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271686 No. 271686 ID: 9b6c31

Gentlemen...
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No. 271687 ID: 9b6c31
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271687

Behold!
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No. 271688 ID: 9b6c31
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271688

My most favourite super-sofa has been invaded by some sort of overgrown, sleeping, peeping, ugly, overgrown, ugly and smelly bird! What is this mockery?!
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No. 271690 ID: 2563d4

>>271688
Get the super-sofa to transmogrify into griddle form.
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No. 271692 ID: e973f4

>>271688
Shove it onto the floor.
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No. 271693 ID: d26a6e

>>271689
Clearly you must mean emaciation.

Emancipation is the struggle for the equality of all races, religions, etc.
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No. 271694 ID: 2a6de3

>>271693
Deleted it, typo. Whoops.
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No. 271698 ID: 99433a

>>271688
Stay calm. A large, potentially dangerous animal has invaded your home. Call animal control.
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No. 271699 ID: 180ec2

Clearly this large bird should be delivered to the lab for dissection.
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No. 271700 ID: 9b6c31
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271700

Super-Sofa transforms into a griddle!
Too bad it doesn't work! The bird is still asleep. Sleeping, peeping, being smelly and overgrown.
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No. 271701 ID: f1262a

Push it off and threaten it with animal control if it sleeps there again!

Also ask it what happened to its tail.
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No. 271702 ID: e973f4

>>271700
Shove it on the floor!
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No. 271706 ID: 9b6c31
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271706

I did and now it is awake, peeping extra-loudly, not listening to my great words of wisdom such as "get the fuck out faggot,", peeping too loud, sitting on the floor, peeing so goddamn MUCH!
Hate!
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No. 271707 ID: c71597

>>271700
Get Jan in here and tell him to throw the bird out of your tower. He gets to choose which floor he uses.
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No. 271708 ID: c71597

>>271706
Previous advice still stands.
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No. 271710 ID: 5f0943

>>271706
Construct an unnecessarily elaborate machine to throw it out of the tower. With a vengeance.
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No. 271711 ID: 9b6c31
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271711

"JAN! USE THE THROWINATOR TO REMOVE THIS BIRD MY TOWER!"
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No. 271713 ID: 2563d4

>>271711
Make sure the throwinator also causes it to explode on impact.
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No. 271714 ID: 9b6c31
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271714

>J: "Okkay Captain!"
"Not 'captain'. It's 'Extremely Talented, Ingenious Bane of World, Ruler of Every Single World, Extraordionary Scientist, Dr. Tory Matheus Sinclair'!!"
>J: "Uuuuh"
>B: "Peep peep peep peep peep peep Peep peep peep peep peep peep Peep peep peep peep peep peep?"
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No. 271717 ID: 180ec2

Activate your tower's defenses, and shoot that bird! It won't be too hard to catch, there's no way it can fly with those stubby little wings. On that note, don't let it steal a jetpack.
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No. 271719 ID: 9b6c31
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271719

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No. 271721 ID: 9b6c31
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271721

"..."
>J: "What? I was really hungry."
"..."
>J: What is it?!"
"Where is the Throwinator now?!"
>J: "Uuuuh..."
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No. 271722 ID: 9b6c31
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271722

BOOM!
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No. 271727 ID: c71597

>>271722
I told you about explosions man, I told you dog.
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No. 273414 ID: 9b6c31
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273414

Gentlemen...
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No. 273415 ID: 9b6c31
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273415

Behold!
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No. 273416 ID: 9b6c31
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273416

Doc's birthday was few days ago, and I bought him VERY SCIENTIFIC BIG BAG OF ULTRA-ADVANCED SPLICING. It is extremely scientific super-tool to produce extremely cool splices of HUGE quality! Put incredients in, shake it really hard and BAM! SPLICES!
NOW, Doc loved is megamuch, and he made fucking too many splices! Now, Doc is buying groceries, and his thingies got FREE!
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No. 273417 ID: 2563d4

>>273416
Fill the bag with spiders and bees. Use the results to hunt down all the other splices.
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No. 273418 ID: 9b6c31
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273418

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No. 273419 ID: 9b6c31
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273419

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No. 273420 ID: 28e94e

>>273416
Is that... a tozol?

