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26113 No. 26113 ID: fb5d8e

>Yo! Anyone there?
>I need some help here!

>Here's the situation. I've recently turned 15, but I've never had a boyfriend. I want to experience love before I finish highschool!
>To achieve that goal, I set up this plan. I'm skipping the first two steps because they're too bothersome.

>Now I don't want to just go out and rape someone! It has to be two-sided, or it won't be the same. So...

>...How do I get a boyfriend?
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No. 26114 ID: 735f16

Well, what do you look like?
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No. 26117 ID: 4e0411

>>26113
Jesus christ, you're asking US?
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No. 26119 ID: ac289e

Ask your father to call an escort. Trust me, it's better that way.
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No. 26122 ID: 98dab8

offer to put out, perhaps?
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No. 26125 ID: 227d44

>>26113
I can honestly say that I have no experience in the matter, madam.
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No. 26126 ID: 6faa8c

Inb4 its nicole
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No. 26128 ID: 82167e

>>26126
Was thinking the exact same thing.
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No. 26135 ID: 98dab8

Do you have any siblings?
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No. 26136 ID: fb5d8e
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26136

I guess I should tell you a little about myself.

I'm Janine, 15 years old, and I excel at /anything I do/.
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No. 26137 ID: fb5d8e
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26137

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No. 26138 ID: 227d44

>>26137
Oh shit.
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No. 26140 ID: 6faa8c

>>26136
HOLEEEEE SHIIIIIT
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No. 26141 ID: 40dc56

AAAAAaaaah hell naw
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No. 26142 ID: 82167e

>>26137
Oh shit.
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No. 26143 ID: 6faa8c

>>26136
*cough*

Hello again, Janine.

Did you get over your big brother? How is he?
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No. 26145 ID: 227d44

>>26135
I think that's a yes.
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No. 26146 ID: 98dab8

Hey Janine, what ever happened to Lisa?
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No. 26147 ID: 735f16

>>26136
You again!
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No. 26148 ID: 4e0411

>>26136
>Janine
>I don't want to just go out and rape someone!
Oh how times have changed.
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No. 26152 ID: 1afd58

>>26136
Except doing your brother. Yeah. We remember that.
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No. 26155 ID: 04bd7e

well what are you looking for? some big jock or a bookworm? a smooth talking casanova?
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No. 26157 ID: 9e9b47

CHRIST I JUST GOT TROOOOOOOOLED
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No. 26158 ID: 197650

Did you steal us from your brother again?
How is he anyways?
Haven't heard the bastard in ages, did he discard us just like that?
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No. 26159 ID: 6faa8c

>>26136
Forgot to mention, you filled out pretty well.
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No. 26160 ID: 9e9b47

Many years is as a day to us, Janine. We are glad to be back in your care. So, tell us, what's been going on with the family?
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No. 26161 ID: fb5d8e
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26161

Oh, uhm, big bro's in college right now, majoring in Literature, so he's living at the campus there. I think he's doing alright? We usually chat online a bit in the evening, but there's so much to talk about, you know?

Liza left to Africa about six months ago. She doesn't have a proper internet connection yet, so we just email a lot. She says she's having a great time, but her project is also a lot of work. When she finishes she'll be a PHD, though, so I guess it's worth it.
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No. 26163 ID: 82167e

>>26161
I just gotta ask, and then we'll get to work on you - is your big brother still with Nicole, or did that not end up working out?
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No. 26164 ID: 227d44

>>26161
So, what's the story here, milady? You still haven't gotten a boyfriend? A pretty girl like you? Odd. So, do you have any "targets", or...?
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No. 26165 ID: 4e0411

>>26161
So yeah, this is kind of important in regards to your plan. What exactly are you looking for in a man?
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No. 26166 ID: 4e0411

>>26164
>You still haven't gotten a boyfriend? A pretty girl like you? Odd
Also this.
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No. 26167 ID: 9e9b47

>>26161

You sound kinda... distant about Fiftyeight.
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No. 26168 ID: fb5d8e
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26168

Oh right! Targets!

Well, I've been shadowing all the boys in the school for a bit, and I've made a list of the four elite! The top picks!
Cream of the crop!
Top-shelf game!

Which should I go after?
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No. 26170 ID: 5ba271

>>26168
Anyone that isn't Michael.
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No. 26172 ID: 82167e

>>26168
Gonna have to say Reiner just because it'll be interesting - the first two sound too much like your brother.
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No. 26174 ID: 9a71e2

>>26168
First order of business is determining whether any boy is after you.
They may sabotage these excursions or require much less work.
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No. 26175 ID: 45afb1

>>26168
Jacob or Ben. You don't want to end up with someone you don't like and playboys don't seem like your type, but what do I know I'm just a single voice among a near infinite collaboration of other voices. Btw you really do look cuter since the last time we saw you.
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No. 26178 ID: 5dd9f1

Michael is clearly the best choice. You outclass him in all other ways, and he is delicious eye candy.
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No. 26181 ID: 227d44

>>26168
...I'm not sure about them, lady.

I mean...I don't want you to get hurt in the end.

How did you get us back, anyway?
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No. 26183 ID: 6faa8c

>>26168
I like Jacob.
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No. 26185 ID: c73b9f

Reiner has kinda dumb hair, but the best personality.

Distant means Jacob won't try to hug you!

Boring? Benjamin might have some hidden personality traits that make him interesting, but we can try him second if this one doesn't pan out.

Michael last. We don't need someone who might try to leave us. A plan doomed before it starts.
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No. 26186 ID: 9e9b47

>>26168

I think Michael is the obvious choice here. Look at that hair.
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No. 26187 ID: 4f736e

Benjamin. You say he's boring, but he's probably got some hidden depths that he doesn't reveal, as a book smart nerdy nerd.
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No. 26189 ID: 98dab8

>>26168
No wonder you have problems, you're a crazy stalker chick. I like Michael, but you seem more attracted to Reiner, so go there.
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No. 26190 ID: 2abfb1

Hmm, gotta say either Jacob or Reiner, depending on personality.
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No. 26191 ID: fb5d8e
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26191

Huh! Like hell any boy is going to be interested in me.
I've been kicking ass and taking names since I got here, and none of the guys seem to be able to handle a girl that's better than them.
So I figured since it's not going to be easy I might as well play Hard mode and go after the elite -- Because I play to /win/!
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No. 26193 ID: 4e0411

>>26168
Jacob seems the best option really.
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No. 26195 ID: 6faa8c

>I might as well play Hard mode and go after the elite -- Because I play to /win/!

Sure shooting, girl.

What about competition?
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No. 26196 ID: f4963f

Hmm... I'm liking Reiner and Benjamin from these two. Though Reiner's better at sports than you? Really? He doesn't look it. We already know you're a pro hockey player.

You... do still play hockey, right?
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No. 26197 ID: 4e0411

>>26191
Yes that seems to be something of an issue. If I wasn't just an orb though...~
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No. 26199 ID: 6d4c58

>>26191
Good to here your not a pussy like your was brother. So what deivious plan of intrapment are we thinking of. Talk to the boy's giving suddle hints you are interested or just down right seduction.
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No. 26200 ID: 227d44

>>26191
It's all a game to you? I knew there was something I liked about you. So, about your brother...is he still the same cold, distant ass that we knew and loved?
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No. 26202 ID: 9e9b47

>>26191

Definitely go for Michael. If you play it right you can probably completely dominate him. I'll bet he cracks under your sharp wit and play-to-win attitude.
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No. 26206 ID: 5dd9f1

Michael seems like the hardest to catch, therefore the best possible goal. Make him lick your tiny, feminine feet.
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No. 26208 ID: 2abfb1

ALL FOUR SIMULTANEOUSLY.

You wanted hard mode, didn't you?
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No. 26211 ID: c73b9f

>>26208
Janine is not a slutwhore.
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No. 26215 ID: c01408

I would have said Jacob, since he would be the best at satisfying your as-yet-unquenched urges.

After all... doesn't he remind you a bit of someone?
Someone named after numbers?
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No. 26216 ID: 6d4c58

>>26211
We don't know what Janine is lets ask..Janine are you a slutwhore? Where do you draw the line when it comes to men?
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No. 26217 ID: 98dab8

>>26211
buhwha?
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No. 26219 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26211
She doesn't have to fuck them. She has to get a hug and a kiss to complete "the plan" TBA could be "Get them to buy me a pony driving a diamond mercedes." Win all of their hearts, make them your SLAVES!!!
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No. 26223 ID: 5dd9f1

Whu?
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No. 26224 ID: 4e0411

>>26168
Good god look at that fucker Reiner. I just want to smash his skull in with a warhammer.
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No. 26225 ID: fb5d8e
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26225

Okay, so, either Jacob or Reiner!
They're quite the opposites, so perhaps it'll be a good gamble to go after both.
If possible, I'll go after all of them, but for now efforts will be focused on Jacob and Reiner.

