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447334 No. 447334 ID: 34cbef

Previous Thread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/437229.html

[Rerk] I can't believe you don't have a hyperdrive.

[Quint] I thought i had all i needed when she ordered it. Well atleast I have shields anyhow.

[Rerk] Goddammit, what the hell are we supposed to do now.

[Quint] What does a hyperdrive even look like?

[Rerk] It looks like a small series of tubes with a box in the middle.

[Quint] Is it supposed to be connected to my thrusters?

[Rerk] Yes, it boosts the output of power by feeding it a different type of fuel.

[Quint] Nope, don't have one. What do you suggest we do about getting to Yokoko then?

[Rerk] We can ditch the ship, i have a class 3 hyperdrive so it'll be a little over a week.

[Quint] I don't wanna ditch the ship, i still have payments on it.
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No. 447339 ID: bf54a8

tansform and combine.

or just stick them together.
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No. 447341 ID: 4a328b

Magic disguised as mcguyvering existing tech. CAPTAIN Q.:DIVERT POWER FROM SHIELDS TO THE WARP DRIVE!

b-but captain! we don't have a warp drive!

CAPT.Q.:I found a box with some wires in the glove compartment, so now, we do!
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No. 447641 ID: 34cbef
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447641

[Rerk] Alright, we chained them together.

[Quint] They'll be fine.

[Rerk] If this messes up the jump it'll kill us.

[Quint] It's fine, don't worry about it.

[Rerk] I am going to worry, unlike you i have no idea what will happen. You should have asked to see if it had a hyperdrive.

[Quint] Stop worrying about it, it won't hurt it or us just bumbping around down there. Now lets get outta deep space, we have seven days to kill here.
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No. 447646 ID: 34cbef
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447646

Awesome Froggy Dating Plan!!!!

Act cute and innocent to attract his attention. I think i gave him the wrong impression

Hang out with him and enjoy what he enjoys.

Flirt innocently with him.

Dress up to attract his attention. don't think the outfit was sexy enough.

Wear sexy lingerie in the hopes to attract his attention.

If all else fails, rape him and hope he likes it enough to stick with me.

----------------------------------------------------

[Abel] ... I really don't want to wear the frilly underwear unless i have to... why isn't anything working? Maybe i have to jump straight to the last one... but i don't wanna rush things... dammit abel, we've gotta do better then this. Errrrrrrrrr, WHY IS THIS SO HARD!? If i can't get him to hook up with me soon i'll go bananas!
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No. 447668 ID: 6e44d2

>>447646
Arrange an accidental nude encounter. Maybe tell someone to tell him to meet you in your quarters at 7:30, but then, when he shows up and finds you naked and wet out of the shower, shout at him that you wanted him to meet you at 7:50. Act all embarrassed and like that wasn't what you wanted to happen, but also blush a bit and be cutesy. If that doesn't work, then yeah, rape time.
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No. 447671 ID: d6c330

Don't fret Abel, frogboi is a little slow on the pickup! If it's any consolation, I think he finally figured out you were interested, at least.

Try talking with the little brother. He has to know more than anyone about Rerk, right?

Or try a swimming seduction plan. Frogship has to come with a pool, doesn't it? And sharks and frogs totally do it in the water.
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No. 447781 ID: 34cbef
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447781

[Abel] That's right, i'll ask the boy about rerk!
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[Abel] Hey, can i hang out with your brother?

[Rerk] Huh? Oh... sure, just hurry to the cockpit if something happens...

[Abel] Cool, i'm sure he'll be fi-

[Rerk] I mean it, if anything happens hurry to me.

[Abel] Okay, i got it.

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[Abel]welp, first time in a long time, right?

[Plipper] Hey, thanks for letting me out.
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No. 447793 ID: 34cbef
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447793

[Abel] Alright cutey, tell me everything you know about your big bro.

[Plipper] oh... uh... what do you wanna know?

[Abel] What he likes, what he dislikes, what kinda things he would look for in a girl- I wanna know everything!

[Plipper] uh... he likes... hamburgers... uh, he said he really liked the garbage truck... actually i don't think he likes the truck anymore. He gets angry when i try to talk about it.

[Abel] Huh, why is that?

[Plipper] I can't talk about it. He doesn't like it when i talk about the past... he dislikes everything about home... I liked home.

[Abel] Why'd you guys leave? Is it because of the steep doctor bills?

[Plipper] No, he has a hard time explaining it to me but it's like... uh... my sister... who isn't really my sister... uh... she decided not to stay on the planet no more... and like... uh... we can't get her back because she's to far away...

[Abel] uh... what do you think that means?

[Plipper] She left cus of candy or something, and in a game of tag she took the fastest ship and went to a very far away place! Oh, can you help me get her back? That'd be the best thing! Please help me get my not sister/sister back?
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No. 447796 ID: d6c330

Okay, it sounds like he's still pining for his last girlfriend. But that description is vague enough I can't tell if she actually ran out on Rerk, or if she died and he fed his brother a space age version of her going to a better place.

>She left cus of candy
Obviously the key bit. If we can figure out what kind of candy, it'll make sense.
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No. 447798 ID: 54c7e5

>>447796
I'm betting the candy was drugs.
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No. 447802 ID: 6a1ec2

This is obviously hard core Trader's Tongue. That kid is a trained veteran. He wants you to take a hit out on some crack whore who embezzled him of millions of bucks, and the only one who knows who she is committed suicide instead of fessing up. Your task is to reanimate the dead and force them to tell you their secrets so you can enact cruel justice on the hieress apparant.
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No. 447808 ID: 34cbef
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447808

>>447802
if i didn't laugh i'd be very dissapoint.
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No. 447841 ID: 34cbef
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447841

>>447796
>>447798
[Abel] Huh, do you know what kind of candy she was after?

[Plipper] It's a fancy candy that doctores give out. It has a really long name. Rerk has some of his candy around somewhere, he says i can't have any.

[Abel] Do you happen to know about this not sister of yours?

[Plipper] Not really, when she became my sorta sister that's when my head went bad and i had to go to cold sleepiness for a long time. When bro woke me up she wasn't there anymore... he tried to tell me that everything got older. I still don't get it.

[Abel]...hmph, this isn't really helping me much... Would your brother get mad if i asked him about this stuff?

[Plipper] I haven't really talked about it with my bro for a long time... I don't know what he'd say. You can always ask him.

[Abel] I just don't know if it's a good idea... I don't want him to hate me for knowing this stuff...

[Plipper] It might make him happy to talk to someone grown up about this stuff, he doesn't talk to me about it cus i don't understand it at all.

[Abel] I dunno... i'm still finding it hard to talk to him about liking him yet... I dunno... should i?
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No. 447843 ID: 54c7e5

Talk to him about what he's been going through! Dooo iiiit!
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No. 447898 ID: 58eac9

I feel impossibly stupid for not realizing he was talking about a Sister-In-Law.
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No. 448147 ID: 34cbef
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448147

[Rerk]No, you see five years ago they used to use droids in the security. But because of some sort of terrorism going on in the robotics labs they had to return to the rail fed gunn system.

[Quint] So, who owns the factories of those robots?

[Rerk] Well Grey Mage, they actually own everything.

[Quint] Ah hahah, so our little red haired monster put the cav-lock on stream lined robot security.

[Abel] Uh, sorry to interrupt guys but i wanna talk to you rerk. Can we talk in private though?

[Rerk] Oh... sure, go hang out with plipper- you'll love him.

[Quint] Sure not a problem.
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No. 448149 ID: 34cbef
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448149

[Rerk] What can I help you with?

[Abel] uh... er... I'm having a hard time coming up with what to start with and how to say it.

[Rerk] ... mkay, i'll give you a minute to come up with it then.
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No. 448164 ID: 6a1ec2

Are you... single?
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No. 448290 ID: 34cbef
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448290

[Abel] a-are you single?

[Rerk] ... yes, currently single.

[Abel] ... oh... so am I, heh heh.

[Rerk] Abel,how old are you?

[Abel] Oh, i'm twenty-four!

[Rerk] Tell me about yourself.

[Abel] Oh, w-well i grew up on a water planet with me, my father and my older sister.

[Rerk] ahuh

[Abel] Not much to say about my childhood, i played all sorts of sports and then i went to college along with my sister for a short time. After college was over i started a bar with my sis on urtz and after she moved away i ran the bar by myself.

[Rerk] mkay, and when did you notice me in all that.

[Abel] Oh it was three years ago, you were carrying around ship parts and helping build the shops... you even helped me build my shop... you were wearing a red vest jacket and you helped put my sink in...
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No. 448298 ID: 34cbef
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448298

[Rerk] Yes, i remember that briefly. That was when the station needed extra hands because of the Nackin invasion. This was a few years after I hooked up with the iron toads. We frequented Urtz alot.

[Abel] oh...cool

[Rerk] Wanna hear about my background?

[Abel] WOULD I EVER!

[Rerk]... alright, i'm gonna say this to try to get you're heart straight so this may be hard to take in.

[Abel] um, i can handle alot, i'm pretty sure my heart is straight.

[Rerk] Welp it starts with me being born. My family consists of a mother toad, a father toad, and about thirty tadpole children. We lived in a sewage drainage lake, along with the rest of the inhabitants that lived there. I'd say there were at least around a hundred families in that lake.

[Abel] ...

[Rerk] Well, the problem with people that lived there was that they all had issues- me included. You would get deformities, growths, cancer, tumors galore, anything you could imagine it was there. My family were the lucky ones who had to have the long history of cancer.

[Abel] Oh, wow...

[Rerk] Well about ten years later most of my birth siblings had died off leaving only me and a small handful of brothers. That was when my mother had another smaller group of five tadpoles. Plipper was born in that group, and he is the only survivor.

[Abel] ...that's sad...

[Rerk] Seven years later i started running a garbage truck, I finally got to own my own three years after that. When i was Eighteen, this was before i bought my own truck, I met a salamander girl who i liked very much. At Twenty five i eventually married her.

[Abel] uh...huh?

[Rerk] At the same time that's when we found out plipper had a brain tumor... I had to put him into cryo-stasis because we didn't have enough money at the time to take him to a real doctor. Me and sally, that's what her name was, well we lived happilly for over fifteen years... I would drive the garbage truck and she would make great burgers... I honestly, i mean honestly thought we were going to be together forever. I was not smart enough to see that she started to resent me after a while... Well things went to hell at the end of our marriage and she divorced me and took custody of the kids. I was soo struck down that I sold my truck, bought a this medical ship, thawed out plipper and ran off into space without a single friggin clue what I was going to do.
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No. 448299 ID: 34cbef
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448299

[Abel] I...i-i... what? Uh, what?

[Rerk] I'm fourty five years old abel, what i'm trying to get at here is that i'm old enough to be your father. It's cute that you have a puppy dog crush on me, but it's not what I need right now... I have a little brother who is the same age as my kids and the only reason i don't take him back home isn't because of the seizures, it's because I don't seem to have the guts to tell him that all his little playmates have grown up without him and have kids of their own.

[Abel]I-i-i... er...huh

[Rerk]... I'm not a smart guy, but i'm old enough to know what I need. I'm not... it's not you... I'm just not interested... I don't wan't the next week or so to be me ignoring you or avoiding your attention- i'm too old to get into drama. I don't want you to hate me, but you need to get someone... else.
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No. 448301 ID: 0c2247

>>448299
"It's not a puppy dog crush; it's been building for a long time. You've been burned before and don't want to be hurt again, but do you really want to be alone?
Still, I can at least help you raise Plipper."
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No. 448304 ID: 6a1ec2

It totally is a puppy dog crush. Shot down like a puppy. A puppy being shot down. Sometimes you just can't get everything to work out and you have to give up and move on with your life.
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No. 448305 ID: 6e44d2

>>448301
HAhaha! You're gonna try to respond to that?

Anyway, damn, I did not see that coming. The guy made his piece. Go to your room, cry about it if you must, then try not to be weird about it for the rest of the trip. He's right. He's way too old for you.
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No. 448307 ID: d6c330

Yowtch. Rerk's got baggage.

>Age difference
...since when is that relevant when pursuing an inter-species relationship? Half the time you don't age at the same time scale anyways!

>Rejection
...is this the point where you just rape him?
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No. 448367 ID: 4a328b

>>448307
Yes. I think you need to do the whole "I DON'T CARE" bit, Abel, and if that STILL doesn't work? Jump to the last item on your list.
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No. 448600 ID: 34cbef
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448600

[Abel] SHARK SLAM

[Rerk] OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Abel] I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, i really like you and i think you should get over your old baggage.

[Rerk] W-what are going to do!?
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No. 448601 ID: 34cbef
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448601

[Abel] I'm going to have sex with you.
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No. 448602 ID: 34cbef
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448602

This is a Hyperspace Moment.
It will take 7 days for the ship to leave hyperspace. Within this time you can entertain the characters that you currently roster. If there is a story to be told it will preform that before you are able to control characters independantly. After the short plot sequence you may take a single character around the ship and he will do whatever the audience suggests. If you do not wish to entertain your characters you may wish to pass up the hyperspace moment. If you do so, just suggest "skip" and then it will take the story directly to the time the ship leaves hyperspace.

Your current roster of characters are:
Rerk
Abel
Plipper
Quint
Eddison
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No. 448603 ID: d6c330

YOU GO FUZZY SHARK GIRL! Sex that stubborn mule headed frog boy up good!

>choose character
Plipper
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No. 448604 ID: 60fee2

Rerk
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No. 448605 ID: b7169d

Wow she really was meaning that last one.

