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20776 No. 20776 ID: fb5d8e

>[roh-man-tis-ar]

Name: Fiftyeight
Age: 15
Average grade: C
Interests: None

Name: Janine
Age: 10
Average grade: A
Interests: Fiftyeight, hockey, unicorns
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No. 20778 ID: fb5d8e
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20778

Chapter 5:
“And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, Shall be lifted - nevermore!”
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No. 20783 ID: 335096

Fuck. Yes.
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No. 20784 ID: 6faa8c

So who's got ahold of us now? Mom?
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No. 20788 ID: fb5d8e
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20788

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No. 20789 ID: 335096

Twenty three bottles of bears on the waaaall!

Twenty three bottles of bears on the waaaaaal, twenty three bottles of bears...
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No. 20792 ID: bd2eec

>>20788
Oh no you don't, little girl. Let Fifty finish his shower and leave us to enjoy our dangling!
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No. 20793 ID: 8d5a55

>>20789
GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU'VE BEEN SINGING THAT FOR SIX HOURS SHUT UP
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No. 20795 ID: 7ba0be

>>20792
Yes, I second this, as we also need to get information from your big bro.
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No. 20796 ID: f2de2f

>>20792
I thought we were the fragmented pieces of the psyche of the person holding us. How do we exist when no one is? Also, what happened to that long nosed bastard?
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No. 20797 ID: fb5d8e
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20797

(( hey guys ! it's been six hours already . . did big bro just leave you here ?
anyway , i'm not allowed to watch the movie and i'm send to bed right now !
what am i going to do ?! ))
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No. 20799 ID: 45afb1

>>20797
How should we know? We're all just a bunch of bad singers. But hey your plan was to sneak out so go on ahead.
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No. 20800 ID: f2de2f

>>20797
Feverishly hump his leg in front of everyone
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No. 20801 ID: 476456

Sneak out and ask your bro to watch it with you, give him the sad eyes.
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No. 20802 ID: bd2eec

>>20797
As crazy as your little plots are, tiny girl, you can bring the orb to your brother in his room.

Then maybe...God, why. Maybe you can put up an act that you're scared of something in your room and ask to sleep in his room for the night.
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No. 20804 ID: 335096

>>20801
This. Say if you dont watch it all your friends will make fun of you for being a coward.
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No. 20805 ID: 8d5a55

>>20797
We tried to talk him into loli sex, but he just screamed a lot and left us here.
We're lonely. Please don't leave us here.
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No. 20810 ID: 7eda8b

We just haven't been the same since someone drilled a hole in us to put the string through.
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No. 20811 ID: 335096

>>20810
Technically, I think this is a leather thong of some sort. Not that that makes it any better.
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No. 20813 ID: fb5d8e
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20813

Okay, guys! Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!
You are helping me alot so I'm happy to keep you with me.

Okay, I'll sneak out and get bro with me.
I made this little map to help you guys plan with me.
Right now mom is still in the living room. Big bro is already in bed cos' he's responsible like that.
Okay, so, uhmm.. Mom will go into the computer room later, so then I can go watch the movie, but she always keep the door open.
What should I do?
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No. 20815 ID: 6faa8c

>>20813
I've been asking for ages.
What kinda name is 58?
>>
No. 20816 ID: acdc9b

>>20813
slip rat poison into her coffee
kill the interloper
be with fiftyeight forever
forever
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No. 20817 ID: bd2eec

>>20813
Which way does the computer face in the room? If it's away from the door, then just sneak by when her back is turned.
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No. 20819 ID: 8d5a55

>>20813
I think it's less that he's responsible, and more that he just doesn't care to do anything.
Anyway, it looks like you can go through her room, to the balcony, to the living room, as long as you're sneaky?
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No. 20820 ID: 335096

Stuff pillows and things under your covers so it looks like your asleep, then go wait in the closet until your mom is in the computer room.
Then sneak into the living room and turn on the tv. Then a little while later, once thats over, we'll have to wait until mom is distracted and sneak past to get to brothers room.
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No. 20821 ID: fb5d8e
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20821

Allriiiight!!
I'll put pillows in my bed to make it look like I'm sleeping!
I've got all the keys in the house so I can use the balcony to get to the living room, and I'll get big bro from his room while he's still half asleep. Heehee!
Okay, guys, thank you! This is going to be great!



Uhm, as for Fiftyeight's name, he's named after the year mom and dad met which was 1985, but there was a bit of a mistake so now he's Fiftyeight. Oops!
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No. 20823 ID: 782100

>>20813
Just abandon the sneaking plan. Can't really watch a movie if you're trying not to alert someone in the adjacent room. Besides, would your brother even agree to something like this if he is so responsible?
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No. 20824 ID: db097e

>>20821

By the way, how do you intend to "have your way" with your brother, as it were, once you get to him? He's probably not going to just concede to your will so easily.
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No. 20826 ID: bd2eec

>>20824
I wouldn't say that. Have you seen the way he acts when he's all nervous? That boy is pretty weak-willed. Doesn't make it right though.
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No. 20827 ID: 335096

We'll have to convince him of course. We will use our totally super-cuteness and our slyness to convince him that everyone will make fun of us if we dont watch it.
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No. 20828 ID: 8d5a55

>>20824
I should think that's fairly obvious.
"Onii-chan~ I watched a scary movie and now I can't sleep~ Can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Hold me tight, Onii-chan~"
"Oh, Onii-chan, what's this? Heehee~"
"Don't worry, Onii-chan~ I won't tell mom~"
"I'll make you feel good, Onii-chan~"
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No. 20830 ID: fb5d8e
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20830

Yeah! He'll be mine.. I know it might not be easy, but I have to keep trying. It will work! He'll be mine forever!
I'll make him!
I'LL MAKE HIM--

Ohh..

Ohh, guys, look..
He.. He's sleeping..
Ahhh, so cute~
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No. 20832 ID: 6faa8c

>>20830
Oh, too easy. Grab a blanket and slip in with him!

Spooning~!
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No. 20833 ID: 335096

Well, what are you waiting for? Sneak up next to him and nudge him gently in the shoulder.

Or... hmm... I wonder. Get him to touch us. Lets see if we can get inside his dreams that way.
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No. 20834 ID: 3bff57

>>20830
Is he a little girl or something? He's 15 already, why is he not sleeping naked?
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No. 20836 ID: bd2eec

>>20832
At least you are making bodily contact. Slip in next to him.
Let's see what happens.
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No. 20839 ID: 782100

>>20830
Can you really wake something that cute?
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No. 20840 ID: 6164e0

>>20830
You should stand about two inches away from him, and lean in real close.

Then stare. Just stare at him. Don't talk, or giggle, just stare at your precious brother. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.
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No. 20844 ID: 335096

Hmm... I wonder what his breath tastes like... I bet its really nice...
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No. 20848 ID: 476456

See what he tastes like, take a bite.
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No. 20849 ID: db097e

>>20830

Don't forget to close the door behind you! You don't want mom to see!
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No. 20854 ID: fb5d8e
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20854

Eeee! Eee! Okay, okay!
I locked the door! I'm going to get in next to him!
Eee, oh my god, you guuyysss...

Aahhh..
Ahhh he's so waaarm!
Hmm.. Smells like big brother.. aaahh... Aaahh!
Aahh! Aaaah!
I can't think anymore!
This is amazing! Aaahh!
Smells so good..
I think he's been wearing this t-shirt all week.. Aaahh..
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No. 20855 ID: 3bff57

>>20854
Begin dry humping.
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No. 20857 ID: 6faa8c

>>20854
Dawww and creepy at the same time. Reaver, you rock.


Okay, take your time, but... kiss the back of his neck.
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No. 20859 ID: 476456

you could probably get a kiss on the lips while he was asleep.
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No. 20860 ID: 335096

>>20854
Alright if he wakes up just tell him we had a really scary dream and that we're frightened and thats why we're breathing heavily. Try to convince him he allready told us we could sleep with him, he was just half asleep when he said it so he probably doesnt remember. Try to keep quiet. We want to avoid waking him as much as possible.

Oh, and in the morning? Make sure to get up early so you can make breakfast in bed for him. How romantic.
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No. 20862 ID: 82167e

>>20854
Good start! We might not even have to go watch the scary movie after all - but if he does wake up, you can say you were trying to get him to watch it with you!

Now, you do realize, if you're going to successfully do what >>20828 said, you need to be on the OTHER side of him so you can feel... you know. THAT.
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No. 20865 ID: 335096

>>20862
Not necisarilly. She can easilly just scooch down lower and hug hus waist. That gets both arms on it.
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No. 20867 ID: bffa2a

>>20854

I hear you can speak with people when they are asleep and make them dream what you want. Whisper some sweet nothings and naughty things to him. Mayby we can listen on him speak in his sleep. Mayby he will dream of us. Eeeeee.
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No. 20868 ID: 82167e

>>20865
FAR less threatening to find your little sister being the little spoon for you than to find your little sister basically groping the shit out of you with both hands.
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No. 20869 ID: bd2eec

>>20854
the orb is touching him, isn't it?
around her neck and down the shirt, her body is pressed to his

HEY BOSS, WAKE UP
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No. 20876 ID: fb5d8e
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20876

Ahh.. ahhh.. Kiss.. his neck? Yeah.. Ahh... So soft.. Smells like big brother..
..that.. Yeah.. That..
I shouldn't.. I shouldn't.. No no, it's wrong to touch him like this.. but.. but I've worked so hard at school.. I always clean my room and eat my vegetables..
I deserve you, big brother.. All mine..

Wh-what should I whisper to him, guys?
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No. 20881 ID: 476456

Oh its a bit late to worry about whats wrong.
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No. 20884 ID: 6faa8c

>>20876
Good question.

Whisper that there's nothing wrong with it.
Nothing at all...
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No. 20885 ID: 2dd482

>>20876
careful! he's waking up! pretend to be sleeping.
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No. 20888 ID: 82167e

>>20876
Just mumble his name and snuggle close, like you're asleep.
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No. 20891 ID: 335096

>>20876
Just whisper that its ok, its ok, everything is ok, nothing bad is going to happen, its all right.

that way it sounds like we're still worried about bad dreams or scary movies.
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No. 20898 ID: fb5d8e
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20898

Oh no! He's moving!
J-just in time! Thanks!

>".. Janine?"

Aaahh! Aaaahh!
AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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No. 20903 ID: 476456

Be very non chalant! ask him "What?"
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No. 20905 ID: bd2eec

>>20898
Tell him you had a bad dream and felt safer sleeping in his bed.
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No. 20906 ID: 8d5a55

>>20898
You were scared! You were scared because the movie scared you. You were scared, so please, can you sleep with him tonight, big brother?
You're so scared~
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No. 20907 ID: 1afd58

>>20898
You are going to have to calm down if you are going to try to fake being asleep.

