

>>20261
4) 28.875 feet!
>>
No. 20265 ID: 335096

1) Number 1 clearly wants you to use a ruler to measure the bit of the diagram, no problem there.
2) Again, this is clearly simple ruler use. Man, this is easy.
3) 375 x 25.3 = 9487.5 duh.
4) 28.875
5) multiply the length by the width.
6) none. This is clearly a military aircraft.

See, simple stuff. And remember, when in doubt, guess C.
>>
No. 20266 ID: 5ef71a

1) Richard Nixon
2) The Battle of Hastings
3) 69
4) 3.14
5) Only if it rains
6) A rectal thermometer is more accurate
7) Taft was the fattest president
8) Make a lateral incision
9) The Northwest Passage

There. All done.
>>
No. 20267 ID: f98e0b

3) 9487.5 lb
>>
No. 20268 ID: 6faa8c

>>20265
Listen to THIS fellow, he seems right.
>>
No. 20269 ID: bde1b8

...These are easy, if you have a calculator. You do have a calculator, right? A smart girl like you can do multiplication and measuring.
>>
No. 20271 ID: 82167e

>>20265
Seconded.
>>
No. 20273 ID: 335096

Alternate, funny answers:

1) Trick Question. Planes have airports, not stations.
3) Trick Question. Depends on the weight of the plane.
4) Trick Question. Planes are measured in meters.
5) Its on the side of the plane, obviously.
6) Trick Question. Depends on the size of the baggage.
7) Trick Question. It would take more paper than we have.
8) Trick Question. It appears to be missing.
9) 150, 200, 250, etc.
>>
No. 20275 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919038834.png - (46.91KB , 800x600 , 32.png )
20275

You're right, guys! With your help this is easy!
You're the best!
>>
No. 20276 ID: 2abfb1

...is anyone else concerned that these questions seem like they came from Airline Terrorism 101?
>>
No. 20277 ID: 6faa8c

>>20275
OH COME ON
THREE POSTS WITH CORRECT AWNSERS AND YOU PICK THE ONE WITH THE WRONG ONES

*simmers angrily*
>>
No. 20278 ID: 335096

>>20275
No no no! This is all wrong. You have Question 3 and 5 mixed up! Oh well. Guess theres no helping it now. We'd best sneak into his class ahead of him and put his homework on the teachers desk with his name on it, so that the teacher will think he was peachy keen and handed it in early.
>>
No. 20279 ID: 5ef71a

>>20275
Genius! You're well on your way to being a Rhodes Scholar, young lady!
>>
No. 20280 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919062876.png - (50.08KB , 800x600 , 33.png )
20280

All done! I'll leave this on his desk when his class is having music lessons. I think this week they'll be practicing flutes?
Right now he must be in the library studying cos' he couldn't join P.E.

What should I do?
>>
No. 20281 ID: 335096

Lets go find out which flute he'll be using and use it a bit. It'll be like an indirect kiss. his lips will be touching where our lips have touched. How romantic!
>>
No. 20282 ID: 6faa8c

>>20280
I'm not sure... But you are making a lot of headway on embarrasing your bro. Panties in his locker, skipping PE, and now laughably incorrect homework written in pink?
>>
No. 20283 ID: 476456

Dohoho, he has a flute you can practice.

but yeah, go stalk him in the library
>>
No. 20284 ID: 806f2b

>>20280
You seem more willing than the last host, mmmyes.... Maybe you should find this Elizabeth girl... ELIMINATE the competition.
>>
No. 20285 ID: bde1b8

>>20281
Or you could go a step farther, and play the flute with your OTHER lips... Then it'd be like he kissed you... down there...
>>
No. 20286 ID: 335096

>>20282
Are you implying that Pink is not, like, the coolest cover ever? For shame on you good sir. You should know better. All real awesome people and their totaly hot brothers use pink.
>>
No. 20289 ID: 806f2b

>>20286
Thats it, I'm punching this guy in the nose to establish authority.... I can do that right? .. How do I punch in this GOD DAMNED BALL! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
>>
No. 20290 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919160738.png - (22.75KB , 800x600 , 34.png )
20290

Allright! I'll head over to the musicroom to play with his flute, then if I have time I'll go check on him in the library, and THEN I'll find Elizabeth and DESTROY the stealing hussy! Heehee!

The music room is empty right now. Oh! The flutes must be kept in the little drawers on the desk.
Hmmm... I could play it.. Ah, his mouth was on it! I'm blushing!
..Hmm? I could put it down there...? Oh geez, no, I couldn't.. but.. hmmm...
Oh geez.. Big brother's lips..
>>
No. 20291 ID: 6faa8c

>>20290
DO IT
DOWN THERE
>>
No. 20292 ID: 335096

>>20290
Lets just put it to our regular lips, ok? We don't want him smelling anything... fishy.
>>
No. 20293 ID: c01408

>>20290
All things in time. For now, just put it to your mouth like you normally would.
Don't worry, you'll get plenty of attention all over soon enough, when Big Bro consummates his love for you.
>>
No. 20294 ID: 806f2b

>>20291
FILTHY GENE POOL CORRUPTER! Do what you want with the flute, none of it will matter when he finds his beloved dead... and then you can "console" him all you like.
>>
No. 20295 ID: 82167e

>>20290
You shouldn't play it - you might get caught! You'll have to do it quietly...
>>
No. 20296 ID: 5ef71a

>>20290
Who is the "freis" fellow?
Perhaps you should compare his flute to 58's.
>>
No. 20297 ID: bde1b8

Right, don't play it. Just... kiss it, lick it... maybe touch yourself with it, if you feel bold.
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No. 20300 ID: fb5d8e
File 12491922018.png - (30.48KB , 800x600 , 35.png )
20300

Okay.. I'll just.. kiss it a bit.. maybe lick it.. hmm.. maybe..
Oh.. Big brother...
>>
No. 20302 ID: 408036

His lips have been on the flute. Therefore, it's like they're his lips. Where do you want his lips to touch you?
>>
No. 20303 ID: 6faa8c

>>20302
Well said.

inb4 he catches us
>>
No. 20304 ID: 335096

YOU HAVE KISSED THE FLUTE THAT HIS LIPS HAS KISSED! OH MY GOD *SQUEEEL*
>>
No. 20306 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919249992.png - (18.68KB , 800x600 , 36.png )
20306

