Claire, you've had one hell of a week. Relax for once, let your belly grow full of wine, cheese and food, and let your head be filled with party.

You've earned it!

>>524053
Time to find out if a Lich can still get drunk/high.

Who's that mantis over there dressed in red? That reminds me, what was the rule about how Folken resurrected? I presume that once the lich in charge of him dies, he can't resurrect?

Have you warned anyone that we should expect tapioca to rain from the skies sometime soon?

things that seem a little out of place are the mantis missing an eye and another one where a red robe. other then that Booze

and come on tapioca rain we've been waiting on you since liz for god's sake

Maybe we need to detonate the tapioca pudding ourselves?
Also, [Turn the fire pink. Or into butterflies] just to see if we can do reality fucking ourselves with all that power drained into us

[ETA on tapioca missile]

Where is Lust? The smell of booze and grilling sausage ought to have enticed him to consciousness.

I advise Claire to ask if anyone has some LSD, or whatever it's equivalent is.

It's the one drug I know of that has a 100% chance to make you "Disbelieve the True Illusion".

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)01:32 No. 524164 ID: b3ca75
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>Who's that mantis over there dressed in red?
I don’t know… a teacher maybe? A student, perhaps?
>mantis missing an eye.
Hey, accidents happen, you know. They probably haven’t got a replacement eye that fits lying around.
>[Turn the fire pink. Or into butterflies]
…I’m not drunk enough to see that stuff… yet…
>[ETA on tapioca missile]
[Tapioca pudding missile will hit in a few updates… please stand by…]

>Claire, you've had one hell of a week. Relax for once, let your belly grow full of wine, cheese and food, and let your head be filled with party.
Oh, what the hell, give me some of the good stuff.
Here you go.
Oh, and Claire, try this cheese, it’s awesome!
Don’t mind if I do!
…and Claire? There’s something important I must tell you… it’s… well…um… it’s just…

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)01:33 No. 524165 ID: b3ca75
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I’m actually a flying spaghetti monster.
All hail the flying spaghetti monster.
Amen!!
We’re all followers of the gospel of flying spaghetti monster!
…wow, this cheese most have been a lot more powerful than I thought… what’s it called and where can I buy more of it?

Insert the one true god_

>>524164
love how everyone eyes just turned green here

OK as for shit to do, grab some booze and lets get out of here as things are starting to become just a little more fucked up then I would like them to be. Just walk out and if anyone ask just say you're going to the bathroom or something.

Claire. Everyone is looking at you.

Not anymore they aren't. PARTY!

Ok, now you're dreaming, this time a honest one. Let's lucid the shit up this party!

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)03:04 No. 524177 ID: b3ca75
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>PARTY!
AAWWWW YEEAAAAH!!
>Wake up.
Mhnn… huh? …oh gods, my head! It’s like a jackhammer is going wild in there…
Ow… be quite… please… so bright…
Mngt… ZzZzZz…

Insert The night after_

Renault always looks so adorable in maids outfits. Also, GOOD MORNING!

Huh, who knew you being off distorted our own vision..

Also, naked mantis rumps with pleased lizard!

...You know I'm very interested about what happened here last night because as I can see you managing to score with Renault, Waran, and Dylon at once I am very surprised to see Thanra and Thanros? Backladder? not to sure who's at the foot of your bed but still.

>>524184
That's blackadder, he has the upper right eye markings.

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)06:42 No. 524187 ID: b3ca75
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>I'm very interested about what happened here last night.
I… I can’t remember clearly. Just bit and pieces and… ow, maybe when I’ve done something about this pounding headache I can recall it.
>Renault always looks so adorable in maid outfits.
Mmm… that’s a sight I can wake up to every morning~

>GOOD MORNING!
AAH!! Don’t scream, dammit!
Sir! I’m awake, si- Ow… son of a-
Owowow… what’s with all the screaming… my head is killing me… and… and why does my butt hurt?
W-what am I doing here!? N-naked!? Wha-
Can’t breathe… lizard butt in the way… urh…
ZzZzZz… Why yes… I want that… cake… ZzZzZz…

Insert Bacon and eggs, stat!_

Well, looks like you guys just had your very first orgy.

Sex after a stressful situation is perfectly normal so don't feel too bad about it guys.

