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21210 No. 21210 ID: c01408

There was a wicked man
He bought a wicked house
He owned a wicked dog
He housed a wicked mouse
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No. 21343 ID: 1afd58

>>21335
Just unplug the thing discretely. It's a minor inconvenience but until you have a better opportunity, that may be what you have to aim for.
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No. 21345 ID: c01408
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21345

Perhaps I can sneak this cable out of the room without Suzy noticing. Then she won't be able to enjoy her precious COMPUTER.
She doesn't often leave the door open, but today luck is on my side. Good thing, too, because I can't phase anything other than myself through doors.
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No. 21346 ID: fb5d8e

Awesome. You're awesome, Romme.
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No. 21353 ID: 145c6d

A question, my good Romme: Are you capable of possessing inanimate objects by any chance?
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No. 21354 ID: 9a71e2

>>21352
To the Hound, Man's friend
To tear and bite and rend.
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No. 21355 ID: d8f564

>>21352
No, that would be too easy, hide it...underneath the brother's bed, if the door is open that is.
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No. 21357 ID: dc3ed5

>>21352
Just go straight down the hallway. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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No. 21359 ID: 1afd58

>>21358
Drop it! Someone mortal this way comes!
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No. 21360 ID: c01408
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21360

So, where should I bring this cable? Up to the attic, to store in the trunk of forgotten items?
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No. 21362 ID: 806f2b

>>21359
OHSHIT INCOMING! Drop the cable. whoever that is might get angry at the girl.
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No. 21365 ID: c01408
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21365

GOOD EYES, my dark partners.
It is the WIFE. Better she does not see an inexplicably-mobile cable passing through the hall.
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No. 21366 ID: 1afd58

>>21365
Trip her as she walks by. People stumble over their own feet all the time, and she won't see you. She'll just suffer minor injury and feel clumsy all day.
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No. 21368 ID: 806f2b

>>21365
Now to wait and watch, the mother does after all like everything to be in place.
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No. 21370 ID: 35cea2

>>21365

Just wait there. If she doesn't notice the cable, swiftly carry it away after she passes.
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No. 21375 ID: fb5d8e

Run past her, open the door, then when she turns to look grab the cable and run off.
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No. 21377 ID: c01408
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21377

HA HA HA YES!
I SHALL TRIP THE WIFE!

O Glorious Mischief!
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No. 21381 ID: 9a71e2

>>21377
Realise
Your body size
And be wise.
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No. 21382 ID: c01408
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21382

...
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No. 21383 ID: d8f564

A MERE TRIPPING IS NOTHING, compared to the DIRE PUNISHMENT, that is NO INTERWEBS

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAH
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No. 21385 ID: 1afd58

>>21382
Well, these things happen. Grab that cable and hide it somewhere.
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No. 21387 ID: c01408
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21387

She has eluded me for now. But my day will come.
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No. 21392 ID: d8f564

>>21387
the attic? A MISSPLACED WIRE?! THAT'S ALL YOU ARE AIMING FOR, NO, you must instill CHAOS INTO THE HOUSE, you will hide the cable, in the brother's room.
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No. 21394 ID: c01408
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21394

The cable is successfully STOLEN!
I feel myself growing more evil already!

But it also occurs to me I should probably plan my moves better. Perhaps some reconnaissance prior to the action itself would make these things run more smoothly.
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No. 21406 ID: 6faa8c

>>21394
Let's place the CABLE in the SON'S room.
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No. 21410 ID: c01408
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21410

I head into TONY'S ROOM to do some surveillance. He sits amid his ANIME POSTERS and ELECTRONIC DEVICES, playing some foolish game on his COMPUTER. He doesn't suspect a thing.

Unfortunately, his door is closed!
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No. 21412 ID: 1afd58

>>21410
Just unplug the computer. He'll think the plug just came loose. He'll lose whatever progress he's made in his SILLY GAME.
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No. 21414 ID: 35cea2

>>21410

Are you any good at imitating voices? Try to sound like his mother calling him down for something so he will open the door.
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No. 21418 ID: 6faa8c

>>21410
Pull the top-left tack out of one of the posters. That's annoying as hell. HELL.
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No. 21424 ID: c01408
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21424

HA HA HA MISCHIEF
The poster is PARTIALLY UNDONE!

Tony looks over. I think he heard the poster shuffling.
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No. 21426 ID: 806f2b

>>21424
Take the tack and hide it! If he gets up from his seat put the tack on it.
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No. 21428 ID: d8f564

oh man he has an alarm, SET THE ALARM TIME 2 HOURS FOWARD
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No. 21430 ID: d8f564

>>21428
not the actual clock time
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No. 21433 ID: c01408
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21433

Tony gets up to fix his poster, and as he rises, I turn off his COMPUTER. The sudden jarring silence makes him turn and curse.

>"SHIT!"

