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File 124699169847.png - (35.20KB , 600x400 , Mudy.png )
3090 No. 3090 ID: bde1b8

This is MUDY.

His class is BARD.

He is in it for the HALF-DEMON KOBOLDS.
Expand all images
>>
No. 3091 ID: bde1b8
File 124699174141.png - (17.14KB , 600x400 , Simon.png )
3091

This is SIMON.

His class is ASTRONOMER.

He is in it for the FATE OF THE WORLD.
>>
No. 3094 ID: bde1b8
File 124699180034.png - (26.51KB , 600x400 , Joan.png )
3094

This is GIRL.

Her class is FAILURE.

She is in it for the LESBIAN SEX.
>>
No. 3096 ID: bde1b8
File 124699185111.png - (28.77KB , 600x400 , Buck.png )
3096

This is TED BUCK.

His class is WATCHMAN.

He is in it for the I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
>>
No. 3097 ID: bde1b8
File 124699189744.png - (26.67KB , 600x400 , Nimi.png )
3097

This is NIMI.

Her class is VICTIM.

She is in it for the OGRE SEX.
>>
No. 3098 ID: bde1b8
File 12469919841.png - (23.52KB , 600x400 , ___.png )
3098

This is ?!#$?^&.

Her class is ROBOT LIZARD THING MAYBE?

She is in it for the CAVE EXPLORAN'.
>>
No. 3099 ID: bde1b8
File 124699202042.png - (81.35KB , 600x400 , Crossover.png )
3099

AND TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME!
>>
No. 3100 ID: f18592

Wha?

Woah.
>>
No. 3101 ID: e49ef9

Joan rape Nimi
>>
No. 3102 ID: f95743

>>3098
Let's call her Ven.
>>
No. 3103 ID: fb5d8e

Ted Buck: Watch for danger!
>>
No. 3104 ID: bde1b8
File 124699262463.png - (63.62KB , 600x400 , 1.png )
3104

>>3101
Joan is an indirect PC!
>>
No. 3106 ID: e49ef9

>>3104
I was figuring that she'd fail amusingly anyway.
>>
No. 3107 ID: bde1b8
File 124699297996.png - (41.04KB , 600x400 , 2.png )
3107

>>3103
HAHA! Danger, my nemesis! YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND.
>>
No. 3109 ID: c01408

Man now we need some Nimi x Mudy smut
>>
No. 3110 ID: fb5d8e

>>3107
Ted Buck: Open door to have a look inside.
>>
No. 3111 ID: bde1b8
File 124699339087.png - (51.41KB , 600x400 , 3.png )
3111

Assuring that any and all DANGER will be watched at all times, Private Buck goes to open the door...
>>
No. 3112 ID: bde1b8
File 12469936654.png - (129.50KB , 600x400 , 4.png )
3112

Jesus mother of Mary!
>>
No. 3113 ID: bde1b8
File 124699399690.png - (175.35KB , 600x400 , 5.png )
3113

ITS RADIATION MUDY!

Somehow he survived being used to power the base, and the nuclear energy made him grow to ten times his height! Marie Curry is rolling in her grave!
>>
No. 3114 ID: 520be8

>>3113

MUDY: Use RADIATION-GRANTED SUPERPOWERS.
>>
No. 3115 ID: bde1b8
File 124699438892.png - (111.83KB , 600x400 , 6.png )
3115

>>3114
TED BUCK has been eliminated!
>>
No. 3117 ID: 520be8

>>3115

Not THOSE kinds of superpowers, you idiotic boldling!
>>
No. 3118 ID: bde1b8
File 124699458322.png - (23.65KB , 600x400 , 7.png )
3118

Meanwhile, back at the rape...
>>
No. 3119 ID: 0a1f89

>>3115
Mudy: Give a fuckawesome speech to inspire Ted Buck to come back to life as an irradiated zombie.
Fallout Ghoul?
>>
No. 3121 ID: 1afd58

Nimi: Be willing so that it is not rape. Enjoy yourself.
>>
No. 3122 ID: 67c611

Mimi, use RABBIT STAMPEDE to stave off the inevitable rape.
>>
No. 3126 ID: bde1b8
File 124699491262.png - (49.45KB , 600x400 , 8.png )
3126

>>3119
>Blah blah amazing blah, blah blahdedy AMAZING.
Ted has been de-eliminated!
>>
No. 3127 ID: e49ef9

Nev: Find something to do. Possibly involving gears and shutting the door.
>>
No. 3133 ID: bde1b8
File 124699520991.png - (72.53KB , 600x400 , 9.png )
3133

>>3121
NIMI is an indirect PC!
>>
No. 3134 ID: f95743

>>3127
Fail. Nev is a GUY. This character is a GIRL.
>>
No. 3135 ID: e49ef9

>>3133
Joan: Use the power to eat lard between panels to subtly increase bust size.
>>
No. 3136 ID: fb5d8e

Girl: make the :3 mouth and say "Let's pretend Im Mudy some more"
>>
No. 3137 ID: bde1b8
File 124699591174.png - (95.20KB , 600x400 , 10.png )
3137

>>3127
Nev was already working on that! By activating the BRONZE DOORJAM and replacing the GOLDEN SWITCHERIDOO, Nev was able to restore the METAL GLEN BRIDGE, which she then crossed to access the INFINITE VOID. She has taken the CUBE she found there, and used it to unlock the CREVICE CRANNY, where she then inserted her SYRINGE OF UNKNOWN BODILY FLUIDS.

As one would expect, this caused the RADIATION DOOR to slam shut once more, locking away Radioactive Mudy with Zombie Ted Buck.
>>
No. 3139 ID: bde1b8
File 124699647080.png - (68.54KB , 600x400 , 11.png )
3139

>>3135
>>3136
Joan is an Indirect PC!
>>
No. 3142 ID: 42a775

Tonguequest Guy: make a special guest appearance
>>
No. 3144 ID: f95743

Ven/Nev: Construct clockwork toy.
>>
No. 3145 ID: 1afd58

>>3139
Nimi: Surprise GIRL by going into your SERGAL form.
>>
No. 3146 ID: 0a1f89

Mudy: Challenge the people outside to a game of wits for your freedom. If you lose, they can have Ted Buck's soul.

The game is pictionary so they'll have to open the door.
>>
No. 3147 ID: bde1b8
File 124699720793.png - (24.10KB , 600x400 , 12.png )
3147

>>3144
Clockwork TED BUCK destroyed! I mean created! It is still intact for now!
>>
No. 3148 ID: 1afd58

>>3147
WIND IT UP AND POINT IT TOWARDS THE DANGER DOOR
>>
No. 3149 ID: bde1b8
File 124699762790.png - (33.54KB , 600x400 , 12.png )
3149

NO!

Mecha Ted Buck has been eliminated!
>>
No. 3150 ID: bde1b8
File 12469976689.png - (34.24KB , 600x400 , 13.png )
3150

>>3142
Ven's husband has returned, in a drunken rage! He is not happy when she does WEIRD PUZZLE SHIT without him!
>>
No. 3151 ID: 7eda8b
File 124699782128.jpg - (45.87KB , 324x500 , t1000rp.jpg )
3151

Call to John.

Call to John now.
>>
No. 3152 ID: 0a1f89

>>3150
Mudy: "There are puzzles in here! If you open the door you can help me solve them!"
>>
No. 3153 ID: e49ef9

>>3150
Construct clockwork FEET-SHIELDS to counter his SWORD-FEET.
Commence FOOTFIGHT.
>>
No. 3154 ID: 036360

Nooo! Hug, and make up! Surely one can understand raging at weird puzzle shit.
>>
No. 3160 ID: bde1b8
File 124699866640.png - (58.43KB , 600x400 , 14.png )
3160

>>3153
You challenge your husband to MECHANICAL KICKBOXING! HE ACCEPTS.
>>
No. 3162 ID: bde1b8
File 124699900487.png - (31.18KB , 600x400 , 15.png )
3162

>>3146
Mudy offers a CHALLENGE through the door! Never one to decline a challenge, Simon accepts! He asks that if he win he get the nuclear super powers.
>>
No. 3486 ID: bde1b8
File 124702397271.png - (27.81KB , 600x400 , 16.png )
3486

>>3151
SIMON calls to TOM'S BROTHER JOHN! JOHN says he would be more than happy to help SIMON with his BATTLE OF WITS.
>>
No. 3488 ID: 1afd58

>>3486
ASK JOHN if he has WEPON. If so, then GOOD.
>>
No. 3494 ID: 7eda8b

>>3486
John: Say "THANKS I COULD HELP, SIMON."

