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50181 No. 50181 ID: fb5d8e

WHAT THE FUCK?!
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No. 50182 ID: fb5d8e
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50182

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CROSSDRESSING PUSSY THINKING?!
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No. 50184 ID: 7eda8b

I'M SHINY

SO SHINY

LOOK AT HOW SHINY I AM

GODDAMN AM I SHINY

SO SHINY

GODDAMN
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No. 50186 ID: d035e1

Throw it away, it's a stupid piece of glass, and your brother is a faggot anyway.
>>
No. 50187 ID: f4963f

FIND YOUR SIBLINGS
FUCK EVERY ONE OF THEM
GENDER IS IRRELEVANT. THERE IS NO GAY.
DRESS YOUR BROTHERS AS WOMEN. <3
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No. 50189 ID: 9e9b47

Well hey there buddy. How's it going?
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No. 50190 ID: fb5d8e
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50190

HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
This is my head, you piece of shit! I'll beat you up, pussy!
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No. 50191 ID: 9e9b47

>>50190

We're a ball of glass.

So what's your deal anyhow? Why can't you go to normal school?
>>
No. 50192 ID: f4963f

>>50190
Okay, sowwy. I'll keep the caps lock off for you.

But seriously, dude, what's up? Looking to do anything?
Or anyone? <3
>>
No. 50193 ID: d035e1

What's the matter? It reminds you of your brother's balls so much?
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No. 50195 ID: bd2eec

>>50190
EASY THERE MATE, CHILL YER LOINS
'OW IN TH' 'ELL YOU GONNA BEAT UP VOICES IN Y'HEAD, ANYWAY
NOW GO ON, TELL US YER STORY
WHY Y'AREN'T IN NORMAL SCHOOL N' ALL THAT
>>
No. 50196 ID: efa41b

Damn, your family is weirder than 58's.
>>
No. 50197 ID: d035e1

It's obvious that he's a fag. Look at his hair. I bet he goes to that special faggy boarding school.
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No. 50201 ID: fb5d8e
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50201

I'm here cos' I'm not A FUCKING PUSSY! Fuckers give me shit and I beat the shit out of them!
Then everyone complains to their mommies and I'm stuck at the Saint Mary's Board School For Troublesome Youth.
FUCK THAT SHIT!
Like some fucking nun with a stick is gonna teach me anything.
Now you gonna conjure up some cigs with your magical powers or am I gonna break you?
>>
No. 50205 ID: f4963f

>>50201
Woah, woah, easy there brother.

Okay, so you want to get out of Sissy Nun's School For People Who Are Too Awesome, right? Perhaps we can help.

What's your current situation? How far along are you?
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No. 50206 ID: 4553b2

>>50201
Now now, don't you go breaking us. You'll break continuity!
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No. 50207 ID: d035e1

Break it, faggot.

And I don't think they allow hair like that in a Catholic school.

I think you're in some faggy school for spoiled rich kids.
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No. 50208 ID: 7eda8b

We can conjure cigs, but first you have to take a chill pill.

Seriously. You have to swallow a mouthful of Xanax for it to work.
>>
No. 50209 ID: bd2eec

>>50201
We're fuckin' voices, man. No magical shit beyond you hearin' us in your head.

Now what is the major problem you are having? Don't wanna be at this school, got a girl you like, some other shit?
We've helped motherfuckers in the past before with bigger-than-life problems, we can certainly help you.
If you'll calm the fuck down, anyway
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No. 50210 ID: f78140

>>50201
we're not that kinda ball, shitstain. you want advice, we give advice.
you want cigs, we give advice on how to get em.
since you want cigs, here's some advice: go buy them. if you're too young, which you probably are, get a hobo to buy em, split the pack.
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No. 50213 ID: 9e9b47

If we want cigs let's go make friends with an older chick who can buy us cigs.
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No. 50215 ID: be098a

>>50201
Yeah, we can't create stuff.
But you should quit smoking anyway. :D
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No. 50216 ID: fb5d8e
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50216

Fuck! Fuck! Fine, I'll fucking calm down, but I want my fucking cigs. I smuggled some inside, but I lost 'em.
I didn't get punished, so it wasn't found by a nun, but they're still fucking gone. Fuck, this fucking shithole is too fucking small to lose something in.

I wouldn't know where to find people with cigs, and the girls are on the other side of the campus. Where the hell would I find an older girl with cigarettes?!
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No. 50218 ID: bd2eec

>>50216
Hey, are you talking out loud to yourself? Cause your roomie is in the room too, if you forgot.
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No. 50220 ID: d57673

>>50216
Who's that behind you?

And a guy like you is bound to have made some enemies around here. Want to tell us about some of them that might have taken your cigs?
>>
No. 50222 ID: 9e9b47

>>50216

The obvious answer is that your roommate probably stole them.

Can you walk around campus whenever you want?
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No. 50223 ID: fb5d8e
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50223

Fuck it, that shitstain knows I'll kill him twice if he gives me trouble- besides, he's reading the bible for some reason.

Uh, enemies.. Apart from the nuns? Fucking hell no, everyone is fucking scared of me! The only ones who might oppose me are this rumored gang, 'the Saints of Geneva', but they're all seniors and I haven't actually seen them.
It's said they hang out in the emergency staircase of the main assembly hall.
>>
No. 50224 ID: 7eda8b

Proceed at once to the emergency staircase of the main assembly hall.
>>
No. 50225 ID: f78140

>>50223
well then. cigs first. priorities and all that.
if you aren't afraid of the nuns, then just ditch the school and buy a pack. failing that, get a hobo to buy a pack, and split it with him.
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No. 50226 ID: 9e9b47

>>50223

Leave to do that, but peek over your roommate's shoulder to see why he's reading the bible.
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No. 50227 ID: 288ef6

Check the power level of the ball. It might be a little bit over 9000.
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No. 50230 ID: d1210a

Hey, just an FYI, but people expect others of certain age ranges to swear. If you go all quiet, calm voice on them, even when talking about how you are going to pull their teeth out and pop their eyes with their own teeth, people could find you more intimidating. The handy thing is, by doing changes like that, being a bit more subtle with your methods, you could maintain you dominance while looking like you are 'improving' enough that you get advised to go out into regular schools and shit.

Worth a shot right?
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No. 50231 ID: fb5d8e
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50231

Why the fuck would I be interested in that fucking bible? That piece of shit is probably just trying to imp-What the fuck.
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No. 50234 ID: d035e1

WELL GEEZE, I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.


Good thing you're in a school like that, at least others can teach you how to be smart, no wait, they won't.
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No. 50235 ID: d1210a

>>50231
Alright, give him a thump on the back for having this.

Come on, he went from absolute pussy to at least somewhat tolerable, right?

Anyway, use this as leverage to ask where your smokes could be and more about this gang.
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No. 50236 ID: 9e9b47

>>50231

Ask him what the fuck he's doing!

Also, did he take your smokes?
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No. 50239 ID: 8073a6

Go to a toilet. Use Glory Hole, receive smokes. Easy.
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No. 50240 ID: fb5d8e
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50240

>"HEY PISSHEAD, THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>"O-oh! H-hey Ken, I--"
>"WHERE THE FUCK'S MY SMOKES?!"
>"A-ah, about that, you see, I figured you'd get caught quickly cos of the smell, s-so I traded them for these, f-for you, ofcourse, because we are friends."

THE FUCK?!
>>
No. 50243 ID: d035e1

KISS HIM. IT'S YOUR LOVE INTEREST. LOOK AT THAT IRRESISTIBLE FACE WANTING TO KISS YOU.
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No. 50245 ID: 9e9b47

>>50240

You traded my smokes... for PORN? What are you doing, testing the porn to make sure it's porn? Give me that!

Ask him who he traded the smokes to anyhow! Does he know if you could trade for more?
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No. 50247 ID: 8ce2bf

We need 25 packs of cigarettes fast if we're gonna get to Ol' Sparky! Go to the gym and challenge people for packs of cigs.
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No. 50248 ID: 18212a

If that loser has any cool stuff, take it and trade it for smokes.
>>
No. 50249 ID: d035e1

Be a man, whore yourself out for smokes.

If you're gonna be a tough thug, you need to learn how to take it up the ass.
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No. 50250 ID: d57673

>>50248
Tell him we're returning the favor and "testing" the smokes like he tested the porn.
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No. 50252 ID: fb5d8e
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50252

>"THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU, BITCH?! WHO DID YOU TRADE IT WITH?! AND COULD YOU TRADE MORE?!"
>"Ah, ah, it was the Saints of Geneva. Please don't hurt me!"

FUCKING BULLSHIT! THEY'RE FUCKING TAUNTING ME!
>>
No. 50257 ID: 9e9b47

>>50252

Let's go to the stairwell.
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No. 50258 ID: 8073a6

Silly kid, why can't you just go to the store, pretend you're 18 and buy yourself a pack.

Or are you that pussy to actually do it.
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No. 50262 ID: fb5d8e
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50262

Shut the fuck up, shit-eater! If I could leave the campus I would be in fucking hawaii, you piece of shit!

Bulls-eye! There's someone on the third floor of the emergency staircase!
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No. 50263 ID: d035e1

You're a pussy.

You can't leave the campus? And you're not trying to fix that?

Hell, you're not a man, you're a babyman. You should run back to the nun to get your spoiled baby diaper changed.
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No. 50264 ID: 18212a
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50264

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No. 50265 ID: bd2eec

>>50262
Well you are there, tough guy.
Go confront the chick about getting your cigs back.
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No. 50266 ID: 18212a

Yeah, like I said. Hit on that shit, yo.
Sounds like we need to put the moves on that chick.
You do have the moves, faggot?
If you don't, try this line: "Hey sweet-cheeks, wanna go back to my place and bang?"
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No. 50268 ID: 8ce2bf

'Ey toots you got any fags?
>>
No. 50269 ID: 8073a6

I think a better pick-up phrase would be "Hey there! If you let me be your Vegetta, I will make your power level go over 9000."
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No. 50273 ID: 904da4

Oh man, this kid's gonna be a goddamn trial.
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No. 50275 ID: fb5d8e
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50275

The fuck you want me to say? Is this that 'calm is scarier' tactic shit? Fuck it.

>"Ey toots you got any fags?"
>"Huh? No.. You shouldn't smoke, you know."

THE FUCK?!
>>
No. 50277 ID: d035e1

That "Woman" sure looks like a man.
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No. 50278 ID: 904da4

>>50262

Also, I don't know if anyones told you this before, child, but if you keep using the same expletive over and over again, it becomes stale and eventually loses all meaning. Nor does it make you sound tough or hard. Just petulant. Cursing is a fucking art, you mongrel, so if you intend to do it so often at least learn to mix it up a bit. Consider this some friendly advice.
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No. 50283 ID: ed8d8a

>>50277
eh, could be. all these pinkos look the same to me.
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No. 50285 ID: 9e9b47

>>50275

I shouldn't be HERE in the first place. Are you the person who can help me get some damn smokes or what?
>>
No. 50286 ID: bd2eec

Ask her where she got the cigs from and how you can get some. Your roomie traded yours for a stupid porn mag.
>>
No. 50287 ID: d035e1

In that case. Pull the skirt up and check if it's a girl or is it a Scotsman.
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No. 50289 ID: 6faa8c

Hey, Ken, think for a sec. Wouldn't it be nice to have a gang of your own? You know, claim territory, take a little "I won't beat the shit out of you" tax (in smokes, of course) and you can beat the shit out of this other gang. Might be a little fun, Ken. What do you say?
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No. 50290 ID: fb5d8e
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50290

>"I'm not even supposed to fucking BE here, asstrain. Where the fuck can I get some cigs?"
>"Hey, don't ask me. I've never touched a cigarette in my life."

Fuck! What the fuck is wrong with this wench?
Hell yes it would be good to have a gang right now! I'd tear this place up.
>>
No. 50293 ID: 5ba271

Cunt punt.
>>
No. 50294 ID: 904da4

>>50290
She's trolling the shit out of you. You're gonna have to calm down and moderate yourself, since your trying to ask her for something.

Basically, which do you want more: Cigarettes, or to keep running your mouth.
>>
No. 50299 ID: 18212a

Cunt-punt.
It always works.
>>
No. 50300 ID: 9e9b47

>>50290

Look I don't wanna be here arguing all night. If you can help me out I'll help you out. If not, I'm gonna go and find someone who will.
>>
No. 50302 ID: d035e1

A gang? More like a gangbang.

That's the only thing you will get with your attitude.

