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24530 No. 24530 ID: fb5d8e

"In full bloom."
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No. 24531 ID: fb5d8e
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24531

>"Listen, Fiftyeight.. I believe you are old enough now to understand the situation, and I'd like you to know the truth... Liza is your half-sister. Diane and me were together when I met your mother."

FUCKING TWO-TIMING ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!!!!
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No. 24532 ID: fb5d8e
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24532

Aaahhh.. I lost my temper. I feel terrible.
Somehow it.. it feels like a disappointment.
I must be a sinner.
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No. 24533 ID: fcdfd4

What.
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No. 24534 ID: 033b20

wat
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No. 24537 ID: 6136db

"No! I must love my step sister!" he shouted.
The radio said "No, Fiddy. She are your half-sisters."
And then Romanticar was MudyQuest.
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No. 24538 ID: fcdfd4

>>24532
What's going on, broseph?
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No. 24539 ID: b8bf79

Wow, your dad is a complete asshole. So he has a daughter with Diane, switches to Janet, has two children, and goes back. Awesome.

So why does she have that accent?
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No. 24541 ID: 6136db

>>24539
Being french isn't genetic, bro.

But yeah, his dad is a dick of epic proportions. We can only pay him back by sleeping with both his daughters AT THE SAME TIME. DO EEET.
Harem end get!
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No. 24542 ID: fb5d8e
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24542

It turned out that Diane, my step-mom, is from Quebec, where she lived with Marcus until he moved down here to marry Janet, my real mom. Then suddenly Marcus met Diane again during our vacation, and they got back together.
Now do you understand why I despise that man so much?

But a worse feeling has crept up my spine.
Disappointment.
As much as I was pushing Liza away, I now feel that I can not truly love her as only a sister. And thus sharp cutting realization feels terrible.
I am a horrible human being, if I can still be referred to as one.
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No. 24543 ID: b8bf79

>>24541
I was mostly wondering if Diane lived in another country or what. One woman in every port and such.
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No. 24544 ID: 6136db

>>24542
Stop being so hard on yourself, bro. We need to think up a way to get back at your sonofabitch old man. Something that would break him down.
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No. 24546 ID: e8d8be

I wonder how many other half-sisters you have.
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No. 24547 ID: b8bf79

>>24542
You're not horrible for having feelings goddamnit. You didn't even know this (and i wonder if she does, i guess so).

Just make a choice and stick with it. Screw societies rules, or forget about your crush on Liza. Yes, it's not easy. Take it like a man either way.
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No. 24548 ID: dfe432
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24548

>>24539
>>So why does she have that accent?
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No. 24549 ID: fb5d8e
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24549

Good point. There might be a lot of other siblings that I don't even know of-- That Marcus might not even know of.
As much as I disrespect the man, I can not be bothered to make his life miserable. I'd rather just sever all my contact with him and be done with it.

I guess it's true that these feelings have a place, despite how inappropriate they are. I will have to deal with them, and make a choice somehow.
That said, I feel like I am much more capable of dealing with this than I would have been last week. You're helping me along, honored collective, despite how much trouble keeps following us.

>"U-uhm.. Excuse me, Fiftyeight.. Am.. Am I bothering you?"
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No. 24550 ID: e8d8be

"Not at all." SAY IT!

Also who is this chick?
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No. 24551 ID: 5dd9f1

"Are we related? No? Then you aren't bothering me"
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No. 24552 ID: 6136db

>>24549
"Uhh, no..."
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No. 24553 ID: 9e9b47

>>24544

It's not his fault. Well, it is in that "cheated on the wife" kind of way, but he didn't mean for us to fall in love with her. You can do something to him, but in a weird sort of way he's kind of like you. Forbidden love and all that. Not exactly at all, because I believe you have more honor, but be open to consider that your father is also just a man who has feelings and drives as well.

Look, we need to just go and talk to Liza. Be frank. Tell her how we feel, but also tell her that we CAN'T BE TOGETHER. Nothing good is gonna come from sleeping with your sister. What happens when you have kids, and they come out retarded or something? There's more far-reaching consequences than just other family members denying your love.
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No. 24554 ID: 9e9b47

>>24549

"No. Can I help you...?" Hold out for her name
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No. 24555 ID: e8d8be

>>24553

I think that goes w/o saying.
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No. 24557 ID: fb5d8e
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24557

Oh, that's just Nicole. She is a classmate, primarily occupied with making sure the 'wallflowers' of the class - such as me - don't get too isolated. Most of the time, she's just trying to get me to do activities or help others.
I would call it annoying, but I know she means well.

>"No, not at all. Can I help you?"
>"W-well.. uhm.. I was wondering if, uhm, y-you were doing anything /after/ school?"

I certainly am. I promised Janine I would help her with her homework today.
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No. 24559 ID: 9e9b47

>>24557

See if your mom can help Janine do her homework tonight. Even if not, you can still go and help her a little later on tonight.

Say you're free, and ask what she wants to do.
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No. 24561 ID: fb5d8e
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24561

Janine is not going to like it, but she will have to get over her idolization of me some day. I will call my mom later.

>"I am free. What do you need?"
>"Well, uhm.. I was wondering if maybe, uh, if you'd like, we, I mean, you and me, uh, go to a movie, maybe? I-if you like? It's okay if you don't. Uhm. No, no, o-ofcourse you don't. Uhm, I-I'm sorry. I-I'll be going then."

What.
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No. 24562 ID: b8bf79

>>24561
She's asking you on a date if you didn't notice somehow. It'd be a good chance to get in a not-so-incestuous relationship... but it'd be also a bit of a dickish move to do it just for that.
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No. 24563 ID: 9e9b47

>>24561

She is a girl with girl parts and you are a guy with guy parts. She must have realized this. Well, I'm making fun of you a little bit.

She's cute when she blushes. Say you'll certainly see a movie with her.
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No. 24564 ID: 62ec90

High five me. Do it now; High five this orb right now.

You got yourself a date proposal. And damnit there is no way we're letting you pass it up.
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No. 24566 ID: fb5d8e
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24566

Wait- Wait!
I don't even know Nicole that well! I only know that's gentle and kind, and cares for others. I know nothing about her hobbies or interests!
I- I did not even consider her as a girl!
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No. 24567 ID: 62ec90

That's why you're going on this date, numbnuts.

To FIND OUT.
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No. 24568 ID: 9e9b47

>>24567

I'm afraid this guy pretty much nailed it.
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No. 24569 ID: 71d045

>>24566
It's just a movie, and you need to go out and have fun.
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No. 24570 ID: e8d8be

Well say something before the gets away.
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No. 24572 ID: 9e9b47

>>24566

Plus, you said yourself she's gentle and kind. She sounds like a nice girl. It's just a movie, not a wedding. Hell you guys don't even have to hold hands.
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No. 24574 ID: fb5d8e
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24574

>"Wait-- Wait! I-I'll go out with you!"
>"Y-you will? O-okay! Thank you!"
>"I shall wait for you after school."
>"Okay!"
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No. 24575 ID: b8bf79

>>24566
I'd say she fits you well. You should accept, get to know her a bit more. Just be honest if it doesn't work, you don't want to be your dad.
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No. 24576 ID: 9e9b47

>>24572

Alright! I'd say we're well on our way to a good ending here.
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No. 24577 ID: fb5d8e
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24577

>"Good afternoon, mom. I am going out with a friend and as such will be unable to attend to my sister. Could you cover me?"
>"Don't worry, dear, it'll be fine. You have good timing."

..What? Good timing?
Well, anyway, I have no idea how to behave on a 'date'. How should I even react when I see her right now?
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No. 24578 ID: 9e9b47

>>24577

Just smile when she comes out. Tell her you're glad that the two of you are going to see a movie. Listen to her and just play it by ear from there.
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No. 24579 ID: b8bf79

>>24577
Don't "act". Being fake will only complicate things.
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No. 24581 ID: 07267c

tell her about your sisters

she might have some helpful advice
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No. 24582 ID: fb5d8e
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24582

A contradiction, honored collective. To act and smile, or to be honest in my distressed state?
I prefer not to upset her, so I shall smile as it polite.
>"H-hey, did you wait?"
>"No, not at all."
>"A-ah, good, uhm, I was asked by the teacher to help with some cleaning up, s-so I had to excuse myself for while, cos', uhm, cos- uh- cos, we, uh, we're gonna see a movie."
>"That's right. I'm glad."
>"Y.. you are?-- Uhm, m-me too. Uh.. Uhm, ssssso shall we go?"

Hmm. In a strange turn of events I am feeling rather excited. This is a pleasant experience already.
But worries continue to plague my mind. Will she pick the movie? Should I pay for our tickets?
Do I have to do anything, or should I let her lead me by the hand?
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No. 24583 ID: dec7e3

>>24582
Be a man, unlike your father. Pick the movie, pay for the tickets, lead her by the hand.
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No. 24584 ID: b8bf79

>>24582
You could ask what she wants to watch while you walk there. You can even disagree if you'd rather watch something else. Or use it to arrange another date.
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No. 24585 ID: 1689ab

Look, you have to realize... knowing your luck? This girl is probably going wind up being another sister of yours.
Just... just try not to picture Liza if this turns to kissing.
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No. 24591 ID: 5dd9f1

She approached us. I think we shouldn't be a doormat, but we should see what kind of movie she is interested in before we try to bludgeon her with our giant masculine penis.
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No. 24592 ID: fb5d8e
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24592

I also believe it is a man's duty to both lead and serve, as is most beneficent to the well being of those he is responsible for.
I shall let her choose the movie, but pay for the tickets.

>"Did you have a movie in mind?"
>"W-well, I was-- uhm.. Uh.. A-anything you'd like to see.."
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No. 24594 ID: 2abfb1

This girl seems pretty legit. I say you give her a piece of the Royal Diadem.
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No. 24595 ID: 6136db

>>24592
Uh-oh. She pulled a blind gambit.
"Let's see what they're showing, ok?"
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No. 24596 ID: dec7e3

>>24592
Ask about her interests, it would help pick out a movie.
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No. 24597 ID: 1689ab

>>24592
So... something incest themed? What's really playing? What would Liza like? Romantic Comedy is probably the best bet. But that really screams out date. Action movies if shes into that sort of thing, but avoid them otherwise. If there's anything comedic; that can go by harmless enough.
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No. 24598 ID: 1689ab

>>24596
Yes. Ask her if she reads any manga... Something is fishy about this girl...
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No. 24599 ID: 6136db

>>24592
Maybe some foreign artsy film would go over well?Something not gay or french.
Are there specialized movie theatres in town?
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No. 24600 ID: 45afb1

Lets go see Dive Quest the movie! I heard it starts out all actioney, then starts getting soft when the protagonist starts to get feelings for this weird chick. I don't know the details, but it sounds awesome.
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No. 24601 ID: 5dd9f1

Horror lets you assert your masculine protectiveness while allowing her to be femininely sheltered by your burly arms. I'd say horror.
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No. 24603 ID: fb5d8e
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24603

>"So what do you usually do after school?"
>"Eh-? Uh! Uhm.. Uh.. I-I usually stay after to help clean up or help some of the struggling students with their work.. Then I hang out with my friends, and sometimes we go help out at the community center.. Or I just read a little bit.. Uhm.. A-am I rambling?"
>"No, not at all. Please go on."
>"Uhm.. I.. I'm pretty crazy, uh, I like helping people alot but I also like sitting in quiet to read. That's pretty crazy, right? Uhm. W-what do you usually do?"