Game set- Play ball!

Gimme an attack plan, guys!
How can I become their girlfriend?
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No. 26226 ID: 476456

Punch them in the snout to establish dominance.
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No. 26227 ID: 45afb1

>>26225
Well how much do they know you? You know enough about them so it shouldn't be too hard.
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No. 26228 ID: c01408

NOTHING SIMPLER
Run up to Jacob. Point accusingly. Inform him firmly that he is now your boyfriend.
GAME SET.
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No. 26229 ID: 2abfb1

>>26225
They are teenager boys so... probably just offer.

To hedge your bets, AGGRESSIVELY FLIRT, NOTHING COULD GO HILARIOUSLY WRONG WITH THAT.
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No. 26230 ID: 4f736e

Introduce yourself to them, find out about their interests, appeal to them in an attempt to prove compatible?
Nah, screw being socially acceptable.
BEGIN STEALTH SEGMENT! STALK TO FIND OUT WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO THEM!
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No. 26231 ID: 5dd9f1

You said Reiner is a prankster? We could start by playing a trick on him. Else, we need to know all of their schedules so we can figure out how to get them alone.
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No. 26232 ID: 6faa8c

>>26225
First step is to talk with them, figger out what they like, study that stuff so you can talk with them about it, then ask them out to an outing that has to do with it (note, at this point, they may ask you out, go along) after that date, you might be solid.
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No. 26234 ID: c73b9f

>>26225
Don't accept a no, except in the case that they are already taken, then you can accept that and regroup a plan to break it up and take over at a later time.

For now, just go straight up to one, and say "I'm going to be your girlfriend. Let's go out."

If you don't give them the option to say no, they can't refuse!

Well, they can, but that just shows their poor taste and they are clearly not worth the time it took to ask.
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No. 26236 ID: 0a98aa

Even though you can't force someone to love you...
Just ask one of them out, whoever it is.
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No. 26237 ID: 9e9b47

>>26225

You need to start aggressively pursuing Jacob. Walk with him to classes, trying to play the sports he plays. Be flirty to counter shy.
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No. 26238 ID: 197650

ONE LOVER IS SMALL TIME.
CLAIM ALL THEIR HEARTS.
THEY BELONG TO YOU, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.
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No. 26239 ID: fb5d8e
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26239

Okay! Attack plan number one! Target: Jacob!
Pursue aggressively. Challenge physically to match athletic abilities.
His distant personality might make him a pushover, or make him extra stubborn, so I won't plan on that.
Stealthy preparation to scout for weakpoints? Perfect. Perhaps I can find something to blackmail him with!

Commence mission "BOYFRIEND GET"!
Lift off: Tomorrow morning, first hour of school.
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No. 26240 ID: 6d4c58

>>26237
Yes most guy's who are shy are that way because they don't know the necisary steps to go through in a relationship. Show initiative for both Benjamin and Jacob. As Jacob seems to shy for his own good and Benjamin is also a nerd and lord knows they have little to know experience with girls.
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No. 26241 ID: 0a98aa

>>26239
I love your new hair and glasses, darling :3c
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No. 26242 ID: 4e0411

>>26239
ENGAGE!
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No. 26244 ID: 5dd9f1

Also - pushing him in the mud might work. I don't know.
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No. 26247 ID: 6d4c58

>>26239
Don't blackmail him outright. I would advice stealthly like find something out about him tell him you found out about it and go on about how your excepting of it.
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No. 26255 ID: fb5d8e
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26255

Tuesday morning, eight zero five zero hours.
The schoolbell just rang and everyone is inside. I have fifty minutes before things start moving.
This is my time to put act "Soridu Snaku" into action!
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No. 26259 ID: 163c0a

>>26239
Say... is there somebody you actually like spending time with? Or are you just trying to get the alpha?

Also, how did 58's thing with Nicole work out?
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No. 26260 ID: 9e9b47

>>26239

You need to blackmail Jacob to help you get better at sports.

With private lessons.

Or you won't give back the underwear and pants you'll steal while he's at gym.
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No. 26269 ID: ddd49b

I dunno guys...I'm kinda likin' this Benjamin dude.
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No. 26273 ID: ddd49b

Think about it Janine...He's good at studying, kinda boring...You don't need to assert yourself too much to be the dominate one.
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No. 26281 ID: 9e9b47

>>26273

That doesn't sound hard mode at all.
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No. 26288 ID: fb5d8e
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26288

Come to think of it, my class has PE right now. Perfect! I can go into the changing room and steal Jacob's underwear--

>"A-Ah?!"

Woah, what?
That's Patricia. She is exempt from P.E. due to her severe asthma, so I've never seen her in the changing room.
Could she be using her freedom to steal underwear as well? Looks like I have a rival.

>"Wh-what are you doing in the boy's dressingroom? Pervert! I-I won't let you s-steal anything!"
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No. 26290 ID: 9a71e2

>>26288
I could ask you the same question.
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No. 26292 ID: 82167e

>>26288
Who said I was here to steal anything? You're sounding awful guilty there, Patty... *evil smirk*

(Whose locker is she standing in front of?)
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No. 26293 ID: c0aaf2

>>26288
"Steal, you say?"
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No. 26294 ID: 476456

"Dohohoho, what are YOU doing in the boy's dressing room?"
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No. 26297 ID: 8ce2bf

Say nothing, just get an incredibly smug expression on your face. The most smug expression you can possibly manage.
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No. 26298 ID: 163c0a

Go ahead, ask her whose she's trying to steal. Say you'll keep it a secret.
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No. 26299 ID: ddd49b

Well...Ask which locker she's going to. If it's different, then continue with your own theft. If its the same one...MURDER BALL!!!
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No. 26301 ID: ddd49b

>>26297

This as well. I agree with this.
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No. 26303 ID: 9e9b47

The key here is to grin and always seem as calm as she is surprised. Tell her if she's after Jacob she'll have to get behind you.
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No. 26304 ID: 5dd9f1

If she gets lippy, knock the bitch out.
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No. 26306 ID: fb5d8e
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26306

>"Who said I was here to steal anything? You're sounding awful guilty there, Patty..."
I give her my best evil smirk. It's sort of infamous around the school.
That is, by the way, Jacob's locker she's blocking.

>"I-I'm not afraid of you! I-I'm here with a proper nonpervert reason! Y-you better have a really good reason too o-or I'm telling on you."

If this girl really has asthma I could take her out right now.
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No. 26307 ID: 5dd9f1

Take. Her. Out.

Her asthma makes her weak and undeserving of your time or effort.
>>
No. 26308 ID: 6faa8c

>>26306
Knock out a cripple? Really?
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No. 26309 ID: 476456

"Well what is that non perverted reason?"
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No. 26310 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26308
Fuck yes. She is a feeble impediment to our goals. If she didn't deserve to be knocked out, god wouldn't have cursed her with such a weak body.
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No. 26311 ID: 9e9b47

>>26306

Hey if she's after some Jacob there's no need to fight. If you REALLY wanna throw her off, just approach her and tell her you've come here because you saw HER coming here.
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No. 26312 ID: 04bd7e

ask her about her love note tease her about it possibly ending in xoxoxo
>>
No. 26313 ID: 4e0411

>>26306
"You don't have to be afraid of me~"
Then move in for a kiss. :3c
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No. 26314 ID: 9e9b47

>>26311

Then run a finger up her arm.
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No. 26315 ID: 6d4c58

>>26306
Tell her its good that she's not there for a perverted reason. Then ask her if she wants to maybe take a peek into one of the guy's lockers. If she is stubborn she will walk out not wanting to get involved with you. Leaving the locker room all to yourself.
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No. 26316 ID: 2abfb1

Janine, there's no need to be rivals. You could team up, and neither of your targets would stand a chance~
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No. 26317 ID: bde1b8

Conscript her to your cause. Put an arm on her shoulder and say "Hey hey, we're friends here, right? I won't tell if you won't~"
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No. 26318 ID: 5dd9f1

lick her ear?
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No. 26321 ID: fb5d8e
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26321

Yeah.. Yeah, you're right! Yeah, I don't need this!

