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503153 No. 503153 ID: d6ae01

You are ROTTEL. Octary's birthday is coming up a week ago, so you need to get her something extra special!
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No. 503154 ID: d6ae01
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503154

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No. 503155 ID: d6ae01
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503155

*Crack!*
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No. 503156 ID: d6ae01
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503156

Oh no! Someone has murdered Rottel!

There's blood everywhere! Clearly she was undone by a gunshot wound caused by A RENDITION OF A GUN SO ACCURATE EVEN TGCHAN CAN'T POSSIBLY COMPLAIN (or 'AROAGSAETCPC' for short).

There's a BOXED COPY OF STARCRAFT II: HEART OF THE SWARM nearby. Perhaps it's a clue????

You are OCTARY and you need to get to the bottom of this!
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No. 503158 ID: 55c4cf

roll glocktary
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No. 503159 ID: 98cd65

open box hug corpse
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No. 503161 ID: 0cb5f5

consume flesh
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No. 503163 ID: c4e057

Heart of the Swarm!? It must have been Ratco, ancient shape-shifting evil!! Quick get your APM up by picking up the gun several times per second or you'll never make it!
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No. 503169 ID: d6ef5d

Obviously you must take the game and play it, ignoring the brutally murdered corpse of your friend that you totally had nothing to do with. It's what she would have wanted. After all, she left it for you to find.
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No. 503175 ID: d97d64

BURN box, FIRE gun, CRY over corpse.
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No. 503190 ID: f06c9f

Ok um the shadows aren't that dark you clearly did it.
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No. 503191 ID: 001618

grab that box and play it till you get 100% completion on that game for it surely will have the answers you seek once you do.
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No. 503194 ID: d3bdc2

Perhaps it was your evil twin!

Or possibly your good twin.

Don't want to engage in alignment discrimination, here.
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No. 503199 ID: 84b8a7

Establish a crime scene perimeter with lot and lot of caution tape. Lots. And get a pipe and cool hat damn it. Also Call for backup in case you are a psycho killer with a multiple personality or the killer is hoping to pick off the next person that found the body.
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No. 503246 ID: d6ae01
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503246

>PERHAPS THE MURDERER IS THE ONE WHO STANDS BEFORE US
You? You would never kill Rottel! She and you are OTP BFFS! The only other people nearly as close as you two are Lawyerdog and Lagotrope. If Lawyerdog and Lagotrope were more like Lagodog and Lawyertrope.

If only the previous cutscene wasn't so professionally shaded, then you could look a few posts up and know exactly who did this. Alas, things are not so convenient!

>EVIL TWIN????
Could this be the work of a dastardly twin created by a science so mad even Tory wouldn't touch it?

You're pretty sure that isn't not not the case.
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No. 503247 ID: d6ae01
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503247

>Quick get your APM up by picking up the gun several times per second or you'll never make it!
You grab the gun, making sure to AMP your APM as high as it'll go.
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No. 503248 ID: d6ae01
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503248

>PLAY SC2!!!
You load up Starcrafts.

One matchmaking later and you find yourself-- oh no! You're being rushed by speedlings! There's only one SC2 player skillful enough to pull this off?

Have you the MICRO to counter this MACRO? You could always try MIND GAMES.
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No. 503250 ID: d6ef5d

Counter speedlings by putting setting up a speed limit, and declaring your base a school zone.
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No. 503251 ID: 7217c1

Mind games! Yes! Lift up your buildings and have them start moving around in circles, then worker rush.
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No. 503253 ID: 619ff6
503253

pull that supply depot up immediately and a-click moveclick like your life depends on it, which it does!!!
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No. 503255 ID: f2c20c

>>503248
MIND GAMES.
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No. 503256 ID: c4e057

>>503250
Those poor marines need training ;-;

Get your opponent to wait until you can make some academies.
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No. 503257 ID: bf54a8

make a polonotary fortodds!
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No. 503258 ID: ec0bf5

Throw out a sandwich to distract them. It's a new ability for marines with the latest patch.
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No. 503270 ID: 55c4cf

Quit the game and draw instead.
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No. 503318 ID: 39767b

When you lose, throw the monitor out the window.
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No. 503338 ID: d6ae01
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503338

>Mind games! Yes! Lift up your buildings and have them start moving around in circles, then worker rush.
You lift off the Barracks and consider Worker Rushing, but maybe you can win this with the power of your Micro! Some of the Zerglings run around your lifted barracks, while another seems more interested in your supply depot.

