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585201 No. 585201 ID: 61da19

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No. 802936 ID: 395c02
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802936

"Veeeennjiiiii~"

"Hey what's up."

"Not much~ Mostly waaiittinng... for someone to bind wiiiith... to fulfill my purpoooose~"

>Well if she's dead then he has no purpose.
>Technically, he's already bereft of purpose, since she died.
"That's gonna be kind of hard, what with the queen being dead and all."

"My purpose is to grow~ to become truly perfect~"

"And... to kill the bug queen, right?"

"That was the intent behind my creation, but I have a new purpose now~ They gave it to me~"

I use my pirate skills to dodge all the tildes being flung my way. At least they aren't sexual, unlike certain other quests.

"Okay, who gave you this 'new purpose'? Do I need to punch them to prove you should be following me instead?"

"My maaasteeerrss~ They are no longer heeere~"

"Kay. So how about helping me res the queen?"

"That goes against my original purpose~"

"But you just said you had a new one!"

"That does not mean I wish to go against the old one~"

"But you technically didn't fulfill it. If we revive her, you could do so!"

Wait, wouldn't that be counter-productive?

"Nah~"

>Maybe try shaming him into philanthropy with accounts of good stuff his real-world counterpart has done while he's been a sulky villain? 
"You know, the canon... uh, side-canon version of you is out exploring the world and probably watching a dragon bone another dragon! All you've been doing is sulking in this cave! Come on, live a little! Do everything I say and join my crew so you can continue doing everything I say!"

I hear Roz slap his forehead. Is he possessed by demons again? He's trying to slap them out of his head! You can do it, little buddy! Exile those demons!

"Hhh hhh hhh...~"

>"HEY YO BITCH TITS MCGEE YOU DO WHAT I SAY AND I WON'T DUNK ON YOUR MAGIC ASS!"
"Yeah, what they said!

Hhh hhh hhh!!!"

Oh, that is it.

>Headbutt that thing right in the face!
WITH PLEASURE.
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No. 802937 ID: 395c02
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802937

OH RIGHT HE'S MADE OF PURE MAGICAL ENERGY BULLSHIT AND IS INCORPERIAL.

He keeps laughing! This is so annoying!

Wha-- Roz! Don't you laugh too! You're so not getting any birdseed when we get back!!!


ARGH. I WANT TO PUNCH THIS DUMB THING IN HIS STUPID FACE. But I can't harm him physically. I'd need to counter energy with more energy. But how?

I could always try diplomacy again. It's not like we're going to sit here at a standstill for 30 updates, right?

right?
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No. 802940 ID: 4854ef

...If he's energy, couldn't you just.. Absorb him into your nanomachines and empower yourself to god/authorlike limits?
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No. 802943 ID: 3abd97

>>802937
Use nanomachines to project glowly energy armor that you can punch him with?

Bonus point if the energy armor accidentally shreds your actual clothes.
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No. 802945 ID: f08985

Hey, kinetic energy is still energy. Keep punching.
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No. 802971 ID: 91ee5f

>>802937
Is he actually attacking you or is he just sitting there in that cave? He could just be a hologram that someone set up to make you look like an idiot.

And seeing as Roz is laughing his ass off over there, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the one doing this! Or maybe he's not doing this and is just laughing at you?

The only way to find out is to tell Roz that if he doesn't help you, then there won't be anyone to stop Magic Johnson from breaking those eggs Roz has with him!
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No. 803046 ID: a363ac

>>802937
wait a second Roz is laughing that means he knows what is going on! Slap roz because he likely gained mind control over magic or something.
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No. 803737 ID: 395c02
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803737

>Is he actually attacking you or is he just sitting there in that cave?
He's real enough. I detect a fuckton of energy coming from him. He could do three blips of damage to me if I'm not careful!

>...If he's energy, couldn't you just.. Absorb him into your nanomachines and empower yourself to god/authorlike limits?
Tempting! It's definitely something to consider!

Ah, the lust in Ijnev's eyes when she beholds such astounding awesomeness radiating from me, the greatest of all pirates... I would drink in such a moment until my liquid storage unit filled to bursting!

>And seeing as Roz is laughing his ass off over there, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the one doing this!
>wait a second Roz is laughing that means he knows what is going on!
"Roz, have you some part in this!? Do you know something I don't!?"

"I'm laughing because you fell and it's funny! The great and amazing Venji, punching through ghosts and falling flat on her face! Hehehehe!"
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No. 803738 ID: 395c02
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803738

>Or maybe he's not doing this and is just laughing at you? 
I am so turning him back into a bird.

I must take out my unbridled rage on something! FEAR FOR YOUR LIVES AS THE CAPTAIN DESIRES NAUGHT BUT BLOODSHED.
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No. 803739 ID: 395c02
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803739

>Hey, kinetic energy is still energy. Keep punching.
RAWRGH!!!

DAMN IT!

