Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:04 No. 60458 ID: 9ac2a8
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When suddenly...

BLAM!

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:04 No. 60459 ID: 9ac2a8
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And you are no more...

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:05 No. 60461 ID: 9ac2a8
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You wake up.
What's all this then?
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Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:10 No. 60471 ID: 9ac2a8
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What the hell is wrong with your hand?

fire eh? well then, there is only one course of action: Yiff

>>60471
FOOL

ALL WE DO IN HELL IS PLAY DDR

>>60471
Try to figure out in what kind of abomination you turned, and where you are of course.

must investigate further.

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:17 No. 60478 ID: 9ac2a8
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>>60472
Why, what an excellent plan! But wait - your penis is gone! This truly is hell!

>>60478
oh murrr ;3

I have no penis but I must yaff

>>60478
Forget the penis, man. Your figure's looking hella better. Just pose in front of a mirror all day.

Make a deal with Satan. Get your dick back, get sent to Earth, you spread lust and depravity through the planet.

Do we still have an ass? Look around. Where are we?

DO YOU HAVE A PROSTATE?

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:21 No. 60488 ID: 9ac2a8
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Otherwise you look a lot like your dursona...

Look for someone or something to pose in front of.

>>60487

This is important--

>>60485
This. It'll totally be worth it.

Did we not have a dick as a furry?

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:24 No. 60497 ID: 9ac2a8
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Your butthole seems to be gone as well - and no dicktail either!

But I poop from there

>>60497
You're a furry now, you're not limited to normal or even normal abnormal sexual activities.
Get creative.

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:27 No. 60504 ID: 9ac2a8
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Something's approaching!

>>60500
what is going on here

>>60504
INVESTIGATE!

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:37 No. 60513 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Hello. I am Anubis, Keeper of the Chasm of Fur. You must be Oliver Green, also known as 'Twinklemon72'?"

>>60513
Why yes. Yes I am. <3

Say "No, I'm TwinkleMOON72. With two Os."

>>60516

Howl the MOON part.

>>60513
"Have you seen all the pictures I've drawn with you?"

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:47 No. 60533 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Oh. I assume there has been a typographical error. I shall send word to scold the data imps."

Say "So, do you weigh my heart against a feather now, or has the protocol changed?"

>>60533
A data wut?

They're Cyber Elfs dumbass!

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)12:55 No. 60543 ID: 9ac2a8
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>>60521
"Why yes. My employer makes it sure I get all the... ah, 'fan-art'. Your knowledge of canine anatomy is rather... in-depth."
>>60536
"No, no. I did that with the first 'furry' customer and the scale, how to put it, catapulted the feather away. It was a very good feather, too, mind you."

"So, what happens now? Did you know you're my hero? Who's your employer? May I blow you?"

>>60543
"And the commissions I payed this artist to draw my dursona getting "intimate" with you? He always called them creepy even by his standards, but I'm sure you appreciated them."

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)13:09 No. 60562 ID: 9ac2a8
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>>60548
"We are going to the Chasm of Fur, of course."
"No."
"A large horned fellow. I am sure you get the picture."
"I'm afraid I had to... ah, undergo an operation. After the little... ah, incident with Bastet. I hear they still haven't found a home for the pups."
---
"And now, if you'd follow me, please."

>>60562
Okay. :3

Stare at his figure as he goes along. Mm, Anubis.

I'm not sure what's going on here but I can't look away.

>>60562
Follow the big muscular anthropomorphic Jackal.

>>60562

"I'm in hell? Whyyyyyyyy? I never hurt anybody, I never even met anybody and I treated my dog like my loved one. Why am I in hell?"

>>60562
"So is it really too hot to yiff here?"

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)13:22 No. 60570 ID: 9ac2a8
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>>60564

>>60570
"accidentally" bump into him when he stops.

Damn he's huge

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)13:36 No. 60585 ID: 9ac2a8
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>>60572
Ouch! Apparently his hindquarters are obsidian or something!

I've got buns of steel.

>>60585
I see. "bumping into" is of course easily confused with "running into at maximum speed". My fault obvious.
Fall down crying and roll up in a ball of pain.

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)13:44 No. 60598 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Do mind your step."
"..."
"Anyhow, we're now at the treshold of the Chasm. There's someone here I'd like you to meet."