>>503253
You make the marine stutter-step with all your might!

Except the marine ignores your command, drops his gun, and flees in terror. Oh right-- they added that in the recent patch to make the game more realistic. Oddly, everyone still complains about Overlords.

>make a polonotary fortodds!
You already made an Orbortal Colomander!

>Throw out a sandwich to distract them. It's a new ability for marines with the latest patch.
It works! Too bad your marine is useless now.

>Quit the game and draw instead.
You quit with the best manners you can muster.
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No. 503339 ID: d6ae01
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503339

>When you lose, throw the monitor out the window.
You invite Rottel over for one of your draw-parties while you ponder who you should ask for help.

Come to think of it, you don't know what to draw, either!

You feel a strange need to tell Rottel that you're not drawing porn right now. She is motionless, but you catch the slightest hint of a frown.
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No. 503341 ID: 98cd65

Ask Brom For Help he's a really together guy
also draw a flower
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No. 503343 ID: 7217c1

You should ask that Typo guy I hear he helps people.
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No. 503348 ID: 26e4bb

You must draw a plasma heat electrical eolic arc reactor 3000 MKII platinum gold special rare edition.
NAKED
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No. 503353 ID: ec0bf5

A frown? Clearly that means you have made a mistake. You should instead draw the most explicit thing you can think of. To lure in the murderer. Get Slinkoboy to help he does that stuff all the time.
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No. 503355 ID: 0cb5f5

clearly dylan can fix everything. draw a quest update
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No. 503367 ID: 6bef59

Invent a completely new colour today.

you could ask that overlord guy around, I hear he knows some stuff about art.
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No. 503372 ID: 55c4cf

Draw Slinkobo
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No. 503382 ID: cff2a9

Draw Slinkababe
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No. 503552 ID: d6ae01
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503552

>Give the paper the SlinkoB
All this talk of Slinkoboy causes you to try and mimic his style. You can't quite manage to draw that badly, though.

You draw some incredibly hot porn, but you accidentally spill pencil ink on it.

You hear a chill voice speak up behind you.
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No. 503553 ID: d6ae01
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503553

"Hey, Octary. What's... did you kill Rottel again?"

"Typo? Uh-- I found her that way!"

"Yeah, um. I'm gonna have to take you to court. Come with me right meow."
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No. 503554 ID: d6ae01
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503554

Soon...

"...And as you can see, I have this photo of her committing the act. I used some high-tech processing to remove the absolutely splendid shading job it had originally. You can try to argue your way out of this, Octary, but Northwestern would have a better chance at making the tournament than you do of being declared innocent. Nothing short of a shot across the court with half a second left can save you now!"
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No. 503555 ID: d6ae01
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503555

"Hmm. I see. The court recognizes that Octary is pretty much guilty. But for the sake of ending this update, the court will ask the defense for its opening statement."
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No. 503556 ID: d6ae01
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503556

"Uh."

Don't you get a plucky side-kick!?

or a busty one??
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No. 503558 ID: 29c085

GO FOR THAT BUZZER BEATER
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No. 503559 ID: 7217c1

I think your would-be sidekick is kind of deceased at the moment.

Quick, find a spirit medium!
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No. 503560 ID: d6ef5d

I don't have to be found innocent. I can get this case thrown out of court!

How was this evidence obtained? There was no warrant- it was obtained in an illegal search and seizure! And how was the the photograph taken, by illegally surveilling the deceased's home with hidden camera? Furthermore, the "photgraphic" evidence has been subject to digital manipulation, and isn't even a photo at all- but a drawing!.

I move that this evidence be thrown out of court. And then I move that the case be dismissed on the ground of insufficient evidence.

Then I ask that Slinko here be charged for prosecutorial misconduct, illegal search and surveillance, falsification of evidence, and attempting to frame me.

Also, he was somehow the arresting officer and the prosecutor which I'm pretty sure breaks separation of powers rules.
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No. 503561 ID: d636c8

Get Slinkoboy to draw you a plucky AND busty slissa sidekick.
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No. 503562 ID: c4e057

Use high tech processing on >>503552 to persuade the court of your innocence.


>>503561
Yes, this sounds good. Get trout in here.
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No. 503563 ID: d6ef5d

>>503560
>Slinko here
Trout, excuse me.
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No. 503567 ID: 0cb5f5

this is a Job for the busty AND plucky lawyergoatdog !
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No. 503568 ID: 7217c1

>>503561
This would work too I think.
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No. 503582 ID: f2c20c

>>503556
Rottel can be your plucky sidekick!