So get dressed and if you want to never think about it again thats ok too!

my question now is who sleep with who~

>>524191
everyone with everyone!

>>524187
Oops. Looks like Blackadder and Thanra are up for more prison time. Or maybe they didn't interact directly. Or maybe nobody will remember so they get off scott free. Don't bring it up just yet.

Ask if anyone knows any cures for a hangover. Maybe Waran does? Also ask Thanra to move a bit, she's suffocating Dylon.

...well.

Okay, breakfast time. We can figure out who actually did anything they might regret and who just fell asleep in a drunken pile later.

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)09:37 No. 524199 ID: b3ca75
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>Ask if anyone knows any cures for a hangover.
The best thing I’ve found for a hangover is lots of water and a really fat breakfast.
Y-you don’t s-seem hangover at all…
Of course not! You guys are just lightweights, that’s all.

>everyone with everyone!
…Now that my memories are coming back… yes, that’s about right… well… Thanra and I never really “interacted” directly but all the guys did both girls… and… Waran also did… oh my…
>Looks like Blackadder and Thanra are up for more prison time. Or maybe they didn't interact directly.
…Gods, I had sex with my brother… again… I actually broke the law this time…
I don’t care about any law! I love you Thanra! No matter what!
I… don’t know what to say…
Um… Ren? Why aren’t you sitting down with the rest of us?
I-I rather stand. My behind is all sore… I wonder why? Wait… I remember som- wait… WARAN!? Oh gods, no! NONONONONO! NO!
…oh right, I remember that. That was… “interesting” to watch… though, I have to say, Waran, you’re taking this revelation a bit better than Ren.
Meh, I’ve already accepted that I’m a bit bi.
I’m never going to be clean again!!

Insert Use soap_

>>524199
>both girls
If you and Thanra didn't directly interact then there wasn't any girl on girl action, Claire.

Reassure Ren. It's okay, nobody's judging him, and he's no less of a man for doing it.

Ask if Dylon is going to stay here, or move on like he was about to do before the Alyssa/Ridcully thing happened.

so that's what a mantis looks like when they blush. Anyway any plans for the day oooooorrrrr what?

>I… don’t know what to say…
Well. You kind of have to decide how you feel about this. Do you want to be with Blackadder, or not? Forget about the law. Figure out if you're okay with this, or if it's what you want.

Once you've decided we worry about the problem of avoiding the witch hunt, or finding a way to let Blackadder down.

>I'll never be clean!
There there, Ren. It'll be okay. Calm down.

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)11:02 No. 524207 ID: b3ca75
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>Reassure Ren. It's okay, nobody's judging him, and he's no less of a man for doing it.
I-I’m going to t-take a cold s-shower… for a w-while… just a f-few hours… with a lot of soap.
>Ask if Dylon is going to stay here or move on?
I’m sorry, but in two days’ time I will need to go back to the capital… of course, that doesn’t mean I’ll be back. It will be just a few days at most!

>You kind of have to decide how you feel about this. Do you want to be with Blackadder, or not?
I… I… I don’t know…
Thanra… you’re the only girl I’ve meet that have accepted me for who I am… please…
And you’re the only guy… or girl I’ve ever meet that didn’t just use me for a quick fling…
Wait… you’ve dated a chick?
Shut up! I was experimenting! And… I don’t know what to decide about this…
Don’t decide on anything! You’re both under arrest for incest! You will follow me and we’ll see a therapist before we decide how you will be judged!
Where in the seven hells did you come from!?
No one expects the paladin order! And you, Claire, you should come see me today about your therapist time, alright?

>Anyway any plans for the day oooooorrrrr what?
…well, not really… except the whole thing The Servok forced on us.

Insert Everyone expects the insert_

>arrest
...wait, when did they come under the paladin's legal authority, anyways? I thought members of the mercs guild explicitly weren't considered citizens of either the kingdom or the empire. And we're on our own grounds. Doesn't that mean their laws don't apply?

>>524207
>Lizbeth still lives
Oh for crap's sake. There's no way you can even see that since it's behind your head, so it's not a hallucination, unless we're somehow affected by your mental trauma. Which I doubt. We've got a problem, Claire. Let's go see that therapist immediately, since I think once we do we're gonna start seeing some real evidence of what's going on here.

