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20501 No. 20501 ID: bde1b8

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No. 28329 ID: 98dab8

>>28326
God slayer, slay that divine avatar.
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No. 28330 ID: 06a38b

>>28327
Actually, nevermind that. Better play it safe and just disarm him.
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No. 28331 ID: 6d4c58

>>28326
Don't forget to save the girl.
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No. 28332 ID: cd08c0

>>28326
Don't let him hit you! He's slow, but psychotically powerful.
Tear him apart, piece by piece, Rudy Mann.
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No. 28333 ID: f44349

>>28326
This one is UNFUCKINGSTOPPABLE.
Keep your distance.
I'm sure you could probably punch so hard the air displaced by your punch would tear off his fucking arm or something.
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No. 28334 ID: 7eda8b

Ace has a reach advantage. But I have a solution.

Rip off Ace's arm and then hit him with it.
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No. 28335 ID: cd08c0

>>28333
That's it.
Punch the ground. Create earthquakes.
Punch the air. Create tornadoes.
You are RUDY MANN and your punches can be ranged if you fucking want them to.
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No. 28337 ID: bde1b8
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28337

>Shove your hand through his chest while tearing off his arm.

Check.
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No. 28338 ID: bde1b8
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28338

And doubleche-
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No. 28339 ID: bde1b8
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28339

OH MOTHER CTHULHU
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No. 28341 ID: 06a38b

>>28338
Punch his arm off with your other hand.
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No. 28342 ID: cd08c0

>>28339
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HIT BY HIM.

>>28341
THIS. REMOVE HIM OF HIS OTHER ARM.
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No. 28343 ID: 06a38b

>>28339
Start ripping out chunks of his insides until he lets go.
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No. 28344 ID: f44349

>>28339
HE ONLY HAS ONE ARM
END HIM NOW
HE WILL ONLY STOP IF YOU DESTROY HIM COMPLETELY
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No. 28347 ID: 06a38b

Kill him and eat his heart.
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No. 28348 ID: fdc826

>>28339

Did... did he just break Rudy's arm?
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No. 28349 ID: bde1b8
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28349

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No. 28351 ID: 476456

Punch the ground out from under him
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No. 28352 ID: c42be6

Go for an uppercut. Tentacle-worm-muscle-tendril-things are probably significantly less hard than the rest of him.
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No. 28353 ID: fdc826

>>28339

Rip his hand off with your free hand. Or any other method that happens to get you free.

Proceed to back away and think for a second, since Ace is a fucking force of nature.
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No. 28355 ID: f44349

>>28349
Well... if all else fails...
PUNCH OFF YOUR OWN FUCKING ARM
PUT SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
THEN PROCEED TO PUNCH SO HARD THE AIR DISPLACED BY YOUR PUNCHES KILLS HIM TO DEATH
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No. 28356 ID: 95ab41

Rudy> grab Pete, punch Pete at Ace hard enough to kill both of them
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No. 28357 ID: 7eda8b

Lick Ace's blood off your hand. Enter regenerative killfrenzy, dripping blood from your eyes. Punch Ace's grip open. Un-crush your crushed hand through sheer force of will.
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No. 28358 ID: 476456

Nows not the time to die Rudy. Remember there's a damsel in distress.

there's a damsel in distress

Damsel in distress.
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No. 28359 ID: 98dab8

>>28357

I think that requires our power-up. But sure, try it.
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No. 28360 ID: 7eda8b

>>28359
What makes you so sure the heart's blood of an ancient evil is not Rudy's power up?
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No. 28361 ID: 06a38b

Did Gnome black out?
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No. 28362 ID: 98dab8

>>28360
I'm not sure, that's why I said to try it.
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No. 28366 ID: bde1b8
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28366

>Rip his hand off with your free hand. Or any other method that happens to get you free.
The first hit does not work! He is still approaching...


>PUNCH OFF YOUR OWN FUCKING ARM
...
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No. 28368 ID: bde1b8
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28368

>Remember there's a damsel in distress.

>there's a damsel in distress

>Damsel in distress.