Satan's barbed cock? :3

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)13:53 No. 60609 ID: 9ac2a8
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There seems to be some sort of house ahead of you.

>>60609
Oh murr! A house of adventures I bet! Let's see what we have here

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:05 No. 60628 ID: 9ac2a8
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Suddenly an imp appears.
"Sir Anubis, sir! Code Seven, sir! 'Tis urgent!"

"I see. I need to leave. Visit the house, but do not leave its vicinity, you hear me?"

Anubis strides away with the imp.

Slap him on the ass as he leaves.

>>60628

Yell "WTF is code 7?"

>>60628
Immediately wander off.

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:18 No. 60653 ID: 9ac2a8
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Better luck next time. Anubis doesn't seem to hear you.

Go in da murr house!

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:27 No. 60679 ID: 9ac2a8
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>>60640
>>60661
The road seems to split here. The path up leads to the house, whereas the stairs down lead to... you don't know where they lead to! The sign has no text on it.

>>60679

Get in da house you murr.

>>60679
Down you go.
Conforming to conformity is for mundanes.

Go into the house. As if anubis could be taking you anywhere other than some kind of super orgy. He read your fanfics. He knows what you're all about.

>>60679

To da house

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:35 No. 60698 ID: 9ac2a8
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You seem to be feeling indecisive. You decide to follow the next thought that crosses your mind.

>>60698
Down!

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:38 No. 60711 ID: 9ac2a8
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Down it is! You always knew you had impulse control issues.

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:44 No. 60723 ID: 9ac2a8
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Oliver's Inferno will be continued next week!

3 house vs 1 down is indecisive?

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)08:52 No. 63390 ID: 9ac2a8
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You descend the long stairway. Down below echo the sounds of pitiful screams and the low buzzing of several voices.

>>63390
Those stairs look kinda rickety... It'd be easy to fall...

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)09:03 No. 63393 ID: 9ac2a8
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Don't worry! It's not like bad things ever happen to y-

>>63393
Scream.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)09:10 No. 63398 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Aaaayyeeeeee-!"

>>63398
Be in horrible pain for some time, then stand up and look around.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)09:21 No. 63401 ID: 9ac2a8
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You seem to bleed more than a Quentin Tarantino movie these days.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)09:24 No. 63402 ID: 9ac2a8
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The surrounding area is filled with these... things. They chant:
"Not to yiff; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
Not to watch Lion King; that is the law. Are we not Men?
Not to masturbate while playing Starfox; that is the Law. Are we not Men?"

>>63402
Ask them which D&D edition's the best.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)09:35 No. 63410 ID: 9ac2a8
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You ask the creatures about Dungeons and Dragons.
The fat one approaches you and groans: "You are not a Man! Have you not visited the House of Pain?"

>>63410
Pretend to be indeed man, maybe they'll fall for it.
But anyways, the House of Pain is probably not that bad. http://i.imagehost.org/download/0564/House_of_Pain

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)09:56 No. 63416 ID: 9ac2a8
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After a quick make-over, you utter: "I'm a Man! See, opposable thumbs!"

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)10:04 No. 63417 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Indeed, he is a Man!"

The 'Men' return to chanting the Law.

>>63417
GTFO.
Any way out of this mess?
You might want to mumble and dance around a bit if you have to move through the crowd like in that one zombie movie.

lets um. sneak through the crowd as nonchallantly as possible

Ask them about their intriguing little community. Try to find out as much as possible.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)10:19 No. 63427 ID: 9ac2a8
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You try to inquire the closest Man about the community here.

The Man replies:
"His is the House of Pain.
His is the Hand that Makes.
His is the Hand that wounds.
His is the Hand that heals."

>>63427
Rrright. Let's avoid that place for now then.

Um. Let's be on our merry way! To not-freak land.

Yes. That's the furry saying this.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)10:35 No. 63439 ID: 9ac2a8
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There seems to be no other way out of the chasm than the flight of stairs. Would you like to go up and explore the area there or spend more time with the Men?

>>63439
Well, I'm guessing the house up there is the house they keep talking about...

Well, two choices here.
Hope you can get through the house without ending up like these guys, or hide down here and try to start a revolution.

>>63439
Are there no other areas of Hell we can visit? Certainly we can visit another area of Hell. Preferrably before buns-of-steel returns. Look around!