Tell them that dream sex doesn't count. If they say that it's due to seeing both of them go into your room for last night's roll in the hay, tell them that you were there and will testify that no incest happened. If they say they know for sure it happened, accuse them of being creepy voyeurs and also ask exactly how the hell they spied on you so you can put an end to that.

quick question, why are the paladins still here, they've destroyed the vessel, killed off ALL the undead, and finished off all of the sins so WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE? I mean come on even these guys have to take a brake sometime right?

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)11:54 No. 524220 ID: b3ca75
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>when did they come under the paladin's legal authority, anyways?
Every nation and guild that works with us is under our authority, like the adventuring guild, the owner of this school, for example.
>Tell them that dream sex doesn't count.
You do realize we’re not deaf, right? We have heard everything you’ve said at this table. But you do not need to worry about your friends. After all, if we don’t execute someone like Pride why would we hurt someone for such a minor crime? We simply want to help them.

>why are the paladins still here?
Paperwork, taking care of some lose ends, more paperwork, keeping check on the last lich alive, even more paperwork and we’re also opening a class for paladins here in the school that need supervision. Oh, and did I mention paperwork?

>Let's go see that therapist immediately, since I think once we do we're gonna start seeing some real evidence of what's going on here.
Well then, Claire, The Servok has already briefed me about what has happen to you. Do you have any questions before we begin?
…weren’t you Warans healing teacher?
Why, yes. I’m a grand master, both in mental healing as in psychical healing. I might work at the school, but I’m actually employed by the paladin order. That’s why The Servok trusted me to do this. Now, is there anything particularly you want to talk about, or should we start from the beginning?

Insert Talk is free_

>>524220
Well you could talk about how you're a construct created for the express purpose of killing a god, and you're not completely sure you even accomplished that. If there was a way of confirming Liz is dead, that would be nice. Might want to ask him if he knows about your other secret, because if he doesn't know you're a lich you should probably keep it that way.

You could talk about all the horrible things Alyssa put you though, and how she's a huge bitch that doesn't deserve to experience even a single thing, much less everything.

You could talk about how you've been going through so many layers of dreams you're not sure if you're still in one or not.

>anything you want to talk about
What, you mean like I hear voices? Or you mean like the fact I've been raped by horrible undead monsters, I discovered I am a horrible undead monster, I discovered my entire life was a lie and I'm only a construct who's existed for days, half or more of those days have been spent inside dreams and illusions that didn't really happen, I killed several gods, and I don't have any real proof that it's over and that I'm not currently stuck in another dream or illusion trying to fake me out with false victory? And that there's no way to tell if I'm receiving real warnings anymore or if I've just snapped.

Good luck with that mess, Doc. To fix that you've someone got to have an objective solution to the problem that no one can ever really tell if their experiences are real.

Not that they are even when they are, anyways. The entire universe is some kind of constructed simulation.

well if you want the short of it we arrived at this school thinking we killed my parents via undead hoard and was scared shitless that as soon as anyone found out I was a lich I'd be killed on sight but that was quickly replaced by the fear of the empire invading AND THAT was replaced by the fear of an undead hoard invading. That was also the first time I had to deal with paranoia as well since I made some friends in the empire who wanted to help us and not kill us and with boreworms and shapeshifters things were getting heated up quick. After that though we found ourselves trapped in a true illusion that took us over a month to figure out was a illusion and then once we did that we had to jump through true illusion after true illusion so not only did we have to question everyONE around us but also had to start questioning everyTHING as well. Then we finally pulled ourselves out of that mess we found out that our past was a complete lie and we've only been alive for about a week, then took down the rest of the sins, then found out the world we finally thought was the real world was, surprise surprise, another true illusion.

So to keep it short we have lost the ability to tell the difference between reality and illusions seeing as we have been mind fucked by so many of the damn things and can never truly trust anyone anymore.

So what's your take on that doc?

