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41411 No. 41411 ID: f2de2f

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No. 47189 ID: 9d07d9

>>47187

Some of em may like it rough.
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No. 47215 ID: f2de2f
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47215

>if they're bad, they get punched in the nose!

"DO AS I SAY OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE!"

Hehe... They're all nervous now. Now I can make them do whatever I like!

Kobold 1: She got Jakus...

Kobold 2: He's our best warrior...
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No. 47217 ID: 43d730

>>47215
Pick them up for the same sort of nuzzling.
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No. 47228 ID: 64f8ae

"Now come along with me!

If you're bad I'll bop you in the snout, but if you listen you might get to nuzzle tonight~"
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No. 47236 ID: cf44da

>>47215

Tell them that if they're good, they'll get some cuddling.
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No. 47277 ID: 1689ab

Tell them to pack up camp and all their belongings and to come with you. Also, ask them if there are any other settlements around. Have them provide a map of the area to suppliment your own.
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No. 47289 ID: f4963f

>>47277
This one.

And after ensl- er, visiting a kobo village or two, let's return to our fort~
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No. 47305 ID: f2de2f
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47305

"Pack up camp and all your belongings and come with me."

Kobold 1: O-okay...

Kobold 2: Whatever y-you say...

>ask them if there are any other settlements around.

Kobold 1: Sleeblis' camp is toward where the s-sun comes up.

I get the feeling of doing something vaguely dirty even though I know I'm not...
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No. 47310 ID: 64f8ae

>>47305
Let's go grab those 'bolds too then, and come back with all of them.
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No. 47311 ID: 62ec90

Yeah, you're doing something dirty.
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No. 47315 ID: f4963f

>>47305
Eastward, baby!
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No. 47318 ID: 7eda8b

Ask how many there are.
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No. 47319 ID: cf44da

>>47305

Considering that everyone else in your party is fucking like rabbits, what you're doing is nothing by comparison.

Just relax and roll with it.
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No. 47320 ID: 1689ab

Ok, from now on their names are Slave 1, Slave 2 and Slave 3. Lets go investigate this camp
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No. 47325 ID: fb5d8e

Rape Jakus to establish dominance.
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No. 47347 ID: a1ac99

>>47320
While it will be true when we get back, I think it's a bit much.

They'll also be more loyal if we don't treat them like actual slaves; asking instead of ordering, stuff like that.
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No. 47401 ID: f2de2f
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47401

After gathering all the kobolds and all the supplies, they obediently do as I say and lead me to the next camp. I think I like being in control~
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No. 47406 ID: 62ec90

They misspelled your name. Beat them for their failures.
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No. 47410 ID: 1689ab

Appoint the female kobolds incharge over the male kobolds. It always helps to establish a chain of command.
Now, let's go investigate this other camp.
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No. 47424 ID: cd08c0

>>47347
We want to establish dominance. Make them know who's boss. None of this 'asking' crap.
What we SHOULD do is keep them firmly in line with threats of violence, but reward them with some love when they do really well.
Let's foster some Stockholm Syndrome!
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No. 47430 ID: f2de2f
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47430

>They misspelled your name.

No... My name has always been Nako. Were you pronouncing it wrong or something? Noko isn't even a goblin name...

>Appoint the female kobolds in charge over the male kobolds.

Why bother? I'm in charge of them all. That's all they need to know.
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No. 47435 ID: 62ec90

Amxu is a lying whore then. She said it was Noko.
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No. 47438 ID: 15f6d6

Okay, let's lead them to victory somewhere. Do any of them have anything even remotely worthwhile?
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No. 47443 ID: cd08c0

>>47430
Well, anyway, let's go off towards that other Kobold Camp and dominate them, too. Then we'll take them all back home and make them cook dinner.
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No. 47449 ID: 62ec90

Go back and get your sword you stupid.
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No. 47450 ID: 43d730

>>47430
Let's get these guys settled in first.
Grab your sword and stuff you dropped on the way back, and make sure they keep up with you.
Also keep watch over them tonight.
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No. 47452 ID: a1ac99

>>47424
Dominance comes from subverting them. Fear causes them to dislike their lot in life, causing them to foster stupid thoughts like, "escape," "assassination," or, "sabotage."

It doesn't take much to slit five throats over the span of eight hours of what would otherwise be sleep. Especially not with seven or more of them to plan it.

But maybe you're right. Who knows?
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No. 47461 ID: 9d07d9

>>47452

I don't think Kobolds put that much thought into it.
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No. 47473 ID: f2de2f
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47473

It's easier to find my things with a horde of minions.