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)10:45 No. 63445 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Psst! I know you're not one of us. He hasn't gotten to you yet. I was once like you, a furry. He made me like this... He made all of us like this... This is our eternal punishment."

>>63445
Who is 'he'? Ol' Scratch? El Diablos? Lucifer?

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)10:57 No. 63450 ID: 9ac2a8
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"No, his name is Moreau. He was a vivisectionist back on Earth. They say he cut up animals to look like humans or something."

"Oh shit, here comes Montgomery... find the ones who hide behind the rocks - and don't let Montgomery catch you!"

>>63450
I suggest you do so, boy.

>>63450
Yeah, rock on.
Also verify species of fursona.

Find staircase. Ascend immediately.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)11:09 No. 63461 ID: 9ac2a8
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The crowd of Men begins to part as a man with a whip and a pith helmet makes his way through the chasm, roaring: "Alright then, where's that fugitive you are hiding?"

The Man who spoke to you motions you to climb back up before Montgomery spots you.
"Remember me as a badgertaur!" he/she shouts after you.

Depart for where Anubis left you at once.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)11:17 No. 63468 ID: 9ac2a8
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You sure wish you could just fall back up.

Faster, you fucker.

Just think of how much easier this is now that you're not fat.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)11:29 No. 63472 ID: 9ac2a8
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Finally!

Get back to the spot you were at before, before Anubis spots you.

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)11:34 No. 63474 ID: 9ac2a8
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On your way back, you hear giggling from behind a rock.

>>63474
Investigate!

Say "Come out right now or I shall make bad puns at you."

Suggestion 2009/10/12(Mon)11:48 No. 63482 ID: 9ac2a8
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Behind the rock, you discover Dante and Faust playing poker, drinking whiskey and smoking weed.
Oliver's adventures will be updated again tomorrow!

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)07:54 No. 63917 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Shhh, we're hiding!"

From what?

Hiding from what?

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)08:03 No. 63921 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Our wivesh, man. After a few centuriesh they're all nag and zero fun! We came down here where they can't find ush!"
"Hic!"

Mind if I hide with you?

Say you need to hide with them so you don't lose your murrfect fur. Ask them if there's a way to get away from the crazy taxidermist.

Ummm... yeah, mind if I join you for a bit?

Say, do you know any good joints around here?

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)08:15 No. 63929 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Shure thing, man. Take a sheat-"
"OLIVER, WHERE ARE YOU? THE HOUSE OF PAIN AWAITS YOU!"

hehe. He's so cute when he's angry. Lets hide a little while longer.

While we're here ask the other guys where you are, what this place is all about, you know?

UH OH. Hide. Hide and don't say a thing.

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)08:28 No. 63935 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Wow. What a party-pooper."
"Say, can you drive?"

No, but I've played enough starfox. Its practically the same thing, right?

We can probably do that, right? Say yes even if you can't.

I bet driving is just like playing GTA.

So yeah sure, we can drive.

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)08:37 No. 63944 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Perfect, let's go then!"

>>63944
Oh hell yes, Hearse!

Let's drive like a wolfbunny outa hell!

>>63944

We ain't driving it unless it has a ZZ-Top logo on the side.

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)08:46 No. 63950 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Jusht keep going on the highway until you come to the intershection. Pick a deshtination you fancy. Take ush shomewhere fun, bunny-dog... man."

See what's on the radio, (if there is one).

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)08:54 No. 63954 ID: 9ac2a8
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Since you are on a HIGHWAY and in HELL, there's really only one song that could possibly be playing.

>>63954

I thought hell radio stations would be playing a lot of bad music.

Well, we should rock the fuck out until we get to the crossroads.

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)09:00 No. 63963 ID: 9ac2a8
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>>63954
...Which is of course Rick Astley's We're No Strangers to Love - your very favourite!

Nice. Lets get to those crossroads.

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)09:09 No. 63970 ID: 9ac2a8
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You reach the intersection.

New Babel Club sounds like a happenin' joint.

go to gay bar, you're not invited to the party

Gay bar. Only option

>>63974
But he has no dick. It's rather pointless.

>>63975

He's a furFAG

Oh man, that pan is a total fox. We have to go there.

>>63977
he has no ass either.

>>63970
Gay Commies. No contest.

Suggestion 2009/10/13(Tue)09:29 No. 63987 ID: 9ac2a8
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And so you are on your way to the Leninist-Marxist Gay Bar!