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)12:48 No. 524230 ID: b3ca75
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>If there was a way of confirming Liz is dead, that would be nice.
Do you have any evidence that you succeeded?
Um… I felt the power of the vessel disappear… and… I think I felt Liz die…
The Servok have given you ample proof of your success, like the fall of the undead horde or destruction of the vessels, yet you don’t believe it… why?
I… I think… um…
Do you disbelieve it because you think it’s a lie, or because you’re afraid it’s the truth?
…I don’t know…

>you mean like the fact I've been raped by horrible undead monsters, I discovered I am a horrible undead monster, I discovered my entire life was a lie and I'm only a construct who's existed for days, half or more of those days have been spent inside dreams and illusions that didn't really happen, I killed several gods, and I don't have any real proof that it's over and that I'm not currently stuck in another dream or illusion trying to fake me out with false victory? And that there's no way to tell if I'm receiving real warnings anymore or if I've just snapped.
…I have a lot to talk about… let’s start from the beginning…
Very well. Just remember, I can’t heal the scars you bear, but I can help you live with them. Now, tell me about your first day here…

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)12:49 No. 524231 ID: b3ca75
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Epilogue:

The Empire, the Republic and adventuring guild.

With the fall of the Republic, The Empire grew even closer to world domination… but as all Empires and nations, it rose and fell like the well-endowed bosoms of a woman in her best years, the only difference from the nations before it was the fall. Without the vessels influence it didn’t plunge the world into yet another dark age, instead it gave the world time to learn from it, to adapt to the new world that its fall ushered… and evolve beyond the technological stasis it was stuck in.

As for the adventuring guild, it survived, even thought it had to change both its form and name several times to exist in harmony of the coming times.

(Space doesn’t work like that! BOO!)

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)12:58 No. 524239 ID: b3ca75
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Paladin Order.

With the death of the undead horde, the order lost its major purpose, but instead of dissipating they decided to expand their duty’s to protect, to serve and to help those in need. Becoming the champions of the people in need, they tried to accomplish a single goal… to make the world a better place. Some say they succeeded while others that they failed, but in the end they made a difference…

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)13:13 No. 524246 ID: b3ca75
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Thanra and Loren.

So… we can still be together as long as we follow those rules?
Yes! And these aren’t even that bad either! Let’s see… yadda yadda… don’t tell anyone you’re related… don’t get biological kids, well, I’m sterile so that won’t happen… get permission from the order in case of marriage… same thing about adoption… not so bad, eh?
So… as long as we don’t screw up they won’t do anything?
That’s about the gist of it.
That’s great! …it’s just… I don’t think adventurer is a good career for a mother, is it? A bit to dangerous…
Well, Lord Dylon is looking for another aid…
Sweet!

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)13:24 No. 524252 ID: b3ca75
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Dylon.

Pillage all their jewels for the empress!
…um… sir, the real empress would probably chew you out if she knew you called your wife Claire for empress.
Hey, she’s the empress over me and that’s all that matters.
Milord, I wouldn’t call buying jewelry for plundering… even though these prices are a real steal… hmmm…
Yes, yes, I get the hint.
Hmm, now which country must I invade to get some anniversary presents for Waran and Ren…
It’s only your fifth anniversary… it doesn’t need to be anything fancy, you know…
I should probably pick something up for the kids though…

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)13:52 No. 524258 ID: b3ca75
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Waran.

So… how was your day, honey?
I had to get a four foot long steel hook out of some poor lizards butt… there were blood everywhere… sometimes I wonder why I choose this job…
To help people?
Oh yea… wasn’t I naive back then… at least I got the high salary to comfort me.
…you’re going to be such a good role model for the kids when they hatch, you greedy bastard~
Love you to, pumpkin.

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)14:01 No. 524262 ID: b3ca75
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Renault.

Wooo!!! Guess who Servok Alexander just appointed to become the new Grand Templar of this region!?
The paladin that had some humility?
What do you mean? I’m as humble as it gets! I’m so humble that… um… something humble is humbled by my presence?
The important thing is that my little paladin is home again.
This calls for a celebration, Honey! As soon as Dylon gets home we’ll go out to eat, my treat! …as long as the eggs are okay… they are okay, right?
Ren, sweetie, they’re fine, stop worrying about them.
It’s just… I’m used to the whole big tummy thing, not the egg thing…

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)14:04 No. 524263 ID: b3ca75
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Thanros and Balros.

So…
Well…
…
…
Why does it feel like someone forgot about us?
Dunno…

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)14:18 No. 524267 ID: b3ca75
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Claire.

…I became a grand master enchantress… was married with a Grand Templar of the paladin order, a high commander of the empire and a doctor… mother of ten kids that are doing alright in the world… lived a life in luxury… and cursed to see everyone I love die of old age. All in all… I’ve lived a good life… but… this is goodbye. Goodbye voices… and good luck with… whatever you’re doing.