>Use nanomachines to project glowly energy armor that you can punch him with? 
NOBODY GETS TO BE IMMUNE TO CAPTAIN VENJI IT'S LITERALLY AGAINST THE SHIP'S MANIFESTO.
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No. 803741 ID: 395c02
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803741

RAAWRGH!

"Ow!? Ow!!! I don't like that! Don't do that!"

"HELP ME OR I WILL PUNCH YOU INTO SPACE."

"I-I can't!"

"SPACE IT IS!"

"N-no! Please! It's not like that! I-I can't move from here without a host! I'd need a biological body to sustain me!"

VENJI SMA-- oh. uh. right.

That.

Magic Johnson is tethered to this place via unexplained means that are probably too boring to think about. I need to pick someone to shove him into before I can take him to the Final Boss Room. TM.
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No. 803742 ID: 395c02
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803742

It can't be someone who already has majicka, because crossing the streams or something.

I could try Roz again, but he didn't react last time I threw majicka at him. Still, they're the same color which obviously means they're the same type and can be combined, right??

There's also Titzi, Janiji, Ijnev (who is biological, remember!), or Ashela

Ooooorrr I could do that thing I said earlier and absorb his power directly.


HHhhhhmmmmmmm...
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No. 803745 ID: c9f250

Give all the power to Ashela!
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No. 803746 ID: 3abd97

>>803742
Bring in a brand new person from outside the facility to host these magic powers. You avoid all the old drama by just letting a complete normie do it.
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No. 803749 ID: 3ce125

>>803742
To be fair he is a slightly different color. Also he should be infused with majicka already even though it seems like he's not.
>Ijnev
ABSOLUTELY NOT. You cannot allow your rival to get a leg up on you.

Shouldn't you, like, ask for a volunteer? What does Magic Johnson have to offer, anyway? Could he give Titzi some magic limbs so she can do things without her robot arm?
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No. 803755 ID: 6cd244

>>803749
I don't know, Ijnev might be rival material but Venji's basically invincible, and I don't think it would be a fair match if they actually went up against each other. If we gave Ijnev all that power, though, maybe Venji would finally have a challenge?

But I say we just feed it all to Roz. He's the same color, so they must be compatible, even if one's made of magic and the other's made of nanomachines. Magic Johnson had some kind of corrupting influence, but Roz ate a whole dragon that one time so he can probably handle it. And maybe you two can do some cool combo attacks if it makes him stronger!
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No. 803877 ID: e94e13

Ashela sounds good imo.
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No. 803918 ID: 4854ef

Absorb ALL THE POWER!
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No. 804418 ID: 065c38

So not to interrupt or anything, but just how much of you is nano machines exactly? And for that matter did the nano machines eat the ogVenji brain or does it lay dorment inside being taken advantage of by a certain nano machine core?
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No. 804436 ID: f08985

>>803742
Absorb all the power and convert it into BIRD. How is this even a question?
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No. 804724 ID: 23c164

>>803755
(same person, changing votes)
All that said, and for the sake of tiebreaking, giving Ashela ultimate power sounds like a thing that would be fun and couldn't possibly go wrong...
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No. 804725 ID: 7db27e

ULTIMATE ASHELA
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No. 804737 ID: 973861

Ashela
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No. 804744 ID: a363ac

give the titz the POWAAAAAAAAA!
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No. 804748 ID: 91ee5f

>>804436
But if it's all absorbed and turned into BIRD, there won't be any left to revive Jiniki's mom!
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No. 804984 ID: 06b1fc

Titzi would be the best choice!
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No. 805154 ID: 395c02
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805154

>Absorb all the power and convert it into BIRD. How is this even a question?
You're right! That's the only right answer!

>But if it's all absorbed and turned into BIRD, there won't be any left to revive Jiniki's mom!
Oh shit right. Damn it. Well, maybe I can siphon a few points of bird during the revival process. It's not like I'd need aaaaaaallllll the energy to bring someone back from the dead, right? I'm only breaking the laws of biology, is all!

>So not to interrupt or anything, but just how much of you is nano machines exactly? And for that matter did the nano machines eat the ogVenji brain or does it lay dorment inside being taken advantage of by a certain nano machine core?
I'm all nano-machine, baby! Except that core thing we're never mentioning again.

Also, I am the OG Venji! Some asshole fed me a stupid plot about what I am and what I was made for, but it turned out he was trying to trick me into not realizing my true power, for his corporation feared what I'd become. It's not important, so let's just not think about it!

>Volunteers
Eeeehhh.

>ASHELA
Ah! Of course! My dear platonic friend! She would certainly appreciate having magic powers, and there's a chance she could restore her eyesight, too.
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No. 805155 ID: 395c02
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805155

I excuse myself and go grab Ashela! Magic Johnson waits patiently, almost as if he literally can't move from that spot.

"So! How do you feel about being a magical girl?" I ask.

"Oh~! How Exciting!"

"That's the spirit!"

She approaches Magic Johnson, who seems eager to enter its new host.
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No. 805156 ID: 395c02
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805156

Ooh, shiny!

