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20776 No. 20776 ID: fb5d8e

>[roh-man-tis-ar]

Name: Fiftyeight
Age: 15
Average grade: C
Interests: None

Name: Janine
Age: 10
Average grade: A
Interests: Fiftyeight, hockey, unicorns
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No. 21574 ID: 276781

>>21569
Do not take this the wrong way at all, I am merely wondering aloud to the other voices.

...Can it be called incest if the parties involved are step-siblings, and one of them was born from a completely different parent pairing, not involving the other's father or mother in any way?
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No. 21575 ID: acdc9b

>>21569
Ask Kuhral what she wants.
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No. 21576 ID: 335096

>>21569
Being around an attractive girl makes you uncomfortable? Big woop. You're 15. It happens. Man up and make pleasent conversation until you get a chance to get away.

damn, she is hot though, huh?
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No. 21577 ID: 457c1e

Confess love nonchalantly. If she doesn't remember, pretend it was a joke.
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No. 21578 ID: 806f2b

>>21574
No it would not be incest good sir.
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No. 21579 ID: 82167e

>>21572
This guy has the right idea. Make calm conversation - no need to be overtly unpleasant, right?
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No. 21580 ID: 276781

>>21578
Most interesting, most interesting...
Though the fact that she doesn't seem to remember the kiss is worrysome.

Could it be...
...twins?
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No. 21581 ID: 335096

I guess we found her doppleganger. Creepy.
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No. 21582 ID: 9e9b47

>>21576

The view from the orb doesn't show enough color to confirm, but I'd judge she's got red hair from the freckles. Hot.
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No. 21583 ID: 457c1e

Put your hand on her thigh.
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No. 21586 ID: 806f2b

I just realized who 58 reminds me of, Bella. He cruises through life with a I DONT CARE attitude, has bad relations with father figure and he wouldn't be in such a rut if he had a dark brooding sparkly vamp to help him!
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No. 21587 ID: d5e2ac

YOU ARE AN INCEST _MACHINE_, EMBRACE YOUR MAD SKILLS!
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No. 21588 ID: 987386

>>21579
No need to be overly pleasant, either.
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No. 21589 ID: fb5d8e
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21589

Allright. Uuhh.. Tell her she looks like someone I met.. Right.

>"You look familiar."
>"Oh, we did meet before."
>"Uh, n-no, I meant before that. No, forget about it."
>"Hmm? No, pleaze tell me."
>"Like.. three years ago.. Sunshine Fi--"
>"Sunzhine Fieldz? Oh.. Oh my god.. You.. You look zo different. I thought you were much older! Haha, oh my god, I kizzed my little brother."
>"Yeah. First kiss."
>"Fi.. Firzt kizz! Oh my god, I'm zo zorry! Hahaha! Oh, that iz crazy... Well? ..Do you ztill have a thing for me?"

...Right. Thanks, your honored collective, I found Elizabeth. I am so happy I could just go home and sleep for at least three years.
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No. 21590 ID: 457c1e

>>21589
Stop being a pussy, it's not like she won't fuck you. You just need to ply her a little more.
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No. 21591 ID: 95484a

I'm sorry, but this little voice in the orb is too busy laughing to dispense any helpful advice.

Carry on~
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No. 21592 ID: 6faa8c

>>21589
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAWESOME

Tell her you might, depending on how she feels. If she's creeped out by the prospect, fine, cool, we remain 'siblings'. If not...
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No. 21593 ID: 335096

>>21589
Geeze. Harsh luck dude. Maybe we'd be better off in someone elses hands. Why dont you just leave us here or pass us to her or something.

But hey, you know what? so what if she's our sister. she was pretty cool, right? We enjoyed spending time with her. Lets talk to her a bit. Maybe we'll still enjoy our time here... Well more so than normal at least.
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No. 21594 ID: 806f2b

>>21589
Be truthful, tell her now so you can either man up and do something or cry about it later.
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No. 21595 ID: 457c1e

Give us to Liza, we'll look into her mind for you!
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No. 21599 ID: 476456

Fiddy...Hypothetically speaking...how would you feel if she had a penis!
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No. 21600 ID: 9e9b47

>>21589

Tell her evenly that of course you do. She WAS your first kiss and the mysterious girl that you met for a fleeting few days. It's just gonna be uncomfortable in the long run if you just deny it.
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No. 21602 ID: 04bd7e

good lord fiddy, what did you like about this girl? it clearly wasn't her singsong voice.. unless im missing something..
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No. 21603 ID: 987386

If you do have a thing for her, it's nothing you can't resist. No big deal.
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No. 21607 ID: db097e

>>21589

Tell her you'd be lying if you said 'no.' Chicks dig smooth-talk like that.
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No. 21608 ID: fb5d8e
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21608

I must not be a man, for I lack the courage to tell her I have had 'a thing' for here these three years. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
But am I really the one to blame, seeing as how my love interest has suddenly come my SISTER?

