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49362 No. 49362 ID: 5696d4

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No. 51182 ID: 7eda8b

Let's go into the potion store to buy high-powered stimulants. That'll sober her up!
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No. 51186 ID: 9e9b47

>>51180

Let's go and buy Sanya something nice at the market.
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No. 51203 ID: c42be6

>>51180
Head to the armory. Equipping ourselves for the journey is why we came here.
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No. 51205 ID: 5696d4
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51205

I know! I'll go to the Potion Shop! I'm pretty sure Sanya can handle herself with just a knife! She can do LOTS of stuff with it!

... Gee, I sure wish I can see those stuff over the counter.
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No. 51206 ID: 632862

>>51180
Armory. I hope you know her measurements, so you can get armor that will fit.
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No. 51208 ID: bffa2a

>>51186

Like a skirt... or a burkha at this rate. Armor and a weapon would be nice but can we afford any.
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No. 51214 ID: c42be6

>>51205
Don't worry, I got this. Red potions restore life, Green potions restore magic, and Blue potions fill up both magic and health!
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No. 51224 ID: 5696d4
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51224

One Green thingy and One Blue thingy, please?

... Mr. Dorf?

... Why are you snickering?

You obtained GREEN POTION.
You obtained BLUE POTION.

My inventory can only hold two more items. To the Armory!
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No. 51229 ID: 632862

>>51224
You should probably ask what they do, just in case.
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No. 51230 ID: 7eda8b

No. That's stupid. Ask him what they do.
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No. 51234 ID: 7eda8b

On second thought, forget it. Test out samples of both potions on Sanya.
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No. 51241 ID: c42be6

>>51224
You didn't take the Wisdom Stone, did you? You can't even hear us.
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No. 51248 ID: 5696d4
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51248

... Why do I feel like I'm ignoring some voices? Ahh well.

TO THE ARMORY!

----------------------

...

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUKKEN HUUUUUUUUUUGE- oh wait, there's a menu.

Sword - 200 Gold
Spear - 250 Gold
Wooden Mail - 200 Gold
Buckler - 150 Gold

"Sorry, shortstuff," the Elf shopkeeper tells me. "We're out of stock on the more advanced weapons and armors. Waiting for a PARCEL from Mr. Oak, you see?"
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No. 51259 ID: c42be6

>>51248
We only have 240 gold left, armor is probably most important. Buy the wooden mail, not that you'll even hear us.
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No. 51264 ID: 632862

>>51248
Well if they had anything better you wouldn't be able to even BUY it with 240 gold.

Just get a sword. You don't even have a weapon, do you? You use Sanya's dagger, she uses the sword.
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No. 51267 ID: 5696d4
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51267

WOODEN MAIL GET!

After three purchases, my gold is down to 40 gold. Better return to Sanya and give her the items.
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No. 51271 ID: 7eda8b

...

Okay, sure. Do that. Randomly give her some of a potion to heal her drunkenness. Either should work.
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No. 51292 ID: 5696d4
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51292

I can hear Sanya's voice a few steps away from the entrance. Better go insi-

"OH, GEZZONO! I'M *HIC* TICKLISH OVER THERE!"
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No. 51295 ID: 9e9b47

>>51292

Who is that? Defend Sanya's honor!
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No. 51296 ID: bffa2a

>>51292

Sanya, what are you doing?... You need that burkha don't you.
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No. 51300 ID: 5696d4
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51300

It's the Bartender! I imagined him spiking Sanya's drink; Sanya just wouldn't get drunk after only three mugs.

I pull out my bow and aim at him, but the way he's positioned, I might hurt Sanya.

... But if I let him hurt Sanya...

OH, TO HECK WITH THIS.

"YOU! STOP RAPING SANYA WHILE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER YET!"
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No. 51303 ID: 9e9b47

>>51300

Get 'em little dude. defend your woman's honor.
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No. 51315 ID: 5696d4
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51315

The bartender turns towards me, but he doesn't seem intimidated.

"... And what will YOU do? Point dat thing ya' call an'arrow and kill me?"

He lets out an almost-maniacal laugh.

"Face it. You're a Kobold. No one's really scared of your kind."
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No. 51320 ID: 9e9b47

>>51315

"I'll take out your other eye, pervert."
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No. 51321 ID: 7eda8b

Pivot around to aim at him without your useless girlfriend as a backstop.
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No. 51339 ID: 5696d4
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51339

"Here. My face. C'mon, you can do i-"
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No. 51340 ID: 5696d4
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51340

"-IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
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No. 51346 ID: 9e9b47

>>51340

Well, nice shot.

