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458474 No. 458474 ID: f09b71

Another exhausting day goes by of training in various arts, but another night of a great bed leaves me ready for another still! Zirkala corrected herself, having a bit miscommunication regarding the date of the scythe moon holiday of which she is preparing for. I have 5 days before then, to which I will continue making the most out of!

My thoughts turn from sleep, to the fact that my sense of feel is informing me that it was more than just Muo who found themselves sleepwalking into my bed.
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No. 458475 ID: 364fd8

Oh my. So your whole disease situation... that's still a factor isn't it? Also, you seem remarkably bruise free. Clearly, you aren't training hard enough if you have time for all this fitful resting!
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No. 458476 ID: 886a4d

Errr check to see if you still have that veneral disease\curse. Then wish your bedmates good morning. Maybe ask why she joined you here.

What do we have planned for the day?
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No. 458477 ID: fae0c7

Wait, wait.
That almost looks like you're in bed with a second you, judging by the horns and the muscles.
Then again, it might just be the angle we're seeing...

..... wake and make sure you didn't just technically masturbate using a clone of yourself.
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No. 458479 ID: 629257

Dammit man, remember to turn your swag off before you go to bed!

Well no sense worrying about what took place here. Probably the least awkward thing to do is to let the others wake up first. At least you can enjoy the comfortable company and not be accused of any unseemly intent.
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No. 458480 ID: f2c20c

>>458476
We can't check it ourselves, I don't think.

>>458474
That's not Sili. The horns aren't right! It looks like you. What's going on here? Very carefully examine the kobold next to you.
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No. 458481 ID: b33427

Uh, there appears to be one more you in the bed than yourself, which is odd. Nudge Muo awake, and quietly ask if she knows what the heck is with this extra you.

You think Zirkala has a doppelgänger in her employ, and brought here for some reason. Maybe this is going to be part of a ploy to get the lizard-folk off your back.
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No. 458482 ID: bdb3f8

smoothly extricate yourself, leave them to wake up in bed with eachother.
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No. 458483 ID: f09b71
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458483

My disease is still in full force! And yes, perhaps Muo healed me overnight. I am supposed to be bruised, however, and so Ralex may give me double the bruises today! I do not know, but I will find out.

The first thing to do, however, is calmly wait for my bedmates, including one who looks like me, to wake up. Tempting as it may be to slowly remove myself and see what happens when they awake, they are far too involved in my positioning, and I cannot evacuate without disturbing them! It is mere seconds, regardless, before the other kobold's eyes snap open! She swings around onto me and clutches me by the shoulders. She is not a she at all, and Muo rolls off the bed!

>"Oh right!!"

That sounds.. similar to me? Do I sound like that?

>"You! Me! I'm you from the future! Don't worry you're not in danger except sort of! I only have 20 seconds minus however long I spent sitting in bed waking up just now so you've got to take Rotfrost's potion and listen it is crazy important that you get the best ingredients otherwise it'll be a complete waste of time and uh oh I'm about to merge back into you or something I don't know how magic goes but I technically won't die I guess!"
"Uh"
>"You got 5 days!"
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No. 458486 ID: f09b71
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458486

fizzlepop
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No. 458487 ID: 42c1c6

Geeze you people, do all kobolds look the same to you? Racists. Look at that long tapered mouth, that's not seeker.

And Seeker, this is one of those things that bards tell tales of (not the kind you tell when kids are present obviously). You've been at this for a week and you already get to tell a story of bedding two women.

So, how many days left in your venereal curse? Never thought a week could last so long, eh? Did you get a chance to try the violin or has this just been another day of combat training? Is Sili really this attached to you (aww, you have a girlfriend at home).

Also, just a note, maybe you should reconsider finding the kobold ghouls. It's going to happen anyway, maybe it'll be better coming from you than a bunch of undead showing up and making it happen. It's a lose/lose situation, but this way you can at least you can share their last moments of freedom. If you do, refuse payment (that's the kind of thing that would never sit right).
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No. 458488 ID: 42c1c6

well, scratch everything I said then.
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No. 458489 ID: 886a4d

1. Do you know who Rotfrost is?
2. I think we need to talk to Zircala about whether time travel is even possible and we're not being pranked.
3. I guess we need to gather potion ingredients? And no shortcutting.
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No. 458490 ID: c99cad

I firmly believe this to be just a prank of some sort, either by the Drake, Zirkala, or Tom fucking with us.

We could always just question Zirkala or the drake about it, hell even Tom might tell us if he didn't do anything.
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No. 458491 ID: b33427

Make a "what the heck was that" face, then lean over and ask Muo if she just saw that, and accuse Tom of shenanigans.

Alright, so there's three possibilities:
1. Somebody is pranking you with an illusion, in which case you can ignore it and go back to bed.
2. Zirkala is testing you, again, in which case you should get on that task right away.
3. You really did travel back in time to warn yourself, in which case you should go "what the hell," then get on that task right away.

Since two out of three possibilities lead to the same outcome, the obvious choice is to get the best ingredients for Rotfrost's potion, whatever that is.

Go to Zirkala, and tell her what just happened, and what the ingredients for Rotfrost's potion are. Ask if she can check the bed for magical residue or something, to see if there really was some temporal magics going on.
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No. 458492 ID: 364fd8

>>458489

Eh. Even if it is a prank, no sense not playing along. Everyone has more fun that way, right? Either way, presumably we can be expected to be asked to help someone named Rotfrost make a potion fairly soon. So... I suppose the thing to do is get dressed, have a good breakfast, and wait for that to happen.
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No. 458494 ID: f2c20c

Rotfrost sounds like someone's nickname for Zirkala, since she smells like rotting ice when in lich form.

That was not you. You don't call her Rotfrost. Report immediately to the lich.
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No. 458496 ID: f09b71
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458496

"Muo, what?"
>"I don't know, I'm sorry! Tom says he doesn't have anything to do with that, time travel is one of the few rules that he is absolutely told to be serious about!"
"But what if it was an illusion!"
>"Tom says he is very offended, and sticks by his words. Sorry again, but I've got to go do stuff today! I'll be at the slime place if you need me until I teach you some more about the upper world tonight."
"Very well, goodbye for now, Muo."
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No. 458498 ID: f09b71
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458498

I do not know who this Rotfrost is! I will talk to Zirkala, since I doubt I could get anything out of Tom by pressing him more. I locate her in the expected place, the breakfast dining hall.

"Hello, Lady Zirkala, Ralex!"
>"Hello, Story Seeker." Zirkala says.
>"Go bruise yourself after breakfast, runt." Ralex... greets.
"A question, Zirkala, and my apologies if it seems out of place! Is time travel possible?"
>"These days, time magic is forbidden by divine order, and it is effectively impossible to become a time mage now. Nevertheless, it was not always like that. Since you mention it, I will tell you that these halls you've been walking in and out of used to be a time mage school and residence, long since abandoned by the time I took up residence here. Abandoned, of course, but there may be left over festering magic, along with perhaps an artifact or two that may still hold potent time magic. Dare I ask if you have had some time related misfortune?"
"Ah.. perhaps, yes!"
>"Perhaps you should suspect Tom." Zirkala continues.
"I have, and still do! Nevertheless, do you know of anyone called 'Rotfrost'?"
>"... Ralex, were you actually telling him stories?"
>"No."
>"That is concerning, as I would not know how you knew of Rotfrost. Like Ralex, I am summoning Rotfrost for her services in the upcoming event. Yet, her summoning circle was made just last night, and I was just about to fetch her after your and Ralex's breakfast. And here you are, somehow knowing of her. Ralex, tell Story Seeker about Rotfrost."
>"Witch. Did curses and jinxes and crap for me back in the day. Almost killed Zirkala, but almost ain't good enough."
>"As you can tell, Ralex is not aspiring to be a bard."
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No. 458499 ID: 886a4d

Well here is what happened, I woke up with myself in bed with me, he told me to make sure Rotfrost's potion had the finest quality ingredients. Now it is possible that it still is a prank. But if not it doesn't hurt me to play along.
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No. 458501 ID: bf54a8

so if she wants an eye of newt we need the best fucking eye ever.
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No. 458502 ID: 61e7f9

"I woke up in bed with me from the future and he said 'You've got to take Rotfrost's potion and listen it is crazy important that you get the best ingredients otherwise it'll be a complete waste of time.'."

"Something else about 20 seconds not sure how this time magic works and he poofed away."
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No. 458505 ID: f2c20c

>>458498
Huh. I really did expect Rotfrost to be another name Zirkala goes by.

We have no idea what the potion is for, so until we find out there's no way to plan for it. We don't even know if it's a potion Zirkala is supposed to know about. Just tell her you'll keep her informed if it's something important.

Ask Zirkala why she's summoning *multiple* people that almost killed her. Are they somehow incapable of attacking her now?
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No. 458510 ID: b33427

"I woke up in bed next to myself, who woke up, said he had twenty seconds, told me I have to take Rotfrost's potion, and to get the absolute best ingredients for it, otherwise it'll be a waste of time. Then he said I have five days, and vanished."

Grab some breakfast to go, and ask Zirkala if she could summon Rotfrost now, if possible. Say you did sound rather urgent to yourself, and you want as much time as you can get to get what you need to get to get out of whatever is going to get you.

...And you still suspect Tom to have some part in this, somehow.
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No. 458513 ID: f09b71
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458513

"Zirkala, it seems that you are summoning multiple people that have made attempts on your life! Are they incapable of attacking you now?"
>"Technically they are capable, but I can pull the soul out of their husks at any time, and that will also happen if they kill me. You are right, however, the strongest souls I have acquired do happen to belong to my enemies, most of the time."

"I woke up in bed with myself, and with what was apparently a mere 20 seconds to speak, he - I? - said that I should make sure I had the best ingredients for Rotfrost's potion, otherwise it'll be a waste of time. Then he poofed! It could still be a prank, of course, but I may as well play along! I will inform you if anything important happens."
>"Yes, I am still believing it to be a prank." says Zirkala.
>"Sounds more like the kobold is gettin' a case of bein' a pussy and trying to come up with a wiry tale to get outta training." Ralex says.
>"Don't worry. I will not let Story Seeker skimp on that, but I do not believe that is his intention. As I say, Story Seeker, I will be summoning her soon, but perhaps you would have better things to do than wait around for that. The offer to seek out ghouls is still open."
"It did sound a bit urgent, so while I do not mean to pressure, it would be nice if summoning her could be done as soon as possible."
>"Oh, very well, Story Seeker. I trust this sort of urgency will not be a constant issue."
"I will make it a point to make this an exception!"
>"Then wait in your room, and her first task will be to meet you. Don't ask why."

>Rotfrost sounds like a name Zirkala would go by
It occurs to me that this is an excellent observation, but I would never dare mention this to Zirkala!
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No. 458515 ID: f09b71
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458515

I wait, and within thirty minutes time, I hear running coming from down the halls. Ralex is shouting for Rotfrost to get back to him, but instead, she comes up right to me, shouting at no distance away! It is also no mystery why she is called Rotfrost, as she is far more deserving of the title than Zirkala from smell alone. Also to note, is that it is by no accident that the word 'rot' is the first of the two!

>"Rotfrost has been summonnned! Thiss! The tramp from my visions! The tramp requires a potion for its well being! Rotfrost will make him that potion, yes, but will not be for free, no! It requires an enchantment of spell repelling! Any magic potion, scroll or item with this enchanted trait shall do! Secondly, a lock of hair from one without inhibitions! The less inhibition the owner has, the more potent the potion shall be! Return with adequate supplies, and the tramp shall not be trapped for all eternity!"
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No. 458517 ID: 364fd8

No inhibitions eh? Looks like it's time for another trip to goblin town then!

Come to think of it, finding someone around here with hair in the first place would require a trip to goblin town.

Anyway, might as well see about getting a disguise from the usual sources. Hopefully Z can spot you the other ingredient.
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No. 458518 ID: f2c20c

>>458515
Trapped for all eternity? What. Ask what she is talking about. This has got to be a joke!
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No. 458519 ID: f2c20c

>>458517
Muo might not have inhibitions. We should ask her about that before entering the goblin town where we are already known as a person of interest.
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No. 458520 ID: 886a4d

This is such a prank. Oh well, first to the goblin town! As for the spell repelling item. .. . I have no idea. I guess we talk to Zircala about that.
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No. 458521 ID: bf54a8

it must be maximum power. take some of rotfrost's hair :3c
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No. 458522 ID: b33427

Ask if it specifically has to be hair, 'cause there's many that don't have any, then vacate the room at maximum speed to get away from Rotfrost's stench.

First stop, Zirkala. Ask her who around here has the absolute best enchantment of spell repelling. It'll probably be her, and she's not going to part with whatever it's on, so you'll want the second best available. Maybe there's a mage hunter around with some enchanted gear you could steal.

As for the hair of inhibition, why not think big? How about the Hair of Tom. Almost certainly out of reach, but you're going to get Muo's "hair" anyway, so may as well talk to her first.
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No. 458523 ID: f09b71
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458523

".... does it have to be hair?"
>"The component the tramp asks about may technically be anything, but hair is the most tried and true!"
"Can it be your hair?"
>"The tramp wishes for bubbly death! The tramp wishes for bubbly, rotty death!"
"I'll.. be off then."

Ralex catches up.

>"Not even 2 blasted seconds since a summon and you already get an episode, wench! Get back to the quarters, we need your magic!" Ralex yells
>"Eh?! Where am I?! What's this kobold doing here? Looks like a fine specimen."
"Thank y-"
>"To make a stew out of."
"Oh."
>"No stew, he is a friend of Zirkala's!" Ralex continues.
>"How... not strange at all. Ah, I remember now. Yes, the vision! Kobold, you.. you heard me, yes. Come back when you have everything, deary, and don't just get any old thing, use your brain! Remember the saying, a mortal that uses their head is a mortal that isn't dead!"
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No. 458524 ID: f09b71
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458524

Since Zirkala is so close by, I decide to stop by her first for the enchanment. I will also see about getting Muo's hair, as I do not see her as the epitome of restraint! It would be easy if that is acceptable to the witch, though I may as well ask Tom as well. But first thing is first.

"Apologies for the earlier rush, Zirkala! I notice that you are in your mortal form now?"
>"Yes, I had it lying around, so it was convenient to use. I do not like trying to manipulate these potion vials with bone fingers."
"Well, I am seeking an enchanted item of repelling magic!"
>"I have some of those, yes. Borrow or have?"
"Have, I would say!"
>"Then you must pay, but I will accept payment over time depending on the strength of the item. There will be no rush so long as you make progress. I have things in the range of shoddy, 200g items, to those which warmages would have upwards of 10,000 gold. Not the best of the best, as I am not an enchanter, and this is mostly junk I have laying about."
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No. 458525 ID: 364fd8

"I was very specifically asked not to skimp on quality, so... it looks like I'm going to end up in debt for you for a while on this!"
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No. 458526 ID: f2c20c

>>458524
Inform her that the strength of the enchantment is the only important part, not the usefulness of the item. That should lower the price a little, I think. Ask for the best. We can pay over time and go into debt with her, because apparently this is kindof important? As in, we'll get trapped for all eternity otherwise? Also ask if there's even any enchanters nearby to get something better than what she has around.
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No. 458528 ID: b33427

>>458526
Yeah, say that only the strength of the enchantment matters, so a one-use potion or scroll with a really strong effect would be better than an item with a less powerful continuous effect.

Thinking on the "hair," perhaps one from a small child would be better than from Muo, since a child hasn't learned as many, or even of some kinds of, inhibitions yet.
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No. 458529 ID: c6ec33

>>458524
Hold up. Explain everything that happened with Rot Frost. Point out that this matches your strange self-encounter too perfectly to be a trick, unless RF is in on it.

Also, point out that you need the *best* ingredients. See if she knows of any place around here to get something better than what she has and get back within a 5-day timeframe. If not, point out that any item with the highest-level enchantment will do to save on cost, and then get the best she has.

Then, ask for suggestions on the inhibition bit. Point out that you've already considered yourself, the goblins, and Muo.
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No. 458530 ID: 6e44d2

For inhibitions, we should go find that bodyguard of ours, what's his name. He'll do anything for food.
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No. 458531 ID: f09b71
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458531

I share with Zirkala the event with Rotfrost, and that if this is a prank, then Rotfrost is in on it!

"So, I would like the best, as this is important!...? In any case, it is the enchantment I am after, not the item, does that change anything?"
>"No. What I have is a collar, which while not 'cheap', is hardly a fraction of the enchantment."
"Then I will take it!"
>"It is 15,000 gold."
"Yes."
>"... Follow me, then, to the store room. You will be working with me for a long time, Story Seeker. I hope your "future self" and Frostrot are not full of it. Mind you it makes no difference to me now. Now, this collar is amongst the best, but it does not have any guards against detection. Any mage who detects this may see a kobold for the stealing, so don't go wearing it anywhere unless you plan on getting hit with a spell or something."
"And for the record, are there any enchanters around that would have even more powerful enchantments?"
>"Not to my knowledge. This region is far more ancient than I, so perhaps there are items lying about, but I do not know."
"Well, thank you, Zirkala! Do you have any suggestions for the inhibition? I suspect a few, but Muo and goblins are at the top of the list!"
>"Goblins. Specifically, their leader, though asking for a lock of hair may or may not go well. If you are seeking the absolute best, however, that is where I would go."

I suppose that next on the list is to either visit Muo, or the goblin home and leader! Or maybe look for some child who doesn't know any inhibition. Or Clunker, he may not have much.

>"I am able to take a break from my work soon. Would you like to meet me in my bedroom in one hour?" Zirkala asks out of the blue.
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No. 458533 ID: 2b7692

You would like to, but the curse.
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No. 458534 ID: c6ec33

You would love to, of course.

But...

Ask her in a *polite* and non-blunt way if this will endanger your no-sex agreement, or if she simply wishes to move your conversation to another venue.

Also, say that you trust her to be fair with you when it comes to paying off your debts. You've honestly had a more interesting life working with her than anything you've had previously, and a little extra service certainly can't hurt. Suggest that maybe giving you some kind of item that can detect magical items might be a good investment, since you are generally out in areas where she doesn't go. Depending on the complexity of the item, you could act as a remote detector for her and radio back anything you happen to come across.

An hour doesn't really give you a lot of time, so you might as well stick around and train at fighting, if Mr. Beat-you-to-a-pulp is not otherwise occupied.
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No. 458536 ID: 2f4b71

Seeing as you only need to give the collar to Rotfrost, you may as well leave it here rather than dragging said Valuable Item to goblin-town.
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No. 458537 ID: c99cad

That depends entirely on if she desires conversation or something more intimate.

Conversation we are good for, the other? Not so much.
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No. 458539 ID: 62bab4

Drat. We went from having a nice surplus of gold to being in debt. I hope, at least, you set aside the cash Muo needs to get home.

Goblins prolly have less inhibitions that Muo. We've already seen her not do things.

>Time travel
...it was inevitable, wasn't it.
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No. 458541 ID: e3f578

We should ask Clunker if he knows of anyone that is like that before we commit to getting anything. I mean, gnolls ARE known for their brutality and taking what they want all the time. Though lack of inhibitions could also include the lack of inhibition to do selfless things as well, to which case I think that, yeah, the goblin's would have a balanced lack.
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No. 458546 ID: f09b71
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458546

"Uh... may I ask if this would endager the no sex agreement, or were you simply wishing to move your conversation over?"
>"Yes. I was more checking if you had forgotten or stopped caring. You did say you had possibly plans to go to the goblin territory, after all, and I do know how it turned out the last time."
"Ah, I still have every intentional to follow through with that!"
>"Excellent. Never mind, then."
"And I do trust you to be fair about my debt! You know, perhaps an item that can detect magical items may be a good investment, as I do go out in areas where you don't go. Perhaps I could simply tell you about such things!"
>"Perhaps if there is something especially valuable, but I do not care to have a kobold running about so that I can attempt petty thievery, but otherwise that idea does have merit. It is not as complex, so I will give you one. The first will be free of charge, consider it a bonus. If you lose it, it will cost 1,000 per detector afterwards. I will give it to you in the form of a poor looking sash you may wear under your clothes."
"Thank you!"

>Did you set aside money for Muo?
I certainly am still doing that! I'm sure Zirkala would not mind so long as I still continue paying her back otherwise.
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No. 458547 ID: f09b71
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458547

Day 1 - Midmorning

I head off to Clunker, first, since the bedroom is a no go. Although I am not leaning towards him for the lack of inhibition, the Drake's lair is not particularly out of the way towards the goblin home!

>"Hey hey, my boy. What brings ya back to me?"
"Hello, Clunker, Miss...?"
>"Yeah, I let him know." miss Drake says.
>"Ain't a trouble. Sure I could let others know or try somethin' dumb an' steal her hoard, then what? All I got is some gold or somethin', but gold can run dry! The drake keeps me fed and I ain't about to mess anythin' like that up. I'm a whistly clean gnoll these days."
"That... is good." Albiet sounding possibly like well thought tactics that are not that of an inhibitionless gnoll! "Since you are clearly a good thinking, Clunker, it would not be you, but I am in search of an individual whom has no inhibition!"
>"Inhibiwha?"
"Restraint, and the willpower to refrain from doing whatever they pleas!"
>"Oh, yeh, I'm not that guy! But most gnolls'll'd'tha'kind of thing."
"What?"
>"Gnolls, kid! Clean yer ears. Probly some drunk ones 'round the commons."
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No. 458548 ID: 440525

Wouldn't going back in time to tell yourself this cause a paradox? Or at least an unstable time loop? There is a reason time travel is forbidden.
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No. 458551 ID: 62bab4

>not an inhibitionless gnoll
Yeah, he's showing restraint there.

And if he was without inhibitions, he would not have reacted as poorly as he did when you last showed up here in your lizardgirl disguise (although, granted, he defaulted back to "hot hot" pretty quick).

Not sure if drunk gnolls is what we want. Wouldn't someone naturally inhibition-less be better than one who gets that way via drinking?

>>458548
Hey, there's no problem if future-SS came from a doomed offshoot timeline. No reason the alpha-timeline can't be stable in that case.

There's a slight paradox in this timeline (the causeless effect of future-SS's appearance), but if you look at the whole (FSS moving from one timeline to another) there's no paradox.
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No. 458553 ID: e3f578

No Clunker, we need the worst of the worst even when they're not drunk, but also if they have no restraint in their niceness would be great too. 24/7 even without drugs no inhibition. And we need names.
We have one for the goblin's, the leader/chief person. If he knows someone specific better, or the drake does, that would be great. Someone that can and has done everything. Thievery, murder, rape, charity, love, joking, hurting, and has no sense of caution.
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No. 458554 ID: bf54a8

basically someone second only to tom in Chaos.
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No. 458556 ID: e3f578

>>458554
Even Tom has inhibition
He's not overstepping his bounds in godhood (I'm sure he's terrified the other gods will do to him what they did to the old chaos god, Chee's probably going to have a lot more free reign to do as she pleases when she dies and ascends. Also, the worst he and Muo have done is have people daterape each other... at least I think that qualified as daterape).
We need someone worse than Tom. With a worse rapsheet.
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No. 458557 ID: c31f72

Why can't we use ourself? We don't seem to have any inhibitions unless we're being paid!
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No. 458558 ID: 0c2247

>>458553
Basically Deadpool.
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No. 458559 ID: 62bab4

>>458556
In addition to all that, don't forget Tom is also monogamous, and in a stable relationship with his succubus-consort. That gives him a host of inhibitions we could avoid if we find someone looser.

>>458557
Story Seeker has still balked at some of our more outlandish and/or racy suggestions. We can find someone less inhibited than he is.
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No. 458560 ID: f09b71
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458560

"Sorry, Clunker, but I need the worst of the worst, with no inhibitions toward being being nice either, on drugs or alcohol or not!"
>"Uh... eh, hm. Dunno then."
>"Go frolick with your gobby buddies." the Drake blurts out. "Any one of them. It's almost too easy, I don't want to recommend it."
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No. 458561 ID: 1e7d43

>>458556
>>458559
To be fair, I don't think Tom's monogamy is a matter of inhibitions. It's just that he happens to only be in love with Minci. If he were attracted to someone else, too, he'd probably just snatch 'em up and start a little harem. I don't think Minci would mind it, either.

And I doubt he has much choice when it comes to obeying the other gods. They're keeping him on a tight leash.


I don't think you can get more chaotic or uninhibited than the Chaos god, just by definition.

Of course if we went after his hair we'd still have a lot of work to do. In fact, that might make things harder. :/ Instead of trying to find the right person we'd be working on how to swindle the Chaos god himself. Find some way to trick him into taking his old, mortal form for just a moment so we could swipe a bit of fur. That may be a bit beyond our reach...
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No. 458563 ID: 1e7d43

Oh, and we shouldn't make the mistake of thinking "uninhibited" necessarily means "evil" (though the uninhibited certainly can be). An uninhibited person would just be really, really reckless and wild. A random nut. Just my two cents re: that last update. :V

Actually, NanQuest's Santiago would be a really good example.
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No. 458564 ID: 62bab4

>>458561
Hmm. If we're defining inhibitions as things someone won't do- does the cause matter? Is being restrained by love or respect distinct from being restrained by shame, or prudishness?

>almost too easy
That's kind of why we're thinking about this! Why would a warning from the future necessary, if this task were easy and obvious to complete?
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No. 458565 ID: bf54a8

>>458564
can't and wont are different things, inhibitions are things you WONT do. disobeying the other gods are things he CAN'T do. is like a dog on a leash, a dog can be insane but if it's on a leash it can't bite anyone.
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No. 458566 ID: e3f578

Do goblin's even have hair or body item that can be taken from them easily? I mean, are we gonna cut off their ears?
You know a lich may actually qualify, one that isn't as rational is Zirkala, which is most considered the dumb risks involved and the amount of power that goes to their heads. Lich's can have hair if they take a mortal form like Zirkala occasionally. We have five days to befriend the most insane and ambitious kind of lich.

So here's a list of potential inhabitionless targets
Gobbo leader
Gnolls (unidentified)
Tom (has some inhabition, but still probably a very high-quality product with that trait)
A different kind of Lich (try and look for one that is trying to become one, I doubt we'll find an accomplished one in this dimension)
or a serial-killer/rapist of any race
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No. 458577 ID: f2c20c

>>458560
Tell her that sounds like your best bet, and you would like her to put that female disguise on you again. Uh, but tell her she's got the wrong idea. You're trying to locate a potion ingredient- a lock of hair from one with no inhibitions.

Consider taking Muo along just so she can get you out of trouble.
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No. 458582 ID: 364fd8

The goblin leader still seems like the clear best bet. Is the drake willing to hook you up with a disguise again?
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No. 458584 ID: f98806

>>458560
am i detecting envy? it seems to me miss drake is missing out company
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No. 458592 ID: f09b71
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458592

"Easy is practically what I am going for! I think I will be off, then, to the goblin home, perhaps their leader! Would you be willing to give me another disguise, perchance? Also! You appear somewhat agitated by me going to the goblins, miss Drake, is there something wrong?"
>"You never visiiiiit! I'm not gonna give you a disguise until you visit me for a whole day!"
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No. 458593 ID: 886a4d

She likes you! Alright I think we can swing a day of hanging with Miss Drake. Tomorrow though since we do have training today and I doubt any of your trainers would be impressed with you cancelling without a days notice.
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No. 458595 ID: f2c20c

Wh... okay.

I think she's asking you out on a date. Accept!
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No. 458598 ID: bdb3f8

"my dear, all you had to do was ask. I was under the impression my presence annoyed you. I would love to visit with you."
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No. 458599 ID: 62bab4

tsundrake!

...weren't we here, like yesterday? Or was that the day before? How much time has passed since the day we brought Clunker to her and did the lizard-clone mission?

>I'm not gonna give you a disguise until you visit me for a whole day!
It's a date! *cheekily*
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No. 458601 ID: f09b71
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458601

>Weren't we here yesterday?
Briefly! It has been... well, a few days since I spent much time with her at all. Perhaps all of that lonely time she has had has created quite a backlog of needing companionship!

"Miss, all you had to do was ask! I would love to visit with you, so it's a date! Certainly either today or tomorrow, as I do have prior arrangements involving my training!"
>"Hmph, you better! Then I'll give you a disguise."

It is true, however, that Ralex may not enjoy me taking a day off suddenly, and even Zirkala said she would not let me skimp, so perhaps I should afford another day prior to potion ingredient hunting. And if so, then if I should do anything special besides training all day.
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No. 458603 ID: f2c20c

Well, we could use some money, now that we're 15k in debt with Zirkala. Let's... well, first I think we should give the collar to Rotfrost and get to this morning's training with Ralex. Then we should check with Muo and ask if she has any info on slime sizes, and if she's noticed anything odd about set-size slimes drinking water.
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No. 458605 ID: f13117

>>458474
I see this as a good idea, it is high time to have some nice quiet time with a lady. You have been running around all the time, take a break. (not counting the manners training with Muo)
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No. 458632 ID: b33427

>>458601
This is a good excuse to be with Miss Drake. You have been neglecting her, you have to admit. It'll give you a chance to recount what's been happening with you, and then think up ideas of what she can do during the day other than eat and sleep.

>>458603
Actually, don't give the enchanted collar to Rotfrost just yet. You may luck out and find something else that's about as good in the next few days for free. Other than that, do the training with Ralex, and then go check in with Muo if she's back.
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No. 458635 ID: 86c3a7

>>458632
Make absolutely sure not to bring the expensive collar to training where it would inevitably get destroyed.
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No. 458636 ID: f2c20c

>>458632
>luck out and find something
I'd say that's less likely than someone robbing us for the extremely powerful magical item they can detect on us.
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No. 458637 ID: e3f578

>>458635
Where can we leave it? At home, unguarded where it'll inevitably get stolen? Best luck it'll have anywhere is with the drake, but she may not give it back if she views it as her hoard as soon as it's there. And she's probably going to get raided eventually too, especially with her false reputation as a powerful dragon with lots of gold. It'll probably be an organized effort that Clunker can't defend against.

The real best bet is probably just to leave it with Zirkala until we actually need it.
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No. 458639 ID: cca73f

>>458636
As a bard in training, Story Seeker should know (or at least believe) that narrative causality is more potent than luck. Finding one is simply a matter of questing for one.
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No. 458641 ID: f09b71
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458641

>Where to leave the expensive enchanted item?
As with my gold, I am leaving it in Zirkala's care! I suppose there is no point in giving it to rotfrost until I also have the lock of hair or some such.

Day 1 - Late Morning Through Mid Afternoon

For now, I head back to her place to train with Ralex for awhile, until we go through an alotted amount of healing scrolls. Then he beats me up some more and we take a break!
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No. 458643 ID: f09b71
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458643

Muo hasn't come back yet, so I continue training by making a fast jog to the slime region. I forgot how foggy this place could get, but I'm sure I could find a slime that has seen Muo.

>"Halt! Who has entered the domain of the slimes!"

Like that. Pretty rambunctious for what are usually docile little things.

"Greetings, young slime! I am looking for one named Muo. She takes the form of a humanoid girl, and has just arrived today."
>"You wish to see the queen?! I do not think that we allow just anyone to see her on merely asking!"
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No. 458644 ID: 886a4d

... How can a slime who just arrived today become Queen?

I bet we'll be rescuing Muo from being sacrificed or something silly like that.
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No. 458645 ID: f2c20c

Tell him it's her boss.
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No. 458647 ID: e3f578

You're not merely asking, you're here to see a different Muo, probably. If he still insists, you two have a business relationship earlier from before she became queen today. Or if she's actually been Queen for a while and has been joking with us from day 1 about the travel thing, well shit, you still got to talk business with her then.

And okay, if he's still not going to let you through, just let us set up an appointment and let her know you came by. Stupid overly protective guards... oh wait she's probably been kidnapped and forcibly married by the king.
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No. 458649 ID: f09b71
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458649

"Ah, I am her boss!"
>"O-oh. Okay."

Easy, and I can't complain! He leads me on to Muo, who appears to be living the high life.

>"Hello Story Seeker! Don't worry, I'll still be back at evening time for a bit."
"Excellent. Say, I couldn't help but notice that you appear to be queen. May I ask how you became queen of the slimes, here?"
>"I became queen when I told them I was."
"And there was no pre existing king or queen?"
>"Nope. I'm just filling a vacant slot. A lot of naga, goblins and lizards come by to get water, and I'm going to make them ask politely for it instead of just taking it like they usually do."
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No. 458651 ID: 886a4d

Your probably gonna need to use Tom's powers for that.
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No. 458652 ID: c6ec33

>>458649
Tell her that sounds like an awesome idea, and that slimes totally shouldn't be walked on and stuff. It never hurts to compliment~

Also, tell her that you have a question that she and her *special friend* might be able to help you with. You're looking for the person around these parts with the least inhibition. You're guessing that it's the goblin leader, but you'd like to be sure.
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No. 458655 ID: f2c20c

I am amaze. Ask her if she wants to help you out later (like a couple days) with an expedition into goblin territory. And if you can get a private conversation with her here.
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No. 458656 ID: d79664

I am really curious as to how the whole biology of slimes work... Ask Muo how the higher society royalty system works.
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No. 458658 ID: f09b71
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458658

"That sounds like a great idea! You'll probably have to use Tom's power for that."
>"Yep, that's the idea. But maybe they'll cooperate! We're just asking them to ask us politely. Very politely."
"So how does higher slime nobility work anyway?"
>"Usually? It doesn't."
"Oh, uh... anyway! I am looking for a person around these parts with the least inhibition, and I think that you and your special friend can help me out with that. I am guessing that is the goblin leader, but I do want to make sure before jumping to conclusions! Specifically, I need a lock of their hair."
>"I'm sorry, since I just got here, I don't know many people. Tom says it may be me, but not him. He says he was second in line to become the god of inhibition, in fact, that none are more inhibited than he! Well, maybe that's because of outside influences, but it's probably the same thing when it comes to a potion. Too bad, he says, since Tom would be willing to help you out and give you some of his, well, fur, because it sounds interesting."
"I don't suppose then that you'd be willing to help me out later with an expedition into goblin territory?"
>"I'm sorry again, but I'm going to be very busy outside of your lessons. Plus, it wouldn't seem right for the slime queen to go wandering around the goblin home uninvited, I don't think? Uh, assuming I would be uninvited."
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No. 458661 ID: ab701f

Just ask her to be on the lookout for particularly uninhibited people coming for water, like someone coming to skinny dip or something.
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No. 458664 ID: d79664

>>458661
This makes sense, I shall second it.
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No. 458666 ID: b33427

Point out that if she's going to be changing the status quo on the goblins fetching water, even if it's just asking them to be polite about it, she's probably going to end up having to talk to the goblin's leader anyway. You just don't how soon it'll be.

Hey, suggest that maybe the slimes could start a water delivery business. They'd charge a nominal fee to carry the water up to anyone who'd hire them. The water source would still be open to anyone who'd ask politely, they'd just save themselves a lot of trips by paying instead.
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No. 458667 ID: e3f578

>>458658
We should probably collect a sample of her hair
Rotfrost will probably be able to compare and choose the best ingredients.
Interview her though, is she's willing to do horrible things and good things, and when me mean horrible things, we mean HORRIBLE things. And when we mean good things, we mean REALLY selfless things.
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No. 458669 ID: f2c20c

I... kindof think we're good with just going for the goblin queen. Everyone says she's who we want.

If we can, try to ask Muo about the ghouls thing without mentioning ghouls or the lich.
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No. 458673 ID: 7e908a
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458673

"If you could do me a favor and just keep an eye out on people with low inhibitions, like someone coming to skinny dip, then please let me know!"
>"Sure!"
"Also, you may want to think about making a watery delivery business. You all can charge a little fee to carry the water up to anyone who would hire you."
>"Heyyy yeah that is a pretty good idea, thank you! I will see how the politeness thing goes over first."
"By the way, could I get a sample of your hair just in case? I don't know if you're willing to do really good and really horrible things, though!"
>"Uh... it depends?"

Perhaps if these were a potion of uncertainty, but for now she gives me a glob of hair, as it wouldn't hurt if I honestly can't get the goblin leader or another good match.

>Try to ask Muo about the ghouls thing without mentioning ghouls or the lich.
That sounds... difficult!

My goal is still for the goblin leader, but perhaps there is not much left to do today except to train, followed by a day of visiting Miss Drake, and then heading off to the goblin home.
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No. 458674 ID: 886a4d

>>458673
sounds like a plan.
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No. 458681 ID: 364fd8

Yeah, train up. Hang out with the drake, get a disguise, and then down down to goblin town with you.
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No. 458685 ID: 86c3a7

>>Try to ask Muo about the ghouls thing without mentioning ghouls or the lich.
>That sounds... difficult!
You could ask her to keep an eye out for any slimes who might have been 'friends' of those 3 lizards you were looking for the other day. Good luck with your water scheme, and don't let anyone steal from you! Remember, non-slimes don't bet bigger when they drink, so it might not be obvious.

...that's a little convoluted, but it lets her know there are ghouls to look for, and maybe spells out how to look for them. I'm assuming we can't just outright tell her what to do in front of the other slimes, there.

We should start planning the drake-date. What are we bringing? Or wearing? Where are we going?
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No. 458696 ID: 7e908a
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458696

"Also, if you could keep an eye out for any friends of those lizards we were looking for the other day..."
>"... oh, I get you! Alright, sure." Muo says.
"Then I will greet you tonight!"
>"Bye!"

I return to Zirkala's place, having an educational but otherwise uneventful time, along with letting everyone know I will be out tomorrow. I will be sure to mix it up with Sili's training as well sometime.
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No. 458697 ID: 7e908a
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458697

Day 2 - Midmorning

After the usual breakfast, and greetings, I head out to miss Drake's for a day's time.

>What are we bringing? Or wearing? Where are we going?
The other, uh, furry kobold's shirt is the best I have, and I would say it is excellent! As for the others, it sounds as though the drake merely wants my company, aside from perhaps the plain old gold, but I am dry on that for obvious reasons.

>"You made it! I mean, hello."
"Hello, miss drake! What would you like to do, today?"
>"Uh... nothing. Just keep me company while we sit here! I'll just make you invisible so that we aren't disturbed when people come in to give daily donations."
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No. 458698 ID: f2c20c

Okay. Hmm. Hang on a second, ask her if the goblin queen ever comes in to make donations. We could get a sample of her hair then without being noticed. We just need a pair of scissors or something.
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No. 458699 ID: 364fd8

>>458698

That would be incredibly convenient, but she probably has servants for that sort of thing.

Anyway, start telling her some stories. You've had some pretty crazy adventures lately just for the sake of having stories to share after all.
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No. 458700 ID: f2c20c

>>458699
She was involved in most of them though...

Did Muo tell you any of her stories? We could tell those.
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No. 458705 ID: b33427

Take a seat next to Miss Drake, or closer if she agrees, and ask if the invisibility will also hide your conversation from visitors, since you do like to talk.

Watch who's coming and going while you're talking. Maybe, with Miss Drake's permission, use that magic detecting sash on them, just to see if any "ping."
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No. 458707 ID: 9f7823

>>458698
Oooh....
If the goblin queen sends servents to give the drake offerings...

Can we ask the drake to demand a lock of the queen's hair if the goblins stop by? If she can, she needs to be sure to mention that she can totally tell if it's not the queen's own hair. Totally.
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No. 458711 ID: 7e908a
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458711

"That will be perfectly fine! If it would please you, I will tell tales I've learned the past few days, what you haven't been around for and what Muo has shared with me."
>"Yes, please."
"There is one thing though, regarding the goblin business. Does their leader ever come around here to make offerings?"
>"No, not really. She has before, but never frequently or even occasionally."
"Very well! Do you think it would be plausible to ask her servants to get a lock of her hair for you?"
>"Oh, heh, uh... heh. What would I want with her hair? Isn't a lock of hair a very personal thing?"
"It's for the potion!"
>"Yes, "for the potion", I'm sure she'd believe it! Still, no, uh... I don't think I can get that for you."
"I understand! Very well, the disguise is still a good help!"
>"It isn't until tomorrow, but what kind of disguise do you want?"
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No. 458712 ID: f2c20c

Well, we could either go with the same one as before, which would mean we already have a cover story, or we could get a different one, in case the goblins realized the deception involved with the last...

Or we could just go in invisible, considering we don't actually need to speak to or interact with anyone. We just need to get to the queen and get a hair sample. Hmm. Yeah, invisible might be our best bet, assuming they don't have wards where the queen is.
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No. 458713 ID: 364fd8

Well let's see. Invisible, you get trampled.

Female goblin again, you get hit on by dudes.

Male goblin though, you get hit on by girls... while trying to find someone with no inhibitions, after promising to keep it in your pants for at least a few more days here.

Since we have a specific target, you could just ask what sort of goblin she thinks the queen would be most likely to warm up to, in a platonic fashion. Assuming she would have any clue.
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No. 458714 ID: c6ec33

>>458711
Ask if there's anything that the Goblins will respect/ignore AND won't try to fuck. :/

Go invisible may be an option, but I have a feeling that's a LOT harder to pass off than if you're just changing someone's appearance.

Consider going as a professional hairdresser, and offer your services to the queen. You'll want another illusion spell for this - something that can affect *her* after you snip off some hair. Either that, or you can rely on your bardly charms to explain that the terrible style you've invented was designed specifically for her, and as it is unique, her own star power will make it sexy and popular.
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No. 458715 ID: 364fd8

>>458714

Now there's a solid plan! It doesn't involve fleeing a village in a blind panic for once!
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No. 458716 ID: 886a4d

Maybe we should help Miss Drake get an exercise plan.... flying daily maybe? Mention you've always wondered what it would be like to fly.
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No. 458717 ID: 9718f3

Miss Drake here is looking like the one responsible for the Story Seeker from the "future". She immediately laughed when Story Seeker mentioned the need for hair, and she has the illusion magic necessarily to pull it off.

Thank her for the help she's providing, we're already 15,000 in the hole to get this potion working right, and that she's helping us keep from going further into it really means a lot to us. We're lucky to have such good friends.
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No. 458718 ID: d79664

If we were to be invisible, the goblin leader would flip defecation. If we were the female again, we might be noticed and get dragged to something. But male goblin is a new slate! Let's do the male thing.
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No. 458724 ID: d737d0

We should choose a form that's something the gnolls will instinctively respect. Like a gnoll! Or a werewolf! Or a fire elemental!
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No. 458725 ID: 997ce7

>>458724
Let's be the dragon. Miss Drake shall be invisible.
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No. 458732 ID: 7e908a
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458732

"Hm... well, I am attempting to go a week without involving the bed, and I am hoping there is something that the goblins respect, but don't try and get physical companionship with!"
>"Dunno."
"No ideas as to what the goblin leader would warm up to platonically?"
>"Nope."
"Still, I must thank you for all the help you've been providing!"
>"You're welcome."

I think it over some as I share stories with miss Drake, making sure to keep an eye out on those who come.

>Use the magic detection sash to see if anything comes while watching
Only a couple parties come, bringing offerings of food.

"You know, I always wondered what it would be like to fly!"
>"It's terribly overrated."

"Perhaps I will consider being a professional hair dresser!"
>"I just need to know what you look like."

>"Ya know." Clunker starts saying. "I hear the leader keeps quite a few slaves ta herself. Bet if ya introduced ya as yerself, you might just get in."
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No. 458733 ID: 364fd8

The slave option would work out just fine for getting in close, but a lot less fine for snagging some hair, leaving, and staying celibate. I think the exotic foreign hairdresser route is still the way to go. Flashy clothes, some crazy asymmetrical hairdo, maybe some glasses... probably as a goblin. Hey, it'll let you put those etiquette lessons to use if you go the weird foreign dignitary route too.
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No. 458734 ID: c6ec33

>>458732
Hmmm, introducing Story Seeker as himself (a bard) is not a terribly bad idea. He could even give a story about how he's cursed with a terrible magical venereal disease which can only be cured by a potion made from the hair of a goblin queen, and must be completed within the the next few days or he will be trapped with it forever, unable to make love with all of the fine young maidens he comes across on his bardly travels.

I'm sure the goblins will take pity on THAT. :)

It's just enough of a blend of truth and lies that it might actually work~
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No. 458735 ID: d79664

>>458732
Clunker thinks more than he should, this is an okay idea, I say we take it. We have already done the slave thing. It might go over well.
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No. 458739 ID: 86c3a7

Miss drake looks annoyed. We should just make a decision and then get back to spending time with her.

>>458735
I support this. Clunker's proved to be pretty cleaver several times. Let's go with his idea.
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No. 458740 ID: e3f578

that creates a new problem of getting out!
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No. 458742 ID: 7e908a
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458742

"That.. is not such a bad idea, Clunker!"
>"I agree." says Clunker.
"I think I may just take it."
>"That's fine by me!" says the Drake, "But you better still spend the day with me!"

And that is exactly what I do! With stories told and a good time had, and clunker who seems to have an unreal appetite, I head back to Zirkala's.

>This creates a new problem of getting out!
It does not seem like there is going to be a foolproof plan, so I will just have to take it in stride!
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No. 458744 ID: 7e908a
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458744

Just in time to catch a little bit of time with Muo and her lessons.

>"Hey, uh.. I know you paid me for this, so I'll still do it, but I wonder if you would mind if I take a few days off myself? The lizards and goblins came up and think we're cute, so they're asking politely, but the naga might not play so nice. I should be around the slime region in case the naga attack. Is that going to be a problem?"
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No. 458745 ID: c6ec33

>>458744
No problem. It's not like a day or two of lost practice will do you any harm.

Ask her if she can stick around for a few minutes to talk about your plan for the goblins and whether or not there's anything you should know about goblin etiquette and approaching the goblin queen-type.
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No. 458746 ID: 86c3a7

Seems reasonable! If you're going to be a queen, you're going to have responsibilities (Besides, it's not like there aren't lots of other things we have to do).

If you happen to see any slimes that don't change size with water, those are the ghouls, and we could hand them in to Zirkala later.

Hmm. Maybe we should keep an eye out for gobo-ghouls while we're trying to steal swipe the hair we need?
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No. 458747 ID: f2c20c

Tell her that if you're not back by tomorrow she should come rescue you from the Goblin Queen.
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No. 458749 ID: 7e908a
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458749

"By the way, tomorrow I will be visiting the goblin's leader. Do you have any tips on etiquette for that?"
>"Oh, uh... well, the goblins around here seem different than the goblins I'm used to dealing, but they don't seem all that different in spirit. You just have to make everything light spirited and it really won't matter what you do, even if what you do sounds like it's harmful!"
"That sounds.. tricky? Well, if I'm not back by the end of tomorrow, please come rescue me! By the way, have you had any luck with those ghouls?"
>"Ah.. I think so. I sort of forgot after a little bit. I'll try again tomorrow, and tell Zirkala before she sends someone to find out. Anyways, let's have dinner. Get the china out, please?"
"Certainly!"
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No. 458750 ID: 7e908a
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458750

Usually there are plates and stuff in here.
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No. 458752 ID: ab701f

>>458750
Obviously his name is China. Get him out and put him on the table.
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No. 458753 ID: 86c3a7

...it's like if Scholar and Glitcher had a lovechild.

Uh... hello? Who are you, and what are you doing in the cupboard?
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No. 458755 ID: e3f578

oh this is a crossover error
just press shift+F5
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No. 458759 ID: 7e908a
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458759

"Uh... hi. I was told to get the China out. So unless your name is China and I'm supposed to put you on the table, I must ask who you are, and possibly the most pressing matter, what are you doing in the China cabinet?"
>"... China cabinets aren't opened so often. It is a good assassination hiding spot. I am not trying to assassinate someone. I just like being in places like this. Also I heard there was dinner. My name is Guntax. I shoot crossbows and stuff. Who are you?"
"My name is Story Seeker, and that is Muo."
>"Okay. Zirkala said something about you and I sort of listened. Resident mortals apparently. So, uh... dinner. I heard you were having it. I would like some of that dinner. Zirkala acts like we don't need to eat as much as we do. Also Springfoot probably is hungry too. She's another assassin. Kobold. Like you except probably better."
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No. 458761 ID: 86c3a7

Well, since I'm not an assassin at all, I'm quite sure she's better at it than I! But the two of you are most certainly welcome to join us for dinner. ...although we'll have to find an alternate set of dinnerware with the china missing.
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No. 458764 ID: f2c20c

>>458759
Okay, he was sent by Zirkala, but not to assassinate someone? Ask what she sent him here for, then.
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No. 458769 ID: 6cc859

>>458764
I think he's just hanging out in his free time.
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No. 458783 ID: 7e908a
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458783

"I am no assassin, so I am sure that she is! I suppose after we find an alternative set of dinnerware, you two will be welcome to join us."
>"Oh, that.. I'll bring them back."
"So, if you weren't brought by Zirkala to go assassinate anyone, what are you around for?"
>"Dunno, we're on hold or something? Something about scouting. Ghouls maybe. Sort of listened."
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No. 458785 ID: 7e908a
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458785

And so it's a four way dinner as Muo teaches me as usual, while those two appear often silent and staring. They assure me that they had nothing to do with each other before Zirkala got their souls, but they certainly act as though they are synchronized. The rest of the day goes by without special note!
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No. 458786 ID: 7e908a
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458786

Day 3
Muo is already gone, rather than being in my bed, so I head off to breakfast before going to the goblins. There does appear to be more undead roaming around the halls than those two guardsman, all with some amount of autonomy. They seem to be catching up with one another and making it look like a bit of a party.