Oh.. Big brother..
>>
No. 20307 ID: 335096

>>20306
Uh... are we not wearing a shirt?
>>
No. 20308 ID: 7eda8b

Become less obsessed.
>>
No. 20309 ID: 9a71e2

>>20307
Can't you recognise a wet daydream when you see one, boy?
Watch more anime.
>>
No. 20310 ID: 806f2b

>>20307
We WERE, but not anymore. Fine you stupid girl RELIEVE YOURSELF, kill later. *grumbles*
>>
No. 20311 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919267675.png - (28.69KB , 800x600 , 37.png )
20311

>"Janine.. You're the only one for me.."
>>
No. 20312 ID: bde1b8

Alright, enjoy your daydream Janine, but don't dawdle. Getting caught would be bad.
>>
No. 20313 ID: 7eda8b

D:
>>
No. 20314 ID: 335096

>>20311
Wow. Just wow.
He's pretty hairless for a highschooler, isnt he?
>>
No. 20316 ID: 806f2b

>>20314
Depends what they mean by highschool, for Australians highschool is 13-16 So it would be quite easy to be hairless at that point.
>>
No. 20319 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919324655.png - (41.99KB , 800x600 , 38.png )
20319

>>
No. 20320 ID: 335096

>>20319
*SQUEEEL* Thats totally exactly how its going to go if you stick with us kid. We guarentee.
>>
No. 20321 ID: 7eda8b
File 12491934329.gif - (13.70KB , 64x66 , 1247941795416.gif )
20321

Chryssalid: Pop out of Big Brother.
>>
No. 20323 ID: 227d44

>>20319
Are you alright, girl? You kinda blanked for a moment there...
>>
No. 20326 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919377754.png - (16.03KB , 800x600 , 39.png )
20326

Oh.. Ah.. Big brother.. What are you..
Oh no.. No, big brother.. You shouldn't.. ah.. no..!
>>
No. 20327 ID: 335096

>>20326
We should um. We should do this in the washroom or something...
>>
No. 20328 ID: bde1b8

>>20326
Use the flute to help simulate his touch.
>>
No. 20330 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919383058.png - (30.34KB , 800x600 , 40.png )
20330

Big brother..! We shouldn't..!

>*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG*
>>
No. 20331 ID: 335096

SHIT! Put the flute back and run, girl. We cant possibly stand to get caught, not at this point!
>>
No. 20332 ID: 7eda8b

Oh please don't do zat.
>>
No. 20333 ID: 806f2b

>>20330
DO NOT LET ANOTHER TAKE US! WE NEED YOU! RUN AND HIDE!
>>
No. 20334 ID: 6faa8c

>>20330
RUN AND HIDE
RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
>>
No. 20335 ID: 335096

Whatever you do, just make sure you put the flute back and close that drawer.
>>
No. 20336 ID: 5ef71a

>>20330
I'll bet freis's is bigger~
>>
No. 20337 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919417759.png - (20.90KB , 800x600 , 41.png )
20337

Oh noooooo~!!!
>>
No. 20339 ID: 6faa8c

I sure hope 58 doesn't get accused of molesting his sister with a flute, stealing her pantiesw, and forcing her to do our homework.
>>
No. 20340 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919437281.png - (49.75KB , 800x600 , 42.png )
20340

Okay, I managed to run away unseen! Thanks, guys!
Did you see that?! Indirect kiiiisssss!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Thank you, guuuyysss!!! Eeeeeee!!!!!
Eeeeeee!!! Heeeheeheeeheeheeeeeee!!!!
>>
No. 20341 ID: 335096

>>20340
We're not done yet, we still have to get that homework into his teacher. He'll be so happy when he hears that he totally aced everything!
>>
No. 20342 ID: 227d44

>>20340
Um...no problem, girl. Now, about this Elizabeth...
>>
No. 20343 ID: 6faa8c

>>20340
Well, good job for now.
We need to replace the unfinished homework. Bro doesn't seem to care either way about that sort of thing, and as for the undies incident, mom mixed up the laundry.

So what's next, our loli vixen?
>>
No. 20346 ID: 13034c

When I first saw this emo quest, I thought it was going to be serious as fuck. Instead, we rape out brother and have sex with his flute.
>>
No. 20347 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919533490.png - (26.67KB , 800x600 , 43.png )
20347

Okaaaaay, I followed the number of his class to their homeroom class thingy!
Uhm, I don't know where he sits though!
>>
No. 20348 ID: 6faa8c

>>20347
Tough...
Normally, the teacher keeps seating arrangements on their desk, right?
>>
No. 20349 ID: 335096

Just put it on the teachers desk with a note saying we were so proud of it we thought we'd just hand it in early.

Then lets go spy on his music class through the window.
>>
No. 20351 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919638795.png - (29.94KB , 800x600 , 44.png )
20351

Allriiight, I put his homework on the desk with a little note. Homeroom teachers can deal with all homework, right? Cos' they're homeroom teachers.
I check the drawer anyway. There's indeed a list that shows where Fiftyeight is seated.

Hmm.. Should I go spy on big brother, or check out his seat?
>>
No. 20352 ID: 335096

>>20351
Lets check out his desk, then we'll go spy on him. Oh I bet he plays like an angel...
>>
No. 20353 ID: 5ef71a

>>20351
Check out his desk.
Who knows what treasure we'll find!
>>
No. 20357 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919721834.png - (27.16KB , 800x600 , 45.png )
20357

Ahh... Big brother's seat.. So this is where he spends his days studying and working.. thinking of wonderful things to better mankind..
Highschool sure is different.

In his drawer there are some notebooks.
>>
No. 20358 ID: 335096

Open his notebooks! Maybe he's writen something about us!
>>
No. 20359 ID: 5ef71a

>>20357
You know you're going to read them - do we really need to suggest it?
Draw some ponies for him.
>>
No. 20360 ID: 9a71e2

>>20357
Look through notebooks, keeping an eye on the clock.
Also, lick seat~
>>
No. 20361 ID: 476456

>>20357
Leave him an anonymous loveletter so you can reveal that you wrote it later.
>>
No. 20362 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919753330.png - (127.87KB , 800x600 , 46.png )
20362

Okay, this will do.

What should I write in the loveletter?
>>
No. 20363 ID: 335096

>>20362
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends Possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
Totally Luving You! Take this, my love, my passion, and all my fire. Shining Kisses! -Your Secret Admirer"
>>
No. 20364 ID: bde1b8

>>20363
Include lots of hearts.
>>
No. 20365 ID: 476456

Dear 58, your neck is so fine.