Allright, we made it to the cinema. Now, please help me pick a movie, and bluff my way out of this question. Saying 'nothing' would eliminate the pleasant mood that has been building.

These are the movies currently running.
-Dive! the Musical (musical/romance)
-Rude Menn (action)
-The End (documentary)
-White Out (comedy)
-Panther People (thriller/horror)
-Sparrows (romance/drama)
-Cube And Friends (kids)
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No. 24606 ID: 1afd58

>>24603
I say Dive!. We have a small part in it, actually.
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No. 24607 ID: 6136db

>>24606
Yeah Dive sounds about right.
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No. 24608 ID: 45afb1

>>24603
Dive!
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No. 24609 ID: dec7e3

I'd say a tie between Panther People and Dive!
Like someone else mentioned, horror is great for the touchy-feely. Although a movie isnt the best place for a first date.
Anyway, "I like to read poems, especially Shakespeare."
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No. 24610 ID: 1689ab

Rude Menn. It will give us the opportunity to ask her where she stands on the subject of incestious 3-ways.
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No. 24611 ID: fb5d8e
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24611

>"I like to read poems, especially Shakespeare."
>"R-really? Th-that's really cool! I mean, uhm. S-sorry, I didn't mean to be loud."
>"Don't worry. How does Dive the musical sound?"
>"O-oh-- I- That- I was planning on that. I read the book and I heard alot of good things about the composer."
>"Then it must be good. Two for Dive the musical, please."
>"W-wait-- Y-you're buying-- B-but I invited you.."
>"But as the man I can not let a lady pay for me."
>"... (( so cool! ))"
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No. 24612 ID: e8d8be

>W-what do you usually do?

I think we should dodge that question. Cus "I talk to my orb and put on pretty dresses while camping." Kinds sounds like a red flag to any sane person.
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No. 24614 ID: b8bf79

I can't believe you really don't do anything. Don't you get bored?
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No. 24616 ID: 1689ab

Man, isnt nicole wearing a nice skirt? It really shows off her legs nicely, huh? And that top really suits her. She has good sense of fashion. I wonder what material that is... how would that feel against our skin I wonder... Don't you wish we could wear stuff like that, 58? I'll bet we would look so nice in it... Lets ask her if we can borrow that skirt sometime... it's just so cute... its perfect for us... I can't wait to wear it...
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No. 24619 ID: fb5d8e
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24619

I.. I suppose she does look very nice. Maybe she would do a well job in dressing me-- NO, what am I thinking? I can not be a responsible man if I dress as a woman. With my gender come responsibilities I can not drop like my father did.
However, I will compliment her.

>"I really like your look. Are you into fashion?"
>"Th-th-thank you! Uhm! Uh-- I'm- I guess so. I enjoy putting outfits together and sometimes I modify things.. I-I don't mean to brag, though, uhm, s-so sorry if it sounds like that."
>"No, don't worry. I admire that."
>"Hmm.. U-uhm.. I-I could show you some stuff when--UH-- if- if you ever come over. When you feel like it. M-maybe."
>"Thank you."



>EY
>EY YO
>YO UHN
>WHERE MA CATS AT
>THEY CALL ME DA HIGH ROLLAAA
>ROLLAAAA
>COZ DA PUSSIES GIMME HOLLLAAAA
>HOLLAAAA
>PLAY WITH GREAT VALUES
>GOT A COLLECTION OF ANTIQUES AND MAD HEIRLOOMS
>YOU WANNA GO, PLAY YO SOUL, GOTTA PAY UP THIS TIME
>IF YOU GONNA TRY TO RUN THEN YO ASS IS MINE
>ALL THEM CATS IN THE HOUSE SAY NYAAAA
>NYAAAA~~

I do not find this movie interesting in the slightest.
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No. 24620 ID: dec7e3

>>24619
Do NOT fall asleep. Pay attention to the girl, watch for cues. Laugh with her, be attentive. Ask is she is enjoying the movie.
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No. 24621 ID: 45afb1

>>24619
Must be one of those new age musicals, they ruin everything. Anyway at least it looks like Nicole is enjoying it... kinda. Why don't you ask her?
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No. 24622 ID: cd08c0

>>24619
NYAAAA~~

... I'm sorry, were you saying something?
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No. 24623 ID: b8bf79

>>24619
Is that some kind of furry rap musical? Oh god.
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No. 24624 ID: b8bf79

Oh and next time give us your opinion instead of making us choose. That'd probably get you a movie you actually care the slightest bit about.
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No. 24625 ID: 1689ab

>>24619
I fail to see what dressing as a woman has to do with abandoning your duties as a man. was your dad wearing a dress when he betrayed your familly? Does looking good and feeling good make you any less of a man? I say it does not. If you don't ask to borrow that skirt at some point during this date... I promise you you will be setting down a path that you will regret for the rest of your life. A true man lives without regrets. How can you do that if you don't take advantage of every opportunity put to you? Carpe Diem, 58. That is the path of a true man. Break through the unbreakable and make the impossible possible! Yours are the shapely legs that will pierce the heavens! Be a man, do what a man must! Ask to borrow her skirt!
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No. 24626 ID: b8bf79

>>24625
It's a bit early for that. Give it a few dates at least.
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No. 24627 ID: fb5d8e
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24627

I.. I can't ask her for her skirt! She'll just think I am insane. That would eliminate anything pleasant about this date. Unless she gives me some hint that she wants to see me crossdress, I can't be the first to mention it-- I mean, I-! It just does not fit a man who has to be strong!
I have to replace my father as he neglects his duties, and thus there is no time for me to care about elegance or beauty. The life of a man is about strength and efficiency.

>"Are you enjoying the movie?"
>"W-well, I thought the rapping cats part was a little, uhm, a-a little silly. B-but I'm enjoying being with yo-- Uuhh! Watching the movie. Uhm, you know. Uhmm.. A-are you?"
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No. 24628 ID: 904d48

>>24627
Good. Don't think about crossdressing. That's for faggots.

"Yeah, I like that we're here together."
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No. 24629 ID: dec7e3

>>24627
"Anything is enjoyable with you." Smile at her.

Also, get crossdressing out of your head.
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No. 24630 ID: 1689ab

Look, you'll just have to be sly about it is all. Maybe walk her home afterwards and spill something on your shirt, so, in a panic, ask if she has anything you can borrow to wear home. It doesnt have to be any big deal. I'll bet she's just dying for an opportunity.

I mean, you have to put signs out, you know? Tell her how jealouse you are of that cute hair clip thing. Your hair gets in your eyes all the time right? And those arm things really complete her look... you should put your arm around her and feel them. I'll bet they're really smooth... like silk.

If she doesnt want it, she'll fail to pick up on the signs and no big deal, but if she does... you could have found your soulmate, 58.
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No. 24631 ID: 45afb1

>>24627
Keep it smooth man, smoooooth.
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No. 24632 ID: 1689ab

>>24631
Smooth like slender, cleanshaven legs...
Smooth like pretty, clean, shiny hair...
Smooth like the feeling of silk on skin...
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No. 24633 ID: 457c1e

>>24630
Or she is just setting you up for massive humiliation. How would it feel if everyone at school saw pictures/video of you in a dress?
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No. 24634 ID: fb5d8e
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24634

Y-you are beginning to give the wrong kind of sensations here!

>"Yeah, I like that we're here together."
>"..U-uhm.. Y-you don't have to pretend you're enjoying yourself i-if you're not. Uhm.. W-we can leave if you want? You look a little tense.. Uhm-- If- If I may say so. S-sorry."
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No. 24635 ID: 1afd58

>>24634
Slyly put your arm around her. She likes you man. Girls like being cuddled.
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No. 24637 ID: 457c1e

Put your arm around her, grab a little sideboob by "Accident".
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No. 24638 ID: 1689ab

>>24634
Now look what you've done, you idiot. You'll never get into her panties that way. Start looking like you're enjoying things a bit better. Picture her as Liza if that'll help. Or hell, even Janine. You can put up a good show for them, right?

Seriously though, put you're arm around her, or at least get a little closer. Try to get a feel of that material... it just looks so nice...
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No. 24640 ID: dec7e3

Wait, hold on with the arm grabbing. Scratch your head in embarassement.
"Sorry, I don't go to dates very often. It's kind of a new experience for me."
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No. 24641 ID: 6faa8c

>>24634
Tell her that you aren't pretending, and it's nice to be with her.
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No. 24643 ID: 904d48

>>24641
I second this. Make the situation less awkward.
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No. 24644 ID: b8bf79

>>24641
Tell her that you've had a few rough days with the family and have a bit of a hard time getting it out of your head.
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No. 24646 ID: fb5d8e
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24646

>"Sorry, I don't go to dates very often. It's kind of a new experience for me a-and there's this little voice that keeps telling me to put my arm around you, w-which seems a little inappropiate right now. I really am enjoying it, though."
>"..Uhm.. M-may I?"
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No. 24649 ID: 1689ab

>>24646
Yes. For the love of god yes. Ten thousand times yes. Let this girl do whatever she wants with you. Especially if it involves that cute skirt and top combo.
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No. 24650 ID: ddd49b

Woah...This chapter came out of nowhere for me...
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No. 24651 ID: dec7e3

>>24646
Nod your head, smiling. Make some movement with your own arm to make it less uncomfortable for her.
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No. 24652 ID: 6faa8c

>>24646
dawwww

YES.
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No. 24653 ID: fb5d8e
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24653

O-okay, I'll just.. nod--




>"Y-you don't have to hide yourself."
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No. 24654 ID: fb5d8e
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24654

>"S-- Uhm-- You don't always have to do wh-what is expected of you.. S-Some people will l.. uhm.. will like you no matter what.."
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No. 24655 ID: 98dab8

DON'T ASK YOU FAGGOT ASDGFGFGDSD
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No. 24656 ID: 6faa8c

>>24653
>>24654
ULTIMATE DAWWW.
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No. 24657 ID: ddd49b

And yes, let that girl get the better of you man. You don't get another chance like that.
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No. 24658 ID: 62ec90

Did she put a hair clip in your hair?
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No. 24659 ID: 1afd58

>>24654
Take her advice. Do what you feel like doing right now.

And what you feel like doing is kissing her.
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No. 24660 ID: dec7e3

"Thanks... although...um... t-this hair clip might get people the wrong impression. But, really, thank you. This the first time in three years...that I feel good."
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No. 24663 ID: 98dab8

>>24658
I thought it was actually there, and she just happened to notice it...
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No. 24664 ID: ddd49b

...Hopefully she doesn't think you're a female.
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No. 24666 ID: 1689ab

She's letting you wear her super-cute hairclip! omg! How does it feel? You look sooo cute. omg. This is a sign man, she's the one. Ask her how you look in it. Like, ask her if she likes that look on you.

She's totally giving you signals man, she wants to take you home and dress you up and you'll be so cute and it'll feel so nice and everything will be so perfect.

This is a dream come true. I think she could be your soulmate. Be a man, fifty-eight. Don't let her down. Let her know how much you like this sort of thing and how much you appreciate it.

And whatever you do, don't take out that hairclip. It's just too cute and taking it out will totally send the wrong message.
>>
No. 24667 ID: 904d48

Don't be a faggot 58. Hairclips and shit are for girls. Man up, tell her you like her.
>>
No. 24669 ID: fb5d8e
File 124975824257.png - (43.80KB , 800x600 , 287.png )
24669

I can't tell her I like her yet! I.. I would like to date her again to find out.. but-- Somehow, her telling me to be myself made me even more confused. Who am I really?