Quint
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No. 448639 ID: 0c2247

>>448602
Rerk
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No. 448654 ID: 6e44d2

Quint.
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No. 448662 ID: 3aa036

Quint!
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No. 448670 ID: 84f944

Eddison?
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No. 448683 ID: 34cbef
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448683

[Plipper] What was that sound?

[Quint] Sounded like someone getting thrown to the floor.

[Plipper] Waddya think is going on in there.

[Quint] I'm not sure

[Plipper] huh...

[Quint] ...

[Plipper] ...what's that sound?

[Quint] Oh my
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No. 448686 ID: 34cbef
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448686

[Plipper] huh?

[Quint] Alright small fry, time to give'em their privacy.

[Plipper] Aaaawwwww maaaaann, i wanna know what's going on in there.

[Quint] Grown up stuff, you'll learn it when you're older. Lets go do something else while they do the dancing doormat.

[Plipper] But what are we gonna do?

[Quint] I'll come up with something, just give me a second...

>_______
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No. 448711 ID: 9718f3

Board games. If there aren't any just... uh... poke through Rerk's stuff like a nosy jerk.
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No. 448713 ID: d6c330

Obviously, we need to have some fun. Big, crazy fun. Have to make up for all that time you've been locked in a tube.
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No. 448714 ID: 533c7a

pillow fight!
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No. 448738 ID: 4a328b

>>448713
YES

Also while he's out we need to teach him the basics of Trader's Tongue--because it is just SO CUTE to hear a little kid talk like a hardened criminal, d'awww~
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No. 448777 ID: b7169d

In agreement for teaching the kid traders tongue, might as well let this be a lesson of discovery!
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No. 448795 ID: 54c7e5

Does the ship have cannons? Could teach him how to shoot them.
Yeaaah trader tongue.
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No. 449058 ID: 34cbef
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449058

And so quint takes plipper through a great day involving board games and pillow fights. At the end of the day quint decides to teach the young frogboy the basics of Trader's tongue, though he has taken an extreme liking to secret languages he seems to butcher the language completely. The first day is over, if you wish to skip the rest of Hyperspace moment just suggest 'skip', if you wish to continue to the next day you may choose from the roster.

Roster:
Plipper
Rerk
Abel
Eddison
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No. 449060 ID: d6c330

Rerk.

I want to see the aftermath, and his poor shell shocked face.
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No. 449062 ID: 0c2247

>>449058
Rerk
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No. 449073 ID: b7169d

Plipper is bestest pillow fightah.

Rerk
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No. 449077 ID: 6e44d2

Rerk.
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No. 449105 ID: 34cbef
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449105

You are now controlling Rerk on the second day of the long week. Last time with Rerk there was some drama, now lets see outcome of their "working on personal issues" segment.


[Rerk]...................................... I wonder what i should have for breakfast.
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No. 449106 ID: 0c2247

>>449105
Ok, so, you were raped and the only thing on your mind is breakfast?
This is troubling; the obvious answer is pancakes.
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No. 449118 ID: d6c330

Dang. That's quite a lot of lipstick you've sporting there, Rerk. At least, I hope that's lipstick.

How you doing, man? Feeling good?

>the obvious answer is pancakes
Yes!
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No. 449124 ID: 23d7fb

I can't help but wonder if that is just lipstick, or the results of our Sharky friend having Shark-like skin.
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No. 449247 ID: 54c7e5

Pancakes and bacon.
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No. 449278 ID: 7459d5

>>449105
Shark fin soup.
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No. 449305 ID: 34cbef
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449305

Rerk gets up without waking the sharky princess and falls into a routine that he hasn't in many years. He finds himself humming an old tune from his homeworld.
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No. 449307 ID: 34cbef
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449307

[Abel] Hey there good lookin, what you got cookin?

[Rerk] morning, i've got bacon right now.

[Abel] mmmmm

[Rerk] We're having pancakes

[Abel] mmmmmmmmmmm

[Rerk] maybe some eggs, and probably shark fin soup

[Abel] mmmmmmmmmmmm-WHAT

[Rerk] i'm joking on the shark fin ofcourse, you should get dressed before everyone else wakes up.

[Abel] I was kinda hoping... that we'd have some morning fun before that though. Maybe with you on top this time? We could lock the door~ What do you say?~

>______________
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No. 449308 ID: 23d7fb

I am terrified by this turn of events.
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No. 449310 ID: 533c7a

well let's eat first, gotta replace some lost proteins, yaknow.
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No. 449311 ID: d6c330

>>449305
He's bandaged now. That wasn't lipstick.

...totally worth it, I'm sure.

>Shark fin soup
She doesn't even seem to have a dorsal fin!

>Sexy times
Oh gods. Fuzzy shargirl funtimes... but burnt bacon. Why must life's decisions be so cruel.
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No. 449312 ID: f5832c

Apparently Abel just humped 45 years worth of stress right off Rerk, god knows what he'll be like they they do it while he's in a good mood..
right now however you probably need to replace some protein, so at least grab some bacon before getting some sharky love.
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No. 449351 ID: 34cbef
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449351

[Rerk] Hehe, sure- but i have to finish the bacon first.

[Abel] I can finish the bacon, you get that little froggy but over to the door.

[Rerk]mmmmmmmkay
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No. 449354 ID: 34cbef
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449354

[Abel] Bacon's ready, come and get it ~

And the two of them go at it again. You may choose another character of the roster to finish out the day, or.... ugh, or you can keep the same character and "Go through the motions"...

Roster:
Plipper
Eddison
Go through the motions
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No. 449355 ID: 533c7a

eat dat bacon. also ponder the hot grease.

and switch to plipper
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No. 449356 ID: bbee3d

Eddison. Definitely Eddison.

Who is Eddison anyway?
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No. 449358 ID: 34cbef

>>449356
everyone will find out when there is a general consesus for him
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No. 449360 ID: 886a4d

As fun as shark and frog sexy times would be I say Eddison.
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No. 449364 ID: d6c330

Oh gods, that bacon is hot and fresh from the pan! ...thank goodness she's got fuzz to protect her, or that would really hurt. Improbable genetic combinations save the day!

>Chose
Plipper.

Edison is gonna be the ship's computer, obviously. We'll get to him when we're good and ready.
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No. 449366 ID: b7169d

Eddison!
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No. 449373 ID: 34cbef
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449373

[Eddison] Alright, so it takes a bit to start up- sue me. It's one helluva morning anywa, wake up and find myself strapped to someone else's fat ass.

[Alison] Pardon me?

[Eddison] Oh, sorry- what i meant to say is a nice whale sized posterior.

[Alison] It's not like I volunteered to have you stuck to me, the tiny rockets did it.

[Eddison] Tiny rockets? Hahhah, those are called people you retard.

[Alison] Hey, i could run into turbulence and rub you against the dimensional wall, what do you think about that?

>_______
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No. 449375 ID: 533c7a

pffffffffffffffffft

wouldn't be here if you weren't built by a cheapskate and skimped on the hyperdrive.
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No. 449377 ID: d6c330

>Alison
>AI
>Introduced hugging someone against her

Welp.
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No. 449433 ID: 34cbef
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449433

>>449375

[Eddison] Hey, that was uncalled for. I'm a Fighter class- i'm not supposed to have one...

[Alison] Don't get me wrong, i know i should give you all sorts of pity in a pity party, but your not the one who has these things copulating in them. It's very gross and uncomfortable to watch.

[Eddison] So they're bumping thrusters eh? How bout you and I find a nice little moon and I unload your cargo bay~

[Alison] Tch, you're not in my league little ship. You would have better luck with fuel stations.

[Eddison] ouch, harsh. How long am I supposed to be stuck down here anyway?

[Alison] It's gonna be about six more days including this one. Anyway, why do i keep picking up radiation from you- i keep reading something similar to an acheron reactor.

[Eddison] Well babe, it's because I myself am carrying a prototype mini Acheron Reactor, it's supposed to power my shields.

[Alison] That sounds like a B.S. story to me

[Eddison] I could always turn my shields on and have you find out~

[Alison] Hell no, i don't want you to kill my occupants- and i'm definitelly not taking structural damage because some idiot is strapped to me.

You may switch to another character.
Roster:
Abel
Plipper
Rerk
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No. 449435 ID: d6c330

Here's hoping 3rd time's the charm.

Plipper
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No. 449436 ID: c31f72

I'm gonna say Abel just to spite that guy that wants us to be plipper
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No. 449450 ID: 54c7e5

>>449436
Same.
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No. 449452 ID: fa9f7e

>>449436
I'm going to say Plipper just to spite you and create a tie.
>>
No. 449457 ID: d6c330

Silliest spite fest ever!

C'mon. I wanna walk in to the breakfast preparations and put Rerk though lots of awkward explanations.
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No. 449482 ID: b7169d

Abel!
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No. 449484 ID: 6e44d2

Abel.

I'm spiting your tie.
>>
No. 449485 ID: fa9f7e

>>449484
Too late, Shining Belle did it first.

How weird is it that spiting your spite actually provides me some small satisfaction?
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No. 449489 ID: 6e44d2

>>449485
Not as weird as me spiting your spite of my spite, by saying that IDGAF.
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No. 449492 ID: fa9f7e

>>449489
The joke's on you, I never gave a fuck either. I just wanted to see how long a spite combo we could rack up.
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No. 449495 ID: 34cbef

guy's, this is kinda awkward... anyway abel wins the roster pick and the update will come up soon after i grab a snack and make the update
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No. 449496 ID: 6e44d2

>>449492
OH YEAH WELL I'M NOT GONNA PLAY YOUR GAME, NO MORE SPITE FOR YOU. TAKE THAT.
>>
No. 449501 ID: 34cbef
File 134631414992.png - (13.80KB , 600x509 , 105.png )
449501

[Abel] Ranga ranga mula ranga muk, washing my fins up and scrubbing off all of the yuk~
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No. 449502 ID: 34cbef
File 134631428341.png - (12.03KB , 595x324 , 106.png )
449502

[Abel] Ahhhh, a nice warm and fuzzy towel after a nice shower. At least i don't have to wear make up anymore, that stuff is hard to apply. He he, can't believe we broke the table- Wonder if i should go help him or play with the little brother.

>__________
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No. 449512 ID: b7169d

Checkup on plipper, than visit big bro.
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No. 449516 ID: 6a1ec2

>>449502

> don't have to wear makeup

OH THANK GOD I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT
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No. 449585 ID: 4a328b

>>449512
Make sure he hasn't had a seizure or something, yah.
>>
No. 449616 ID: 54fb5c

Have you seen a bee anywhere?
Might be an idea to brush up on your Shark-fu or get hot sex tips from Regina.
>>
No. 449816 ID: 34cbef
File 134637806420.png - (11.09KB , 599x309 , 107.png )
449816

[Abel]I wonder how little tadboy is doing... oh, if that isn't cute. I'll just let them nap then.
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No. 449818 ID: 34cbef
File 134637966868.png - (13.33KB , 599x309 , 108.png )
449818

[Rerk] hm hm hm humdee dum

[Abel] Hey froggykins, need any help with putting the table back together?

[Rerk] I should be fine, if you're bored you can go wander around the ship or hang out with the ships AI.

[Abel] Okay

*smooch*

>Where to next?
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No. 449820 ID: 4a328b

Ship's AI! Introduce yourself!
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No. 449911 ID: 34cbef
File 134639464405.png - (13.98KB , 599x309 , 109.png )
449911

[Abel] Hello

[Alison]huh? OH HI, I don't usually have guests. Can you give me a second, i'm arguing with someone.

[Abel] Okay.........

[Alison] Alright, and I'm back. What can I help you with?

[Abel] I just wanted to hang out, there's not much to do on the ship for recreation.

[Alison] Well i'm not really a recreation sort of ship, i'm medical. I think there's a few games in my database though, just give me a secocnd... here we go, I've got spider solitaire, minesweep, and hangman. Not much of a selection but it's the best i can do.

>________________
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No. 449912 ID: fa9f7e

>>449911
Combine minesweeper and hangman?

Or just hangman.
>>
No. 449915 ID: 032042

global thermonuclear warhangman
>>
No. 449922 ID: 4a328b

HANGMAN
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No. 449926 ID: 34cbef
File 134640189081.png - (17.35KB , 663x565 , 110.png )
449926

[Abel] Can you combine hangman and minesweep?

[Alison] I cannot.

[Abel] Alright, i'll take hangman.

[Alison] Generating phrase, alright here you go!
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No. 449927 ID: f6cff9

Let's start with a vowel. The letter A
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No. 449945 ID: 34cbef
File 134641041833.png - (17.59KB , 663x565 , 110.png )
449945

>>449927
>>
No. 449946 ID: 085efe

How about E?
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No. 449947 ID: 34cbef
File 134641101290.png - (17.17KB , 663x565 , 110.png )
449947

>>449946

[Alison] Mhmm
>>
No. 449953 ID: 9d96e5

X
>>
No. 449954 ID: 533c7a

m
>>
No. 449956 ID: c4ca43

R
>>
No. 449957 ID: 34cbef
File 134641563692.png - (18.30KB , 663x565 , 110.png )
449957

>>449953
>>449954
>>449956

[Alison] There are no X's or M's but there is an R.
>>
No. 449958 ID: 533c7a

N
>>
No. 449959 ID: 4a328b

T
>>
No. 449961 ID: 0c2247

>>449957
D
>>
No. 449964 ID: 34cbef
File 134641886559.png - (18.71KB , 663x565 , 110.png )
449964

>>449958
>>449959
>>449961

[Alison] You've almost got it. Keep going!
>>
No. 449967 ID: 085efe

B
>>
No. 449979 ID: 34cbef
File 134642304720.png - (18.95KB , 663x565 , 110.png )
449979

>>449967

[Alison] Nope, sorry. But I think you're on the right track.
>>
No. 449980 ID: 0c2247

>>449979
I
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No. 449983 ID: 085efe

>>449979
A Dead Lagotrope?
>>
No. 449985 ID: 34cbef
File 134642510209.png - (20.31KB , 663x565 , 110.png )
449985

>>449983

[Alison] HAH, you got it!