And you've got a mean right hook

If I had my way i'd saddle you and hop on like a herbevorious bunny girl
>>
No. 20366 ID: 335096

>>20364
Oh yeah, do the hearts for the dots thing again, of course.
>>
No. 20367 ID: 82167e

>>20362
I like you. Do you like me?

[] Yes [] No [] Maybe

~Your Secret Admirer
>>
No. 20368 ID: 95484a

This would probably be a better place to slip his homework in, actually.
>>
No. 20369 ID: 6faa8c

>>20368
When/If bro finds out about your plans, use the waterworks. Cry and say how you just want to be closer to him.
>>
No. 20370 ID: 335096

If we slip his paper in here, then he'll probably not hand it in, thinking he didnt do it. Best to turn it in for him. Duh.
>>
No. 20371 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919856083.png - (66.07KB , 800x600 , 47.png )
20371

Perfect! I'll leave it on his desk so he'll see it right away.
>>
No. 20372 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919861589.png - (21.35KB , 800x600 , 48.png )
20372

Blegh, it tastes like wood and plastic. Not like big brother at all!
Well.. I better get going if I want to spy on him anyway.
>>
No. 20373 ID: 6faa8c

>>20372
GOGOGO
>>
No. 20374 ID: 9a71e2

>>20372
But just think...
His bits have been on it.
You want his dirty bits, don't you...
>>
No. 20375 ID: 335096

>>20372
Be sneaky about it though! Use camouflage!
>>
No. 20376 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919895857.png - (45.40KB , 800x600 , 49.png )
20376

Heeheeheeeheee!! Maybe I'll lick his bed sometime! Or his undies..
Oh, I'm blushing!

Okay, I put some leaves on my head!

OH MY GOD!!! YOU GUYS!!!
>>
No. 20377 ID: 335096

>>20376
What? What is it? Oh my god show us show us!
>>
No. 20378 ID: 806f2b

>>20376
We wisssh to know what isss going on... Pleasssse queenn what doth thine eyesss sssee.
>>
No. 20379 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919932797.png - (33.56KB , 800x600 , 50.png )
20379

(( it's in his mouuuthhh ))
>>
No. 20380 ID: 335096

OH!
MY!
GOD!
SQEEEEEEEEL!
>>
No. 20381 ID: 806f2b

>>20379
Your brilliance knows no boundsss, your plan worked perfectly. Now about the ressst of your plan queen.
>>
No. 20383 ID: bde1b8

Well boss, now you need to do something about... Elizabeth.
>>
No. 20384 ID: 13034c

>>20363
are lines 3 though 16 from something?
>>
No. 20385 ID: fb5d8e
File 124919968031.png - (49.45KB , 800x600 , 51.png )
20385

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
AAAAHHH!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
That was touching my breastsss! Eeeeee!!
Indirect kiss!! Indirect kiss!!
Heeheeheeheeheee!!!
Aaaahh!!
Oh my goooshhh!!!!
Eeeeeee!!!!!
Thank you, guys!!!
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!
>>
No. 20386 ID: 335096

>>20384
Shakespeare's Sonnet XXIX
>>
No. 20387 ID: 335096

>>20385
How much time is left in the day? Is it lunch yet? We should totally put a note in his lunch to! omg! Do... do we have time? can we... can we sneak into the home-ec room and cook him something?
>>
No. 20388 ID: 2dd482

>>20385
now, go home and schlick furiously on his bed. It'll be like indirectly sleeping with him.
>>
No. 20390 ID: bde1b8

>>20387
>>20388
Stop losing focus!

ELIZABETH.

We have had our victory, and with it, we shall propel ourselves to a new one. Wherein we will take out his love interest, and supplant her with ourselves.
>>
No. 20392 ID: 806f2b

>>20390
Yeeesssssss, the Queen mussst follow her planssss. We are but her humble advisssorsss.
>>
No. 20393 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920002819.png - (28.67KB , 800x600 , 52.png )
20393

Oh, yes.

Elizabeth.

That filthy skank.

I'll give her what she deserves.

Where do I start, guys?
>>
No. 20394 ID: 335096

Where were you on vacation several years ago? We'll look up the phonebook for that location and start calling everyone named Elizabeth.
>>
No. 20395 ID: bde1b8

>>20393
First we need to find where the hell she lives.

...and we have no leads. Hm.

I get the feeling we'll need to rely on your brother to find us one.
>>
No. 20396 ID: 476456

Find her first, then we'll decide, given the situation.
>>
No. 20397 ID: 2dd482

>>20393
You signed the note you put on his bike from Elizabeth! Go back and destroy it for good. We need some way to keep his mind off of her. Drawing his attention to yourself should help. When you're back home, get undressed for a shower in your room, then walk to the washroom with a towel wrap. Do this while he's somewhere he might 'accidentally' catch a glimpse.
>>
No. 20400 ID: 476456

Go to the computer lab and look her up on facebook.
>>
No. 20401 ID: 806f2b

>>20395
Thisss could work, all we would need to do isss talk to her about her brother and "invite" her to meet with him. When she sshowsss up the the location we will gut the bitch like a fish!
>>
No. 20404 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920073692.png - (46.56KB , 800x600 , 53.png )
20404

Uhmmmmm, I don't know where to find Elizabeth. I thought you guys did.
I was like SEVEN when we had that vacation. Dad still lived with us back then!

Lunch is still some time away.. There's gonna be a 10 minute break soon, but I think everyone just goes outside to smoke during that.

I guess I might as well go home after removing that 'love, elizabeth' part from the note on his bike..
Uhmmm..
I wonder what my school thinks of my abscence..?
Oh well.
>>
No. 20406 ID: 335096

We should go to school real quick and ask some of our friends to tell the teachers that you're sick.
Cause we kind of are. SICK WITH LOVE.
>>
No. 20407 ID: bde1b8

>>20404
Sorry. Your brother sucks at telling us things. Well, here's the plan sweety: When you go home, leave the orb on his bed. He'll get it back, and take it with him tomorrow morning.

At breakfast, grill him about Elizabeth. We'll read his thoughts, and then you can steal us back when he gives you a ride to school. We'll get you your answers.
>>
No. 20408 ID: a3b36a

Do you have unrestricted access to the internet at home? Try getting some incest manga. Print 'em out and leave 'em somewhere your brother will be likely to find them, but not your parents.