>"Th-thank you.. Do I look good?"
>"Y-yeah, you do."
>"But.. really, thank you. I feel--.. Let's do this again soon.
>"I-- Uhm.. I-I would like that."

>PRRRIII-PRRIII

>PRRIIII-PRRIIII
>>
No. 24670 ID: 1afd58

>>24669
Get the phone, broseph
>>
No. 24671 ID: e84fc5

You think you have identity problems, try being an orb bound disembodied voice.
>>
No. 24672 ID: 904d48

>>24669
Don't answer the phone. Fuck it.
>>
No. 24673 ID: dec7e3

>>24669
I liked you better with your hair slicked back. That hairclip style makes you look like a woman. I don't believe you want to go there. Anyway, pick up phone, hang up if it's not important.
>>
No. 24674 ID: 98dab8

Flip the phone open and closed again, quickly, to stop the ringing. You're having a good time with a chick, whatever it is can wait.
>>
No. 24676 ID: fb5d8e
File 124975880630.png - (19.25KB , 800x600 , 288.png )
24676

Allright, I'll just quickly check it- Oh, it's just a textmessage anyway.
>>
No. 24677 ID: 571eb4
File 124975881789.jpg - (12.02KB , 233x175 , GTFO.jpg )
24677

>>24667
>>
No. 24678 ID: b8bf79

>>24676
I have no idea what that emote means.
>>
No. 24679 ID: 571eb4

>>24676
The movies almost over right?
>>
No. 24680 ID: dec7e3

>>24676
Yeah... no. Stay with the girl, enjoy the day.
>>
No. 24681 ID: 457c1e

>>24676
Vow to kill Janine for using her "Weeabl" faces.
>>
No. 24682 ID: 904d48

>>24676
Janine is bad business stay with Nicole. Shut off the phone if needed.
>>
No. 24683 ID: 031cd6

Say "excuse me for a moment" then go the washroom real quick and call home. It could be somethign important. But it could also obe something not so important.
>>
No. 24684 ID: 98dab8

>>24676
ignore that shit. Ignore it like the fist of the north star.
>>
No. 24685 ID: 571eb4

>>24683
This.
>>
No. 24686 ID: 6faa8c

>>24683
sounds right
>>
No. 24687 ID: 68253a

>>24683
seems reasonable, recommended course of action.
>>
No. 24688 ID: fb5d8e
File 124975928976.png - (19.64KB , 800x600 , 289.png )
24688

>"S-sorry, it's my little sister. I'll quickly send a message ba--"
>PRRII-PRRIII

>PRRIII-PRRIII
>>
No. 24689 ID: dec7e3

>>24688
Enjoy the current company.
>>
No. 24690 ID: fb5d8e
File 124975957777.png - (20.44KB , 800x600 , 290.png )
24690

>PRII-PRRIIII

>PPRRRIIII-PRRRIII
>>
No. 24691 ID: 68253a

>>24688
If the new message is not important, turn your cell phone off.
>>
No. 24692 ID: 457c1e

"If you shutup for a couple hours i'll be nice to you when i get home. (´・ω・)つ(・(・"
>>
No. 24693 ID: 98dab8

>>24690
finish sending your message.
>>
No. 24694 ID: 6faa8c

>>24690
O snap.
>>
No. 24695 ID: 15ad29

>>24690
Man if that keeps ringing we'll be thrown out.

Text her something quick like, Be there in a sec.
>>
No. 24696 ID: fb5d8e
File 124975970188.png - (20.08KB , 800x600 , 291.png )
24696

>>
No. 24698 ID: fb5d8e
File 124975980914.png - (19.28KB , 800x600 , 292.png )
24698

>PRRII-PRRIIII

>PRRII-PRRIIII

Allright, I'll do a fast reply this time.
>>
No. 24699 ID: dec7e3

>>24696
"If you shutup for a couple hours i'll be nice to you when i get home. (´・ω・)つ(・(・"
>>
No. 24700 ID: 62ec90

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Do me a favor and bash this orb into your phone. I want to hit it.
>>
No. 24701 ID: 98dab8

Okay, enough of this shit. Turn the phone off.
>>
No. 24702 ID: 98dab8

By the way, how is Janine getting ASCII on her phone? This would be worth investigating later.
>>
No. 24706 ID: 2abfb1

>>24698
JUST FUCKING CALL HER AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. It's a cellphone, not a text-messaging-machine!
>>
No. 24707 ID: 571eb4

>>24690
Apologize to Nicole, tell her that your little sister needs you right now. I'm sure she'll understand and even think better of you for it.
>>
No. 24708 ID: 476456

Say you'll be home shortly, ask whats so important that it cant wait.

Also, kind of f'ed up to skip out on your sister when she needs help on her homework fiddy.
>>
No. 24709 ID: c01408

Normally I'd say turn it off, but given the frequency and urgency of her messages, this is serious.

If there's some real family emergency, do you want to say "Oh, I'm sorry I wasn't here to help you, but I was busy watching a silly musical with some girl I basically just hung out with for the first time today"?

NO

GET YOUR ASS HOME
This has progressed beyond simple pestering. Something HUGE is going down.
Get home now. While there's still time.
>>
No. 24710 ID: 6d4c58

>>24707
This but give her a quick kiss on the cheek before you go.
>>
No. 24711 ID: 71d045

>>24708
She has very good grades!
Just turn off the phone and apologize, sister being annoying, nothing urgent.
>>
No. 24712 ID: 6faa8c

GET HOME
>>
No. 24713 ID: 62ec90

You shut your whore mouth.

His sister is a fucked up possessive control freak. Stay right the hell where you are and spend time with this person right now.
>>
No. 24714 ID: 95484a

>>24709

If there was some real big family emergency, I don't think Janine would be making such silly emoticon faces.

Well, probably not, anyway.
>>
No. 24715 ID: dec7e3

>>24711
I agree. Making faces is not urget. It can wait.
>>
No. 24716 ID: e8d8be

This might not have anything to do with homework. Remember the 'good timing' comment when we called earlier? Something is happening.
>>
No. 24717 ID: 68253a

schedule a new date, then >>24709
>>
No. 24718 ID: 7eda8b

Text "Please describe the nature of your emergency."
>>
No. 24719 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976079739.png - (43.00KB , 800x600 , 293.png )
24719

>"Sorry about that. I promised my little sister I would help her with her homework today, but I didn't want to refuse you so I called my mom to cover for me.. but now my little sister is messaging me that I need to come home right away."
>"O-oh? S-she needs help with her homework? I- Uhm.. if.. if you don't mind, we can go.. Uhm.. I don't mind help her. I-If you don't mind."
>>
No. 24720 ID: 8ce2bf

>>24706
Call her? IN A MOVIE THEATRE? NO EMERGENCY IS WORTH THAT RUDENESS.
>>
No. 24721 ID: 04bd7e

"looks like an emergency has come up at home, i need to go. im sorry im ducking out on this date, hopefully our next one will turn up better"
>>
No. 24722 ID: bde1b8

>>24719
Actually that is not a bad idea. They already bastardized Dive from what I can see.

Invite her to come home with you, lets do this.
>>
No. 24723 ID: 6faa8c

>>24719
Hmmmm... If it's a real family emergency, we might not want to involve her.
>>
No. 24724 ID: 7eda8b

Text "Please describe the nature of your emergency."
>>
No. 24725 ID: 6d4c58

>>24722
This works with any luck it will get your sister less obcessed about you.
>>
No. 24726 ID: ffe8c0

I'm surprised 58 even has his phone ON inside a movie theatre. It's way forbidden over here.
>>
No. 24727 ID: ddd49b

Remember to take the clip off. No need for more emergencies in your family.
>>
No. 24728 ID: 98dab8

>>24706
He's in a movie theater.

>>24707
>>24708
She's probably just jealous because she found out from mom that fiftyeight is with a girl. Regardless, she quite certainly does not need immediate response.
>>
No. 24730 ID: dec7e3

Make plans to kill sister.
>>
No. 24731 ID: 98dab8

>>24726
here too, but nobody enforces it. It's pretty rude to not have it on silent, though.
>>
No. 24732 ID: 04bd7e

>>24728
he didnt say girl he said friend this is either a real problem or the mother of all surprise partys
>>
No. 24733 ID: bde1b8

>>24728
We didn't tell Mom our friend was a girl.

Not that I would put it past mothers to magically find out, but the fact stands we told her no such thing.
>>
No. 24734 ID: 98dab8

>>24732
>>24733
Um... hate to break it to you guys, but it was fairly obvious from the subtext. Fifty's mom presumably knows him well enough to be able to read that.
>>
No. 24735 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976181673.png - (47.79KB , 800x600 , 294.png )
24735

Nicole seems pretty intense about it, so I didn't see a point in stalling.

>"I'm home."
>"Fiddy~ Welcome home~ Oooh! Iz that your girlfriend?"
>"Th-this is Nicole, she's in my class."
>"H-hi. Uhm, s-sorry to intrude."
>"Hello~ I'm Liza, Fiddy'z older zizter."
>"BIG BRO!!! Liza is dumb! She doesn't know anything!"
>"Heeey, I juzt forgot about elementary thingz after zo long.."
>"Wh-where's mom?"
>"Zhe haz a date tonight, zo I'm here to babyzit you guyz."
>>
No. 24736 ID: 6faa8c

>>24735
hooo boy.
>>
No. 24737 ID: ddd49b

Wow dude. Be on high alert. This may get messy. Hopefully you'll get out of this alive.
>>
No. 24738 ID: 6faa8c

>>24735
>Mom
>Dating
Blink manually.

Then have big sister show you and your girl how things are done properly~

:3c
>>
No. 24740 ID: 04bd7e

well i guess its good theres no real disaster, and i suppose she did save us from that terrible movie..
>>
No. 24741 ID: 4265b6

Oh, boy.
Help Janine with her homework... Try to leave much of it to Nicole, so Janine might start to like her!
>>
No. 24742 ID: 98dab8

>>24735
dawwww, she's literally hiding behind you
>>
No. 24744 ID: a2693d
File 124976216544.jpg - (15.12KB , 197x219 , you fuckin bitch.jpg )
24744

>>24738
>Blink manually.

oh screw you
>>
No. 24746 ID: dec7e3

"Whatever,"
Leave, nowwww!
>>
No. 24747 ID: 7507ef

>>24735
Well... its not the most romantic date... but at least she's meeting the family, right?
Maybe we should take her aside a bit and explain that Janine is very protective of us. If, of course, we havn't explaind this already.
In fact, we should probably explain the whole situation, what with the divorce and Liza being our half sister, who, apart from a recent camping trip, we really havnt seen too much of. But thats all changing now, etc. We should also explain that Liza has very nice tastes in dresses, despite her tomboyishness. They feel really nice. Or at least, the one's I've tried on have... I wonder if she has any more... maybe I should go give her a tikle...
>>
No. 24748 ID: 7dcac7

Oh, this is gonna be bad...
>>
No. 24749 ID: 904d48
File 124976272044.png - (39.38KB , 300x300 , 1249754157114.png )
24749

>>24747
You are the worst suggestion ever.
>>
No. 24751 ID: 2dd482

Okay, how do we get a harem ending?
>>
No. 24752 ID: fb5d8e
File 12497631411.png - (47.70KB , 800x600 , 295.png )
24752

>"I have to warn you, Janine can be very protective of me. Please do not feel alarmed when she does anything to confirm that."
>"A-awww, that's so cute. Uhm, I won't be alarmed... Hey, Janine. I'm Nicole. Can I help you with your homework?"
>"Uhhh, are you smart?"
>"Uhm, I don't know, but I study real hard."
>"..Well.. That's good too, I guess."

