Also, remember, take us off.

Sweet dreams Rocco, we love you!

>>318779
Yeah, wouldn't want you getting accidentally sucked into the orb or anything.

Y'know, in your sleep.

Rocco 2011/06/27(Mon)22:55 No. 318786 ID: 950529
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Yeah- uhm- I remember that she said that- uh- painting was a gift from a student.. So- uhm- yeah, it was probably someone with a crush on her again..

That- That is a weird poem!

So- uh... Is that it?
I'm just going to take you off and sleep now?
We took all the necessary precautions.. I can rest in peace- but- uh- after this entire day of worries it feels weird to be able to just- just... just close my eyes and sleep.

Man it's supposed to be a song!

You're a pretty bad singer it seems

Just... be careful where you put us ok? You'd have a harder time explaining us than explaining your penis.

>>318786
I worry about taking us off and not putting us in your bag first. She might see us and pick us up for a moment, then all bets are off. By design we help whoever holds us.

If you think we can sleep with our literally endless banter, then keep us on. If not, shove us under the mattress before she gets out of the shower or after she goes to sleep.

Guess we're pretty bad at conveying songs. Whatever, poems do just as well.

Little boy blue, come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack, fast asleep

twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are.

>>318787
Eh I probably didn't sing it right.
Anyway take us off and go to sleep so that Rachel find us in the morning

>>318796
You know that poem was originally about the light from the star guiding Death to those souls it must reap, so to speak, yes?

>>318792

Well, seeing as how he got us from the internet, I'm not so sure we're that hard to explain. He could just say that we're a sort of newfangled radio device, but his is on the fritz and picks up wierd stations or seomthing.

>>318793
>by design we help whoever holds us
Nope, we've fucked up minds before by being annoying and horrifying and grabbed crucial information from a gambler to cheat in a game of cards

we help ourselves to whatever entertains us at the time

>>318805
also drove a giant magma worm insane so it impaled itself on a spear.

Suggestion 2011/06/27(Mon)23:10 No. 318808 ID: a5a1cd
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>>318786
Are we offering up music to fall asleep to now? I like this one.

Just close your eyes and breathe slow, let yourself gradually relax. Take us off or not, whatever makes you more comfortable. Tomorrow is another big day, but for now you're safe in a large and comfy bed. Enjoy it.

Man, you're already tucked in. If there's anything else that needs doing, we'll worry about it eight hours from now. It's not right to make a person get out of a bed that nice ahead of time.

Rocco 2011/06/27(Mon)23:29 No. 318813 ID: 950529
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Okay- I'll- uh- I'll put you under this pillow.
Thank you for- uhm- for the lullabies, and- uh-
Thank you for all your help, and for staying on my side.
I love you too.
mwah
Good night, orb.

Ow. My balls. I think he turned me gay.

Did we just get smooched?

I think that's the first time anyone's ever actually kissed the orb before...

First kiss~

So what you guys wanna talk about?

>>318825
I had no idea Rachel had a short skirt. I'm curious whether or not she was aware of it. Also, what's up with the kitty undies? Yeah, they're cute... but... Ah, nevermind.

Rocco 2011/06/28(Tue)00:17 No. 318828 ID: 950529
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...


..O...

...Orb?

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Are- Are you there?

no

Wow. She moves around a ton in her sleep.

Just slowly move her legs off of you. She's probably too deep in sleep to notice.

Rocco, take a deep breath, then tell us what the fuck is going on.

What the hell is this? And who in gods name is that?

She's a thrasher. Well, shit.

>>318829
Say hi to the dorm head.

it seems the dormhead came over for... some reason.

Looks like she and the Dormhead partied hardy.

Just shove 'er offa you.

Yes, Rocco? What is it?

>>318840
Oh wait, I didn't see that second post. Who the heck is that on the lower right and what's she doing here? What's going on?