Equip HEV suits to protect yourself from MUDIATION.
>>
No. 3496 ID: bde1b8
File 12470242897.png - (23.22KB , 600x400 , 17.png )
3496

>>3488
JOHN is an indire- wait, that changes nothing.
JOHN does indeed have his WEPON.
>>
No. 3499 ID: 7eda8b

I said equip those HEV suits!

Alternately, take ANTI RADIATION PILLS, if you need something that is EASIER TO DRAW.
>>
No. 3500 ID: e24dd2

Ask JOHN if he has FAST bullets or TOO SLOW bullets.
>>
No. 3503 ID: c3784d

Wherever JOHN appears, OPAL cannot be far behind.
>>
No. 3511 ID: 87583b
File 124702473646.png - (154.63KB , 764x864 , little one.png )
3511

"Hey guys, can I play too?"
>>
No. 3513 ID: e49ef9

>>3511
No.
Continue your job of keeping the hamsters running that powers the ship that keeps the lawyers off our tail.
>>
No. 3518 ID: 7eda8b
File 124702516343.gif - (2.93KB , 303x144 , gunscythe.gif )
3518

Obtain GUNSCYTHE
>>
No. 3520 ID: bde1b8
File 124702519715.png - (24.37KB , 600x400 , 18.png )
3520

>>3494
>>3499
HEV SUTE EQUIPD.

JOHN says he EQUIPED the TOO SLOW BULLITS today.
>>
No. 3524 ID: e49ef9

>>3518
KROOT DETECTED
>>
No. 3525 ID: 87583b
File 124702535343.png - (144.40KB , 764x864 , little one sad.png )
3525

>>3513

*sniff*
>>
No. 3529 ID: e49ef9

>>3525
Do you want the lawyers to catch up with us?
Everyone else here is too goddamn unreliable to do it!
>>
No. 3530 ID: bde1b8
File 124702571357.png - (29.34KB , 600x400 , 19.png )
3530

>>3503
NO OPAL NO!
>>
No. 3537 ID: 7eda8b

John eat Opal.
>>
No. 3539 ID: c3784d

>>3530
OPAL's revenge, fuck year!
>>
No. 3541 ID: bde1b8
File 124702606080.png - (57.70KB , 600x400 , 20.png )
3541

>>3511
>>3525
HATCHLING is too young to PLAY!
>>
No. 3544 ID: c3784d

>>3541
HATCHLING should have picked the ADULT AGE option!
>>
No. 3549 ID: add247

>>3537
and bononos
>>
No. 3551 ID: 7eda8b
File 124702627912.gif - (10.88KB , 585x508 , joanJohn.gif )
3551

>>
No. 3554 ID: e49ef9

>>3530
Crush OPAL with BY THIS TIME MASSIVE TITS from JOAN.
>>
No. 3570 ID: bde1b8
File 124702723620.png - (26.67KB , 600x400 , 21.png )
3570

>>3554
JOAN is an indirect PC!
>>
No. 3572 ID: bde1b8
File 124702726371.png - (28.47KB , 600x400 , 22.png )
3572

>>3570
OPAL has been OUCHY'd!
>>
No. 3574 ID: 87583b
File 124702729913.png - (171.61KB , 1041x737 , little one glen.png )
3574

>>3529
"Fine! I didn't want to be part of your stupid crossover quest anyways!"
>>
No. 3582 ID: 7eda8b

Pluck HATCHLING.

Use FEATHERS to kill OPAL using DOWN ALLERGIES.
>>
No. 3588 ID: 87583b
File 124702765966.png - (21.79KB , 1041x737 , little one Jingles.png )
3588

"..."
>>
No. 3591 ID: 87583b
File 124702791194.png - (169.51KB , 1041x737 , little one gone.png )
3591

"Ohhhhhh shit..."
>>
No. 3593 ID: e49ef9

>>3574
Thanks.
I mean, Joan would just sit around or get beaten up by the hamsters, Mudy would pine, Simon would take the opportunity to set up an astrolabe, Buck dies too frequently, and Nev just wanders off.
You're the only one that can do it.
>>
No. 3594 ID: e49ef9

>>3591
I am disappoint.
>>
No. 3603 ID: 87583b
File 12470282396.png - (136.16KB , 1041x737 , Little one losing power.png )
3603

>>3594
"It's not my fault! And uh, guys? I think we should find... you know... an alternate power source..."
>>
No. 3605 ID: e49ef9

>>3603
Right, little one, cover your eyes.
I got this power module off Faptau, so JOAN AND NIMI GET IN HERE
>>
No. 3608 ID: bde1b8
File 124702852242.png - (138.15KB , 600x400 , 23.png )
3608

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BATTLE OF WITS

>AHA! I am immune to radiation, because I am made of clay, and clay is awesome.
>>
No. 3610 ID: bde1b8
File 124702882448.png - (32.46KB , 600x400 , 24.png )
3610

>>3603
RADIATION MUDY functions as an acceptable back up generator.

>Oh by the stars! It seems clay is not immune to zombies! Remarkable.
>>
No. 3612 ID: 87583b
File 12470290545.png - (187.37KB , 1041x737 , little one red light.png )
3612

>>3605
"Dad's already taught me about the arrows and the quivers."
>>
No. 3649 ID: 7eda8b

>>3610
It is time for the last resort. I am sorry it has come to this. Throw some of your precious bacon to distract zombie.

Defeat RADMUDY with your SCIENCE.
>>
No. 3661 ID: bde1b8
File 124703119928.png - (94.79KB , 600x400 , 25.png )
3661

>>3649
RADMUDY has been ELIMINATED!
>>
No. 3663 ID: 7eda8b

Gain Zombie's loyalty through the magnificence of your gift of bacon.
>>
No. 3682 ID: bde1b8
File 124703215920.png - (32.34KB , 600x400 , 26.png )
3682

>>3663
You gift Ted with bacon!

However, as everyone knows, BACON is poisonous to zombies!
>>
No. 3684 ID: bde1b8
File 124703224221.png - (31.86KB , 600x400 , 27.png )
3684

>>3682
ZOMBIE TED BUCK has been eliminated!
>>
No. 3687 ID: 7eda8b

It appears to be arbitrary bullshit night on /quest/.
>>
No. 3719 ID: 13034c

>>3687
This was here last night too.
>>
No. 3726 ID: 7eda8b

>>3719
Not what I meant.
>>
No. 3794 ID: bde1b8
File 124706312796.png - (33.46KB , 600x400 , Opal Smash.png )
3794

>>3539
OPAL revenges JOHN.
>>
No. 3796 ID: 0a1f89

>>3794
Nimi! Joan! RAPE OPAL.
Save John with your rape!
>>
No. 3798 ID: e49ef9

>>3796
DOUBLE RAPE COMBO
>>
No. 3802 ID: bde1b8
File 124706570846.png - (39.60KB , 600x400 , EveryoneisanindirectPC.png )
3802

>>3796
>>3798

Nimi and Joan are indirect PCs!
>>
No. 3804 ID: e49ef9

>>3802
No, rape will just make her angrier.
Make slow, passionate love to opal, to calm her down.
the tentacles would be a good place to start.
>>
No. 3805 ID: bde1b8
File 124706630818.png - (57.41KB , 600x400 , that has always been there.png )
3805

>>3804
Nimi gets out her EXTRA DOUBLE XXL TENTACLE ARM for the occasion.
>>
No. 3806 ID: bde1b8
File 12470668377.png - (21.33KB , 600x400 , 404.png )
3806

>>3805
404 ERROR: UNABLE TO LOCATE EROGENOUS ZONE.
>>
No. 3807 ID: e49ef9

>>3806
Use the glow from the sword to locate a weak point.
>>
No. 3812 ID: 7eda8b

>>3807
Good idea. Get VEN's HUSBAND in here and tell him to hold his leg up in the air.
>>
No. 3815 ID: bde1b8
File 12470722745.png - (44.57KB , 600x400 , hugs.png )
3815

>>3154
>hug and make up
>>
No. 3846 ID: 7eda8b

This has gone on long enough.