Now stop overusing curse words and try to cease being a big babyman.
>>
No. 50303 ID: 6faa8c

>>50290
>Hell yes I want a gang!

Well, let's get this business over with and then we can get on with specifics, eh?
Let's go over what you want.

>Cigs.

Okay, cool. What does she have?

>Cigs.

Awesome.

Now, why would she give them to you? To get, you have to give. Maybe, if you seem reasonable, she'll give them to you free of charge. But being an asshole won't get you anything.


Also, mix up your swears a little. Trust me.
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No. 50307 ID: fb5d8e
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50307

Shiiiit--
If I can't cuntpunt her then what exactly SHOULD I do?
>>
No. 50309 ID: 7eda8b

Cunt punt.
>>
No. 50310 ID: 6faa8c

>>50307
Boobpunch.

Seriously, girls tell me it hurts like a BITCH.
>>
No. 50312 ID: 7eda8b

Hand us off to someone so we'll stop yelling at you.
>>
No. 50314 ID: fb5d8e
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50314

FUCK IT!
>>
No. 50317 ID: 1e512e

Take her lollipop and inform her she is now your girlfriend.
>>
No. 50318 ID: 6faa8c

>>50314
"Give me the cigs or you get the fucking goddamn boot again. If you really don't got any, just point me at someone who does!"
>>
No. 50319 ID: bffa2a

ಠ_ಠ ... jesys christ
>>
No. 50321 ID: d85aad

>>50314

Take the cig and twirl it in your fingers. So. We're not gonna have to do this again, right? My name's Ken.
>>
No. 50322 ID: d035e1

Now you're becoming a man! Now kick her for good measure and tell her to go to the kitchen!

You need your goddamn sandwiches.
>>
No. 50323 ID: fb5d8e
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50323

>"The name's Ken - And you're my girlfriend!"
CRUNCH
>>
No. 50324 ID: 18212a

Uppercut her chin for emphasis.
"I ain't listenin to any more lip from you, ya'hear? Now, bitch, where are my fuckin fags?"
>>
No. 50325 ID: fb5d8e
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50325

>"The FUCK, boy?"
>>
No. 50326 ID: 18212a

Wait... How are the teachers dressed here?
>>
No. 50328 ID: 6faa8c

>>50325
Well, we've already dug this deep...

>Fist, meet face
>>
No. 50331 ID: efa41b

No elephant this time...
>>
No. 50332 ID: d035e1

Punch her in the face few hundred times to make her look like a real girl instead of a man in drag
>>
No. 50336 ID: 1e512e

>"The FUCK, boy?"

"Sounds like a good idea. My room or yours?"
>>
No. 50340 ID: fb5d8e
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50340

Fist meets face--GUH!!
>"WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE, JUNIOR?!"
>>
No. 50341 ID: f4963f

>>50340
... give us to her. She's awesome.
>>
No. 50342 ID: 6faa8c

>>50340
Oh, right
Height diff.
>>
No. 50343 ID: bd2eec

>>50340
Get totally turned on by the fact she can punch you out.

This is your type of girl, man.
>>
No. 50345 ID: 7eda8b

Finally!
>>
No. 50346 ID: 7eda8b

Finally!
>>
No. 50347 ID: 18212a

"Is that any way to treat your boyfriend?"
If she tries to punch you again, kick her in the legs, knocking her down the stairs.
>>
No. 50348 ID: d035e1

Forget what I said.

You've just got hit by a girl. You are tiny babyman.

WWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Not big surprise.
>>
No. 50352 ID: fb5d8e
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50352

FUCK THAT FUCKING HURT JESUS CHRIST
Shit, let's taunt that bitch to make her lose her guard.

>"Is that any way to treat your boyfriend?"
>"LITTLE SHIT I'LL DESTROY YOU--"
>"What is going on here?"
>>
No. 50353 ID: d035e1

Obstacles.

Kill them. Wear their skin.
>>
No. 50354 ID: d1210a

>>50352
go by what she does. If she says nothing is going on, run with it.

Your fight is with her, you don't want distractions.
>>
No. 50355 ID: f98e0b

Ivar?
Rune?
>>
No. 50357 ID: d85aad

I don't care how sexy that was, I'm gonna beat the shit outta you.
>>
No. 50358 ID: bd2eec

>>50353
if you fucking touch them i will break out of this orb and kill you.
those fuckers' names are ivar and rune
don't try to take them on, they are two tiers above you, fighting wise
>>
No. 50359 ID: 904da4

>>50358
Who?

They look like massive faggots.
>>
No. 50360 ID: 18212a

Cry to them for help, and tell them she's beating you up for smokes.
Discreetly make a face at the chick.

No way in hell will she let anyone inspect her for bruises, so we're safe with that story.
>>
No. 50364 ID: e3c397

>>50352

"Relationship problems."
>>
No. 50365 ID: 904da4

>>50360
That is the biggest pussy maneuver I've ever heard. Ever.
>>
No. 50367 ID: d035e1

>50358

Who?

Those names sound faggoty too. More proof that killing and skinning them is the only valid option.
>>
No. 50370 ID: bd2eec
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50370

>>50367
i am filled with hate
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No. 50371 ID: fb5d8e
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50371

Shit no I'm not gonna pretend I'm a little pussy.

>"I-it was an accident. I don't wish my boyfriend any ill."
What? I'll play along with her.
>"Relationship problems."

You know these two? Ivar and Rune, the discipline team. Fuckers have quite the power on campus, and the nuns love them. But fuck 'em - if they were really good guys, they wouldnt be on this school. It's like they're just trying to make up for some past sin or somethin'.

>"Allright then. I don't want to see any fights. You know hitting a woman is the most coward move a man can make, junior."
>>
No. 50374 ID: 6faa8c

>>50371
"Like I'd ever hit a woman? Don't worry, guys. Nothing going on here."
>>
No. 50376 ID: e3c397

>>50371

"Whatever."
>>
No. 50378 ID: a1ac99

>>50367
Go read the old Mudy Quest threads. They used to be paladins that fell under the influence and control of a very evil lich.
>>
No. 50380 ID: 18212a

"Oh I wouldn't even dream of hitting a woman."

Once they're gone, say "You've a good left hook for a chick. Where'd ya learn that?"
>>
No. 50382 ID: fb5d8e
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50382

>"Whatever."
>"Hm. We would reprimand you two for making a scene, but we're currently looking for the Saints of Geneva. Just return to your dorms in peace."

Fuck, my mouth tastes like blood.

>"Oi, junior. Was that punch too hard? You're pretty tiny."

--THE FUCK?!
>>
No. 50383 ID: 4553b2

>>50382
"What, you worried about me? What's it to you if I'm hurt? I started it."
>>
No. 50384 ID: 192956

>>50382
"It was hard, but pain only removes weakness."
>>
No. 50387 ID: 18212a

"Pain is only weakness leaving the body."
>>
No. 50388 ID: a1ac99

>>50382
"It's mostly the height difference. You're probably older than me too. Even for that, you've got a nice left hook.

"Just... Look, sorry, I've been without cigs for a while since my roommate traded mine off for porn. I snapped pretty hard back there."
>>
No. 50389 ID: e3c397

>>50382

"Not where it matters, sweetheart."
>>
No. 50390 ID: 18212a

>>50389
THIS
TRULY THIS IS WHAT A MANLY MAN WOULD SAY
>>
No. 50391 ID: b8687a

"Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win."
>>
No. 50392 ID: bd2eec

>>50389
Say this except replace sweetheart with sweets!
>>
No. 50393 ID: 6faa8c

>>50389
YES
>>
No. 50394 ID: 6faa8c

>>50389
YES
>>
No. 50396 ID: 6faa8c

ALSO

"Good things come in small packages. Nice save."
>>
No. 50397 ID: d035e1

>>>50382

"Little man? I'm not babyman!"
>>
No. 50399 ID: fb5d8e
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50399

>"What, you worried about me? What's it to you if I'm hurt? I started it, and you ain't gonna win, knucklehead--"
>"You're my boyfriend, assretard. I don't want a damaged one, so keep that cute face in shape, capiche?"
>>
No. 50400 ID: 5d5878

Just so we're clear, she's not your sister somehow, is she? This question comes up extremely often.
>>
No. 50401 ID: d035e1

We're a pair already. Well golly gee, that must be a new world record!
>>
No. 50404 ID: e3c397

>>50399

Assretard? Is she even TRYING?
>>
No. 50405 ID: 18212a

"I can't keep calling you bitch in public. What's your name, toots?"
>>
No. 50408 ID: efa41b

Assault is clearly the most effective way of starting a healthy relationship.
>>
No. 50409 ID: fb5d8e
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50409

Assretard?! I-- I can't even get angry at that. What the hell?..

>"I can't keep calling you bitch in public. What's your name, toots?"
>"Name's Charity, bitch."

....

..Now what?
>>
No. 50411 ID: 276781

>>50399
Well, now you have to kiss her.
It's the rule, you know.
>>
No. 50412 ID: e3c397

>>50409

"Well, as long as we're together." Grab her and kiss her. With any luck, you'll catch her off-guard and get at least a good 2 or 3 seconds of macking before she retaliates.
>>
No. 50414 ID: bd2eec

'So...What? Y-you actually wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend...Or was that just an act?"
>>
No. 50416 ID: 18212a

"I'm Ken. Remember it, bitch tits."

>>50414
She'll rip your throat out if you show weakness.
>>
No. 50419 ID: cd08c0

>>50409
Now we can go and smoke cigarettes together and call each other assclowns and talk shit about the nuns.
It'll be romantic and shit.
Let's go find some wuss to gang up on and beat the hell out of together.
>>
No. 50420 ID: d035e1

>>50408

Apparently in Anime land it is!

Punch her few times more to express your true love and desire.
>>
No. 50421 ID: d0629d

Are you an idiot or something? Kiss her, you moron. Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck did you ever do before us. God damn.
>>
No. 50422 ID: 6faa8c

As the only woman in theis damn place who is even slightly respectable, she must be your co-gang leader. Your roomate will be your first patsy. Then we need some dumb muscle...
>>
No. 50424 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383487664.png - (41.67KB , 800x600 , 23.png )
50424

>"So what? You actually wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend.. Or was that just an act?"
>"Tch. You wanna break up already?"
>"Well, as long as we're together."
>>
No. 50425 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383489776.png - (41.92KB , 800x600 , 24.png )
50425

...
>>
No. 50426 ID: 18212a

DOO EET FAGGOT
>>
No. 50427 ID: 6faa8c

>>50425
Grab the back of her neck and pull her down, dammit.
>>
No. 50429 ID: 43d730

>>50427
Hook leg behind hers, to pull her forwards and down.
>>
No. 50430 ID: 276781

>>50425
Expecting hand on face/beating.
>>
No. 50431 ID: d035e1

Punch her in the stomach to make her bend down.
>>
No. 50433 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383574179.png - (40.73KB , 800x600 , 25.png )
50433

>"What the hell are you doMMPHH?!"
>>
No. 50435 ID: 1689ab

You call that a kiss? I'm sorry, I wasn't aware she was your fucking mother! Get that toungue going, drop a hand onto her ass and pull in real close. How fucking old are you! We've seen 10 year old girls pull off better moves than this!
>>
No. 50436 ID: 5d5878

>>50435
Wasn't that due to us anyway?
>>
No. 50437 ID: 1689ab

>>50436
Your goddamn right it was. She at least had some potential! Not like this cunt waggling faggot. You'd think this fucker's never kissed a woman before. Jesus Christ.
>>
No. 50438 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383623593.png - (37.54KB , 800x600 , 26.png )
50438

Shut the fuck up! I know how to kiss! I'll show you how the experts do i--
>UNGH!
>MMNGHH!
>UGH--!
>>
No. 50439 ID: 1689ab

Ha! See? Bet he pussies out after only one punch. Come on kid! You'll have to take a lot more than that to be a real man. Seriously, getting beat up by a girl? What kind of faggot ass pansy are you? I swear to god if you break lips with that chick we'll have you in a frilly little dress by the end of the week. It'll sure suit your girlyness a lot better.
>>
No. 50445 ID: 904da4

>>50439
Listen to this motherfucker. He knows how this shit rolls.
>>
No. 50447 ID: 18212a

Punch her back, and keep those lips on her damnit.
>>
No. 50449 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383749642.png - (36.27KB , 800x600 , 27.png )
50449

Ugh! I can handle a fucking punch, but she's trying to bring me down by choking me!
Fuck it, I'll choke her too!
Ngghh..
What's that clicking sound?
>>
No. 50450 ID: e3c397

>>50438

Return the favor.
>>
No. 50452 ID: 5d5878

>>50439
...we've accomplished that before, too.