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

First, explain WHAT THE FUCK is going on.
Then, find out WHO THE FUCK is that girl.
After that, GET THE FUCK OUT from under Rachel, but WITHOUT WAKING HER.
Finally, SORT THIS SHIT OUT and get your own uniforms and bedroom, this is SOME DANGEROUS SHIT.

why is there a third lady in this room? is thar Emily or Ricci?

I...think that's Emily right there leaning on the bed with her head down...

This is pretty awkward.

Also adorable sleepshifting Rachel, I must have!

>>318829
Wake Rachel up.

Shove rachael off, then poke her with us.

>>318853
OH GOD THIS, NOW I REMEMBER WE CAN ENTER PEOPLES DREAMS! AND CONNECT THEM!

...agreed. Touch us to her. This will be so interesting it isn't even not funny.

>>318829
oh shit
Rachael making the bed a complete mess when she sleeps? You know what they say, she fucks like a tiger! Pun intended.
Rudy's a lucky dude if the relationship develops. Besides the whole closet furry thing if it wasn't a complete joke and had a semblance of truth. Well Rudy might be the same so hey~o for him too then.

Yeah, poking Rachel with us may allow us to ease her sleep such that she lays peacefully.

However, right now there's some other person kneeling at the bed. We should see what's up with that.

gentlemen, i belive we all missed the point of this "early" call.

i am guessing it is somewhere near 5 PM. you have the option of being up earlier that el presidenta, or later, in order to hide your gender.

if you wake up earlier that her you may give a good impression and will be able to hide your gender better, except it seems we have a visitor. if she doesnt have the least of privacy neither will you, and feigning sleep till later would be safer.

slowly drag yourself to the bathroom, check the time and stay there enought to acess the situation.

Put a pillow under 'er.

Also if you do poke her with us, don't hold on.

If we make contact guys, can we please remember not to shout "ROCCO HAS A PENOR." We don't want a repeat of what happened with Ragnor, do we?

>>318893
Yes. Yes we do.

>>318900
Fine, but the blood of all those innocents will be on YOUR hands this time.

>>318912
We can always rely on secret transsexuality:
not loved by parents, fear of not being accepted etc.

>>318829
Man, you should have used more of those pillows so this wouldn't have happened.

>>318924

don't be silly, of course it would have. Rachel obviously wants to be all over Rocco.

how 'bout we don't give away the big secret first chance we get.

Why does this happen in every quest? I mean, really?

Look at it this way Rocco, you can probably see her breasts because her top is so loose.

pillow under rachels legs, slip out(ooooh), get dressed, rabbit punch intruder.

or just ask her what the fack she be doin all up on yo bed.

Drag the intruder out of the room then shout "STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU!!!" in her face.

Fluster adorably, and stutter "DIE RAPIST" before pitifully slapping them. Then collapse into a stuttering fit and blush. Hopefully they'll instantly exsanguinate from the CUTE OVERDOSE. Then check their wallet to find out who they are.

>>318829
Now that I see you all flustered and blushing I think im going to ask this; do you have an erection? Like right now?

That could gravely complicate this situation.

Steal all the pillows. Build a defensive encampment.

Rocco 2011/06/28(Tue)17:07 No. 319107 ID: 950529
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Wh- Okay- I'll- I-
huff
I can't- I can't move her leg... C- Come on.. No.. I- Am I this weak? N- No no, I just- I need to- Now-
hnnnff-
Aaaaah- I can't- It- Ah- The blanket is all tangled too. Wh- What else can I try?

That- That does look like Emily. Wh- I don't- I don't know why she's here...

...
hhnnfff--
Aaaah, why is Rachel this heavy?!
No- I don't- I don't have an erection now- I think-

Touching her with the orb? But- But isn't that- I mean- When I did it with Ricci she could hear my thoughts- Is it okay because Rachel is sleeping?

Augh-!

I'm sorry Rocco, it turns out Rachel is a professional wrastler and you have fallen right into her deadly leg grasp of wrastling. There is no hope of escaping her now.

>>319107
>Is it okay because Rachel is sleeping?
I don't know. Maybe! Let's find out.