We don't want your parents finding out until after you've reached your goal, my dear Janine...

Also, said manga might give you a few ideas to try with your brother.
>>
No. 20409 ID: 82167e

>>20408
This is probably not a good idea, we don't want to absolutely confirm that it's us just yet - right now everything is explainable in some other way.
>>
No. 20410 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920158049.png - (47.62KB , 800x600 , 54.png )
20410

Allright, guys!!
I'll go to school and ask my friends to cover me, then I'll go home and leave you on his bed, then I'll print some incest manga and put it on his desk and stuff!
This is gonna be so great!
Thanks, guys! You're the best!!!
>>
No. 20411 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920161119.png - (26.57KB , 800x600 , 55.png )
20411

Chapter 3:
Only my plague thus far I count my gain,
That she that makes me sin awards me pain.
>>
No. 20413 ID: 335096

You are welcome, small human child.
>>
No. 20414 ID: db097e

"Hey man, you'll never GUESS what we did today!"
>>
No. 20415 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920212314.png - (39.51KB , 800x600 , 56.png )
20415

Hm, there you are.
I was almost absolutely certain I took you to school with me, as it was your wonderful plan to go in the first place.
And what a bad choice it was. I had to stay for an hou--..

...What in Jehova's glory...
>>
No. 20418 ID: 335096

>>20415
Oh yeah. We thought you could use some reading matterial so we got this for you. This stuff is hot, you know? You should give it a shot.
>>
No. 20420 ID: 82167e

>>20415
Man, that's a weird thing to find on your bed. Might as well give it a read.

Also, >>20417 is dangerously insane and you should really ignore him for right now. We're working on calming him down.
>>
No. 20421 ID: 476456

>>20415
What'cha got there skippy?
>>
No. 20422 ID: 8d893e

>>20417
Stop making up words.

>>20415
Yeah, you kinda forgot about us, boss. We've just been trying to think about ways to find Elizabeth all day. Where did you go; maybe we could get an old phone book?
>>
No. 20423 ID: db097e

>>20415

On second thought, I'll let you connect the dots yourself. You're a smart cookie.
>>
No. 20426 ID: 0d30bc

>>20415

Your mom stopped by during the day and left that magazine. I think you should talk to her about this.
>>
No. 20430 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920306669.png - (51.75KB , 800x600 , 57.png )
20430

M.. My mom?! Don't mess with me!
What the hell is this supposed to be?!
Why is it in my room?!
Connect the dots?!
What dots?!
This--Ah!
>>
No. 20431 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920312862.png - (41.20KB , 800x600 , 58.png )
20431

I gotta get this out of here before my mom sees it!
Let Elizabeth wait!
Help me out here!
>>
No. 20432 ID: d4b5f6

>>20431
Acquire inappropriate boner.
>>
No. 20433 ID: 335096

Better hide them under the bed quickly.
>>
No. 20434 ID: 95484a

Oh, just hide it under your mattress like everybody else. Or use a shredder. You have a shredder somewhere in the house, right?
>>
No. 20435 ID: 5ef71a

>>20431
Elizabeth can wait - she's always been waiting.
This is the here and now and we think yoooou shooooould reeeead thaaaaat~
>>
No. 20437 ID: 476456

Hide them in your sister's room.
>>
No. 20438 ID: a3b36a

Eat it?

Alternatively, soak the pages in water for a while to screw up the ink, then throw away the pages.

Alternatively alternatively, fire is the devil's only friend.

Of course, you could always hide it if you ever actually wanted to take a good look through it.
>>
No. 20439 ID: 82167e

>>20434
This is a good idea. I'm sure you can get this out of your room (you wouldn't want to leave it here!) and to the shredder without anyone catching you - especially not your mother!
>>
No. 20440 ID: 335096

Actually... hey, I don't think I have that one. Scan and upload it for me?
>>
No. 20441 ID: 0d30bc

>M.. My mom?! Don't mess with me!

I just calls it like I sees it. Who are you gonna trust, your instincts, or us? Your instincts are what brought you to this astounding low point in life. We are your only hope of climbing out of the hole you dug.
>>
No. 20442 ID: db097e

>>20431

Burn it!
>>
No. 20443 ID: 5ef71a

>>20437
Do this, nya~
>>
No. 20444 ID: a3b36a

>>20437
I like that sister's room idea if we're gonna keep the thing. Why would they check her room, right? But, that's if we want to keep it.
>>
No. 20445 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920394116.png - (33.71KB , 800x600 , 60.png )
20445

Okay, good! Shredder! We have one of those next to the fax printer device in the back.
And don't comment on my erection! It's a natural response that has nothing to do with my outlook on the current situation!

Okay, there's the shredder, I'll jus--

>"Hey, big bro! I was just about to take a shower. Whatcha got there?"

OH GOD!
>>
No. 20447 ID: d4b5f6

>>20445
"NOT AN ERA- I mean, NOTHING!"
>>
No. 20448 ID: 95484a

Before this goes any further, you do have to admit one thing, at least.

This isn't boring.
>>
No. 20449 ID: 13034c

show her!
>>
No. 20450 ID: db097e

>>20445

Tell her it's naked pictures of Elizabeth.
>>
No. 20451 ID: 476456

I'd like to point out that you have an erection and are looking at your sister. Wow man, just wow.
>>
No. 20452 ID: 335096

>>20445
"n-n-n-nothing! I was um. Just going to shred this flat paper. I um. Wrote some passwords on it... so I can't show you but um... needs to be shredded. for privacy."
Yeah, that should work.
Dude, your sister is hot. She seeing anyone?
>>
No. 20453 ID: 0d30bc

>>20445

"It's called a penis."
>>
No. 20454 ID: 5ef71a

>>20445
Your sister sure is a growing girl!
>>
No. 20456 ID: a3b36a

"N-nothing. I was just cleaning my room and found some stuff that I needed to get rid of..."

And may I note...
DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC DFC
>>
No. 20458 ID: 476456

Give her the orb boss. We'll distract her!
>>
No. 20459 ID: 2dd482

>>20456
she'd never believe you were cleaning your room. set them down on a stack of scrap paper, go about shredding the stacks, and then hide the manga back in your room.
>>
No. 20460 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920460587.png - (35.14KB , 800x600 , 61.png )
20460

Look, I can't control my body in these situations! Just tell me how to get rid of her, because I obviously can't shred the papers nor move right now!

