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374340 No. 374340 ID: d6af4f

. It was a cold day, and soon to grow colder as the sun would set behind a veil of fog and cloud. Our story, however, takes place under the lifeless rock, where the sun neither rises nor falls. It is there that a kobold, at just the right age for a kobold mid-life crisis, would finish her work of hitting rocks all day. It was what she did today, yesterday, and, as probability would dictate, the next day.
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No. 374341 ID: d6af4f
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374341

At least, that would be the case, if not for a little odd, nagging feeling she gathered as she headed back to her cozy little abode that she crafted by, expectedly, hitting rocks for many days. This feeling was warm, joyous, as though she had walked into a calm celebration of a life well spent.

"It smells like stale gumdrops and dumb smiles in here. The hell are you doing, Chee?"
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No. 374342 ID: d6af4f
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374342

>"Shabin, oh! I was just - uh - doing nothing! Just laying about!

"Shut up and tell me what's the occasion."

>"It's christmas!"

The way that young cheelop said christmas was as though this were the greatest thing that ever happened ever forever, as she very obviously was working on something. If words were buckets, that 'christmas' bucket would be brimming with sugar and eggnog.

"So?"

And the bucket called 'so' would brim with absolutely nothing; it was as uncaring and flat as a frozen lake.
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No. 374344 ID: d6af4f
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374344

>"Shabin, I said Christmas! The time of goodwill and presents and presents and candy and everything good!"

Alas, poor Cheelop would never have the mental faculties to bear, with a calm demeanor, Shabin's less than christmasy reaction.
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No. 374346 ID: d6af4f
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374346

"I hate Christmas."
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No. 374347 ID: 2044df

Smack him in the face.
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No. 374348 ID: bfe7b2

wow dont be a scrooge
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No. 374350 ID: 453e62

OH. MY. TOM.
we must teach her the wonders of Christmas!!
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No. 374352 ID: 6a5a08

Shabin: Develop head voices.
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No. 374355 ID: d571c6

heresy
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No. 374356 ID: b02f1d

IT'S BAD END ALREADY AND WE'VE ONLY JUST SEEN THE OPENING

AAAAAA
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No. 374357 ID: 6e44d2

CLEANSE THE HERETIC.
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No. 374359 ID: d6af4f
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374359

The thoughts of expectations, remorse and anger filled her, but as she did with so much, her calloused feelings simply brushed these aside.

"You heard me. It's nothing but stress. You're expected to give presents even if you don't know what others want. Then they so "ohh you don't have to go and get me anything!" but you do if you don't want to feel like a cruel pile of crap."

>"You're horrible, Shabin! You're so horrible!"

"Yeah, whatever. I'm going to bed. You don't have to get me something.I mean that. You're sappy enough, year round."
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No. 374360 ID: d6af4f
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374360

The sounds of Chee relentlessly working, despite Shabin's words, would keep her up for some time. Exhaustion would soon catch up however, and she would drift off to sleep, almost insultingly peacefully in the face of Cheelop's confusion and disappointment.
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No. 374361 ID: d6af4f
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374361

And then, Shabin would appear to have awoken, but no! She must be dreaming in spite of how real this appeared, as this is not where she had slept. She was in an ink black abyss, with only three doors standing conspicuously outward, each labeled as Past, Present and Future.
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No. 374364 ID: bfe7b2

you did it. youre a scrooge now i warned you bold i told you about the goasts
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No. 374366 ID: 453e62

to the past!
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No. 374367 ID: 3f976e

Looks like it's party time, Chee!
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No. 374368 ID: 3f976e

>>374367
I mean Shabin. It's party time. Hop to it.
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No. 374370 ID: 6e44d2

Let's venture... TO THE PAST-AST-ast-ast-ast-ast-ast...
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No. 374371 ID: 20f16f

past
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No. 374385 ID: d6af4f
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374385

"I'll go in the past door, because no one does right to left, or future to past. What a dumb decision."

It was a queer situation, but the kobold walked through the door as though she had done this very same thing before.
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No. 374386 ID: d6af4f
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374386

But, as soon as she opened the door, she was already inside, and no mortal could prepare themselves for such a sight!