Today is quite important, so I don't have time to get chummy with my undead housemates!
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No. 458787 ID: 886a4d

Handy trick.
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No. 458788 ID: 7e908a
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458788

Instead, I must get chummy with the goblins. It doesn't take long for me to get spotted by one of their patrols before I enter their town.

>"Hey, if it isn't one of the kobolds. You wanna come back to our place, and stick around? No offense, but we've got a better place than that grungy old hole you guys call a home, and that's the only reason I can think of for you to be wandering so close to our place."
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No. 458790 ID: d79664

"Sure!" (easier than I thought)
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No. 458793 ID: f2c20c

I just realized that the goblins you had that wild drunken orgy with will maybe recognize you.

But go ahead and introduce yourself, and say that you were interested in meeting their queen and finding out how their society works. It could make for good background information for telling your stories!
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No. 458798 ID: 7e908a
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458798

"Sure!" This may be easy!
>"Huh, you're easy."
"But, I was hoping to meet your leader, and finding out how your society works!"
>"Ahaha, how adorable, wanting to go right to the top! The queen doesn't just see any ol' slave, not when she's busy! You'd have to prove yourself worthy!"
"And how, may I ask, would I go about doing that?"
>"Well, you've got the appearance down, and can speak common, so you're a shoe in. Not even a single broken horn on you. But the queen works her slaves to the bone, and you'd have to show that you've got the stamina to back it up!"
"I assure you, miss, I am quite healthy!"
>"I can tell, but you've gotta prove it like everyone else. It'll be bad for me if I just hand you to the queen and it turns out you suck! How about this, you be my slave for today, so that if you do well, I'll have something to tell the queen other than your word about yourself. If it all goes well, I'll introduce you to the queen tonight, okay?"
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No. 458800 ID: 886a4d

>>458798
Why do I think stamina means sexual prowress. This... is going to be tricky.
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No. 458802 ID: f2c20c

She is implying sex, you realize, but let's play innocent until it is quite apparent that that's what she wants. Ask her what you will be doing. Lifting weights? Running? Running while carrying weights? Also ask why it should need to wait for tonight. Can we not prove our endurance in time to meet the queen today?

It's kindof looking like we might have to bone this goblin before we can get to the queen. Let's try to convince her we can prove our endurance nonsexually, though. Of course if all else fails, we could just abandon the 1k reward and take that as an inherent cost for getting the lock of hair.
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No. 458812 ID: e3f578

Become extremely naive and never insinuate that you practically know she means sex. Start lifting weights and ask her to beat you up as much as she wants, you can take it.
You can sing songs all night long. You can dance forever! You can hold all her shopping bags as she walks down every aisle in the flea market.
And if you HAVE to do something sexual, never go all the way. Nothing but tongue and fingers. Make her the one that loses HER stamina. I repeat, you get in there, you do nothing but foreplay the shit out of her until she can barely even speak. If she can ask what she can do for you, say it's just not your place. You can only please her, but your pleasure is forbidden. Well, it's that or admitting you have cockrot.
remember, the test from Zirkala is about how well you can resist women since she sees it as your weakness. Not getting pleasure at all with a naked girl in front of you will prove your ability to resist your lust.
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No. 458821 ID: 364fd8

>>458812

Pretty sure sex of any sort was banned, with all loopholes plugged, but as a desperate fallback plan, sure.

Also, does this slave plan have an exit strategy? Because that sort of thing isn't typically temporary.
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No. 458823 ID: f2c20c

>>458821
A) Sneak away
B) Run away
C) Wait for Muo
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No. 458873 ID: 6cc859

>>458798
Play the naive virgin.
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No. 458885 ID: b7169d

You could always tell her that you've taken a celibate vow.

Usually that would lure out how far one would go with their inhibitions if they continue to try and force you after that.
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No. 458889 ID: 4a328b

Remember Muo said to keep your tone light, so say in a joking tone that you bet she just wants a day to tire you out so she can keep you for herself. Insist on seeing the Queen.
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No. 458892 ID: 997ce7

>>458889
Sounds good.
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No. 458894 ID: 7e908a
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458894

"Haha, I bet you just want a day so you can keep me for yourself! I insist, I do wish to see the leader!"
>"You think I just want you for a day? Duh!"
"Oh, well, I won't disappoint then! I can lift heavy weights, you can beat me up as much as you want because I can take it, sing songs all night and dance forever!"
>"Yeah, that's better! Because that's what you're going to be doing! The heavy lifting I mean. Wait, you ever done it with a goblin?"
"Done what?"
>"It."
"What's it?"
>"... perfect. My name is Xixlin. Also, give me those clothes, you're going to wear proper slave attire!"

... well, I can get more from the other kobold! Considering what could happen, this is far from the worst. I end up doing only what she says, lifting heavy weights and moving furniture around after they put another one of those slave collars on me! I guess she works in a furniture workshop. I won't mess it up though, so I keep my smile up and put on a good show.
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No. 458897 ID: e3f578

>>458895
Is that a trick question? Aren't you being evaluated for stamina here? You don't have time to pass out!
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No. 458898 ID: 7e908a
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458898

At the end of it all, I feel about ready to collapse, still smiling as always, when Xixlin comes back to me.

>"Hey. You did really well! Except you look tuckered out, but you passed. You want to sleep for the night before seeing leader?"
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No. 458903 ID: c6ec33

>>458898
You would certainly appreciate the opportunity to get some rest!

However, before you do so, you have some questions, if she would be so kind as to provide an answer...

First, you are probably a little musky after all that exercise, so you need to know if there is a way that you could take a bath or otherwise clean yourself to be more presentable.

Second, you are wondering if she has any pointers for acting properly around the queen. You wouldn't want to offend or bore her.

Oh, and *if* she attempts sex, continue with the innocent act. Once she reveals what she's planning, act extremely flustered and say that you're actually a hopeless romantic and have been saving yourself for your true love. If that doesn't work, admit that you've been cursed so that terrible things will happen if you are unfaithful before then, but that curse will expire in only another few days.
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No. 458922 ID: d79664

Sleep is pretty good but yes ask the questions first.
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No. 458939 ID: bf54a8

>>458903
all good.
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No. 458951 ID: 7e908a
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458951

"Sleep sounds excellent, miss, but I have a couple questions! First, is there a bath?"
>"Certainly. I'll show you the way, follow me."
"Thank you. And secondly, would you happen to share any pointers for acting properly around your leader? I wouldn't dare want to offend or bore her."
>"Hey, she's not some stuffy nobility, just do as your told and try to keep her amused, and you'll be fine."

She shows me the way to the bathhouse, and although I do get looks of various sorts, no one bugs me for physical contact or otherwise. I did lose track of time, but so far so easy! Almost too easy, not to jinx myself. After this, I will get a good night's rest and follow Xixlin to the goblin queen.
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No. 458952 ID: 7e908a
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458952

Day 4 - Early Morning As soon as morning breaks, Xixlin grabs us some breakfast as we run on over to the queen before, Xixlin tells me, she gets busy with today's events. And we apparently make it in time, as the queen appears to be having beer for breakfast!

>"Oho. What did you come dragging in that isn't kicking and screaming this time, Xix? Not wasting my time with a new pushover, I hope!" the queen says, clearly intoxicated already. As I was able to keep my magic sensing belt on, old and useless as it looked, I can tell that she is loaded with all sorts of magical paraphernalia! Not as though I can tell what they are with any precision, but it's nothing cheap, of that I am sure. She does let us get awfully close, as well! There are guards around at the entrance, and no visible exits I can see, so a daring dive for her sizeable growth of hair is risky at best. I have no convenient scissors anyway.
>"A kobold I found the other day, actually wanting to come serve us! I gave him the furniture test and he didn't pass out or anything!" Xixlin says.
>"Oh yeah? Most of the kobolds still wanting a good home already came to us. What is your name, bold?"
"Story Seeker, my queen!"
>"Call me Nax, but don't get me wrong, I like your manners. Anywho, alright! Welcome to my Party Palace. Don't think you've won me over yet, I don't let just anyone come serving me! I only take the best, and the best is whoever I damn well feel like! And let me tell you, I'm up to my ass in kobolds! Dime a dozen! Offense only intended if you take it. And I have it on good authority you're a bit, eh, naive. Tell me, what's your favorite past time?"
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No. 458960 ID: 085efe

I think we should say our favorite pass time is barding, and we really just wanted to get some of Nax's hair to mess up one of the Lich's pranks.
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No. 458963 ID: f2c20c

>>458952
Telling stories! You have quite a few if she cares to listen.
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No. 458975 ID: 7e908a
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458975

"Telling stories!"
>"... huh? Haha, okay. Let me have it. Tell me a story. A short story. Let's make it a bet. As soon as I get bored, I toss your butt out the door and you don't come back."
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No. 458980 ID: 0c2247

>>458975
"How short do you want it?"
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No. 458982 ID: 886a4d

Tell her about Muo and the creation of the Swamp Elves. To keep up your naive act gloss over the actual sex. Leave Muo's name out of it and instead use a disciple of the Chaos God.
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No. 458985 ID: 085efe

>>458982
I think we should specifically use Muo's name. Play it up to add the intriguing element that the person SS is talking about is currently in the slime area.
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No. 458987 ID: f2c20c

>>458982
Leave Muo out of it? But I don't think she cares, so long as it's an accurate portrayal.

But anyway, I say tell her your best story. Whatever one that is.
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No. 458990 ID: e3f578

>>458982
IF you are unaware of that, then tell of your tale of outing the chaos disciple disguised as a drow wishing to teach manners. Lots of physical slapstick violence in that tale and it was a very short one, we outed her before nightfall!
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No. 458991 ID: c6ec33

>>458975
I suggest one of the following:
- The tale of Durk Nuuk'erm (if known!)
- The tale of the kobold slave and the drow
- The tale of the chaos masseuse
- The tale of the bard with the curse of no-sex
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No. 458992 ID: e94f05

The story of the prank war between the dragon and the lich is fairly short so go with that one.
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No. 458993 ID: 886a4d

Chaos masseuse sounds the best, no sex but lots of innuendo if one looks. Short. Funny. Change the zombie search into chaos disciples who need to be 'punished.'
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No. 458997 ID: f2c20c

>>458993
I think we should leave out the search entirely. There are goblin ghouls, and they would know what's up.
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No. 459001 ID: c6ec33

>>458997
>>458993
If we go with that, I also think that ghoul search should be left out. It's funny enough to explain it as a prank motivated by the chaos god.
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No. 459012 ID: 7e908a
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459012

Although Muo has told me the tale of her goblin and elf gathering in the goblin's tower, for the moment I am more comfortable recreating a story that I myself was in, even if I must adjust the details! And so I regale the leader with the chaos masseuse, played off as a mere prank of the chaos god.

>"... that it?"
"Was it not to your liking?"
>"Are you in the party palace, or are you parked outside in the gutter?"
"Ahh, I am glad then for my position!"
>"Good start, good start, but maybe next time, it should be a bit more down to earth, hm? Divine stuff is a bit out there, but obviously it was good enough. Next, is a test of stamina!"
"...ah?"
>"I know you're a naive little bold, but by today's end, that will be a thing of the past! Attendants, come here for a second. I lie, it's going to be more than a second of course. Story Seeker, your task is to please all of them!"
"Oh? Would they like to hear stories? Perhaps some games?"
>"No, they would like to take you to bed?"
"I will go if that is what you would ask of me, but may I ask why they would have me sit on their beds?"
>"Don't fret the details, they'll show you what you're going to do, and if you're still able to move your legs after this, then it's on to the drinking contest! And if you win that, then I've found myself a new--"

CRASH
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No. 459013 ID: 7e908a
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459013

>Storyseeker I came to rescue you like you asked since you didn't come back last night!"
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No. 459015 ID: 886a4d

Muo. Your timing is impeccable. I was about to be ravished. I still need a lock of hair though.
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No. 459016 ID: f2c20c

>>459013
Say "Just in time. I was about to lose my bet!"
Apologize to the ladies, and say that you will not be able to bed them today. Ask for a lock of the queen's hair, to make a potion that will keep you from being trapped for all eternity. Seriously. You'll trade a kiss for it if she wants!
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No. 459017 ID: bf54a8

need some scissors. or a knife, get a lock of hair, get to the window and say "just so you know, all my stories are true!" and jump.
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No. 459018 ID: 364fd8

Take advantage of the confusion, snip off some hair (you brought something for that right?) and make a break for it, shouting "sorry about the window and oh by the way this is the slime girl from that story!"
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No. 459019 ID: e3f578

Quickly, Muo, wrap yourself around Story Seeker like a giant slime tornado or armor and then get the gobbo's hair!
Or, I dunno, spread some divine chaos!
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No. 459021 ID: f98806

yeah, the jig is up.

NO WAIT! ask for mou to assist you in this test!
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No. 459022 ID: 6cc859

>>459017
This, using the broken glass to slice off a lock of hair.
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No. 459029 ID: c6ec33

I'm going to play devil's advocate here, and say that SS should confess that he's ACTUALLY here because he's been cursed with an inability to have sex, and if he doesn't get a lock of the queen's hair for a potion within the next day or two, the curse will last forever. He was worried he'd need rescue because if he were forced to have sex, it would also become permanent.
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No. 459031 ID: f98806

>>459029
that actually sounds like the best plan so far.

do not attack directly or try to take hair by force, you'll die. she has magic items we don't know the properties of.
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No. 459077 ID: d79664

I think there were several things we should have prepped for, one being scissors. And two we should have given Muo more time. Are you playing naive? Because you're doing a little TOO good of a job.
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No. 459079 ID: f2c20c

>>459077
Well we have shards of glass now.
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No. 459121 ID: 061a93

If you ask for the hair you gotta promise to come back and finish what you started.
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No. 459145 ID: f2c20c

Don't promise to come back and be their slave. In fact, you can tell them that your ass already belongs to the lich anyway. You owe her a ton of money.
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No. 459151 ID: 4a328b

>>459145
Don't tell them you belong to the lich and don't promise to return, either

We're trying to AVOID being sold into slavery or tracked down for retaliation after we take this gobbo's hair.
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No. 459168 ID: b33427

>>459029
How about the steadily increasing curse not only prevents you from having sex, but from even comprehending or remembering anything about sex or sexual acts, and eventually the curse will remove your genitals, making you neuter. Even if you were put in a sexual situation, you'd completely forget and blank out, unable to do any actions. The curse hasn't advanced that far, yet, but the only thing you can remember about what it keeps you from thinking of or recalling is that it involves a man and a woman and maybe a bed, but what happens between them you don't know.

That should fit nicely with how clueless you were acting about sexual innuendo.
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No. 459180 ID: c99cad

If we are going to lie, I think it would be best to keep the lies simple so we don't trip over them later.
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No. 459204 ID: 7e908a
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459204

Some of her attendents jump in front of the queen, making diving at the queen with a shard of glass in hand look like a hilariously terrible fated idea!

"Queen, I have a confession!"
>"No kidding. Man, you slimes get a queen for 3 days and suddenly you have the nerve to bust through our windows to 'rescue' our slaves. It's adorable, never stop."
"I actually came because I have been cursed with an inability to have any sort of copulation, and I need a lock of your hair to create a potion to save me from it! It hasn't gotten so far yet, but if I let it go, I will become a neuter both physically and mentally!"
>"... huh! That sucks. Wait, did you just ask for my hair?"

The other goblins giggle.

>"Nonono, brash little kobold, I like my hair. Do you know how long it took me to grow it this much? It's perfect, and I'm not gonna mess it up for someone who can't even pass my tests! Ulterior motives too, huh? I tell you what. We've got a real good magic doctor that I bet can cure your curse or disease or whatever without treating me like a reagent dispenser. Then you just come back here and celebrate, and I think you'll change your mind about wanting to be rescued. But if our doctor can't cure you, well, that sucks! Won't hurt to try, right?"
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No. 459205 ID: 86c3a7

...fire Chaos magic, grab some hair in the confusion, run.

Enjoy the goblin queen being out for revenge, and inadvertently starting a slime-gobo war.
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No. 459206 ID: bf54a8

"literally the best potions maker in the WORLD is trying to fix it, and a lock of hair from the sexiest person i can think of is an ingredient."
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No. 459207 ID: c6ec33

>>459204
Point out that you only said you needed hair... not WHERE the hair needed to come from. :V
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No. 459209 ID: f2c20c

>>459204
Uh, tell her any similar type of reagent would do, but it has to be from someone with extremely low inhibitions. If she knows someone with less inhibitions than her, then we will gladly take theirs instead!
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No. 459211 ID: b33427

You could say it's supposed to be hair from one lacking in inhibitions, so it doesn't have to be specifically from the queen. Does she know of one more deficient in restraint than her, perhaps?

>>459207
With the way Story Seeker's luck is going, she probably has the hair down there perfectly coiffed as well. Though, he could still say it doesn't have to be from her head; Could be from her armpits, or from her legs, since she appears to shave both. In fact, it doesn't even have to be hair; It could be finger- or toenail clippings, or skin, or blood, but nail clippings are the least invasive.

Mention to Muo that she probably should apologize for the window, and whisper she might be able to get you out of this if she can strike a bargain with the goblin queen. A year of water hauling by the slimes for the goblins to cover the window, your freedom, and some of queenie's toenail clippings, maybe?
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No. 459212 ID: c31f72

But if I don't get it cured myself, she won't have sex with me!
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No. 459213 ID: e3f578

>>459204
You know what, fuck it.
Tell the truth, sort of. Your life is in an unknown danger, and you need just a few hairs (not a bunch, clarify this) of the most inhibition-less individual. Sex has really nothing to do with your danger, really, it's just... a personal thing right now. In fact, this was all just a planned scheme to get her hair and maybe make a funny story as well as help Muo spread a little more chaos. Point is, a prophet said your in danger unless you get the best ingrediants for a certain potion by tomorrow or so. You're kinda just doing this for self-preservation. Point is, if we don't get that hair, your slave dies... probably. Or something really bad happens.

I mean, honestly, can we just have a few strands from her brush? Not much trouble to ask here.
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No. 459214 ID: e3f578

>>459213
Or... another fuck it
Can we have her pubes?
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No. 459215 ID: bf54a8

yeah i suppose "didn't specify the hair on your head"
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No. 459216 ID: c99cad

We are so totally going to die.
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No. 459218 ID: 061a93

Man we are really treading the line between truth and lies. I am not sure what to do here. Non-head hair seems a little gross, but she doesn't seem inclined to part with her gorgeous locks.
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No. 459220 ID: ab701f

Make sure you put on your most pathetic looking puppy face when asking about alternatives to the hair on her head.
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No. 459221 ID: ecfcdc

Come to think of it, her pubes might be less inhibited than her head hair. Like, Symbolically, or whatever. Especially since she'd have to be pretty uninhibited to hive her pubes out to some random kobold.
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No. 459223 ID: c99cad

Let's just stick to the brush idea.

Pubes...the pubes might get us killed.
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No. 459229 ID: f2c20c

We were told so long as we keep things light spirited it won't matter what we say.
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No. 459237 ID: 7e908a
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459237

Muo whispers that she can cast something if she really has to, but she's trying to save her piety mana or something for good stuff against the naga, cause she might have to fight them later.

>Put on a puppy face
"I am sorry, but my life is in unknown danger! I am doing this for self preservation, and the best potion maker in the world is working on it for me!"
>"The best, huh? I still think you're hiding stuff, cause there's no harm in seeing our doctor."
"I insist! There are alternatives, though, it merely has to be someone with low inhibitions!"
>"... I am not as offended as I should be."
"If there is someone else who might have your, ah... reputation for..."
>"Yeah I do what I want and that's well known. Spit it out!"
"Is it too much trouble getting a few strands from your brush?"
>"Not at all! But it's been too long since I've held someone so desperate in the palm of my hand like this. I think I enjoy keeping it that way!"
"If there is someone else who has low inhibitions, hair from them would do as well! Alternatively, ah, it doesn't have to be hair from your head."

She pauses, then much to my relief, laughs quite enthusiastically!

>"That's even worse, kobold! Do you think I'm packing a fluffy wambler down my shorts? I'm not. It's from the head or nothing!"
"I could even be something smell like a toenail trimm-"
>"Nope. See our doctor or get outta here, kobold. No one does what they like like me, but Belligerent Dandy might be a distant second. He's in the bar. Your choice! The company of the doctor, tavern, or I'm going to get my attendants to become very familiar with this "curse" you've got going on whether you like it or not. Maybe mess with the slime too, who cares."
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No. 459238 ID: f2c20c

>>459237
SIGH. Let's go tell the doctor about the vague prophecy of being trapped for all eternity, and mention the two ingredients. Bring Muo as a bodyguard.
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No. 459239 ID: 364fd8

You know, if she really didn't have any inhibitions, she'd probably be cool with just letting you have some hair. Maybe this second choice of hers will work out better.

Offering to come back once you've dealt with this potion and make up for the wait may also work.
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No. 459240 ID: bf54a8

sounds more like she is just being a bitch, she has something we want, and refuses to give it up for any reason, not even a trade or quest or some shit.
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No. 459243 ID: e3f578

>>459237
Her pride is getting in front of her inhibitions
Yeah, not the best product.
See you later.
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No. 459246 ID: 86c3a7

I still support plan shenanigans and run.

>>459205
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No. 459247 ID: 7e908a
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459247

Muo's chaos shenanigans can happen at a later time, unfortunately there are no takebacks afterwards, so I shall keep that for a last resort!

"Then I will head off, and perhaps come back upon dealing with this potion business while making up for the wait! And apologies about the windows!"
>"Ha, I look forward to it. Let me know how it goes. Don't worry about the window. I kinda like the new look."

I cannot say that I have earned a lot of respect for the goblin queen today, but I supposed I was not expecting a saint among us! I head to the tavern after asking for directions. I do not seem to be so readily harassed It appears closed at this time of day, but there is someone out in front.
>"Heya, kobold! Ya got any gold or silver or somethin' on ya?"
"Are you belligerent dandy?"
>"Yeh."
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No. 459249 ID: f2c20c

Ask him what sort of potion could be made using the ingredients you're supposed to get.
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No. 459250 ID: 364fd8

That claim needs testing! Make like he's in trouble and see how he reacts. May even be able to get a handful of hair out of the deal. Work something out where you need it to pretend you almost apprehended him if he maintains his claim.
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No. 459251 ID: e3f578

>>459247
Ask for his rap sheet.
Is he willing to do horrible things? Is he willing to do really good things?
I mean, how inhibitions is he?
Shit son, just get direct.
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No. 459252 ID: a9298b

>>459251
That's a good idea. You might also be able to test those inhibitions by seeing what he'll do for silver coins.
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No. 459253 ID: a1b619

Ask him to **** your ****.
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No. 459254 ID: f2c20c

Oh c'mon guys, we've had like 4 different people tell us so far that the Goblin Queen's the most uninhibited person around. Interrogating other people about it is just going to insult them.
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No. 459255 ID: c99cad

>>459254

If we have doubts as to his...quality, we could always attempt to pay him to..retrieve, the lock of hair.
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No. 459256 ID: f2c20c

>>459255
Ha! I'll go one better. How about we pay him to vouch for us, so that the Queen has to give in and get some hair off her brush. Then we can run away right after getting the hair.
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No. 459259 ID: f98806

what is this? just take some of dandy's hair and go see the doctor. he'll probably know you don't have anything, but you can always buy him off or threaten him or something.
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No. 459268 ID: 7e908a
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459268

"You are in trouble, Dandy!"
>"I'm not Dandy."
"You just said you were."
>"No I didn't."
"You did, sir!"
>"Can't prove it."
"... are you willing to do either really horrible or really good things?"
>"Depends. Got any change?"
"Muo?"
>"Er, yes, I have a few gold coins in me." Muo says.
>"What do you need done?" maybe-Dandy says.
"I wish for a lock of your hair, and for you to steal some of your leader's hair!"
>"Sure, whatever, for 20 gold I'll go for it. You can have some of mine. Give me 20 gold and I'll steal our leaders, I can get in close to her. You'll have to come back tomorrow."
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No. 459269 ID: 4a328b

>>459268
He's going to get someone else's hair and pass it off as the queen's.
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No. 459270 ID: c99cad

>>459268

Could we add ten gold to that to ensure he doesn't screw us?

Man, this guy probably actually IS the better product.
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No. 459271 ID: 7e908a
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459271

"How about 10 more gold, but I pay after you get me the hair?"
>"Don't think you know how much gold I'm gonna need to buy enough liquid courage for this. Give me 10 gold now and 15 after I do the deed, this place, tomorrow morning. Deal?"
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No. 459272 ID: bf54a8

deal.

also wow, this guy may be the guy. he does anything.
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No. 459273 ID: c99cad

I...I LIKE THIS GUY!

I'd say go for it, this fucker is insane and I love it, he really might be the most uninhibited person around, I wouldn't imagine the Lich or the Drake would know a Goblin drunk. so it's natural the Goblin Leader would be assumed.
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No. 459274 ID: 4a328b

>>459273
What if he is inhibited by a lack of booze, though?

Can he be uninhibited whilst sober?
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No. 459275 ID: c99cad

>>459274

Would that really matter considering the Goblin Leader is inhibited by her pride and vanity?

This fucker just tore out like, 30% of his hair, sober, without getting paid.
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No. 459277 ID: 7e908a
File 134909634544.png - (112.70KB , 700x700 , 4-47.png )
459277

"Deal!"
>"Alright see you guys tomorrow."

Muo fronts the money, and I will repay her at a later date, although she says not to worry about it.

>"Don't worry about it, it isn't much! So what now?" Muo asks. "Were you still going to see the doctor? Or, you have the potion ingredients, right? Either way, I should be going back to defend if need be. Then again, if there is an attack, it'll probably be tomorrow."
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No. 459286 ID: 337214

kiss her before you leave
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No. 459291 ID: bc1a6d

Give her a hug and one last thanks for the assist. After that's done with we should go retrieve the clothes we first arrived at the goblin town in and get back to our training.
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No. 459297 ID: 7e908a
File 134911711536.png - (129.23KB , 700x700 , 4-48.png )
459297

>Hug Muo
"Thank you for all the assistance, Muo!"
>"Oh, uh, thank you."

>Kiss Muo
Ah, perhaps a smell peck on the cheek may be appropriate.

>"Like a damn sandwich in here!" says Tom through Muo's amulet, promptly breaking the hug and spoiling any adequate levels of appropriateness.

>Get your old nice clothes back
Tempting as it is, I do not know where Xixlin stored them, and I do not know if she would so freely tell me!
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No. 459298 ID: bc1a6d

Well I guess there's nothing to do about it get that collar off, I hope you can remove it or we may have to go see Xixlin anyway, return to Zirkala's to start training again, we've already missed two days and Ralex will probably make us suffer for it no point in making it worse by missing a third day in a row.
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No. 459304 ID: 85bd72

You can return for your good clothes once the week is up. I'm sure Xixlin will have a way for you to earn then back if she won't give them up freely.
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No. 459316 ID: 7e908a
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459316

After an embarrassingly futile attempt of taking off the collar, I decide to head back to Zirkala's place anyway. Muo follows me for now, until our paths split after we get out of the goblin's home.

>"Hey, hey! Where do you think you're going?! Slaves don't just come and go as they please!" one goblin yells as I approach one of the tunnel exits.

I am still quick on my feet, and may be able to run, although I do not know if that will have ill effects later on! That is assuming I plan on returning here at all.
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No. 459317 ID: f2c20c

We're supposed to come back for the hair after the other guy manages to steal it. Let's arrange some sleeping arrangements here so we don't have trouble getting back in, later.
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No. 459318 ID: 886a4d

Point at Muo. "I'm her slave."
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No. 459320 ID: b9b5f0

>>459316
The queen told you to "See our doctor or get outta here." You're doing as you're told.
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No. 459324 ID: e3f578

>>459316
"What would I have to do to convince you to let me to leave? This was a disguise for me to get in anyway, it's a fake slave collar. Trust me, it's all about some weird intra-cave politics."
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No. 459342 ID: 7e908a
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459342

"I'm her slave." I say, pointing at Muo. "Besides, I saw your leader myself, and she said to see the doctor or get out, so I'm doing as I'm told!"

>"Fair enough, except she is a slime. We don't have slave owning slimes."
>"That's changed." Muo says, before I have a chance to say more.
>".... yeah you guys are getting uppity aren't you. Alright fine, no skin off my back, if that's what leader said."
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No. 459343 ID: 7e908a
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459343

After wishing Muo good luck in her endeavors, I head back to Zirkala's halls around mid morning. There are even more skeletons about, and a few even wave to me.

>"I see your trip to the goblin's went... expectedly."
"Good morning, Zirkala! I see your summoning is going smoothly?"
>"Yes. It is becoming apparent to the outside that I am up to something, although Muo's recent little uprising appears to be just as distracting. I am still busy, but I recalled and dug up an old little time based artifact that may be of interest. Usually the old little thing is completely worthless, but recently some magic, latent as I suspected, has sparked up. It may be of some interest to you."

I take a look at it, and there is an inscription at one of the sides.

"One who breaks the glass of this hourglass, shall be tossed backward up till the time check once since made."

>"Since it implies that it only is for traveling back in time, I suppose it does not matter how destructive you have to be." Zirkala adds.
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No. 459345 ID: 6e44d2

>>459343
That sentence doesn't make sense to me. Anyone else get it?
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No. 459346 ID: 886a4d

Thank you.

This is looking less and less like a prank. Though I suppose Zircala could still be behind it instead of Tom. Or maybe its all of them. As a farewell present before SS leaves sorta deal.
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No. 459353 ID: f2c20c

>>459343
Great. Let's... put this somewhere very safe.

Also, could you go and ask Rotfrost what the potion actually does?
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No. 459369 ID: 7e908a
File 134913899029.png - (146.49KB , 700x700 , 4-52.png )
459369

"To be honest, I don't really understand that sentence."
>"Neither do I. I would bet it was a pretentious artsy mage that just loved cryptic instructions. Note the cursive engravement."
"Nevertheless, thank you very much! May I store this with my other valuables?"
>"Certainly." says Zirkala.

If it is a prank, it is growing steadily more elaborate! I head over to Rotfrost.

"Hello, Rotfrost."
>"Salutations. How goes the tramp's hunt for ingredients? I suspect you have plenty of time." Rotfrost says.
"It is going! However, I would like to know what the potion does."
>"I only follow my visions, deary! I do not know precisely what it will do, but the two most important ingredients, that which you seek, I know the effects of! The enchantment of blocking spells is to be carried over in a potion, and the essense of low inhibition is used to strengthen a potion's effect, but also to increase its lasting effect for a great deal of time. I must presume I am making for you a potion to block a magic spell that puts you in great peril! Also you must do this soon."
"I thought you said you suspect I have plenty of time?"
>"It is contradictory, yes, but do not argue! Do not shuffle your feet on the matter for more than a day longer, lest you run against the vision's warning!"
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No. 459371 ID: f2c20c

>>459369
Ask her if you want to know why there's a bone in there.

Also it sounds like you use the hourglass every time you fail to get the potion right. Thus, you have plenty of 'time'.
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No. 459372 ID: e3f578

>>459369
Ask how potent Muo's slimehair is
You might be getting a better sample soon, so don't give it to her, but knowing a way to measure this factor rather than go by reputation would be very good!
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No. 459375 ID: bf54a8

show her the samples you got so far and ask about relative strengths. you are hopefully getting the best one tomorrow.
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No. 459376 ID: 364fd8

Ask if it's possible to overdo it on the hair. That begging goblin has to be the best of the best quality wise, so there's no reason not to dump that in right away, but if you also tossed some in from some other uninhibited people, would that throw the mix off? Super charge it? Just kinda average out between everyone?
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No. 459381 ID: 7e908a
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459381

"Do I want to know why there is a bone in there?"
>"Only if you have an interest in dark, stomach churning arts, young kobold!"
"Moving along, what happens if you toss in hair from multiple uninhibited people?"
>"At best, the most potent set will take effect, but more likely the potion shall become unstable! I do not recommend it."
"Secondly, how potent is Muo's, uh, slime hair?"
>"It is potent enough to have a considerable effect on this potion, but know this! That slime and every inch of her has the touch of chaos, and using any of her in a potion will have expectedly unexpected twists!"
"Well, I have this goblin's lock of hair." I say, handing the ripped out strands of Dandy.
>"Yes, this is good! A step above the chaos slime, without the chaos."
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No. 459386 ID: f2c20c

>>459381
Interesting. Alright. Tell her you have one more sample that you're trying to get, which should be superior to both of these, and you should have that by tomorrow.
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No. 459387 ID: 085efe

Let her have it, but make sure she knows you intend to obtain the hair of the goblin queen.

Also, what if SS is the true uninhibited person? A kobold with no claim to glory, who keeps going into all these crazy situations headfirst.
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No. 459388 ID: c99cad

"I was hoping to get the Goblin Leader's hair early tomorrow, but I believe this one to be of higher quality for what we seek, unless pride and vanity are great inhibitions in themselves, as opposed to alcoholism from this one"
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No. 459392 ID: 364fd8

I still don't think the queen is less inhibited than Dandy. Is there any evidence that supports that notion in any way?
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No. 459396 ID: f2c20c

>>459392
Her saying it and everyone else saying it?
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No. 459405 ID: 7e908a
File 134914215367.png - (76.22KB , 700x700 , 4-54.png )
459405

"Then I will give you the samples, but tomorrow I hope to have the goblin leader's hair! I actually do not know if that is better."
>"Bring it to me, and I will tell you of its strength!"

>What if SS is the true uninhibited person?
I like to think that I have displays of restraint now and again!

In any case, I suppose there is not much else to be done until tomorrow aside from the usual training, unless I can think of another task.
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No. 459407 ID: c99cad

We could go and hang with the Drake before we rest.
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No. 459415 ID: f2c20c

>>459405
We could check with Muo's progress on the slimeghouls again. Or generally help her with possible defense against the other races, provided she doesn't piss off the kobolds too.
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No. 459422 ID: 886a4d

After the days training why don't we spend the nights rest with Miss Drake. I'm sure she'd appreciate the company and appreciate the fact we spent the time with her unprompted.
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No. 459433 ID: 6cc859

>>459422
Yeah, let's get our Drake on.
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No. 459461 ID: 86c3a7

You know what would be convenient? If you went to help the slimes with their defense tomorrow, and the goblins came to attack them for being 'upitty'. Then you could snag some Queen hair in the chaos!
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No. 459473 ID: b33427

You could get that slave collar removed, or cut in such a way that you can take it off and put it on easily, but it's not easy to see that it has been cut. That could come in handy. Also, sleeping with that spiky thing on would be a literal pain in the neck.

>>459422
Yeah, go sleep with Miss Drake... Er, at her side, that is. Don't forget the bedsheets and a pillow.
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No. 459523 ID: 7e908a
File 134917348896.png - (59.81KB , 700x700 , 4-55.png )
459523

I head to Zirkala first, just to ask a couple of questions.

"I was wondering! I did visit the queen, but, while she appeared whimsical, I did not get the impression she was all that, well, uninhibited."
>"Ah, really? I would have expected more from the one that started a war over a stolen hairpin."
"A stolen hairpin?"
>"She certainly did want it back. It turned out she just misplaced it, but she already mobilized the army, so figured she may as well send them out to fight anyway. This was still after she passed a law saying that there must be at least one open invitation party per day, but before she tried to enslave a wizard to create a variety of food and drink."
"Is that so! Well, nothing to be done about it for now, so I am off to train. Wait, would there be a way to be able to modify this collar so that I can take it off and put it back on easily?"
>"Yes, I will make a glue seam to allow you to split it and then combine again."
"By the way, do you happen to know if Muo has made any progress on the ghoul finding?"
>"Ah, she didn't tell you? She found them late last night. I have kept her monetary reward around, and she will take it out when she heads home, thus saving a chunk of your donation to her. I am sending out my minions to the other locations today and tomorrow."
"Excellent news. Then I will be off!"
>"Goodbye, Story Seeker."
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No. 459524 ID: 7e908a
File 134917352219.png - (123.05KB , 700x700 , 4-56.png )
459524

And so I spend the day training with Ralex, before replacing my evening time with Muo with another visit to the drake. I am happy to see that she is quite pleased to see me. It also appears that Clunker has been eating, well... well.

It is a nice uneventful night before I wake up under a heavy arm.
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No. 459528 ID: 364fd8

You may want to invite Clunker along for your training sessions and general shenanigans. He could use the exercise, and you could probably use someone watching your back on today's trip back to goblin town. Odds are better than average of the queen being very, very angry with you if things have gone at least partially according to plan.
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No. 459530 ID: f2c20c

>>459524
Snuggles!
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No. 459544 ID: 1e7d43

>>459524
Oh my. It looks like you've caught the attention The Drake, too. Shall we choose between her, Muo, and Zirkala, or should we go for a sort of harem? You know, at this rate your story might just turn out to be a romance!


...or a porno. It could be a porno. :I
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No. 459546 ID: 6c61ee

>>459524
Cuddles image was canon!
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No. 459568 ID: 7e908a
File 134919306655.png - (65.46KB , 700x700 , 4-57.png )
459568

Although I would not complain if my stories involved plenty of romance, right now I have other concerns!

"Clunker!" I say, after we rise for the day.
>"Yeh?"
"I want your help, as I do not know how well things may go in my next trek to the goblin land! And if I may be frank, I think you might want some exercise!"
>"Ey! Ain't like my muscles aren't still there. All I gots now is more energy reserves! Yeh I'll come with ya."
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No. 459570 ID: 7e908a
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459570

And so I put my collar back on, and we head into the goblin territory! Aside from odd looks as I re-enter, it goes smoothly. At least until I get outside the tavern, where I do not see a single person! I am certain that this is at least agreed upon time.
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No. 459571 ID: 5cd436

Might be a good time to inform Clunker that this might possibly be a trap.

Or it just might be that Probably-Dandy bought too much liquid courage and is sleeping at the tavern Or possibly in some alley or a ditch.

Lets wait a little while longer then lets go ask in the tavern if anyone has seen Possibly-Dandy around.
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No. 459573 ID: c6ec33

Check tavern first. Be on the lookout for Zirkala's minions.

If he's not in the tavern, ask somewhere there where he might be, since they probably now him *quite well*.
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No. 459574 ID: 7e908a
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459574

"Let's check in the tavern, Clunker. But be careful, this may be some sort of trap!"
>"Followin' ya." says Clunker.

And there he is, at a table, with no bartender on duty this early in the morning.

>"'ey. What's with the gnoll? Makin' me nervous, and that's no good, cause I got your stuff and I don't want no attention right now. You got the coin?" Dandy asks.
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No. 459577 ID: 5d98c3

>>459574
Give him the money, ask where everyone is, run away from the inevitably horrible news as soon as you get the hair. In that order.
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No. 459578 ID: c6ec33

>>459574

Seconding >>459577
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No. 459580 ID: c6ec33

Oh, and you remember what the queen hair looks like, right? Check to make sure this is at least a decent match. Don't want him pulling a bait and switch.
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No. 459582 ID: bf54a8

pass him the money and explain the gnoll is cause the queen knows your face.
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No. 459585 ID: 7e908a
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459585

I hand him the gold, and he hands me the hair. It appears to be a match, although it is black, and it may be hard to tell. In any case, it is not much gold, so it will not be the end of the world if he does get me!

"The gnoll is because the queen knows my face! So where is everyone?"
>"Eh, they're around. This place'll probably get busy 'bout noon I guess. I gotta go before they go an' find me, cause this is the first place they're gonna look. Oh, I guess there's a lotta us that're getting supplies in the commons, cause we think the lich is up to somethin' tomorrow, and the naga's are gettin' ready to mobilize to the slime region and some of us are selling 'em supplies for that little trek. Got a little more to worry about than poor little us. Didn't you have an owner or somethin'?"
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No. 459586 ID: 6a1ec2

>>459585

It was just for the day.
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No. 459588 ID: 886a4d

My owner is back with the Slimes. She doesn't have to time to escort me everywhere so she sent him with me to make sure I didn't run off with her gold.
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No. 459589 ID: c6ec33

You were auditioning for the queen, but things didn't work out, and now you're free. You're just wearing the collar to fit Kobold fashion around here.

One more thing - any idea what kind of supplies are being sold to the naga?

Anyways, you must be off!

I suggest dropping by Zirkala's ASAP to get Rot Frost to check the hair for whether or not it's legit.

Afterwards, talk to Zirkala and ask her if she'd be willing to share some details about her plans - at least enough so that you won't get caught in the middle of a fight.
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No. 459596 ID: e3f578

>>459585
You're not really a slave, you're just disguised as one.
Easier to go through places without getting enslaved, you know?
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No. 459612 ID: 7e908a
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459612

"Just a disguise for a day!"
>"Yeahhhh I think you're lying."
"What isn't a lie is that I was auditioning for the queen, but things didn't work out!"
>"It doesn't work that way."
"My owner is back with the slimes?"
>"Oh. Yeahhh I'm pretty sure you're the bold that fits that one description. Not like I'm gonna do much with that gnoll 'round, so I'm outta here!" he says, not giving us time for retorts."
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No. 459613 ID: 7e908a
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459613

And so I run back out of there! And I am accosted by guards who see me leaving the goblin section, and yell at me to stop with an alarming amount of urgency! Clunker is quick to make a scene, and before we knew it, we continue running all the way out of there!
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No. 459614 ID: 7e908a
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459614

Day 5 - Late Morning

I have Clunker head back to the drake, as I must head back to the Lich's territory for now, to ask Rotfrost to appraise this new lock of hair!

>"IT'S TRASH." Rotfrost informs me with great volume.
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No. 459615 ID: 886a4d

Well, either we got jipped or the Queen isn't actually uninhibited. Since this is the last day and I'm assuming the potion takes a bit of time to finish we might as well use the Dandy's.
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No. 459616 ID: 085efe

>>459615
Or have SS propose some of his own scales.

Because what's the harm in trying.
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No. 459617 ID: 085efe

Other than the harm caused by pulling out scales, that is.
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No. 459621 ID: 7e908a
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459621

"What about my own scales, lady Frostrot? I am hoping I do not have to pull out my own scales to test this!"
>"Well don't you just have a way with words? You are... a strong reagent for this, but not what this potion asks for!"
"Then I believe that I will use the reagents I have! The best anti magic enchantment Zirkala parted with to me, and one Belligerent Dandy's lock of hair!"
>"Very well, young kobold! Are you certain in this! I have much to do, and have taken great care in the broth of this potion, and shall not be trying again."
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No. 459624 ID: 886a4d

Huh, ask if your stronger then the Dandy's hair. If so then its to Muo or Zircola for a shifting!
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No. 459626 ID: 085efe

>>459624
I think Muo may not be the best option if we go shapeshiftan route, just due to chaos.
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No. 459627 ID: 364fd8

Well, if Muo's is a whole lot stronger, use that instead, Chaos magic be damned. Future-Seeker didn't say anything about not taking crazy risks, just to go for the very best.

Besides which, any side effects we're risking would just be goofy chaos magic. That's totally manageable.
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No. 459628 ID: 86c3a7

>I shall not be trying again.
You might be surprised! (Time looooops~).

Get the ingredients for her, then I think we should check on the slimes. All hell has probably broken out there by now.
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No. 459629 ID: 886a4d

>>459627
The Dandy's hair was all around stronger.
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No. 459630 ID: e3f578

>>459621
That's fine.
We'll just go back in time if it isn't good enough for whatever we have to deal with. Just as long as the entrapment curse doesn't lock us out of the time-space continuum.
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No. 459631 ID: 085efe

>>459627
>Well, if Muo's is a whole lot stronger, use that instead, Chaos magic be damned. Future-Seeker didn't say anything about not taking crazy risks, just to go for the very best.

Rot said Dandy was "A step above the chaos slime, without the chaos."

Sounds to me like there's no reason to use Muo, other than to get a worse potion with a chance of bad side effects.
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No. 459636 ID: 7e908a
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459636

"And if I had hair?"
>"You would be on par with the slime, one step below this one! You would have to perform some horribly reckless, carefree actions for far more time than I have, to get anywhere close to the set of hair you have brought!"
"Then I believe that is it, so if you don't mind, I would like to make the potion."
>"So be it! Stick around, upon receiving my ingredients, I only need brief moments to concoct your freedom!"

I make haste to get the enchanted collar and Dandy's hair for her. Within a short time, she forms a vial of a dark looking potion.

>"Here you are, mortal! With that, I have many other things to do! With that hair, the effects of the potion will last for days on end, so do not be shy about using it prematurely!"
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No. 459637 ID: 886a4d

Might as well take it now.
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No. 459638 ID: 2aa588

we have the rest of the day.

i say we sneak back into the palace, if you ask me that hair dandy gave us is either
1. not from the queen or
2. is from the queen and she is making an act to appear whimsical which would make for a very fine STORY if investigated.
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No. 459639 ID: 2aa588

>>459636
>>459638
bah, i was too late.. i still say we go to the queen and investigate.
or perhaps help Mou with the nagas.

when is the spell supposed to hit? would we know when it is blocked?
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No. 459643 ID: e3f578

Do you have a tally for how many days it's been?
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No. 459644 ID: 86c3a7

FSS said we had five days. I assume that means we should drink the potion now, since we have no idea when the threat will hit.

>or perhaps help Mou with the nagas.
I say we do this!
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No. 459648 ID: 7e908a
File 134921365724.png - (80.58KB , 700x700 , 4-66.png )
459648

>Do you have a tally for how many days it's been?
Since a visit from my future self? If that was the first day, then this would be the fifth!

"May I ask, do you know when the spell will hit, or would I know when it is blocked?"
>"You shall know if a blocked spell is blocked, but I do not know precisely when the spell shall hit! All I know is it will happen soon."

Well, may as well take it now, by the sounds of it, then head off to visit Muo!

And as soon as I start drinking it, Rotfrost begins cackling like a... well, like a witch! I cannot say that I like the sound of it.
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No. 459650 ID: 2aa588

>>459648
well, stop drinking then and get some answers! you said potions don't work until you drink them all, so stop half way, interrogate, then continue drinking
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No. 459651 ID: 86c3a7

>>459648
Chug it, ignore the laughing. We're the 'bold of brash boldness, and we're not backing off now just because we might have walked into some magic trap.

Then ask her what's so funny. Act completely nonplussed even if the answer is something dire.
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No. 459654 ID: 364fd8

Cackling is just something witches tend to do, really. How's it taste anyway?
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No. 459655 ID: 7e908a
File 134921473263.png - (106.41KB , 700x700 , 4-67.png )
459655

Oh well, I continue drinking it down!

>How does it taste?
Absolutely terrible! It does not even seem edible, it reminds me of the time I accidentally tasted a type of....

Lotion.

"Is there something funny, lady Rotfrost?"
>"Oh, nothing, you silly little kobold! It's too late now, but its effects will still be potent! But that is a purplegrass potion, you're not supposed to drink it, you're supposed to bathe in it!"
"D... don't you think that was worth mentioning?!"
>"I didn't think Zirkala employed anyone who didn't know such a basic thing! It will still work, fret not, you may just have a few stomach pains if it does, indeed, block a spell! Perhaps it is a bit weaker? Hard to tell, but live and learn I suppose!"
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No. 459656 ID: 886a4d

Hah. Might as well continue with your day. To training!
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No. 459658 ID: f2c20c

>>459655
Hahaha it's totally going to fail and we'll have to use the hourglass again.

We're fuuuuuucked. Let's tell your new past self that he needs to get the best ingredients personally. That should motivate us to accept whatever the goblin queen wants in order to get hair from her brush.
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No. 459659 ID: e3f578

>>459655
If it's something worth worrying about, then your past self would have definitely have told you about that over getting the best ingredients. Because, you know, you were told to get the best ingredients by Rotfrost anyway, sort of. It would have been common sense to get the best. With that detecting sash of yours, it shouldn't take too long paying back Zirkala anyway. There appears to be tons of mysteries in your caverns!

You know, now that I think about it, why didn't we ask Ralex for hair anyway? We probably would have gotten a cool challenge out of it. Rotfrost should have been able to sense Ralex's inhibitions from so close, he's got hair all over, he's probably molting too, so you know, for curiosities sake, ask about Ralex.
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No. 459660 ID: 364fd8

Point out that she really should have specified that before handing it over, and probably referred to it as something other than a potion. That said though, yeah, suppose there's nothing to be done but go about your day and see what happens.
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No. 459663 ID: 7e908a
File 134921587103.png - (112.83KB , 700x700 , 4-68.png )
459663

>Why didn't we ask for Ralex's hair?
Oh, the ideas that come forth in hindsight!

"I do believe you should have specified that before handing it over! What about Ralex's hair?"
>"Ah, second guessing yourself already, hm? Ralex was a an impulsive beast, but I do believe Zirkala has more or less tamed that one. Then again, perhaps he would have been better! Too late now, hm." Rotfrost says.

While training is still important, I have still decided to take a visit to Muo. However, I do not get all the way there before the naga have already come! I do not manage to get by unnoticed.

