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26113 No. 26113 ID: fb5d8e

>Yo! Anyone there?
>I need some help here!

>Here's the situation. I've recently turned 15, but I've never had a boyfriend. I want to experience love before I finish highschool!
>To achieve that goal, I set up this plan. I'm skipping the first two steps because they're too bothersome.

>Now I don't want to just go out and rape someone! It has to be two-sided, or it won't be the same. So...

>...How do I get a boyfriend?
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No. 27190 ID: fb5d8e
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27190

You guys! It's not a shrine. It's just.. I miss bro now he's in college, so I put all of his photos on my wall to keep me company. I'm not some stalker or something.

Anyway, movie tonight is Steel Glade. I haven't seen it yet, but I was told it's super scary, so it's a great slumberparty movie.

>"Uhm.."
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No. 27191 ID: 476456

"Yeessss?" whilst patting the cushion next to you.
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No. 27193 ID: 6faa8c

>>27190
Awww.
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No. 27194 ID: c01408

>>27190
Horror movies are FANTASTIC for slumber parties. Great excuse to snuggle in closer.
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No. 27195 ID: cde660

>>27190
"What's up sweetie?"
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No. 27202 ID: ddd49b

I completely love how all four of the choices given to us were all blown out on the first official move to get her a boyfriend.
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No. 27203 ID: 98dab8

>>27191
Probably the best course of action. Though to mix it up, pat your lap instead.
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No. 27206 ID: fb5d8e
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27206

>"Yeeess?"
>"Shouldn't we brush our teeth or something?"
>"Neh, slumberparties are all about fun."
>"Allright.. What are we watching? S-something romantic?"
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No. 27208 ID: 476456

"Oh it may have a romantic ending..."
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No. 27209 ID: 6d4c58

>>27206
Your watching a horror movie and your telling him its romance...you devious bitch.
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No. 27211 ID: fb5d8e
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27211

>"Oh it may have a romantic ending..."




>TIM, THERE IS A MONSTER BEHIND ME! CLOSE THE HATCH!!
>GRAB MY HAND! GRAB IT!
>I CAN'T REACH IT! TIIIM! YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE HATCH!
>NO!! I REFUSE TO SURRENDER AGAIN!
>TIIIIIMMM!!!



>"J-janine, c-can we watch something else?"

Aww, it's not even halfway into the movie.
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No. 27213 ID: 06fc25

Put on Sixteen Candles.
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No. 27215 ID: 1f5d37

Put arm around him

"Don't worry, I'll keep you safe"
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No. 27216 ID: 6d4c58

>>27211
But its no fun watching these scary movies by yourself you have no one to hold onto.
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No. 27217 ID: cd08c0

>>27211
Take this opportunity to hold him close. Protect him from the monsters!
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No. 27218 ID: cde660

>>27211
"What do you have in mind?"
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No. 27221 ID: 2dd482

cradle her like a little baby "Scared? I'll protect you hunny~"
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No. 27226 ID: e8d8be

Omg, hes... hes TOO INNOCENT. Hes just so fucking cute and pure that I actually DON'T want to hurt him.
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No. 27230 ID: ddd49b

>>27226

That only makes me want to dirty him much more.

Try to get closer to him. Put your hand on his pants and be seductive.
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No. 27232 ID: ddd49b

Then slowly move your hand up his leg. Try for the inner thighs.
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No. 27233 ID: e8d8be

>>27230

That would usually be the case, but with this guy i just want to hug him.
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No. 27236 ID: fb5d8e
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27236

>"Scared? Don't worry, I'll protect you, honey~"
>"..J.. Janine.. I.. Because o-of my asthma I'm pretty weak and.. I.. I thought it'd be better to b-become a girl, so I wouldn't have to be ashamed.. But.. y-you know I'm a boy.. and you still w-want to protect me.."
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No. 27242 ID: 1689ab

>>27236
You are who you are. Thats nothing to be ashamed of. And why wouldnt I want to protect you? You're my boyfriend. I'd never want anything to happen to you.
... I love you.
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No. 27249 ID: e8d8be

>>27236

Love and protect him.
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No. 27250 ID: 6d4c58

>>27236
Of course does he think that most boys can stand dating a girl who is better than them. Besides he's adorable and sensitive.
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No. 27251 ID: 806f2b

>>27236
What the hell kind of asthma does this kid have? He must have elongated muscles aswell.
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No. 27252 ID: cd08c0

>>27236
He's so cute... how could we not want to protect him? We'll just have to keep him safe forever and ever.
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No. 27261 ID: e335bf

So, those other two girls are coming too, correct? Anyone else besides them?