To be continued.

We're a superstar! AT THE GAY BAR!

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)12:34 No. 64722 ID: 9ac2a8
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Suddenly the car jerks violently. It's like something landed on the roof.

Is there a low hanging protrusion we can drive under to knock it off?

>>64722
Scream something about bat country.

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)12:45 No. 64725 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Hello there."

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)12:49 No. 64728 ID: 9ac2a8
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"None may pass without facing the Sphinx first."

>>64728
Stare at the sphynx dumbfoundedly.

Complement his/her good looks.

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)13:10 No. 64733 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Why, of course I am beautiful. I combine the best of three creatures... unlike you."

But you have boobs... ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>64734
Some boobs occasionally ain't bad.
Tell her the answer is Man

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)13:24 No. 64738 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Who said I had breasts? Oh, and I don't do riddles anymore. That prick Oidipus solved my only riddle like three thousand years ago."

Well this won't end well... Those two are NEVER going to let you down.

Although hopefully Anubis won't find us with her

>>64738
So, uh, what do you do now, then?

Be frozen with fear or enjoy it. Depending on your preferences.

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)13:41 No. 64743 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Did someone just reverse the gravity?"
"Shuddup and help me, my whishkey'sh runnin' away!"

>>64743
I'd say hurry up and get to the gay bar, but this is, um, kind of what we came here for anyway, right?

Have fun?

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)13:48 No. 64745 ID: 9ac2a8
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"So anyways, since that motherfucking Oedipus - pun intended - solved my only riddle, I've developed a new way to test the wits of my victims. The game is the game of kings...
It's called..."

>>64743
Watch the disgusting activities of those two filthy animals and make philosophical comments about it.

>>64745
CHECKERS!

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)13:53 No. 64750 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Tic... tac... TOE!"

>>64750
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But the only winning move is NOT to play.

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)13:56 No. 64752 ID: 9ac2a8
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[This is how it works: copy his image to an application of your choice. Add your mark. Fastest poster wins the round. Sphinx adds her mark. New round begins.]

>>64750
"Sure, your toes are nice"

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:02 No. 64756 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Ah, the famous Centre of the Grid move. Beginner's tactic, hah."

>>64756
Beginner or not you're still boned.

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:08 No. 64762 ID: 9ac2a8
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"You're not much of a gambler, are you?"

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:12 No. 64765 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Like I'm falling for that one!"

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:12 No. 64766 ID: 7d87d9
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I win!

Perform Dance

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:15 No. 64771 ID: 9ac2a8
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"What! But how?"

>>64771
YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY ELITE TIC-TAC-TOE SKILLS, BEEYOTCH. I now declare you my pet.

So do you wanta come clubbing with us?

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:25 No. 64778 ID: 9ac2a8
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You celebrate your victory by the means of interpretive dance! You also declare the Sphinx as your pet.

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:28 No. 64779 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Pet? PET? I'll show you who's whose pet around here!"

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:33 No. 64782 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125555601165.jpg - (30.74KB , 720x600 , insidecar.jpg )

"Dude! Not in the car!"
"What? It washn't me, you oaf!"

By Pet I mean... I wanted to PET you because you are VERY pretty...

Ask her to let you wriggle between her murrfect toes.

Good job fucking it up guys.
Can we still get our price for winning at Tic Tac Toe?

Suggestion 2009/10/14(Wed)14:39 No. 64787 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Yeah, yeah, save it! I bet you diddled your mum as well. I'm off. Enjoy walking, hah!"

The Sphinx spreads her wings and flies off.

Oliver's Inferno is to be continued.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)12:16 No. 65115 ID: 9ac2a8
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"So, I died, went to Hell and the Sphinx smashed my ride. What the hell am I supposed to do now?"

Yaff... oh wait... you CAN'T! HAHAHAHAHA

>>60766

Hush you, DM is railroading.

>>65115
Masturbate furious... Nevermind.
Find your sister and... Nevermind.
HUG TOM RE... Nevermind.

What are your surroundings like?
Are those two goits still in the wreckage of the car?
Might as well keep going to the gay bar.

>>65115
check if those guys are still there and look around if you see something interesting.

