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20501 No. 20501 ID: bde1b8

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No. 20502 ID: bde1b8
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20502

This is BEARDBEARD.

His class is BERSERKER.

He is in it for the BROFIST.

Special Attack: Secret Dorfen Technique - Deforestation.
Passive Ability: Everything is a Weapon.
Weapon: Iron Axe.
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No. 20504 ID: bde1b8
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20504

This is KARA.

Her class is BELLIGERANT DRUNK.

She is in it for the RAMPANT MOLESTATION.

Special Attack: Hit it with a truck.
Passive Ability: Holds her liquor.
Weapon: Shotgun.
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No. 20505 ID: bde1b8
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20505

This is RUDY.

His class is SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER.

He is in it for the BITCHES.

Special Attack: Seductive Glance.
Passive Ability: Dapper.
Weapon: Punching Mitts.
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No. 20506 ID: bde1b8
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20506

This is MUSCHIO MALTO.

His class is VILLAIN.

He is in it for the DEVIL.

Special Attack: Outwit -> Outmatch.
Passive Ability: Pain is a blessing.
Weapon: Sword and Shield.
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No. 20507 ID: bde1b8
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20507

This is ACE.

His class is DIVINE AVATAR.

He is in it for the BARBED WHEEL.

Special Attack: Sundering Claw.
Passive Ability: Unstoppable.
Weapon: Harpoon Gun.
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No. 20508 ID: bde1b8
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20508

This is PETE.

His class is BUTCHER.

He is in it for the HACKIN AN A WHACKIN AN A SMACKIN.

Special Attack: Terrifying One Liner.
Passive Ability: No Pain.
Weapon: Meat Cleavers.
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No. 20509 ID: bde1b8
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20509

This is FLUFFY.

His class is MIMIC.

He is in it for the MESHIE <3.

Special Attack: Mimickry.
Passive Ability: God damn adorable.
Weapon: Subject to change.
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No. 20510 ID: bde1b8
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20510

This is PATCHOULLI KNOWLEDGE.

Her class is- wait, no. What.

Get out of here, Touhou! YOU ARE NOT A QUEST. SAGE.
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No. 20511 ID: bde1b8
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20511

...GO ON. GIT.
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No. 20512 ID: bde1b8
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20512

This is TAV UNT'BEL.

His class is CITY GUARD.

He is in it for the ADORABLE INTRUDER.

Special Attack: Lightning Raid.
Passive Ability: Armed and Armored.
Weapon: Lightning Gun.
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No. 20513 ID: bde1b8
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20513

Welcome to round 3 of Crossover Quest! In this round, teams of two will fight for the right to proceed to round 4! The last two standing will survive, as normal.

Pick your team, /quest/. You have all week, since I will be gone.
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No. 20532 ID: 227d44

>>20513
Team Nemesis, of course.
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No. 20543 ID: 1afd58

>>20513
I would argue the following:

Drunk has the best chance of pure martial success, less chance of marital success.

Dapper has Rudy who is more powerful than pre-crisis Superman, but Muschio is a bit of a ponce and I dunno about their chances as a whole. Rudy and Beardbeard are the main contenders of the whole fight.

Nemesis squad is scary in their own quests but useless against the real heavy hitters on this one. They can fight scared, unarmed women, but not real adventurers.

Team D'aww is adorable but so, so dead.
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No. 20551 ID: 1afd58

>>20547
Of course, he could marry the girls in a ringless, ceremony-less way. Then bang them unconscious.
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No. 20552 ID: 806f2b

>>20547
Muschie could easily deal with that! He certainly put that goblin in her place after all.
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No. 20554 ID: bde1b8

>>20543
>>20547
Both of you seem to be forgetting that I don't give a flying fuck how strong they are in their own worlds. Rudy is on par with Beardbeard, statistically, and if Ace could catch either of them he would tear them apart.

Check the stats yo.
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No. 20556 ID: bde1b8

>>20502
FUUUUUCK.

I gave him Rudy's stats.

Beardbeard:
M: ****
T: *****
A: ***
L:
C: *
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No. 20634 ID: e8d8be

I'm in it for team Dawww.

Fluffy has that dark mode. And Tav is quite hardcore what with the living in a war zone for quite some time. You don't get the be the last of the defending line in guerrilla warfare unless you can hold your own. I can see fluffy running around for the first few mins of the fight, getting cornered by someone, and promptly fucking their shit up.
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No. 20636 ID: 35cea2

I vote Team Dapper.
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No. 20638 ID: acdc9b

Rudy motherfuckin' punched out C'thulhu...

Compared to that, knocking around a few fools in Crossover 3 oughta be a cinch.
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No. 20639 ID: f98e0b

Team dapper all the way, baby. Muschio's got thte plannin' brains and Rudy has the fists of fury.
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No. 20650 ID: 9ac8e2

I'm going to vote for Team Drunk, for reasons that should be obvious.
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No. 20651 ID: e0fa96

Team nemesis is the way to go.
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No. 20653 ID: 6415eb

Team Nemesis get my vote.

BRUTE FORCE. Why talk your way out of something when you can hit it until it dies?
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No. 20654 ID: bffa2a

Team Dapper is the way to go. You've got suave motherfucker and brains in one package. Team nemesis is just god moding it.
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No. 20656 ID: 45afb1

Team Nemesis will fight hard but go down quickly. Team Drunk will go through hell on earth to... well... get drunk. Team Suave will seduce Team Daww only to find out they are guys and say screw it, Possibly resulting in lots of punching.

All in all I have to vote for Team Drunk since they will probably try spending most of their time away from the fight getting drunk which by that time, the heavy hitters are all but down.
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No. 20663 ID: 9ac8e2

For the sake of everyone suggesting Team Dapper, I might point out that Kara is the ONLY GIRL in this entire setup, meaning she has a much higher chance of molesting and/or taking advantage of people than Rudy.
And we all know that Kara will do just about anything if she's drunk enough.

If we play Rudy, we have but one character to seduce, and everything else gets solved by punching.
If we play Kara, we have five or seven, and get to drive a truck into things.

Think about it.
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No. 20666 ID: 197650

Team Nemesis is the way to go.
2 unstoppable murder machines? yes please.
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No. 20673 ID: 2abfb1

Voting for Team D'awwww here. Tav X Fluffy OTP <3
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No. 20705 ID: 6faa8c

team DAWWW voter here.
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No. 20706 ID: 7eda8b

>>20543
>Team D'aww is adorable but so, so dead.
Why do you say that? One can move around quickly in heavy armor and has a gun that shoots spears and lightning. The other one tore a sergal to shreds with his bare hands.
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No. 20718 ID: 9a71e2

The question is only half who we choose.
The other half is who we don't choose and how they will act with only one controller.
So, for example, if we don't choose Team Drunk, then it's entirely possible they'll spend the entire time looking for a drink, running around pointlessly, etc.
If we don't choose Team D'awwww, then Tav will probably set up a defensive perimeter and harass people.
If we don't choose Team Nemesis, then they'll run around randomly murdering people.
If we don't choose Team Dapper, then Rudy will probably try to sex up or punch everything with a pulse and Muschio will ... stand around drooling?
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No. 20725 ID: 335096

Rudy up in this motherfucker. Take no shit Rudy, you punch the shit out of these punks and go reunite with your triplet wives. A vote for team Dapper!
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No. 20748 ID: 06a38b

>>20718
Logic determines how somebody acts when the voices aren't telling them what to do. Rudy, Ace, Beardbeard, and Fluffy probably won't do much without us unless their teammate gives them orders.
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No. 20754 ID: f2de2f
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20754

In the moments before the battle, Rudy informs his wives that he will return momentarily and that perhaps they should practice kissing each other for when he gets back from showing these uncouth individuals what a suave motherfucker he is.
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No. 20757 ID: 7eda8b

Team Dawwww is the only real choice. It's got non-evil folks in it. Muschio is evil, Rudy used to be evil, was not-evil for a time, and is probably evil again for the purposes of the crossover. Beardbeard is chaotic evil, Kara is evil, Pete is evil, Ace is SO EVIL.
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No. 20758 ID: 8ffee7

>>20754

Rudy's suit makes me think of Jack Skellington.

This is pleasing to me.
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No. 20759 ID: 6faa8c

>>20758
CANNOT FUCKING UNSEE AWESOME
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No. 20763 ID: acdc9b

>>20757
Kara isn't evil, she's chaotic neutral. And Ace is probably lawful neutral or at least lawful evil. He's just following orders mindlessly.
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No. 20766 ID: 7eda8b

>>20763
>Ace is probably lawful neutral
NO.
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No. 20773 ID: 8d5a55

>>20757 >>20763
Kara is Chaotic Drunk. She can't help it if all the suggestions she gets tell her to molest small children.
She actually did set out with the quasi-heroic goal of stopping a wannabe dictator, but then things derailed.
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No. 20847 ID: 06a38b

>>20773
People with less then 3 logic should be unaligned since they only do what they're told.
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No. 20851 ID: 335096

>>20847
Excuse me, are you saying that RUDY MOTHERFUCKING MANN just follows orders? Good sir, I do belive those are fighting words.
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No. 20879 ID: 06a38b

>>20851
It's hard to tell since the only orders he is ever given are to do things he would have done anyway.
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No. 20966 ID: f2de2f
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20966

Rudy senses something amiss and immediately proceeds to PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

Animated
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No. 20972 ID: 335096

>>20966
Yeah,thats pretty much how its gonna go down.
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No. 20988 ID: bcf6d0

Gnome you realize if Rudy ever dies in this round it won't actually be Rudy, right?
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No. 21011 ID: 8d5a55
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21011

> Pseudognome Style
It's inevitable that this will happen, really.
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No. 21015 ID: 335096

See? The fight hasnt even begun and Rudy has allready taken care of team drunk.
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No. 21016 ID: 1afd58

>>21011
Sir. Rudy Mann does not seduce married women. He is too much a gentlemann for that.
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No. 21034 ID: 06a38b

>>20972
I don't think so. Nobody has successfully defended themselves from a sneak attack yet.
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No. 21049 ID: f2de2f

>>21034
Are you questioning the abilities of Rudy Mann?
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No. 21052 ID: 806f2b

>>21011
This image requires Muschie about to stab her in the back. Cause thats how he rolls.
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No. 21526 ID: 33bb8b

>>21016
It is true, because no woman in the presence of Rudy Mann can remain married to another for longer than 10 seconds.
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No. 24081 ID: c73b9f

Voting team Dapper.
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No. 24108 ID: 6194e1

Voting team D'awww.
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No. 24113 ID: 5ba271

Voting team Drunk.
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No. 24149 ID: 08466a

Team Dapper
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No. 24150 ID: 033b20

A Vote for Drunk
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No. 24219 ID: 457c1e

Drunk.
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No. 24223 ID: 1689ab

Team Dapper ftw
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No. 24593 ID: 15ad29

Team Drunk.