"Wh-what the hell?! Wait, a-am I in hell?!"
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No. 374391 ID: d6af4f
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374391

A collosal demon, taller than the greatest spire, towered over the hapless kobold! Accompanying this creature was a succubus, vile by nature. Shabin could only fretfully wonder what either of these demonic entities would have with her!

>"Hey, Shab! I'm here to help you see the spirit of christmas, how ya doing? I'm the ghost of christmas past." the great beast, more gargantuan than any building the bold had ever seen, bellowed.
>"And I'm the assistant ghost of christmas past. Hello, Shabin!" the succubi rings, the tone of voice pleasant, yet often deceitful from her kind.
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No. 374393 ID: 453e62

stammer incoherently.
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No. 374395 ID: 6a5a08

Faint.
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No. 374397 ID: b3727b

Punch them in the snouts to assert dominance.
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No. 374404 ID: d6af4f
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374404

At a loss for words, our subject cannot seem to convey her feelings with her normal, calm demeanor.

>"I- what- no- who- wha- no.. I-I'm j..."

The thoughts raced through her mind the ways to cope, even such outlandish principles as punching each of them in the snout to assert her dominance! Alas, the mere sight of such horrible creatures was enough to cause the poor girl to faint.

>"Whoa, wait, what?" the great, darkened beast gurgles. That's not supposed to happen. Minci, did she really just faint in her own dream?"
>"I... guess so! Does that mean she's sleeping twice, now?"
>"Mind blowing. Uh... I guess we'll just do our thing anyway."
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No. 374407 ID: d6af4f
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374407

With their intent declared, Shabin, passed out in her own dream, dreams within her dream that she is in a familiar location.

"Wait a second... this is the gnoll camp! And.. that's me?"

It was her! Years ago, early in Shabin's life, it was a yearly tradition to gather around the dining hall and share a great turkey feast with her odd gnoll parentage.

>"Where's the damn turkey. Ain't a dinner without some meat, all we got is a a buncha shredded trees on our table." the great gnoll complains.
>"Hold on, dad! We've gotta say grace!"
>"The hell. Doesn't scarfin' down a turkey or two make me look thankful enough?"
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No. 374408 ID: 453e62

daww look how much you used to care.
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No. 374416 ID: e3f578

>>374407
I'm surprised baby you didn't turn your "R's" into "W's"
"We got to say gwace, Dad!"
It's good opportunity to eat some turkey though. Go steal some of your pop's turkey.
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No. 374441 ID: 6a5a08

Turn around.
Faint upon seeing Tom.
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
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No. 374443 ID: 1854db

>>374407
You're turning into your dad, Shabin.
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No. 374445 ID: 365adf

>>374441

+1 for SHAB-INCEPTION!
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No. 374450 ID: cf49fc

>>374445
BWOOOOOOOOOAHHHHH
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
+1 for Shabinception
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No. 374454 ID: 4bdd79

>>374441
This.
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No. 374469 ID: c7dc56

>>374407
Don't be a wuss, go fuck up the narrative and introduce yourself as future Shabin. Ask them to just spit out a summary of what you're supposed to learn.
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No. 374477 ID: 1854db

Can we not pass out multiple times thanks
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No. 374493 ID: 5ef398

Just sit back and observe for now. You were obviously brought here to see something.
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No. 374503 ID: 6e44d2

Is that Clamp?
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No. 374518 ID: cdb8cb

Engage Clamp derail!
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No. 374558 ID: 5ef398

Also, what's up with Shabin asking to have grace said? I assumed she ignored--or outright hated--gods and the sort of things that went with them, and it doesn't seem like the sort of thing she'd pick up from the gnolls. Shabin? Care to enlighten us?
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No. 374569 ID: d6af4f
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374569

The great beast notices how odd it was, that Shabin would have grace, of all things!
>"Yo, I didn't know you were into grace! I thought you ignored gods." it says.
"I did. How would I know? I probably just wanted to stall my dad. Grace doesn't have to be religious anyway."

Viewing this moment most surreal, Shabin ponders the best course of action! Dream or no, these were moments of precious childhood memories.

"I'm gonna eat Clamp's chicken."
>"Wait, Shabin!" The succubus pings, "Don't you wish to see what happens?"
"Uh, no, that was me, I was there, I know what happens, geez. I ask for a pickaxe, and my mother says "nooo you'll poke your eye out."
>"Too bad! You can't be seen or affect this scene, Shabs! You'll just have to watch, I'm afraid." Tom, the Goast Ghost of Christmas Past states.