If confronted, just cry and say you are scared and you don't want to leave.
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No. 20909 ID: 6faa8c

>>20898
Relax, RELAX.
If he persist, mumble about a scary movie.
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No. 20911 ID: 335096

Just, you need someone to hold you right now so badly, and you dont want to look like we cant handle scary stuff in front of mom cause she allready said we cant watch the scary movie and we just need someone to be with so badly we're really freaking out oh god.
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No. 20915 ID: 7ba0be

Fiftyeight, listen!
Your sister is a psychopath! She wants your penor! Tie her up and find her a psychiatrist!
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No. 20922 ID: fb5d8e
File 124925215396.png - (37.09KB , 800x600 , 90.png )
20922

Ahh! Aaaahh! Okay! Okay! I'm relaxing! I'M CALM!!
I'm telling him I'm really scared and I watched a scary movie and I didn't really watch it but I thought about and then I had a nightmare and I'm really scared and I couldn't sleep and I really don't want to be alone right now and I really want to be with big brother AND IT'S OKAY!!!!!

>"..What? Oh, all the saints in heaven.. You're already 10 years old, Janine."
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No. 20923 ID: fb5d8e
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20923

>"Grow up already.."
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No. 20924 ID: 476456

RUB NOSES!
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No. 20925 ID: 6faa8c

>>20923
DAWWWWWWW.

Thank him quietly and go to sleep for real. Wake up early, make him breakfast.

If mom is around, get her help and say you want to apologize for sleeping in his bed by making him breakfast.
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No. 20926 ID: 6faa8c

>>20925
Addendum: If mother is gone, go for the naked apron look.
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No. 20937 ID: 571eb4

>>20898
"I had such a scaaaaary dream, there was a big guy with wings and an octopus for a head...! I'm so scared brother..."
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No. 20942 ID: 8d5a55

>>20923
Tell him you know you should, but it's still nice, having a big brother to protect you.
It'll make him feel wanted, and needed, even as you agree with him.
"Thankyou, Big Brother~"
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No. 20943 ID: fb5d8e
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20943

S-sleep for real?!
But.. He's so close.. I will never be able to sleep again..!!!




Hgghhaaa.. fffuuuu.... hgghhaaa.. fffuuuu....
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No. 20944 ID: 82167e

>>20943
GOOD MORNING! You're late for school!

...but he's RIGHT THERE...
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No. 20945 ID: 3bff57

>>20943
Seventeen bottles of beer on the wall, seventeen bottle of beer..
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No. 20946 ID: 6faa8c

>>20943
WAKE UP LITTLE GIRL.

TIME TO MAKE BREAKFAST!
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No. 20947 ID: 13a0af

>>20924

This pleases me...
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No. 20949 ID: c01408

>>20944
It's saturday you dunce
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No. 20950 ID: 476456

Go make breakfast..Aprons only. Final destination.
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No. 20952 ID: 2dd482

inspect his morning wood. feign complete innocence if he wakes up.
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No. 20953 ID: 335096

Check status of morning wood. Ask him why his pants seem so tight. kiss him, kiss him good morning you fool!
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No. 20959 ID: fb5d8e
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20959

Hnnn.. What? It's Saturday?
Oooff... I don't feel like getting uuuuppp...
Can't breakfast wait?
What's a morning wood?
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No. 20960 ID: 82167e

>>20959
Let me put it this way. Do you feel anything poking you in the leg right now?
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No. 20961 ID: 2dd482

>>20959
men usually get an erection in the morning before they wake up. It's a biological response to holding in urine for 8+ hours, since an erection blocks off the urinary tract. You should be feeling something poking your thigh.
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No. 20962 ID: 9a71e2

>>20959
The thing poking your leg.
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No. 20963 ID: 13a0af

>>20959
It's Saturday.
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No. 20967 ID: 6faa8c

>>20959
Come on, do it. You can make him breakfast! He'd love that! And you can surprise him by wearing just an arpon~!
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No. 20969 ID: 335096

>>20959
No, breakfast can not wait. We need to fix him breakfast in bed before he wakes up as thanks for letting us sleep with him.

It'll be great, we'll put a little flower in a vase with it and everything. Plus it'll make you seem responsible, and he did tell you to grow up.
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No. 20970 ID: 987386

Does your mom work on Saturdays, Janine?
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No. 20975 ID: 2dd482

Fry up some bacon for breakfast. This way you can, when asked why you're only wearing an apron and panties, claim you didn't want your clothes to get grease stains.
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No. 20979 ID: 6faa8c

>>20975
Capital idea.
CAPITAL.
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No. 20980 ID: 9e9b47

This thread... just makes me drink.
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No. 20983 ID: 335096

>>20975
Second.
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No. 20992 ID: 6164e0

>>20975
Sounds like Fiftyeight would buy it.

Besides, you know you want to try it and see how he responds.
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No. 20993 ID: fb5d8e
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20993

An erection?..Oh! I'm still in brother's bed! Ah! Aaah!
Oh-oh, erection? Do you mean Nocturnal penile tumescence, the spontaneous occurrence of a penile erection during sleep that all men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience, usually three to five times during the night, typically during REM sleep?
Hmmmm--




EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYESHEDIDHEDIDHEDID
HEHADONE
HEHADONE
EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHEDIDANERECTION
ISAWITISAWIT

OKAY

LET'S MAKE BREAKFAST!!!
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No. 20995 ID: c01408

>>20993
>ISAWITISAWIT
Only through the boxers.
Next time, make it your mission to let nothing come between you two~
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No. 20996 ID: 6faa8c

>>20993
Yes, let's. Find an apron, some bacon, a spatula, and a pan.

Because that is ALL you're gonna need.
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No. 20997 ID: 806f2b

>>20993
Make him a decadent breakfast, he likes to take his time eating after all.
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No. 20999 ID: 6164e0

>>20996
Apron has to be frilly, though.

'Tis critical.
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No. 21001 ID: 571eb4

>>20997
And by decadent we mean you should masturbate until you cum and use that as an ingredient.
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No. 21002 ID: 6faa8c

>>20999
Indeed, but no frillies available, we shall settle for a normal one.
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No. 21004 ID: 806f2b

>>21001
No sssssssilly, that is not a subsstitute for oil.
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No. 21005 ID: 13034c

>>21004
it's not a substitute for anything, it's an additional ingredient.
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No. 21006 ID: c01408

Yes, this plan seems reasonable:
If your mother is gone for the morning, wear only an apron to make him breakfast. If he questions your attire, inform him you thought this was how it was supposed to be worn.
And feel more than free to add your own special ingredients to the mix~ ♥
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No. 21007 ID: 335096

Make sure to put a bit of spit and sweat into it. A drop of blood for preference as well. That way... when he eats it? It'll be like a bit of you is inside of him. How romantic.
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No. 21009 ID: 571eb4

>>21004
Mix it in with syrup on waffles or something.
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No. 21017 ID: fb5d8e
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21017

Uhmmmm!! Mom is here, you guys! She's clipping her nails, eeewww!
Since the couch is turned away from the kitchen I can spit it and bleed and stuff, but I can't masturbate with mom in the same room!
Shall I ask her for a frilly apron?

>"Good morning, honey. You sure are energetic for a Saturday morning."
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No. 21019 ID: 987386

Check if mom's home. You can get away with more if she's not.
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No. 21020 ID: 571eb4

>>21017
Ask if you can cook breakfast today?
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No. 21021 ID: 335096

>>21017
"Well, we had some good dreams. Though we're still a little annoyed that you wouldnt let us stay up for that movie. Hey has 58 seemed a bit down lately to you? I was thinking of making him some breakfast in bed. Where are the aprons?"
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No. 21022 ID: 13034c

>>21017
"I'm gonna make breakfast!"

and then do so. Masturbation is probably a bust, but you can definitely bleed in it.
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No. 21023 ID: 6faa8c

>>21017
Tell her this:
"I got a nightmare and 58 let me sleep in his bed, so I'm making him breakfast! Can you help so I don;t screw up?"
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No. 21024 ID: 1afd58

>>21017
"I had a good sleep mom."

Anyway, forget making breakfast then, it would probably be really suspicious at this point.

Maybe just go take a shower and relieve some of your tension in there.

You need to calm down a bit anyway, Janine.
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No. 21026 ID: 95484a

Yeah, better not make any "special" food if she's going to eat it too.

I mean, that'd just be weird, right?
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No. 21027 ID: 6164e0

>>21017
This is the question for you to consider Janine:

Which is more important, keeping your love of your brother secret or being with him as much as possible?

So either head back and take a shower or ask for the apron. ALL OR NOTHING.
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No. 21028 ID: 987386

>>21017
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No. 21033 ID: fb5d8e
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21033

Okay, guys, here goes!

>"I got a nightmare and 58 let me sleep in his bed, so I'm making him breakfast! Can you help so I don't screw up? Are there any aprons?"
>"Ofcourse, honey! How thoughtful of you. Check the cupboards under the sink. I'll be with you in a moment."

Yay, mom seems to really like the idea!
Uhmm...! But if she helps me , I can't mix in my bodily fluids! Maybe I might as well take a shower while she makes it?
No, I want to make him breakfast! HE'S /MY/ HUSBAND!!
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No. 21035 ID: 1afd58

>>21033
Well don't do the bodily fluids thing. There will be plenty of time to swap fluids later.

Just make him a nice breakfast that he will enjoy <3
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No. 21036 ID: 806f2b

>>21033
No my queen, he isss not your husband yet. He will be your husssband once you conssumate your love for him.
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No. 21038 ID: 6faa8c

>>21033
There you go!
See, the whole part about mixing in bodily fluids is nice, but...

Concentrate and learn from this experiance as much as you can! Then, when she's away at work on monday, you can do whatever you want with it!
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No. 21039 ID: 335096

>>21033
We can allways put something in it when we go to serve it to him. Don't worry, we'll get this yet.
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No. 21041 ID: 571eb4

>>21033
She'll have to look away from you eventually, right? Spit one quick like in there and cover it up.
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No. 21046 ID: 476456

You could always prick your finger and make it look like an accident!
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No. 21057 ID: fb5d8e
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21057

Okay, guys! It's done! I paid close attention so tomorrow I'll be able to do it by myself! I think I should collect some of my vaginal fluids tonight, so I can use it right away.
For now; eggs, bacon, toast and a glass of milk for my beloved big brother!!
Mom is probably going to lounge on the couch again, so I'll have some privacy in the hallway.
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No. 21060 ID: 6faa8c

>>21057
Awww, you're so sweet!
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No. 21062 ID: 335096

>>21057
Outstanding, make sure we hide the spit and blood though.

Now.. the real question is whether or not we get naked on the way there.
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No. 21066 ID: 6faa8c

>>21062
YES.
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No. 21067 ID: 2dd482

>>21062
Better not get naked while mom is in the house. Unless we pull that towel-to-the-shower trick again.
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No. 21068 ID: 2732b7

>>21057
Kiddo, is your mom just fat or did she get knocked up again?
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No. 21069 ID: 1afd58

>>21057
Don't put weird things in there, Janine. There's time for that stuff later.