...Very well.
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No. 28369 ID: 06a38b

>>28366
IS THIS GUY MADE OF FUCKING PLAYDOH OR SOMETHING?
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No. 28370 ID: 06a38b

>>28368
It seems like the problem is punching too hard. Punch him in as many different places as fast as you can without piercing him again.
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No. 28372 ID: 806f2b

>>28369
No, worms.
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No. 28377 ID: 476456

UPPERCUT HIM INTO INFINITY!
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No. 28380 ID: bde1b8
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28380

>punching too hard
Punching too... hard? I could not punch lighter if I wanted to!

He is still approaching. Nothing slows this man!
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No. 28381 ID: bde1b8
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28381

...It looks like now he's starting to take me seriously.
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No. 28383 ID: 6faa8c

>>28381
FUCK

WAIT

Ahahaha. He just reduced the problem to one we already solved.
You've done this before, Rudy. PUNCH OUT THAT CTHULHU WANNABE
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No. 28390 ID: cd08c0

>>28381
Don't let him near you. That's how you lost your arm. He's too strong for you to fight directly, Rudy Mann.
We'll have to find a ranged attack.
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No. 28398 ID: 7eda8b

Use your superior agility to get behind him. Punch him in the spine, then back away IMMEDIATELY, before the counterattack. There is always a counterattack.
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No. 28400 ID: bd2eec
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28400

(Vwoop!)

>>28390
"RANGED FIGHTING? CROOKED FIGHTING? ENTIRELY UNLIKE HOW A TRUE GENTLEMAN FIGHTS."

"THIS SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER KNOWS THE DEAL. RUDY MANN, SDS IS ON THE JOB. PACKAGE COURTESY OF CALYPSO!!"
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No. 28401 ID: bd2eec
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28401

"Heads up!"

"GIGA

SPIN

DRIIIIVAAAAHHHHH!"
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No. 28409 ID: bd2eec
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28409

>>28401
"PACKAGE OF MANN, SPIN ON~!"
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No. 28411 ID: bd2eec
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28411

>>28409
"Get to lookin' dapper, good sir."
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No. 28412 ID: e5d95c

>>28411
Pah. What need have you of those, Rudy?
The clothes do not make the man - your DAPPERNESS comes from within!
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No. 28423 ID: 1f5d37

DAPPER UP, motherfucker.
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No. 28437 ID: 82167e

(Q, you are the best.)

Rudy:

DAPPER UP, and then enough fucking around with Ace. Regrow your arm through sheer MANLINESS, and then punch the ground underneath Ace to drop him into the earth. THEN PUNCH THAT SHIT CLOSED.
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No. 28534 ID: 1689ab

TAKE NO SHIT RUDY!
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No. 28599 ID: bde1b8
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28599

Excellent delivery, my good man! Now I may also take this one seriously once more.

>Rudy has gained Excessively Dapper: His cane has granted him reach, and he now feels motivated! Injuries inflicted before this no longer pain him (Although new ones will).
>Pete has been eliminated!
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No. 28602 ID: bde1b8
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28602

>Current Standings
Team Dapper: Rudy (Center Room)
Team D'awww: Tav (South Room)
Team Drunk: Beardbeard and Kara (Center Room)
Team Extra: Coralina (West Room)
Team Nemesis: Ace (Center Room)
Team Intruder: Q (Center Room, waiting to gtfo)
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No. 28604 ID: b4f495

>>28599
Rudy, give this Cthulu wannabe a good caning to teach him some manners!
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No. 28611 ID: fdc826

>>28599

Pull an Andrew Jackson and cane his ass to death.
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No. 28613 ID: cd08c0
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28613

>>28602
Rally the others around you, to defeat ACE.

"Now for all the beasts trapped in the Nether
All life from out the loch and heather
This flock you see can work together
Tonight we dine in Hell."
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No. 28621 ID: fdc826

>>28613

You know what? Fuck the rules. We can work something out once Ace is dead.

Do it.
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No. 28629 ID: bde1b8
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28629

>Rally others to help you
>Kara
>Activate ability: Seductive Glance!
"W-well... I guess I can help you... b-but don't get any funny ideas! I'm m-m-married, after all!"

>Beardbeard
>Activate ability: Promise of Alcohol
"Well now, I can't be denying that!"

>MrQ
>Activate ability: Ask nicely?
"Fuck no, he'll tear me to shreds. Sorry Rudy, but I'm just going to run away until my portal out of here arrives. Ace is waaaaaaay out of my league."

