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5567 No. 5567 ID: 41f1b5

In a world full of good adventure stories, one floats at the bottom of muck and sludge

this story can only be known as

TERRIBLE QUEST

staring some asshole named Thoremore Ruggy
Expand all images
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No. 5568 ID: 41f1b5
File 124743103897.png - (24.81KB , 539x396 , terrible 1.png )
5568

Here we see our main loser, Thoremore. Within his hand is a porn magazine, zesty adventure monthly, featuring the hot warrior triplets. Thoremore has been waiting for this issue since last month, and though his scowl and unrevealing robe might say otherwise, he is rather excited.

In the foreground we notice his pet cactus Clarice, and behind him is a door which leads to his bathroom. He will be occupying said bathroom fairly soon if things go his way.
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No. 5569 ID: 7d3f2f

>>5568
Terrible, eh? Why walk all the way to the bathroom then?
Drop your robes right here and give the cactus a facial.
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No. 5570 ID: 1f09d7

>>5569
And so was the first command of the most terrible quest ever.
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No. 5571 ID: 41f1b5
File 124743269057.png - (16.48KB , 532x389 , terrible 2.png )
5571

you suddenly get the strange urge to do weird things with your cactus. It's a she at least, otherwise that would be outright wrong. You make sweet but slightly painful love to Clarice

You still feel unsatisfied, you want to look at that magazine.
>>
No. 5576 ID: 49c15b

>>5571
Light up a ciggy and make a comment about your cactus' beautiful blue eyes. Open up the magazine at the center fold while you're saying that.
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No. 5583 ID: 41f1b5
File 12474397079.png - (19.83KB , 543x395 , terrible 3.png )
5583

Thoremore gets out a smoke and begins explaining that if Clarice had blue eyes they would probably be beautiful. He also begins browsing the pages of his magazine for the centerfold (off-screen)
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No. 5585 ID: 41f1b5
File 12474412051.png - (21.97KB , 545x380 , terrible 4.png )
5585

WOW! Those 4 weeks were totally worth it! You hear odd noises from the window, but ignore them
>>
No. 5608 ID: f98e0b

Cast a spell to turn Clarice into a beautiful dryad.
Or look out the goddamn window.
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No. 5609 ID: ac4254

Throw something out window. Yell at possible nonexistant peepers.
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No. 5611 ID: 41f1b5
File 124750572593.png - (29.39KB , 545x396 , terrible 5.png )
5611

regardless of Thoremore's wizardly garbs, he knows absolutely no magic spells, plus who knows if his odd and sudden urge to have sex will persist for much longer.

Thoremore checks his window and sees 2 flying eyeballs NEAR THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY WALL! Dear lord no monster has ever been this far out of the wood. This could be POTENTIALLY BAD SOMEHOW.

Thoremore has nothing to throw other than his robe or his cactus, and he does not want to throw either. It probably wouldn't reach that far anyways.

>"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE WOODS, ARGHGHGH!"

The eyeballs either did not hear him or are ignoring him.

Thoremore is standing naked at his window, NOW WHAT!?
>>
No. 5612 ID: fb5d8e

Rape self, aka masturbate when you don't want to.
>>
No. 5613 ID: b2175a

>>5612
shuddup
>>5611
uhh,
flip them off. with 2 things
>>
No. 5614 ID: f98e0b

Pick the cactus thorns out of Thoremore Jr.
Throw on a robe and head out the door. You have some Wizard shit to do.
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No. 5617 ID: 41f1b5
File 124750691227.png - (22.35KB , 545x396 , terrible 6.png )
5617

Thoremore realizes these eyes either mean the world will end or that you have to go on some generic long journey! Either way this saddens him and he begins to masturbate even though he really don't want to since he knows not if he'll ever be able to again. This painfully pulls the cactus needles out of his penis. OW!

At the same time he flips off the eyes, who have ruined everything. What assholes!
>>
No. 5619 ID: 1afd58

>>5611
Thrust your genitals towards the eyes, making lewd motions and caterwauling voraciously.
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No. 5620 ID: 41f1b5
File 124750741769.png - (17.50KB , 545x391 , terrible 7.png )
5620

Thoremore could never even pretend to be attracted to the eyeballs, so he decides to get changed into his robes again. He also still has the cactus needles, which he can either keep or throw away.

He is also unsure if he should warn the mayor about the eyeballs.
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No. 5624 ID: 1afd58

>>5620
Lick your vital essence from the needles first. You don't want to lose that.
>>
No. 5625 ID: bde1b8

>>5620
Warning the mayor would be a good idea. So don't do it, because you are an asshole and the mayor is a prick.
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No. 5630 ID: f98e0b

>>5625
warn the mayor
become an unbeleived pariah
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No. 5654 ID: 41f1b5
File 12475124608.png - (24.88KB , 545x394 , terrible 8.png )
5654

Thoremore manages to separate his bodily fluid from the needles! Now he has cactus needles and bloody sperm! He's gonna keep it. You never know what sort of sick fuck would want this but he's sure there is one!

He looks around for anything he might want to bring before he leaves
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No. 5657 ID: bde1b8

>>5654
Make sure to bring Clarice. She would be lonely without you.
>>
No. 5659 ID: f98e0b

Bring that pump-action shotgun in the corner over there.
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No. 5672 ID: 41f1b5
File 124751421434.png - (33.14KB , 562x395 , terrible 9.png )
5672

Thoremore safely places Clarice in his inventor and finally leaves his house and enters the bustling city, which you can barely see since all that is in this picture is an ugly background, though I assure you it is full of people whether you like it or not!