Ven and Ven's Husband: TEAM COMBAT OPERANDI -> BLADES OF THE ABYSS

This powerful fighting technique makes use of VEN and VEN'S HUSBAND's shared powers of NAVIGATING WITH MARGINAL COMPETENCE WHILE UNDERGROUND and HAVING VERY POINTY EXTREMITIES. Together, the two disappear underground, only to erupt underneath their opponent, inflicting terrible lacerations from an unexpected direction. With a good roll, they may inflict a CRITICAL STRIKE and drill a hole straight through their foe.
>>
No. 4285 ID: 2f9573

>>3815
d'awwww
>>
No. 4376 ID: 95ab41

>>3815
Ven's hunsband> molest Ven
>>
No. 4649 ID: bde1b8
File 124716494530.gif - (521.34KB , 600x400 , COMBAT OPERANDI.gif )
4649

BLADES OF THE ABYSS.
>>
No. 4856 ID: 7eda8b
File 124720745497.gif - (35.94KB , 550x491 , 1235058793398.gif )
4856

C'mon. C'mon.
>>
No. 4858 ID: bde1b8
File 124731061254.gif - (389.76KB , 600x400 , BLADES OF.gif )
4858

>>
No. 4859 ID: bde1b8
File 124731120313.jpg - (55.68KB , 600x426 , rollin.jpg )
4859

Part 3 of this animated .gif is too large for tgchan to host. Find it here: http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr242/gnome7_2/THEABYSS.gif
>>
No. 4862 ID: 1afd58

>>4859
Uh.... wait for its reaction.
>>
No. 5518 ID: 96da9e

Joan: Die in a comical fashion
>>
No. 5533 ID: 6abc18
File 124742160524.png - (23.00KB , 450x450 , joandiesinacomicalfashion.png )
5533

>>5518
>>
No. 5572 ID: 7eda8b

>>4859
OPAL: Fall over and die.
>>
No. 5586 ID: 35cea2

>>5533

OY NUTTA
>>
No. 5679 ID: bde1b8
File 12475149844.gif - (555.84KB , 600x400 , counter operandi.gif )
5679

Counter Operandi: Claws of Defeat!

>>5533
This is canon.
>>
No. 5682 ID: 96da9e

>>5679

>Ven: Wake up in unrelated location
>>
No. 5710 ID: bde1b8
File 124751812832.gif - (885.48KB , 600x400 , bewm.gif )
5710

>>5572
VEN has been eliminated.

OPAL has been eliminated.

THE GHOST OF TED BUCK has been eliminated.
>>
No. 5713 ID: f42c4e

>>5710
Huh. Quite a few dead. We may need to get some new party members. MORE CROSSOVERING.
>>
No. 5715 ID: bde1b8
File 124751856751.png - (36.71KB , 600x400 , ROUND1 COMPLETE.png )
5715

SIMON and NIMI are the survivors of ROUND 1.

They will advance to ROUND 4.

CONGRATULATIONS, SIMON, NIMI! A WINNER ARE YOU.

ROUND 2 will commence sometime soon.
>>
No. 5720 ID: 1afd58

>>5715
SIMON RAPE NIMI
>>
No. 5741 ID: 4b2399
File 124752313251.gif - (65.78KB , 800x800 , SimonIsAnIndirectPlayerChar.gif )
5741

>>5720
Simon is a yadda yadda yadda...
>>
No. 6278 ID: bde1b8
File 124761983620.png - (19.42KB , 600x400 , Ruby.png )
6278

This is RUBY.

Her class is PIRATE.

She is in it for the FELINE CYCLOPS.
>>
No. 6279 ID: bde1b8
File 124761990485.png - (29.43KB , 600x400 , Alice.png )
6279

This is ALICE.

Her class is EXPERIMENT.

She is in it for the ROBOT VIRUSES.
>>
No. 6280 ID: bde1b8
File 124761997161.png - (32.35KB , 600x400 , Cube.png )
6280

This is CUBE.

His class is EUCLIDEAN.

He is in it for the GEOMETRIC PROGRESSION.
>>
No. 6281 ID: bde1b8
File 124762002098.png - (30.31KB , 600x400 , Gunther.png )
6281

This is GUNTHER.

His class is MINION.

He is in it for the APPLES.
>>
No. 6282 ID: 7eda8b

NON-RADIOACTIVE MUDY: Laugh and steeple your fingers as you observe all this via a series of television monitors.
>>
No. 6283 ID: bde1b8
File 124762009651.png - (27.52KB , 600x400 , Jim.png )
6283

This is JIM.

His class is HUNTER.

He is in it for the EXTRAPLANAR CUTEBOLDS.
>>
No. 6284 ID: bde1b8
File 124762015051.png - (37.75KB , 600x400 , Clarice.png )
6284

This is CLARICE.

Her class is CACTUS.

She is in it for the SENTIENCE.
>>
No. 6285 ID: bde1b8
File 124762022432.png - (67.12KB , 600x400 , Round2.png )
6285

CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION.

[This time around, you will select one player to start as. You will unlock more characters as you find them.]
>>
No. 6286 ID: 7eda8b

GUNTHER: Stare disconcertingly at Ruby's chest.

Say "Apples."
>>
No. 6290 ID: 1f09d7

>>6285
RUBY: Be innocent, cute, and sexy.
Act friendly! .. then push people into giant fans.
Have sex! .. then stab people horrifically while they are in the throes of passion.
Repeat until everyone is dead.
>>
No. 6297 ID: 49dada

>>6285
Is it just me or is Gnome a playable character.
>>
No. 6298 ID: 1f09d7

>>6285 >>6297
We choose to play as Gnome.
>>
No. 6299 ID: 670155

I vote for gnome. Do it. do it!
>>
No. 6316 ID: a3b36a

I wish to be the little 'bold...
>>
No. 6331 ID: 13a0af

>>6316

as do I...
>>
No. 6332 ID: 41f1b5

I don't care who we play as, I am just amazed Clarice is in there
>>
No. 6966 ID: bde1b8
File 124772605421.png - (40.53KB , 600x400 , 1.png )
6966

>Man I have been running this session of Frod Quest for 18 minutes, why am I not famous yet. Ah well, I guess I'll go get a hot pocket before I update again.
>>
No. 6968 ID: bde1b8
File 124772612230.png - (16.56KB , 545x383 , 2.png )
6968

>Mmm delicious hot pockets, I just... Um... Double You Tee Fuck?
>>
No. 6969 ID: 7eda8b

Look behind you to see if that's changed too.
>>
No. 6975 ID: 5c614a

Hey.

Hey, over here.

Behind the tall cylinder. The Orb of Infinite Psyche beckons. Pick us up. Please. We're bored and confused.
>>
No. 6976 ID: bde1b8
File 124772711097.png - (17.41KB , 800x600 , 3.png )
6976

>>6969
The infinite featureless void is new.

>CUBE has been discovered! 1/6 located.
>>
No. 6977 ID: 7eda8b

A troubling anomaly.

Do come pick us up. Behind the cylinder. You seem less threatening than the last creature to venture into the room.
>>
No. 6982 ID: bde1b8
File 124772741856.png - (19.55KB , 600x400 , 4.png )
6982

>>6975
Oh, would you look at that.

>ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE obtained! Your suggestions influence whoever is holding the ORB.
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No. 6983 ID: 1f09d7

>>6976
Search for people. Surely there exists someone in this place to make friends with.
Surely they'll know what's going on.
>>
No. 6987 ID: 7eda8b

Hello. Nice to see you. You see, we were originally... Actually, never mind. What's in the next room? The one without the cube or infinite expanse.
>>
No. 6988 ID: bde1b8
File 124772783142.png - (16.67KB , 545x383 , 2.png )
6988

>>6983
The room contains a SEALED DOOR, a VENTILATION SHAFT (grated shut), a STRANGE TUBE, and a COUCH BED THING. The COUCH BED has compartments. The East door is locked and made out of metal. Or possibly very very strong cardboard. Either way, it bars my passage.

I cannot find any living things.
>>
No. 6991 ID: 7eda8b

Open the drawers. Maybe there's a lot of neat stuff inside.

The reality in this place seems mutable. Hope for good equipment and perhaps it will be there. Perhaps a WALL-DESTROYING X-COM PLASMA PISTOL, or a UNIVERSAL MAGNETIC LOCK-DEFEATING DEVICE.

Hopefully not a HUMANOID RABBIT WOMAN WITH A HOOK, however.
>>
No. 6992 ID: 1f09d7

>>6988
LOOT EVERYTHING.
>>
No. 6993 ID: 5c614a

SERGAL: Leap out of ventilation duct.
>>
No. 6995 ID: bde1b8
File 124772871478.png - (23.47KB , 600x400 , 5.png )
6995

>Hopefully not a HUMANOID RABBIT WOMAN WITH A HOOK, however.
I hope you are not talking about the main character of Doobie Quest. She frightens me.

The East Drawer contains a spotless clean plastic-wrapped toothbrush, a water chip, and a manuscript entitled "Ruby_Quest.txt". I get the feeling certain people would kill for these items.

The West Drawer contains a screwdriver and a pair of socks.
>>
No. 6997 ID: 7eda8b
File 124772898459.png - (23.40KB , 350x350 , 1232238257191.png )
6997

Add all of these things to the inventory. Equip Screwdriver. Unscrew the ventilation duct's grating.
>>
No. 6998 ID: 5b4c51

SERGAL: Inappropriate touch secret character after leaping out of ventilation duct.
>>
No. 7008 ID: 5c614a

Wear socks over your shoes to be sneakier.
>>
No. 7015 ID: 63f46a

Joan, greet and hug John.
>>
No. 7059 ID: bde1b8
File 124776432936.png - (16.41KB , 545x383 , 6.png )
7059

>>6997
I can't reach it!

Also tripcode acquired due to people posting very similar pictures in here. It is starting to confuse me.
>>
No. 7062 ID: 7eda8b

>>7059
Pry up the bed mattress and fold it over so it's thicker and you can stand higher. Rip out drawers to lift the stack even higher.
>>
No. 7069 ID: bde1b8
File 124776598482.png - (15.63KB , 545x383 , 6.png )
7069

It seems this mattress is not a mattress at all, but a cushioned cover for a box of some sort! Inside I can see 3 buttons: Red, Blue, and Purple.
>>
No. 7070 ID: 7eda8b

Push the blue button.
>>
No. 7071 ID: bde1b8
File 12477664804.png - (20.63KB , 545x383 , 6.png )
7071

>>7070
Oh, huh. That seems to have taken out one of the lights, replacing it with a torrent of water.
>>
No. 7076 ID: 7eda8b

Push the red button.
>>
No. 7079 ID: 41f1b5

urinate in blue liquid
>>
No. 7080 ID: bde1b8
File 124776727579.png - (19.48KB , 545x383 , 7.png )
7080

Thankfully the open door allows the water to simply flow out into the infinite void. I take this moment to relieve myself in the water, before hitting the red button.
>>
No. 7081 ID: bde1b8
File 124776732572.png - (19.42KB , 545x383 , 6.png )
7081

With no chance at all of drowning, I feel safe in hitting the red butto- WHY DID IT SHUT THAT DOOR.
>>
No. 7083 ID: 7eda8b

Push the purple button.
>>
No. 7089 ID: bde1b8
File 124776904596.png - (19.57KB , 545x383 , 8.png )
7089

Finally, something not utterly horrible! The capsule thing on the right opens up. A sleeping woman is inside.
>>
No. 7090 ID: 1afd58

>>7089
Quickly jump her and hold her face underwater until she stops moving!
>>
No. 7091 ID: 9c72c8

>>7089
Press the red button again, to see if it reopens the door.
If that fails, prepare to float up to the vent when the water gets high enough, and unscrew said vent.
Regardless of the outcome, attempt to wake the sleeping woman.
>>
No. 7092 ID: bde1b8
File 124776995780.png - (73.10KB , 600x400 , 9.png )
7092

Oh, forgot something.
>ALICE has been discovered! 2/6 located.

>ALICE has been eliminated.

Gnome lets out a fell roar. Gnome laughs maniacally.
>>
No. 7093 ID: 1afd58

>>7092
Check her clothing to see if she has anything of value. Also check the tube to see if there are room controls in there.
>>
No. 7094 ID: 9c72c8

>>7092
Be prepared to use her body to float.
Corpses are buoyant.
>>
No. 7096 ID: 7eda8b

Ride ALICE like a mechanical bull.
>>
No. 7102 ID: bde1b8
File 124777324973.png - (19.07KB , 545x383 , 10.png )
7102

>>7093
Beyond the FEMININE BODY PARTS, she does not seem to be carrying anything.

>>7094
>>7096
She does, however, make for a good boat.
>>
No. 7111 ID: ffc83a

Water level looks high enough to reach the vent now. Paddle your ALICE boat over, unscrew the vent, and enter.
>>
No. 7145 ID: 7eda8b

Unscrew vent.

Monster: Pop out of vent.
>>
No. 7155 ID: bde1b8
File 124778082831.png - (19.10KB , 545x383 , 10.png )
7155

Alright, unscrewed these things... Now I just gotta pull off this panel and...
>>
No. 7156 ID: bde1b8
File 124778088586.png - (15.75KB , 545x383 , 11.png )
7156

...There seems to be a control panel back here. There is both a red button and a green button.
>>
No. 7158 ID: c80cec

>>7156
Push both at the same time.
>>
No. 7159 ID: 0787eb

>>7156
But push green harder.
>>
No. 7162 ID: bde1b8
File 12477813424.png - (20.95KB , 545x383 , 11.png )
7162

>>7158
NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
>>
No. 7196 ID: 41f1b5

QUICKLY, BACK FLIP 32 TIMES WHILE DODGING LASERS, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
>>
No. 7214 ID: bde1b8
File 124778329767.png - (28.74KB , 545x383 , 12.png )
7214

Well, that must have opened the doo- OW
>>
No. 7217 ID: 7eda8b

Lose consciousness face-down in water next to ALICE. Die ironically.
>>
No. 7234 ID: c3df09

>>7214
Punch the fuck out of the wall. It's probably made of peanut brittle or some shit.
>>
No. 7251 ID: bde1b8
File 124778525513.gif - (206.65KB , 701x683 , Next Room.gif )
7251

As I drift into the next room, I get a brief glimpse of my surroundings before I pass out...

*PAUSE*
>>
No. 7572 ID: bde1b8
File 124787301428.png - (20.01KB , 600x400 , 13.png )
7572

I awaken on a cold, damp floor. It seems I still have the Orb of Infinite Psyche. It also seems I am in a box.
>>
No. 7574 ID: 1afd58

>>7572
Get out of there or you will be PUSH BY BUTTAN
>>
No. 7577 ID: b1ab86

>>7572
PUSH BUTTAN
HUG RAITAL
>>
No. 7582 ID: 9c72c8

>>7572
Oh god, didn't you see the room before you blacked out. You're in a locker.
This is like straight out of DoobieQuest.
Get out before you start to mutateOH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS.
>>
No. 7584 ID: f42c4e

>>7572
Think Gnome, what would the star of Frod Quest, Dreabdreab, do at a time like this? He'd headbutt his way out. Our head is huge!
>>
No. 7629 ID: 7eda8b

>>7572
Quickly retrieve arms from purple button.
>>
No. 7632 ID: bde1b8
File 124787577270.png - (45.70KB , 600x400 , 14.png )
7632

With a roar I headbutt the top of the box open! Ow ow ow... it seems I have a bruise up there from before.