Okay, thanks!
>"N-nothing. I was just cleaning my room and found some stuff that I needed to get rid of... I um. Wrote some passwords on it... so I can't show you but um... needs to be shredded. for privacy."

>"Whaaaaat~? Let me see, let me see!"

By Jewa, she's persistent!
I'm not giving her the orb, you have to help me out right now!
>>
No. 20461 ID: 5ef71a

>>20460
Eat the pages. She must never see your shame.
>>
No. 20462 ID: 0d30bc

Grab her towel, twirl it up, and snap her in the ass with it.
>>
No. 20463 ID: d4b5f6

>>20460
Punch her in the face to knock her out. Hopefully she won't remember it when she wakes up.
>>
No. 20464 ID: a3b36a

Hold it above how high she can reach. That might do the trick for a while.

Or, try to embarrass her into rushing off to her shower really quick.
>>
No. 20465 ID: 335096

>>20460
Tell her that if she doesnt beat it you'll steal her towel. That'll show her.
Alternativly: "Look, just go take your shower ok? I was going to take one later and I cant do that if your still hogging the thing with your nubile naked body."
>>
No. 20466 ID: 476456

Keel over forwards!
>>
No. 20467 ID: db097e

>>20460

Nudge her out of the room and lock the door!
>>
No. 20468 ID: 0d30bc

>>20460

Projectile vomit directly into her eyes.
>>
No. 20469 ID: 2dd482

Try and push her away. Her towel would make good leverage. Grab that.
>>
No. 20470 ID: a3b36a

Hand on forehead keepaway. Start shredding with other hand.

The towel snapping might be amusing.

too much violence might get you in trouble with the parents.
>>
No. 20471 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920536553.png - (34.30KB , 800x600 , 62.png )
20471

Allright, I raise the papers out of her reach and sight, and use my other hand to push her away. Once she's out of the room I'll quickly lock the door!

>"Hey, hey! Whaaaat! I wanna see--"
>>
No. 20472 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920540329.png - (33.74KB , 800x600 , 63.png )
20472

>"...Oh, big brother~ what did you do~"
>>
No. 20473 ID: 2dd482

>>20471
Oh no! LOOK! She's getting ready to slip out of your block. She needs to be visible for you to counter her next move!
>>
No. 20474 ID: 335096

What are you so embaresed about dude? Its your sister, you've probably seen her naked a million times before when she was a kid. Geeze. Stop acting like such a brat, pick up her towel and hand it to her. Its your sister dude, be nice.
>>
No. 20475 ID: 5ef71a

>>20472
Oohohoho Fiftyeight, what did you doooooo~?
>>
No. 20476 ID: b2c6ce

>>20472
Now would be a good time to mention that your sister is unnaturally attracted to you. Like stalker level attracted. It's creepy. She left those things on your bed by the way. Like I said, creepy.
>>
No. 20477 ID: 476456

Curl into ball as defensive mechanism.

or distract her with orb, you never know.
>>
No. 20478 ID: 0d30bc

Fiftyeight, we need to confirm if she has pubic hair yet.
>>
No. 20479 ID: a3b36a

Are you gonna do the polite thing and help her cover herself, or the safe thing and make a hasty retreat back to your room?

Operation shredding seems to be a bust for now. It'll have to wait.
>>
No. 20480 ID: 5ef71a

>>20472
When you look at her from the right angle, doesn't she remind you of... Elizabeth?
>>
No. 20481 ID: a3b36a

>>20476
She's too young for that, man! There's no possible way.
>>
No. 20482 ID: 8d893e

>>20476
Pssh, enough of your crazy theories. Maybe you should pay attention when things are happening, like Mom dropping by, instead of zoning out.
>>
No. 20483 ID: db097e

>>20472

"Out! OUT! NOW!" Shove her out of the room already! And throw the towel out with her! My god!
>>
No. 20484 ID: b2c6ce

>>20481
>>20482
Don't listen to them. They've been helping your sister all day as she's been spying on you. That's where we've been all day. Your sister stole us out of your pocket. Think about it, we told you to go find Elizabeth while you were ON YOUR BIKE. You couldn't have left us at home.

And by the way, you're all creepy for supporting pedophilia/incest.
>>
No. 20485 ID: 476456

No way, she picked us up the other day while she was passing by your room and we saw into her mind! her love for you is pure as the fallen snow. Surely she bears no ill intent!
>>
No. 20486 ID: 335096

The hell are you guys talking about? Are we picking up interference from an alternate reality again? We've been stuck on the fucking bed all day. Goddamn. oh, 58, turn the tv on next time, ok?
>>
No. 20487 ID: 5ef71a

>>20484
This is obviously interference from another orb. Pay it no mind.
>>
No. 20488 ID: 0d30bc

>>20487

These things happen when you get your Orb of Infinite Psyche from a Crackerjack box.
>>
No. 20489 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920640499.png - (24.18KB , 800x600 , 64.png )
20489

Okay, if I bend through my knees she won't be able to see anything. I'll put the papers down, since she wont run after them like this.
I wrap her towel around her again, then grab her by the shoulders to make her turn around, followed by a good shove into the hallway.
She calls out a "I love you, big brother~" but I DONT FEEL LIKE RESPONDING TO THAT AT THE CURRENT TIME.



No pubic hair yet.
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No. 20490 ID: 335096

Hey, >>20484 here again.

Your father's also plotting to kill you and your house is overrun with gnomes. Seriously. Its bad news man. Get out while you still can.
>>
No. 20491 ID: 2dd482

>>20489
Accidentally pat her on the ass as you send her out of the room.
>>
No. 20492 ID: b2c6ce

>>20490
Yeah, right. He can tell us apart you know.

Anyway:
>>20489
Shred those... things, immediately.
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No. 20493 ID: 0d30bc

>>20489

Lock the door, commence with shredding.

Have you told your mother you love her lately? She works hard for the both of you, especially since your Dad died.
>>
No. 20494 ID: 335096

>>20489
Your sisters pretty cute, bro. Youo know, she could probably put the things back together if you shred it, especially since she seemed curoius about them. We'd best take them back to our room.