>"You'd better just turn around and start walking like you saw nothing, kobold." the girl nearest to me says.
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No. 459664 ID: f2c20c

>>459663
You're fast and can take punishment now. So long as you avoid getting grabbed you can still make it.
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No. 459665 ID: 86c3a7

>>459664
Unless there's another way in, run and dodge does seem the way to go.
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No. 459672 ID: 7e908a
File 134921827987.png - (118.20KB , 700x700 , 4-69.png )
459672

>Run in anyway

I run in over their tails, only to notice that it turns out the naga have mages after all!
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No. 459674 ID: 7e908a
File 134921834008.png - (148.00KB , 700x700 , 4-70.png )
459674

It also turns out that the potion wasn't a sham! It's still probably a good thing I forgot to get Clunker. No time to dawdle though, I have to use this chance while the naga are taken aback by the sudden deflection!
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No. 459675 ID: 7e908a
File 134921838068.png - (173.25KB , 700x700 , 4-71.png )
459675

They give up before long, and leave me to find Muo by the river with her slime company.
"Hello, Story Seeker. Are you doing well?"
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No. 459676 ID: f2c20c

Warn her that the nagas are coming. And they are quite hostile. Fireball hostile.

...did we just blow the potion's effect already? Or does it work multiple times?
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No. 459678 ID: e3f578

The naga are coming! The naga are coming!
Also, I think we figured out why we needed this shit in five days. Great, so Muo's ambition to rule was why we were going to be trapped forever. So, after the attack, maybe we'll be fine.
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No. 459679 ID: 37aa84

A little rough, one of your guards threw a fire ball at me. Didn't know you were employing Nagas.
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No. 459682 ID: 7e908a
File 134921922034.png - (78.35KB , 700x700 , 4-72.png )
459682

"I have been doing well but there are naga out there! Aggressive ones! Fireball aggressive! I don't suppose you are employing them?"
>"Oh, yeah, we know, and no, they're against us still. They've been blocking all of the entryways for some time now, I don't know why. Maybe they're waiting on something, but there could be an attack any moment. What brings you here? Is everything alright?"
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No. 459683 ID: f2c20c

Go on and tell her that the potion probably isn't as good as it could be, but it's good enough to deflect fireballs. You just hope it'll be good enough to block whatever spell it's meant to block today.
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No. 459685 ID: 86c3a7

Oh, everything's fine with me. I drank a potion that was apparently meant to be a lotion, but still seems to work. I thought I might be of some help to you!

If the potion's effects are persistent (and drain over time, not per deflection) we can run interference. Act as a human kobold shield against incoming fireballs.
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No. 459688 ID: e3f578

>>459682
I don't suppose Tommy has any bright ideas? I mean, yeah, okay we shouldn't rely on the god all the time but he's good fun.
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No. 459689 ID: 364fd8

Say you were just stopping in to say hi, but while you're here, might as well help fight off these here invaders. Won't likely work on the ones you just passed, but if you just ran up to other naga mages screaming some battle cry and then kinda cup your arms at the incoming fireballs, think you could bounce them right back at their casters? That should scare'em off right quick.
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No. 459690 ID: 7e908a
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459690

"Everything is fine with me! I drank a lotion potion, but it seems to work. Enough to block fireballs! I may be able to block all those mage spells they may throw your way."
>"Good! I could use that, but I don't know how long until they make a move."
"I don't suppose your necklace friend has any good ideas?"
>"I asked already, he said he's fresh out. But he says he's sure everything will be just fiiiiine, except that he did elongate that 'fine' too much. Do you want to stick around with us? I can teach you manners while you're here, since I only need to be available. I mean, if you want to leave, you'll have to go back through them again anyways."
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No. 459694 ID: f2c20c

>>459690
Let's find a weapon of some sort.
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No. 459696 ID: 4a328b

Yes, hang around and learn some manners.
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No. 459698 ID: 085efe

>>459690
I find the idea of learning manners while fighting to be amusing. See if you can do that.
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No. 459700 ID: 7e908a
File 134922349231.png - (124.41KB , 700x700 , 4-74.png )
459700

"Is it possible to learn manners while fighting?"
>"...uh..."
"I joke! Do you have any weapons, though?"
>"Oh, yes, we have a few swords and daggers lying around. And I guess we'll just use rocks as table props."

And that is how half of the day goes, just learning of overworld manners while under the threat of the siege! It isn't until mid evening when one of the slime rushes down the slope.

>"My queen! The naga are coming, and their arch-mage is in front!"
>"Uh..." starts Muo. "Maybe I should actually go in the front, Story. I think I can handle her."
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No. 459701 ID: f2c20c

This should be interesting to see. We should let her do her thing, but be nearby.
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No. 459703 ID: e3f578

>>459700
You sure you don't want to wear Muo as some form of slime armor or the reverse as extra spell protection?
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No. 459706 ID: 6cc859

Let's get some mileage out of our expensive-as-fuck potion, then.
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No. 459710 ID: 364fd8

Future-SS didn't seem over concerned with Muo, so, let her do her thing, and try that fireball returning trick. You know you wanna.
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No. 459712 ID: 86c3a7

Show Muo some respect. Give her a chance to show off what she's got up her sleeve! (Or, uh, floating inside her arm).
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No. 459714 ID: 7e908a
File 134922626238.png - (121.19KB , 700x700 , 4-75.png )
459714

Whoa my magic sash is pinging with a huge vibe! That archmage must have a whole lot of magic items on her.

>You sure you don't want to wear Muo as some form of slime armor or the reverse as extra spell protection?
That sounds hilariously reckless!

"Muo, I think you can handle her too, but you can carry me along for extra spell protection if you want!"
>"Hey, good idea! Hold your breath, but I'll try not to drown you!"

Her hands get huge, and she starts sliding towards the fight with me!
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No. 459715 ID: 7e908a
File 134922627620.png - (62.05KB , 700x700 , 4-76.png )
459715

What follows is a slurry of magic missiles thrown by the archmage, deftly making Muo wave me around like a bat to hit all of it away.

>"Enough!" yells the archmage.
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No. 459716 ID: 7e908a
File 134922628640.png - (198.86KB , 700x700 , 4-77.png )
459716

She starts charging something pretty big.

>"Story!" Muo says. "That's a powerful poison missile she's making! Are you sure you can deflect it?! I think I can absorb it and fire it back on her, but it may not work as intended!"
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No. 459718 ID: f2c20c

We honestly have no idea!
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No. 459719 ID: bdb3f8

It would probably be better if the slimes did something to defend themselves besides have an enchanted kobold to swing around. More convincing that they should not be attacked that way.
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No. 459721 ID: 6cc859

>>459716
You have no idea what the limits of this potion were! It should be pretty crazy powerful though, given how fancy that enchantment was. Still, if Muo has a viable defense there's no harm in letting her field this one just to be safe.

Call dibs on her magic items regardless.
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No. 459726 ID: e3f578

>>459716
Cool yeah
Do your thing but we get some artifacts if we kill her or knock her unconscious.
Gotta pay back that debt.
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No. 459728 ID: 86c3a7

Just throw SS at her. Deflect/disrupt the spell before she can finish casting it.
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No. 459738 ID: 364fd8

I was going to suggest Muo swing SS like a bat, but yeah, throwing him on a collision course is much more entertain- er, much more likely to intercept a spell or interrupt the casting.
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No. 459745 ID: 6e44d2

Looks like she's putting a lot of spice on this one. You should bunt it, Muo!
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No. 459752 ID: e3f578

>>459738
Oh yeah!
That'll be fun!
Cannonball Motorboats are okay for the bet as far as Zirkala is concerned!
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No. 459754 ID: 7e908a
File 134923412380.png - (194.24KB , 700x700 , 4-78.png )
459754

"I have no idea if I can! Do your thing, but if I manage to knock her out or something I want her loot!"
>"Sure!"

She says that as she tosses me up high into the air, and casts something as the poison ball comes. Tom's amulet sparks up, and Tom comes out, and eats it! And judging by the light and gas emanating out, Tom is making it stronger.
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No. 459755 ID: 7e908a
File 134923415042.png - (104.95KB , 700x700 , 4-79.png )
459755

I was expecting that to be an attack to the archmage, but Tom spits it at me, to which I deflect it back to Muo, who casts the same spell. It gets stronger again, Tom spits it at me, and that time I can feel it almost break through my potion barrier before it goes back to Tom for a 3rd time! I think that Tom knows I couldn't deflect it again, thankfully.
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No. 459756 ID: 7e908a
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459756

He spits it back out to the naga.

My sash pings again, as something on the archmage activates, and the powered up missile unceremoniously bounces off of the naga towards the river.

>"...whaaaat." I hear Tom say in the silence.
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No. 459757 ID: b6edd6

Welp, there goes the water source everyone was fighting over.
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No. 459759 ID: f2c20c

Oh jesus, not the river! No wonder we keep going back in time! EVERYONE drinks from that river!

Crap, we can't deflect it again. We'll have to use the hourglass again, to prevent this.
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No. 459760 ID: 06ee8f

welp, least we found out why we needed a better ingredients
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No. 459764 ID: 86c3a7

>Oh jesus, not the river! No wonder we keep going back in time! EVERYONE drinks from that river!
...couldn't we just chaos magic the river not to be poison? I know Tom can't do anything sensible, like purify the water, but we could turn the poison into liquid candy or booze or something.
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No. 459765 ID: 886a4d

Naga! The River! Its your Spell. DISMISS IT!
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No. 459767 ID: 0c2247

>>459756
"What kind of IDIOT uses poison magic around their own water source?
Start cleaning that up!"
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No. 459769 ID: e3f578

Oh cool
She's got an even BETTER enchantment of reflection
That'll pay your debt back and then some!

I'm not going to worry about the water, surly someone has a backup plan for this problem. I mean shit, don't people just boil there water after collecting it anyway, to purify it? What idiot drinks water straight from the river that isn't an animal?
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No. 459773 ID: bf54a8

boiling kills bacteria and shit, not remove actual poison.

"NAGA! KILL THE MISSILE!"
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No. 459802 ID: c6ec33

>>459756
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN

Yell out "STOP, SAVE THE RIVER!!!" or something equally heroic and retarded. Maybe have them freeze the water or something.
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No. 459820 ID: 364fd8

If you can manage to leap/fall/be thrown into the way, that'd help too.
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No. 459825 ID: 4a328b

But guys

the river FLOWS

At most it poisons a lake and everything downstream from this spot in the river

upstream would still be safe--and if the slime's place is ALREADY the most upstream access point here, we've just increased demand to use their water.
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No. 459826 ID: 6a1ec2

Well uh, you can safely tell your past self not to worry about making the potion more powerful because Tom will just overload it anyway. You still cease to exist though, unstable time loops and all. Bummer.
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No. 459827 ID: f2c20c

>>459826
I think the point is to make a potion that's strong enough to let Tom amplify the missile enough so that it breaks through the naga's barrier.

Basically we're trying to out-potion the barrier.
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No. 459828 ID: 886a4d

We should say this

I'm you from the future! Don't worry you're not in danger except sort of! I only have 20 seconds minus however long I spent sitting in bed waking up just now so you've got to take Rotfrost's lotionand listen it is crazy important that you get the best ingredients otherwise it'll be a complete waste of time and uh oh I'm about to merge back into you or something I don't know how magic goes but I technically won't die I guess!
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No. 459829 ID: 666a76

>>459828

I want to kick our Past Future Self's ass so hard for that.

Like what the fuck man.
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No. 459830 ID: 42c1c6

Shame we couldn't dive in front of the bolt before it hits the river, but it must be far too late for that.
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No. 459831 ID: f2c20c

>>459828
Altered further:

I'm you from the future! Don't worry you're not in danger except sort of! I only have 20 seconds minus however long I spent sitting in bed waking up just now so you've got to take Rotfrost's lotion and listen it is crazy important that you get the best ingredients yourself otherwise it'll be a complete waste of time and uh oh I'm about to merge back into you or something I don't know how magic goes but I technically won't die I guess! You have 5 days!
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No. 459845 ID: 629257

Mentioning both lotion and Ralex is a good idea, I think. That save us from getting in that whole slavery business.
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No. 459847 ID: e3f578

I'm you from the future
For the lotion Rotfrost will be making for you, get Ralex's hair and Beligerent Dandy's Hair, you'll use one but get 'em both for comparison
Use either Zirkala's most quality resist enchantment artifact or steal the Naga ArchMage's best one. YOU HAVE 5 DAYS MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOING INSIDE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
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No. 459850 ID: 7e908a
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459850

"Naga, kill your missile!"
>"I can't, you fools, it's got chaos taint all over it now!" the archmage yells.
"Tom, kill the missile!"
>"It's not mine, I can't do a thing about it! But I added some random effects maybe it'll actually be okay!"
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No. 459851 ID: 7e908a
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459851

plunk

...well, the water didn't turn green or anything, but it was enchanted with something hugely powerful!
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No. 459852 ID: 86c3a7

So... who wants to be a guinea pig?
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No. 459853 ID: bf54a8

muo go taste it.
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No. 459854 ID: 886a4d

>>459853
Shes a Chaos minion. It'll have random effects on her no matter what.

... The only Guinea pig I can see actually doing it (because the naga won't) is ... SS.
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No. 459855 ID: 629257

>>459852
The best sort to test would be a slimefolk, not sure if Muo or one of the other slimes should be asked to volunteer. On one hand Muo would be protected better from any chaos magic, on the other hand frankly the lesser slimes are expendable. Ask Muo if tom can protect her if she tests the water, and the naga for a temporary truce until we know for sure that we aren't all going to suffer some terrible fate.
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No. 459856 ID: 86c3a7

>>459854
Yeah, pretty much. If we horribly die, our last act will be to smash the hourglass.
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No. 459857 ID: 050585

>>459855
I find your belief that we can call someone expendable horrible. That is not how a stories hero is born, by being willing to risk the lives beings they consider lesser than themselves on random experiments where they haven't the slightest clue to the outcome. We need to find a safe way to test the water, such as Muo if Tom is sure he can protect her, or to choose to take the risk ourselves. Who knows maybe drinking the water is the whole reason the future told us to obtain the lotion in the first, it could e possible by drinking or swimming in the water the chaos energy may be expended in a single effect that may get at the very least weakened by the lotion, since the naga was protected from any chaos in the spell it would seem that magic protection has at least some effect against chaos.
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No. 459860 ID: 7e908a
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459860

"Hey Muo you want to test the water?"
>"Sure. I think it's okay, actually."

The naga just sits there as she, apparently, is curious about the water's effects.

>"Hey!" Muo says. "It tastes minty! Also your anti magic rubbed off on it, it's got a powerful anti magic effect! Hey, cohorts, drink the water quick, you'll just have to worry about melee stuff! Also it feels tingly."
>"You'd better hope that water effect lasts for a long time, slime, because as soon as it runs out, we'll be back!" says the archmage. "Everyone retreat!"
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No. 459861 ID: 886a4d

Knowing Tom its either permanent or will last 5 minutes to a week.
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No. 459862 ID: 86c3a7

...if this water is the source for everyone in the caves system, things are going to get interesting as the anti-magic spreads.

Quiet possibly we just seriously messed up whatever Zirkala is planning. Or Miss drake could be exposed!
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No. 459863 ID: e3f578

GET HER!
Don't allow her to get away!
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No. 459864 ID: bf54a8

>>459862
good think zirkala is an undead so drinking is not needed.
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No. 459865 ID: 886a4d

The anti magic potion only effects spells cast at the person. The naga was able to cast her spell just fine.
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No. 459866 ID: d6fc89

Well, let's hope we still have enough of this spell-protecton on our own^^
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No. 459867 ID: b33427

Don't breath a sigh of relief just yet. While the water now seems to have an anti-magic effect, not even Tom knows how many other effects are on it. It might even have different effects on non-slimes, or even those who are not Muo. Could be anything from dry, itchy skin, to gravity multiplication, to a powerful aphrodisiac. There could even be nasty delayed effects. Really, anything could happen.

>>459862
This might be a big problem. Better get up to Zirkala and tell her the news, since it could mess up her plans. You don't know if you should tell Miss Drake, since you're unsure whether or not such an anti-magic effect would cause those effected to see through the illusions she's cast on herself.
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No. 459868 ID: 7e908a
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459868

>Get her!
The archmage notices my following, and zooms away! I am pretty sure a haste spell was involved. I believe that I should not worry about her for now, and decide on what to do as of now. There are a few hours left in the day, and I will at least warn Zirkala and the Drake about this whole water business.
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No. 459869 ID: 629257

Have Muo and the slimes gather as much into themselves as reasonable and if possible pool some of it in another part of the cave so it doesn't flow away. We want to conserve the effect as long as possible.

Now with the immediate problem averted we should head back and inform our undead friends on the developments. Also some action against the nagas is in order... I wonder if our fiery friend is up to giving us some lessons in a real combat scenario.
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No. 459876 ID: 7e908a
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459876

"Muo, you may want to gather a lot of the water to preserve the effect!"
>"Oh, yeah! Well, I think the enchantment is more locked in place, but we'll still get water just in case."
"Excellent, then I am off to warn Zirkala!"
>"Alright, I may come back there tonight as well, I don't know yet!"
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No. 459877 ID: 7e908a
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459877

And so I run back to Zirkala, who is having dinner with all of her summons and then some.

>"Hello, Story Seeker, glad of you to come join us."
"Hey, uh! It turns out that the water ended up getting a big enchantment, and anyone who drinks - or bathes? - in it will be immune to magic! Or at least resistant."
>"... ah. That is a bit inconvenient, but not at all ruining. Most of my plans involved the physical, but thank you for the warning. I will send Guntax to test the specifics of the water to be certain."
"Also, I was meaning to ask! Where should I avoid tomorrow to not run into that whole terror business you had running?"
>"Everywhere. Just eat, go to bed, and stay home tomorrow. It will not concern you."
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No. 459878 ID: 886a4d

I could be wrong but isn't your bet fulfilled? You spent two days as Muo's slave, a day in the Lizard Village, then 5 days with these shennanigans. Thats a week.
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No. 459882 ID: 86c3a7

Miss drake next. See should avoid the water for fear of damaging her illusion.
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No. 459883 ID: b33427

...Huh. Well. Other than settling the no-sex wager with Zirkala, warning Miss Drake, and meeting with Muo if she shows up, that's it.

Gotta wonder why your possible future self had to pop back in time to warn you, and there's still that "trapped for all eternity" part of Rotfrost's vision... You just can't shake the feeling that this isn't over with yet. Keep that time magic hourglass close at hand, just in case, for a day or two.
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No. 459884 ID: f49b11

>>459882
Oh man I hope it doesn't dispell magic as well or Ms. Drake is in trouble.
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No. 459885 ID: 7e908a
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459885

"Ah, by the way, haven't I finished my week of abstinence? I can still feel the disease!"
>"Yes, it will go away tonight at high moon, at which I will place the additional 1000 gold, and trust, in your account." Zirkala says.
"Then I must be off to warn miss drake!"

And so I do.

>"You stupid!" the drake's first response is! "Clunker, guard the entrance, tell everyone I'm resting and they they better not disturb me while all this goes on! If that potion is so strong, they'll be able to see me!"
"Apologies, miss drake, I shall let you know when all of this blows over!"
>"Hmph!"

With her in such a foul mood at me, I suppose there is little else to do but to go back to Zirkala's halls and sleep, perhaps see if she is in a better mood after a night's rest!
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No. 459888 ID: 7e908a
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459888

Day 6

I wake up to find Muo in her usual spot, indicating that she did come back during the night after all. Or just sleepwalked farther than normal, I suppose!
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No. 459889 ID: 86c3a7

>You stupid!
Hey, it wasn't just SS's stupidity. There was also a Naga involved, a witch, Muo, the god of chaos, and possibly an unavoidable temporal causality loop!

>wake up
Hmmm. Well, all that terror stuff is happening now. I guess you could just sleep in, and spend the day hanging with Muo. Or you could poke your head outside and see what's happening.
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No. 459890 ID: 886a4d

Lets see, you pissed off the Goblins, the Naga, the Lizards, Miss Drake and gotten yourself in debt with Zirkala. It might be time to go on that trip after the day of terror is over.
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No. 459891 ID: 1e7d43

>>459888
Wow. Your curse *just* ended and you've already slept with Muo. :3c
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No. 459892 ID: 7e908a
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459892

>Sleep in
With Zirkala's recommendation, I have excellent reason to take an extra hour of sleep or so! Perhaps it is the good night's rest, and maybe I do enjoy company in bed, but I do feel especially comfortable for reasons I can't quite place my finger on.

>Wow. Your curse *just* ended and you've already slept with Muo.
What? Noo, my curse is still in full swing, I suppose I must visit Zirkala for her to remove it after all!

Eventually Muo stirs as well.

>"Good morning, Story Seeker. You don't need to wait for me to wake up, but thank you! I should get going anyway, I have stuff to do. I'll be at the slime place if you need me until I come back and teach you about the upper world manners."
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No. 459893 ID: 86c3a7

>I do feel especially comfortable for reasons I can't quite place my finger on.
...oh no. There's not a second you in bed again, just off panel?
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No. 459894 ID: 7e908a
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459894

>Is there a second you?
A brief check confirms not! Plus, I feel it necessary to reaffirm that if there was another me, I would not feel more comfortable!
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No. 459895 ID: 886a4d

... check yourself over.
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No. 459896 ID: 86c3a7

>>459895
Yeah, there's gotta be something odd going on again. Bid Muo goodbye, and double check for weirdness.
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No. 459897 ID: b33427

Check the room, and yourself, for shenanigans, temporal or otherwise. Feel yourself up. Look under the covers and bed, in and under the wardrobe and dresser, behind the paintings, and anywhere else you can think of.

That done, give Muo a goodbye hug, dress, and go see about breakfast. Maybe there'll be bacon.

...Though you still have a lingering feeling that the other shoe's about to drop, for some reason...
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No. 459898 ID: 7e908a
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459898

>"Story Seeker?"
"Oh, yes, have fun Muo, see you later!"
>"Goodbye!"

After assuring her I am alright and giving her a goodbye hug, I check myself. I do not feel anything magical out of the ordinary, however, I am wearing my good pair of pants that, last I checked, was in the custody of Xixlin. I also see my shirt laid over a nearby chair, where I usually put it. I also do not appear to be in custody of my magic detecting sash, hourglass, or effects of the potion.
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No. 459899 ID: 7e908a
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459899

>Check breakfast

This place does feel far more quiet. Too quiet, considering the day! I find both Ralex and Zirkala in the breakfast hall. Or perhaps, it would be better to say I find only Ralex and Zirkala.

>"Hello, Story Seeker. I see you have slept in late."
>"Go bruise yourself after breakfast, runt. Just cause you aren't gettin' coddled doesn't mean the sun rises any later."
.... "A question, Zirkala, and my apologies of it seems out of place! How long is it until your mission of terror?"
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No. 459900 ID: 7e908a
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459900

>"Are you quite alright? We have 5 days of preparation, then the scythe moon. I was just about to summon Rotfrost, an old witch that used to serve Ralex here."

Day 6
Day 1 - Mid-Morning

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No. 459901 ID: 6a1ec2

OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD
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No. 459904 ID: 886a4d

Alright, time to see if its possible to break the loop while inside of it. Somehow I doubt it if your other-self had to use the hourglass to warn you.

Ask Zircala about the time-mage academy and any artifacts that she might be aware of that are active. Because you think you might be under the effect of one.
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No. 459905 ID: c6ec33

Let's just get this out of the way: Explain absolutely everything to Zirkala.
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No. 459906 ID: 86c3a7

Explain that you see to be caught in a time loop, that those 5 days already happened for you. Give as much evidence as you can to back it up- what you learned of her plans, a description of Rotfrost and her history you shouldn't know, Guntax and Springfoot, the magic items she hasn't sold you yet, etc.
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No. 459908 ID: 58396a

Marty!
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No. 459909 ID: b33427

Oh, boy! It's Groundhog Day(s)!

Start off by saying that when you went to sleep it was five days from now, and you woke up back here. Then go into things you shouldn't and couldn't know, such as that this place was a time mage school ages ago, the names of Springfoot and Guntax and what they look like, and so on and so forth. Don't forget to explain how the last loop started, and specifically ask Zirkala to check that hourglass time mage artifact with the oddly worded inscription to see if magic once flows through it.
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No. 459910 ID: e5e647

>>459906
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No. 459911 ID: 86c3a7

> It's Groundhog Day(s)!
...Kobold week?

Hmm. Maybe we should check on Muo after this. I think we might have carried her back with us.
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No. 459912 ID: 7e908a
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459912

"Uh.... I would like to know about the time mage academy here, and any artifacts you may have on it that are active! I may be under the effects of one."
>"I don't remember mentioning that. All artifacts I have regarding that, have not had magic in them. What makes you say you may be under the effects?"
"It is a bit of a lengthy story, but allow me to start! It is a fantastical tale, but I hope that you beli-"
>"No. While you should practice your tale telling, for this, I will just read your memories, to make sure not a detail is missed."
"Er, yes, that would be good!"

.....

>"Concerning. I will get your magic detection sash and hourglass artifact. Perhaps you should attempt to use the hourglass this time, as it appears to not matter after the 5th day. However, it does appear there are differences. Instead of sending a message back, you simply awoke with all of your memories. However, it only appears that your mind moved back, as I do not sense any changes to your body from your previous five days. I do not know how the message was sent back, but I am suspecting that the potion did at least somewhat resist whatever sent you back this way. Perhaps I will help you more, but I do not want to sacrifice my next five days to do so. I will do what I can if it proves necessary, but I believe you will be capable. After all, you have plenty of attempts to make your time efficient, such as not spending a whole day with the drake just to decide not to use her services anyway. I would also suggest, on the last day, you stay up all night to see what happens. There may be time lord interjection if this goes on too long, and those are never good, but perhaps we can make advantage of this for a lengthy period of time. You may be able to make use of this time to study extensively, and if you are able to send your physical form back as well, to make use of physical training as well. Of course, in the latter case, it would take off that much time off your lifespan, but let's not get too excited in the details."
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No. 459913 ID: 86c3a7

...hey, wait, that's right. We can exploit the loop. Train up! (Well, the non-psychical stuff). Becoming massively good at everything! Learn everyone's stories! Total groundhog day time.

Interesting thing to check might be Tom. As a god, isn't he outside the normal timeline?
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No. 459914 ID: 085efe

This would be a great chance to learn magic, if Zirkala has some time in the next 5 days or so to teach you.

It would be pretty easy to get the exact same potion ingredients, since one is bought from Zirkala, and it doesn't seem like it'd be hard to get hair from Dandy.
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No. 459915 ID: c6ec33

>>459912
Ask whether or not she thinks the potion is necessary in order to send your mind back in time during the loop. If so, we can at least use the same ingredients as before to likely get the same effect. And now that we know that we can just talk to Dandy for his hair, that saves us a lot of time.

How long does she think you could do this without attracting time lord ire? Because powergaming this to study magic/barding/fighting for 100 years is sorely tempting. :)
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No. 459916 ID: 085efe

>>459914
mostly point out that while it would be a long time for SS, Zirkala wouldn't have to worry about that.

And be understanding if she wouldn't want to go with that.
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No. 459917 ID: 085efe

>>459915
I'm betting that the potion is exactly the reason we didn't start this loop like the last one, or even worse.
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No. 459918 ID: e3f578

>>459912
Cool get Ralex's hair and lets go steal the Arch Mage's resist artifact for Rotfrost's potion this time.
Do a quick visit to the drake, and maybe ask Zirkala for a memory recording device to show the drake. As much as we would love to tell the drake about our adventure, she likely wouldn't believe us. You'll pay whatever cash you need to for the device, it's probably cheaper than the super expensive resist magic artifact you got in the last timeline. And ask if the bet is still on, after all, we would have gotten the gobbo leader's hair a lot easier if we got have just boned our way through all the goblins. Who knows what we can achieve without that restriction this time around?
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No. 459919 ID: 886a4d

>>459914
Agreed, lets ask Zircala the feasibility of such a thing. In order to keep the loops going like we want it we'd have to duplicate the potion pretty exactly to keep the loops going like we wanted. Zircala's artifact, dandy's hair, drinking it at the morning of the fifth day instead of using it as a lotion. Getting Tom and Muo to use us as a spell condesor.

Also Chaos magic. That might be why things are different.
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No. 459921 ID: b33427

Better not plan on exploiting the time loop to learn massive amounts of skills or pack away loads of knowledge. That'll take awhile, and you don't know at what point a Time Lord will intervene. It might do something drastic, like erase you from history, to fix things.

Also, whatever you do, do not mention your temporal predicament to Tom or Muo! That'll draw divine attention by those watching Tom, or Tom will turn you in himself, 'cause he doesn't want to get caught hiding time magic effects.

Ask Zirkala if she knows if the spell reflecting artifact the Naga's arch-mage uses is better than the best one she has in storage. You might devise a mission to steal that one from the Nagas if it is a much better one.

Actually, you better wait around for Rotfrost to be summoned. For all you know, her vision has changed, and you'll need different ingredients for a different potion/lotion/whatever.
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No. 459930 ID: 7e908a
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459930

"Perhaps I will learn some magic all! Would you be willing to take some time off to teach me?"
>"Not particularly, but you never did meet all of my minions, and there was one mage. I will have her take some time off to teach you for a brief period of five days, and more importantly, give you access to my library during all hours for self study. I do hope you have patience, however, as it would take years I am not sure you have."
"Which begs the other question! How long would I have before earning the ire of a time lord?"
>"Ah, it is complex, and I am no time mage, but the time lords... oh, I do not feel like explaining the whole thing. It will be months or years, your time, before a time lord bothers to give you a warning. If you do not heed the warning, the time lord will break the loop by removing you from existence before your bubble grows large enough to cause legitimate instability. So do figure something out, and I will help if absolutely necessary. Until then, do figure out a way to break it, and find out a way to move your physical body back as well. Even mental studies such as music and magic do have physical attributes, plus, a few months of physical training will do you well even if it is the same 5 days over and over sapping your life span. It is better than going out and getting killed from the first gnoll tribe up there. And again, a time lord will give you good warning, and not any foolish cryptic message either. I admit, Story Seeker, I am mildly jealous of your position. I would be moreso if I were not immortal, of course."

"By the way, do you have some sort of recording of my memories that I could purchase to give to the drake?"
>"Yes, I believe I can manage such a thing. That girl may just think it is a fake set of images, but better than your word alone I suppose."
"Oh, and this loin disease I have! Uh, since a week has passed for me, does it count as a pass?"
>"I am going to say.... no. You must do it for a week in my knowledge. With that said, however, if you do lose the disease, loop back to this morning where the disease will still be strong, and then break the loop while following abstinence, how would I ever know?"

"I.. will not acknowledge I heard that! Also, about the Naga archmage...?"
>"Yes. It is immensely strong, and I do wonder how she came into ownership of such a thing. Far stronger than what I sold you."
"Then I think I must steal it!"
>"Yes, you should. You will have to procure that, I imagine, when you wish to break the loop. I do not believe you could have noticed which article that was, but in my perspective, I saw. It is her bra. Do have fun with that one. I will summon Rotfrost now."
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No. 459931 ID: 7e908a
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459931

Word for word, Rotfrost yells the exact same thing.
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No. 459933 ID: 6a1ec2

Give her a hug.
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No. 459935 ID: 050585

120 Hours Remaining

Lets wait for Rotfrost and see if anythings changed if it hasn't we should go do some snooping around the Naga's, perhaps something got let through when Tom repeatedly reflected that spell he was bouncing of us to infuse with chaos and that caused the time loop, if so then finding a way to get the Nagas to call off the attack could break us out of this cycle.

Though even if we prevent the Naga attack we should still produce the lotion in case the time loop is being caused by something else.
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No. 459936 ID: f1b3ee

Oh good lord, Story Seeker is going to go on a panty raid like a rowdy college-age ruffian.

It might please Tom if you start saying people's conversations you heard in the last loop while they start to voice them themselves just for the sheer hilarity of it. It might have a substantial effect on the Drunk Goblin Queen. Easy way to win a bet, perhaps?
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No. 459937 ID: 886a4d

Alright so looping for several months to several years is feasable. We just have to make sure that we can get the items necassary before then so we can get to them right after the warning. As for training maybe a topical application of the lotion instead of drinking it will merge the body and the mind instead of just the mind.

So first thing first. Sneak into the goblin's lands and get the Dandy's hair. paying him will work. Also make sure you leave your good clothes at home in case you have to do the slave route.
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No. 459939 ID: 86c3a7

>Use time loops to cheat on abstinence conduct
That would be problematic, since any loop where we wanted Zikala's assistance, we would have to tell her what's happening, and her first reaction would be to read our memories. Blowing the scam. Of course, then she'd also get the memory of her telling us to do this...

>Word for word, Rotfrost yells the exact same thing.
Whenever someone starts to repeat a conversation they've had before, mess them up by saying the exact same thing back to them at the same time.

>Training
Obviously, skip the physical abuse for now. Manners, magic, and barding is what you can usefully build up, for now.

We should start investigating the nagas! So we can steal that bra. Maybe get a naga illusion from the drake for that.
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No. 459942 ID: 581956

Ask if the strength of the magic repelling item matters, or if only the uninhibition of the hair owner. Also ask if the strength of the potion fades with time or with use.
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No. 459943 ID: 085efe

>Whenever someone starts to repeat a conversation they've had before, mess them up by saying the exact same thing back to them at the same time.

Do not do this. Only let people know about the time loop if doing so aids SS.

Secure the ingredients for the potion, and when it's time to use it, do so on your skin this time.

Don't risk sex until you have a stable time loop down, and have done it at least 2 times in a row without issues. Wouldn't want to accidentally end the loop due to something you haven't learned about yet.
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No. 459944 ID: 886a4d

>>459943
agreed.
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No. 459945 ID: e3f578

Cool
Give her some of Ralex's fur and ask her to compare it to your scales, without tearing off your scales. Remember, you and Muo are equivalent barring Muo's chaos bonus, and Dandy's was a step up in quality. Ralex will probably either be equivalent to Dandy or better, unless a step up is just a figure of speech that Rotfrost was using. because I doubt Ralex is on the same level as you or Muo.
You did pick some off the floor or from his seat, right?

Luckily, the artifact is more important than the hair. Hair is length, artifact is magnitude. Get a better magnitude. Mathematically, any artifact better than the one you used will probably be enough to break the loop since the one you used brought your mind back in time, so the magnitude of the old artifact is probably equivalent to the time spell or just barely weaker.
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No. 459946 ID: f1b3ee

Also consider the following:

As long as SS's memories are the only thing being sent back and not his physical body, SS is effectively ageless. Ideally to take full advantage of this loop, we would want to send back any equipment, gear, or items we find along with his memory. The only advantage to getting SS's post-time loop body back to the beginning of the loop is that the disease would feasibly be gone and SS could bang with reckless abandon, and that any physical training we picked up would also be sent back.

We have observed so far the effects of the time loop are compounding so long as our memories are sent back. If we were to send our body back only once to remove the disease, and then continue sending only memories, would those memories return to the body at the beginning of the loop or would they return to the most recent body to be sent back?

Also parroting people's conversations before they say them is not an indication of time travel so much it is of mind reading. This could work to our advantage. Every loop we go back for, we can also extend the conversation one step farther, since feasibly the conversation will change the moment we reach the end of what we observed last cycle. So long as people believe we can predict the future or read their minds, that gives us potentially significant power to control other people and what they do.
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No. 459947 ID: 886a4d

>>459946
Actually the reason to send the body back as well is to benefit from training beyond being a merely mental exercise. One does have to prepare the mind as well as the body. Of course if we go that route we can never, ever, EVER have sex while looping if we want to win that bet. SS might want to break the loops asap in that case.
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No. 459948 ID: 085efe

>Also parroting people's conversations before they say them is not an indication of time travel so much it is of mind reading

It's more a sign of being a complete asshole.
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No. 459949 ID: 04b86a

>It is her bra.
Which would be much easier to take if we didn't have to worry about that abstinence agreement!

>Word for word, Rotfrost yells the exact same thing.
Oh, we're going to have fun with this in future loops. And not just with her, either! Hell, we can pull off some stuff this time.

>It will be months or years, your time, before a time lord bothers to give you a warning.
There's a small problem with this. Namely, that we have no idea how many tries it took for us to retain our memories! It could have been just the one, but at the same time it could have been so many more! Which means we need to place figuring out how to get the snake lady's bra without seducing her at a high priority.
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No. 459950 ID: 085efe

>>459947
At least, we can't have sex once SS starts going back physically, but he doesn't have to start now. He just has to find out what it takes, and then he can decide when he wants to make use of it.
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No. 459951 ID: e3f578

You know, Rotfrost has cute adorable teeth I wonder if we can get her to take her hat off? Ask.
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No. 459958 ID: f1b3ee

Keep in mind that by not acknowledging SS won his bet despite knowing full well he did through mind reading, Zirkala is basically setting the precedent that the events of a time-loop do not decide their bet. SS can sleep with someone if he wants and not break the agreement. When the loop resets she is not going to remember anything anyway unless she takes steps to preserve her own mind and (possibly) body through the loop somehow. If she does not read our mind and we do not send our body back she has no way of knowing what went on last loop at all.

It may seem like being an asshole, but consider she is being just as much of an asshole by not acknowledging his win.
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No. 459961 ID: 050585

>>459958
Remember that the signal to show her we haven't lost the bet is the presence of the disease once we find a way to maintain our body condition through the loop we would have to go back to abstaining or we'd meet her on the morning of day one and she'd declare we'd lost the bet though so if we're obtaining more powerful regents than we had previously we should also abstain on the chance that we will retain our body through the reset.

Also lets not do the stupid repeating you as you say it thing as that's just likely to lead to some type of misunderstanding that could cause us trouble, like someone who's usually willing to help us deciding we're a jerk and don't need their help.
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No. 459965 ID: 86c3a7

Annother looping consideration:

We can pretty easily find out who all the ghouls are among each population, then on the final loop we can hand them all in at once for a cash reward. Pity we didn't ask Muo who the slime-ghouls were. We'll have to ask her to ID them again this time, and get the info from her to use in the future.
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No. 459987 ID: f2c20c

Alright, let's spend our 5 days more wisely this time. Get the collar set aside, then let's revisit the Goblin Leader again with the same general plan, this time being honest with her to see if she lets us have a hair sample from her brush. If not, we can just accept her sexual challenge. I'm worried about the drinking contest though. We might fail that!

Be sure to get that other goblin's hair this time. We want to get at least as good a potion-lotion as last time, to ensure we can keep our memories. What sweet memories they'll be, mmmmmmhmmm.

One thing that we absolutely WILL retain is Muo's training. Manners have no physical element! We could also try learning some new languages. Perhaps the Drake will deign to teach us true Draconic? Wouldn't THAT be impressive!
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No. 459996 ID: 050585

If we're being smarter with our time why would we ask the goblin queen for hair? Rotfrost said it was garbage. The best hair we presently know of is the the Dandy unless we spend several of the loops purposely doing increasingly reckless things until we were the most uninhibited being in existence then got a hair growth potion.
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No. 460007 ID: 195be8

Whatever you do, do NOT break the time loop before you get the warning (though you should try to be prepared to, so you can act quickly on the warning). Make sure you get every last mile out of this irreplacable opportunity. Learn the shit out of that magic!
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No. 460012 ID: 364fd8

I'd say the goblin leg of things could stand to be approached differently. Enraging an entire civilization is not something you should do again Either just go find that friendly goblin willing to give you his hair for the hell of it, or if you insist on double checking the queen's, try a different tactic. Like... pose as a handmaiden or something and steal it in her sleep. I don't know.
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No. 460047 ID: 7e908a
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460047

So much to do!

>Hug Rotfrost
Even I require to know someone enough before such actions! At least have more of a friendly relationship than business and one of us yelling potion related things at the other.

"Rotfrost, would you mind taking your hat off for a moment?"
>"Why would you ask such a thing?!"
"I am curious!"
>"Not for the tramp!"
"But for a more serious concern, does the strength of the repelling item matter, or the lack of inhibition in the hair owner?"
>"I would not ask one ingredient if it were not useful! Both are required! The strength in the repelling item for its purpose, and the lack of inhibition to multiple its strength and length!"
"And does it lose its effect over time or over use?"
>"It remains strong for all of its duration, no matter its usage!"
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460049

For now, I will get some of Ralex's fur! I scour his seat in the breakfast hall, but I do not find a single strand! I am forced to ask him.

"Ralex! I wish to have some of your fur!"
>"Yeah? Maybe you can do somethin' for me then."
"And what, may I ask, would that be?"
>"Get Rotfrost to take a damn bath. She smells awful."

I am beginning to notice a trend that people would give nary a care should a whole clump of their hair fall out, yet become unduly protective of it should they be asked for it!
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No. 460050 ID: 86c3a7

...maybe the easiest way to get some of his hair would be to grab it during training. I mean, you just have to hang on until he rips you off.
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No. 460053 ID: e3f578

Ask Rotfrost for a favor in exchange for a favor
Then just keep exchanging favors until you run out...
are you sure some hairs aren't on the floor all ready? I mean, just check, he's a big giant wolfman-thing if not a gnoll, hair should be EVERYWHERE. He should be molting small bits of fur all the time.
You could also have just done a training session with him and nicked some of his hairs in your usual fight.
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No. 460056 ID: f2c20c

>>460049
I don't think the smell is due to not bathing. We could ask though. Like, say "Is that smell due to magical ingredients or something else?"
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No. 460095 ID: 42c1c6

You know, this isn't actually such a bad thing. Besides the opportunity to go all groundhog day on things, we have special foreknowledge of many relevant events and seemingly as many tries as we need to make things happen.

Ok, so first things first, you need to seduce a Naga. I'm not sure how that'll go, but it'll certainly throw a wrench in the stream of events, and get us a more powerful magic stopper without going into long term debt with Zirkala. Win win.

Of course, I'm not sure how one seduces a Naga.
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No. 460098 ID: 6a1ec2

>>460095

Lots of hissing and writhing around?

As useful as this 5 days scenario is, you are still on a time limit because every reset risks those capable of erasing your entire existence retroactively to brute force the problem.
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No. 460108 ID: 42c1c6

Will we get to meet the doctor for a brief moment before our existence is wiped?
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No. 460131 ID: f2c20c

>>460098
Actually, according to Zirkala, we will get a hint/warning when things start to get out of hand. The time lord isn't our enemy, but he will step in to fix things if we refuse to do it.
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No. 460133 ID: 6e44d2

Suddenly, this seems strikingly similar to another quest by this same author. And that one guy looks just like Glitcher. And... Oh god. OH GOD. IS SS THE AI?
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No. 460178 ID: 7e908a
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460178

As a werewolf gnoll hybrid, this guy should be a dissolving carpet of fur, but not a single strand is around! Apparently also being an undead fire elemental prevents that. It won't hurt to ask Rotfrost if I can do favors for her to take a bath!
"I am not certain the smell is because of lack of bathing, Ralex! It could be a side effect of magic ingredients."
>"Runt I've known her for years, you've known her for five minutes. Days. Whatever. She gets nasty magic on her, then doesn't bathe! Woulda thought getting summoned would make a clean slate, but nope, that shitty smell permeates time and space." Ralex says.

So I head over to Rotfrost's quarters.

>"More questions from the tramp, hmmm? What does it expect of me?" she asks.
"Well... I could not help but notice that what could be magical ingredients happen to give you a certain aroma!"
>"Yes, and?"
"I was wondering, if I could not, in exchange for possible tasks, convince you to remove that smell by bath?"
>"I have better things to do th... for tasks, you say? Yes. Yes. Zirkala does not keep many ingredients around, and I would like to have some to test. If you bring me any, then I will bathe, along with, if you like, using a sample of those ingredients in a potion for you!"
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No. 460179 ID: 7e908a
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460179

She hands me a list.

Piece of Earth Elemental/Spirit/Sprite/etc: Increased stamina
Gargoyle Chunk: Greatly enhances any illusion spells on the user, includes invisibility
Hair of a lustful individual: Increased virility
Tears of the innocent: Potions that have this may also stack with other potions with similar effects [i]once
, allowing the user to double up on an effect[/i]
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No. 460180 ID: f2c20c

She said bring you ANY. So, you don't need to get all of them.

Hey, that tailor seemed incredibly innocent. Want to ask him to chop some onions? You don't have to hurt his feelings or anything to get tears! It's just a bodily function.

The hair of a lustful individual should be EASY too, if we just go to gobbo town and get some hair samples of just about anyone. We could do that at the same time we get a verified sample of the leader's hair. And Dan's, because that's our current verified Top Sample.

Remember that every loop we need to get at least as good a potion/lotion as last time.
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No. 460181 ID: 364fd8

OK... now this is different. Maybe THIS is the potion future you was talking about. Getting that virility potion hair would be a walk in the park, but if you're getting free samples out of it, you want something of clear important use, not something easily obtained. So... where's the nearest gargoyle?
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No. 460183 ID: f2c20c

Oh, and get a sample from Zirkala while we're casting our net wide. I think she actually has VERY low inhibitions about EVERYTHING. To avoid insulting her, preface it by saying that you're aware 'inhibition' can refer to nonsexual acts, and she seems very open minded.
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No. 460184 ID: 886a4d

... put together those ingredients could make a hell of a sex potion.

Or we could just use the tears of the innocent to enhance the spell reflector lotion.
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No. 460186 ID: bf54a8

Piece of Earth Elemental + Hair of a lustful individual + tears = SEX BA-BOMB
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No. 460189 ID: f2c20c

Oh wait, guys guys. All we need is that gargoyle chunk to get the goblin leader's hair.

Are there any gargoyles nearby at all? Ask Zirkala.
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No. 460198 ID: 7e908a
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460198

And I make a trip back to Zirkala.

"Hello, Zirkala! I wish to ask, are there any gargoyles around?"
>"Yes, in this very academy. It is a closed off section of what used to be the very entrance, in fact. I may open the way if you like, but they may be deadly hostile, along with who knows what else has taken up residence. I would recommend you manage to physically train yourself along with spend time in magic to accentuate that before you... what are you trying to do anyway?"
"Receive a chunk of one of them!"
>"...yes, you should consider that to be exceptionally difficult. If you go down the route of learning a slow spell, I have found that gargoyles are especially susceptible to those. That is not to say you should pick your school of magic based entirely off of this one encounter."
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No. 460199 ID: b33427

Alright, go ask Rotfrost what it would take to make potion "grenades" which apply the slow spell effect on contact.

Does the chunk have to be from a living or recently dead gargoyle? 'Cause if you got either a scroll or potion that can make the ceiling collapse to crush one, then you could get Miss Drake to use her earth magic to tunnel under and up to its remains to grab them. You'd need some way to locate the gargoyle's corpse through the rock, but Zirkala certainly has something around that can detect recently dead bodies, right?
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No. 460201 ID: 86c3a7

...you know, I think we're getting sidetracked. We don't need to go through all this effort to get a piece of hair when dandy's is so readily available. We should be working on stealing the naga's bra.
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No. 460202 ID: b33427

>>460201
Yeah, you're right about getting sidetracked about getting Ralex's hair. We don't even know if it's worth it, so we should get Rotfrost to do a check on Ralex like she did on SS in the last loop, and compare it against SS so we have an idea how good it is.

However, the potions that Rotfrost would make from the ingredients could make getting the Naga arch-mage's bra much, much easier. Say, two gargoyle chunk potions, with a tear of the innocent potion, would make any illusion Miss Drake places on SS insanely strong. So SS could get invisibility or a illusion placed on him that even the naga arch-mage couldn't detect.
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No. 460206 ID: 42c1c6

Here's a plan. Find a randy person, get the hair, get a potion of virility, get the Naga alone and feed it to her, (CENSORED), and then run off with her bra like it's a college panty raid (Since she'd use magic to hurt you having the bra protects you from immediate retaliation). Rotfrost gets a bath, you get Ralex hair for an ingredient.
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No. 460216 ID: 8b749a

>>460202
>>460206
Do we even need any potion to get the naga's bra? Couldn't we just use our bardic charm to get her out of it?
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No. 460227 ID: 629257

>>460216
Well we can certainly try. But first I want to know if we still wake up on the first day intact and remembering even if we get ourselves killed trying to expose naga tits.
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No. 460228 ID: 86c3a7

>>460227
...the only way to test that is to actually get killed, though! And if death breaks the loop, or resets us without memory carry over, we're kind of screwed.
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No. 460289 ID: 629257

>>460228
Well that is the only way to test, but our lady lich might have useful insight on the matter all the same.
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No. 460327 ID: b33427

If you're actually going to go mess with gargoyles, you should learn a bit more about them than what Zirkala has told you. Avail yourself of her library and dig up a book or two on them, as well as earth elementals and their ilk. You should probably be reading up on creatures of the world, and how to handle them, anyway, for when you eventually head out on a journey.

For how they generally fight, go pick Ralex's brain. He's probably fought one or two gargoyles in his past, and might give you insight on how they behave.
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No. 460330 ID: f2c20c

>>460198
Eh. Let's avoid that for now. It would be used to get close to the Goblin Leader, but we don't need to upgrade the potion at the moment; it is to our advantage to learn magic via the MENTAL time loop rather than the physical one.