For now, just let him have your nice breakfast you cooked for him.
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No. 21073 ID: bd2eec

No, damn it! Don't you see this is wrong? Brother or not, this kind of love is horrible. It's not love.

It's obsession.
Lust.
Every way love can go wrong, that's what this is.
>>
No. 21074 ID: 571eb4

>>21073
Don't be ridiculous!
>>
No. 21075 ID: b2c6ce

>>21073
Agreed. Stop this ridiculousness and give us back to your brother.
>>
No. 21076 ID: 6faa8c

>>21073
Hush you.
>>
No. 21077 ID: bd2eec

>>21074
The rest of you are acting ludicrously.
Forcing a child to go even deeper into this vile state of depravity?
Utter madness.
>>
No. 21078 ID: 806f2b

>>21075
LIESSSSSSSSSSSs. Thisss one does not know of what he ssspeaksss, we love you queen! Keep us with you, forever...
>>
No. 21080 ID: 6faa8c

>>21077
nofunallowed.jpg
>>
No. 21081 ID: 335096

Look kid, so long as you don't try to throw us in Mount Doom, the final decision is entirely up to you, ok? So don't let these little inter-orb arguments worry you too much. You do what you feel is best.
>>
No. 21082 ID: bd2eec

>>21080
This isn't a matter of that.
If this love were innocent and pure, who would I be to deny it?
But no. This is insane.
>>
No. 21083 ID: 806f2b

>>21077
Oh but ssso lonely are we... the little one ssshould pity usss. If only ssshe could come inssside thisss little orb.
>>
No. 21085 ID: 6faa8c

>>21082
Ha, I bet you hate Xom, too.
>>
No. 21087 ID: b2c6ce

>>21082
Agreed again. This isn't fun so much as creepy as all hell.
>>
No. 21088 ID: 571eb4

>>21082
Psh. The last time anyone's love was innocent and pure was when they were leetle behby.
>>
No. 21089 ID: fb5d8e
File 12492604163.png - (31.64KB , 800x600 , 98.png )
21089

Wh.. What are you guys saying?
I.. I made him breakfast.. and I put on the apron..
Am I doing it wrong? Am I doing everything wrong?
I-I just want big brother to love me..
I don't understand..
>>
No. 21091 ID: 335096

>>21089
Your thinking too much, girl. now's your chance. Go in and give him breakfast. otherwise its all been for nothing.
>>
No. 21092 ID: 6faa8c

>>21089
Ignore those idiots and give him his food.
>>
No. 21093 ID: 806f2b

>>21089
No little one, wrong is only something like destroying the world on purpose.
>>
No. 21094 ID: b2c6ce

>>21089
We're saying, it's fine for you to love your brother as a sibling, but you shouldn't confuse it for romantic love and/or lust. We already know he loves you. As his little sister. If you keep going down this path, not only are you going to end up insane and committed, you are probably only going to alienate him.
>>
No. 21095 ID: 571eb4

>>21087
>SSQ
>Rape Quest
>alexquest
Your point being?
>>
No. 21096 ID: 95484a

>>21089
Actually, the breakfast thing with the apron and all is nice. So far so good. Just don't overdo it.
>>
No. 21097 ID: 6164e0

>>21089
...Perhaps.... perhaps it is best if you bring us back to your brother, and forget us.

You have a loving and trustworthy brother, and there is no reason to despoil such a deep relationship.

Go return us, and forget.
>>
No. 21098 ID: 335096

>>21097
But we loves our precious...
>>
No. 21099 ID: bd2eec

>>21091
You've come this far, dear, go ahead and give him the breakfast for letting him sleep with you.
But little girl, if you really have feelings for your brother, keep them innocent.
Don't let them get twisted into such crazed workings that would more frighten Fiftyeight than attract him.
Like this bodily fluids in his foodstuffs?
My dear girl, that is just. Disgusting.
Ask yourself, would you want someone doing that to your food?
Just, leave these carnal desires from your mind and keep your love for your brother, if going beyond familial still, innocent.
>>
No. 21100 ID: 2dd482

Don't listen to those faggots. Your brother is yours and yours alone to love. you don't want some hobag coming and stealing his love away from you, do you? Go in there, give him his breakfast.
>>
No. 21101 ID: 6faa8c

>>21099
Actually, this is more like it.
>>
No. 21102 ID: 571eb4

>>21099
>Ask yourself, would you want someone doing that to your food?
I most certainly would.
>>
No. 21107 ID: 82167e

>>21089
Don't worry about the dissenting voices in here. You're really doing just fine - and haven't you been so happy with all we've been helping you with over the last day? Keep it up, you're on the right track. We know you just want your brother to love you and to be yours. We'll help you.
>>
No. 21109 ID: 806f2b

>>21102
Agreed, if they gave me a little blood in my food I would just be happy they were willing to give me something so important. Although flesh is far tastier than blood.
>>
No. 21110 ID: 6faa8c

Bladetree all up in here.
>>
No. 21111 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926122262.png - (36.81KB , 800x600 , 99.png )
21111

I don't uunderstaaaannnddddd..
I just want to love big brootheerrrrr...
Uuuhhh..
Uhhuuuhhh hhuuuuuhhhh..
Uuuuuhhhh..

>"J-Janine?"
>"Fiftyeight! What did you do?!"
>"N-nothing! She just started crying!"
>>
No. 21112 ID: bffa2a

>>21089

They are saying the orb is evil incarnate. You must carry it in the land of Mordor and throw it down to fires of Mt.Doom. That or wring your hands in glee and bask in the wickedness that is your future. Now give breakfast to your brother while the orb plots how to make your brothers life a living hell.
>>
No. 21113 ID: 7ba0be

>>21112
You may need a Sam for that.
>>
No. 21114 ID: 1afd58

>>21111
Janine! We're sorry!
>>
No. 21115 ID: c01408

YOU'VE COME TOO FAR TO GIVE UP
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE VOICES OF RESERVE

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE WORDS OF THE PROUD

HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST
HE WHO DARES, WINS
>>
No. 21116 ID: 2dd482

>>21101
>>21099
>>21097
>>21094
>>21082

These voices don't want your brother to love you. They want your brother to find ELIZABETH. THE WHORE. Don't listen to them.
>>
No. 21117 ID: 476456

aw. Tell your mom its not his fault before he gets in trouble.
>>
No. 21118 ID: 6faa8c

>>21111
GODDAMNIT BLADETREE

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
>>
No. 21119 ID: 335096

"I... I made you breakfast big... big brother..." Hand him the tray. Hold off your tears as much as possible.
>>
No. 21120 ID: 2abfb1

OH LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

YOU MADE HER CRY.

WAY TO GO, GUYS. WAY TO GO.
>>
No. 21121 ID: 571eb4

>>21111
Awwww it's okay. Stifle those tears for now and hand him the food, then we'll go and work on getting him to see how much he needs you~
>>
No. 21122 ID: 6164e0

>>21111
Janine, you know how important our brother is.
You don't want to give him up for some strange delusions heard from an orb?

Just give us back to him, and forget about us.
>>
No. 21123 ID: 987386

It seems it's almost time for you to decide what YOU want, Janine, and to ignore all advice contrary. Contrary advice is one of the hazards of the orb that must be overcome.
>>
No. 21124 ID: 806f2b

>>21111
Do not cry little queen, we are just having a little squabble amongst ourselves. Please don't cry, you will make us sad and your brother sad.
>>
No. 21125 ID: 7ba0be

>>21120
Dude.
She's just a fucking brat.
She'll cry for no reason to get what she want.
Ignore her goddamn it.
>>
No. 21127 ID: 2abfb1

Guys. Guys. Janine should abandon her craaaazy incest hijinks.

And Muschio should stop trying to be evil.

And Mudy should train.
>>
No. 21129 ID: 6faa8c

>>21127
See that's what's so weird: Nobody is bothered by Mudy and Raital, even thpugh Raital is far more agressive than Janine is.
>>
No. 21130 ID: 335096

GUYZ! GUYZ! Quit messing with her head. She just wants to be closer to her brother. Whats wrong with that? Little girl... you need to decide what you want. We exist only to advice you towards getting what you desire.
>>
No. 21133 ID: 806f2b

>>21129
I take a stance against Mudy X Raital hijinks myself.
>>
No. 21134 ID: 276781

>>20959
Janine. Janine, listen.
Sometimes we voices disagree with each other.
It may be confusing, but know this - we only have your best interests in mind.

Everything will be alright.
When your mother and brother ask why you were crying, tell them a very sad thought popped into your head and you couldn't help it.

Do not worry~
We'll always be here within the ORB to help you.
>>
No. 21135 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926208390.png - (36.80KB , 800x600 , 100.png )
21135

>"I- *hic* I made you breakfast big- *hic* big brother..."

>"Th-thank you, Janine. I truly appreciate it."
>>
No. 21137 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926210644.png - (40.53KB , 800x600 , 101.png )
21137

Uuuhhuuuuhh.. hhuuuuhhh... hhuuuhuuuuuhhhh...
>>
No. 21139 ID: 335096

Way to go guys. You people are monsters.

Cheer up little girl. It'll be allright. Here, give us to your brother, we'll have a talk to him.
>>
No. 21140 ID: 6164e0

>>21135
>>21137
Well now I feel bad :(
>>
No. 21142 ID: 7ba0be

>>21137
STOP THIS DRAMATIZING SHIT.
Tie him up when he's asleep and rape him. Jeez, is it THAT hard?
>>
No. 21143 ID: acdc9b

>>21139
Yes, please do pass us to your brother.

She needs someone to explain the birds and the bees to her, and why what she's feeling can't work out. Think of the messed-up incest babies, for cripes' sake. No more of that 'she'll figure it out on her own' indifference crap.
>>
No. 21144 ID: 571eb4

>>21133
>8I
>>
No. 21145 ID: 335096

I mean it guys, she's like, 10, and she's confused an in love. Try to be supportive. Geeze.
>>
No. 21146 ID: 1afd58

>>21137
Janine it's ok. We love you, and so does 58. Cheer up, Janine.
>>
No. 21148 ID: 806f2b

>>21137
Oh my poor queen, I wish I could console you better. But all I can do is offer advice.
>>
No. 21149 ID: 6faa8c

>>21143
Plus, half of this is our fault. We need the orb to be handed to 58. so he can explain the dangers we pose.
>>
No. 21150 ID: bffa2a

>>21134

>we only have your best interests in mind

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Oh right, you can't see me do the evil maniac laugh. Hey kid, the orb is evil. We will help you attain whatever goal you wish but know that it will cost your soul and what you get may not actually make you happy.