The revelation that she could not be seen hit her like an unwanted group of children knocking on her door to sing terrible christmas carols, but she was no longer scared of these demon beasts. After all....
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No. 374570 ID: d6af4f
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374570

"Fuck off christmas ghosts it's my dream, twice."
>"Hey! Th' hell, who do ya th... wait, Shabin?!" Clamp chokes out.
"Yeah, and you never let me have any of your turkey, you big oaf."
>"Whoa, future me!" Little Shabin said, shocked and instantly believing. After all, her appearance was most unique, no other kobold was like her! "Tell mommy there's two of us now, and we both want picks!"

Of course! The matron and Chief Clamp always outvoted Shabin two to one! With this, it would be a tie, however, an idea crossed present Shabin's mind!
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No. 374571 ID: d6af4f
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374571

>"Succubus, I'm dreaming twice, right? That means there should be two of me around, dreaming this."
"Er... yeah, it could work like that!"

And so it was! The first dreaming Shabin appeared!

>"... whatever." The gnoll bluntly stated. "I'm the Chief, I get two votes. Yer not getting any pick axes."
"So do I, cause I bet you can't knock me out so easily anymore." Shabin retorted.
>"........"
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No. 374572 ID: d6af4f
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374572

And then, there were 3 present Shabins and 1 past Shabin!
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No. 374575 ID: a133a1

I think it's time for a Shabin Tournament.

Winner is the real Shabin, which we get to follow.
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No. 374577 ID: 453e62

looks like it's time for a little magic.
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No. 374589 ID: 2563d4

>>374572
Y'know, if you're going to do "it's my dream so I can conjure copies of myself out of thin air", you could bypass the whole thing and just dream yourself a pickaxe.
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No. 374590 ID: 365adf

Shabin Tournament, challenge 1: Conjure hundreds of Cheelops around you.

The winner will be the one who can't stand it the most.
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No. 374599 ID: c2c011

>>374572
Haha! Now he's severly outnumbered, get him!

Time for some good old christmas vengence where we get some payback and some boiled goose.
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No. 374603 ID: d6af4f
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374603

Multiple Shabins, all with the realization that she can control her very dream! If she can make more of herself, after needing the mere excuse of being able to do so, who knows what she was able to do? She focused as hard as she can, but no pick axes appeared, and no Cheelop's materialized.

>"Not so fast, Shabin! You may have found a dreamy loophole, but I can prevent you from just summoning whatever, like this were some kind of lucid dream! This is a CHRISTMAS dream!" the ghost of christmas past boasted to her.

But it was not lost, she had displayed she had some control, after all!

"Okay, father, mother, it's 4 to 3. She gets the pickaxe."
>"Oh, fine." the matron, now present, allowed, peculiarly accepting of these events."
>"Yayyyy! I'm gonna go tear down a mountain!" little Shabin cried, running off enthusiastically.
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No. 374604 ID: d6af4f
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374604

>"AUUUUUGH MY EYEEE"
"Oh right, I did poke my eye after all." Shabin remarked, recalling the events that transpired.
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No. 374605 ID: c2c011

>>374604
Well it's a valuable learning experiance. It will teach her/you to keep your head and eyes out of the way of a possible bounce away from the wall.

Now lets find some of the bigger kids that used to pick on you and make them eat some gravel!
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No. 374607 ID: 945b17

Just saying it now, we should go to the future next.
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No. 374611 ID: 437934

does that mean you just altered the past to give yourself a badass eyepatch in the present, or did you have no such luck?
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No. 374618 ID: d6af4f
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374618

Although her past self may have sustained injuries most grievous, this was indeed a simple dream, and nothing would last except what Shabin would learn. Except that whatever the great ghost of christmas past had planned, Shabin was greatly unimpressed!