Instead, how about we go get the tears of the innocent from the tailor? Just like, buy an onion and pay him a few gold to chop it so you can collect his tears. Then we can get some fur off of ol' big and burny.
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No. 460711 ID: 7e908a
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460711

"By the way, Zirkala! Do you happen to know what would happen if I happened to get killed during this time loop?"
>"... you would die."
"...right. And is there a way to make the ceiling collapse in on the gargoyles, to which I could forage for their chunks in the remaining rubble?"
>"Story Seeker, that is needlessly destructive. I happen to like this place, and do not wish to crumble a building that has stood for centuries for... ah, wait, time loop, yes. That will be no problem, as long as you roll back and do not crumble it on your final round. I somewhat feel like it simply does not matter what I do for the next few days. Hm. I am going to think on this, as in a sense, I, too, may as well have some fun with this. But never you mind."
"Very well, I must ask something of Rotfrost!"
>"Yes... you do that. I have a lot to think about right now."
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No. 460712 ID: 7e908a
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460712

And a reverse trip back to Rotfrost!

"Hello, what would it take to make a potion grenade, to apply a slow effect?"
>"Things that are not available for gathering for days of travel! Forget it, young kobold."
"Very well! Also, could you rate Ralex's hair for use of the potion?"
>"Yes. He is exceptional, if you can manage to get any of his fur!"
"Does he not shed?"
>"No, he used to, and many strands of fur started many fires. Zirkala managed to get his fur to stick on him, as she did not enjoy his mess in the least!"

Well there is that. Perhaps I will focus on getting his hair during physical training. Something next... ah yes, Muo for a brief moment, I suppose it will not hurt to make a run!
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No. 460713 ID: 7e908a
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460713

>"Hey!" a slime says, but I wave him away.
"Muo!"
>"Hello Story."
"Hey. Can I talk alone for a moment?"
>"Oh, uh, sure? Leave me for a moment, you guys!"
"Okay, if it is alright, I would like you to find the ghouls around here!"
>"Oh, good idea!"
"Also, please let me know who they are when you find out."
>"Sure."

Next, unless a new idea pops up, I may wish to have that other tailor kobold chop some onions! Perhaps I should bring clunker along, or perhaps not.
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No. 460714 ID: 0c2247

>>460713
How about you see if Ralex is willing to go murder the fuck out of a bunch of Naga. And by "bunch" I mean that mage.
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No. 460716 ID: 86c3a7

Let's go collect some sweet puppy-bold tears.

>>460714
Eh, not a good plan. If we need the naga-bra to break the loop, we can't use that plan. Any needlessly destructive actions we take (murdering nagas, collapsing gargoyle tunnels) have to be constrained to non-final loops.
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No. 460717 ID: c6ec33

Ask Tom if he knows anything about time loops, and how long you might be able to have fun in one. I'm pretty sure he knows you're stuck in one.

Also, ask him what repeat you're on, and how long it'll be until a time lord pitches a hissy fit at you.
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No. 460719 ID: b33427

Swing by Goblintown and throw some coins at Dandy to get his hair, so as to compare it to Ralex's for lack of inhibition, and also to have it checked for lustfulness levels. Also ask him who's the most lustful person around that he can think of, other than himself.

After that you'll be off to the Commons to buy a pile of onions for a puppy-bold tailor to chop, and a tear-collecting vial. And as long as you're there, order a couple extra sets of clothes, this time without the rush-job so they're good quality.

>>460711
Gotta hope Zirkala doesn't change things up too much, otherwise events may not go the way you expect. Oh, and don't forget to get her to tell you who the ghouls are near the end of this loop; The kobold ones are of special interest.

>>460714
I think Zirkala is keeping Ralex under wraps until the Scythe Moon, and doesn't want him going out. We'll just have to think up another way to get the Naga arch-mage's bra.
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No. 460721 ID: 7e908a
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460721

>How about you see if Ralex is willing to go murder the fuck out of a bunch of Naga. And by "bunch" I mean that mage.
I... think that Ralex is saving anything of the sort for scythe moon! Then again, like Zirkala said, it might not matter as long as I recall it? Nonetheless, I need to have a clean way to do it in the final loop, so I may as well practice!

"Tom, might I ask of you if you know anything about time loops, and how long before I am able to use one before a time lord comes to intervene?"
>"Uh..." Muo starts. "Well, he still isn't supposed to talk to non followers, but... what?"
"Oh, uh..." I take a moment to get Muo up to speed. "And so I am curious about what I asked Tom!"
>"Sorry, I don't think he's going to answer this one!"

He is winking pretty hard at me though, so I am pretty sure he already knew and is either not allowed to tell me much, or is decidedly unhelpful!
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No. 460722 ID: 7e908a
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460722

Day 1 - Mid-Morning

I manage to get, through Zirkala, a copy of the slave collar, which appears to do an excellent job of deterring would be harrasing from goblins. I meet Dandy outside of the bar as usual.

"Hello! This might sound strange, but I would like some of your hair!"
>"That'll be 30 gold."

Oddly... more expensive than it was on day 4 was it? Either way, I have the cash to burn on what is still relatively cheap, so that does not change my answer!

"Certainly!"
>"Nice doing business."
"By the way, who would you say is the most lustful around here?"
>"Leader, probly. Orgy every damn night."
"Alright thank you, Dandy, goodbye for now!"
>"How'd you know my name? Who've you been talking to?"
"I get around!"
>"Cool."
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No. 460724 ID: 7e908a
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460724

Day 1 - Late Morning

I get Clunker from the drake, and move to the commons with him as the bodyguard, purchasing an onion and vial!

"Hello, furry kobold person!"
>"Hello! Did you want more things?"
"Actually, I wished to ask a favor of you!"
>"Oh.... well, okay. What is it?"
"Please chop this onion!"
>"Uh... okay. Do you want to buy anything?"
"Yes! I mean yes."
>"Okay! What sort of clothes do you want?"
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No. 460725 ID: a37243

Anything, as long as it's made out of puppy leather.
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No. 460727 ID: c74c7d

>>460724

Maybe something frilly to get in touch with your feminine side
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No. 460728 ID: 86c3a7

...wait, what do we want to buy? It'll only persist through this iteration, so really, clothes are only useful if we have a specific purpose for them. I'm kind of blanking on how clothes could help us with any of our projects right now though.
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No. 460730 ID: 886a4d

>>460728
Well we do want to secure a route with the Naga Arch-Mage, so perhaps courting clothes. Something fancy like Iso's suit.
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No. 460731 ID: 7e908a
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460731

>Something frilly to get in touch with your feminine side
I think that I have gotten in touch with my feminine side enough while finding the first set of ghouls!

>Only things out of puppy leather
My thoughts have recently been taking an awful dark side, I must note. Still, I guess using myself for the lack of inhibition ingredient is becoming less and less viable!

"Something fancy, fit for a royal court that naga would like!"
>"Okay! I still have your measurements so come back later today at least and I'll have a good set. So, onion...?"
"Here is the knife!"

....

>"Ahhhh it's making me cry why are you making me do this anyway?"
"I will give you a good tip with my apologies! Also, if I could get those tears in this vial!"
>"Y-you're weird!" the tailor says, but she allows it all the same. I do feel weird, actually! I am not sure why I did not just explain.
"It is for magical reagents that I am in dire need of! My apologies for the roundabout method."
>"That's weird but okay!"

Acquired item: Tears of the Innocent! (Unappraised)
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No. 460734 ID: 364fd8

Really have to wonder if maybe adding those tears to the lotion would maybe cause you to hop back 10 days instead of 5... but I suppose if they did you'd have to go through all that lizardfolk business again wouldn't you.

Anyway, I believe all that leaves is trying to snatch fur during your combat training, unless you want to try and get some sort of snakey disguise and do some early recon in naga land.
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No. 460735 ID: b33427

Alright, go get those tears appraised by Rotfrost. If they're the real deal, she'll take her bath, as per her deal, and then Ralex will give you some of his fur, as per his deal.

Don't forget to get Dandy's hair appraised for lustfulness and inhibition. Oh, and get yourself checked for lustfulness, just out of curiosity.

>>460734
That's actually a good idea to check on. Ask Rotfrost if using the tears of the innocent in the magic reflecting potion would work. You'd need two doses, though.
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No. 460739 ID: e3f578

Story, you think that doing a bunch of awful things in one of the loops will make you qualify for being as uninhibited as Ralex? Then doing a bunch of randomly good things in the next one? Or is taking advantage of a loop for awful and good doings a sign of inhibition? Something to ask Rotfrost, but pose it as a hypothetical then actually reveal that you're in a timeloop to her, unless we already have.

>>460722
>Oddly more expensive then it was on Day 4
Dandy probably becomes desperate for cash sometime between now and then. Either he becomes homeless or doesn't have enough money at the time to pay for an addiction of his.

What use do we have of a virility potion unless it's to get someone pregnant? There's something really weird about Rotfrost asking for all those things, like they could mean something combined. Increased stamina... in addition to better illusions, increased virility and a double-effect...
Is Rotfrost preparing a wild and hot night to become a Mom of twins or something?
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No. 460740 ID: 7e908a
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460740

>Take them to Rotfrost
I thank the tailor, and run back off, leaving Clunker to go back to the drake.

"Hello Rotfrost, I have brought tears of the innocent! But first, a question. Is it possible to use the tears of the innocent in the magic reflection potion?"
>"Yes, as long as you had another magic reflection potion to take along with it, otherwise there is no point! But this potion is full of energy, and I will only make one, so you must procure a second one on your own! Now let's see those tears, hmm... they are tears, yes, and how innocent they are. Let's see, the lividness is... nothing?! There is nothing within these tears! Did you have the owner chop onions? They must be sorrowful tears! Terror is also a valid substitute. As long as it has feeling behind it, feeling that isn't onion agitation!"
"How about... happiness?"
>"Erm... interesting, yes, I suppose that also may make people cry, that may also do!"

"And about Dandy's hair?"
>"Ah, yes, this lack of inhibition is good, very good! Plenty of lust as well, but not so ideal."
"And how about myself, for, uh, lust?"
>"Hm, let me see... ah, you tramp! I would be delighted to have your scales as that ingredient."
"Am.. I that much of a perve-"
>"THE WORST kobold I have seen! Fancy words and trained manners cannot hide that, you tramp!"

"And secondly, a question! What if I were to do greatly uninhibited things for a few days? Would that make my scales good for that as well?"
>"Only if they were in earnest! It would work if you suddenly became honestly uninhibited, but you cannot force it, otherwise the reagent would be as hollow and fake as your feelings if you forced yourself to do such things!"
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No. 460742 ID: 886a4d

Well... you ARE a bard! Comes with the job I think.

Anyway give her some of your scales to get her to have a bath so you can get Ralex's fur.

Do you know of any really heartfelt stories that would appeal to an innocent like the Tailor?

Anyway then I guess its training time with Ralex and studying with whichever witch is summoned tonight.

Tomorrow lets head to Miss Drake and see if shes willing to get some exercise. Maybe she can help you train against non-humanoid opponants like drakes and gargoyles Clunker can help with that eventually by providing a little 2 on 1. Both on working with him and against him for multiple opponents.
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No. 460743 ID: b33427

Well, looks like Rotfrost is going to take that bath, and you'll get Ralex's fur.

Ask Rotfrost to tell you whether the "virility" potion enhances fertility, sexual stamina, or both, 'cause you're quite sure which one it is.

Perhaps the puppy-bold tailor would be moved to tears of happiness if she got enough gold to open her own tailor's shop. Maybe you could convince Miss Drake that if she wants to add more to her hoard, she can do that over time by investing in businesses, through middlemen, of course, and then suggest she do a trial run investment with the tailor. Then you show up to pick up your suit with a big sack of cash in hand, and tell her she can open a place of her own now. Be ready with the vial.
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No. 460746 ID: 085efe

Make sure studying magic is the priority. If you ave extra time for other things, go ahead, but put learning magic at the forefront.

Secondary things can be:
-Spend time with the drake, keeping her thin, but that can really be kept for the last time.
-On later cycles, try using the Drake's illusions to try getting close to the naga archmage, or learn sneakiness and just stright up sneak in and steal her bra. (or see if you could just pay one to get it for you)
-Find out if Ralex's hair is better than Dandy's
-Learning/crafting stories and practicing storytelling. When the time comes that we need tears of an innocent, we should be able to get the fuzzybold BAWLING with just the power of a well told story. I suggest this one http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/410618.html#418385
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No. 460747 ID: 86c3a7

So... for repelling magic it goes:
Naga's Bra > Zirkala's enchanted item

But how do we rank the hairs again? And we have to sort them seperately for lustfullness and inhibitionlessness!
So far we've got SS's scale, Ralex's fur (untested?), Muo's slime (contaminated with Chaos), Dandy's hair, Gobo-Queen's hair (untested).
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No. 460749 ID: 7e908a
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460749

>Give the kobold a shop of her own
This... would be good, although she already does have one! I suppose it is just a mere tent, but perhaps I should confirm if it is something she would want so much.

>Do you know of any really heartfelt stories that would appeal to an innocent like the Tailor?
Hm... no! I will make one up!

"Very well Rotfrost, you may have them, and I take it that means you will take that bath?"
>"I am true to my word!"
"Also! I must ask, what precisely does the virility potion entail...?"
>"Stamina! I assume you would want one?"
"Well, if it is free!"
>"Very well. Come back later, and I will have taken a bath, and you will have Ralex's fur and a potion!"

>Study magic
I will begin as soon as Zirkala summons my to-be mentor!
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No. 460750 ID: 7e908a
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460750

>Tomorrow lets head to Miss Drake and see if shes willing to get some exercise. Maybe she can help you train against non-humanoid opponants like drakes and gargoyles
As I have a bit of time to kill, I will do this!

Early Afternoon

"Hello, Miss Drake!"
>"Hello. Already back to take clunker away?"
"No. I thought I would visit!"
>"Oh?!"
"I was hoping you could help me train against things like drake and gargoyles, should I ever need to fight them!"
>"Oh... Why would I want to do that?! I took up illusions so I wouldn't have to fight or do stuff! Let's just talk."
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No. 460753 ID: 364fd8

You're obligated to spend that relaxing day with the drake again here. Which, really, is something you should be in the habit of doing at least once a week or so anyway! Your poor neglected friend!
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No. 460754 ID: 085efe

Go swim with her, and talk about her. Find out what she likes, and get her some exercise while you're at it.

As a side thing you'll want to find out how to bed her in later loops.
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No. 460755 ID: 86c3a7

Yeah, talk. Find about as much about her as you can. The better you know her, the more you can use this to your advantage in future loops.
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No. 460756 ID: c6ec33

You might as well explain that you're caught in a time loop, and trying to figure out both the best way to get out of it and what to do with all the free time it gives you. Also, in theory, this means that she can also do anything she wants, because everything will get reset in a few days anyways.

She won't believe you, of course, so present her with your memories, which Zirkala stored off for you.

Point out that she could potentially be of immense help if illusions are required for you to grab the Naga archmage's bra or the Goblin leader's hair (since we still haven't compared it to Ralex's or Story Seeker's yet for purposes of inhibition/lust).

Also, say that you'd still like to spend time with her every loop, so maybe there's something that they could do together which would be helpful between loops? Say, learning a little draconic, or giving Story a chance to learn more about the drake's past?

ALSO, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ASK WHAT HER NAME IS ALREADY. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
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No. 460757 ID: 085efe

Oh, plan on using loops to work on stories. Tell them to others every loop and refine them until you can get normal people to evoke strong emotions purely by talking. When the time comes to get something from people, you should have the talking skills to make them WANT to give it to you. Work on being able to seduce people who aren't normally interested. Get to the point where you can bluff your way into the naga territory, and then talk her clothes off. This may involve learning about her during the loops.

Recreate the anti-magic water, and find out if that can be mixed with the potion using innocent tears.
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No. 460758 ID: b33427

You've gotta wonder if Miss Drake really is happy, or even content, living what she thinks is the dragon lifestyle. As far as you can tell, that lifestyle appears to consist of being stuck laying on a hoard, guarding it all day long, threatening everyone around into bringing food, and never going anywhere or doing anything other than eating, being imposing to boss everyone around, and making threats. That doesn't sound like a good life; It sounds like one that'd make one bored, lonely, and fat, as Miss Drake is quickly heading towards. You don't think that's a way to live, even if it is "draconic."

Apologize for coming in here and asking for favors without barely more than a "hello." Say you should have come around more often, even with all the work you've been doing. You actually have wanted to come around to talk about what she does all day, other than receive tribute, eat, and look at the walls. Does she do anything else? 'Cause you'd like to take her out to do stuff, like swim with you, or stroll through the Commons. You'd like to get out with her, and talk and learn more about her.

You know she has to be here to keep up the illusion, but you think you have an idea on that. She could make an illusion of the hoard being pulled into a extra-dimensional storage portal, put an invisibility illusion over the real hoard, and change the dragon illusion into her real self. That way she wouldn't be chained to this spot.
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No. 460759 ID: 886a4d

Actually with the gargoyle chunk potion Miss Drake won't necessarily need to be chained to one spot. Its supposed to enhance illusions after all.
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No. 460765 ID: 1ebe57

As long as no one sees her exit or enter the cave, she should have no problem just pretending to be someone else when on the outside.
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No. 460769 ID: b33427

>>460765
Miss Drake (SS really needs to get her real name,) in response to being asked if she had a cover story for how her dragon illusion got in here when all the entrances were too small, said its known that it can shapeshift into a smaller form; Specifically a blue drake. So she already has a cover for walking about in her natural form.
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No. 460802 ID: f2c20c

>>460750
Ask her about ILLUSIONS. Becoming proficient with them ourselves would be quite useful.
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No. 460803 ID: 629257

>>460769
For being *able* to sure, but that isn't the same as there being a good reason for a mighty dragon to just pal around in public with a kobold while in a lesser form.
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No. 460922 ID: 061a93

Yeah, ask what her name is, geez.
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No. 461180 ID: 7e908a
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"Miss Drake, let's head to the lake! You can leave an illusion here, yes?"
>"OH FINE. Yes, Clunker, stay here just in case, keep people from getting too close. Let's go, kobold."

"So, Miss Drake, I must ask, what is your real name?"
>"That isn't your business!"
"I will refrain from telling anyone, if you wish, but it does not quite feel right calling you 'miss drake'!
>"Fine, doi..."
"Doi?"
>"... Doify."
"Oh, that is your na--"
>"MY PARENTS WERE CRUUUEL!"
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No. 461183 ID: b33427

Splash back, and say that as far as you're concerned it's an adorable name, but you don't know if it has other connotations in draconic. Though, it's not like she has to keep the name. She can pick any suitably impressive name she wants; It's not like anyone would know. She'd need one for her big dragon persona anyway.

Continuing on, ask Doi how else her parents were "CRUUUEL!" You might have a connection on the bad parent front.
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No. 461184 ID: 86c3a7

Doify! Seems a fine name to me. Although I can understand her complaint. It does sound a little nickname-ish or juvenile there. Is there a longer form?

If she's unhappy with it though, why doesn't she change it? In your own experience, names are kind of a fluid thing.
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No. 461189 ID: b6edd6

Just so you guys know, Doify sounds the same as Dorfy, which is a synonym for Dwarfy, as in short (and also interested in magma, menacing spikes and booze, but that is aside from the point)
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No. 461198 ID: f09b71
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461198

>You might have a connection on the bad parent front
Hardly! My parents were exceptional, but headed out of this cave the moment I could fend for myself.

"Oh, how else were your parents cruel?"
>"They left me to fend for myself and only sometimes gave me food! And sucky names!"
"Well, if you have such misgivings about your name, names are fluid things! You can always give yourself a new one."
>"Like what?"
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No. 461201 ID: 6a42fc

"Something pretty."

Caie? Almies?
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No. 461207 ID: 1b9dbb

How about Cassandra?
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No. 461208 ID: b33427

Maybe a name based on her scale color, like "Azura," or "Peria," short for "Periwinkle?"

Or perhaps ones derived from gem names, such as "Opela," or "Sapphira," "Saphy" for short?
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No. 461211 ID: e3f578

>>461198
I thought dragons and drakes were always a bit tough when it comes to raising children.
They don't like raising weaklings, so they make them fend for themselves mostly. Only giving food when it wouldn't make them soft. In a way, her parents are probably proud of her. She's intimidated a large part of a cave into giving her tribute using her strengths, gaining valuable followers and connections.

And, honestly, what names do most drakes even give there children? I bet Doify is fairly cultured in the drake tongue. It's no Sahloknir or Paarthurnax, but those are dragon names.
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No. 461220 ID: 61e7f9

Fagballs
Bonerfart
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No. 461237 ID: 733ae0

Mirage.
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No. 461241 ID: fa9f7e

I suggest Wistala, and if anyone gets that reference I fucking love them forever.

If they don't, read the Age of Fire series by E. E. Knight.
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No. 461242 ID: 364fd8

>>461208

Azura souunds rather regal and dragon-y, yes.
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No. 461246 ID: 085efe

How about Morgana.

As in Fata Morgana

As in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fata_Morgana_%28mirage%29
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No. 461253 ID: b57d77

Ask her for some examples of names of large, impressive dragons. If she wants to de a dragon, she should have name that matches.

Do draconic names have meaning behind them, or are they just picked for uniqueness?

You could suggest some modified versions of famous dragon names that might fit her. If the names have meaning in draconic, suggest something intimidating and flattering, like 'Twilight Sparkle'.
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No. 461255 ID: 2dc2e0

>>461246
This suits her name
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No. 461280 ID: 6a1ec2

Pick a good name and you might just earn yourself a kiss!
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No. 461338 ID: 95215c
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"Hm... perhaps Azura, or Morgana? What sort of dragon names do you like, and for that matter, are dragon names meaningful?"
>"They SHOULD be but then I got... got... Doify! I like Azura. I'll be Azura. No, there's too many Azuras. Morgana. I guess."
"Very well, then, Morgana!"
>"Are you going to go out and do stupid things today? Do you need illusions or something?"
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No. 461340 ID: 886a4d

Not today!

Would you mind helping me with draconic? I hate the way kobolds have mangled it.
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No. 461352 ID: 085efe

Just say you wanted to spend some time with her, and mention that you planned to learn magic later, so after today, your time will be taken up with study.
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No. 461353 ID: f2c20c

>>461340
Yeah basically. Oh, also, maybe getting started on learning Illusion magic.
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No. 461354 ID: 085efe

I would suggest trying to work on storytelling over learning draconic.

Ask her about stories she knows that she can tell you, and try either making up some stories to entertain her, or work on embellishing real ones well.
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No. 461360 ID: 6cc859

>>461352
But if she'd like to teach you a little, you could spend some of that study time with her~
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No. 461365 ID: c6ec33

>>461340
>>461354

Learn stories in draconic!
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No. 461403 ID: 42c1c6

If we've decided to take advantage of our time loop with a little training and relaxation, maybe we should practice the violin a bit. For Morgana.
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No. 461448 ID: f09b71
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"Not illusions, but I am wondering, Draconic is a language that I would enjoy learning! Furthermore, I would like, if you are so willing, to share with me stories, perhaps in the draconic language, Morgana!"
>"....okay."

Early Afternoon to Early Evening
Draconic skill up!


During this time, I also tell Morgana of my time loop scenario, and do end up showing her the memories Zirkala put for me. Morgana becomes somewhat lost in thought over this, but just tells me good luck with that!
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No. 461449 ID: f09b71
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461449

I imagine that Zirkala will be summoning the magician soon, and so I head back so that I may learn the basic of magic as soon as possible so that I may be able to study on my own.

I do not get far into Zirkala's lair before a new figure approaches.
>"Story Seeker, yes? My name is Potarana. I will be your mage tutor. I imagine you do not know where to begin."
"Hello, Miss Potarana! I do not know precisely where to begin, but I have some ideas!"
>"A plural form of idea means you have too many. Your time loops make having any possible, but stretch yourself thin, and you will merely be able to cast a great, wide range of parlor tricks. You are aspiring to be a bard, yes? There is magic that some bards, most good ones, use that augment their sound to be, well, magical. The most memorable performances tend to be those, and there is a reason it is so cliche among bards. That is my recommendation, as it is a relatively simple train of magic. However, if you do wish for something of more practical value should you enter a fight on a regular basis or wish to go dungeon crawling for treasure, then I suppose I could tell you about them.
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No. 461454 ID: 4a328b

I think we need to learn to play an instrument AT ALL well before we can make the sound magical...unless we don't? How does this music magic work!
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No. 461455 ID: 886a4d

I think bardic magic would be a good idea. A few utility spells to back it up and we're golden.
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No. 461459 ID: f2c20c

>>461449
Let's take bardic magic, sure. Also, inquire as to what species she is.
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No. 461464 ID: 06ee8f

does bardic magic only improve the quality of the song, or can it do more like protect and heal others, or instill fear in one's enemies?
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No. 461467 ID: 085efe

Ask about what bardic magic can do, and ask about other magics.

Find out if bardic magic can augment the spoken word, or if not, what can.
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No. 461477 ID: f09b71
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"I take it I would have to learn to play music well in general, first?"
>"Er, well, yes. Think of the magic like a multiplier. You can still learn the magic just fine, it just won't do much good till you are good at playing. You're planning on that, though yes? So it won't hurt to learn the magic while learning to play. They play off each other, but otherwise are interdependent."
"Very well, I think I will do that! By the way, what species are you?"
>"Nilin. Mostly dungeon dwellers, but you need not concern with that."
"Also, does this magic only improve the quality of the song, or can it do more like heal, or instill fear?"
>"It can do all of that, yes. Not as well as some other schools, but you need far less time to get a decent effect. In other words time spent versus the spell's effect is often significantly better through bardic magic, namely if you are learning to play music anyway. Magic-lite, if you will, for those who do not plan on being an old wizened wizard."
"I am leaning to that, then! Might I ask about other magics, though?"
>"Good choice. I may also be able to teach necromancy, evocation, conjuration, abjuration, transmutation and enchantment at a later date, but even abjuration and conjuration take longer to get any good effect. Necromancy, evocation and enchantment can do far better than bardic song equivalents, but as said, take far longer to get even the same effect, and are simply superior in potential. If you do exceptionally in bardic, we could move on to something else I suppose. Next question, then. How long do you have? That is, do you simply want to spend the remainder of the evening learning, or a few days? I do not have any idea how long it will take for you to get that first spark of using your mana. It could be hours, it could be weeks."
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No. 461481 ID: 085efe

>>461477
We have 5 days. Less the time it took for her to be summoned.

SS should spend every waking moment working towards the point where he can self study, and to when he can better assess how much time he has.
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No. 461483 ID: 629257

Well we're still sorting out how to take advantage of this loop, so I wouldn't want to stay at this task longer than today. We can always catch up later, after all.

Couple more questions about bardic magic. Does it matter what kind of instrument we use? We have two, is either generally superior for bardic magic or should we choose between them depending on the task at hand? And can bardic music alone produce a strong antimagic effect? Or is that only available to specialist abjurers? Even if we could only partially counter only this one effect with one special song that would be be a trick worth learning. Because if we can resist part of the loop under our own power it'll make these loops much simpler and free up much more time.
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No. 461484 ID: 4a328b

Let's see, we go get some hair from the dandy on the fourth day, combine it with the same magic item as last time, right?

We might have to alternate with our other lessons but I think we have a good chunk of time to devote to this, this cycle.
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No. 461487 ID: f2c20c

>>461477
Let's spend the rest of this cycle on magic training. We have an improved potion ingredient combination already! Use the 16k collar and the fur.

Don't forget to stay up during the last night to see what causes this mess.
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No. 461489 ID: f2c20c

>>461484
We already have Dandy's hair, and some superior hair from the fire gnoll. We're set as far as the potion's concerned. We could improve it further by trying to steal the naga leader's bra, but honestly I kinda want to exploit the 5-day loop a bit before we break it.
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No. 461509 ID: f09b71
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461509

No use in holding back from it now, so I eat, sleep and study for over three days straight!
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No. 461510 ID: f09b71
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461510

Although the fifth day comes, and I still have not had any luck using mana. I head in to the dining hall to get breakfast.

Cycle 2 - Day 5 - Early Morning

>"How are your studies going, Story Seeker?" Zirkala asks.
"No luck!"
>"Thoughts, Potarana?"
>"Not a spark." Potarana says. "But we know how that goes. He shows excellent focus over such long periods, and that, in the longrun, will be more valuable than how long the initial introductory goes."
>"Yes, well, do be sure to have at least as much magic resistance this time. I will also enhance your magic sash, Story Seeker, to become extremely sensitive to the details of resisted magic. This way, you may be able to tell how much resistance you need to break the loop, without having to break the loop to find out. Furthermore, I will inject a small amount of memory into you for my own sake. Do me a favor and share your memories when you revert once again, so that I may not need to reinvent a few circles next loop. You may also have noticed that Potarana was around all of this time, but normally I would have her help with other duties. But I will afford her to you until you are able to self teach yourself, at which she will be around intermittently to assist. Now, will you continue learning magic for the rest of the day, or would you like to try your hand at stealing the naga's bra, or seeing about getting involved in the naga's fight against the newly instated slime royalty?
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No. 461513 ID: 629257

>>461510
Stealing the bra seems like a project for later, after extensive training. Still, letting Muo come to harm even before a reset seems downright ungentlemanly. Lets head over there and help out, even if only to escape. Maybe we can learn who the slime ghouls are at least, we did ask her to look into it after all.
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No. 461514 ID: 4a328b

>>461510
Better go get involved in the fight again. It might be related to the loop!
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No. 461517 ID: f2c20c

I don't think we're ready to try for the bra. Let's get the improved potion completed then go see how the slimeVnaga battle goes with it.

Does Rotfrost still smell?
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No. 461523 ID: 629257

Hold on, does this training for mana carry over? I mean as far as magic being a skill that's no problem, but if mana growth is more like a muscle we may end up hitting a wall quickly.
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No. 461528 ID: f09b71
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461528

>Hold on, does this training for mana carry over?
Potarana tells me that it will, so long as I revert back mentally.

>Does Rotfrost still smell?
Not in the least!

"Rotfrost?"
>"Yes?"
"Oh, er, I would like to make the potion today! I believe that I will be heading over to Muo's, and forego the naga bra."
>"Very well."

Potion Acquired! Ingredients: Dandy Hair, Zirkala's Enchanted Collar
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No. 461529 ID: f09b71
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461529

Early Morning - Late Morning: Bardic Training x3
Early Afternoon - Dodge Naga fireballs, meet Muo

>"Hello Story. I came by a few days ago, but was told you were going to be studying magic, so I've just been here. Weren't there naga out there?"
"Yes! I went through them."
>"Oh! Well, make yourself at home. Is there any reason you came by? We might get attacked at any time."
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No. 461532 ID: f2c20c

We wanted to see how much stronger the potion is this time around. Also, may as well do her training while we wait.
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No. 461534 ID: 4a328b

Actually you will probably get attacked! The naga are coming! No biggie though. Can you teach us some manners while we wait?
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No. 461535 ID: 86c3a7

Did you drink the potion yet? If not, do so.

>We might get attacked at any time.
Actually, that's exactly why I came by! I want to see if we do any better this time around with a stronger potion.
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No. 461538 ID: 629257

Oh just tell her that you wanted to help out and keep her from getting hurt in the attack, even if it'll all be reset later. Tell her also that if her god remembers the last time around we can try it again and it should work better. Ask if she has learned anything about the identity of the slime ghouls.

>>461532
>>461534
Do we have the time and the setup for that? It seems awkward.

>>461535
NO DO NOT DRINK THE POTION. REMEMBER LAST TIME?

PUT ON THE LOTION.
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No. 461540 ID: 86c3a7

>>461538
We don't know if drinking the potion is important to protecting us from the time warp effects! If we change how we apply it, maybe it won't protect our memories from the loop!
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No. 461542 ID: f2c20c

>>461540
The potion works the same either way. We were outright told it was weaker if we drank it.
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No. 461543 ID: 4a328b

Drink the lotion
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No. 461544 ID: 629257

>>461540
It was definitely weaker from being drunk instead of applied. If anything we want it to be stronger so that physical training is sent along too.
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No. 461545 ID: f09b71
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461545

>Apply the potion lotion
It has been done! I may as well apply it and see what changes. I do not get the impression that doing so would break the loop so easily!

"I was wondering if you could teach my some manners before the naga attack, which I will say they will!"
>"Oh, sure, I'll teach you."
"By the way, did you happen to find any of those ghouls?"
>"Yes! It's the trio with 6 eyes and three horns, 7 eyes and 2 horns, and 8 eyes and one horn.
"Thank you. And aside from that, I was merely wishing to help out and prevent any harm to befall you!"
>"That's very nice. So, uh, is there some way you had in mind to deal with the attack?"

Come to think of it, I suppose it would be a good thing to decide if I behave differently, or let Muo use me as a magic deflector again like last time. And, if it all turns out to be the same, knock the missile into the water again.
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No. 461547 ID: f2c20c

>>461545
Hmm... why don't we just see how she handles things without our help?
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No. 461548 ID: 4a328b

Same as last time don't rock the boat
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No. 461549 ID: 86c3a7

Let's do the deflector thing again. Counting the number of bounces Tom can do off of you is a way we can measure the strength of the potion (unless the strength change isn't big enough to allow a 3rd bounce).
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No. 461550 ID: c6ec33

>>461545
Might as well do things the same. Tom will probably fuck around with things no matter what anyways.
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No. 461552 ID: 629257

>>461545
We're already experimenting with differences, so let's keep other things the same for now. Tell her and her god to try the same plan as last time. If they know what that is we'll learn that he remembers from the last time around. If they're confused, explain.

Of course, since this is Chaos we're messing with, getting the same results may not even be possible.
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No. 461616 ID: b33427

Well, you do know how the slimes made the nagas retreat last time, by drinking the counter-magic water. Unfortunately, how that happened was based on chaos magic. Even if you do things the same way this time, the water could have completely different effects, so you don't know how to win this fight.

What you do know is the route the naga, or at least their arch-mage, are going to take. Unfortunately, Muo can't mass the slimes on that route, 'cause the naga's scouts would see that, and their route would change. However, you could use that knowledge in another way.

If there's a pond, or some other contained body of water, along that route, you'll want to set up to confront the arch-mage there. That way, Tom can either aim to bounce the ball 'o' magic off the arch-mage into the pond, or just spit it in there once it's powered up. That'll keep everyone downstream on the river from drinking it if it turns out bad, and keep it to the slimes if it has good effects.

And if there isn't a pond, but a suitable depression in the ground, perhaps the slims could move water into it. Can they "chain" to each other to pass water through themselves from the river?
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No. 461762 ID: f09b71
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461762

"Same stuff! Since I have used an anti magic potion, just use me to knock away the naga's missiles, then use Tom to reflect the poison ball at me as many times as he things I can safely deflect it!"
>"O... kay then.

We study for awhile, and at my suggestion, Muo and the others connect to each other to make ponds around where there will be fighting.
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No. 461763 ID: f09b71
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461763

Midevening comes, and I make an attempt to not mess things up further! The naga attack, the arch mage approaches, the same stuff is said, Muo swings me around, the archmage makes her poison ball, shoots it at Muo, Tom intercepts and fire back at me!

This time, however, Tom fires it at me three times before shooting it back at one of the new ponds.

In any case, I can feel the level of Tom's blasts! Each time he tosses it at me, it seems to be about 1.5 times the power as the previous iteration, and so the third blast must have been over 3 times as powerful as the naga's initial blast.
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No. 461764 ID: f09b71
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461764

>"Subjects, get the water from the pond, it has huge anti magic properties!" Muo yells.
>"What?! You'd better hope that water effect lasts for a long time, slime, because as soon as it runs out, we'll be back!" says the archmage. "Everyone retreat!"

Overall, no surprises are had, at least not by me!
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No. 461765 ID: f2c20c

Alright, continue studying until it's about time for bed. Then go back to Zirkala's place and stay up.
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No. 461767 ID: 629257

Neat! Now then if we can, let's grab a bit of antimagic water for Rotfrost to study later.

Also while we know Tom can't say anything to us about time travel, suggest that if he can make it possible for Muo to be given back her memory of this loops events that would be nice. I mean, at least we would be able to share the experience with someone. If not perhaps we can arrange it by other means.

Also, we should invite her on our all nighter to see the effects of the reset firsthand.
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No. 461771 ID: 6a1ec2

Wait, powerfully antimagic water. You get sent back in time by magic. Drink the water! Then the time thing won't work on you even if it breaks the naga's bra!
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No. 461774 ID: 629257

>>461771
But we don't want it to yet! That'll be a thing to do when we are ready to break the spell. Also, if we have a stronger lotion then the effect of the water will also be amplified.
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No. 461778 ID: 085efe

Take water to Rotfrost, ask if it could be used to help break the cycle and if so, how.

Don't in any way use it.
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No. 461784 ID: f09b71
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461784

I will study for a bit, but first I will take the water back to Rotfrost so that she may study this water! I will not take it for now, as I would not want to accidentally break the water. I do invite Muo back, and she says she will probably be around later this evening. Tom is still holding his vow of silence on the matter, so I cannot get Muo memories so easily!

"What do you make of it, Rotfrost?"
>"It is a copy of the effect of the missile itself! If you wish to use the water, then it will stack alongside of the potion without ill effects! The ill effects, such as the poison, do not appear to have transferred to the water, however, I expect that the anti magic effect has also diminished! If you are able to find a way to counter the potion and whatever else the chaos magic has added, then getting hit directly by the missile would maximize the effect. It will be something to keep in mind in future loops!"
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No. 461785 ID: f2c20c

Nice, another booster. Ask her about antidote potions or just general poison-protection potions.
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No. 461786 ID: 085efe

>>461784
Go ahead an go to bed. Attempt to bed Muo while you're at it.
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No. 461789 ID: a5478c

>>461786
Don't go to bed. See if you can catch the time reversal as it happens.
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No. 461790 ID: 085efe

>>461789
How about a compromise, Go to bed, try to bed muo, but don't go to sleep, possibly thanks to successful muo wooing.
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No. 461791 ID: 86c3a7

> I will inject a small amount of memory into you for my own sake. Do me a favor and share your memories when you revert once again, so that I may not need to reinvent a few circles next loop
Aha! Clever. Zirkala is using you to carry her own memories, so she can exploit the time loop too. I was actually going to suggest she do that at some point.

>More magic water
...let's not stack it on. Don't want to accidentally break the loop too early. Obviously, when we want to get out, we use the naga's bra, gobo queen's hair, and stack on the enchanted water.
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No. 461792 ID: 5fd94e

Don't bed Muo, Zirkala stated that she could only deny you the money if she had some way of knowing you broke the spell, which she will if she is reading your memory.
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No. 461797 ID: 629257

>>461784
Ask what benefit there would be to drink the water now or back at the source. And if that is a good idea or not.

And did we ever test out Ralex's furs relative power? Let's take care of that.
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No. 461798 ID: 629257

>>461792
Nah, all we have to do is not share our memories with her during the last loop. That was her advice, more or less.
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No. 461799 ID: e3f578

>>461784
...
Ask Rotfrost if she has any fun plans tonight.
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No. 461800 ID: 86c3a7

>>461798
I think the advantages of sharing a memory shard with Zirkala each loop (letting her learn, plan, and grow stronger even as we do) far outweighs any short term benefit we get from breaking the chain at some point to hide nookie from her.
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No. 461801 ID: f2c20c

>>461792
See here:
>>459930

Personally I don't know why seeing her own memory of us retaining the disease wouldn't count as keeping to the bet. Maybe if we have Zirkala confirm that we spent this entire cycle with the disease on before the rewind happens, next cycle's Zirkala will acknowledge that and release us from the bet? Maybe we should clear things up with her now.

...hang on, if we get some way to bring back our physical body, will the disease not refresh itself? Oh god, I do not think SS will want to remain chaste if he decides to spend a few months in the loop enduring physical training.
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No. 461811 ID: 629257

>>461800
Maybe before the last loop we can arrange it that she only gets a certain set of useful memories. Or something. The carrying memory over is going to be a thing for us to mess around with a few ways.

And I mean really, if we're going to be doing this for a year that really isn't fair to us at all! Besides, on that last loop we're probably going to go and take care of all the ghouls at once, so maybe we can afford that grand off anyway!

Well whatever, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
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No. 461814 ID: 86c3a7

If Zirkala's memories persist with us, it's possible she'll count us as having completed the task (since it would be "a week in her knowledge").
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No. 461816 ID: b33427

Come to think of it, doesn't Rotfrost owe you a virility potion for providing your scales? For curiosity's sake, get that from her, and quaff it right before this loop ends, just to find out what its effect feels like.

Go find Zirkala and ask her to confirm that she put the identities of the known ghouls in that memory packet she slipped into your noggin, and tell her what the slime ones are, so she can amend the packet before you loop back. Also ask if you could act as a memory "courier" for others, to carry their experiences in the previous loops over for them. Oh, and for your curiosity, ask who the kobold ghouls are.

Right now it's looking like the best bet to break out of the loop is to find out how to get your body to go back with your mind, make Rotfrost's lotion with tears of the innocent, loop back, apply it again, so the effects stack. And if that doesn't work, throw the anti-magic water on top at the end of the next loop.
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No. 461823 ID: e3f578

Don't we just wait until after midnight to qualify for the bet?
Since we're staying up all night to test the loop per Zirkala's instructions, and we're passing memories along, we are free to bone after midnight regardless. Good exercise to keep us up longer...
We're going to need a extremely wild night if we're going to use that to keep us up all night though, so we may as well try out for the goblin orgy if we can. Pelvis crushing.
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No. 461870 ID: f09b71
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461870

>Go find Zirkala and ask her to confirm that she put the identities of the known ghouls
She has certainly done that! I have several memories of things like that, along with summoning circle designs and so forth imprinted in my head. It is almost unnerving how easily my memories are added to!

"What can you tell me about anti poison or antidote potions?"
>"Antidote potions are the easiest, but not valid, no! A poison from a missile of this magnitude would kill you within a split second! You must have an anti magic potion, and only of the greatest reagent for it! About half a day's travel from here there is a bog, and I will require a sample of the most poisonous, vile creature you can find. Such a thing may suffice!"
"Would drinking the water now be a good idea?"
>"If you wish to have increased magic resistance, yes, but as an accidental break may occur, I recommend not doing it this time to be safe!"
"And also, what about that virility potion."
>"Ah, yes, that is ready, and has been. Here you are, do not tell me what you do with it."
"I take it you are up to things tonight?"
>"... yes."
"Oh, one last question! How does ralex's fur compare to dandy's?"
>"I estimate an equal share! However, Ralex gives additional properties, such as additional resistance to any physical or magical fire, as well as augmenting ones strength. Perhaps a few others of more subtle effect, but you will have to try to find out!"
"Then I will be off, Rotfrost, thank you for your assistance!"
>"As per being Zirkala's servant."
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No. 461871 ID: f09b71
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461871

I head back to my bedroom with Muo, who teaches me a few manners until it would be time to go to bed. Then we stay up some more, before midnight almost reaches us. I do not think I may sleep with Muo, as despite that he Tom is no abstainer of pleasure, I simply do not feel comfortable having his visage staring back at me while I look at Muo!

Yet nevertheless, just to see its effects, I quaff the virility potion, as I may as well test it while there are only some minutes left to midnight, when this will presumably hit.

Well... I feel pretty good! And Muo looks especially nice.

The potion is also weakening the part of my mind that cares about Tom's presence, and strengthens the part of my mind that is focused on certain, potentially ungentlemanly actions! I may need to ask Muo to leave the room if I am refrain from.. well, bedding her!
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No. 461872 ID: 86c3a7

Oh, you have access to the implanted memories? I expected them to be encapsulated.

>bedding
Refrain yourself, you fool! You can't afford to be distracted, we have to see what happens when the rewind occurs!
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No. 461873 ID: bf54a8

well is a boob-job against the rules? i mean, it's not sex, technically.
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No. 461874 ID: 085efe

>Refrain yourself, you fool! You can't afford to be distracted, we have to see what happens when the rewind occurs!
He can stay up to see what happens and have sex. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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No. 461875 ID: 86c3a7

>>461874
There's only minutes to go, and he's under the effects of a lust potion. I doubt he'll be able to pay attention if he gives in.

Besides, worst case, the timeline resets and Muo poofs back to bed and gets mindwiped before SS finishes. If we're going to break our abstinence conduct, we shouldn't do so when reality is a position to blue-ball us.
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No. 461877 ID: 1bdb8a

>>461874
They are when the virility potion will make him keep going 5ever !!
Also there is a 100% chance of Tom screwing (with) Story Seeker while he beds Muo, so if he does try to bed Muo he should prepare himself for the weirdest boner.
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No. 461879 ID: f09b71
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461879

>Refrain!
Yes, I can't afford to muck things up now!

"Muo I need you to leave!"
>"Oh, uh... sorry."
"Sorry?"
>"I'm being told to, uh, 'not let you push me around, I've got to learn to stand my ground!' Oh, and I'm also being told to be polite and hug you for all the help you've given me. Is something wrong?"
"Yes!"
>"Oh. Sorry, but, divine orders!"

>Is a boob-job against the rules?
I honestly do not know!

What I do know is that the chaos god is the cruelest of them all! I do not think he cares about the level of discomfort I am having right now!
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No. 461881 ID: 085efe

>>461879
A true bard would be able to pay attention to small details while having sex!

That's the best time to find secrets out.

Use this as a chance to practice, if you fail, there will be other time skips.
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No. 461882 ID: 666a76

>>461881

A true bard should also have an iron gauntlet wrapped firmly around his baser instincts and desires, otherwise he's going to find both his heads in a guillotine eventually.
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No. 461883 ID: 86c3a7

Iron will SS! This is more than just about learning how the loops work now, this is about getting the best of a god despite his best efforts to fuck things up for you!

Also, really, there's no way you'll finish before the rewind happens. Giving in and being stopped halfway will be worse than what you're experiencing now, I promise.

Boner killing time! Think of dead puppy-kobolds. Or eat some spare hair.
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No. 461884 ID: 05be86

Stay strong Story Seeker! Try thinking something unsexy like Clunker or Ralex.

Unless you don't find them unsexy, in that case think of something else.
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No. 461885 ID: bf54a8

handjob then. is the lowest form of job.
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No. 461889 ID: c74c7d

>>461879

Ask to be punished for your urges. You know you awnt to.
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No. 461891 ID: b33427

You can do this. You've got the will in you. Just hold out for a few minutes, and then it'll be over.

Think of the most revoltingly un-sexy things you can think of, starting with being beaten up by Ralex, then Rotfrost's horrid body odor, and working up from there. Bite your lip. Bite your hand if biting your lip doesn't work. And if that doesn't work, flip your tail around and hit yourself in the groin.
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No. 461893 ID: ba1b3c

Imagine sex with Rotfrost.
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No. 461894 ID: f09b71
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461894

I have to resist, and with great willpower, I do! Bad thoughts, terrible thoughts that I wouldn't dare otherwise think give me the power to last out a minute or two! Tom comes out, at what must be seconds before midnight!

>"Man, you are not nearly as fun as I was hoping you'd be. But on the other hand, I'm impressed! Not bad! I'll give you a boost of magic power. Don't worry, it won't be enough to break the loop!"
"Wait, Tom!"
>"Don't worry about it, it's on me!"
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No. 461895 ID: f09b71
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461895

>Animated

Tom heads back in his amulet before another word can be spoken, and Muo backs away, just as I feel the spell hit! The anti magic I have works away to its fullest strength!

It is... underwhelming, actually.

Checkpoint 2: Mental Preservation
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No. 461896 ID: f09b71
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461896

>Animated

Chaos Resistance added!
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No. 461897 ID: f09b71
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461897

Checkpoint 3 reached, Physical Body Preservation!

Dawn of the First Day!
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No. 461899 ID: 666a76

Oh.

Oh fuck.

This is going to end in ways far too hilarious to properly comprehend.

Hope Zirkala isn't cruel enough to make us go through another week like this.
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No. 461901 ID: 629257

Good morning. You didn't actually get any sleep, did you? And the potion is still hitting you of course...

Ok look, you're probably going to be going through this for months. Maybe not with potions all the while, but I wouldn't force that much abstinence on my worst enemy. At some point things are gonna happen.

My advice? Tell Muo all about the loop right now, the curse, and about the effects of the vitality potion. Honesty is the best policy especially if neigh uncontrolled aggressive sexual actions are imminent. Just wake her up.
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No. 461902 ID: 86c3a7

...hmm. So by yourself, we've got the MR up to about 1/5 of what would be needed to break the loop. With Tom's boost, it's more like... 3/8s?.

...but now that's you've unlocked physical carry over, it's day one and you're still under the effects of the potion. Welp.

You better get this lust potion effect dispelled fast. Zirkala can do that, right?

Do you best not to rape Muo in her sleep. That would be rather awful.
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No. 461904 ID: 085efe

>>461901
>Good morning. You didn't actually get any sleep, did you? And the potion is still hitting you of course...

The ption is keeping him up at least. I'd suggest leaving a note for muo on how you had to head out for a moment, then heading straight to Zirkala. Asap. Get her them memories, explain the situation, or at least let the memories explain for you, then tell Rotfrost you know what you need.
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No. 461906 ID: 085efe

Also, it's nice to know how much is needed for a physical body loop, but lets not keep repeating that.

now to find out at the start of the next loop that what happens on physical loops sticks, so every mental loop will have him wake up pumped up on virility potion until he does another one
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No. 461907 ID: b33427

First thing, in your mind, shout: "Dammmmmmn, youuuuuu, Tommmmmm!"