>"Get out of my way, bitch!"

>"HNGHH--!"
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No. 26324 ID: fb5d8e
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26324

>Janine cancels Cuntpunt: Interrupted by Elephant.
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No. 26325 ID: fb5d8e
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26325

.....

....


...


..




..

... A GUY?!
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No. 26326 ID: 6d4c58

>>26321
HA
cunt punted
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No. 26327 ID: f78140

>>26324
wat
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No. 26329 ID: 163c0a

You'd sure make your brother proud.
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No. 26330 ID: 4e0411

>>26321
Well that's what you get for being an annoying snitch, huh?
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No. 26331 ID: 9e9b47

>>26325

DICK punted!

YEAH!
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No. 26332 ID: 82167e

>>26325
Well, little Janine, I think we've just found our Hard Mode target. If you can't get this one, then you may as well give up right here and now.
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No. 26333 ID: 6d4c58

>>26325
HOLY SHIT ITS JACOB
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No. 26336 ID: 476456

Now that you've established dominance and found out his terrible secret. Ask what he's doing on friday.
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No. 26337 ID: f78140

>>26325
examine face of crossdresser. if jacob, blackmail into boyfriend. if not, enlist into evil plan under threat of magical transformation into Eunuch.
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No. 26340 ID: 4e0411

>>26325
.... Another one for the list?
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No. 26341 ID: 9e9b47

>>26325

If you can't use THIS to blackmail him then... well you're a smart kid.
>>
No. 26343 ID: 2abfb1

...a change of targets may be in order~
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No. 26347 ID: 6faa8c

oh lawdy.

also, glasses look good on you.
>>
No. 26348 ID: 4e0411

>>26337
She's much more likely transgender than just a "crossdresser."
>>
No. 26353 ID: f4963f

Well, that does give her a non-perverted reason for being here.

... say, you were sort of interested in boys dressed as girls in the past, weren't you?
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No. 26354 ID: c01408

Janine, let me tell you something very important.
If there is a boy whose equipment is compared to an elephant
perhaps you need to consider switching targets.

PLUS you already have blackmail material! You can totally force him to be your boyfriend, no questions asked!
If he resists, threaten to hit him again AND expose his secret.
>>
No. 26358 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26348
She's most likely a crossdresser because this is fucking reaver and that's his fetish.
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No. 26363 ID: fb5d8e
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26363

Well, it's not Jacob.. But I have to agree.
I never pass up an oppertunity -- because I play to /win/!

Super secret mode unlocked: Patricia!

>"FYI, we are now boyfriend and girlfriend!"
>"Wh.. What?! *cough* You.. just.. kicked me i-in the nuts!"
>"Oh, you're right. Shall I go tell everyone I hit you in your male genitals?"
>"N-no! N.. *cough* F-fine! Wh-whatever. I'll be your b-boyfriend."

SUCCESS!
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No. 26364 ID: 4e0411

>>26358
>She's most likely a crossdresser
>Has an established identity as a female
ಠ_ಠ
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No. 26365 ID: fb5d8e
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26365

Perfect execution!
Thanks, guys!
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No. 26366 ID: 5dd9f1

Hold his hands, quick. Hey, we can use him to spy on people for us. Tell him we'll let him off the hook once we upgrade our boyfriend.
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No. 26367 ID: 9e9b47

>>26363

Help her up. Ask her what she was doing at Jacob's locker. Get those underwear.
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No. 26368 ID: 163c0a

>>26365
Well... it'd be pretty much rape, but i bet you could get the next 3 steps done now. That'd be the easy mode though. The hard mode would be getting him to actually love you.

This reminds me of when Liza made 58 wear a dress and then you hid his clothes while he was in the lake.
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No. 26369 ID: 6d4c58

>>26363
Ask him why he's crossdressing anyway.
>>
No. 26372 ID: 476456

Go see a movie at your place!
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No. 26374 ID: 98dab8

>>26364
>Has an established identity as female
>is using the guys' dressing room
Sounds like the same level of established-ness as any other trans chick.
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No. 26376 ID: 9e9b47

>>26366

HELL no he's not off the hook when we get another boyfriend.

He'll be another boyfriend and like it.
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No. 26377 ID: 163c0a

>>26367
Oh, if he was going for Jacob you could go for extra hard mode: polygamy!
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No. 26390 ID: 4e0411

>>26374
>is using the guys' dressing room
>Was in the way of Jacob's locker
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No. 26391 ID: fb5d8e
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26391

Nooooo, I don't want to hold hands already! This has got to be special, don't you understand? It needs an appropriate time and place.

>"So what were you doing at Jacob's locker?"
>"Wh.. What? M-my locker is officially b-below his.."
>"Huh. So why do you crossdress?"
>"Th.. th.. That's none of your b-business."
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No. 26392 ID: 5dd9f1

We shouldn't actually let him off the hook, just tell him that to give him a glimmer of hope.
>>
No. 26393 ID: 6d4c58

>>26391
Tell him not to worry he can tell you, you had a brother who crossdressed once. Level with him gain his trust.
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No. 26394 ID: 5dd9f1

Tell him that your brother was a crossdresser.
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No. 26395 ID: 9e9b47

>>26391

Alright, don't mention Jacob again. If he presses, brush it off by saying you were only here to deliver a letter. Be all giggly and make it seem like you're just leaving a love letter.

>>26392

Devious.
>>
No. 26401 ID: 2abfb1

Arrange a date with Patricia tonight. Make sure he can't weasel out of it.

Also, ask for tips on being adorable, because he's obviously got that in spades while you are a bit more... intense... than you were five years ago.
>>
No. 26406 ID: 163c0a

You might want to apologise for the kick. As far as we know he's not a masochist.
>>
No. 26410 ID: 4e0411

If you want this to succeed in any way I suggest you stop using male pronouns when referring to Patricia. If Janine does the whole thing is likely to go down the tubes really quickly.
>>
No. 26413 ID: fb5d8e
File 124987840680.png - (49.63KB , 800x600 , 18.png )
26413

Yeah, guys, I'm actually pretty content with just this guy as my boyfriend. I got him cornered, so I can skip right to the good parts!

>"It's okay, my brother used to crossdress."
>"Wh-what? Is that why you want me to be your boyfriend? That.. That is kind of sick."
>"N-no, I just wanted a boyfriend, and you messed up. Bang, I win! So, why do you crossdress?"
>"I.. uhm.. I just feel more comfortable l-like this.. I-I.. I'm not gay or trying to be a pervert. It just feels right. .. There, is that an acceptable answer?!"
>"Yes. FYI, you are going to take me on a date tonight."
>"Wh--"
>"We are boyfriend and girlfriend, remember?"
>"Bu--"
>"Give me your cellphone number. You better be ready. Also, how can I look cute?"
>"I think y-you already are.. I mean-- Whatever, I-I don't know."
>"Hmm. Heeeey."
>"Huh?"
>"Do you hate me now? I'm sorry about the kick."
>"W-well.. uhm, I'd rather you not blackmail m--"
>"Only about the kick."
>"Oh.."
>>
No. 26414 ID: 98dab8

>>26406
Why would you assume she isn't? But regardless, even masochists don't usually like damage to the balls.
>>
No. 26415 ID: 1afd58

>>26413
You're being rather forward, but it fits your style. No complaints.

Get him to take you somewhere, but insist on paying half. It'll make things easier on the poor guy, and you ARE blackmailing him.
>>
No. 26417 ID: 6d4c58

>>26413
by the way whats his real name surely not Rebeca.
>>
No. 26419 ID: 98dab8

>>26413
d'aaaaaaaawwwww....
>>
No. 26420 ID: 6faa8c

>"I think y-you already are.. I mean-- Whatever, I-I don't know."

Awwwww.
>>
No. 26422 ID: 9e9b47

>>26413

Insist he walk you to class.
>>
No. 26423 ID: a91907

>>26391
Well you have to know why he's crossidressing. He's your boyfriend now and if he's a ginormous faggot youo can forget to reach objective 2, 3 and 4. So better find out about his little pervesion!
>>
No. 26428 ID: fb5d8e
File 124987919961.png - (33.07KB , 800x600 , 19.png )
26428

I doubt he'll be walking any time soon. He'll probably need the rest of the hour that remains to get the hell out of here.
I'll just head out.