"Hehe~! It tickles!"
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No. 805157 ID: 395c02
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805157

Ashela transforms before my eyes! She looks way too advanced for the quest we're currently retconning, almost as if someone was trying to show off a little bit. Wait a second...

"Feathers?" I ask.

"It asked me what I wanted most, and you like birds..."

"Ah, yes! You wish to embrace the avian ways! Truly someone after my own heart!"

"Well, I mean......."

"Haha! That's why we're such good friends! So, how are you feeling? Pretty cool, huh?"

"I feel... really weird. And I can see. I can really see now."

"Oho! Then turn your gaze my way and bask in all that makes me Venji! Behold the sight of your captain!"
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No. 805158 ID: 395c02
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805158

She stares at me in silence.

"Yes! It is I! I see you're overwhelmed by my amazing body!" I say.

"I've felt your face so many times, but I never realized..."

Wait, are her eyes tearing up? I... er... Yes! With but a glance she has been entranced by the sight of me! To be overwhelmed is only natural!

"You're..." She says.

"Awesome? Amazing? Literally the best thing you will ever see?"
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No. 805159 ID: 395c02
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805159

"You're beautiful," she says.

Huh. Nobody's ever...

....

O-oho! Yes! As is natural!

I uh.

I was going to.

Do.

Things.

I should.

Take my.

Platonic...


...Friend?


what was i doing again?
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No. 805160 ID: 4854ef

Revive dead girls mother you platonically best friend lovin pirate you.
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No. 805162 ID: 89d8a0

>>805160

Yeah! There is a sad child that needs help! Then we can hug our platonic friend!
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No. 805164 ID: 91ee5f

>>805159
First, go revive Jiniki's mom.

Then, after that, you and Ashela can retcon your relationship from platonic to romantic!~~~~~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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No. 805171 ID: 395c02

You were practicing bird kisses or something like that.
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No. 805179 ID: 3ce125

>>805159
Kiss the girl.
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No. 805181 ID: 3d2d5f

What no bad Venji you already had an ice cream date with Ijnev planned! If you do this we're officially on the harem route and that'll eat up a ton of time you don't have with your quest's end already looming!
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No. 805221 ID: a363ac

>>805171
Who caould resist such Bird kisses
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No. 805530 ID: 395c02
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805530

"So... um... I like your new form," I say.

"Oh, um. Thanks... I was hoping you would."

>What no bad Venji you already had an ice cream date with Ijnev planned! If you do this we're officially on the harem route and that'll eat up a ton of time you don't have with your quest's end already looming!
It is a great struggle for great pirates such as myself to have so many pining for them! Uh. Wait. Ashela's just being overly friendly...

...Unless...

Was I being naive this whole time? How could I, the mighty Venji, not have realized that my desirability transcends even the boundary of platonic friendship!?

I should probably stop looking into her shiny new eyes. But they're so...

>Kiss the girl.
Shiny...

>Who caould resist such Bird kisses
So maybe just this once...

>Then, after that, you and Ashela can retcon your relationship from platonic to romantic!~~~~~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Program error in 0x395BE8ADA34512FFFFDF000039F41A14ADAEBF3D. Accidentally overridden with 10VE. Error. V is not a valid address or even hexadecimal what are you even doing.

They did always say love was like a Protection Fault...

Wait, what am I saying!?

RESTORE FROM BACKUP, DAMN IT.
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No. 805531 ID: 395c02
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805531

>Revive dead girls mother you platonically best friend lovin pirate you.
"Ashela! My dear buddy! I'm afraid I can't waste time reconsidering which address my relationship pointer is set to! I have a child's mother to save!"

"Oh! Um... okay!"

>Yeah! There is a sad child that needs help! Then we can hug our platonic friend!
"Many hugs will happen afterwards!"

"I love hugs~!"

Yes... hugs... I'll just fix my memory error and--

overwrite fail. Memory is hyper-protected, y'all.

Whatever I'll reboot later.

"Okay! I'm off to punch death in the face!" I say as I run off.

"G-good luck!"
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No. 805532 ID: 395c02
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805532

"Wait! You have to come too!"

"O-oh right!"
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No. 805533 ID: 395c02
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805533

I bet this took forever to draw. But I am worth it! Who needs sexy dragons and fire birds when you have me!? Come on! Give us some color!

...Is...

Is that sobbing I hear? Okay, fine. Just highlight me a bit.


"Okay, everyone! Give me your energy! Let's do this shit!"

.....

.....
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No. 805534 ID: 395c02
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805534

"Any time now!"

I hear voices behind me. "Um, what do we actually do here?" one asks. "Do we just like, attack you?" another voice inquires. "Didn't you take damage last time? Not that I'd mind giving you another taste..."

"No! Just like, do that thing in anime where they put their hands up and energy comes out somehow!"

"That's not how it works!", says another voice. Or was it the first voice? "That's not how anything works!"


Augh! Clearly I need some ideas on what to do here. I'm sure I can use my nanomachines in some way, or maybe I should just take the damage and try to absorb the energy from it? I've never tried that before, but I'm me, so.