So steel yourself kid, what is it gonna be?
>>
No. 21151 ID: 782100

>>21137
Look, you made her cry. Are you happy?
>>
No. 21152 ID: c01408

>>21142
>Tie him up when he's asleep and rape him.
>STOP THIS DRAMATIZING SHIT.
FUCK YOU COWARD
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
>>
No. 21155 ID: 7ba0be

>>21137
Nice ass, kiddo.
>>
No. 21156 ID: 8d5a55

>>21137
Oh jesus stop crying damnit.
Look at you. I stop talking for five minutes and you fucking break her. She's broken. Are you happy now? I hope you're happy.
Janine? J... Janine. Listen. Listen, honey. Are you listening? Stop crying, honey. It'll be okay. I promise. Please stop crying.
>>
No. 21162 ID: 7ba0be

>>21152
This is not love. It's lust.
>>
No. 21165 ID: 571eb4

>>21162
Now what on earth makes you think that?
>>
No. 21166 ID: 276781

>>21150
I swear I have no idea what you're talking about~
While some of us want to steer her down a bad path, many of us do indeed have her best interests in mind.

Janine. The ORB can be overwhelming at times. If you need to take a break from us, for your sake, we will understand. Be strong, little one~
>>
No. 21167 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926298185.png - (43.73KB , 800x600 , 102.png )
21167

I don't understand, you guys.. I really really love big brother and I work so hard.. Why am I always the villain?
I just want us to be happy together..
Well.. Thank you for supporting me.. Some of you.. I'll try to ignore the bad ones from now on.

>"Janine, honey? Are you okay? Do you want to talk?"
>>
No. 21168 ID: bd2eec

>>21156
Broken?
Not even.
She's just upset because we confused her with our difference of opinions.
>>
No. 21169 ID: 335096

"Mom... How do you get a boy to love you?"
>>
No. 21171 ID: 6faa8c

>>21167
You have two options: CONFESS or HIDE it.

Either that, or hand her us, and say you feel guilty about stealing something so precious from him.
>>
No. 21172 ID: 9a71e2

>>21167
Give her the orb.
We promise not to tell about you.
>>
No. 21173 ID: 1afd58

>>21167
Tell your mom that you are sad because you want your brother to spend more time with you. He always seems so cold and distant and you aren't sure he even loves you any more.

It will help make him be around you more, Janine <3
>>
No. 21174 ID: 6faa8c

>>21169
OH, THIS IS GOOD.

We can just pretend 58 is some other boy at school we like.
>>
No. 21175 ID: 7ba0be

>>21173
Seconded.
>>
No. 21177 ID: 571eb4

>>21174
No, I think she'd get suspicious since we started crying right at Onii-chan's door.
>>
No. 21178 ID: 7ba0be

>>21173
>>21169
I can't choose...
>>
No. 21181 ID: 6faa8c

>>21177
58 looks just like boy in question.
>>
No. 21182 ID: bd2eec

>>21174
Wonderful idea.
Mother may not approve if she actually learns who it is, so play it as if Fiftyeight is another boy who you'd like to spend more time with but aren't sure how.
>>
No. 21183 ID: 987386

Ask about Dad, if it's not too rough on you.
>>
No. 21186 ID: bffa2a

>>21166
>>21167

No, what we have in mind are the best intrests of her current stated goal in mind. Not her overall wellbeing. This is what makes the orbs evil so insidious. You must keep this in mind. While we will do our utmost for you to attain your one goal everything else will suffer in it's wake. This is the price of the orb, this is the price you must pay. Will you sacrifice everything for love?
>>
No. 21196 ID: 276781

>>21186
The ORB is not inherently evil, nor is it inherently good. It only IS.

We voices of the ORB may make suggestions one views as 'evil' or 'good', but it is entirely based upon the perception of its bearer.

The ORB is a powerful tool. It has saved lives and has taken them. Our purpose is to lead our bearer to their goal.

...And sometimes, to confuse their enemies.
>>
No. 21198 ID: 7ba0be

>>21196
Yes. This is it, little brat.
Listen to those you think are right, for we are not one.
>>
No. 21200 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926415684.png - (47.91KB , 800x600 , 103.png )
21200

Allright.. I'll pretend 58 is a boy at school and ask mom for advice.

>"Mom... How do you get a boy to love you?"
>"Ooh.. So that's what this is about.. Well, honey, it is very important to always be yourself. You like the boy for who is he is, and not what he pretends to be, right?"
>"Hmm-hmm."
>"So show him who you really are as well. There's no need to be shy or adapt yourself."
>"Hmm.. How did you make dad fall in love with you?"
>"Ooh.. I think your father and me simply had the same interests that got us closer together. Eventually it turned into love."
>"Okay.. Thanks, mom."
>"Any time, sweety. Just come to me whenever you're feeling down, allright? You gave me and your brother quite the scare there. Would you like me to call your coach and cancel today's hockeypractice?"

Hockeypractice is in about 2 hours from now. On one hand we got a tournament coming up next month, but on the other hand I'm already one of the top players.
>>
No. 21202 ID: 6faa8c

>>21200
Yeah, tell her to make the call. Then give us back to your brother.
>>
No. 21203 ID: 335096

We cannot miss any practices. Imagine how prowd 58 will feel watching us score the winning goal.
>>
No. 21204 ID: bd2eec

>>21200
A little more practice is always good, even for the better and best.
Go to your hockey practice and keep your skills sharp. Impress your brother with how good you'll do.
>>
No. 21205 ID: 806f2b

>>21200
Go to hockey, leave us with your brother. We will chat with him.
>>
No. 21206 ID: acdc9b

>>21200
Yess. Go to practice.

Pass us to 58.
>>
No. 21207 ID: 571eb4

>>21203
Seconded.
>>
No. 21208 ID: 806f2b

>>21206
Oh no, you are not ssstealing my lisp.
>>
No. 21211 ID: 276781

>>21200
Is there any harm in attending practice and bettering yourself and your abilities, Janine?

Do you like playing hockey?
It might be nice to see your friends. And we won't be going away, as long as your brother still lives in this house. We'll still be here to help.
>>
No. 21216 ID: bffa2a

>>21196

Except the wearer is a confused 10 year old kid who can't be expected to make correct the decisions or even to know what she really wants. The ideas we present are harmful in their multitude and usually ignore everything outside the goal. Evil.
>>
No. 21221 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926505928.png - (29.31KB , 800x600 , 104.png )
21221

Guuuyys, shut up about why you're here already! Jeez, it's not like it matters.

Anyway, I told mom I will be going to practice today. I'll give you guys back to big bro before I get ready.

..Uuuhmm.. He went back to sleep?
>>
No. 21222 ID: 476456

Check if he ate your food.
>>
No. 21223 ID: 571eb4

>>21221
Poke him to see if he wakes up. If not, cop a feel.
>>
No. 21225 ID: 145c6d

>>21221
Snuggle up to him.
>>
No. 21226 ID: 335096

>>21221
Hug him and appologise about earlier. Let him know we just want to spend more time with him is all and we really appreciate last night. Ask him how breakfast was.
>>
No. 21228 ID: 276781

>>21221
You may leave us in his hand.
...And have fun at practice, Janine.
>>
No. 21253 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926612440.png - (32.37KB , 800x600 , 105.png )
21253

I give him a hug and tell him I'm sorry and thank him for last night.
Hmm.. He must be asleep.
It looks like he didn't even touch his breakfast..

..but it's okay. When I see him sleeping like this, I feel so privileged. I'll see this hidden face that noone else will see.
I'll smell his hair for a bit..
Hmm..

Do you know that feeling, where you love someone so much.. that it hurts?

Dear big brother..
That's how I feel for you.
>>
No. 21255 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926615410.png - (24.72KB , 800x600 , 106.png )
21255

Chapter 6:
"I too was a taker, not ever a giver. I took his life, I stood and delivered."
>>
No. 21256 ID: 335096

>>21253

Can we steal a lock of his hair? Lets do that and keep it with us always.
>>
No. 21263 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926651124.png - (28.63KB , 800x600 , 107.png )
21263

>>
No. 21266 ID: 335096

'sup bro.
>>
No. 21268 ID: 335096

Hey, dude. Wake up. You gonna eat that? We're starving here.
>>
No. 21269 ID: 806f2b

>>21263
Hello again, do you like leaving usss on door handlesss?
>>
No. 21270 ID: 6164e0

>>21263
Hey.

Life seem any less boring? No? Then lets get up and do something.
>>
No. 21274 ID: 571eb4

>>21263
Why the fuck are you asleep at this hour you lazy fucker?
>>
No. 21275 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926690043.png - (29.66KB , 800x600 , 108.png )
21275

Surely you double-jest.
There is no way I could eat such a pile of grease, nor do I intend to do anything different today.
All remains equally meaningless, even after.. --How did that manga get on my bed..
Ah, I don't feel like thinking about it.

It's Saturday, which means no responsibilities to face nor faces to bring smiles to, thus it is a day to be bedridden and attempt to drown out any thought.
>>
No. 21281 ID: 335096

Yeah, but thats boring. I thought we were going to hunt down elizabeth. Come on dude. Plus, seriously? Your sister made that herself as thanks, and you're not going to eat it? Man, you're a dick, you know that? Geeze. Here we are, trying to make your pathetic life better and all you do is bitch and moan. ENOUGH! Eat the goddamn breakfast and get ready for a day of tracking down the love of your life. You are NOT dying a virgin on my watch, you get me, boy?
>>
No. 21282 ID: 9a71e2

>>21275
You goit, if you won't think, then WE'LL MAKE YOU.
What if everyone sees colors differently, and the only reason they call them the same names is because of peer pressure?
Why will people ignore a homeless person then put money in a salvation army bo just down the street?
If life is so pointless, why don't you at least reproduce to keep the joke going?
>>
No. 21283 ID: 806f2b

>>21275
EAT THE FOOD PROVIDED TO YOU! I am sure whoever made it for you would feel terrible if you didn't, stupid ungrateful sod! Now get up and eat that fatty goodness.
>>
No. 21284 ID: f2de2f

>>21275
YOUR LITTLE SISTER WANTS TO USE YOUR PENIS TO STIMULATE HER VAGINA FOR THE PURPOSE OF DERIVING PLEASURE OF A SEXUAL NATURE FROM THE ACT. If you get my meaning.
>>
No. 21285 ID: 6164e0

>>21275
Look dude, wake up, put us in someone's pocket, and we'll see how much money we can make the world give you before the sun sets.
>>
No. 21290 ID: 571eb4

>>21275
Get a hobby. I suggest this neat little game called Warhammer40K. You'd probably like the Tau the best, but the Orks seem like they might be your style too.
>>
No. 21294 ID: f2de2f

>>21290
How can you have a personality that matches the Tau AND the Orks? They are polar opposites.
And now he's going to think his brain is going crazy because of this discussion.
>>
No. 21295 ID: 9a71e2

>>21294
Hey, if we argue enough, he might get up.
WARHAMS IS TERRIBLE
PLAY A REAL MANS GAME
WARMACHINE, BITCHES
>>
No. 21300 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926793392.png - (31.35KB , 800x600 , 109.png )
21300

I couldn't care any less about Warhammer, be it 40k or Fantasy. Such a vile product or entertainment, where supposed creativity and imagination is forced into plastic shapes. It is no more interesting than telephone games on TV or painting your room in the same color as your idol's skin.