>"Date tonight, don't forgeeettt. Call me or I'll call you."
>"Wh-whatever.."
>>
No. 26431 ID: 9e9b47

>>26428

Yeah, just head onto class. I suppose just wait for later on tonight. Unless something interesting happens today.
>>
No. 26432 ID: 6d4c58

>>26428
Before you leave ask him if he really thinks your cute. Then do a girly giggle. That way you seem like you have feelings for him.
>>
No. 26433 ID: fb5d8e
File 124987988820.png - (47.38KB , 800x600 , 20.png )
26433

So uhm.. How long do you guys think I should wait before calling him?
>>
No. 26434 ID: 9e9b47

>>26433

Give him until 7. If it takes him that long to call you though he's going to be punished. If he calls before hat he gets let up on a bit.
>>
No. 26435 ID: 04bd7e

not till after school atleast
>>
No. 26436 ID: 5dd9f1

See if he calls first.
>>
No. 26437 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26434
You are awesome.
>>
No. 26439 ID: 4e0411

>>26438
Also the fact that they took a girl's name.
>>
No. 26441 ID: 92a47d

>>26433
So you took over Fiddy's room I see.
>>
No. 26443 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988065945.png - (47.33KB , 800x600 , 21.png )
26443

>Let's all tap oh yeah
>papapaya
>Let's tap, let's tap
>Future tapping games

Ah, eighteen thirty!

>"Heeello~?
>Hey, Patty, yeah, this is Janine.
>Yeah..
>Watching the sunset in the park? Are you a dumb romance movie?
>What?
>Well, no, I never tried it. I guess it could be fun. Pick me up then?
>What do you-- Oh.. Yeah, I guess I don't know where you live either. Uhm, let's just meet up at the park then. The entrance with the little cat statues. Allright. See you there, lover.
>..Come on, you say it too.
>I dunno, 'girlfriend' sounds awkward. How about 'honey'?
>Yeah.. Okay, see you there, sweetheart~"

PERFECTION! Anything I gotta do before I take off?!
>>
No. 26445 ID: 1afd58

>>26443
Hi sweetheart~~

You are adorable, Janine.
>>
No. 26446 ID: 6d4c58

>>26443
Are you actualy falling for this guy?
>>
No. 26447 ID: 5dd9f1

put on some makeups. Wear that top you got that is sooooo cute ~~<3
>>
No. 26448 ID: 4e0411

>>26442
If they were just a crossdressing fetishist they wouldn't go doing it in public all the time and be recognized as a biological female by all but a very tiny number of people.
>>
No. 26449 ID: 9e9b47

>>26443

I'd say wear something simple but sweeping. A skirt or something with a blouse. You don't need makeup, he already said you're cute AFTER you kicked him in the balls. He means it.
>>
No. 26452 ID: ed8d8a

Wear pants. Be an adorable little butch girl!
>>
No. 26454 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988146869.png - (49.87KB , 800x600 , 22.png )
26454

I always feel a bit more mature with make-up on.

Do guys also dress up before a date? Or do they just wear casual stuff to show that they're manly?

Pants, cute top..
Well, I think I'm ready to go.
>>
No. 26457 ID: 9e9b47

>>26454

You look great. Let's go meet him.
>>
No. 26458 ID: 6faa8c

>>26454
Hmmm... Yep, looking good. If you have time, extra shower, if not, then go.
>>
No. 26459 ID: 5dd9f1

YOU ARE READY FOR ADVENTURE!
>>
No. 26460 ID: 98dab8

>>26454
Most guys don't.
>>
No. 26461 ID: 6d4c58

>>26454
don't forget your robe and wizards hat.
>>
No. 26463 ID: ed8d8a

>>26454
EEEEEEEE perfect!
>>
No. 26464 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988235434.png - (32.97KB , 800x600 , 23.png )
26464

>"Hello, sweetheart~"
>"J-Janine? I-I almost didn't recognize you."
>"Oh, I-- ...You're wearing make-up too?"
>"H-hey, e-eventhough you're forcing me into this, i-it's still my first date..."
>>
No. 26465 ID: 476456

Oh my gaaaaaah~ thats adorable
>>
No. 26466 ID: db097e

>>26464

Tell him he looks beautiful. As long as you're coercing him into being your boyfriend, the least you could do is throw him a bone every now and then.
>>
No. 26467 ID: da5997

Take him to the Movies! Movies make a great first date.
>>
No. 26468 ID: ed8d8a

>>26467
Pay attention! park is date
>>
No. 26469 ID: 6d4c58

>>26464
Apologies for that rough introduction earlier and explain it was a spir of the moment esc thing.
>>
No. 26470 ID: 1689ab

>>26464
He's so cute! Hug him! Hug him you fool!
>>
No. 26472 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988328733.png - (42.83KB , 800x600 , 24.png )
26472

>"Hey, I'm sorry about that rough introduction. I got caught up in the moment a bit... You look really beautiful."
>"Do.. Do you mean it-- Y-you're just saying that because we're supposed to be boyfriend-girlfriend, aren't you? N-nevermind.."
>>
No. 26474 ID: 9a71e2

>>26472
Hug him.
Read no-
>>
No. 26475 ID: da5997

Reach out, cup chin, raise face.

"I'd never lie to a face that pretty."
>>
No. 26476 ID: bde1b8

>>26472
No way man, those hair ties are the height of adorable. That lip stick fits her really well too.

Make sure to call her a she.
>>
No. 26477 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26472
Hold hands, You know you want to. Stand side by side and look up at the sky together, it will be double cute.
>>
No. 26479 ID: 6faa8c

>>26475
YES.
>>
No. 26480 ID: 1689ab

>>26475 This
>>26476 This
>>26477 Then this.
>>
No. 26481 ID: 92a47d

>>26472
Hope you like being thought of as a lesbian, Janine.
>>
No. 26482 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26481
No one has to know...
>>
No. 26484 ID: 1689ab

>>26482
Forget that, this is our boyfriend, we're gonna be hanging around him and holding his hand and kissing him in the halls and spending all our time with him... and omg! We can totally swap clothes and trade makeup advice and everything! This is so perfect! Its like... Boyfriend who can be one of your girlfriends! That's so perfect. And he's so cuuuuute in that dress. Does he play any musical instruments? Flute perhaps? He seems like the type... omg wouldnt that be so perfect? That hairclip really completes his look... oh girl... you should hug that right now! You are sooo lucky.
>>
No. 26487 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988435859.png - (88.81KB , 800x600 , 25.png )
26487

Yeah.. This seems like the right moment..

>"I'd never lie to a face that pretty."
>"J.. Janine.."
>"I told you to call me 'honeyyyy'..."
>"Hmmnn.."
>>
No. 26489 ID: 1689ab

>>26487
Hug her! Hug her now!
>>
No. 26491 ID: db097e

>>26489

Do it! Dooooo eeeeeet!
>>
No. 26492 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988450757.png - (92.97KB , 800x600 , 26.png )
26492

His hands are really cold and soft.. It feels like he never played outside..

Hmm.. It's such a simple touch, but.. it's making my heart race..
Sh-should I hold it more?
>>
No. 26493 ID: 9e9b47

>>26487

You could hug him now if you wanted. Alternately, you could drag him to the movies and hold it off until after the movies.
>>
No. 26494 ID: 1689ab

>>26492
YES. Yes. yes you should. Look into the sunset together while holding hands.
>>
No. 26496 ID: 1689ab

>>26493
No. Bad voice. Romantic time in park. Movies are later, when we want makeouts.
>>
No. 26497 ID: 6d4c58

>>26492
rub his hand look up into his eyes.
>>
No. 26498 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988491940.png - (96.86KB , 800x600 , 27.png )
26498

. . .
>>
No. 26499 ID: 6faa8c

>>26492
Yes. YES.
>>
No. 26500 ID: 5dd9f1

Just hold his hand tenderly. Time for hugs is not now.
>>
No. 26501 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988497777.png - (124.89KB , 800x600 , 28.png )
26501

PERFECT EXECUTION!

Thanks, guys!
>>
No. 26502 ID: 1689ab

YES! Yes!
>>
No. 26504 ID: db097e

>>26501

Good! You're doing good! Now, let's get to the date, shall we? We can save the rest for later on.
>>
No. 26506 ID: bde1b8

>>26503
>>26490
Both of you shut up. Whether or not Patty is a tranny or a crossdresser or whatever doesn't matter.