>"Hey, playboy, let'z get zome drinkz from the ztorage clozet."
>>
No. 24753 ID: ddd49b

>>24752

No beer. VERY BAD IDEA.
>>
No. 24754 ID: 04bd7e

well i guess introductions should be made..
>>
No. 24755 ID: dec7e3

>>24752
"No. Can't you just leave me alone?"
>>
No. 24756 ID: 6faa8c

>>24752
8C

Fiddy, make sure you grab NON ALCOHOLIC drinks.
>>
No. 24757 ID: 5f6356

>>24752
Brace for rape in the store room! Well, "rape", more like. You just don't know you want it yet.
>>
No. 24758 ID: 7507ef

>>24752
This means she has something to tell us. Go along with her. Maybe she wants to dress you up again. That wouldnt be so bad... I mean... as long as she's descreet about it. Maybe you should take her up on her offer to show you around her school some time... that could be kinda nice in retrospect... Just make sure she doesnt try anything, ok? Stay away from the alcohol if you can.
>>
No. 24759 ID: 904d48

>>24752
"We know what happened last time you got drunk. I didn't come here for that. Let's just have a normal day, alright?"
>>
No. 24760 ID: 2dd482

Yeha.. Liza is looking like a bad end.
>>
No. 24761 ID: 571eb4

>>24752
"I think I'd rather skip on the booze this time."
>>
No. 24762 ID: c01408

She obviously wants to tell us something important, so go with her.
Besides, a beer would help you relax and deal with all this. You don't want your new friend thinking you're too uptight, do you?
NO! YOU DON'T!
So loosen up a bit. One beer won't kill you.
>>
No. 24763 ID: 7bb473

What happens if Liza and Fiddy both hold the orb at the same time? Will they hear each other's thoughts?
>>
No. 24764 ID: 7dcac7

Go with her. Find out what she wants to talk about, if she wants to talk at all. No one drinks alcohol tonight.
>>
No. 24765 ID: 5f6356

No reason to make a fuzz, you can always reevaluate the situation later. The girls seem to be getting along, so they can probably manage themselves for a minute.
>>
No. 24766 ID: 571eb4

>>24762
That's retarded. Do you honestly think that Nicole is the kind of person who drinks?
>>
No. 24767 ID: e8d8be

>>24762
We don't want our guard down at ALL times. I think it would be in poor taste it drink EVERY chance we got.
>>
No. 24768 ID: fb5d8e
File 12497639909.png - (46.88KB , 800x600 , 296.png )
24768

>"We know what happened last time you got drunk. I didn't come here for that. Let's just have a normal day, alright?"
>"Fine. Let'z talk. I know you have been feeling toyed with, but it'z very bad to get another girl involved juzt to avoid it. What'z going on?"
>>
No. 24769 ID: ddd49b

...wut?
>>
No. 24770 ID: 6d4c58

>>24768
Is she really that convinced its about her?
>>
No. 24771 ID: 7507ef

>>24768
God she smells nice... You should kiss her...
>>
No. 24773 ID: 7bb473

>>24768
"Liza, you don't understand. The force is strong in my family. My father had it... I have it... and my... half-sister has it..."
>>
No. 24774 ID: e8d8be

"I met her today trying something new, dating. Turn out shes nice and I like her."
>>
No. 24775 ID: ddd49b

This is getting almost too strange...
>>
No. 24776 ID: 476456

"I dunno, you tell me"

what could go wrong.
>>
No. 24777 ID: 6faa8c

>>24768
"Liza, I liked you before, but now... Now I know you're my half-sister, and...I don't feel like playing that game. This nice girl asked me out today, and I intend to show her a good time and get to know her better. I'm sorry it ended up this way."
>>
No. 24778 ID: dec7e3

>>24768
"I met someone who likes me and doesn't treat me like a plaything. Just let me have one good thing in my life..."
Get free of her.
>>
No. 24779 ID: c80cec

Tell her that you don't want this tension between her and you anymore. That you just want to have a normal relationship with your half-sister.
>>
No. 24780 ID: 5f6356

>>24768
Hey, isn't that your bedroom door she's got ya leaning against? No one ever said you had to tell anyone if anything happened with her...
>>
No. 24781 ID: 904d48

>>24777
>>24779
>>24778
These. She just doesn't get it.
>>
No. 24782 ID: 5f6356

>>24778
Pah, it's hardly strange that she bosses you around. For all your mental preaching to a bunch of disembodied voices about the role of men you do act a lot like a blushing bride.
That's not convincing her you're anything more than just a boy, now is it? And who ever takes a boy seriously?
>>
No. 24783 ID: 98dab8

>>24778
This. Getting toyed with is all well and good, but there comes a time when one must assert one's authority.
>>
No. 24785 ID: a3b36a

Ask her if she'll accompany us on the trip to get the mannikin.

Wait... wrong owner. Um... tell the truth. She ask us. It would be rude to say no. And she's nice.
>>
No. 24788 ID: 649108

"listen... liza... you're my sister, and I love you, and I'll always love you... and I want to thank you for everything you've done... it's done a lot to get me out of my shell. If it wasn't for you, I wouldnt have taken this girl out to a movie. I'm not trying to avoid your games Liza... Your games are fun... But you need to leave me with the chance to apply the teachings of those games to the rest of my life. I'm just trying to do the right thing Liza. I'm sorry if you got the wrong impression from this... Hey, look on the bright side. You've helped your little brother become a man, right? What more could a big sister ask for?"
>>
No. 24789 ID: ddd49b

I see no good ending here.
>>
No. 24790 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976544194.png - (44.34KB , 800x600 , 297.png )
24790

>"Liza, I liked you before, but I met someone who likes me and doesn't treat me like a plaything... I'm sorry it ended up this way."
>"Hmmm~ Zo the little rozebud is finally flowering~ Welcome to the world out of your zhell, Fiddy. Tonight I'll give you your final lezzon..."
>>
No. 24792 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976551355.png - (35.27KB , 800x600 , 298.png )
24792

>"Oh, zilly me, the drinkz are in the fridge in thiz houze!"
>>
No. 24793 ID: 6faa8c

>>24790
She truly doesn't understand...
>>
No. 24794 ID: 7bb473

>>24790
NO MEANS NO. I NEED AN ADULT!
>>
No. 24795 ID: db097e

>>24792

Ponder the meaning of these words. Prepare for the worst.
>>
No. 24797 ID: dec7e3

>>24792
No final lessons. Take Nicole and leave. If Janine whines, take her along. Liza is babysitting so you don't really need to bring her.
>>
No. 24798 ID: ddd49b

Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...Wow...
>>
No. 24799 ID: 82167e

>>24792
AWKWARD BONER ENGAGE.
>>
No. 24800 ID: 6d4c58

>>24792
Go downstairs and help Janine with homework safety in numbers.
>>
No. 24801 ID: dec7e3

>>24797
This. Staying in the house will only make things worse and Liza is a crazy, jelous bitch. Yeah, let's not ruin the first date.
>>
No. 24802 ID: 82167e

>>24792
Also why the fuck are you people all hung up over Nicole already? Embrace the new experiences! She has LOTS to teach you. I say go with Liza - resisting is just going to make her penis harder. Have some fun with it!
>>
No. 24803 ID: 649108

Well that went about as well as could be expected. Good job.
I wonder what she meant about that...
Ah well.

Hey 58... does your mom have any bras lying around? I wonder what they feel like... I'll bet no one will notice if you put one on... I'm sure it'll be really comfortable... and no one will ever have to know...
>>
No. 24805 ID: dec7e3

>>24802
I think going with Liza would entail a fun incestous night then a trip to the police station for one of the two. Not to mention the rumors.
>>
No. 24806 ID: ddd49b

Wow...Bad voices are coming in groups.
>>
No. 24807 ID: 71d045

>>24792
You're here for a reason, go help with homework.
>>
No. 24808 ID: 649108

>>24807
Yeah. Lets spend some time with our other sister and our date. We left the movie for a reason, and this could actually be good quality bonding time.
>>
No. 24809 ID: 5f6356

It wasn't until just this morning she got upgraded to half-sis in your mind though, and I dare wager you liked her well before that.
>>
No. 24810 ID: a3b36a

If it all gets to be too much, 58, you could always just... disappear. Pack some stuff and just leave without warning. It would be really hard on you, though. All those new relationships you've formed would be severed, and it would HURT. A lot.

But yeah. Stick around. At least life is getting 'interesting' now, right?
>>
No. 24811 ID: 21ac13

Ahaha, I can't but help thinking of this for some reason so I have to throw it out there for you.

Cross dress
become "one of the girls"
obtain harem end (with 58 as part of it)
>>
No. 24812 ID: ddd49b

Yerp...Too many bad voices. Where were they in the first place? We gave mostly sound advice until the camping trip.
>>
No. 24813 ID: c80cec

Go back and help Janine with her homework.
>>
No. 24814 ID: db097e

>>24812

Why don't you try to be more whiny? I'm sure that will solve the problem.
>>
No. 24815 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976665047.png - (39.01KB , 800x600 , 299.png )
24815

Yes, yes, yes, ofcourse I did like Liza! As much as I had liked Elizabeth all this time-- No, more. Ofcourse I can't suddenly let go of all these feelings.. even if new ones are growing.
Maybe it would be best to leave right now.

>"And that's it!"
>"Yaaaay! Nicky is awesome!"
>"Uhm, I-I just take my time to study."
>"I'll do that too from now on!"
>>
No. 24816 ID: dec7e3

>>24815
Ask Nicole/Janine if they are about done with the homework. If so, grab Nicole and bail. If not... well, warn Nicole about Liza but try to calm down and work with the situation.
>>
No. 24818 ID: b8bf79

Get in there and help your sister if you're not done damnit. You're always a man's gotta do this and that and now you're gonna run away?
>>
No. 24819 ID: db097e

>>24815

Sit down next to them. See if you can't make some small-talk.
>>
No. 24820 ID: ddd49b

>>24814
Sorry for being whiny, but we're supposed to actually help Fifty-Eight.