Locate and inspect nipples. We were not informed of their status and condition.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)12:34 No. 65121 ID: 9ac2a8
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There's the motorway, some black rocks and erupting volcanoes on the horizon. It smells of sulphur and brimstone.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)12:35 No. 65122 ID: 9ac2a8
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"Wake up, you idiot! You are drooling on my besht cap!"

>>65122
Try to get em out of the car and see if there's something to salvage. Start walking along the highway the direction you were driving before and look out for any vehicles. I'm sure you can trust people you meet here about hitchhiking.

>>65122
Right the car (If you can), then get those two out and either walking or stop for the day and hitchhike.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)12:46 No. 65125 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125563596394.jpg - (38.21KB , 720x700 , nip.jpg )

And no nipples.

>>65125
Yeah, but I'm sure he still got his tongue. He already talked, so...

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)12:53 No. 65127 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125563643744.jpg - (43.05KB , 720x700 , car2.jpg )

You peer inside the car.

"Hey look, it'sh your dog!"
"No, I'm pretty sure he's your dog."

>>65127
Pull out the alchemist, leave the poet.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)13:08 No. 65129 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125563727911.jpg - (26.07KB , 720x700 , car3.jpg )

You attempt to fish out Faust.
"That'sh it Lasshie, pull me outta thish well!"

However, he's trapped under Dante.

>>65129
Oh, for...
Just pull them both out and drag them along.

Take both with you for now, you can always leave em behind if they get annoying.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)13:18 No. 65132 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125563788952.jpg - (43.36KB , 720x700 , rescuerangers.jpg )

One succesful rescue operation complete!

>>65132
Group hug. The council demands it.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)13:25 No. 65134 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125563832418.jpg - (38.57KB , 720x700 , duofatale.jpg )

"He'sh totally my dog."
"Nu-uh, I bet you don't even know his name!"
"Uh, shure do, it'sh... Poochie. Right, Poochie?"

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)13:30 No. 65135 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125563862147.jpg - (36.78KB , 720x700 , surprise.jpg )

Good thing you are a specialist in surprise group hugs.

>>65134
You two should should stand each about 30 feet away from ´him and try to attract him. This way you'll know who he belongs to.

>>65135
OLIVER pick up FAUST.
OLIVER walk ROAD.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)13:53 No. 65139 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125564001741.jpg - (29.64KB , 720x700 , thumb.jpg )

You decide to try the hitchhike plan. There's gotta be at least some traffic in Hell, right?

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)14:00 No. 65141 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125564042410.jpg - (39.21KB , 720x700 , roadan.jpg )

You pick up Faust, who in turn insists on picking up Dante. You begin walking on the road, while attempting to catch a ride.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)14:06 No. 65142 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125564077662.jpg - (48.73KB , 720x700 , chickenlegs.jpg )

Something seems to be approaching.

>>65142
Try
"Little hut, little hut, stand with your back to the wasteland and your front to me."
But only if it doesn't stop first.
And it probably only works in russian.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)14:13 No. 65144 ID: 9ac2a8
File 12556412235.jpg - (37.18KB , 720x700 , cabin.jpg )

The cabin stops right in front of you.

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)14:19 No. 65146 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125564154628.jpg - (41.94KB , 720x700 , tbc.jpg )

And since it's a little slow today, Oliver's Inferno is to be continued.

OH FUCK! BABA YAGA! BABA YAGA! DO YOU HAVE ANY BABY MEAT TO FEED HER?

Ah, gotta love fucked up slavic fairy tales. She's pretty grimdark until she was made laughable in the recent years.

Oh god run before she starts chasing you in her iron mortar and pestle.

Bite the giant chicken legs, you lurve chicken hmmm.

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)10:26 No. 65284 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571397813.jpg - (50.89KB , 620x600 , baba.jpg )

An elderly lady peers out of the chimney.
"Who the hell did that? Hold on a minute, are you trying to eat my house?"

>>65285
Attempt to look innocent.

>>65285
Smile up to her innocently.

>>65285
"No. I'm just looking for guidance grandmother."
Keep gnawing on the toe.

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)10:38 No. 65290 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571472799.jpg - (42.07KB , 620x600 , baba1.jpg )

"Guidance? Wotcha mean? Cantya see I'm busy? My damned toyboy ran off again!"

>>65290
>My damned toyboy ran off again!
Do I smell a fetch quest?
Oliver is partial some kind of messed up dog thing, shouldn't be any problem.

>>65290
What Toyboy?