Enjoy the show.
>>
No. 26507 ID: 5dd9f1

Stick with us and you'll go places! Great places!
>>
No. 26508 ID: 9e9b47

Well when you feel like the moment's right you should pull him off to the movies. Hold hands while you walk if you want.
>>
No. 26509 ID: da5997

Ask Patty if they like reading. Any favorite books? What was their favorite book from when they were a kid? We seem to remember you enjoying the Adventures of Prince Mudy Latral, Jean.
>>
No. 26510 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26506
Hey, I'm also suggesting shit. I'm suggesting all kinds of shit cause this quest is so damn awesome. I'm just also picking a fight with some dude who has a mental disorder. Why can't you be cool with that.
>>
No. 26512 ID: 5dd9f1

Definitely hold hands while you walk.
>>
No. 26514 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988563148.png - (67.71KB , 800x600 , 29.png )
26514

>"Well, shall we--..."

Ah..

Patrica is looking at our hands...
>>
No. 26515 ID: 2dd482

>>26487
This is so awesome. The girl taking the male role of the relationship and the guy taking the typically female role.

Just one question though. How are you going to show affection to each other in public if everything thinks Pat's a girl? Are you ready to be branded as a lesbian?
>>
No. 26516 ID: 6d4c58

>>26515
Does that matter now? It doesn't. All that matters is there together.
>>
No. 26517 ID: 6d4c58

>>26514
also why is he looking at your hand?
>>
No. 26519 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26514
Hold her other hand too. Double hand holding.
>>
No. 26520 ID: da5997

Hand not holding hand to patty's chin.

raise face just enough to refocus eyes.

Tilt head 30 degrees.

Smile gently, warmly.

Lean in.

*peck*
>>
No. 26521 ID: 6faa8c

>>26520
YES.
>>
No. 26522 ID: 9e9b47

You can just not hold hands while you walk as well. If he seems weirded out by the hand holding.
>>
No. 26524 ID: 2dd482

>>26520
Seriously this. This is a perfect time. First kiss in front of a sunset.
>>
No. 26525 ID: fb5d8e
File 12498866203.png - (75.19KB , 800x600 , 30.png )
26525

Eeeee, nononono, we c-can't kiss yet! W-we haven't even gotten to embracing yet.
Right now, holding hands feels really nice...
I.. I can hold his other hand too.. I'll do that.

Hmm..

>"What's wrong?"
>"Wha-? O-o-obviously th-that I'm b-blackmailed into this.. Th-that's what's wrong...."
>>
No. 26526 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26525
"Just focus on what's happening now, don't worry about why."
or
"Don't you like me?"
>>
No. 26527 ID: bde1b8

>>26525
"I'm sorry! Are you not enjoying yourself? I'm really trying here!"
>>
No. 26528 ID: 6d4c58

>>26525
Be taken a back. Let go of his hand and tell him he can go then go and sit down on a bench. Guilt can be a great tool.
>>
No. 26530 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26528
This suggestion will make you a stupid bitch, Janine. Do you want to be a stupid bitch?
>>
No. 26531 ID: da5997

"Mmm. Your lips say 'blackmail' while those blushing cheeks and big sad eyes say 'maybe, just maybe she's someone who will accept and love me for who I am? Maybe this time?"

Lean in, just a little. Breathe in, deeply, through your nose, opening your eyes while you do so. Let your face break into a warm, soft, subdued smile.

"Wouldn't you like to find out which it really it?"
>>
No. 26532 ID: 98dab8

Super innocent:
"Don't you like me?"
>>
No. 26533 ID: 476456

"so you want to leave? " Look all sad while saying this.
>>
No. 26539 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988761628.png - (60.07KB , 800x600 , 31.png )
26539

>"Mmm. Your lips say 'blackmail' while those blushing cheeks and big sad eyes say 'maybe, just maybe she's someone who will accept and love me for who I am? Maybe this time?... Wouldn't you like to find out which it really is?"
>"... I... But.. But you don't care for me.. You just wanted a boyfriend.. Th-this.. This is all fake.."
>>
No. 26540 ID: 90be3d

>>26539
Hug him/her suddenly.
>>
No. 26541 ID: bde1b8

>>26539
"...I love your hair ties. You should teach me how to do those sometime."

Act casual. Yes, it is kinda fake now. But we're working at making it real.
>>
No. 26542 ID: 6faa8c

>>26539
"It doesn't have to be."
>>
No. 26543 ID: 476456

>>26539
"Kid. Gimme a chance here.."
>>
No. 26544 ID: 98dab8

>>26539
"What is reality? Nobody knows. This feels real enough to me."
>>
No. 26545 ID: da5997

"I didn't 'just' want a boyfriend... I wanted a relationship. Two-sided."

"...I think I can have that, with you."
>>
No. 26546 ID: 806f2b

>>26541
Don't try to change the subject, thats social seppuku. "The feelings I have seem real enough to me."
>>
No. 26547 ID: 98dab8

>>26545
That sounds like you're full of shit.
>>
No. 26548 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988836821.png - (59.12KB , 800x600 , 32.png )
26548

>"What is reality? Nobody knows. This feels real enough to me."
>".. A-allright... J.. just don't think th-that I-I like you or a-anything.."
>>
No. 26549 ID: 5dd9f1

>>26548
"I liked you first. Why else would I want you to go on a date with me?"
>>
No. 26550 ID: 476456

"Thats cold Patricia." Non chalantly.
>>
No. 26551 ID: 6faa8c

>>26548
TSUN TSUN TSUN
>>
No. 26552 ID: 1689ab

>>26548
"Thats... thats ok... just as long as you're here to enjoy the moment with me."

Then watch the sun set with your arm around her.
>>
No. 26553 ID: b14d7c

>>26548

"Maybe in time you will..."

Hug affectionatly.
>>
No. 26554 ID: da5997

>26548

Lean a little further in.

"What could possibly give me that impression?"

Then squeeze Patty's hand.

"I won't have to think. I know.
>>
No. 26555 ID: 90be3d

Hug him tight.
"I wouldn't have made you ask me out if I didn't want to be with you."
>>
No. 26561 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988932546.png - (72.51KB , 800x600 , 33.png )
26561

>"Maybe in time you will..."
>"....ch... cheater...."
>>
No. 26562 ID: fb5d8e
File 124988935172.png - (123.22KB , 800x600 , 34.png )
26562

So this is what it feels like to experience love...

Thanks, guys!
>>
No. 26563 ID: 53905d

Damn Janine. At this rate you're going to be married by the end of the month.
>>
No. 26564 ID: 98dab8

>"....ch... cheater...."
wut?
>>
No. 26565 ID: 1689ab

So... technically for the next part... we have to be kissed, right? We can't be the one giving the kiss?
>>
No. 26566 ID: 90be3d

>>26561
Kiss him on the cheek. Quick before he has a chance to react.
>>
No. 26573 ID: 98dab8

>>26566
We're not Grindan guise
>>
No. 26579 ID: 6d4c58

>>26573
That isn't even on the list, god she's 15 you pervert.
>>
No. 26580 ID: 2dd482

So Janine. It says "Become boyfriend/girlfriend(!)".

Is that saying you wouldn't object to entering a romantic relationship with another girl?
>>
No. 26581 ID: ed54c1

>>26565
we were the ones giving the embrace, so i don't why we can't be the ones giving the kiss
>>
No. 26582 ID: ed54c1

>>26579
no, the OTHER 'grindan'
>>
No. 26583 ID: 2dd482

>>26579
So was Fiddy when Liza fucked him.

Oh wai
>>
No. 26585 ID: 7dcac7

>>26581
Kinda went both ways, so I guess it counts. Feels like it would be cheating, though, if Janine is the one to initiate the Kiss at this point.
>>
No. 26586 ID: fb5d8e
File 124989031418.png - (69.31KB , 800x600 , 35.png )
26586

Well.. I have a little confession to make. I kind of copied that list from the Fancy! girl's magazine.. So.. We don't /really/ need to follow it.
Uhm.. I'm starting to care less for it..

>". . ."
>". . ."
>"A.. Are you going to get caught up in the moment again and steal my first kiss too?
>>
No. 26587 ID: da5997

"I can't steal what's freely given, can I?"