Second thing, quickly check if you still have Zirkala's sex-detecting illness on you, just in case you lose control.

Third, hurl yourself out of bed, through the doorway, and sprint to the scullery or bath to douse yourself with cold, cold water until you get more control over yourself.

While the prospect of "burning off" that virility potion with Muo is enticing, you have no idea how long it lasts; You could be here all day long, and you have more important things to do.
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No. 461908 ID: 6e44d2

Man, Zirkala is gonna be so impressed when she sees how we held up under pressure like that.
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No. 461909 ID: 04b86a

Damnit, Tom! We were not planning on bringing our body back yet!

On the other hand, this opens up the possibility of stacking our magic reflection lotion with another one once we get the tailor's tears, so between that and the water we should be able to keep the physical bit going. So... maybe this was a good thing?

>Checkpoint 2: Mental Preservation
What was checkpoint one? The double talking to us? What would have happened if we didn't even have enough magic resistance to do that? Not that it matters, I guess.

>Dawn of the First Day
114 Hours Remaining

Now check your disease status! It's on a timer, so if it's already gone there's no reason not to ask Muo to help you work off the virility potion.

...You might want to grab a coffee potion later, too.
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No. 461911 ID: 86c3a7

>What was checkpoint one? The double talking to us?
Presumably, yes.

>What would have happened if we didn't even have enough magic resistance to do that? Not that it matters, I guess.
We would have started the loop completely ignorant, like everyone else, and we'd be unable to exploit it or escape until we lucked into enough MR to start passing information back to ourself.
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No. 461912 ID: 666a76

>>461911

The implications of that frighten me.

There is no guarantee that us waking up with ourself was the first time the loop occurred.
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No. 461914 ID: 37aa84

Hey SS did you notice how your magic resistance meter kinda looks a little phallic, just thought I'd throw that out there. Anyway may as well check it again to see if Physical Body Preservation kept the magic resistance, while the potion will probably wear off before we get to the end of this loop who knows how long Tom's boon could last if it was indeed preserved.
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No. 461915 ID: bf54a8

wait a second! is rotfrost's potion still in effect then? do we need to get some tears for the second one so we can double up?
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No. 461917 ID: b33427

>>461912
It probably wasn't, but it also probably didn't take dozens and dozens of loops to get the message right.

>>461915
Wouldn't work; Both potion doses have to have the tears to double up. And anyway, that level of virility would only really be needed if SS goes through with the Goblin Queen's "audition."
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No. 461922 ID: 86c3a7

Actually, interesting thought:

We're only looping the way we are because we're building enough magic resistance to partially resist the effects of the time rewind spell. Will that apply to anyone else? The slimes were applying that MR enchanted water to themselves... eventually we're going to make water strong enough that Muo and the other slimes start looping too.
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No. 461923 ID: f09b71
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461923

I jerk up, removing physical contact, unfortunately waking Muo up rather rudely!

>"Story?"
"MUO! I mean, Muo. I must go before I do something uncouth! I'll explain later! In fact, stick around for a little bit before you go off to the slimes!"

I do note, however, that my disease is gone! I believe I still should see Zirkala, when I know where she is, before I do something I can't take back, time loop or no!

>Hey SS did you notice how your magic resistance meter kinda looks a little phallic
No but given the circumstances I am attempting to not think about that stuff!

>Wait a second! Is Rotfrost's potion still in effect then?
Yes it is!
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No. 461924 ID: f09b71
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461924

>"Ah, Story Seeker. There you are. And it appears your disease is gone, and you now have an emergency rising in your pants. I am rather disappointed."
"Potions! Bad! Virility potion that is some kind of aphrodisiac! Can you disenchant?!"
>"Ah, perhaps. How did you get such a thing, and why did you drink it?"
"Rotfrost! Reasons!"
>".. what?"
"Memories, please read!"
>"Hm. Yes. Informative, to say the least. Nevermind the disappointment, that is before I know what you have been through. It turns out you did last a week. Contrary to what I my have implied last loop, I will consider our deal fulfilled, and give you one thousand gold to your account. I suppose I may disenchant, but as of right now I am merely not disappointed. What would honestly impress me, is if you lasted all the way through the virility potion's effect while still abstaining. Do this, and I will give you 4,000 gold pieces. I do not know how long that potion will last, mind you."
>"Hah." Ralex, still nearby, laughs. "The decades haven't done a thing to mellow out your cruelty, Zirkala."
>"Hush, Ralex. 4000 is nothing to scoff at for that. Plus, since it is through your effect that I am able to tell who the ghouls are, I will transfer another... what would it be... 3,300 gold to your account immediately. Now, about the abstaining, what do you say? I am already pleased by your progress, so I will not hold it against you if you decline this challenge."
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No. 461927 ID: 666a76

Bash head into wall.

Use pain to reaffirm IRON WILL.
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No. 461929 ID: c31f72

We must now spend time combat training. Fighting that gnoll should be distracting enough to make us forget about all the horny.
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No. 461930 ID: 04b86a

...Only if she assures us that the 4000 will carry over into future loops.
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No. 461931 ID: 86c3a7

...if it's possible to resist the effects of the lust potion, I've got no problem with doubling down on greed and continuing to defy lust.

>>Wait a second! Is Rotfrost's potion still in effect then?
>Yes it is!
Interesting. So if it lasts longer than 5 days, we can stack potions from consecutive loops for more MR. We'll have to be careful not to break the loop too early, though.
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No. 461932 ID: 629257

>>461924
We'll agree to that deal, if she goes and explains the situation to Muo for us. I imagine she'll have fun at our expense with that, but that's fine.
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No. 461933 ID: 085efe

>>461931
That is probably due to the physical loop, and I'd like to stick to mental ones while learning magic; but it is nice to know, get a good enough duration, and we can use previous loop potions to do things the next loop when we're consistently doing physical loops
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No. 461936 ID: 37aa84

>>461931
We don't know how stacking multiple potions will influence the effect so don't get your hopes up too much we should ask Rotfrost, plus most of our magic resistance at the time of the last reset was due to Tom's boon so we should probably find ways to get him to restore that or potentially strengthen it should it wear out, unfortunately that may involve putting ourselves in situations in which the boon would still be beneficial but would still be horribly unpleasant.
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No. 461938 ID: 86c3a7

>>461936
Actually, on the chaos resistance Tom added on: is that permanent, or does that wear off too? You're kind of assuming we'd have to get him to give it to us again.
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No. 461939 ID: 42c1c6

That's a good idea, now would be an excellent time to spend the entire cycle except what is strictly necessary getting the snot beat out of you by Ralex, if only to keep your mind off that potion.

If anything, the sheer effectiveness of is great! It means you are the most lacivious kobold pretty much to live.
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No. 461940 ID: 1bdb8a

If you manage to resist you'll fully prove to Zirkala that you have control over your dick and get lods of emone, go for it. Just make sure you avoid all ladies
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No. 461941 ID: b33427

Let it not be said that Story Seeker doesn't rise to the challenge, in more ways than you'd like at the moment. You accept. Now go find a bucket of cold water to dunk your loins in until you can walk without lewdly pointing the way forward.

You probably shouldn't go out until the virility potion wears off, so plan to train for as long as that is. Do bardic magic training, unless you can't even keep yourself in check around dumpy Potarana, in which case it'll be physical training with Ralex. ...And if he raises the fires of your lust, then you'll have to compliment Rotfrost on her potion making skills, 'cause damn.
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No. 461942 ID: 37aa84

>>461938
I said should it wear out I wasn't assuming either way though I doubt we'll get a straight answer if we ask Tom about potential duration so better to hope for the best and plan for the worst than be caught entirely without a plan.
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No. 461943 ID: 085efe

>>461941
>Do bardic magic training, unless you can't even keep yourself in check around dumpy Potarana

SS has to wait for Potarana to be summoned first
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No. 461945 ID: 085efe

Do it. Impress the lady. Bards are all about the lady impressing.
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No. 461947 ID: b062ca

Do it.

She never mentioned you couldn't masturbate.
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No. 461948 ID: 4a328b

>>461945
Yes do it. I'm not sure you will be able to concentrate on bard magic while the potion's still going, but it's worth a shot!
In the meantime you can work off some of that excess energy with Ralex--in a non-homosexual manner.
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No. 461953 ID: f2c20c

That's odd, why did the disease vanish though?

Take the bet. The potion can't last more than a few hours. Longer than that would be a health risk. During the duration, we should train with Ralex.
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No. 461954 ID: 6c61ee

>>461947
Virility potion. I would guess we would then have to do so for as long as the potion's effect lasts.
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No. 461957 ID: f09b71
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461957

>That's odd, why did the disease vanish though?
If not for the time loop, the disease would normally have ended on the next day! Since my physical form was returned, it ended even though I was still sent back in time.

>Choose greed over lust
That.. makes such a challenge sound so ill tempered! Oh well!
"I accept! Also, please explain to Muo of my circumstances, I want to keep temptation to a minimum!"
>"Excellent, and I will. For this, I will simply continue reading your memories to make sure you passed. I will give you the upgraded magic sash and time artifact as what is now the usual. Now, go off and do whatever."

I go off and dunk myself in some of Zirkala's reserved water!
It does nothing! If anything, the sensations make it worse somehow!
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No. 461958 ID: 085efe

>The potion can't last more than a few hours

Those are some famous last words if I've ever heard any
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No. 461960 ID: f09b71
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461960

I train with Ralex, after Rotfrost is summoned and tells me the same stuff. As for Ralex... well, I do not share my thoughts on the matter! Thinks I would never admit! I cannot seem to focus on the fighting, and it just becomes a fight of willpower to not run off to Muo or Zirkala, since she is in that form with those clot... this is what I am talking about!

When Zirkala summons Potarana, however, it is soon apparent that I cannot focus whatsoever, and so I continue training with Ralex, who at least forcibly makes me focus enough to not get killed. Perhaps I should aim for getting another physical send back, if possible!

>The potion lasting longer than a few hours would be a health hazard
Possibly, but I'm sure it is less of a hazard than Ralex's training!

The night is spent tossing and turning. I almost think Muo and Zirkala came into my room, for better or worse, but that is my imagination. The next day is spend doing the same! I can only say, in words, how long each minute passes. And finally, in the evening, I get respite, the potion suddenly crashes down and dissipates! I am still feeling randy, but it is tolerable. I also pass out from staying up for days.
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No. 461961 ID: f09b71
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461961

Cycle 3 - Day 3 - Early Morning

Nonetheless, I wake up the next morning feeling better than ever! I head straight to Zirkala.
>"I'm impressed. It almost seemed too easy."
"Lady Zirkala, I cannot form the words to describe the intensity of which I disagree!"
>"Hah. I can tell how busy you have been even without the memories, considering how much my stamina and healing supplies have dwindled for all that matters. You now have 10,200 gold to your name. You can do a lot of things with that, not the least of which is get robbed, so I will still act as your bank. Unless you would like to visit the commons and see what they have for sale? With that much, you may be able to purchase things which may assist with your naga bra raid or other tasks, and get a full refund courtesy the time loop. Unless you would like to not worry about that, and see about getting that first mana spark now that you are well?"
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No. 461964 ID: b062ca

Learn bardic magic. The easiest way to the bra is to enchant her to sleep with you.
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No. 461965 ID: f2c20c

Mana spark. Also, I really do NOT think we want to continue the physical time loop just yet. It's worth noting that Tom's intervention is something we might be able to reproduce, though. I don't think he knew about the bet. If we can go the last cycle while giving Tom the impression we still care about keeping out of bed with women, then take the virility potion again, we may be able to get the boost again... Well, considering we won't break it this cycle, maybe we can just outright tell him about what happened and if we could get the same thing to happen again in a future cycle and if he would actually boost us past the point of fully resisting the spell.
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No. 461967 ID: 86c3a7

Let's go talk with Tom and Muo. Apologize for having to avoid her, and see if we can get Tom's boost explained to us. Was that a temporary, one-time thing, or was that a permanent increase to SS's magic resistance?
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No. 461968 ID: 629257

First priority is getting our physical training kept through the loops, but unless the commons has magic items that would help I think we should just study magic. After all if we fail to retain the physical part we want to lose as little as possible.
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No. 461969 ID: 629257

Also, give her a smack on the ass as she leaves. Because you damn well earned it.
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No. 461970 ID: b33427

Work on your bardic magic and getting that first mana spark. See if it can be applied to singing, as well as instruments, and work on singing first, if that's so; A bard can be parted from his instrument, but not so easily from his voice, you see.

Though, before doing that, go to Ralex and make the same deal for his fur as last time, then Rotfrost to check your scales for lust-ness and offer them up so she'll take a bath. You're going to use Ralex's fur for the anti-magic potion this time around.
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No. 461971 ID: b062ca

Find a way to take your money and items with you. Otherwise your entire episode with abstaining to earn money is pointless because you don't have the money anymore when you go back in time.

Why do you think she offered you that much money to see you squirm for two days? It doesn't matter how much currency you acquire if you cannot take it with you because it will reset to what it was the previous day unless Zirkala happens to be feeling especially nice. Considering she is a lich and a troll, probably not.
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No. 461972 ID: 86c3a7

>Find a way to take your money and items with you
Our money is stored with Zirkala. As long as we continue restoring her memory each loop, she'll honor the balance on our account. The items we have to reacquire, though.
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No. 461974 ID: e3f578

>>461961
Don't forget to ask that if you're bringing your body's previous condition with you, does that mean age as well?
We shouldn't take FAR to much advantage of the loop. Your natural lifespan would be decreased by as many days you're in the loop as you transfer physically.
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No. 461975 ID: fa9f7e

>>461974
Pretty sure it was already implied that we age normally, yes
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No. 461977 ID: f09b71
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461977

"Just to be sure, Zirkala, this accomplishment will carry over to future loops, and I will still have the money?"
>"Of course. I am not cheating you. Just as long as you share the memories, then I will give your dues."
"Also, I do age normally by this physical preservation, yes?"
>"Yes. Just make good use of your body when you do it, and you will only take off a slice of your lifespan. Before you get all sentimental over it, do remember that there are armies out there that would be willing to train for so long in such a controlled environment."

As she leaves, still feeling the after effects of two days of what I have, I can't resist giving her a quick, but not rough slap down there. She rolls her eyes, but has no other reaction, which is probably for the best!

"Zirkala, from what I have heard of Liches, you are unusually nice!"
>"It is funny you should mention that. I was just considering raising a quick little army of the dead to try wiping out the naga."
"..wait, what?"
>"Oh, don't give me that look, I just want to see what happens, and perhaps get an accurate appraisal of that naga's bra. And as long as you don't break the loop, it won't matter, will it? Poor Springfoot and Guntax and Ralex have nothing to do since I've already gotten their reports through your memories anyway. Oh, needless to say, do not break the loop this time no matter what. By the way, would you like me to collapse that gargoyle hall? If you screw up, then a collapsed chunk of history would be the least of my concerns."
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No. 461978 ID: 629257

>>461974
Huh... maybe we should give up on the physical training and looping, and only do mental for now? I mean, if we're going to do both magic and fighting and the magic doesn't care about the physical part then why bother aging through all that? That's why we gave up on learning magic before!
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No. 461979 ID: f2c20c

>>461977
So long as she's sure the naga aren't responsible for the time loop, and her doing something this drastic won't trip up whoever's activating it. Small actions will have no consequences for sure, but large ones might break it without the potion being completed!
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No. 461982 ID: f09b71
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461982

"Just as long as you don't think the naga are responsible for the loop!"
>"The chances of your dilemma being anything but latent magic going awry in this place are abysmal, I would be amazed if the naga had anything to do with it. Zirkala says.

I get the same deal from Ralex to get Rotfrost to take a bath by giving her reagents, namely more of my scales! To which I will get another virility potion if I felt so inclined to use it.
I do make a visit to Muo as a break from all of this training, as well.

"Hello, Muo!"
>"Hello, Story Seeker. I'm sorry about all of that! Are you alright?"
"That is quite fine, and I am sorry for the awkward displays! I don't suppose that Tom is willing to explain to me if that magic boost was temporary, or a one time thing, or permanent?"
>"Oh, no, it went away right after the time relapse. Tom says it was just a spur of the moment thing, and says he shouldn't be relied on. He just isn't reliable!"
"Very well!"

After spending a bit more clean time with Muo, despite all the frustrations, I head back to learn magic.
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No. 461983 ID: f09b71
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461983

And at the end of the second morning, a surprise spark comes out!

>"And there we are. Soon you will be able to learn on your own. Just latch onto that, and continue to work on your magic as much as you want, and I will still assist as much as I am around. Remember, you will need to practice your instruments as well."
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No. 461985 ID: 085efe

Aim to only do a mental loop. Get the items to make a mental loop strength potion this time.

Train magic. Train it until we can use it. Only do mental loops until SS has progressed far enough with magic to where he can use it, or until the lack of physical looping is getting in his way.
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No. 461986 ID: 86c3a7

Whoops. We've given the person with the resources to do a lot of violence complete immunity from the circumstances.

Oh well. It's not like we're in a position to stop her, and maybe we'll learn something.
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No. 461987 ID: 629257

>>461983
Does she have any advice on which of our instruments to use, and how?
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No. 461990 ID: 4a328b

Keep practicing to make sure you have it down, check in with Zirkala near the end of the fifth day
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No. 461991 ID: 6a1ec2

Oh great Zirkala is getting onto the time loop bandwagon. Before long you'll be the butt of everyone's experimental urges! Remember you can't keep this up indefinitely without a very grumpy time lord interfering, and you're not sure if that entails a stern talking to, or being entirely wiped out of existence past present and future!

Though frankly if I were this time keeper person trying to hold the fabric of reality together I'd probably only have to annihilate whoever's casting this spell, since they'd just do it on someone else and it's not really your fault. Not sure what the consequences would be of your experience gained from a time loop that retroactively never happend... but perhaps you should seek out one of these masters of time before they decide to seek out you the hard way.
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No. 461993 ID: f2c20c

You know what, let's go get that Goblin Leader's hair. Time to womanize. You've had enough frustration.

Hey hang on, checkpoint 2 was memory retention? What was checkpoint 1?
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No. 461995 ID: f2c20c

>>461991
We were told that when a Time Lord first shows up, they will give us a warning and a hint. Right now the time bubble is not big enough to warrant even a warning.

We can exploit it up until a Time Lord comes to tell us to get moving and break the loop. Then we break it, and everything's fine.
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No. 461996 ID: b33427

Well, now that you have the spark of mana, you just need to learn how to play an instrument, or possibly to sing. You're going to have to seek instruction elsewhere, though. Even if Zirkala's summons have musical knowledge, she's almost certainly not going to have them take time out to instruct you. Thankfully, you have coin in the Bank of Zirkala to go out and hire someone to teach you, once the next loop comes around.

If Zirkala hasn't raised an army against the naga just yet, go find her and say she might not want to do that this loop; You want to test breaking the magic hourglass near the end of this cycle, and you don't quite know what it'll do.

You might actually be able to get the arch-mage's bra without all the bloodshed. You'll need the gargoyle chunk to make the illusion enhancer potion, which will then be used to amp up an invisibility spell to a level even the arch-mage can't detect. Then you slip into the naga's territory, locate the arch-mage, and slip the virility potion into her drink. That'll guarantee her bra'll be off in no time flat. You just need Zirkala or one of her summons to cast the invisibility illusion, since Miss Drake won't do that favor without a day's worth of company with you.

Also, perhaps Ralex and some of the other idle summons could go rip the chunk off the gargoyle instead of Zirkala collapsing the roof on them. It'd give them something to do, at the least.
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No. 461997 ID: 86c3a7

>>461983
Yay, magic!~

>>461993
Sending 20second self-messenger 'notes' back.
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No. 462001 ID: 629257

>>461993
That isn't safe, they may remove us of our antimagics. And we only have a day left, after all.

>>461996
A plan for later, perhaps. Zirkala is dead set on an undead assault this time around.
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No. 462019 ID: f2c20c

>>461997
I thought the 20-second thing was the hourglass.
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No. 462021 ID: b33427

>>462019
Best guess: The hourglass ends the current cycle early. No way to be sure of that without testing, though.
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No. 462025 ID: b6edd6

About the virility potion and the nagas, it might be hard to slip the potion in the leader's drink, but as it happens we appear to have basically unlimited access to the active ingredient. What THAT means is that we can disable all (or at least most of) the nagas at once by sneaking a large batch into their water supply.
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No. 462043 ID: b33427

>>462025
Oh, now that's an idea, as long as the quantity of scales needed for it doesn't call for SS to practically be skinned. The production could also be limited by how long it takes to make a batch, and the availability of other ingredients used in it's production. Though, even if there isn't enough for a full dose for all the naga, such as the dose SS took, it'll be enough to make them horny and distracted.

Another target for a full dose of the virility potion could be the arch-mage's husband, wife, consort, harem, or any combination of what's available. Putting them in the throws of lust would definitely put her in a position to take off her bra for awhile. Maybe quite awhile.
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No. 462084 ID: 629257

>>462025
Tainting the water with horny drugs is a risky and unreliable method. But hey not like we can't give it or something similar a shot on one of these loops.

>>462021
I wonder if it would work at all... good question though, if we are in danger of actually dying that *might* be an emergency out. We should ask what it might do.
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No. 462098 ID: 364fd8

>>462025
That would be a potential short term problem, but long-term you just have a much bigger, more desperate for resources naga army.

>>461996
Getting gargoyle chunks was required for the illusion boosting potion no? That should allow for a full on naga disguise, slithery tail and all right? Seems that'd make bra lifting easier to me!
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No. 462186 ID: 0dbe97
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462186

>What was checkpoint one?
It was the ability to send back a message alone, rather than send my mind back!

Hm.... still so very much to do! I think that testing out the hourglass may just be an excellent thing to do soon, but first, I will check in on Zirkala to see if it is wise to do anything involving the naga or goblins. I have been in the study for over a full day, and so do not know how her attack is going or has gone!

"Hello, Zirk... oh. May I ask who you are?"
>"Aha, and here is the one you're relying on!" The skeletal figure says. "Well, Zirkala, I do wish you would have told me about this before making me think you fancied yourself some kind of dungeon conqueror!"
>"I know the protocol, but you make yourself so very difficult to summon. Please make it easier, otherwise I will be tempted to destroy a civilization each time I want to talk to you. Story Seeker, this is the Lich King. Do be polite, he can be quite the monster."
>"Hahaha, don't be too flattering, young Zirkala! Now, I am also a very curious King, Story Seeker. Here I thought Zirkala went mad with power, as us Liches often end up, but she was merely just being terribly irresponsible in the name of experimentation! Now, it has been ages since I have seen any time magic come up, and I do wish to know more. Tell me, are you able to send your physical form back this cycle?"
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No. 462187 ID: bf54a8

not sure, will need a test to see how much resistance we have. if we carried it over then we should be able to. if we are a bit short then we need some more lotion.
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No. 462188 ID: 86c3a7

>Tell me, are you able to send your physical form back this cycle?
Possibly? I've done so once, but with the somewhat unreliable help of the chaos god. It depends on the strength of the reagents I'm able to gather this cycle.

Speaking of which, SS should probably ask the Lady Zirkala if she recovered the naga archmage's artifact during her terrible experimentation.
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No. 462189 ID: 085efe

Potentially, with the Naga-Archmage's anti-magic item.


We know how strong we need the resistance to be, but this time we did it thanks to outside help that we can't rely on.

We do need to take care not to get too much resistance as well.
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No. 462193 ID: 0dbe97
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462193

"It is possible, with the naga's bra! I need to have a certain amount of magic resistance, but not too much to break it as of yet. I am probably rather short, as last time involved chaos magic that may not recur! Lady Zirkala, did you happen to recover the naga's bra?"
>"Yes. What that girl ate, I don't know. This is one of the most powerfully enchanted items I've ever seen as well, and she was actually able to put up a fight. I suppose I will dump it in to a magic resistance potion for you, this round, but I may wish for it to be stolen after you break the loop. Oh, and perhaps you should get the tears from that kobold? From what you told me, you were not even half of the way to getting your physical form back before that unreliable chaos magic. I will have Rotfrost make a potion. I could get tears from her in your stead so that you might train if you like. Do not worry, I won't be too mean to her."
>"If need be, I will make a moderate enchantment for you as well, for this cycle. I will admit that I do not know if I can so easily compete with Tom, mind you. " says the Lich King.
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No. 462196 ID: 86c3a7

...you know, it's not everyday a lich walks in, murders your entire village, and then tells you she's here to kill you for your bra. Weird day for that naga, it was.
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No. 462199 ID: 085efe

>I could get tears from her in your stead so that you might train if you like. Do not worry, I won't be too mean to her."

Say that you'd like to see if you can get them to cry by telling a story, and would like to try practicing that way. You might not succeed this time, but unless there's a rush, what's the harm in trying that first.
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No. 462210 ID: 0dbe97
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462210

"I think I will tell a story, and attempt to move her to tears!"
>".... good idea. I'll be on standby if that fails." Zirkala says.

And so I head to the commons! I notice, however, that the kobold's shop is vacant, with her nowhere to be found! In fact, there is no one in the commons at all. Everything appears abandoned right where it was left.
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No. 462213 ID: 04b86a

...Zirkala must have scared everyone off.

The slimes seemed pretty innocent, but I'm not so sure they can cry. We may need to ask Muo about that before trying them.
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No. 462214 ID: 86c3a7

...you know, since Zirkala went on the warpath and murdered the nagas, the rest of the cave dwellers have probably withdrawn to their own areas, either preparing defenses, or a counterattack to take out their newly aggressive lich neighbor before they're next.

It's probably not safe for you to be out here at all, especially if anyone knows you're one of Zirkala's associates. GTFO.
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No. 462219 ID: 629257

On the plus side, if you do find anyone there is a good chance they've been crying anyway. I rather suspect no on is left, though. Look around a bit, then head on back.

For the record, I'm still against keeping physical changes until we're done with magic, but it's not like we can't take that back on another loop. Unintentionally, even. We should check the improvement of using the bra alone, without the Lich kings boon or any other boost. After all it's not like we'll be seeing him each loop, as this way of getting the bra is not ideal.
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No. 462220 ID: 0dbe97
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462220

Last I was aware, it was not public knowledge that I have been fooling around with the lich! Nonetheless, I will make my exit and head to the slimes since I cannot find a single person!

"Hello again, Muo! Might I talk alone for a moment as usual?"
>"Hey Story. Uh, do you guys mind if I leave for just a moment?"
>"Don't leave us!" a random slime says.
>"Nooo!" an equally unknown slime echoes.
>"Sorry, Story, they're pretty terrified even though I keep telling them the lich is fine with us! Can you just tell me here?"
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No. 462221 ID: 085efe

>>462220
Go ahead and explain here.

Just say you needed tears of someone innocent for a potion, and were going to tell this kobold(?) you know a sad story to get some, but they've disappeared just like everyone else, but unlike everyone else, she wasn't from around here, so you don't know where to look.

As such you were wondering if Muo knows anyone who would be suitable.
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No. 462222 ID: 0dbe97
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462222

"You see, I am in need of someone innocent for their tears for a potion, and I was going to tell an odd little kobold or something a sad story! They've disappeared like everyone else in the commons, as I think miss Lich needed to skim the side of that area to get to the naga."
"Oh! Well, a lot of these slimes are pretty innocent, you could probably fine one crying. Uh, you might just be able to scoop a piece of them and that would count for tears, since a crying slime just sort of reabsorbs a tear right as it comes out so it's hard to tell. But I don't think any of us are really in any good position to hear a downer story, sorry! On the other hand, I saw some lizard refugees come over here to hold out. No kobold or anything was with them, but what I'm saying is that the kobold you may have wanted might not have left the caves entirely, he or she could be somewhere around if you really needed that one."
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No. 462230 ID: 085efe

>>462222
Ask her for a good example, ask that slime permission, take that back to Zirkala and Rotfrost, and let them know that you plan on looking for the bold who you know would be useful.
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No. 462235 ID: 0dbe97
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462235

"Could you name any examples here?"
>"Oh, sure, this little guy here should be as good as any I think. Go ahead and use a vial, there. Don't worry, little buddy, we're all very safe. Story Seeker just needs a piece of you to make sure it stays that way. I guess."
"Thank you, Muo!"
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No. 462236 ID: 0dbe97
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462236

I head back, and take it to Rotfrost, once again who had taken a bath.
>"Hm... yes, yes, this will do! By the way, Zirkala told me to tell you that she found that furry kobold through one of her ghouls. She has taken up refuge in the kobold village. Although, these tears may suffice adequately!"
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No. 462237 ID: 085efe

>>462236
Let Rotfrost know you'd like try to get the fuzzybold's tears, just as a point of comparison; time permitting of course.
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No. 462238 ID: 86c3a7

Did we get the hair we needed already this loop? If so, there's not much else to be done except train.

Maybe we could scout the wrecked naga village? Gruesome as it may be, intel may help us when we go to steal the bra in the future.
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No. 462240 ID: 1bdb8a

Make that poor little fuzzbold cry so hard.
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No. 462241 ID: 04b86a

>>462236
What's the difference in effect between these tears and better tears, how long the potions can stack? How long would these tears give us?

And how long will a magic reflection potion made with Ralex's hair last? A general number for the strength multiplier would be nice for planning as well, if she can give us it.
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No. 462243 ID: 0dbe97
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462243

>Visit the naga area
Yes, I think I will do that after the immediate tasks are settled!

"I think I will try to get tears off that other kobold anyway! What is the difference between possible tears?"
>"A potion that uses tears may lose some potency unless the tears are of especially high quality! These slime tears, perhaps, would be around 80% effective. It is good, but if you have time, then yes, seek out that kobold!"
"Also, how long would a potion with Ralex's fur last? Also, do you know any multiples of how how different each set of hair is?"
>"I cannot say! Length could be a couple days, or a week, but it most likely would be no different than the Dandy's hair. Many specifics are lost from potion to potion, broth to broth, so what I can tell you would only lead to misdirection!"
"Then I will be off! Thank you, Rotfrost!"

As I get back to my kobold home, I get some stares but no hellos. Tthe tension all around is palpable! Nonetheless, I do find the tailor sitting by a tent, along with some other folk that do not live here.
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No. 462244 ID: 364fd8

Freaking him out to the point of tears probably shouldn't be too hard. Just remember to do your best to calm him down and cheer him up after.
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No. 462246 ID: e3f578

Why don't you ask for hair or dust from the Lich King?
He may comply for a favor. Though it may be best to ask Zirkala about it first. Like, if such a tact will work...
I just thought that getting his hair might actually be enough to break the loop. So, you know, just get a comparison.
You know we never thought about asking Zirkala either. She seems restrained, but she's not at all like other liches. She pranks, she kills, she cares, she fucked you, she entertained the idea of having a skilless little kobold like you do some stuff for her...
She has no inhibitions towards being either kind or good. She's probably literally done about EVERYTHING.
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No. 462248 ID: 629257

I'm a bit wary of hanging out here. Too much trouble here could be a problem, or at least disrupting to our other endevours. See if you can't convince the little fuzzball to go with you to where you were.. uh, hiding I guess is the story. No details but say you have some food there, and ask the other survivors if they need any urgent supplies. Should be a plausible route to getting the bold away from the others without a fuss.

>>462246
Seems like a thing that won't do any good on other loops. We especially don't want to do too much for this loop, if we accidentally break it this time around it would be bad.
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No. 462249 ID: 0dbe97
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462249

>Get reagents off lich king or Zirkala
There's an idea. I will ask Zirkala about those prospects when I get back! The Lich King perhaps as well, but he may not be around in future loops.

"Hello, miss tailor!"
>"Hey, you're safe! Everything's been so dangerous lately, I was scared! Still am!"
"Want to hear a story to take your mind off things?"
>"Sure!"
"Alright, let's get somewhere private so that I'm not interrupted!"

No one appears to pay me too much mind, but heading away from here is likely an excellent idea!

It has, however, come to my attention that while I have gained a decent number of stories and anecdotes, none are tragedies or the like! It appears that I may need to make something up from scratch. Piece by piece, perhaps, coming up with a protagonist of some sort to begin with if I don't just think of a story from beginning to end right off the bat!
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No. 462251 ID: bf54a8

sex her so herd she is in tears.
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No. 462252 ID: 629257

>>462249
Well they have to be sorrowful or terror infused, what about a story about a hero fighting an undead monster, that gets away with doing terrible things and killing everyone the hero loves. The story can then end (after the inevitable crying) with the hero going back in time to fix everything.

>>462251
That... would work but it's a rather dark deed for someone who has their mind read on a regular basis.
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No. 462258 ID: 86c3a7

We want tears... huh?

Tell the story of a lone nuemono strange bunny like creature who sets off on a simple hunting expedition, only to get embroiled in a 3 way war between a underground society of monsters (the long lost enemies of her race) and an insane, war-loving foreign tribe of bunny people, and her her own people. Through sheer force of will, and after nearly losing herself to hate and anger, she manages to beat the war-tribe's greatest warrior into a kind of friendship, sneaks into the warriors' citadel to slay their mad queen, and then selflessly saves that same tribe from the last assault by the monsters. In doing so she makes many friends, saves countless lives averting the greatest of the warriors magical weapons from being launched (not once but twice!) and ultimately dies in the heroic last battle. A genocide averted, a peace reached, a species united, and the monsters routed. And, against all odds, the hunt completed. All for a single life.

(Actually, you can swing Polo's tale to tears of joy or sadness depending on whether we come clean on her surviving the last battle or not. Which did we want again?).
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No. 462259 ID: 6a1ec2

Tell a story about a nose that was never rubbed.
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No. 462263 ID: 6a5a08

Once upon a time, there was an ugly nose.
And it was so ugly that it was never rubbed.
The end.
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No. 462268 ID: 42c1c6

Once there was a young Kobold, known as Little Fire. He was small, even for a kobold, and many of the other kobolds of his tribe bullied him for his weakness. This gave rise in him a fire, a need to never back down or relent. When faced with many bullies he'd never relent, attacking viciously even when outnumbered, and learned to use his small stature and speed to his advantage. This solved his bullying problem, he suffered many a beating, but never let his bullies get away without a bite, gash, or some other stinging wound.

But it left him alone. He gained a reputation amongst the young kobolds as crazy, as a half mad, rabid creature. He was allright with that, he didn't need them, and he lived his life, a little ball of fire, fully throwing himself into anything he tried, regardless of failure or success.

As he grew to adulthood he became enamoured with a kobold he'd grown up alongside, whom was nicknamed smooth scale. She was tall and lithe, with beautiful scales. She'd been nice to Little Fire, even when he was a tiny runt, but she was a beautiful kobold and had the attention of all the males of their tribe. As they grew she had no time for him.

As is tradition, most kobold tribes require their youths to complete a test of skill or cunning before being accepted as an adult. Little Fire was reaching that age and decided to impress Smooth Scale by completing a hunt, and bringing back a trophy that would make their eldest hunters jealous. He decided to hunt from a pack of nearby cave boar. Cave boar are vicious animals, used to a harsh life underground. They are as large as kobold, and to one such as Little Fire, much, much larger.

Little Fire was undaunted, never one to shy from a doomed challenge he carved a spear, made of a flint rock, leather straps, and a stout haft of wood. It was far from a large weapon, but taller than him and thus perfect for his size. He set out to hunt the boar.

He tracked the pack to a pool a few hours from his home. There was a litter of runts, a few adults, and one large vicious one with a broken tusk. Lacking better judgement Little Fire singled out the alpha and stalking up, leaped upon it's back. It took off running, but was brought to an immediate halt by Little Fire's spear piercing it's skull. Little Fire tumbled from the creature as it fell, unfortunately injuring his leg on it's good horn.

But he'd won his prize, none could help but be impressed by the creature he'd fallen. It was clear he was not the first to hunt it from it's scars. He had the problem of his injured leg, however, and needed to move his prize back to his home, several hours trek away.

Never giving up, he crafted a small litter and slowly dragged the boar back to his home, laboriously, slowly, and with no small measure of pain. It took him a day and a night to return, but make it back he did, tired, thirsty and hungry, and ready to bask in the glory of his achievements.

But alas, fate is was not on his side, and he returned to find his village ransacked by a local tribe of gnolls, his people enslaved. He watched from hiding as they were lead away, their meager possessions stolen.

Little Fire knew he had no way of fighting them, but being who he was he had to try. He followed them to their home and watched as the gnolls led his people to a small jail, and then proceeded to feast on the spoils of their raid. He waited while they celebrated their victory, growing angrier and angrier.

Eventually most of them had passed out, full of meat and fish and wine. He took his chance and snuck to the jail, his small stature allowing him to squeeze through the barred gate. He slew the only guard, who was asleep, with a swift stab to the throat.

He freed his people, unlocking their cells, until he came across Smooth Scale. He stopped his work and embraced her, proclaiming in an instant his love for her, to which she only responded with stunned silence, confused at his presence, his words, and the entire situation she was in. This reunion was short lived, the body of their jailor was found, and a shout of alarm went out.

Little Fire left the cell to find a gnoll, armed, angry, and ready to kill any he saw. Injured though he was, Little Fire was undaunted, but he was also outmatched. The guard knocked his spear away and was ready to strike a killing blow, when gnarl horn, one of Little Fire's hated bullies, stabbed the gnoll in the back with the dead guards dagger. His former antagonists rallied beside him, armed themselves, and strode out to meet the band of gnolls.

It was a vicious battle, the gnolls were slow and drunk, but are vicious creatures and not to be trifled with. Little Fire killed three himself, and their bravery allowed the rest of the tribe to escape, but outnumbered as they were, eventually the brave kobolds fell, one by one, until it was only Little Fire and Gnarled Horn left.

They escaped from the gnoll village, but Little Fire was greviously wounded during the battle, far more than a kobold of his stature should have been able to stand. Little Fire collapsed as they hiked home, unable to walk any further. He spent his last moments telling Gnarled Horn of his life, his hunt, his love, and his last words were of Smooth Scale. Gnarled Horn carried his body and spear back to the tribe, and they burned his body in a pyre, his spear being placed in the center of the village to honor his sacrifice.

Smooth Scale never took a mate, as if she were waiting for Little Fire to return to her. Gnarled Horn became leader of the tribes warriors, and was a fierce hunter and combatant, always taking strength from the example of Little Fire's indomitable spirit. Once a year Gnarled horn and Smooth Scale still go to the center of the village, and light a little fire near the spear, and bow their heads and weep for their lost friend and savior.
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No. 462270 ID: 085efe

Make it the tale of a lawman, lets call him Alebaster. Alebaster lived his life by the book, and always did what he was taught to be right. He's betrothed to the mayor's daughter, and life is good for Alebaster.

The story begins with Alebaster getting an order from on up to route out some kobolds; that these bolds are stealing!

So him and a small crew of men head off to get these thiefbolds. But when he gets there, he feels like something is wrong. These bolds don't act like thiefbolds. But orders are orders, so he follows through. Upon getting back though, Alabaster hears something horrible. These bolds are not thiefbolds! They were framed by the very superiors who sent him there!

Alabaster thought to himself, what should he do? If he goes against superiors, he risks everything he has now! And for what? Some bolds he doesn't even know? Bolds whom no one cares about? So he asks his fiancé for advice. She tells Alebaster to stay quiet. That it would be unreasonable to put what he has at risk just for some vagrant bolds. Alebaster knows, in his head, that she is right, but still feels uneasy.

The next day, Alabaster hears terrible news, the bolds were to be executed! He could no longer stand for this.

Alebaster confronted his fellow lawmen, about it, saying the bolds were innocent; that it was wrong to kill them! And they laughed it off, asking what's it matter if they're innocent or not, no one would miss them. He went to his superiors who told him to drop the matter, and just get back to his nice job and good life.

Alebaster knew he had to take things into his own hands, so that night, he freed the bolds! He let them out of jail, and snuck them to the back gate of the town.

He had almost made it out, when he sees that his fiancé was there, waiting for him. She says that when he didn't come home, she had begun to suspect he was doing something reckless. Looks like she was right. As the sound of whistles and men echo through the streets, she says the guards are already on their way, and makes one last attempt to convince Alebaster to just let the bolds die, asking if they're really worth giving up everything he has.

As the sounds of the town guard get louder Alebaster says no. They probably aren't worth everything he has. But, if he knowingly let innocent people die, that would be giving up everything he is.

The town guard come into view and Alebaster makes a break for it with the bolds, but they aren't fast enough to escape the guard. So Alebaster stays behind to hold them off, and tells the bolds to get to the forest, that once they're there, they can hide and escape.

Alebaster fights valiantly, but is outnumbered and losing. He holds out just long enough to see the last of the bolds make it into the dense forest, before he's knocked out.

Alebaster gets a trial, where he sees everyone he knew, once friends, turn against him. The town he lived to serve now called him a traitor. His testification against the men who framed the bolds only served to convince others how radical he was, and in the end, Alebaster was found guilty of treason. The sentence: death by hanging.

And on that fateful day, when Alebaster went to meet his maker, I'd like to say the kobolds came back with a vigor, and saved the young man, but they didn't even hear about his fate for another week. I'd like to say evidence against the men who framed the bolds came up, and Alebaster was proven to be right, but again, no such luck found the young man that day. If you want consolation, know that Alebaster faced death with his head held high. For while he lost his life, he kept his integrity.
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No. 462275 ID: e3f578

>>462249
Hug her
Just look at her
Jesus christ how can you possibly stare at that and not void her personal boundaries by intense hugging?

Now for a tale... hmm, actually ask her to recall a moment in her past, ask her if you can have one of her tales in exchange for one of yours. A strong tragedy that has happened in her life to be specific. Missing parents, etc.

Or you could ask Sili to get a garment from her and insult it. If she even has the heart to do it. Then rush in real quick to console her and collect her tears at the same time.
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No. 462276 ID: 6cc859

Immediate issues aside, definitely go for a mental-only transition this time, and continue to focus on magic; you'll lose all physical progress next time you loop back mentally-only, and you don't want to do a physical loop every single time from now on if we're going to do this hundreds of times.

>>462258
Joy and sadness are both fine; what's important is that there's emotion behind them.
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No. 462299 ID: 629257

Nice tales. But I'm concerned that a story that is too long or complicated might not have as strong an effect as something simpler.
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No. 462301 ID: 085efe

>>462299
Alright, but

"So there's this guy. He was good, but bad things happened to him. He tried to not let the bad things get him, but they did anyway"

doesn't quite have the same impact.
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No. 462305 ID: b33427

I don't have a tearjerker tale for you to tell. I just wanted to point out that since your body came back with you this loop, the anti-magic effect from the Zirkala's amulet/Dandy's hair potion could still be in effect. You really should have that checked before downing any more anti-magic potion, to see if they lasted this long or not. And if the effect did last this long, make sure to get a potion made with tears of the innocent this time, to stack the effect.
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No. 462364 ID: 6cc859

>>462305
He most certainly should not. We're trying to keep this loop going for as long as possible, remember?
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No. 462368 ID: f2c20c

Not only that but we must be absolutely sure not to break the loop this time, because the Lich wants to be able to take back killing the naga.
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No. 462369 ID: 04b86a

We need to make our magic resistance over seven times as strong as it is right now in order to break the loop. I don't think we have to worry about doing it on accident. We're probably going to need a better hair than Ralex's and use the naga bra, double it up using the loop and tears, and then get the naga mage to cast that spell and Tom change and amplify it in order to pull that off. Or maybe Zirkala or Potarana can be the one to cast the spell for Tom to mess with. We should look into that later.
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No. 462373 ID: b33427

>>462369
And if we're still worrying that the bra would put the potion over the top, Rotfrost might be able to give an estimate of how powerful it is compared to Zirkala's anti-magic amulet. It may be enough to get SS's body to loop back this time.

Though whatever anti-magic enchanted item is used this time, we're definitely going to use Ralex's fur; It's about the same as Dandy's hair for potion duration, but it has other beneficial effects, as well as unknown effects. We should find them out now, since it might be possible to combine Ralex's fur with a more potent hair, get the fur benefits, and still have the potion last long enough.

Also, in the final loop, the naga arch-mage's bra will have to be stolen after she retreats. If it's stolen before, she either isn't going to go into battle, or the naga will hold their attack. Tom also might not do the "reflect shot loopback" thing unless Muo summons him for a legit reason, so having another fire the poison spell won't work.
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No. 462379 ID: c6ec33

Tell this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRsGyueVLvQ

;___;
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No. 462383 ID: 364fd8

> Also, in the final loop, the naga arch-mage's bra will have to be stolen after she retreats. If it's stolen before, she either isn't going to go into battle, or the naga will hold their attack.

Wouldn't that be a good thing though?
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No. 462385 ID: 629257

>>462383
No, because then we wouldn't have the antimagic water to add to our resistance.
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No. 462400 ID: 86c3a7

>>462385
What we need, then, is a plan to steal the bra, use it in the potion, and then return the bra before it's noticed missing so we can use it in reflection shenanigans.
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No. 462402 ID: b33427

>>462400
Sorry, but the potion creation destroys the bra, so that option is right out.
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No. 462403 ID: 997ce7

>>462402
Let's see if we can just seduce her and have Tom replicate the effects?
"Hey Tom, bet you I can seduce that naga and steal her bra. If I win, you have to make that water a source of antimagic resistance. If I lose, you get to watch me fail to seduce a naga. Or successfully seduce her and get caught trying to panty-raid her."
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No. 462433 ID: 0dbe97
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462433

Once upon a time, there was a little kobold called Little Fire. He was often bullied, but he would always fight back no matter how outnumbered and outmatched he was. This gave him a reputation as crazy and rabid, but he was alright with that.

As he grew up, he became enamored with a kobold he grew up alongside with, who was named smooth scale. Even when he was a tiny runt, she had been nice to him. Yet she grew up tall and lithe, with beautiful scales, and with all the attention of the males, she ended up having little time for Little Fire.
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No. 462434 ID: 0dbe97
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As was tradition, kobold tribes required their youths to complete a test of skill or cunning before being accepted as an adult. Little Fire was reaching that age, and decided to impress Smooth Scale by hunting a pack of cave boars, a particularly vicious sort of creature that would impress even the elders.

He carved a spear himself and set off, eventually tracking down the pack successfully and singling out the alpha. With a leap, he landed on the boar's back, sending it running for a brief moment before Little Fire was able to stab through its skull.
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No. 462435 ID: 0dbe97
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462435

However, as he fell, his leg became injured, making the trek home a far more arduous task with bringing the boar back. What should have taken a few hours ended up taking a day and a night to return, but he did make it, tired, thirsty and hungry, yet ready to bask in the glory of his achievement.

Alas, fate was not on his side, and he returned to find his tribe missing from their home! His village was ransacked, and he saw the tracks of humans who had done this. Little Fire, being who he was, ignored the danger and set off to free his people.
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No. 462436 ID: 0dbe97
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462436

Meanwhile, the Lawmaker Alebaster had finished his duties, tasked by his town council to take a few good men and round up these kobolds who allegedly stole and pillaged from his hometown. Something was wrong, though. These kobolds did not act like thiefbolds, nor did they have any human made tools or weaponry in their village.

He asks one of his partner about this, who simply tells the Lawmaker to not worry about it, someone's got to be punished. This didn't sit well with him, who told them that what's worse than no one being punished, is punishing innocents while the guilty go unpunished.

But he is laughed off, saying what's a few kobolds to what he has in life?
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No. 462437 ID: 0dbe97
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462437

After turning in the kobold tribe, Alebaster turned in for the night and asked his fiance for advice. She had to side with the others, that while it was wrong to capture these kobolds, it would be even worse to go up against the town itself and risk everything he's got just for some vagrants. She was right, he thought, if he fought it, he would likely lose his job and become an outcast in the best case. Yet all the same, it simply didn't sit right with him.
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No. 462439 ID: 0dbe97
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462439

The next day, he followed up with finding out what would happen to the kobolds. Execution, on all of them! That was too much. He knew he would have to do something about it, and the uneasy day passed before night began falling again.

He came to the prison ward where they were being held, where he finds that somehow, a little one had gotten inside and was already trying pick the locks to the cells, with some success at that! All of their eyes snap to the Lawmaker, but with quick thinking, Alebaster is able to keep his intentions from being misunderstood by flinging the jingling keys at Little Fire. Not looking a gift horse in the mouth, Little Fire passes the keys around.
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No. 462440 ID: 0dbe97
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462440

It's then that the Lawmaker's fiance comes in, frantically whispering to him to please just let the bolds die, asking if they're really worth everything he's got. The town guard is already on their way, but it isn't too late, even in the middle of this jailbreak.

He can't help but admit that no, they aren't worth all he's got, yet at the same time, if he knowingly lets these innocents die, he'd be giving up everything he is.

So she leaves in a huff as the town guard closes in, and the kobolds are out. All they have to gain as weapons are sticks and stones laying around, and Alebaster guides them out. As they run, it becomes clear they won't be able to leave without a fight. And fight they do, with Aglebaster trying to talk them down in a futile effort as the bolds try to break past the city gate. Without the full guard there, they are able to do it gradually. As Alebaster knocks one of his fellow townsman out, he notices Little Fire fighting with all his heart, far more concerned with making sure every last one of his fellow tribesmen get through before he does.
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No. 462441 ID: 0dbe97
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462441

Spirited or not, Little Fire is inexperienced and small, and takes some grievous wounds. Two kobolds come to his aid, Smooth Scale and Gnarled Horn, the latter as one of Little Horn's most cruel bullies. But in that moment, Gnarled Horn saw him as the kobold that came to their rescue alone and fought so hard to make sure they made it out.