>"I might have had."
>"Oooh, really? Tell me more!"
>"..I'm going to get a drink."
>"Ah- I didn't- I didn't mean to upzet you."
>"Don't worry about it."
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No. 21609 ID: fb5d8e
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21609

Hey.. He forgot to take thiz with him.
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No. 21611 ID: 457c1e

He does still have a cute butt though, doesn't he Liza?..
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No. 21615 ID: 476456

Oh ho dont worry about him, you just make him nervous~
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No. 21616 ID: 806f2b

>>21609
THANK GOD! That guy is a douche, AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. He's been in love with you since he met you. And that caused him to be an apathetic guy who thinks EVERYTHING is boring. It is now your responsibility to fix him.
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No. 21617 ID: db097e

>>21609

Why, hello there, beautiful!
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No. 21620 ID: 335096

>>21609
Hey, Sup Cutie? Who was that you were talking to? You getting a piece of that cause damn. You should rape that fine speciman, you know?
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No. 21621 ID: 95484a

He just can't hang on to us at all, can he? It's almost as if he doesn't like us. I can't imagine why.

Hey, new girl. 'sup? Tell the truth. You knew who he was when you kissed him, didn't you?
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No. 21622 ID: 33bb8b

>>21611
And wouldn't he be just sooo cute if he would smile?
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No. 21624 ID: 6faa8c

>>21608
*sigh*
[recitation]
We are the orb of infinite psyche, a maelstrom of thoughts and subconciouses that comes up with solutions to problems you may face in your life.[/recitation]
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No. 21625 ID: 9e9b47

>>21609

Hey there. Why don't you keep up for a little bit? Don't worry, Fiftyeight won't mind. Anyway, tell us about yourself a little bit?
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No. 21628 ID: b2c6ce

>>21609
Oh thank god, someone halfway competent who isn't insane finally picked us up.

So... what are your goals, little missy?
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No. 21633 ID: 457c1e

So, you down with incest?..
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No. 21637 ID: 276781

>>21609
>>21628
Indeed, indeed! After all, we're here to help.
No matter who it is.
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No. 21638 ID: fb5d8e
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21638

Orb of Infinite Pzyche? I've alwayz wanted to talk to myzelf..
What? Oh no, no, I didn't think about it at all. I mean, hiz hair and exprezzion.. It'z zo different from three yearz ago! And.. I really thought he waz much older.
Ah, it'z zo emberazzing. He IZ a cutey, but.. he'z juzt 15!
Thiz iz all very crazy. I hope he getz over it quickly.
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No. 21640 ID: b2c6ce

>>21624
>>21637
I like to think of us as a sentient magic 8-ball without the cop-out answers. Here to solve your problems so you don't have to.
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No. 21641 ID: 476456

Whoa wait..how old ARE you?
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No. 21642 ID: 457c1e

>>21638

Why? It's just a couple years difference. That just means he'll stay young and...firm, longer.
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No. 21643 ID: 806f2b

>>21638
He doesn't want us back, I mean he said we were the only thing he looks forward to yet he ignores us and just leaves us lying around. Now about you and him getting it on, I am sure it will make him happy and you get a one night stand. You can then reject him of course, but atleast he will get over you.
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No. 21644 ID: 335096

>>21638
Hey have you ever met your stepsister? She's a real cutey. You'd like her.

So how are you? Need any advice? You should really go over there and talk to him, you know?

Hey, what did he look like back then? Was he as nihalistic back then? What do you know about your parents? Tell us about yourself girl.
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No. 21645 ID: db097e

>>21638

If his mannerisms towards you are any indication, your meeting with him has had some...unforeseen consequences.

How old are you, anyways?
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No. 21646 ID: 6faa8c

>>21638
You know, he is really depressed.

He thinks that there's no such thing as love, would you beleive it!?
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No. 21647 ID: 457c1e

And if you only knew what he fantasized about doing to you at night...


I'm certain most of it is illegal in the south.
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No. 21648 ID: 335096

Seriously though, it wouldnt be incest or anything... you should go over and tease the guy a bit. do a bit of flirting. Come on girl, live a little! You barely ever see him. Have some fun!
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No. 21650 ID: 276781

>>21640
Yes, yes; the only thing you have to worry about is that some of the voices in the ORB may speak suggestions you don't like.

Do not take offense to them, and don't be surprised if we bicker. Sometimes, it happens.
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No. 21652 ID: 9e9b47

>>21638

I'm sure he will. So, how old are you anyhow?
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No. 21653 ID: fb5d8e
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21653

Hey, all you little Lizaz in there, if you're trying to make me diddle my little brother, I'm telling you, it'z not going to work!
I can't even teaze him becauze he'll get upzet, like he juzt did- Oh, he'z deprezzed? Hm, I guezz that'z why he doezn't think it'z funny. How could I cheer him up, you think?