[Abel] I don't get it, seems kinda morbid to me.

[Alison] It's an inside joke that me and my manufacturer have. Do you wish to play another?
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No. 450154 ID: 4a328b

Sure! [skip ahead in hyperspace time a bit]
>>
No. 450156 ID: bf54a8

nah, let's try the other game.
>>
No. 450177 ID: 6a1ec2

Of course it's morbid. You're playing hangman. What did you expect?
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No. 450221 ID: 34cbef
File 134646675399.png - (19.74KB , 593x315 , 111.png )
450221

Some time passes as Abel entertains herself with the ships slu of 3 games.

[Rerk] How's it going down here?

[Abel] Rerkybun, i'm starting to get bored with these games.

[Alison] I'm sorry, i did mention that i was not a recreational AI. Also hello pilot Rerk!

[Rerk] Hello ship, is everything still working right?

[Alison] Yes, everything is still operating efficiently. If my database is correct it is your brother's birthday coming up.

[Rerk]... it is?

[Alison] Yes, it looks to be next week Tuesday. It will be that day in 3 more cycles, is my database wrong?

[Abel] That's cute, he's going to have a birthday!

[Rerk]... no, no it's not wrong. How old is he supposed to be this time?

[Alison] If my processing is correct, he should be reaching the age of thirty five.

[Abel]... whut

[Rerk] She means he's going to be fifteen, Ship- put it into the database never to count the cryostasis time. It will confuse my new crew mates.

[Alison] Very well then, his age as coming up will be fifteen then. If I had arms I would give him an early birthday hug, do you wish i make an announcement over my comunication speakers? Also, what plans do you have on celebration?

>__________________
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No. 450225 ID: 4a328b

Next week as in after we've dropped out of hyperspace, or is this a mid-flight birthday?

Either way, you need to get started on some basic celebratin' props--CAKE! Get out ye recipes!
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No. 450287 ID: 34cbef
File 134649388689.png - (9.66KB , 599x322 , 112.png )
450287

[Abel] We better get to it if his birthday is only a few days away!

[Alison] Very well then, I'll make an anouncement at the beginning of that day.

[Rerk] Come on abel, lets get crackin- gotta make a big fat cake.

[Alison] Thank you for stopping by to visit! ... People huh?

The rest of the day is spent working on preperations and stealthily hiding them from a very energetic plipper.

The next day you may either take a character through the day's activities, skip forward to the birthday party or skip hyperspace moment altogether.

Current Roster:
Everyone
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No. 450301 ID: 3aa036

Lets skip to the birthday party
>>
No. 450308 ID: 4a328b

>>450301
Birthday party~
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No. 450517 ID: 34cbef
File 134655048306.png - (11.44KB , 599x320 , 113.png )
450517

The days fly by as everyone gets their responsabilities taken care of and also attempts to hide the birthday party from a young birthday boy. Today you get to control the birthday boy himself, he's seen the cake and he's seen the party fliers but still wants to hide his excitement so as to not ruin the mood of everyone. His head still smarts from a bad case of rough housing the night before, but the only thing on his mind is how many pieces of cake he's going to eat. He thinks he might get 2 pieces- no wait, maybe 3, or four... but he doesn't want to be greedy so maybe 2... or 3... he just cannot decide.
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No. 450546 ID: 6a1ec2

purge the unworthy from this earth
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No. 450548 ID: d6c330

No no Plipper, you're thinking about it wrong.

It's not about the number of pieces, it's about getting the biggest piece.
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No. 450550 ID: 34cbef
File 134655736449.png - (10.15KB , 599x320 , 114.png )
450550

>>450548
[Plipper] Yeah, i'll get a big piece, as big as my HEAD!

[Rerk] Plip, i'm gonna need you to join me in the kitchen- we got you a special treat.

[Plipper] OKAY!!!
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No. 450551 ID: 34cbef
File 134655741051.png - (9.62KB , 599x320 , 115.png )
450551

>>450546
[Plipper] Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
>>
No. 450571 ID: bf54a8

==>
>>
No. 450584 ID: b7169d

Cake!


Than purging.
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No. 450586 ID: 34cbef
File 134656733821.png - (17.01KB , 599x320 , 116.png )
450586

[Alison] A hearty Happy birthday goes to young plipper, he is fifteen today.

[Rerk] Happy b-day bro

[Plipper] Yessssssssss, cake cake cake cake

[Alison] Tradition calls that you make a wish

[Quint] Go on big guy, wish for something big

[Plipper]... yeah, I got something good

[Alison] As a surprise to everyone I must announce that I have fabricated a small decive to walk around with you in order to be entertainment and also to monitor your condition. If everyone may come to the computer room i will introduce it.
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No. 450587 ID: 34cbef
File 134656750178.png - (10.47KB , 599x320 , 117.png )
450587

[Rerk] wow, neat. Come on plipper

[Plipper] Hold on, cake. I'll be right there.
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No. 450588 ID: 34cbef
File 134656760175.png - (9.54KB , 599x320 , 118.png )
450588

[Rerk] Alright, just hurry- birthday boy has to see his gift after all.
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No. 450589 ID: 34cbef
File 134656769570.png - (9.75KB , 599x320 , 119.png )
450589

[Plipper] ...mmmmmmm, this is great.
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No. 450590 ID: 34cbef
File 134656776496.png - (8.43KB , 599x320 , 120.png )
450590

[???]Ack!?

[Plipper]!?
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No. 450591 ID: 34cbef
File 134656786596.png - (10.26KB , 599x320 , 121.png )
450591

[Plipper] herrrrrrrrrrg blph

[???] what is wrong with this brain!?
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No. 450592 ID: 886a4d

....Who are you?

And if your planning on hurting the kid you'll have soem very dangerous, very angry people after ya.

Oh and the Plippers's got some sorta disease.... not sure what.
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No. 450596 ID: 6a1ec2

>>450591

Watch out it's horribly contagious!
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No. 450599 ID: 34cbef
File 134657023271.png - (9.09KB , 599x320 , 122.png )
450599

[???] Woah man, i'm just a symbiote- i was just gonna live on him and stuff. But if his brain is just gonna shut down on me like it's doing i'm outta here. Maybe i can tag a ride on someone else.
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No. 450600 ID: 886a4d

Do you think you can help him?
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No. 450601 ID: 6a1ec2

Oh no it looks like you caught it!

IT BEING US

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

You better not leave him hanging like that! What did you do? You hurt him! You're a horrible symbiote!
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No. 450603 ID: 34cbef
File 134657210692.png - (8.13KB , 599x320 , 123.png )
450603

[???] wait, you want me to jump back onto a dying organism? I can fix some stuff but i'm no miracle worker.I'd need time, and i'd have to eat half his brain- cus that thing is going fast.
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No. 450604 ID: 34cbef
File 134657221514.gif - (22.14KB , 599x320 , 124.gif )
450604

>animated

[???] Look, look- it's flopping around and choking on it's food stuffs. This is not, in my opinion, a very good idea for me.
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No. 450605 ID: 886a4d

Hes dying? Right now? Like will be dead within the next few minutes?


Alright... I know its a lot to ask ... but please save him. Hes just a kid.
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No. 450606 ID: 6a1ec2

You break it. You buy it. Get back in there.
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No. 450618 ID: 12c19f

You either get back on there and do some miraculous symbiotic relations or you're one dead space amoeba.
>>
No. 450628 ID: d6c330

>choking on it's food
C'mon, do the space Heimlich! Then he'll be fine, and you can continue to ride along in his brain.
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No. 450643 ID: bf54a8

pretty sure he can have that fixed with medicine, so if you give him a good chemical alteration it will fix him.
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No. 450666 ID: 9718f3

Either fix him or go grab one of those other ones to hopefully fix him.

Also, why isn't the ship AI notifying anyone of this? Seriously, she was complaining about seeing them have sex, surely a medical ship AI would also be monitoring general health of the passengers. Especially the ones with dangerous brain tumours.
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No. 450716 ID: 4a328b

Anyone nearby you can grab to fix 'm?

I'm saying if you don't grab someone to fix'm we'll rat you out and get you perma-killed
:D

If you see the five-eyes it's apparently some kind of immortal--no idea if it's brand of longevity would be something that would help YOU out, but you can try, right~
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No. 450877 ID: 34cbef
File 134662879411.gif - (149.91KB , 928x529 , 125.gif )
450877

[???] Fine, jeez- I'll do what i can, but it chances are it might not work.

>Animated

Now it's left in your hands whether the young tadpole lives or dies. You will roll a die of fate. Put "dice 1d100" into the email field and post reply, if there are enough people who roll over 50 he will pull through- and if not... well just hope you roll over 50
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No. 450878 ID: b7169d

rolled 11 = 11

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No. 450879 ID: 976f95

rolled 59 = 59

..Not off to a good start. Here goes nuthin'
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No. 450880 ID: 886a4d

rolled 95 = 95

here goes nothing
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No. 450881 ID: e2927b

>>450880

Yay!
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No. 450882 ID: f5832c

"dice 1d100"
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No. 450883 ID: f5832c

woops, actually ignore me, were good with the rolls so far, Save the tiny from man!

in fackt, now that we know the symbiotic thingy can hear us directly ill change that to save him or we will hound you for the rest of eternity
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No. 450885 ID: 997ce7

rolled 93 = 93

>>450877
>>
No. 450889 ID: 0c2247

rolled 69 = 69

>>450877
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No. 450891 ID: 886a4d

I hope four rolls over 50 are enough. The dice are about to rebel from all this good luck.
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No. 450893 ID: 976f95

>>450891

Tempt not the almighty dice, least they forsake thee
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No. 450968 ID: 775de7

rolled 57 = 57

PLIPPER LIVES!
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No. 451067 ID: 34cbef
File 134664981188.png - (2.48KB , 596x306 , blindness.png )
451067

Time passes and after a while sound returns, startign subtley.

[Rerk] [small]six-seven-eight[small]

There is a strange sensation that forces its way down plippers mouth.

[Rerk] come on, just breath. one-two-three-four-five-

[Plipper]HURK guh uhuhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Abel] is he alright?

[Rerk] calm down plipper, i've got ya. heh, that's one heckuva scare you gave me you know.

[plipper] ...sorry, where is everyone.

[Rerk] we're right here, even the new toy the ship made you!

[robodog] i'm not a toy, but woof to you pilot's brother.

[Plipper] ...why is it so dark.

[Rerk] ...it's a temporary thing, it seems we had all the lights blow out all at once. Ship was showing off something when it happened.
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No. 451071 ID: 34cbef
File 134665018053.png - (17.42KB , 596x306 , 124.png )
451071

[Plipper] really?

[Rerk] Yes, really.

[Plipper] It's going to be hard to get around, how are we going to stop from bumping into each other?

[Rerk] Don't worry, your bro has the best eyes anywhere. I can see in the dark and everything.

[Plipper] ...so we get to hang out?

[Rerk] Of course, all day long. But I need to put you back into the tube though-

[Plipper] b-but won't that mean we can't hang out?

[Rerk] Don't worry, there's a way i can talk to you from outside the tube, don't worry about anything. I have got you.

There is one more day left of hyperspace moment, You may spend that day with anyone from the roster or you may skip to when the ship leaves hyperspace.

Roster:
Plipper
Quint
Abel
>>
No. 451073 ID: d6c330

robodog
>>
No. 451077 ID: bf54a8

well a neurosurgeon good enough for the main operation should be good enough to fix some messed up eyes.

to quint.
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No. 451094 ID: b7169d

Quint
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No. 451134 ID: a5f897

say, didn't have our new red friend to eat some of the brain or did I misheard it? would be nice, when the tumor was in that part...

also, who is Roster?
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No. 451140 ID: 34cbef

>>451134
roster, it's like a list of peoples names
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No. 451169 ID: 34cbef
File 134666855874.png - (12.42KB , 596x306 , 125.png )
451169

quint wakes early this day, in order to get his head ready to take in this potential bounty coming up, when he goes through the daily ship maintenance checklist he sees a tired rerk, just sitting solemny.
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No. 451171 ID: 34cbef
File 134667001126.png - (10.67KB , 596x306 , 126.png )
451171

[Quint] does it work? The radio i mean.

[Rerk] ...works great, first time i've gotten to read a book since i was divorced.

[Quint] You, uh... did you get any sleep at all last night?

[Rerk] ... he's blind...

[Quint] Whatever's on your mind it's not your fault, we all get careless every once in a while.

[Rerk] ...careless, right. I can't believe i forgot where i was so easily, ever since she shook that sharky tail at me i couldn't keep my head on straight... It almost felt like i was married again.

[Quint] ...

[Rerk] I just clung onto the idea that everything was going to be fine so easily that i got distracted.

[Quint] Nobodies perfect frogman, not even me.

[Rerk] We gotta make sure we do this, we have to get this guy to fix my brother.

[Quint] Hey, and if he can't we can take him in for a sum to get a legit doctor-

[Rerk] NO...i mean, listen... he's blind quint, the last doctor i took him to told me that if anybody treats him before the tumor reaches his senses he'll be like any other happy go lucky kid who will live longer then any old mans time

[Quint] But if it struck someone blind, what does that mean?