Alebaster, too, comes to the kobold's aid, fighting the guardsman long enough for Smooth Scale and Gnarled Horn to grab Little Fire and run off with the other kobold into the dense forest. With his task done, Alebaster fights only a small time longer to make sure the kobolds get the time they need, before he is knocked out from the rest of the town guard catching up.
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No. 462443 ID: 0dbe97
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Little Fire was clearly not going to make it, and Gnarled Horn hears his tale of his life, his hunt, and his love. His last words were of Smooth Scale, before he passed on. They continued carrying him back to their village, and burned his body in a pyre. As they moved the village, his spear was placed in the middle of the new village to honor him, setting it upon an obelisk marking the sacrifice of both him and the human to whom they also owe their lives.

Smooth Scale never took a mate, as if she were waiting for Little Fire to return. Gnarled Horn became the leader of the tribe's warriors, always taking strength from the example of Little Fire's indomitable spirit. And each year after that, Gnarled Horn and Smooth Scale would go to the center of the village with the others of their tribe, light a fire near the spear, bow their heads and mourn.

Their village was so quickly moved, however, that they were only left to wonder what happened to the human who gave them mercy.
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No. 462444 ID: 0dbe97
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462444

Alebaster, upon waking up, was immediately thrown upon trial. Despite presenting his case, everyone he once knew turned against him. The guardsman, his friends and even his fiance never gave him a shred of support. He was now seen as a traitor, and his tale only convinced others how radical he was. As he was found guilty of treason, he was sentenced to hanging.

It would have many people's wish to hear that the kobolds did hear of his fate and came back with vigor, or that Alebaster was proven to be right, but there was no such luck. The silver lining to it all is simply that he faced his death with his head held high and without a single regret. For while he lost his life, he kept his integrity.
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No. 462445 ID: 0dbe97
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462445

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No. 462446 ID: 085efe

Collect some tears.
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No. 462448 ID: 6a1ec2

>>462445

Yeah, getting tears from her is basically the easiest task in the world. Now tears from Zirkala that would be a challenge.
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No. 462451 ID: bf54a8

delicious tears.
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No. 462464 ID: f2c20c

Collect those tears, telling her you need them as a magical ingredient. Then admit that the story isn't true, and to make up for it you'll tell her a mostly-true, funny story. I know we've got at least one like that.
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No. 462467 ID: 6cc859

>>462446
Try not to be an asshole about it, though.
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No. 462475 ID: 86c3a7

...you could collect them subtly. Wipe her tears away, and then discreetly wring them into a vial or whatever.
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No. 462476 ID: 0dbe97
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462476

I collect the tears, of course, as I try to console her!

"I apologize, but I must admit, that story is actually entirely unt-"
>"YOU'RE HORRIBLE."
"Please, do allow me to wipe away those tears!"

I try to console her all the same! I admit this is not my favorite task that has befell me.
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No. 462477 ID: 0dbe97
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462477

When she calms down enough, after some more lighthearted tales, I go and get those tears appraised.
>"These tears are among the best I have seen! You must have done some truly monsterous ... ah, I am sorry." Rotfrost says.

I then head to Zirkala.
"Lady Zirkala, I may wish to take advantage of the empty naga area to scout it out and get a feel for future cycles!"
>"Excellent idea. I still have undead meandering there, and so you will be safe from naga and potential scavengers alike." says Zirkala.
"Also, I am thinking that I may not wish to transfer my physical self back, although I have not entirely decided yet!"
>"Allow me to decide for you, you are going to send your body back as well. Rotfrost will use the tears in the Nagabra-Ralex potion, and keep a EnchantedCollar-Dandy potion on backup in case your current fizzles before midnight tomorrow. You will have to stop by dandy to get his hair, mind you."
"Ah, but I do have misgiv-"
>"This is not my whim, the Lich King is giving his order to send you back physically. I will gather gargoyle chunks if you wish for that potion as well, but otherwise what you do for the remainder of the cycle is up to you."
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No. 462478 ID: 86c3a7

...what's the lich king's angle in this? How does he plan to benefit by sending my physical body back? He must in some way, or I don't much see the point of his taking a direct hand in this.
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No. 462487 ID: 629257

"His insistence is... concerning. I would like to know exactly why, but I'll settle for a warning if this will be an issue in the next loop or those thereafter."

Additionally, we have yet to test the bras strength or that of the tears. Are we making breaking of the loop a possibility here? Because that would be bad.
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No. 462490 ID: 0dbe97
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462490

"What's the Lich King's angle on this?"
>"Time magic studies. He will supervise you, and wants what he does here to stick. He does believe that when you revert even just mentally, your physical form will revert to the last physical form sent back, not from the very beginning. And so he will monitor you. Do not worry, I have talked with him about this, and he will not do anything aside from monitoring what he can find out about this time magic. If not for what you already know, you would never notice a thing."
"I am also a bit afraid that using both the naga bra and tears may break me out of the loop!"
>"From what I know, I do not think that will be the case. If anything I am afraid it may not even be enough to get the physical reversion. You have far less to fear than I do if you break the loop, considering what I've done today."
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No. 462492 ID: 085efe

Alright, that's good enough for me.

Go investigate naga lair, then practice magic and music more.
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No. 462495 ID: 86c3a7

Wait! Before making the potion with the Naga's bra, put it on a manikin and practice taking it off of someone quickly, and discreetly.
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No. 462496 ID: 629257

Ok so we can take advantage of physical training a while and save that progress, then only send back our mind when training magic. That helps make things easier to plan. No then, unless she has some information about the naga area we can't get from looking, let's get on our way.
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No. 462499 ID: b4b23e

Can we just stay in the loop until we are the best in the world at everything because we've had a million years of practice?
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No. 462500 ID: 085efe

>>462499
If the time lords never pay attention to SS, and if everything can be learned in 5 days travel, and if doing so doesn't require physical training, then maybe, yeah.
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No. 462502 ID: 86c3a7

> if everything can be learned in 5 days travel
Presumably we could around that if the means to learn long range teleportation is available.
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No. 462504 ID: 085efe

>>462502
TO be fair, it's the physical aspect and the time lords that are the big things
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No. 462509 ID: e3f578

Don't forget to ask Zirkala if you can get Rotfrost to measure her own hair/scale/dead dust quality for inhibition. Same with Lich King's if it ain't too much of a bother.

By the way, ask if he's the Lich King of this continent or the world.
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No. 462512 ID: 0dbe97
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Day 4 - Late-Afternoon: Training Disarm: Bra

>Get Rotfrost to evaluate Zirkala's hair or equivelant
The verdict is on par with Ralex and Dandy as far as resistance goes, but with an added effect of boosted magic power! The Lich King, however, is not an applicable reagent, Rotfrost says. Zirkala does say that he is of this continent, but still lives far away.
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No. 462513 ID: 0dbe97
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462513

I spend quite a bit of time learning the layout of the naga. It's terribly confusing, and unfortunately there are only 3 entrances that were certainly guarded heavily, judging by the amount of signs of battle! Even so, I do not see any corpses outside of some blood smears, and I dare not think too hard on why that is.

The opening is mostly a gigantic wall face with holes either natural or dug into where the naga have made their residence. I am uncertain of the possibility of sneaking in without great invisibility, as could be granted I should note.

Yet luck is on my side, and in what appears to be the Naga's grand hall, I eventually find a secret tunnel that had been opened where an escape was attempted! This may be used as a backdoor of sorts to gain safer entry straight into their palace. In any case, I cannot find anything else of note, and will make strategies more when action is to be taken.

On the way back, I get Dandy's hair.
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No. 462514 ID: 0dbe97
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462514

And so I spend the rest of the day either training magic or learning to play music to take advantage of some physical training via breathing and dexterity.

On the morning of day 5, however, the previous potion did fizzle out! It appears that it does not last for 5 days after all.

The Lich King and Zirkala both injected memories and some kind of tracker into me. Zirkala, perhaps thankfully, encapsulated the more gruesome memories that entailed this cycle.

Inventory: Magic sash, Time Artifact, Dandy-ZirkalaCollar MR Potion, Ralex-NagaBra MR Potion (Stackable)

If I am to do a anything else, such as use the artifact, or do anything else this cycle, then these last few hours would be a good time to think, or remember, such things!
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No. 462523 ID: 86c3a7

>>462512
Oh, haha, oh my gods. That serious expression for bra-snatching training. XD

We're going to need to drink one potion, since we currently have none, and see how far that increases our MR bar. Possibly both, since Zirkala thinks that will be enough the preserve physical changes, but not break (...we're gonna need the gobo hair for that, I guess).

I can't think of anything else we need to do this cycle, though, besides train. Next time around I'd like to do some more ghoul hunting. Maybe find the 'bold-ghouls.
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No. 462524 ID: e3f578

Flirt with your teacher and/or Rotfrost
Maybe Ralex too. Who cares. Let's get ballsy today. Zirkala is only informing people of what they've done previously, right? Not doing the whole memory jack with them?

I mean, shit, how long's it been Seeker?
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No. 462525 ID: e3f578

>>462524
Also if you're successful with the teacher ask if she knows some good tricks.
We should level THAT skill up too. You said you couldn't handle a gnoll but one day you may very well have to to survive.
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No. 462526 ID: 085efe

See how Morgana is doing, flirt with her.
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No. 462527 ID: 04b86a

Why would we ever want to use Dandy's hair if we have two other easily available hairs that are on par with his but give other effects?

Using the artifact will likely shorten the amount of time we have each cycle. I think we should use it to confirm this suspicion, but that we should wait until a few minutes before we would normally be pulled back in order to minimize what we lose.

Aside from using the lotions and maybe getting a boost from the Lich King though I can't think of anything else we need to do besides train. Maybe finally break your abstinence conduct?
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No. 462528 ID: 86c3a7

>>462526
Bad idea. This loop we've ignored her for four to five days, and the lich went on a warpath. She won't be happy. If we want to flirt with her, we should do it earlier on, in the next loop.

Personally, if we want to hook up with anyone right now, I say Muo is a good shot.
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No. 462530 ID: b33427

Not enough time left in this loop to do much. Wait until a few minutes before the loop ends, then take the amulet/Dandy's hair potion, the bra/Ralex's fur/tear potion, and have the Lich King throw an extra layer of anti-magic resistance on you. Then smash the magic hourglass to see what happens.
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No. 462535 ID: 0dbe97
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462535

Although I cannot tell my MR with such exactness as I can when the time spell itself hits me, I can tell that a single potion will not do, so I will have to take both!

>Ghoul hunting
Although I personally did not find all the ghouls, Zirkala transferred that knowledge through me, and treated it as though I did find them. I am aware of who the ghouls are, and the kobolds that are the ghouls did mostly stick to themselves, intermingly mostly when there were tasks to be done.

>Abandon abstinence
It has been too long! Which begs the question of who I shall approach to settle this long winded discomfort within a few hours?
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No. 462537 ID: ac2716

The drake, obv. Scales with scales, not slime or fur.
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No. 462539 ID: 86c3a7

>>462535
Miss Drake is right out. From her perspective, you've been ignoring her for five days. It would take some impressive bardmanship to turn that around. (Although... if you pulled it off you'd essentially be getting angry dragon makeup sex. That would be pretty awesome).

Muo would probably be the easiest to swing.
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No. 462540 ID: 085efe

>>462535
Rotfrost. She seems like she'd be the most fun to go after. What with her potions and whatnot.

Muo may be busy comforting slimes. Anyway, it's probably best to avoid any Tom business for this loop.
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No. 462541 ID: bf54a8

yes rotfrost would be good.
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No. 462544 ID: 629257

Rotfrost should be fun, let's start by asking her about various uses of virility potions. Since we may consider using them to get nagas bra off and other things. And we'll feel things out from there.
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No. 462548 ID: e3f578

>>462535
What about kinky teacher sex? I'm totally voting for kinky teacher sex where we can learn bedmagics.
Aww, not even going to ask Ralex to join for a threesome? Or Clunker? Or your buddy Reed who you haven't even seen for weeks? I mean seriously, I think it's time we spend SOME time with him, maybe get a drink and try and wingman for each other.
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No. 462550 ID: 1bdb8a

Learning bedmagic is a totally legit thing you should do. Go after Potarana and practice kinky bedmagic with her.
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No. 462554 ID: 629257

>>462548
>>462550
Bedmagic has got to be a subset of bardic magic. There's just no way it isn't
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No. 462556 ID: e3f578

>>462554
Is that a vote for kinky teaching or against?
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No. 462557 ID: 86c3a7

Meh. I'd rather go for the longshot angry dragon sex than settle for kinky teacher sex.
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No. 462558 ID: 629257

>>462556
Neither really, but I still think Rotfrost is a better one for now. Let's chat up our mage teacher after our next class.
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No. 462559 ID: 6e44d2

What about Zirkala? She's fine, and you know she's down. In fact, how about Zirkala and Rotfrost, one after the other?
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No. 462560 ID: e3f578

yeah okay
I'll settle bedmagics for a legit fulltime session for a next loop. Go for Rotfrost.
But we are fucking EVERYONE possible next loop.
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No. 462561 ID: b33427

Whichever you go for, make sure it's clear that the time loop is ending soon, so they can pull out all the stops when it comes to sex.

Go for Rotfrost. With all the potions and lotions she has available, it'll be quite an experience. Just make sure she uses ones that'll only last until right before the loop ends; You'll need your senses then, and you don't want a repeat of what happened when you took the virility potion.
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No. 462570 ID: 997ce7

>>462557
Yes
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No. 462572 ID: 316372

I think Muo may appreciate it more than anyone else and we have been crushing on her for a long time now but I am also curios as to whats under Rotfrost's robes.
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No. 462573 ID: 629257

>>462572
I would agree, but right now she's comforting a group of terrified slimes in a hard and dank cave. Or we can just put that off a little bit we'll wake up in bed with her.
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No. 462574 ID: 42c1c6

I think Rotfrost would be an... unnaturally cold partner. Potarana seems like a decent choice but...

Look, Story Seeker is a bard, they don't snap their fingers and someone is in bed with them, they charm their way into bed with someone. With the exceptions of Muo and maybe Zirkala, I don't see just suggesting it outright working.
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No. 462577 ID: f2c20c

>>462535
I think Zirkala is the only person you can reasonably consider for making a booty call. Muo has the downside of being leered at by Tom throughout the whole thing, and with anyone else it would be plain disrespectful. As an added benefit, she's right there. It won't take long to breach the issue. If she turns you down, and I can think of a few reasons why, then asking your magic teacher if there's any bedroom spells she can teach you might be worth trying, because like Zirkala, she's right there. Rotfrost is right out- remember what happened last time you even suggested she might be uninhibited.

As for the drake, you haven't even visited Morgana this loop! She's going to be PISSED OFF. Definitely avoid that attempt, it will probably result in serious bodily harm. She's never even expressed a vague interest in you anyway, despite bathing naked with you more than once.
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No. 462582 ID: 364fd8

>>462559

And she's the one who reads your memories, has pretty much total control over your life, and has a body you find attractive lying around for such things. Lots of pros in that column.
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No. 462595 ID: 997ce7

>>462577
If we haven't visited her, then her name is still Doify, yes? In that case, we could possibly get back into her good graces by suggesting a totally original new name, like, say, Morgana, and then hopefully we go from there.


Long shot, but worth the try, and if we get rejected, we can go back and retry Zirkala, although I'm not sure how she'd react to being our second choice, although she did say she didn't want to be our girlfriend.
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No. 462607 ID: 6cc859

>>462535
Come on, this is a priceless opportunity to experiment with Ralex; noone need ever find out about it once you loop back, save perhaps Zirkala, and she has plenty of discretion. As a Bard, you of all people should appreciate the value of unique and irreplacable experiences!
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No. 462629 ID: bd9ed8

If we chose Muo then Tom might make it fun with chaos magic also poor clunker he didn't even make the list.
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No. 462739 ID: ecfcdc

Aim high! And by that I mean Zirkala.
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No. 462761 ID: c6ec33

Go for the Drake.

Zirkala is probably too easy, Muo is too chaotic, Rotfrost too creepy. Potarana is valid, but since we'll theoretically be training with her for many more days, at least, we'll have a lot more time to find out about her and make inroads.

The drake could use some gold, some music, and some companionship. You don't even need to mention the time loop. Dropping her real name at the end of a particularly inspiring story about a lady drake would probably flatter and astound her~
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No. 462764 ID: 458f38

I'm just going to be a right bastard and suggest that we go and corrupt the innocence of the Tailor.

Time shenanigans bring out the worst in me.
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No. 462775 ID: f2c20c

I'd like to also note that if we do try for the Drake we might be out of range of the time loop thing. I guess I don't really understand how it works though. Maybe we can't just run away from it?
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No. 462777 ID: b33427

>>462761
Well, it won't happen this loop, but if there's a chance to do it in a later throwaway loop, empty out your account with Zirkala, and take it all to Miss Drake. The look on Doify's face when you show up with a wagon full of gold coins as a gift to her will be priceless.
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No. 462778 ID: c8be92

Waaaaait, didn't groundhogs day end with this sort of shenanigans?
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No. 462793 ID: 629257

>>462778
Not the first time, it took an absolutely perfect run of that loop to make it happen. We're a long ways from accomplishing the equivalent here.
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No. 462803 ID: 86c3a7

>>462793
Said perfect run also took years of practice to pull off, as well. (Depending on who you ask. Different sources give wildly different answers on how long he was trapped in the loop). But I think it's safe to assume we won't have that kind of time before the Time Lord tardises in.
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No. 462804 ID: 997ce7

Hey, when we go back in time to warn ourselves, let's try and have really quick sex/masturbation while we do it.
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No. 462824 ID: 26d8f4

i vote for Sili
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No. 462833 ID: 0dbe97
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462833

Hm... I am leaning towards Rotfrost! Not by any great margin, but I only have time for one!

"Hello, Rotfrost!"
>"Hello. Is there something else you needed?"
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No. 462836 ID: 6cc859

>>462833
Advice on bedding Ralex.
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No. 462837 ID: 48f315

>>462833
"You know, we'll technically stop existing pretty soon. Let's fuck."


But more subtle ofc. Ask about stuff she's always wanted to do but couldn't because reasons.
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No. 462838 ID: 085efe

I feel being straight forward is probably the answer, not by by pointing out how she won't remember this though.

However, I also think SS should try being subtle and using potion based innuendos this loop, and change tactic on subsequent loops if that doesn't work. Or take the time to learn more about Rotfrost to get a better chance down the line.
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No. 462839 ID: 458f38

This is going to end in tears and laughter.

Can't decide if the tears are going to be from the laughter just yet.
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No. 462840 ID: 48f315

How's this? "Sorry about the timing and any implications it might make, but I find you attractive and I would like to know if the feeling is mutual."
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No. 462841 ID: e3f578

>>462833
"I just felt it was necessary that you should know that you look ravishing today, m'lady."
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No. 462842 ID: 629257

Ask how effective the virility potion might be on later attempts to procure the nagas bra by less violent means, how it might be delivered and if perhaps more charming effects are possible and wise.

Might as well get the topic started somewhere reasonable.
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No. 462848 ID: 0dbe97
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462848

"Well, I was wishing to know how effective the virility potion would be to procure the naga's bra by less violent means!"
>"How well did you keep your pants on after taking one?"
"I was able to resist with great effort!"
>"Yes, as the source of the reagent, it would, at its max, be just barely withstandable by you. This naga girl may not have the same luck. I expect it would be highly effective! If you can get her to take it, that is, which is the main hurdle."
"Yes! Do you have any advice for such a task? Or perhaps if other charming effects are a reasonable choice?"
>"That is an assassin's task, slipping it into her food or some such. I suggest Guntax or Springfoot. For charms, Potarana. I will simply help supply the potions."
"Perhaps I will take that advice, but for now, I think I would rather stick to you, miss!"
>"What is that supposed to mean?"
"To be entirely honest, milady, you look ravishing today! I have to further admit I find you attractive."
>"... this is news. Why would you tell me such a thing, I wonder?"
"I have to wonder if those feelings of attraction are mutual?"
>"Zirkala told me my first thought of you, as far back as you can remember, was that you would be good in a stew! I would feel inclined to agree, so perhaps you are attractive in some manner."
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No. 462852 ID: e3f578

"Oh, so you'd like to eat me? Well that feeling is mutual in some manner as well."
In the eat out sort of way.
In case you didn't get that.
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No. 462855 ID: 085efe

This looks like it won't be doable in a few hours, but you might as well try a joke about playing with her food.
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No. 462859 ID: 0dbe97
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462859

"You want to eat me, huh? That may be mutual, in some manner! But you know, there's something to be said about playing with one's food, if you get what I am saying!"

She moves over and begins mixing some ingredients of an indeterminate nature together.

>"I prefer experimenting with one's food, if you get my drift."
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No. 462861 ID: f2c20c

>>462848
She's not into you. Abort abort! Make an excuse and go.
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No. 462866 ID: e3f578

That's a mixed message if I've ever seen one. I don't know if this is the time to get stupid, back off, or if you're going good and we should continue.

Maybe we should ask her what kind of experiments does she have in mind, you're open minded.
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No. 462869 ID: bf54a8

"well, i am always open to experimenting~"
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No. 462870 ID: 48f315

>>462861
Yeah, this. Try Potarana?
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No. 462871 ID: 520da2

Or we could have SS wait till next reset and get the virility potion early and go meet the Head Goblins challenge.
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No. 462872 ID: 1bdb8a

Don't stop for nothin', take whatever crazy erotic potions she wants to experiment on you with.
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No. 462875 ID: 48f315

And our physical form is being brought back this time, so whatever she does will be permanent.

Let's try this again next time when we don't have to deal with that.
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No. 462881 ID: 0dbe97
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462881

"Well, I have been known to experiment from time to time! What sort do you have in mind?"
>"A variation to the virility potion. Don't worry, it isn't as intense, you will be able to control yourself. But you take this, and then we see what happens, yes?"
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No. 462884 ID: 86c3a7

...we're about to get some very interesting drugged up sex... or this is her way of getting rid of your unwanted advances (poison, sleeping potion, turning you into a rat, etc). No way to know.
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No. 462885 ID: c31f72

Welp, bottoms up!
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No. 462886 ID: f2c20c

>>462881
...only if it doesn't last more than a couple hours. You'll be sending your body back and that means you'll have to deal with whatever state it's in at the end of this loop at the beginning of every loop if you send only your mind back from here on.

Also I still think this is a bad idea.
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No. 462887 ID: e3f578

doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit
no looking back
final destination
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No. 462888 ID: 04b86a

I suddenly can't help but feel that Zirkala put Rotfrost up to this, as a way of teaching us not to "stick dick where it does not belong".

...What the hell, drink it anyway.
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No. 462889 ID: 48f315

...Shit, sure, why not.

Ask her how long it lasts as you quaff it.
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No. 462890 ID: bf54a8

DOITFAGGOT
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No. 462891 ID: 86c3a7

Ask that this one isn't a lotion before chugging.
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No. 462892 ID: 48f315

>>462888
Mention this as you drink it, too
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No. 462897 ID: 458f38

If this is some sort of prank to make SS sterile.

It's a very poorly thought out one, considering his profession of choice.
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No. 462898 ID: 1bdb8a

Before you chug it make sure it's actually a potion and not a lotion.
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No. 462900 ID: e487f5

>>462881
DO IT
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No. 462908 ID: 0dbe97
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462908

"Potion or lotion?"
>"Ha, potion."

>Drink it!
Drinking it!

"How long may I ask this potion lasts for, Miss Rotfrost?"
>"Permanent. Assuming it works right, after all!"

Well, I don't feel any immediate effects! I am not sure what is to happen.
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No. 462910 ID: 0dbe97
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462910

That, however, is something that just happened.
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No. 462911 ID: bf54a8

yeeeeeeessssssssss
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No. 462912 ID: 86c3a7

>Permanent
Oh gods. This is going to backfire horribly somehow. And we're shooting for a physical return this loop too.

>Thing that happened
Well, go for it. Do your bardic duty
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No. 462913 ID: b4b23e

Welp. You're hallucinating now. And since it's permanent...
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No. 462914 ID: f2c20c

Permanent?! Let's hope it doesn't work right!

Compliment her honestly, and disrobe as well, but ask what the potion is supposed to do. If she doesn't say then you will have to let her take the lead.
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No. 462915 ID: 629257

Nice.
But make a show, if not much of an effort, to control yourself. This is still her experiment, after all! What feels different, besides the obvious? Walk to her slowly while having intelligent discourse over the effects.
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No. 462916 ID: 04b86a

>permanent
The potion's making you hallucinate sexy times.
The potion made you sterile.
The potion made you incapable of having an erection, as part of Zirkala's insidious plan of getting you to never have sex ever again.
The potion completely destroyed your libido, as a slightly less sadistic form of the former.
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No. 462918 ID: 48f315

>>462915
This.

Also, hopefully this will last for one loop at most, so it shouldn't be too bad.
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No. 462921 ID: c8be92

I think that the variation of the Virility potion was a Virility potion that affects other people.

After this, maybe we should experiment on the range of the effects. I'm sure that's what Rotfrost had in mind.

On another note, did we get her to take a bath this loop?
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No. 462923 ID: 0dbe97
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462923

>Did she take a bath this loop?
Indeed she did.

"Well, thank you for the honesty of permanency! What is the potion supposed to do?"
>"It is an experiment! If it works correctly, you will find out!"

>Disrobe
Yes, this would be a good time for that.

>Yeeeeesssss
Yesssssssshmmmmmm

>Do your bardic duty
I feel... undutiful? Actually...
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No. 462924 ID: 0dbe97
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462924

I feel nothing at all!

Effect gained! Abstinence Potion!

Not an ounce of desire! Not a single inclination to throw my shirt off!
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No. 462928 ID: 48f315

>>462924
Welp.

"I thought you were trying to make a point. Oh, well. Want to to orally pleasure you or something?"
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No. 462929 ID: 061a93

I think you'd better ask her to dispell that.
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No. 462931 ID: f2c20c

Tell her that it worked, alright.

Now try to break it. Think of the most erotic thing you've ever experienced. I imagine that is likely your time with Zirkala.

If you can't break it, beg her for an antidote.
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No. 462933 ID: 48f315

>>462929
Y'know what, let's take this in stride and see if this affects the loop.
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No. 462934 ID: bf54a8

do her anyway.
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No. 462935 ID: bf54a8

a bard must be able to get it up even if they don't want to.
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No. 462938 ID: b062ca

This is a very good point. Tell Rotfrost that she has only confirmed that this potion ensures that visual stimulus has been suppressed.

There's no way to tell if this potion truly worked or not unless physical contact is also proven to fail.
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No. 462939 ID: f2c20c

>>462933
It will if we send our physical body back, and we have been ordered to. We could disobey that order, of course. If Rotfrost doesn't fix it then we may have to.

I mean, can you imagine it? A sexless bard? That's not a bard at all!
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No. 462940 ID: 04b86a

>The potion completely destroyed your libido, as a slightly less sadistic form of the former.
Called it.

"I thought I felt Zirkala's handiwork in this."
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No. 462941 ID: bbee3d

You've become immune to seduction! This could actually be useful.

However, you still might want to ask Rotfrost if it's reversible.
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No. 462943 ID: e3f578

>>462924
Fight through it
RESIST THE ABSTINENCE
Or still compliment Rotfrost's form and be very gentlemanly about it. She IS a very pretty lady. She might feel guilty about it if you act nice enough.
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No. 462944 ID: 86c3a7

*Sigh* You could have just said no, you know. What is with the mages in this cavern and enforced abstinence, anyways?

Oh well. We'll have to convince a future version of her to make a reversal potion in a subsequent loop.
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No. 462946 ID: 629257

"...You're mean."
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No. 462949 ID: 0dbe97
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462949

Rotfrost can't contain her cackles! I am not too surprised she is enjoying this!

"I don't suppose Zirkala put you up to this?"
>"No, this is my doing, tramp! But! Don't be too hasty to judge the potion's effects! I can tell that it works as initially intended, but I was not entirely honest after all! I used some of the one you called Muo! Therefore, your potions effect may become dynamic and unpredictable! Perhaps I was not too honest, there may be times where it behaves like a virility potion of equal caliber to the one you had taken before!"
"I don't suppose you would be willing to dispell it?"
>"I make potions, not dispell them! I have no antidote, even if I wished to stop this."
"... perhaps I will continue this as though the potion had no effect?"
>"Can you?"
"I can most certainly try!"
>"In the name of experiment, then, I will see how you do, tramp."

And I most certainly do try! I suppose it is technically a success, although the price may be a terrible thing! The mention of Muo as a reagent does not change anything thus far, but I am able to perform despite equipment that refuses to activate!
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No. 462950 ID: 886a4d

Ask what it would take to convince her to make an antidote.
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No. 462952 ID: 061a93

>>462950
She has no antidote, dummy.

Well, let's go to Muo and see what happens.
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No. 462953 ID: 886a4d

>>462950
She doesn't have one now, but that doesn't mean she can't make one.
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No. 462954 ID: 04b86a

So we might spend the rest of our life randomly switching between no libido and an immense one? Possibly even uncontrollable, since it wasn't one of our scales that was used as the active ingredient? That'll be inconvenient, perhaps even enough so for Zirkala to remove at no charge.
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No. 462957 ID: f2c20c

No time for anything else now. Get to bed, rest well for the next loop. You want your stored body to be in top condition.
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No. 462960 ID: 629257

Get enough information from her to inform her in future loops what she did. Then ask if taking the normal virility potion would counteract the effects, or perhaps create unpredictable interactions.
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No. 462962 ID: e3f578

>>462949
Did she have a good time at least? I mean, you can't finish but she can. And that's what matters when you're a bard really. You can get a good rep that way.
Next loop we're going to have to have teacher teach us bedmagics for serious though if we're going to have this handicap for the rest of our lives. Zirkala will never help you dispel this though, with her personality. You may be able to get her assistance in finding a way though, for a price.
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No. 462965 ID: 0dbe97
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462965

"What would it take to make an antidote?"
>"What cures something with a chaos element? Nothing, to my knowledge!" Rotfrost says.
"Tell me, did you at least have a good time?"
>"I will be honest this time, and say that yes, tonight has gone well!"
"Might you share with me what you did, so that you know what you did in future loops?"
>"Of course, I was relying on that, in fact!"
"What if I take a virility potion?"
>"You will be immensely frustrated, and left with no way to relieve that fire!"

It appears to be a string of no help! I suppose that there are a few hours left that I may do things, but there is something to be said for getting a long night's rest, as well!
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No. 462967 ID: f2c20c

Ask Tom about chaos and the possibility of curing this.
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No. 462968 ID: 04b86a

>What cures something with a chaos element?
More chaos. If you throw enough chaos at anything, it will all eventually catylyze into something hopefully beneficial.
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No. 462969 ID: 629257

One last question: If we fail to preserve physical changes for this loop, would that spare us the effects? Although we technically shouldn't disappoint our powerful undead superiors over a personal issue... I'm expecting that it would not work anyway.

Dammit. Well, whatever.
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No. 462970 ID: e3f578

There's also order
I bet the order god has so many demi-god babies made from consensual reproductive missionary sex. Maybe ask Tom his name next loop.
OR you could just switch bodies with a working male for a while.
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No. 462972 ID: 86c3a7

>>462968
Yup. When chaos doesn't roll the way you want it, you just set the dice a spinning again. Eventually Xom will see fit to bless you with something awesome instead of trying to kill you.

Also: I told you we should have gone for angry drake sexings.
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No. 462975 ID: 458f38

Well if there was ever a thing to develop a major distrust of women, or alchemists / magic users in general, this is certainly it.

Damn son, that's just pure cruelty.

Perhaps we should return to the true law of courting women, never stick it in crazy.
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No. 462978 ID: 9718f3

She has at no other point demonstrated the ability to create potions with permanent effects, I suspect she may be lying about that as well. Not like there's anything we can do about it anyway so let's not worry.
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No. 462980 ID: 0dbe97
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462980

It sounded like sending a mental only loop was out of the question!

I do make a run over to Muo in quick time, asking Tom about this whole business. I do not feel like going to bed, given my distress at the moment! I will need something to calm the nerves.

I explain the situation to Tom.

>"That sorta cure is for followers only! And you're not on the list. Sorry, buddy! Don't worry though, it'll even out. There'll be good times and bad!"
>"Tom, that's pretty bad for him! He hasn't gotten a break at all."
>"Yeah well, I'm not some god of compassion! You can help him out, you've got piety points to throw around!"
>"You mean Divine Intervention Stocks?"
>"Whatever I call them these days I don't know! Like I keep on telling you, I'm just the catalyst or somethin, you gotta do the thinking Muo! You want to help him out, you go ahead."
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No. 462981 ID: fa9f7e

>>462978
Well, this time she used chaos, but don't be too quick to believe her, yeah.

Anyways, this might make the next loop less fun, but that's it, hopefully.
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No. 462982 ID: 061a93

Well, try having sex with Muo.
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No. 462983 ID: e487f5

>>462982
BINGO
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No. 462984 ID: e3f578

>>462980
wait, Tom can't cure you but Muo can? Or is it that Tom is helping out through Muo, who will produce the cure for Muo, of which Muo will give to Story Seeker?
So is this a permanent cure right?
I'm confused.
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No. 462986 ID: b6edd6

If she uses her divine points now, won't her points reset after the loop (while changes to us do not reset)?
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No. 462987 ID: 085efe

>>462984
Tom is not in the business of curing non-followers. But if, say, a follower of his were to cure someone else, he wouldn't exactly stop them.
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No. 462988 ID: bf54a8

"well you could say the points reset each loop"
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No. 462990 ID: f2c20c

>>462980
You know, this wouldn't be so bad if the effect wound up being in the middle most of the time. Occasional bouts of asexuality or supersexuality would be annoying but you could deal with it. Having your sex drive only able to be set at 0 or 100 is just... just... At that point how do you know if you're interested in anyone honestly? You've lost all control over it then. It's kindof a nightmare, really.

Explain that point to Muo. You just need to be able to be yourself. Stuck like this, you've lost who you really are.
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No. 462993 ID: 629257

Ask how these points work, first off.

If this is something she can do and those points reset each loop that would make things simple for now. If however takes more than she has but they can accrue over loops then we need a different strategy.
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No. 462998 ID: f2c20c

>>462990
On the other hand, just making it not permanent would be good.
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No. 462999 ID: 04b86a

We may not be a follower, but our life has been somewhat chaotic as of late even without Tom's assistance, and he seems to be making exceptions in the normal rules regarding communicating with non-followers for us. Perhaps Muo could even it out a bit so that our arousal generally behaves normally instead of always being at either extreme, and then we could eventually earn a full cure?

>>462998
That's a good idea! He could also set it up to end on the dawn of the sixth day. SS will still have to put up with it for a while, but at least then it won't be permanent.
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No. 463003 ID: 629257

The thing is if we get this taken care of *now* not sending back physical changes on future loops might make us deal with the problem repeatedly.

Oh and keep a mind on the time! Make sure we take our necessary potions.
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No. 463011 ID: 3030cf
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463011

>I'm confused
I'm confused too! I do get the impression there are some messages going on inbetween the lines between Muo and Tom.

"Wait, Muo, if you used points or whatever they are, wouldn't they just reset?"
>"N... no. Tom remembers the time loops, so any that I gain or lose will persist!"
"In any case, the fluctuation of this potion is rather unnerving, on sheer account that I may not be who I actually am on any time!"
Although, I can feel its effects lessen a little bit. I hardly want to rip off my pants, but I am not at absolute apathy!
>"Well, we could try to fix it. Don't you have only a little bit of time, though? Maybe it would be better to wait. Actually, wouldn't this help with focusing on your studies?"
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No. 463012 ID: 6e44d2

Wow, that was incredibly cruel of Rotfrost. Inhumane, even.
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No. 463016 ID: 86c3a7

>wouldn't this help with focusing on your studies?
So long as it doesn't do that fluxuating wildly between abstinence and crazy lust, yes.

If we could stabilize it for a while, we could do mass loop studying easier. Then we ask Muo to break it for us someday in return for a favor (...or we wait till Muo really wants to jump our bones and breaks it for her own purposes).
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No. 463018 ID: 085efe

>"Well, we could try to fix it. Don't you have only a little bit of time, though? Maybe it would be better to wait. Actually, wouldn't this help with focusing on your studies?"

Mostly it's the fluctuation that's concerning, but yes, it would probably be fine for the five day loop.
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No. 463019 ID: f2c20c

>>463011
The abstinence part would help for focusing on studying, but the lustful flux wouldn't. Overall it's a detriment just because we can't predict what our state is. We can't plan to seduce the goblins or plan to focus on studying, because at any point the effect could go the other way and screw us over.

I guess she's right about not having any time to do much. We can wait until tomorrow I suppose. Maybe even feel out the effects for a day or so to see if it's really as bad as it seems like it might be.
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No. 463029 ID: 3030cf
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463029

There really is little to do but go back and head to bed with Muo, since the naga are certainly in no place to threaten the slimes.

The Lich King said that his MR boost is probably right about on par with the Enchanted Collar/Ralex or Dandyhair potion, so it is as though I took two of those plus the Naga Bra and, again, the interchangeable Ralex or Dandy. Even so, I just barely make the physical loop!
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No. 463030 ID: 3030cf
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463030

I wake up again with Muo who, oddly, is awake already. I feel a bit better, actually! It looks as though the bad potion isn't limited to one extreme or the other, as I do feel... well, I never thought I'd be happy to say I feel pretty neutral! Something's there, at least.

"Sorry, Muo! Was I rolling in my sleep?"
>"Oh, no. I guess Tom did do something after all, because I remember last cycle."
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No. 463038 ID: bf54a8

"maybe it was because we were touching when the looped happened? right tom?"
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No. 463039 ID: 085efe

>>463030
Well, might as well greet her, now that she knows about the loop business from the start
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No. 463044 ID: 86c3a7

Oh, well, congratulations! Nice to have you along. Are you going to do anything different now that you're in the know?
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No. 463046 ID: c8be92

Oh man, it would be absolutely terrible if she doesn't have her mind carried over the next time as well; now that she knows about the loop from the start, if she ends up losing days it will actually be like her losing days instead of her having a single day that she can do over and over.

Actually, I wonder if the magical resistance potion would work for anyone, or if it's just us that can use it.
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No. 463054 ID: f2c20c

>>463030
This is nice, then. We'll have someone along for the entire ride. Tom probably did it because he'd get bored having Muo do the same thing every loop.

Warn her that you'll probably be really boring and study magic and music a whole lot from now on, though. Manners is a purely mental thing too, come to think of it, so we can master those too to give her some company during the loops.

Ask her what she plans on doing to use the loop to her advantage. Perhaps she could study magic too? Or socialize with the various races via shapeshifting, to dig up dirt on everyone for the best possible chaos once the looping is done with?
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No. 463057 ID: 629257

Well let's share how pleased we are with not being alone in this experience anymore! Then give her a bit of a hug while you're already comfortable.

Come to think, Muo almost certainly won't be bored while we train on other things. Since she and Tom remembers, there can be all kinds of crazy chaos fun she can have, and without any long term consequences!
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No. 463063 ID: b33427

Cool! Muo's now along for the ride. Give 'er a big squishy hug.

Ask if her body or just her mind came back, as well as whether or not Tom doing this will draw the attention of a Time Lord sooner than if he hand not. Then ask what she's going to do this loop; The same "slime queen" thing as before, culminating with the naga attack? Remember that slime's water hauling business suggestion you made in the first loop and suggest it again.

Check what additional effects Ralex's hair had, if any. Rotfrost said it might add additional resistances, as well as improved strength, but wasn't sure about subtler effects.

Go check in with Zirkala and have her read your memories to get this show on the road. Relay the info on Rotfrost's Abstinence Potion to this loop's Rotfrost when she comes barreling in. Practice etiquette with Muo until Potarana is summoned, then work on your bardic magic.
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No. 463071 ID: f09b71
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463071

I believe I woke up a bit early, so I continue keeping Muo warmth through cuddles.

"I must say then, it'll be nice not being completely alone in all of this! Do you plan on taking advantage of this loop?"
>"Of course. I'm just not sure yet... I guess I'll do what I was normally going to do, since apparently last loop was way different than normal! Then I'll probably just, well, mess things around. From what I heard, though, you'll eventually need me to behave normally to get the naga to attack to get that magic resistance water."
"I may be a bit boring, though, I imagine I will be studying magic for quite awhile! I believe I may do that for a few cycles before continuing on to find out how to break this loop, you see, or at least to see how far this potion goes. And I will still enjoy learning manners and stories from you in the meanwhile as well! By the way, do you think you were brought back since we were together when the spell hit me?"
>"Oh, no, that was all Tom. I'm sort of riding whatever magic is hitting you, I'll come out of it with you once you break the loop."
"Was it your body or mind that came back?"
>"Both, I think, but I don't mind at all."
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No. 463072 ID: f09b71
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463072

I stick in bed, but eventually have to get up to show Zirkala my memories.

>"Well that was.... eventful. As usual, you will get your gold account up to balance, magic sash, time artifact you forgot to use - I'll remind you this cycle - yadda etcetera. Now, I do not what caused Rotfrost to become so disobedient, this potion she concocted for you is in rather poor taste. In any case, it could be manageable, but if not, see me and I will do something about it. And by that I mean I will make Rotfrost do something about it. In any case, seeing what I did last cycle, I think I may give things a rest. I will summon Potarana early if you wish. I will keep things relatively stable as well, at least for a few cycles, if you wish to take that time to study."

>Check what additional effects Ralex's hair had, if any.
Any effects besides the fire resistance and physical strength to a small degree are so subtle, I can't even tell!

But as of the moment, it seems like I know how the cycles may go, and the tasks I need to do! As I told Muo, however, I think I may focus more on my studies for a few cycles before going to hunt naga bras or test the goblin leader's hair! It is simply a matter of priorities for what I do now.

There is Bardic Magic, Musical ability, and general manners and behavior from Muo. I have been leaning on mental skills only for the time being, so I suppose I will keep it that way and avoid primarily physical abilities for the time! It may also be wise to gain other skills, such as cooking or survival out in the wilderness, which I am sure I could learn from mentors in the commons. Perhaps I could also simply attempt to woo certain girls... actually, given how I feel and what happened last night, I do not feel too inclined! Words I never thought I would say, but I am not entirely myself. In any case, I have enough gold to pay for lessons lavishly. Either way, I will spend a moment with Muo here to decide my priorities on such things!
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No. 463078 ID: 4a328b

Focus on improving your musical ability this cycle
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No. 463081 ID: 629257

I think we should continue our bardic studies, create the normal anti-magic lotion that our loop before last had. Then after the naga attack, we see how much of an advantage we can make from the anti-imagic pool water. We should drink some, and when midnight comes around let's be submerged in it. That likely won't be enough to break the physical barrier but if it is then it'll be a very easy way to do so.
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No. 463084 ID: 085efe

Priorities, roughly in this order:

Bardic Magic and Musical Talent

Storytelling and the ability to evoke emotions in anyone. Do this by telling stories to lots of people. Do it in bars, do it for friends, do it for strangers. If someone will sit down and listen long enough, try to make them cry, laugh or think.

Learn history and Lore.

Manners and behavior

Cooking. Spend some loops as an apprentice to that chef gnoll.

Smoothtalking, learn, not just how to secuce people (though that's important too even or especially if you aren't attracted to them at the moment), but how to lie to and persuade others. Learn how to create or use props to back your story

Survival. Try to reach the point where you could head to the super poisonous bog and return purely by know-how, then later, get the physical skills to back that up.

If stealth or slight of hand can be learned without raising your body, put that on the list too
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No. 463094 ID: fa9f7e

>>463084
Also, see if we can learn glibness.
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No. 463095 ID: b33427

Work on your musical skills and bardic magic, up until the point that not having your body come back with you slows your advancement in musical skills. After all, there is a physical component to it. Also, see if there's someone around you can hire who can instruct you in playing your instruments better than Potarana.

Also work on learning everything you can about surviving in the wilderness, both above and underground. Stuff like what flora is edible and what's poisonous, how to make snares and skin game, and what dangerous creatures there are and how to handle them. Raid Zirkala's library, and then hire someone in the Commons to instruct you after you run out of stuff to read.

You're also going to have to come up with cover stories to give to those you hire to instruct you in later loops. Some of them may get suspicious as to how a lowly, young, kobold knows so much.
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No. 463096 ID: 86c3a7

Obviously, what we need is to train up the ability to sense people's intentions.

>>463084
This order of priorities seems pretty good, although I'm not sure how long we want to devote to training. All that looks like weeks or months. We may want to stop training after a few loops and reexamine the problem of MR- we want to have a plan ready for breaking the loop before we actually do it (maybe even do a dry run, where we gather everything we need, but don't use it all).
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No. 463098 ID: b33427

>>463096
Yes, doing a dry run so we know what to do when the Time Lord finally shows up is a very good idea. The Lord probably will not give us more than a single loop to break out after that point.

We should also consider figuring out how to break the loop without letting Zirkala read Story Seeker's memories. This is just in case it turns out that passing them through is part of Zirkala's plan to do something that we won't like one bit, perhaps along with the Lich King.
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No. 463100 ID: f2c20c

>>463072
>time artifact you forgot to use
Were we supposed to? I mean, it looks like it would be an emergency-only thing, in case a loop is going so badly we're about to die or something.
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No. 463108 ID: 629257

>>463098
Zirkala said the time lord would take action if we did not "heed the warning" which sounds like if we are making an honest effort we should be fine. The time lord wouldn't wait until its almost critical to warn us, as I imagine erasing one from existence is actually a lot of work that they'd rather avoid.
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No. 463115 ID: e3f578

Ask Potarana during one of your lessons if bedmagics are a legit thing though. I'm serious, that shit may help you out one day should we try and choose to learn it. That wasn't just some off-joke.
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No. 463131 ID: 6cc859

>>463115
Seconded. Bedmagics would be good, and your current condition may actually help you learn them.
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No. 463132 ID: 42c1c6

Seriously? Bedmagics?

Go practice your violin.
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No. 463133 ID: fa9f7e

>>463132
Yes, seriously. Thirding bedmagics.
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No. 463178 ID: 629257

What we'll do first is talk to her about our chaos virility, because that may effect our concentration and possibly cause certain actions when trying to train. Then we can talk about all magics of mind and emotional manipulation. Would bardic magic be as good for that as enchantment, or perhaps even better? Or is there some obscure field of bedmagic we would have to dabble in? We should also ask about charms that may influence others or ourselves in the place of learning spells.
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No. 463244 ID: f09b71
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463244

>Were you supposed to use the artifact?
Not supposed to, but I did mean to try it out, and that is what I forgot!

In any case, I do spend most of my first two days on Bardic Magic and Music talent in conjunction! Also, bed magic is, as it turns out, included. It has also come to my realization that this time would be an excellent opportunity to practice telling stories. Normally, a story may be received better or worse on how someone is feeling, the time of day, and other factors I could not comprehend! But this way, I can tell it to the same people in the same mood over and over again, and how they receive it is entirely up to how to the sheer quality of my retelling, so I should not waste! I do share a few tales of twisted truths, and will share the same ones in future cycles. I mix in some general speech talents as well while at the common's bars, which may also help to have identical circumstances later.

While dropping bags of gold, under Clunker's supervision to turn unscrupulous looks at me, I get uninterrupted lessons in manner of lore and history. It is quite informative, to say the least! The same for cooking as well, and I will worry about how to convince them to not simply reteach me the same things over and over again when I am on future cycles.

Sili and Reed teach me survival, as they have seen life out in the wilderness. They question me even as I drop down gold for them, unlike the common's tutors, but they teach me all the same. Much of it is simply display, as we do not have poisonous bog materials on hand unfortunately. Nonetheless, Zirkala also has information on this through her libraries, and fine pictures and literature is made! The same could be said of history and lore as well, and so tutors are not altogether required, but hearing someone else explain things is so much more personable than a book.

Muo doesn't do much this run outside the norm, and so the naga will likely do what they do, but I don't believe that may even concern me! Then again, I think I will go briefly just before the naga attack, to make sure that harm does not befall Muo. Even if she were to die at the worst case scenario, she would come back when I loop around, but it still makes for a gruesome fate that I will spend a section of my time to avoid!
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No. 463245 ID: f09b71
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463245

And so Muo and I return to Zirkala near the end of five days. Overall, the not-virility potion was manageable. It spiked up around the 3rd day, midafternoon, but quickly went down and varied between a resounding 'meh' to an indifferent 'I could if I felt so inclined.'

Zirkala shows up.
>"Would you like to test the time artifact now, Story Seeker? It does not sound like it will do anything extraordinarily awful such as break the loop, but I do wish to know what it does if anything. Either way, as usual, I will inject some harmless memories into you."
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No. 463250 ID: f2c20c

>>463245
Sure, let's see how it works. SMASH!
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No. 463251 ID: 86c3a7

...so we just break it and see how far we get thrown backwards in time?