Insert an ending_

Goodbye Claire.

Later Claire. Tell Kevros the others we said Hi. Or bye. Whichever

>>524267
I thought liches couldn't get pregnant. Did you find a way around that?

It's been fun. It's saddening that we will likely never again have adventures in this world, what with the Vessel destroyed and all, but at least we can know now that everything's gonna be alright.

Goodbye. Have fun in the afterlife! Your harem awaits you there. Give Graven our sincere thanks, and our regards to Liz and the others.

Summon the biggest fish.

...or destroy the universe via tapioca missile. Or the time paradox we caused by killing Liz before she could blow up the universe.

>>524246
...the solution was as easy as "lie that you aren't related in public?". Geeze. Why the drama.

>>524267
Heh. goodbye Claire. Take care of yourself, yeah?
Don't get yourself shanked or nothin'
We'll miss you.
It was fun, really.
We'll miss you.
The adventures we had, the mistakes we made.
It was all fun.
Goodbye Claire.
Take care now.
*Tears up* They grow up so fast.

See ya when I see ya Claire and its been fun. Glade to see that everything worked out for you in the end

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)15:56 No. 524286 ID: b3ca75
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>I thought liches couldn't get pregnant. Did you find a way around that?
Lust constructed me a bit more… realistic then most other construct. Let’s just say I don’t want to think too hard on why he did it.
>Don't get yourself shanked or nothin'
…
>Goodbye. Have fun in the afterlife!
…yes, goodbye… I’ll… I’ll miss you.

Claire destroys Claire’s phylactery!

…well then… just one more st-

Claire is hit by tapioca pudding! It’s super sticky!

…WHAT THE FU-

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)15:56 No. 524287 ID: b3ca75
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Tapioca pudding rains from the sky!

Blublublub!

Claire has drowned in Tapioca pudding!
Claire has been slain!

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)15:56 No. 524288 ID: b3ca75
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The world has drowned in Tapioca pudding!
The world was slain!

Congratulations! You got the “Tapioca pudding” Ending!
Restart
Restore
Wake up
Quit <--

That is the best ending. Well, second best. The first quests harem ending was better

Welp. Time to start a new game plus and beat Lavos in the first 5 minutes with one character.

*Selects Wakeup*

Suggestion 2013/07/13(Sat)16:22 No. 524295 ID: b3ca75
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>Time to start a new game plus and beat Lavos in the first 5 minutes with one character.
But the dream refused to change…
>Wake up!
Huh?
I found her! The whore tried to hide in one of our rooms!
Burn that bitch, like she deserves!!

Insert Had you going there for a while_

Wait it was a fakeout!?

Figure out whats going on.

Quick, check stats, level, and equipment. How far back are we now?

Also, confusion. Bitch? Burn me? What's this now?

>>524295
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ACTUALLY GETTING EMOTIONAL
BY THE NINE WHAT'S GOING ON NOW!?

The ride never ends.

>>524295
GOD DAMN IT.

Quick figure out if the vessel parts are nearby. Also, this is Thanra and Ren, presumably mind-controlled. Try not to kill them. If you can, lure them in one direction then run around the other way, while trying to ask them what the hell's going on and why they're trying to kill you.

if shit turns into a fight use one of the chairs to knock them away or knock them out, you know whatever happens first.

Oh and if you have the paladin-immunity ring you really should put it on now.

>>524358
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
FUCKING FUCK FUCKBULLSHITGODDAMNFUCKINGFUCKFUCK

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)06:25 No. 524409 ID: b3ca75
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>Quick, check stats, level, and equipment. How far back are we now?
Claire felt weak… weak as a kitten. She shouldn’t do anything that mattered. She was useless! Pathetic! Disgusting!
…okay… that’s a bit creepy…
>Oh and if you have the paladin-immunity ring you really should put it on now.
Claire doesn’t have any friends who should have given her that ring! Everyone hates Claire! Everyone wants her dead! The world would be a better place without her!
>Quick figure out if the vessel parts are nearby.
Claire destroyed them, remember? She doomed everyone! Without it how should they live on? They are weak, pathetic creatures that will die out without me!
…these are just getting annoying now…

>ask them what the hell's going on and why they're trying to kill you.
You already know, lich! Do you think we would let you get away with feasting on our children!?
>if shit turns into a fight use one of the chairs to knock them away or knock them out, you know whatever happens first.
Claire isn’t strong enough to lift a chair. She can barely lift her legs…
Oh, the gods damn that status text!
Get her!
Renault and Thanra grabs the pathetic Lizbe- I mean Claire without resistance!