A voice comes from outside the room.
>"TONY! WHAT did I just hear you say?"
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No. 21435 ID: 1afd58

>>21433
haha poor kid. Well that worked out pretty well. Sit back and see if he can back out of what he said.
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No. 21436 ID: 6faa8c

>>21433
oh, you affably evil little imp.

We're done here. Let's check the kitchen.

You know that most accidents happen in either the kitchen OR the bathroom?
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No. 21444 ID: c01408
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21444

The Wife enters the room. She seems displeased. How delicious!

>"Aw mom, it's 'cuz my game...!"
>"I don't care what happened in your game! In this household you do not use language like that, do you understand me mister?"

I slip out while they have their little confrontation.
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No. 21445 ID: c01408
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21445

I arrive in the KITCHEN.
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No. 21446 ID: 806f2b

>>21444
Please tell me you left the tack on his chair.
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No. 21449 ID: 1afd58

>>21445
Turn on water faucet, pull paper towels into the sink.

Someone in the house will blame someone else for the resulting mess. It's not like they'll blame an invisible imp.
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No. 21450 ID: 806f2b

>>21445
Time to mix stuff up, replace the dishwashing liquid with oil. Tip the garbage bin and throw stuff out of it, they might get angry at the dog.
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No. 21451 ID: d8f564

Can we at least kill the dog, come now I'm sure there is chocolate in the refrigerator...
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No. 21452 ID: c01408
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21452

>>21446
But of course. How could I resist?
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No. 21461 ID: c01408
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21461

I throw open the undersink drawer and look around. They have DISH DETERGENT, but I don't know of any OIL I can swap with it.

Also here are various items one would expect to find beneath a kitchen sink: cleansers, powders, and the like, and other miscellaneous cleaning supplies.
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No. 21464 ID: 35cea2

>>21461

Got any bug spray in there?
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No. 21465 ID: d8f564

>>214
get some soap and wet a paper towel, then apply soap and water to the bottom of each chair
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No. 21466 ID: 6faa8c

>>21461
Hmmm... try a different cleaner than the normal detergent.
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No. 21471 ID: 7dcac7

Find some drain cleaner and replace the shampoo in the restroom with it. It'll be worth it later.
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No. 21474 ID: c01408
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21474

>>21464
Oh, you mean like... this?
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No. 21477 ID: 35cea2

>>21474

Excellent! Time to feed the dog...
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No. 21481 ID: 6faa8c

>>21474
Bingo.

inb4 it turns out to clean better
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No. 21506 ID: 82167e

>>21477
Okay now, we don't want to kill them - just introduce chaos into their lives.
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No. 21509 ID: 7dcac7

Replace the bug cleaner with something not harmful to insects and the like, and then introduce a large quantity of insects into the home. IT WILL BE WONDROUS!
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No. 21515 ID: 457c1e

REPLACE BUG DIE WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL ATTRACT BUGS, HILARITY.
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No. 21559 ID: 457c1e

Rocks fell, Romme died.
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No. 21737 ID: 227d44

>>21474
Good, now attempt to head up to the bathroom
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No. 21739 ID: 2cbe3e

>>21509

Using a mixture of mostly water, some honey or sugar would work if you wanna replace the bug spray.
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No. 21742 ID: fb5d8e

Actually, replacing ANY liquid with sugar+water would be awesome.
Everything would get sticky. Ah! It would be so nasty and inconvenient!
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No. 22297 ID: c01408
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22297

I set the bug spray aside and begin to look for the sugar in the pantry. Replacing the bugspray should cause many bug-related grievances!
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No. 22303 ID: c01408
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22303

No sign of trouble. I spill the bug spray bottle's contents down the sink and start filling it up with tap water.
Then it's time to spoon in the sugar.
So far, so good.
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No. 22307 ID: fb5d8e

Try to get all of the sugar in. Then they'll be without sugar too! Muahahaa!
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No. 22312 ID: c01408
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22312

Good thinking. I fill the bottle with all the sugar that remains, resulting in a mixture that is more like paste than water. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO SUGAR FOR THEM ANYMORE.

ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR EVIL.
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No. 22315 ID: fb5d8e

FUCK YEAH, ROMME! YOU A TRUE SOLDIER!
HIGH FIVE!
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No. 22317 ID: 6faa8c

>>22312
Awesome.

Now, if there's no one on the first floor, open the back door... if you can... and leave it open.
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No. 22318 ID: f4963f

Very well done! Now see what the boy is up to. If an opportunity presents itself, we can stow the cable in his room as planned.