It'll be great. We'll either kill them all or we'll die in a hilarious and drunken way.
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No. 24745 ID: 7507ef

I vote Team Dapper. A prince and a puncher? How can anything compete with that?
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No. 25203 ID: 3f8b0d

>>24108
Changing from D'awww to Drunk since it has no hope.
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No. 25238 ID: bbde90

Fuck yes, Godslayer. Team Drunk.
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No. 25421 ID: fdc826

I would vote for Nemesis, as I am curious as to how Ace would respond to our orders, but, considering the whole "no fucking votes" thing, I'm going for Dapper.

Also, 4 commas in one sentence, motherfuckers.
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No. 27613 ID: fdc826

Unless I'm some form of fucktard, these should be the current standings:

Drunk: ||||||||
Dapper: |||||||||
Nemesis:||||
D'awww: ||||

Also, it's been a week, you son of a bitch.
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No. 27614 ID: fdc826

>>27613

That didn't turn out as well as I thought it would.

Here we go again:

Drunk: 8
Dapper: 9
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 4
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No. 27632 ID: 033b20

>>27614
Recounted
Drunk: 8
Dapper: 9
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 3
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No. 27634 ID: 1f5d37

Votin' for Dapper.
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No. 27638 ID: fdc826

>>27634

Make that

Drunk: 8
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 3
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No. 27649 ID: f4963f

Team Drunk!
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No. 27652 ID: 1689ab

>>27649
Drunk: 9
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 4
D'awww: 3

Can drunk catch up with Dapper?
Hopefully not.
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No. 27656 ID: bde1b8
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27656

I vote Team Nemesis.
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No. 27659 ID: da5997

Voting Drunk
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No. 27661 ID: fdc826

>>27659

Aww, motherfucker.

Drunk: 10
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 5
D'awww: 3

Looks like we got us a tie.

And, uh, I added one for Nemesis.
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No. 27673 ID: 1689ab

Nemisis is the new underdog! Can they make it!?
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No. 27676 ID: ed8d8a

voting daaaw, due to genetic underdog voting imperative
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No. 27680 ID: fdc826

>>27676

I'm surrounded by useless bastards.

Drunk: 10
Dapper: 10
Nemesis: 5
D'awww: 4 (+1)
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No. 27700 ID: bde1b8
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27700

Because they would have if I'd updated this when I meant to. This post is mostly to stop this silly voting thing that is going on.

Special Attack: Seductive Glance.
Allows you to prevent any female from attacking, as well as convincing her to do things she otherwise would not.

Passive Ability: Dapper.
Rudy Mann can not hit a woman.

Special Attack: Outwit -> Outmatch.
Muschio can automatically counterattack whenever he successfully parries a melee attack.

Passive Ability: Pain is a blessing.
The more injured Muschio is, the more focused he becomes on the task at hand.

Each group has two POWER UPS per player, which improve that player's abilities when found. These POWER UPS take the form of something important to them, and are located at the other teams' starting points. Each player has 1 power up, and each team guards two power ups. You guard the ADORABLE INTRUDER and a GIANT BARREL OF ALE. You control Muschio, but Rudy will generally listen to what you say, since you too are a gentleman and he respects that.

You begin in the SOUTH EAST room, so there are doors to the NORTH and the WEST. However this room looks like it actually goes outside.
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No. 27711 ID: 6faa8c

>>27700
Break open the ALE and spill it on the ground, so no one else may drink it.
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No. 27723 ID: fdc826

>>27700

Spill ale, hide adorable intruder inside empty barrel.

Assume defensive positions.
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No. 27724 ID: ed8d8a

>>27700
I.. which.. who.. which one is the ale for?

would team drunk fight internally over the barrel?
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No. 27725 ID: 4b96a7

>>27711

You know BeardBeard won't like that at all and could be guarding Rudy's BITCHES.

DO YOU WANT TO RISK LOSING THE BITCHES? :(
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No. 27727 ID: fdc826

>>27725

I'm in survival mode, motherfucker. Muschio is going to stab them bitches whether Rudy wants to or not.
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No. 27729 ID: ed8d8a

>>27727
you are gonna stab the bunny wives? you ARE evil Muschio
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No. 27730 ID: 4b96a7

>>27727

That's not DAPPER!

That's not DAPPER at all!
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No. 27731 ID: bde1b8
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27731

>Break open the ALE and spill it on the ground, so no one else may drink it.

You do not think your sword will do the trick against the barrel's thick wooden hide, so you ask Rudy Mann to take it out. He seems offended by the concept.

"Destroying another man's alcoholic beverage? The tactic of a coward! No man would truly be safe, in a world where hooligans destroyed their liquor! Alcohol is a sacred substance, to be preserved for those in need! I, Rudy Mann, am a Fair Motherfucker, and I will not destroy another man's drink."
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No. 27733 ID: fdc826

>>27731

Alright, Muschio, Rudy's officially a meatshield/distraction. He's too weak to win.

Still, hide the adorable intruder in a defensible position.
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No. 27747 ID: fdc826

>>27733

But, uh, don't say that first part out loud.
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No. 27753 ID: bde1b8
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27753

>Still, hide the adorable intruder in a defensible position.
Very well.

Now, do we want to defend, or proceed? My compatriot seems to kind to begin with a violent affront, whereas I would much rather make some sort of stratagem previously. This current location lacks strategic defenses, however, so pressing forward for a better location may be the best idea.

Also the room seems to have conveniently redrawn itself. How unexpected.
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No. 27754 ID: fdc826

>>27753

...You know, we could use Deme and the ale as bait for a trap. Could Muschio push the barrel on his own? If not, just lie to Rudy about what you're doing with it.

Anyway, we should probably find a better position before any of that, though. Check the adjacent rooms very carefully.
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No. 27755 ID: fdc826

Damn it, I wish somebody else would start suggesting things. I'd rather not have to take full responsibility for any potential fuck-ups.

Besides, based on the previous response, people don't seem to agree with my particular strategy.
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No. 27757 ID: 6faa8c

>>27753
I'd suggest Rudy and Muschio press forward, taking the INTRUDER with them to use as a hostage.
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No. 27758 ID: 98dab8

See what's behind the doors.
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No. 27762 ID: fdc826

>>27753

By the way, the idea is that the last two surviving quest characters move on, correct? They don't necessarily have to be from the same team?
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No. 27772 ID: f4963f

Head through NORTH door.
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No. 27788 ID: bde1b8
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27788

>>27755
>>27758
I shall check the two adjacent rooms before deciding how to advance, then. This is the room to the East of us. There is someone coming from the far end. Make that two someones.

>>27762
By my understanding of the rules, no, they do not require both survivors to be of the same team.
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No. 27789 ID: bde1b8
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27789

Through this room is a ladder and another door. No one is in here.
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No. 27792 ID: 1afd58

>>27789
PUSH BUTAN
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No. 27798 ID: 6faa8c

>>27789
Remove a rung from the ladder, near the top if you can. That way anyone who uses it from above will fall down.
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No. 27799 ID: 7eda8b

Team Nemesis isn't particularly interested in the booze or the intruder (Though they may choose to hack the latter to bits) so it should be okay to examine the red-cross room. Let's avoid a confrontation with Nemesis for now. Maybe they'll waste themselves on other targets first.
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No. 27805 ID: bde1b8
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27805

>Remove a rung from the ladder, near the top if you can.
A clever ruse! I ask Rudy to take care of this for me, and he does so with gusto.

>PUSH BUTAN
Very well. The monitor has turned on. It appears to be displaying nothing what so ever.
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No. 27806 ID: fdc826

>>27805

Keep an eye (and ear) on each entrance, and make sure nobody sneaks into the first room to jack our booze and captive.

Oh, and if Tav shows up to get the intruder, don't kill him on sight. I really couldn't give half a shit about anybody else, unless they appear cooperative.
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No. 27808 ID: 7eda8b

Point your sword at the monitor and say "Look here! I know you're some ominous watching entity trying to manipulate everything for your personal whim, or whatever other silly agenda you think you have. You will show yourself right now or I will smash this monitor and every camera in this facility!"
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No. 27811 ID: bde1b8
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27811

"Look here! I know you're some ominous watching entity trying to manipulate everything for your personal whim, or whatever other silly agenda you think you have. You will show yourself right now or I will smash this monitor and every camera in this facility!"

A strange word appears on the screen.

I also seem to be hearing a voice from my left. It sounds like a woman. She sounds distressed.
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No. 27814 ID: 1689ab

>>27811
It would be undapper to not help a lady in need. Charge in, wary of any uncouth traps.

Also, Rudy hug Muschie.
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No. 27816 ID: 7eda8b

Look in the direction of the scream without revealing yourselves.
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No. 27829 ID: bde1b8
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27829

I shall peek into the adjacent room to ascertain this new voice.

"No means no, Dong man! I will not be your sidekick!"
"But ma'am, you are so cute! I require a beautiful woman at my side, to keep me standing tall in the ugly face of danger!"
"F-flattery will get you no where!"

She appears to be blushing vehemently.
>Team Last Minute Extras found!
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No. 27832 ID: d5b2d6

Kill both of them
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No. 27833 ID: 1689ab

>>27829
Go inside. Make Dapper proposal. Recruit them into Team Dapper as minions/henchmen/equal-opportunity-partners.

Also, don't forget to introduce yourself.
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No. 27840 ID: e8d8be

RIP AND TEAR!

Then seduce the woman and use her to scout. There are only 2 females so we might as well use our seduce when we can.
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No. 27841 ID: fdc826

>>27829

Become frightened of luminescent pink creature with tail:

>>27818

And, I guess we could attempt to recruit Dongman. I GUESS.

I'd prefer to just stab him, but whatever.
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No. 27844 ID: 98dab8

>>27841
>Become frightened of luminescent pink creature with tail:
I think that's Coralina, bro.
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No. 27845 ID: fdc826

>>27841

Well, use DAPPER on the girl for sure. I just realized who she was.
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No. 27846 ID: cd08c0

>>27829
Ask them if they want to join our party. Have Rudy use his SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER powers on the girl if she resists.
We'll need everyone we can get to take down TEAM NEMESIS. Just look at Ace's TOUGH stat. That's gonna take some real crossover clusterfucking right there.
Tell Dong Man he can use that line if he wants.

