>>654801
"The flesh is in agreement. The Point must be destroyed."

The Flesh was trying to destroy the Point when it sent the Flesh here.

Suggestion 2015/07/17(Fri)15:23 No. 656609 ID: 54259e
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The exchange is made.

"Does that mean I can go home? I mean, will the Flesh return-"

Go.

"They're falling! They're falling and not getting up! Dof-ka, Seenwe-ka, Gorven-ka thank you all!"

"I need a raise...not getting paid enough to deal with this shit."

"Sergei! The governor's down!"

Goodbye mister deflated balloon fist head!

Wake up already.

put the ball/point down. and tell someone to figure out how to destroy it. use tongs if you have to move it again.

>>656609
"I'm ok!
New priority: We need to get this artifact to Tumov and have him destroy it immediately."

Suggestion 2015/07/24(Fri)20:18 No. 657904 ID: 5c5d03
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"Governor, governor! Someone get a stretcher!"

"I'm okay! Look, we have a new priority: We need to get this artifact to Tumov and have him destroy it immediately."

"What artifact?"

"What are you blind?! This arti

Suggestion 2015/07/24(Fri)20:20 No. 657905 ID: 5c5d03
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"-fact?"

So what ARE you holding?

did it turn into nothing?

tell them that the thing that was making the zombies.

>>657905
What are you holding if not the thing that made the zombies?

Suggestion 2015/07/30(Thu)15:55 No. 659417 ID: 5c5d03
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It's...the green thing I found. It came back with me? Is that what the ball head meant by exchange?

maybe? still let's get it checked out.

Suggestion 2015/08/07(Fri)15:12 No. 660872 ID: 54259e
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I guess. Till Tumov gets here, I can try to get Illona to verify.

"Illona"

"I. AM. SO. SICKOFTHISSHIT!"

Uh. So you talk to my brain by magic or some shit? Can you heal Illona's brain so she stops being scared stupid?

Depends. That's usually up to the mediator who secures this connection. Sometimes we're stuck with one person for the time being, sometimes we get bounced around.

Go into the room and make sure there are no more hostiles. Then reinforce the barricades and take a few minutes to sleep.

Hug Illona.

we may need the orb for that. we can try now though. touch her head so he have a connection.
[erase most recent traumatic memory of Illona]

Suggestion 2015/08/14(Fri)18:27 No. 662413 ID: 54259e
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"Um. There there? I know these past few hours have been hard on you but, could you please forget about them?"

"Forget...?"

"Yeah. Just let the ball thing do it's thing and forget."

"Governor! Your eyes!"

"My eyes?"

well, she is talking about something other then being freaked out, so maybe it worked? and yeah, your eyes are green now. get bluer from using our powers. can't use them too many times or you go insane.

>>660998
Well, at least it was a recent memory and not something that had been integrated into long-term memory. But willy-nilly memory editing is how you end up making vegetables.

Outright removing memories like that is less desirable than... call it neural chiropractic therapy. Adjusting the links and reducing the priority placed on certain traumatic memories is usually less damaging to a subject. Breaking certain memory cross-links and encouraging new, less exciting, ones to form is the basic technique. It is a lot slower than just cutting a memory out, though.

>>662413
Oh, hey, your eyes went green. Nice color, but I think that's not how things usually work.

Suggestion 2015/08/26(Wed)10:26 No. 665168 ID: 5c5d03
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"Hang on, my eyes are green? The hells are you talking about?"

"I mean sir that they are glowing and green."

"Here hold this. When you start being not freaked out look at it. I need to see this. I don't see any green what are you talking about?"

"I mean they were green just a few moments ago sir!"

"You sir it wasn't a reflection or some trick of the light?"

"No, they were coming from the back of your eyes!"

"Well there's nothing now see?"
Why am I holding this?

Hey baby.

we're magic!

>>665168
Hello, do you like pina coladas?

His fuzz extends all the way down to his crotch. You should probably know this.