>>7629
Arms retrieved!
>>
No. 7634 ID: bde1b8
File 124787580825.png - (30.64KB , 545x383 , 15.png )
7634

Oh hey, its this room again. Also my tie seems to be missing. This makes me sad.
>>
No. 7636 ID: 1afd58

>>7634
Masturbate furiously!
>>
No. 7641 ID: 7eda8b

Walk back into the Suicide Room Full of Crazy. The way opposite the infinite void.
>>
No. 7643 ID: 60ba63

>My tie seems to be missing.

Ho boy, that does it. Gnome's gonna choke a bitch for that. Furiuosly walk out of the room using the left door.
>>
No. 7644 ID: f42c4e

>>7634
Go to NEW ROOM.
>>
No. 7696 ID: bde1b8
File 124787935818.png - (93.57KB , 701x683 , 16.png )
7696

This room seems to have been full of crazy at one point. I am reminded of Durr's death in Doobie Quest for some reason.

A lot of the writing on the walls looks like its been smudged out by the water damage. Somehow the water did little to the black smudge in the middle. It looks like a grenade went off there.

This room would be a lot creepier if I didn't have one just like it in my basement back home. Ah well. Best find that tie of mine before someone else has to trip and drown in 4 inch deep water. Or something similar.
>>
No. 7700 ID: 7eda8b

Check in the box.

It probably does not have a bomb in it.
>>
No. 7735 ID: f653b9

>>7696
Is that a... hmm continuity err... shh... shh... move slowly and... QUICK, GRAB THE TIE AND DON'T LET IT ESCAPE IN A PUFF OF LOGIC
>>
No. 7739 ID: bde1b8
File 124788060840.png - (20.25KB , 600x400 , 17.png )
7739

>>7700
>It probably does not have a bomb in it
...Why would you say something like that? Do you know something I do not?
>>
No. 7741 ID: 7eda8b

>>7739
I cannot discern the box's contents. But if something exploded in here there's probably not more explosives lying around, yes?

I was also making an oblique reference to DoobieQuest. The part where Derpidy performed an eloquent ballad for the crowd and then was blown in half by a bazooka, such that it took him nearly a week to regenerate.
>>
No. 7743 ID: bde1b8
File 124788076987.png - (27.12KB , 600x400 , 18.png )
7743

>>7735
WAIT I UH... FFFFFFF DAMMIT ITS GONE.
>>
No. 7745 ID: 7eda8b

>>7743
That's nice. Open the box. Open it. Do it.
>>
No. 7750 ID: 2d0e6c

>>7696
Activate INTERCOM, and go 'hay guis what's up lol'.
>>
No. 7755 ID: a3b36a

Is that a can of soda over there?
>>
No. 7782 ID: 9c72c8
File 124788231155.png - (40.91KB , 600x400 , Lily_CC.png )
7782

>>7696
Be annoyed at how fucking tiny you are compared to everything.
Why are you so fucking tiny.
>>
No. 7840 ID: bde1b8
File 124788415967.png - (14.48KB , 600x400 , 19.png )
7840

>>7755
Looks like a can of hair spray.

The box has a fox in it. How strange. Should I kill it?

Oh, its also worth mentioning the door to the south is wide open. The north door seems very locked however.

>>7782
I really wish I knew.
>>
No. 7846 ID: a7f209

>>7840
You fool! If you try to harm that fox, you'll destroy reality!
>>
No. 7849 ID: 1afd58

>>7840
Catch fox
>>
No. 7858 ID: 96da9e

>>7840

Put socks on fox.

Engage fox in tongue-twister fight.
>>
No. 7859 ID: 9c72c8

>>7840
Take fox with you. Name it Derp.
Ask it for advice!
>>
No. 7897 ID: 7eda8b

IGNORE WHATEVER THE FOX SAYS!

LISTEN ONLY TO THE ORB! THE FOX WILL DECEIVE YOU!
>>
No. 7901 ID: 9c72c8

>>7897
Well, of course you should only listen to the Orb.
But maybe you can ask the Fox for his thoughts on the situation, and we'll filter them for you!
>>
No. 7903 ID: 0dc731

Call the fox Knox and take it out of the box.

If we have socks, after we take him out of the box, put those socks on Knox the fox.

Carry Knox the fox while we search for dox.
>>
No. 7905 ID: bde1b8
File 124788860397.png - (101.18KB , 701x683 , 16.png )
7905

>>7859
>>7897
The fox seems to be ordinary in every way. It hasn't said anything. This might be because the sock makes a great muzzle.
>>
No. 7908 ID: 9c72c8

>>7905
Well, bring it with you anyway. It can be our pet.
Now do other stuff.
>>
No. 7909 ID: 7eda8b

If the fox does speak please disregard its advice.

Advance into the next room.
>>
No. 7912 ID: da5997

Ask the fox many, many, many meaningless and pointless questions.

It will endear the fox to you.
>>
No. 7916 ID: a7f209

Treat the fox like your babby because they need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys.
>>
No. 8038 ID: 1afd58

>>7916
but some babby can frigth back
>>
No. 9455 ID: bde1b8
File 124812037113.png - (43.62KB , 539x396 , 20.png )
9455

My, this room is rather large.

>Ruby has been discovered! 3/6 located.
>Clarice has been discovered! 4/6 located.
>>
No. 9458 ID: c80cec

BITCH HAS YOUR TIE! Demand it back!
>>
No. 9459 ID: 1afd58

>>9455
That lagomorphic BITCH.

She stole your tie.

Here's what you do, Gnome. You plant your feet right on her chest, grab that tie with your hands, and pull has hard as all the strength in your body can manage.
>>
No. 9461 ID: 9c72c8

>>9455
No! We can't fight Ruby!
She's the original! SHE WILL KICK OUR ASS. We'll have to wait until she's unconscious.
Politely greet Ruby from across the room. Offer to trade her something in exchange for the tie.

Then follow her around while using her as a living shield.
>>
No. 9462 ID: 7eda8b

Pick the fox up by the tail to get it mad then throw it at her.
>>
No. 9463 ID: f42c4e

>>9455
Say hello to Doobie. With your knowledge of DoobieQuest, request a trade. A hug from you, for your tie.
>>
No. 9555 ID: bde1b8
File 124812429136.gif - (98.33KB , 539x396 , 20.gif )
9555

>>9459
>Animooted
>>
No. 9564 ID: 1afd58

>>9555
Ruby-chan ;-;
>>
No. 9565 ID: f42c4e

>>9555
You now recognize her being Doobie! Get off her, apologies as much as you can and ask for your tie back. Say you can exchange it for a hug.
>>
No. 9593 ID: 9c72c8

>>9555
Don't kill her!
Get off her, grin psychotically.
Say, "JUST KIDDING"
>>
No. 9594 ID: 41f1b5

clarIIIICCEEEE

tell ruby you greet pirates by jumping on them for no god damn reason
>>
No. 9599 ID: bde1b8
File 124812615351.png - (65.53KB , 539x396 , 23.png )
9599

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU WORRIED ABOUT THAT WILD ANIMAL.
>>
No. 9602 ID: 1afd58

>>9599
Sidestep the fox's attack! Just sidestep on Ruby's chest, she seems to have no problems holding you up.
>>
No. 9603 ID: ec1a70

>>9599
but he's so cute, he wants to hug your face with his! :D
>>
No. 9604 ID: 7eda8b

Red Jr: Eat Gnome. Become new protagonist.
>>
No. 9610 ID: b4dcaf

You are smashing Ruby's tiny boobs, you horrid little man.
>>
No. 9626 ID: bde1b8
File 124812713083.png - (69.47KB , 539x396 , 23.png )
9626

BASTARD VOICES! STOP CHEERING FOR THE OW MY FACE.
>>
No. 9630 ID: 9c72c8

>>9626
Ruby! Grab the orb!
See the orb, sweetie? The one the crazy man is holding?
Grab it!
>>
No. 9632 ID: d897b9

Ooooh right in the face!
>>
No. 9633 ID: 62ec90

Loop the tie around the fox's neck and strangle them both.
>>
No. 9634 ID: f42c4e

>>9626
Quickly! Maybe if you name him he'll befriend you.