[Rerk] It means he's dieing... I was told that when his brain starts shutting down he loses his ability to use his sensory organs. Later in this stage the rest of his mental functions shut down- the doctor warned me it would be an attack that's outside of my imagination... and after that, nothing... he's dead.

[Quint] That is harsh, what do you have in mind if we do fail?

[Rerk] I have no other choice, i have to give him the best last day of his life and then i'll put him in cryostasis. It's just that this time i can't thaw him out.

[Quint] so it's like an icy coffin you will be putting him in.

[Rerk] Icy, but painless. I'm not going with you to get this guy, i can't. I have to stay here and watch over my little brother.

[Quint]... I understand, i'll take abel along in your place.

[Rerk] Shit, Quint. You have my brother's life in your hands. I want you to convince me that you won't fail me, or him. Can you promise me that he will make it?

>_________________
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No. 451186 ID: bf54a8

"i swear that if it comes down to it, i will trade my life, for his. if my life isn't enough at least i'm already dead so i don't need to worry about what you are gonna do to me"
>>
No. 451286 ID: 0c2247

>>451171
"The alternatives are that you give up and just let Plipper die, or you leave his side when he needs you.
You also may have noticed that I intimidated the man in the bar simply by mentioning places I've been. I'm not bounty hunting because I need money, I'm doing it as a relaxing vacation.
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No. 451474 ID: 34cbef
File 134672182227.png - (11.41KB , 596x306 , 127.png )
451474

[Quint] I like the kid also, and i'm dead serious when i say i would die to get the kid what he needs.

[Rerk] that's all i can ask for...

[Quint] You are tired, don't make me threaten you to get you to sleep.

[Rerk] Stop worrying about me, you have a little boy to save. Go get your stuff ready, it'll be less then 18 hours before we reach Yokoko.

Synopsis:
So your target is a Dr. Whimsical, you have no idea where to find him on the planet Yokoko, so you must use skills that focus upon gathering information. You are not sure how difficult it will be to collect this doctor, nor do you know how long it might take. Your resources include the supplies that a medical ship can offer, an indeterminable amount of food (there's a lot)- misc. detainment equipment from both Regina and Grey Mage, The weapon you were given by regina, and one of your allies who you are taking with you is a Sharkgirl Bartender who's skill and ability loadouts you have no idea upon.

The key question is, based on all this information, what do you need to do to prepare, and what will you take with you onto the planet?

>_________________
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No. 451552 ID: 34cbef

wow it's slow today, bump
>>
No. 451553 ID: 6a1ec2

1. Towel
2. Shooter gun
3. Dr. Whimsical Locator
4. Spaceship keys
5. Lunch
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No. 451582 ID: 8042f4

Weapon, sharkgirl, First aid kit, detainment equipment, and 2 or 3 days worth of food. No idea where to check though; maybe a hospital since malpractice implies that he was actually hired by someplace. (unless I am misunderstanding wikipedia)
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No. 451603 ID: 34cbef
File 134675458014.png - (31.30KB , 838x614 , 128.png )
451603

You are now in hunter mode- this is a display which lays out the necessary information of on hand resources. The red bars represent condition, 100 being healthy and hearty and 1 being near death. Your non weapon items will be displayed to your right, along with the target listing from the GPD broadcast. The blue next to the hunter's name are rounds in a clip. Teammates will be displayed in your visuals, along with their condition tracks. You have 18 hours left to do whatever you please. You may also skip this and it will immediatelly take you to the end of hyperspace moment.

>__________________
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No. 451613 ID: b7169d

Before going in, we should look up some information about the good doctor, trying to figure out if he has a pattern or uses particular weaponry.
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No. 451617 ID: 8042f4

Oh, Planet Yokoko. Well my sense of scale was completely off. Check to see if he has any know accomplices or company relations. Make sure you and Abel get enough sleep too.
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No. 451632 ID: 4a328b

Hey, you should look into some clothing to hide your guns etc. under--unless carrying big weapons out in the open is NORMAL for planet YOKOKO. You should check on that.
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No. 451801 ID: 34cbef
File 134681702242.png - (30.03KB , 838x614 , 129.png )
451801

>>451613
>>451617
You don't seem to have the equipment used for gathering this sort of information, neither on your person nor on the ship.

>>451632
[Quint] mmmyes, it's been a long while since i last wore my urok. Now it feels like i'm out to do some hunting.

>is there anything else you wish to do before reaching yokoko?
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No. 451804 ID: d6c330

Should we talk with Abel? See what she has to offer that might be useful in the way of hunting? You know, aside from the shark-fu (which sounds awesome. Don't you dare make fucking fun again, Quint).
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No. 451900 ID: 34cbef
File 134682942243.png - (34.47KB , 838x614 , 130.png )
451900

[Quint] Hello, uh wow. What is that thing?

[Abel] Rerk!? ...o-oh, it's you... This is called an anchor.

[Quint] what are you doing with it.

[Abel] Iiiiiiit's called... hoof... i'm powerlifting with it... and it's very heavy,is there anything really important you wanna talk about?

[Quint] well i wanted to get to know what sort of skills you have. Get to know who i'm working with.

[Abel] ...I'm kinda busy right now... anything in particular you want to know?

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No. 451902 ID: b7169d

Any fighting experience? It seems like strength certainly isn't an issue.
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No. 451905 ID: bf54a8

"well your strength is certainly good, but other then that, what can you do that would help with capturing this guy."
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No. 451941 ID: 4a328b

Intel gathering skills are key at the moment.
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No. 451975 ID: 54fb5c

Can she use any weapons? Is she good at throwing things?
Do shark girls have any particular strengths like an ability to hold their breath for very long?
Does she have a shark-like electrosense?
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No. 451980 ID: 2c68c5

Is that anchor coming with us?
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No. 452047 ID: 34cbef
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452047

>>451902
[Abel] Well not outside of my fathers dojo.
>>451905
[Abel] Well i know kusarigamajutsu, i'm a decent grappler... and i guess that's all i can think of.
>>451941
[Abel] I could beat someone up for you, but other then that i can't really think of much.
>>451975
[Abel] like i said, i'm good at grappling and was taught kusarigamajutsu from my fathers... i guess everything else i can think of is more a racial thing. Sharkpeople have sort of course sandpaper like skin (i like to think that i'm the exception of that- with my oh so baby soft skin~), we are sort of inherently stronger then average, we tend to be much faster in water (i think if i push myself i can at least go 80), and we can also breathe underwater.
>>451980
[Abel] Not this one, it's way too heavy. I'm bringing a smaller one attached to a decent length of chain with me. Is there anything else you want to know?

>_________________
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No. 452119 ID: 2bafff

well if it comes to that she can always use her grappling skills to subdue the guy
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No. 452159 ID: 34cbef
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452159

[Quint] I guess nothing right now. It'll be about 18 hours til we reach the planet, make sure to get a quick nap before then.

[Abel] Will do boss.

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Alison makes it out of hyperspace successfully. Since it will be more trouble to land the medical ship quint and abel decide to take Eddison down to ground level. After they find a what looks like civilized area to land at, they are briskly greeted by a disgruntled old crone.

[Crone] Welcome, oh fancy aliens, to Goblin town- nowaddyawant?

>_______________________
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No. 452162 ID: b7169d

We are looking for doctors maam, any good ones in this area?
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No. 452164 ID: d6c330

We're looking for one specific person that could be anywhere on the planet, assuming he's still here at all. I don't suppose being the first person we met, that you know exactly where he is?
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No. 452258 ID: 34cbef
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452258

[Quint] We're looking for doctors.

[Abel] One in particular-

[Crone] Good luck trying to find doctors round here. Nope, no doctors here, just me.

[Quint] Do you happen to know where i can find doctors then?

[Crone] I'm a medicine woman, it'll be the closest thing to a doctor you'll get here in these parts. Heck i'd be the closest thing to people here in these parts... asside from the shadow man.

[Quint] Why is that?

[Crone] Well it's on account that there ain't no people round here for a long while.

[Quint] Isn't this a town? where is everyone?

[Crone] They ain't here no more, Town dried up after some business folk tried to catch the shadow man.

>input line of questioning.
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No. 452259 ID: af6611

Tell us about this... "shadow man". He sounds like good times.
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No. 452260 ID: 4a328b

It might be something to do with the "Project Black" incident mentioned tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/437229.html#i438956 <---over here

Ask about other towns--where they are and if any nearby ones have more than one person living in them.

Ask why she didn't leave town with everybody else--just casually asking, not trying to start anything.
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No. 452554 ID: 34cbef
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452554

>>452259
[Crone] The shadow man... He's what most travellers call a boogeyman, or a myth. But before i tell you where he is, i need to tell you why he is.
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A long time ago, here on the planet yokoko, there was water everywhere. The planet had many assortment of plants and animals, and there were many peoples that had colonized, civilized, and albeit existed. One day a group of Grey Mage businessmen came to the planet and offered there wares to the local peoples. Sadly the businessmen did not take any of our currency, instead they would take the yokoko peoples as barter material. At this time there was a sort of hierarchy system in place and the slaves and peasants were sold for these alien trinkets. But eventually both slaves and peasants started to dwindle. The businessmen had camps here which they took all the owned property, and year after year they would get raided in order to take the slaves back- but only to resell them again. From paranoid tellings, though, we believed that the Grey Mage people became angry. We were not aware that they were slowly making the planet hotter, and even hotter til all the water started to dry up. By the time the weaker of the Yokoko people died from the heat they were beginning to refuse the alien devices... but it was still all too late, for it became hotter still. The last remaining peoples either left our planet using the arks the aliens sold or joined the soldiers that gathered for an uprising against the businessman. This cave behind me was the homebase of eight specialized goblin soldiers, all of which were well blessed shaman. On the night before they were to join the main army, they raised a scarecrow in that cave and prayed to the spirit of shadows to take their request. They made their offereings and while they were in their ritual one of the Grey Mage metal golems slaughtered all of them. The history of the "shadow man" comes from that very scarecrow drinking up the dead mens blood, gaining flesh from the darkness of the cave, and with the offerings he accepted proceeded to help the yokoko people evict the Grey Mage people off of the planet. It is said that if you make an offering to the shadow man he will do a single task, a task which can even shake the impossible.
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[Crone] But he is mostly paid to kill or asassinate. I had to scare off all the other goblins so as to prevent him from being sold off as a murder weapon.

[Quint] Is that why you didn't leave town? Just to hide some sort of murder weapon?

[Crone] He is not a murder weapon, he's a... he's a genie of some sort. He can get you anything or preform any task he is capable of- he only asks for something of equal value, whether it's of personal value or monetary value.

[Quint] Is he in the cave then?

[Crone] Yes he is, and if you're here to make him a murder weapon i'll be dead before then.

[Abel] What's the big deal, why not sell him as a magical genie, i'm sure he'd be worth alot.

[Crone] You don't get it, neither of you do. He's... I had a sister who was taken during the Yokoko war. I was desperate and had no faith in the other goblins to rescue her, i beseeched the shadow man and he saved her.

[Quint] hmmm, anyway- what about any other city or towns. Do you know of any with people in them?

[Crone] I do... the closest one is four days travel. Mind you this is a goblins trek, and it's through a desolate wasteland that has no water or food.

>input
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No. 452567 ID: 4a328b

Hm, I'm curious to see if this "shadow man" can speed up our hunt any--or if we can just get him to fix Plipper's head. We should see him and ask about limitations, price, etc. and decide if it's worth it or if we need to get going.
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No. 452572 ID: 6e44d2

What did you offer him?
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No. 452921 ID: 34cbef
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452921

>>452572
[Crone] An old locket my sister gave to me... maybe even my friendship with my sister, she still won't talk to me for giving up the locket. Anyway, your ignorance tells me i can trust you to not cause any trouble round here. I'll take you to the shadow man.

A quick trek later.

[Crone] Welp, here he is. all you need to do is start talking to the scarecrow and he'll take any job that you ask him.
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No. 452966 ID: 3aa036

"Hey there slim, how about them wishes?
Can you tell us the exact location of Doctor Whimsical. In return we could tell you the exact location of some other person."
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No. 452971 ID: 4a328b

>>452966
Sounds good!

Love the poncho on the shadowman--Quint, you should totally buy something like that while you're still on this planet. It would look so neato.
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No. 453176 ID: 34cbef
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453176

>>452966
[Shadowman] ...

[Quint] Woah, uh... hello...

[Shadowman] You are looking for a man to save someone which you know's loved one.

[Quint] Yeah, that sounds about right.

[Shadowman] it will require more then just information, you will need to give me a drop of this friends blood... and the boy's happiness.

[Quint] uh... what would it take for you to save plipper then?

[Shadowman] ............. I would need to take one of your lives, it might be your current. And i would also need to take the boys happiness.

[Abel] What would it cost to buy you?

[Quint] uh... sure?

[Crone] WHAT, that is such a bad idea i will not st-

[Shadowman] This cost is for you to destroy my totem

[Crone] What!? B-but you lived here for so long, why would you leave when i've been protecting you faithfully?

>input
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No. 453186 ID: d6c330

>happiness
No offense shadow-dude, but I don't really want to save the kid only to make him miserable the rest of his life. That seems more a cruelty than a kindness.
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No. 453189 ID: 4a328b

Plipper's happiness and health are pretty explictly Rerk's priorities, so this deal is a no-go.

Also ask Abel why she even wants to--it seems like the crone's got this under control just fine.