Suggestion 2015/09/02(Wed)09:06 No. 666543 ID: 5c5d03
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"Governooooooor...."

"What, are you feeling better?"

"This thing you gave me governor. It's...talking to me. Not in the same way as the last thing but it's still unsettling."

"Unsettling how?"

"It asked if I liked a pinna coloder? And that your fuzz extends to your-ahm....private regions."

"...it told you what?"

You told her what?

We asked her if she likes iced coconut alcoholic beverages and then mentioned that your fur does indeed go all the way down.

I have no idea why though.

>>666543
there's like a hundred of us in here. most of us are cool, but some of them are kinda... nuts.

>>666543
Did she have a slur before? "Pinna coloder" is only passably close to "piña colada"

Now I really am worried there's brain damage. Great job, guys! Fan-fucking-tastic, this is what you get for just ripping memories out with no finesse.

>>666543
I'd tell her we're strange, but mostly harmless. We never intentionally do things to harm our holder, unless they had stolen us or something.

>>666722
the fact that that is the only word she said wrong, i don't think so.

Suggestion 2015/09/11(Fri)15:49 No. 669061 ID: 5c5d03
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Nevermind I don't care! You...both of these things are you? There's another zee hoo?

it's magic. srsly, no idea how it happened. is cool though, can be in two places at once

Might be us from the future or the past. We sort of exist outside of time as well as in it. Confusing stuff honestly.

Just be careful with us. We are sort of the most powerful artifact you will ever come into contact with. I think we rewrite reality just by existing sometimes. And do not have much control over it.

>>669061
Remember fellow, we've been talking to you since things started getting interesting. Before you found anything. These tools appear to just be useful points for us to manipulate, more or less with only superficial understanding at that.

Thought provoking, isn't it?

Baron 2015/09/30(Wed)23:16 No. 674121 ID: fc4a99
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I guess but. Why? What am I suposed to do with these things now? You say this is how you communicate with people? How have you been communicating with me all this time?
Wait these voices are real?
Yes I- who is this?
Me.
Who is me?
Aren't I me?
No, I mean you are-you. Wait. Illona? Are you in my mind?
Who is this?
I-no! We aren't doing that again. Illona, it's me Sergei.
Sergei? How are you in my mind?
I'm not! At least I think I'm not.
How do I hear you? I can't hear you but I just...think what I know what you are saying, even though you aren't talking, this makes no sense.
I know. Try dropping that orb.

How about now Illona. Can you hear me? Hello?

"GOVNERNOR!"

"Hi-"

"Sir, you've been standing there for quite a while is everything alright?"

"I ahm-uh. Yes. I think so?"

The hells just happened?

Heat exhaustion is a bad thing to get when you have the flu. Getting better now so hopefully no hiatus like that again.

magic, don't question it. clearly the orb involves mind linkage.

Magic!

Ask if the whole zombie thing is under control.

>>674121
Say something like this "Just caught up in my thoughts. Undead swarms will do that.
I think the threat has passed, but I wasn't expecting the dead to rise up in the first place.
Contain the building until cleanup crews arive, then guard them while they burn the bodies.
I'm sorry I didn't bring you in the first place. It was a poor decision."

>>674121
You haven't even bought us dinner and you want all our secrets!

Well, if you must know, we touch a lot of different people and places. Sometimes trinkets like the zui-hu or that thing you traded for are involved. Just as often though, we can touch special individuals without any outside aid involved.

Your mother was right, you are a special and wonderful person!

The form the zui-hu has is the "traditional" form for instruments that help users attune to us, but I've seen other items used before too. The egg, or whatever you choose to call it, is a novel example in my experience. Maybe others have seen something more like it before, though.

Anyway, seriously, don't lend those toys out if you can at all help it. They're still dangerous. Perhaps moreso now that we're aware of them.