Listen to this man, kid. He knows what the fuck he's talking about.
>>
No. 50453 ID: 904da4

She's about to cut yo punk ass. Back off.
>>
No. 50454 ID: b1d2c5

link to previous parts?
>>
No. 50456 ID: 1689ab

It's just a fucking knife. You afraid of a goddamn knife? Kick it out of her hands or grab her right arm or something. Jesus Christ, you really are new to this sort of thing, arent you? Knives always come out when things are getting hot and heavy. Havent you ever heard the term "Alls fair in love and war?" Goddamn. What a fucking wuss. I'll bet you she even manages to cut you like the bitch you are. Would suit you right for being such a pansy. Jesus fuck, why do we always get stuck with the useless pussy motherfucking cunts, huh?
>>
No. 50457 ID: 5d5878

>>50454
Both are in the archive, part 1 is in the Completed Quests thread and part 2 has a note as the first image, I think.
>>
No. 50461 ID: 6faa8c

>>50449
Bro, she's opening a knife behind you.
>>
No. 50462 ID: f1f4fc

>>50449
KNIFE!

Time to stop man!
>>
No. 50465 ID: b1e366

Grab her right wrist and twist like a bastard!
>>
No. 50474 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383859633.png - (53.29KB , 800x600 , 28.png )
50474

FUCK! I ain't scared of a fucking knife! I'll kick it out of her hands---
>>
No. 50475 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383862136.png - (28.69KB , 800x600 , 29.png )
50475

--FUCK!!!
>>
No. 50476 ID: f98e0b

Cushion her like a true gentleman
>>
No. 50477 ID: 82920c

>>50475
oh. Shit.

ROLL REFLEX SAVE.

OR DO A BALANCE CHECK.

YOU DID PUT SOME POINTS IN THE BALANCE SKILL, RIGHT?
>>
No. 50478 ID: e3c397

>>50475

Hold on tight.
>>
No. 50479 ID: 82920c

>>50477
damage halved on successful save?
>>
No. 50480 ID: 6faa8c

When you land, pull the knife from her grasp and close it.

"Ha! I think this is the start of a bea-yuuu-tiful relationship."
>>
No. 50482 ID: 1689ab

>>50476
Seriously. You may be a pansy ass faggot, but at least be a man about it and coushin her fall. Oh, I'm sorry, unless you want to be the pussy in this relationship. Cause thats how things are going to go if you let this interupt the lip lock. Hey, don't worry about it. I'm sure you'll look pretty for all the boys in your frilly little dress as you toss flowers daintilly while skipping along like the merry little cocksucking faggot you are. God FUCKING damn it! Why the flying FUCK do you need to be told these things?
>>
No. 50483 ID: bffa2a

When you land, pull the knife from your back and close it.

"Ha! It will take more to kill meeeee~" *whump*
>>
No. 50486 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383907382.png - (39.12KB , 800x600 , 30.png )
50486

THUD
THUNK
CRACK
>>
No. 50490 ID: 1689ab

Slip your hand on her ass while you fall, faggot. Do you really need these openings pointed out to you? Are you that dense? Fuck.
>>
No. 50495 ID: 6faa8c

>>50486
Way to take the fall, bro!
>>
No. 50496 ID: 063ff1

Ken, you need to- oh shit.
The little fag cracked his head on a stair.

YO! ESTROGEN SACK! CAN YOU STILL HEAR US? OR are you going to fade to black and end the chapter like all of those other goddamn fairy margarets? I swear, it's like the lightest tap on the head will knock any dickass out these days.
>>
No. 50499 ID: 760b86

Bad End
>>
No. 50500 ID: 82920c

>>50486
man, I bet like, god damn everyone could see her underwear right from up that staircase. God damn it, we are so missing some righteous panty shots right now.
>>
No. 50501 ID: 18212a

At least we found true love.

inb4 life in a wheelchair.
>>
No. 50504 ID: 82920c

>>50486
well, shit. If nothing else, this would all make one hell of a 'how I met your mother/father' story.
>>
No. 50506 ID: 063ff1

>>50500
Panty shot? Panty shot?! Are you some kind of fucking weak-kneed eight-year old who holds his tiny dick when he needs to piss? Ken doesn't care about /watching/ like some kind of little girl! He's halfway to IN there!
>>
No. 50508 ID: 82920c

>>50506
I'm just saying we're totally missing out some righteous panty shots right now man. We should set up some secret or cameras or some shit for these kind of occasions. They could happen ALL THE TIME.
>>
No. 50510 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383981311.png - (23.62KB , 800x600 , 31.png )
50510

-click-
>>
No. 50513 ID: fb5d8e
File 125383985957.png - (43.07KB , 800x600 , 32.png )
50513

-click-
>"It'll take more to kill me."
>>
No. 50519 ID: 063ff1

>>50510
Haha! Atta boy- wait a fuck.

WHO SAID YOU COULD TAKE YOUR FACE OFF HERS?!

GET BACK IN THERE, SOLDIER!
>>
No. 50522 ID: cd08c0

>>50513
Tell her you love her.
This is the most romantic fucking thing ever.
>>
No. 50523 ID: e3c397

>>50513

Bravo. Now get you and your girlfriend's asses to the nurse. Tell them you tripped or some shit.
>>
No. 50524 ID: 82920c

>>50521
no, wait. One last quick kiss, just a peck really, and then we make for the smooth exit.
>>
No. 50526 ID: 476456

Tell her you two should go out tonight, it'll be awesome.
>>
No. 50528 ID: ed8d8a

>>50519
I believe the point has been made. Time for a smooth and dramatic exit. Show how fucking badass you are and all that.
>>
No. 50529 ID: 6faa8c

>>50523
Well, we did trip.

It was just while we were trying to rape each other at the same time.
>>
No. 50530 ID: fb5d8e
File 125384017643.png - (27.79KB , 800x600 , 33.png )
50530

>>
No. 50531 ID: 950eaa

Just leave with the knife.
>>
No. 50532 ID: fb5d8e
File 125384022621.png - (27.92KB , 800x600 , 34.png )
50532

>"...I'm so in love~~"
>>
No. 50534 ID: 82920c

>>50532
:D

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>
No. 50536 ID: bffa2a

Or collapse on tits, that'll work too...
>>
No. 50537 ID: 1689ab

Are you dense? Pick her up, lean her back and tell her you fucking love her like a goddamn MAN. None of this pussy shitting around. Then get some more of those sweet ass cocksucking lips of hers while you drag her lazy ass to the school doctor. Tell him Ivar and Rune were fucking trying to rape her and that you goddamn saved the day. She says otherwise? What the fuck does she know, she hit her head falling down the stairs like the stupid bitch she is.
>>
No. 50539 ID: e3c397
File 125384036735.jpg - (13.25KB , 400x378 , High Five!.jpg )
50539

>>50532
>>
No. 50540 ID: 1689ab

Wait, are you unconcsious? You know who fucking falls unconcsious? BITCHES, thats who. Bitches after a good hard dicking. Get the fuck up you lilly fucking livered pansy ass sorry excuse for a man. There will be no taking the goddamn SISSY way out of this. FUCK! You are so much like your faggot ass brother it's unbelievable.
>>
No. 50541 ID: 6faa8c

>>50532
Fuck. Fuck.

CHARITY YOU BITCH TAKE THIS MAN TO THE NURSE RIGHT NOW
>>
No. 50542 ID: fb5d8e
File 125384066978.png - (73.82KB , 800x600 , 35.png )
50542

>>
No. 50545 ID: 82920c

>>50542
LEVEL CLEARED!

YOU GET:
300 XP
5 EXPLETEUMS
2 GARANIUMS
1 FAGORONS
1546 POINTS COLLECTED
0 out of 7 GOLDEN AMULETS OF GELRUD FOUND
0 out of 3 TREASURE CHESTS FOUND
0 out of 23 RINGS OF FREDRICKSON FOUND
0 out of 1 SCEPTERS OF HELDERSON FOUND

GO GO ROMANTICAR!
>>
No. 50550 ID: 43d730

>>50545
FUCKING SCEPTER OF HELDERSON
>>
No. 50752 ID: 099247

Just swinging by on my lunch break to say this is fucking brilliant, a most righteous bump indeed
>>
No. 50774 ID: fb5d8e
File 125389858560.png - (175.10KB , 800x600 , student-roster1.png )
50774

>>
No. 50775 ID: c8a84a

>>50774
And what are their powerlevels?
>>
No. 50776 ID: 1bd9d4

>>50774
Reminiscent of a silver age super hero bio.

>>50775
I don't think this quest works like that.
>>
No. 50780 ID: fb5d8e
File 125390170490.png - (41.78KB , 800x600 , 36.png )
50780

Twenty bucks.. A toothpick.. Hmm, some porn. That will have some trading value.
...Huh-- What the hell is this?
>>
No. 50781 ID: fb5d8e
File 12539017381.png - (88.56KB , 800x600 , 37.png )
50781

Why would he carry such a thing?
>>
No. 50782 ID: c80cec

Sup, toots?
>>
No. 50783 ID: 4553b2

>>50781
We're a gift from his brother. Be gentle.
>>
No. 50784 ID: 43d730

>>50781
BECAUSE OF ITS INCREDIBLE ARCANE POTENTIAL, WENCH!

NOW, THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE DEMANDS CURRY!
>>
No. 50785 ID: e4190e

>>50781
Maybe he just likes to grip an orb every now and then~
>>
No. 50787 ID: fb5d8e
File 125390221841.png - (44.10KB , 800x600 , 38.png )
50787

Huh.. If his brother cares that much about him I wonder if he's going to worry about his injuries too.

Curry sounds good, but the school cafeteria doesn't serve such things.
>>
No. 50788 ID: d1210a

>>50781
hey Charity, how are you?

We are a huge, argumentative collective of disembodied souls, and we pass eternity advising whoever holds us.

Well, not entirely accurate, but close enough.

So, what's going on?
>>
No. 50789 ID: 4553b2

>>50787
We can't eat curry anyway, >>50784 is an idiot.

Well, you seem to have bandaged the kid up well enough. You really gonna go through with this boyfriend thing?
>>
No. 50790 ID: 1bd9d4

>>50787
Yeah, his brother would worry. He's not too likely to find out though.
>>
No. 50791 ID: fb5d8e
File 125390272252.png - (43.10KB , 800x600 , 39.png )
50791

A mass of arguing voices doesn't sound that far from home.
I'm just seeing if this kid has anything worth nicking.

Ofcourse I didn't bandage him. You think I'm some kind of shitpulling nurse? The nun did it.
I'm just here cos' he's my boyfriend--So yes, I want him to remain my boyfriend. I like that fiery personality of his.
>>
No. 50793 ID: e4190e

>>50791
You realize you're about three years older than him, right?

And yeah, nothing much worth taking.
>>
No. 50794 ID: d1210a

>>50791
Remember how he came looking for cigs in the stairway?

He was doing that because right now he has nothing worth stealing, and was hoping to take some stuff from other people.

You know, the usual.

Anyway, that was an... interesting moment you had with him in the stairwell, right before you both fell, wasn't it?

One might think you are a bright-eyed, nervous little girl (when it comes to relationships) under the apathetic and violence-inclined exterior.

So.... probably shouldn't steal from him, since he has nothing of value.

...But then, you knew that, didn't you? This is just an excuse to touch him, isn't it?
>>
No. 50796 ID: c80cec

>>50791
Are you picking your nose? Stop that, it's gross.
>>
No. 50797 ID: d57673

>>50791
Well maybe you should do a gesture. Guy's hurt, after all. Know where we could get cigs for him?
>>
No. 50799 ID: e4190e

Take the money and porn, leave him one cigarette.
>>
No. 50800 ID: 728150

>>50799
Make it smell fishy before you leave it.
>>
No. 50801 ID: fb5d8e
File 125390380442.png - (43.30KB , 800x600 , 40.png )
50801

I guess I'm not all tough. I gotta admit my heart was racing pretty fast when he kissed me... and he knew just how to respond to my violent response.
Deep inside I'm a girl like any other, you know? I just want a strong assertive boyfriend to take care of me..

Hmmm, Ken..

...I don't have any cigs, but I can trade this porn for some with the Saints of Geneva or some smugglers.
But yeah Im keeping the money for myself.
>>
No. 50806 ID: d57673

>>50801
Well let's get some cigs from the Saints of Geneva, then. It'll be a nice surprise.