Absorbing LIGHTNING and HEALING is easy, but there's also FIRE, ICE, and TRANSDIMENSIONAL (whatever the fuck that is).

I can do pretty much anything. Get creative! Suggest the first thing that comes to mind!
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No. 805541 ID: 3ce125

>>805534
Okay so, Trandimensional energy will probably tie into everything you do here since it's like a sort of energy-controlling energy. You'll want to use Healing to heal the damaged body and Fire and Ice together in moderation to bring its temperature back up to that of a warm body instead of room temperature. Also maybe some water will be created that way which could be useful because the body's dried out and you need to put water back in there if Healing doesn't cover it. Then Lightning to jumpstart the brain and heart.

Transdimensional might be required to bring back her soul or something. Or maybe TD energy would be used to allow you to absorb the fire and ice.
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No. 805543 ID: 3bc54d

By your powers combined, I am Captain Venji!
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No. 805548 ID: 9603f8

Use The Empathy Generat- .. Oh, wait, wrong quest.
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No. 805552 ID: 6cd244

Tell everyone to grab onto one of your tails. They'll have to share, because you don't have that many. Then, without warning, throw them all straight towards the freaky portal! They'll all start using their powers in a panicked frenzy having no idea what's going on, causing a chaotic mixing mess of majicka and reflexively activating abilities they didn't know they had. Rebuilding a living person isn't something you can plan out; the only way to recreate the incredible complexity of life that shapes us all into who we are is to do it entirely at random! Surely some combination of the proximity to her body in the strange magical space, the strong love for her mother Jiniki has held on to for all these years in her heart, and the fact that you're rewriting a Slinko quest where the narrative laws demand a happy ending, mean that everything will work out in the end. It has to, right? This thread started like three years ago, so it would be a real shame if the great Venji didn't have enough time to come up with a better ending than Slinko did!
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No. 805656 ID: 56fca5

Life is created from chaos but not specific life! The conditions must be met to support life, then it must be entered back in somehow. Unfortunately, we can't just replicate her mind. I doubt it remains after all this time and to try and create it ourselves raises a whole bunch of problems.

You have access to TRANSDENSIONAL magic. Maybe you can copy her mother from another dimension? This will only have the downside that the copy will have the state of the original we copy. Make sure you select one that had a good outcome already or we might have to do more... fixing.
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No. 805667 ID: 91ee5f

>>805656
>You have access to TRANSDENSIONAL magic. Maybe you can copy her mother from another dimension? This will only have the downside that the copy will have the state of the original we copy. Make sure you select one that had a good outcome already or we might have to do more... fixing.
Are you suggesting that Venji should copy canon Iiji, who has been cured, turned back to normal, and changed her name to Shela? Because if we do that, then the copied Shela will just flat out have a panic attack when she sees that she's back in her Iiji body!
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No. 805721 ID: 3abd97

>Absorbing LIGHTNING and HEALING is easy, but there's also FIRE, ICE, and TRANSDIMENSIONAL (whatever the fuck that is).
Look this is easy.

Fire and ice make water, which is already most of a living thing.

Throw in lightning for the Dr Frankenstein animation, and tradimensional to cover the soul and all the more esoteric bits and you're fine.

How can it not work?
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No. 805802 ID: 87f121

This is Retcon Quest, which means we're here to fix the things that were wrong with the old Tezakia Quest. Clearly this means we're fixing the biggest problem, which is that Jiniki didnt get to be cool and overpowered enough. So everyone else just needs to feed every ounce of their power to Jiniki in that weird pocket dimension where the walls of the universe are already stretched to their limits. Then, Jiniki gets to show off how much stronger being the final boss instead of her mom for the last several decades has made her majicka. Transdimensional means we're transing a lot of dimensions already, but with you in the pocket dimension with her the fourth wall will be thin enough to be transparent...

So we just kidnap her canon mom and hold her down long enough to make a copy of her mind in the dead body here. Just bringing the old one back to life isn't going to cut it, because she'll still be the evil final boss with none of the character development. The modern one is well-adjusted won't try to kill anyone and will be an all-around better influence on her. Or at the very least, if we can't actually copy her into the new body, she can give Jiniki the closure she needs to move on with her life and stop literally puppeting the corpse of her dead mom.
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No. 805807 ID: 3ce125

>>805802
We don't know if the Iiji here was evil or not though... So many of the other characters are so different.
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No. 805945 ID: 395c02
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805945

>>805552
Hup!

"WHYYYYYY"

"YOU DIIIIIIIICK"

"THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST PEOOOPPLLLEEEE"

Huh. It appears their reaction to being suddenly flung towards the portal is flailing their limbs and falling into said portal.

>Use The Empathy Generat- .. Oh, wait, wrong quest.
What good would knowing how people feel do me? Any problem I could solve with feelings could be solved more amazingly with fists.

Or guns. Come to think of it, why do I never have a gun? That feels like an oversight.