I'll eat some of the food.
Any other bright ideas that do not try to make me molest my sister?
>>
No. 21302 ID: 335096

>>21300
Yeah. Lets hunt down Elizabeth.

Where were you that vacation so many years ago?
>>
No. 21303 ID: 1afd58

>>21300
I dunno man. You lack any desire to do anything. Go back to sleep you lazy fuck.
>>
No. 21304 ID: f2de2f

>>21300
We don't have to make you. She's totally going to tie you up and ride your dick without our help.
>>
No. 21305 ID: 571eb4

>>21295
>8I Don't be a faggot.

>>21294
They both have a purpose in life that they're totally convinced of.
>>
No. 21307 ID: 806f2b

>>21300
Hmmm nope, molest your sisssster. Alternatively, find Elizabeth.
>>
No. 21308 ID: f2de2f

>>21305
So does every race in WH, except the Necrons, who have no thoughts and the Squats, because they d
>>
No. 21309 ID: f44349

>>21300
You're a regular ball o' sunshine ain'tcha?
What happened to finding Elizabeth, huh?
>>
No. 21311 ID: 571eb4

>>21300
Okay fine. Why don't we go see if we can wake the Old Ones? That ought to be a real hoot.
>>
No. 21312 ID: 571eb4

>>21308
>Squats, because they d
I see wut yo
>>
No. 21313 ID: f2de2f

>>21300
If you don't want to find Elisabeth, then at least try to determine Kira's true identity before he kills again.
>>
No. 21319 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926873932.png - (40.69KB , 800x600 , 110.png )
21319

In The Lord's Glory's Sanctity, I already said I have no idea where we had that vacation. We were traveling to random places for a week, then finally settled at that camping spot.
I'll ask mother.

>"Fiftyeight, your father called to ask if you would visit him today. Call him back if you won't, allright?"
>>
No. 21320 ID: 1afd58

>>21319
Thank your mother for passing along the message. Ask how her day is going.

You don't have to care, but asking will make her happier.
>>
No. 21321 ID: 335096

>>21319
Your dad'll probably remember where you were. Ask your mom, and if she doesnt know, guess we gotta go visit your dad.
>>
No. 21323 ID: 335096

Hey, your mothers kind of hot. You tapping that?
>>
No. 21324 ID: 571eb4

>>21319
I dunno. Maybe you should go cheer Janine on at hockey practice? I'm sure she'd appreciate it.
>>
No. 21337 ID: 276781

>>21319
Do you see? I told you you'd be seeing your stepsister again soon. Fate has a way of sticking it to you.

It'll be fine, though. We'll be there and we'll help you deal. And just as the others said, perhaps your father can remember where that vacation was... and you will be one step closer to finding Elizabeth.
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No. 21339 ID: fb5d8e
File 124926935073.png - (39.27KB , 800x600 , 111.png )
21339

I believe having sex with my mother is one of the lowest ranking priorities I have today. You may even consider it not to be interesting to me at all. Infact, it goes into the negatives.
Ah, I had promised to tell her I appreciate the work she does and that I love you, hadn't I.
I'll also ask her about her day.

>"Thanks. Hey mom. I love you. Thanks for taking care of me and Janine. How is your day?"
>"Awww, Fiddy, you don't have to thank me for that. I love you too. And I am having a very relaxing day, thank you. I am catching up on some reading right now."
>"Sounds good. Say, do you know where we had the vacation three years ago?"
>"..Hmmm..? I believe that was at the Sunshine Fields at the lake. Would you like to go there again? It's close by. You could go together with Janine."
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No. 21344 ID: 806f2b

>>21339
Yeeesssss, take Janine with you. She would enjoy it ssso very much.
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No. 21347 ID: dc3ed5

>>21344
I second this motion.
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No. 21348 ID: 335096

That sounds pretty relaxing, really. Can we get a phone book for that area?
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No. 21349 ID: 1afd58

>>21339
I'm not sure you should take your sister to a place to look up information about a girl you've lied to Janine about at least once already.

Might be better to run solo on this, broseph.
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No. 21350 ID: 7ba0be

Alright dude. Your sister is obsessed with you. I mean, incest-wise. She wanted to put vaginal juice in your breakfast and almost molested you when you slept.
Tell her it's wrong.
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No. 21361 ID: dc3ed5

>>21350
The only part that was wrong was that if he was asleep he wouldn't appreciate it as much.
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No. 21367 ID: 33bb8b

You know, earlier you pointed out that finding Elizabeth again would be the sort of thing that only happened in romance stories and the like. But if your life WAS a romance story, Elizabeth would probably turn out to be your new step-sister. It even fits! Dad met Elizabeth's mom on that vacation, and soon your parents got a divorce cause of Dad's affair.
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No. 21369 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927031935.png - (32.49KB , 800x600 , 112.png )
21369

Okay, listen. I do not appreciate your feeble attempts to entice me into having erotic fantasies about my little sister. She is a sweet and innocent young lady who does not deserve such treatment.

And I don't know what kind of camping sites you are used to, but I doubt I will be able to find out information about a single girl named Elizabeth Something who stayed there three years ago.

Anyway, I best call my dad to tell him I won't be coming over. If he wanted to see me he should not have skipped out of his marriage.
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No. 21371 ID: 33bb8b

>>21367
>>21369
You should totally not blow off your dad because what if?!
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No. 21372 ID: 6164e0

>>21369
No, we should go visit him.
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No. 21373 ID: 1afd58

>>21369
Nah man, go see your dad.

He might have gotten away from the marriage, but he's still your father. He still wants to see his son.

Don't ignore him just to spite him. When he's gone forever, you'll regret not spending all the time you could with him.
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No. 21374 ID: 7ba0be

>>21369
Tell your sister you know about how she loves you and tell her it's not right, that she's a psychopath etc.
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No. 21376 ID: 806f2b

>>21367
I almost forgot about that. I had that theory in my head earlier to. ASK DAD ABOUT HIS STEPDAUGHTER! Invite her to the campsite along with Janine. I just want you to have a better relationship with your family.
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No. 21378 ID: dc3ed5

>>21369
Oho, quite defensive now aren't you?
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No. 21379 ID: 335096

Your dad might be able to get us more info dude. Its worth it for love. And since you wont tap either of the two ladies in your house, thats looking like the only alternative.
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No. 21380 ID: dc3ed5

>>21374
Now why would he think it isn't right if he doesn't care about anything?
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No. 21384 ID: 7ba0be

>>21380
Because he doesn't want his innocent little sister in his pants.
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No. 21389 ID: dc3ed5

>>21384
>innocent little sister
>Janine wants to kill Elizabeth and has knowledge of "every sexy thing" due to internets.
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No. 21393 ID: fb5d8e
File 12492709281.png - (32.54KB , 800x600 , 113.png )
21393

I am not defensive about incest, I am simply a little tensed due to the manga-incident that happened less than 24 hours ago as you may recall. So please, enough about my sister already.

Very well. I get it. I understand.
It does not really make any difference if I lay in bed the whole day or spend time with my father as both are equally uninteresting.

>"Hey Marcus."
>"Fiftyeight! Hey, thanks for calling me back. Are you coming to the barbeque today?"
>"I wasn't told there was going to be a barbeque."
>"W.. Well, it's nothing big. I just thought that perhaps we could do something manly together."
>"I won't be eating."
>"A-allright, that's fine, Fiftyeight. Your company will make us very happy."
>"Then I shall see you soon. Goodbye, Marcus."
>"See you later, Fiftyei--"

Allright. I guess I should get ready.
My t-shirt is beginning to smell a bit. Actually, it smells like Janine, which is kind of relaxing, but is far from appropiate barbeque wear.
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No. 21395 ID: 806f2b

>>21393
Time to scrub the fuck up! A shower, some fresh clothes maybe even do something with your hair man.
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No. 21396 ID: 2abfb1

>>21393
Wow. You call your dad by his first name?

This guy we are possessing is a first-class douchecastle.
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No. 21397 ID: 7ba0be

>>21393
...relaxing? I see where this is going.
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No. 21398 ID: 806f2b

>>21396
I know right. I mean if he didn't get out of bed and eat that breakfast I was gonna say "LETS ROLL" and try to GTFO of here.
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No. 21399 ID: 335096

>>21393
Yeah. Make yourself presentable. You might meet a nice girl there. God knows you need it.
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No. 21400 ID: 33bb8b

honestly, wearing the same shirt for more than a week straight works out to be more of a hassle than changing it, because if you don't change it you have to listen to your mom scold you for a while and THEN change your shirt.
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No. 21401 ID: 6faa8c

Well, you still have her name and the memory of her face. You have an internet connection, right?

FACEBOOK.

MYSPACE.

FIND HER.
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No. 21404 ID: 6faa8c

>>21396
His father left the marraige, and he's unhappy about it.
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No. 21405 ID: 82167e

>>21393
Alright, look, kid. I gotta ask. What's this 'dark truth' you alluded to back when? It's obviously pretty strongly affecting what you're doing these days, and if you want us to help you, you gotta tell us about yourself. What's up?
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No. 21408 ID: 7ba0be

>>21396
...I call my dad by his first name :O
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No. 21417 ID: dc3ed5

>>21396
>insinuating parents are anything more than other people
8I
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No. 21420 ID: 1afd58

>>21417
They are, you ass. They are your parents. They deserve at least the respect due for raising you.
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No. 21422 ID: 806f2b

>>21408
>>21417
I think this also has to do with hanging the phone up on the guy mid sentence.
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No. 21425 ID: dc3ed5

>>21420
My mom is a terrible person who deserves no respect at all.
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No. 21427 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927228939.png - (35.13KB , 800x600 , 114.png )
21427

I am not comfortable calling that man 'dad' after he ditched my mom for another woman. However, he is trying to make amends and actively seeks contact with me and Janine and frankly, I don't care enough to be angry forever.

I don't use the internet. It's rather pointless. Things do not become interesting simply by increasing their quantity.

The Dark Truth should speak for itself. A thin veil lies on our lives, that makes things romantic, fun, new, worthy of our curiosity. It is below that veil where the truth lies: Everything is utterly random, pointless, incoherent waves of the cosmos, that will come and fade without reason. There's no point to anything, and that's makes everything pointless.
I would inform the world of it, but that would be like pouring salt in the ocean.

Should I put my hair like this?
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No. 21429 ID: 9a71e2

>>21427
Messy.
Use a comb, you goit.
Pick a side to part it on and go with it.
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No. 21431 ID: 335096

That seems pretty cool actually. Its good to take pride in your apperance. Make sure you wear something nice. Seriously. There could be girls there.
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No. 21432 ID: 7ba0be

>>21427
No. Now you look like a weeaboo.
Also, stop thinking like that. Love dies some day, but it doesn't mean hehates your mom. If there's no point to anything, why are you listening to us? Why do you eat? Why do you want to change your hairstyle?