Actually any chance you have a camera? Or don't they allow them here? Could give him another surprise.
>>
No. 50808 ID: e4190e

>>50801
Don't worry about smokes then.
>>
No. 50809 ID: c8a84a

>>50806
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS SURPRISE.
>>
No. 50812 ID: d57673

>>50809
Well is she's got a digital camera and those little mobile printer things or an old polaroid camera she can give him something sexy in with the box of cigarettes. Probably keep the face out of shot so if a Nun confiscates it she can't be tracked. Breast shot, with bra or without depending on how confident she feels. be worth it for the look on his face when he reaches for the first cig.
>>
No. 50816 ID: fb5d8e
File 125390577894.png - (29.47KB , 800x600 , 41.png )
50816

I've got no camera, but I can put one of my panties in the pack of smokes I guess.
Fine, I'll go get him some.

There's the Saints of Geneva. Top floor of the emergency staircase.
How should I approach them?
>>
No. 50817 ID: c80cec

>>50816
You're pretty hot shit around here, right? Try the direct approach, but watch out for those do-gooders.
>>
No. 50819 ID: a1ac99

>>50816
Be confident. Which, to you I guess, means act pissed off.
>>
No. 50821 ID: fb5d8e
File 12539070476.png - (47.50KB , 800x600 , 42.png )
50821

I guess I have a bit of a reputation around this. I shanked this kid who was trying to rob me. Seems like everyone underestimated me.

>"Yo, chiefs, I got some porn I wanna trade for smokes."

Serpent and Rain, the Saints of Geneva's two slithery underbosses get between me and their chief.
>"Yo, Ssssisssster Grim.. Detailssss?"
Ugh. Serpents voice is terrible, but Rain never even opens his mouth to those outside of the gang.

>"It's a poster of a chick exposing herself in several poses."
>"Huh. Whatcha think, bossss?"

The chief, Lucifer, takes his time to answer. Pompous fucker.

>"..We traded that poster for cigarettes less than a day ago. If I would be trading things back and forth like this I would never make a profit. You'll have to offer something more."

That shitcake has the nerve to casually look out the window while talking to me.
>>
No. 50823 ID: e4190e

Porn of yourself too. Do it.
>>
No. 50824 ID: 1e512e

Are any of the nuns, shall we say...morally flexible? I'm sure nun porn is a hot commodity for someone in this school.
>>
No. 50825 ID: bd6ea1

>>50821
Yeah, the cigs were stolen. So why don't they just take a few out of the box and trade the rest, enough profit for a back and forth isn't it?
>>
No. 50826 ID: e4190e

>>50825
I really don't think they care
>>
No. 50828 ID: fb5d8e
File 125390889075.png - (50.59KB , 800x600 , 43.png )
50828

What the fuck? I'm not going to make porn of myself. I'm a fair maiden, asshole. Only my husband can see my body.

>"What if I can get you some more porn? How 'bout porn of some of the nuns here? Just tell m--"
>"Sister Grim, I don't believe you understand how the Saints of Geneva work. We can get you everything - tobacco, information - for a price. Now if you don't have the ability to afford that price, I suggest you leave quickly."
>>
No. 50829 ID: c80cec

Tch, fine. We can come back later once we track down something more valuable.
>>
No. 50830 ID: 18212a

These assholes must die.

Is there any gasoline in the school? Maybe the janitor knows?
>>
No. 50832 ID: 1e512e

>>50830

Arson has no class. I think it's time for a training montage, then go River City Ransom on these bitches.
>>
No. 50833 ID: fb5d8e
File 125390977026.png - (32.06KB , 800x600 , 44.png )
50833

I don't know about gasoline, but the janitor's closet should hold flammable materials anyway. If I could just get a lighter somewhere it'd be a devastating weapon - perhaps not for murder necessarily, but intimidation at the very least.

It's about time someone takes on the Saints of Geneva... and I don't mean pussy ass reprimanding and scolding.


So where to?
>>
No. 50834 ID: 18212a

We'll need to recruit our own gang. Know anyone who would be interested? 'sides Ken. If not, take a walk around school and see if you can spot any tough looking homies who aren't with these UN bastards.

That aside, we should figure out a way to get into the janitorial closet. It's presumably locked, so how do you feel about lockpicking? If you can't get in, find someone who can.

Also, do you have any other weapons besides that knife? Maybe a tire iron?
>>
No. 50837 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391092544.png - (34.51KB , 800x600 , 45.png )
50837

Where do you suppose I should check for tough dudes? And how do I convince them?

I got a butterfly knife up both my sleeves, and a small one in my left shoe.

There's someone I know who's a good lockpick. He's weak as hell, so it'll be easy to bully him into working for me.
>>
No. 50840 ID: c80cec

Ask 'em if they're tired of dealing with those geneva fuckers. Tell 'em that it's high time they got some competition around here.

But first, lets go get that wimp to get us into the janitor closet.
>>
No. 50841 ID: b1d2c5

>>50837
take of those sockings, will make u look more intimidating
>>
No. 50843 ID: 18212a

Hmm. Let's think. Do you have free access to a gym? Could find some strong dupes around there.

Who's the filch then? I hope he's not Ken's roommate, that guy is a total douche.

Nice knives by the way. I won't insult you by asking if you know how to use them, but are you any good with other weapons? Canes? Hammers? Nunchucks?
>>
No. 50844 ID: 6faa8c

>>50837
Excellent.

Now, before we start this gang, it needs a name. Got any ideas, Charity?
>>
No. 50845 ID: fdd55c

>>50837

Is there a sports team? Not to be cliche but they're sterotypically tough and dumb.

Also, burn some stuff.
>>
No. 50846 ID: 18212a

Actually, some elaboration for the gasoline plan.
You'll need to steal a squeezable plastic canister from the cafeteria. Something like a ketchup bottle will do. Then you empty and clean it, and fill it with a flammable liquid. You're less likely to get caught if you don't steal the actual jar/bottle/container from the cupboard. Also, you can use the plastic bottle to squirt the liquid on your target.

And ask Ken for a lighter, he's a smoker so he's gotta have one.
>>
No. 50848 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391206261.png - (24.03KB , 800x600 , 46.png )
50848

If I can get the rogue to work for me I'll have free access to everything.
I saw him trying to break into the girls' dorm from time to time, so I'm sure I'll find him quickly.
Meanwhile, you guys come up with a name for the gang.

Nah, I like my stockings. When I wear them I don't have to shave my legs.
My knives are mostly to give me an edge. It's my own strength and agility I rely on. I got 15 years of ballet dancing under my belt.

I dunno who Ken's roommate is, but I'll keep it in mind. There he is.

>"Yo, Gatekeeper."
>"Ah! Oh, Sister Grim, hello. Uhm, I was just- One of the girls lost her key. Ah, hi. I'll leave."
>"You're going to work for me. Join my gang and oppose the Saints of Geneva."
>"Wha- Ah, uhm. Terribly sorry, but that is far too dangerous. I'm afraid I can't comply, Sister Grim."

Huh.
>>
No. 50849 ID: 034a30

>>50844
Charity Donations
>>
No. 50850 ID: 6faa8c

>>50848
Threaten him.

Immediate danger is worse than distant danger.
>>
No. 50852 ID: b1d2c5

>>50848
show him who's more dangerous: them or you?
>>
No. 50853 ID: 18212a

Yeah that's Ken's roommate the douche.

Bang his head against the door. Make him know you're more dangerous than those Saint pussies.

As for the name, how's Blood Angels sound?
>>
No. 50854 ID: 034a30

>>50848
Call him on his "free will" bullshit. He works for Charity now, or else you turn uncharitable.
>>
No. 50855 ID: 6faa8c

>>50853
A little derivative.

But I like Angels of Charity.
>>
No. 50856 ID: b1d2c5

salvation army?
>>
No. 50857 ID: c80cec

>>50849
I like this Idea, but how about "The Tithers" instead?
>>
No. 50858 ID: 034a30

>>50853
Not cheesy enough. Translate it into Latin first.
>>
No. 50859 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391258124.png - (28.25KB , 800x600 , 47.png )
50859

Fuck that little snatchcrotch.
>"Shut up, fuck squirt. You work for Charity, or I turn uncharitable."
>"Aaahh, now that's no way to treat the person you need, is it? The Saints of Geneva are much better at persuading, ahaha."
>>
No. 50860 ID: 034a30

>>50857
Sounds good. But we gotta play it straight with a name like that, which means a 10% loss of cash every week.
>>
No. 50861 ID: 18212a

>>50859
Kick him in the nuts.
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, BITCH."
>>
No. 50863 ID: 034a30

>>50859
That's a fair argument! Imply his imminent castration.
>>
No. 50866 ID: 1b214f

>>50859
tell him about ken and you. I'm sure he doesn't want to be on the bad side of you two
>>
No. 50868 ID: fb5d8e
File 12539133418.png - (27.04KB , 800x600 , 48.png )
50868

>"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, BITCH!"
>>
No. 50869 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391337094.png - (26.99KB , 800x600 , 49.png )
50869

>"ME AND KEN ARE AN ITEM NOW!"
>>
No. 50871 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391340571.gif - (37.87KB , 800x600 , 50.gif )
50871

>animated



>"...Okay.. I'll join you."
>>
No. 50872 ID: f98e0b

:D
>>
No. 50874 ID: 034a30

D:
>>
No. 50875 ID: 18212a

HIGH FIVE
>>
No. 50876 ID: e4190e

Not how I would have handled it, but it worked.
>>
No. 50878 ID: 1b214f

AWSM!
to the janitor's closet!
who's room is that btw?
>>
No. 50880 ID: 1b214f

give him the porn mag and tell him if he behave well more will come
>>
No. 50888 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391466217.png - (33.12KB , 800x600 , 51.png )
50888

Yeah, that sounds good.

>"Here. You'll get more if you do a good job."
>"Ah, why thank you."

It's not long before we find the closet and Gatekeeper opens it for me. Seems like he's done it before.

Allright, cool. The room is open at my disposal, I'll soon be able to enter the gym freely too, and I got my first gangmember. Now I just need a good name--something with more PZANG!
>>
No. 50889 ID: 18212a

Here's a name: "I'll Cut You, Bitch."
ICUB for short.
>>
No. 50890 ID: 4553b2

>>50888
Charity's Donations.
>>
No. 50891 ID: 034a30

>>50890
This has my vote
>>
No. 50892 ID: c8a84a

>>50888
Pillage the room. Make him enter before you, to prevent being locked in by the treacherous person. Although you might be locked in by an unexpected third party then, but whatever.
>>
No. 50895 ID: 1e512e

"Los Orbes de la Psique Infinita"
>>
No. 50897 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391550622.png - (32.28KB , 800x600 , 52.png )
50897

Allright, I got my improvised flamethrower ready. Seems like the Saints of Geneva are still there.
If I'm able to do some damage everyone will surely join my new gang!
>>
No. 50899 ID: 6faa8c

>>50897
Let's be careful here. We shouldn't just charge in...
>>
No. 50900 ID: 1b214f

>>50888
inventory count!
look for WEPONS, hidden stash of drugs and what not
>>
No. 50901 ID: 099247

This is going to go horribly wrong. But FUCK IT. Torch the long hair kid's hair BALD HIM FOR LIFE.
>>
No. 50903 ID: 1b214f

>>50897
shouldn't we get /b/lackups?
>>
No. 50904 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391586076.png - (57.77KB , 800x600 , 53.png )
50904

I'm carrying three butterfly knives, an unwrapped lollipop (strawberry flavor), a metal cross on a chain, a vicious chemical cocktail (if the flames don't kill you the fumes will), and a gasoline lighter (stolen from Ken's room).
>>
No. 50906 ID: 6faa8c

>>50904
How good can you throw dem knives?
>>
No. 50909 ID: 6faa8c

>>50904
With a fire-based weapon, higher ground is a bad thing. Try to stay as far from the muscle as possible. When you get to Rain, SET THAT FUCKING HAIR ON FIRE.
>>
No. 50911 ID: c80cec

>>50906
butterfly knives aren't for throwing.

Okay battleplan:
Approach normally, don't give away your intention yet. Act like you want to make another trade, and then spray prag-I mean rain with the stuff, that should stun him for a second. Take that time to squirt the other two, then ignite them both with your makeshift flamethrower.
>>
No. 50912 ID: 1b214f

>>50904
approach them with the flamethrower in your pocket and tell them u have the thing and when your close enough FLAME THEM
>>
No. 50913 ID: 5696d4

Obviously the chemical cocktail + lighter combo is the only option we have. The butterfly knives will do nothing, as well as the other items.