Tell the shadowman that the boy's happiness is too high a price for you to consider--any lower cost alternatives or should we just get going to start looking on foot.

Mental note to yourself to come back and ask about the price for YOUR long-term hunt targets when time isn't an issue and there aren't other people around.
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No. 453209 ID: 34cbef
File 134725151779.png - (11.80KB , 599x358 , 136.png )
453209

>>453186
>>453189

[Shadowman]....... It will need to be something of equal quality, if you wish the boy to be happy then I must take something greater from someone else. It would be a limb from the older brother, or it could be something greater from someone else you know. And if I were to take something from you it must be something far greater then even that- It would be two of your current life, and you're forfeiture of your ability to escape the very thing you are.
it is cheaper to end a man's life then to give a dying man more to experience. Are you willing pay any of these things?

>input
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No. 453211 ID: 4a328b

At this very moment? No. We have plenty of time left to look for the dude on our own--no need to pay such a high price for a bit of convenience.
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No. 453213 ID: d6c330

>Are you willing pay any of these things?
Not while we may yet have other alternatives. I understand these things come at a cost, but I'm not willing to pay such a steep price for a mere shortcut. We will attempt to resolve our problems by our own means. Good day, shadow man.
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No. 453216 ID: b6edd6

If someone gives up a limb, does that prevent him from getting another one to replace it at a later point? If so, the location in exchange for a drop of blood and a limb might be within our price range.
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No. 453221 ID: 4a328b

>>453216
I think it's that AND one of Quint's lives
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No. 453233 ID: b6edd6

>>453221
That and a life for Shadow Man to cure Plipper himself. He said it would be a drop of blood plus happiness for the location of Dr. Whimsical, and a limb from Rerk is apparently exchangeable for Plipper's happiness. (Of course, we would ask Rerk first if he agrees with it.)
I am pretty sure cybernetics are viable in this universe, since that goblin working for Grey Mage in that other quest had some.
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No. 453252 ID: 34cbef
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453252

[Quint] What if i sacrificed my arm or something and i get a replacement?

[Shadowman] .......... it would never work as it should, there is nothing that can replace what should naturally be there.

[Quint] Alright, then i will have to pass on this. I may return.

[Shadowman] That is a very wise decision.

[Abel] Wait, I have a great idea!
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No. 453255 ID: 34cbef
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453255

[Abel] Why don't we bring him along- SHARK RAZOR!!!!!

Crunch crunch crunch

[Quint] ABEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

[Abel] Wouldn't it be nice if we had our own personal genie on the ship? I think it'd be cool!

[Quint] But the old woman is watching over this thing... i mean you could have asked if we could take it with us.

[Crone] ....t-that's-my-genie
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No. 453256 ID: 34cbef
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453256

[Crone] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!

[Abel] Shit

[Quint] WHAT THE FUK

>input
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No. 453257 ID: 4a328b

I would feel bad if we killed an old lady over this...so don't kill her, ok?

SKEDADDLE AS FAST AS YOUR PUNY LEGS CAN GO
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No. 453268 ID: b7169d

Disable, and run! Scatter scatter scatter!
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No. 453273 ID: 0c2247

>>453256
"Put it back, Abel. He's one of those faustian genies anyway."
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No. 453292 ID: d6c330

...don't we have a non-lethal weapon for this exact purpose? Tranq her, chastise Abel, and ask the Shadowman to tell the goblin you're sorry when she wakes. Then let's go.
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No. 453305 ID: bf54a8

>>453292
oh yeah forgot. use non-lethal WEPON.
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No. 453364 ID: 34cbef
File 134731372064.png - (31.06KB , 838x614 , 140.png )
453364

>>453268
>>453305
BRRRRZZZZZRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
[Crone] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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No. 453365 ID: 34cbef
File 134731376357.png - (12.48KB , 599x326 , 141.png )
453365

Eddison takes off.
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No. 453366 ID: 34cbef
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453366

[Quint] I am very disappointed in you, sharkgirl. I had to taze an old goblin woman because of some stupid thought running through your head.

[Abel] I'm sorry, i didn't think she would freak out like that.

[Quint] Why do you want some freaky scarecrow/genie thing anyway?

[Abel] Well it'd be nice to, you know, have all sorts of money. or to have wishes about having a happy family and stuff.

[Quint] Jeez, now we have no idea where to find this guy- plus you destroyed the genie.

[Abel] he said to destroy the totem, i thought that'd be the scarecrow...

[Quint] We'll figure something out, i just need a second to think.

>input
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No. 453372 ID: bf54a8

wait until you are on the ship, take that mask/necklace she has and crush it. that's the totem.
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No. 453374 ID: 4a328b

Both>Don't notice the shadowman necklace on Abel

>[Abel] Well it'd be nice to, you know, have all sorts of money. or to have wishes about having a happy family and stuff.
You DID hear the part where these 'wishes' aren't free, right?
WELL, it's probably better the genie's gone now so you won't impulsively make a wish you'll regret, Abel :B

Also: We'll need her word that she'll behave and not act without our say-so from now on in this mission, or we'll take her back up to the medical ship right now!
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No. 453419 ID: b6edd6

Ask her to consult with you next time she has an idea that involves destroying something that isn't an immediate threat.
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No. 453572 ID: 34cbef
File 134735715451.png - (11.72KB , 599x326 , 143.png )
453572

[Quint] Are you going to behave and not try to make this inconvenient for me?

[Abel] I- it's not my fault.

[Quint] I need you to consult me if you want to do anything destructive, can you promise me?

[Abel] What? But

[Quint] I will take you back to the ship right now if i have to.

[Abel] Fine, I promise not to be a fukkin retard so that old man quint can get this job done. You happy?
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No. 453573 ID: 34cbef
File 134735730749.png - (8.01KB , 599x326 , 144.png )
453573

[Quint] We're trying to find a way to help the little kid, you have to take this job more seriously.

[Abel] YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!? I didn't want to let the genie go in case we didn't find this doctor!

[Quint] The prices for any of the stuff we required were impossibley expensive- why would you want... oh nevermind, look there's some sort of fortress up ahead. We'll talk about this later.
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No. 453574 ID: 34cbef
File 134735768888.png - (27.07KB , 838x614 , 145.png )
453574

[Quint] .... i wonder how to get inside.

[Abel] maybe we should knock?

[Quint] We don't know if their hostile or not... plus i don't want you going off on your own.

[Abel]I'M NOT A FUCKING CHILD- STOP TREATING ME LIKE ONE!!!

[Quint] I remind you i had to taze an old woman

[Abel] I'm sorry, is that what you want? I'm a stupid cunt who destroyed a scarecrow- I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU KNOW. I love rerk very much, and i sometimes make mistakes. SO FUCK YOU.

[Quint] Just don't go off on your own.

[Abel] ...this is a horrible trip, i hate you and i hate this stupid planet

>__________
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No. 453576 ID: 4a328b

Rope + magnohook = grappling hook! OVER THE TOP AS ALWAYS, QUINT!

Geez, sharkie, don't over-react--there's probably LOADS of fun to be had on this planet. For example, right now we get to infiltrate this fortress and see what they're all about. Don't tell me you've never wanted to be a damn ninja!
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No. 453579 ID: b7169d

Well it's fine if you love Rerk, but the thing is we plan to do everything in our power to try and save his little brother.

So we are just a bit overtense ourselves at the fact that there's someone's life that's relying on us.
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No. 453582 ID: 0c2247

>>453574
Sigh
"I'm sorry for yelling at you.
Your heart's in the right place Abel, but this line of work has little place for self respect and none for pride.
You're new at this; I'm not. I'm used to thinking under pressure and keeping my emotions from messing me up. Saving Plipper is what matters, and if we're going to do that you'll have to trust my experience."
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No. 453620 ID: f5832c

Trip? This isnt a holiday, people might, hell probably will get killed during this bounty hunt/ tiny frog based rescue mission. stop whining, buck the hell up and stay alert.

also her yelling of her displeasure probably just alerted everyone inside that you are there..
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No. 453622 ID: bf54a8

"trip? TRIP? this is a MISSION, i am coming into this assuming everything will try to kill me in a horrible way, i am always ready to shoot, ALWAYS. because if it's shoot or be shot, i'll always shoot first"
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No. 453624 ID: 4a328b

>>453622
Psh we are too awesome to be fazed by mere BULLETS TO THE FACE what's with the urgency
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No. 453634 ID: 4a328b

>>453622
Also we have a taze weapon for a reason~
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No. 453644 ID: 34cbef
File 134739670328.png - (9.45KB , 600x318 , 146.png )
453644

[Quint] Go ahead and hate me, we're not on a vacation. People can get hurt and i am not looking forward to hurting people.

[Abel] Well my feelings are hurt...

[Quint] I meant physically, anyway we just need to get over this wall. Follow my lead.

[Abel] Fine then...
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No. 453645 ID: 34cbef
File 134739685763.png - (14.55KB , 600x318 , 147.png )
453645

[Abel] ... I missed

[Quint] This should have worked... lets try it again.

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[Abel] I missed again.

[Quint] It looks like metal...

>____
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No. 453646 ID: 4a328b

Well, if it's not catching we need to look for other ways. Circle around and look for other possible entrance points...or places where it is actually metal.
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No. 453647 ID: bf54a8

tap it on the front. if it sticks then that means someone is up there unlatching them
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No. 453648 ID: 4a328b

>>453647
and if it DOES stick you can use them to climb up anyway
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No. 453649 ID: 1987d1

Illusionary wall? Frictionless surface?
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No. 453664 ID: 34cbef
File 134740463813.png - (9.86KB , 600x318 , 148.png )
453664

>>453647
[Quint] It looks like metal

*clunk*

[Ninja1] AAAAAHHHH MY HAND!?

[Ninja2] Oh man, are you okay?

[Ninja1] WHY WOULD SOMEBODY DO THIS, it really hurts!
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No. 453665 ID: 4a328b

Does that mean it stuck this time xD

CLIMB UP!
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No. 453666 ID: 06ee8f

sup ninja, watcha doin there?
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No. 453798 ID: 34cbef
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453798

[Quint] ...sup ninja, what you doing here?

[Olderninja] I'm sorry about giving you trouble, we don't mean any ill will whatsoever.

[Quint] huh, okay... i don't hold anything against them- can we get inside?

[Olderninja] Well actually no, not untill i figure out what you are doing here. Is there anything in particular you want from a ninja citadel?
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No. 453802 ID: 4a328b

Information, mostly! Lay of the land, local history, location of doctors...basic stuff really.

From this place specifically? ...Probably not, come to think of it. But you didn't even know it was a ninja citadel or you would have just knocked.

Can't out-stealth a ninja.
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No. 453833 ID: e94f05

Woah ninja are you sub-serious? Aren't ninjas supposed to be able to tell what kind of business foreigners meant by looking at their faces specifically for NOT have this kind of situation?

Ugh, this is the worst ninja fortress ever.

Anyway, we are looking for a doctor, haven't been in the planet for too long and we were wondering if it was around here.
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No. 453856 ID: b7169d

Mostly looking for information and people.
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No. 453966 ID: 34cbef
File 134748715809.png - (13.62KB , 596x314 , 150.png )
453966

>>453802
>>453833
>>453856
[Olderninja] Alright, i guess you can see our leader for most of that information. He knows nearly everything about this planet and is a very skilled doctor himself. You boys get going now, the lesson is put on hold for today.

[boys] Yes sensei
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No. 453968 ID: 34cbef
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453968

[Olderninja] Excuse me, shogun white?

[Girl] Dirge, this is a terrible time. Get outta here befor-

[Woman] Now now, we should share our thoughts with him about this. I mean it does involve him doesn't it?

[Girl] mooooom, you two are going to embarras the hell out of me if you open your mouths. Dad, don't say anythi-

[White] HARUMPH, Dirge... why don't you and your friends take a seat.
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No. 453970 ID: 34cbef
File 134748808652.png - (15.62KB , 603x323 , 152.png )
453970

[Dirge] ...okay, what's this all about?

[White] how am i going to say this.........

[Girl] just don't say anything, pleeeeaaaaase

[White] Dirge

[Dirge] yes?

[Girl] oh man, this is going to suck so much

[White] Have you ever catered to the thought of marrying my daughter?

[Dirge] whut...uh...

[Girl] no no no no no no no oh man noooooooooooooooo dad please just shut up

[White] As you can see, nails is blooming... do you remember what it means when a girl blooms dirge?

[Dirge] she has become "interested" in a male consort?

[White] Yes, and do you know who that interest of hers is?

[Dirge] ......... you're joking

[White] Nails is coming to the age where most girls around the complex are finding the "men of their dreams" and are settling down.

[Woman] We believe that it would be a good idea that since she has grown a liking to you that it would be wise for this. As everyone knows the shogun is getting old, and is in need of an heir- you would be a decent choice if you were to marry.

[Dirge] . . .

[White] So tell me, what do you think of my daughter?

>For this moment, and only this moment, you get to play as dirge
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No. 453975 ID: 34cbef

>>453970
quick note, she's exactly the same as in jobquest, but just a ninja
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No. 454018 ID: 4a328b

Dirge: NINJA VANISH

[OOC: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaails!]
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No. 454020 ID: 12c19f

SUBSTITUTIONJUTSU!

FORM OF LOG.

