TheShowstopper 2015/09/09(Wed)10:26 No. 668637 ID: 40596e
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>>668593
>>668588
>>668592


Er... Sorry daddy. A lot of human stuff has been going on in my mind lately, and it's making it difficult to manage my time. That and stuff keeps coming up at last minute... Er... Don't worry about it okay dad? Why did you need me?

Bah. Human nonsense. Brittany it is time we had a talk. I am sick of all the nonsense in your life.

W-what are you talking about?

You are an 18 year old Demi-Demoness, which means you have already reached the human maturity level. And yet you still have not killed, pillaged, raped, you haven't even had your first kiss yet. This is concerning to me Brittany. And I believe the cause are those damned human kids you socialize with over the Internet.

That's not true! I'm a good demon! Er... I tried to set Ray on fire for bugging me!

Nyaaaaan~ She's lying.

Brittany. You are the oldest among my children. I am rising in the ranks, and soon I hope to rise from General to take the power of Satan himself and become King of the Underworld. Once I am King, it will be near my time to pass, and then I will have to pick a child to take my place. At this rate, I would be more comfortable giving my position to an adviser rather than you. If you cannot show me a truly cruel and evil act... then I'm afraid I will be banishing you from our kingdom.

B-But...

No exceptions. Commit an evil act. A big one too, not a whimsically stealing someone's marbles and passing that off as an act.


Shiney is at a lost for words!

Time to pull the arsonist side of your persona and burn everything.

>>668637
Okay, now set catbrother on fire.

>>668642

And then set your dad on fire, too. Or maybe freeze him. Maybe one, and then the other!

Could always try taking over the world. But that seems a little cliché, how does creating a fallen angel rank on the bad-o-meter? Corrupting and enslaving one of the purest creatures know has to be pretty evil right?

"I have already committed two human lives on my current scheme, it's far too late for me to allow anything interrupting it."

Your dad is right, you aren't taking being evil seriously enough. Step one is to set your brother on fire, duh. Next you need to go over to misery and force him to join up with Jester. You can later betray Jester and take over the world.

>>668637

Just remember you don't have to always follow in the footsteps of your parents. You can be someone else or more importantly, be someone who you want to be.

>>668637
Set Cat-brother on fire, Then manipulate the recent deaths of your friends as your own actions.

You're perverting the natural order of life-and-death to resurrect two humans for your own ends. See? Plenty evil.

Ask dad how many rapes and pillages you're expected to commit in an average month.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)11:36 No. 668837 ID: 40596e
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>>668642
>>668638

Don't even think about it Nyaaaa~ I'm a demon! Fire is like a nice bubble bath to me! Besides, Brit here wouldn't hurt-

>>668839
Psst, it's "deed".

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)12:12 No. 668850 ID: 40596e
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Shiney freezes Ray.

Does that count?

As amusing as it was, no. You're lucky you are my daughter because harming a demon is considered a good deed more than anything.

>>668665
>>668690

I don't want to BE a bad guy dad. I don't even really want to be a demon! I love humans! They are interesting and very unique! I'd say they are better than us demons! What's expected of me anyways? I don't want to pillage or.. er... or... ra.... raaaa... Force myself upon someone.

Being a demon requires you to commit at least one horrible deed to stay in here. If you want to have a place among my family, then one evil act must be done. Only one Brittany. That is easier than you'd expect.

>>668845
Fixed. My apologies

Can we, like, prank someone?

I'm trying to think of stuff that might be considered "bad" but Ms. Goodie-Two-Shoes here wouldn't object to.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)13:50 No. 668863 ID: 40596e
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>>668666
>>668593

Hm. Your daddy actually doesn't know anything about your quest... This could work out to your advantage.

Oh, but daddy! I did kill two people! They happened to be two of my online friends! I led them both to their death, honest!

Really? And do you have any evidence?

Weeeeell... no. But I was about to be on my way to fetch their bodies for you! You interrupted me before I could go silly!

I know when I am being lied to Brittany. I sense you tell the truth about them being dead, but their blood is not on your hands. Nice try.

>>668646

Okay, so maybe I didn't kill them... but I have a good reason to believe one of my friends will become an angel. If I could turn them into a fallen angel, would that be considered a dark act?

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)14:02 No. 668866 ID: 40596e
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Interesting... I have never had a Fallen Angel under my control... Good ol Satan has at least three. Hmph. Very well. If you can bring this angel down to our ranks I will permit you to stay in Hell as long as you please.