Baron 2015/10/09(Fri)19:20 No. 675710 ID: fc4a99
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"Just caught up in my thoughts. Undead swarms will do that. I think the threat has passed, but I wasn't expecting the dead to rise up in the first place. Contain the building until cleanup crews arrive, then guard them while they burn the bodies."

"...I just arrived with the clean up crew sir. They are sweeping the building now. So far all they've encountered are mangled corpses."

"Uh good! Good. As I said, I'm still a bit shaken. Things went bad real fast out here. I'm sorry I didn't bring you in the first place. It was a poor decision."

"I'm afraid I have to agree and disagree with you sir. The Minotauress, Alicia? Her condition did worsen. The illness was magical in nature so I was able to unravel it. However I couldn't identify a thing. I'm sure Illoni could have identified it and removed it safely. I had to just rush through it all and disrupted the thing. The process however left Alicia a little more worse for wear which means she will be out of commission for some time longer."

Is that her horn?

Anyhow, I guess our next step is to see what forensics or magical analysis is doable after the cleanup crews are done.

maybe he can describe what he 'saw' to her and she can infer things.

Baron 2015/10/11(Sun)19:11 No. 676046 ID: fc4a99
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"Ah. Is that her horn?"

"No. Just a piece of these abominations. Ugly thing."

"Oh, well can you get into contact with forensics, see what they can make of this?"

"I can tell you right now they won't find much. The magic holding these things is dissipating, at it seems to be taking the bodies with it. I didn't see what made it, but I can still tell you
something that moves matter and energy is powerful."

"Crap, there goes another clue...never mind. Go talk with Illona. Try to relay what you remember about the magic affecting Alicia, see if she can make anything out of it. I have to speak with V- my contact."

"You're certain sir? Maybe wait until the clean up crew has finished their work?"

The magic is dissipating; the cultists are probably moving on to whatever they are planning next rather than lingering around here. Also we need to get that green orb thing looked at.

we need to keep on the offense or something like this could happen again when they have time to relax and set it up.

Baron 2015/10/17(Sat)16:08 No. 677258 ID: fc4a99
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Only person I know that can look at this is Vivian. So that's what we're doing.

"Vivian! We're back! I need you to-why are you-"

"I've been busy. And I still have some leads to follow. I heard there was a request for heavy support. What happened at the morgue?"

"First I need to ask if you can read old Rezan glyphs?"

"Of course I can. You don't get into the service without knowing some culture."

"And if it's possible for there to be more than zerhu at a time?"

"...what happened out there?"

"Long story."

"I have time."

>>677258
Ooh, ooh! Let us tell her! We can do this quickly, and without brain damage. Probably.

>>677258
It seems that Eldrich beings from outside of time are trying to fuck each other over, and using our world like a condom.

Baron 2015/10/24(Sat)13:20 No. 679095 ID: fc4a99
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"It seems that Eldrich beings from outside of time are trying to fu-fight each other and using our world like some arena."

I'm not saying that!

"How would you know that?"

"They told me. And gave me this. It has a Rezan glyph but I can't read stuff like that. What is it?

"This...this one is very complicated. Give me a minute."

Why can't he wear a shirt that fits? Stop looking up Vivi, focus!

"Let's see when it's a filled circle, it's a name, when it's an empty circle, it's a question, when it's a dot..."

...it looks like a belly button. Fuck what was it?! Stop thinking of his belly button!

Whose?

Sergei's! Stop doing this to yourself Vivi, this is important!

"Are these lines part of the curvature, or just for decoration?"

Dammit, I looked up again! Sergei's midriff is exposed for everyone to see!

Why are you so focused on that?

Because I don't know if that cute fuzz extends all they way down, it's annoying the hells out of me! Stupid, sexy Sergei!

My fuzz is...cute?

Why did I just think that?

...

GREETINGS, ALIEN ADVISORS FROM... SOMEWHERE ELSE! HOW @#$%ED-UP IS YOUR VERSION OF REAL-LIFE TODAY?

Sorry, Viv, but let's just say that the voices in your head aren't from this planet. I'm not even sure if the ones you're hearing are from OUR planet!

