Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)18:32 No. 31662 ID: f2de2f
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Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)18:51 No. 31667 ID: f2de2f
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Phew... I hope I didn't cook it.

>>31667
Pet the kitty

>>31667
Check for Lovecraftian horrors before commencing the kitten-petting.

>>31669
Love craftian horrors need love too pet the kitty or else Bast the elder god of cats will be angered.

>>31667

"Kill meeeeew..."

Put cat on head.

>>31667
Headbutt cat

I think you need to work on control more than anything else. That feedback was way beyond acceptable levels.

Kitty kitty kitty kitty!

FAMILIAR GET!

Enjoy your bonus to MOVE SILENTLY.

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)19:18 No. 31677 ID: f2de2f
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"MEW MEW MRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!"

>>31677

I think we might have to hit it with a stick or something.

>>31677
Level your spear with a short-hafted grip. If it makes an aggressive move, give it a good jab.

>>31677
Show it affection give it a hug. Just because it looks evil doesn't make it evil.

>>31677

Shadow cat! D'awwwwwww, can we keep it mom?

>>31683
DAWWW its a displacer beast give it a hug its adorable.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/08/19(Wed)19:34 No. 31686 ID: 2f86fa
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>>31683

We summoned it. It is it under our control? If it is, put displacer beast on head. If not. Hit it with your stick! Quick!

>>31683
Poke it!

...This is because of Satan, isn't it?

Oh well. Pet the kitty.

Moonleaf 2009/08/19(Wed)20:04 No. 31697 ID: f2de2f
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It doesn't look friendly. I think it's going to try to eat me.

(Gnoll canceled task: Draw full anatomy. Interrupted by lazy.)

>>31683

If it attacks you, hit it with something heavy and blunt.

If it doesn't, hug it and love it and name it Steve.

Brace for it to come at you. When or if it lunges, swing your spear and try to knock it out. Remember: Wide sweeps that'll hit as many of those images as possible. That way you have the best odds of actually hitting it.

>>31697
Squirt it with some water from a waterskin.

Say "Bad! Bad kitty! Behave!"

>>31703

This, we summoned it, make it obey us.

>>31697
You summoned it, it should be under your control. Before attacking, give it a basic command to see if it follows it. If it does, great, COMPANION GET. If not, stab the hell out of it.

Offer some kittan to it!

>>31698

Steve is a crappy name for a cat. Call it Bonita.

Okay, at the current distance, scrap the short-haft idea. Nothing can function too well with a spear through its chest, so make a try at stabbing it through the heart. If you get a good thrust it will be stuck. If you don't get a good thrust, pull it out and take another go. Once you've got the spear in there good, dance back, up a tree if you can, so you can finish it off at range.

>>31723
Bonita Bita Fifyfofita

HOW DID YOU SUMMON A DISPLACER BEAST WITH A "MINOR" ANIMAL SUMMON?!

>>31785
That's called chaotic spell failure, Jimmy

>>31785

Xom is amused.

>>31785

Well she did say Satan became the God of Magic. That might mean bad things for magic users.

>>31800
well, satan was god of magic for all of a week before getting possessed by djinn

>>31805

Heavens!

I do hope Satan's alright.

Hail Satan and hope he calls off his rapebeast.

>>31805
>all of a week
It was at least a couple months, actually.

Moonleaf 2009/08/20(Thu)03:50 No. 31942 ID: f2de2f
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I don't want to do this, but this thing looks hungry.
Satan is so creepy...

>>31942
Suck it up, getting eaten is not on your to-do list.

>>31942

Satan isn't creepy, just misunderstood. Anyway, what's the worst that could happen?

Moonleaf 2009/08/20(Thu)04:15 No. 31948 ID: f2de2f
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"W-w-w-w-what is it-t-t-t-t?"

Oh... Um... I cast a spell and it seems to have gone wrong...

"Not wr-wr-wrong. It's-s-s-s-s better this way."

But it's trying to eat me!

Moonleaf 2009/08/20(Thu)04:21 No. 31950 ID: f2de2f
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"M-M-M-Magic was weak. I m-m-made it stron-g-g-ger. You should-d-d-d thank me-e-e-e."

*click*

>>31948
Well, shit. Uhhh... Try giving the beastie a command. Maybe it's bound to do our bidding by some sort of summoning-link or some other bullshit.

Climb a tree and pump that thing full of arrows. You've demonstrated a knack for the weapon before, well now its time you unlocked NIGHTMARE MODE.

>>31697
It's just scared. It's disoriented from having just been summoned, and here you are, towering over it with all those nasty weapons. Poor little displacer-kitty is just trying to defend itself.

>>31950
GIVE THE MEAT TO THE CAT

come on, killing this thing will be horrible, I can almost assure you.

Displacer beast, displacer beast...

If I recall correctly, humanoids aren't really favored prey of anything. Too many bones, not enough fat, extremely salty, several poisonous organs. Even if you're resistant it's still not good for you.

Although admittedly it just might rip out a huge chunk from your stomach and leave.

More importantly, this is -Satan- we're talking about. Ten to one you can bargain with the displacer beast. Remember, it's an animal and a cat; protection, food, attention.