I suggest hanging out with Janine and Nicole. Hopefully Liza was just kidding.
>>
No. 24821 ID: 5f6356

>>24812
Now now, I hardly consider presenting the guy with some more options a bad thing.
>>
No. 24823 ID: 904d48

Sit down and breath. Try to make the best of the situation since Nicole and Janine get along so well.
>>
No. 24824 ID: 15b56e

>>24815
BE THE GREATEST TROLL YOU CAN BE, REAVER!
AN HERO! NAO!
>>
No. 24825 ID: db097e

>>24820

Technically our job is to make mischief and enjoy ourselves. Helping 58 is more of a hobby.
>>
No. 24826 ID: 571eb4

>>24792
You might want to see if there are any Buddhist temples around that could help sort out the chaos in your head, mang.
>>
No. 24827 ID: 98dab8

safety in numbers, sit down and help out. Play it cool. Nicole seems fairly sane, so we should be fine.
>>
No. 24828 ID: 15b56e

>>24826
Ha! Form a Discordianist cabal instead. Eris would surely approve of this disorder.
>>
No. 24829 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976787425.png - (44.93KB , 800x600 , 300.png )
24829

>"H-hey, Fiftyeight. Uhm, w-we were just finishing up."
>"Janine, when you're done get ready for bed and you can come watch zome TV with me!"
>"Okaaaaay~"

>"(( ..Uhm.. F.. Fiftyeight.. A-are you okay? Uhm.. Would you like me to leave? ))"
>>
No. 24831 ID: 571eb4

>>24829
((No, it isn't you.))
>>
No. 24832 ID: bde1b8

>>24829
For the love of god please stay. I fear for Fiddy's sanity should he be left alone with those two again.
>>
No. 24833 ID: 1afd58

>>24829
Well, Janine is getting ready for bed, it might be a bit late. Are you ok to get home or should I be manly and walk you there?
>>
No. 24834 ID: 904d48

>>24829
((I am...I'm alright. Please, don't leave - being alone with Liza is detrimental to my sanity.))
>>
No. 24835 ID: 904d48

>>24833
Wait, I take my suggestion back. If it's getting late that would be the thing to do.
>>
No. 24836 ID: dec7e3

>>24833
This except jsut say that you will walk her there. No is not an answer.
>>
No. 24838 ID: b8bf79

Well you could invite her to stay for dinner... but i'm not sure if that'd be a good idea with Liza around.
>>
No. 24839 ID: 6faa8c

>>24829
Walk her home, kiss her on the doorstep.
>>
No. 24841 ID: 8be705

This.
>>
No. 24842 ID: c01408

What are you CRAZY
do not let her leave, even if you accompany her

This will only result in two things:
1) She will feel like you are tired of having her around and want to get rid of her, regardless of how you let her leave
2) You will at SOME POINT have to return to face your sisters, this time without help

DO NOT LET HER GO
>>
No. 24843 ID: b8bf79

>>24842
Yes lets kidnap her.

Or tell her you're alright and she can stay for as long as she wants to.
>>
No. 24845 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976908592.png - (40.41KB , 800x600 , 301.png )
24845

>"No, no, it's not you. Though it is getting late. Shall I walk you home?"
>"Uhmm..! Uhm-- Uh, w-well, my house is at the other side of the city, b-but if you could walk me to the busstop.."

>"Bye Nicole!"
>"Byebye, lovedovez~"

>"So.. uhm.. I.. I had a really good time.."
>>
No. 24846 ID: db097e

>>24845

"Yeah, me too...We should do it again sometime."

Kiss her. Kiiiiiiss heeeeeeer.
>>
No. 24847 ID: c01408

well great, now she's gonna think you wanted to get rid of her
and she has to take the bus on top of everything
great job
>>
No. 24848 ID: 2dd482

>>24845
Don't forget to offer her the hairclip back.
>>
No. 24849 ID: 8be705

Would it be too creepy to accompany her on the bus?
>>
No. 24850 ID: 1afd58

>>24845
Yeah, but too bad you wouldn't put out. How long does a manhammer gotta wait?
>>
No. 24851 ID: 68253a

>>24848
Nooooooo.... ask her if you can keep it for the time being.
>>
No. 24852 ID: 5f6356

>>24845
Did you? Think honestly now, this may affect how happy you are for the nearer future.
>>
No. 24853 ID: 6faa8c

>>24845
KISS HERRRRR
>>
No. 24854 ID: dec7e3

>>24849
Kinda.

"Here, I should probably give this back to you," offer her the hairclip. "I... I didn't say it back then but I-I l... I like you too."
>>
No. 24855 ID: b8bf79

>>24848
"You probably want this back." Then i bet she'll say you can keep it.
>>
No. 24856 ID: 1689ab

Thank her for the clip. Ask if you can keep it.
Compliment her on her skirt. Insist that she just has to let you borrow it sometime.
Tell her you had a really nice time.
Apologize for what happened.
Go in for an awkward kiss on the cheek.
>>
No. 24857 ID: 904d48

>>24854
Something like this. Then just kiss her, be a man about it.
>>
No. 24858 ID: 5f6356

>>24854
>>24848
That could be taken as a rejection, just so you guys know.
I may be in favour of getting rid of her, but don't say I don't play fair.
>>
No. 24861 ID: acdc9b

>>24845
Shalalalala

Kees dee gurl
>>
No. 24862 ID: fb5d8e
File 124976987395.png - (42.44KB , 800x600 , 302.png )
24862

I don't /want/ to kiss her! I don't know if I like her! Maybe I do, but I certainly have not gotten over Liza yet.
You are all only making this worse on me. I feel so confused I would rather just run away and never return.

>"Uh.. Th-thanks.. I mean, me too. Uh.. Hmm- I'm- I'm sorry, my head is a little-- uh.. I had a good time too. Would you like the clip back?"
>"N-no.. Uhm, y-you can keep it.. Uhm.. O-oh, th-there's, uhm, there's my bus.. So, uhm.."
>>
No. 24863 ID: 98dab8

Kiss her goodnight. Don't mention the clip.
>>
No. 24864 ID: 8ce2bf

>>24862
Suckerpunch her right in the face.
>>
No. 24865 ID: 1afd58

>>24862
Give her a hug you damn spazz.

You might not like her right now, but you might later. She'll be very sad if she has no contact at all.

Just a close, lingering hug, and you'll make her happy.

It's not meaningless to be happy, Fifty.
>>
No. 24866 ID: 6d4c58

>>24862
At the least give her a kiss on the cheeck
>>
No. 24867 ID: db097e

>>24862

Alright, don't sweat it. Just wish her goodnight and wave her goodbye for now. We'll work on the rest later.
>>
No. 24868 ID: dec7e3

>>24862
Just go for it. Kiss her and find out how it feels afterward. Do you want to be the constant kid Liza gets to play around with? Do you want to be a scoundrel like your father? I don't think you.
>>
No. 24869 ID: bde1b8

>>24862
Give us to her. As thanks for the clip.
>>
No. 24870 ID: 8be705

>>24865
This.
>>
No. 24871 ID: 476456

Well..Do what you want to do fiddy.
>>
No. 24872 ID: 904d48

>>24865
A hug is nice. Make sure to whisper "I like you too."
>>
No. 24874 ID: 98dab8

>>24863
Ah, inlight of the above post... Kiss her goodnight, you pussy. Nothing much. Just a quick peck on the lips. A smile would be good, but not if it's fake.
>>
No. 24875 ID: dec7e3

>>24869
I don't 58 would survive the night without our help. Although, that idea is tempting, find out what she thinks.
>>
No. 24877 ID: 1689ab

>>24862
Look. You arent going to kiss her? Give her a hug. Its a copout, but its something, ok?
And thank her again for the clip. Say that it means a lot to you.
Geeze, you know you're going to see her again at school tommorow, right? This isnt any big deal. Stop being so dramatic about it.

She is really cute though... and she does smell nice... Are you sure you don't want to kiss her? If you are, then thats fine... its just... she's so cute...
>>
No. 24878 ID: acdc9b

You've got to kees dee gurl
Why don't you kees dee gurl
You gotta kees dee gurl
Go on and kees dee gurl
>>
No. 24879 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977097293.png - (35.13KB , 800x600 , 303.png )
24879

Fine! Yes, a hug sounds perfect!
There. I-I'll make it a tight hug.

>"I'll see you at school tomorrow. Have a good night."
>"Uh... uhm...

>..hm...


> (( please be my boyfriend ))"
>>
No. 24880 ID: fb5d8e
File 12497709879.png - (39.40KB , 800x600 , 304.png )
24880

>>
No. 24881 ID: 1afd58

>>24879
Tell her yes.

You can back out of it later if it's not what you want, but don't ruin your chance by saying no now.
>>
No. 24882 ID: 6faa8c

>>24880
*Wario laugh*
>>
No. 24883 ID: 571eb4

>>24879
> (( please be my boyfriend ))
That's... A bit strange, isn't it?
>>
No. 24884 ID: bde1b8

>>24879
Stutter.

"Well I uh um... Yes."
>>
No. 24885 ID: e8d8be

Ya know what your indecisiveness reminds me of? Your father. I'm not saying ya gotta do it now, but ya gotta make a decision about this sooner or latter.
>>
No. 24886 ID: dec7e3

>>24880
((I will.))
>>
No. 24887 ID: 1689ab

Look, she's a nice girl. We'll have to be honest with her. Tell her that we enjoy spending time with her, but we hardly know her. We're more than willing to spend more time with her (we are, in fact, looking forward to it), but thats such a big step and well... not really the best time to ask. Lets just hang out and have fun together before we go making any commitments that could ruin everything.
>>
No. 24888 ID: 904d48

>>24885
This.
Just say yes, it's not like another cute girl who is not your sister would waltz up to you and confess her feelings. Besides, you could use someone like her around to keep breathing.
>>
No. 24889 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977142138.png - (81.79KB , 800x600 , 305.png )
24889

>"Well.



>I, uhm.


>Yes.


>I will."
>>
No. 24890 ID: b8bf79

>>24887
Listen to this.

Also laugh at the "Leaverage" ad.
>>
No. 24893 ID: 2ca1da

>>24889
Hey, do we have her phone number? Perhaps we could ring her.
>>
No. 24894 ID: e8d8be

Well alright then, now we just need to go back home and survive the night.
>>
No. 24895 ID: bde1b8

>>24889
You're a poet, right?

Maybe you should write a depressing poem and give it to her.

Then add "PS: Yes."
>>
No. 24897 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977186069.png - (77.02KB , 800x600 , 306.png )
24897

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WHAT AM I DOING?!?!
TEMPER! TEMPER! TEMPER! BREATH!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT!! I DONT KNOW WHAT I FEEL!!
I AM SO GODFORSAKEN CONFUSED!!!!
I HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!!

STOP SMILING!!!!
>>
No. 24898 ID: 1689ab

We'll see her at school tommorow. We'll tell her then. If we can get the nerve up.

I wonder what she'll wear... something pretty probably... what will we wear? Do we have anything that fits the situation? Maybe we should talk to Liza about it. She knows more about this sort of thing than us. Best keep it a secret from Janine though.

Hey, 58... what exactly is that stuff an add for? That advertisment is strangly attractive... maybe you should buy some of that stuff...
>>
No. 24899 ID: 6faa8c

>>24897
RELAX RELAX.

All you have to do is tell her next time you see her! CHIIIIILL.
>>
No. 24901 ID: bde1b8
File 124977202027.png - (24.28KB , 373x290 , sdsgdsdasgdhljh.png )
24901

>>24897
whoa.
>>
No. 24902 ID: 5f6356

>>24897
Don't worry. You know it's Liza you want anyway.
>>
No. 24903 ID: 1689ab

Calm down dude. Its just teenage angst. Let it all out. Its no big deal. Everyone goes through it.

I think you need to spend some time tonight and figure out what YOU want. Where do YOU want to go with your life? We can advise all we want, but in the end, the power is yours, ok? We can't - we havn't - made you do anything that wasnt inside you to do already. We're just trying to help out as best we can.
>>
No. 24904 ID: 1afd58

>>24897
oh man up you little shit. We all had to go through it.

Now go home and try not to get raped by your sister(s)
>>
No. 24905 ID: 2dd482

>>24897
It's simple.

You want to be the little girl.
>>
No. 24906 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977217539.png - (74.89KB , 800x600 , 307.png )
24906

I DONT WANT TO BE HER CURSED BOYFRIEND!!
I DONT KNOW IF I LIKE HER!!
STOP FORCING YOUR FEELINGS ON ME!!

FUUUUUUUUUCK!!
FUCK EVERYTHING!!
IM GOING TO RUN AWAY!!