You fucking angsty teen.
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No. 21440 ID: 7ba0be

Anyway.
Go to the barbecue in whatever clothes you want. Not like we care.
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No. 21441 ID: 6faa8c

>Also, stop thinking like that. Love dies some day, but it doesn't mean hehates your mom. If there's no point to anything, why are you listening to us? Why do you eat? Why do you want to change your hairstyle?

That's right.
You get out of life what you get out of it!
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No. 21442 ID: 6faa8c

>>21441
Er, put into it.
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No. 21448 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927348724.png - (26.90KB , 800x600 , 115.png )
21448

Whatever.
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No. 21453 ID: ecf12b

>>21448
Check under bed, retrieve gunblade, summon GF, eat a sammich, jump out the window, like a bowse.
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No. 21454 ID: dc3ed5

>>21448
Goddamnit you're boring. Fuck this, Imma try and roll this sphere out of here.
EHHHHHHHHNNNNNNG
HUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH
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No. 21455 ID: 335096

>>21448

Goddamnit. Get out of bed this instant

NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER!
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No. 21456 ID: 7ba0be

>>21448
Well then.
Give the orb to your sister. It's more interesting.
Unless you want to feel the soft lips of Elizabeth again. And her body pressed on yours. And the sweet scent of her hair...
Maybe even the scent of her vagina...

But if you don't, give us to Janine.
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No. 21457 ID: 6faa8c

>>21448
FUCK YOU MAN

GO GIVE US TO YOUR MOM.
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No. 21458 ID: 9e9b47

>>21448

Screw the other voices. Go for a bikeride around town. Your family's been riding your ass lately.
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No. 21459 ID: 9a71e2

>>21448
This is the song that never leaves your head
It goes on and on until you're deaaaaad~
>>
No. 21460 ID: 457c1e

INQUIRY:

If nothing matters in this life, why continue such tiring activities?

STATEMENT:

The only logical choice now would to cease moving completely.
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No. 21462 ID: 7ba0be

>>21460
BECOME A BUDDHA
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No. 21463 ID: c73b9f

>>21448
If nothing matters, then the fact that nothing matters doesn't matter.

Enjoy the waves of randomness as they come, for that is the best you can do.

It's better than being unhappy.
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No. 21467 ID: dc3ed5

>>21463
Yeah, that.
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No. 21468 ID: 9e9b47

>>21448

Once again, I feel like I'm the only sane voice here. Bike down to a book store. You can waste hours there.
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No. 21469 ID: 6faa8c

>>21463
Exactly.
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No. 21470 ID: acdc9b

cut your wrists
:advicedog:
you're a fag
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No. 21472 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927428068.png - (23.58KB , 800x600 , THE-END.png )
21472

And thus Fiftyeight never moved again because apparently people enjoy arguing with fifteen year olds.

THE END
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No. 21473 ID: f44349

>>21463
>If nothing matters, then the fact that nothing matters doesn't matter.
That's... that's actually pretty profound, man.
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No. 21475 ID: 9e9b47

>>21472

Fuck. I just got here,
>>
No. 21476 ID: ecf12b

STATEMENT:

Just as planned.
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No. 21479 ID: 6faa8c
File 124927448890.png - (255.54KB , 600x338 , 1.png )
21479

>>21476
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No. 21482 ID: d8f564

>>21472
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
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No. 21483 ID: 9e9b47

Holy flying shit, I just read all of the comments. No wonder you got frustrated, Reaver.
>>
No. 21485 ID: 335096

The fuck? This best be some trolling.
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No. 21487 ID: c01408
File 124927481918.png - (64.17KB , 750x550 , help.png )
21487

Perhaps all you petty misery-makers need a lesson from one more skilled. Let me boil this down for you.
Your goal is not to make cheery a teenage nihilist. Such a task is a fool's errand, overwhelming even if it WERE your goal. Your inability to allow others to live as they please is poorly channeled into an attempt at changing a life philosophy a decade and a half in the making.
You do not lack the effort. No, what you lack is the SUBTLETY.

If SISTER is to succeed in her task, your manipulation of BROTHER needs subtlety. You cannot simply tell him INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO YOUR SISTER. That will never bear fruit. No, you must place him into positions that SISTER can easily take advantage of.

Even so, your first priority should be to stop this mortal debate. BROTHER is nothing but a pawn to the forces of darkness. Now stop trying to change his mind in a single day, and start getting him in compromising situations!

Honestly, it's like none of you ever made mischief before.
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No. 21489 ID: 6faa8c

>>21487
Romme, you awesome imp you, I'd summon you any day.
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No. 21490 ID: 9e9b47

>>21487

Go down to BOOK STORE.

Get away from ANNOYING FAMILY.

Possibility of GIRLS and TIME WASTERS.
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No. 21491 ID: fb5d8e
File 12492749834.png - (27.70KB , 800x600 , 116.png )
21491

Huh?
>>
No. 21492 ID: 9e9b47

>>21491

THAT'S RIGHT GIRLS AND THINGS TO WASTE HOURS ON.
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No. 21493 ID: 6faa8c

>>21491
Well... maybe you should spend some time with sister. Not to incest, just because she seems to be one of the few positive forces in your life. Why don't you save mum some trouble and pick her up from practice?
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No. 21494 ID: 33bb8b

the imp speaks truth.

>>21454
(although this dude was entertaining)
>>
No. 21495 ID: 9e9b47

>>21493

How about... not. Our sister's completely annoying. Why spend time playing tea or.. dolls or whatever. Let's get out and see a movie or something.
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No. 21496 ID: 335096

>>21487

So we're still going then?

Fiftyeight, you know what? Fine. You can have your world view. But some us, we dont feel the same way. So can you at least do us a favor and listen to us once in a while. WE're stuck in an orb here. its boring. We have to live vicariusly through you. Life is meaningless, right? So it doesnt matter what you do. That said, you might as well go to that BBQ, right? Who knows, maybe the place will blow up and you wont have to worry about anything anymore.
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No. 21498 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927524311.png - (27.95KB , 800x600 , 117.png )
21498

Her practice just started, otherwise I'd pick her up. And for some reason I have just told dad that I'll be right over.
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No. 21500 ID: 7dcac7

Might as well go. You can use picking up your sister as an excuse to leave if it's too bothersome to stay.
>>
No. 21502 ID: 9a71e2

>>21498
In that case, FRESH MEAT.
Omnomnom.
>>
No. 21504 ID: 9e9b47

>>21500

...For the first time I agree.
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No. 21505 ID: 6faa8c

>>21498
Oh, alright.
You could call him back, say that something came up. Or you could go... Hm.

Let's go early. Then you can cop out and leave before things get horrible.
>>
No. 21507 ID: 335096

>>21500

This is a pretty good idea.
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No. 21508 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927547145.png - (25.33KB , 800x600 , 118.png )
21508

Allright, I shall inform the old man that I have the duty to pick up Janine, and I'll leave when the barbeque becomes too much to endure.
I'm off.
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No. 21511 ID: 9e9b47

>>21508

Put on Hawaiian shirt before you leave. You just said you don't have appropriate wear on.
>>
No. 21512 ID: 6164e0

>>21508
Barbecues are usually on hot and bright days.

Do you have sunglasses? Don't want to have to squint at everything after all.
>>
No. 21513 ID: 335096

>>21508
Awesome. Remember to keep an eye out for hot girls on the way there. we're kinda into that thing, us orb-dwellers.
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No. 21514 ID: 7dcac7

>>21511
He already changed.
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No. 21516 ID: 9e9b47

>>21514

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess.
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No. 21517 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927618078.png - (58.25KB , 800x600 , 119.png )
21517

Well, he lied. Despite his backyard being as big as a living room he decided to give up the 'private barbeque' idea and invite everyone he knows. It is now also impossible to use the Janine excuse to leave, as I will have to bring her back here again.
Luckily, he has a forgotten bench in the very back of the garden, facing a mosscovered wall. It is rather peaceful here.
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No. 21519 ID: 6faa8c

>>21517
Just sneak out. Say something came up, some emergency, if they catch you later.
>>
No. 21520 ID: dc3ed5

>>21517
You should have brought a book or something.
>>
No. 21521 ID: 6164e0

>>21517
See anything cool around you, or any particular faces in the crowd that belong to people that aren't quite as boring as the rest?
>>
No. 21522 ID: 335096

>>21517

Well, at least we dont have to talk to dad that much. Anyone we know here?
>>
No. 21524 ID: 457c1e

Look around for your other "sister". Pray she isn't as mind numbingly boring as everyone else here.
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No. 21528 ID: 9e9b47

>>21517

Maybe you can nip inside to get a book or something. Then again, I dunno if your dad would even have any books.

I'm down for just staying here. It's nice and peaceful, though you're also near a trashcan so someone's bound to show up if only to throw something away.
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No. 21529 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927665393.png - (62.91KB , 800x600 , 120.png )
21529

No book is more interesting than a mosscovered brick wall.

I haven't seen my stepsister around, but as I mentioned before, I have no intention of meeting her and her dreaded ways again.
Infact, I'd rath--

>"Hey! You Fiftyeight?"

Oh, by all the sinners in hell...
>>
No. 21530 ID: 335096

>>21529
Oh. Hey Elizabeth.

...

wait...

WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?
>>
No. 21531 ID: 6faa8c

>>21529
WAT

IS THAT?! WAT

I THOUGHT SHE SOUNDED FORIEGN
>>
No. 21532 ID: dc3ed5

>>21529
What the fuuuuuuck
>>
No. 21534 ID: 457c1e

Sorry, i'm 57. You just missed him.
>>
No. 21536 ID: 9e9b47

>>21529

Fuck. Just put up with it. She'll go away in a bit. Grit those teeth and bear the pleasantries.
>>
No. 21537 ID: 335096

>>21529

Psst. Don't be a mope about this dude. At least try to make some pleasent conversation with this girl.
>>
No. 21538 ID: 33bb8b

What do ya know? Maybe you DO live in a romance story.
>>
No. 21539 ID: 6164e0

Oh. Hey, her.

Well, let's at least be marginally polite and at least start the conversation with her.

We can decide to bail or not later, after all.
>>
No. 21542 ID: 9a71e2

>>21529
Ask about her interests, then sit and let her talk.
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No. 21547 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927757261.png - (65.06KB , 800x600 , 121.png )
21547

Wait- Wait- Wait-
Are you guys saying THIS is ELIZABETH?! But-
Allright. Fine, fine. I'll try be polite.
Uhh--

>"Yes, I am Fiftyeight."
>"Hey! The firzt time we met wazn't the best of firzt imprezzionz, waz it? Zo I thought, I zhould do it over when I get the chance: Hi, I'm Liza, Diane'z kid. A pleazure to meet you, little brother!"
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No. 21549 ID: 457c1e

Impale yourself on her chin screaming "YOU'RE NOT THE ONE I LOOOOOOVE"
>>
No. 21550 ID: 335096

Oh man. Harsh luck dude. She's so hot too. Geeze.
>>
No. 21551 ID: 9e9b47

>>21547

Called it. Still play it cool. Do not freak out at all. Ask her where she got that accent from anyhow.
>>
No. 21552 ID: 6faa8c

>>21547
>Liza

WELL FUCK ME WITH A PINAPPLE AND CALL ME A CANNIBAL
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No. 21553 ID: 9e9b47

>>21547

Right, and shake her hand. Forgot that part.
>>
No. 21554 ID: dc3ed5

>>21547
What kind of accent is that?
>>
No. 21555 ID: 6faa8c

>>21547
Okay, okay, calming down... Ask her if she's the Elizabeth you remember, see if you're both on the same page.
>>
No. 21556 ID: 457c1e

Get back at her for last time by whipping your dick out into her hand.
>>
No. 21558 ID: 9e9b47

>>21555

>The firzt time we met wazn't the best of firzt imprezzionz, waz it?