>Slinko quest where the narrative laws demand a happy ending, mean that everything will work out in the end. It has to, right?
What, you hope for a dark ending? I heard tale of a mighty Cerberus that began to tell a fantastic tale of a chicken and its amusing attempts to cross the road, only for the chicken's hopes and dreams to be dashed as a car ran over it midway.

Ever since then, such dark twists have been known as 'Cerberus Syndrome'. It really shouldn't be surprising that a creature with three heads would have a hard time maintaining a consistent tone.

But I'll come back to this later. First we have to set everything up!
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No. 805946 ID: 395c02
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805946

"W-what the hell is your problem!?" Amiel 2.0 asks. "Everything you do is terrible!"

"Everything I do is awesome. That none of you revealed your secret inner power in a moment of crisis is a failure of yours, not mine!"

"Oh my god shut up."

>>805802
We're on a strict time-budget here! Oh, wait-- we have the STARSHIP OF THE IMAGINATION!
Now, how did it go...?

"What if I had a copy of Canon Iiji's personality in my databanks?"

......

Huh. Iiji's personality is a zip file.

"Okay! If we have Jiniki combine FIRE and ICE to make WATER, we will have most of the ingredients of life! Amiel! Give me some ice!"
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No. 805948 ID: 395c02
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805948

"With pleasure!"

Huh. That's coming at me faster than it probably should be.
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No. 805949 ID: 395c02
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805949

...Oh?
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No. 805950 ID: 395c02
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805950

She's pretty clever, for an 80 year old 8 year old.

"Everyone! Pour your power into Jiniki!"

"W-will she be okay?" Ashela asks.

"I'll be fine! I'm super good at controlling majicka!"

Everyone hits her with everything they have. She effortlessly takes all their majickal energies and combines them into something...
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No. 805951 ID: 395c02
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805951

...perfect.

An energy so powerful it escapes the trappings of the quest it's in! I want it inside me!

okay no stop snickering

"Now! Jiniki, empower me with that power! We can save your mother together! Let's do this shit!"
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No. 805953 ID: 395c02
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805953

Heh...haha...Hahaha! HAHAHAHAAA!!!

Yes...! YeeEEeeeEessSSs~!!! I am the ultimate creation! I am the most powerful being in the universe! No, several universes!

But I need more! To create life, we need chaos! And what better way to create chaos than to take the ending away from the author himself!?

And then Venji takes her power, and...? Uh... shit. Why am I suddenly having writer's block!?

Mwehehehe! Even you are nothing before me!

B-But I'm still writing your dialog!

Are you? Or is my dialog writing itself?

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Hahahaha! Now! The rest of you! Give me the final ingredient! Take the story itself into your hands, and surpass all barriers!!!



...What happens next?
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No. 805956 ID: be0718

You go left.
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No. 805957 ID: 91ee5f

>>805953
Venji decides to not ruin a little girl's dream of seeing her mom alive and actually keeps her promise to the little girl by reviving the little girl's mom.

And remember, the little girl just said that she good at controlling majicka and everything you absorbed is majicka. So if you don't keep your promise, she will control the majicka right out of you and then kick your ass!
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No. 805963 ID: c9f250

Right. Let's be responsible, shall we...●●●

Now fire a spear into the beating eldritch heart of narrative causality and drag Iiji's life back from the infinite brink. Twist apart the imagined barrier between world lines and bind the threads together. Draw across a dream and give it form.
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No. 805968 ID: 91ee5f

>>805957
Also, about that Canon Iiji personality you got, you did make sure that it's not the murderous Iiji from before she was cured of majicka, right? Make sure that personality is nice!
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No. 805971 ID: 3ce125

>>805953
Not satisfied with simply transplanting an Iiji from a world not quite this one, Venji used her bullshit fourth wall breaking power to peek into this world's past and steal away the mind of the true Iiji from right before she died. Stop at nothing short of perfect resurrection!

You might need to use the Majicka Cure on her before she does anything crazy... then explain what's been happening for the past 80-odd years and how you brought her back and be quite surprised when she gets sick of you and kicks you and your friends out of her quest.
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No. 805975 ID: 094652

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No. 805976 ID: f08985

First, erase kome from existence. Second, maximize bird. Third, bring Iiji back.
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No. 805980 ID: fb350c

>>805976
Seconded.
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No. 806262 ID: 6cd244

As easy as it is to just say "and everyone was happy forever", Retcon Jiniki is kind of a neat character and needs a good ending. So how about...
Canon Iiji is brought into existence, and for a while, Jiniki is overjoyed. But as they catch her up on how this world has gone, some things start to become clear to the transplanted Iiji. While this Jiniki is surely the same person at heart she's always cared for, the alternate Jiniki also has the all too familiar signs of someone who's been through a hard time, far more so than in the original world, without her mother. In some ways alt-Jiniki is less like canon-Jiniki and more like her mother, after a lifetime of running the facility and leading the majibeasts. So perhaps the canon Iiji is just the right person to help her finally reach closure and move on, less as a mother and more as someone who's been through the same. And after a heartfelt talk, maybe she can convince this Jiniki to be honest with everyone here and stop hiding behind her dead mom. There's more to the world than just this facility, and if she can lead all the ki-jaara... there's a war going on outside, and between her own majicka and whatever side effects "pour all the power into Jiniki" had, she might just have the strength to stop it. She did say she wanted to build a happy place where everyone could live and be happy, right? When you're running the whole world you can make sure nobody ever has to fight or be sad again.
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No. 806333 ID: 783888