FIRE AWAY.
>>
No. 50916 ID: 904da4

>>50904
I think we need to be a little more careful here. All things considered, that beady eyed punk we recruited doesn't seem like the most trustworthy fellow. Are you certain he couldn't have run ahead and snitched to the saints on you?
>>
No. 50918 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391657749.png - (48.76KB , 800x600 , 54.png )
50918

Allright, I'll approach them normally to catch 'em offguard.

>"You again?"
>"..Ugh.. What is that dreadful smell? Is that a molotov cocktail? How droll. But I suppose you want to trade it for that pack of cigarettes?"
>>
No. 50920 ID: 4553b2

>>50918
"...Trade? I guess you could say that."

Torch Storm first, he looks toughest.
>>
No. 50921 ID: 6faa8c

>>50918
Smile your most charming smile.

"Nope"

AGGRESS
>>
No. 50922 ID: ac4254

The Disciples of Antioch
>>
No. 50923 ID: 18212a

"Not exactly." Fire away.
>>
No. 50924 ID: 099247

Uh... yeah i think the jig is up, no point in trying to attack straight off the bat.

"Uh, well no I was planning on torching you with it. I guess you saw through that, huh? Sorry if I've offended you with such a ham-handed attempt against your life."

Then set yourself on fire and hug them.
>>
No. 50925 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391705850.png - (50.51KB , 800x600 , 55.png )
50925

>"I guess you could say that."

Allright, Rain first.

>"HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU NUTS? YOU'RE GOING TO USE THAT SHIT INDOORS?!"
>"Dun worry, bosssss, I got it."
>>
No. 50926 ID: 4553b2

>>50925
"Nuts? Nah. Just a girl in love."

Set him ablaze.
>>
No. 50927 ID: 1b214f

>>50925
kick serpent in the face while setting rain on fire
>>
No. 50928 ID: 18212a

Be prepared to dodge that knife and splash the serpents eyes with the flammables.
>>
No. 50929 ID: c8a84a

>>50925
I wonder if that encounter will be enough for a level up ...
>>
No. 50930 ID: c35448

Are you daft, woman?

You spray the chemicals through the lighter flame. I don't see any lighter flame, bitch. Why is that douche not on fire?!
>>
No. 50933 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391803363.png - (74.96KB , 800x600 , 56.png )
50933

>"Nuts? Nah. Just a girl in love."

Here's the fucking lighte--
-SHING-
>>
No. 50934 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391805940.png - (86.22KB , 800x600 , 57.png )
50934

>>
No. 50935 ID: 43d730

>>50934
TUCK AND ROLL
>>
No. 50936 ID: 18212a

ROLL WITH IT, WE NEED TO MAKE OURSELVES SCARCE
>>
No. 50937 ID: 4553b2

>>50934
Ken: Catch her.
>>
No. 50938 ID: c80cec

>>50934
It's just heavy blood loss and major internal trauma, you're fine! Get up, you only got one!
>>
No. 50939 ID: 95484a

>>50934
Tuck and roll! Tuck and roll!
>>
No. 50941 ID: 5696d4

BARREL ROLL
>>
No. 50943 ID: 6faa8c

>>50937
This
>>
No. 50945 ID: 18212a

>>50937
Agreed, this.
>>
No. 50946 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391860143.png - (19.77KB , 800x600 , 58.png )
50946

I'M NOT KEN, YOU ASSHOLES!
>>
No. 50947 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391862479.png - (15.33KB , 800x600 , 59.png )
50947

UGH!
>>
No. 50948 ID: 6faa8c

>>50946
>>50947
Sweet landing!

Draw your knives, Rain's coming. Let's show these faggots how we deal with shitheads like them!
>>
No. 50949 ID: 18212a

You kick ass, Charity.
>>
No. 50950 ID: bffa2a

Wait, henchman is wolverine? What, is this Xavier's nun school for mutants?
>>
No. 50951 ID: 4553b2
File 125391881713.gif - (185.86KB , 500x375 , clap clap.gif )
50951

Hahaa. Well done, girl.

Now get out a knife, and turn around, in case they keep coming.
>>
No. 50954 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391915335.png - (43.61KB , 800x600 , 60.png )
50954

Allright, two knives! Bring it on!

>"Wait, Sister Grim! I admire your guts and skills! I have a proposition for you."
>>
No. 50955 ID: 5696d4

IT'S A TRAP
>>
No. 50956 ID: c80cec

>>50954
"So yer finally talkin' to me face-to-face? Alright, I'll hear you out."

Keep your knives ready anyway.
>>
No. 50958 ID: 099247

>>50954
Fuck these posers, make some crude gesture of war and get the fuck out. He'll love ya' for it.
>>
No. 50959 ID: c8a84a

>>50954
Throw Thermobaric Grenade for massive damage.
>>
No. 50960 ID: 8cc358

You have both knives out. Just keep your guard up and see what he says.
>>
No. 50961 ID: 18212a

"I already tried talking to you. I don't do second chances."
>>
No. 50967 ID: 1b214f

>>50946
yay panties!
hear them out
>>
No. 50969 ID: fb5d8e
File 125391974923.png - (33.94KB , 800x600 , 61.png )
50969

As if I'd lower my knives. He comes near, he's dead.

>"So yer finally talkin' to me face-to-face? Alright, I'll hear you out."

>"P.. Please be my girlfriend."
>>
No. 50972 ID: c8a84a

>>50969
Oh god damn it.
>>
No. 50973 ID: 1b214f

>>50961
>>50967
play hard-to-get then hear them out
>>
No. 50974 ID: 5696d4

>>50969

MARY SUE! MARY SUE!
>>
No. 50975 ID: 6faa8c

>>50969
Laugh in his face. Hard. Long, belly laugh, hands on knees, the works.

Then look him in the eyes.

"Sorry, I'm already with someone far more impressive than you."

Then leave.
>>
No. 50976 ID: 4553b2

>>50969
Smile. Walk in close. Cut him on the cheek.

"I'm taken."
>>
No. 50978 ID: 18212a

"My heart is taken. Sucks to be you."
>>
No. 50981 ID: 2bf51b

>>50969
Cunt punt
>>
No. 50982 ID: 9e88c5

"Okay, sure."
>>
No. 50989 ID: 099247

Yeah, just laugh at the faggot, don't even bother to tell him anything and walk away
>>
No. 50991 ID: c80cec

>>50969
Hmm... You seem like the sociopath type, Charity, so lets fuck with his emotions. So tell him he gets to compete with another person for your affection. Tell him that the only rule is that he is not allowed to hurt the other person. Tell Ken as soon as he wakes up, and LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
>>
No. 50994 ID: 1b214f

>>50969
yes, but only to toy with him, your heart belongs to Ken
>>
No. 50995 ID: 8ce2bf

I am BURNING with passion. I have FIRE in my heart for you. I am so HOT for you right now.
>>
No. 50996 ID: 782100

>>50969
If anyone deserves a harem, it's you. Just saying.
>>
No. 50998 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392050871.png - (38.13KB , 800x600 , 62.png )
50998

>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AAAHAHAHAHAA!!
>HAHA HA HA HHHHAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAA!!!
>Aha.. haa...
>HAHAHAHAA!!!!
>>
No. 50999 ID: a61a10

"Oh please. Maybe if you were more than just a two bit punk."
Who the hell does he think you are? Yours is the love that will pierce the heavens!
>>
No. 51001 ID: c8a84a

>>50998
"YOU are small-time!"
>>
No. 51002 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392065785.png - (37.42KB , 800x600 , 63.png )
51002

>"Okay, sure."
>"Ha--? Really?"
>"But my heart is already taken, so you'll have to prove that you're as impressive as Short Fuse to be part of my harem."
>"Uh-- Uhm, well, alright then. I'm sure we'll get along."
>>
No. 51004 ID: c8a84a

>>51002
Wait what.

WHAT
>>
No. 51005 ID: e4190e

Seems like this will have interesting repercussions for the state of the gangs.
>>
No. 51006 ID: f44349

>>51002
HAHAHAHAHAH
Ohh, I like your style, kid.
>>
No. 51008 ID: 099247

>>51005
You're referring of course to the clusterfuck gang-war? Yeah this is gonna be sweet
>>
No. 51009 ID: e4190e

Ask if He'll be more willing to give you a fair deal on a trade now.
>>
No. 51010 ID: a61a10

First things first. They're gang has gotta join your gang. You're on top or no deal. See if this wannabe mate can truly be assertive. If he succums to easilly, obviously he's not good matterial.
>>
No. 51014 ID: 904da4

>>51002
Ooh, daring!

I like it.
>>
No. 51023 ID: 1b214f

>>51002
trials tiem! get beer, wepons, rape nuns and much more!
>>
No. 51028 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392148037.png - (45.68KB , 800x600 , 64.png )
51028

>"First things first: Your gang will now be under my control."
>"Ofcourse, Sister Grim, anything to impress you."
>"And will you give me a fair trade now?"

Shit, I gave the porn to Gatekeeper.

>"I will give you the cigarettes.. for just a kiss."
>>
No. 51031 ID: bffa2a

>>51028

Gut punch! See if he's as good a kisser as Ken. It's trials time.
>>
No. 51032 ID: e4190e

>>51028
Do it.
>>
No. 51033 ID: a61a10

Agree. Let's see how good a kisser he is. If he can hold on through the punching and the choking and the drawing of knives... well, he just might be worthy.
>>
No. 51035 ID: e4190e

>>51031
They're not at the top of stairs, he can't possibly kiss her that good.
>>
No. 51036 ID: a61a10

>>51033
Then tell him he'll have to climb the stairs first. duh.
>>
No. 51038 ID: e4190e

>>51036
There's no passion in that! You suck at romance.
>>
No. 51043 ID: a61a10

>>51038
Sorry, my bad. Demand he carry you up the stairs first.
>>
No. 51051 ID: e4190e

>>51043
Still no passion. Spontaneity is a good thing.
>>
No. 51052 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392234041.png - (52.62KB , 800x600 , 65.png )
51052

Heh! Good idea!
>"Agreed!"

...He doesn't respond to the choking at all. He's nowhere near as fierce as Ken, but.. th-this is rather intense in itself..
Damn, how do I get a reaction from this guy?
>>
No. 51053 ID: a61a10

>>51051
How about, during the kiss, we work around to another flight of stairs?
>>
No. 51054 ID: e4190e

>>51052
Less spontaneous violence. More slow and sensuous. Draw the knife down the side of his body.
>>
No. 51055 ID: 98ade3

>>51052
Knee to groin. It's the only way to be sure.
>>
No. 51057 ID: a61a10

>>51052
Cut his belt and/or pants off.
>>
No. 51059 ID: c8a84a

>>51054
WHAT
>>
No. 51065 ID: c80cec

>>51054
this works. Lets see just how far we can go with this.
>>
No. 51066 ID: bffa2a

Slide knife against groin. Push tip against balls so he must tip over and kiss you or draw blood.
>>
No. 51071 ID: e4190e

>>51059
Do you disagree?

>>51066
I think that's a bit excessive. We just met the guy. We've only been together for like, a minute.
>>
No. 51077 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392318724.png - (39.98KB , 800x600 , 66.png )
51077

Right, a good kick in the groin will do the trick--
--Hey.. It feels as if the dude's got nothing down there.
Let me cut open his pants--
...Oh my god.

>"You better give me one hell of a kiss to pay for those pants, Sister Grim.."
>>
No. 51081 ID: 9e9b47

>>51077

Alright, make out.

Really get a handful of tit there too.
>>
No. 51083 ID: e4190e

>>51077
Cut. start in the back, near her crack, swoop down under her hip, curve around to just below her pussy.
>>
No. 51084 ID: a61a10

Cut open the underwear too. We gotta make sure.
>>
No. 51085 ID: c8a84a

>>51077
Traps EVERYWHERE!
>>
No. 51087 ID: 2dd482

IT'S A... REVERSE TRAP?!
>>
No. 51092 ID: bd2eec

>>51087
well, technically, its not really a trap because she never really seemed to play herself off as a he.

some girls wear dress pants with dress shirts. unlikely, but not impossible.
>>
No. 51096 ID: c8a84a

>>51092
Silly, women only wear skirts, don't you know?
>>
No. 51098 ID: 2dd482

>>51092
It's a catholic school with a uniform code. Girls wear skirts, boys wear pants.
>>
No. 51099 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392381140.png - (46.75KB , 800x600 , 67.png )
51099

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Oh fuck, it's a girl. Oh shit. Oh no, I'm girlfriend to a fucking dyke.
Oh this is gross as hell.