Let's go around and build a MASSIVE FUCKING PARTY, because god knows it never gets old drawing nine different characters on screen at once. Then we'll just steamroll the shit out of TEAM NEMESIS.
After they're gone, we can divide and get rid of anyone we don't like.

It'll be like our own miniature empire, with all kinds of freaks and weirdos. Every VILLAIN needs minions, Muschio!
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No. 27849 ID: fdc826

>>27844

I was referring to the quote-link-thing in the middle of the post.
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No. 27851 ID: fdc826

Also, this:

>>27846

Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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No. 27858 ID: 7eda8b

>>27829
Have Rudy take his shirt off and use Seductive Glance, disabling and hopefully wifing Coralina. This will simultaneously cause Dong Man to be overcome with envy and mysterious, frightening attraction. In the face of such confusion, his confidence will be shaken and he will be forced to flee or be easily dispatched in his weakened state.
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No. 27866 ID: 458d32

>>27829
Hey Muschio, do you still have the Orb? That girl has one too. I want to see what happens if they touch. I think we might explode.
>>
No. 27916 ID: bde1b8
File 125003370088.gif - (621.46KB , 702x400 , 8.gif )
27916

>Seduce Coralina
Rudy Mann uses Seductive Glance!
"Madam, my name is Rudy Mann, and I am a suave motherfucker. Would you like to join my noble cause?"
"W-w-what? I, um... yes, p-p-please."

Dongman is not amused.
>animation!
>>
No. 27924 ID: 6d4c58

>>27916
Apologies to Dong man and offer to form a team made of utter manliness.
>>
No. 27926 ID: cd08c0

>>27916
Ask Dongman if he would like to join the party.
We are going to search for INDIVIDUALS OF JUSTICE. We may find additional COMELY WENCHES in the course of our journey, and his MIGHTY DONG POWERS would be much appreciated.
If he refuses, punch him. In the dong.
>>
No. 27929 ID: bde1b8
File 125003481213.png - (73.39KB , 600x400 , 9.png )
27929

"Excuse me, sir, but that dame clutching you ever so tightly is my sidekick, and I need her gentle caress to keep me going in the thick of evil's tightened bowels. I ask that you give her release, that she may come together with me."

>Control has been switched to RUDY momentarily, because Muschio telling Rudy how to deal with his woman problems makes little sense to me.
>>
No. 27933 ID: 6faa8c

>>27929

"I challenge you to a test of MANLINESS for this fine young lady. We shall punch one another's fist until one of us surrenders."
>>
No. 27934 ID: cd08c0

>>27929
"I have a better idea. This woman is clearly smitten with me. You may accompany me and attempt to woo her at your leisure. Should she become receptive to your advances at any point, you may leave with my blessing. Until that time, however, I would ask that you assist me in MOLESTING EVIL."
>>
No. 27935 ID: 6d4c58

>>27929
Explain he can't help it, but would be happy to assist you in finding an alternative.
>>
No. 27936 ID: bd2eec

>>27929
"This lovely lady has given you your answer, my good man. She does not wish to be your sidekick. Calling her such is just a show of denial on your part. However, before you get hot under the collar because of that little comment, show you are a true gentleman. Join us and be her escort until this whole thing is over and done with. And by escort, I mean the protective sorts."
>>
No. 27940 ID: bde1b8
File 125003615751.png - (65.95KB , 600x400 , 10.png )
27940

>"I have a better idea. This woman is clearly smitten with me. You may accompany me and attempt to woo her at your leisure. Should she become receptive to your advances at any point, you may leave with my blessing. Until that time, however, I would ask that you assist me in MOLESTING EVIL. Join us and be her escort until this whole thing is over and done with. And by escort, I mean the protective sorts."
"HMMM... I DO enjoy molesting evil... Very well! My mighty lance shall assist your masculine charms, and we shall thrust our way towards victory!"

Dongman attempts to POSE AS A TEAM. By himself. Muschio is not amused.

>Control has returned to Muschio
>Team Extras has joined Team Dapper!
>Team Drunk has joined Team D'awww!
>>
No. 27941 ID: 1689ab

>>27940
Get in on that posing dude. TEAM MEGA-DAPER GO!
>>
No. 27944 ID: 6faa8c

>>27940
>Team Drunk has joined Team D'awww!

O SNAP
>>
No. 27950 ID: bd2eec

>>27944
Now all we gotta do is convince Team Drunken D'awww to join us.

THEN ITS TEAM STEAMROLL UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>
No. 27952 ID: 1312dc

I wonder how that happened. Maybe Kara got it on with Fluffy.
>>
No. 27953 ID: fdc826

>>27944

Doesn't mean we can't temporarily join together to kill Nemesis, though.

...Wait a second, who's watching the booze and the prisoner?
>>
No. 27955 ID: 1312dc

>>27953
And what were these two guarding?
>>
No. 27957 ID: fdc826

>>27955

Ask them, considering they're not hostile, at least not for now.

Then go check on the booze and the intruder. I have a feeling we'll find Drunken D'awww there.
>>
No. 27958 ID: 1689ab

>>27953
Wait... we didnt barracade behind us? What were we thinking?
>>
No. 27964 ID: fdc826

>>27958

We didn't really have anything to barricade with.

And hey, I wasn't the one who suggested we leave our defensive post to converse with cyclops girl and that guy with an exclamation point on his dick.
>>
No. 27969 ID: bde1b8
File 125003810419.png - (94.00KB , 600x400 , 11.png )
27969

>Get in on that posing dude.
...Very well.

Also there is long thin knife here, as well as the Orb of Infinite Psyche, my own power up.

"Hey Ace, look what I got?"

...It appears we have two guests.

>Pete has found his power up! Reka has found her power up! Fluffy has found his power up!
>>
No. 27970 ID: 1689ab

Oh shit. This isnt looking good.
Quickly Team Super-Daper! To battle!
BATTLE CRY: TAKE NO SHIT!
>>
No. 27971 ID: cd08c0

>>27969
Now is not the time to fight! It's not DRAMATIC ENOUGH. Have Rudy Mann PUNCH THE CEILING to create a blockade of rubble! Then we will escape to find Team Drunken D'awww!
>>
No. 27973 ID: 1f5d37

Get our fucking orb, too.
>>
No. 27978 ID: 1689ab

>>27971
Yes! I change my vote to this.
>>
No. 27981 ID: 98dab8

RUDY MANN PUNCH ACE IN FACE
MUSCHIO KILL PETE WITH SWORD
DONGMAN BE READY WITH THAT EXPLOSION THING, BUT DON'T LET IT OFF UNLESS ALL IS LOST.
>>
No. 27984 ID: fdc826

>>27981

They both have high toughness, and passive abilities such as "Unstoppable" and "No Pain".

Please, just grab us (the Orb), and get the flying fuck out of there. We need to join up with Drunken D'awww, especially since they've found a couple of power ups.

...Unless we're talking to Pete now. In that case, THROW THE BALL AT THE GUY WITH THE WEIRD NOSE, PETE! And I don't mean Ace!
>>
No. 27987 ID: bde1b8
File 125004014639.gif - (40.38KB , 600x400 , 12.gif )
27987

>Collapse the ceiling, that we may make our escape!
"Stand back, everyone."
Rudy attempts CEILING UPPERCUT!

>animooted!
>>
No. 27988 ID: bde1b8
File 125004018275.png - (57.49KB , 600x400 , 13.png )
27988

...

There is no ceiling to speak of here in this white space. I... I do not know when he is coming back down.
>>
No. 27989 ID: cd08c0

>>27988
... RUN.
>>
No. 27990 ID: 1f5d37

>>27988
SEMINAL BLAST!
>>
No. 27991 ID: e8d8be

FLEE HOLY SHIT HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE!
>>
No. 27993 ID: 1f5d37

Dongman shot a fucking beam into outer space. I bet he can hurt these fags.
>>
No. 27995 ID: a3b36a

There IS a ceiling. He WILL find it. He WILL punch the EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF IT!
>>
No. 27998 ID: 7eda8b

Feed Coralina an appropriate Mannikin to summon something useful and possibly referential.
>>
No. 28002 ID: fdc826

Get Coralina to quickly conjure a squid with projectile ink to squirt in our Nemeses' eyes. Unconjurify it so she's not blind, then fucking run.
>>
No. 28006 ID: 98dab8

MUSCHIO AND CORALINA GET BEHIND DONGMAN AND DONGMAN USE SEMINAL SHOT. MUSCHIO KILL ANY SURVIVOORS.
>>
No. 28007 ID: f12a87

summon a SNAKEBEE
>>
No. 28010 ID: fdc826

>>28006

I'm going to go ahead and assume that Dongman will need his power-up before he gets to use his seminal shot.

If that's the case, I'm sticking by my squid-conjuring idea. If not, seminal shot the shit out of them.
>>
No. 28014 ID: bde1b8
File 125004274193.png - (57.92KB , 600x400 , 14.png )
28014

>>27990
>>27993
Dongman thrusts into action, his powerful loins tingling with justice!
>>
No. 28015 ID: bde1b8
File 125004286920.png - (53.16KB , 600x400 , 15.png )
28015

He thrusts forward, his loins throbbing with his manly energy. He works himself to full emission!
>>
No. 28016 ID: bde1b8
File 125004289945.png - (75.37KB , 600x400 , 16.png )
28016

SEMINAL BLAST!
>>
No. 28017 ID: cd08c0

>>28016
DODGING. OUR ONLY WEAKNESS.
>>
No. 28019 ID: da5997

CORALINA!

SUMMON OWLBEAR TO FIGHT PETE
>>
No. 28020 ID: 728150

>>28016
Fffff, now we're gunna lose him! He'll probably go to sleep after blowing a huge load like that!
>>
No. 28021 ID: fdc826

>>28016

Run while they tear Dongman apart.
>>
No. 28025 ID: 7eda8b

Give Coralina a Mannikin of something funny and referential but also useful. Surprise us.
>>
No. 28026 ID: bde1b8
File 125004379925.png - (56.57KB , 600x400 , 17.png )
28026

Out of some strange sense of commitment, Coralina summons an Owlbear to defend Dongman!

Muschio finds this an excellent time to RUN.