Okay daddy! You won't be disappointed I promise!

That being said, it is extremely difficult to create a Fallen Angel. First you must break them of their purity. Shatter their hope and crush their good will. Then, while the angel is weakened, you must bind them using spells. Once they are in your captivity, place this amulet around their neck. Finally, they must drink demon blood to become fallen.

Wow... that is kinda complicated... so it will obviously take me some time to be able to do this huh?

Clever girl. Fine. You will be given a two weeks time to turn this angel fallen.

Misery is the one who's going to turn into an angel, right? This shouldn't be too hard to do, he doesn't have much good will in the first place, and this quest is pretty hopeless anyway. Stab your brother and collect some of his blood.

>purity
that means their virginity right?

Who is going to be the angel and what weaknesses can we use to wipe them of any purity?

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)18:46 No. 668913 ID: 40596e
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>>668868
>>668899

Shiney is not too sure who it would be... She thinks it is most likely Lonely or Shy, seeing that angels are born from suffering of man. That and Misery isn't dead yet silly! The problem is that Shiney isn't too sure who has suffered more, Lonely or Shy.

An angel's purity can be taken by ra-... raa... being forced with. Or it can be taken by having the Angel enact a crime such as murder or theft. There are other ways as well! Completely emotionally breaking an angel would probably also be a good way to loose their purity.

One last thing before you go...

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)19:04 No. 668919 ID: 40596e
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Angels are much more dangerous than you may know. I don't want you to get hurt, so you must take one of my advisers with you. The other stays. They are Eligos and Semia-

Sparkle. My name's Sparkle.

Right... 'Sparkle'

Fufufu. A pleasure to meet you... I am Eligos... your father's most trusted vassal.

Pft.

Shiney must choose between these two. This could harm the mission overall with one of Daddy's goons trying to get in the way... Choose wisely.

>>668919

We need more information of these two advisers and what they're capable of, what they've done previously and how they became advisers in the first place.

If information's not available to us, take Sparkle. He seems like he'd be on our case less that Eligos.

Although Eligos is known for attracting the favor of Lords, so he might actually be an okay choice. As for "Sparkle," well, I don't know of any demons by that name.

>>668923
Couldn't have said it better.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)20:44 No. 668938 ID: 40596e
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>>668923

Eligos... He used to be a Duke and even tried to rise to General of the Armies... However your father came out on top. He is a man of ruthless bloodshed and war, always looking for opportunities to shed blood. He has the ability to foresee into the future, though only during a battle. He became Baal's adviser when he served Baal in a war between Hades' troops and Baal's. Baal not only gifted him with this title, but also gifted him with the ability to control fire, and the Steed of Abigor, a powerful undead horse.

Although he is your father's adviser, he always seems to be... plotting... planning... If chosen it would be wise to keep an eye on him!

TheShowstopper 2015/09/10(Thu)20:54 No. 668943 ID: 40596e
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Semiazas, or as he wishes to be called now, Sparkle. Not much was known about this demon, until he suddenly was appointed as Duke by Satan himself. Sparkle used to work for Satan, and was a powerful student to the demon. However, not much else is known about him. Some say he is actually a beast in disguise who wields a powerful axe crafted by Satan himself. Others say he was an angel who fell to Hell by himself with a deep loathing for the human world and Heaven. All that is known for sure about this demon is that he personally requested Baal over Satan, and once appointed as a lackey in Baal's army, he slayed a great number of demons within the army to create a large mural of The Crest of Baal in their blood. He was then, appointed as an adviser. Once appointed adviser, your father gifted him with the power of ice.

You aren't too sure about this one either... He's awfully quiet, and seems to always have an attitude around everyone, even your father! If chosen it may be best to keep an eye on him as well.

Lets go with Sparkle Eligos will probably draw too much attention in the human world.

Even though taking Eligos seems like a lot of fun it's probably best to take Sparkle.

Sparkle.

and let him in on part of the plan. you first need to help the humans so that the ascension can happen. and if you happen to be in a position that leads them to trust you, the rest will go easier.

I know that Sparkle might be a trap later on but ehh...choose him.

>>668913
Sounds to me that you can rob an angel of their purity by corrupting them to evil... And for this, extremism and self-righteousness are the way to go. The Light Yagami proxess.

Take Lonely. Encourage her to deliver divine justice upon her stepfather. Then any company executive suspected of complicity. Then anyone trying to stop her (bonus points if this ends up including Shy or Mel). Then when she's uot more enemies than firepower, offer her some demon blood..