Call him... Xom!

If that doesn't work, punch Xom.
>>
No. 9635 ID: f44349

>>9626
CLEARLY YOU MUST TEAR THE OW OFF OF YOUR FACE AND PROCLAIM THAT YOU WERE JUST KIDDING
IT WILL BE HILARIOUS
>>
No. 9648 ID: 7eda8b

>>9626
I'm sorry, Gnome. He's just too cute.
>>
No. 9677 ID: da5997

>>9626

You'll never catch him, Gnome. Never Never Never Never Never...
>>
No. 9683 ID: 7eda8b

Also: If you were serious about getting the fox off your face, you wouldn't still be holding the tie.
>>
No. 9685 ID: f42c4e

>>9683
I don't think you understand how important the tie is.
>>
No. 9686 ID: da5997
File 124813075982.jpg - (31.59KB , 540x397 , IPCRuby.jpg )
9686

>Ruby is an indirect player character

<_< Got to get that message to her somehow...
>>
No. 9691 ID: f42c4e

>>9686
We can't abandon Gnome! Not until he dies, anyway.
>>
No. 9701 ID: 8e2134

Let go of the tie, you knob!
>>
No. 9748 ID: 7eda8b

Escape into the elemental plane of teeth.
>>
No. 9802 ID: bde1b8
File 124813608349.png - (115.98KB , 539x396 , 24.png )
9802

I punch that stupid fox right in the face. God dammmit, voices. Yes it is adorable, but really? You guys are jerks.
>>
No. 9804 ID: bde1b8
File 124813612366.png - (112.89KB , 539x396 , 25.png )
9804

Now for my tie...
>>
No. 9805 ID: bde1b8
File 124813617585.png - (117.69KB , 539x396 , 26.png )
9805

...and now, good riddance!
>>
No. 9807 ID: bde1b8
File 124813623950.png - (64.17KB , 539x396 , 27.png )
9807

Damned useless voices...
>>
No. 9808 ID: bde1b8
File 124813630067.png - (114.59KB , 539x396 , 28.png )
9808

>>
No. 9809 ID: bde1b8
File 124813633973.png - (46.67KB , 539x396 , 30.png )
9809

...Hello.
>>
No. 9810 ID: 670155

'sup
>>
No. 9812 ID: 9c72c8

>>9809
oh hai
>>
No. 9813 ID: 06b21e

Hello, Clarice.
>>
No. 9815 ID: 9c72c8

>>9809
So listen, you don't know us but
See that rabbit next to you? You should totally check and see to make sure if she's breathing.
Maybe take her shirt off so it doesn't restrict airflow. Yeah.

Then go find that guy who just left and hug him.
Hug the shit out of him.
>>
No. 9823 ID: 7eda8b

Hi. We're a psychic orb. We don't really have any powers and can't read your mind, so don't freak out.

Did the bunny die?
>>
No. 9841 ID: f42c4e

>>9807
Can I forgive Gnome if he has killed Ruby?
...
Hmm...
Yeah I probably can.
>>
No. 9849 ID: d5b2d6

HI THERE CLARICE

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SHORT MAN WITH A TIE

YOU MUST GIVE HIM A BIG LONG HUG
>>
No. 9850 ID: f42c4e

To be fair on Gnome, Ruby did steal his tie.

To be fair on Ruby, she's an adventurer. She hasn't learned about private property. This is because of us.

So in reality WE ARE THE BAD GUYS.

Oh well, hug Gnome anyway because it'll be funny. But don't hurt him so much that he can't make Quests anymore.
>>
No. 10008 ID: bde1b8

>>9850
Feel free to kill the psychopath; the quests will keep coming regardless of his survival.
>>
No. 10009 ID: bde1b8
File 124815834211.png - (38.04KB , 539x396 , 29.png )
10009

I think the bunny died. I don't really know how to check though. She's not moving.

I suppose I can look for that little man from before, though. Should I do anything in here first?

>Ruby has been eliminated.
>>
No. 10012 ID: d5b2d6

Name fox MiniRed. Start searching for little man.
>>
No. 10013 ID: bde1b8
File 124815890872.png - (50.54KB , 539x396 , 29.png )
10013

>>10012
Hello Minired! You will be my pet, and we will be best friends and I will love you forever because you are not Thoremore!
>>
No. 10019 ID: 9c72c8

>>10009
Ruby! Noooooookay.

>>10013
That's nice, honey, but now the grownups are talking. Do you see that Cube? That Euclidian..thing?
... I... I have no fucking idea how to kill a geometric shape. Try not to make it angry.
Also, loot the rabbit.
>>
No. 10022 ID: 1afd58

>>10013
Are you stabbing minired with your hand spines? BE CAREFUL CLARICE GEEZ.
>>
No. 10024 ID: f42c4e

>>10013
Gnome's killed 2 out of 6. Huh, who would think he could do it?

Anyway Clarice hug Cube. A Cube can't be hurt by your spines.
>>
No. 10035 ID: d5b2d6

Clarice put that poor fox down.
>>
No. 10360 ID: 1bd41b

>>10009
Pick up Ruby, go north, then east, and dump her body in the locker there.
Be sure to close the door after.
>>
No. 10457 ID: bde1b8
File 124823248357.png - (50.71KB , 539x396 , 31.png )
10457

I like this skirt. I think I will take it. Oh! Someone else is here!

Hello Cube! You will be my friend, and we will be best friends and I will love you forever because you are not Thoremore!
>>
No. 10458 ID: bde1b8
File 124823250670.png - (50.97KB , 539x396 , 32.png )
10458

>...Okay.
>>
No. 10459 ID: f42c4e

>>10458
With our new party, inspect room.
>>
No. 10472 ID: bde1b8
File 124823634734.png - (51.31KB , 539x396 , 32.png )
10472

There is a window over there! And that is about it. This place is pretty empty.
>>
No. 10474 ID: 40dc56

alright leave room with party
>>
No. 10475 ID: f42c4e

>>10472
Smash open the window. Chuck Cube and MiniRed out of it and then follow them.
>>
No. 10489 ID: bde1b8
File 124823949775.gif - (136.19KB , 539x396 , 40.gif )
10489

>>10475
Are you sure I should...? Well okay.
>>
No. 10501 ID: a4baef

>>10489

Goddamnit.
>>
No. 10502 ID: 7eda8b

This quest is kind of depressing.
>>
No. 10503 ID: 670155

Use them to break your fall, thats what friends are for!
>>
No. 10504 ID: 670155

Oh wait, you did!
>>
No. 10562 ID: f42c4e

>>10489
Well then. We wait for someone to go outside to loot their corpses, as all adventurers will be tempted to do, and they shall loot us!
>>
No. 10707 ID: bde1b8
File 124829368857.png - (52.82KB , 600x400 , 33.png )
10707

>>10502
>>10503
I did good, right guys? I did everything you said... Am I... Am I a good girl?
>>
No. 10708 ID: 41f1b5

c- clarice... NOOOOO
>>
No. 10710 ID: f44349

>>10707
Y U DO DIS ;-;
>>
No. 10712 ID: f42c4e

>>10707
Yes Clarice. You were a very good girl. Now pass the orb to someone not dieing.

Sorry about being the one who made you die.
>>
No. 10713 ID: 1afd58

>>10707
Clarice, a good girl would have saved them.

A good girl would have lived.

A good girl would be happy with her pet fox and cubic friend.