*smoochers*
>>
No. 26588 ID: 90be3d

>>26586
> Patricia kiss Janine
>>
No. 26589 ID: 53905d

"Only if you want me too"
>>
No. 26590 ID: 6d4c58

>>26586
STOP think about this is it alright to steal this from him. Let him take it let him feel like he has a say.
>>
No. 26591 ID: 7dcac7

>>26586
Damnit, why didn't you say so sooner? To hell with the list, we'll have you twirling that guy around your finger within the week.
>>
No. 26592 ID: 7dcac7

Or days, at the rate this is goin.
>>
No. 26598 ID: ed54c1

>>26592
more like hours, amirite
>>
No. 26599 ID: fb5d8e
File 124989104864.png - (61.98KB , 800x600 , 36.png )
26599

>"Only if you want me too."
>"I.. I'll n-never forgive you..."
>>
No. 26600 ID: 90be3d

>>26599
Kiss him. Gently.
>>
No. 26601 ID: 6d4c58

>>26599
"I think you already have." -kiss-
>>
No. 26602 ID: 6faa8c

>>26598
LOOKING LIKE MINUTES
>>
No. 26603 ID: bde1b8
File 124989123490.png - (92.36KB , 600x400 , Liiiiick.png )
26603

>>26599
LICK HER.
>>
No. 26604 ID: 6d4c58

>>26603
I lol'd
>>
No. 26605 ID: 7dcac7

Lets give him some room to breathe. We've laid the groundwork, we'll break him soon enough. It'll be all the more sweet if we can get HIM to initiate, and that means none of this "I'll never forgive you" crap.
>>
No. 26606 ID: c01408

>>26591
Actually at this rate I think it's Janine who's going to get fingered.
>>
No. 26607 ID: 1689ab

>>26599
Wait for him to make the first move. You have to be kissed, not giving a kiss.
>>
No. 26609 ID: da5997

>26599

"Promise?"
>>
No. 26610 ID: 782100

>>26599
It seems like your making mistakes and enemies hand and hand.
>>
No. 26615 ID: 98dab8

How about don't kiss, then. Just hug tight. Put your face on her shoulder, in her hair. Smell her scent.
>>
No. 26617 ID: 476456

Kees de gurl!
>>
No. 26619 ID: fb5d8e
File 124989229968.png - (61.12KB , 800x600 , 37.png )
26619

>"Then.. let's put it off until you can forgive me."
>".. nh.. "
>>
No. 26620 ID: 6d4c58

>>26619
HA such a cocktease.
>>
No. 26621 ID: 1689ab

Nice one Janine. Now linger close to him a bit more...

What does his breath taste like?
>>
No. 26623 ID: 98dab8

>>26619
Hug close. You guys are way further apart than you need to be.
>>
No. 26624 ID: 53905d

You got some nice moves, Janine. That was exceptionally smooth.

You should probably call it a night. Being assertive is good, but if you push this too far too fast you will come off as goddamned creepy.
>>
No. 26628 ID: 782100

>>26619
Are you okay with this morally? I mean, nothing is quite as awful as a bitter victory.
>>
No. 26629 ID: 98dab8

>>26624
CAUSE KICKING SOMEONE IN THE BALLS AND BLACKMAILING HER INTO BEING YOUR BOYFRIEND ISN'T CREEPY AT ALL, AMIRITE?
>>
No. 26631 ID: a3b36a

Slide your cheek across hers as you hug close again.
>>
No. 26633 ID: 806f2b

>>26629
Not at all. You should try it some time, I've seen it work wonders.
>>
No. 26636 ID: fb5d8e
File 124989343223.png - (59.32KB , 800x600 , 38.png )
26636

His breath is warm, and he smells really nice.
I can feel our hearts beating against eachother.. Both are going really fast.

>"..wh.. whatever... cheater.. d.. don't m-make me say it.."
>>
No. 26640 ID: 98dab8

>>26636
"You don't have to say anything..."
>>
No. 26641 ID: 1689ab

>>26636
"I won't make you say anything you dont want to..."
Alternativly: "Don't make you say what?"
>>
No. 26650 ID: 6d4c58

>>26636
is his hand on your chest?
>>
No. 26657 ID: 782100

>>26636
Ask him why he keeps calling you a cheater.
>>
No. 26660 ID: 98dab8

>>26650
Looks more like on her shoulder, really.
>>
No. 26661 ID: fb5d8e
File 124989485024.png - (109.02KB , 800x600 , 39.png )
26661

>"I won't make you say anything you dont want to..."

I.. I think I'll leave it at this. I experienced enough new love for today.
I don't care about that list or doing things before I finish highschool anymore.
I'm happy being like this.
Just like this..


Th.. Thanks, guys.
You made it possible.
>>
No. 26662 ID: 2dd482

At least kiss her on the cheek. or the forehead.

Yes, kiss her on the forehead and smile warmly at her response.
>>
No. 26664 ID: fb5d8e
File 124989492739.png - (125.60KB , 800x600 , 40.png )
26664

>>
No. 26667 ID: 782100

>>26664
...What?
>>
No. 26670 ID: 7dcac7

You damn well better take us on the followup dates.
>>
No. 26675 ID: 2dd482

well that was short and sweet.
>>
No. 26677 ID: 1689ab

This had better continue.
>>
No. 26708 ID: fb5d8e
File 12499006003.png - (59.56KB , 800x600 , janine-patricia.png )
26708

Couple unlocked!
Well done!
>>
No. 26711 ID: a3b36a

The quickest way to Patricia's heart is through kicking his balls.
>>
No. 26716 ID: 782100

>>26708
It's a sort of Stockholm couple, isn't it?
>>
No. 26746 ID: ddd49b

What the hell happened while i was asleep?

Not that I'm implying anything...
>>
No. 26817 ID: 1689ab

>>26708
D'awww.
Seriously. This would be great to continue.
>>
No. 26827 ID: 07d89f

I wish I was this Patricia.
>>
No. 26897 ID: ddd49b

I guess they could be a reverse couple...Janine could always start dressing up as a guy.
>>
No. 26898 ID: 9a71e2

>>26897
Or just close enough to where no one questioned it...
>>
No. 26918 ID: 04bd7e

actually i dont really see them being called into question a whole lot, pat seems like a wall flower and if they only mess around outside of school no one should even notice
>>
No. 27010 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994259095.png - (45.92KB , 800x600 , 41.png )
27010

>>
No. 27013 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994264069.png - (16.86KB , 800x600 , 42.png )
27013

>>
No. 27017 ID: 6faa8c

>>27013
Oh, so
>Patrick
>Patricia
I see...
>>
No. 27019 ID: 643db1

>>27013
Yeah, we did.
>>
No. 27022 ID: 025bef

>>27013
Be honest, you can fuck with him later (Hyuk hyuk hyuk).
>>
No. 27028 ID: 06fc25

>>27013

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart has been stolen
And I blame you"
>>
No. 27031 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994341555.png - (18.19KB , 800x600 , 43.png )
27031

>>
No. 27035 ID: 2abfb1

>>27031
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>
No. 27037 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994363270.png - (16.15KB , 800x600 , 44.png )
27037

>PRRIII-PRRIIII
>>
No. 27041 ID: 6faa8c

>>27037
:<
>>
No. 27043 ID: 6d4c58

>>27037
"I may have cheeted, but I still won right?"
>>
No. 27045 ID: 6faa8c

>>27037
"All's fair in love and war."
>>
No. 27050 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994414749.png - (17.13KB , 800x600 , 45.png )
27050

>>
No. 27053 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994428436.png - (45.94KB , 800x600 , 46.png )
27053

Hmm.. It's been about fifteen minutes and he still hasn't responded. He must have gone to bed.. or gotten angry.