You can proceed straight to the eyeballs or you can check out the city and see if anything useful can be done.
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No. 5673 ID: 1afd58

>>5672
Let us go to the eyeballs. Perhaps they are more attractive in person.
>>
No. 5677 ID: bde1b8

>>5672
To the eyeballs.
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No. 5683 ID: 41f1b5
File 124751600480.png - (22.89KB , 562x397 , terrible 10.png )
5683

Thoremore rushes through the city. As he dashes through he hears a creepy old naked guy in an alleyways asking for sperm for a reward. He can give the old guy the sperm or just head to the exit like usual.
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No. 5685 ID: bde1b8

>>5683
...give the freak some bloody sperm.
>>
No. 5686 ID: 6b9f73

>>5683
Just a naked old street guy doing what naked old street guys do.

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE AND STEAL THE REWARD.
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No. 5688 ID: f42c4e

>>5683
KILL HIM. HE'S IN A SECLUDED ALLEY WAY AND HE'S OLD. WE CAN TAKE HIM. UNLESS THIS IS LIKE JOAN QUEST. THEN WE CAN'T.
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No. 5696 ID: 41f1b5
File 124751711610.png - (29.75KB , 562x397 , terrible 11.png )
5696

you try mugging and/or killing him but the old dude is SURPRISINGLY STRONG and kicks you in your oversize nose! You can run or fight or try to compromise with the sperm or do whatever, but you better hurry, your ass is getting handed to you
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No. 5700 ID: abecbc

>>5696
Ultra mega super secret attack: thorny dick strike!
>>
No. 5705 ID: f42c4e

>>5696
Daaaamn. Quickly Compromise! Also ask if he can teach you the ways of KUNG FU.
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No. 5707 ID: 670155

>>5696
jesus christ is captain caveman
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No. 5719 ID: 41f1b5
File 124751904465.png - (23.03KB , 597x375 , terrible 12.png )
5719

thoremore quickly compromises and gets out his sperm before you get your ass whooped old person style. The old man is so thoroughly impressed he forgets all his anger towards him. He gives thoremore a stick which magically moves into his inventory without the inventory even showing up! Wow, what a waste of time, oh well, time to head to the gate unless there is something else to do.
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No. 5725 ID: 130bde

On to battle the dreadful eyeballs! Wield the stick as your righteous weapon.
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No. 5732 ID: 41f1b5
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5732

Thoremore finally reaches that gate. A guard is sitting there but he is a dumb jerk who is bad at his job.

>"Oh, hey dude. There's totally some flyin' things out there. This boner I have is totally uncomfortable in this suit of armor by the way. I can't help it though, standing here all day makes my imagination go wild!"

Thoremore is indifferent to this, though the guard has a sword which he could probably get if he helped the guard with his uncomfortable issue. Or he could kick some flying eyes asses
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No. 5735 ID: fb5d8e

Time to suck some cock, dude
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No. 5780 ID: 41f1b5
File 124752669899.png - (29.19KB , 543x398 , terrible 14.png )
5780

Thoremore decides to help the poor, horny soul.

>"You could get one of your fellow knights to suck on your penis until you are satisfied. And well, I don't really like penis but you seem like a nice guy so I could help just this once, and trust me, I NEVER help people."

The knight instantly loses his boner then thanks Thoremore by giving him his sword. Thoremore is unsure what he did to help but accepts it nonetheless. Now Thoremore can move on to the eyeballs, or perhaps talk to another guard
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No. 5984 ID: bde1b8

>>5780
Lets go slay some damn eyeballs.
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No. 6007 ID: 41f1b5
File 124757603449.png - (40.84KB , 543x393 , terrible 15.png )
6007

Thoremore finally got to those goddamn eyeballs! Now nothing could possibly stall his random murder anymore! Weapons raised he charges! Now all he needs to do is figure out how he wants to slaughter these assholes...
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No. 6008 ID: c80cec

>>6007
Thoremore doesn't look like the type that values finesse. BERSERK CHARGE THOSE ASSHOLES FOR DISRUPTING YOUR PORN.
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No. 6009 ID: 41f1b5
File 124757772349.png - (44.50KB , 543x390 , terrible 16.png )
6009

Wow, you basically just massacred 2 eyes in one swift move. How the hell could Thoremore ever look so badass? Regardless the two bleed disgusting green... blood.

>"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU FLIGHT RIDDEN IRISES"

Wow, fancy vocab, he must be pissed.

The third one will most likely notice Thoremore's presence in a few seconds so he doesn't have much time to figure out what to do
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No. 6015 ID: fb5d8e

Time to whip out the ol' androjerky.
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No. 6019 ID: 41f1b5
File 124758382151.png - (39.83KB , 543x393 , terrible 17.png )
6019

Of course! Your last bag of androjerky! Hidden in your secret 9th robe compartment, a delicious bag of dried, roasted and seasoned penises await you. It is filled with so much androstenedione that it temporarily raises your defense! NOW YOU WON'T TAKE ANY DAMAGE AT ALL FOR A LITTLE WHILE!

You scream a battle cry

>"TESTOSTEROOOONE"
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No. 6020 ID: f5d993

YOU ARE A BERSKERKER PACKING MAN AND A HALF!! RIP AND TEAR!!
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No. 6026 ID: 41f1b5
File 12475869579.png - (45.37KB , 546x397 , terrible 18.png )
6026

Thoremore, in his state of heightened defence, RIPS THAT FUCKING EYEBALL'S... face(?) off.