FUCKKK!!!!!
>>
No. 24907 ID: dec7e3

>>24906
Fuck yeah, smash shit up. You're actually doing something.
>>
No. 24908 ID: 6faa8c

>>24906
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL

You can like whoever you fucking want! Hand us off to someone else if you don't like us!
>>
No. 24909 ID: bde1b8
File 124977232041.png - (4.37KB , 200x200 , omg.png )
24909

>>24906
...Woah again.
>>
No. 24910 ID: 2ca1da

>>24906
Stop the dramtics. Sit down, does this bus stop have a bench? Take a deep breath. And think. Do you like her? She's a nice girl. Well mannered, nice personality, cute, smart... but do you like her? If you don't, it's not the end of the world. It's a teenage romance, easy to end. If you do, we've given you a nice girlfriend.

There's a reason you have s to advise you, y'know.
>>
No. 24911 ID: 904d48

We just gave you an opportunity of a lifetime. Stop being so goddamn confused you douchecastle. You're not going to run away. Try to live life a little for once outside of potential incest and being played around by someone five years your senior.
Liza is not for you, just let it go.
>>
No. 24912 ID: 4265b6

Look... You have chances. Why don't you leave us with the others for now. Might give you time to work things out... But only if you're sure you can deal with this alone!
>>
No. 24913 ID: b8bf79

>>24906
If you think it's our fault just leave us with Janine or something while you think about what you really want. Then tell us. It's not like you've really told us much, so we do what we can with what we guess from how you act.
>>
No. 24914 ID: 5f6356

>>24906
You don't have to be. Calm down a bit and get your ass home. If you're still feeling down you could always get big sis to comfort you...
>>
No. 24915 ID: 1689ab

>>24906
Fine then. Don't be her boyfriend, simple as that. We can totally help you let her down easy. No big deal, dude.
Just let it all out. You're going through a lot right now, we understand. Just let it all out and then we'll go get some ice-cream or something, ok?
>>
No. 24922 ID: 571eb4

>>24897
Damn this is familiar.
>>
No. 24923 ID: 736052

>>24906
Do what you want, just stop beating on Leaver!
>>
No. 24924 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977318961.png - (32.26KB , 800x600 , 308.png )
24924

>"Yooo-- Fiftyeight?"
>"I'm going to bed."
>"Okydoky, I'll be right there~"
>>
No. 24925 ID: b8bf79

>>24924
In B4 Liza in her underwear to screw with 58.
>>
No. 24926 ID: bde1b8

>>24924
...Dude? You look kinda sickly there.

Lie down for a while.
>>
No. 24927 ID: 15e7f1

>>24924
Lock the door, sleep on it, figure out if you want another date.
>>
No. 24928 ID: 1689ab

>>24924
Maybe you should talk to Liza... She was a teenager once too you know...

But then, it's up to you... Of course, I'm sure she wont try messing with you or anything given your current expression... but hey.. your decision.
>>
No. 24929 ID: dec7e3

Lock door. Sleep.
>>
No. 24930 ID: 1afd58

>>24924
Trust Liza.

She's not going to fuck you. She's probably just going to talk to you.

Just be serious with her and let her know what is going on.
>>
No. 24931 ID: 6faa8c

>>24925
Dollars to donuts she reenact that story she told you.
>>
No. 24933 ID: 82167e

>>24924
Let's give Liza a chance.
>>
No. 24934 ID: b8bf79

>>24931
>"Hmmm~ Zo the little rozebud is finally flowering~ Welcome to the world out of your zhell, Fiddy. Tonight I'll give you your final lezzon..."

Well...
>>
No. 24936 ID: 904d48

Lock the fucking door. Liza can stop breathing if she wants to.
>>
No. 24937 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977404227.png - (32.52KB , 800x600 , 309.png )
24937

I can't deal with anything anymore. I don't even want to go back to my 'nothing matters' attitude.

Bah, it's too hot to sleep.
>>
No. 24938 ID: fb5d8e
File 12497740814.png - (24.68KB , 800x600 , 310.png )
24938

>*click*

>*crreeaaak*

>*tak*


>"Fiftyeight?"
>>
No. 24939 ID: 276781

If you're going to lock your door and sleep, you might want to add another layer of paranoia to make sure you really aren't disturbed.
Best block the door with a chair after locking it; unless your bedroom door swings outward.
>>
No. 24940 ID: 1afd58

>>24937
"nothing matters" is a retarded attitude anyway.

Look, just act as you feel and things will go ok.
>>
No. 24941 ID: 736052

>>24937
Then spank it some.
That'll make you feel better.
>>
No. 24942 ID: 5f6356

>>24924
Well, either she's not too drunk and you could actually have a serious discussion with her, or she's gonna lay you like a lumberjack, and that might just release some endorphins into your poor angsty brain chemistry.
>>
No. 24943 ID: 6faa8c

>>24938
OOOHOHOHOHOH
>>
No. 24945 ID: dec7e3

>>24938
"Get out of my room. I don't want to talk with you right now. I'm not joking around - leave."
>>
No. 24946 ID: 1689ab

"I'm in a bad mood. Go away."
>>
No. 24947 ID: 5f6356

>>24938
Two bucks that it's the lil' sis.
>>
No. 24948 ID: 6faa8c

>>24938
Mumble angrily and turn away.

>Liza: datass.jpg
>>
No. 24949 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977430472.png - (25.37KB , 800x600 , 311.png )
24949

>"Get out of my room. I don't want to talk with you right now. I'm not joking around - leave."

>"... .. . Do you hate me?"
>>
No. 24950 ID: 82167e

>>24938
See who it is.
>>
No. 24952 ID: dec7e3

If it's Liza get ready to use violence. Just punch like the motherfucking fist of the northstar. If it's Janine, tell her to leave.
>>
No. 24953 ID: 6faa8c

>>24949
"No. I've just had a bad day and would prefer to be left alone...."
>>
No. 24954 ID: 1689ab

>>24949
"What? What kind of question is that?"
then check who it is.
>>
No. 24955 ID: 82167e

>>24949
Of course you don't hate her - after all, just look at all she did to help us bring you out of your shell.
>>
No. 24956 ID: 736052

It's dad.
>>
No. 24957 ID: 1afd58

>>24949
don't be a douche, it might me Janine.

at least make sure it's liza before you say anything mean.
>>
No. 24958 ID: 5f6356

>>24949
"No, but I'm too tired for jokes right now."
>>
No. 24959 ID: 68253a

Look who's there and be at least polite. They will remain your family for the rest of your life.
>>
No. 24960 ID: f5892d

Even if it's Liza, let her in.
>>
No. 24961 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977515236.png - (40.39KB , 800x600 , 312.png )
24961

>"What? What kind of question is that?"

>"I-I never wanted you to hate me, Fiftyeight.. I juzt wanted to get you out of your little zhadows. You're zuch a zweet boy.. You zhould be in full bloom."
>>
No. 24962 ID: 1afd58

>>24961
Thank her, Fifty. She helped.
>>
No. 24964 ID: 6faa8c

>>24961
Even though she toyed with you... she helped. Tell her that.
>>
No. 24965 ID: 1689ab

>>24962
Its true. See >>24788
She was just trying to help . We really can't hate her... but then, they are your emotions, 58. Do you hate her? Maybe you should explain to her how you feel. She may not have realized she was hurting you so much.
>>
No. 24967 ID: f5892d

>>24961
Hug her and accept any proposition to fuck :3c
>>
No. 24968 ID: b8bf79

>>24967
The hug would be alright, she looks like she could use one. Just tell her to stop confusing you with her flirting, you're confused enough without that.
>>
No. 24969 ID: 82167e

>>24961
She meant well, you know. And it's true - you have come a long way from that little apathetic boy you were when you picked us up. We couldn't have done it without her.
>>
No. 24971 ID: dec7e3

>>24961
"You helped alright. You helped me go through more emotional stress and turmoil than someone my age needs to. I can't even think straight anymore; my mind is a complete mess thanks to you."
"Are you proud of yourself?"
"And what now? Do you want to molest me, right here and now, is that why you're here? Get out of my room."
>>
No. 24972 ID: 1689ab

>>24971
The boy is going through a lot right now. He needs someone to talk to, someone to be with, even just for a bit. Don't suggest he be a dick in his time of need.
>>
No. 24974 ID: dec7e3

>>24972
Being nice to her hasn't helped 58 yet. She's a total bitch with fucked up intentions.
>>
No. 24975 ID: c76138

>>24971
No. BAD.
Thank her
>>
No. 24976 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977608666.png - (40.96KB , 800x600 , 313.png )
24976

>"Th-thank you, Liza. I.. I could never hate you."

>"Oh, Fiddy... Now that you are a flower.. W-will we really turn into juzt normal brother and zizter after three yearz of pazzion?"
>>
No. 24977 ID: 276781

>>24974
Keep in mind where her ideas came from.
>>
No. 24978 ID: 1afd58

>>24976
"We have to, and I think we can."
>>
No. 24979 ID: 82167e

>>24976
"...What are you suggesting?"
>>
No. 24980 ID: fcdfd4

Oh boy, I sure hope they don't blame US in the end ...
>>
No. 24981 ID: 6faa8c

>>24976
"Do you want to? Can we really keep a secret like that?"
>>
No. 24982 ID: 2dd482

in b4 mom comes home and sees them fucking
>>
No. 24983 ID: 5f6356

>>24961
I'm pretty sure you don't hate her, now do you? You even like her. But how much? She's not exactly all that easy to interpret...

>>24974
I dunno if this guy is the right one to blame someone for confused emotions, now is he? And I don't really think she's done any of it in ill will.
>>
No. 24986 ID: f5892d

>>24976
"Would you like my virginity, big sis?"
>>
No. 24988 ID: 15e7f1

>>24976
"Three years of whatnow?"
>>
No. 24989 ID: c01408

F U C K I T.

RULES WERE MEANT TO BE BROKEN
YOU ARE ENOUGH MAN TO GO AROUND
DON'T DENY YOUR PASSIONS OR THE CONFUSION YOU ARE FEELING NOW WILL ONLY DEEPEN THROUGHOUT THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
TO FEEL THIS CONFUSED AND CONFLICTED FOREVER?
NO?
THEN MAN UP

YOU'RE A FUCKING ATOM BOMB OF LOVE
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS: EXPLODE NOW IN A GLORIOUS SHOWER OF LOVE YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE WILL BASK IN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
OR SEAL YOURSELF OFF AND SLOWLY LEAK THE TOXIC RADIATION THAT IS SELF-DOUBT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

THE CHOICE IS YOURS FIDDY
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE
>>
No. 24990 ID: e8d8be

>after three yearz of pazzion

Umm, just how long WAS that time skip?
>>
No. 24992 ID: 6faa8c

>>24989
FUCK SOCIETY
*advice 58*
AND THEN YOUR SISTER
>>
No. 24993 ID: dec7e3

>>24978
This. No other way about it.
>>
No. 24994 ID: 1689ab

I... I don't think that we can... but... but I think maybe I'd like to try...
but first... do... do you have any more dresses I can wear?
>>
No. 24995 ID: c01408

>>24989
>YOU ARE ENOUGH MAN TO GO AROUND
I JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY THAT YOU ARE FIFTYEIGHT
YOU COULD SATISFY LIZA, NICOLE, AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH FOR 56 MORE GIRLS
BE THE FOUNTAIN OF LOVE THAT NEVER RUNS DRY
>>
No. 24996 ID: 904d48

Is it too late to beat her with a baseball bat ala Higurashi? I'm sure she would appreciate the animu reference.
>>
No. 24998 ID: 5f6356

>>24976
Hehehe, I wonder if this means she thought more of it than she told, eh?
>>
No. 24999 ID: 904d48

>>24978
Also, that. I don't want to see this quest end up in incest just like Reaver's other one.
>>
No. 25000 ID: b8bf79

Whoever you choose... don't be your dad.
>>
No. 25001 ID: 98dab8

>>24999
>end up
I'm not sure you understand what the word "end" means.
>>
No. 25002 ID: 806f2b

>>24990
THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS! HOW FUCKING LONG WERE WE LOCKED IN A BOX! Three years? That shit don't fly, PUNCH FUCKING EVERYTHING.
>>
No. 25005 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977716122.png - (41.24KB , 800x600 , 314.png )
25005

>"We have to, and I think we can."