>Team Dapper has joined Team Drunk!
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No. 28634 ID: fdc826

>>28629

Team DAPPERLY DRUNK:

Kara: Fill Ace full of buckshot.
Beardbeard: Sneak up behind Ace and "disarm" him.
Rudy: Perform awesome cane-based finisher while delivering one-liner.

In that order.
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No. 28638 ID: 06a38b

>>28629
Deforest Ace.
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No. 28641 ID: 06a38b

Knock Ace over. Every death this round involved killing them while they were down.
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No. 28643 ID: 7eda8b

Kara shotgun Ace.
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No. 28650 ID: bde1b8
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28650

>Kara: Fill Ace full of buckshot.
Roger!

>Beardbeard: Deforest Ace.
Aye!

>Rudy: Perform awesome cane-based finisher while delivering one-liner.
Cane is at the ready.
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No. 28653 ID: bde1b8
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28653

"DEFORESTATION!"
"CANE SUPERIORITY!"
"...Bang."
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No. 28655 ID: bde1b8
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28655

He just won't stop!

>Kara has been eliminated.
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No. 28656 ID: 9a71e2

>>28655
Beardbeard, run.
Try to find your keg.
Rudy, find that moon again.
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No. 28659 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy: Rip up a huge chunk of the ground and throw it at Ace. Stay out of his reach and keep throwing stuff at him.
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No. 28661 ID: fdc826

>>28655

Holy shit, run. We'll, uh... think of something. Eventually.

By the way, could you draw up a crude map? I'd like to be able to keep track of everybody's location.
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No. 28665 ID: 45afb1

>>28655
Beardbeard. Use Timberserker.

Rudy Mann. Copy Beardbeard.

Avenge the fallen maiden/drinking buddy.
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No. 28667 ID: 1689ab

Teamdapperdrunk needs to regroup. Quickly, Rudy, guide beardbeard to the alcohol. Sit down and have a drink with him. That'll power him up. The two of yo together can defeat him if you're both sufficiently powered.
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No. 28668 ID: cd08c0

>>28655
He killed Kara. He killed the damsel.
DECLARE VENGEANCE.
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No. 28672 ID: c50199

I do believe Ace is literally immortal and indestructable.

He can bleed, but he can not die.
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No. 28676 ID: 1689ab

>>28672
Bullshit. If it bleeds, we can kill it. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!? We are Rudy Motherfucking Mann!!! WE ARENT GOING TO SIT AROUND AND TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE!
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No. 28677 ID: bde1b8
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28677

>He killed Kara. He killed the damsel. DECLARE VENGEANCE.
>Rudy activated special ability: Dapper Duet!
>Beardbeard activated Timberserker!

>Team Attack: Timberserker Dance!
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No. 28679 ID: fdc826

>>28672

We can apparently tear him apart though, so we can make him (h)armless.
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No. 28682 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy: Activate secret gentleman's dueling technique: Sword Cane.
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No. 28684 ID: 1689ab

>>28677
Keep punching! Keep Chopping! Keep it up! Yours is the teamwork that will pierce the heavens! This man wouold deny you your manhood! This man would see the world burn, and all its women and kobolds with it! This man would see all of your acomplishments made for not. Don't you dare take that kind of shit from him! Show him what you're made of!
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No. 28685 ID: fdc826

>>28684

Nice post. If this doesn't kill Ace though, I think he's going to get a look at what we're made of, whether we like it or not.
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No. 28686 ID: bde1b8
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28686

For the first time, the beast has been dropped to its knees. Its clothing is dyed in its blood. It WILL fall.

For I am Rudy Mann, and I am a vengeful motherfucker.