And hey, a shower sounds good about now. Lets go take one after your sister gets out, ok?
>>
No. 20495 ID: 782100

>>20472
I'd like to take a moment to stress how much worse your life has gotten since this morning, and how ninety percent of that was from this little... person.
>>
No. 20496 ID: a3b36a

Why not look at each page as it's going into the shredder? Couldn't hurt, eh?
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No. 20497 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920727623.png - (26.56KB , 800x600 , 65.png )
20497

Allright, time to shred. I'll just take it to the trash when I'm done to prevent Janine from putting it back together.

I know that she's cute and I love her, but she's at that age where children are the most annoying. I am sure she will learn what is appropriate and what is not in the coming years.
As such, it would be inappropriate for ME to be angry with her simply because she is naive and innocent.

I'll tell mom I appreciate what she does for us and that I love her when she comes home from work, which should be any moment now.

And dad didn't die. He and mom just got divorced. I could see him any time I want, but it is simply not within my interests. Especially not with my dreaded stepsister hanging around.
>>
No. 20498 ID: 335096

>>20496
Hey yeah, it might tell an interesting story. You have to do it one page at a time anyway, might as well read it as we go.
>>
No. 20499 ID: 335096

>>20497
Tell us of your dread stepsister. Then lets get ready for a shower after your sister is done. You know, get naked and wrap ourselves in a towel.
>>
No. 20500 ID: 0d30bc

>And dad didn't die

How are we supposed to know that? You never talk to us anymore. I feel like we're growing apart, Fiftyeight.

Where did the magic go?
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No. 20503 ID: a3b36a

Hey... fif? Mind if I call you fif? Could you... not get us wet. With as poorly shielded as we seem to be, I don't want to figure out what happens if we get too wet.
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No. 20514 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920821591.png - (36.02KB , 800x600 , 66.png )
20514

I don't see why a shower is necesarry. It seems like a waste of water to shower when one is not filthy. A terrible luxury from times when water was not yet a scarcity.
But atleast it's not a bath.

If you want to talk, then talk. I shall tell you of my dreaded stepsister.
I only met her once, when my dad was introducing me and Janine to his new wife and her daughter, Lisa, or something. She didn't even take off her sunglasses and hat, and was just whining the entire time about the heat. It was all quite rude.
I do not look forward to seeing her again, and I hope I never have to.

Well, if your honored collective does not wish to get wet, should I simply leave you here? Or what?
>>
No. 20515 ID: 0d30bc

Leave us by the front door. We'd like to say hi to mom.
>>
No. 20516 ID: db097e

>>20514

Where someone might pick us up? You sure that's such a good idea?
>>
No. 20517 ID: 335096

Best take us with you in the hall on the way. Leave us hanging on the outside door nob, i'm sure that'll do. plus it'll let people know someones in there.
>>
No. 20518 ID: 476456

I'm sure you could use some you time.
>>
No. 20519 ID: a3b36a

I'm sure we'll be okay if we're left here. Not like we're going to sprout legs and walk away or anything.

...we can't do that, right guys?
>>
No. 20520 ID: 2dd482

>>20517
This seems like the best idea.
>>
No. 20521 ID: 276781

>>20514
Knowing fate, you may see your stepsister again. And it may be soon. But don't worry about that, you have us to help you get through it. And help you we will!

You may leave us on your bed, or hide us in a drawer; whatever works best for you...
If you think you can stand being separated from us for however long your shower takes, of course.
>>
No. 20522 ID: a3b36a

>>20517
Actually, that might make a bit of sense.
>>
No. 20524 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920889539.png - (21.44KB , 800x600 , 67.png )
20524

Allright, trusted advisors. I'll put you on the doorknob.

--Hey, the floor is completely dry. So Janine didn't take a shower after all.
I don't understand that girl.

Well, as a wise man once said, 'Hang in there.'.
>>
No. 20525 ID: 0d30bc

>>20524

"Heeeere kitty kitty kitty"
>>
No. 20526 ID: a3b36a

Waitin' gaems.
>>
No. 20527 ID: db097e

>>20524

...Five ethereal quid says the mom picks us up first.
>>
No. 20528 ID: 0d30bc

This amulet needs an internet connection. Or at least a Gameboy.
>>
No. 20529 ID: 1afd58

>>20527
a MILF is fine too
>>
No. 20530 ID: a3b36a

>>20529
Hopefully his mom isn't a land-whale. That definitely wouldn't be MILF territory...
>>
No. 20531 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920943841.png - (34.02KB , 800x600 , 68.png )
20531

(( hey guys, hows it hanging? ))
>>
No. 20533 ID: fb5d8e
File 124920947524.png - (23.71KB , 800x600 , 69.png )
20533

Chapter 4:
"And shepherds we shall be, For thee, my Lord, for thee."
>>
No. 20534 ID: 2dd482

>>20531
How was your 'shower'?
>>
No. 20535 ID: 227d44

>>20531
On a doorknob.
>>
No. 20536 ID: 1afd58

>>20531
He's in the shower, girl. Go peek <3
>>
No. 20537 ID: 0d30bc

>>20531

I've been wondering. Why doesn't anyone in your family have a nose?
>>
No. 20538 ID: 276781

>>20536
But don't be seen. Sneaking around, just like at school earlier, alright?
>>
No. 20539 ID: a3b36a

Nice to see you again, dearie.

Had a thought. Watch a scary movie tonight. Act like you're paying attention. Play up the 'scared' routine.

Later that night, act like you can't sleep because of the scary movie. Care to guess who to ask if you can sleep in their room tonight~?
>>
No. 20541 ID: bde1b8

>>20538
They were born like that, you insensitive prick!
>>
No. 20542 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921002720.png - (30.72KB , 800x600 , 70.png )
20542

Aahhh, did you guys see how flustered he was?! He was all blushing! And I think he looked at my no-no place! Heeheehee!
Thanks, guys!

Ah, but the locked the shower..

Aahh! There's a scary movie on TV tonight! If mom will let me stay up that late I'll definately be able to sleep with him, aaahh!
AAAHH! Eeeeee!!!
>>
No. 20544 ID: a3b36a

>>20538
wait until you hear the water hitting him for maximum profit.
>>
No. 20545 ID: 1afd58

>>20542
Is there no key for the bathroom anywhere? Also check to make sure the lock is really a lock, many indoor locks can be opened with just pressing a hairpin, awl, or icepick into the key slot.
>>
No. 20546 ID: 0d30bc

>>20542

Tell me, Janine. Do you know what 'masturbation' is?
>>
No. 20548 ID: a3b36a

>>20542
You did beautifully.