Oh no, an angry but fairly attractive looking woman approaches from behind.

>"THOREMOOOOOOREEEE"
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No. 6027 ID: c80cec

>>6026
"WHAT FUCKING NOW TOM?!"
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No. 6032 ID: 35cea2

That woman looks menacing. Grab one of them eyeball corpses and run the fuck away.
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No. 6058 ID: 41f1b5
File 124759669631.png - (42.15KB , 546x397 , terrible 19.png )
6058

Thoremore realizes the woman is none other than the mayor, Imma Jerk! Hailing from a redundant kingdom, the kingdom of redundancy she somehow became mayor regardless of being an asshole. Thoremore tries to grab the closest eye corpse and run but Imma punches him in the back of the head. Either the jerky has worn off or she is super powerful because you are knocked to the ground!

>"Thoremore! Not only did you trick my guard out of his weapon, but you left the city AND YOU KNOW THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES! You are in so much troubleeeeeee"

Thoremore is reminded of a venomous snake. Imma is the only asshole he knows that is jerkier than him!

What do you do!? Imma's gonna kick your ass
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No. 6065 ID: 775790

>>6058
Tell her that you would suck her cock for a dollar.
When she gets all confused, CUNT PUNT.
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No. 6081 ID: 41f1b5
File 124759879054.png - (34.52KB , 546x389 , terrible 20.png )
6081

Thoremore offers to suck Imma's penis for a dollar

>"I AM A GIRL IDIOT! I have a VAGINAAAAA! Plus i'd want MUCH MORE than A DOLLAR!"

Thoremore kicks her in the stomach and she is knocked out. He magically fits her into his inventory! He hopes she doesn't wake up soon though...

Now what!? Thoremore can't go back, the guards are probably looking for him since the mayor knew he left.
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No. 6100 ID: bde1b8

>>6081
Flee! Look for a good place to set her up next to Clarice. Use them for lesbian masturbation fodder.
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No. 6122 ID: 41f1b5
File 124760134128.png - (39.91KB , 546x400 , terrible 21.png )
6122

Thoremore runs into the woods as to not be caught by a guard. He gets Imma out and begins undressing her for sexual inspiration.

>"wow, with a rack like this she MUST have a vagina"

Indeed thoremore, indeed.
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No. 6124 ID: 1afd58

>>6122
how NOT CREEPY of you
>>
No. 6125 ID: 670155

in b4 regained consciousness falcon paaunch
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No. 6130 ID: 41f1b5
File 124760201957.png - (37.39KB , 544x386 , terrible 22.png )
6130

Before Thoremore can get Clarice out or have any "fun" he hears a noise and redresses Imma quickly. He quickly gets into a position that says "I'm feigning innocence."

He can stand there and wait or do something else
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No. 6133 ID: c80cec

>>6130
Continue to feign innocence until whatever it is passes by.
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No. 6134 ID: 8451e5
File 124760254288.png - (53.42KB , 544x386 , 124760201957.png )
6134

>>6130
Realize that there are motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking trees!
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No. 6151 ID: 41f1b5
File 12476037986.png - (37.74KB , 531x376 , terrible 23.png )
6151

You notice the leaves kind of resemble snakes, WEIRD!

The noise gets louder until a little boy who can only be 10-12 years old pops out of the woods.

Thoremore is glad the boy didn't see, as Thoremore himself is still haunted by the memory of him catching his father looking at porn. Perhaps he would of turned out normal if it were not for that...

Thoremore does not know what to do but the boy begins to talk.

>"Oh hi, I didn't expect to see anyone in the woods. My name is Stanly Yab! I am here to slay the dreaded jello plants! If feel dumb asking this... But could you help me? You look like someone who could handle a strong enemy, I mean you saved that girl, right?"
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No. 6153 ID: f42c4e

>>6151
Sure little boy. Lead on.

When the boy is in front of you, stab him in the back.
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No. 6156 ID: 4eddd3

>>6151
Well don't just stand there. Share your porn with the lad! Tell him it's a special inspirational scroll that enhances combat skills.
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No. 6274 ID: 41f1b5
File 124761912868.png - (36.30KB , 551x381 , terrible 24.png )
6274

Well hey, ANOTHER secret compartment where his zesty adventure magazine is stored. The more compartments Thoremore finds, the more items he can hold later, though every item suggested might not exist, therefore he may not have a compartment for it.

You decide not to show the boy the porn, because of your own terrible childhood, but you follow the boy, with plans of stabbing him in the back... literally
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No. 6275 ID: 41f1b5
File 124761922345.png - (44.68KB , 551x413 , terrible 25.png )
6275

WHAT are the chances, not only did Stanley duck at that moment to look at something on the ground, but you stabbed a random jello plant... Weird, almost like a convenient plot device.
>>
No. 6277 ID: bde1b8

>>6275
Take out anger on Jello plant, and be sure to ask it if it knows how to bring your cactus to life. "CLARIIIIIIICE!"
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No. 6291 ID: 41f1b5
File 124762091186.png - (25.23KB , 535x393 , terrible 26.png )
6291

Stanley gives you a very desu-esque face and says

>"THANKS MISTER, YOU JUST KEPT MY BACON FROM BURNING!"

Thoremore replies

>"SHUT THE FUCK UP, and don't use terms no one ever uses, or else you'll never be cool like me! NOW LISTEN HERE JELLO SCUM! You are a plant... AN ALIVE ONE! Tell me how I can grant life to a plant NOW!"