Oh my god, we're doomed.
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No. 273423 ID: 9b6c31
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273423

WE ARE NOT! I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE WEPON! THE SPIDER BEEEEEEES!

NOW GO AND DESTROY!
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No. 273425 ID: 6140e3

>>273423
TORY YOU FOOL
YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE CREATED

well okay you do
BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE ADDED SCORPIONS AND SOME PISTOL SHRIMP FOR EXTRA POISON AND CLAW-GUN POWER
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No. 273430 ID: 9b6c31
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273430

Fuck YES!
Extremely megatastic super-news: I killed one of them! Necrotic poisons are QUITE nasty!
Quite bad news that bother me: 3 are still alive! Including that 4-eared fagalot! They managed to lock those SPIDER-BEEEEEEEEES in my bathroom! Remind me not to use it for a while!
It is time to choose! More splices, robutts or something completely out-of-world else?
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No. 273433 ID: 6140e3

>>273430
splice scorpions, pistol shrimp, robotic control chips, zombies and bees.

have control device handy.
wipe them all out.
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No. 273434 ID: 99433a

>>273419
Run. Don't look back.
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No. 273435 ID: 2563d4

>>273430
Tozols are furries, so you need to kill them with fire.
Bombardier beetles, the aforementioned pistol shrimp, and a huge amount of napalm?
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No. 273436 ID: 0a7c41

>>273433
This. Yes.
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No. 273442 ID: 9b6c31
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273442

>"I AM DEATH"
It seems that somehow I managed to create a god! Whooooah fucking super-yes! Now those fuckfences will learn their place!
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No. 273446 ID: 9b6c31
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273446

Fuck yes fuck yes fuck
ONLY 3?! It seems that my extremely terrifying and killifying DEATH-GOD was so fucking awesome, that even the space around it died in mega-fashionable way! It went somewhere... I don't know where!
Only fagalot is left! What now?!?
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No. 273447 ID: dad664

>>273446
Blow everything up.
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No. 273448 ID: c12ee7

Fagalot has only one weakness. Splice chocolate bars with assault rifles and kittens.
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No. 273449 ID: 2563d4

>>273448
You forgot the superconducting diamonds.
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No. 273450 ID: 9b6c31
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273450

The corpses are burning nicely by the way. It makes this place warm.
Let's WORK LIKE MADMEN!
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No. 273453 ID: 9b6c31
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273453

One another proof that I am a GENIOUS!
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No. 273456 ID: c12ee7

You go get 'em, tiger.
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No. 273457 ID: 9b6c31
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273457

THERE HE/SHE/WHATEVER IS! CHARGING AT ME! WHAT A FAGGOT!
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No. 273458 ID: 2563d4

>>273457
The chocolate-diamond-kitten assault rifle is bait, not a weapon! Lure it into the fire!
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No. 273462 ID: 6140e3

>>273457
TORY THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT A CHARGING FAGGOT

insult it's jelly rolls and tell it to go burn off that massive ass fat, fatty

guaranteed it'll jump right in that fire
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No. 273463 ID: 9b6c31
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273463

I am charging the rifle!
"You are FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
ZIU
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No. 273468 ID: 9b6c31
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273468

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No. 273469 ID: 180ec2

Alright, remember to label that as an outdoor weapon. Also, that gaping hole wouldn't have compromised the structural integrity of your tower, would it?
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No. 273470 ID: 9b6c31
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273470

Holy fucking shit.
I think I just found an easy way to conquer all of the wo
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No. 273472 ID: 9b6c31
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273472

BOOM!

[The end. For now. Please be careful when firing enormous particle-beams.]
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