But they sound like it. Anyways, we're the voices that SERGEI hears. How do you do?

>>679096
psst, she's hearing Sergei's thoughts

hi, looks like different people holding these things causes a mental resonance.

anyway, could a dot mean a statement? or perhaps an exclamation?

OH BOY HERE WE GO.
Yo Sergei Vivian can totally hear your thoughts and also totally crushing on you. She might also be able to hear us, which could be useful.
Either way, yay ancient telepathy magic!

Baron 2015/11/01(Sun)19:29 No. 680778 ID: fc4a99
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"The hells was that?"

"So you hear them now Vivian?"

"Hear who? The voices? Oh gods! I'm hearing the voices!

Wait, did the voices just say Sergei could hear my thoughts? Like all of them?

Yes.

"Wait, they said you heard my-oh! OH!"

"Y-yeah."

"How much did you hear?"

"Um. Everything?"

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck! It wasn't supposed to be like this! The bedroom, the rose petals, the Eastaland Red Rice bottle, the chains. None of that will work now...

"I can still hear your thoughts Vivian."

"W-W-WELL STOP READING THEM!"

Listen you idiots if you want to stop being mind linked drop the artifact or ask us to turn it off.

And do it quick before you get stuck like this.

Usually when you get stuck hearing each other thoughts its not oh cute romantic comedy stuff. Its quick descent into madness while being linked to a reality shaping artifact.

drop the thing and we'll probably stop reading your mind... maybe. might as well try.

put the ball down.

Put the artifact down SLOWLY.

Also, this is a very rare opportunity to get some intimate therapy. If you run your most traumatizing memories at Sergei all at once, you can get a second opinion about them!

..Wait what's this about chains?

Baron 2015/11/08(Sun)20:42 No. 682593 ID: fc4a99
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"Uh yeah, what was that about chains?"

"Nothing! There's are no chains! Take it back before something bad happens! I have nothing traumatizing! Shut up!"

"Ooof! But I didn't ask about trauma- I was asking about the cha-"

"That too! Shut up! Back on topic!"

Well you have the floor, let's get back on topic, though I think she was trying to seduce you into something I think. Either that or something kinky.

yes. the topic was , "what does this shape mean?" on the ball.

Well, that was cute. Proceed to the bedroom already.

Okay, what's next on the list? We'd like multiple strategems and a few weapons schematics for each plan.

Baron 2015/11/22(Sun)14:25 No. 685271 ID: fc4a99
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"No! No bedroom! I need to know what this means! IT could be critical. Please read this."

"No, I'm not touching that!"

"You don't need to touch it just read it!"

"Keep that away from me!"

"Why are you being so stubborn about this? I just want to-"

"NO!"

"Uh Miss Vivian? You called me for somethingandIcanseethatyou'rebusyI'lljustdropbysomeothertime."

Pass the ball to the little messenger girl already.

change direction. ask other girl if she knows what the ball says.

>>685271
It's inscribed, right? You could offer to take a rubbing of it.
You should probably tell the messenger to wait there and that you'll be with her shortly.

You two are fighting like children! Calm down a bit and talk this out rationally! Or at least rationally enough to look sane.

Baron 2015/11/28(Sat)21:18 No. 686167 ID: fc4a99
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Yeah, yeah maybe I'll try- wait messenger girl?

"Guildmaster, you've learned Glyphs right?"

"Um. Yes?"

"Good! Can you tell me what this is?"

"A green glass ornament?"

"Don't show him that! It's classified!"

"Too late for that, he was the one who gave the the blue thing so how bad is it if he sees the green one? Please guildmaster, do you know what this glyph is?"

"Wow. Wasn't expecting to see this."

"Why?"

"It's old. Like real old. Older than the Empire. That's saying a lot. Most folk in the Empire use Rezan Glyphs from the time of the Old Families. This is older than that."

"Well what does it mean?"

