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51810 No. 51810 ID: af9412

The water's rising, so quick and cold.
This is an unlikely place to drown.
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No. 51932 ID: 4553b2

>>51920
That's... actually a very good idea. Do it.
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No. 51934 ID: 15f6d6

Facepunch sounds like a great plan. Let's do that.
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No. 51937 ID: f44349

Come on! Come on!
THINK!
Okay... if the air is going OUT, then it must be escaping to somewhere with no water!
Yes!
We don't need to PLUG it we need to make it BIGGER.
We can follow the air to freedom!

But that still doesn't help us find the hole...
Hm...
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No. 51938 ID: 99ff38

>>51926

Punching things is the best way out of anything. Do it.
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No. 51946 ID: af9412
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51946

>>51937
If we widen the hole, the air will just escape faster, the water level will shoot up, and we'll drown in an instant.

Brennan makes his peace and prays for a miracle.
The rest of us do the same.

Whoever you are, please, take care of my family.
Tell me wife Alel I love her.
Look after my little girl, Finnie.
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No. 51950 ID: fb5d8e

We will. Do not worry.
Leave all your earthly problems behind. It is time to rest, child.
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No. 51953 ID: 15f6d6

You goblins are pretty freaking dumb if you think that's how physics work.
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No. 51955 ID: 6faa8c

>>51946

>Look after my little girl, Finnie.

>Finnie

>Finnese

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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No. 51956 ID: 99ff38

That's not how liquid physics work, you know. You will suffocate on CO2 before you drown, if the water ever gets there, that is.
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No. 51958 ID: 476456

Widen the hole and swim through it, whats the worst that could happen. you could DROWN? You're already GOING to drown. HOLD OUT HOPE YOU...GOBLINS
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No. 51959 ID: f44349

>If we widen the hole, the air will just escape faster, the water level will shoot up, and we'll drown in an instant.
But... but...
;_;

>Finnie
...We will. We'll look after her. I promise.
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No. 51963 ID: 1689ab

Damnit, don't just stand there! Who cares if you're about to die! That's no reason to give up! Thats all the more reason to fight ever harder! Take that pick and swing it! What's the worst that can happen? You've only ever truly lost if you give up! FIGHT! Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!
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No. 51965 ID: 15f6d6

Shit yourselves in consternation.
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No. 51967 ID: 15f6d6

Shit yourselves in consternation.
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No. 51968 ID: 15f6d6

Shit yourselves in consternation.
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No. 51969 ID: 15f6d6

Shit yourselves in consternation.
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No. 51970 ID: 950eaa

Pray for a swift death
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No. 51971 ID: af9412
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51971

Nine in the mine, trapped down below.
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No. 51972 ID: 15f6d6

Start fucking like rabbits.
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No. 51973 ID: 99ff38

Well now it's a good time to try that gay sex you've been hearing about.

It's not like anyone will care at this point.
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No. 51974 ID: af9412
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51974

Down, down, down in the...

...ground?
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No. 51978 ID: f44349

Wait... did the water just go... down?!

YES
LIVE GOD DAMN YOU
LIVE
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No. 51979 ID: af9412
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51979

There are bubbles coming up from below.
It's clean, fresh air. Forcing down the water level.
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No. 51980 ID: 15f6d6

Touch penis.
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No. 51981 ID: 950eaa

>>51974

Sit there and frown.
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No. 51982 ID: c80cec

>>51979
Hot damn! Is the water level still going down?
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No. 51983 ID: 0d3a22

>>51979
Quickly pull pants back up. Pretend nothing happened.
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No. 51984 ID: 6faa8c

>>51979
You might live.

Stay aware! Something else may go wrong!
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No. 51985 ID: f4963f

>>51979
... good!

Investigate their source? Though I guess you can't see underwater.

Well, inform the others.
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No. 51987 ID: af9412
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51987

The water level continues to drop. After another two hours, the chamber is clear enough to breathe comfortably and stand. The water is shallow.
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No. 51990 ID: db0334

>dat hand


Also, escape?
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No. 51991 ID: c80cec

>>51987
So are the passages traversable now?
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No. 51992 ID: f44349

>>51987
Brilliant!
Wonderful!
Beautiful!
Now...
We're getting you out.

Assess surroundings.
Exits? Holes? Things?
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No. 51993 ID: 99ff38

>>51987

Have an orgy in celebration of good fortune
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No. 51996 ID: af9412
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51996

Brennan is the one to notice a rope in the corner of the chamber, where the water is deepest. Where it connects to the main tunnel.
There's some kind of floater on the end. Really catches the eye.

I wonder who could've sent it.
Maybe I should follow it?
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No. 51997 ID: f4963f

>>51996
DO EET.
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No. 52000 ID: f44349

>>51996
Ohhhh! A rescue crew!
Yes! Follow it!
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No. 52003 ID: af9412
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52003

We all go together or not at all. Linked together, we grab to the rope and give a tug, and it pulls us upwards, through the blackness.
The water is cold and dark around us, a torrent flowing around us with all the rush of a storm.

I don't know how far it is to the surface. My lungs burn. The rope continues to pull, drawing my weak bones with it.
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No. 52005 ID: 6faa8c

>>52003
KEEP ON HOLDING

YOU'LL MAKE IT

THINK OF YOUR FAMILY

LIVE FOR THEM
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No. 52007 ID: f44349

>>52003
:D
Hold on tight!
As tight as the tightest tight that ever tighted a tight!
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No. 52008 ID: af9412
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52008

I don't know quite what happens next
But suddenly, it's over
The sun is so bright it's blinding
A man stands over me
A man sent by god to save us
He says his name is Malto
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No. 52009 ID: f44349

>>52008
:3
You're safe now. Everyone is safe.
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No. 52012 ID: af9412
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52012

My friends and I are all rescued. The man who led the operation was the Baron Malto. We thanked him with our deepest sincerity and he told us to return to our families, which we were all too happy to do.

Our ordeal is behind us.

I return to my wife and daughter. Little Finnie is crying. She thought she would never see me again.
I thought the same.
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No. 52018 ID: af9412
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52018

To remember the day the kindness of strangers reunited us as a family, I tie a small band around little Finnie's ear.

Our savior asked nothing in return. He was content to see us alive and well.
Someday I hope my family can return the favor Baron Malto has so graciously and selflessly bestowed upon us.
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No. 52020 ID: af9412
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52020

If there's any justice in this world, the Maltos will live long and well.
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No. 52033 ID: 42322e

>>52020
LONG LIVE MALTO
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No. 52051 ID: 9d07d9

MEIOU
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No. 52065 ID: 8ce2bf

So yeah let's not rule out raping our minions. You never know what situation may come up.
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No. 52288 ID: fb5d8e

Oh my god <3
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No. 52400 ID: de913c

Goblin Miners? Perhaps we could take advantage of this...

We do need to expand upon our base of operations, and we might very well figure a way to rake in some income.

Perhaps it's time to visit our friend, the collector. We need to make a powerful ally.
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