How long does a summon linger for?

It occurs to me that we might want to test out how our other spells are working now, too.

>>31950
What a dick.

I can't believe we helped that guy become a god.

Alright. See if you can reason or command the thing. If you cant, check to see if it appears hostile. If it appears hostile swing at in self defence. If it isnt hostile, put it on your head.

>>32030
If it's hostile, it would be a good opportunity to see how lightning bolt works.

Moonleaf 2009/08/20(Thu)17:36 No. 32154 ID: f2de2f
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Whoa... Did everything just taste purple for a second there?

>>32154
Pet the kitty?
I mean, it hasn't done anything hostile yet...

>>32154
Hold out your hand in an inviting manner, see if it comes and rubs up against it.

What the heck?

Displacer Kitten?

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)03:32 No. 32425 ID: f2de2f
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Here kitty... Nice kit...

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)03:35 No. 32426 ID: f2de2f
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...

Suggestion 2009/08/21(Fri)03:38 No. 32427 ID: 6136db
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>>32425
Dang a bit too late

Oh, it's on, now.

It might be in your best interests to tap into those Dorfaboo tendencies you had before. Have you heard some of the stories of their relationship to cats?

Suggestion 2009/08/21(Fri)03:56 No. 32430 ID: 6136db
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>>32428
You mean their endless love for cats?
>>32426
The kitty must be hungry. Try giving her some Kittan.

BITE HIM BACK!

feed it some kittan. We might be able to placate it.

Alternatively, if it tries to bite you one more time, cut its uncompromising beastly little head right off.

Use Handle Animal to assert dominance.

>>32426
Punch snout to establish superiority.

>>32426
Well I know what we're having for dinner.

>>32425
>>32426
aww, it's hungry. Give it some food, and if it goes for you over the food, gut it. if it goes for the food, start carting it around. Regardless of whether or not it bites you. You're big enough that you can soak basically infinite catbites, unless you get an infection.

Geeze. Thats a lot of blood. You might want to look into making a Healing check on that.

You know... after you skin and gut this fucking displacer beast.

Take no shit moonleaf, spear that fucker.

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)16:33 No. 32488 ID: f2de2f
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>Use Handle Animal to assert dominance.
Animal Handled right into this tree!

>Punch snout to establish superiority.
Superiority established!

I'm done screwing around! GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, HAIRBALL!

>>32488
What kind of horrible elf are you, pounding that pussy like that?

>>32488
inform it that it is now your Fairy Companion.
You are one step closer to your goal of being a magical girl!

Fuck yes Moonleaf! Now finish it off with the spear!

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)17:40 No. 32508 ID: f2de2f
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>Finish it off.
This thing was my mistake and I'll fix it. I won't let it run wild to hurt someone else!

Wait... crap it's too cute! Abort! Nurse it back to health! Raise it like a pet instead!

>>32508
DO IT ELF

DO IT RIGHT NOW

IF YOU DONT I WILL HATE YOU

YOU DONT WANT TO BE HATED BY A BALL

DO IT

>>32521
ಠ_ಠ

>>32529

I'll still love you unconditionally, Moonleaf.

It is still your summon. See if it'll respect orders at all.

>>32530
Look at that face. It's adorable!

>>32508
don't kill your Fairy Companion. how else will you power your transformation sequence?

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)18:20 No. 32555 ID: f2de2f
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All of you just... s-shut up...

Bandage up that hand, soldier. This didnt exactly go as planned, but at least you have a better grasp of your abilities now.

>>32555
It's ok, Moonleaf. Don't think of yourself as someone who just created a life and then destroyed it. Think of yourself as a mother than just killed her kid.

>>32555

O Light of my Life, I know it's difficult, but it was self defense. If you want to cry or yell or something, its fine. Just...remember to use your Minor Heal to patch yourself up. It hurts to see my beloved in such a state.

You know summons dont actually die , they just get banished.

Suggestion 2009/08/21(Fri)18:47 No. 32582 ID: 4e0411
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>>32555
Maybe you should go home and leave the adventuring to the DWARVES you tree hugging pansy!

Moonleaf 2009/08/21(Fri)19:03 No. 32593 ID: f2de2f
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I'm not upset about the beast... My hand just really hurts... and I... feel a little... tired...

...

>>32593
Uh, before you fall asleep, could you hike that skirt up a little?

Just... a bit?

>>32593
Uh... there's nothing bad in the forest, right?

Ohgodwe'regoingtobeeatenbybears

Nah, we'll probably just be rescued by some elf guy who looks like Legolas.

Moonleaf? Moonleaf?! MOOOOOONLEEEEEEAF!

>>32593
You're probably losing blood. Bind up your hand before passing out, if you can.

Hey, hey, ya gotta keep conscious! At least wrap that hand up and find somewhere safer. You're still clsoe to that town, right?

>>32593
Poison is bad for you, Moonleaf.

MOONLEAF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
This will not end well...

>>32593

Try and crawl for shelter! Even being propped up against a tree is better than nothing. Hold on to your weapon, maybe you'll look dangerous to aggressors, even unconscious?

>>32713

Well...that was fun. Thank you, Gnoll. Will you be doing god quest agane, too?