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)06:25 No. 524410 ID: b3ca75
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Burn the lich! BURN THE LICH!
Disgusting thing! Strap her to the stake and burn her!
Filth! …wait, why am I holding a pitchfork?
Hope you burn in one of the seven hells for eternity!
You’re mean, you evil… um… you’re are evil like a kitten, you meanie!

>FUCKING FUCK FUCKBULLSHITGODDAMNFUCKINGFUCKFUCK
I concur… FUCKINGBALLSFUCK!!!

Insert High stakes_

Tell Alyssa she isn't fooling anyone with those status messages.

I suggest ignoring her Claire. As for what to do? I have no idea. Maybe use your mastery at enchanting to make an Immunity to Fire ensamble.

FUCKING
NNNNNGHH
FUCK THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES
YOU GOT FUCKING MAGIC RIGHT?
MAKE FIRE NO BURN
FUCK'S SAKE

...how could I have done any evil things? I wasn't even strong enough to lift a chair. Those children you're accusing me of eating would have kicked my ass.

I'm not as evil as a kitten, I'm as weak as one.

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)08:50 No. 524425 ID: b3ca75
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>I'm not as evil as a kitten, I'm as weak as one.
...how could I have done anything? I wasn't even strong enough to lift a chair! Those children you're accusing me of eating would have kicked my ass! I mean, I can’t even stand up straight! Are you really going to burn a cripple!? …and it’s a bit unfair to compare me to a kitten. Kittens are the embodiment of evil! No one has ever even gotten close to that kind of evilness, not even a lich!
…you know, she’s kind of right… this doesn’t really make sense.
I feel a bit petty for trying to burn someone so weak…
I’m still wondering what’s up with the pitchfork…
Why are we even burning her? If she was a lich we should have had Ren smite her!
But I wanted to see the pretty fire… awww…
Hey! HEY! You aren’t supposed to think! Just burn her!
Shut up, stupid status text!

>Tell Alyssa she isn't fooling anyone with those status messages.
Alyssa? You really think I’m Alyssa!? HA!
You’re not? Then… um… you’re… one of the other sins?
What? No! I’m you, nitwit! I’m your insanity that’s creeping closer and closer! Soon you’ll be mine, all mine, Mohahaha!
…I fell asleep in front of the graves, didn’t I?
Yepp. Now quickly, wake up and off yourself before I take over and decide that you need to make the world into a banana or something… though that does sound like a fun time…

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)08:51 No. 524426 ID: b3ca75
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>Wake up!
ZzZz- ngt?
…Stupid dreams… with their stupid… stupidness!
Well, time to finish this… goodbye… again.

Insert Fakeception_

Welp, the graves are now saying things.

Jeesh.

>>524426
Goddamn.
Claire.
We've trully had a fun time.
We're going to miss you.
We enjoyed every second we were with you.
Honestly.
Though we may not show it at times, we really care about you.
Take care Claire.
Be wise.
Be safe.
Be happy.

Goodbye.

>She. Still. Lives. Wake Up.
Oh come on.

Alright stupid writing... Exactly HOW does Claire 'wake up' for real? Every time we have apparently its just another dream!

Wonder if the "She" is referring to liz, claire, or alyssa..or some unknown we have no clue of so far.

>>524426
Well, a surefire of waking up would be to die. No backing out now. Either you actually DO wake up and can finish things for real, or you die and get to see the afterlife properly. It's a win/win.

I'm sorry we put you through all this, regardless. It really is too much for one person to handle.

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)09:28 No. 524436 ID: b3ca75
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>Alright stupid writing... Exactly HOW does Claire 'wake up' for real?
…I already have… I just had a hard time accepting it… that’s all… it’s over now… it’s finally over…
>Goddamn. Claire. We've truly had a fun time. We're going to miss you. We enjoyed every second we were with you. Honestly. Though we may not show it at times, we really care about you. Take care Claire. Be wise. Be safe. Be happy. Goodbye.
…Thank you and… I… I’ll miss you guys...

