Suggestion 2009/07/18(Sat)17:10 No. 8365 ID: bde1b8
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>>8343
Why would you do that?

Berating and boxing it is. Attach the sword and POINTY STICK to our "BOXING GLOVES" and punch the shit out of that bastard.

Suggestion 2009/07/18(Sat)17:13 No. 8370 ID: 41f1b5
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THAT BITCH JUST BLEW SHIT UP!

The bug looks like it'll escape if you don't do something though

>>8370
Quick pin it down with spines!

and then congratulate Clarice for her hard work with some sex

Shoot breast spines so you dont have to remove the gloves.

Suggestion 2009/07/19(Sun)07:50 No. 8563 ID: 41f1b5
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Clarice shoots needles at the bug with her lovely breasts but something approaches from behind!

>>8563
Clarice! Watch out behind you!

Shoot yer ass needles!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/19(Sun)08:23 No. 8576 ID: 41f1b5
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She fires her ASS NEEDLES but it has no effect and is tackled, LAME! (kinda hot though)

Clarice is now too injured to be controlled

>>8576
Needle firing injures her? How sad.

Thoremore! Do something to save your woman! Or tell Stanley to use spells or something.

>>8576
THEOMORE are you still FAPPING? CUM BUCKETS on ENEMIES!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/19(Sun)18:50 No. 9155 ID: 41f1b5
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OH NO, Thoremore and Stanley run to Clarice. How could Thoremore let his sweet sexy plant woman beaten so easily? Clarices attacker is revealed to be a weird toaster with an eyepatch. A mysterious man with a cape and a dinosaur tail begins to speak.

>"You're making this too easy. Burnt, I don't think these are the guys we're looking for, they are far to inadequate to be the heroes."

Burnt must be the weird toaster...

>"Quite right Stegas, we'll get heavy macrowave to take care of them"

Stegas must be to dude with the tail. Who the hell is macrowave? Macro means very large in scale or ability, sounds bad.

Oh no, it appears some villains who are oddly badass are taking you down, aaaa

Apply semen to hand. apply semenhand to villain's face.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)06:57 No. 9262 ID: 41f1b5
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>"NICE GOING RETARD! How do you think I lost the first eye?"

Obviously Thoremore didn't think this through and... Wait, he lost the eye when someone rubbed cum into it? God, what a werido.

Burnt seems kind of pissed now

>"MACROWAVE, GET OUT HERE"

>>9262
If only we had some deadly yellow snow crystals to rub in his other eye

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)07:48 No. 9268 ID: 41f1b5
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OH WOW, that must be macrowave, he is so large you can see the poorly drawn mountains in the distance! He is a... giant... microwave... HOW PREDICTABLE! I bet you thought it was something less obvious. Well, you're probably screwed now.

>>9268
Quick! Throw BURNY into MACROWAVE.

PRESS START BUTTAN

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)08:47 No. 9282 ID: 41f1b5
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Thoremore grabs Burnt as he, Clarice and Stanley are lifted to the "mouth" of Macrowave

Burnt starts freaking out.

>"HEY HEY L- LEGGO OF ME"

>>9282
"Call your friend off or die. Simple."

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:08 No. 9313 ID: 41f1b5
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>"I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS BWAP WAP WAP BORP!"

Wow, that was a terrible laugh. But it seems you're all being chucked into macrowave regardless of grabbing the villain. Stegas doesn't seem particularly annoyed either

>>9313
Stanley, got any magic that can blast through his door? USE IT.

If not, chuck Burnt with all our might to make a hole we can use to escape.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:39 No. 9320 ID: 41f1b5
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(everyone, but mostly reaver, keeps complaining that they want all the awesome people to be in this quest and kill off the others, while i'd rather finish this quest before making an awesome quest, I will do my best to speed through this so we can start awesome quest sooner, but I will need your cooperation for this, so keep the suggestions coming and we can be done really fast, maybe even in a week if we go fast enough)

Everyone prepares to die while Stanley starts doing ice spells in the back

>>9320
Bee! Ask the bee what sagely advice it can give us, at this our time of need.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:53 No. 9323 ID: 41f1b5
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sage bee explodes from heat, aw :C

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)10:57 No. 9325 ID: 41f1b5
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it seems somehow the ice created an explosive reaction and the team is sent flying towards the mountains

>>9323
Mourn the passing of the great sage bee.

>>9325
Stanley, you got any magic to help us?