And ofcourze I met Janine. We get along very well. Zhe iz a very zweet girl!

Hm? Oh, thiz Liza iz twenty yearz old.
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No. 21654 ID: 457c1e

He just gets blustery like that when he gets turned on.


Think about it.
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No. 21655 ID: 9e9b47

>>21653

Go and attempt to just hang out with him. He mentioned that last time you were kind of like hanging out with the guys. You must have stuff in common. I'm sure if you just try to be his friend he'll come around.
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No. 21657 ID: db097e

>>21653

Well, I guess the best course of action would be to have a talk with him about this whole thing.
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No. 21658 ID: 335096

>>21653
You don't really spend enough time with her. Man, imagine how she'll react when she finds out you were her brothers first kiss. Bet you two will have a great laugh at that.
Just try talking to him a bit. I think he's trying to shell himself up away from the world. Be friendly to him, break through his shell you know? I mean, come on. You're his dream girl, right? How hard will it be to cheer him up?
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No. 21659 ID: c73b9f

>>21653
Janine is currently jealous of you.
Yknow, he has had a crush on you these last three years.
Janine, unlike you, actually does want to engage in incestuous relations with him.

She also wants to destroy you.
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No. 21660 ID: 276781

>>21653
You must understand, Liza; he's just found out that a girl he felt strongly for for the past three years is his step-sister.

"Cheering him up" will be no easy task.
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No. 21661 ID: 46bab6

>>21653
He spends the last three years of his life swooning over you, hoping we can help finding you..

And then this happens.

Guess why he´s so depressive.
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No. 21663 ID: b2c6ce

>>21653
Cheer him up? I don't think you can cheer him up. God knows we've been trying for ages. But you're the boss, so I suggest you talk to him for a while. Then, in the long term, find a nice girl to set him up with, to help his crippling indifference and loneliness.
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No. 21668 ID: fb5d8e
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21668

Awww, really? All thiz time he'z had a cruzh on moi? And now I'm hiz zizter.. That can't be helping him recover from hiz deprezzion.
During that vacation we had alot of fun juzt doing boyizh and kind of childizh thingz like climbing treez and exploring.. You know, thingz that our peerz would have looked down on-- Well, my peerz, zince they're pretty okay for a twelve year old boy to do!
Either way, I'm guezzing he doezn't feel like thoze thingz anymore..

Lookz like he'z trying to find zomething to drink in the ztorage clozet inztead of the drinks table. Maybe he'z trying to avoid the crowd?
What zhould I do?
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No. 21670 ID: 457c1e

LIZA SURPRISE HUG 58.
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No. 21671 ID: 6b26df

Cheering people up work without hooking them up with a girl- or boyfriend. Just talk to him, be nice. But you should know a bit about him first. See, he's that kind of guy who seemingly has lost interest in almost everything. To him everything is a pointless product of chance, so don't try to talk to him about fate, love or art. Even with this knowledge, this might become quite tricky.
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No. 21672 ID: db097e

>>21668

Apologize for breaking his heart.
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No. 21673 ID: 335096

>>21668

Go bring him a drink. A coke or something. If your feeling reckless how about some alcohol?

Alternativly, tell him where the drinks are in the closet.

Vous est français, oui? We percieve the world only through visuals, so everything comes through as a weird kind of text-and-image aproximation.
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No. 21674 ID: 33bb8b

Yeah, he really doesn't care for the mass of people at this party. That's why he was in the corner in the first place

If you are going to talk to him, try not to come off as overly happy, and for the love of god, don't giggle. It will only fuel his non-specific resentment
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No. 21675 ID: 9e9b47

>>21668

Walk up an tap him on the shoulder. Ask what he's up to. Start a dialogue. Find out about your new little brother.
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No. 21676 ID: 6faa8c

>>21670
Why not?

And... you aren;t blood related, so what's the issue?
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No. 21677 ID: 476456

I think together you and janine could come up with a solution.
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No. 21678 ID: 276781

>>21668
Before you do anything to him, hide the ORB in your shirt. Don't worry, we won't be able to see inside there. Our point of view is a somewhat detached third-person perspective.
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No. 21679 ID: 33bb8b

>>21678
Why would you even say that? now she's gonna be all paranoid, even if we CAN'T see, and then I won't get to FEEL what its like in there I mean oops forget you heard that Lizy
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No. 21680 ID: fb5d8e
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21680

Okydoky, here goes..

>"Hey.. What'z up?"
>"..Oh, uh.. I was trying to look for something to drink, but I see you only keep.. well, not drinks in here."
>"I could zhow you the drinkz table. Or the fridge.. Or maaaaybe you'd like a beer?"
>"N-no no, that's fine. It's cool and quiet here, so I think I'll stay a bit longer."