>"Well... There is a secret well in our plant village which could grant self awareness to a plant... But it's guarded by the mighty 'fungi vaginitis'! He is a powerful std fungus monster!"

>"THANKS JERK"

Now what do we do with the jello scum...
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No. 6292 ID: 5c469d

>>6291
turn the JELLO SCUM over to BILL COSBY.
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No. 6300 ID: bde1b8

>>6291
Bring JELLO SCUM along as a body guard. Have it show us the way to the plant village.
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No. 6319 ID: 41f1b5
File 124766386745.png - (25.58KB , 542x391 , terrible 27.png )
6319

>"Now listen here JELLO SCUM! You're going to lead us to this well or else you'll have to deal with THAT GUY"

Thoremore points backwards to a large and intimidating Bill Cosby.

> "N-NO! IT CAN'T BE! You know the feared one!? OK, OK MAN! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT"

Stanley stares at giant Bill Cosby in fear
>>
No. 6321 ID: bde1b8

>>6319
That is a well drawn Bill Cosby.

Anyway, have him lead us! Also make sure to remember to take the mayor with us.
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No. 6322 ID: 67c611
File 124766541713.jpg - (87.89KB , 500x487 , shamma lamma.jpg )
6322

>>6319
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No. 6323 ID: 408036

Do we have a convenient date-rape drug compartments?

Also, update.
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No. 6324 ID: 41f1b5
File 124766883282.png - (48.23KB , 576x395 , terrible 28.png )
6324

The mayor is currently in Thoremore's inventory. No need to worry about her (not that we would worry anyways because she's a skank whore or whatever.)

The jello scum leads Everyone to a part of the forest where a path of trees leads Stanley and Thoremore to a dead end. The party can't go any further as a giant tree is in the way.

The jello plant starts knocking on the tree in odd patterns.
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No. 6325 ID: 408036

IT IS COMMUNICATING! KILL IT!
Chuck MAYOR at BEE.
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No. 6329 ID: 41f1b5
File 124767277867.png - (37.11KB , 542x393 , terrible 29.png )
6329

Thoremore commands a wild Cosby to devour the jello plant under the assumption it is calling for help

>jello yellow rebble debble mmm goood

It appears it was only opening a secret door to the jello village... YOUR BAD!

Oh well, what's done is done. Cosby is full and the party has access to the mysterious village.

No bees are spotted so Thoremore does not throw the mayor at them.
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No. 6336 ID: 41f1b5
File 124767679638.png - (33.17KB , 547x395 , terrible 30.png )
6336

Wow, this city isn't totally ugly!

now what?
>>
No. 6338 ID: 1afd58

>>6336
Sell MAYOR at Sho? that i think is supposed to be labeled "Shop"
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No. 6345 ID: 41f1b5
File 124767961549.png - (22.51KB , 547x395 , terrible 31.png )
6345

Thoremore attempts to sell the mayor to the oddly non-violent store keeper, but he does not accept.

Perhaps you ought to buy stuff here anyways. Thoremore and Stanley have about 100 gold together. You may want to ask for prices of things, or you could just move on and get that god damn magic liquid.
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No. 6358 ID: f42c4e

>>6345
Let's see what they've got.
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No. 6367 ID: 41f1b5
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6367

these are the only affordable items.

Essence of life? It's just a fucking cup of jello... Oh, OHHHHH, I got it.

A bee..? What th- oh, plants, right. RIIIIGHT *wink*

A book of basic magic

Stanly speaks

>Oh, I already read that book, so I could probably teach you anything in there

Stanley can use magic? That jerk should of told Thoremore sooner! That explains why the kid hadn't been mauled. At least now he can help in a fight...

>"So gonna buy anything or what?"

The store owner is getting impatient, he needs to help all NONE of his other customers.
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No. 6369 ID: f42c4e

>>6367
Ask Stanly what spells there are. Maybe there are spells which will turn that bee into a badass. Like turn it into a giant tame bee. That we can use as a mount.
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No. 6374 ID: 41f1b5
File 124769027465.png - (26.05KB , 551x398 , terrible 33.png )
6374

Stanley explains he only knows fire, ice and thunder magic. He also knows a simple creature control spell which could control the bee for maybe 5 minutes.

Kinda lame but better than nothing.

The bee MAY be useful and the jello could probably boost your stamina for a little.
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No. 6380 ID: f42c4e

>>6374
By CONTROL does he mean we'll be able to see what the bee sees? That'd be useful.

Also what type of bee is it? If it's a Honey Bee it can only sting once but I think all other Bees can sting more than once.
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No. 6395 ID: 41f1b5

i'd rather not waste a whole picture explaining SO

it IS a honeybee

Stanley can basically take control of it's mind, so he would be able to see what it sees, but only Stanley can control it and at this time you can only control Thoremore. Still, Stanley would most likely use it well
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No. 6400 ID: f42c4e

>>6395
But he can teach us the spell, right?

Anyway, take the bee. It may turn out useful. Can't think of much use for the jello, we shouldn't really do too much close combat
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No. 6463 ID: 41f1b5
File 124770135667.png - (36.39KB , 547x395 , terrible 34.png )
6463

The party leaves the store with the bee in their grasp. You only have 50 gold.

Thoremore asks the boy if he can learn to use magic.

>Unfortunately, I can't teach magic in such a short time, but I think I know how to use the bee when we fight this "fungi vaginitis" guy. After we get out of here I'll teach you though.