"Hang on I'm trying to remember. Uh. I think it's a glyph for West? Wait no. It could be a glyph for a Western clan maybe? It's really hard to tell. Old glyphs tended to look alike, and some just had double meanings."

"How do you know these things?"

"Vivian dear I'm Gamin, we have to know these things."

"That doesn't really answer my-"

"Wait I got it. It's Yishik. That's what it is. The Yishik clan."

"As in the Yishic familiy?"

"That's the one. Wow this is really ancient to have an old Yishic glyph, where'd you find it?"

"Uh..."

Yish? Wait a minute...

Okay, so does this ball connect to a giant robot mammoth that shoots laser beams when they roar, or is this a standalone artifact of doom?

Yish.

>>686167
I'm directing this at Vivian!
Now that we've touched your mind, we should be able to talk to you at will! Isn't this exciting? I think it is.

Never fear, we're not going to override your will or anything nasty like that. More like just say hello, drop in for a chat over tea, discuss the next move in this dance, that sort of thing.

You do take tea, don't you?

From magic involving cultists and zombies.

>>686167
"Please, trust me when I tell you that you do NOT want to know the story behind this.
What is it you needed?"
Also, ask him on the sly to procure the materials Vivian wanted for her first time.

Baron 2015/12/05(Sat)18:18 No. 687201 ID: fc4a99
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"Nevermind where...Yishic?"

"Come now Sergei. Haven't you paid attention to your history lessons?"

"I never had any."

"...Really? This is some really basic history. Everyone should know it."

"I don't."

"Yaht-ka...the old Rezruton clan? The one wiped out by that alliance between Makag, Gamin, and Rokof? Pretty big deal."

"Well it's not like it's required when aplying for the force."

Oh gods you're stuck in my head now?! No! This is not exciting! This is terrible. Last thing I need is an army of voices in my head second guessing me! Though I will admit a bowl of Jasmine Green would really help right now.

"So um...I was wondering if you could help me get a few things, Eastaland Red, those gold enamel chains you like to use, and do you know a good place that sells roses?"

"Yes, why? What are you planning Sergei-oh! You're looking to court someone! Oooh that is adorable. Who is it? Is it that nice girl you always played with when your mother was working? I bet it's here isn't it?"

naw don't worry Vivian, we can only effectively talk to one person at a time, it's complicated magic stuff, but we basically can only 'see' one person at a time. so if we are talking to sergei we would need to jump t you. so you wl hear from us sometimes but we will probably just follow sergei around, unless he is doing something REALLY boring.


sergei, just tell them to be quiet, the walls have ears.

Well, that is the sort of thing that happens when you get involved in weird magic conspiracies. At least you (presumably) made a decision at some point to get involved with this sort of thing rather than poor Sergi who just kind of inherited it.

Anyway, what lead to the Yishic being wiped out? Was it people getting sick of their occult shenanigans?

Ah, Makag. We worked with a Makag heir for some time, sometime in the past. Have you ever seen a copy of Fushimu Nakata's Mural "The Foreign Bloodwalker Defeats The Sightless Eyed Mage"? The Bloodwalker is the man we knew.

Interesting fellow. Fantastic soldier. Smart enough to listen to his advisors and to surround himself with the best ones available.

>>687201
Vivian: It's not all bad. We're the ones who thought to have a mage examine Alicia and pushed to make it happen, for example. In hindsight we should have brought the fighter and left the researcher, but since everybody survived I'll call that a win.
Oh, and you have one of the most renowned and powerful magical artifacts in history on call for advice and possible warping of the very nature of reality. That's also pretty good.

Sergei: Signal for him to be quiet, then subtly gesture towards Vivian. He'll get the hint.

Baron 2015/12/11(Fri)14:51 No. 688205 ID: fc4a99
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Oh...well that's some relief. Some. Though this stuff about bad advice worries me. Sergei has to put up with you since birth? Certainly explains the choppy record I found on him. Fushimu? Oh yes I've seen his work. Ugly stuff.