Thidibi-jerbin... is... us... found it for me.

Should we head back with this group or go gather another camp?
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No. 47474 ID: 7eda8b

This is fine. Go home. Your pals are probably going to be ambivalent about sharing food with seven kobolds, much less a ton more.
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No. 47477 ID: 43d730

>>47474
Well then forage on the way back?
Look for berries, or bones, or dead things or something.
Keep a sharp eye out for quiche.
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No. 47479 ID: 0e5b97

>>47474

What? No! Get that other camp first! Remember to question your bolds about the other camp. How big? Weapons? The usual.
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No. 47481 ID: 15f6d6

>>47473
Lets grab another camp!
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No. 47482 ID: e14717

It's plenty, what are we even going to do to feed more?
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No. 47513 ID: 4553b2

>>41411
TO THE OTHER KOBOLD KAMP!
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No. 47514 ID: cd08c0

>>47473
The more the merrier! Let's go enslave us some more kobolds!
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No. 47519 ID: 1689ab

Go to the other camp
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No. 47554 ID: f2de2f
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47554

I have Jakus and his band show me to the other camp. This one has some armed kobolds, but all they have is stone spears and I have a real sword!
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No. 47555 ID: d2781d

Just offer them nose rubbings and a safer home.

We'll create a society with goblins as the ruling warrior caste and cutebolds as the peasants. That is, i'm assuming they're smart enough to teach them how to farm and build things past their stone age tech level.
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No. 47556 ID: 950eaa

Tell him to come here and you will nuzzle his velvety soft nose.
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No. 47557 ID: bffa2a

>>47554

That's great! We couldn't do this without it.

Put the sword hilt between your breasts and push them together. Now seductively lick the pommel. Make little moaning sounds.
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No. 47562 ID: cd08c0

>>47557
Oh god THIS.

Nako, it's obvious by now that everyone in the clan fills a niche.
Amxu is the Leader.
Stozo is the strong one.
Ozud is the smart one.
Atu is the batshit crazy one.
Nako, you're the hot one. For gods sake TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
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No. 47563 ID: cf44da

>>47554

Noserub them into submission!
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No. 47568 ID: f89869

>>47562
>>47557
>>47556
>>47563

Whores. ಠ_ಠ
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No. 47570 ID: 9d07d9

>>47568

It isn't harlotry, it's just using our massive charm.
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No. 47578 ID: 1689ab

Tell them to come with you peacfully and maybe... MAYBE they'll get to be as happy as their friends here.
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No. 47580 ID: f2de2f
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47580

Maybe I'll try an alternative to fighting...
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No. 47584 ID: cf44da

>>47580

...Proceed.
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No. 47587 ID: 476456

DANCE THRILLER! THEY'LL HAVE TO FOLLOW IF YOU LEAD!
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No. 47589 ID: 43d730

>>47580
See, this is why...
You know what? Nevemind.
Flash them.
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No. 47591 ID: 5696d4

>>47589
>Flash them
With a grenade
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No. 47603 ID: d2781d

Begin operation noserub!
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No. 47607 ID: cd08c0

>>47580
Rub their noses. They seem to like that.
Tell them that you're just trying to start up an iddle biddy citadel, and you need their help, and won't they pwease, pweeeease help woo..?
Then give them boob hugs.
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No. 47608 ID: bffa2a

>>47580

Quick, use the sword >>47557
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No. 47615 ID: f2de2f
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47615

"I'm just trying to start up an iddle biddy citadel, and I need your help, and won't you pwease, pweeeease help me...?"
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No. 47616 ID: 476456

>>47615
I think you like them more than you're letting on.
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No. 47618 ID: fdc826

>>47615
If you keep this up, we're going to have a fucking army of kobolds following us.

...let's just hope some of them know how to farm and hunt.
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No. 47619 ID: cf44da

>>47615

You are now our team's designated diplomat.
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No. 47622 ID: 9e9b47

>>47615

Let's hope those kobolds aren't all female.
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No. 47624 ID: f2de2f
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47624

"HEY! Apparently you don't understand how this works! LET ME GOOOOOOOO~!"
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No. 47626 ID: 476456

HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT...oh right there were fifty of them.
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No. 47627 ID: cf44da
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47627

>>47624
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No. 47628 ID: 9e9b47

>>47624

Let's send our kobold off to get help! Maybe we can get Ozud to come save us.
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No. 47629 ID: cd08c0

>>47624
DON'T PANIC. They're kobolds. What's the worst they can do?
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No. 47631 ID: 78ef88

>>47629
They can rape her 'til her nose bleeds! :O
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No. 47632 ID: 45afb1

>>47624
Tell them your nose itches. Ask one of them if they can scratch it for you, but make sure they do it gently... and slowly. And try and look as cute as possible, though that shouldn't be too difficult seeing as you can't get much cuter then how you look now. <3
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No. 47635 ID: cd08c0
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47635

>>47632
WOW, this reminds me of something. What was it? Some kindof situation? How did we get past it?
Well, it's probably not important.
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No. 47643 ID: a1ac99

>>47632
>>47635
Do one of these two. It will be hilarious.

