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397652 No. 397652 ID: 178c80

Gentlemen...
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No. 397653 ID: 178c80
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397653

Behold!
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No. 397655 ID: 178c80
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397655

After some very irregular experiment involving void-bomb and a immovable rod, I have managed to become an omnipotent god!
I can do -anything-. Now that there are so many possibilities, I have no idea what to do!
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No. 397656 ID: 5eea01

Eat a double down.
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No. 397657 ID: 58a693

fart in a cup
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No. 397658 ID: f730a1

Create a universe of cat people and slowly blow it up.
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No. 397659 ID: 55c4cf

make cats
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No. 397660 ID: e6da3c

>>397655

Give yourself the PERFECT FORM
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No. 397661 ID: c8a6d1

Pee on everything.
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No. 397663 ID: 178c80
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397663

I am already perfect!

With shake of my awesome hand, I'll create a galaxy. Inside the galaxy, millions of planets with seas of piss and people made out of cats!
Man, that was fast!

I could just blow it now eh?
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No. 397665 ID: 58a693

Fart in a cup
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No. 397666 ID: 55c4cf

no, you must experience the cat people's lives
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No. 397668 ID: c8a6d1

>>397666
Call all the cat people Bear Grylls
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No. 397669 ID: 23e4da

Find your father.
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No. 397676 ID: 178c80
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397676

Oopsie fuck! It seems that they got too advanced too fast! And they are not friendly. Shit!
What now?
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No. 397680 ID: b85f8c

>>397676
Blow up half of them. Then let them breed so you can blow them up again.
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No. 397693 ID: 0006f5

gently lick the inhabited worlds
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No. 397694 ID: 496845

Make an entire race of incredibly advanced, incredibly handsome tech-warriors based on you to force them to simmer down.
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No. 397696 ID: c8a6d1

Blast them with your omnipotent piss and flood their world
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No. 397698 ID: 55c4cf

become a cat, meow a lot
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No. 397702 ID: 178c80
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397702

I will blast half of their population away with piss! Fuuckers!
However, the attack is blocked by one of the ships transforming into some faggy mecha!
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No. 397705 ID: c8a6d1

Aren't you omnipotent? PISS MOAR UNTIL THAT SHITNUGGET IS WASHED AWAY.
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No. 397706 ID: 5887f3

Change the laws of physics in a way that the mecha can't function!
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No. 397707 ID: 23e4da

Create your own world devouring starship of doom. And then blow up their planet it a completely unrelated way.
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No. 397709 ID: 496845

>>397702
There's only one way to defeat a faggy mecha.

And that's an even faggier mecha.

With your powers, instantly form the faggiest mecha to ever and that will ever exist.
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No. 397720 ID: c2c011

>>397702
You must summon up a monster and have it battle their Mecha after you have made it grow to humogous size! It's the only way you can beat them.
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No. 397736 ID: 178c80
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397736

Very fucking well. I'll just wreck him/her/whatever!
Gentlemen, behold!
T-SYSTEM Super-Galactic Very Cool World Annihilator Ultra Deluxe!
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No. 397737 ID: ed57e8

use your best attack right off the bat. none of that slowly using better ones shit.
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No. 397739 ID: 178c80
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397739

Let's wreck his shit!
What do?
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No. 397742 ID: a43a6c

>>397739
Missiles. All of them.
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No. 397743 ID: 2563d4

>>397739
Spritz him in the face with a spray-bottle of water.
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No. 397746 ID: c6ec33

>>397739
Catnip missiles to overload their defenses, followed by hyper-velocity balls of yarn.

Except that the heart of the balls of yarn are singularity warheads.
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No. 397747 ID: 067a04

>>397742
>>397743

Combine these ideas.
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No. 397748 ID: 496845

Shit up his nose.
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No. 397749 ID: b85f8c

>>397739
Start punching him. Transform your hands into drills too, to prove you can drill better than that stupid cat.
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No. 397750 ID: c2c011

>>397739
FIRE ZE MIZZILES!!!
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No. 397784 ID: ec0bf5

Taunt them and their sad, sad lives
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No. 397787 ID: 063c28

>>397748
At high velocity.
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No. 397927 ID: a1d7ad

>>397742
>>397746
FIRE EVERYTHING!
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No. 397930 ID: affb00

Oh shit he's got a drill.
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No. 397932 ID: 39ddbc

Ask them what there problem is. You created them now they're attacking you. Whats up with that?
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No. 397964 ID: e440a4

Just be all like "Woah, guys, this got outta hand real fast. What is the deal? You guys need something? I'm basically your god here. If you don't need anything in particular, keep on keepin' on, I'ma peace out."
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No. 398000 ID: b9d767

"Fools! Ungrateful louts! I created you, this universe and everything you know! You should be glad I didn't decide to anniahlate your entire race after that affront. So you think you can face a GOD? HA! Perhaps if you amuse me I might grant you my favor. Now, HAVE AT YOU!"

QUASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR CANNOOOOOOOOOOON!
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No. 398023 ID: 410a04

Uhhh.... meditate on inner peace and your place in nature?
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No. 398075 ID: 178c80
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398075

Teraton nuclear missiles are go! All missiles are intercepted!
I educate him in pain and futility! He just tells me to shut up and believe in them. Fuck them!
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No. 398077 ID: 178c80
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398077

"Fools! Ungrateful louts! I created you, this universe and everything you know! You should be glad I didn't decide to annihilate your entire race after that affront. So you think you can face a GOD? HA! Now just die!"
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No. 398078 ID: b85f8c

>>398077
Use your VOID ENERGY BLAST!
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No. 398079 ID: ed57e8

OMEGA VOID ANNIHILATOR!
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No. 398089 ID: 178c80
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398089

TOTAL INFINITY VOID ANNIHILATOR!
He blocks it with a drill! No, you don't need to tell me how drill works!

Time for coup de grĂ¢ce! What do? They are having very hard time!
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No. 398091 ID: ed57e8

shoot a beam from your other hand the other way so that it goes all the way through the universe and hits them in the back.
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No. 398092 ID: b85f8c

GRAVITY CRUSHER!
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No. 398096 ID: 9e4787

Air purifier. This place stinks.
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No. 398100 ID: 673411

TELL THEM YOU HAVE NO NEED TO BELIEVE IN ANYONE BUT YOURSELF, THEN SHOW THEM THE DRIVE OF A MAN WHO BECAME GOD.

UNLEASH YOUR HOTBLOODED OMNIVERSAL HEAVEN AND HELL YOTTA-GALAXY BREAKER PUNCH.
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No. 398101 ID: 178c80
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398101

I was about to fuck them up with a good ol' gravity crusher! However, they broke my stream of void and became a galaxy!
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No. 398102 ID: 178c80
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398102

The galaxy became a super-super-massive black hole and it's ruining the universe!
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No. 398103 ID: 178c80
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398103

Fuck.
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No. 398104 ID: 178c80
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398104

BOOM!

[ End of line. Thanks for reading ]
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No. 398122 ID: affb00

>>398104

That can't be the end! Tory hasn't woken up from his wildest dreams yet!
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