>"..Fiftyeight... I truzt your decizion.. But.. But... Fiddy... Before we do..--"
>"Hmph--!"
>>
No. 25006 ID: c01408

>>25002
>THIS
shit don't fly here bro
and anyway she was referring to the lake trip three years ago. keep up.
>>
No. 25007 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977719561.png - (47.34KB , 800x600 , 315.png )
25007

>"..Let me give you myzelf."
>>
No. 25009 ID: 1afd58

>>25007
FIFTY SHES FUCKING WITH YOU.

IN THE WAY THAT SHE IS TEASING YOU.

TELL HER TO GO AWAY.
>>
No. 25011 ID: bde1b8

>>25007
inb4 Janine at the door with a nightmare.
>>
No. 25013 ID: e84fc5

For the love of God don't take us off. Normally we have to pay premium rate for this kinda stuff.
>>
No. 25015 ID: 6faa8c

>>25007
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
No. 25016 ID: 34dd1c

>>25009
NOT BEFORE SHE TOUCHES YOUR DICK. THAT'S THE POINT OF NO RETURN, YOU KNOW.
>>
No. 25017 ID: 1689ab

That door best be closed and locked, buddy boy.
Ask if you can wear that nightshirt while you guys have at it... that material looks really nice... I'll be it would feel so good rubbing against our naked skin...
>>
No. 25018 ID: 62cb4e

>>25007
AWESOME
>>
No. 25019 ID: 2dd482

>>25007
fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her
>>
No. 25020 ID: 82167e

>>25017
It's closed and locked, if I'm reading the sounds properly. GO FOR IT MAN. Let her have some closure - it'll be good for you too, and then you two can go your separate ways.
>>
No. 25021 ID: dec7e3

>>25007
"DAMNIT LIZA, NO! What kind of a normal relationship do you expect between us if we do this?! You are my half sister; you're an adult and I'm still 15! We can't do this. I refuse."
>>
No. 25022 ID: 1689ab

Pay no attention to the voices in the orb, my friend. We have not had sex in so very long. The decision is, as allways, entirely yours.
>>
No. 25023 ID: c01408
File 124977747391.gif - (25.27KB , 800x600 , 316.gif )
25023

>"FIFTYEIGHT! Are you SLEEPING in my class?!"
>>
No. 25025 ID: 2dd482

>>25023
You motherfucker!
>>
No. 25028 ID: bde1b8

>>25023
Oh the ID's...
>>
No. 25030 ID: 806f2b

>>25006
Ah my mistake, I thought it was 5 years ago. but that would be silly since 58 would be 10. HURRIMADURR.jpg . Well turn her down, tell her what you just found out earlier. If she already knew? Be disgusted and run, if she didn't console her but not with your penis. WHY MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING FROM ME REAVER!
>>
No. 25031 ID: 276781

>>25020
Janine can pick locked doors.
Door needs to be locked and blocked.
>>
No. 25032 ID: 1689ab

>>25023
This is a fine and elegantly crafted trolling. Pay it no mind. Reaver will have the continuation shortly.
>>
No. 25033 ID: 82167e

>>25023
FUCKING TROLLED

(ps that isn't reaver)
>>
No. 25034 ID: 2dd482

>>25030
no, the penis is the best way to console women.
>>
No. 25035 ID: e8d8be

If you don't mind being JUST like your father, worse actually, fine then, fuck your sister. But nine months from now take responsibility, and raise your inbred retard baby.
>>
No. 25036 ID: 904d48

I was trolled.
We had fun messing with the guy but this is going too far. It could ruin his life.
"I am not having sex with my half sister. You have to be out of your mind."
Leave, go somewhere.
>>
No. 25037 ID: bda9c5

>>25007
She's your half-sister, man. NO. Just no.
>>25023
Masterful
>>
No. 25038 ID: e8d8be

>>25035

I gotta refresh before I post.
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No. 25039 ID: 6faa8c

I'm still behind one last bit of fun before we become simply siblings again.
>>
No. 25040 ID: 5f6356

>>25007
Yeeeaaaaah! Do the dance, do the dance, the happy dance!
>>
No. 25041 ID: 1afd58

Push Liza off and go sleep in Janine's... room.

Then you won't get raped... by Liza.
>>
No. 25043 ID: 2dd482

f5'ing at the speed of light
>>
No. 25044 ID: 1689ab

>>25043
F5ing faster than the speed of light over here.
>>
No. 25046 ID: bde1b8

>>25044
>>25043
Stop breaking the board you bastards.
>>
No. 25047 ID: 8be705

F5ING AT THREE TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT
>>
No. 25049 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977813866.png - (31.02KB , 800x600 , 316.png )
25049

I can't talk. I can't move. I can't breathe.

Just for that night, we didn't exist.
>>
No. 25051 ID: 1afd58

>>25049
Well, that's one sister down, broseph.

Janine is right next door.
>>
No. 25052 ID: 806f2b

>>25049
Whelp Fiddy, your dead to me. REAAVVVEEERRRR. FUCK. I just wanted a relationship with Liza that wasn't incestuous. dammit.
>>
No. 25053 ID: ddd49b

No. Do not do this man. We've gone very far in this small part of your life, and you are not going to screw your life up just because of your stale feelings. Gorw up and be a man. Just say no...
>>
No. 25054 ID: dec7e3

>>25049
"WHAT A TWEEST"
>>
No. 25055 ID: 2abfb1

>>25049
Hey look guys, it's the CLIMAX of Romanticar!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>
No. 25056 ID: 1689ab

When this over, make sure to go next door and assure Janine that everything will be ok, ok? She'll probably get worried what with the loud sounds and everything.
>>
No. 25057 ID: 13efdf

Well if that's what you want...

BROFIST
>>
No. 25058 ID: 62cb4e

>>25049
"...my.... love..... 'ah'..... for you is .... like a truck....."
>>
No. 25059 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977842614.png - (27.19KB , 800x600 , 317.png )
25059

The next morning had all traces erased, except for the smell of her hair on my pillow.
>>
No. 25060 ID: 904d48

>>25049
Kill, kill everything that moves. You hate them all, the trees, the buildings, the people. Your father, little sister, your half sister, your mother. They are all trash, they don't exist, they don't deserve to exist, they don't deserve to be around you. You are nothing, as they are. Destroy all of these illusions that plague your non-existence. Destroy them all.
Get the baseball bat.
Kill. KILL THEM ALL!
>>
No. 25061 ID: bda9c5
File 124977849812.jpg - (3.76KB , 81x123 , 8I.jpg )
25061

>>25049
Somewhere in the multiverse, an elf feels a surge of hatred. For whom? He can't say. All he knows is someone, somewhere, is diddling their sister.
>>
No. 25062 ID: 1afd58

>>25059
Well, she's your sister now. That's all she is, ever again.

Hope to God she's not pregnant.

Then go back to school.
>>
No. 25063 ID: bde1b8

>>25059
...Well, how do you feel, Fifty?
>>
No. 25064 ID: 1689ab

>>25059
Savor the memory, 58. Its like a summertime romance, short and passionate. But something you'll treasure for the rest of your life.

Lets go get some breakfast. Don't forget that hair clip.
>>
No. 25065 ID: 2ca1da

>>25059
Janine's going to have heard, or worse to have seen, us, isn't she?

Shit. She's going to kill us.
>>
No. 25066 ID: dec7e3

>>Reaver
Definition: drawfag, story writer.
Synonyms: train conductor, creepy incest guy, crossdresser.

Well, that was entertaining. Fair well chaps.
>>
No. 25067 ID: 82167e

>>25059
Welcome, 58, to the rest of your life. Many, many possibilities await you - grasp them with your own hands! You have a girl who really, really likes you, and two siblings who love you deeply - enjoy yourself, and be happy.

And don't forget your hairclip.
>>
No. 25068 ID: 1689ab

Go explain to Janine that she doesnt have to worry about Liza ever again. She's probably worried, hearing strange noises from your room all night...
>>
No. 25069 ID: 806f2b

>>25059
Fiddy, you are dead to me now. Go kill yourself, does she even know you are blood related? Would you do that to Janine now? You sicken me, you sicken yourself. You should crawl into a hole and die.
>>
No. 25071 ID: 13efdf

>>25061
That's almost as bad as Aquaman's superpower.
>>
No. 25073 ID: 1689ab

And 58 never had to worry about Liza again. From now on they would be good siblings, and occasionally swap clothes. Nothing more.
>>
No. 25074 ID: c01408

>>25069
Yes.
Nothing is more disgusting and unnatural than two people who truly love each other.
>>
No. 25075 ID: bffa2a

>>25059

How do you feel?... Have you finally gotten over her?
>>
No. 25076 ID: 1afd58

>>25074
They barely know each other, I'd hardly call it true love.

But it's not that bad really. Not even genetically. Just two young people expressing affection.

Still, they should probably stop.
>>
No. 25077 ID: 806f2b

>>25074
Love is fine, personally I don't feel love for family. But he went back on his word, he was effectively raped AND was he not the one who wanted to be the man unlike his father? Right at that moment he broke everything. His plans, everything that made him 58. He may aswell go diddle his other sister now, heck blood didn't stop him last time.
>>
No. 25078 ID: fcdfd4

>>25059
You fucked up.
>>
No. 25080 ID: 2ca1da

>>25074
To be fair, they probably don't truly love eachother. It seems more like a crush to me. Still, so long as she doesn't get pregnant, we never talk about this again and our little sis doesn't find out... it's all cool.

I want us to try a relationship with Liza.
>>
No. 25081 ID: 5f6356

Heh, I'm expecting him to find everyone dead in the living room, so I can't really be disappointed.
>>
No. 25082 ID: 1689ab

Enough guilting the poor guy, guys. He's just a confused, messed up teenager. We are in no place to judge. We can only help him to the best of our abilities. the choice, inevitably, is his.
>>
No. 25083 ID: 276781

>>25077
So you're saying he may as well join us in the orb, then; is that it? Or are you just saying he should kill himself?
>>
No. 25084 ID: 736052

>>25059
By the way, she had the clap.
>>
No. 25086 ID: 806f2b

>>25083
He is broken, he may aswell be dead or in the orb. Broken people annoy the shit out of me though.
>>
No. 25087 ID: 6faa8c

>>25082
Exactly.
>>
No. 25088 ID: c01408

>>25077
Hahaha, so because Liza was assertive in bed he should go fuck Janine? Your argument is ridiculous.
>>
No. 25089 ID: ddd49b

Sigh...Really guys? Give him some slack. He probably doesn't know if he was raped or not...
>>
No. 25091 ID: fb5d8e
File 12497793443.png - (46.37KB , 800x600 , 318.png )
25091

I'll get dressed for school. Put in the hairclip.
I don't have the stomach for breakfast.

Everything feels like a dream.

