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653867 No. 653867 ID: 26e769

“Here we go… Nice and easy, now…” The lock clicks open. “Yes!”
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No. 658045 ID: 26e769
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658045

BOOM.
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No. 658046 ID: 26e769
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658046

“Oh, it wasn’t a nonnac epacse, it was an escape cannon! Sylly me.”

“Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do.” Quinn harumphs.

“It’s not that bad, Quinny. We’re flying!”

“I’m like eighty percent sure that that’s not how gravity works, Syl.”
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No. 658047 ID: ab7529

>>658046
Grab her hand and start singing "A Whole New World".

What else are you supposed to do when flying?
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No. 658048 ID: e114bc

Maybe, but we can still have a controlled descent.

Activate your totally human thrusters. Or use the flamethrowers for thrust.
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No. 658060 ID: 0fc976

You're so full of hot air, I bet you'll float.
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No. 658061 ID: bd8b82

open wings.
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No. 658072 ID: 334db2

Catch your comrade before you try anything.
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No. 658135 ID: 26e769
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658135

“Syl, how are we going to get out of this?”

“I’ve got an idea.” I grab Quinn’s arm. “I can show you the world…”

“No. Syl. Please stop.”

“Shining, shimmering, splendid…”

“Syl, I swear, if these are the last words I ever hear, I’ll-!“

“Tell me, princess, when did you last let your-*”


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No. 658136 ID: 26e769
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658136

…Ack. Ugh.

Mouth full of saltwater. Suit… suit full of seawater. I need to… I need to…
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No. 658137 ID: 26e769
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658137

Whew! That’s better. I can breathe again.
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No. 658138 ID: 26e769
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658138

Hey, I survived the fall! And I escaped! Awesome. I mean, I guess they’ll have to rename it to the Cybernetic Labyrinth of No Return (Except For That One Time When Someone Returned), which is less cool, but other than that? Everything’s turning up Sylvia.

…although I do still have this weird feeling that I’m forgetting something.
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No. 658139 ID: e114bc

>>658138
Rescue your friend from the cruel waters of the ocean.
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No. 658141 ID: 5c9255

Save the Quinn. Save the world.
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No. 658142 ID: 0fc976

Toss your long flowing hair out as a lifeline to Quinn!
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No. 658143 ID: ab7529

>>658138
The tits that saved your life are busy drowning behind you.
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No. 658157 ID: 1cebc8

You forgot the robot.

Use your CYBORG AUGMENTATIONS to save Quinn.
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No. 658288 ID: 2eeb65

Ponder the implications of being a robosexual.
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No. 658323 ID: 26e769
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658323

Oh no!

I dive into the water, grabbing wildly at some large shape. Luckily, it turns out to be Quinn.

“I’m drowning! I’m drowning! Nooooo! I’m going to get eaten by sharks and sea bears and it’s all Syl’s fault!“

“Hey, Quinn, relax. I’ve got you.”

“That’s just what a shark would say!” Quinn flails wildly.

“Can a shark sing? I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder…“

“Syl! It’s you!”

”A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD-”

“Okay, Syl, I get it. Please, please stop singing.” Quinn falls back onto the ground. “Ugh… I’m so waterlogged, I can’t even see. Can you help me take off my helmet?”

Helmet?

…No way.
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No. 658326 ID: 26e769
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658326

I grab hold of Quinn’s face and pull.

…oh.
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No. 658327 ID: ab7529

>>658326
...is there a second helmet under that one?

Oh well, who cares. At least she's got nice tits.
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No. 658328 ID: e114bc

>>658326
Feel betrayed. Say "I feel betrayed."
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No. 658331 ID: bd8b82

yeah, be thankful that of all the robots you are stuck with, you are stuck with the one with tits.
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No. 658332 ID: 0fc976

Pull off your secondary facemask and make out circuitboard-to-circuitboard.
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No. 658334 ID: 46df9e

Wait, how did a robot get a tattoo?
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No. 658342 ID: 2eeb65

Are we a girl or a long-haired bishounen guy named Sylvia?
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No. 658424 ID: 99cfa8

>>658326
Show her your FROWNY FACE.
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No. 658438 ID: ebcefd

Why didn't you tell me you were a robot? And why am I still kind of turned on?
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No. 658440 ID: 1cebc8

Knock him unconscious before he decides to "burn your robot face".
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No. 658452 ID: 26e769
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658452

Whoa! Quinn really is a robot!

Wait, does that mean that I’m holding Quinn’s face in my hands?!

How did a robot even get a tattoo?

Is it weird that I’m still kind of turned on?

…am I a robosexual?!
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No. 658453 ID: 26e769
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658453

“Hey!” Quinn calls out to me. “Syl, what are you looking at?”

“Uh, I, um…”

“Gosh, you’re so lazy. Couldn’t you have at least taken the whole thing off before you started performing Shakespearean monologues with it?”
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No. 658454 ID: 26e769
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658454

“Quinn?!”

“Oh, hello, Syl~”
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No. 658455 ID: e114bc

>>658454
Now kiss.
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No. 658457 ID: bd8b82

find shelter.
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No. 658467 ID: 99cfa8

>>658455
Yes, resume your makeout session!
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No. 658468 ID: 1cebc8

Headbutt, see if you can pull off another mask.
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No. 658469 ID: 5c9255

What's the deal with the eye markings? Are you from separate tribes and have to fight to the death now or something?
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No. 658484 ID: 2eeb65

My question still stands.

Is Syl a long-haired bishounen?
Is Quinn a short-haired gal?
Which one of us has tits?
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No. 658485 ID: 0fc976

Who are you and what have you done with Quinn!? SUSPICIOUSSSSS!
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No. 658540 ID: d4a543

Hold hands and take a long romantic walk directly uphill, toward civilization.
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No. 658544 ID: 88960e

>>658484
>Which one of us has tits?
We all do. The tits were inside us all along.
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No. 658568 ID: ab7529

Death defying makeouts and getting laid now. Introspection on sexuality and/or robosexuality later.
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No. 658753 ID: 26e769
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658753

“Is that really you, Quinn?”

“It’s really me, Syl.”

I grin. “I don’t know, you still seem pretty suspicious…”
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No. 658755 ID: 26e769
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658755

“Let’s put those doubts to rest.”
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No. 658756 ID: 26e769
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658756

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No. 658758 ID: 1cebc8

And so they connected USB ports.

THE END
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No. 658773 ID: f0e552

>>658756
Well i guess we did achieve our objective.

Welp, time to go home.
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No. 658795 ID: 7aeb02

Best end.
Thank you ApiomIdollo.
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No. 658819 ID: 2eeb65

The subject of tits hasn't been sufficiently explored though. What a cliffhanger.

(jk, cool story OP)
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No. 658824 ID: 88960e

>>658819
Tits-hanger.
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No. 658837 ID: 2eeb65

>>658824
Cliff-hooter.
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