Oh you could just, you know, fully embrace your human side and accept banishment from hell.

Your quest could be compromised by a second brain that has already proved treacherous. Don't take Sparkle, at least not yet.

Ask Eligos whether he can do stealth and appear as an unassuming human bodyguard for at least a few hours. If yes, take him instead.

Eligos would actively ruin everything for you, so you have to go with sparkle, but he isn't much better.

Chose to speak privately with your father first, Who he recommends? Wouldn't any of them try to betray you in order to have the chance to be his successors?

>>668913
Honestly, of the available options rape seems the least morally reprehensible. At least with rape there's only one victim and you don't have to, like, fundamentally destroy who they are. Plus, surely they'd forgive you if they knew the fate of the world was on the line.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/11(Fri)22:11 No. 669135 ID: 40596e
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>>668989
>>669010

I will be fine on my own... but I suppose I will have Sparkle accompany me.

Sparkle lets out a loud annoyed groan of disgust.

Very well then. You two are dismissed. Good luck.

Shiney doesn't know what to think of this guy... He seems to really just not care about anything! It's best to keep her guard up until she gets to know him better...

TheShowstopper 2015/09/11(Fri)22:21 No. 669137 ID: 40596e
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>>668990

Shiney isn't too keen on the idea of doing that to Lonely... Neither is she keen on the idea of forcing herself onto Lonely... She goes back to her room with Sparkle and attempts to make conversation.

Hi Sparkle! My name is Brittany but you can call me Shiney! Thank you for being my bodyguard, but I don't really need one.

...

You could even leave if you wanted to! I'm about to go on a really big journey with my friends! I'm already certain one of them will help me make a Fallen Angel.

...

So... Your my daddy's adviser right? That must be fun!

...

Er... So I heard you were once with Satan's Allegiance! That must have been cool huh?

...

What's with this guy? He just won't say anything at all! Shiney isn't sure what to think... Oh well. Guess she could ignore him. After all, she has her own adventure to worry about. Shiney is open to suggestions on starting this journey.

Sparkle just meet you, he probably doesn't know what to think of you at this point. Best thing to do is let him get to know you. So keep asking friendly questions from time to time but try to stay away from anything too personal. Also don't worry if he doesn't answer, once he is ready to talk he will.

explain the plan. you have these dead guys, one of them will become the angel, not sure which, but you are sure one of them will. you want to be in a position that they trust you when they ascend so they are more willing to listen to your 'good' advice.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/12(Sat)12:29 No. 669187 ID: 40596e
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>>669179

I understand I must be a little intimidating be the daughter of Baal and such... But I am a really great girl okay? I just want to be friends!

...

>>669180

So here's my plan! My friend Misery is currently fighting a bunch of little imp like emojis. We're gonna go help him out then we're all going to go to my friends Lonely and Shy, both of which are dead. We are going to revive one of them as an Angel, then we can make them fallen... later. There is actually a lot more we have to do befo-

I'm going to stop you there. Listen Princess Sparklytoothpaste. I'm in control here. Not you. Me. I'm not your friend and you aren't mine. Your plan is faulted in too many ways. 1. You can't simply MAKE an Angel. They are decided. 2. You don't have the guts to make your friend fallen, and I know you are just using that as a cover-up anyways. 3. I don't care for whatever stupid little adventure you want to go on. I was appointed your honorary babysitter and as much as it sickens me, I have to fall through with it. So, we are making a Fallen Angel within two weeks time. If your little cutesy adventure bullcrap takes longer than that, I am making the Angel and taking you back to Baal by force. Clear?

Shiney is getting just a little ticked off with Sparkle...

Give him some lip back. Seems like he doesn't respect the nice-girl approach.

You don't have to take this guy's crap, you're a big damn hero! You'll turn one of your friends into a fallen angel and save the world, in two week no less! You don't have time to waste bugging this guy, if all goes according to plan, and it will, you'll never even have to interact with him again after this "conversation". Say, "I'm fine with you staying mostly mute, but respond when I talk to you, and don't get in my way."

Ha, we got him to talk at least. We could still use him and he sounds like he knows a thing or two so let's listen to whatever he has in mind. But make it clear we have goals we want met and all this would go smoother if we try working together a bit.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/12(Sat)15:05 No. 669216 ID: 40596e
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>>669188
>>669199

Alright then smart guy, what do you have in mind?

We go find an angel, you sit down and have your own little tea party, while I make the fucker fallen.