But completely flub the substitution part and just literally shape-shift into a log.
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No. 454025 ID: bf54a8

oh man dirge, are you gonna pass on a chance to tap that? seriously dude are you that scared?
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No. 454043 ID: 4a328b

>>454025
Man this isn't about tappin' dat fine Nails though these guys are talking about MARRIAGE and SUCCESSION which is a whole different situation!
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No. 454066 ID: 37aa84

Come on Dirge this is your shogun asking you to marry his daughter, this just is not the kind of honor you turn down without a very good reason. Some could even see it as an insult if you turned her down.
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No. 454132 ID: 34cbef
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454132

[Abel] ...it's a log

[Quint] Ninja's are better magicians then actual magicians when it comes to getting the hell outta somewhere.
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No. 454133 ID: 34cbef
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454133

[White] I'll be back dear, can you be nice enough to cater to the guests?

[Woman] Of course

[White] Damned son to be, why is running a town so much work.
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No. 454134 ID: 34cbef
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454134

[Nails] Nowwwwww he haaaaaaatessssss meeeeeeeeee

[Woman] no no, come here. he doesn't hate you

[Nails] y-you don't think so?

[Woman] no, he's just like all men when it comes to commitment. Your father was the same way

[Nails] *sniff* b-but

[Woman] no more nonsense, just relax and your father will be back soon. Now about our guests, what brings you to the Henguate?

[Quint] We're looking for some information on someone. More specifically a doctor.

[Woman] I see, we have many doctors here- what ailment needs curing?

[Quint] It's a brain cancer that is slowly killing a young boy.

[Woman] oh my, then i'm sorry then

[Quint] We were hoping to find a criminal doctor by the name of Whimsical, is there any way you can help us?

[Woman] Oh yes, whimsical is a very well known doctor- though it is hard to call him a criminal. Here on yokoko, there are few doctors as skilled as him, and even fewer that know what he knows. He is sort of a miracle, saving anyone from whatever is causing them agony... but he has a terrible quirk in that he tries to.. murder serial killers.

[Quint] Is he a dangerous man?

[Woman] Only if you have killed an innocent person in cold blood, but besides that he is a godsend.

[Quint] Where can i find him.

[Woman] It is actually a sad thing i must tell you, because the laws around here deem him a murderer he's been taken into prison and is awaiting execution. Last I had heard it will be in two weeks where they will publicly hang him.

[Quint] There was a bounty out for him, why would he already be in custody...

[Woman] Our local police are not a branch of the Galactic police, so it would take time for the bounty to be expunged.

[Quint] Where is this prison

[Woman] ...It is southwest of here, In a militant city known as Aries... If you want to get into that city, you will need more then just the two of you. There is a terrible resistance against anyone who isn't a part of the city, so they will not let you enter.

>input
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No. 454136 ID: 4a328b

These guys are ninja--experts at getting into places where they are not wanted, undetected. Surely they have some thoughts on suitable methods for getting into /this/ city.

If they don't we can always run over there and wing it, but it's nice to get an expert opinion.
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No. 454138 ID: bf54a8

"ninja are well known for sneaking into places as well, parhaps someone knows a hidden way?
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No. 454139 ID: 4a328b

>Only if you have killed an innocent person in cold blood

Oh, and watch yourself around Whimsical, Quint. I mean, you're a nice guy, but with your profession and immense age you're BOUND to have killed someone who absolutely didn't deserve it at SOME point...so don't let that detail slip out.
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No. 454148 ID: 6a1ec2

>bounty expunged

FUCK we have to bust him out of there otherwise there won't be a bounty to claim!
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No. 454173 ID: 4a328b

>>454148
Eh, if we bust him out before they kill him I'm sure they'll put a bounty back up. Maybe even a higher one!
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No. 454180 ID: 4a328b

>>454173
Plus we were planning to use the threat of turning him in to get him to work for us--gratitude will probably work just as well
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No. 454223 ID: 34cbef
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454223

>>454136
>>454138
>>454148

[Woman] The ninja have infiltrated the fortress before... but we are a hands on sort of people. I can send a message with you to get a few of our moderate ninja to go with you and help you inside. Just head to the missions collection service, it's a big orange building in the center of town- it is hard to miss.

[Quint] Alright, thank you for your help

[Woman] we know you will bring our ninja back in one piece.
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[Deskclerk] .... how can i help you?

[Quint] uh... we need help getting into the aries fortress? The shogun's wife sent us...

[Deskclerk] hm hm hm... lets see, ah here it is. You have been assigned troupe six... why i wish you luck.
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No. 454227 ID: 34cbef
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454227

[Quint] Uh, where do i find this troupe six?

[Deskclerk] why there's two of them over there right now. It's the sulking one next to the one in all pink... there should be a third one, he's around somewhere.

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[Petal] You know, you can tell me about it

[Raven] but petal, i just don't want to talk about it... it's... gross

[Petal] Don't worry, my mom tells me it's very common for guys to make out... don't be ashamed

[Raven] ugh, i just don't want to think about it... this is just a bad week all around

[Petal] I mean if you are starting to have feelings for him, i wouldn't mind it at all

[Raven] what the hell are you talking about i don't like where you're taking this

[Petal] I-i mean... you can tell me... anything...
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No. 454231 ID: bf54a8

"okay so... is your outfit so flamboyant it warps space time and everyone simply refuses to beleive they saw you?" to the pink one.
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No. 454245 ID: 4a328b

"Are we interrupting something?"
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No. 454287 ID: 37aa84

So where's the loud annoying one in the bright orange track suit?
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No. 454524 ID: 34cbef
File 134764479928.png - (9.65KB , 602x321 , 158.png )
454524

>>454245

[Raven] Oh, hello... are you our employer?

[Quint] seems so, we need you guys to help us break a guy out of aries.

[Raven] Sounds like a trial for high class ninjas. We will not dissapoint. Let me introduce myself, My name is raven. Our troupe is troupe six, which is comprised of a pointman, muscle, and an equipment specialist. I am the pointman, My friend here is the muscle and there is a third who is out getting what we need for preforming this task. Petal, say hi...
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No. 454525 ID: 34cbef
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454525

[Abel] okay so... is your outfit so flamboyant it warps space time and everyone simply refuses to beleive they saw you?

[Petal] seems a shark escaped from the fish market and decided they wanted to wear clothes from a brothel

>_____
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No. 454540 ID: 4a328b

Quinnnnnnt break their line of sight or those sparks are gonna become explosive. It's like with cats, y'know?
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No. 458847 ID: 34cbef
File 134897906069.png - (13.25KB , 602x321 , 160.png )
458847

This is a long update guys, so hold on until the end of cutscene.

[Quint] Hey hey, what's going on here. Lookit the bobble, how does it do that? I have no idea, but it does it all on it's own!

[Petal] BWOAH, WHAT IS THAT THING!?
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No. 458848 ID: 34cbef
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458848

[Raven] What has gotten into you petal, you don't usually act like this

[Petal]... sorry, it's a girl thing.

[Raven] Well I hope your done with this girl thing, cus we better go retrieve noodle... who knows what he's been up to.

[Petal] ooookay
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No. 458849 ID: 34cbef
File 134897935105.png - (9.96KB , 602x321 , 162.png )
458849

[Raven] We might aswell head out boss, we need to get our third troupe member

[Quint] Alright, after you.

[Abel] I still can't get over how short your doorways are

[Raven] I understand, alot of the taller of our kind grumble about short doors also. Everything here is built cheap.
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No. 458850 ID: 34cbef
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458850

[???] HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA, PREPARE TO BE AMAZED BY THE BEST NINJA OF ALL THE NINJADOM

[Petal] Noodle, get off that fence, it's old. What if it collapsed underneath you, now where've you been?
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No. 458852 ID: 34cbef
File 134897979066.png - (19.56KB , 579x517 , 164.png )
458852

[Noodle] Well f*k, ruin the best f*kin ninja in all the f*kin world's moment.

[Raven] We get it, where's all the equipment? You were sent to buy supplies for our entrance into Aries.

[Noodle] It's all at the spot, where it's supposed to be. All we have to do is get there.

[Quint] Well what are we waiting for, just direct me and i'll take you all there.
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No. 458853 ID: 34cbef
File 134897997397.png - (11.69KB , 597x316 , 165.png )
458853

And so the party reaches the spot.

[Quint] So this is aries, huh? It's rather... large.

[Noodle] Don't be intimidated, these f*kers just love to have lots of big things.

[Raven] You need to filter your language better.

[Noodle] Right, sorry, the best ninja in the world shouldn't be so vulger. Especially when he's storming a giant fortress!

[Petal] Shut up, stupid, you're being too loud

[Noodle] sorry...
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No. 458854 ID: 34cbef
File 134898013248.png - (13.55KB , 597x316 , 166.png )
458854

[Noodle] Alright, f*k yeah, just follow us and we'll get in and out in no time. I've been doing this since i was born!

[Abel] is it safe to be this close and to talk so much?

[Raven] don't worry, noodle may be loud but he is correct. We've all been doing this for a very long time, so you can count on this to be smooth and easy.
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No. 458855 ID: 34cbef
File 134898022505.png - (10.15KB , 597x316 , 167.png )
458855

[bunbun] u-uh... excuse me...

[Abel] *GASP*
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No. 458856 ID: 34cbef
File 134898037418.png - (11.09KB , 597x316 , 168.png )
458856

[bunbun] Oh wow, you are a shark. Can i interest you in a flier for the church of the devourer?

[Abel] Um... I'm kinda in the middle of something.

[bunbun] well can i at least tell you how great our church is? I think you would love it, since you are a sharkgirl and all.

[Abel] uhhhh

>suggestion
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No. 458858 ID: bf54a8

just take the flier and say "thanks, but i really need to keep going"
then keep going.
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No. 458860 ID: 4a328b

Abel>Gobble her up

Quint>Just take the flier and say you'll look into it. Basically try to get this bunny to go away--you've got a mission!
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No. 458861 ID: 86c3a7

>bunbun
Congratulations chirps, you've now made me terrified to see this word pop up.

> I think you would love it, since you are a sharkgirl and all.
...racist, much?
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No. 458864 ID: 0c2247

>>458856
You can't have her following you or telling somebody you're here, so you need to distract her.
Sigh, then tell the others "I'll take care of this. You guys keep going."
Then to her: "Alright. I'll listen to your spiel if you'll agree to do me a favor when you're done. What the favor is depends how much I like what you're saying."

When she's done we'll decide if she'd be more useful as a distraction, or having her leave this area immediately, or having her hide for an hour, or whatever. Of course, if they treat predators like some kinda divine beings then we can take her along - your very own minion!
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No. 458869 ID: 4a328b

>>458864
Woah woah veto on letting impulsive shark girl stay behind with the crazy cultist
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No. 459325 ID: 34cbef
File 134913340017.png - (11.42KB , 597x316 , 169.png )
459325

[Abel] Alright, i'll take a flier. But i have to hurry or everyone will leave me behind.

[Bunbun] Oh you don't wanna go in through there.

[Abel] Why not?

[Bunbun] Well the city just started patrolling areas that could be potential break in points.

[Abel]... but my friends are already inside.
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No. 459326 ID: 34cbef
File 134913372210.png - (19.54KB , 597x316 , 170.png )
459326

[Bunbun] Well it looks like they are already caught.

[Abel] Oh crap... what's going to happen to them?

[Bunbun] They're going to jail, it's a big building that's heavilly guarded.

[Abel] ... how do i get there?

[Bunbun] Actually in about some minutes the head priestess is supposed to pick me up and we are heading to the jail to buy sacrifices and potential converts. We also need to go buy a doctor that we heard was there. If you are interested in our church you can come along, that is if the head priestess lets you.

>suggestions
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No. 459329 ID: bc1a6d

Seems the church is buying our marks freedom Abel you should get in on that. We just have to decide if it would be easier to bust the others out of jail or bust them out of a church by calling the head priestesses attention toward our friends as potential sacrifices.
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No. 459335 ID: 86c3a7

I suppose you should tag along. Since you're going to be friends for a bit, ask the bunbun's name.
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No. 459340 ID: 0c2247

>>459326
"I suppose I'd better. So, tell me about this cult of yours. You said it'd interest sharks; does that mean I'd get a cute bunny girl minion?"
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No. 459389 ID: bf54a8

why not bust in now and cut the net?
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No. 459427 ID: 37aa84

>>459389
That's the kind of impulsive behavior that caused the Crone to attack us and got Abel in trouble.
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No. 459454 ID: 34cbef
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459454

[Abel] uh... i guess i can go with you guys.

[Bunbun] REALLY!? Oh this could be the BEST thing to ever happen! I'm not good at telling people about our church, but the priestess knows so much, oh devourer this is so great!

[Abel] Woah, calm down. I'm just wanting to travel with you guys, and maybe hear your spiel... why so happy anyway?

[Bunbun] If I impress priestess julia, She'll let me be one of the sacrifice preppers. THAT MEANS I GET TO TOUCH THE DEVOURER PERSONALLY! And maybe if i get on his good side by being the best prepper ever i could possibly be his first concubine!
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No. 459455 ID: 34cbef
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459455

[Abel] concu-what!? What am i getting myself into...

[Bunbun] You are the greatest! The high priestess will tell you all sorts of great things. I totally want you to join our church now!