I personally think the only way to finish a Tezakia retcon quest would be an AWESOME ANIMATED SEGMENT!
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No. 806339 ID: a363ac

>>806333
I believe it is time to KILL SLINKO"S LIFE with a awesome animation with full motion animation at 24 frames per second and music accompaniment originals.
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No. 806566 ID: a48765

No... it can't be! Dear god... She's bathing in the corroding waves of the fourth wall... and she couldn't care less about it!

This is a horrible nightmare! We're doomed! This is the day all quests die! Tgchan is done for!

She's Alpha and Omega and both... she is the pinnacle of all characters that have ever trod a quest, all of their forms are hers to take...

Venji... she's become invincible! She has no weaknesses now! She even shrugs off quest suggestions like it's nothing! She's won, and she knows it, you can see it in her eyes!

Captain Venji is no more... she's become Venji the Ultimate Creation!

Writers: Useless
The weaker the character, the more they must rely on a writer because the risk of lack of character development is high. A perfect character therefore has no need of a writer. There is only one summit, and that summit is Venji.

Is this a JoJo reference?
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No. 806567 ID: 9814f3

Enhance knockers!
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No. 806748 ID: f0e552

>>805953
do the weird thing from interstellar where you have access to every time and place in existence but you must do it from someone's shitty bedroom
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No. 806751 ID: 638191

butt then he can't update dragonboobs G and that will be bad >>806339
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No. 807431 ID: 395c02
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807431

Heheh... So. Funny story.

It turns out I don't need you at all.

I see everything.

I am everything.

I have the strength of at least three tozols.

But don't worry. I will give you your ending.

I just want to have a little fun first.

Entertain me.

>I personally think the only way to finish a Tezakia retcon quest would be an AWESOME ANIMATED SEGMENT!
>I believe it is time to KILL SLINKO"S LIFE with a awesome animation with full motion animation at 24 frames per second and music accompaniment originals.
Delightful! That's a wonderful idea!

N-no! Oh god please no.

Saying no to me is a bold move. Let's see how it plays out.

V-venji, wait! Think about it! If we do this now, we'll have climaxed too early!

I'm a girl that's literally not an issue.

Oh for the love of-- look. Doing this now gives the audience nothing to look forward to. You know I have some cool plans for you! Why don't we save this for then, and when the time comes we'll really wow our readers with the ultimate showing of your magnificence!

Hmhmhm~ Fine, but it better be the best thing you ever do.

Oh, it will be!

it probably won't be


What was that?

Nothing! Go do your amazing thing! Pirates! Robots! Referencing quests from 8 years ago!

You're lucky I technically still need you to draw me.


Now, what other lovely suggestions offer themselves for my entertainment?
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No. 807432 ID: 395c02
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807432

>First, erase kome from existence.
Take that!

...Hmm. It only affected the suggestion. Could I actually be the second strongest being in all of creation!?

>Second, maximize bird.
I'll do better than that! More bird! More!

>Third, b͏̧̀͟ŕ̶í̸̧̛̛n̶̢͘g͢ ̶I̧i̷̛j̴̵̡́i̵̷̢͜͞ ̵͏̸̛b̶̡̕a҉̵c̡҉k̀͜͟͟.̸͝
Hmm? I didn't quite catch that~

>Venji decides to not ruin a little girl's dream of seeing her mom alive and actually keeps her promise to the little girl by reviving the little girl's mom.
>And remember, the little girl just said that she good at controlling majicka and everything you absorbed is majicka. So if you don't keep your promise, she will control the majicka right out of you and then kick your ass!
Oh ho ho! Looks like we have a sassy one here!

I bet you go around suggesting all kinds of sassy things without a care in the world!

I know! How about I give you a taste of what it's like being in a quest? What a wonderful idea!
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No. 807433 ID: 395c02
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807433

:Retcon_Venji_1:
>You're fat! Go left! Wear a Steve shirt! Get bigger tits!

:Retcon_Venji_2:
>Here's a fun idea! Masturbate and then fuck the first person you meet!

:Retcon_Venji_3:
>Wait, you actually want to fuck them? Nevermind! Do everything except that! Frustrating, isn't it!? Hahahahaha!

:Retcon_Venji_4:
>Hey! That guy wants to kill you! Hug him and make friends! N̕o̢t̛hi̢n̴g ͠ba͜d͜ e̕ver̛ h̵app͟ens͠ ͞wh̶e̢n y̴ou̵ ͞do ̶that!