If not attempt to use hats and robe as parachute and land a bit away from Clarice so we don land/get landed by her.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:08 No. 9334 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley attempts to create a platform with his ice attack but it hits Burnt

Thoremore can be heard crying over sage bee.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:15 No. 9338 ID: 41f1b5
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somehow frozen burnt breaks your fall! You seem to be on a mountain path...

>>9338
Dodge Clarice!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:35 No. 9363 ID: 41f1b5
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you dodge somehow! You are on the mountain path of the legendary fog worm. This path leads to Stanley's village! You better hurry though or else...

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)11:40 No. 9366 ID: 41f1b5
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OR ELSE FUCKING FOGWOOOOOORM OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT (animooted)

>>9366
Wait, that's not terrible; that's not terrible at all...

YOU ARE A HUGE JERK

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:03 No. 9382 ID: 41f1b5
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>"I AM FOG WORM AND I NO LONGER HUNGER FOR FOG BUT HUMANS! I AM A CONVENIENT PLOT DEVICE LIKE THAT WAKA WORKA WEEKAHOOO!"

At this time Imma awakes from her long jerkass slumber!

>"Oh my, it appears these nice people have been injured, and a rather fog oriented worm is here."

Wait, this is not the imma we great to KNOW AND HATE! What is going on!

Thoremore questions Imma

>"What is going on!"

>"I am princess goodheart of the kingdom of redundancy, I was sent away and had a personality spell put upon me to protect me from the evil banjo narwhal and his minions! I will explain things more in depth later, for now you must insult me! And hurry, it is the only way to defeat such a powerful creature"

Time to make a not terrible boss battle terrible. If the princess becomes 100% rage she will turn back into Imma and shoot a massive rage beam. Your goal is to come up with the most foul and disgusting insults possible while distracting the fog worm until she turns back into Imma. If you fail to be mean enough with your insults it'll be game over, LET'S GET EET AWN!

>>9382
YOUR VAGINA SMELLS OF ELDER BERRIES AND I HAVE SEEN GORILLAS WITH BETTER HAIR!

ALSO YOUR SPELLING IS ATROCIOUS!

>>9382
Your grandmother looks better than you naked!
I know because I looked at your grandmother in zesty adventure monthly and also you while you were unconscious!

Also you need to shave your armpits!

>>9382
You were terrible in bed. Clarice thinks so too. So does Stanley.

No wonder nobody loves you.

Your kingdom is not redundant at all!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:15 No. 9398 ID: 41f1b5
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DON'T WORRY, THE OTHER INSULTS ARE BEING CONSIDERED I CAN ONLY GO SO FAST IS ALL

The first 2 insults raise the rage bar to 50% but only because the second was so good

Stanley's hp is down to 50% though

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:27 No. 9409 ID: 41f1b5
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Stanley's hp is 25%, he is suffering poison! Clarice's hp is 50%!

Rage meter is currently 90%, you need 1 more good insult to set it over the top, or else Stanley will die and all hope is lost!

YOU ARE A JERK!

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:39 No. 9422 ID: 41f1b5
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NOW THAT WORM IS IN FOR IT, LOOK AT THE JOKE YOU MADE ME USE

*see full size image for bad joke*

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)12:48 No. 9431 ID: 41f1b5
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YAY YOU WIN

>>9431
Don't get bad baby. I mean, "I'ma Jerk" Meaining "I'm going to jerk". You're just so pretty, baby.

True to your word, start jerking.

Pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/20(Mon)13:15 No. 9470 ID: 41f1b5
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>"Don't get bad baby. I mean, 'I'ma Jerk' Meaining 'I'm going to jerk'. You're just so pretty, baby."

Wow that didn't do anything for you, Imma seems pretty steamed, I guess you just have to wait for her to get less angry.

So should we head onto the village or look around?

Thoremore is not in the mood to masturbate, his balls hurt from landing on the ice. He wants to do Imma and Clarice but Imma seems to angry still

>>9470

Waitaminnit, Imma. You wanna find out if my cactus over there swings both ways? I'm open to some menage-a-trois if you know what I'm sayin'. Bit of both jars. Splitting it down the middle. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

I'm sayin' threesome, baby.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)16:24 No. 9709 ID: 41f1b5
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WOAH THERE, it seems that stegas guy has stabbed you in the stomach! It's not lethal but super painful, he must of followed you to check if you didn't die! Well this is super lame... especially because that is the end of part 1

>>9709
We haven't even boned humanoid Clarice yet damnit.