"This dream sucks, ghosts. Yes, I wanted a pick axe back then, and this scene is sort of like back then, but gnolls don't celebrate actual christmas. Seriously. They're gnolls. Oh, and the matron? She's acting all nice here. She's usually stern and stubborn. You completely got her personality wrong, she acts nothing like she looks."
>"Well geez, you're no fun! I think the lesson here is that you are a scrooge. Minci?"
>"Don't be too hard on her! She must be so confused. Besides, you like things flipping around like this! Let's bring you back to the main room, Shabin."
>"Yeah okay I guess you're right. It's cool Shabin, see you around!"
"Wait a sec, I wanna beat up some kids around here, the-"
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No. 374619 ID: d6af4f
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374619

Alas, Shabin's desire for revenge would not be allowed, and she finds herself in a familiar room."

"The hell was that." she remarked in her usual fashions. "They were getting all friendly with me, like we had already met, geez."
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No. 374621 ID: c2c011

>>374619
Lets go push future Chee down a stair, that should be fun and amusing.
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No. 374622 ID: 453e62

become super jealous of how so many people have bigger boobs then you.
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No. 374625 ID: 2563d4

>>374619
You're still in at least one layer of dream. Spawn another you and go through both doors.
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No. 374630 ID: e3f578

>>374619
I can't tell if this is a pause
Is this a pause?
I bet it's a pause

When you get to the present, do whatever you wanted to do with a clone. I'm sure you've always wondered what it'd be like partying with a clone, even if it is pick walls all night. Remember, this is probably the only dream where you've been lucid enough to manage to have willing fun. Let's have some fuuuuun.
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No. 374638 ID: 5ef398

Go through the Present door. Like you said, no one does Future-to-Past.

Besides, if I remember my Christmas Carol, you'll want to save Future for last.
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No. 374639 ID: d6af4f
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374639

Having decided, Shabin is left hoping that this lesson would be more fruitful than the last! Knocking herself out to spawn another one of her, both Shabins walk on through, to the FUTURE-TURE-ture....

"We're going to the future, Shabin 2."
>"What about a christmas carol, and never going future to past?"
"Fuck it. This door better have Chee inside so I can push her down some stairs."
>"Dibs."
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No. 374642 ID: d6af4f
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374642

>"BEHOOOLD, I am the great dwarven hero, Powerstonefist Hugebeardaxe the third, son of Powerstonefist Hugebeardaxe the second, son of Powerstonefist Hugebeardaxe the first! I am the ghost of christmas future, the greatest miner the dwarven race has ever produced, and the wielder of the golden pick axe!"
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No. 374643 ID: 453e62

oh, this guy actually may have something important. greatest miner ever could teach you some awesome mining techniques.
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No. 374645 ID: 9c7c3b

But gold makes a terrible material for mining! It's very soft! And would deform after just a few strikes!
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No. 374647 ID: 20f16f

>>374645
unless it's magical gold
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No. 374648 ID: 437934

not buying it unless he can back his words up.
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No. 374649 ID: 5ef398

Challenge him to a mining (or drinking) contest. Bet that, if you win, he skips the friggin' morality lesson and gives you that kick-ass pick.

(cheat by switching out with your clone when you start getting tired/drunk)
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No. 374652 ID: c2c011

>>374642
Well this is your dream, sort of, so your rules apply and all that. So channel your rage over dwarves being total assholes towards everything and kick the shit out of him, then steal his golden pick axe. After that inquire in the whereabouts of a an old lady version of Chee that you can push down some stairs.
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No. 374653 ID: e3f578

He's less of a wielder of the golden pick and somehow the only dwarf to have the hilt of anything stuck in his fucking skull, through his goddamn helmet. Can we have the dwarf that has the ability to mine a person's skull with a fucking hilt as our guide please? Not some royal, self-proclaimed douchebag mining prince?

Golden pick axes suck worse then wooden ones. What kind of fucking miner are you if you use that for real instead of symbolism. Is that thing just enchanted? I bet it's enchanted to not be malleable. What a pussy, using an enchanted pick axe. My god, I have more problems with this dwarf at face value then I do with an elf of any kind, what shitty kind of dwarf could possibly even have that ability?
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No. 374656 ID: d6af4f
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374656

Her resolve set, and willingness for sappy christmas morals low, Shabin dares confront this dwarf!

"I bet you I can mine faster than you! If I win, how about you skip the morality lesson and give me that pick, which I assume is magic gold or something!"
>"Ah, but young kobold, this can be yours, all you must do is take it."
"What? Is that some symbolism? What kind of dwarf are you? A sucky kind, I best."
>"I shall ignore that, as this is an event for you! Allow me to show you the future!"