There is an inn, but the gaurds (off screen) eye the party strangely, you will probably be apprehended if you go there. You should probably head to the large gate in the distance where the well of self awareness is.
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No. 6533 ID: 41f1b5
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6533

The two head to the gate, where the jello plant claims

>"Vaginitis has enslaved us, i'll just let you in! Don't kill me please!"

Can you trust the JELLO SCUM as we like to call them.
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No. 6864 ID: bde1b8

>>6533
Well if he's letting you in for free then he is an okay guy. Lets go in, and kill this fungi.
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No. 7041 ID: 41f1b5
File 12477591908.png - (22.34KB , 545x400 , terrible 36.png )
7041

Finally you made it to that god damn well!

Thoremore and Stanley notice the ominous lump of green fuzzy shit lying around the well but ignore it.

The party approaches the well.
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No. 7047 ID: 41f1b5
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7047

B-B-B-BOSS INTRO (animated)

Oh shit it was the fungi vaginitis who was the green stuff ALL ALONG

you feel betrayed
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No. 7049 ID: bde1b8

>>7047
Ask boy to use that fire spell he mentioned. It should work well against a plant creature.

While he does that, lets try and poke it with our stick.
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No. 7051 ID: 41f1b5
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7051

The party attacks with fire and violent stick poking(animated)! WHAT, NO EFFECT!?

The huge std fungus begins talking in an unnecessary monologue!

>"HA HA HA HA HA HOO HEEE HAAAA CHORTLE! You can not hurt me, for I am feeding of this powerful liquid! My name is Fungi Vaginitis, I was created when a young woman drank this magic liquid and urinated. SHE DID NOT KNOW SHE HAD ME, BUT I GREW WHEN THE LIQUID MAKE CONTACT INTO WHAT YOU KNOW ME AS NOW , HEHEHE! I am a vagina based fungus 90% of woman get! There is no way you could ever beat me unless you were to use a special cream that any woman would most likely carry with them at all times, but I see no woman in your party so I am totally ok with revealing my weakness! YOU SHALL NEVER BEAT ME, TEHE CHORTLE SNORK HYUK!"
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No. 7052 ID: 9c72c8

>>7051
KEEP HITTING IT WITH FIRE
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No. 7053 ID: bde1b8

>>7051
Check inventory for MAYOR.

Check MAYOR'S inventory for CREAM.

Check CREAM'S inventory for DEUS EX MACHINA.
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No. 7054 ID: 35cea2

>>7051

This is by far the most stupid boss I've ever seen. I like it!
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No. 7057 ID: 41f1b5
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7057

OH NO, STANLEY HAS BEEN HIT!

But you found the vaginitis cream in the mayors pocket! You ought to use it before the monster realizes it.
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No. 7058 ID: bde1b8

>>7057
Apply CREAM to VAGINA.
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No. 7063 ID: ec1a70

>>7057
squirt it from the general area of your crotch for comical effect.
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No. 7064 ID: 41f1b5
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7064

The monster has a vagina, HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!? You apply the cream and the monster starts moaning... BUT IT'S IN PAIN, NOT ORGASMIC AT ALL IT IS WORKING YESSS!
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No. 7065 ID: b4c073

>>7051
>Vagina fungus
>Vagina Mushroom
>Delicious Alcohol

SWALLOW THAT FUCKER WH- wait, we're not a dwarf. Damn.
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No. 7066 ID: bde1b8

>>7064
Cunt punt it.
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No. 7067 ID: 41f1b5
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7067

All that is left is a mushroom... Wow. What happened to the girl who had vagnitis anyways? I wonder if it was a plothole, oh well, now you're free to grant Clarice self awareness
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No. 7068 ID: bde1b8

>>7067
Do so.
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No. 7072 ID: 41f1b5
File 124776650076.png - (23.81KB , 548x394 , terrible 40.png )
7072

Thoremore looks to the heavens and thanks whoever is up there and reaches the cactus out to the liquid...

THE END... of the prologue

well guys, tune in for chapter 1 for the EXCITING CONTINUATION OF TERRIBLE QUEST (now with more Clarice than you could ever want)
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No. 7107 ID: 41f1b5
File 12477746004.png - (44.44KB , 544x398 , chapter 1 terrible quest.png )
7107

AND SO BEGINS Chapter 1: how the hell did the series last long enough for this

Updates shall proceed soon, until them look at my spoiler ridden cover for it
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No. 7113 ID: 41f1b5
File 124777579582.png - (18.12KB , 440x378 , terrible 41.png )
7113

Clarice how you've grown! Wow, I can't believe it, this whole quest was actually worth it!

Not only have you defeated the evil vaginitis, but that also results in the jello plants stopping their attack upon Stanley's village since vaginitis was the one controlling them. And finally your love for Clarice is only MILDLY creepy.

Well hey, what are you gonna do now?
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No. 7121 ID: f42c4e

>>7113
Now that our love for Clarice is LESS CREEPY, let us have sex with her. Then tell us if it's less painful now. Because if it's still painful we should find a way around that.
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No. 7148 ID: bde1b8

>>7113
Collect the reward for defeating Vaginitis.
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No. 7211 ID: 1afd58

>>7113
Ask her politely if those spines are *everywhere* or if she's got a wonderful smooth inside full of juicy cactus goodness.
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No. 7422 ID: 41f1b5
File 124783579344.png - (22.29KB , 541x389 , terrible 42.png )
7422

Thoremore, Stanley a the now self aware Clarice all head back towards to city for their reward. Clarice looks a little confused and hesitant, being made sentient a mere few minutes ago, but Thoremore doesn't notice. I mean what kind of self respecting main character of terrible quest would have REDEEMING QUALITIES!?