Dongman is feeling very DIZZY and TIRED. He will probably pass out sometime within the next three posts.
>>
No. 28027 ID: 7eda8b

Owlbear: Yell "I'M COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!"
>>
No. 28029 ID: 728150

>>28026
Quick! Do something to get Dongman excited enough for round two before he passes out!
>>
No. 28030 ID: 5ba271

>>28026
Yell out for Coralina to run.
>>
No. 28032 ID: 06a38b

Has Rudy pierced the heavens yet?
>>
No. 28034 ID: 694de5

>>28026
Coralina, if the Owlbear gets hurt, try to conjure a dragon large enough to grab Dongman and ride out of reach.
>>
No. 28035 ID: fdc826

>>28026

Get Dongman out of there, using the beast as a distraction. If you can get a safe distance away and barricade a door, then unsummon it so she doesn't lose her eye.
>>
No. 28036 ID: fdc826

>>28026

Who the hell is in possession of the Orb right now, anyway?
>>
No. 28038 ID: fdc826

>>28026

...and look around for Ace, too. I didn't see him dodge the shot, but he can be a sneaky bastard.
>>
No. 28040 ID: 06a38b

>>28038
I don't think he dodged it due to having 1 agility. Probably didn't do much though.
>>
No. 28041 ID: fdc826

>>28040

In any case, we didn't get an elimination message for him.

...I hope Muschio's not getting Aceraped right now.
>>
No. 28042 ID: bde1b8
File 125004481725.png - (71.01KB , 600x400 , 17.png )
28042

>>28034
>>28035
Grand ideas! I shall dispel him after his first post, then use a dragon to get us out of-
>>
No. 28043 ID: bde1b8
File 125004483987.png - (70.13KB , 600x400 , 18.png )
28043

AGH MY EYE
>>
No. 28044 ID: 06a38b

>>28043
ANY TIME NOW RUDY
>>
No. 28047 ID: 1689ab

Rudy! This guy is giving you shit! TAKE NO SHIT RUDY! TAKE HIM DOWN!
>>
No. 28048 ID: fdc826

>>28042

I saw that, you small, unrecognizable background man.

>>28043

Oh, shit. We've got a blind chick and a superhero who's about to pass out, all several feet from a knife-wielding psychopath. Unless Rudy, Muschio or Team Drunken D'awww feel like helping out, those two are boned.
>>
No. 28051 ID: e8d8be

Well the Extra team didn't last long. And now we are all alone.
>>
No. 28053 ID: 694de5

>>28043
Just run to your right. Whitespace has few edges.
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No. 28054 ID: bde1b8
File 125004562124.png - (54.42KB , 600x400 , 19.png )
28054

Temporary burnout. I'll be blind for a minute.

...I don't expect to last that long.
>>
No. 28056 ID: fdc826

>>28054
Just run. Doesn't matter where, just long enough for Rudy and/or your eyesight to return.

Also, holy shit, Dongman took his arm off.
>>
No. 28057 ID: 476456

Throw yourself to the ground roll as hard as you can.
>>
No. 28060 ID: 45afb1

>>28054
Well fuck. It looks like we DIDN'T kill Ace. Oh well, time to run faster and/or die horribly.
>>
No. 28061 ID: c42be6

Rudy: Finish looping around the void by hitting Pete with the uppercut.
>>
No. 28062 ID: 694de5

>>28054
I don't suppose you can summon anything right now? Godspeed.
>>
No. 28063 ID: da5997

>28054

Drop to the ground, roll in a circle, use the blood from your eye as the circle.

Seal Pete's ass.
>>
No. 28064 ID: 06a38b

>>28054
Looks like we disarmed Ace.
>>
No. 28065 ID: 98dab8

>>28064
dohohohoho
>>
No. 28067 ID: cd08c0

>>28054
RUN GOD DAMNIT. HE'LL GO FOR DONGMAN.
Turn around and start running in the opposite direction. Scream a lot. Maybe... maybe Beardbeard will save you?!
>>
No. 28068 ID: fdc826

>>28064
http://instantrimshot.com/

And, honestly, the seal is a terrible idea. Don't those things have to be drawn carefully out of saltpeter or something?

And, Coralina, don't be scared or anything. It'll be just like going to sleep. While being chopped to pieces, though. Actually, that's terrifying. Run and scream while flailing your arms.
>>
No. 28072 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy: Your foolishness is about to result in the death of a woman you have placed under your protection. Is that what you want? Is that what you stand for? Is that what Rudy Mann stands for?

Abort Punch Ceiling: Interrupted by Distressed Damsel.
>>
No. 28073 ID: e8d8be

>>28063

DO IT!
>>
No. 28075 ID: bde1b8
File 125004624914.png - (61.03KB , 600x400 , 20.png )
28075

>And now we are all alone.
>Activate special ability: Outwit!
...A valid point. I do not wish to lack minions, so I have returned to see them through this day.

Coralina takes this moment to RUN. I wish her luck.
>>
No. 28077 ID: 06a38b

>>28075
Try to inflict a bleeding wound....to his groin.
>>
No. 28078 ID: 82167e

>>28064
Would you say 'e's pretty 'armless now?
>>
No. 28080 ID: 7eda8b

>>28075
Contine Outwit -> Outmatch. Counterattack.
>>
No. 28081 ID: fdc826

>>28075

Time to Outmatch.

And make sure he doesn't get back up.
>>
No. 28082 ID: 06a38b

>>28081
Maybe we could do a demonic ritual using him as the sacrifice to bring Rudy back if we manage to kill him.
>>
No. 28084 ID: cd08c0

>>28075
Concentrate on blocking!
Yell at Dongman to run to somewhere safe where he can pass out. It's too dangerous here. If he does pass out while still in danger, he's pretty much a loss. We have no way of waking him, and he's too big to carry.
We can't possibly fight Pete and Ace by ourselves. The only thing we can do is buy time. Try to hang in there as long as you can, for Coralina and Dongman both. But if it gets too dangerous, run. After all, you're the one holding the orb... Master Muschio!
>>
No. 28085 ID: bde1b8
File 125004724521.png - (80.15KB , 600x400 , 21.png )
28085

>Special ability: Outmatch.

>Try to inflict a bleeding wound....to his groin.
I will stab him wherever my blade may land.

But you can be sure he will bleed.
>>
No. 28086 ID: 06a38b

>>28085
Withdraw while moving to block.
>>
No. 28087 ID: bde1b8
File 125004731546.png - (63.58KB , 600x400 , 22.png )
28087

>And make sure he doesn't get back up.

Muschio Malto does not do things halfway.
>>
No. 28090 ID: 06a38b

>>28087
Cut off his arms anyway.
>>
No. 28091 ID: fdc826

>>28087

That's really damned cool, but watch out for that one-armed son of a bitch wandering around.
>>
No. 28092 ID: cd08c0

>>28087
Holy fuck, you are awesome, Muschio. Truly worthy to be in charge of Rudy Mann.
Why do we always forget how awesome you are?
...
Uh. What's Ace doing now?
>>
No. 28093 ID: 98dab8

>>28085
Is he dead? If so, time to withdraw. Take Dongman with you if possible. If he yet lives, part his head from his shoulders. And then withdraw.
>>
No. 28094 ID: 476456

He's not out yet, turn and face him.
>>
No. 28095 ID: 7eda8b

Back off before he can pull some last-ounce-of-strength crap. Watch out for the tall and now one-armed guy.

Coralina: Regain eyesight. Locate pajamas with Muschio on them as proof of loyalty.
>>
No. 28097 ID: fdc826

>>28087

...

Hey, I haven't read the quest Pete's in, so is there anything in particular about him that would be important to know? Like the ability to live through a horrific stabbing?
>>
No. 28100 ID: bde1b8
File 125004784037.png - (68.71KB , 600x400 , 23.png )
28100

>>28091
What one armed... Oh dear.

>>28097
He has survived a bullet to the head~
>>
No. 28101 ID: 06a38b

>>28100
FEINT FEINT FEINT FEINT FEINT
>>
No. 28102 ID: 033b20

>>28100
Yesss GO ACE
>>
No. 28103 ID: cd08c0

>>28100
ACE IS REALLY SLOW. DODGE AND RUN AWAY.
>>
No. 28104 ID: 45afb1

>>28100
Um... according to the quest he was in, this guy is unstoppable. Possible options include: Die or Run

I think the appropriate action is self explanatory.
>>
No. 28105 ID: 033b20

>>28104
see
>>20507
>Passive Ability: Unstoppable
>>
No. 28106 ID: 7eda8b

Chop off his other arm.
>>
No. 28107 ID: 06a38b

Do not use long sword strikes or try to stab. It will give him a free hit, which will kill you.
>>
No. 28108 ID: fdc826

>>28104

Well, whatever method he was using in RQ to regenerate probably can't be reached here, so we may just need to tear him apart, piece by piece.

Oh, and, Muschio, FUCKING RUN! If he was too slow for that herbivorous bunny girl, then he's too slow for you.
>>
No. 28109 ID: fdc826

Also, locate Kara. Ranged weapons are the way to go against something like Ace, and she's got a goddamn shotgun.
>>
No. 28111 ID: bde1b8
File 125004848984.png - (68.63KB , 600x400 , 24.png )
28111

>>28101
I dodge, and take this moment to inflict some pain upon him. Hopefully this will give me the moment I need to flee proper.
>>
No. 28112 ID: bde1b8
File 125004854487.png - (59.69KB , 600x400 , 25.png )
28112

>Do not use long sword strikes or try to stab. It will give him a free hit, which will kill you.

...Ouch.
>>
No. 28113 ID: 476456

Yell to the dwarf that he can have all your beer if he helps you.
>>
No. 28114 ID: 06a38b

>>28111
Do not go anywhere near that dwarf.
>>
No. 28115 ID: cd08c0

>>28112
SEE THAT DORF. YELL FOR HIS AID.
YOU ARE THE MIGHTY MUSCHIO. AND WILL PAY IN BEER.
>>
No. 28117 ID: 7eda8b

Coralina: Regain eyesight. Start recognizing people from your pajamas. Become wierded out.
>>
No. 28118 ID: 82167e

>>28112
>Passive Ability: Pain is a blessing.
Roll away from Ace, parrying and countering every single blow coming your way, and pick up the Orb. Then proceed to go finish Pete off as Rudy Mann flattens the motherfucker in a dapper manner upon reentry.
>>
No. 28119 ID: fdc826

>>28112

Unless Ace decides to step on you, he'll probably need to lift his remaining arm to finish you. So you may not need the dwarf's help, if you can roll out and escape.

Otherwise, bribe dwarf with alcohol.
>>
No. 28120 ID: 06a38b

>>28116
Ace is unstoppable. You can't block his attacks.
>>
No. 28121 ID: f44349

>>28112
Oh lord.
Beardbeard is here.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR AN EXPEDITIOUS RETREAT. WITHOUT RUDY WE HAVE NOTHING THAT CAN STOP BEARDBEARD.