I suppose we could, but what do we hope to gain by this test? We already have an exploitable stable time loop, and (in theory) a way to escape it. Wouldn't anything the artifact do be... bad? It could throw us back further than five days. It could shorten the length of the loop. Or... it could do something silly like let us hop backwards a few minutes (a mistake undo-er).
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No. 463262 ID: e3f578

>>463245
I would have liked to test it out last loop to try and warn Story Seeker to not take the abstinence potion because that Story Seeker we warned would probably have the physical and mental form of that beginning loop where we took it.
I mean, honestly, that might undo all the traning we've done this loop. Because if it does what we've thought it does due to that one Story Seeker we don't remember seeing, this loops story seeker's consciousness would merge with the new loop's, but new Loop Seeker probably will not get any of the training or knowledge along.
That artifact should be tested in a loop where we do nothing but maybe gather little information. Or the loop where we just have wanton sex, but that's not even possible now.

So Seeker, you studying bed magic means that you've been with Potarna now? So we can mark her off the list? That leaves Drake, Muo, Ralex and that's about it. Unless we like, bang Reed over his smithing anvil or Sili in a vigorous training session. There's also the Naga, but she's an enemy to seduce, so she's not on the list of allies to bang.
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No. 463268 ID: 629257

>>463245
May as well, I suppose... but is there a chance the loop could be shortened? I rather want to try the artifact right after the naga attack. That event may be vital to breaking the loop, after all.
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No. 463272 ID: dc4a44

>>463262
I won't rest till we have hot apology sex with the tailor.
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No. 463275 ID: 813de2

>>463272
Apology for what? From the tailor 'bold's perspective, our potentially mean storytelling never happened. We'd have to be mean again before we could initiate apology sexings.
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No. 463280 ID: 42c1c6

When did this turn into "lets see who we can get into bed with Seeker".

More important things to do than get laid...
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No. 463287 ID: e3f578

>>463272
There is no way the tailor is on the list.
Nope. Too young, too naive.
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No. 463288 ID: dc4a44

>>463280
For a bard? Never.
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No. 463311 ID: f09b71
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463311

>You should have used the artifact to warn yourself not to trust rotfrost
The amazing things hindsight have shown me! In any case, as dismaying as it may be, so far it has not been a terrible affliction.

>You studying bed magic means that you've been with Potarna now?
Nope! Not as of yet. Sometime when I am more myself, though!

>After the naga attack
Yes, this is the end of this cycle! It merely felt shorter after no major events or unexpected things happened.

With that, I break the artifact, with no small amount of concern.
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No. 463312 ID: f09b71
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463312

And then some implications occur to me, that I must choose a particular time!
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No. 463313 ID: 085efe

Go with L-M day 1
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No. 463314 ID: b062ca

Go with whatever time of day it is during the naga attack on day 5. Use your time double to aid in bra snatching.
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No. 463317 ID: 4a328b

EM day one so that if anything weird happens you don't lose any time slots
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No. 463318 ID: e3f578

>>463311
>the amazing things hindsight has shown me
Actually no, hindsight would not work here. I forgot to mention that since the Lich King enforced you to go back physically, that probably means that you weren't allowed to use the artifact lest you feel his wrath.

Go with just before helping Muo.
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No. 463321 ID: 629257

>>463312
Alright so...
>"One who breaks the glass of this hourglass, shall be tossed backward up till the time check once since made."
So my guess is it just lets us manually rewind to some point in our loop. Probably a mind only transfer... This will be handy should we ever find ourselves making a possibly fatal error in our actions. I want to say we should head back only a small amount of time, so how about mid evening of the 5th day?
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No. 463324 ID: f09b71
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463324

Rewinded: Day Five, Mid Evening

And the next thing I know, I'm back where I was, Mid Evening, right where I was mid-evening! That is, just before the Naga attack. Judging by the variation of my urges, or lack thereof, it was a mental only rewind.
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No. 463325 ID: f2c20c

Ask Muo if she rewound too.
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No. 463326 ID: 085efe

>>463324
tell muo what happened, then find out if she experienced any of that.
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No. 463327 ID: e3f578

Do you still have the artifact in inventory?
If not we just wasted our really cool get out of trouble device.
Well, continue from here as normal after asking questions.
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No. 463329 ID: f09b71
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463329

"Did you rewing as well, Muo?"
>"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Oh, er, I used my time artifact about 2 hours from now!"
>"Oh! Does it still work?"
"Actually, the magic surrounding it has disappeared! It appears inert, but there might be something there. I'll see if it recharges or something, I guess!"
>"Anything interesting happen in the next couple of hours?"
"Nope! I think that's about it for this cycle. Oh, except for the whole naga thing, like we planned."

That is, unless I can think of a change, otherwise I'll just let Zirkala know what happened, and move onto the next cycle or two.
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No. 463330 ID: 813de2

>>463327
I bet we can only use it once per loop.

Still, good to avoid future fuck ups, like the thing with Rotfrost. Just have to be careful not to use it to undo training.
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No. 463334 ID: 085efe

Might as well just continue with the loop. Find out how much the anti-magic water adds.
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No. 463335 ID: 629257

Ok so it is a rewind for us only, because it isn't the same spell effect that Muo is synched up with. It'll probably recharge on the next loop.

>>463327
As long as we don't rock the boat there shouldn't be any trouble this time around. The hourglass should be not-broken-yet as well, so it'll be available.

Let's do things just the same for the attack. However, lets try drinking some of the antimagic water afterward so we can measure its effects.
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No. 463336 ID: ec16eb

If its a mental only rewind and also usable once each loop, then is it possible to do mental exercises for a day then rewind to the beginning and then do physical exercises? If so, then we can use this to get double training in each day, and at only half the life-span loss.
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No. 463338 ID: f09b71
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463338

It doesn't appear to have caused a double me, so that likely isn't how my first self transferred the message.

>Then is it possible to do mental exercises for a day then rewind to the beginning and then do physical exercises?
By the sounds of it, I could do double the mental exercises, or rewind and then do physical exercises as well, although taking a chunk off my lifespan would still occur!

I continue the loop, doing a very simply Ralex-Collar potion, plus drinking the water, before heading to bed.
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No. 463339 ID: f09b71
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463339

Cycle 5

"Good morning, Story."
>"Good morning!"

Although I do not have the magic sash as of yet, I can naturally feel now that the hourglass does, indeed, have its magic back!
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No. 463341 ID: 813de2

Well, we have a one per loop anti fuckup device. That's something.

What shall we do this loop? Try and gather some more MR? We can only get to halfway now, and I'd kind of like to be better prepared when the time lord shows up.
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No. 463343 ID: 629257

>>463339
Excellent. With that in our possession we may attempt numerous foolhardy adventures and always have a way to prevent of fatal consequences. Also the twice training thing, but I wonder if using the item causes more or less instability than relying only on loops. Not an easy question to answer, but perhaps Zirkala can provide some insight.

But for now, snuggle with Muo and ask what she will be doing this week.
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No. 463344 ID: f2c20c

>>463339
Keep track of the chaos-libido today and see if it followed the same cycles as the last loop's first day. If so, you can predict it, and time appropriate activities to it.

Let's switch up the activities today as well. How about we do some instrument training then hang out with the drake and learn some more draconic, then get an invisibility illusion from her so that we can spy on the goblin leader? It's POSSIBLE she wears a wig and thus that's why the hair Dandy got for us was trash. In that case we'd have to get a different type of sample from her.
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No. 463345 ID: 42c1c6

How about we double up on playing music AND visiting the drake. If we are to the point we can make magic with music, we should be able to play a song or two for her.
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No. 463346 ID: fa9f7e

So... shall we try and seduce her?
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No. 463347 ID: 085efe

Get to practicing, and use the hourglass for doubling up on mental training.
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No. 463349 ID: f09b71
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463349

I think I will learn some draconic, in fact! After a bit of snuggling, and the usual gathering of items, sharing memories and hearing Rotfrosts now stale tale, I head out. Muo plans on testing the waters of going on the offense against the naga, though she wouldn't say how.

I would play her music, but I am barely touching the beginning of both music and magic. I do not think I am very good yet, certainly not good enough to give a proper performance!

>Spy on the goblin leader
With that, I am able to get Doify - whos name I didn't bring up as of yet - to give me permission to get invisibility from her! As well as Zirkala's permission to collapse the gargoyle tunnel to enhance my illusion to be safe.

Which leads to when, or where, I shall head off to spy on the goblin leader!
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No. 463356 ID: f2c20c

>>463349
While she sleeps. WATCH HER SLEEP.
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No. 463357 ID: 629257

Get one of those virility potions too, might be handy.
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No. 463376 ID: f09b71
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463376

Items acquired: Virility Potion, Illusion Enhancing Potion

I use the illusion enhancing on Doify's invisibility, and head off! I should do this more often, as it does make getting into the goblin area so much better.

It's just a matter of time before I find her! Only one guard, and sneaking through the whole palace might be tricky if they have creaky floors. This window can be opened, though!
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No. 463377 ID: f2c20c

>>463376
Try it! See what happens. This is a practice run, after all. If the guard doesn't notice, go inside.
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No. 463378 ID: bf54a8

just swing it open really hard and stay still. will be confused, look outside.
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No. 463379 ID: 085efe

if you do do it, keep the hourglass ready to be used at any time.

Otherwise, it would be best to just focus on barding and storytelling. You might be able to bet her hair that you could make her cry, or give a great performance, or sex her up and either legitimately get some of her hair, or convince her that you only want a mere lock of her hair to remember her by.
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No. 463393 ID: b062ca

With the virility potion, you probably could have passed the queen's trial. Then not only would you bed the queen, but all her handmaidens too.

You have to admit, THAT is a pretty damn good story. A lone kobold waltzing into the goblin land like he owns the place, beds the entire royal court into submission in one night, and then waltzes out never to be seen again.
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No. 463394 ID: fa9f7e

>>463393
Let's do it.
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No. 463398 ID: c6ec33

>>463376
Do you sense a bunch of magic around the window, or the room? She might have the whole thing booby-trapped.

And remember, if you get caught, you can always declare yourself LUSTPENIS THE INDEFATIGABLE and challege the queen to a SEX BATTLE.
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No. 463405 ID: e3f578

>>463393
>>463394
No! Remember he can't get a boner unless it's at one of the random times the abstinence potion fluctuates.
He'd be blue balled without being able to get a boner, do you really want to give him that burden? Rotfrost said so herself!
No, what we should do is poison the queen with it. And watch the chaos unfold.
Oh man I wish we had an abstinence potion to give to her. That would have been the ultimate prank, especially if we mixed it with the virility potion. She'd try so hard, but she could never truly enjoy it. That'll teach her to enslave kobolds.
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No. 463407 ID: 886a4d

>>463405
Its a mind only loop. No abstinence potion effect.
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No. 463409 ID: f2c20c

>>463407
Wrong. The loop where we drank the potion, we sent our body back. It overwrites our old body each time we do that. So, as long as the potion lasts longer than 5 days we will have its effect active every time we do a mental-only loop, and it will fluctuate with the same pattern, hopefully.
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No. 463410 ID: f09b71
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463410

The abstinence potion is still in effect, and if Rotfrost is to be trusted, which, mind you, she has lost a good amount of, then the virility potion will only cause me turmoil!

Interestingly, I should note, is that while I may not have been able to keep logs of my urges strengths, but I am quite certain that they are different this time around.
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No. 463412 ID: f2c20c

>>463410
Drat. Then it is only going to mess with our plans. We will probably want to remove or dampen its effect if we have any time-sensitive tasks that depend on libido or the lack of it.
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No. 463443 ID: 629257

Let's use the classic strategy. Make noise outside so the guard goes to check, opens the window, then you grab her and force the virility potion down her throat. The queen will be too busy being ravished to notice the clipping.
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No. 463458 ID: 2be549

You know, I just realized:
How do we know the first loop we remember actually /is/ the first loop? For all we know we could have looped hundreds of times already, we just didn't retain our memory until the first loop we can remember.
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No. 463462 ID: 629257

>>463458
There is no way to know from here, but that is a concern. Could be that we have far less time than we think, on account of wasted time.

But remember, our first loop still would have had the prophecy. And we probably would have gotten the cheap antimagic scroll, and the naga attack would have then been successful. And if anything would have driven us to mess with time magic it would have been Muo being killed.

So yeah, a loop or maybe too before ours. Probably. When we do see the Time Lord, we can ask him how it started.
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No. 463482 ID: b33427

So, a lone guard watching over, and an unlocked window into, the bedchamber of a goblin queen that has pissed off more than a few powerful people and groups with her impulsive actions? Yeah, that's obviously bait for wannabe assassins. Bet there's a blade trap in the floor under the window, and two invisible guards across the room, plus who knows how many magical wards all over the place. 'Cause, while the queen is erratic and impulsive, her guards would have to on the ball to keep her alive as long as this.

However, you won't know what measures they have in place without going in. Just have the hourglass in or close at hand, in case things go horribly bad. Start with gingerly opening the window, and seeing if every alarm in the place goes off.
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No. 463591 ID: f09b71
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463591

I fling the window open, slamming it against the wall!
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No. 463592 ID: f09b71
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463592

The guard, of course, comes to investigate and... doesn't get by the window. She just closes it again. And latches it this time.
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No. 463593 ID: c31f72

I bet she only has one guard because she wants nighttime "visitors".
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No. 463642 ID: 2be549

Should probably have jumped in while you could. Welp.
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No. 463643 ID: bf54a8

okay, that means it would be easy to get through next time.
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No. 463654 ID: 6e44d2

>>463643
>>463642
If we don't feel like waiting for next time, we could just use the time artifact now.
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No. 463660 ID: f2c20c

Alright, check security in other places before we rewind. How long is the invisibility going to last, anyway?
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No. 463690 ID: b33427

That latch isn't actually that much of an impediment. All you'd need to open it is a real thin piece of metal, wood, or rigid leather to slip into the gap between the window and the frame and flip the latch; Even thick, stiff, paper will do. Check the shops for scraps that might fit the bill. And while you're down there, steal a pair of scissors or shears, in case you get an opportunity to snip some of the queen's hair.

Though, you gotta ask yourself what you're going to do once you get in. Sitting the corner watching the queen sleep all night seems like a waste of time. It'd be better spent scouting out the rest of the palace while there isn't as much activity, checking for things such as squeaky floorboards that'd give you away when you're tailing her throughout the day. That'd best be started from another room, since you can't open the door in this one without the guard noticing.
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No. 464027 ID: c4e5c2
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464027

>Rewind
I haven't messed up that bad, yet, to use the artifact this cycle!

Although I don't know quite how long precisely the invisibility will last, I get the impression that time is not a concern so long as I don't make it a sleepover.

So I make a quick run to the commons to get some thin scrap metal and scissors. While coming back, I scope other security, but there are still guards all through the palace, and it isn't much better! So I use the scrap metal plate to open the latch, and jump through the window before the guard can close it again.

And just my luck, the floors do creak. Loudly, at that! I do keep the artifact close at hand this time, as its use may not be so hasty anymore!
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No. 464029 ID: 44f93b

Hmm. You've been learning bardic magics, right? Spells that enhance (and are enchanced) by sound?

Could you do the opposite? A quick spell that suppresses sound? So you could sneak across the squeaky floor without it making noise?
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No. 464031 ID: 9718f3

Smash the guard's head into the window frame as hard as you can and toss them out the window. It's fine, we aren't breaking the loop this go around so even lethal force is totally acceptable.
Woo no consequences!
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No. 464043 ID: b6edd6

Shove guard out window than close the latch.
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No. 464048 ID: 44f93b

Uh... aren't we supposed to remain undetected? And figure out a safe strategy to use in future loops? Seems to me murdering a guard by sending her crashing to her death will garner some notice.
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No. 464061 ID: 26d8f4

>>464048
so? we'll still be invisible and able to escape and have the hourglass if we're caught. the guard will be revived next cycle. all we want is some of her hair.
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No. 464062 ID: 44f93b

Yeah, but killing our way to the hair won't do us any good when we need it, in the final loop. We should be experimenting with strategies we'll we able to use, not wasting a loop on a shortcut we won't use later.
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No. 464080 ID: 1bdb8a

Remove all your clothes so you won't make noise with it while you sneak, and if you're caught they will immediately know you aren't concealing any weapons and aren't an assassin or something. Stay close to the wall to avoid the more creaky floorboards and sneak away from where you made the big creak. If it seems like the guard is catching on, throw your clothes away from you to confuse them with the noise so you can sneak into a better position.
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No. 464081 ID: 629257

No shoving the guard, make her drink the potion instead. We might not even need to use it all, if there's some left give it to the queen too.

During the obvious results, check if she is wearing a wig or what.
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No. 464083 ID: 085efe

I don't think taking her hair by force or trickery is at all useful for the last loop. This is a woman who assembled an army over a stolen hairpin, and when she found out it was just misplace, attacked anyway because the army was already mobilized.

How do you think she'd take someone having stolen her hair? The thing she has specifically said she is proud of. You thin she'd just sit still over that? Scoff it off as nothing?

SS needs to convince her to give him hair. Or to take it from something other than her head. At least for the loops when he's trying to escape this time looping.


I'd reccomend one of the following methods:
Bet her he can tell a moving story, and ask for hair as payment.
Get in close and brush her hair, collecting her hair from that.
Learn hairstyling, and demonstrate how he could give her a fantastic new style, that will be the envy of everyone.
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No. 464088 ID: f2c20c

>>464027
Shove the guard through the window.
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No. 464308 ID: b33427

Well, the guard is almost certain to know that someone is here, and they're invisible. The window that was unlatched and opened (which you should not have opened if she'd see it) and the floor right next to the window loudly creaking taken together is pretty conclusive proof. All you can do right now is get away from where you are before she starts poking that sword around to check.

Immediately lay flat as quietly as you can, and roll away from the guard. Laying flat will distribute your weight over a larger area, hopefully keeping the floor from creaking. It'll also put your body lower, in case she starts poking or swinging that sword around.

Unfortunately, even if you evade the guard, you're still stuck in here. You open the door, and she'll know exactly where you are, and you'll have to run, which'll make loads of noise. And if you stay in here, eventually she's going to call for more guards to search the place, possibly with mages to cast detection spells, and also send the queen away.

The best you could do right now is roll under the bed to the other side, sit up, and ready your scissors. When the guard looks away, reach out, grab one of the queen's bangs, and snip it off. Then bound across the bed, and hop out the window. Even if the guard closes the window, you can jump through it; There's healing potions back at Zirkala's.

However, if you're not invisible, pretty much all you can do is dodge the guard as best you can, and try to get through the window, whether it's closed or not. Hold the hourglass for if you get cornered.

For the next time you do this, make a mental note to ask Zirkala if she has anything in her "junk drawer" that could help. Something like an amulet of sound deadening or cancellation or a ring of weight reduction would help with the noisy floor, and something that could put an illusion up to hide the opened window would be excellent.
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No. 464405 ID: c4e5c2
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464405

Hm, yes, I am not sure if what I am about to do, that is, tossing the guard out the window, is something practical in future loops! However, best do something, and I may as well find out if her hair was really trash or if Dandy pulled a fast one on me.
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No. 464407 ID: c4e5c2
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464407

The commotion, though, wakes the leader up!

>"Eh? Guard, where are you? Oh, a kobold got in. Assassin or what?"

Uh oh, she can see me!
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No. 464408 ID: bbee3d

"Forgive me, milady! I did it all for love!"
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No. 464411 ID: 6a5a08

"Admirer."
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No. 464412 ID: 886a4d

I wished for a lock of hair to have close by as I know a lowly kobold's love for a goblin queen is doomed. I begged favors from many and it still is not enough. Woe!
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No. 464418 ID: fa9f7e

"I wanted to see if I could."
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No. 464419 ID: e3f578

"I wanted to motorboat dem titties"
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No. 464427 ID: 44f93b

Hmm. There's a veranda or something outside the window. The gobo guard isn't falling to her death, thankfully. Although I suppose she could have the misfortune to land badly or the wrong way.

>Assassin
Hardly! The last assassin I met assured me I would be terrible at it.
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No. 464438 ID: b6edd6

>>464418
Voting for this one. It is entirely true and she will probably find it hilarious.
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No. 464458 ID: 6cc859

>>464418
Thirding.
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No. 464474 ID: 458f38

>>464418

This will be hilarious.

Go for it.
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No. 464492 ID: c4e5c2
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464492

"Forgive me, I merely wanted to see if I could!"
>"Assassinate me?"
"No, no, to get inside! I have it on good authority that I would make a terrible assassin!"
>"Oh. Well, you're inside. Good job."
"... uh, thank you!"
>".... Are you also merely seeing how long you can hold an awkward silence, or are you after more after all?"
"Oh, well, you see, since I am here, I was hoping to get a lock of your hair! A combination of admiration and love brings me to ask this of you!"

......
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No. 464495 ID: c4e5c2
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464495

She takes a knife out from underneath her pillow.

>"Well, there's words I don't get from bolds too often. Here, enjoy it. Don't be too creepy with it. Anything else, not-assassin?"

.... this is an oddly dramatic difference from the first attempt!
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No. 464496 ID: 6cc859

Up for a quick fuck?
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No. 464500 ID: 4a328b

Nothin. Take the hair and skedaddle
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No. 464501 ID: 44f93b

Hmm. Well, let's get that tested. If it turns out to be worthless again, that means she wears a wig or something.

Thank her in an eloquent manner, reassure her you have no creepy plans, and make your exit.
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No. 464502 ID: 6a5a08

Don't get shanked.
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No. 464503 ID: e3f578

>>464495
"Wanna hear a tune? Got an instrument anywhere?
And what allows you to see me? You see, I'm kinda stuck in a timeloop here, so I'm just going around doing stuff forever until I'm done and want to break it. Extra info is like, always nice. I might try and steal it next loop, but that's about it. That won't be the loop I break it though. Just trying different stuff without fear of consequences, you know?"

I am attracted to a straight up admittance of what the fuck is going on now, sorta. Just to see her reaction.
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No. 464505 ID: 364fd8

Yeah. Say thanks, bow, and vanish through the window, classy style.
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No. 464508 ID: f2c20c

>>464495
How about a kiss?
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No. 464529 ID: c4e5c2
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464529

"I would say nothing, and go, but something is on my mind! How can you see me?"
>"Oh, please, like I don't make sure I've got some good see invisible on myself. We also have some good anti things like that wards around. Either yours is too strong, or you had a nifty little drake that knows how to bypass our wards cast it on you."

I was tempted to ask about a kiss as well, as not many can say they've kissed a leader of a whole group, but the specific mention of a drake has caught my attention!

And as for the thoughts of mine that are nervous about that knife she's got a grip on, I have my own grip around the time artifact, just in case!
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No. 464531 ID: f55db2

We should clear out before that guard gets back.
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No. 464532 ID: f2c20c

Wait, she knows the dragon is a drake? Express astonishment about that. Ask who else knows about her illusion.
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No. 464535 ID: 44f93b

>knife
Oh come on, you've got all that frenzied lust potion driven training on board fighting an undead were fire elemental. Surely you can dodge a knife, or at least make it out if you're injured.

>Drake
*pained innocence* Drake? What drake?
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No. 464536 ID: 629257

No reason to involve the drake, say that it IS stronger actually, used a special potion yada yada be light on details.

I'm thinking that even if we get out safe, this isn't going to end peacefully. Might have a goblin war on our hands. Either we can rewind and avoid it entirely, or see if Zirkala wants another undead war for shits and giggles. But lets at least hold out long enough to get that hair tested.
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No. 464543 ID: e3f578

>>464529
Oh
The gobbos have known about Morgana's secret for a while now then I suppose. Or at least eh leader, and she doesn't care to spoil the secret.
I mean, is it common knowledge that all Drakes are incredibly good at illusions?
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No. 464579 ID: 26d8f4

get information about her knowing about the drake.

with that out of the way, woo her.
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No. 464588 ID: b062ca

Lay with her.

You might as well.
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No. 464618 ID: 85bd72

Probably not often she has a kobold not-assassin admirer sneak into her bedroom in the middle of the night.

The danger in asking if she'd like company until morning is probably minimal.
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No. 464629 ID: c4e5c2
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464629

>Is it common knowledge that all Drakes are incredibly good at illusions?
Although they are known to be adept at magic as a general rule, it is not such a reputation that the leader's words should go without suspicion! Nevertheless, I will not press the issue, at least not at this precise moment.

>Surely you can dodge a knife?
Likely, but if I were in the middle of a kiss, or laying with her? I may still be caught off guard! Speaking of which...

>Lay with her
I am a bit in the mood, come to think! Not the usual vigor, but close enough. My intentions do not have to be so vivid, however!

"Well, with your guard gone, and apparently taking her sweet time in returning, I don't suppose that you would care for some company from a not assassin?"
>"The bed's made for more than one. Just don't make any sudden moves, yeah? I can tell you've got more than just an invisibility potion as far as magic goes."
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No. 464636 ID: 997ce7

>>464629
"Some witch thought it would be funny to use chaos in an abstinence potion that was intended to teach me a lesson! Now it makes me alternate from totally abstinent, almost-uncontrollable lust, and anywhere in between. Right now, it seems to be about what I would normally feel like!"
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No. 464644 ID: f2c20c

Hey, we might be able to get away with this without getting enslaved... But remember you're supposed to be enraptured with her. Act like it! Our excuse for not attempting more than taking a lock of her hair would be of course the threat of enslavement.

If she wants, tell her a story. Remember her preferences from last time and try something that fits.
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No. 464645 ID: 085efe

>"Some witch thought it would be funny to use chaos in an abstinence potion that was intended to teach me a lesson! Now it makes me alternate from totally abstinent, almost-uncontrollable lust, and anywhere in between. Right now, it seems to be about what I would normally feel like!"

I think it'd be better to just say a witch put an abstinence curse on you, but you're not about to let that stop you.
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No. 464646 ID: e3f578

>>464629
Clarify that you were tricked into drinking a chaos based permanent abstinence potion a few weeks ago that turns off occasionally or even turns into a virility potion for a bit.
And that's like, about the only thing you can think of that she could sense at the moment.
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No. 464648 ID: 44f93b

>I may be stabbed in bed!
Eh, go for it. Keep the artifact close so you can crush it mid death spasm.

>>464636
Naaah. No need to bring that up.
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No. 464651 ID: 997ce7

>>464645
Yeah, sure, no need for unnecessary details right now.
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No. 464667 ID: f2c20c

Don't lie. If we're gonna say anything it would be that a witch put a chaos curse on your libido to make it fluctuate. You don't know how to remove it.
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No. 464707 ID: b33427

Smile and say that you can only promise not to make any sudden moves from the waist up.

Apologize in advance if your performance isn't quite up to snuff. While you'd very much like to show her your best, awhile ago you drank what you thought was a virility potion, which turned out to be a permanent abstinence potion, spiked with chaos magic, and now your libido is all over the place.

Now try to impress her the very best you can do, even with magical interference.
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No. 464713 ID: 44f93b

...why does anyone think making excuse for our potion status is a good idea? She's just worried one of our other magics might be more dangerous than invisibility (we have the time artifact, the magic sensor, bardic magic, etc. Any and all of which she could be sensing).

All we need to do is brush off the comment, excusing the rest of our magic as harmless, and bed her. Talking about our 'condition' (which isn't impeding SS much atm) is pointless, and possibly counter productive.
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No. 464717 ID: 997ce7

>>464713
Yeah, now that I think about it when I'm not three-quarters asleep, this is the best path.
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No. 464738 ID: 735f4f

Well this is a good test. If she sleeps with you despite being a threat in her room at night we know the hair will be great for the potion. And if she stabs you to death and steals your stuff then probably not.
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No. 464740 ID: 44f93b

>>464738
Hey, casually murdering a bed partner certainly shows a lack of inhibitions!
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No. 464741 ID: a9298b

>>464738
>>464740
I agree, stabbing people and stealing their stuff does show a certain level of inhibition as well, especially after inviting them into your bed.
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No. 464769 ID: c4e5c2
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464769

"I can only promise no sudden movements from the waist up, milady!"
That gets a pleasing laugh out of her.
"But really, all the other magic is harmless as can be."
>"Well then shut your trap and get in bed and keep me warm."
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No. 464772 ID: c4e5c2
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464772

Well, I learn a few things in the following hours! For one thing, she doesn't try to murder me, so that is good! For another fact, interestingly enough, the actions I take do not appear to change the level of frisk that that potion places on me. Which, I will remember, have been many, many crude actions in the last few hours. In fact, if anything, it only seems to get worse - better? - higher as the night moves on. Which is good, because the last thing I learn is that the goblin leader does not tire out quickly. Which may not be such a good thing, considering that I do have to leave at some point!

>"You're not bad, bold. Not bad at all. So what's with the hourglass?"
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No. 464773 ID: fe753f

"Insurance"
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No. 464774 ID: f2c20c

>>464772
Oho, so it can act like a neverending libido, too. Now that is useful... but also perhaps a bit of a curse, since that means you can never unhorny yourself through satisfying the urges. You just have to wait. At least it's still fulfilling in other ways.

Now, remembering what she's like, what we want her to think is that it's a boring object. If we let her know what it does or pique her interest by making something up about it, she'll try to take it.

Hmm. On the other hand, we know she has magic-sensing. How about we tell her that it's your life insurance policy? But tell her it's linked to you. That should match with what she sees, but make it sound useless to her.
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No. 464776 ID: 997ce7

"A bit insurance, a bit a reminder."
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No. 464780 ID: 629257

You know what? Fuck it. Tell her.

She may or may not believe us, but I think she'd get a hoot out of us claiming to have time shenanigans. With her lack of inhibition she may just be cool with it. She might even have better advice on how to approach her on future loops.
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No. 464781 ID: 997ce7

>>464780
I'm sure there are plenty of reasons not to do this, but I can't think of any over my internal laughter.

Do it.
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No. 464784 ID: 44f93b

If we tell her about, I'm afraid she'll break it, and jump earlier in the loop, costing us memories and SS not knowing a time-traveling gobo-queen is on to him when he shows up here again. So let's be vague.

Magic item. Mostly untested, but I think it might have saved me if you or your guards had decided to stab me after all.

...although then she's going to want to try stabbing us to see. Hmm.

"Insurance" or "Reminder" might be the better answers after all.
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No. 464786 ID: 997ce7

>>464784
Grip it really tightly to yourself before you tell her so if she *does* manage to break it you both go back in time.

Or it doesn't work at all. Whatever.
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No. 464809 ID: b33427

Say you really don't know what is with the hourglass yourself. All you've got to go by is the inscription on it; Nobody you've brought it to can identify what it does. You just keep it with you to activate in case you get hopelessly cornered, and you hope it does something good.

...Hey, what happened to that guard you shoved out the window? Hopefully she didn't break her neck on landing.

>>464772
Heh. Bet those hours would have been very interesting to watch by anyone who couldn't see through your illusion. Oh, on that subject, do you still have your illusion up?
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No. 464847 ID: 42c1c6

Tell her "just counting the seconds till I have to do it all again."

Best to leave some mystery.
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No. 464877 ID: 735f4f

Wait can we break it and watch ourselves have invisible sex? That would be awsome.
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No. 464880 ID: 997ce7

>>464877
Well, we could watch Leader and the Attack of the Ghost Dicks.
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No. 464881 ID: 44f93b

>>464877
Last time we used the hourglass, it rewound the entire timeline- it didn't just send SS back. At no point during the loop were there two instances of SS.

So if we rewound to before gobo-queen secks, we could either repeat it or avoid it. We wouldn't be able to watch our past self from a different perspective.
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No. 464932 ID: c4e5c2
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464932

I won't outright say what it is, tempting as it may be, but I still clutch it tight, having kept it nearby!

"It's a bit of insurace. Counting the seconds, too! By the way, what happened to that guard?"
>"She came back up, saw I was busy, and left us alone, unobservant guy. Don't change the subject anyway. What's your name?"
"Story Seeker!"
>"Well then, Story Seeker, I've got gold and you've got what I'm pretty sure is a nice little artifact! A lot of gold. And hey, if you aren't downplaying it, then it's no problem for me to buy it off you at the price of a big bag of gold, right?
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No. 464934 ID: 629257

>>464932
Hmm...

Well the thing is it was already used on me and can have only effect me once like this, taking it now won't do either of us any good. But tell you what, after this week it should be back to normal and I'll part with it then!"

All technically true! In case she can detect lies or something.

If she becomes too insistent, you could try to "barter" with parts of the truth of the matter. What she would do with that info I have no idea. What would be ideal to achieve is some reliable way to get close to her or even her favor on future loops, perhaps by learning something from her directly we could not know otherwise.

At worst, we need to break the hourglass and flee without the benefit of the week or testing hair.
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No. 464935 ID: f2c20c

>>464932
Hmm. That's not good.

How about you counter that with a bet. If you can continue to satisfy her until she gets tired, you get to keep the hourglass. A test of sexual endurance.

From the sounds of how the potion works, you will win. Worst case scenario, we have to break the hourglass and re-get her hair, leaving early this time.

If you're really not confident, just tell her you're not willing to sell it. Inform her you are paid quite highly at your job.
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No. 464952 ID: e3f578

>>464932
This artifact has a bit of a personal history, and you believe it can only be used once. Also, it belongs to the lich here, it isn't yours to sell.
You really don't want to bring her ire down upon yourself or the other gobbos, you have it on good authority she's prepared to raise an army of the undead and wipe out an entire town to retrieve what she needs to. You're going to need her permission first.
The only thing she's given you permission to do is to use the object in an emergency.
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No. 464953 ID: 44f93b

We don't want her to have it. Best case, she takes it activates it, and SS gets thrown back in time. Worse case, she gets to time travel, costing us memories and putting us at a disadvantage. Worst case- ownership transfers to her even in subsequent loops.

Let's make the excuse that it has some sentimental value, and we're reluctant to sell it. We'll keep her offer in mind if we find ourselves in need of gold, though! (no we won't).

Be ready to dodge and gtfo, as she's likely to try and snatch it or just stab you after turning her down.

...I don't suppose bed magics cover putting someone to sleep so you can make a convenient escape when finished? That would be good, right now.
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No. 464954 ID: 997ce7

>>464952
>>464953
Eeeyup.
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No. 464956 ID: 0c8a2b

>>464932

Wasn't it a gift from a friend? It'd be pretty uncouth to just ... part with it like that.
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No. 464958 ID: c9a9bd

You could explain that there are powers that be that would send you to a fate that may be worse than death if you part with it.
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No. 464965 ID: 42c1c6

How about we just tell her that gold doesn't really hold a lot of allure to us.
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No. 464966 ID: a00410

>>464932
Tell her that you need it for a few more day's, but will gladly sell it to her after that. She might be the type to never take no for an answer. But she might except a not right now but soon. Then when the cycle ends she'll have never herd of it.
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No. 465013 ID: c65143

No, see, insurance (/safety nets. It's probably fine to say it's a safety net too.) are great because you have them to protect you. And as great as she's been, tossing your insurance away isn't a sensible thing to do!
She might call you cowardly but if she knows it's insurance already you have a pretty strong argument not to give it up for something less immediately useful (and you're not even assured to get out of goblin lands with her gold) anyways!
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No. 465019 ID: c4e5c2
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465019

"I'm afraid it's not mine to give! Furthermore, it does have some sentimental value. I do believe it can only be used once anyways, but perhaps I will be able to sell it in a few days if I ask! Plus, not to denounce your generous gift, but gold does not quite motivate me like it does some others."
>"Hm, that's too bad."
"I apologize, milady!"
>"Oh, dear kobold, I'm going to get something from you tonight! You busted my window and chased off my guard, and you certainly got something out of it! You think I'm just going to let you run off? Either I'm going to have the artifact or have you. Your choice! Unless you have some wonderful argument otherwise, or have something else to give."
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No. 465020 ID: b062ca

If you bang her so hard that she has trouble walking, she might not be able to catch you.
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No. 465021 ID: 44f93b

If the bedmagic you've learned includes a way for escaping after bedding (like putting your partner to sleep, fast dressing for easy running away, etc.) now would be the time to use it.

>Either I'm going to have the artifact or have you.
I was under the impression you'd already had me!

...seriously, I think now it's time to run away. All you really need to escape with is the hair and artifact. Even if you lose everything else, and your clothes, you'll get them back next loop.

Next time we go for her hair, we'll have to not bed her. Puts us in too difficult a position.
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No. 465027 ID: e3f578

>>465019
"The artifact is the lichs', sorry chica.
I have access to a potion maker that can create a variety of quality potions, get me the ingredients for them I can ask her to produce them. A legendary potion maker! The great Rotfrost! I also have many connections throughout the cave complex, it shouldn't be hard for me to perform any task you desire me to do as well. I'm less useful as a goblin slave because I can't leave and move easily around as I please, not to mention that I'm the lich's slave already so..."
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No. 465028 ID: b14baf

Give her a story. It's a classic chance to bard-your-way-out-of-custody, something all self respecting bards have to do. Tell her a tale of a lowly kobold who fell into servitude to a local magician, only to be hit by a peculiar time spell in one of the magicians experiments.
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No. 465050 ID: f2c20c

>>465019
Tell her we can get a rather strong virility potion for her if she lets you go. Or a potion of her request, possibly.
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No. 465051 ID: c74c7d

>>465019

Sure, bed her...

Make sure she doesn't pull off any funny stuff beforehand
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No. 465056 ID: 629257

I don't suppose we could get her to trade for the potion? Maybe we can go to offer it, then force it down her throat. We could then run away with her only being able to blindly molest everyone else here. Probably.

I still say barter with the truth, though.
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No. 465058 ID: dc4a44

A story.
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No. 465068 ID: 56b463

Tell her a story filled with erotic innuendos, so you'll give her more than just a story.
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No. 465072 ID: f2c20c

>>465051
I am certain she means by having him, she means as a slave. She wants something permanent.
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No. 465083 ID: fa9f7e

Okay, you managed to tire her out, right?

Just run away. She shouldn't be able to walk straight at this point.
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No. 465103 ID: 679388

Offer her the night of her life. Split virility potion with her.

If shit goes wrong, hit the rewind!
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No. 465110 ID: c9a9bd

Say "You can have me until the sun rises and afterwards I will return with a potion of your liking"
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No. 465153 ID: b33427

Alright, so it's give up the artifact, or be fitted for a slave collar. Better give up the artifact, since you'll get it back at the end of the loop anyway. Being enslaved will lose you the artifact, and keep you from training the remainder of the loop, and you won't get the goblin queen's hair tested either.

Hand over the artifact, but say it's only for her to hold until you come back with something she'd like better. Also ask for that bag of gold, just in case you can't find something good enough; Say you want something more substantial than the fond memories of an excellent roll in the hay with the goblin queen.

Then start probing her for what she'd like better than a mysterious artifact. Starty by say that perhaps she'd like an entire case of epic level virility potions, to be used by those that share her bed? You can attest from personal experience they'll be sexually insatiable for at least three days.
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No. 465198 ID: c6877f

Begin running away.

Use bedmagic if necessary.

But we will run off, whether she lets us or not.
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No. 465224 ID: 42c1c6

how about some quip like "if you want me..." and then go for another round in the sack.

We should be able to charm ourselves out of this kind of situation.
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No. 465243 ID: c4e5c2
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465243

"I would not make a good slave, as I am already the lich's, but! I see three different possibilities! I happen to know a few good stories, if I may boast, that I may share. Or, we could continue our activities in bed, since I don't believe either of us are tired! And lastly, we could do both of the preceding. Ah, one more, I do have a virility potion that you may have, if you are so interested."

>Run away
My sense tells me this is a good idea, but my restraint for weeks is telling me it is the worst!

>"I'm curious. Let's have a sampler, kobold! I can already tell what that kind of virility potion is. It can be split into shots, and the effect will be the same, just for a shorter time. How about you be the test subject, and show me how strong it is?"
"Ah, but wouldn't it be better if we split it together? In fact, how about a bet! We see who can outlast who. If I win, I-"
>"Done."
"Er, what?"
>"I said I accept, kobold! If you win, you get to go free, if you lose, you're my slave for life. Go put a do not disturb sign on my door and quit wasting time."

I suppose that I am not thinking this through with much scrutiny, but I will take care! Despite the chaos element in the potion, thus far all changes have been quite gradual, and so I do not fear for my ability to win even though her stamina has been proven to be exceptional!
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No. 465244 ID: c4e5c2
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465244

For awhile, I start having to wonder if she is tireless, and I made a terrible decision!

But it happens, and she takes a few minutes to catch her breath! Well, so do I. Either way, I made a fantastic, if admittedly reckless, decision!

>"Alright, Story Seeker, never thought I'd be beaten like that. I'll let you go on one condition!"
"Ah, well.. although the deal had already been done, I will ask, what might that be?"
>"You visit sometimes. I'll let the patrols know you're good."

Hm. All of these magical inflections are giving rather unrealistic expectations of my name, for better or worse!
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No. 465246 ID: 886a4d

Well, at least we know of how to get into the Goblin Queen's bed now. With a prize even.

Lets skedaddle. And get this hair appraised. If its not 'garbage' we owe the bugger a prank.
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No. 465250 ID: c4e5c2
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465250

With farewells and promises of returning, I head back to Rotfrost to get this hair appraised!

>"It is wonderful! Minimal inhibitions, tempered by responsibilities thrown aside! This will make a fantastic potion."

It looks like dandy did pull a fast one after all!
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No. 465251 ID: 886a4d

Yup definately deserving of a prank. How much time do we have before the reset?

Ask how it ranks in the hierarchy of hairs.
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No. 465252 ID: 44f93b

> I start having to wonder if she is tireless, and I made a terrible decision!
Oh come on, worst case, you would have lost and ended up her slave for the remainder of the loop. You'd have been able to escape by rewinding with the hourglass, or just waiting the loop out.

>You visit sometimes
...this is kind of too awesome to pass up. We should totally redo this in the final loop.
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No. 465258 ID: 629257

Nice. Can she give a rough comparison in power to the Dandy and Ralex hair?

>>465246
A little more time and effort involved than I would like, but it works. Chaos libido might pose a problem on other cycles, though. Also, payback doesn't taste as sweet when the person hasn't actually done the thing that upset us.
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No. 465261 ID: f1b3ee

I told you man, this was a story in the making.

The mysterious unknown kobold sneaking into the Queen of the Goblin's bedroom, bedding her into submission, and then dashing off into the night.

Not as awesome as it could have been since it would have been more dramatic if he left as mysterious as he arrived but there's a bit of give-and-take in the field. The embellishment of time will easily compensate for the little hangups.
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No. 465264 ID: 44f93b

>>465261
No need to embellish the tale. We can embellish the act. We're going to have to do that again (possibly more than once) before we get enough MR to break the loop. So each time we go back, we get to know her better, and adapt our dialog and actions to improve her response. Plus, we stack on some more bedmagic training, and a few more loops of physical training... bam.
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No. 465265 ID: b6edd6

>Ask how it ranks in the hierarchy of hairs.
Is it the hair apparent? :V
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No. 465266 ID: c4e5c2
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465266

>How much time in this loop remains?
Well, that was merely the first night! Though it is well into the morning, and I may wish to take a nap.

"How does this rank in the heirarchy of hairs, miss Rotfrost?"
>"Zirkala has told me my notes on the matter through memories passed on through you, so I can safely say that is the best hair you have brought me by a significant margin. Also, I shall apologize for my treatment of you! It has been awhile since I have been approached in such... manners, and I may have been too harsh. Unfortunately, I still cannot fix it so easily, despite my wishes!"

Now I suppose it is merely a question of what I will do for the remainder of the cycle, perhaps after a good night's rest. Perhaps return to my studies, or see about that naga bra. Or, I suppose getting to know the goblin queen even better could have merit for future cycles!
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No. 465270 ID: 04b86a

Ask how the goblin queen's hair compares to your scales in terms of lust. Just out of curiosity.
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No. 465271 ID: 44f93b

We should probably do something productive that allows you to rest up at the same time after last night. Studying might be good for that.
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No. 465274 ID: e3f578

>>465266
We don't want to accidentally break the time loop with a naga-bra goblin leader potion. We should focus more on our studies and learn more about the gobbo leader.
Who knows, we may find an even better sample of hair from someone she knows if we're on good terms with her since, when we decide to use the naga-bra plus leader potion and it doesn't break the loop, we're going to need even better ingredients with better hair and artifacts!
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No. 465285 ID: 4a328b

Maybe some physical training, in case the goblin queen's hair is enough to get to the physical carry-over
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No. 465291 ID: 629257

Taking advantage of the goblin queens good graces this cycle is wise, but I question how productive it could be. What could we train under her and her people, besides bedding techniques?

>>465274
Well we certainly won't need to use it this cycle. But perhaps we should try to sneak in after the naga attack before we use the hourglass. Bit of a test run.

>>465285
Let's not put time into the physical training if we don't know that we can keep the benefits. Besides, we haven't used the hourglass this cycle and that won't keep physical changes either.
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No. 465304 ID: f2c20c

>>465266
Let's keep things simple this cycle. Study some more, both Draconic and manners- or if Muo is busy just help her out with what she's doing for a little while, and study your instruments instead. While visiting the drake, bring up the Goblin Leader and how she has probably seen through her illusion. Also, we may as well talk about her name again. Hey, did we get the Leader's name?! If not, well, it seems we've been making a habit out of not knowing our bed-partners' names. It's rather shameful.
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No. 465343 ID: b33427

Better take that nap so the rest of the day isn't wasted in a sleepy torpor. Get up in time for lunch, since you've got to be hungry after all that you did with the Goblin Queen; Eat lots of protein. Oh, and check if Rotfrost has something to make your nap extra restful.

>>465304
Story Seeker could probably get the Goblin Queen's name from Zirkala or Doify the Drake. It'll be good to know for the next time he visits her, in this loop or the ones after.
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No. 465355 ID: bdb3f8

I sort of wonder now, based on how easy it was to get her hair this time, compared with the last time when we tried later in the loop... Maybe Dandy didn't pull a fast one, maybe something happens to the gobo queen this week to change her outlook.
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No. 465381 ID: c59939

>>465355
Or, maybe, just maybe, she treats slaves differently than she treats odd kobolds with powerful magic affecting them who sneak into her bedchambers just to see if they can.
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No. 465383 ID: fa9f7e

>>465381
Speaking of which, let's try and convince her we're actually Tom taken physical form for the lulz. By this stage, I think she'd be slightly more likely to believe we're the chaos god than she would be otherwise.
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No. 465393 ID: 44f93b

>>465383
We left her life far too intact to pull off that lie. She should have woken up in a bed made entirely of various cheeses, discovered we bypassed her guards by turning them all into goldfish in bowls, and that she now suffered some form of amusing curse.
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No. 465395 ID: fa9f7e

>>465393
Nah, the timing wasn't right, we'd have to wait for a suitably epic moment to well and truly fuck it up. This was just us making her aware of us.

That's our excuse, and until there *is* such a moment, we can spend out time researching, aka asking Tom for tips.
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No. 465419 ID: 6cc859

>>465285
Might as well play it safe and stick with the mental. If it hits physical, we can act based on that next time.
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No. 465519 ID: c4e5c2
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465519

>How do your scales compare with the queen's hair for lust?
Apparently mine are better, but only by a smidgen!

>What is the Goblin Leader's name?
Oddly, no one seems to know, not even Zirkala.

For now, I study mostly draconic, under Muo, with occasional bard related things as well for a few days.

On the fifth day, however, I must ask myself if I am going to only use the Leader/ZirkalaCollar potion, or if I shall up the MR I receive either through an addition potion, Tom's water missile, or both! This is, of course, disregarding that I still have the time artifact to use to redo much of this week.
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No. 465530 ID: e3f578

redo the week, dawn of second day, 84 hours remaining
So we can go get friendly with the goblin leader this iteration and keep the hair and your progress in that relationship so far. In fact, we may get a passcode from her that she would only give to her friends should something like a timeloop happen.
She's an eccentric leader, she should have prepared for this sort of thing like how every crazy leader has a dumb zombie apocalypse plan.
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No. 465549 ID: c59939

Use the hourglass to go back to after you got the goblin leader's hair and study, using this priority.

>>463084
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No. 465555 ID: f1b3ee

Go back in time, get the goblin queen's name.

Next loop we might want to focus on building rapport with the Naga Queen as we will need to get her bra.
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No. 465560 ID: 629257

We should use the hourglass to become more familiar with the queen. However, there is a risk that the event won't go as well - due to chaos libido - and we won't have the hourglass to save us. So I say go back to the 2nd day and visit her as much as possible. Learning her name is a priority, if it truly is not known to others. Also if something does actually take her place we would want to know when that happens.

Actually, let us go by there tonight and ask for her company. If we're about to use the hourglass we can just do it there if something is wrong.
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No. 465561 ID: 886a4d

To solve that issue go to right before you leave her... and ask her her name.
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No. 465567 ID: f2c20c

>>465519
Oops, I meant to say that I only wanted to put off visiting the goblin leader for like, a day. Reverse time so that we can visit her on the third day at least. Ask her about her activities and such, and maybe see if she has any interesting stories to tell. She might even have something to teach us aside from sexual positions! We could also hang out in the goblin camp and check out more of their market.
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No. 465661 ID: 42c1c6

How's about we go back to just after our contest with the Goblin Queen, and then ask her her name. Hell, we can go see her and ask her to break the hourglass with us, it might be nice to test if it can work on more than one person, and she seemed so interested in it anyway.
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No. 465667 ID: c59939

> Hell, we can go see her and ask her to break the hourglass with us, it might be nice to test if it can work on more than one person, and she seemed so interested in it anyway.