"It's actually um..."

"What? Do you have a nervous tick? Oh-oh! Oh Sergei dear, aren't you aiming a bit high?"


As for the Yishic clan, that's ancient history. Not surprised it's surfacing up now. Ancient magic garbage has a tendency to do that.


"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It's just that, she's Service, you're...a governor of sorts...of a minor island...seems like a huge gap."

I'm assuming just because you're now in my head that doesn't mean you have access to everything I know. So I'll run it down for you. Way back when, Rezo was made of a bunch of warring clans. Alliances were made then broken within the same year, feuds would rip clans apart despite neither side knowing what started the feud in the first place. Finding any historical record that survived that time is difficult. Very difficult, we still have archaeologist looking for something that paints a more complete picture of events. Anyway, at some point the Yishic clan started amassing power. Far too much power in such a short span that they managed to make enemies of every other clan. In fact from what we do know, foreigners from some unknown land got involved to fight Yishic because they were that notorious.


"What do our positions have to do with anything?"

Baron 2015/12/11(Fri)14:57 No. 688206 ID: fc4a99
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But even with such a grand alliance arrayed against them, Yishic stood against them all easily. It's assumed they had help from someone or something else because they had power that no one else had. I think maybe even an advanced form of necromancy? It's hard to tell as the only documents from that battle use a lot of old Rezan prose that makes it near impossible to understand.

[Yet as the dance war on, the flesh would rise and grow. From them, the radiance of an outsider. Rukimilkom(the name of the alliance) though banner by Creator and Destroyer that Was could not, would not, fell the flesh of Yishic.]

"She's has a life of danger and subterfuge. Not to offend, but you can be a little too gentle for that Sergei."

Baron 2015/12/11(Fri)15:00 No. 688207 ID: fc4a99
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[As the dance weaves again, Yishic makes it's compact. Twelve and four it divides the dead from flesh, yet by doing so dead does not remain with this world. Foreigners come with strange dances and magics moving in ways not straight and true against the king Yishic.]

"G-gentle? I joined the force for gods' sake! How could I still be gentle?"

Baron 2015/12/11(Fri)15:04 No. 688208 ID: fc4a99
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"Did you say something Sergei?"

"Nothing Viv, just talking with the guildmaster."

[The dance was done and the way finished. Yishic fell and Rukilkom returned to the Game. Yet the Pariah sang and Rukilkom listened
The Pariah sang in strange ways and Rukilkom listened. The Game and Dance would end with the songs of old taking new tones. New notes. And the outside shell was gone. The Creator and Destructor that Was furled their banner and left away for We the People to dance a new song.]

Word for word that's what it translated to and I have no idea what the hells it all means.

huh, wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that when we were helping him out back then while he just took the throne that creatures from old fables and children stories where becoming real and attacking villages, giant robots from the future were somehow showing up as derelict wrecks in the past, and that races from whole other dimensions were popping up and wrecking shit. Thinking back on it, it was less that we were better prepared and equipped and more that we were just better and navigating through the chaos.

yeah, things got kinda crazy. we may have had a hand in making those alliances. being a crystal ball makes you sorta... immortal.

getting some images here too. looks like a giant was involved.

>>688208
There's not enough information to be certain, but it seems like we might be the Pariah. Good to know we got that time-displaced giant war machine up and running!

Baron 2015/12/20(Sun)18:14 No. 689725 ID: ca1cab
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"Look can you just get me those things?"

"Oh fine Sergei. I can't fault you on ambition. But you are actually dating a woman that could have you killed if the relationship goes sour. Why?"

"Well it's...because...erm..."


Well-wait-how? How do you know about the r-nevermind. But the Pariah thing is debatable. Ancient Rezan script liked to add pictures to everything they wrote about, and making someone bigger could have meant it was an individual who was more important than others, or maybe it could have been something big. It's hard to tell. Traditional script screws around with the language so it's hard to tell exactly what they were talking about.