>"H-hey! Let's leave that for when we're somewhere private!"
>>
No. 51102 ID: e3f578

Oh what the hell, kiss her and spank/grope her on the ass.
>>
No. 51104 ID: e4190e

>>51099
Break the skin >:(

And it's not gross. just do something you actually enjoy. Draw some blood.
>>
No. 51106 ID: bffa2a

>>51077

I'm so incredibly aroused now...

I'm sorry, you must be quite appaled right now. Such a sin under god this.
>>
No. 51107 ID: 9e9b47

>>51099

The only way to go is forward. What are you gonna do, chicken out and apologize? Cry about it?

Fuck that this is your gang and your girlfriend. The die has been cast. Just kiss her.
>>
No. 51112 ID: a61a10

Shame you don't have a camera on you. You could cut her shirt and blackmail her with it. Does everyone know she's a girl?
>>
No. 51114 ID: 904da4

>>51099
AHAHAHA! Way to be a tease. Yeah, let her squirm after leaving her in a compromising position.
>>
No. 51115 ID: 64d98f

>>51107
you hypocritical fucker, you talk trash about radquest then go play dress the trap with reavy
>>
No. 51117 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392439199.png - (75.58KB , 800x600 , 68.png )
51117

Oh god, oh god, this is so disgusting, ugh ugh ugh, no, ugh ugh, NO I'M NOT BACKING OUT OH MY GOD OH FUCKING HELL THIS IS SO NASTY SHITTTTTTT
>"Oh--Hmm.. hmmmhmmm.. hmm.."




>"...Charityyyyy...."
>>
No. 51118 ID: 42322e

>>51099
kiss her, with tongue
>>
No. 51119 ID: 1e512e

>>51099

Bah. Strict heterosexuality is overrated. You're young, experimenting is natural and healthy.
>>
No. 51120 ID: 7eda8b

Looks like Vegeta's about to lose his shit.
>>
No. 51123 ID: 9e9b47

>>51117

Look to Ken and wave. "I'm getting your cigarettes back, honey."
>>
No. 51125 ID: 64d98f

>>51120
what does the scouter say about his ragin' level
>>
No. 51126 ID: 904da4

Jesus fuck he recovered from a concussion via serious blunt-force head trauma quick!
>>
No. 51127 ID: 64d98f

what happened to the orb anyway
>>
No. 51128 ID: 5f6356

>>51125
I can't tell, the bloody machine is melting!
>>
No. 51130 ID: 2dd482

>>51117
want to get a reaction?

Fist in vagina. DO IT LESBIAN
>>
No. 51132 ID: f84757

>>51125
... its below 9000 :(
>>
No. 51138 ID: 49c6cd

There's only one thing to do now...

THREESOME!
>>
No. 51143 ID: f84757

>>51117
You rifled his pockets, and is now kissing a girl before his eyes. Kissing his Enemy, of all things.

Ya really think this will end well? >.>;
>>
No. 51148 ID: 904da4

>>51143
Depends on how open he is to the idea of starting a harem.
>>
No. 51149 ID: e4190e

>>51117
Oh, she wasn't actually averse to lesbianism, she was just being catholic.
>>
No. 51150 ID: f84757

>>51148
He doesn´ seems very open right now.
>>
No. 51152 ID: 904da4

>>51150
Well, she hasn't mentioned this idea to him yet, has she?

:)
>>
No. 51153 ID: 904da4

>>51151
I'm...

I'm so confused right now. What?
>>
No. 51154 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392578144.png - (51.84KB , 800x600 , 69.png )
51154

>"H-hey, Ken! I'm getting you your smokes."
>"Fuc-"
>"Short Fuse! So your her first boyfriend? I guess we'll be in this relationship together."
..Hey, yeah.
A threesome?! Perfect!
>"..Yeeeaaah, so how about you two make out with eachother now?"
>"..Wait, make out with /him/?"
>"The fuck-- Make out with /him/?!"
>"Yep! Your girlfriend commands it."
>>
No. 51155 ID: a61a10

Gentleorb, I think this is definatly some of our finest work to date.
>>
No. 51157 ID: 9e9b47

>>51154

"Unless you're some sort of chicken. The smokes are MINE right now after all... if you want them it'll cost one kiss..."
>>
No. 51160 ID: 5f6356

>>51151
Eerrr... You know, being who he is, COMMANDING him stuff might not be the most effective approach. Unless you are trying to be all clever and reverse psychology him.

Of course, there's always the chance that he'll be very pleased. Should probably beat him some then.
>>
No. 51167 ID: fb5d8e
File 125392618824.png - (83.92KB , 800x600 , 70.png )
51167

..Hmm.. If I look at it like they're two boys it's actually kind of hot...
>>
No. 51170 ID: a61a10

Reaver, I think I love you.
>>
No. 51173 ID: 42322e

this is awsm <3
>>
No. 51196 ID: 82920c

>>51167
LEVEL TWO CLEARED!

YOU GET:
500XP
5 EXPLETEUMS
3 GARANIUMS
4 FAGORONS
2458 POINTS GAINED
YOU FOUND 0 out of 3 NIPPLE RINGS OF SLANGAL
YOU FOUND 0 out of 17 BRACELETS OF DREF
YOU FOUND 0 out of 8 NECK TIES OF WELDRYN
YOU FOUND 0 out of 1 TIARAS OF TZYLAGH

MARCH ON, BRAVE ROMANTICAR!
>>
No. 51227 ID: 95484a

>>51196
>>51197
>>51198
>>51199
>>51200
Man, we've really got to do something about these damn echoes. Someone call an Orb technician.
>>
No. 51332 ID: 4d6dc0

>>51227
I thought one of us was a technician, Infinite and all.
>>
No. 51428 ID: af9412

This is ridiculous. 6?
>>
No. 51435 ID: abb30a

>>51428
...
...
That's what she said.
>>
No. 51498 ID: 6faa8c

My god ken is a lucky bastard, being the meat in a threesome
>>
No. 51525 ID: 42322e

>>51154
Judging from the conversation, I think that he still thinks shee's a "he"
>>
No. 51527 ID: 42322e

>>50969
uh, rain's a girl guys... Maybe a foursome???
>>
No. 51533 ID: 1689ab

>>51525
All the better. All the better.
>>
No. 51538 ID: 5ba271

>>51537
>Known as Rain, he is feared for his expertise with blades and his bright yellow raincoat.
>Known as Rain, he is feared for his bright yellow raincoat.

This is either an amusing typo, or that raincoat has some terrifying secret. I propose we steal it, for science.
>>
No. 51539 ID: fb5d8e
File 125398545535.png - (79.08KB , 800x600 , student-roster2.png )
51539

>>
No. 51541 ID: e3c397

>>51539

LUCY rape JOSEPH.
>>
No. 51543 ID: 99ff38

That Serpent guy SURE likes Gaara from Naruto.
>>
No. 51546 ID: fb5d8e
File 125398723539.png - (51.54KB , 800x600 , 71.png )
51546

Uuugh... I never back down, but fuck.. I can't believe I just fucking kissed a dude.. Gross..
..But.. if I fucking hated it so much...
>>
No. 51547 ID: fb5d8e
File 12539872812.png - (80.50KB , 800x600 , 72.png )
51547

...then why do I feel so hot inside?
>>
No. 51548 ID: 904da4

>>51546
>I can't believe I just fucking kissed a dude

BOY HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU, BRAH.
>>
No. 51550 ID: 9bed1d

>>51547

Because 'he' is a she!
>>
No. 51552 ID: c80cec

Because you love the dong.
>>
No. 51553 ID: bffa2a

No, no, don't tell him that. Let's milk the shit out of this.
>>
No. 51555 ID: 42322e

>>51550
SILENCE!
>>
No. 51556 ID: fb5d8e
File 125398812239.png - (53.87KB , 800x600 , 73.png )
51556

Me? Loving dicks? WHAT THE FUCK?! I worked so fucking hard not to become a cocksucker, and now you're telling me I got a love for SHLONGS?!
THE FUCK?!
I'm not gonna be a faggot pussy like my brother! I only like FUCKING WOMAN MEAT, YOU SNIFF HOLES.

>"So.. Will that suffice, Sister Grim?"
>"You kidding me? I got two beautiful boyfriends who will kiss eachother. I'm set!"
>>
No. 51558 ID: 476456

>>51556
Actually your brother likes girls, funny no?
>>
No. 51559 ID: 613875

>>51539
I keep staring at the "feared for his yellow raincoat" bit.
>>
No. 51561 ID: 42322e

>>51556
Stand up, get a cig and a porn mag and ascertain that you're still hetero
>>
No. 51562 ID: bffa2a

>>51556

Yes, it was just a moment of weakness, a lapse of morals, the heat of the moment. Your masculinity is safe with us but there's something important you've got to tell me. Did you like it?
>>
No. 51564 ID: 904da4

>>51556
Well, Ken, we fucking TOLD you what would happen if you broke liplock like a little bitch over something as goddamn pathetic as a little head trama. We told you to man the fuck up, and instead you chose to be a cocksucking little bitch and black out like a pansy-ass pre-schooler. And now look at you. Oh, I'll admit, you did better than we expected, which is why you now have a smokin hot girlfriend like Charity. But now you also have a girly boyfriend. Next time you fuck up like that, we'll have you waking up in makeup and a cute little pink dress.
>>
No. 51567 ID: b672bc

>>51556
God damn it, pass us back to Charity, will you?
>>
No. 51568 ID: 1689ab

Jesus fucking christ Ken. Stop being such a bitchc-faced whiner. You found it hot because he is hot. I mean, fuck. Long blond hair? Slender figure? Dude is like a fucking woman or some shit. Kisses like one too, by the look of it. God motherfucking damnit. It's clear that this fucker is some kinda girly little shit, and the fact that you're obviously so much manlier than him is just giving you a power trip. So quit getting your bitch balls in a twist, cuntwipe. You're not some kinda fucking pussy fag, you've just found a bitch is all. Jesus fucking christ. Who cares if you have to kiss the fucker? The important thing is that you are the fucking man in this relationship, and he will be the one to deal with all the pussy ass womanly shit that inherently comes with relationships. I swear to fucking god, are you dense? Do you not see how perfect this is? Holy flying shit. Just swallow you're pussy ass sense of revoltion and play the fuck along. I mean, You've got one of the saints of geneva begging to be you're faggot-ass love slave for fucks sake.
>>
No. 51570 ID: fb5d8e
File 125398924672.png - (27.50KB , 800x600 , 74.png )
51570

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, shut your fucking dipcracks already, crotchblower, GODDAMN! DON'T FUCKING THINK YOU CAN TELL ME WHO I AM, CLITFUCK!! I'll make him my bitch because I fucking want to! He'll go along with that Charity totos cos they're hot, FINE, but I still ain't no manfucker.
FUCK.
Allright, fuck, you're right--she got my cigs, so I can calm down. Dunno where to find the porn though, it wasn't in my pocket anymore when I woke up.
Let me go outside..
-click-click-
Ah yeah..
-click-
That's the shit.
I'm fucking cool now.


>"Ken. Smoking is prohibited."
>>
No. 51571 ID: 15f6d6

Flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself.
>>
No. 51572 ID: 18212a

Dropkick the biatch.
>>
No. 51573 ID: c80cec

Who the fuck said that?
>>
No. 51575 ID: 1689ab

"Who the fuck says I'm smoking? Are you blind? Are you dense? Are you some kind of fucking retard? This is a goddamn motherfucking lolipop. Now leave me the fuck alone before I shove it somewhere where not even the light of fucking God is going to be able to shine upon it.'
>>
No. 51579 ID: 42322e

>>51570
check out who is he/she first, don't want it to be a nun
>>
No. 51591 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399066641.png - (35.59KB , 800x600 , 75.png )
51591

>"Who the fuck says I'm smoking? Are you blind? Are you dense? Are you some kind of fucking retard? This is a goddamn motherfucking lolipop. Now leave me the fuck alone before I shove it somewhere where not even the light of fucking God is going to be able to shine upon it."
>"I'm sure you didn't mean to use His name in vain just to explaint hat, young man."

..Aw fuck, it's the headnun, Ms. Skully.
>>
No. 51596 ID: 99ff38

So James Bond villain (disguised as a nun) is running this school?

Raid the secret underground lair then!
>>
No. 51604 ID: d1210a

>>51591
Has anyone ever asked is Skully is her last name or a nickname/title she has?