Quick! Yell something about Ace hiding all the alcohol and FLEEE!
>>
No. 28122 ID: 06a38b

>>28119
If we roll away, hack his leg off, but don't get crushed by him.
>>
No. 28123 ID: 82167e

>>28120
Then do this: >>28115 and retrieve the Orb when the dwarf and/or Rudy distracts Ace.
>>
No. 28124 ID: 06a38b

>>28122
In case you don't know geometry, this means slash upward from his front or downward from his back.
>>
No. 28126 ID: 1689ab

Yell at beardbeard that we know the location of much delicious alcohol! We will tell him if he helps us!
>>
No. 28130 ID: fdc826

When Coralina recovers, could she conjure some sort of creature that shits gunpowder?

I've got a plan to defeat Beardbeard. Well, unless he's immune to goddamn explosions.
>>
No. 28131 ID: 06a38b

>>28130
Beardbeard exploded the sun on himself.
>>
No. 28132 ID: bde1b8
File 125004983951.png - (69.94KB , 600x400 , 26.png )
28132

>DODGE MUSCHIO DODGE.

>Pain is a blessing activated.
Its right... there. RIGHT THERE, MUSCHIO.


Pain is weakness. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Without pain, I cannot be alive. Without pain, one cannot move forward. Without pain, you can not push your boundaries. Without pain, you can not push yourself farther than you have ever gone before. Without pain, I can not move forward. I can not move forward.

I am Muschio Motherfucking Malto. And I need to move forward.
>>
No. 28133 ID: 6faa8c

>>28132
GO GO GO
>>
No. 28134 ID: bde1b8
File 125004995386.png - (45.92KB , 600x400 , 27.png )
28134

...Did I just say motherfucking? That cat is getting to me. But no matter.

>Muschio has retrieved his power up!
>>
No. 28135 ID: 06a38b

>>28134
Gain some distance from him.
>>
No. 28136 ID: bde1b8
File 125005005528.png - (80.27KB , 600x400 , 28.png )
28136

For I am Muschio Malto.

I am the Devil Incarnate.

And nothing will stop me now.

>Powerup ability: DEVIL HIMSELF: Muschio has greater pain tolerance, as well as increased speed and strength.
>>
No. 28137 ID: 45afb1

>>28134
Muschio Malto, one suave motherfucker.
>>
No. 28138 ID: cd08c0

>>28136
Boss! It's so good to see you! We... we missed you...
Let's go fuck shit up!
>>
No. 28139 ID: 06a38b

>>28136
So team dapper is also team demonic side?
>>
No. 28140 ID: fdc826

>>28136
Sweeeeeet.

Sever Ace's head from his shoulders. That should drop him quickly.

Then turn your attention on the short, hairy bastard in the doorway. I want to see if Godslayer can deal with the Devil.
>>
No. 28141 ID: fdc826

>>28140

Okay, I admit I said that last part just because it sounded really cool. If Muschio's still not strong enough to take on Beardbeard, then please don't do that.
>>
No. 28142 ID: 98dab8

Decapitate Ace and leave.

Also:
>>28134
>>28111
Muschio's training is in fencing styles, not Star Wars slashes...
>>
No. 28143 ID: 06a38b

>>28136
Sever his other arm then carve out his heart.
>>
No. 28145 ID: 98dab8

>>28140
I'm pretty sure Muschio in this form totally can take on the dwarf. But not entirely sure, so we might want to wait until Rudy finds a ceiling.
>>
No. 28146 ID: cd08c0

>>28141
I still say we should call for Beardbeard's aid. Guy is psychotically powerful, but manipulation is easy. We just have to get on his "Friends" list, and he'll charge through hell to save us.
Offer him the beer.
>>
No. 28147 ID: bde1b8
File 125005088913.png - (30.23KB , 600x400 , 29.png )
28147

>>28142
This one >>28134
was not a slash. He just picked up his sword as he got up.

Also whitespace has nothing black; what did you think those two white spots were. Srsly guys.
>>
No. 28148 ID: 06a38b

>>28147
Emphasis of his evil eyes maybe?
>>
No. 28149 ID: 06a38b

>>28147
Fall to the ground.
>>
No. 28150 ID: 7eda8b

Spit blood out of your mouth, and say "If you kill me, you'll never know where the beer is!"
>>
No. 28151 ID: fdc826

>>28147

Use your devil powers to jump really high.

Bonus points if you do a backflip.
>>
No. 28152 ID: cd08c0

>>28147 >>28151
BE A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER. LEARN FROM THE MIBS.
JUMP INTO THE AIR, AND ROLL INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK.
>>
No. 28153 ID: 06a38b

IS RUDY DONE DICKING AROUND YET?
>>
No. 28154 ID: bde1b8
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28154

>Muschio! Dive down!
No need, for it knocked me aside. Ow my back...

Kara continues her rampage!

>Ace activates SUNDERING CLAW.
>Kara canceled Annihilate Whitespace With Truck: Interrupted by ACE.
>>
No. 28156 ID: fdc826

>>28154

Something tells me Kara's screwed.

Be prepared to salvage the gun.
>>
No. 28157 ID: 7eda8b

Grab Fluffy's scarf. Pull him to the ground. Stick a sword in him. Then immediately grab Coralina and run away. Hopefully DongMan will be mistaken for dead. He's much too large to be transported.
>>
No. 28160 ID: fdc826

>>28146

Remember, though, that if we make Beardbeard an ally, he could stab us in the back when he finds out that there can only be two survivors.

And that would be a hell of a backstab.
>>
No. 28161 ID: cd08c0

>>28154
Yell at Kara that melee is useless against Ace! She needs to use ranged attacks!
Ask Fluffy to Mimic Ace!
Also, reiterate that you have beer?!
>>
No. 28162 ID: 06a38b

>>28157
Isn't Coralina already running away?
>>
No. 28163 ID: 7eda8b

>>28162
She's got no functioning eyes at the moment.

At the very least, grab her hand so she can run along behind you. Like in Ico.
>>
No. 28167 ID: fdc826

>>28161

Honestly, I think we just need to let them die.

You know, less competition. With this "There can only be two!" bullshit, we would end up having to cull a few allies anyway.
>>
No. 28171 ID: 1689ab

>>28167
Is that any kind of attitude to have? We shall leave no man behind, good sir. They put our faith in us and we're going to bring them out of this on top. That is what seperates us from the rest of these ruffians. If we all survive, we will simply ignore this "only 2 crap" you speak of and refuse to turn on eachother. Lets see how the gods handle that, aye? WE SHALL BE A PARTY TO THEIR GAMES NO MORE!
>>
No. 28172 ID: bde1b8
File 125005265459.png - (75.91KB , 600x400 , 30.png )
28172

>Grab Fluffy's scarf.
It appears to be a long braid.

>Pull him to the ground.
It seems he did that himself. They bailed out when ace tossed the truck.

>Stick a sword in him.
Very well.

>Honestly, I think we just need to let them die. You know, less competition. With this "There can only be two!" bullshit, we would end up having to cull a few allies anyway.

My thoughts exactly. There will be a bloodbath this day.
>>
No. 28173 ID: 06a38b

>>28172
I TOLD YOU TO FINISH PETE
>>
No. 28174 ID: 7eda8b

Kill Fluffy NOW. Then run away IMMEDIATELY after.

I still think you need to save Coralina if she is still in danger. (Uncertain if she regained her sight and escaped) She can summon meat shields for you, but seems vulnerable to a sword in the head if it comes to that.
>>
No. 28175 ID: 06a38b

Shouldn't Beardbeard have walked over here by now?
>>
No. 28176 ID: cd08c0

>>28172
Master Muschio, as much as I appreciate the idea of "There can be only two", Pete and Ace are both still moving. Shouldn't we sic as many people on THEM before we start killing people?
We can brutally slaughter everyone after, when they've expended their energy fighting TEAM NEMESIS, while we're still fresh and able.
And if they die in the ATTEMPT, so much the better.
It's resource management, Muschio!
>>
No. 28177 ID: 06a38b

>>28176
The current body count is 0. We are waaaaay behind our quota.
>>
No. 28180 ID: 06a38b

If their head isn't separated from their body, they aren't dead enough. Remember this, it will save your life.
>>
No. 28181 ID: 5ba271

>>28172
Ace and Pete are bar far the biggest threats! Killing Fluffy would anger his friends, and his friends would make damn good meatshields if they were your allies. The others can be killed stealthily later, subterfuge won't work on Ace or Pete!
>>
No. 28183 ID: fdc826

>>28172

Hey, will Muschio's Devil-mode ever run out? If so, we might want to go ahead and decapitate some of the heavy-hitters while we still can.

Examples would be Pete, Ace, Beardbeard, or even Rudy. Though we might want to leave one of team Nemesis alive, if only to sew discord.
>>
No. 28184 ID: bda9c5

>>28174
Skipping the "Kill Fluffy" step might be more prudent. Leaving these two to Team Nemesis will provide excellent cover for an escape. Regardless of the outcome of the fight, the winning side will sustain some damage, leaving them as (hopefully) easy pickings. Or at least easier than getting involved in a brawl with those two brutes still there, should we fail to kill Fluffy.
>>
No. 28185 ID: 06a38b

Fuck this, we've been escaping for 7 posts. Just run away already.
>>
No. 28186 ID: bde1b8
File 125005368564.png - (82.98KB , 600x400 , 31.png )
28186

>I TOLD YOU TO FINISH PETE
Ace got in the way.

>Kill Fluffy NOW. Then run away IMMEDIATELY after.
An excellent idea.

>I still think you need to save Coralina if she is still in danger. (Uncertain if she regained her sight and escaped) She can summon meat shields for you, but seems vulnerable to a sword in the head if it comes to that.

I do not see her. I assume she stumbled out of Whitespace.

>The current body count is 0. We are waaaaay behind our quota.
Far too behind for my own liking.
>>
No. 28187 ID: 06a38b

>>28186
I don't think that killed him.
>>
No. 28188 ID: fdc826

>>28186

...Where the hell is Tav, anyway?

He's not about to put a spike through our head for killing his teammate, is he?

Maybe we should wait a moment.
>>
No. 28189 ID: bde1b8
File 125005388345.png - (83.13KB , 600x400 , 32.png )
28189

>If their head isn't separated from their body, they aren't dead enough.
Very well.