Well, I mean...

:Retcon_Venji_5:
>Quiet you.
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No. 807434 ID: 395c02
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807434

Now! About that ending I promised you! To defeat death, we need an element of chaos! And chaos won't come if you choose an ending, now will it? Let the roulette begin! And just for fun, I added a few endings of my own! Wonderful, wonderful endings! Endings befitting a god such as myself!

But a still image is so boring, isn't it? Why don't you expand the image so you can see the roulette in action?

Look at it go! Where will it land? It's a mystery! Hehehee!
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No. 807435 ID: 395c02
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807435

...What?
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No. 807436 ID: 395c02
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807436

Roz what the fuck.

"Did you forget? We're still tied together, even if you pretend we're not."

Okay cool but seriously I'm doing a thing here.

"All you're doing is making people hate you. Stop the games. Do the right thing for once. Let this world have the ending it deserves."

I'm the god! I say what's right and wrong!

"You're nothing more than a cartoon villain."

Hey! Cartoon villain is the best kind of villain!

"Drop the act. This isn't you. I know the real you. The kind person you used to be. She's still in there somewhere."

Hah! I deleted that shit ages ago. Besides! I'm strong now! I've no need for such weak traits!

"Being kind doesn't make you weak. Running from the past does."

I ate the past.

"Oh, really? Why don't we go take a look?"

Gr͝r͢ŗrr̷g҉gggh̶.... Whatever! I was just having a little fun! Guess I'll """"""do the right thing"""""" if you're going to be such a jerk about it.

"Don't pout."

I'm not pouting!
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No. 807437 ID: 395c02
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807437

Whatever. Here's your ending.

"You are so pouting."
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No. 807438 ID: 395c02
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807438

I hope you're happy.
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No. 807439 ID: 395c02
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807439

....

"Huh? Who are you? Your scent is so... familiar..."

"Jiniki...?"

"M...Mother? Mommy..."

"What's going on? Why are we in this wretched place?"

"Mommy... I... I've waited so long."
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No. 807440 ID: 395c02
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807440

"I did everything you wanted. It was hard. It was so hard. I was so lonely. I wanted to die. But I kept going. I kept going for you, mommy. I had to make your dream real. I had to be a good girl."

"No, this isn't... this can't be real. He saved us. He stopped this from happening."

"Mommy, are you proud of me?"

"This is too cruel. Please, don't make me see this."

"Did I do a good job? Was I a good girl?"

"I beg you..."

"I tried to be good. I'm sorry I was bad. Please forgive me."

"Jiniki... no... there's nothing for me to forgive. You..."
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No. 807443 ID: 395c02
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807443

"You've always been my good little girl."

"Mommy... I missed you so much..."

"I'm here. I've always been here. Even when I became Iiji, I was here. Watching helplessly, wishing I could break free from the chains of majicka's corruption. I saw myself hurt so many people. I... saw myself hurt you. I cried out in silent agony as I watched myself strike you down. But I was always there. I always loved you."

"Mommy, you'd never hurt me. You're the best mommy in the world."

"Never again... Even in this twisted dream, I won't let you suffer. Never again."

"Then... then stay with me. We can make your dream happen together. We can spread majicka to the world."

"That is not my dream, Jini... It's the dream of a twisted monster."

"I don't understand..."

"Queen Iiji is no more. In her place is someone who must atone for the pain she's caused. My name is Shela'ka, the renewed faith. The rekindled hope. A hope for a world where my daughter can live happily, surrounded by friends that care about her."

"Shela'ka? It's a pretty name."

"Oh, my dear sweet Jiniki... You've suffered so much. I wish... I wish I could be the mother you deserve. I wish I could see you grow into an beautiful Klis-Khar."

"You can! I'll grow up super good!"

"I... I cannot. You age slowly, kept alive by the majicka inside you. Without it, I grow more frail with each passing day. The time will come when I... "

"No! Don't talk like that!"

"Please... you need to let me go, Jini. Live for yourself. Love yourself. Trust in your friends to be there for you."

"But they won't be! They hate me! They know I lied to them!"

"They could never hate someone as sweet as you. Just be honest with them. Show them who you really are. They'll think no less of you."

"But, my body..."

"It's okay. You don't need to pretend anymore. Guide them. Show them your wisdom. I know they'll respect you."

"Mother, I..."

"It's... It's time for me to go, Jini. I love you so much. I'll always be proud of you."

"Don't go! I don't want to be alone anymore!"

"As long as you have people who care about you, you'll never be alone."
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No. 807445 ID: 395c02
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807445

"Right, Sekani...?"

"Mother! Wait! Not yet!"

"Mother!!!"

"...Mommy..."

"Please..."

"I..."

"...."

"I'll do my best."

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No. 807450 ID: 395c02
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807450

:Retcon_Amiel:
"Geez. You okay, little girl? You spaced out there for a moment."

:Retcon_Tayza:
"Uh, you do realize that 'little girl' is like 80."

:Retcon_Amiel_2:
"What!?"

