"Voice actor work? How interesting. What are some of the shows you've worked on?"

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)21:01 No. 55353 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Ah, ambitions of the future... There are so many. I'm trying very hard right now to keep my options open, doing everything I can to excel in as many fields as possible. I feel this gives me the best chances of discovering and excelling at my true passion. I suppose my first goal is to become among the best scholars and athletes this school has ever produced!"
>"My, my, that is quite ambitious! But I'm sure you'll be able to do it, dear. It's good to know young people still think about the future."
>"Does it include photography, Bernaaaard~?"
>"D-danni!"
>"Oh, you're also interested in photography?"

"Why yes, of course. I've got something of a knack with architectural compositions, actually. There are some really facinating buildings in this city. It's a shame the city planning doesnt take lighting into consideration. Most of the more picturesque and interesting buildings tend to lie in the shadows of nearby high rises. The effect really tends to ruin a lot of otherwise superb compositions."

>>55353

Laugh nervously. "It's a hobby. Hey Danni, speaking of, do you want to be an Olympic competitor like your sister?" Smile at Alex after you ask.

>>55360

The little sis is an evil bitch but we need to get her friendly or else she will cockblock us, so no side swipes at the girl.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)21:26 No. 55382 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Why yes, of course. I've got something of a knack with architectural compositions, actually. There are some really facinating buildings in this city. It's a shame the city planning doesnt take lighting into consideration. Most of the more picturesque and interesting buildings tend to lie in the shadows of nearby high rises. The effect really tends to ruin a lot of otherwise superb compositions."
>"That's nice, dear. Richard, don't you have any interest in Alexandra's guest?"

..Oh man, I just completely bored them. That was overdoing it. They must be beginning to think I am full of shit.

>"Oh yes. Yes, Bernard, how do you feel about worksafety?"
>"Honey, that is a little inappropriate."
>"Oh.. Bernard, what do your parents do?"

Okay, now it is getting tricky. My parents are owners of a successful advertising company. We are close to be being millionaires and they have worked with many big names in the past. ...But as I said, I'm beginning to sound like a bragging snob. I might have to twist the truth.

>>55382
They work at a box company.

>>55385
Nonono! Box company!

They make boxes.

They work in advertising.

"My parents are into advertising. I don't get to see them much. Mostly commercials and stuff."

>>55385
Or, alternatively
"My parents run an advertising company. I don't know much about their work, though."

"Oh, My parents both work at an advertising company. It's a pretty good job, from what I understand, and they have occassionally got to work with some big names. It's really exciting. Oh, and for the record I am all for Work Safety. The thought of losing a finger or an arm to industrial accident... it's terrifying. To have so much potential ripped away from you so cruely... Like your daughter has done by usurping my position as best kid in school. I do my best to make sure the school keeps up with it's safety standards. Well, I do what I can, at least."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)21:46 No. 55426 ID: fb5d8e
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>"My parents are into advertising. I don't get to see them much so I don't know much about their work."
>"Oh, poor dear. You'll always be welcome here if you need a family around you. Isn't that right, Richard?"
>"Yes. Don't be afraid to visit more often, Bernard."

PERFECT! Showing a bit of weakness plays them right into my hand. Bernard: 1 - Parents: 0

Perfect. You have them just where you want them. Now slowly unzip your pants and get ready to start dancing...

>>55426

Well just go through the rest of the meal on auto-pilot. Might as well leave after dinner, it'll look kinda shady if you don't.

If there's still more stuff that needs to be said, ask what Danni wants to be when she gets older.

Thank them for the offer.

Can the food honestly be so much worse than fast food? How?

>>55426
Propose marria-wait. No. Ask them for permission to date their daughter, like a gentleman.

Be prepared to run if the answer is no.

Assess parents. Do they look like the type who would be cool with you sleeping with there daughter/s?

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:03 No. 55462 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh no, I believe it is a bit too early to suddenly ask them if I may date their daughter. I might have to make an even better impression. The devilgirl seems content in teasing me rather than exposing everything for the moment.

>"Thank you, I certainly shall."

I passed the fire.

..


>"Uhm.. Thanks for coming. I had a great time.. Sorry 'bout my parents being weird."

>>55462
"They aren't weird. Your father may be a little unnerving, but he is a kind man. I shall see you at school? Maybe you could teach me some swimming techniques?"

say "Your parents aren't that bad" then give good by smooch.