Also, be sure to turn off the heater/turn on the AC/whatever to chill the house down, so that you have an excuse to bundle up under blankets while watching the movie. Arrange for people to share blankets in pairs (not enough for everyone or some such reason), and pair up with patrick.

This way, you have the option of stealthily molesting him during the movie.

This does not mean you should just jump straight into that, I am simply suggesting this so you can keep your options open.
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No. 27266 ID: fb5d8e
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27266

>"You are who you are. Thats nothing to be ashamed of. And why wouldnt I want to protect you? You're my boyfriend. I'd never want anything to happen to you."
>"J.. Janine.."
>"...I.. I l-lo.."

A-ack.. Those eyes! So close..
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No. 27271 ID: 6faa8c

>>27266
Might not want to toss around the L word too soon. Might scare him off.
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No. 27273 ID: 1689ab

>>27266
Quick! Try to make a save. Say "I li-like you a lot!"
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No. 27276 ID: e84fc5

I lo-love when you're so adorable like that.
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No. 27277 ID: 6d4c58

>>27271
sonetines actions speak louder than words
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No. 27278 ID: 2abfb1

Only Janine could kick a guy in the balls one day and have him shyly confess his love for her the next.

She really does /EXCEL AT ANYTHING SHE DOES/.
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No. 27279 ID: 476456

Man up and say it janine!
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No. 27288 ID: fb5d8e
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27288

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No. 27291 ID: 98dab8

Don't say love.
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No. 27293 ID: 1689ab

>>27288
Farewell Reaver. We'll wait for you to come back with open arms.
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No. 27398 ID: 782100

>>27288
GODDAMN EMOTIONAL COCKBLOCK
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No. 27884 ID: 04bd7e

so are we really gonna let him confess first?
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No. 27897 ID: 6d4c58

>>27884
probably the best strategy.
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No. 29158 ID: 04bd7e

>>27897
isnt that gonna go against the play to /win/ thing we got going?
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No. 30670 ID: de2e77
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30670

>Hey Jan!
>How are you? Everything is going well down here in Africa. The locals are very helpful and I think they're pretty happy someone is interested in their culture, so the project is going smoothly. Maybe I'll have my PHD by the end of the year!
>I miss you very much.
>Lots of love, from Liza


>Dear Janine,
>How are you doing?
>I am doing well. The university's board was not delighted with my interpertation of She Walks In Beauty, but I am confident that I will be able to convince the council to reconsider my grade. It may seem as though I am failing, but I am only learning more about myself and others.
>You should work hard at school too. I will be home during the holidays, so your grades better be good.
>Best regards,
>Ferdinand


>"So unfair.. I miss you guys too."
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No. 30671 ID: fff70d

>>30670
... Ferdinand?
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No. 30672 ID: 331584

Fiddy changed his name, people can't really take someone seriously when their name is a number
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No. 30673 ID: 66f0a6

>>30672
Can you take somebody named Ferdinand seriously? I don't think i can.

And it seems he went from emo to artsy faggot or something. Ew.
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No. 30679 ID: 6164e0

>>30670
Take solace in the fact you have a boyfriend!

Huzzah, your plans for life seem to be going fine.

....wait, you have other goals for life, right? Maybe we can help you with those too.
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No. 30687 ID: 1689ab

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that 's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

Protip: 58 thinks its about incest.
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No. 30693 ID: 0d5afc

>>30673
This.
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No. 30824 ID: eed8a7

>>30687
Probably why the board disliked it.
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