Oh wel--
>PRRIII-PRRIII
>>
No. 27054 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994430410.png - (15.97KB , 800x600 , 47.png )
27054

>>
No. 27055 ID: 476456

Text back a " :3"
>>
No. 27056 ID: 6d4c58

>>27054
daww
send him a /hug
>>
No. 27058 ID: 8ce2bf

Text him back a ヽ(·ω·)ノ
>>
No. 27059 ID: 04bd7e

"youll just have to cheat then too"
>>
No. 27060 ID: 025bef

>>27059
No.
>>
No. 27064 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994474324.png - (16.34KB , 800x600 , 48.png )
27064

>>
No. 27068 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994491962.png - (16.62KB , 800x600 , 49.png )
27068

>>
No. 27072 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994502992.png - (51.35KB , 800x600 , 50.png )
27072

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!! I HAVE A BOOYYYFRRIIEENND!!
AND HE'S SO CUUUTTEEE AND PREEEETTTYY AND SWWWEEEETTTT!!!!
AAAAHHH!!!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TOMORROW?!? WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? WHAT SHOULD I SAY AND DO TO HIM?!
EEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>
No. 27073 ID: 025bef

>>27068
Well yeah, let's see him tomorrow.
>>
No. 27074 ID: 025bef

>>27072
Oh my, you haven't changed a lot, have you?
>>
No. 27077 ID: 6d4c58

>>27072
Do to him...I thought your ultimate goal was a kiss. I think you should try to slow down a little.
>>
No. 27078 ID: 6faa8c

>>27072
Well... hug him/her in the hallway and make a date for a movie. That's generally the second date.
>>
No. 27079 ID: f44349

>>27072
The more things change... the more they stay the same~ :3
>>
No. 27083 ID: f78140

>>27078
slow down.
>>
No. 27084 ID: 806f2b

>>27079
Still kicking butt and playing video games!
>>
No. 27087 ID: c01408

Ask him if you can call him "big brother" whenever you do something romantic.
>>
No. 27088 ID: 2abfb1

OMG OMG OMG

You should totally have a slumber party! He'll fit right in with the other girls!~~
>>
No. 27089 ID: 6faa8c

>>27087
>8I
>>
No. 27090 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994599477.png - (48.26KB , 800x600 , 51.png )
27090

Woaah, a slumber party where my boyfriend can join right in.. That sounds awesome!
Well, here we are, the next morning, and he's in the hallway talking with some of our friends before school starts.
What should I do?
Hug him? Ask him on a second date? Invite them to the slumberparty?
>>
No. 27091 ID: c01408

Invite him to the slumber party. You don't want to blow his cover, especially not in front of friends.
>>
No. 27092 ID: 6d4c58

>>27090
For now just hold his hand
>>
No. 27093 ID: 2abfb1

>>27090
Invite them all to the slumber party. Don't make a move on Patrick yet.

When you get him alone, grope the hell out of him and asks if he wants your relationship to be public knowledge, and how you're gonna play it off. Lesbians?
>>
No. 27095 ID: 06fc25

No slumberparty. How do you know Patricia would be remotely comfortable with that?

Being aggressive has a time and place Janine. If you wish to seriously pursue a relationship you have to communicate and respect one another. Just telling her "this is how it's gonna be" will only breed resentment.
>>
No. 27097 ID: 84ae51

>>27095

Patrickcia seems like a natural sub to me. I'm pretty sure every time Janine gets pushy, s/he gets tingly.
>>
No. 27099 ID: 476456

Yeah figure out how to play it out in public with him.You're a team now!
>>
No. 27106 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994690596.png - (51.21KB , 800x600 , 52.png )
27106

>"Hey guys, I'm gonna have a slumberparty tonight. You wanna come?"
>"Ah, sorry, Jan, I gotta study. My mom is giving me hell about my grades."
>"Yeah, me too. We're not all as amazing as you, Janine!"
>"Shut your pieholes before I kick them shut. You guys will be fine."
>"Well, how about I hold a slumberparty in the autumn vacation? I got a new room, it's awesome."
>"Okydoky--"

>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG

>"Let's email about it, allright?"
>"Right on!"
>>
No. 27109 ID: 2abfb1

>>27106
Reassure Patrick that you aren't gonna blow his cover.

Then do something embarrassing while no-one is looking.
>>
No. 27114 ID: c6e67d

>>27106
Lick his face out of nowhere.
>>
No. 27115 ID: 6d4c58

>>27106
Ask him if he wants there relationship public or private.
>>
No. 27118 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994793140.png - (38.33KB , 800x600 , 53.png )
27118

>"Ssssooo... Honey.. Would you like our relationship to be public or private~?"
>"P-Private, o-ofcourse! D-don't you dare t-tell anyone about us.."
>>
No. 27120 ID: 476456

Promise you will, so he chills out.
>>
No. 27121 ID: 6d4c58

>>27118
give him a quick squeez and tell him you won't tell a soul.
>>
No. 27124 ID: f21281

>>27118
"Okay then. Private until we get married~"
>>
No. 27125 ID: f78140

>>27109
this is still applicable.
>>
No. 27126 ID: 06fc25

How sexually open minded are you anyway, Janine?
>>
No. 27127 ID: 2dd482

>>27126
well considering she was cruising through all the naughty stuff on the internet when she was 10...
>>
No. 27128 ID: 476456

Also ask if he would like to enjoy a private sleepover ;3
>>
No. 27130 ID: 6d4c58

>>27128
and give him a little ear nible :3
>>
No. 27134 ID: fb5d8e
File 124994998861.png - (57.44KB , 800x600 , 54.png )
27134

He is.. pretty irresistible, isn't he?

>"I promise I won't tell a soul. Private until we're married~ Which means.. a private slumberparty too?"
>"I-- Wha-- No, what-- J-- Janine-- No-- St-stop-- N-not my ear!-- Nhhh.. Aahhh.. aahh.."

So soft..
Feels like he uses tissues to pad his chest with.
>>
No. 27135 ID: 6d4c58

>>27134
Okay enough fooling around tell him you'll meet him after class.
>>
No. 27137 ID: 782100

>>27134
God, what is it with you and school perverseness?
>>
No. 27138 ID: 6faa8c

>>27134
Janine, I love your style.
>>
No. 27140 ID: 2abfb1

>>27134
Look up to see one of your previous four targets going ಠ_ಠ
>>
No. 27143 ID: 98dab8

>>27134
Give her a pat on the butt and go to class.
>>
No. 27144 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995105023.png - (32.30KB , 800x600 , 55.png )
27144

>"Enough fooling around. Let's go to class, honey."
>"Wh.. haa.. w.. haaa.. W-wait.. I-I'm going.. to... ha.. slap you... hhaa.."
>>
No. 27145 ID: 6d4c58

>>27144
"I didn't know you where into that kinda stuff."
-wink-
>>
No. 27148 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995198610.png - (38.34KB , 800x600 , 56.png )
27148

>"Hiii~ I'm glad you could make it."
>"W-well, it's not like you gave me much choice. Uhm, I brought some cookies for your mom to thank her for having me over."
>"Oh, she's spending the night over at her boyfriend's house. We got the place all to ourselves!"
>"..Don't.. Don't do a-anything weird, okay?"
>>
No. 27149 ID: f21281

>>27148
Pin him up against the wall, speak in your most sultry of voices.

"Whatever do you mean, dear~"
>>
No. 27150 ID: cde660

>>27148
Define "weird."
>>
No. 27151 ID: 1f5d37

Tell him to expect slumber party activities. Makeup, movies, dressing in pretty things.
>>
No. 27152 ID: 6d4c58

>>27151
and video games...
>>
No. 27154 ID: 2abfb1

>>27148
>We got the place all to ourselves!"
>"..Don't.. Don't do a-anything weird, okay?"

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S WEARING A DRESS, THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY A 15-YEAR-OLD BOY WOULD SAY THIS.
>>
No. 27156 ID: 6d4c58

>>27154
He would if he's terribly shy, I know I proabably would have acted skittish if I was invited over to a girls house alone at that age. (yes I was a shut in nerd)
>>
No. 27157 ID: 6faa8c

>>27153
*wario laugh*
>>
No. 27159 ID: 98dab8

>>27148
"Whatever I do will be entirely natural~"
>>
No. 27162 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995284351.png - (36.73KB , 800x600 , 57.png )
27162

>"Whatever I do will be entirely natural~"
>"....I.. I-I'm gonna s-slap you.."
>>
No. 27163 ID: cde660

>>27156
This.
>>
No. 27165 ID: e8d8be

Now now, slow down a bit. Have some bonding time before the BONDING TIME.
>>
No. 27166 ID: 6faa8c

>>27162
Giggle and step away, take cookies and put them in the kitchen.

We are gonna tease this poor boy into deredere mode by the night's end.
>>
No. 27167 ID: 476456

Dab them tears and watch a scary movie with her.
>>
No. 27168 ID: 98dab8

>>27162
"do it"
>>
No. 27169 ID: 6d4c58

>>27165
yeah we barely know anything about the guy
>>
No. 27171 ID: 2abfb1

TIME TO PLAY DRESSUP.

No but seriously Janine, this guy could give you some tips.