>"..I'm really zorry abou-"
>"No, no, don't- Just don't worry about it. We are both mature individuals who are able to handle this kind of situations appropriately. Who need not dwell on it any longer."

Hm! He iz a little hard to get through!
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No. 21681 ID: 335096

>>21680
I think we should try relating with him. Lets just hang out. He likes being away from the crowd, but that doesnt mean we can't hang out with him a bit. Probably wont be talking that much, doesnt matter. Just spend some time with him.
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No. 21682 ID: 276781

>>21680
Give him a hug. Tell him that if he ever does want to talk about it, he only needs to say so.
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No. 21683 ID: 806f2b

>>21680
Grope the boy, he knows jack shit of how to take action! So you must do something to put him off guard, break through that OH SO ANNOYING facade.
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No. 21684 ID: 6b26df

Dammit, no! Don't screw him. That won't do anything but get you in jail.

Well he does love his little sister. maybe that's a topic he might want to talk about?
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No. 21685 ID: a3b36a

Hey. Ask if he wants to ditch the BBQ for a bit. He's trying to avoid people, after all. Maybe fast food or coffee or something.
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No. 21686 ID: fb5d8e
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21686

Haha, you say that az if the police is my only fear! I can't zcrew or molezt my 15 year old baby brother, you know, no matter how irreziztably cute or unrelated we are.
Buuut a hug can't hurt. Fiftyeight lookz like he haz not had a hug in a long time.
I'll give him a good zqueeze!

>"Lizten.. If you ever want to talk about it, juzt zay so. And we can hang out too, juzt for fun. We're family now.. Let'z zpend zome time together."

Aww, he'z not zaying anything. Maybe bezt to leave him alone? Hmm, but that doezn't zeem right..
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No. 21687 ID: 476456

Nah he just freezes up near pretty girls, dont worry about it.
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No. 21688 ID: 335096

>>21686
Well, he still needs a drink right? Lets go get him one. He just doesnt like the crowds.
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No. 21689 ID: 335096

>>21686
OH HEY! Ask him if he reads any Manga. He had some on his bed the other day. Could be good bonding material.
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No. 21690 ID: 476456

OH and call him oni-chan~

he likes that.
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No. 21692 ID: a3b36a

>>21690
>>21689
Haha. You guys are mean. ...but do it anyways, just to tease.
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No. 21693 ID: 276781

>>21686
By any chance, do you play any video games?
Perhaps there's one he would play with you, if you do.
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No. 21695 ID: 6b26df

You're playing with his boyish heart and don't even seem to realize.
The video game idea sounds valid, but somhow I doubt he's into video games much.
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No. 21698 ID: fb5d8e
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21698

Hmm! Thoze are all good ideaz.. Oh, you know what? I'll take him zomewhere out of the houze with my car, buy him a drink outzide, and then we can go to the arcade and comiczhop. He zhould be interezted in that atleazt, right? Zoundz good!

>"Come on, let'z leave the old folkz to their barbeque and have zome fun, oni-chan~"
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No. 21699 ID: 335096

>>21698
Sounds Good! Make sure he's having a good time, ok? Do your best, Liza, we believe in you! Your's is the smile that will pierce the darkness!
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No. 21700 ID: 6b26df

Hey, tat's a good idea. A great excuse for him to elope from this terrible barbeque.
Well you could go do pretty much anything. Anything can be fun if you have a friend joining in. Pity, that he isn't the guy for random mischief. So comics and video games should work.
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No. 21701 ID: fb5d8e
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21701

Thanks for playing!
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No. 21703 ID: 335096

>>21701
No, thank you.
Good job guys, we got 58 a date with Elizabeth.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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No. 21707 ID: 227d44

>>21701
I think we won this one, guys
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No. 21712 ID: 1420ba

>>21701
We are getting reached around like a discount whore ...
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No. 21713 ID: f2de2f

>>21712
Of course she's a discount whore. She's french.
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No. 21715 ID: 1420ba

>>21713
"We" as in "the orb".
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No. 21721 ID: ddd49b

Wait....We's done?
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No. 21723 ID: ddd49b

Aw man...I was rooting for Janine...
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No. 21728 ID: 954933

>>21721
Nah, I think we're just paused till the quest continues next - clear stopping point for the day, as opposed to Mudy Quest's chapter endings.

Also don't worry, Janine will win in the end.
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No. 21731 ID: ddd49b

Yosha~!
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No. 21732 ID: ddd49b

I feel kinda jealous of Fifty-Eight...We're the ones who are pulling the strings and he's the one getting the goods...
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No. 21751 ID: 13034c

>>21723
Harem end!
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