You aren't a good girl, Clarice, and now you never will be.
>>
No. 10714 ID: f44349

>>10707
YOU DID GOOD CLARICE
YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL
;_;
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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No. 10715 ID: 2e1743

>>10707

Y-Yeah Clarice. Good girl. You did a good job. You should be quiet. Conserve your energy. D-don't do anything sudden.

Damn it!
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No. 10720 ID: bde1b8
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10720

Clarice... Clarice is a good girl!

>Cube has been eliminated.
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No. 10722 ID: 2e1743

>>10720

Stupid! Don't look so miserable. It's not the end, damn it. You're gonna be okay! I've just gotta find something to work with, that's all.

DAMN THIS ORB. Is this all we can do, just watch as this happens in front of us? I feel so damned helpless!

Hey, you're gonna be okay Clarice. Stay with me. Ok? Just, just keep talking.
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No. 10723 ID: f42c4e

>>10722
She's dead, Jim.
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No. 10724 ID: 2e1743

>>10723

She's not dead, you asshole! Not until the elimination sentence comes up!

Come on Clarice, stay with me... Somebody get a god damn cleric from /tg/, this is a fucking traditional gaming board, how do we not have a cleric at hand?!
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No. 10735 ID: 9a71e2

>>10724
We don't have a cleric because everyone fucking hates Jozan.
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No. 10737 ID: bde1b8
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10737

>>10723
>She's dead, Jim.

Not if I can help it.

>Jim has been discovered! 5/6 located.
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No. 10739 ID: f42c4e

>>10737
...Why the fuck did I not see that coming.

Jim! Carry this girl, painful though that will be, to safety! You know any Kobold healing trick, herbs or something?
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No. 10744 ID: 2e1743

Jim! You magnificent bastard! Please, you've got to help this humanoid plant thing. It's not her time!
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No. 10754 ID: 1afd58

>>10737
hey Jim, you must be hungry after nevermore. What did you do with dead things there? oh, right. YOU ATE THEM.

GET TO IT.
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No. 10772 ID: b2d20f
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10772

>>10737
Make some tasty cactus marmalade for yourself and your girlbold. You'll need the food.
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No. 11113 ID: bde1b8
File 124831366068.png - (46.43KB , 600x400 , 36.png )
11113

>>10754
I'll eat her after she dies. But for now, she lives. I have used my cloak to patch her wounds, and stop the... bleeding. If I can get her more water fast, she will probably be okay.
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No. 11114 ID: bde1b8
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11114

I am not Sage. I am not a monster. I will not abandon her. She will be okay. I will ensure it.

Ow this hurts.
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No. 11116 ID: 7eda8b

Stop hugging the cactus. What are you, stupid?
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No. 11117 ID: 1afd58

>>11114
You're a good bold, Jim.
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No. 11156 ID: 06b21e

>>11114
A short man with a tie and glasses named Gnome has a chip that can create a lot of water, simply known as a water chip. He is likely still inside the building. He is violent and dangerous.
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No. 11174 ID: bde1b8
File 124832483161.png - (66.75KB , 600x400 , 38.png )
11174

>>11116
Very, I know.

This tower is the only building for miles, so it'd probably be safest to check here.

>>11156
That is good to know! I will definitely be going into the tower then. There is a large set of double doors with a guard. How do you propose we get past him? All I have for equipment is this short sword...

>Gunther has been located! 6/6 found.
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No. 11175 ID: bde1b8
File 124832492540.png - (70.33KB , 600x400 , 39.png )
11175

With his crossbow he'd take me out before I got anywhere near... wait, what's going on?
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No. 11176 ID: 1afd58

>>11175
He seems nice enough. Maybe he will help you.
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No. 11185 ID: bde1b8
File 124832636216.png - (68.72KB , 600x400 , 39.png )
11185

>>11176
So, what? Should I just go out there and talk to him? See if he'll let me in?
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No. 11187 ID: 1afd58

>>11185
If you want to save that amorous cactus girl, you need help.

Asking him is all you have left to do.
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No. 11188 ID: 06b21e

>>11185
Do you happen to have an apple with you?
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No. 11191 ID: bde1b8
File 124832975561.png - (88.61KB , 600x400 , 41.png )
11191

>>11188
Nope. I have no apples on me.

"Hello guard!"
>Jah! It iz an intruder! Vhat iz your buziness, intruder?
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No. 11192 ID: bde1b8

murder gunther! leave Clarice to die! thus ending the second round, since there will be two contestants left remaining: Gnome and Jim.
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No. 11206 ID: 1afd58

>>11191
Zhis girl ist... no, wait, This girl is hurt and needs help! Also she makes apples when she is a mature plant, but that might be months from now.

(trust me, Jim, that last bit will help)
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No. 13012 ID: bde1b8
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13012

>Ze apples are in trouble?! Dizastrous!
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No. 13015 ID: bde1b8
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13015

>Right zis way, intruder, right zis way!
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No. 13016 ID: f42c4e

>>13015
Well let's follow him, Jim.
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No. 13018 ID: 9a71e2

>>13015
Get in box.
Lose memory.
Cause PIME TARADOX
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No. 13022 ID: bde1b8
File 124848571223.png - (98.17KB , 701x683 , 44.png )
13022

This place is kinda scary.

>Hmm hmm savink ze appelz, savink ze apples~
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No. 13038 ID: 06b21e

>>13022
Jim, ask Gunther if he's seen Gnome.

If he hasn't, you're en route to him.
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No. 13039 ID: bde1b8
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13039

>Vait, vait. How are ve helpink ze plant lady zere? Vith magic and dreaminks?
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No. 13040 ID: 9a71e2

>>13039
I'm actually a unicorn, transformed by evil magic.
The apples are magical and can change me back.
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No. 13078 ID: ed8d8a

"Well, I don't know THAT much about sentient plant biology, but I am pretty sure she would benefit from some water"
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No. 13088 ID: bde1b8
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13088

>You be needink vater? Oh vell, zat's not zo hard.
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No. 13089 ID: bde1b8
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13089

>Zere! Vater! All you vill ever need!
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No. 13091 ID: 5e64a9

>>13089
Ask Gunther what the other buttons do. Or the capsule chamber. Or anything else. Pump him for information!
Also, splash some water in Clarice's face, I guess. Or stick her hand in water after putting her in a comfortable position.
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No. 13107 ID: bde1b8
File 124851587338.png - (46.84KB , 545x383 , 48.png )
13107

>Vell, ze Red button locks down ze room, and ze blue button makes ze vater come from ze ceilink. Hittink eizer button again vill reverse ze effects. Ze Purple button opens und closes ze stasis pod over zere.

As he answers my questions, I set up Clarice in a comfortable position, so she can get plenty of water. I am not sure if it will help or not, but there's really nothing else to try.
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No. 13108 ID: 5e64a9

>>13107
"Stasis pod? Neat! Can you show us how it works?"
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No. 13111 ID: 71f3d6

>>13107
You'll have to fertilize her, better get creative.
And by creative I mean killing Gunther and using his blood. He's just an subcutebold so it doesn't matter.
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No. 13112 ID: bde1b8
File 124851740721.png - (46.21KB , 545x383 , 49.png )
13112

"Stasis pod? Neat! Can you show us how it works?"
>No, I can't be showink you how ze pod vorks! You're an intruder!
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No. 13114 ID: bde1b8
File 124851744777.png - (54.84KB , 545x383 , 50.png )
13114

>Und I am paid very vell for shootink ze intruders.
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No. 13118 ID: 1afd58

>>13114
Noooo, gunzer!
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No. 13131 ID: 1afd58

>>13112
Gunther, Jim, whichever of you survives, cactuses don't do well with constant access to water. In fact, it tends to kill them.

Clarice will die in that pool of water if she is anything like a real cactus.
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No. 13363 ID: bde1b8
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13363

HELP ME PLEASE.
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No. 13365 ID: f42c4e

"IF YOU KILL ME... YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THE LOCATION OF THE LAND OF APPLES."
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No. 13367 ID: bffa2a

"Come here and look deep into the water and I'll show you"
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No. 13372 ID: 06b21e

You're less than two feet from him.