Obviously you didn't kill her, because she's alive. Case dismissed.
I mean how would you kill someone more than once unless they can come back from the dead?
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No. 503593 ID: b67797

Yeah, I think you need a lawyerdog here.
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No. 503619 ID: d6ae01
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503619

>>503561
>>503563
"You can't give up now! You might not have evidence, but if you think about it the answer will... why are you looking at me like that"

"Trout."

"Yes?"

"Tits."

"What?"

"Why."

"Um... I'm Trout? Wait-- I feel like I should be objecting to this."
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No. 503620 ID: d6ae01
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503620

You sigh. "Whatever. Let's get this out of the way before literally everyone asks about it. Why no nipples."

"Because I'm a lizard."

"Cool."

would have preferred lawyerdog.
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No. 503621 ID: d6ae01
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503621

You raise your hand, determined to turn the tides in your favor!

>How was this evidence obtained? There was no warrant- it was obtained in an illegal search and seizure! And how was the the photograph taken, by illegally surveilling the deceased's home with hidden camera? Furthermore, the "photgraphic" evidence has been subject to digital manipulation, and isn't even a photo at all- but a drawing!. 

I move that this evidence be thrown out of court. And then I move that the case be dismissed on the ground of insufficient evidence. 

Then I ask that Slinko here be charged for prosecutorial misconduct, illegal search and surveillance, falsification of evidence, and attempting to frame me. 

Also, he was somehow the arresting officer and the prosecutor which I'm pretty sure breaks separation of powers rules.
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No. 503623 ID: d6ae01
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503623

"What do you have to say about that, Prosecutor Typo?"

"Um. Sports."

"I'll allow it. Please call your first witness."

"Right!! I call..."
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No. 503624 ID: d6ae01
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503624

"Rottel!"

"Hi!"

Typo scratches his fro. "Er, wait. I wasn't supposed to call her yet. Can we, um, pretend that didn't happen?"
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No. 503625 ID: 7217c1

Oops!

Whatever! I'll do it live! Rottel, who killed you?
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No. 503626 ID: d6ef5d

The deceased isn't even deceased! How can anyone be guilty of murder if the supposed victim is alive and well?!

Move to dismiss. This is preposterous.
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No. 503631 ID: 0cb5f5

sure. load previous state


snes9x
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No. 503634 ID: ec0bf5

Press her, and press her hard. Don't let her start talking or everything will be revealed. Get Trout to hold her down so she can't interrupt with evidence of your guilt.
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No. 503656 ID: 9ddf68

Rottel your alive... WTF
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No. 503661 ID: dd7c28

Well, the victim herself is probably the best witness of all!
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No. 503683 ID: 55c4cf

Call a mistrial, suplex rottel.
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No. 503699 ID: d97d64

>>503683
Do this.
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No. 503875 ID: d6ae01
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503875

"Sorry. You made the pass and now you must deal with the interception."

"Grr. That's not even how you say it. Right. Okay. Just let me think. Hmm."

"Hmmmmm."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

>>503625
>>503661
"Whatever! I'll do it live! Rottel, who killed you?"
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No. 503877 ID: d6ae01
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503877

Rottel waves her adorable little claw around. "The answer's pretty obvious if you look at the weapon itself."

"Huh? What about it?"

"You still don't get it? I uploaded images of this on google so you'd figure this out! Geez! It's all about the type of gun. You see, my killer wasn't Octary..."
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No. 503878 ID: d6ae01
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503878

"It was Glocktary!"

Typo bangs his desk. "What? No! That's-- no! I object! I'm mashing Y as hard as I can! You are not recreating Christian Laettner's buzzer beater!"
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No. 503879 ID: d6ae01
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503879

"Hrng!"
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No. 503880 ID: d6ae01
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503880

3... 2... 1... *Bzz*

"nooooooooooooooooooo"

"Um. Right. In light of this new evidence, I have no choice but to find the defendant..."
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No. 503881 ID: d6ae01
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503881

*Confetti*
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No. 503882 ID: d6ae01
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503882

"Hurray! We did it!"

"I knew I didn't kill you this time!"

Typo shrugs. "Ah, well. All's well that ends well, hm?"
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No. 503883 ID: d6ae01
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503883

>>503683
"Hyah!"



"WHAT."

The end!
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No. 503887 ID: d6ef5d

>>503883
Even if you kill her, they can't charge you for it! Double jeopardy- booyah!
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