>Fluffy has been eliminated.
>>
No. 28190 ID: 7eda8b

Great. Now skedaddle while Team Drunk fights Team Nemesis.
>>
No. 28191 ID: fdc826

>>28188

Nevermind, he's dead.

Prepare for guide-rod-through-chest, though.
>>
No. 28192 ID: bde1b8
File 125005394341.png - (50.34KB , 600x400 , 32.png )
28192

And now I make my retreat.
>>
No. 28193 ID: 98dab8

Hopefully, the softening up we did will allow Beardbeard to eliminate Ace.
>>
No. 28194 ID: 06a38b

>>28189
Good, for a second there, I thought we were going to shank and run.
>>
No. 28195 ID: 7eda8b

If you see Coralina, head in her direction. If you don't, retreat for the nearest exit. If the exits are equidistant, head for the place we came from, so we can check up on the status of the ADORABLE INTRUDER and GIANT KEG.
>>
No. 28196 ID: 033b20

>>28193
We just got half of BeardBeards team killed.
If anything he will be pissed at us.
>>
No. 28197 ID: 06a38b

>>28196
Kara is the only other person on BB's team and she's still alive.
>>
No. 28198 ID: 06a38b

>>28191
Where does it say he's dead?
>>
No. 28200 ID: fdc826

>>28198

I meant Fluffy. Tav's still nowhere to be found.

By the way, who are you guys trying to get through this alive?

I'm rooting for Muschio and Tav, personally. Though, we just killed half of Tav's team, so we might want to refrain from mentioning that if we find him.
>>
No. 28201 ID: 033b20

>>28200
BeardBeard and Ace here.
>>
No. 28202 ID: bde1b8
File 125005466219.png - (52.58KB , 600x400 , 33.png )
28202

>Prepare for guide-rod-through-chest, though.
Prepare for wha- MOTHER FUCKER.

Excuse my language, but this stings very very much.
>>
No. 28203 ID: 06a38b

>>28202
Get away before he strikes.
>>
No. 28204 ID: fdc826

>>28202

Woo! I so called tha-

Wait, shit!

Yank that thing out, quick!
>>
No. 28205 ID: bda9c5

>>28202
If you think that hurts, you're in for quite a shock.
>>
No. 28206 ID: 1689ab

>>28202
Alright! Who threw that? FESS UP!
>>
No. 28208 ID: 98dab8

>>28202
Turn around and KILL THAT FUCKER!
>>
No. 28209 ID: fdc826

>>28208

He's probably at least a good 20 feet away.

I think Muschio's goose is officially cooked.
>>
No. 28210 ID: 98dab8

>>28209
Then charge. Simple solutions to simple problems.
>>
No. 28211 ID: fdc826

>>28210

Depending on the distance, he could still probably get another shot on Muschio before he closed to melee range.

Better idea: Find cover, and quick.
>>
No. 28216 ID: f4963f

>>28211
... in whitespace.

How close are we to the door?

And if that rod has any nasty side effects, we want that removed as quickly as possible, boss.

PAIN IS YOUR STRENGTH. Remember that.
>>
No. 28218 ID: fdc826

>>28216

Good point. There's almost nowhere to hide out here.

Is Fluffy's corpse near enough to dive behind, then carry like a meatshield?
>>
No. 28220 ID: 98dab8

>>28211
I think we're still in whitespace, which means we have a better chance of bisecting our assailant than of finding cover.

Note that even if Muschio gets hit by lightning, in his Powered-up form he'll probably be fine.
>>
No. 28223 ID: fdc826

>>28220

Also note that I'm trying to keep the guy on the other side of the lightning cannon alive too;

>>28200

Suggest what you want, but I'm trying to get Muschio to pull the rod out and get out of the line of fire.
>>
No. 28227 ID: bde1b8
File 125005663164.gif - (230.28KB , 600x400 , 34.gif )
28227

"Alright, who threw that? Fess up!" I shout.

An armored warrior fires a bolt of lightning. "I did." it responds.

>animatatered
>>
No. 28229 ID: f4963f

Forget counterattacks, Boss. Run for your goddamn life!

Preferrably out of the room. I don't know what kind of range that thing has, but we'd really like a wall between us and him.
>>
No. 28230 ID: fdc826

>>28227

Oh. Shit.

Uh, just get Tav to pick up the Orb, I guess.
>>
No. 28232 ID: fdc826

>>28227

He is dead, right?

I didn't see an elimination message.
>>
No. 28233 ID: 06a38b

>>28232
If you have to ask, then no.
>>
No. 28236 ID: fdc826

>>28233

Good point.

Either way, we'll see in a moment here.
>>
No. 28240 ID: bde1b8
File 125005817512.gif - (218.07KB , 600x400 , 35.gif )
28240

I take this advantageous moment to take in my surroundings.

Tav is approaching me, drawing a knife. Likely to finish me off.

Kara, Beardbeard, and Pete are all engaged in a grand brawl. I do not expect Pete to last much longer, but he might take one of them with him.

Ace is stalking towards the downed Dongman.

Carolina is nowhere to be seen. She must have stumbled out.

The ground is rumbling.

And every pore of my skin is screaming in unbearable agony.
>>
No. 28242 ID: bde1b8
File 12500582662.png - (68.20KB , 600x400 , 36.png )
28242

>That last post was animated

What could possibly be causing that rumbling?
>>
No. 28243 ID: 6faa8c

>>28240
GAIN FOCUS

STAB TAV AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT IN A VITAL AREA.
>>
No. 28244 ID: 96945d

>>28240
GET THE FUCK OUT OF WHITE SPACE
GO FOR THE DOOR
HE HIT THE CEILING
>>
No. 28245 ID: bde1b8
File 12500582981.png - (66.54KB , 600x400 , 37.png )
28245

>>
No. 28246 ID: bde1b8
File 125005833688.png - (107.13KB , 600x400 , 38.png )
28246

>>
No. 28247 ID: bde1b8
File 125005835857.png - (100.70KB , 600x400 , 39.png )
28247

"...I got it."
>>
No. 28248 ID: 6faa8c

>>28246
>>28247
FFFFFFFFFFUCK.

I CHANGE MY SUGGESTION TO: GET THE FUCK OUT WITHOUT ALERTING ANYONE OF THE MM MOON
>>
No. 28249 ID: fdc826

>>28240

Try disarming him. Maybe explaining shit. Put that charisma to work.

A sniper would be quite useful.
>>
No. 28250 ID: fdc826

>>28249

Scratch that.

Run like hell.
>>
No. 28252 ID: 7dcac7

Goddamn, Rudy, you smooth motherfucker
>>
No. 28254 ID: 06a38b

>>28247
That definitely wasn't 72 hours.
>>
No. 28255 ID: 06a38b

We should probably leave now.
>>
No. 28256 ID: 96945d

>>28247
One small problem, Muschio. Kara is in the way.
He can't hit a woman.
We must either pull her out through the door, or hope Rudy doesn't see her and save them two, with you getting boned in the process, boss.
>>
No. 28258 ID: cd08c0

>>28247
... MUSCHIO. SAVE KARA.
Rudy will stop the moon if Kara is in danger, because he can not hit a woman. Therefore, WE MUST SAVE KARA, IN ORDER TO KILL EVERYONE ELSE.
SAVE KARA. USE YOUR PAIN TO SAVE HER.
>>
No. 28259 ID: 033b20

>>28258
Or you know, Kill her first and then he wont have a girl to not hit.
>>
No. 28261 ID: 96945d

>>28259
Yes, but the time spent trying to kill her would mean you would probably have no time to escape.
>>
No. 28262 ID: bde1b8
File 125005924064.png - (117.76KB , 600x400 , 40.png )
28262

>GET THE FUCK OUT WITHOUT ALERTING ANYONE OF THE MM MOON

Moving is... extremely difficult at this point. But...

...Mind over matter. Pain is weakness. Pain is... pain is a necessary evil. Pain is the sinner, testing the faith of the faultless. Pain is the mindkiller. Pain will only slow me down. Fight through it, Muschio...

"So. That moon up there is going to kill us all, huh?"
>>
No. 28263 ID: 06a38b

>>28262
Are we fast enough to pull out the spike and impale him in one swift motion?
>>
No. 28264 ID: fdc826

>>28262

Tell him you know where the intruder is. Trick him into carrying you, so you can get Kara out.
>>
No. 28267 ID: fdc826

>>28264

Err, I worded that oddly. Just get him to drag you and Kara out.
>>
No. 28268 ID: 6faa8c

>>28264
This.
>>
No. 28269 ID: 96945d

>>28262
"Except me."
>>
No. 28270 ID: fdc826

Also, is Coralina out of the danger zone?

She could be an issue.
>>
No. 28272 ID: 6d4c58

>>28270
Don't worry Rudy would never harm a woman he'll save her.
>>
No. 28282 ID: bde1b8
File 125006075380.png - (120.22KB , 600x400 , 40.png )
28282

>Are we fast enough to pull out the spike and impale him in one swift motion?
Not currently.

I shall use a more diplomatic approach this time.

"Well, yes. It will kill all of us left in here, probably instantly. If you'll drag me out *cough*, I'll show you where the Adorable Intruder is..."

"...Tempting. But."
>>
No. 28283 ID: bde1b8
File 12500607892.png - (98.06KB , 600x400 , 41.png )
28283

"You."
>>
No. 28284 ID: bde1b8
File 12500608163.png - (107.38KB , 600x400 , 42.png )
28284

"Killed."
>>
No. 28285 ID: bde1b8
File 125006085511.png - (105.69KB , 600x400 , 43.png )
28285

"Fluffy."

>Muschio has been eliminated."
>>
No. 28286 ID: 06a38b

>>28285
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
No. 28287 ID: fdc826

>>28285

Honestly, it was worth a try.

What the hell else were we supposed to do?
>>
No. 28288 ID: 06a38b

>>28285
RUDY! GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE
>>
No. 28289 ID: 6faa8c

>>28285
Damn. I hope Tav picks up the Orb or something
>>
No. 28290 ID: fdc826

>>28288
If Rudy knows what happened, I'd imagine he'd be on Tav's side here; Muschio did kill an unarmed pink dude who was just lying on the ground, and that is not very gentleman-like.
>>
No. 28291 ID: 7eda8b

>>28290
they hit me with a truck
>>
No. 28292 ID: fdc826

>>28285

1. Pick up Orb.
2. Run like fuck.
3. ???
4. Profit!
>>
No. 28293 ID: 06a38b

I think I might have a plan, but it will only maybe work if we gain control of Rudy.
>>
No. 28294 ID: fdc826

>>28293

Elaborate.
>>
No. 28295 ID: 06a38b

>>28294
1. Rip out Tav's heart.
2. Eat it.
3. Enter a Lovecraftian trance.
4. Use it to see death himself.
5. ???
6. Profit!