We might be fucked. Go see if Sanya's ok.
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No. 51348 ID: 7eda8b

Now steal all the money. Also, wake Sanya up. Give her a "health" "potion" to wake her up. (Surely it does SOMEthing.)
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No. 51365 ID: 5696d4
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51365

"... I might not be as strong, tough or agile as Gezzono or Sanya..."

"... I might not have any magic at all..."

"... I might be a burden on my friends..."
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No. 51369 ID: 5696d4
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51369

"... But if you hurt them, or insult my kind..."

"I WON'T FORGIVE YOU."
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No. 51373 ID: 45afb1

>>51369
Holy shit, thats not any energy. Thats GREEN energy! Thats the most powerful kind!
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No. 51375 ID: 9e9b47

>>51369

Well you got something in your head.

...let's go check on Sanya. Grab his money real quick.
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No. 51379 ID: 7eda8b

Wow, that was gay.

Give Sanya a pull from one of the potion bottles (not the whole thing!) to wake her up.

Or just slap her titties around until she wakes up and slaps you.
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No. 51384 ID: 5696d4
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51384

> ... slap her titties

Wait WHAT NOW?!

Ugh, my head hurts a bit. Did someone just torture me or something?
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No. 51387 ID: 9e9b47

>>51384

Your little kobold friend just saved you from getting raped by a dwarf by shooting his other eye out.

To put it bluntly.
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No. 51388 ID: 7eda8b

>>51384
Dramatically talk about how you killed the evil dwarf and saved her extremely green breasts from harm.
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No. 51393 ID: f44349

>>51373
GREEN? I thought it was mauve... no, no wait mauve was "dangerous."

>>51384
Right, yeah. What he (>>51387) said.
Also he had a pretty intense, green... head... glowy... thingy going on.
Might wanna look at what that's all about.
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No. 51398 ID: 5696d4
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51398

>>51388

Talk about what? To who? And whose breasts-

...

>>51387
>>51393

Oh yeah, I do remember fainting from something I drank... Did the Bartender do all this?

... I guess I should thank Murdelp for this, but NOT BY ANY SENSUAL MEANS LIKE YOU SUGGESTED TWO WEEKS AGO.

> green thing shining on Murdelp's forehead

What green thing? I don't see anything on his forehead.
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No. 51400 ID: 7eda8b

The kobold saved you from disgusting dwarf rape. The least you can do it let him motorboat you later.

For now, put a top on.
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No. 51401 ID: 9e9b47

>>51398

Meh it's not like you weren't enjoying the dwarf just a little bit.

Well, for now let's just give him a nice noserub and a "thank you."
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No. 51411 ID: 5696d4
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51411

>>51400
>>51401

Yeah yeah, I hear you. Just give me a sec-

"DID YOU SEE THAT AWESOME HIT?! I GOT HIM IN THE EYE!"

I look at Murdelp with a cold stare. "Shush, you..."

[CUTSCENE]
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No. 51416 ID: 5696d4
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51416

I place my hand in front of his face, rubbing his nose with my finger. I then smile serenely at him.

"... I know you're able to save me when I need it."

[CUTSCENE]
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No. 51425 ID: 5696d4
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51425

"Come on. We need to find Gezzono."

And thus I carry Murdelp on my shoulders as he squeals like a child. He may be "mature" in comparison to his kind, but he does not want to complicate everything with unnecessary paranoia and disturbance.

"WHEEEEEEEEEE!" he continues to shout.

[CUTSCENE]
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No. 51426 ID: 5696d4
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51426

"By the way, nice breasts, Sanya."

...
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No. 51427 ID: 5696d4
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51427

CONCLUDED.
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No. 51431 ID: 7eda8b

Boom? Did you just smack him for complimenting your appearance, after he saved you from dwarf molestation?

That is not cool.
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No. 51439 ID: 632862

>>51431
I think that was something exploding elsewhere.

FORESHADOWING!
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No. 51441 ID: 43d730

>>51439
Complimenting Sanya makes something distant explode.

...

Noserubbing equals murderous rage, compliments equal explosions...
There's eventually going to be a showdown where foreplay kills an entire army, isn't there.
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No. 51442 ID: 5696d4

>>51441

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/src/125392046986.png

Too late.
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