As for dealing with the locked door... do you see a little hole on the door handle? There's a way to undo the lock inside that hole... Usually, it's a teeny screw than needs to be turned.
>>
No. 20549 ID: db097e

>>20542

Fantasize.
>>
No. 20550 ID: bde1b8

>>20545
She did say she made spare keys...
>>
No. 20553 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921075741.png - (30.61KB , 800x600 , 71.png )
20553

Ofcourse I know what masturbation is, silly! I looked up every sexy thing on the internet. I'm fully prepared for a special night with Fiftyeight!

Okay, the water is hitting him..
I see what you mean with just a simple screw needing to be turned. Luckily I got my swiss army knife at the ready for these situations!
I mean, for situations where I have to break something to sneak in on big brother.
I usually open windows with it.

There's the click. It's open~
>>
No. 20555 ID: 806f2b

I am back queen Janine! Oh how we misssssed you, now about thosssse keysss.
>>
No. 20557 ID: 227d44

>>20553
Ah, the internet. Possessor of knowledge for all things sexy. Well, girl, take a small peek.
>>
No. 20558 ID: 1afd58

>>20553
Sneak in carefully. If he sees you, it will spoil things and he might not want to be around you for a while.

Then peek <3 But don't get caught!
>>
No. 20559 ID: a3b36a

>>20553
That's our girl!

Now... be careful. Want to extend our viewing pleasure for as long as we can.

Might want to get a camera for later enjoyment if you think we have time. Still picture or video.
>>
No. 20560 ID: 806f2b

>>20553
WAIT, get back in a towel, then walk in on him! Claim you forgot sssomething you needed to do before having a ssshower. And you couldn't remember whether you left the sshower on or off. Then you can sssuggessst sshowering together.
>>
No. 20561 ID: db097e

>>20553

Peek juuuuuust a little.
>>
No. 20562 ID: a3b36a

>>20560
That seems a bit bold.

...if you think you're up to it, play dumb on unlocking the door.

Might be better to just drink him in with our eyes. Save touch for later.
>>
No. 20563 ID: 0d30bc

I don't know what you see in your brother, Janine. The guy is kind of a loser.
>>
No. 20564 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921162730.png - (26.25KB , 800x600 , 72.png )
20564

I don't understand what you DON'T see in him! He's smart, he's gentle, he's handsome, he's calm.. and.. handsome.. ...
>>
No. 20565 ID: a3b36a

>>20563
Hey! Not cool, man. Not cool. We don't go around calling you or your loved ones monster losers, do we?
>>
No. 20566 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921169158.png - (30.82KB , 800x600 , 73.png )
20566

..ahhh...
..I want...
>>
No. 20567 ID: 1afd58

>>20564
Keep watching. Keep watching, Janine. It's much more interesting from the front, and he has to turn around eventually.
>>
No. 20568 ID: 0d30bc

>>20566

Time to put those sexy internet things in to practice.
>>
No. 20569 ID: 227d44

>>20566
Ok, try to keep calm...
>>
No. 20570 ID: 806f2b

>>20566
Can't you imagine how it would feel to sssnuggle up againssst hisss body? Wet from the sssweat you caussed him to ssshed.
>>
No. 20571 ID: 276781

>>20566
Janine. What time is it, dear? When does your mother usually arrive home?

If she sees you peeping at your brother, you'll be in trouble. She might take us away, and then we can't help you anymore.
>>
No. 20572 ID: a3b36a

>>20566
Careful, Janine... not too much noise.

If you need to let off some steam, might make a retreat to your room for some 'personal time' if you know what I mean.

As much as I'd like another peek at you, it might be safer if we were left on the doorknob. He left us there.

Or, you could use the orb for your 'games'. So he'd be wearing something you've used for that around his neck at all times...
>>
No. 20573 ID: a3b36a

>>20571
Oh fuck. Right. Keep an ear open for your mom's car. Or the door.
>>
No. 20574 ID: bde1b8

>>20560
I am seconding this suggestion.

Go get your towel and come right back, Janine. Hopefully before he finishes.
>>
No. 20576 ID: a3b36a

Maybe 58 will rub one out to get rid of some of his sudden tension if you're lucky, eh Janine?

But yeah. Keep an ear open for mom's return.

If you go through with the towel idea, even if you don't make it in time, you'd be passing each other while in towels. That's almost like being naked together. But it is a HUGE risk, and I vote against it.
>>
No. 20577 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921252195.png - (33.93KB , 800x600 , 74.png )
20577

Yeah..
..internet..

..towel..


>"Kids! I'm home! I got leftovers from the restaurant!"
>>
No. 20578 ID: db097e

>>20577

WATCH OUT!
>>
No. 20579 ID: 1afd58

>>20577
Close door and run, Janine! Run to your room! Tell mom you will be back in a second.
>>
No. 20580 ID: a3b36a

>>20577
FECK!

Squeal, then yell at 58 to lock the door next time. act all embarassed and run to your room.

Do a 'himom' in greeting as you run. Drop us on the ground.
>>
No. 20581 ID: 0d30bc

It's all good, keep going. Your mom will understand.
>>
No. 20582 ID: 1afd58

>>20581
Maybe your mom wants him too. Would that be so bad?
>>
No. 20583 ID: 806f2b

>>20577
FLEE FLEEEE! Try not to make too much noise though.
>>
No. 20584 ID: a3b36a

>>20582
But Janine would have to share.

... I guess parents always get first dibs at everything, though, if they get their chance. >:/
>>
No. 20585 ID: 1afd58

>>20584
But it would make fiftyeight so happy. So happy, Janine. Don't you want him to be happy?
>>
No. 20586 ID: a3b36a

>>20585
Either way, we would have to play this very very carefully so JANINE gets him first. Janine is our friend. We don't even know her mom yet.
>>
No. 20588 ID: 1afd58

>>20586
Of course her mom is our friend. She's family. We are all family. Shouldn't a family stay happy together? Janine, you don't want your brother to leave like dad did, do you? You want him to stay with you, right?

Doesn't he need to be loved to stay with you?
>>
No. 20589 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921349822.png - (43.38KB , 800x600 , 75.png )
20589

Ahh! Shut uuup!
Fiftyeight is going to be mine alone! Mom isn't getting anything!
Aaahh!
Ah, that was close.
AAAHHH!
I made it to my room.
AAAAHH!!!
Okay.
AAAAAHHHH!!!!

