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56223 No. 56223 ID: af9412

I've heard it said that a hero is a great man, whose very actions and relations will, in all times, unite him to the rest of the world. The suggesiton, then, being that a hero is someone so grand and influential that his mere existence and the power of his deeds affects the entire populace.

Well, there are heroes in evil as well as in good.
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No. 67492 ID: 4f736e

Fistbump Babrakus.
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No. 67494 ID: b8d3e4
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67494

Ah yes, Nino. The skulking salamander I saw in the High Roller's lounge. Thanks to the shard in Tislomer I've learned of his presence. I've also learned she believes I harbor a carnal desire for her. I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that. I think I would have preferred it.

But what makes this more awkward is that she seems to be fostering some kind of relationship with the scoundrel.
Until I'm sure of how to proceed, I'll allow it to continue. Perhaps a false sense of security will lull him into lowering his defenses.

Oh, and as for Ashedel, she's out trying to find new recruits.
It's just as well. Her room isn't ready yet.
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No. 67500 ID: c1b520

>>67494
Kinda what I'm thinking master, actually, maybe we can use this relationship to get Nino to join us. He's kind of a coward, but he shows potential as a recruit. We just need to let this relationship build, and then turn it in our favor.
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No. 67511 ID: b8d3e4
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67511

As long as I'm showing you around, this is my room.
The hidden folding bed is located on the left wall, while on the right, beside the desk, there is a secret emergency door connected to the Throne Room.

The room's rather small, but then, I don't need much space. I can use the Throne Room for audiences, the Meeting Hall for meetings. This is really just for me to work in secret on matters of planning.
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No. 67515 ID: 4553b2

>>67511
Excellent.

Well. Lets get planning. I propose our next move be to forge some alliances with the nearby locals.
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No. 67518 ID: b8d3e4
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67518

Well as long as I'm giving you the tour, you might as well see the antechamber. This is the only room left you haven't seen, I believe.

You'll notice two guard posts here, for... you know, when we eventually get some guards.
In emergencies, there is a trapdoor at the center of the room. Right now it just leads to a small holding room. Non-lethal, in case we need an interrogation.

Well, I think that wraps up the tour.
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No. 67519 ID: bf1e7e

>>67511

What's with the new tapestry?
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No. 67520 ID: 9d07d9

We've been everywhere in the immediate area except Iniziare Citta. Perhaps there lies an opportunity there. I doubt they'd consider an "alliance" with us, but maybe we could find some magic artifacts, or even Mannikins. Odds are well and good, but we need some minions that can project power.
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No. 67521 ID: 632862

Oh, nice M logo.
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No. 67522 ID: 276781

>>67518
Should we go check on Finesse, see if she's got anything new in the works, boss?
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No. 67527 ID: b8d3e4
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67527

>>67522
Oh yes, Finesse's room. I'll check in on her.

"Finesse, working on anything?"
>"Mechanisms, master. Like you asked.
>Why? Did you need me?"
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No. 67528 ID: 3475b2

>>67522
Indeed. She should have a more compelling outfit for us.
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No. 67532 ID: 8b7db1

>>67527
"Nah, just micromanaging you. It's what bosses do. Make sure whatever you are working on can work in purple, and make it three inches longer."
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No. 67533 ID: 276781

>>67527
"I was just checking to see how you're doing. You like the new layout of The Vault?"

What's she wearing, boss? Looks like she's got a skirt on from this perspective, but I can't tell.
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No. 67534 ID: 632862

>>67527
>Do you need me?

Heheheh. Double meanings.
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No. 67535 ID: 3475b2

>>67521
You don't think it's a bit overly ostentatious?
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No. 67536 ID: e3f578

"No, just checking in on the state of things for the orb, possibly probing for information to determine the next step."
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No. 67537 ID: 1d375b

Well things are looking good on the home front. We should work on expanding our territory now.

Oh did we ever make use of the Mimic or was that not compatible with the new portal system?
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No. 67539 ID: b8d3e4
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67539

>>67528
>>67532
Oh yes, that's right! Kingly robes, of course! Purple is a royal color, and I want it to drape to the floor as is custom.
"Make sure whatever you are working on can work in purple, and make it three inches longer."
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No. 67540 ID: c1b520

>>67539
Boss, wth? I know your supposed to be the boss and all but treat your workers with a little respect, I mean they are working for you. I mean you could at least say please or something.
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No. 67541 ID: de913c

>>67539

...why is she looking guilty?
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No. 67542 ID: 4f736e

Glad to see you're still a total lovable idiot, Muschio.
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No. 67543 ID: e3f578

>>67540
Say "PLEASE!" as loudly as possible for emphasis.
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No. 67544 ID: f21281

>>67539
Uh, might want to clarify that, boss. Innuendo senses tingling.

Also, seriously, why not try talking to Babrakus to get him to notice Tislomer? It would be a win win situation for you. Salamander Person + Kobold != Babies. Kobold + Kobold = Babies. Babies = free labor when they come of the appropriate age.