For even better results, do the second one and use the first as an excuse.
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No. 47657 ID: f2de2f
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47657

"Don't mind me... I just have a little itch..."
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No. 47687 ID: 1689ab

Try breaking free. Really, kobold ropes? Come on.
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No. 47692 ID: 15f6d6

Lick it's face.
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No. 47700 ID: cf44da

>>47657

Problem solved.
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No. 47702 ID: 476456

You're enjoying this arent you...
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No. 47800 ID: 192956

>>47657
Apologies for being so mean, you just wanted to offer them a good place to live with very few elves.
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No. 47806 ID: 7eda8b

Unhinge your jaws and swallow it whole.
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No. 47868 ID: f2de2f
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47868

>Unhinge your jaws and swallow it whole.

Oh wait... I can't do that...

Kobold: AAAAHHHHHHHHNNNN~
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No. 47869 ID: f98e0b

NOW TEACH HIM ABOUT ACTUAL SEX

MANUALLY
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No. 47873 ID: 950eaa

Tell them to untie you and we can all have a bit of fun!
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No. 47874 ID: bffa2a

>>47868

Proceed, something is happening. It's grown all red and swollen.
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No. 47876 ID: f2de2f
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47876

Kobold Horde: It's hurting Dalajleemus! GET IT!

OOF! Watch it! Heheheh... Don't that tick- ARGH! DAMN IT!
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No. 47878 ID: 5696d4

>>47876
>Tickles
This won't end well. Fuck your genetic diversity, Nako; you're getting your medicine.
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No. 47880 ID: bffa2a

>>47876

You have consumed them in your bloated amorphous body. Now digest all their pants off to sate your hunger.
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No. 47882 ID: 695d24

>>47876

What happened to our seven kobolds?
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No. 47883 ID: 5696d4

>>47882

Batshit scared, that's what.
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No. 47884 ID: d2781d

Turn it into a noserub fight. It's your only chance.
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No. 47887 ID: f2de2f
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47887

I'm not sure what happened... But I think I won.
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No. 47888 ID: 5696d4

>>47887

In nine months, THEY will win.

Pillage their camp.
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No. 47890 ID: 476456

uhhhh...vICTORY!
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No. 47892 ID: 8ba93c

Become pregnant.
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No. 47893 ID: 695d24

>>47887

You lost your dignity. Again.
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No. 47894 ID: 197650

Check around the camp for useful resources, and tell the 'bolds to gather their stuff when they wake up.
Then make your way back to the fortress.
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No. 47896 ID: 950eaa

You lost your boob cover again. It was getting too small, but I suppose we should find it to keep up appearances.
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No. 47899 ID: f2de2f
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47899

I have conquered the vicious kobolds and I think this is enough for now... and my top is around here somewhere, it just got kicked off or something in the struggle.

The kobolds have stones spears and some shiny pebbles. That's about it...
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No. 47902 ID: 4553b2

>>47899
Have them bring all pointy sticks and shiny pebbles to the GOBLIN FORTRESS!
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No. 47905 ID: f2de2f
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47905

>Have them bring all pointy sticks and shiny pebbles to the GOBLIN FORTRESS!

HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I GOT!

Stozu: ...
Amxu: ...
Atu: FREAKIN' AWESOME! WHEEEEEEE!~
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No. 47906 ID: 4553b2

>>47905
Now set up a kobold farm next to the cat farm, and keep them as a secondary food source.
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No. 47907 ID: 43d730

>>47905
Have them all sleep in your room, like a giant living blanket of puppies.
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No. 47914 ID: 1689ab

>>47906
Set up a servant's quarters in either the weapon storage room or the regular storage room.
Introduce the Kobolds to the various hard labors they'll be enduring in the future. Hauling, breeding, mining, etc.
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No. 47917 ID: cf44da

>>47905

Tell them that as long as they do what they're told and behave, nothing bad will happen to them.
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No. 47932 ID: f2de2f
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47932

Amxu: It's getting a bit crowded in here. We'll need to expand.

Atu: Kind of like your ass.

Amxu: SHUT UP!
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