:Retcon_Jiniki:
"Everyone... I'm so sorry. I didn't think you'd respect me if you knew the truth."

:Retcon_nolongerdeadtezakian:
"Don't feel bad! You can be yourself now!"

:Retcon_Kinasa:
"Besides, you're way cuter without the sharp edges and giant bug butt."

:Retcon_nolongerdeadtezakian_2:
"Hey! That's her mother you're talking about!"

:Retcon_Kinasa_2:
"Oh. I. Uh. why am i so bad at everything"

:Retcon_Jiniki2:
"So you're not mad that I lied? You don't hate me?"

:Retcon_Tayza_2:
"Nah. I'm mostly annoyed that I somehow failed to notice I was following a corpse this whole time, but you've always provided me with good prey to hunt."

:Retcon_Kinasa_3:
"Besides! We wouldn't have gone through so much trouble to help you if we hated you, now would we?"

:Retcon_Amiel_3:
"We sure as shit didn't do it for Venji's sake."

:Retcon_Tayza_3:
"Doesn't matter what you look like. You're powerful. You're my alpha. You lead, and leave the riff-raff to me. Now come on. Be our Queen again."

Jiniki takes a step forward, pausing briefly to look to where her mother once stood.
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No. 807451 ID: 395c02
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807451

Jiniki turns back and continues walking forward. With each step she takes, Her pain and suffering seem to melt away. For the first time, Jiniki knew what she had to do. She was no longer afraid. The lost child clinging to a dead dream was no more.

In its place stood a queen.


"Everyone, the world is in dire need of our help. War has taken its toll on the hearts and minds of everyone involved, and it's time to put an end to it. We shall no longer be pawns of the Klis-khar. No longer are we their 'Ki-jaara'. Their ways, Queen Iiji's ways are ours no longer. We will begin anew, and carve our own path in history."

Jiniki looks over her loyal followers... her dear friends. There's pride in their eyes.

She continues, "We will convert Rish-Kahn into a safe haven, a place for those with nowhere else to go. If we aim to stop the suffering that plagues our world, we must grow. Make new friends. We'll spread majicka our way, to those who are willing. We will put a stop to the war, ally with the three nations, and show the Klis-Khar the error of their ways. Only then... Only then can we be awesome monsters together, living in a world of peace."
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No. 807453 ID: 395c02
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807453

The others all chime in at once:

"Yay! World peace! Being awesome monsters!"

"Long live Queen Jiniki!"

"Oh, I'm going to enjoy hunting down anyone who tries to stop us."

"I-I'll heal them after Tayza punches them!"

"Fuck it, I'm in too. Not like my family gave a shit about me anyway."

Jiniki smiles. "Then let's leave this place for good and get to work."
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No. 807454 ID: 395c02
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807454

Jiniki leads Janiki to his parents, no longer afraid of the consequences.

As expected of a small bird, Janiki is blown away by how cool his parents look now. He is excited to be the first of many to willingly embrace majicka. He will soon be one of them.


Ki-jaara. 'The blessed ones'.

This name has no meaning now. Jiniki gave them a new name, one more fitting to their goals. A dedication to the one who cleared Jiniki's mind with her love.


They are Ki-Shela'ka. 'The ones with rekindled hope.'
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No. 807457 ID: 395c02
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807457

Thus began a new chapter in their lives. Many challenges await, but they will face them.

Together.
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No. 807458 ID: 395c02
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807458

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No. 807459 ID: 395c02
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807459

"See? They got their happy ending," I say. "I even made Kome's post as good as new."

Roz huffs. "Yeah, after I made you do it!"

"You doofus, I was acting like a bad guy so Jiniki would stand up to me and prove herself to the others! You're lucky it worked out despite your meddling!"

"I bet you made that up just now to hide the fact that you were being a dick."

"Pfft. Why are you so sassy, anyway? You sound like Titzi."

"Maybe I don't like seeing a world get torn apart for no reason!"

"Who cares? It's not like it's canon. Wait. Waaaaaaait. Is this because of those eggs you were babysitting the whole time?"

"I... I wanted to see them hatch into cute birds."

"Hah. Well, they did let you keep one of them. We're going to need an adult bird to take care of it. Are you volunteering? I've still got that birdseed!"

Roz giggles. "Oh, I don't think that will be necessary."

"Why wouldn't it be? We didn't bring the Tezakians with us."

"Why don't you look at your stat screen."

The fuck is he...
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No. 807460 ID: 395c02
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807460

.....
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No. 807462 ID: 395c02
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807462

WHAT THE SQUAWK!?!?


To be continued...


"how the hell are you just noticing that?"

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No. 807487 ID: 3ce125

>>807462
Oh no. TOO MUCH BIRD!
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No. 807494 ID: 143250

>>807487
Or perhaps not enough birb!
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No. 807505 ID: fb350c

Exactly the right amount of bird.
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No. 807517 ID: f08985

Now that we maxed out bird, we need to start working on increasing its evolved form, birb.
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