Keep us to yourself. It is a very bad idea to touch us to anyone else, or even hand us to them. As you said, they could read your thoughts, which could give you away. And, if you merely handed us off, some voices might feel the need to sabotage your secret.

You could try sliding out head first, you'll fall onto the floor, but it might get you out of there, even with Rachel, and the blankets tangled.

Now that I think about it why is this a major situation? Just go back to sleep and pretend none of this happened.

Dear god. How heavy IS she? She must be made of STEEL.

>>319118
... yeah, is it like 5:55 am or something?

>>319121
mmm she must have strong legs~

yeah as long as she isn't kicking you in the kidneys while she sleeps this isn't really a problem you seem to be covered, just accept the that she likes to spread out or can you not sleep like this?

Rocco 2011/06/28(Tue)17:48 No. 319129 ID: 950529
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I'm- I'm sorry, orb.. I- uh- I wake up and I- I panicked.
Were you sleeping too?
I- I won't- uh- I won't bother you next time it happens.

I don't know what time it is.

Oh- I can get out like this.

grab your waistband to make sure you don't also slip out of your pants.

>>319129
careful pants falling off.

>>319129
If there is a will, there is a way! Escape! Escape to FREEDOM!

No Rocco, don't go! There is nothing but a black void there!

Check the status of their breasts

well if you get out now it looks like you wont have a sleeping spot when you get back. so hope its almost 6

wiggle out of that blanket and curl up in a corner. go to sleep.

when rachel awakens, she will be overwhelmed by the cuteness, and the need to protect your frail form. she will ask you (why the fuck your curled up in the corner), and you shall relate to her the story of the nightime creeper.

this is the best way to make rachel do your work for you.

Rocco: Fall out of bed and wake everyone up.

ALSO, RETAIN YE PANTS, LAD!

>>319129
Wake up Rachel. Kick her in the side, gently.

>>319129
We don't ever sleep.

EVER.

>>319140
We just wait.

>>319142
Trapped in our own little orb with no input, no output, only blackness and silence.

It's not so great, really.

Suggestion 2011/06/28(Tue)18:17 No. 319149 ID: 0d7a83
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>>319143
Don't worry Rocco it was just a shitty Chuck Norris reference.

Rocco 2011/06/28(Tue)18:20 No. 319150 ID: 950529
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Yeah- okay- uhm- Right, yes-
Oh- My pants- I'll pull them up all the way.
Uhm- Yeah, alright.. I- I guess I'll try to- I'll sleep some more in the corner.
I hope I'll get enough sleep...

Uhm- I put you away because- uh- because you told me to, but- I mean- if you are lonely I will keep you with me. We can sleep together.

okay. get back to sleep. you got a busy day tomorrow.

>>319150
Blow on her belly. Just lift that shirt up a little bit and give her a full-on raspberry on her bellybutton.

>>319150
She drools too. :o

>>319154

ix nay on the belly-button...ay. dont want to do anything like that, despite how awsome it would be to watch rachel awaken screaming out choked laughter...

>>319150
If there's a clock in the room, you might check the time before going back to sleep. Is it the middle of the night, or...?

Rocco 2011/06/28(Tue)18:39 No. 319166 ID: 950529
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I don't see a clock.. She said something about having an alarmclock, but I forgot to ask about it. I could...
yaaaawn
I could check the laptop or her cellphone.

Uhm- I'd rather not bother Rachel like that- I mean... uh..




zzz zzz zzz

Gnite lil buddy. sleep well

Rocco 2011/06/28(Tue)18:51 No. 319176 ID: 950529
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That night I dreamt that I was a giant duck and everyone was angry because I kept getting in the way.

New Thread?

... i wonder what it means...

It obviously means he wants to fuck his mother. Although in a Reaver quest, that is a bit of a cheap shot.

Also, in before WHO DOESN'T?!

> reaverquest.
> dreams have meaning.

the boy just be havin some sad. he can deal.

>>319207
New thread, this one is over 1000 posts