This, of course, assumes what happens when Rudy's eyes bleed isn't just a hallucination.
>>
No. 28296 ID: 7eda8b

We picked team Dapper, didn't we? That means we control Rudy.

Rudy: Smash the moon into the ground. Just before it impacts, leap downwards, scoop Kara up in your arms with such celerity that her shotgun is left behind, and leap out of the way of the explosion so it fills the background behind you. Land safely some distance away.

Then, shake your fist silently at he who controls this foul contest, for you have seen that there are two females. The two plus yourself makes three, which is too many for you to win, playing by the rules. Therefore, you will find who made the rules and punish him until the rules are modified.
>>
No. 28299 ID: 033b20

>>28296
I think that Rudy is man enough to step down and let the girls win if it comes down to it.
>>
No. 28300 ID: 06a38b

>>28299
No, they'd probably fight each other.
>>
No. 28301 ID: fdc826

>>28296
Actually, I'm fairly sure we just control whichever poor bastard picks up the Orb.

As of now, that would be Tav.

Who should be getting the fuck out of the impact zone right about now.
>>
No. 28304 ID: bde1b8
File 125006191865.png - (86.28KB , 600x400 , 44.png )
28304

"Now to get out of here..."

>Dongman has been eliminated.

>What the hell else were we supposed to do?
At that point there really was not much else TO do. Muschie has pulled the weight of most of this combat singlehandedly. He could not go forever.
>>
No. 28305 ID: bde1b8
File 125006198919.png - (95.21KB , 600x400 , 45.png )
28305

Man you people are impatient. Already planning before I can even post.

>Control has switched to Rudy Mann.
"...There is a woman down there. This... will not do."
>>
No. 28306 ID: 6faa8c

>>28305
Save her, Rudy!
>>
No. 28307 ID: 476456

use a punch to propel yourself down from the moon, grab the girl and then punch yourself back up.
>>
No. 28308 ID: 06a38b

>>28305
Go destroy the big guy who is separated from the rest first. Diving into the middle of a fight isn't a good idea.
>>
No. 28310 ID: cd08c0

>>28305
Then save her! But let the moon fall on the rest of these assholes. Ace and Pete are too monstrous to fight any other way!
Use your SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER powers to sweep her off her feet, into your arms, and escape before the moon can hit!
NO TIME TO THINK MAN JUST GO!
>>
No. 28312 ID: bde1b8
File 125006242582.png - (94.16KB , 600x400 , 45.png )
28312

>use a punch to propel yourself down from the moon, grab the girl and then punch yourself back up.
Nothing could possibly go wrong!
>>
No. 28313 ID: bde1b8
File 125006247342.png - (49.53KB , 600x400 , 46.png )
28313

>moon problem solved
>>
No. 28314 ID: 06a38b

>>28312
That isn't very reassuring when said by somebody with 1 logic.
>>
No. 28318 ID: 06a38b

>>28313
You can't remove yourself from play for almost the entire game for absolutely nothing.
>>
No. 28321 ID: 06a38b

Target the nearest hostile and unleash hell into them.
>>
No. 28324 ID: 98dab8

>>28318
He was safe, while his enemies were wounded and killed. Some would consider that gain enough.
>>
No. 28325 ID: cd08c0

>>28313
Fuck, did we just blow up the moon. Now what.
...

>>28321
Target Pete. He's the one attacking Kara, and is arguably squishier than Ace.
Catch him from behind, while he's distracted. Punch him in the head.
>>
No. 28326 ID: bde1b8
File 125006319355.png - (47.38KB , 600x400 , 47.png )
28326

>You can't remove yourself from play for almost the entire game for absolutely nothing.
I believe I just did.

>Target the nearest hostile and unleash hell into them.
Nearest hostile located.
>>
No. 28327 ID: 06a38b

>>28326
Shove your hand through his chest while tearing off his arm.
>>
No. 28329 ID: 98dab8

>>28326
God slayer, slay that divine avatar.
>>
No. 28330 ID: 06a38b

>>28327
Actually, nevermind that. Better play it safe and just disarm him.
>>
No. 28331 ID: 6d4c58

>>28326
Don't forget to save the girl.
>>
No. 28332 ID: cd08c0

>>28326
Don't let him hit you! He's slow, but psychotically powerful.
Tear him apart, piece by piece, Rudy Mann.
>>
No. 28333 ID: f44349

>>28326
This one is UNFUCKINGSTOPPABLE.
Keep your distance.
I'm sure you could probably punch so hard the air displaced by your punch would tear off his fucking arm or something.
>>
No. 28334 ID: 7eda8b

Ace has a reach advantage. But I have a solution.

Rip off Ace's arm and then hit him with it.
>>
No. 28335 ID: cd08c0

>>28333
That's it.
Punch the ground. Create earthquakes.
Punch the air. Create tornadoes.
You are RUDY MANN and your punches can be ranged if you fucking want them to.
>>
No. 28337 ID: bde1b8
File 125006396584.png - (93.74KB , 600x400 , 48.png )
28337

>Shove your hand through his chest while tearing off his arm.

Check.
>>
No. 28338 ID: bde1b8
File 125006399458.png - (80.04KB , 600x400 , 49.png )
28338

And doubleche-
>>
No. 28339 ID: bde1b8
File 125006401799.png - (80.67KB , 600x400 , 50.png )
28339

OH MOTHER CTHULHU
>>
No. 28341 ID: 06a38b

>>28338
Punch his arm off with your other hand.
>>
No. 28342 ID: cd08c0

>>28339
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HIT BY HIM.

>>28341
THIS. REMOVE HIM OF HIS OTHER ARM.
>>
No. 28343 ID: 06a38b

>>28339
Start ripping out chunks of his insides until he lets go.
>>
No. 28344 ID: f44349

>>28339
HE ONLY HAS ONE ARM
END HIM NOW
HE WILL ONLY STOP IF YOU DESTROY HIM COMPLETELY
>>
No. 28347 ID: 06a38b

Kill him and eat his heart.
>>
No. 28348 ID: fdc826

>>28339

Did... did he just break Rudy's arm?
>>
No. 28349 ID: bde1b8
File 125006467244.png - (38.37KB , 600x400 , Ace Is So Good At Thumb Wars.png )
28349

>>
No. 28351 ID: 476456

Punch the ground out from under him
>>
No. 28352 ID: c42be6

Go for an uppercut. Tentacle-worm-muscle-tendril-things are probably significantly less hard than the rest of him.
>>
No. 28353 ID: fdc826

>>28339

Rip his hand off with your free hand. Or any other method that happens to get you free.

Proceed to back away and think for a second, since Ace is a fucking force of nature.
>>
No. 28355 ID: f44349

>>28349
Well... if all else fails...
PUNCH OFF YOUR OWN FUCKING ARM
PUT SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
THEN PROCEED TO PUNCH SO HARD THE AIR DISPLACED BY YOUR PUNCHES KILLS HIM TO DEATH
>>
No. 28356 ID: 95ab41

Rudy> grab Pete, punch Pete at Ace hard enough to kill both of them
>>
No. 28357 ID: 7eda8b

Lick Ace's blood off your hand. Enter regenerative killfrenzy, dripping blood from your eyes. Punch Ace's grip open. Un-crush your crushed hand through sheer force of will.
>>
No. 28358 ID: 476456

Nows not the time to die Rudy. Remember there's a damsel in distress.

there's a damsel in distress

Damsel in distress.
>>
No. 28359 ID: 98dab8

>>28357

I think that requires our power-up. But sure, try it.
>>
No. 28360 ID: 7eda8b

>>28359
What makes you so sure the heart's blood of an ancient evil is not Rudy's power up?
>>
No. 28361 ID: 06a38b

Did Gnome black out?
>>
No. 28362 ID: 98dab8

>>28360
I'm not sure, that's why I said to try it.
>>
No. 28366 ID: bde1b8
File 125006645255.png - (97.52KB , 600x400 , 51.png )
28366

>Rip his hand off with your free hand. Or any other method that happens to get you free.
The first hit does not work! He is still approaching...


>PUNCH OFF YOUR OWN FUCKING ARM
...
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No. 28368 ID: bde1b8
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28368

>Remember there's a damsel in distress.

>there's a damsel in distress

>Damsel in distress.

...Very well.
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No. 28369 ID: 06a38b

>>28366
IS THIS GUY MADE OF FUCKING PLAYDOH OR SOMETHING?
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No. 28370 ID: 06a38b

>>28368
It seems like the problem is punching too hard. Punch him in as many different places as fast as you can without piercing him again.
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No. 28372 ID: 806f2b

>>28369
No, worms.
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No. 28377 ID: 476456

UPPERCUT HIM INTO INFINITY!
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No. 28380 ID: bde1b8
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28380

>punching too hard
Punching too... hard? I could not punch lighter if I wanted to!

He is still approaching. Nothing slows this man!
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No. 28381 ID: bde1b8
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28381

...It looks like now he's starting to take me seriously.
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No. 28383 ID: 6faa8c

>>28381
FUCK

WAIT

Ahahaha. He just reduced the problem to one we already solved.
You've done this before, Rudy. PUNCH OUT THAT CTHULHU WANNABE
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No. 28390 ID: cd08c0

>>28381
Don't let him near you. That's how you lost your arm. He's too strong for you to fight directly, Rudy Mann.
We'll have to find a ranged attack.
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No. 28398 ID: 7eda8b

Use your superior agility to get behind him. Punch him in the spine, then back away IMMEDIATELY, before the counterattack. There is always a counterattack.
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No. 28400 ID: bd2eec
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28400

(Vwoop!)

>>28390
"RANGED FIGHTING? CROOKED FIGHTING? ENTIRELY UNLIKE HOW A TRUE GENTLEMAN FIGHTS."

"THIS SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER KNOWS THE DEAL. RUDY MANN, SDS IS ON THE JOB. PACKAGE COURTESY OF CALYPSO!!"
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No. 28401 ID: bd2eec
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28401

"Heads up!"

"GIGA

SPIN

DRIIIIVAAAAHHHHH!"
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No. 28409 ID: bd2eec
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28409

>>28401
"PACKAGE OF MANN, SPIN ON~!"
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No. 28411 ID: bd2eec
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28411

>>28409
"Get to lookin' dapper, good sir."
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No. 28412 ID: e5d95c

>>28411
Pah. What need have you of those, Rudy?
The clothes do not make the man - your DAPPERNESS comes from within!
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No. 28423 ID: 1f5d37

DAPPER UP, motherfucker.
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No. 28437 ID: 82167e

(Q, you are the best.)