Um, of course she is.
>>
No. 21561 ID: 95484a

She was your first kiss? HER? Oh, that's too perfect.

Only thing is, she and your little sister can never meet.
>>
No. 21562 ID: 82167e

>>21547
Shake her hand, be polite, but ask her about that first impression - is she in fact the person we're remembering, or has she forgotten we met so long ago and is referring to something ELSE?
>>
No. 21563 ID: 335096

But... that time at the lake... what?
>>
No. 21564 ID: 276781

>>21555
>>21558
No, no, that's his stepsister. The annoying one who wouldn't stop complaining about things.
Scan your memory, Fif; does her face look like the Elizabeth you met?

Also... shake her hand.
>>
No. 21565 ID: 987386

Play it cool, man. She's just another person. Like you.
>>
No. 21566 ID: 6faa8c

>>21564
I went back and checked thread one: the resemblance is UNCANNY.
>>
No. 21567 ID: 457c1e

Grab her ass and kiss her passionately. Tell her how it's been so long and the only thing keeping you afloat in this ocean of piss was the memories of her face, her lips...
>>
No. 21568 ID: 2dd482

Liza. Elizabeth. eLIZAbeth. Fightyeight, you are a moron.
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No. 21569 ID: fb5d8e
File 124927853593.png - (65.93KB , 800x600 , 122.png )
21569

I have to admit, this is both unsettling and confusing. I would ask her for confirmation, but I find the prospect of having the first topic me and my stepsister discuss being if she had kissed me three years ago all but appealing.
I have no trouble calming down, and shake her hand politely.

>"That's allright. It's a pleasure to meet you too."
She giggles happily.
>"Let'z get along well!"

It is rather obvious that she does not remember me, if she is infact Elizabeth.
..Which visually and vocally she resembles undeniably.

This is making me rather uncomfortable.
>>
No. 21570 ID: 6faa8c

>>21569
Just tell her she looks a lot like someone you met a long time ago.
>>
No. 21572 ID: 9e9b47

>>21569

Change the subject. Ask her where her accent's from. Also ask if she's here to stay now. If she's gonna be coming to school with you now this could be an unnerving development.
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No. 21573 ID: 806f2b

>>21569
THATS IT BOYZ! Lets get out of this joint, roll towards the lady! If we can get her attention we can stop this idiot from pussyfooting around.
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No. 21574 ID: 276781

>>21569
Do not take this the wrong way at all, I am merely wondering aloud to the other voices.

...Can it be called incest if the parties involved are step-siblings, and one of them was born from a completely different parent pairing, not involving the other's father or mother in any way?
>>
No. 21575 ID: acdc9b

>>21569
Ask Kuhral what she wants.
>>
No. 21576 ID: 335096

>>21569
Being around an attractive girl makes you uncomfortable? Big woop. You're 15. It happens. Man up and make pleasent conversation until you get a chance to get away.

damn, she is hot though, huh?
>>
No. 21577 ID: 457c1e

Confess love nonchalantly. If she doesn't remember, pretend it was a joke.
>>
No. 21578 ID: 806f2b

>>21574
No it would not be incest good sir.
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No. 21579 ID: 82167e

>>21572
This guy has the right idea. Make calm conversation - no need to be overtly unpleasant, right?
>>
No. 21580 ID: 276781

>>21578
Most interesting, most interesting...
Though the fact that she doesn't seem to remember the kiss is worrysome.

Could it be...
...twins?
>>
No. 21581 ID: 335096

I guess we found her doppleganger. Creepy.
>>
No. 21582 ID: 9e9b47

>>21576

The view from the orb doesn't show enough color to confirm, but I'd judge she's got red hair from the freckles. Hot.
>>
No. 21583 ID: 457c1e

Put your hand on her thigh.
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No. 21586 ID: 806f2b

I just realized who 58 reminds me of, Bella. He cruises through life with a I DONT CARE attitude, has bad relations with father figure and he wouldn't be in such a rut if he had a dark brooding sparkly vamp to help him!
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No. 21587 ID: d5e2ac

YOU ARE AN INCEST _MACHINE_, EMBRACE YOUR MAD SKILLS!
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No. 21588 ID: 987386

>>21579
No need to be overly pleasant, either.
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No. 21589 ID: fb5d8e
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21589

Allright. Uuhh.. Tell her she looks like someone I met.. Right.

>"You look familiar."
>"Oh, we did meet before."
>"Uh, n-no, I meant before that. No, forget about it."
>"Hmm? No, pleaze tell me."
>"Like.. three years ago.. Sunshine Fi--"
>"Sunzhine Fieldz? Oh.. Oh my god.. You.. You look zo different. I thought you were much older! Haha, oh my god, I kizzed my little brother."
>"Yeah. First kiss."
>"Fi.. Firzt kizz! Oh my god, I'm zo zorry! Hahaha! Oh, that iz crazy... Well? ..Do you ztill have a thing for me?"

...Right. Thanks, your honored collective, I found Elizabeth. I am so happy I could just go home and sleep for at least three years.
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No. 21590 ID: 457c1e

>>21589
Stop being a pussy, it's not like she won't fuck you. You just need to ply her a little more.
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No. 21591 ID: 95484a

I'm sorry, but this little voice in the orb is too busy laughing to dispense any helpful advice.

Carry on~
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No. 21592 ID: 6faa8c

>>21589
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAWESOME

Tell her you might, depending on how she feels. If she's creeped out by the prospect, fine, cool, we remain 'siblings'. If not...
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No. 21593 ID: 335096

>>21589
Geeze. Harsh luck dude. Maybe we'd be better off in someone elses hands. Why dont you just leave us here or pass us to her or something.

But hey, you know what? so what if she's our sister. she was pretty cool, right? We enjoyed spending time with her. Lets talk to her a bit. Maybe we'll still enjoy our time here... Well more so than normal at least.
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No. 21594 ID: 806f2b

>>21589
Be truthful, tell her now so you can either man up and do something or cry about it later.
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No. 21595 ID: 457c1e

Give us to Liza, we'll look into her mind for you!
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No. 21599 ID: 476456

Fiddy...Hypothetically speaking...how would you feel if she had a penis!
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No. 21600 ID: 9e9b47

>>21589

Tell her evenly that of course you do. She WAS your first kiss and the mysterious girl that you met for a fleeting few days. It's just gonna be uncomfortable in the long run if you just deny it.
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No. 21602 ID: 04bd7e

good lord fiddy, what did you like about this girl? it clearly wasn't her singsong voice.. unless im missing something..
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No. 21603 ID: 987386

If you do have a thing for her, it's nothing you can't resist. No big deal.
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No. 21607 ID: db097e

>>21589

Tell her you'd be lying if you said 'no.' Chicks dig smooth-talk like that.
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No. 21608 ID: fb5d8e
File 124928139951.png - (65.31KB , 800x600 , 124.png )
21608

I must not be a man, for I lack the courage to tell her I have had 'a thing' for here these three years. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
But am I really the one to blame, seeing as how my love interest has suddenly come my SISTER?

>"I might have had."
>"Oooh, really? Tell me more!"
>"..I'm going to get a drink."
>"Ah- I didn't- I didn't mean to upzet you."
>"Don't worry about it."
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No. 21609 ID: fb5d8e
File 124928142584.png - (65.56KB , 800x600 , 125.png )
21609

Hey.. He forgot to take thiz with him.
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No. 21611 ID: 457c1e

He does still have a cute butt though, doesn't he Liza?..
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No. 21615 ID: 476456

Oh ho dont worry about him, you just make him nervous~
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No. 21616 ID: 806f2b

>>21609
THANK GOD! That guy is a douche, AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. He's been in love with you since he met you. And that caused him to be an apathetic guy who thinks EVERYTHING is boring. It is now your responsibility to fix him.
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No. 21617 ID: db097e

>>21609

Why, hello there, beautiful!
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No. 21620 ID: 335096

>>21609
Hey, Sup Cutie? Who was that you were talking to? You getting a piece of that cause damn. You should rape that fine speciman, you know?
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No. 21621 ID: 95484a

He just can't hang on to us at all, can he? It's almost as if he doesn't like us. I can't imagine why.

Hey, new girl. 'sup? Tell the truth. You knew who he was when you kissed him, didn't you?
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No. 21622 ID: 33bb8b

>>21611
And wouldn't he be just sooo cute if he would smile?
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No. 21624 ID: 6faa8c

>>21608
*sigh*
[recitation]
We are the orb of infinite psyche, a maelstrom of thoughts and subconciouses that comes up with solutions to problems you may face in your life.[/recitation]
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No. 21625 ID: 9e9b47

>>21609

Hey there. Why don't you keep up for a little bit? Don't worry, Fiftyeight won't mind. Anyway, tell us about yourself a little bit?
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No. 21628 ID: b2c6ce

>>21609
Oh thank god, someone halfway competent who isn't insane finally picked us up.

So... what are your goals, little missy?
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No. 21633 ID: 457c1e

So, you down with incest?..
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No. 21637 ID: 276781

>>21609
>>21628
Indeed, indeed! After all, we're here to help.
No matter who it is.
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No. 21638 ID: fb5d8e
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21638

Orb of Infinite Pzyche? I've alwayz wanted to talk to myzelf..
What? Oh no, no, I didn't think about it at all. I mean, hiz hair and exprezzion.. It'z zo different from three yearz ago! And.. I really thought he waz much older.
Ah, it'z zo emberazzing. He IZ a cutey, but.. he'z juzt 15!
Thiz iz all very crazy. I hope he getz over it quickly.
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No. 21640 ID: b2c6ce

>>21624
>>21637
I like to think of us as a sentient magic 8-ball without the cop-out answers. Here to solve your problems so you don't have to.
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No. 21641 ID: 476456

Whoa wait..how old ARE you?
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No. 21642 ID: 457c1e

>>21638

Why? It's just a couple years difference. That just means he'll stay young and...firm, longer.
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No. 21643 ID: 806f2b

>>21638
He doesn't want us back, I mean he said we were the only thing he looks forward to yet he ignores us and just leaves us lying around. Now about you and him getting it on, I am sure it will make him happy and you get a one night stand. You can then reject him of course, but atleast he will get over you.
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No. 21644 ID: 335096

>>21638
Hey have you ever met your stepsister? She's a real cutey. You'd like her.