Is that anything like a Boytoy?

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)10:52 No. 65294 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571551988.jpg - (58.67KB , 620x600 , baba2.jpg )

"That blasted Grigori! Bet he's gawn to that durned Gay Bar o' his again!"

>>65294
Funny, that's where we're headed!

>>65294
Ey, we'll look for 'im if you take us there. :3

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:02 No. 65297 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571614242.jpg - (57.33KB , 620x600 , baba3.jpg )

"Oh? And ya think I should give ya a ride, eh? What's in it for me, I ask?"

>>65297
For the price of one boy toy you get two! ;3

>>65297
... are you acquainted with anyone named Shadran, by chance?

Anyway, we can totally look for your boytoy if you take us to the gay bar~

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:08 No. 65300 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571651254.jpg - (34.56KB , 620x600 , baba4.jpg )

"Well, since it -is- male only, ya might be o' use after all. Get in you lot!"

>>65300
For the love of chocolate, don't touch anything that might be cooking.
Don't promise her anything you can't repay.
And don't lie on the stove, she usually does that.

>>65300
Join Baba Yaga! TO THE GAY BAR, AWAY!

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:22 No. 65303 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571737080.jpg - (55.12KB , 620x600 , babayagacabin.jpg )

You, accompanied by Faust and Dante, enter Baba Yaga's cabin.
The walls are lined with bottles of vodka and left-over Soviet firearms and explosives.
"Don't touch anything!"

>>65303
That sounds like a remarkably good idea.
Keep the other two from poking anything either.
If you get bored then try using whatever abilities your dursona supposedly had, to see if they carried over.

>>65303
You heard her. Don't touch anything.

Not a thing! Got that, furball?

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:37 No. 65314 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571824127.jpg - (47.19KB , 620x600 , insidecabin.jpg )

Let's see... no magic sword, no wings, no fire breath, no cyber tech limbs... Wow, all your cool and original abilities seem to be gone.

>>65314
Mourn loss of taildick.

Also, keep an eye on... is that Dante or Faust who looks all giddy? Either way, keep an eye on him. Don't let him fubar the situation by touching anything.

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:56 No. 65319 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571936531.jpg - (47.84KB , 620x600 , babacabin.jpg )

You keep an eye on Faust.

>>65319
Make sad puppy eyes at Baba Yaga for some vodka.

Grab hold of him by the goatee and tell him 'NO. BAD BOY. NO TOUCHIE.'

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)12:06 No. 65322 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125571996711.jpg - (26.96KB , 620x600 , puppies.jpg )

You opt for the puppy eyes.

Cry. :<

Say "Can't we have some in exchange for helping you?"

>>65323
"But we need some Vodka to get in the prober Gay Bar mood. Don't you see that?"

>>65323
Smack him on the back of the head.

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)12:30 No. 65329 ID: 9ac2a8
File 12557214368.jpg - (63.61KB , 620x600 , baba5.jpg )

>>65325
"How about ya get a free 'not-gettin' eaten' coupon for yer troubles?"

Not getting eaten huh?
What's Olivers stance to vore?

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)13:07 No. 65333 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125572358139.jpg - (37.66KB , 620x600 , disciprine.jpg )

Vore is cool as long as you are not the one getting eaten. Well, at least not by an old human hag.

Also, time for disciplinary action.

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)13:10 No. 65334 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125572380886.jpg - (21.10KB , 620x600 , danteh.jpg )

"Told you he was my dog."

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)13:12 No. 65336 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125572396293.gif - (52.29KB , 384x455 , leninanim.gif )

[Animated]
Suddenly you see a huge neon light Lenin through the open door of Baba Yaga's Cabin.

Oliver's Inferno is to be continued.

Roll up in there like we own the place.

>>65379
Make sure there isn't some scary dog thing around here. I think she hates communists she might think you're one of them and maul you.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)07:47 No. 66159 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125587723563.jpg - (28.13KB , 620x500 , sovietbar.jpg )

Close up the Gay Bar looks thoroughly Soviet.

>>66159
A-A fellow furry? One that's not been reduced to a quivering blob reciting the Law?!
HUG BEAR!

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)07:57 No. 66161 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125587785928.jpg - (34.52KB , 620x600 , offwego.jpg )

You attempt to leap off, but Baba Yaga stops you.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)08:00 No. 66162 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125587803482.jpg - (31.49KB , 620x600 , baba6.jpg )

"Don't forget Grigori. He's tall, dark and handsome."