>Tav has obtained his powerup!
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No. 28687 ID: cd08c0

>>28686
Finishing Blow.
Initiate Beardbeard's Passive Ability: Everything is a Weapon.
Rudy is the weapon.
Fastball Special.
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No. 28689 ID: b4f495

>>28686
Rudy, cane his backside.
Beardbeard, headbutt the fuck out of him.
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No. 28691 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy and BB: Punch Ace from opposite directions so hard that he explodes and you make a ridiculous airborne bro-fist in the explosion.
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No. 28692 ID: 1689ab

>>28686
Look at that! He's calling you guys pansies! Do you believe that!? He's saying "Your attacs are like tiny little flees bouncing off of me." Are you gonna take that from him!? HIM, who doesnt even have the manners to introduce himself before a fight. Don't take that shit, boys. Cause at the end of the day, one of you is gonna go down hard, and it looks like he forgot his hat.
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No. 28693 ID: 1689ab

Also, Remember to keep moving, lads. He may be tough, but he's slow!
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No. 28697 ID: bde1b8
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28697

Wait, what is he doing?
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No. 28698 ID: 1689ab

Shit! RUN!
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No. 28699 ID: bde1b8
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28699

Oh, exploding. Of course.

>Ace has been eliminated.
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No. 28700 ID: bde1b8
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28700

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No. 28702 ID: 1689ab

>>28700
Now... lets go have a drink shall we?
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No. 28709 ID: fdc826

>>28700

So, we're down to Rudy, Beardbeard, Tav and Coralina.

Go get the promised booze, and talk things over. We may be able to circumvent the Highlander issue, or possibly win without killing anybody else.
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No. 28715 ID: f4963f

Well Rudy, you need a new partner. Ally with Beardbeard, share your booze, engage in a little male bonding, and then hunt down the man who took out your partner. Adorable Intruder'd or otherwise.
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No. 28716 ID: bde1b8
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28716

>Now... lets go have a drink shall we?
A drink sounds grand. Beardbeard proposes a drinking contest, as a test of manliness!

>Team Extras and Team D'awww have joined forces!

Remaining fighters: Coralina, Tav, Beardbeard, Rudy.
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No. 28718 ID: 1689ab

>>28716
Good sir, no ones manliness is in question here, I have seen what you can do I see that you are indeed one badass motherfucker. Let us simply quench our thirst and tell stories of great deeds. After all, I don't think theres enough alcohol here to really present a challenge, wouldnt you agree?
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No. 28720 ID: e8d8be

>>28709

There is only 1 way to settle this, DRINK-OFF!

To make things fair beard and rudy will have to be on diff teams. So beard and tav vs rudy and coralina. Or something like that.
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No. 28721 ID: b4f495

>>28716
Beardbeard, there's nowhere near enough booze there to supply enough needed for such a contest to reach a deciding point.

Theere probably isn't enough in the whole world.
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No. 28723 ID: e8d8be

>>28720

Or first 2 to die of alcohol poisoning loses.
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No. 28728 ID: cd08c0

>>28716
Politely refuse the contest, but agree to share a drink with him.
The round hasn't ended yet, so we may need to take care of Tav. Where is Tav?
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No. 28730 ID: bde1b8
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28730

>there's nowhere near enough booze there to supply enough needed for such a contest to reach a deciding point.
Rudy's secret shame: He is a lightweight. There is more than enough here to down him. Thinking fast, he proclaims:

"Now now, Beardbeard, we have fought together in combat! I do not think either of our manlinesses are in question here, and I, Rudy Mann, am a generous motherfucker, and insist you have all the ale for yourself."

This answer more than satisfies Beardbeard.

>Where is Tav?
We will have to search for him.
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No. 28734 ID: 1689ab

>>28730
Politely wait like a motherfucker for Bearbeard to finish, then baracade the door with the barrel and go find the remaining competitors.
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No. 28737 ID: 06a38b

>>28730
Destroy the top half of the building so you can find them easier.
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No. 28741 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy: Say "My dapper former comrade, may he rest in peace, was on to something in the next room. You may join me or remain to enjoy your alcohol. Just watch my back."

Walk into the room with the blank monitor. Shake your fist at it and shout "I AM RUDY MANN! YOU WILL SHOW ME THE LOCATION OF MY REMAINING FOES, OR FACE MY WRATH!"
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No. 28743 ID: 71fa60

Well Coralina was "charmed"...
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No. 28744 ID: fdc826

>>28730

1. Find other competitors.
2. Devise plan to break fourth wall and kill questmaster.
3. ???
4. Profit!
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No. 28745 ID: 1689ab

>>28741
I believe the technical thing to say would be something like "I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! YOU WILL SHOW ME THE LOCATION OF MY REMAINING FOES, OR I WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"
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