So how are you? Need any advice? You should really go over there and talk to him, you know?

Hey, what did he look like back then? Was he as nihalistic back then? What do you know about your parents? Tell us about yourself girl.
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No. 21645 ID: db097e

>>21638

If his mannerisms towards you are any indication, your meeting with him has had some...unforeseen consequences.

How old are you, anyways?
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No. 21646 ID: 6faa8c

>>21638
You know, he is really depressed.

He thinks that there's no such thing as love, would you beleive it!?
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No. 21647 ID: 457c1e

And if you only knew what he fantasized about doing to you at night...


I'm certain most of it is illegal in the south.
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No. 21648 ID: 335096

Seriously though, it wouldnt be incest or anything... you should go over and tease the guy a bit. do a bit of flirting. Come on girl, live a little! You barely ever see him. Have some fun!
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No. 21650 ID: 276781

>>21640
Yes, yes; the only thing you have to worry about is that some of the voices in the ORB may speak suggestions you don't like.

Do not take offense to them, and don't be surprised if we bicker. Sometimes, it happens.
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No. 21652 ID: 9e9b47

>>21638

I'm sure he will. So, how old are you anyhow?
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No. 21653 ID: fb5d8e
File 124928296813.png - (66.28KB , 800x600 , 128.png )
21653

Hey, all you little Lizaz in there, if you're trying to make me diddle my little brother, I'm telling you, it'z not going to work!
I can't even teaze him becauze he'll get upzet, like he juzt did- Oh, he'z deprezzed? Hm, I guezz that'z why he doezn't think it'z funny. How could I cheer him up, you think?

And ofcourze I met Janine. We get along very well. Zhe iz a very zweet girl!

Hm? Oh, thiz Liza iz twenty yearz old.
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No. 21654 ID: 457c1e

He just gets blustery like that when he gets turned on.


Think about it.
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No. 21655 ID: 9e9b47

>>21653

Go and attempt to just hang out with him. He mentioned that last time you were kind of like hanging out with the guys. You must have stuff in common. I'm sure if you just try to be his friend he'll come around.
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No. 21657 ID: db097e

>>21653

Well, I guess the best course of action would be to have a talk with him about this whole thing.
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No. 21658 ID: 335096

>>21653
You don't really spend enough time with her. Man, imagine how she'll react when she finds out you were her brothers first kiss. Bet you two will have a great laugh at that.
Just try talking to him a bit. I think he's trying to shell himself up away from the world. Be friendly to him, break through his shell you know? I mean, come on. You're his dream girl, right? How hard will it be to cheer him up?
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No. 21659 ID: c73b9f

>>21653
Janine is currently jealous of you.
Yknow, he has had a crush on you these last three years.
Janine, unlike you, actually does want to engage in incestuous relations with him.

She also wants to destroy you.
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No. 21660 ID: 276781

>>21653
You must understand, Liza; he's just found out that a girl he felt strongly for for the past three years is his step-sister.

"Cheering him up" will be no easy task.
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No. 21661 ID: 46bab6

>>21653
He spends the last three years of his life swooning over you, hoping we can help finding you..

And then this happens.

Guess why he´s so depressive.
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No. 21663 ID: b2c6ce

>>21653
Cheer him up? I don't think you can cheer him up. God knows we've been trying for ages. But you're the boss, so I suggest you talk to him for a while. Then, in the long term, find a nice girl to set him up with, to help his crippling indifference and loneliness.
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No. 21668 ID: fb5d8e
File 124928441447.png - (39.08KB , 800x600 , 129.png )
21668

Awww, really? All thiz time he'z had a cruzh on moi? And now I'm hiz zizter.. That can't be helping him recover from hiz deprezzion.
During that vacation we had alot of fun juzt doing boyizh and kind of childizh thingz like climbing treez and exploring.. You know, thingz that our peerz would have looked down on-- Well, my peerz, zince they're pretty okay for a twelve year old boy to do!
Either way, I'm guezzing he doezn't feel like thoze thingz anymore..

Lookz like he'z trying to find zomething to drink in the ztorage clozet inztead of the drinks table. Maybe he'z trying to avoid the crowd?
What zhould I do?
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No. 21670 ID: 457c1e

LIZA SURPRISE HUG 58.
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No. 21671 ID: 6b26df

Cheering people up work without hooking them up with a girl- or boyfriend. Just talk to him, be nice. But you should know a bit about him first. See, he's that kind of guy who seemingly has lost interest in almost everything. To him everything is a pointless product of chance, so don't try to talk to him about fate, love or art. Even with this knowledge, this might become quite tricky.
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No. 21672 ID: db097e

>>21668

Apologize for breaking his heart.
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No. 21673 ID: 335096

>>21668

Go bring him a drink. A coke or something. If your feeling reckless how about some alcohol?

Alternativly, tell him where the drinks are in the closet.

Vous est français, oui? We percieve the world only through visuals, so everything comes through as a weird kind of text-and-image aproximation.
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No. 21674 ID: 33bb8b

Yeah, he really doesn't care for the mass of people at this party. That's why he was in the corner in the first place

If you are going to talk to him, try not to come off as overly happy, and for the love of god, don't giggle. It will only fuel his non-specific resentment
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No. 21675 ID: 9e9b47

>>21668

Walk up an tap him on the shoulder. Ask what he's up to. Start a dialogue. Find out about your new little brother.
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No. 21676 ID: 6faa8c

>>21670
Why not?

And... you aren;t blood related, so what's the issue?
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No. 21677 ID: 476456

I think together you and janine could come up with a solution.
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No. 21678 ID: 276781

>>21668
Before you do anything to him, hide the ORB in your shirt. Don't worry, we won't be able to see inside there. Our point of view is a somewhat detached third-person perspective.
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No. 21679 ID: 33bb8b

>>21678
Why would you even say that? now she's gonna be all paranoid, even if we CAN'T see, and then I won't get to FEEL what its like in there I mean oops forget you heard that Lizy
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No. 21680 ID: fb5d8e
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21680

Okydoky, here goes..

>"Hey.. What'z up?"
>"..Oh, uh.. I was trying to look for something to drink, but I see you only keep.. well, not drinks in here."
>"I could zhow you the drinkz table. Or the fridge.. Or maaaaybe you'd like a beer?"
>"N-no no, that's fine. It's cool and quiet here, so I think I'll stay a bit longer."

>"..I'm really zorry abou-"
>"No, no, don't- Just don't worry about it. We are both mature individuals who are able to handle this kind of situations appropriately. Who need not dwell on it any longer."

Hm! He iz a little hard to get through!
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No. 21681 ID: 335096

>>21680
I think we should try relating with him. Lets just hang out. He likes being away from the crowd, but that doesnt mean we can't hang out with him a bit. Probably wont be talking that much, doesnt matter. Just spend some time with him.
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No. 21682 ID: 276781

>>21680
Give him a hug. Tell him that if he ever does want to talk about it, he only needs to say so.
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No. 21683 ID: 806f2b

>>21680
Grope the boy, he knows jack shit of how to take action! So you must do something to put him off guard, break through that OH SO ANNOYING facade.
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No. 21684 ID: 6b26df

Dammit, no! Don't screw him. That won't do anything but get you in jail.

Well he does love his little sister. maybe that's a topic he might want to talk about?
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No. 21685 ID: a3b36a

Hey. Ask if he wants to ditch the BBQ for a bit. He's trying to avoid people, after all. Maybe fast food or coffee or something.
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No. 21686 ID: fb5d8e
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21686

Haha, you say that az if the police is my only fear! I can't zcrew or molezt my 15 year old baby brother, you know, no matter how irreziztably cute or unrelated we are.
Buuut a hug can't hurt. Fiftyeight lookz like he haz not had a hug in a long time.
I'll give him a good zqueeze!

>"Lizten.. If you ever want to talk about it, juzt zay so. And we can hang out too, juzt for fun. We're family now.. Let'z zpend zome time together."

Aww, he'z not zaying anything. Maybe bezt to leave him alone? Hmm, but that doezn't zeem right..
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No. 21687 ID: 476456

Nah he just freezes up near pretty girls, dont worry about it.
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No. 21688 ID: 335096

>>21686
Well, he still needs a drink right? Lets go get him one. He just doesnt like the crowds.
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No. 21689 ID: 335096

>>21686
OH HEY! Ask him if he reads any Manga. He had some on his bed the other day. Could be good bonding material.
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No. 21690 ID: 476456

OH and call him oni-chan~

he likes that.
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No. 21692 ID: a3b36a

>>21690
>>21689
Haha. You guys are mean. ...but do it anyways, just to tease.
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No. 21693 ID: 276781

>>21686
By any chance, do you play any video games?
Perhaps there's one he would play with you, if you do.
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No. 21695 ID: 6b26df

You're playing with his boyish heart and don't even seem to realize.
The video game idea sounds valid, but somhow I doubt he's into video games much.
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No. 21698 ID: fb5d8e
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21698

Hmm! Thoze are all good ideaz.. Oh, you know what? I'll take him zomewhere out of the houze with my car, buy him a drink outzide, and then we can go to the arcade and comiczhop. He zhould be interezted in that atleazt, right? Zoundz good!

>"Come on, let'z leave the old folkz to their barbeque and have zome fun, oni-chan~"
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No. 21699 ID: 335096

>>21698
Sounds Good! Make sure he's having a good time, ok? Do your best, Liza, we believe in you! Your's is the smile that will pierce the darkness!
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No. 21700 ID: 6b26df

Hey, tat's a good idea. A great excuse for him to elope from this terrible barbeque.
Well you could go do pretty much anything. Anything can be fun if you have a friend joining in. Pity, that he isn't the guy for random mischief. So comics and video games should work.
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No. 21701 ID: fb5d8e
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21701

Thanks for playing!
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No. 21703 ID: 335096

>>21701
No, thank you.
Good job guys, we got 58 a date with Elizabeth.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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No. 21707 ID: 227d44

>>21701
I think we won this one, guys
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No. 21712 ID: 1420ba

>>21701
We are getting reached around like a discount whore ...
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No. 21713 ID: f2de2f

>>21712
Of course she's a discount whore. She's french.
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No. 21715 ID: 1420ba

>>21713
"We" as in "the orb".
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No. 21721 ID: ddd49b

Wait....We's done?
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No. 21723 ID: ddd49b

Aw man...I was rooting for Janine...
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No. 21728 ID: 954933

>>21721
Nah, I think we're just paused till the quest continues next - clear stopping point for the day, as opposed to Mudy Quest's chapter endings.

Also don't worry, Janine will win in the end.
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No. 21731 ID: ddd49b

Yosha~!
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No. 21732 ID: ddd49b

I feel kinda jealous of Fifty-Eight...We're the ones who are pulling the strings and he's the one getting the goods...
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No. 21751 ID: 13034c

>>21723
Harem end!
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