If not, let's see what the father is up to. He shall not escape our wrath.
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No. 22319 ID: c01408
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22319

HAHAHAHA CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME
DARKNESS WIL DEVOUR THIS PITIFUL MORTAL AND HIS FAMILY

...NOW WHAT
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No. 22320 ID: 0d4666

Proceed to scare the shit out of the daughter. Make her believe in the paranormal even more, so that she bothers to rest of the family.
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No. 22321 ID: b326b4

It's time to mess with Daddy. Let's do some more recon.
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No. 22322 ID: 6faa8c

>>22319
See
>>22317
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No. 22323 ID: 04f34c

>>22319

Get all the hair out of the bath drains and clog the kitchen sink. Then leave the faucet running.
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No. 22324 ID: 0d4666

>>22322
YES. And attarct the dog outside with a flying bone or something.
Then close the door.
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No. 22325 ID: 9a71e2

>>22319
Thinly spread on all the plates
A little soap, to make them late.
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No. 22330 ID: fb5d8e

Hey Romme, perhaps while you work on your awesome victories, could you perhaps try working on a single overhanging scheme? It could give you some leads of what to work on for the smaller tasks, and you'll have something to look forward to.
As your grand opus I propose:
Make Suzy and Tony incestuous lovers.
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No. 22331 ID: c01408
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22331

Yes, I'll open the door. BUGS WILL BE ATTRACTED FROM OUTSIDE, AND THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO USE THE BUG SPRAY, AND...

OH HO HO HO HO
THIS IS TOO GOOD
I'M GETTING SHIVERS

THIS IS PERFECT
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No. 22332 ID: c73b9f

Hey. Romme.

See that clock?

Though time is a mortal concept, they base their lives on it.

Make it say the wrong time.
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No. 22333 ID: 04f34c

>>22330
Thinking Small there, my friend. They must become insectius lovers who them murder and sacrifice their parents to the dark powers before gorging themselves in an orgy of cannibalism and sex.
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No. 22334 ID: 0d4666

Attract dog outside.
Tie him to a tree.
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No. 22339 ID: c01408
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22339

Let me just open the door and OH MY GOODNESS
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No. 22340 ID: 04f34c

Perfect. Grab some of the dog's hair. We'll use it for our sink plan later. Make sure the dog is going to track in lots of mud too.
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No. 22343 ID: fb5d8e

OKAY HEY
Romme! Okay, uh, listen!
Tony's room; look for porn on his PC, then leave it open on the screen. Somehow lure Suzy to come into his room for the cable, and she'll see the porn! Instant embarrassment for both.
Then later on, delete all of his porn! It will seem like Suzy did it!
Instant sibling fight!
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No. 22344 ID: f44349

>>22339
FLEE!
AND TIP OVER THE GARBAGE CAN ON THE WAY OUT, THEY'LL BLAME THE DOG!

Oh Hell...

If the dog can smell us we should make it our top priority to make the family pissed off enough at him that they leave him outside all the time...
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No. 22346 ID: 0d4666

>>22343
Ohhh god. This sends shivers up my spine
Do it. But break one of the dog's leg too.
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No. 22349 ID: c01408
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22349

>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

I've taken a perch on the windowsill to avoid the dog, who runs excited circles around the kitchen table, yapping incessantly.
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No. 22350 ID: 04f34c

I'd say our work here is done.
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No. 22358 ID: c01408
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22358

>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
The dog seems to have smelled me or something.
How am I supposed to get out of this?
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No. 22361 ID: 1afd58

>>22358
Go through the wall and run back up to the attic.

He can't go through walls, he is a dog.
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No. 22362 ID: 04f34c

Can we get to the pantry? If we can get to the pantry, the familly will come in and assume he just wants food.
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No. 22363 ID: fb5d8e

Spray the sugarwater all over it.
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No. 22366 ID: c73b9f

Jump to the table, then to the sink, if you can.
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No. 22371 ID: 0d4666

"RUN AROUND THE HOUSE FOR MAXIMUM ANNOYANCE"
- Clai
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No. 22376 ID: c01408
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22376

>"Pineapple, how'd you get inside?"
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>"Come on boy, you know you're not supposed to be in here. Go on."

It is the MAN. He must have been in his STUDY when the commotion began.
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No. 22377 ID: 04f34c

When he goes to put the dog out, slam the door behind him and lock it.
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No. 22378 ID: 53905d

Phase up into the bathroom. Unspool the toilet paper and flush it down the toilet. At worst, they are out of TP. At best, they are out of TP and the toilet is clogged. Clogged with EVIL.
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No. 22387 ID: c01408
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22387

The MAN puts the dog in the backyard.
I put the man in the backyard.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO BETTER THAN A FILTHY ANIMAL
TREATED JUST THE SAME: LOCKED IN THE BACKYARD
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No. 22392 ID: 04f34c

Quick! Get to and lock the front door STAT!
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No. 22403 ID: 0d4666

>>22392
And close the man's door as well as turn on his TV so it looks like he's still there.
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No. 23898 ID: a3a671

>>22387
Now lock the front door.
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No. 23970 ID: d64568

>>23898
And then break the key in the lock.
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No. 28547 ID: 954933

>>22387
While he's outside... REARRANGE ALL HIS BOOKS!
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No. 30610 ID: 9a71e2

>>22392
>>22403
>>23970
All of you
Alone in hell
Forget the thing
The Phone of Cell.
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No. 30615 ID: 1689ab

>>30610
Good call. Put one of the phones in an unused room off the hook. By the time he thinks of calling anyone in the house, he wont be able to.
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