I suppose I'll need something like you to help now. By far this case has been the worst. The worst.

Well considering the rate of things, it's only steadily getting worse so I'd start preparing a bit more then average. Anyways it does seem like a peaceful moment to slightly relax a bit more though, as Sergei is getting something from her there.

sure, we need to tighten the forces, check harder for backstabbers, the whole nine yards.

Vivi, whatcha lookin' at?

As for "bigger", that history lesson had one glaring property: protoplasmic-culture. Travelers from multiple alien civilizations thrown in via dimensional storms, choosing sides and fighting a great enemy, mysteriously leaving, etc., and all that technology / tactics / social reform lying around got all the natives wondering just HOW powerful THEY could be if they had the same stuff their heroes had. Cue epic cultural uplift with lots of bloody, bloody growing pains, ergo the Rezo Empire, the "biggah guys". Yay rape-Nazis.

Yes I am being sarcastic.

We need to oversee this next cultural uplift or some idiot might finally invent a nuke; imagine being able to create an artifact of doom AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT IN TIME if you have the right tools and ingredients.

Oh, and will you two @#$% already. If you try REALLY hard we might shift to our MAIN character the Rezo prince guy thing moron.

>>689725
Sergei: Because SHE is the one pushing YOU.

Vivian: Are the events described around the time Venian got with Gyoji? We used a giant robot there.
We don't know what titles they wound up with - from how we perceive events those are concurrent with now.

Baron 2015/12/20(Sun)22:56 No. 689763 ID: ca1cab
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That's a lot of fancy theory you're throwing around, interesting enough though I don't know what a nazi is. Maybe you can discuss it with that moron prince you are talking about. But you are also right about preparing. Prepare, prepare. That reminds me.

"Sergei. Come."

"Huh? O-okay. Where are we going?"

"Sergei hush, just go along with her. She's making the first move!"

"Really?"

"Time is short Sergei and I need you now."

"See?! Go for it!"

YOU GO, GIRL!

... Except this isn't a date is it. Right.

Baron 2015/12/20(Sun)23:00 No. 689765 ID: ca1cab
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"So you need me?"

"Yes. I think I have the solution to our Hegemony problem."

"O-oh..."

"I realize by showing you this I am breaking so many rules. But in the face of total annihilation, rules be damned."

Baron 2015/12/20(Sun)23:02 No. 689766 ID: ca1cab
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"What the hells am I looking at?!"

"Our answer to our problems. That thing has the power to destroy the Hegemony fleet and secure the island. But that's not the only reason we're here."

"It's not?"

"No."

Baron 2015/12/20(Sun)23:05 No. 689767 ID: ca1cab
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"Behind that head is a platform. It leads right into the interior. Inside, there is an airlock keeping the interior sealed from the outside, nothing can get in without us opening it first."

"What does that help with?"

"We are going in there, you are getting on that chair, and I'm going to fuck your brains out."

"...huh?"

Baron 2015/12/20(Sun)23:12 No. 689768 ID: ca1cab
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Achievement unlocked: Throw a dog a bone

Bonus work: Yan Hyuan, author of The Well Endowed Armies of West Shantien, a poster of his most controversial play The Tale of the Emperor's Big Bosomed Mistress

... Vivi, you're weird.

Okay, CUT TO THE FAMILY BUSINESS PART 11!

nice.

to robot: hey, nice to see you are still active, how long has it been since our last communication? can you perform self repair still or are you missing important parts?

>>689765
Vivian, I think you're past having to worry about those rules. Failure is endlessly debated, but success begs few questions - nobody likes to know how their sausage is made.

>>689766
Hi, Robot! Nice to see you again!
Commence repairs! Maximum safe power to repair systems!
Is there a local power grid? Lets drain that to feed our metal friend.

Can we use our reality-bending powers to help it out? I think that's probably the most appropriate use of our abilities.

>>689771
Done
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/690151.html