Claire pierces her own hearth with Prides anti-undead dagger!
Claire has been slain!
Couldn’t find a working phylactery!
Claire soul continues to the afterlife!

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)09:28 No. 524437 ID: b3ca75
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[Your connection to the real world have been broken! Please restart your vessel and check all magic bindings runes. If the problem persist please contact costumer supports. Have a nice day!]

Congratulations! You got the “Breaking the cycle” Ending!
Life goes on, ever-changing.
You got 415/500 points!
You found 0/5 secret cheeses made from the gods tears!
You killed… um… a lot of people/Even more people… I think…
Play time: ~5 months.
Par time: 0.30 seconds.

Please buy the tactical Dopefish DLC for 500$!

>>524437
Yay!

But what happened to the maid's dress of ultimate destruction?

[Contact Customer Support]

Oooh! Only 500$, that's a steal.

*Purchase Dopefish*

>>524436
*Plays "Taps" On a Trumpet*
Well, let's buy the DLC.
Let's see if i can't scrounge up some cash.
*rustle rustle*
Huh, Forty dollars. Anyone else want to pitch in?

>>524437
Wait-a-minute, "Tactical"?
Wassat mean?

so we're stuck here until someone tries to make another vessel or another construct... or until we purchase that DLC ... oh what the hell I'll chip in.

>Par time: 0.30 seconds.
So... to speedrun we would have Claire wake up on day one and immediately destroy her phylactery and commit suicide. Good to know.

...so do we check in with Sir Patrick Stewart now?

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:38 No. 524475 ID: b3ca75
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>[Contact Customer Support]
[We’re sorry, but customer support is closed right now. Please call back later. Working hours are 33-13-1204 04.00-04.00,0001.]
>Purchase Dopefish
Tactical Dopefish DLC purchased!
Congratulations! You can now summon a Dopefish to devourer your enemies (Warning: might devourer allies, your protagonist, your stuff and your internet browser. Kaktus is not responsible for any loss of sanity this might cause.) by simply pressing Ctrl + W when rereading- I mean replaying the game!

OH GODS, HELP!!
It’s eating her… and then it’s going to eat me! OOOOHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOO-

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:38 No. 524476 ID: b3ca75
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>But what happened to the maid's dress of ultimate destruction?
Bonus content received! Extra epilogue unlocked!

Maid uniform of ultimate destruction.

D-do I really need t-to wear this? I-in the bedroom I can understand b-but like t-this?
You broke my favorite vase, Ren, this is your punishment.
I for one are going to enjoy this. A lot.
H-hey, stay away from m-me, Waran!
That’s wasn’t what you said yesterday in bed. You know you like it~

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:39 No. 524477 ID: b3ca75
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Pride.

Um… are you sure it’s a good idea to let this guy paint our portrait?
He’s really cheap compared to how good he is. Besides, the paladins are keeping an eye on him.
Good? GOOD!? I’m the best! All my paintings are perfection itself! Do you think all those super gorgeous paintings of me just sprang up from the ground!? I AM A GOD… of painting… Now, please stand still, I’m trying to paint you here.

…Wait, Pride as a painter!? That can’t be right!

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)12:39 No. 524478 ID: b3ca75
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>Disbelive the illusion!
Lizbeth disbelieves Sloth’s True Illusion!
...Son of a bi-

Insert It’s a never ending ride_

Illusions.

Illusions never change.

That was one hell of a ride.

>>524478
Wake up.

You know what to do Liz...


Summon the Biggest Fish.

>>524481
Yup.

>>524481
And do it properly this time! Wrap it around the 4th dimension.

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)13:12 No. 524485 ID: b3ca75
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>Summon the Biggest Fish.
Yeeessssssss…
>And do it properly this time! Wrap it around the 4th dimension.
4th? Bah, I’ll do better than that! I’ll wrap it around the fifth dimension! …or something! Huzz-

[The universe is now a fish!]

Suggestion 2013/07/14(Sun)13:12 No. 524486 ID: b3ca75
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Game Over!

I regret nothing!
What!? No Doki Doki Patrick Stewart-san~? What is th-
Come back to bed, Charles…
Coming sweetie!

>>524486
I can't breathe