[i]And so a vision formed, in which Shabin 1 and 2 saw future shabin, mining away.


"I don't get it. Am I supposed to have a kickass pickaxe? That's not a kickass pickaxe."
>"No. Here, you are old, years have gone by, and you have never reached out to grab a golden pickaxe."
"Man, I suck at that mining. How did I get worse? Man, lift that pickaxe, geez."
>"As I have said! You have grown old, and though your skill has only improved, your body grows weak."
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No. 374659 ID: 453e62

"and what does this have to do with christmas? everyone gets old"
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No. 374662 ID: 437934

so he's basically saying that after only a handful of years, your weak, pathetic body is inevitably gonna reach its limit and begin to wither away, eventually leaving you dying slowly as you watch it all happen, unable to do anything about it whatsoever.
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No. 374663 ID: 437934

oh, and also, merry Christmas.
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No. 374665 ID: c2c011

>>374656
Hmm, that's true. You do get old eventually. Unless... I know! You must set out to become immortal and all powerful! Or well at least immortal and un aging. Guess you're going to have to go full lich or something.
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No. 374668 ID: d6af4f
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374668

"So what you're saying is that I have to go out and become immortal."
>"No, ya foolish kobold! Think! What was your first thought upon walking through the door of the future, what have I said, and what is missing from this scene?! Think, lass!"
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No. 374670 ID: 453e62

that you need to train harder and get that gold pick before you die?
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No. 374671 ID: 437934

you're missing strength in your arms required to swing the pickaxe in an efficient manner?
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No. 374673 ID: c2c011

>>374668
Well we wanted to push someone down a stair. So... a stair I guess?
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No. 374674 ID: e3f578

"I need to order Chee around to do my mining for me? Because my first thought was pushing Chee down some stairs and Chee is sort of missing from here and I can't seem to poof her in. Oh my gods, being fucking nicer to Chee is the sappy lesson? Man, fuck you, I'm good friend, a little moody and shit, but Chee's used to it. She isn't some fucking pussy as much as someone would think, she can take a hit and a few insults like a real friend can. She knows I already appreciate her, the way a gnoll-bold can."
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No. 374675 ID: d6af4f
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374675

"That I'm not strong enough? That I need to train harder? That I need to get the gold pickaxe before I die?"
>"THERE ya go! I thought ya'd never get it!"
"I want to push Chee down some stairs. I don't see Chee here, and I swear, the lesson here better not be about Chee. She knows I appreciate her."
>"Nay, Chee is not the lesson, do what you will about her. Here she is. Now shut up a moment first, this bits important."

>"Oh, there you are, Shabin."
>"Chee."
>"How are you doing? I thought you were done. Anyways, you want to go to the dwarven lands tomorrow? You always talked about that."
>"... I'm tired, Chee. I'm too tired. They'll just kill me, anyway."
>"Yeah, you always said that, too. I guess you're right. Well, there's always tomorrow."
>"Yeah."
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No. 374676 ID: c2c011

>>374675
Is this some shit about realising dreams? Because it seems like something crappy like aim higher than just being a fuck awesome miner. Anyway, we got a Chee to push down some stairs, so lets get to it!
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No. 374677 ID: 437934

pshh. dorfs ain't all that bad. once you get used to the stench.
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No. 374678 ID: e3f578

>>374675
So you need to fight all the dorfs to get through to the golden axe?
Oh that's easy, just send you into berserk mode, kill everyone in the fort and take it. Have Chee heal you for back-up and Chop and a few of his apprentices to have for physical back-up. He'll be up for it, good practice.
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No. 374679 ID: cdb8cb

The future has revealed itself. The dwarves are hogging the golden pick axe. You must go kick their asses!
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No. 374682 ID: d6af4f
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374682

Shabin looks around for stairs, but there are none in sight! Pushing Chee off will have to wait.