(( he was naked . . . ! ))


(( aaahh ! ))




>"Fiftyeight! Close the door when you shower!"
>"Wh-what the--?!"
>>
No. 20590 ID: a3b36a

>>20588
You're not helping our main goal right now. You're adding another goal. One goal at a time. Then we can gradually bring in Mom as well if we wish. But first, Janine/58.
>>
No. 20592 ID: 1afd58

>>20589
Lock your door, stupid! Then wait a bit to calm down before going out to get the food mom brought home. You don't want to look all flustered.
>>
No. 20593 ID: a3b36a

>>20589
Phew. That was a close one.

Relieve some tension if you want. Then act like you know nothing. Remember. Scary movie plan.
>>
No. 20594 ID: ddd49b

Alright, convince your mom to allow you to watch the scary movie tonight, maybe even with Fifty-Eight. Later, when everyone's asleep, you sneak into his room and get in his bed. You could even try to play with his..."flute" if you know what I mean. I-if you so wish to...
>>
No. 20595 ID: ddd49b

Wait...You still have us? Why do you still have us? Please don't tell me you still have us...
>>
No. 20596 ID: 276781

>>20589
Janine. Try to calm your emotions. You will need to return us to the door handle before 58 exits the shower completely so he doesn't suspect anything.

If you can't and he catches you trying to put it back, do not panic, dear. Tell him you found us and thought we looked pretty, and decided to hold us for a while.

If he asks about you hearing anything, tell him you heard nothing. Do not let him know we talked to you. He doesn't need to know about our friendship yet.

Everything will be fine~
>>
No. 20597 ID: ddd49b

Ohh...I agree with >>20596...
>>
No. 20600 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921417751.png - (45.98KB , 800x600 , 76.png )
20600

Okay.. Okay...
Okay!
I just.. I just have to breath a bit!
Uhmmmm... Okay..!
Okay..

Okay.

So I gotta put it back..

Okay, but how will I convince mom to let me watch the movie? It'll be late AND scary.
>>
No. 20602 ID: 0d30bc

>>20600

Put on some makeup and 'borrow' some of your mothers lingerie. She'll instantly see how grown up and mature you've become.
>>
No. 20603 ID: db097e

>>20600

Sneak downstairs once your mom has gone to do her own thing.

Unless she's gonna be watching the movie too. In that case, I don't have anything yet.
>>
No. 20604 ID: 1afd58

>>20600
Do cute looks and begging work with mom? If so, try that.

Otherwise, do your homework really quick and pretend that you were a good girl at school today, ask if mom would let you stay up just this once pretty please~~~
>>
No. 20605 ID: ddd49b

Well...Maybe you could tell her that you think you're grown-up enough to watch, but you need your big bro to give moral support. Act really cute to her as well, adults are suckers for that stuff.
>>
No. 20607 ID: a3a511

>>20602
Do this. Remember to put a pair on your head - That's grown-up code for "I am mature".
>>
No. 20608 ID: ddd49b

We're helping her guys. Not asking her to make a fool out of herself...
>>
No. 20609 ID: a3b36a

Pick one of your friends. Say their parents let them watch scary movies, and they're okay. Chances are, you probably have a friend that this is true for.

If that doesn't work, I'm sure you can improvise and wheel and deal.

...is it a school night, by the way?

Maybe see if you can at least get away with part of it. ...and you don't necessarily have to pay close attention to it. If you do though, and 58 is there, use him for reassurance.
>>
No. 20610 ID: 806f2b

>>20600
Don't worry about taking us back jussst yet. If he assskss jusst ssay it wass sstuck on your wrisst when you ssslammed the door, and you were too embaresssssed to go sssee him.
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No. 20611 ID: ddd49b

Yeah, we talk like snakes every once in a while, don't worry about that.
>>
No. 20612 ID: ddd49b

For now, just try to convince your mother to let you see the scary movie with Big Bro. If you're still feeling...like that when you saw your bro naked, use us to help you relieve the feeling. Or your field hockey sticks, that works too...
>>
No. 20613 ID: a3b36a

Once you get a moment to yourself, feel free to shlick furiously. I used to lock myself in the bathroom to enjoy such delights in relative safety. Just keep an eye for the same trick we used.

But yeah. Hopefully, we can get us back before it's noticed we're gone.
>>
No. 20614 ID: 806f2b

>>20611
*ahem* This one apologizes for his snakelike behavior, it just seemed right y'know?
>>
No. 20615 ID: ddd49b

It is, we aren't judging you.
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No. 20617 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921560756.png - (31.63KB , 800x600 , 77.png )
20617

Don't worry, guys! One of my friends has a speech impediment, and it is O.K.!
Allright, I'll tell mom that my friends are allowed to watch it, and I'll say that big bro will join me just in case~
If she doesn't allow it, I'll just sneak out of bed to watch it by myself!
I'll go talk to her right now!

See you later, guys!
>>
No. 20618 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921563898.png - (26.25KB , 800x600 , 78.png )
20618

Chapter 5:
"And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, Shall be lifted - nevermore!"
>>
No. 20619 ID: ddd49b

Da-na-na-naaa~~!

I'll be silent for a while now...I need to go to another pendant...
>>
No. 20620 ID: a3b36a

And there goes our little student.

How long until 58 picks us up again, you thing?
>>
No. 20622 ID: 0d30bc

>>20618

"...Seventeen bottles of beer on the wall..."
>>
No. 20623 ID: fb5d8e
File 124921584410.png - (25.89KB , 800x600 , 79.png )
20623

>>
No. 20624 ID: 806f2b

>>20622
Take one down pass it around! sssssssixteen bottles of beer on the walls.
>>
No. 20625 ID: 276781

>>20624
I think you've had enough beers from the wall, my sssssnakelike friend.
>>
No. 20660 ID: 7ba0be

I think you'd better give us to fiftyeight so we can get some information first.
>>
No. 20665 ID: db097e

There's no pastime quite like destabilizing a family, is there?
>>
No. 20672 ID: ddd49b

Yup.
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No. 20679 ID: 7eda8b

Somebody call a fucking psychiatrist.
>>
No. 20697 ID: bffa2a

This will all end in shallow graves for her whole family and Elisabeth under a tomato bush. That way she can have him inside her forever. Cue Janine smiling innocently and eating a tomato.
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No. 20739 ID: 6faa8c

>>20623
Play pong. Use the orb as a ball.
>>
No. 20752 ID: ddd49b

Where did you get us Fifty-Eight?
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