The crossbow is worrisome, but not a particularly useful melee weapon.

Sword his knees off.
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No. 13556 ID: 5816b2

Distract him with the cries of "Look behind you, there's a three-headed apple tree!" then knock him about the back of the head when he's looking.
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No. 13968 ID: 33bb8b

Dude, its a single shot crossbow. you have like thirty seconds to fuck him up before he can reload.
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No. 14021 ID: 7eda8b

>>13363
Hug Gunther
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No. 14643 ID: 5e64a9

>>13363
Inform Gunther that you can't possibly be an intruder, because you're friendly!
Also, HE let YOU into the tower! So if you are an intruder, then he's been helping you, so logically he must shoot himself!

And while he is contemplating this, try to grab his crossbow.
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No. 17936 ID: 1afd58

>>13363
Wield CLARICE as a spiky club!
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No. 19543 ID: bde1b8
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19543

I draw my weapon, and he draws a knife! Before he can defend himself, I quickly slash into the back of his leg.

...Its a shallow cut, but it should slow him down a little.
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No. 19591 ID: 335096

>>19543
Take no shit little dude, Knife him the face!
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No. 19930 ID: bde1b8
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19930

I spin around to hop onto the edge of the coffin, that I may batter stab his head. He counters with a powerful back swing as he falls to one leg, hitting me with the hilt.
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No. 19931 ID: bde1b8
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19931

I stumble back, but my armor seems to have saved me the brunt of the blow.
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No. 19933 ID: 1afd58

>>19931
Gnome throttle Jiflignslngn
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No. 19935 ID: 335096

We need a ranged attack. Throw the Orb at him, quick!
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No. 19948 ID: bde1b8
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19948

>>19935
Should I really...? Well okay!
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No. 19951 ID: 335096

>>19948
Now! While he's stunned! Knife his eye out!
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No. 19952 ID: 1afd58

>>19948
You dumbass, now we can't talk to Jim. Who gets us now?
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No. 19980 ID: 0ad0c0

>>19952
We're bouncing back, right? Right? I was kind of hoping Gunther would catch and we could get him to go to the void..
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No. 19982 ID: bde1b8
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19982

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No. 19985 ID: bde1b8
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19985

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No. 19986 ID: bde1b8
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19986

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No. 19989 ID: 1afd58

>>19986
Grats, Jim. Of course, you can't hear me.
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No. 19990 ID: 335096

Go Jim! You are the Bold that will pierce the heavens!
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No. 19993 ID: 197650

GNOME WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE SHADOWS GET OUT OF THE SHADOWS GNOME
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No. 20002 ID: bde1b8
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20002

...Hello Quest.
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No. 20005 ID: 1afd58

>>20002
Hi Gnome. Be cautious. That monster over there is no unarmed rabbitgirl or confused woman.
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No. 20006 ID: 335096

>>20002
Hello Gnome. Introduce yourself to the nice people and help finish gunther off once and for all.
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No. 20014 ID: bde1b8
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20014

>>20006
>Finish of Gunther.

The little boldling did that for me.
>Gunther has been eliminated!

"Hello, Boldling. My name is Gnome. How are you?"
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No. 20016 ID: 1afd58

>>20014
Offer to help him help the girl, wait for a moment of weakness, throttle from behind. Preferably when he puts down that knife.
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No. 20019 ID: 335096

>>20014

Inspire the boldling with tales of Infinity General Driblis!
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No. 20026 ID: bde1b8
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20026

"Mind if I help with the girl?"

"Yes, thank you! That would be great."

He has sheathed his knife. Should I end him?
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No. 20027 ID: 1afd58

>>20026
Push him facefirst into cactus girl so he gets all stabbed, then throttle from behind.

That is the way of the tiny warrior.
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No. 20028 ID: 197650

RUBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE SHADOWS GET OUT OF THE SHADOWS RUBY
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No. 20031 ID: 335096

Stay good gnome, stay good! We'll all team up and go fight crime together!
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No. 20032 ID: 06a38b

Take the dead guy's knife.
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No. 20088 ID: bde1b8
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20088

Knives are so much less fun.
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No. 20089 ID: 335096

>>20088
We'd best just be hugging that bold, gnome.
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No. 20092 ID: bde1b8
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20092

I can't feel their pain with a knife. The grinding, the squishing... I think I am killing the cactus too. This is a two-fer!
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No. 20095 ID: 335096

>>20092

Hey gnome, continue to not look behind you for... say, another 20 seconds or so? Make sure you take your time killing those dudes too, so they dont die in that 20 secs.
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No. 20104 ID: bde1b8
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20104

>>20095
Voices, sometimes I think you are trying to get me killed, with how you word things. I think the cactus is on her last legs. Just gotta grind it in a bit more...
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No. 20106 ID: 5ef71a

>>20092
Yeah, just stay focused on that boldling... don't turn around...
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No. 20108 ID: f44349

>>20104
Just keep doing what you're doing...
Niiice and slow... You wanna, um, make them suffer! Yeah, that's it.
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No. 20110 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20104
Uhhhhh.
Why not savor the moment, Gnome? Draw his pain out. Nice and slow. That's right, savor every moment of his pain.
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No. 20111 ID: bde1b8
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20111

>Gnome has been eliminated.
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No. 20114 ID: 335096

>>20111
Oh Snap!
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No. 20119 ID: 9ac8e2

>>20111
... Told you she'd kick your ass.
Ruby! See the orb, sweetie? Grab it!
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No. 20126 ID: 3c9ddf

Was he trying to kill them by rubbing them really hard together or what?
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No. 20128 ID: bde1b8
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20128

>Clarice has been eliminated.
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No. 20130 ID: c80cec

Who has the orb?
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No. 20133 ID: 335096

No one, I dont think.
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No. 20137 ID: 5ef71a

>>20128
Poor Clarice ;_;
Ruby, if you can hear this, save Jim!
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No. 20139 ID: 06a38b

Finish killing the kobold.
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No. 20140 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20128
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No. 20141 ID: bde1b8
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20141

RUBY and JRINIFIBLIN are the survivors of ROUND 1.

They will advance to ROUND 4.

CONGRATULATIONS, RUBY, JRINIFIBLIN! A WINNER ARE YOU.

ROUND 3 will commence sometime around next sunday.
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No. 20142 ID: f44349

>>20128
Oh nooooo! D:

QUICK, RUBY SAVE JIM
...unless he isn't in mortal danger from his wounds in which case:

HUG JIM
READ NOTE
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No. 20143 ID: 5ef71a

>>20141
>ROUND 3 will commence sometime around next sunday.

So tomorrow then.
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No. 20144 ID: 335096

>>20141
Looking forward to it man.
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No. 20145 ID: bde1b8

>>20143
A week from then.
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No. 20153 ID: 3c9ddf

>>20141
I demand Clarice's ressurrection! A cactus can reproduce itself by being cut into pieces, so there should be a bunch of small Clarices running around.
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No. 20235 ID: bde1b8
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20235

Minired has named them, from left to right, Charles, Coconut, Casey, MiniClarice, Cthulhu, and Charon.
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No. 20575 ID: 1afd58

>>20092
>>20104
>>20128

No! Don't make him touch me! He saved me!

His face touches my chest, and I feel like I should be happy. I did what the ball told me to. I was a good girl. He saved me. He was helping me. When he fought the other man, I wanted to help. I wanted to fight too. But I can't move anymore.

His face... he's bleeding. He's bleeding on me, because of me. His touch feels good, I wish I could touch him without hurting him. Why is that other boy doing this? I don't want to hurt anyone. I just want to be held. I just want to be saved.

I just want to be a good girl.

The water is too much. I'm... I can't really see. The blood is dripping... I think he stopped rubbing but I can't tell.

I don't even know his name... I'm sorry... your face...


I'm sorry...
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