"This better not be about realising dreams. About some crap about being better than a miner."
>"Oy, you brick headed bold! Why would I, the greatest of miners, come to you to try and get you to be somethin' 'better' than mining?! Ain't a profession more honorable! Keep watchin'!"
"You're too damn cryptic. I can't watch your damn running jumps of logic. Do I need to fight dorfs to get that golden pick axe you're hogging?"
>"OY. The golden axe is a metaphor, ya git! It's dwarven trainin', ya fool! The miner makes the pickaxe, not the other way around! You've gotta take the 'golden pickaxe' of opportunity and quit bein' such a coward about 'ohhh noooo the dwarves'll kill mehl like a prissy princess. Yeesh, these things are better if ya figure it out yerself, but yer too dimwitted!"
"You're cryptic as hell, geez. How was.. forget it. Crap, Chee's already back in our room. Timeskip to the next morning or something, there's stairs nearby our door that Chee walks by.

>"Have it yer way!"
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No. 374683 ID: d6af4f
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374683

"There. Get ready for some pushing, Shabin 2."
"Yep."

>"Hey, Shabin, wake up! You're sleeping all late. Shabin. Shabin. Wake up. Shabin."
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No. 374684 ID: d6af4f
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374684

>"Shabin... no..."
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No. 374685 ID: d6af4f
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374685

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No. 374686 ID: c2c011

>>374685
It's time, you know what must be done. Shove her!
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No. 374687 ID: e3f578

Surprise her by telling that your old self died, but that your time-traveling one didn't. Apologize preemptively for ruining the crushing, shocking moment that Chee just realized she won't get to see her best friend ever again, if we don't count time-traveling selves. But that's okay because everyone dies, some disappointingly, but hey, that's life.
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No. 374688 ID: 453e62

feel bad.
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No. 374689 ID: 2563d4

>>374685
VIOLENCE!
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No. 374690 ID: 437934

it's just a dream. no harm will be done. you know you want to.
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No. 374692 ID: cf49fc

>>374685
Don't let this overplayed story halt your resolve. SHOVE HER!
SO SAAAAAAAAAAD
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No. 374693 ID: d6af4f
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374693

"Chee."

Shabin reached out, and the direct interaction alone made her visible to this old, future Chee!

>"Shabin?! What?! You're young again?! Not a ghost, I can feel you... um..."

Old, future Chee looked down the stairs, as though she knew of Shabin's intent!

>"Shabin, I don't know what's going on, but, uh... if you're not dead, can you promise me that if you're alive, you'll go to the dwarves? Like you always wanted, like you always talked about?"
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No. 374695 ID: d6af4f
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374695

.... "Yeah. Yeah, I promise, Chee."
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No. 374697 ID: d6af4f
File 132468129683.png - (63.13KB , 700x700 , 33.png )
374697

It was a dream, she told herself, and she knew it was true. But it was a promise, nevertheless, as she shoved her best friend down the stairs like it was old times. Dream or not, she knew that the this event is far from impossible to happen in reality.

>"Thank you, Shabin."
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No. 374701 ID: c2c011

>>374697
Nobody sane should look that happy while being pushed down some stairs. Anyway, guess we will have to show up to the dorfs and show them what mining is really about. Then take a break to show them how drinking is done and then lastly how a drunken berserker rage armed with pick axes is properly done.
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No. 374702 ID: 453e62

now time for the middle door.
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No. 374704 ID: 437934

>>374701

...and this all may as well be purely the product of Shabin's mind. good grief, lady, you have a twisted sense of friendship.

so are we done here or what?
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No. 374706 ID: d6af4f
File 132468317070.png - (46.88KB , 700x700 , 34.png )
374706

The thoughts floated in her brain, and she felt a need to mutter to herself, to say it was alright.
"Cheelop's training to be a battle healer. She's gotta take hits. So I help train her by pushing her down the stairs and watching her heal herself. This is nothing new, we do this often."

Shabin turned to face the dwarf, to challenge him to mining, drinking and just about everything. She was in little mood, and it was just as well, she had no chance for such a thing before she was whisked away to the main room. There was no decision making of course, this time, and so she entered the present.
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No. 374707 ID: d6af4f
File 132468329536.png - (39.54KB , 700x700 , 35.png )
374707

What saw her now was the least imposing sight, a funny little animal creature on its hind legs, with the eyes of some kind of horrible insect!

>"Hey, Shabin. I'm the ghost of christmas present. Which is a little weird, because I'm not dead, but I've been put up to this anyway. Probably Tom, that bastard."