And say you would never take the Lord's name in vain, it was simply your way of hyperbolizing exactly how severely you would embed the lollipop in her. Smile while saying it. Look scary as shit.
>>
No. 51605 ID: e3c397

>>51591

"Aw Hell."
>>
No. 51607 ID: 1fb242

You gonna take lip like that from a nun? Jesus fuck. Kick her ass. What's she gonna do about it?
>>
No. 51608 ID: 1fb242

Also, call her on the fact that you didnt. God is a title, not a name.
>>
No. 51617 ID: e3f578

"I'm pretty sure God doesn't mind, he seems like a 'pretty cool with it' kind of bro." Try and justify what you said to avoid getting humiliated by Mother Skully. She should know your immunity to pain so she won't swat you, she'll do something worse.
>>
No. 51627 ID: 42322e

>>51591
"What are you going to do? Whip me with that thing?" and hope for some steamy nun/ken action
>>
No. 51632 ID: fb5d8e
File 12539924211.png - (35.36KB , 800x600 , 76.png )
51632

Huh.

>"I'm pretty sure God doesn't mind, he seems like a 'pretty cool with it' kind of bro."
>"I am glad you feel so close to the Lord, child, but he demands the utmost of respect. Ofcourse you understand that me and the other sisters are always prepared to teach you a lesson of.. humility."

From the rumors I've understood that the whipping is the least of my worries--Not that I'm fucking worried, ofcourse. I can kill this bitchtit any day.
>>
No. 51635 ID: e3c397

>>51632

"Yeah, read you loud and clear. The Big G gets his props."
>>
No. 51642 ID: 7eda8b

Honor your heritage. Collapse the school into an conflagration of Catholic vs Protestant violence.
>>
No. 51645 ID: 15f6d6

"you know what gets respect, fucktit? My FIST!"
Punch her in the tit.
>>
No. 51650 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399311370.png - (35.62KB , 800x600 , 77.png )
51650

>"Yeah, read you loud and clear. The Big G gets his props."
>"Good. Now then, there is a visitor for you. She is waiting at the gate. Off you go, and be on your best behaviour."

Hm. I don't like the sound of that..



>CHALLENGE CLEARED!
>GAINED [1] INCENSE OF ANERVEM.
>>
No. 51651 ID: e3c397

>>51650

Grumble to yourself. "If it's my brother wearing a dress, I swear..."

Go to the gate.
>>
No. 51652 ID: 099247

>>51642
Fuck aye! This!
>>
No. 51653 ID: c80cec

>>51651
I support this suggestion, but have nothing to add to it.
>>
No. 51655 ID: 6faa8c

>>51651
I also support this.
>>
No. 51656 ID: 42322e

>>51651
>>51642
support!
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No. 51666 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399411356.png - (54.45KB , 800x600 , 78.png )
51666

If it's my brother wearing a dress, I swear..

>"Kenny! Kenny, when I heard you were unconscious I came over right away-- Ahh! You're injured again!"

--FUCK.
>>
No. 51670 ID: e3c397

>>51666

"It's good to see you too."
>>
No. 51672 ID: 476456

>>51666
HA HA OH WOW.
>>
No. 51673 ID: 1fb242

>>51666
Who's that he has with him. Looks hot, in a librarian kind of way. You should totally see what you can do about scoring that.
>>
No. 51676 ID: 476456

Tell the girl on the left we said hi.
>>
No. 51677 ID: c80cec

"I just fell down some pussy-ass stairs, I'm fine."
>>
No. 51678 ID: 40dc56

the girl on the left is janine you silly billies
>>
No. 51681 ID: bffa2a

>>51666

God damn, he's hot. He's matured a bit since we last saw him. Like fine wine. Your boyfriend could totally dress like this for you. Except I doubt he could pull it off as well as your bro. Tell him we say hi.
>>
No. 51684 ID: 9bed1d

>>51678

Wait. Ken is Fiftyeights brother? Whoops?
>>
No. 51687 ID: 1fb242

Wait, how old is your brother? How old are you?
>>
No. 51697 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399514573.png - (58.74KB , 800x600 , 79.png )
51697

NO, MY BROTHER IS NOT FUCKING ATTRACTIVE! He's a goddamn FAGGOT WHO DRESSES UP LIKE A FUCKING GIRL!

>"I just fell down some pussy-ass stairs, I'm fine."

WHY AM I EVEN THIS POLITE TO THAT FUCKER?!

>"Oh Kenny! Be careful with your body. You are so much healthier than me--Don't ruin everything this way! ...I-I'm sorry. I was so worried about you, Kenny!"

I'm 15, and this faggot Patrick is 20. And oh yeah, I guess I got you guys from her girlfriend Janine.
>>
No. 51699 ID: 728150

>>51697
> her girlfriend

Sounds like you're buying into Patrick's little disguise a little too much, bro-stein.
>>
No. 51700 ID: 4553b2

>>51697
"Mind your own business, Pat. I can take care of myself."
>>
No. 51702 ID: e3c397

>>51697

"Dammit, man, I'm not a little kid! It's gonna take more than a tap on the head to off me!"
>>
No. 51704 ID: 95484a

>>51697
G'wan, tell Janine we said hi, she's cool. And hug your brother/sister. Family's family, dude.
>>
No. 51705 ID: 9bed1d

>>51697

"Fuck you! Don't touch me!"
Push it away!
>>
No. 51707 ID: c80cec

>>51697
You may not like this faggot, but you gotta keep family on good terms. They're the ones who'll pull your ass out of the fire when shit gets rough.
>>
No. 51709 ID: 476456

oh just go along with it, maybe you'll learn something useful.
>>
No. 51710 ID: bffa2a

>>51697

I'm sorry, he's hot. Just imagine your new boyfriends face on him and see for yourself. Janine agrees with us and she's just like you, except she's an achiever. Also attractive and not gay like you.. but you're totally alike.

Awww, he's worried for you. He's your big bro and that's why he cares. It's not so bad. Just tell him not to worry and that you're a tough son of a bitch. Appericiate his concern but that you can take care of yourself.

You know.. you could ask him some pointers for outfitting your new waifu. I'm sure he would be happy to help.
>>
No. 51714 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399593881.png - (61.35KB , 800x600 , 80.png )
51714

>"Fuck you! Don't touch me! I'm not a little kid, I can take of myself!"
>"K-Kenny..!"
>"Hey PUNK, be happy that we took the time to visit this hell hole!"
>"Shaddap! Your fucking orb says HI!"
>"Hey! You wanna fight?! Huh, punk?!"
>"J-Janine..!"
>>
No. 51715 ID: e4190e

>>51714
Holy crap, bro. You're a dick.
>>
No. 51717 ID: 6faa8c

>>51715
Yeah. Being tough is fine, but you don't have to a damn asshole!
>>
No. 51720 ID: 904da4

>>51714
Massive douchebag move. Apologize, you little shitstain, or I'm going to start you off every day telling you how pretty you'd look in a dress and reminding you that you love teh cock, I have the mental imagery to prove it.
>>
No. 51721 ID: bffa2a

>>51714

Stop, stop, you are making him cry! Don't you know how horrible it looks with mascara on. He's your brother man. Look, just apologize before he starts bawling. Besides, you don't know Janine. Trust us on this one.
>>
No. 51722 ID: 476456

Janine can take you ken. Watch yourself.
>>
No. 51725 ID: d57673

>>51714
Janine could probably whoop your ass by now. Don't go there. Apologize.
>>
No. 51727 ID: 98ade3

Ken, beware, the Orb has become the Orb of Infinte Wuss. Challenge Janine even if it kills you.
>>
No. 51729 ID: 9bed1d

>>51725

What? Apologize? Fuck no! You are motherfucking Ken! You don't do apology!
>>
No. 51731 ID: 904da4

>>51727
I could care less if he tries to fight Janine. But there's no reason to act like a cockmongling little dickcheese to his brother just because he doesn't approve of his lifestyle.
>>
No. 51732 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399673396.png - (66.68KB , 800x600 , 81.png )
51732

Look, FUCK YOU GUYS! It's because you and your goddamn you-love-cocks bullshit that made me snap like that!

>"SHIT! Listen, I'm sorry, Pat. I just gotta lot of things on my mind right now."
>"Oh, Ken.. I.. Just know that your big sis is always here for you, alright? Would you like to talk?"
>>
No. 51734 ID: 904da4

There's being tough, and there's being an uptight little pussy. Ken's not being tough, right now.
>>
No. 51736 ID: 476456

"Nah its cool"
>>
No. 51737 ID: 98ade3

>>51731
YEAH BUT HE CAN DO THAT JUST FOR ITS OWN SAKE. GEEZ YOU COWARD FAGGOT.
>>
No. 51738 ID: 476456

"Nah its cool"
>>
No. 51739 ID: 9bed1d

>>51732

Oh, look at that! Janine knows that you backed off like the girly pussy that you are!
What do you think of pink? That should look good on him as a frilly dress.
>>
No. 51740 ID: bffa2a

>>51732

That was very good of you. I'm glad you made up. While his help would be very welcome we don't want to make you snap at him like this. He's delicate, not a brick like you. But just remember that there's someone who will understand and not judge you if you need to talk. Might do some good to talk face to face. Crystal ball is no substitute.

Just tell it's girl trouble or you haven't had your daily nicotine.
>>
No. 51745 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399746866.png - (63.35KB , 800x600 , 82.png )
51745

>"Nah, it's cool. Just girltrouble and lack of nicotine. However.. I do want to challenge your fucking girlfriend!"
>"Challenge accepted, punk."
>"J-janine-?"
>"Oh, how about a little wager, hmmm? If you win, zen I shall surrender the command over your brother to you. But if I win.. I get your orb!"
>>
No. 51747 ID: 4553b2

>>51745
...Wasn't it her orb to begin with?
>>
No. 51748 ID: d57673

>>51745
Fisticuffs, presumably? Well don't underestimate her. Girl played some mean hockey last time we saw her, and she's probablly gotten better.
>>
No. 51751 ID: c80cec

>>51745
"You're on, babe!"

Kick her ass, but don't underestimate her! Broad plays (or used to play) hockey!
>>
No. 51752 ID: d1210a

>>51748
...And watch your balls.

She is quick to capitalize on that weakness.
>>
No. 51753 ID: bffa2a

>>51745

This is a win-win situation for us. Are you sure about this? She's really scary when she gets this intense. At least ask for a box of cigarettes to make an acceptable deal.
>>
No. 51754 ID: 476456

"gotta offer something better than patty"
>>
No. 51759 ID: 904da4

>...Wasn't it her orb to begin with?
Wait, didn't the note say she was letting you borrow the orb, anyways? So yah, it would technically still be hers, I guess.
>>
No. 51764 ID: bffa2a

Hmmm, your brother would be really good for smuggling ops.
>>
No. 51765 ID: 227d44

>>51745
>zen
...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
>>
No. 51768 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399901270.png - (62.90KB , 800x600 , 83.png )
51768

>"Patty plus a pack of cigarettes."
>"K-ken-?"
>"Deal."
>"You're on, bab--
>>
No. 51769 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399905283.png - (50.80KB , 800x600 , 84.png )
51769

>"AS IF I'D SURRENDER PATRICK TO ANYONE, PUNK! GIVE ME BACK MY ORB!"
>>
No. 51770 ID: c80cec

>>51769
Is that it? SHOW THIS BITCH YOU MEAN BUSINESS!
>>
No. 51771 ID: 6faa8c

>>51769
You ain't done yet, Ken. Show this bitch why they call you SHORT FUSE!
>>
No. 51773 ID: f44349

>>51769
Shit, man.
We tried to warn you.
Are you still conscious?
If you are YOU'D BETTER FUCKING TUCK AND ROLL.
If you fall on your ass she'll cave your skull in before you even have time to get up. So get the fuck up NOW and return the favor.
>>
No. 51774 ID: e3c397

>>51769

Get up, you pussy. "Not bad for a bitch with a stick up her ass."
>>
No. 51776 ID: fb5d8e
File 125399975320.png - (57.99KB , 800x600 , 85.png )
51776

Suckerpunches don't do me shit, snatchcrotches!
>"Not bad for a bitch with a stick up her ass."
>>
No. 51777 ID: e3c397

>>51776

You better block that bullshit!
>>
No. 51778 ID: bffa2a

>>51769

Footwork sparkplug, footwork! You move like a pregnant hippo. You're going to lose in a punch out. Move and take your opportunity to pin her. Then armlock her until she taps out...