Rudy:

DAPPER UP, and then enough fucking around with Ace. Regrow your arm through sheer MANLINESS, and then punch the ground underneath Ace to drop him into the earth. THEN PUNCH THAT SHIT CLOSED.
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No. 28534 ID: 1689ab

TAKE NO SHIT RUDY!
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No. 28599 ID: bde1b8
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28599

Excellent delivery, my good man! Now I may also take this one seriously once more.

>Rudy has gained Excessively Dapper: His cane has granted him reach, and he now feels motivated! Injuries inflicted before this no longer pain him (Although new ones will).
>Pete has been eliminated!
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No. 28602 ID: bde1b8
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28602

>Current Standings
Team Dapper: Rudy (Center Room)
Team D'awww: Tav (South Room)
Team Drunk: Beardbeard and Kara (Center Room)
Team Extra: Coralina (West Room)
Team Nemesis: Ace (Center Room)
Team Intruder: Q (Center Room, waiting to gtfo)
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No. 28604 ID: b4f495

>>28599
Rudy, give this Cthulu wannabe a good caning to teach him some manners!
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No. 28611 ID: fdc826

>>28599

Pull an Andrew Jackson and cane his ass to death.
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No. 28613 ID: cd08c0
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28613

>>28602
Rally the others around you, to defeat ACE.

"Now for all the beasts trapped in the Nether
All life from out the loch and heather
This flock you see can work together
Tonight we dine in Hell."
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No. 28621 ID: fdc826

>>28613

You know what? Fuck the rules. We can work something out once Ace is dead.

Do it.
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No. 28629 ID: bde1b8
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28629

>Rally others to help you
>Kara
>Activate ability: Seductive Glance!
"W-well... I guess I can help you... b-but don't get any funny ideas! I'm m-m-married, after all!"

>Beardbeard
>Activate ability: Promise of Alcohol
"Well now, I can't be denying that!"

>MrQ
>Activate ability: Ask nicely?
"Fuck no, he'll tear me to shreds. Sorry Rudy, but I'm just going to run away until my portal out of here arrives. Ace is waaaaaaay out of my league."

>Team Dapper has joined Team Drunk!
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No. 28634 ID: fdc826

>>28629

Team DAPPERLY DRUNK:

Kara: Fill Ace full of buckshot.
Beardbeard: Sneak up behind Ace and "disarm" him.
Rudy: Perform awesome cane-based finisher while delivering one-liner.

In that order.
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No. 28638 ID: 06a38b

>>28629
Deforest Ace.
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No. 28641 ID: 06a38b

Knock Ace over. Every death this round involved killing them while they were down.
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No. 28643 ID: 7eda8b

Kara shotgun Ace.
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No. 28650 ID: bde1b8
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28650

>Kara: Fill Ace full of buckshot.
Roger!

>Beardbeard: Deforest Ace.
Aye!

>Rudy: Perform awesome cane-based finisher while delivering one-liner.
Cane is at the ready.
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No. 28653 ID: bde1b8
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28653

"DEFORESTATION!"
"CANE SUPERIORITY!"
"...Bang."
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No. 28655 ID: bde1b8
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28655

He just won't stop!

>Kara has been eliminated.
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No. 28656 ID: 9a71e2

>>28655
Beardbeard, run.
Try to find your keg.
Rudy, find that moon again.
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No. 28659 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy: Rip up a huge chunk of the ground and throw it at Ace. Stay out of his reach and keep throwing stuff at him.
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No. 28661 ID: fdc826

>>28655

Holy shit, run. We'll, uh... think of something. Eventually.

By the way, could you draw up a crude map? I'd like to be able to keep track of everybody's location.
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No. 28665 ID: 45afb1

>>28655
Beardbeard. Use Timberserker.

Rudy Mann. Copy Beardbeard.

Avenge the fallen maiden/drinking buddy.
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No. 28667 ID: 1689ab

Teamdapperdrunk needs to regroup. Quickly, Rudy, guide beardbeard to the alcohol. Sit down and have a drink with him. That'll power him up. The two of yo together can defeat him if you're both sufficiently powered.
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No. 28668 ID: cd08c0

>>28655
He killed Kara. He killed the damsel.
DECLARE VENGEANCE.
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No. 28672 ID: c50199

I do believe Ace is literally immortal and indestructable.

He can bleed, but he can not die.
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No. 28676 ID: 1689ab

>>28672
Bullshit. If it bleeds, we can kill it. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!? We are Rudy Motherfucking Mann!!! WE ARENT GOING TO SIT AROUND AND TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE!
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No. 28677 ID: bde1b8
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28677

>He killed Kara. He killed the damsel. DECLARE VENGEANCE.
>Rudy activated special ability: Dapper Duet!
>Beardbeard activated Timberserker!

>Team Attack: Timberserker Dance!
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No. 28679 ID: fdc826

>>28672

We can apparently tear him apart though, so we can make him (h)armless.
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No. 28682 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy: Activate secret gentleman's dueling technique: Sword Cane.
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No. 28684 ID: 1689ab

>>28677
Keep punching! Keep Chopping! Keep it up! Yours is the teamwork that will pierce the heavens! This man wouold deny you your manhood! This man would see the world burn, and all its women and kobolds with it! This man would see all of your acomplishments made for not. Don't you dare take that kind of shit from him! Show him what you're made of!
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No. 28685 ID: fdc826

>>28684

Nice post. If this doesn't kill Ace though, I think he's going to get a look at what we're made of, whether we like it or not.
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No. 28686 ID: bde1b8
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28686

For the first time, the beast has been dropped to its knees. Its clothing is dyed in its blood. It WILL fall.

For I am Rudy Mann, and I am a vengeful motherfucker.

>Tav has obtained his powerup!
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No. 28687 ID: cd08c0

>>28686
Finishing Blow.
Initiate Beardbeard's Passive Ability: Everything is a Weapon.
Rudy is the weapon.
Fastball Special.
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No. 28689 ID: b4f495

>>28686
Rudy, cane his backside.
Beardbeard, headbutt the fuck out of him.
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No. 28691 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy and BB: Punch Ace from opposite directions so hard that he explodes and you make a ridiculous airborne bro-fist in the explosion.
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No. 28692 ID: 1689ab

>>28686
Look at that! He's calling you guys pansies! Do you believe that!? He's saying "Your attacs are like tiny little flees bouncing off of me." Are you gonna take that from him!? HIM, who doesnt even have the manners to introduce himself before a fight. Don't take that shit, boys. Cause at the end of the day, one of you is gonna go down hard, and it looks like he forgot his hat.
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No. 28693 ID: 1689ab

Also, Remember to keep moving, lads. He may be tough, but he's slow!
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No. 28697 ID: bde1b8
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28697

Wait, what is he doing?
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No. 28698 ID: 1689ab

Shit! RUN!
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No. 28699 ID: bde1b8
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28699

Oh, exploding. Of course.

>Ace has been eliminated.
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No. 28700 ID: bde1b8
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28700

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No. 28702 ID: 1689ab

>>28700
Now... lets go have a drink shall we?
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No. 28709 ID: fdc826

>>28700

So, we're down to Rudy, Beardbeard, Tav and Coralina.

Go get the promised booze, and talk things over. We may be able to circumvent the Highlander issue, or possibly win without killing anybody else.
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No. 28715 ID: f4963f

Well Rudy, you need a new partner. Ally with Beardbeard, share your booze, engage in a little male bonding, and then hunt down the man who took out your partner. Adorable Intruder'd or otherwise.
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No. 28716 ID: bde1b8
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28716

>Now... lets go have a drink shall we?
A drink sounds grand. Beardbeard proposes a drinking contest, as a test of manliness!

>Team Extras and Team D'awww have joined forces!

Remaining fighters: Coralina, Tav, Beardbeard, Rudy.
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No. 28718 ID: 1689ab

>>28716
Good sir, no ones manliness is in question here, I have seen what you can do I see that you are indeed one badass motherfucker. Let us simply quench our thirst and tell stories of great deeds. After all, I don't think theres enough alcohol here to really present a challenge, wouldnt you agree?
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No. 28720 ID: e8d8be

>>28709

There is only 1 way to settle this, DRINK-OFF!

To make things fair beard and rudy will have to be on diff teams. So beard and tav vs rudy and coralina. Or something like that.
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No. 28721 ID: b4f495

>>28716
Beardbeard, there's nowhere near enough booze there to supply enough needed for such a contest to reach a deciding point.

Theere probably isn't enough in the whole world.
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No. 28723 ID: e8d8be

>>28720

Or first 2 to die of alcohol poisoning loses.
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No. 28728 ID: cd08c0

>>28716
Politely refuse the contest, but agree to share a drink with him.
The round hasn't ended yet, so we may need to take care of Tav. Where is Tav?
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No. 28730 ID: bde1b8
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28730

>there's nowhere near enough booze there to supply enough needed for such a contest to reach a deciding point.
Rudy's secret shame: He is a lightweight. There is more than enough here to down him. Thinking fast, he proclaims:

"Now now, Beardbeard, we have fought together in combat! I do not think either of our manlinesses are in question here, and I, Rudy Mann, am a generous motherfucker, and insist you have all the ale for yourself."

This answer more than satisfies Beardbeard.

>Where is Tav?
We will have to search for him.
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No. 28734 ID: 1689ab

>>28730
Politely wait like a motherfucker for Bearbeard to finish, then baracade the door with the barrel and go find the remaining competitors.
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No. 28737 ID: 06a38b

>>28730
Destroy the top half of the building so you can find them easier.
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No. 28741 ID: 7eda8b

Rudy: Say "My dapper former comrade, may he rest in peace, was on to something in the next room. You may join me or remain to enjoy your alcohol. Just watch my back."

Walk into the room with the blank monitor. Shake your fist at it and shout "I AM RUDY MANN! YOU WILL SHOW ME THE LOCATION OF MY REMAINING FOES, OR FACE MY WRATH!"
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No. 28743 ID: 71fa60

Well Coralina was "charmed"...
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No. 28744 ID: fdc826

>>28730

1. Find other competitors.
2. Devise plan to break fourth wall and kill questmaster.
3. ???
4. Profit!
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No. 28745 ID: 1689ab

>>28741
I believe the technical thing to say would be something like "I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! YOU WILL SHOW ME THE LOCATION OF MY REMAINING FOES, OR I WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"
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