>>55462
Say that she's welcome, and she should visit you sometime! Also discretely kiss her goodnight.

"No problem. All parents are like that. I had a great time. I'm really glad that we're together. I'll see you tommorow at school." Then kiss her again.

I mean, look at her... that strong form, those hips, That smooth delicious chest... I bet you can't wait to run your toungue all over every inch of that... Oh to taste her sweet lips again... to be pinned beneath her perfect form as she has her way with you... Can't you just imagine her hot, naked body rubbing up against you as she does unspeakable acts to you, helpless as you are to her powerful minstrations? Ah... young love...

>>55478
(psst, dude, if you're more subtle about it you might actually get him for a sec or two)

Nothing to see here. no voices plotting. return to your business Bernard.

>>55462

"That's what parents are for. I'm sure mine will embarrass me too. I'll see you tomorrow morning."

>>55485
Yes. Back to business. Say goodnight, a quick kiss, go home, prepare and sleep.

>>55485
Hmm... you're right.

HEY BERNARD! DOESNT SHE LOOK TOTALLY CUTE IN THIS LIGHTING? YOU SHOULD TOTALLY KISS HER. IT WILL BE AWESOME.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:26 No. 55493 ID: fb5d8e
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>"No problem. Your parents aren't that bad. I had a great time. I'm really glad that we're together. I'll see you tommorow at school."
>"Y-yeah.. D-don't forget to bring swimmingwear.. G.. Good night."
>"Good night, Alex."

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:26 No. 55495 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha! Good work!

Oh god, she's so cute... and her skin is so soft... and she smells so good...

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:28 No. 55501 ID: fb5d8e
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I got her eating from the palm of my hand! Or--incase she was infact trying to trap me--I showed her I'm not easy to mess with! This is going very well!
..Hmm, why are the lights off?

Hug note. Read plant.

>>55501
Read NOTE.
Realize you were FRAMED.
Become fugitive running from the LAW.
Recruit new girlfriend to help you clear your NAME.
Fall in love with GIRL over course of the adventure.

>>55501

Read note. Go get some better food.

>>55504
He has to turn the lights back on before he reads anything!

>>55501
Turn on lights. Read note. Eat plant.

Your parents are at the hospital.

Are both your parents female, or am I just miss reading your sign?

DEAR GOD. This man is the son of Janine and Patrick. Patrick is a crossdresser, wants to be known as a girl, but apparently still has sex with women. He's a... lesbian transsexual?

I guess Bernard could indeed have the orb.

Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:38 No. 55524 ID: fb5d8e
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...Whatever.

The Romanticar Underground - End of Part 2 Bernard!sOA/pcc9MU 2009/10/01(Thu)22:38 No. 55526 ID: fb5d8e
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It's not like they'd be here anyway..

>>55517
Patricia is biologically male, but trans. Come on now, Janine's been in every Romanticar to date, and Patricia only missed the first one.

>>55524
Which one is your mother?

>>55523
Transexualism and Homosexuality are unrelated. Most transexuals are 'lesbian'

So clearly the note was written by Janine. Hey Bernard. How do you get along with your aunt and uncles?

>>55528
I'm guessing it's the one with the womb.

Ah, so he DOES have the orb...somewhere.

Be sure to hand us off to your parents at some point. We must have words with them about how to raise their children.

>>55523
He wants to be known as a girl because he is ashamed of the fact that his body is so weak, and thus feels he can lessen that shame if he just thinks of himself as a girl.

>>55531
Huh? Transsexuals usually feel sexually attracted to the gender opposite to what gender they identify with, or so I've heard. A 'straight' Male to Female transsexual would want to be a woman, and sleep with guys.

I guess Bernard could be adopted, though. Transsexuals very much dislike having sex using the genitalia they were born with. The other option would've been artificial insemination.

That assumes Patricia is indeed a transsexual, and not just a very disturbed individual that can't get over having asthma. She did say wearing women's clothes "felt right" though, so I'm going to place my bets on the former.

>>55602

I think Pat's a guy that likes to wear girl clothes, and found a wife that's cool with that.

Anyhow, future discussion on the matter should probably be brought to /questdis/. This is supposed to be for quest suggestions after all.

Awwwwww... he was telling the truth about not seeing them often.