You do not notice the odd little mushroom scurrying away. If you were to turn around now it would already be gone, besides, who here wants to NOTICE important things.
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No. 7435 ID: fb5d8e

Clarice> Leave quest, go have more awesome adventures.
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No. 7516 ID: bde1b8

>>7422
Look for some jello scums to get the reward from. If the one you ask doesn't have the reward, punch it.
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No. 7569 ID: 41f1b5
File 124787279386.png - (32.66KB , 539x395 , terrible 43.png )
7569

Stanley gets jr wizards hat of understanding! This will allow Stanley to learn magic faster!

Clarice got boxing gloves! This allows he to pay homage to digimon AND punch stuff in a silly fashion

Thoremore punches JELLO SCUM in the face in because they are out of rewards left! However you did get your 50 gold back and 100 more (so you have 200 now) You get that magic book anyways, maybe you can use it for something.

The JELLO SCUM also agrees to bring you to Stanley's village in their special caravan, wanna take em up on that offer?
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No. 7573 ID: cab532

>>7569
YEAH!!!
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No. 7576 ID: bde1b8

>>7569
Yes, lets take them up on it. Also, on the way, check to make sure Clarice does not have a needlegina.
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No. 7581 ID: f42c4e

>>7569
Thoremore, ask to use Stanley's hat so Stanley can teach you magic easier. Then never give it back. Because we're an asshole.
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No. 8025 ID: 41f1b5
File 124792427232.png - (31.27KB , 537x391 , terrible 44.png )
8025

You are now on the caravan. Thoremore can totally see Clarice's vagina between her legs, proof via the odd lump in his robe. Stanley rides in the front because he saw Thoremore eying his hat oddly.
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No. 8026 ID: 1afd58

>>8025
Put a hand on her thigh, trying to dodge the spikes.

"So Clarice... do you remember being a plant? Remember what we did then?"
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No. 8027 ID: f42c4e

>>8025
Steal the hat, damn it. We're the one in the robe, thus we should be the one doing magic. Or divine stuff. Or Kung Fu. But we've no way of doing the two last things, so magic it shall be.

Also, is it spiky down there?
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No. 8031 ID: 41f1b5
File 124792717761.png - (33.32KB , 547x391 , terrible 45.png )
8031

(sorry about last post, forgot my nickname password thing but it was really me)

The vagina has spikes around it but the vagina it's self is fine.

Thoremore puts his arm around clarice and, as hing fingers bleed, says "remember that thing we did, yeah, you n' me babe"

Clarice nods and looks a little nervous, sentience and limbs can do that to a... person(?) She seems shy and incapable of talking at this point, but she understands words, she may learn to talk in the future.

You can't trade the hat, it is your diseased father's. He may of accidentally traumatized you for life, but he was a pretty decent dad AND a famous wizard until he was killed by the legendary banjo playing narwhal.
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No. 8032 ID: f42c4e

>>8031
Sentiment for family? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REDEEMING QUALITY. WE CAN'T HAVE IT. We must get rid of the hat!
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No. 8033 ID: d5b2d6

Take Imma out of your inventory and throw her off the wagon.
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No. 8040 ID: 1afd58

>>8031
Pass the time by masturbating.

Clarice can watch. Don't move from beside her though. Just whip out little Thoremore and go at it.

If she reacts with horror, just keep goin'. If she reacts with eagerness, still don't let her touch it. Just keep goin'. When you're done though, aim it at her. Gotta keep up her education.
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No. 8043 ID: 41f1b5
File 124793298788.png - (32.05KB , 542x395 , terrible 46.png )
8043

Thoremore says he wants to switch sides to get into the groove of things, Clarice does not understand but does so. Thoremore begins masturbating, Clarice sees him but only gives a look of neutral recognition, this is not the first time she has seen it.
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No. 8044 ID: 1afd58

>>8043
Ya remember this, baby? Ya like it? Remember me rubbin' it on yer green flesh? Aw baby lemme see you smile!
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No. 8045 ID: 41f1b5
File 124793383765.png - (27.76KB , 545x389 , terrible 47.png )
8045

OH NO AMBUSH! Too bad you didn't notice that weird bug thing in the last picture! Thoremore and Stanley fall off the caravan and Clarice begins to fall, the JELLO SCUM driver looks around confused
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No. 8051 ID: a7bf99

>>8045
So... what is that thing? A bird?

Screw it, ask Clarice to throw needles at it or something.
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No. 8055 ID: 0dcc29

>>8051
10,000 of them, to be precise
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No. 8294 ID: 41f1b5
File 124795931285.png - (25.67KB , 559x493 , terrible 48.png )
8294

Clarice takes one of her boxing gloves off, and shoots needles at the bug creature but it blocks with it's wing and the needles have no effect. They must be made of something hard

Fucking lame.
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No. 8334 ID: d5b2d6

Challenge that fucker to a boxing match. RIGHT NOW.

...then cheat and kill him.
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No. 8343 ID: 1afd58

>>8294
Time to tell Clarice that she is worthless and that you wish she was still just a thoughtless plant.
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No. 8365 ID: bde1b8
File 124796222935.png - (4.37KB , 200x200 , omg.png )
8365

>>8343
Why would you do that?
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No. 8367 ID: 0dcc29

Berating and boxing it is. Attach the sword and POINTY STICK to our "BOXING GLOVES" and punch the shit out of that bastard.
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No. 8370 ID: 41f1b5
File 124796241141.png - (24.28KB , 559x498 , terrible 49.png )
8370

THAT BITCH JUST BLEW SHIT UP!