It's a bonus if 'bolds have litters. Which I think they do. It's a worthwhile investment.
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No. 67546 ID: 5d5878

>>67539
She's working on mechanisms. I don't think it matters if they're purple, and there may be problems if they're three inches longer.
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No. 67548 ID: 8595ab

How do we switch to Finesse? Her thought can be rather amusing right now xD
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No. 67550 ID: 4f736e

I think you'd better follow that up with an "Oh, MECHANISMS. I thought you said something else."
Then, of course, refuse to clarify what you thought she said, with a sheepish expression on your face.
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No. 67552 ID: b8d3e4
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67552

...wait a minute, Finesse isn't a tailor. Why would she be making me any kind of clothing? She must think I'm out of my mind.

>"...Y-...yes, Master."

Hm. Well, nevermind. She seems to know what I'm talking about after all.
Well, glad that's settled.
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No. 67555 ID: 3475b2

>>67544
We'd have to take care of baby bolds for a long time first though.
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No. 67556 ID: bd2eec

>>67552
oh jesus now she's gonna get mad at us for spoiling it.
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No. 67559 ID: 632862

>>67544
How do you know that, exactly? Weird combinations of species sometimes work.

On the other hand... they're both kindof dragonkin, right?
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No. 67561 ID: b8d3e4
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67561

WELL! I suppose that wraps that up.

To be honest, I finally feel like there's nothing that requires my immediate attention. I'm free to make plans. Perhaps business at Iniziare Citta would prove profitable. We need a blacksmith and some muscle, as well, since right now th-

...is that...?
... is someone knocking at the front door?
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No. 67562 ID: c1b520

>>67561
Well get it.
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No. 67565 ID: 8b7db1

>>67561
Answer it in your bathrobe.
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No. 67567 ID: 8fbd06

>>67561
That would ......... Why are they knocking..............

This could go either way. Answer door with sword drawn.
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No. 67570 ID: 5a9e00

Have one of the minions answer. It would set a bad precident to answer ourselves.
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No. 67571 ID: f21281

>>67561
Knocking, rapping, pounding at your chamber door?
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No. 67574 ID: de913c

Well? Go get it.
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No. 67576 ID: e3f578

Answer with a "MMmmmmmmyyyeeeeeessss? Please do come in."
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No. 67582 ID: b8d3e4
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67582

It's one of the guards from my new ally's tower.
>"Lord Muschio."
I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing that.
>"Commander Coriander sends this message for you, sir."

A note? For me? From the Commander?
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No. 67583 ID: 276781

>>67579
Thank her and invite her in for tea/to sit down?
Or does she have to be right on her way?

After all, she's an ally! We can be hospitable to allies, right?
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No. 67584 ID: 43d730

>>67579
Remember to thank him, then head inside for the message.
Offer him refreshments, or get a... You need a bitchboy, Muschio. Personal assistant, batman, something.
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No. 67585 ID: 8fbd06

>>67582
in b4 exploding runes
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No. 67586 ID: 6faa8c

>>67582
Thank her and ask how the Commander is doing.
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No. 67587 ID: a3b36a

Awesome. Read it right there. It's from Commander Coriander, so you know it's legit.
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No. 67588 ID: f21281

>>67582
Thank her, offer a spot of tea. Then take the opportunity to find out what Coriander has been up to since your "Diplomatic Mission."
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No. 67591 ID: 5d5878

>>67582
Well don't just stand there! It'd be slander not to take a gander at the note from Commander Coriander Salamander.
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No. 67592 ID: 632862

>>67582
Why does she look so angry? I hope nothing bad happened.
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No. 67593 ID: 5a9e00

Shoot Note
Read Messenger
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No. 67596 ID: 9d07d9
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67596

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No. 67597 ID: f21281

>>67592
She's an Orc. They're always disgruntled.

...or is she a Moblin?
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No. 67602 ID: b8d3e4
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67602

The letter reads:

>Dear Lord Malto
>Know that it is only because you have proved yourself such a gentleman that I make this request of you so early in our alliance.
>My most trusted assistant, a delicate young woman named Arabella, has contracted Nymph’s Jinx, a dangerous and potentially life-threatening ailment as a result of a hermit’s curse. The only known cure is something that, with a staff comprised entirely of the female gender, I cannot supply. Though it sounds crass, only the physical act of lovemaking can save her life.
>This is a matter of utmost importance and I know that I can rely on you to act discreetly and with respect.
>I will be sending Arabella along soon. When she arrives, know that her recovery is in your hands.
>Your Ally in need,
>Commander Coriander Salamander
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No. 67604 ID: 43d730

>>67602
Goddamnit, second expulsion of tea from nostrils.
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No. 67605 ID: 632862

>>67602
Wat.
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No. 67606 ID: c1b520

>>67602
this...this... THIS IS THE BEST LETTER EVER!
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No. 67607 ID: de913c

>>67602

A nymphoid running around your place.

Could be fun. Talk to uh...


uh...

Hmm...
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No. 67608 ID: 3ccb64

HOT DAMN.