>"..Huh?"
>"Hey, lil bro! You're up late! You have to get to zchool.."
>>
No. 25092 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977938256.png - (33.94KB , 800x600 , 319.png )
25092

>"..Don't you have a girl to confezz your love to~? Good luck!"
>>
No. 25094 ID: 1afd58

>>25091
Well, go to school.

Take Janine with you if she needs to go too.
>>
No. 25095 ID: bde1b8

>>25092
...She's being quite the sweetheart.

Give her a thumbs up and smile.
>>
No. 25096 ID: 6faa8c

>>25092
LET'S DO THIS THING, FIDDY. REDEEM YOURSELF, FIND A GREAT GIRL, AND JUST LIVE LIFE. FOR YOU ARE A TRUE BRO, AND ONE OF OUR GREATEST MASTERS, ONE WE SHALL REMEMBER FOR ALL TIME.
>>
No. 25098 ID: bffa2a

Well, thank you for the encouraging words after MAKING US SO CONFUSED.
>>
No. 25099 ID: 1689ab

"R-right!"
Give her a thumbs up in return.
Shit, were we supposed to give Janine a ride to school today or something?
>>
No. 25100 ID: 6faa8c

only downer is, you won;t be able to look at Liza without imaginiong her naked, but meh, you'll get over it.
>>
No. 25101 ID: 13efdf

If you guys missed it, it was a one time deal, and then it's supposed to be proper brother and sister.

You might want to wear that clip in a less girly way. Unless you don't care what anybody says, then go right ahead.
>>
No. 25102 ID: 1689ab

>>25100
You've been imagining her with clothes ON this whole time?
>>
No. 25104 ID: fb5d8e
File 124977989022.png - (25.06KB , 800x600 , 320.png )
25104

>"R-right!"
>>
No. 25105 ID: 904d48

I shall predict what will happen next:
58 confesses, goes out with Nicole. She dresses him in girly clothing. However, the whole time 58 is still in love with Liza.

I know this won't change anything but call the fucking police and say you were molested 58. Also, I'm dissapointed Reaver. I was expecting something more interesting from you.
>>
No. 25106 ID: 2dd482

>>25104
looking pretty girly there 58.
>>
No. 25108 ID: 13efdf

>>25105
My prediction is this ends right now.
>>
No. 25109 ID: 1689ab

>>25104
Wow. You look so cute, 58. Just like your little sister. That clip really looks good on you, you should have started wearing stuff like that years ago.

Umm.. where is Janine? Is she going to be allright, given her infatuation and what just happened and Nicole and everything?
>>
No. 25110 ID: 82167e

>>25104
Great smile, kid. Don't be shy about letting others see it, and you'll go far.
>>
No. 25111 ID: 6faa8c

>>25105
Next time, the main character won't have a family. It's the only way to avoid incest on this goddam board.
>>
No. 25112 ID: 6e7089

>>25105
Honestly I don't know what you were expecting. This is Reaver we're talking about so the rails were pretty much there since the beginning.
>>
No. 25113 ID: c01408

>>25112
nice proxy samefriend
>>
No. 25114 ID: fb5d8e
File 12497805212.png - (33.94KB , 800x600 , 321.png )
25114

Janine must have left already, as I was running late, but it isn't long before I catch up as I pass her school.

>"And that's why you should always keep your room tidy!"
>"Aaaah, you're so smart, Nicky!"
>"Just keep to your studies!"
>"Okaaaaay~!"
>>
No. 25116 ID: 1afd58

>>25114
Well that's cool, Janine has another heroworship target now, aside from you.

Nicole is a good one to look up to.

Be nice to her.
>>
No. 25117 ID: fcdfd4

>>25114
Yo, pass her the orb.
>>
No. 25120 ID: 119488

I'm still waiting for a 'CONGRATULATIONS SHINJI'
>>
No. 25121 ID: 5f6356

>>25117
Can we break her? That could work...
>>
No. 25122 ID: ddd49b

>>25120

I lol'ed. But seriously, I wanna take a peek into Nicole's mind...
>>
No. 25123 ID: f5892d

Shake Janine's hair and say hello.
>>
No. 25124 ID: bde1b8

>>25114
Well say hi, kid. Ask them what they are up to.
>>
No. 25126 ID: 2abfb1

>>25114
Tell Nicky that there is something your forgot to tell her last night.

Then kiss her.
>>
No. 25127 ID: 13efdf

I think Janine should be the heir.
>>
No. 25128 ID: 1689ab

Alright, start off by giving Janine a hug. Then assure her that you love her very much, and that nothing that happens will ever change that. You'll allways be HER big brother, ok? No matter what happens, no matter how many people come into our life, no matter what things may look like, nothing can ever change that because we love her. Alright?

That should comfort her no matter what may happen in the near future.

Oh, also, ask her what she thinks of your clip. dont the two of you look so cute together now?
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No. 25133 ID: fb5d8e
File 124978118089.png - (37.74KB , 800x600 , 322.png )
25133

>"Nicole.. I-.. I forgot to tell you.. give you something last night."
>"O-oh, Fiftyeight, wh-- hm!"
>>
No. 25134 ID: 13efdf

Say good morning to both, hug whoever tries to hug you, and on the way to school you can talk to Nicole.
>>
No. 25135 ID: 1689ab

>>25133
Ok, now take Janine aside and >>25128
>>
No. 25136 ID: 1afd58

>>25133
Poor Janine </3
>>
No. 25139 ID: 276781

>>25133
>Janine's face
>priceless
>>
No. 25140 ID: 736052

>>25133
OH SHI-

Janine's world: ROCKED
>>
No. 25141 ID: fb5d8e
File 124978140323.png - (38.55KB , 800x600 , 323.png )
25141

>"I'll be your boyfriend."
>"F.. Fiftyeight."



>"Hmmmm...

>HMMMMMMM...

>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

>Approved!"
>>
No. 25142 ID: 5f6356

>>25133
>>25139
Oh shit, she's charging the eye beams!
>>
No. 25144 ID: c01408

Ask Nicole if she's cool with incest. Regardless of her answer, and without ever breaking eye contact, slowly lift Janine up off the ground, flip up her skirt, and have sex with her right there in front of her.
Stare as intensely into Nicole's eyes as you can as you do this.
>>
No. 25145 ID: fb5d8e
File 124978154081.png - (38.54KB , 800x600 , 324.png )
25145

>"Janine? You'll accept me as your brother's girlfriend?"
>"Yes, yes! Don't make me say it again. I knew this time would come.. Take good care of my Fiddy, Nicky. He is my little treasure."
>>
No. 25146 ID: 13efdf

>>25141
GOOD END.
>>
No. 25147 ID: 1689ab

>>25144
This is a brilliant idea.
We should totally put /on/ Janine's skirt while doing so though.
>>
No. 25148 ID: 1afd58

>>25145
Girl is embarrassing but still adorable.

Good end, Reaver.
>>
No. 25149 ID: 1689ab

>>25145
Hug Janine! Hug her for being so adorably considerate. Its your job to make sure she turns into a well adjusted adult, and damnit if she didnt just make us proud. Give her a hug.
>>
No. 25150 ID: bde1b8

Group hug, man.
>>
No. 25151 ID: f5892d

Perfect end, Reaver.
Now to know if Liza can be 58's fuckbuddy.
>>
No. 25152 ID: c01408

Seriously though I think it's adorable that Janine, who's spent this entire quest demanding that big bro is hers and hers alone, finally found someone she liked and respected so much that she got over her obsession -- at least enough to entrust them to each other.

At first I felt it was a little bit of a harsh turnabout but then I think perhaps after everything that's happened it's time~

Good end for Janine too.
I'm sure she'll find another older boy she likes in due time anyway. ♥
>>
No. 25153 ID: 2dd482

>>25151
perfect? Janine didn't get what she wanted.
>>
No. 25155 ID: 2dd482

>>25152
maybe Janet's new boyfriend?
>>
No. 25156 ID: bffa2a

I like this ending.
>>
No. 25157 ID: 1689ab

>>25153
When Nicole dumps 58's emo ass, who do you think is going to be there, naked, ready to move in on her emotionally fragile brother?
>>
No. 25160 ID: fb5d8e
File 12497818867.png - (27.71KB , 800x600 , 325.png )
25160

>"Nicole is cool enough to be by big bro's side--"
>"Thank you, Janine!"
>"Thank you, lil sis~"
"A-Ack! Hey! Aah!!"
>>
No. 25161 ID: 736052

>>25160
A little early for a threesome u gaiz
>>
No. 25162 ID: fcdfd4

Oh shit, we are about to become useless, guys.
>>
No. 25163 ID: 98dab8

>>25157
that's a bit cynical. Who's to say they won't stay together forever? After all, they're fifteen, clearly a long-lasting relationship is a reasonable option at this point.
>>
No. 25164 ID: 2abfb1

>>25160
So. Fucking. Adorable.

<3 Romanticar
>>
No. 25165 ID: 1689ab

>>25160
Adorable.
We've got the girl. Solved our love triangle... all thats left is to find a nice pretty dress to wear!
>>
No. 25169 ID: fb5d8e
File 124978215893.png - (31.76KB , 800x600 , 326.png )
25169

>"To life, little beercan."
>>
No. 25170 ID: ddd49b

*hannn* I feel so tired...This dude...I feel like finding another ruins to rest in, whaddya say guys?
>>
No. 25176 ID: fcdfd4

>>25169
What.
>>
No. 25177 ID: 2abfb1

Aww, poor Liza~
>>
No. 25179 ID: 98dab8

>>25169
;_;
Poor girl... she needs to find a guy closer to her own age to mess around with.
>>
No. 25180 ID: 1689ab

To Life, Liza. To life. May you have one long and fruitful. And hey, lets see if you cant get 58 in a dress as much as possible from here on out, ok? He likes it ;D
>>
No. 25182 ID: c01408
File 124978231577.gif - (10.08KB , 800x600 , orby.gif )
25182

Well, fellas.
I think our work is done here.
>>
No. 25189 ID: fb5d8e
File 124978238398.png - (47.68KB , 800x600 , 327.png )
25189

>"...I'll head back to campuz tomorrow."

THE END
>>
No. 25194 ID: c01408
File 124978241820.gif - (787.07KB , 480x360 , well played.gif )
25194

>>
No. 25195 ID: 1afd58

>>25189
Good end, Reaver. I enjoyed it.
>>
No. 25199 ID: 2abfb1

Outstanding.
>>
No. 25200 ID: fcdfd4
File 124978260745.jpg - (20.40KB , 603x380 , 1244005533148.jpg )
25200

>>25189
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No. 25201 ID: 1689ab

Outstanding. And in my world, 58 goes on to become a crossdresser and live a long, fruitful, manly life.
Janine realizes her latent lesbian tendencies in highschool and winds up moving in with Liza, who teaches her to come out of her shell in the same way she taught 58 - with sex.
58's mom found a new boyfriend and had another kid.
And they all lived happilly ever after.
>>
No. 25206 ID: 6faa8c

HAPPY END

99/100 POINTS
>>
No. 25212 ID: c01408
File 12497833192.gif - (23.21KB , 800x600 , missed-point.gif )
25212

>>25206
>99/100 POINTS

!
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No. 25217 ID: 1689ab

>>25212
Damnit Reaver, I told you to close that drawer! Now we dont get the harem ending. I hope you're happy.
>>
No. 25356 ID: 457c1e

You fucking cock smoking heroin junky whore. :O
>>
No. 25367 ID: 5dd9f1

ilu <3
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No. 25525 ID: db097e
File 124980887837.png - (365.73KB , 640x480 , 1249348055711.png )
25525

Press the button. By the gods, you have earned it.
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