>any input before we get to the rest of this update?
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No. 459458 ID: 86c3a7

...what's your name anyways? I'm Abel.
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No. 459464 ID: 4a328b

"I'll uh, I'll think about it. After we bust my friends out of jail, anyway."
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No. 459469 ID: 0c2247

>>459455
"I need to get my friends freed, and if that doctor is who I think it is then I need him to save the life of... well, lets call him my future son in law.
What's your name, cutie?"
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No. 459471 ID: bf54a8

"this is just a trial thing, you convinced me to hear you out, not join your church"
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No. 459478 ID: 6a1ec2

Just so you know Abel, bunbuns are suicidal because they are made of delicious meat.
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No. 459498 ID: e94f05
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459498

>>459478
no they're not, they're made of bread
They bleed dough man seriously just try and stab one
What the hell do you think bun cake is made of?
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No. 459499 ID: 6a1ec2

>>459498

You mean... it's not made out of meat?
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No. 459503 ID: 34cbef
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459503

[Abel] I'll uh, I'll think about it...what's your name anyways? I'm Abel

[Lulu] I'm lulu

[Priestess] What's this, i haven't seen a happier bunbun. Nice to meet you abel, i'm high priestess Julia- i'm sure lulu has mentioned me.

[Abel] Well, uh... i wanted to see if i could tag along with you to the jail?

[Julia]Of course, i'm tight on time as it is. Are you joining our congregation? Or just inquisitive?

[Abel] I... don't... know?

[Julia] Well don't fret, if you tag along with us after our errands i can tell you more.

[Abel] ...sure?
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No. 459504 ID: 34cbef
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459504

[Julia] I'm glad there is at least someone around Aries that is as open minded as you, hard to find ladies like that these days.

[Abel] Um... i'm actually from off world...

[Julia] That's even better, maybe if you do consider joining us we can set up a sort of travelling missionary to go with you on your travels to teach you our works.

[Abel]...uh... maybe?
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No. 459505 ID: 6a1ec2

What kind of works? c.C
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No. 459507 ID: 34cbef
File 134916110116.png - (29.87KB , 874x575 , 175.png )
459507

[Julia] Abel, if you wait here we'll be right with you. We need to collect some sacrificial stock.

[Quint] Well, if it isn't the lost lady of the sea- what happened?

[Abel] Oh man five eyes, you have no idea how uncomfortable i am now. But i'm not behind bars though, so i guess i'm lucky.

[Quint] pfft, i know- but what's with the small party you're tagging along with?

[Abel] Well the little blue one caught me right after you guys went inside, and they want me to join some sort of cult or something.

[Quint] Meh, it happens to the best of us. But you sure did get bad luck with this lot

[Abel] Why is that, i think they'er kinda cute... albeit using some words wrong, i think it might be a cute cult. I mean, bunnies following something called the devourer and using sacrifice and concubine?

[Quint] You... you don't get out of your bar much, do you abel.

[Abel] Huh? b-but... lookit them.

[Quint] They are orgy loving ghouls and cannibals, don't let the big eyes and buck teeth fool you.

[Abel] Woah, crap, what? What do i do then? They want to get this doctor that's locked up here.

[Quint] Oh, that's beautiful, cus it is our guy. Okay so the ninjas can spring me and themselves out, but the big issue is getting out of the city is damn near impossible. I'm surprised they even want whimsical, they usually use female sacrifices... but it might be our ticket to actually getting him with us. Too many guards around the city, so it's up to you.

[Abel] ...okay, i really don't have much faith but sure.

[Quint] It's simple, it's up to you to either take him and run as soon as you leave the city or try to run with him at the cult church. It's up to you how you get him, but you have to get him.

>what's the plan?
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No. 459509 ID: bf54a8

okay so... we need to stick with the buns until the last minute. let them buy the doc then grab him and run.
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No. 459525 ID: 0c2247

>>459507
How about we convince them to let us take the doctor?
We truthfully state that we need his help to save our less-truthfully son, and we'll totally-bullshit bring him right back.
We could try to get them to assign Lulu to "teach us about their faith", then kidnap and un-brainwash her.
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No. 459584 ID: 6a1ec2

Actually they're not here to sacrifice the doctor. They're here to "buy" him. So someone must be really reeeeeally sick that they really reeeeally need doctoring of. Considering their uh... lifestyle it's not unsurprising.
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No. 459609 ID: 34cbef
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459609

[Julia] Alright, I believe we have everything. Ladies, let's depart.

[Abel] Oh, the ninja girl.

[Petal] Traitor

[Abel] not my fault
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No. 459610 ID: 34cbef
File 134920947997.png - (10.71KB , 588x313 , 177.png )
459610

[Abel] Uh... what do you do with these girls?

[Julia] Well we clean them up and let them stay in accomodations until we need them to be used as sacrifices.

[Abel] Are these sacrifices always girls?

[Julia] They have to be, it's our god's personal preferance.

[Abel] Uh... okay... and what are you needing the doctor for?

[Julia] Well I'm under the assumption that one of our sacrifice prep girls have caught something unpleasant and i don't want it spreading through the church.

[Abel]... caught what, like a cold or something?

[Julia] Well... i'm thinking it's more some sort of std... and i really don't want to take away her position only to have her give it to any of the other women.

[Abel] w-well... do you need this particular doctor? Wouldn't any sort of doctor do?

[Julia] Well, we needed to get a doctor before we started the sacrifice today- but I would be overjoyed if we could replace him with a female one. That way we can add another member to our congregation that we can also call upon in case something like this comes up.

[Abel] Well... if i could find a lady doctor to replace him, could i have him?

[Julia] I guess that'd be fair.
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No. 459611 ID: 34cbef
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459611

[Constance] Shark!

[Abel] Shark!

[Julia] Abel, this is our driver. Constance, meet abel.

>_______
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No. 459632 ID: 86c3a7

>Shark!
>Shark!
Squee!~

That's adorable. Fuzzy sharkgirls unite!

Exchange the tradition greeting of your people. Fin-bump, or whatever.
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No. 459635 ID: 085efe

>Exchange the tradition greeting of your people. Fin-bump, or whatever.

What if saying shark is the traditional greeting?
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No. 459642 ID: 34cbef
File 134921322590.png - (14.54KB , 588x313 , 179.png )
459642

>>459632
[Abel] I thought i was the only jawile out this far, are you apart of this devourer thing also?

[Constance] Well, i'm more a mercenary/choffeur for these people. I never go anywhere near the church, too much blood and i don't like going into a frenzy. You don't have a fin, are you vegan or something?

[Abel] Well it's more like i choose to only eat ration packs, i gave up carnivore a loooong time ago.

[Constance] Doesn't that mess up your system?

[Abel] If you can handle being in a constant frenzy all the time it sort of gives you better senses, like i can smell much better then I used to.

[Constance] Oh, well that's neat.

>input before continuation?
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No. 459646 ID: 86c3a7

...I almost said fin-bump or nose-rub. Way to mind read, chirps. XD

>constant frenzy all the time
Kind of explains the impulsiveness.

>input before continuation?
I got nothing. Cutsceen away!~
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No. 459649 ID: 0c2247

>>459611
Those are handcuffs. Ninja girl can totally escape on her own, so don't worry about her.
"So, Julia, what can you tell me about this Devourer guy? Was there a prior devourer that he ate to take the position? Is he some sort of ancient being?"
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No. 459670 ID: 34cbef
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459670

[Julia] Alright, Constance can lock up the sacrifices and you can ride with us abel.

[Abel] mkay, do i have to sleep like they do?

[Julia] no no, one is a replacement sacrifice prepper and the other one is being promoted to sacrifice prep so they need to conserve energy.

[Abel]... okay, so what exactly is this whole sacrifice thing.

[Julia] It's traditional that we offer up a girl to the devourer in order to garner luck and favor from him. He watches over us there at the church, and outsiders don't see it but he also protects us when we are outside the church.

[Abel]...w-well what's this whole sacrifice thing entail or what do you guys usually do for it.

[Julia] The service lasts about two days. It starts with current events messages that I detail out, such as how our church is doing monetarilly and how missionaries abroad are faring with starting up churches. Then after that there is comunion, i say a prayer and we eat and drink to our god. After that the sacrifice preperations begin where the girls assigned to it go retrieve the great devourer from his den and have to arouse him so he will accept our sacrifice. Then when the devourer is ready he preforms the ritual of mating with the sacrifice for the whole time and finishes with him eating the sacrifice when he becomes exhausted. While the girls go get the devourer the rest of the church pairs up and begins mating aswell. After all this is done, which is the day after and everyone is spent and full, we say our goodbyes and return to our normal lives outside the church. Unlike me and a small few of the congregation, every other girl has a life that they lead to better introduce our church to others. Some are lawyers, engineers, and even movie superstars.
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No. 459671 ID: 4a328b

Oh, so no meat means no fin + constant frenzy. Fun times!

CONTINUE
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No. 459680 ID: 34cbef
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459680

[Abel] uh, why? It's not normal to be around things like that...

[Julia] Abel, you don't see it yet, but the devourer is the only true thing to ever exist.
Do you love someone?

[Abel] well, yeah, i do have a guy that i really like and i want to be with.

[Julia] Well the problem with him is that he isn't perfect, and he isn't going to be honest all of the time. You have no distinct assurance that he won't be seeing someone else when you're not there.

[Abel] no, no i have complete trust in him...

[Julia] How can you trust in that, what proof do you have that he won't cheat on you? How well do you know him? Unlike the devourer no man can truly be known.

[Abel] But you follow a monster that rapes and eats people!

[Julia] no, you follow a belief that everyone is innocent even if you don't know a single thing about them.

[Abel] Alright, then how is your monster better then my boyfriend?

[Julia] First off, he isn't a monster- he's a god who loves us but mourns our evil. Secondly he loves us so much that he is willling to be the worst sinner in order to be on our level of existence. He just loves us so much it's beyond non-beleivers comprehension, that's why we try to return our love by feeding him and giving him all these sacrifices.

[Abel] This is way too much, i'm starting to lose it.

[Julia] Can you say that your boyfriend is the perfect man who loves you so much he is willing to become imperfect for you? Can you say that you would do the same for him? I won't pressure you to join our church, but join us for our sacrifice- and if the day ever comes where you find that no man can ever love you like the way you want, our doors will always be open.

>input
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No. 459684 ID: 4a328b

These guys are absolutely insane.

Say you'll go, though--it'll let you have access to the church so you can spring the doctor [And Petal, if she can't get out herself] instead of having to sneak around these crazy cultists.
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No. 459687 ID: 86c3a7

So their belief system is based on not having faith. They trust the only thing they can be 100% certain of. That's kind of odd.
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No. 459717 ID: 34cbef
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459717

another long cutscene, wait til end cutscene to suggest.

[Abel] I'll attend your crazy ritual, but i'm not joining your church.

[Julia]... Constance, can you stop here a second?

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[Abel] What, i don't wanna hear anymore.

[Julia] I want to point something out for you, but i don't want to overly offend you. Will you humor me on this?

[Abel]........... okay, but i'm not listening to whatever you say.
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No. 459720 ID: 34cbef
File 134922647492.png - (9.86KB , 598x320 , 183.png )
459720

[Julia] Abel, i want you to understand that you can't hide from us. You can't hide from him, no matter what you think you are or want you want to be you will still be you. The devourer always knew this and so do I.
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No. 459722 ID: 34cbef
File 134922661994.png - (13.05KB , 598x320 , 184.png )
459722

[Abel] woah WOAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, Stop. Stopit, i don't wanna hear anymore.

[Julia] Everyone is a monster, abel. The bank teller, the best friend you have had, me
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No. 459723 ID: 34cbef
File 134922673655.png - (11.96KB , 598x320 , 185.png )
459723

[Abel] No i said stop, get away from me

[Julia] And even you abel. Stop denying who you are because you think that's what a man wants, because the devourer loves you no matter what you are.
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No. 459724 ID: 86c3a7

Oh, shit, bunny girl is trying to trigger Abel's blood frenzy involuntarily.

FIGHT IT ABEL!
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No. 459725 ID: 34cbef
File 134922684329.png - (2.99KB , 598x320 , 186.png )
459725

[Abel] I SAID STOP, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING LISTEN!?

CRUNCH

[Julia] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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No. 459727 ID: 34cbef
File 134922702835.png - (10.10KB , 598x320 , 187.png )
459727

[Abel] I hate this place, I hate you people, why do you keep pushing me. I am not someone who likes being treated like a piece of trash and I'm not taking what your selling. I don't think you can even fathom the world of hate I have for you.
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No. 459729 ID: 34cbef
File 134922724846.png - (13.71KB , 598x320 , 189.png )
459729

[Constance] What the hell did you think you were doing by antagonizing a jawile like that Julia!?

[Julia] errrr, i-it's nothing... trying to make... a point.

[Constance] You have bigger balls then my ex boyfriend. I brought the doctor over to see if he can patch you up.

[Julia] Don't hurt abel, she is still learning... I think she'd make a great member of the church.

>Input
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No. 459732 ID: 4a328b

Ok, know what? Continue fighting. Bust the ninja and the doctor and any other sacrifices here. No stealth just shark.
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No. 459734 ID: f2c20c

>>459729
Spit her hand out.
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No. 459735 ID: 085efe

Swallow hand.
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No. 459736 ID: 86c3a7

>I think she'd make a great member of the church.
...you know what, no.

People are imperfect. We fail. We hurt one another. We lose control. But we have to have faith in each other, and in the best of ourselves. The answer is not to forsake faith, to give up, and embrace the dark just because it's simple, and you can trust it to always do what it does. That's not belief, that's the absence of it.