>>66162
Okay, okay! Grigori, got it! Lady, we've got some murry scritch-cuddling to do!

>>66160
No, no. It's an actual bear, see.

>>66162
Get in ye bar.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)08:06 No. 66165 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125587836145.jpg - (21.75KB , 620x600 , dandf.jpg )

Also, Dante and Faust insist on coming along.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)08:11 No. 66166 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125587865920.jpg - (34.69KB , 620x600 , mishka1.jpg )

"Stop! Tis bar for Communist Gay only!"

>>66166
This is a personal challenge. You must prove you're a gay communist.

>>66166
HUG BEAR.

If he asks what you're doing, tell him that you're redistributing love from the rich to the poor. Because you want to spread the love around. <3

>>66167
Distribute your homosexuality freely to prove you're indeed a gay communist.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)08:22 No. 66170 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125587933052.jpg - (33.38KB , 620x600 , hugbear.jpg )

You hug the bear.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)08:23 No. 66171 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125587939055.jpg - (31.62KB , 620x600 , yelp.jpg )

"Vho tell you it okay to hug Mishka?"

>>66171
Casually point at Dante.

>>66171
"I though we're all gay communists here :("

>>66171
Are you withholding love from us? Are you selfishly hoarding in your love like a greedy capitalist pig? :<

>>66174
oh yes this!

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)08:46 No. 66176 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588077492.jpg - (27.76KB , 620x600 , mishka2.jpg )

>>66174
"You try hit on Mishka?"

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)08:59 No. 66177 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588154812.jpg - (31.18KB , 620x600 , mishka3.jpg )

"Nobody find Mishka adorable after Summer Olympic 1980..."

Compliment the bear's masculine physique. Also, talk about how the means of production must remain in the hands of the people.

>>66177
"I think you're adorable and I'm sure Victor sees it the same way."

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)09:17 No. 66180 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588266993.jpg - (43.21KB , 620x600 , mishka4.jpg )

"Dog Man very kind to Mishka!"

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)09:24 No. 66181 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588304058.jpg - (25.85KB , 620x600 , mishka5.jpg )

"Can now go to Gay Bar. Mishka need time alone."

Let's get up in that gay bar!

/quest/ - literal gay bears

also enter da gay bar.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)09:32 No. 66185 ID: 9ac2a8
File 12558835206.jpg - (105.43KB , 920x500 , BAP.jpg )

The Gay Bar is filled with smoke and flashing lights. A techno mix of the soviet national anthem is playing. I's hard to tell what's what.

However, you can see a dance floor, a bar counter, some kind of a variety show and then some tables cluttered near the walls.

Let's check out the show.

Let's take in the ambiance before doing anything rash. walk a little bit around and see what's going on. What kinda creatures populate the bar. Humans? Demons? More furfags?

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)09:45 No. 66193 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588432328.jpg - (40.25KB , 620x600 , lenin3.jpg )

The variety show does seem appealing.
You find Vladimir Lenin posing with what appears to be a large Fabergé egg.

Unfortunately you can't understand what he's saying.

>>66193
I've got absolutely no idea what to say about this.
Proceed to explore the attractions of the gay bar.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)09:53 No. 66195 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588477812.jpg - (23.49KB , 620x600 , variety.jpg )

You sure haven't seen reverse oviposition like that since HurrCon '04.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)09:57 No. 66197 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588503456.jpg - (22.13KB , 620x600 , dantefaustleave.jpg )

Dante and Faust suddenly need to visit the little boys' room. You are left alone.

>>66195
Become entranced by the magnificent visage.

let's go check out the bar area of the bar. We probably need something to drink after seeing an act like that.

>>66199
Yeah, some Vodka. Does Oliver have any money at all or are drinks free in hell?

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)10:04 No. 66201 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588544953.jpg - (20.40KB , 620x600 , entranced.jpg )

>>66200
Slowly regaining your wits, you realise you in fact have no money at all. You decide to check out the bar anyway.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)10:13 No. 66203 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125588598337.jpg - (55.37KB , 620x600 , marx.jpg )

You reach the bar.
"Oh yes, all drinks are free. You can get virtually anything, excluding vodka. Such is the nature of Russian Hell. What shall it be?"