It mutters to itself, not minding that Shabin did not know that Tom was, in fact, the very demon of collosal height, given a name more befitting to one with a manly physique. Nor did Shabin know why this creature and the demons spoke to her as though they have already met! They did, of course, but that was neither here nor there.
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No. 374711 ID: 5ef398

Ears has insectoid eyes? Huh. Never noticed.

Also, pull on his ears and/or slug him. He loves being pestered, trust me. Why, Tom screws with him all the time, and they're "best" "friends". :I
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No. 374714 ID: 1854db

Be nice to Ears. Err. Don't be physically mean to him, anyway.

Tell him you have no idea what he's talking about, and that he should get to the point.
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No. 374715 ID: c2c011

>>374707
Knock out his front teeth and then ask what the fuck he wants and why you should give a fuck.
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No. 374723 ID: 437934

just don't imagine his eyeslits are sideways jaws that will expand into a gruesome pair of giant, tooth-lined maws that lead to the darkest abyss that would turn you mad to even look at.
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No. 374730 ID: e3f578

this is the part where you have to have to party with yourself, if you know what I mean. You already got the lesson, sorta, so really the only thing left to do is do whatever you've possibly wanted to do to your self in the third person, if you could. You know, things like dance, put down some drinks, have a cool fight with each other, maybe just make out a little, you know, the stuff everyone would do with a clone.
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No. 374734 ID: 5ef398

>>374730

>maybe just make out a little
Nice try kiddo, nice try.
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No. 374736 ID: e3f578

>>374734
Hey man, I'm just listing all the stuff everyone would do with a clone
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No. 374738 ID: d6af4f
File 132468674116.png - (66.02KB , 700x700 , 36.png )
374738

Thoughts of partying with herself occurred, of course. After all, this was the closest she would ever come to being able to converse with herself! Yet she was not so enthused. In truth, she felt little desire to do exactly that. Perhaps she did not love herself as much as she should. It was this thought that somehow brought a motion oddly familiar to her.

>VIOLENCE

>"AUGH WHAT."
"That felt good.
>"Why?! You just met me! You ripped off my ear, even! Augh!"
"What. Your ear is fine. Don't be so protective. I'm going to call you Ears."
>"... let's view the present."
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No. 374739 ID: d6af4f
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374739

The vision swirled and materialized until she looked around to find herself... in her own room!

"I'm in my room."
>"Yes."
"Where I am currently."
>"Yes."
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No. 374741 ID: 1854db

>>374739
Sneak a peek at what Chee is making. Angrily.
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No. 374742 ID: e3f578

I said you didn't have to converse with yourself. In fact, if there's a little self-loathing involved, fighting yourself is one of the bigger, bestest things to do with yourself.

Make it your Christmas present to yourself, and deal with that self-loathing. Let Chee get some revenge too as a gift to her, because you do appreciate her naive. SO wake yourself up with a punch after discussing this with Chee.
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No. 374745 ID: c2c011

>>374739
Knock Chee out, then go sleep in her bed. Stupid little bugger should be sleeping, not be up and do whatever stupid crap she's doing.
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No. 374749 ID: 5ef398

Finally find out what Chee is doing!
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No. 374753 ID: d6af4f
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374753

>Punch yourself

"Wha?!"

Her fist went right through, and she didn't feel a thing! Yet that should have worked, all up to this point! Was it because she didn't expect it to work? Were the fates just toying with her, with inconsistencies?
>"Geez. I'm surprised you didn't just go look at what Chee's making."
"I really don't care. But fine, I'm taking that as a hint."
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No. 374755 ID: d6af4f
File 132468793683.png - (60.94KB , 700x700 , 39.png )
374755

"A broken stick. She's getting me a broken stick. Great. Dumb kid."
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No. 374757 ID: 1854db

Looks more like a broken pickaxe handle to me.
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No. 374763 ID: e3f578

>>374755
Aww, she's trying to make a pickaxe from the heart.
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No. 374769 ID: d6af4f
File 132468973395.png - (46.30KB , 700x700 , 40.png )
374769

A broken pickaxe handle, of course! She thinks that maybe Chee was attempting to build her a new pickaxe.