The bug looks like it'll escape if you don't do something though
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No. 8389 ID: d5b2d6

>>8370
Quick pin it down with spines!

and then congratulate Clarice for her hard work with some sex
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No. 8392 ID: 670155

Shoot breast spines so you dont have to remove the gloves.
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No. 8563 ID: 41f1b5
File 124801502676.png - (21.83KB , 546x394 , terrible 50.png )
8563

Clarice shoots needles at the bug with her lovely breasts but something approaches from behind!
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No. 8564 ID: 1afd58

>>8563
Clarice! Watch out behind you!
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No. 8565 ID: 35cea2

Shoot yer ass needles!
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No. 8576 ID: 41f1b5
File 124801699244.png - (17.94KB , 524x344 , terrible 51.png )
8576

She fires her ASS NEEDLES but it has no effect and is tackled, LAME! (kinda hot though)

Clarice is now too injured to be controlled
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No. 8577 ID: 1afd58

>>8576
Needle firing injures her? How sad.

Thoremore! Do something to save your woman! Or tell Stanley to use spells or something.
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No. 8578 ID: f42c4e

>>8576
THEOMORE are you still FAPPING? CUM BUCKETS on ENEMIES!
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No. 9155 ID: 41f1b5
File 124805460377.png - (21.88KB , 546x399 , terrible 52.png )
9155

OH NO, Thoremore and Stanley run to Clarice. How could Thoremore let his sweet sexy plant woman beaten so easily? Clarices attacker is revealed to be a weird toaster with an eyepatch. A mysterious man with a cape and a dinosaur tail begins to speak.

>"You're making this too easy. Burnt, I don't think these are the guys we're looking for, they are far to inadequate to be the heroes."

Burnt must be the weird toaster...

>"Quite right Stegas, we'll get heavy macrowave to take care of them"

Stegas must be to dude with the tail. Who the hell is macrowave? Macro means very large in scale or ability, sounds bad.

Oh no, it appears some villains who are oddly badass are taking you down, aaaa
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No. 9164 ID: 670155

Apply semen to hand. apply semenhand to villain's face.
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No. 9262 ID: 41f1b5
File 12480982274.png - (18.87KB , 536x387 , terrible 53.png )
9262

>"NICE GOING RETARD! How do you think I lost the first eye?"

Obviously Thoremore didn't think this through and... Wait, he lost the eye when someone rubbed cum into it? God, what a werido.

Burnt seems kind of pissed now

>"MACROWAVE, GET OUT HERE"
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No. 9263 ID: 1afd58

>>9262
If only we had some deadly yellow snow crystals to rub in his other eye
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No. 9268 ID: 41f1b5
File 124810133054.png - (28.41KB , 548x395 , terrible 54.png )
9268

OH WOW, that must be macrowave, he is so large you can see the poorly drawn mountains in the distance! He is a... giant... microwave... HOW PREDICTABLE! I bet you thought it was something less obvious. Well, you're probably screwed now.
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No. 9269 ID: 1afd58

>>9268
Quick! Throw BURNY into MACROWAVE.

PRESS START BUTTAN
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No. 9282 ID: 41f1b5
File 124810485639.png - (26.58KB , 534x395 , terrible 55.png )
9282

Thoremore grabs Burnt as he, Clarice and Stanley are lifted to the "mouth" of Macrowave

Burnt starts freaking out.

>"HEY HEY L- LEGGO OF ME"
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No. 9301 ID: f42c4e

>>9282
"Call your friend off or die. Simple."
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No. 9313 ID: 41f1b5
File 124810973434.png - (21.96KB , 542x389 , terrible 56.png )
9313

>"I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS BWAP WAP WAP BORP!"

Wow, that was a terrible laugh. But it seems you're all being chucked into macrowave regardless of grabbing the villain. Stegas doesn't seem particularly annoyed either
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No. 9315 ID: f42c4e

>>9313
Stanley, got any magic that can blast through his door? USE IT.

If not, chuck Burnt with all our might to make a hole we can use to escape.
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No. 9320 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811156615.png - (23.35KB , 537x391 , terrible 57.png )
9320

(everyone, but mostly reaver, keeps complaining that they want all the awesome people to be in this quest and kill off the others, while i'd rather finish this quest before making an awesome quest, I will do my best to speed through this so we can start awesome quest sooner, but I will need your cooperation for this, so keep the suggestions coming and we can be done really fast, maybe even in a week if we go fast enough)

Everyone prepares to die while Stanley starts doing ice spells in the back
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No. 9321 ID: f42c4e

>>9320
Bee! Ask the bee what sagely advice it can give us, at this our time of need.
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No. 9323 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811242379.png - (24.93KB , 549x338 , terrible 58.png )
9323

sage bee explodes from heat, aw :C
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No. 9325 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811263918.png - (18.70KB , 539x393 , terrible 59.png )
9325

it seems somehow the ice created an explosive reaction and the team is sent flying towards the mountains
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No. 9326 ID: 45afb1

>>9323
Mourn the passing of the great sage bee.
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No. 9328 ID: f42c4e

>>9325
Stanley, you got any magic to help us?