Run off, tell the minions to turn the throne room into a lover's suite. Immediately. We want candles burning and rose petals scattered by the time she arrives.
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No. 67609 ID: e3f578

Nervously snicker. We're getting Babrakus laid tonight by two magnificent ladies. Unless you most certainly don't mind and don't think it will raise complications. But it really is never that easy, is it?
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No. 67610 ID: 9d07d9

Hot damn.

... Ask if Finesse knows anything about this "Nymph's Jinx." You wouldn't want to catch something, now.
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No. 67611 ID: 6faa8c

>>67602
Saving women with PURE MANLY SEX. Right up your alley!
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No. 67612 ID: 5a9e00

Ah. What a bother. Have one of the minions do it. Probably a trap.
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No. 67613 ID: 3475b2

>>67582
Well, it is a request from your ally, which you can indulge with minimal inconvenience. Looks like your course of action is pretty clear-cut.
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No. 67614 ID: b8d3e4
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67614

Well, Nymph's Jinx IS a dangerous ailment. I've heard of it only in passing, but I've never witnessed a case in person.
I suppose it's my duty as a gentleman and a scholar to supply the cure to this poor young woman.

I wonder when she'll arrive!
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No. 67615 ID: fb5d8e

Say that you understand and invite her to your room. Tell Finesse to hold all your appointments.
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No. 67618 ID: b8d3e4
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67618

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No. 67619 ID: 5d5878

>>67614
Unless of course that's her before you right now. Then hot dickings may be a slight challenge.
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No. 67621 ID: 632862

>>67614
Um... ask if the messenger is Arabella.
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No. 67622 ID: 9d07d9

welp
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No. 67623 ID: de913c

>>67618

.....Uh....Fuck.

Invite her in then restrain her.

...She might like that enough not to kill you when you start yelling for help.
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No. 67624 ID: f21281

>>67618
...hey, you said you like women with generous curves.
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No. 67625 ID: 20fc9f

>>67618
You like curves, don't cha?
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No. 67627 ID: 476456

Go ask finesse for advice
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No. 67629 ID: 5a9e00

Oh no, she's already come down with a fit of coughing. Quickly, get her to a bed at once.
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No. 67631 ID: 3475b2

You are obligated.
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No. 67632 ID: 632862

So Boss, what exactly does Nymph's Jinx do?

Also I wonder if it would be disrespectful to mention that there's more than one male available here, and that she can choose.
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No. 67635 ID: 4f736e

I believe this about as far as I can throw it. But invite her in after confirming her identity anyways.
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No. 67636 ID: 4bb122

>>67618

Well, for now let's just invite her in.
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No. 67639 ID: 1afd58

Pork the Orc. She's curvy and soft and delicious!
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No. 67640 ID: b8d3e4
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67640

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No. 67641 ID: de913c

>>67640

...Invite her in.

DO IT YOU FAGGOT.
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No. 67643 ID: 9d07d9

C'mon Muschio, Coriander's our most valuable ally and we can't lose her over something like this.
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No. 67644 ID: 476456

DO EEEET
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No. 67645 ID: 632862

>>67640
Keep it together, man!

Perhaps you should consult Babrakus.
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No. 67646 ID: 276781

>>67640
Boss, you said you like 'em big and round.
Also, her life's in danger. You can't turn her away, can you?

At least invite her in, it's not polite to keep her waiting outside.
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No. 67647 ID: bd2eec

>>67640
Just be on top if you are worried about her crushing you, ya big baby.
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No. 67648 ID: a3b36a

Just remember, Muschio...

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round.
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No. 67649 ID: f21281

>>67640
ARE YOU A MAN OR NOT?
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No. 67650 ID: aba0a3

Do it.
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No. 67660 ID: 3475b2

>>67632
That would be crass. Especially considering the other male is a kobold. But more importantly, we should deal with it personally as a show of goodwill. It is a favor too our ally, of course.
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No. 67661 ID: 4bb122

>>67640

Be a gentleman!
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No. 67662 ID: 4f736e

Heh heh. After this, you'll be BEGGING for a flat chested girl. ANYTHING to escape from the memories of round, folded flesh.
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No. 67666 ID: 7ef24d

Sacrifices must be made from time to time in the course of establishing one's power. It must be done.
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No. 67668 ID: 12fc66

>>67640
She's actually quite attractive, you know.
Well, there's no need to be rude about it. Invite her in! Make her comfortable, light a few candles...
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No. 67673 ID: 276781

>>67662
But where ever will we find a flat-chested girl?

Maybe Finesse knows...
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No. 67676 ID: c0f3bf

>>67640
Lighten the awkwardness with a semantics question, ask her why she wrote that she'd send Arabella soon if she was going to send her to deliver the message.
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No. 67679 ID: b8d3e4
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67679

"...won't you... please... come in."
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No. 67686 ID: 1afd58

>>67679
With all due respect, Lord Muschio, I think you'll be the one coming in.
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No. 67692 ID: 3475b2

>>67676
you know, we're not actually aware that this is the case. We should make sure.
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No. 67748 ID: 43d730

>>67679
I can't unsee the penis-note now.
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No. 67868 ID: 8ce2bf

This looks like a tough job, boss. Maybe we should go get Babrakus to help us out.
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