"All I see is a broken stick. She'll have to be at this all night. I don't see the point in seeing this."
>"Hell, I don't know either. I hear it ties up in the future, though."
"Been there."
>"What, really? Are you going backwards? What kind of insane person does the future before the present? Er..."
"Yeah, if there's nothing more, then..."

Before Shabin could complete the sentence, Chee cuts her off!
>"Oh, Shabin, you're still asleep? I'll finish this tonight, but I need a break... you're such a heavy sleeper. It's a good thing, too..."
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No. 374770 ID: d6af4f
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374770

>"Otherwise I couldn't get away with this."
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No. 374771 ID: d6af4f
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374771

".... WHAT."

What a feeling, and what a revelation! She knew she had felt that odd warmth during the nights, but she had always passed it off as a good nights rest, yet it had always been Cheelop sneaking in snuggles behind her back!
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No. 374772 ID: 5ef398

SNUGGLES! =D
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No. 374775 ID: 1854db

>>374771
Well you've realized that you don't really like yourself that much, and here you have someone who does. And then in the future you die and leave her all alone.
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No. 374786 ID: 5ef398

>>374775
Ja. Even a cold-hearted jerk like you ought to be tearing up at this. Chee's the only person to care about you in the slightest since you left Clamp, and you've spent your entire time together ignoring her. Hell, she's the closest thing you've got to family in this place--annoying and little-sistery, maybe, but family all the same. Give a little kindness back, whydon'tcha?
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No. 374790 ID: d6af4f
File 132469242983.png - (38.79KB , 700x700 , 43.png )
374790

>>374775
>>374786
... I'm really horrible, aren't I.
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No. 374791 ID: d6af4f
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374791

>"Whoa, geez, are you crying? Why a-"
"Shut it! Yeah, okay. I've seen enough. Get me out of here, Ears."
>"You know, my name actu-"
"Don't care. Out."
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No. 374793 ID: d6af4f
File 132469254244.png - (69.58KB , 700x700 , 45.png )
374793

And so Shabin slept through the night, not waking up until the morning came, finding Chee facing away from her with her head pointed down...
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No. 374794 ID: 5ef398

Prepare to find a pitifully-made but heartwarming pickaxe. Also, Chee looks like she could use a hug. Just sayin'.
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No. 374796 ID: 3c585f

push her down the stairs.
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No. 374797 ID: cdb8cb

Push her down the stairs.
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No. 374800 ID: 5ef398

Also, Don't beat yourself up too much about being such a jerk--it won't help anything. Better to focus your attention on not being as bad a jerk in the future.

(Note that this doesn't mean you can't be a little bit snarky. We're not asking you to give your personality a complete overhaul. We're just saying you ought to take the edge off, is all. Be kinder to your friends.)
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No. 374804 ID: 6a5a08

Hug her down the stairs.
COMPROMISE
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No. 374808 ID: d6af4f
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374808

"Chee, what are you doing?"
>"Shaaabin, I'm sorry! I was working so hard on your gift, but I couldn't do it! I found a spell, and it was supposed to imbue my secret present to make it all powerful, but it's a hard spell and I know I can do it but not on christmas day and--!"
"Chee, we're stepping outside. I want to show you something."
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No. 374809 ID: d6af4f
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374809

>"Oh, um, by the stairs? Um, Shabin, uh, what are we going to do by the stairway?"
"It's a su.. ah, hell with it."
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No. 374810 ID: d6af4f
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374810

Tp!
>"Ahhh Shabiiiiinnnn!"
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No. 374811 ID: d6af4f
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374811

>"...huh?"
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No. 374813 ID: d6af4f
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374813

"I don't care if you couldn't imbue a pickaxe in time. You don't need to get me anything. Even though I'm always a jerk to you, you're always way too nice for me. You're my best friend."
>"Wh-what?! Do you mean that?! About being my best friend?"
"Yeah. Merry christmas, Chee."
>"M-Merry christmas, Shabin!"
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No. 374814 ID: 7c31d2

Awww
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No. 374815 ID: 6a5a08

Good End
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No. 374817 ID: 5ef398

And God bwess us, evewy one! :3
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No. 374818 ID: b3727b

I d'aaawwed :3
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No. 374822 ID: 1e04fc

>>374809
POMF
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