Oh, who am I kidding. Try not to die before she KO's you!
>>
No. 51779 ID: f44349

>>51776
FUCKING MOVE, MAN
IF YOU JUST SIT THERE SHE'S GONNA PUNCH YOU STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE
>>
No. 51783 ID: 728150

Fuck all that. Take the punch like I know you can, then cuntpunt the bitch.
>>
No. 51785 ID: 9bed1d

>>51776
>>51777

Nah, do not block! Evade, kick her legs away and headbutt her!
>>
No. 51792 ID: fb5d8e
File 125400097676.png - (79.22KB , 800x600 , 86.png )
51792

Evade and BANG!
>"UGH!"
Bulls-eye!

>"S-.. STOP!!!"
>>
No. 51795 ID: 15f6d6

Whatever. Your head is your most durable part. See if you can use your momentum to roll with her and end up on top, hopefully while driving your other knee into her guts.
>>
No. 51796 ID: bffa2a

>>51792

Leg lock, leg lock! Bite her on her shins!
>>
No. 51800 ID: 950eaa

Bitch, you think you got me beat?!

Headbutt her in the face.
>>
No. 51802 ID: fb5d8e
File 125400230844.png - (51.65KB , 800x600 , 87.png )
51802

Allright, allright! I got on top! I think I have this bitch pinned!

>"I'm not some thing you can bet on, and I definately don't want to see two people I love fight eachother! You're both horrible!"
>"P-patrick!!"
>>
No. 51803 ID: 950eaa

>>51802

HEADBUTT
>>
No. 51804 ID: 476456

Aahhhhh shit. you kids need to go apologize.

..after you finish beating eachother up.
>>
No. 51805 ID: bffa2a

>>51802

"Awwww, hell. Truce?" Then bite her tit.
>>
No. 51807 ID: 42322e

>>51802
lock her!
>>
No. 51813 ID: fb5d8e
File 125400291725.png - (39.95KB , 800x600 , 88.png )
51813

Yeah, she's distracted!
BANG!!
>"AUGH!"
>>
No. 51815 ID: 950eaa

>>51813

This is my orb. Keep my brother. I expect two packs of cigarettes though.
>>
No. 51816 ID: e3c397

>>51813

"That's for making Pat cry. He's a crossdressing faggot of a brother, but he's MY crossdressing faggot of a brother."
>>
No. 51822 ID: d57673

>>51813
HEY. SOMEBODY STOP US FALLING TO THE GROUND. CATCH US. WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK.
>>
No. 51827 ID: fb5d8e
File 125400340392.png - (40.57KB , 800x600 , 89.png )
51827

This kid is a devil--!
Wait-- -

---Tt was you guys firing him up to fight?!
I gave you to him so he'd behave and give Patrick less worries!
>>
No. 51829 ID: f21281

>>51827
Well. In our defense we scored him a triad relationship with two other girls.

Maybe the constant sex'll mellow him out.
>>
No. 51831 ID: 476456

Well you know we're working on it. But the kid has got to find his own groove.
>>
No. 51832 ID: f4963f

>>51827
Kick his ass Janine.

And seriously, you thought we'd make him better? Ahahaha~
>>
No. 51833 ID: 476456

Also he's smaller than you, pick him up and bodyslam him.
>>
No. 51836 ID: 276781

>>51827
He's a whiny faggot addicted to cigarettes and acts like he's got fucking Tourette's, Janine. He may be beyond even our ability.

But then again, we are the Orb of Infinite psyche - emphasis on infinite - some of us are bound to be using him to let out pent-up frustration on the world.
>>
No. 51837 ID: b672bc

>>51827
... what the fuck did you expect? I mean seriously.
>>
No. 51840 ID: c80cec

>>51827
Why would you think we would help him behave? We got you to do all sorts of things that are "against the rules" in the pursuit of your goals.
>>
No. 51845 ID: 904da4

>>51827

Do you have any idea how hard that is? The only way we can get him to listen to ANYTHING we say is by phrasing it in a toughguy way.

That said, he's gotten much better at this point. Figured he'd get a little less tense if he got his ass kicked by someone as capable as yourself
>>
No. 51846 ID: bffa2a

>>51827

Do you want the upper hand Janine? Tell him you know all about what a faggot he is. Kissing a man in plain sight. Then whack him.

It'll take a lot of work to mellow out this one.
>>
No. 51848 ID: 950eaa

We got him a girlfriend
>>
No. 51849 ID: fb5d8e
File 125400399887.png - (34.17KB , 800x600 , 90.png )
51849

Oh right.
>"HYAAA!!"
>"AAAA--"
-crack-
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No. 51855 ID: fb5d8e
File 125400444050.png - (25.21KB , 800x600 , 91.png )
51855

Really now, what you helped me do any helped me achieve my ambitions. I have an adorable husband, my company makes millions.. I'm the top in my field, all because you taught me never to compromise--Then again, I suppose this is what you are teaching this boy too.

A girlfriend? Him? But he is not cute at all!
>>
No. 51862 ID: 476456

>>51855
His environment is a little less peaceful, we're just teaching him the social skills he needs...

and who not to pick fights with, though clearly he failed that lesson.
>>
No. 51864 ID: f4963f

>>51855
No, he's not.
And he won't even go after boys.

Janine! What do we do? ;_;
>>
No. 51865 ID: 904da4

>>51855
Haha, you don't know the half of it.

That said, we kinda need to make the kid tough. Have you SEEN the people at this school? It's like X-men meets Oz.
>>
No. 51868 ID: 904da4

And not the Wizard of Oz fairy tale bullshit, either. We mean, like, PRISON Oz. Oswald State Penitentiary. Being shanked may be a legitimate concern here. We're tryin, girl, we're tryin.
>>
No. 51869 ID: 1689ab

>>51855
She's kinda a punk. Into the whole sexy violence thing.
We also snagged him a boyfriend. A girl who's crossdressing, but he doesnt know that yet. They have sort of an odd theeway relationship.

Tell you what Janine, how about you help us out a bit. After all, we've been through so much together. Force him to agree to wearing a dress for a bit. You beat him in combat, so you can probably get away with it. We'll force him to come to terms with it and use the humility to help him out just like we did with 58. We've got a good start here, but he's really stubborn about a lot of stuff.

Speaking of 58, how is he? How's the whole family for that matter? We never talk anymore...
>>
No. 51870 ID: 950eaa

>>51855

Well his girlfriend isn't exactly a beauty queen.

I say give us some more time.
>>
No. 51877 ID: fb5d8e
File 125400530367.png - (30.89KB , 800x600 , 92.png )
51877

So this school is that bad, huh? Yes, I'll give you more time. I'm sorry, I guess I underestimated the circumstances.
I'd gladly help out... but I don't see how making him to wear a dress would do anything. It's not like he's Fiddy..

Ah, well, I suppose speaking of Fiftyeight, or the 'esteemed Ferdinand'. He's in the hospital. Hit by a truck. Dr. Liza PHD is coming back from Africa to take care of him soon.

..Anyway, this about Ken now.
>>
No. 51880 ID: 476456

Fiddy got hit by a truck?! D:
>>
No. 51881 ID: 476456

Fiddy got hit by a truck?! D:
>>
No. 51883 ID: 950eaa

>>51877

There's his girlfriends coming now.

One says he's a boy, it's really a girl.
>>
No. 51884 ID: 904da4

>>51877
Speaking of which, looks like his two girlfriends are coming up behind you now. Look sharp.

>He's in the hospital. Hit by a truck.
For the love of...! Goddamn, we're away for just 10 years and look what happens.
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No. 51886 ID: c80cec

>>51883
And he doesn't know that the one with light hair is really a girl, but don't spoil it! We're having a little fun, you see.
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No. 51887 ID: 904da4

>>51886
Just a bit. Kind of like our payment for putting up with his mouth, you see.
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No. 51891 ID: 1689ab

>>51877
You gotta trust us, Janine. He needs to learn that he can be accepting of others without that making him any less of a man. One of the easiest ways to do this is gonna be to get him in someone elses shoes. Therefore, we need him to be in a dress. Look, there are his girlfriends now. The blonde one is a girl, yes. But he doesnt know it.

Ok, heres what you do, you tell them that you're a doctor (or something) and that the only way to keep Ken healthy is if he spends at least an hour a day in womens clothing.
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No. 51892 ID: 904da4

>>51891
...
There's no way they'll buy that.
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No. 51894 ID: fb5d8e
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51894

Fiddy almost died too. It was quite hectic.

Hm.

>"Hello girls, it seems I've beaten up your boyfriend."
>"..Huh. How pathetic. I guess he's not as fierce as I thought he was, getting beaten up by some fucking office woman."
>"Pathetic."
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No. 51898 ID: 476456

"Some office woman?"
Get ready to throw down.

careful they're both armed.
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No. 51899 ID: 950eaa

>>51894

"I'll make you eat your own panties, girl. You AND your little boy/girlfriend."
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No. 51900 ID: 904da4

>>51894
Try to preserve his image, or you'll undo all that we've done here.

Also, they're mocking you.
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No. 51904 ID: e3c397

>>51894

Adjust glasses. "Looks can deceive, girls."
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No. 51905 ID: 904da4

>>51898
If you do, know that the dark haired girl carries a set of butterfly knives in her coat and shoes. Dunno about the other, we haven't seen her mind yet.
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No. 51906 ID: 95484a

>>51894
Great, you've made him look bad and undone what little we've managed to accomplish. Good work, Janine.
You could probably challenge one of them to show that you're not who they think you are and restore some order, but it might not help much.

Oh, and tell Fiddy we said hi too next time you talk to him. We hope he gets well soon!
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No. 51909 ID: 1689ab

Explain that of course you beat him up. You have magical powers. Where did they think the orb was from? You've also placed a curse on him, he won't be able to win a fight until he either appologises to you or unless he's wearing something girly.

If they don't believe you, proceed to kick their asses.
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No. 51916 ID: 904da4

Make sure they know you know about the weapons, too. It'll psyche them out.
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No. 51922 ID: 6faa8c

Janine:

SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
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No. 51929 ID: 276781

>>51909
>>51916
Their names are Charity (dark hair) and Lucy (light hair.)

Knowing their names when you've never seen them before might help sell the whole "I'm fucking magical, ignorant little girls" schtick.
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No. 51942 ID: fb5d8e
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51942

..Aaahh.. Who the fuck was that..?

>"..H..Hey Sister Grim.. If Ken fought her by himself.. a-and still got a hit on her - in her face no less..."
>"..Y-yeah..?"
>".. ..Is it okay if he's my boyfriend too?"

..Hmm..
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No. 51943 ID: 15f6d6

Pop a boner.
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No. 51945 ID: 43d730

With all this fighting in private schools action, I'm surprised no one with a pompadour has shown up yet.
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No. 51951 ID: 5d5878

>>51942
Don't worry. We trained her long ago. Stick with us and you'll reach that level in no time.
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No. 51954 ID: c80cec

>>51942
Yeah that's our girl, Janine! We done taught her good, yeah?
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No. 51962 ID: 904da4

I'm so fucking proud.
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No. 51966 ID: 1689ab

This is why you should do what say all the goddamn time. Got it kids?
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No. 51976 ID: 6faa8c

>>51942
Goddamn you are all disgraceful. Get up.
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No. 51977 ID: 1689ab

Quick! Dress ken up in womans clothing, claim that that girl did it.
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No. 52006 ID: fb5d8e
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52006

>"Well.. allright.. but I'll be your rival."
>"No--I will love both you and Short Fuse the same. Won't you be able to do so too?"
>"..W.. Well.. m.. I guess so.."
>"Shut... up... assmaggots..."
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No. 52014 ID: 42322e

>>52006
gg
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No. 52016 ID: e3c397

>>52006

This is the best worst relationship I've ever seen.
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No. 52057 ID: 3ab097

One day Reaver will make a quest about a peaceful heterosexual couple who aren't family and everybody will shit bricks.
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No. 52060 ID: 5d5878

>>52057
Yeah, but by then we'll all have been used to the dysfunctional relationships in his quests and will get bored.
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No. 52190 ID: e8d8be

>>52057

For some reason i really doubt that will happen.
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No. 52192 ID: 9e9b47

Angry love is the best love.
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No. 52852 ID: 1029ae

I cannot for the life of me find Part 2. >: Someone help?
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No. 52857 ID: 613875

page 2 of the archives.

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/25930.html
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No. 52866 ID: 1029ae

>>52857
Thanks a heap!
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No. 52892 ID: 1029ae

>>52857
Ok, done with that, is that all there is to it?
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