If not attempt to use hats and robe as parachute and land a bit away from Clarice so we don land/get landed by her.
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No. 9334 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811329149.png - (16.24KB , 535x291 , terrible 60.png )
9334

Stanley attempts to create a platform with his ice attack but it hits Burnt

Thoremore can be heard crying over sage bee.
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No. 9338 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811371436.png - (28.45KB , 546x391 , terrible 61.png )
9338

somehow frozen burnt breaks your fall! You seem to be on a mountain path...
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No. 9352 ID: f42c4e

>>9338
Dodge Clarice!
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No. 9363 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811491575.png - (15.51KB , 421x291 , terrible 62.png )
9363

you dodge somehow! You are on the mountain path of the legendary fog worm. This path leads to Stanley's village! You better hurry though or else...
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No. 9366 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811525274.gif - (529.76KB , 550x400 , fog worm.gif )
9366

OR ELSE FUCKING FOGWOOOOOORM OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT (animooted)
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No. 9367 ID: bc5d2e

>>9366
Wait, that's not terrible; that's not terrible at all...
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No. 9381 ID: d5b2d6

YOU ARE A HUGE JERK
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No. 9382 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811660356.png - (25.34KB , 548x396 , terrible 63.png )
9382

>"I AM FOG WORM AND I NO LONGER HUNGER FOR FOG BUT HUMANS! I AM A CONVENIENT PLOT DEVICE LIKE THAT WAKA WORKA WEEKAHOOO!"

At this time Imma awakes from her long jerkass slumber!

>"Oh my, it appears these nice people have been injured, and a rather fog oriented worm is here."

Wait, this is not the imma we great to KNOW AND HATE! What is going on!

Thoremore questions Imma

>"What is going on!"

>"I am princess goodheart of the kingdom of redundancy, I was sent away and had a personality spell put upon me to protect me from the evil banjo narwhal and his minions! I will explain things more in depth later, for now you must insult me! And hurry, it is the only way to defeat such a powerful creature"

Time to make a not terrible boss battle terrible. If the princess becomes 100% rage she will turn back into Imma and shoot a massive rage beam. Your goal is to come up with the most foul and disgusting insults possible while distracting the fog worm until she turns back into Imma. If you fail to be mean enough with your insults it'll be game over, LET'S GET EET AWN!
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No. 9384 ID: ec1a70

>>9382
YOUR VAGINA SMELLS OF ELDER BERRIES AND I HAVE SEEN GORILLAS WITH BETTER HAIR!

ALSO YOUR SPELLING IS ATROCIOUS!
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No. 9386 ID: c73b9f

>>9382
Your grandmother looks better than you naked!
I know because I looked at your grandmother in zesty adventure monthly and also you while you were unconscious!

Also you need to shave your armpits!
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No. 9389 ID: f42c4e

>>9382
You were terrible in bed. Clarice thinks so too. So does Stanley.

No wonder nobody loves you.
>>
No. 9391 ID: d5b2d6

Your kingdom is not redundant at all!
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No. 9398 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811729017.png - (44.46KB , 548x385 , terrible 64.png )
9398

DON'T WORRY, THE OTHER INSULTS ARE BEING CONSIDERED I CAN ONLY GO SO FAST IS ALL

The first 2 insults raise the rage bar to 50% but only because the second was so good

Stanley's hp is down to 50% though
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No. 9409 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811801912.png - (32.85KB , 548x394 , terrible 65.png )
9409

Stanley's hp is 25%, he is suffering poison! Clarice's hp is 50%!

Rage meter is currently 90%, you need 1 more good insult to set it over the top, or else Stanley will die and all hope is lost!
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No. 9414 ID: c73b9f

YOU ARE A JERK!
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No. 9422 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811878160.png - (25.89KB , 545x397 , terrible 66.png )
9422

NOW THAT WORM IS IN FOR IT, LOOK AT THE JOKE YOU MADE ME USE

*see full size image for bad joke*
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No. 9431 ID: 41f1b5
File 124811929016.png - (30.27KB , 545x397 , terrible 67.png )
9431

YAY YOU WIN
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No. 9434 ID: 1afd58

>>9431
Don't get bad baby. I mean, "I'ma Jerk" Meaining "I'm going to jerk". You're just so pretty, baby.
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No. 9464 ID: d5b2d6

True to your word, start jerking.
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No. 9470 ID: 41f1b5
File 124812091567.png - (23.36KB , 533x387 , terrible 68.png )
9470

>"Don't get bad baby. I mean, 'I'ma Jerk' Meaining 'I'm going to jerk'. You're just so pretty, baby."

Wow that didn't do anything for you, Imma seems pretty steamed, I guess you just have to wait for her to get less angry.

So should we head onto the village or look around?

Thoremore is not in the mood to masturbate, his balls hurt from landing on the ice. He wants to do Imma and Clarice but Imma seems to angry still
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No. 9475 ID: 1afd58

>>9470

Waitaminnit, Imma. You wanna find out if my cactus over there swings both ways? I'm open to some menage-a-trois if you know what I'm sayin'. Bit of both jars. Splitting it down the middle. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

I'm sayin' threesome, baby.
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No. 9709 ID: 41f1b5
File 124813225396.png - (27.27KB , 546x399 , terrible 69.png )
9709

WOAH THERE, it seems that stegas guy has stabbed you in the stomach! It's not lethal but super painful, he must of followed you to check if you didn't die! Well this is super lame... especially because that is the end of part 1
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No. 9818 ID: ca1901

>>9709
We haven't even boned humanoid Clarice yet damnit.
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