I don't care what you can make me do. I'm not giving up on myself, or my friends. We're getting out of here. *To the doctor* And you're coming with us as soon as you finish patching her up.
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No. 459737 ID: 37aa84

Abel you should stop. She's obviously trying to antagonize you and you shouldn't give her the satisfaction of becoming the monster she claims you to be. Plus if you lose it again you may hurt someone we don't want to.
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No. 459740 ID: 4a328b

>>459734
Yes, you are a vegetarian sort of, and eating it might de-frenzify you or something? Frenzy is an advantage, right?
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No. 459741 ID: 86c3a7

If you've already swallowed the hand, feel free to shark-fu punch yourself to force vomiting it back up. Show your determination.
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No. 459746 ID: 0c2247

>>459729
Spit that out or throw it up or whatever, then throw it at queen crazy there.
"Nobody's perfect, but we're defined by our drive to improve. Monsters are the ones who revel in their weakness and sin. You idolize your so-called god because you don't want to improve, you just want an enabler.
I know who I am, and I won't let you try to control me!"
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No. 459747 ID: 0c2247

>>459746
Oh, and Abel? You said you're in constant frenzy, so you should be in full control right now.
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No. 459748 ID: 6a1ec2

See the problem is these guys are helpless harmless bunbuns (cough) so worshipping a guy who eats them kind of makes sense in a twisted sort of way. But it doesn't apply to you. You could like, I dunno, bite his arm off. They're revelling in their helplessness as bunbuns seem wont to do, but you can never do the same because you have the ability to fight back. You'd just be lying to yourself if you tried to join. You can't worship the Devourer, because you devour.
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No. 459770 ID: bf54a8

"doc, reason i came here in the first place is to have you get a tumor our of the brain of my boyfriend's little brother, you wanna do that or you wanna watch these yahoos throw people to a monster?"
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No. 459795 ID: 34cbef
File 134923824845.png - (14.85KB , 802x454 , 190.png )
459795

[Abel] Ptooie, Fuch ya
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No. 459797 ID: 34cbef
File 134923834808.png - (27.01KB , 802x454 , 191.png )
459797

[Julia] Why do you keep de-

[Constance] HEY WAI-

SMACK

[Whimsical] This is not healthy for an injured person, but i don't wanna be smacked.
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No. 459798 ID: 34cbef
File 134923846273.png - (15.28KB , 802x454 , 192.png )
459798

[Abel] When you get done patching up that bitch, get inside. I'm done with these people, fuck i'm done with this planet.

>any last minute things?
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No. 459799 ID: 4a328b

Petal's onboard, right?

Also, do you actually neeeeeeeeeed Quint to get back offworld or can you just vamoose with his ship
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No. 459808 ID: 6a1ec2

Uh oh you forgot Quint!

Haha, good one right? Get thee gone.
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No. 459810 ID: 6e44d2

>>459799
Dude. Quint's awesome.
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No. 459812 ID: 86c3a7

...I hope whimsical is good at on the spot limb reattachment.

Well done, Abel. Not enough speechifying for my taste, but I guess smacking people around is more your thing. And you intimidated the target into captivity!
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No. 459813 ID: 4a328b

>>459810
I agree but a) time constraints, gotta get the Doc to the kid as soon as possible
b) Abel's kind of mad at him anyway!
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No. 459822 ID: b7169d

She just beat down a trained merc and some idiot cultist. Abel is now best character.
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No. 459823 ID: 0c2247

>>459798
Kidnap Lulu! Nothing would piss off that nutjob like de-brainwashing one of her favorite minions.
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No. 459839 ID: 011678

>>459823
It would also piss of the giant God thing they worship.
you know, the cannible rapist..
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No. 459922 ID: 34cbef
File 134929093561.png - (10.55KB , 603x311 , 193.png )
459922

[Petal] ...hey

[Abel] Oh, ninja, how long have you been free?

[Petal] For a while, don't mind if i sit here do ya?

[Abel] no, go ahead.
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No. 459923 ID: 34cbef
File 134929123331.png - (10.30KB , 575x337 , 194.png )
459923

[Constance] Just wanna say that it wasn't a fair fight, she told me not to hurt you.

[Abel] Yeah, sure.

[Constance] Where you going off to now?

[Abel] Just getting outta here, i'm totally done with this planet. Hey, why don't you come with? Can't be too much fun hanging around psychos all day.

[Constance] Sorry, can't. These people pay me consistantly- but thanks for the offer. Good luck with the no fin thing, Also I want a rematch.

[Abel] Well, good luck to you also constance, and if you ever come by urtz there's a bar named after me- I'm sure i can find time in my busy schedule. I have to go, I've got a giant bug waiting for me.

[Constance] Okay, bye then.
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No. 459924 ID: 34cbef
File 134929137445.png - (20.80KB , 775x464 , 195.png )
459924

[Constance] Those people look like they have all sorts of fun... Urtz, isn't that the space station? OH! Hey there mister big, I kinda lost all your food stuffs and got your lady friend all beat up, I hope this doesn't break my contract.
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No. 459925 ID: 34cbef
File 134929155577.png - (14.40KB , 591x313 , 196.png )
459925

[Quint] Welcome back everyone, OH LOOK! Why if it isn't the good doctor, well fine sir would you like to come with us off this big ol yellow rock and experience the joys and wonders of the great deep space?

[Whimsical]... you're talking to me? I guess it wouldn't be against my agenda... sure.

[Quint] FAN-TAS-STICK! Now lets get you prepped for departure, abel he might have to sit on your lap.

[Abel] I just wanna go.
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No. 459926 ID: 34cbef
File 134929164844.png - (32.79KB , 874x563 , 197.png )
459926

[Petal] Hahah, later bums. Thanks for the new ride, oh and take these too. We don't want'em.
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No. 459927 ID: 34cbef
File 134929173742.png - (15.80KB , 601x320 , 198.png )
459927

[Abel] Ugh, i don't want them either.

[Quint] ... cultists, well then. What are we gonna do with them?

>input
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No. 459932 ID: 86c3a7

>>459924
Oh snap. Harold is gonna eat Constance and then come after us.

>Bunbuns, what do?
...set them free? I'm not sure why we didn't leave them with the others. Unless we want to take them with us and try and teach them how not to be crazy cultists or something, but that sounds like a lot of work.
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No. 459940 ID: 6a1ec2

OK at least Petal had good enough taste to give us a ride back to our duct tape ship-duo before stealing it.
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No. 459954 ID: 735f4f

We could rape and eat them alive. Its what they would want.
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No. 459957 ID: f5832c

>>459924
um.. if one of you has a special Quint/Shark/Doctor ability to sence danger its probably shrieking like a banshee right now, id say listen to it.

Failing that, quint should get the doc inside and tell him what they need while he prep's the ship for take of whilst abel ask's the bunbun's if they want to take this opertunity to escape the crazy rape cult.
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No. 459959 ID: e94f05

>>459954
Or we could sell them as slaves.
Or we could keep them as slaves.
Or we could give them to someone as slaves.
Or we could set them free, but that's too boring.

Basically it comes down to mercy or slavery as we don't want to outright kill them because that could leave Whimsical on our bad side and that's no good.

They COULD help Abel at her shop, but she doesn't want to do anything with them, they could also help with menial tasks on Rerk's ship, but mutiny is to be expected from cultist, or we could leave them to Whimsical as assistants which I bet they would be more cooperative with since they get to see blood 'n stuff but then again, they're cultists.

Decisions decisions...
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No. 459977 ID: 34cbef

do you wanna take them, do you wannna leave them? I will need a better answer then just maybe, guys.
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No. 459982 ID: f5832c

im gonna say take them, but put them in the brig to be safe.
weve pissed the god of enough that if it was going to chase us it would do so with or without them, and this way we stand a chance of freeing them from what ever psychosis causes them to worship that...Thing
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No. 459986 ID: e94f05

Yeah take em why not, something will come up eventually.
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No. 459991 ID: 4a328b

I say we just let them go--'smore trouble than it's worth to keep'em, and it's not like we're going to kill them [yet].
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No. 460004 ID: 050585

If we leave them we can't just leave them here in the middle of nowhere with no way home. She said all the none preppers had lives outside the cult when a ritual was about to take place and since one is only a replacement for a sick preper and the other only recently got promoted to prep they should have a home we can drop them off at since we definitely don't want to go to the church of the cult we just made enemies of.

As for whether I think we should take them. Take them, we'll befriend them and show them the world isn't as horrible as they think and even if you can never be perfect that doesn't make you a monster.
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No. 460015 ID: 0c2247

>>459927
"What the heck is this? Why are you huddling together like that? Are you afraid we WON'T rape and eat you?
Man, this is pathetic. At least we know these two are stupid, not evil."

We're taking them so we can un-brainwash them, buuuut we can't have them their cult owners getting any ideas about rescuing.
Abel should call Constance and ask her to bitch out the high priestess for ruining her diet and then leaving her with snacks.
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No. 460031 ID: 34cbef
File 134931130777.png - (12.44KB , 587x308 , 199.png )
460031

[Quint] With my profound decision making skills, that of which is way too complicated to explain, I have decided that we are gonna take these girls with us.

[Abel] Well I already have a lap warmer, so you get them.
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No. 460032 ID: 34cbef
File 134931134712.png - (7.10KB , 587x308 , 200.png )
460032

And the group successfully take off.
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No. 460033 ID: 34cbef
File 134931138495.png - (7.89KB , 587x308 , 201.png )
460033

That's right, they successfully take off, without trouble or worry.
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No. 460035 ID: 34cbef
File 134931156863.png - (48.69KB , 926x567 , 202.png )
460035

And now the time has come, Another dreaded mortallity roll. Whimsical is a miracle surgeon, able to use anything to preform and his success rate is fairly decent. But it isn't just his skills that he depends on, and that is where you come into the fold.

You will roll to see if plipper pulls through or... doesn't.
type in "dice 1d100" into your email field to roll.

100-60 Complete success
59-20 He tried his best, but no difference.
19-1 Dead on the table.

Make your rolls.
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No. 460036 ID: 4a328b

rolled 61 = 61

O_O
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No. 460037 ID: 886a4d

rolled 26 = 26

welp.
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No. 460039 ID: bf54a8

rolled 95 = 95

ahhhhhh
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No. 460040 ID: 34cbef

rolled 15 = 15

i know i'm the author, but hell i'll roll also.
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No. 460041 ID: 86c3a7

rolled 61 = 61

Well... we had it, but now the average is at 43.5. Let's see if we can pull that back up.
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No. 460043 ID: 86c3a7

Average 51.6 now. Unless we're counting types of rolls- in which case we got 3 successes, 1 neutral, 1 fail.
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No. 460044 ID: 0c2247

Wait, is it number of successes? Average? First roll? What?
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No. 460045 ID: e94f05

rolled 79 = 79

>>460040
That roll was pure gold.
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No. 460048 ID: 86c3a7

56.17, 4s/1n/1f
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No. 460060 ID: 886a4d

email field
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No. 460061 ID: 4a328b

EMAIL field, salestax
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No. 460062 ID: 1e72ae

rolled 64 = 64

Oh, I was putting it in subject. whoops. I'll delete those 2 now.
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No. 460066 ID: 86c3a7

57.29, 5s/1n/1f

I really hope this is going by successes, and not averages. Because the more we roll, the more likely we are to start pulling it back down.
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No. 460072 ID: 37aa84

rolled 87 = 87

Please let this help die program.
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No. 460073 ID: 34cbef
File 134931807937.png - (25.86KB , 926x567 , 203.png )
460073

[Whimsical] I have good news and i have terrible news.

[Rerk] what is the bad.

[Whimsical] The cultists are the best assistants I've ever had, albeit a little crazy. You're little brother is perfectly fine now, a nights worth of sleep in the regen tank will make him good as new.

[Rerk] Oh... oh thank you so much. Was there any troubles? Will he be back to his normal self again?

[Whimsical] Well he won't be doing any triathlons that involve thinking and imagination i can tell you, but what was lost during the tumor this symbiot he has seems to be filling in quite well. I'd say the thing saved his life.
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No. 460074 ID: 86c3a7

>>460072
That does it!

Average: 61, exactly. 6 successful rolls, 1 neutral, and 1 failure (from the author!).
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No. 460075 ID: 34cbef
File 134931822467.png - (69.59KB , 530x314 , 204.png )
460075

And so the team returns back home to Urtz space station. Due to the quick surgery they have to resupply all of their provisions along with their medical equipment. And so after the long seven day travel back Abel, Quint, and Rerk head back to their favorite store owners little shop.
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No. 460077 ID: 34cbef
File 134931832512.png - (13.97KB , 496x504 , 205.png )
460077

[Quint] Hey boss how.... what's this?

[Abel] Um, I don't get it regina, Is this some sort of joke?
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No. 460078 ID: 0c2247

>>460077
"What's that for?
Regina, you didn't fall in with a cult again, did you?"
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No. 460079 ID: 34cbef
File 134931847834.png - (33.08KB , 1097x570 , 206.png )
460079

[Regina] Wellllllll, I was at my local church the other day and I heard a funny little rumor about you.

[Abel] rumor? ...you're not...

[Regina] Yep.

[Abel] But they...

[Regina] That's right.

[Abel] But I-

[Regina] Don't care.

Hunter End
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No. 460081 ID: 37aa84

Wow he updated only a minute after the last roll and we barely squeaked by I think the dice are either fans of suspense or were trolling us.
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No. 460082 ID: 0c2247

>>460079
"Hey, your high priestess was literally asking for it! You don't cut yourself and smear the blood on a Jawlie's face unless you WANT to get bit!"
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No. 460083 ID: 4a328b

Wonder where the magic scarecrow ended up...
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No. 460087 ID: 6a1ec2

It's funny because it was Quint who kidnapped the cultist. Abel just bit an arm off and wanted to be left alone. You got Abel in trouble, Quint!

>>460033

Poor Harold his waifus are flying away...
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