And on the plus side, you can get him down to his panties~
>>
No. 27174 ID: 1f5d37

>>27162
He needs to change into more appropriate slumber party wear.
>>
No. 27176 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995367911.png - (32.54KB , 800x600 , 58.png )
27176

>"Heehee~ I'm gonna start up the movie, you put on your pajamas! My room is the one next to the bathroom."
>"O.. okay."
>>
No. 27180 ID: 6faa8c

>>27176
Isn't he gonna see your fiddyeight shrine?
>>
No. 27182 ID: 025bef

>>27176
She still has that? Keeping in mind, that those ungrateful bastards just turned us off for 5 years, we might not be up to date.
>>
No. 27184 ID: 84ae51

>>27182
see
>>26433
>>
No. 27186 ID: 025bef

>>27184
Oh right ... well, there's worse, I guess.
>>
No. 27190 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995480436.png - (47.70KB , 800x600 , 59.png )
27190

You guys! It's not a shrine. It's just.. I miss bro now he's in college, so I put all of his photos on my wall to keep me company. I'm not some stalker or something.

Anyway, movie tonight is Steel Glade. I haven't seen it yet, but I was told it's super scary, so it's a great slumberparty movie.

>"Uhm.."
>>
No. 27191 ID: 476456

"Yeessss?" whilst patting the cushion next to you.
>>
No. 27193 ID: 6faa8c

>>27190
Awww.
>>
No. 27194 ID: c01408

>>27190
Horror movies are FANTASTIC for slumber parties. Great excuse to snuggle in closer.
>>
No. 27195 ID: cde660

>>27190
"What's up sweetie?"
>>
No. 27202 ID: ddd49b

I completely love how all four of the choices given to us were all blown out on the first official move to get her a boyfriend.
>>
No. 27203 ID: 98dab8

>>27191
Probably the best course of action. Though to mix it up, pat your lap instead.
>>
No. 27206 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995591732.png - (56.95KB , 800x600 , 60.png )
27206

>"Yeeess?"
>"Shouldn't we brush our teeth or something?"
>"Neh, slumberparties are all about fun."
>"Allright.. What are we watching? S-something romantic?"
>>
No. 27208 ID: 476456

"Oh it may have a romantic ending..."
>>
No. 27209 ID: 6d4c58

>>27206
Your watching a horror movie and your telling him its romance...you devious bitch.
>>
No. 27211 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995658097.png - (55.94KB , 800x600 , 61.png )
27211

>"Oh it may have a romantic ending..."




>TIM, THERE IS A MONSTER BEHIND ME! CLOSE THE HATCH!!
>GRAB MY HAND! GRAB IT!
>I CAN'T REACH IT! TIIIM! YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE HATCH!
>NO!! I REFUSE TO SURRENDER AGAIN!
>TIIIIIMMM!!!



>"J-janine, c-can we watch something else?"

Aww, it's not even halfway into the movie.
>>
No. 27213 ID: 06fc25

Put on Sixteen Candles.
>>
No. 27215 ID: 1f5d37

Put arm around him

"Don't worry, I'll keep you safe"
>>
No. 27216 ID: 6d4c58

>>27211
But its no fun watching these scary movies by yourself you have no one to hold onto.
>>
No. 27217 ID: cd08c0

>>27211
Take this opportunity to hold him close. Protect him from the monsters!
>>
No. 27218 ID: cde660

>>27211
"What do you have in mind?"
>>
No. 27221 ID: 2dd482

cradle her like a little baby "Scared? I'll protect you hunny~"
>>
No. 27226 ID: e8d8be

Omg, hes... hes TOO INNOCENT. Hes just so fucking cute and pure that I actually DON'T want to hurt him.
>>
No. 27230 ID: ddd49b

>>27226

That only makes me want to dirty him much more.

Try to get closer to him. Put your hand on his pants and be seductive.
>>
No. 27232 ID: ddd49b

Then slowly move your hand up his leg. Try for the inner thighs.
>>
No. 27233 ID: e8d8be

>>27230

That would usually be the case, but with this guy i just want to hug him.
>>
No. 27236 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995791746.png - (55.92KB , 800x600 , 62.png )
27236

>"Scared? Don't worry, I'll protect you, honey~"
>"..J.. Janine.. I.. Because o-of my asthma I'm pretty weak and.. I.. I thought it'd be better to b-become a girl, so I wouldn't have to be ashamed.. But.. y-you know I'm a boy.. and you still w-want to protect me.."
>>
No. 27242 ID: 1689ab

>>27236
You are who you are. Thats nothing to be ashamed of. And why wouldnt I want to protect you? You're my boyfriend. I'd never want anything to happen to you.
... I love you.
>>
No. 27249 ID: e8d8be

>>27236

Love and protect him.
>>
No. 27250 ID: 6d4c58

>>27236
Of course does he think that most boys can stand dating a girl who is better than them. Besides he's adorable and sensitive.
>>
No. 27251 ID: 806f2b

>>27236
What the hell kind of asthma does this kid have? He must have elongated muscles aswell.
>>
No. 27252 ID: cd08c0

>>27236
He's so cute... how could we not want to protect him? We'll just have to keep him safe forever and ever.
>>
No. 27261 ID: e335bf

So, those other two girls are coming too, correct? Anyone else besides them?

Also, be sure to turn off the heater/turn on the AC/whatever to chill the house down, so that you have an excuse to bundle up under blankets while watching the movie. Arrange for people to share blankets in pairs (not enough for everyone or some such reason), and pair up with patrick.

This way, you have the option of stealthily molesting him during the movie.

This does not mean you should just jump straight into that, I am simply suggesting this so you can keep your options open.
>>
No. 27266 ID: fb5d8e
File 124995887839.png - (56.09KB , 800x600 , 63.png )
27266

>"You are who you are. Thats nothing to be ashamed of. And why wouldnt I want to protect you? You're my boyfriend. I'd never want anything to happen to you."
>"J.. Janine.."
>"...I.. I l-lo.."

A-ack.. Those eyes! So close..
>>
No. 27271 ID: 6faa8c

>>27266
Might not want to toss around the L word too soon. Might scare him off.
>>
No. 27273 ID: 1689ab

>>27266
Quick! Try to make a save. Say "I li-like you a lot!"
>>
No. 27276 ID: e84fc5

I lo-love when you're so adorable like that.
>>
No. 27277 ID: 6d4c58

>>27271
sonetines actions speak louder than words
>>
No. 27278 ID: 2abfb1

Only Janine could kick a guy in the balls one day and have him shyly confess his love for her the next.

She really does /EXCEL AT ANYTHING SHE DOES/.
>>
No. 27279 ID: 476456

Man up and say it janine!
>>
No. 27288 ID: fb5d8e
File 124996015130.png - (42.91KB , 800x600 , PAUSED.png )
27288

>>
No. 27291 ID: 98dab8

Don't say love.
>>
No. 27293 ID: 1689ab

>>27288
Farewell Reaver. We'll wait for you to come back with open arms.
>>
No. 27398 ID: 782100

>>27288
GODDAMN EMOTIONAL COCKBLOCK
>>
No. 27884 ID: 04bd7e

so are we really gonna let him confess first?
>>
No. 27897 ID: 6d4c58

>>27884
probably the best strategy.
>>
No. 29158 ID: 04bd7e

>>27897
isnt that gonna go against the play to /win/ thing we got going?
>>
No. 30670 ID: de2e77
File 125051639688.png - (37.58KB , 800x600 , Untitled-1.png )
30670

>Hey Jan!
>How are you? Everything is going well down here in Africa. The locals are very helpful and I think they're pretty happy someone is interested in their culture, so the project is going smoothly. Maybe I'll have my PHD by the end of the year!
>I miss you very much.
>Lots of love, from Liza


>Dear Janine,
>How are you doing?
>I am doing well. The university's board was not delighted with my interpertation of She Walks In Beauty, but I am confident that I will be able to convince the council to reconsider my grade. It may seem as though I am failing, but I am only learning more about myself and others.
>You should work hard at school too. I will be home during the holidays, so your grades better be good.
>Best regards,
>Ferdinand


>"So unfair.. I miss you guys too."
>>
No. 30671 ID: fff70d

>>30670
... Ferdinand?
>>
No. 30672 ID: 331584

Fiddy changed his name, people can't really take someone seriously when their name is a number
>>
No. 30673 ID: 66f0a6

>>30672
Can you take somebody named Ferdinand seriously? I don't think i can.

And it seems he went from emo to artsy faggot or something. Ew.
>>
No. 30679 ID: 6164e0

>>30670
Take solace in the fact you have a boyfriend!

Huzzah, your plans for life seem to be going fine.

....wait, you have other goals for life, right? Maybe we can help you with those too.
>>
No. 30687 ID: 1689ab

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that 's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

Protip: 58 thinks its about incest.
>>
No. 30693 ID: 0d5afc

>>30673
This.
>>
No. 30824 ID: eed8a7

>>30687
Probably why the board disliked it.
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