If we're going to try that, there are a lot of more trustworthy people than the Goblin Leader to do it with.
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No. 465687 ID: 42c1c6

Who needs trustworthy, I like the Goblin Queen and wanna see how far we can bring her in with our adventures. I think having a friendly relationship with her would be a great little benefit to bring out of this time loop.
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No. 465787 ID: b33427

When you ask the Goblin Queen what her name is, if she doesn't say, ask her why she keeps her name secret.

>>465667
Well, if it does work, the Goblin Queen will only know of it until the end of this loop, since she can't pass memories through the loops like Zirkala can.
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No. 465878 ID: c4e5c2
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465878

>Dumb zombie apocalypse plan
I assure you that with what I have learned of liches, a zombie apocolypse plan would be a dumb thing for a leader not to have!

In any case, to further the science of this abstinence potion, I keep track of how it goes up and down as I train during the rest of the fifth day. And of course, I then use the time artifact to move back to the second day after my much needed nap, and start training a few of the more auxiliary things.

And regarding that abstinence potion, I have noticed a couple things! Although at the end of the fifth day, less than a day ago in my time, I was feeling quite randy, I now feel exactly how I did during the second day of this cycle my first time through! It appears to be following a formula, but that is all I know for now.

Speaking of for now, it is near time for me to go to bed to prepare for the third day, and perhaps approach the goblin queen again if I wish! It may be nice to think of something to gift her as well, to further myself in her good graces this cycle.
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No. 465909 ID: 44f93b

>It appears to be following a formula, but that is all I know for now.
Have you been keeping track of the ups and downs? If you can get that information to someone better at math than you, perhaps you can get them to derive a formula you can use. If you can predict the swings in your libido, that removes one of the big disadvantages of being under this potion.
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No. 465910 ID: fa9f7e

>>465878
So... what would be a good gift? I think she already has enough money and sex toys. Something unique? Tell her a story with bardic music? Ask Tom if he could make you something cool in exchange for whatever?
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No. 465925 ID: f2c20c

>>465878
Check the markets. We've got dosh, so.
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No. 465948 ID: 629257

What about we ask Zirkala if she has something magical that would serve well here? Possibly something that gives us information somehow.

Best idea would be some kind of item of voyeurism, lets her scry on people nearby but also lets us scry on her from a distance. The two similar enchantments would perhaps let the latter effect escape her divining skills, but if not she may not even mind.

I doubt we'll find a thing so tailor suited to our needs though, but check with her first anyway. Failing that, hit the market.
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No. 466236 ID: 42c1c6

Lets go the morally grey route (No consequences, right?) and "gift" her our small, innocent kobold tailor.

Or if handing our kind to slavery is too reprehensible, we could have him make her some clothes at least.
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No. 466256 ID: c59939

We could always tell her the drake's name.
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No. 466257 ID: f2c20c

>>466256
Oh. MAN. That would be a gift, wouldn't it.
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No. 466266 ID: c4e5c2
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466266

I move over to check on Zirkala.

"Hello, Zirkala! I was thinking of giving a gift, but I am wondering if there are any magical implements that may help in this?"
>"Only generic enchantments, such as strength, speed and so forth."
"What about scrying devices that I may leave behind for you?"
>"Oh, things like that. Yes, I have a scrying device or two you may leave wherever, if you wish to chance being found out."

As for the market, they have most categories of things, and I would be best off seeking a specific type of item and working with that, then trying to peruse everything at once, lest I spend a great deal of time there! Then again, I could do that, as it should not change much between cycles. I will also look into getting the tailor to make some clothes, as I do believe I recall the goblin leader's measurements!
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No. 466290 ID: f2c20c

Getting her clothes won't impress her if she's already got a great wardrobe. Did her clothes seem high quality? If so, ditch that idea.

Hey, didn't she start a war over a hairpin? Get her a fancy hairpin. I'd like to point out that the scrying-item idea is not so great, because as we've seen, the Goblin Leader can detect magic. She'd see that it's got divination magic on it and be suspicious, 'specially since you told her you're the Lich's slave.
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No. 466293 ID: b33427

>>466290
How about placing a scrying enchantment on the fancy hairpin? Then have two enchanted items than could view through it; One to give to the queen, and the other to keep hidden. Then he could give it to the queen and say it's so she will always know where her hairpin is.

Well, if the Goblin Queen has a wardrobe packed with fine clothes already, how about getting an outfit made as a gag gift? Like a hilariously small thong and bikini top that's the same color as her skin, and a garishly colored wide-brimmed hat with an absurd level of frills and feathers to go with it.
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No. 466299 ID: b6edd6

Giving her a scrying item has some risk (since we used our hourglass already) would give us basically no benefit, since it would be reset with the time cycle.
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No. 466303 ID: ad13ca

Might as well ask if she plans on doing anything crazy on this loop that might endanger you if you happen to be ill informed.

Oh, and don't try to pull a fast one on the Queen. Despite her carefree nature, I get an atmosphere of intelligence and magical literacy from her. She's probably seen through the Drake's illusion, for example.

In fact, finding out what the Goblin Leader knowa about Doify would be good.
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No. 466511 ID: 45bccd

say... didn't we plan to tell some people the same tales every circle to improve our speechcraft? The last one I noticed we told a story was the little dog-cobold...
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No. 466638 ID: f2c20c

Hey, I got an idea about stealing the naga's bra. Instead of trying to sneak in and take it, we should steal it when she tries to fight Muo. Remember, if we let her poison blast reflect several times then finally break through and hit us, the reflection will leak into the blast and give us an antimagic boost bigger than what we'd get from drinking any antimagic water. If we are to do that, then we can't steal it before she fights Muo.

I think in order to fully break the cycle, we'll need to stack as much antimagic as possible. First we'd start with the 16k item and Ralex's hair, then get hit by the ultra-reflected poison blast and steal the bra. Then mix the bra with the goblin leader's hair alongside the tears, and that'll be a third stack of antimagic. This requires going to the swamp to get that poison resistance thing, and it requires figuring out how to snatch the naga's bra after the fight without making things worse for ourselves.

Of course, if we don't blast ourselves with the poison thing, we can get a guaranteed physical break by reproducing the previous time we got a physical break. The only new thing that we'd need to do is snatch the naga's bra after the fight.

I'd also like to find a third strong antimagic item that doesn't get us severely in debt with Zirkala! Then we could stop using the collar altogether.
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No. 466736 ID: 42c1c6

That would pretty much require us to kill the Naga, which might be an appropriate solution anyway, since she's going to be a problem in the future most likely.
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No. 466741 ID: 44f93b

>>466638
Actually, the final loop, we don't want to use the bra in the potion. Zirkala wants us to steal it for her, remember?
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No. 467856 ID: c4e5c2
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467856

>Didn't we plan to tell some people the same tales every circle to improve our speechcraft?
Yes, and I have been, in the commons, often telling stories around mid day!

The only gifts I can think of, the goblin leader most likely already has access to! Plus, I am all too skeptical of attempting to hand her a scrying device, given her aptitude for sensing magic.

>Get her a comically small bikini/thong
I... would give this thought points for creativity, but mostly gall!

After confirming that Zirkala has no intention on doing anything extreme this cycle, I head off to the goblin leader, foregoing any presents for the time being.

>"Well well, look who came back after all! What brings you back here so soon, mister curiosity of the night?"
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No. 467863 ID: dcd676

"Your lovely ass. I wanted more of it."
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No. 467870 ID: b33427

Use some of that etiquette you've been learning, and make an appropriately queen level bow before speaking.

"M'queen, after our extensively extended enjoyable "encounter," I realized I forgot to ask one simple question. One that, when I asked around, I was rather surprised that nobody else seems to know the answer to. Not even my "employer," which understandably piqued my interest. So I come before you to ask the question: "What is your name?"
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No. 467898 ID: e3f578

I want to ask advice on a greater challenge, well it's more that I would seek advice on finding one, if there is, of finding someone with a high quality magic resist artifact, I'm also collecting disposable types of body parts, such as fingernail clippings, hair, scales, etc. of the inhibitionless and the tears of innocents for magical study. I'm aware of a resist artifact in the naga's possession but seek an even stronger one, and the body parts of someone you would deem even more fearless, brutal as well as generous, than yourself, for the public only knows you as the top dog of being capable of doing anything with no fear. I have come to the conclusion that, if anyone would know that could possibly even surpass your grace, than that would be your grace. I also seek to merely visit, as you have requested.
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No. 467945 ID: f2c20c

Oh jeez, just tell her you wanted to spend time with her and get to know her better. Maybe find out how the goblin settlement works internally.

Don't be a stick in the mud and make this all about business!
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No. 467962 ID: c4e5c2
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467962

"Milady, I came back merely to spend time with you, which I would have done even if it were not requested of me! There is one question, however, that I must ask!"
>"Go onnnn."
"What would your name happen to be?"
>"Now that, there, is a very personal question!"
"Ah, may I ask why that is?"
>"Don't remember, but the why's not important, important thing is that it stayed that way. I don't tell my name to just anyone! Just call me leader. Or master. Something like that, there's like 20 words of that sort. Take your pick."
"Then I can't help but feel that that is a challenge to learn it! Nevertheless, it must be a great challenge to gain so much favor. I was thinking of giving you a gift, but realized that there must be nothing I could get that you do not already have access to!"
>"Hah! Not a bad head on your shoulders, I'd bet the farm that's correct. I could get anything within 20 miles of here!"
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No. 467964 ID: c4e5c2
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467964

".... anything, milady?"
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No. 467965 ID: c4e5c2
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467965

>"Any. Thing."
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No. 467969 ID: dc2631

Oh, now she's asking for it.
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No. 467972 ID: f2c20c

>>467965
Niiiiice. Ask her what the most powerful antimagic item is around here. If it's the naga's bra, ask about the second most powerful.
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No. 467977 ID: c4e5c2
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467977

"What's the most powerful anti magic item around here?"
>"We've got a nice tiara, if you mean my territory. Elsewhere? Commons has some solid stuff, but the naga leader's got a hell of a bra."
"About... such and such big, would you say?"
>"Haha, you scamp. Yes, that's the best one I know of. Stupidly good."
"And the second best?"
>"Hell if I know, maybe my tiara. Maybe the lich has something in her dungeon. For all I know something even better than the bra, but how that naga got something like that I don't know."
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No. 467978 ID: f2c20c

Ask if you could borrow the tiara, in a few days(day 5). You can promise she'll get it back afterwards. She is free to ask something of you in return.
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No. 467982 ID: e3f578

>>467977
And the knowledge of the most inhibitionless? I know mi'lady has no fear, and is both unprejudiced to being generous or mercilessly cruel when the situation calls for it, and may qualify for the title herself. I know of a few a step below your magnitude, Dandy in these territories is one I know of, but you know, maybe with your information networks you could even locate one that is positively godlike in their lack of inhibition. I'd like a favor in locating such a person, if I may. Perhaps in exchange of another favor of equal worth?
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No. 467985 ID: e3f578

>>467982
To be clear here, which I forgot to add, is that we know already what she knows now, but I'd like to give her a few days to locate the information, if any. She has reach and power, and can procure information for us.
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No. 468010 ID: c4e5c2
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468010

"I don't suppose you would be willing to part with the tiara for a few days? I will return it to you then, and you're free to ask me something in return! That is, unless you were willing to try your hand at procuring the naga's bra?"
>"Is that a dare I sense? You know me well, after all. Yeah, I'd go for her bra, why not."
"Also, I am seeking those who may have low inhibitions, for... reasons! You have no fear, both unprejudiced to being generoud or cruel, and may be the greatest individual who fits that description! But I don't suppose, at the risk of taking advange of your unprejudiced hospitality, you would learn of one who may be even moreso, short of a god of the very word inhibitionless?"
>"What? That sounds like the most boring, inane thing I've ever heard of. No. Don't even know what I'd tell my minions. "Go forth and find someone who does what they like!" The smart ones would just bring me a mirror. I'll get you that naga bra, Story Seeker, just to prove a point, but you must do something for me!"
"That is?"
>"Be my slave, for, let's say, 2 days or so, since that's about how long you'd hold my interest as a slave and not a 'bold that comes here on his own volition."
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No. 468012 ID: f2c20c

We have two days to spare. Deal.
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No. 468026 ID: cee0ad

Sure let's do this.
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No. 468028 ID: c4e5c2
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468028

"Deal!"
>"Good, good, then first... come closer, I already know what you're going to do for me. No, get closer, idiot, don't act all shy after last night! Your first order of business..."
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No. 468031 ID: c4e5c2
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468031

>"Steal the naga bra for me."
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No. 468032 ID: f2c20c

>>468031
Laugh, and say that's a pretty good joke.
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No. 468033 ID: 3338b5

Oh, that's not so bad. We intend to steal that in a future loop for Zirkala. So practice stealing it this time is fine.

Agree, with overblown confidence.
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No. 468036 ID: 04b86a

That's simply devious. I like it.
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No. 468045 ID: beeca1

>>468031
"Sure. Anything else? Want me to bring the rest of her, bound and gagged? Book of spells? First-born child, which I can provide in about nine or so months if she doesn't already have?"
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No. 468046 ID: 0c2247

>>468031
Grin. She just outwitted herself.

"Clever.
I'll do my best, Mistress. But it is my duty to inform you that had I been capable of such a feat I would have acquired the bra before I arrived here. Mistress might wish to consider other options to avoid defaulting on her agreements.
By your leave."
Bow and walk away.
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No. 468048 ID: beeca1

>>468046
I refuse to become Dobby.
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No. 468049 ID: c59939

You got outwitted. Man up and get that bra.
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No. 468051 ID: beeca1

Also, I hate to ask this, but... is,

"X, get me item Y"

"Fine, Z, but only if you do me a favor"

"k"

"Get me Y"

considered clever? At all? It honestly seems lazy. It's like saying you can out-lie anyone and then replying "I believe you" to anything anyone says. It works, but it doesn't demonstrate and real skill or wit.


Perhaps complain about this and accuse her of being a poor sport?
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No. 468052 ID: 80926d

"Bwah! HA! HAHAHAHA! Tis but small task for me, but what might you suspect a poor old 'bold need with the best anti-magic artifact around? Truth, 'taint a light need or request."
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No. 468053 ID: b6edd6

>>468051
Sometimes the best trick is the most direct one.
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No. 468054 ID: beeca1

>>468053
So can we just punch her in the face, steal her bra, and claim that the naga was a lot smaller than you thought and it turned out she had multiple pairs, only one of which was magical?

Then she'll either have to go get the antimagic one or call bullshit and go over to prove we didn't get her bra. If the latter, then she might as well get the bra while she's at it.
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No. 468061 ID: 2d3a5f

She thinks she can do this to us?

She never clarified a time limit to do this.

Two days of servitude to her, one day of preparation for us and another actually stealing it.

We'll screw each other out of the deal.
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No. 468076 ID: e3f578

This may be our only chance to make and take the resist lotion, she may not let us leave even after the 2 days to take care of such business. It should last the next 5 days, so use her hair the the collar now to make the potion, and then apply it before you lose all of your possessions.
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No. 468078 ID: 629257

>>468046
Yes well, if we give her the bra we may learn her name. No skin off of our nose in that case, we have the loop to try it again later.

Only problem is this whole scenario would happen without the hourglass to pull our asses out of the fire with. Let's agree to do it and promise to have the bra for her by some day that is after the end of this cycle.
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No. 468080 ID: 42c1c6

Geeze, bit of a bitch isn't she? Then again, takes some real stones to come in and just ask the queen to get it for us. No, dare the queen to. I think we should focus our attention on getting her name, via any means necessary. She's not gonna remember us next run, and we are at the mercy of the not-abstinence potion to make this happen again, so getting her name is going to give us future-cycle leverage with her.

That said, I suppose considering we've played into this situation, we should go steal the damn thing and even bring it to her. We need to anyway. Wish we hadn't used most of our nice potions, we could use both invisibility and virility to make it happen.
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No. 468131 ID: 440525

>>468033
This.
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No. 468144 ID: b33427

Lean back and shake your head. "...I walked into that one, didn't I? Well played, m'lady. Though, if I could have stolen the naga arch-mage's bra myself, I would have done so already. What makes you think I could do it as your temporary slave?"

Since you're her slave now, perhaps she would be willing to loan you some of her personal resources to complete this mission. Some intel on the naga and their arch-mage, maybe? Or the use of the queen's mages?
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No. 468152 ID: c4e5c2
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468152

"Very well, miss leader! I will get that bra in a flash. It'll hardly be a challenge! But, I suppose you would have anything that would assist me in this escapade? Perhaps some interesting facts about her?"
>"You have my encouragement and belief in you that you can do it. But also my magic resistance gear. All of it together is prooobably enough to make you basically immune to basically anything they could cast on you. In fact, it was all made for me in the scenario that I do fight that archmage. Oh, and all I know about her is that she absolutely loves kep flowers, or so I hear. Want the antimagic clothes I've got?"
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No. 468153 ID: 886a4d

>>468152
Knowing your luck they are probably very feminine clothes indeed. Oh well say you'll need all the help you can get and take the clothes. Get em appraised by Rotfrost \ Zircala.
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No. 468154 ID: 3338b5

Hmm. If they were clothes specifically designed to be worn by you, would they even fit on me? We're not exactly the same shape.

Now, where can we find a good flower? We are underground...
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No. 468155 ID: c4e5c2
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468155

"I believe I will take them! But would they even fit on me? They're not quite the same shape."
>"Oh, they'll readjust, magic and all. At least a bit."
"And, how am I to get a flower? They don't grow underground, do they?"
>"Nope. They're pretty rare, and pretty far, sometimes they sell in the commons though."

They're certainly strong clothes, but I will still get them appraised by Rotfrost at some point!
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No. 468156 ID: 886a4d

Well try them on... then its off to the market to see what flowers they have. Preferably still planted as as a mage I bet she can keep it alive.
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No. 468157 ID: b33427

Swing by the Commons and check if anyone has potted kep flowers, or at least knows where they grow. And while you're there, try the anti-magic clothes on at the 'bold tailor's so she can make some temporary, non-destructive, alterations to make them fit better. Oh, and also check with Rotfrost on if she has kep flowers, or knows where to get them.

So how you're gonna do this? Midnight pantie raid on the arch-mage's chambers through that escape tunnel, and hope she sleeps topless? That sounds quite risky when you don't have your hourglass backup. Her chamber is almost certainly warded to the rafters. Perhaps Zirkala or Rotfrost has something to bypass or hide yourself from wards and such detecting spells for a short while.
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No. 468159 ID: 3338b5

>>468157
>How we gonna do this?
Charm offensive, of course.
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No. 468160 ID: c4e5c2
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468160

I wish the goblin leader well, and head to the kobold tailor to see about getting the clothes resized.

>"Snrrrk but Story Seeker they already fit so well!"

They.... they do fit more snugly than I am comfortable with! The leader wasn't kidding about the magic refitting!

"Right, well... I'm looking for a kep flower! I don't suppose you'd know anything of the sort?"
>"Oh, yeah! There were a bouquet of them in the commons, uh, yesterday morning I believe. But they were bought by some handsome naga guy."

Hm. That would be the morning of the second day.
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No. 468163 ID: 2d3a5f

Considering that the Goblin Leader hasn't worn anything but casual wear, I am somewhat dubious of what these garments were designed for now.

There is a distressingly high chance that they are just fetish wear she pushed on you as a joke, anti-magic or not.
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No. 468166 ID: beeca1

>>468163
Pretty much. Also, buy some pants to go over the skirt, it'll save embarrassment and I'm sure the cutebold could use your patronage.
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No. 468167 ID: 8b9215

We need a big fully body obscuring cloak so we can move normally without everyone seeing this, then whip it off all dramatic like and attack the naga while she is on the ground laughing.
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No. 468172 ID: 3338b5

>But they were bought by some handsome naga guy
Ooh. She already has a suitor. If we want to use a charm offensive to get access to the bra, we'd have to start earlier in the loop.

I guess this time around we'll have to try the sneaky theft approach.

...the sneaky, adorable cross-dressing fetish outfit thief, approach. *snerk*
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No. 468176 ID: 479f59

if this is really bothering you... can't you just waer some bulgy dark cloak over it or something?
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No. 468177 ID: c4e5c2
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468177

I do question the goblin leader's... motives behind this, but I can't do much about it for now! I get a trenchcoat from the tailor to cover myself, although for the time behind I think I will simply change back, until it is time to go to the naga's place!

"Thank you, miss tailor! Now, I must be off."
>"Goodbye!"
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No. 468178 ID: c4e5c2
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468178

I stop back at Zirkala's to get all of these clothes appraised and perhaps take the anti magic potion! After changing back.

>"... what are you doing, Story Seeker? I thought you were going to raid the naga's private wardrobe, not the goblin's." Zirkala says.
>"The tiara is the best of the bunch!" explains Rotfrost. "It is mildly better than Zirkala's item, but not so good as the bra."
"I am going to raid the naga's soon! Although I am still thinking of how to manage such a thing, I am also in the market for a Kep Flower."
>"Ah, those? They are not so rare, in lands far away. Unfortunately for you, I don't believe they will be around. Still, it won't hurt to check the market." says Zirkala.
"Right! Also, I am thinking that the naga's place would be terribly well defended."
>"Yes. Rotfrost, be a dear and make it up to Story Seeker and make him some potions of speed or strength or something like that. I don't know. What kind of potions do you want for this anyway?"
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No. 468179 ID: dc2631

Well, if we're all sneaky-like, wouldn't nondetection be best?
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No. 468184 ID: b33427

Does Zirkala have a ring or amulet of Blink? The kind that does point-and-shoot short range teleportation? That'd be helpful for sneaking around. Otherwise, a potion of speed, and a potion that grants an aura of silence, to move quietly, would be good. Is there one that'll blur SS's appearance or one that'll "chameleon" him and whatever he's wearing as well, to blend in?

I wonder if the nage arch-mage's suitor has already given her the bouquet of kep flowers. 'Cause if he hasn't, then perhaps seeking him out and replacing that bouquet with one of common flowers that has an illusion of kep flowers over it would be a way to go. He presents the bouquet to the arch-mage, gets chewed out for it, then Story Seeker comes slightly later with the real deal. I just don't know what to do after that point, though.
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No. 468188 ID: 3338b5

Possible potions:

Speed, stealth, move silently, dexterity, etc. Anything in that realm would help with theft. Invisibility probably isn't worth it- any good mage can penetrate that (if nagas don't have intrinsic see invisible).
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No. 468221 ID: b062ca

Potion of sex appeal.

Make yourself absolutely and utterly irresistible.
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No. 468222 ID: f2c20c

>>468178
Healing, speed, maybe levitation.
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No. 468262 ID: d4ad1a

>>468221
The tights should help with that.
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No. 470736 ID: c4e5c2
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470736

"Do you happen to have any rings or the like, for the spell Blink? Some point and shoot teleportation?"
>"As a matter of fact, I do. It only has 3 charges, but has a range of around, oh, 50 meters."
"Then if I may borrow that, I would appreciate it! Also, any potions of speed, stealth, non detection, anything like that would be appreciated as well."
>"Hm... I have one of silent moving, and will give a healing potion as well. Ah, perhaps I have the ingredients for rotfrost to make a speed and levitation. That will be four potions, then."
"Thank you! Secondly, from what you know of the Naga layout, is their front well defended?"
>"Yes."
"Then I believe I will take the back route!"
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No. 470737 ID: c4e5c2
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470737

After getting another invisibility rebuff from miss Drake, I head through the back tunnels. There are still, however, some guards even at the backdoors!

Theoretically, I should be invisible and all silent, but I may want a backup plan in case it falls through. That, or I can simply run through and hope for the best!
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No. 470739 ID: f2c20c

The backup plan is to teleport behind them.
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No. 470768 ID: 70c0f2

Hmm. Don't nagas have intrinsic see invisible, though?

Let's try sneaking past, see what happens. If you're challenged, you can try to talk your way past them. Running is a last resort.
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No. 470772 ID: 4a328b

Walk past like nothing's up. Don't act like you're sneaking, in case they can see invisible~
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No. 476914 ID: c4e5c2
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476914

Walking on through~
Right by you~
Resisting the urge~
To make a mischievious splurge~

No, seriously, they can't see me at all. Just walking by without doing anything feels like it is wasting a childhood's dream of being invisible for a day.
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No. 476915 ID: c6ec33

Stroke the end of her tail with your tail. Make it seem like the other naga.~
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No. 476916 ID: ec6d4c

>Just walking by without doing anything feels like it is wasting a childhood's dream of being invisible for a day.
You can cause some kind of trouble inside. It's not worth screwing around with the guards, that's wasting the dream of sneaking in. :V
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No. 476918 ID: e4b3f0

Don't worry, you can mess with them next loop; maybe even multiple times if you have the hourglass and you get caught. But after you learn the patrol routes and how to best get the objective.
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No. 476919 ID: 27c6d7

>>476915
This is a good idea, it's unlikely to give you away and may actually end up keeping the guards distracted with eachother for a while. Just don't strip those nagas, Story Seeker. Don't do it. That would be a ridiculous thing to do.
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No. 476957 ID: c4e5c2
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476957

>Touch your tail to hers
Simple! The least chance of discovery! Effective! I touch tails.
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No. 476958 ID: c4e5c2
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476958

... success! I will move on before I see how this unfolds. My imagination almost certainly paints a more vivid picture than the disappointment I would behold should I stay! Also in case they get wise to an invisible intruder.
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No. 476959 ID: c4e5c2
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476959

Upon reaching my destination to enter the naga keep, I stop a moment to redress myself using the Queen's... magic resistant clothes. This backdoor leads to a small, unassuming study of sorts that I could gather. Unfortunately, I cannot think of a manner of entry that would keep myself hidden!
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No. 476962 ID: ec6d4c

Try pressing your ear against the trapdoor- listen to see if you can tell if anyone is in the room.

Possibly boost what you can hear with bardic magic. Sound amplification must be a pretty basic spell in that school, shouldn't it?

...although it's not like naga have footfalls you can hear. You might still be pick up on creaking floorboards, speech, breathing, etc. that would indicate an occupied room.
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No. 476966 ID: d10f72

>>476962
Agreed.
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No. 476978 ID: c4e5c2
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476978

>Put your ear to the door. Sound amplification must be a pretty basic spell in that school, shouldn't it?
Why yes it does! Although normally it is for my own sake to be heard more, it should not be too hard to flip it in reverse maybe.

I hear a little bit of a floor creak. No speaking or heavy movements, though! Just rhythmic breathing. Like someone is sleeping in there.
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No. 476980 ID: ec6d4c

Right. Turn off enhanced hearing before you get accidentally injured by a loud noise later.

We can probably get past someone sleeping without waking them. Unless the trapdoor is right under the bed (or whatever naga sleep on). ...and under the bed is actually a pretty good place to hide your trapdoor.

Try lifting the trapdoor carefully. Is there any weight on it?
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No. 476981 ID: b33427

Well, that could be a napping naga, a sleeping pet or animal, or a naga that's reading really intently without turning pages. No way to tell without opening the hatch. Do so slowly to see if anything is on it, and just enough that you can peek through the crack.

Could you double-reverse that sound amplification spell so it deadens sound, then place it on the hatch? 'Cause squeaky hinges are the classic foil in these kinds situations.
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No. 476983 ID: 35037c

Well, peek in. It could be sleeping naga, with silent guarding naga, or just the sleeper. But I guess ther is only one way to find out.
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No. 477016 ID: c4e5c2
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477016

>Could you double-reverse that sound amplification spell so it deadens sound, then place it on the hatch?
I cannot! Yet, anyway, I am certain I would be able to do such a thing with practice. But as of now, no.

I open the hatch, which luckily has been well oiled. Although it is heavy, I do not think there is undue weight on it. On opening it a crack, I see this hatch was placed underneath a rug of all things! But only on the edge of the rug, and I still don't need to open it much to squeeze on through.

Looking around, I find that the naga is sleeping while reading books! A luxury I am jealous of, to be sure. This room is quite as small as I remember, a very unassuming place for such a critical trap door.
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No. 477101 ID: f2c20c

>>477016
What's she reading?

Also, how far do we have to go until we get to the target? Also, do you know if the bra will become invisible as soon as you are carrying it, or if everyone will see a floating bra?
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No. 477129 ID: c4e5c2
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477129

>Do you know if the bra will become invisible as soon as you are carrying it, or if everyone will see a floating bra?
Invisibility does cover things I am covering and wearing! Unless there is something wrong about that bra, it will be fine.

>How far do we have to go until we get to the target?
If I remember correctly, outside this door is a small flight of stairs, that leads to the archmage quarters. All in all, it is very short!

>What's she reading?
It appears to be a diary. Normally I would not peruse, but I had to read a couple lines to see what I was reading! And that piques my interest, as the line I read is Sister enjoys her flowers so much. I hope she doesn't make a decision on a man just because of flowers.
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No. 477133 ID: ec6d4c

>Unless there is something wrong about that bra, it will be fine.
...something wrong, like say, it being an extremely powerful magic resistant artifact? That might resist, say, magic invisibility?

>diary.
Hmmm. Sounds as if the naga mage is quite taken with that gift of flowers then! We may be able to use than information in the future.

Alright, let's start sneaking around. Watch for the naga mage- if there's anyone here who might see through your invisibility, it's her.
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No. 477134 ID: f2c20c

>>477129
Another mention of those flowers...

Maybe we can buy the flowers early next cycle, to get in good with the naga archmage and steal her bra that way instead of relying on invisibility? Maybe if we build enough of a rapport with her we could get her to voluntarily do the Tom-bounce antimagic boost thing. Maybe even with a spell that isn't so super-deadly that it requires a trip to a dangerous swamp to make a potion to counter it?

Of note, also, is that this is the naga archmage's sister. I wonder if we can use that somehow? Or even score a THREESOME, with SISTERS, if we play it right.
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No. 477182 ID: c4e5c2
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477182

>Unless there is something wrong about that bra, it will be fine.
>...something wrong, like say, it being an extremely powerful magic resistant artifact? That might resist, say, magic invisibility?
... yes?

>THREESOME
I think I li- wait, no, I must focus on the present!

>Go sneaking around
I leave the sleeping naga to herself, as I leave the room and go upstairs. There are a few naga along the way, but between all of my illusory powers, no one is the wiser!

There are hardly even doors blocking my way, just guards keeping their posts at open entry. It is extraordinarily easy to move on through to the archmage quarters. Maybe posing as a hairdresser would work better for naga, as their hair is often quite messy!
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No. 477183 ID: c4e5c2
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477183

And there she is, with what must be her suitor having a private chat.

>"But you, my darling, are the most beautiful flower of all!" I hear a male voice say.
>"You scamp, you're still on about that. We can't just hide in here all day, we have business to deal with."
>"Oh, our leaders are more than happy to bicker amongst themselves without you, and the slimes certainly are not a pressing concern. Let us converse, my sunshine!"
>"Very well, my not so secret admirer! Tell me about your trips out to foreign kingdoms." requests the archmage.

And converse they do. The male voice within continues to inject his tales of valour, somehow managing to still hit on her with such over the top abandon! The bluntness of it brings me physical pain! The arch mage does not appear to mind. Quite the contrary, she eats it up the more he dishes it out!
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No. 477186 ID: ec6d4c

Wow. We're getting a lesson here on exactly what to do if you want to try and woo the bra off the naga mage in future loops. We know what gift to get, how to present yourself, what to say...

We'd just have to make sure that guy isn't around to interfere.

As for this loop... how about we see how far this goes. If lover boy there manages to get into her lack of pants, you can sneak in, grab the bra, and get out while they're undressed and occupied.
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No. 477188 ID: f2c20c

>>477180
I think our best bet is to wait and see if he manages to get her occupied enough for us to sneak in and snatch/retrieve the bra. I am somewhat worried about her seeing through the invisibility due to being an archmage and such, though. The drake is very good at illusions but we don't know how the archmage compares to her.

You could drink the potion of speed before we go in, to prepare for the snatch if it comes to it.
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No. 477189 ID: b33427

>>477188
Potion of speed, and have the blink amulet on standby in case you can't move fast enough to get out before she reacts.

Once you actually have the bra, put it on. You don't have the figure to put it on in the right position, so tie it around your waist or on your head like a bonnet.

Do get a look at whoever that guy is while you're in there. From the sounds of it, he's from some other faction down here, or possibly even from the surface. Likely not a naga either.
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No. 477206 ID: e3f578

>>477183
You know, I think this loop might be a little weird for us. I have not seen a single male Naga whatsoever in these caves, and even if there's one actually in here from outside or a dozen or so, I think it's somehow more possible that that person talking to her is you from another loop, possibly it's the next time affect after we get enough time resistance, where don't merge at all with your past body. So not only do you have mental and physical tie travel, but space as well!

Quickly! Check! Make sure your not about to muscle in on yourself. Or wait, what if he's doing this to help you?
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No. 477209 ID: ec6d4c

>Not seen a single male naga
What? One of the two guards we snuck past was male. >>476958, >>470737. And the guard with the long hair we saw from the back and don't know.
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No. 477212 ID: e3f578

>>477209
oh nevermind then, I have terrible attention to detail
still I'd be surprised if there's a single other romantic in these caves besides story seeker, especially if all things it's a goddamn Naga.
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No. 477222 ID: c4e5c2
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477222

>Not seen a single male Naga whatsoever in these caves
There was one male taking guard at the initial entrance. Good enough for me to think that this loop is not breaking continuum or some such!

I take a look in once his tale wraps up.

>"My dear lady, I have saved heroes, bested champions and outwitted generals, but I have no doubt I have met my match with you."

Just in time. I think the bra is coming off...?

>"And none in the world or the stars can match your beauty." he continues.

I drink my potion of speed and put on my blink amulet in case things get bad! The bra is coming off. Yes.
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No. 477223 ID: c4e5c2
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477223

Yesss.
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No. 477224 ID: c4e5c2
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477224

Yes!

If only my mother and father could see me now.
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No. 477225 ID: 5d98c3

>>477224
You've been spotted. Jump for the window.
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No. 477226 ID: b33427

Aw. You didn't wait until they were in the middle of things and all distracted. Oh well, you still got the bra... That is the correct bra, isn't it?

Don't get too cocky. While you're now supremely protected from magic, you're not protected from physical attacks. One tail swing and you'll be flat on your face, so watch out. Now book it to the escape tunnel.

Also with the addition of the bra, not only your invisibility might be compromised, but your other magical items might not work either. You may have to ditch the bra to use them if things get hairy.
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No. 477227 ID: ec6d4c

You fool! You jumped the gun, and she's seen you! Why didn't you wait till she was more thoroughly occupied / distracted?!

Get out of there, ASAP. Blink if you have to, you're close enough to be constriction range of her.
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No. 477228 ID: 520da2

>>477224
Sooo, did the bra strip you of your invisibility?
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No. 477231 ID: d9b9dc

>>477224
If she does end up looking right at you, grin at the guy in bed and say 'she's all yours buddy' in a conspiratorial fashion.

If you aren't getting laid, nobody gets laid.
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No. 477260 ID: d4ad1a

>>477231
loooool
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No. 477263 ID: ad199c

wow, wearing womens clothing bra snatching after watching a woman strip. We are gonna have to spin this story a little in the retelling so as to not look like a total lech.

Maybe spin it as the work of a immature fraternity raiding the entire naga colony for their undergarments.
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No. 477267 ID: f2c20c

>>477224
Run for it! Use Blink immediately to get some distance.
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No. 477268 ID: 04b86a

Really? You just snatched it right out of her hand? I realize you're not a ninja, but if you're going to be that blatant you may as well have tried to force feed her some of the virility potion.
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No. 477866 ID: c4e5c2
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477866

>You fool! You jumped the gun, and she's seen you! Why didn't you wait till she was more thoroughly occupied / distracted?!
I didn't want to be rude and watch them get busy!

>If you aren't getting laid, nobody gets laid.
That is a particularly cruel line of thinking! In fact, I already spoiled the mood, I would say! Actually, that means I did the rudest thing by interrupting before they had a chance to at least have some... I jumped the gun after all!

>Sooo, did the bra strip you of your invisibility?
It did not! I expect that if not the arch mage herself, then at least the suitor is seeing a runaway bra.

Her tail flicks up, and that's a good time to blink away!
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No. 477867 ID: c4e5c2
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477867

>Is it the right bra?
Well, she apparently had her archstaff and is casting something--

FOOSH

... after being engulfed in what looks like concentrated fire and not taking so much as a scuff mark, I will conclude that I did at least something right and got the archbra!
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No. 477872 ID: c4e5c2
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477872

She is pretty fast for an snake, but I'm faster! I probably should not have looked back. Along with Zirkala, I, too, am wondering what she ate to get such ridiculous archboobs.
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No. 477873 ID: c4e5c2
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477873

Kinda feels like my foot shoulda landed on something here.
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No. 477874 ID: bf54a8

STAIRS! TUCK AND ROLL!!
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No. 477876 ID: e3f578

Just think, next time around you'll make the sounds "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr" echo throughout the caves. Dwarven steampunk motorboat engineers will be jealous of such legendary sounds; they'll be carved in the walls with envious faces over your head drowning in a sea of orbicular vibrating flesh for generations.
If there were a dwarven settlement in these caves.

Meanwhile, try and blink real fast downward. Or aim a jump and hope there's a nice piece of orbicular flesh at the bottom for you to motorboat this time loop.
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No. 477877 ID: f2c20c

>>477873
Time to use your physical training to avoid heavy damage and retain the bra.
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No. 477889 ID: 629257

HOLD DOWN HAT AND TUMBLE

...Why do lamia have stairs, anyway?
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No. 477894 ID: bdb3f8

>>477889
this is a valid question
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No. 477906 ID: 6cc859

>>477894
Servant's passage, maybe?
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No. 477913 ID: b6edd6

If you don't think you can make the tumble a use of blink should get you to the bottom safely.
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No. 477917 ID: c4e5c2
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477917

>Why do naga have stairs?
A question that only concerns me in how much more or less I would tumble, should this be a ramp!

>Blink again
If only it didn't have to cooldown! I will be able to cast it again in no shorter than 10 seconds, which I'm sure will be enough time to completely destroy the purpose of using it in the first place!

I clutch the bra as my life depends on it, and perhaps in a way that makes me go down faster as I tuck in roll than I would simply running.

That is, until the stairs make a turn, and the old railings don't hold my weight! My belt somehow comes undone as well, and my backpack flies off with the remainder of my potions and other normal supplies!
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No. 477923 ID: ec6d4c

Hmm. Did we lose any critical supplies? Maybe we want to break the hourglass and try that again, this time waiting till she's a little more distracted.

How's your landing look? Like it's going to kill you? If you don't have feather fall, or the agility / training to land neatly, you may have to break the hourglass midair anyways.
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No. 477928 ID: f2c20c

>>477917
Oh god. Can you try to grab the edge? Maybe use your tail to snag the backpack?
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No. 477934 ID: e3f578

I think this is where we should time travel.
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No. 477935 ID: 37aa84

clutch both bra straps and the cups should catch enough air to slow your descent.
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No. 477946 ID: b33427

And let this be a lesson to you: Never, ever, look back. ...Though those archboobs were a very nice sight. Let the thought of actually getting your hands on them next time loop drive you to survive this turn of events.

You're still under the effect of the speed potion, so you should be fast enough to swing the bra around the banister post with one hand, grab it with the other hand, and hold on. It held up those massive archboobs, so it won't break from just your weight. Try getting your foot under the handrail as well.

But if you're just not fast enough, all you can do is tuck and roll into the fall. Unless it's too far down to survive, in which case you break the hourglass now.
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No. 478066 ID: 54c7e5

"Use Bra as Parachute" has my vote as the best plan.
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No. 478095 ID: b53faa

>Use bra as parachute
this strikes me as a bit of a resoundingly bad idea, considering this bra scarcely has the surface area to cover your head with one cup.
My advice? Try and use the bra like a whip of sorts, use it to keep you from falling to your death.
Snatch the satchel, if possible, though we well understand it if it isn't.
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No. 478102 ID: c4e5c2
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478102

>Use the bra as a parachute
I think that I can take out the terrible ally out of this fantastically terrible idea, and give it a shot!

>Use the time artifact if needed!
I, uh... I already used that this cycle. After the night with the goblin queen, I trained for the rest of the cycle in the safe confines of Zirkala's place, then used the time artifact to go back time to go do the actually dangerous stuff because it seemed like the natural thing to do at the time?

>Use your tail to catch the backpack
It is out of hand's reach, so yes, my tail is definitely not a clumsily controlled appendage that most certainly won't -

whap

-knock another potion out of the backpack!
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No. 478103 ID: c4e5c2
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478103

Augh it spilled all over me!
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No. 478104 ID: c4e5c2
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478104

... the good news is that the bra makes for a fine parachute apparently somehow! I... I'll not complain, although I am already passing the door I need to go in to get out the back way, and the double doors open up to see a few naga coming in to see what the commotion is about. They have the visage of people who are not sure what they are supposed to look at.

And my archbrachute is carrying me past both, towards a featureless wall!
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No. 478105 ID: c31f72

Has it been long enough for that blink ring to recharge?
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No. 478108 ID: b53faa

>>478104
Well shit, nevermind then! I guess there might be some sort of air enchantment or some nonsense on there, couldn't hurt to get it looked at once youget it to our lichy friend!
However, that still gives us two problems: That potion is now all over your clothes, so it might be a good idea to try and wash them before returning them to your gobliny friend.
Second... well, from the looks of things there are too many to edge past without physical contact revealing your existence to the whole colony.
I suggest creating a distraction somehow, perhaps using your recent display of mild flame control to start up some mild ARSON somewhere!
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No. 478109 ID: b53faa

>>461983
and by recent display, I mean your little spark from about a cycle ago.
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No. 478112 ID: ec6d4c

You know, I mentioned this before with the gobo-queen, but there really should be a bardic spell specifically designed for fleeing from a bedroom. Would have come in handy.

>already used the time artifact for training
Whoops. That was careless of us.

Any idea what potion it was that spilled on you?

Can those naga see you? (Or the bra, or the potion you're soaked in?) Because from our angle, it looks like they're looking right at you...

>arson distraction
Might work. If the nagas don't know what they should be looking at, give them something to look at that isn't you.

>>478105
That could work, if you blink over and down to the exit you need.

If you can't blink, try to brace / absorb your impact with the wall using your legs. It's what you would do if you were going to hit the floor, anyways.
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No. 478130 ID: b53faa

>>478112
Actually, putting the entire force of a fall fro mthat height into your legs is a BAAAAAAD idea.
If you can, try to run or roll out of your descent.
If you have anything resembling a knife on you, try to use it to shred down a tapestry prince of persia style.
If nothing else it'd be REALLY DAMN COOL.
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No. 478163 ID: c4e5c2
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478163

>Blink
Ah, yes, that should be available before I hit the wall! And I cannot tell whether or not the see me, or simply a bra that is immune to my invisibilty branching out to held items. Perhaps mine did fizzle out, as some of them appear to be looking less at me and more up my skirt.

>Use mild ARSON
Unfortunately, that was just a burst of mana! Completely harmless, and cannot be used to ignite fires!

>You need Bardic Spell: Escape Bedroom
I will put this at top priority!

I use my blink amulet again towards the door, sweet, sweet escape within arms reach!
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No. 478164 ID: c4e5c2
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478164

.... the Blink amulet preserved my momentum away from the door! Nonetheless, I will make a fine landing still, and bolt for my escape.

I can't help but notice that the other nagas look to my floatation bra, then back up to their archmage.
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No. 478165 ID: c4e5c2
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478165

>..... "They're not THAT big, you idiots! Get him!"
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No. 478166 ID: ec6d4c

...time to run for it, I think. Put all that Ralex training to use, because your live depends on it.

Do we have bardic special effect magic, perhaps? Could we light up the room with something flashy in order to cover our escape?
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No. 478169 ID: 629257

Time for a mad dash to the exit. Remember if things get too bad... you're still invisible, and it isn't the end of the world if you ditch the bra to make a clean get away this time around. Practice has been acquired, as intended.

>>478166
Our magical ability still amounts to essentially nothing, stop worrying about it.
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No. 478223 ID: f2c20c

I think the bra is only working as a parachute because you spilled the Levitation potion all over you.

If the backpack landed nearby you can snag it, otherwise just bolt straight for the door, after getting the bra secured again.
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No. 478227 ID: b6edd6

We can try levitating to see if it was the potion, but I have another theory as to why the bra-parachute worked. I think that for both appearances and avoidance of chronic back pain, the naga queen has enchanted her bra to make things weigh less.
If this theory is true, than combined with our potion of speed we should be able to jump around like a flea.
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No. 478439 ID: c4e5c2
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478439

> I think that for both appearances and avoidance of chronic back pain, the naga queen has enchanted her bra to make things weigh less.
A fantastic theory!

However, the truth is much more boring. I simply forgot that I had a levitation potion on me, and that is what spilled on me!

I snag my backpack and run through the door where the archmage's sister sleeps like a rock even through the chaos! As I continue on, the speed potion doesn't fail, and I make one last blink to get past the two naga guards.

And now it is time for my victory trip to deliver this to the goblin queen!

>Animated
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No. 478440 ID: c4e5c2
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478440

After a moment is spent trying to learn how to land with this whole levitation business, I hold it out to her.

"Miss goblin queen! I have brought you the archmage bra!"
>".... yeah, okay, impressive. Alright, my name is Ka'xi. You're in good with me, kobold, now don't go telling anyone my name, otherwise it won't be a special thing anymore."
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No. 478441 ID: ad199c

I think this nets us a new ally. Knowing her name and (and other very intimate details about her), means that we don't need to worry on future cycles. Furthermore, I think with this surplus of magic junk we could probably just make a potion that will fix us anyway, if we wanted that.

Also, a hilarious ribald story to add to our collection.
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No. 478442 ID: e3f578

>>478440
cool do we get to keep it? Or can we just keep it for x amount of days until the next loop starts?
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No. 478444 ID: ec6d4c

A gentleman never tells!

Alright, we did our task for her (acquire the naga bra) in return for her getting us the naga bra. What do we have left to do this cycle? We might want to hang around in Zirkala's place so we aren't hunted down and killed by vengeful nagas.

Next loop, we can work on streamlining that theft. See if we can get the bra and not be caught in the act. Or we can try going for the flowers and wooing the naga mage instead. Although we'll need something to keep her normal suitor occupied, to keep him from interfering.
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No. 478455 ID: bdb3f8
 

the missing soundtrack to >>478439
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No. 478457 ID: 37aa84

>>478439
Anyone else hearing the BRODYQUEST theme while watching that? If only it were a bit longer it would fit perfectly.

Next loop we'll know to wait until their getting heavy into it before making the grab which should leave them distracted enough to keep us from being spotted, though if we asked the tailor which merchant was selling the flowers earlier we could buy them before the naga suitor does which could keep him out of it, the problem with doing that is she'd notice if we seduced her and then ran off with her bra so the getaway may be less clean that way.
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No. 478459 ID: 37aa84

>>478455
Ok so I wasn't the only one.
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No. 478472 ID: c4e5c2
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478472

"A gentleman never tells! Well then, I will not keep you, mi'lady, but I will visit you again!"
>"Don't make it too long."
"Earlier than you know!" I am certain that there is a better time related double message I could have given, but I suppose it is a loss on my part. "And thank you for the clothes, but I will be returning them, now!"
>"You looked so good in them, too. Oh well, I'll give you your other clothes back.

Since I am able to keep the bra this cycle, I suppose that I may be able to test a naga bra and queen's hair potion on its own, but otherwise I will train once again as usual for this cycle.
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No. 478498 ID: e3f578

I'm worried that might break the cycle though, these are the best two items in the caverns to combine, or are very likely to be at least. This means that if this DOESN'T break the cycle, you might have to leave the caves!
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No. 478506 ID: c59939

>I suppose that I may be able to test a naga bra and queen's hair potion on its own

Test them. It would be surprising if they were powerful enough alone to completely break the time loopamajig
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No. 478512 ID: c4e5c2
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Back to business as usual, training, telling usual stories and practicing my bardic magic!

On the fifth day, I make the potion, but approach Zirkala about if the strength may be too much!

>"I do not think the bra and queen's hair potion will break it alone, because the archmage did not bounce her spell and multiply the anti magic effects. I think once this test is finished, we will have a better idea of how much you need. Hopefully it is not too much."
"Hopefully?"
>"Bottom's up, Story Seeker."
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No. 478513 ID: c4e5c2
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.... not even close! It most certainly would need the archmage to cast her missile spell with Tom reflecting it back and forth on me!
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No. 478617 ID: e3aff6

Hmm, If we can get the bra we could theoretically just have Muo or someone wear it and create the bounce multiplying effect without the naga, though on the other hand Tom is involved and he might find that too boring.
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No. 478618 ID: ec6d4c

>>478617
Be tough to create the bounce magnifier without the naga mage throwing her spell in the first place though. This loop she's likely to be hunting for the thief, not attacking the slimes. Plus, she'll attack differently, since she expects us to be magic resistant.
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