Okay well there are a few problems with THAT too. 1. I need to help my friends regardless of what you say. 2. I know one of them will be an angel due to my Orb of Fortune. 3. You would probably mess everything up anyways so you should just leave it to me. I don't mind if you keep quiet the whole time you know~ Just as long as you speak when you are spoken to ^.^

Okay look. Instead of arguing with you, cause this is really annoying, I'll make a deal with you Princess. I don't care for your friends or their little playdate they are planning with you. You don't care for me. So, I'll go with you and be your babysitter FOR NOW. If your little adventure takes longer than two weeks and we still haven't caught a fallen angel, I drag your ass back to Baal. Deal?

Shiney is thinking pretty hard about this. She doesn't really NEED a bodyguard, but at the same time having an extra hand to help wouldn't be all that bad. Besides, it doesn't seem like she will get her way so maybe meeting him in the middle is for the best. Two weeks seems like such a short amount of time though...

That's literally what dad said, it's already the deal no matter what you two say.

I'm going to get dizzy talking in circles like this all day. What we need is the understanding that Sparkle will cooperate and try to help further the mission. If he listen to us we can listen to him and we can all get want we want faster. So if there any terms he wants understood other those already set he can say them now or hold his tongue and get down to business.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/12(Sat)16:19 No. 669238 ID: 40596e
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This is all stuff I already know Sparkle... What are your terms? What do you want or don't want from me?

Don't be annoying. Don't pester me to do shit. And don't get in my way. If I want something done, I do it.

If you don't bother me I won't bother you. Anything else?

I get to keep the angel. It's mine. Deal?

... Ugh... Fine. Deal.

No that THAT'S settled... Shiney thinks she can go to get Misery now.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/12(Sat)17:07 No. 669248 ID: 40596e
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Meanwhile, Mel is completely wiped out!

"Oh dear oh my oh dear... Mel are you quite alright? You're sweating quite a bit..."

"Uggghhhh...."

Yo Meeeeelll~ <3 You alright kiddo?...

TheShowstopper 2015/09/12(Sat)17:09 No. 669250 ID: 40596e
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You look just a weeee bit tired honey <3

Mel's vision is distorted and blurred! All those dead emojimps... so satisfying, yet so tiring!

"i killed the things, a deal is a deal"

>I get to keep the angel
WHAT!? NO NO NONONO WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIGN OVER YOUR FRIEND'S SOUL LIKE THAT, WHAT!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT!

>>669248
Mel, tear off your tank top, it will only cause you to overheat. Also it will distract jester and Cosmo ;). Throw your sword through his heart, If he turns out to be a vampire for some reason it will definitely kill him, otherwise it will still kill him. After that you can close the distance and take him down with your belligerent fists. His transgressions against both emoticons and fashion must not go unpunished!

TheShowstopper 2015/09/12(Sat)20:42 No. 669313 ID: 40596e
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>>669263
>>669254

MEL RIPS OFF HIS TANK TOP, to reveal his second tank top.

"OKAY ALL YOUR DUMB IMPS ARE DEAD. GIVE ME MY PRIZE. LEAVE ME ALONE. AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."

"Er.. Mel calm down.. Why'd you take your shirt off..."

Woooow you did really great Mel! Now only ONE last challenge and you get three awesome prizes!

TheShowstopper 2015/09/12(Sat)20:44 No. 669315 ID: 40596e
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Introducing... THE EMOGRE!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO

"you said monster, not monsters, fighting the rest was just because i was angry, ether give me the prize or you will be known everywhere as a big stinky liar."

There has to be a better weapon in here, either find one or summon it. If Misery can't summon anything then Cosmos need to do something, anything, to help us win.

>>669315

Man, fuck this guy and the awesome cosmic powers he rode in on. Looks like you'll need something with a little more swing and heft.

Grab your awesome axe (or your awesome sax) and proceed with facial ruination.

By the way, what's up with Jest-o? He seems a little more... derpy? Maybe all of that cosmic power, and none of whatever that thing he was looking for, is getting to him.

Who the fuck wears two tank tops? That ogre doesn't look emo at all! If anything Jest-o is the emo one. Rip off its emojis and beat jest-o with them.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/13(Sun)10:46 No. 669391 ID: 40596e
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>>669375

Unfortunately, Mel is too tired to go find an axe! And he would NEVER hurt his precious Saxophone!

>>669328

Cosmos comes up to the plate.

"Hmph! I have had quite enough of this Judge- er Jester! Mel, stand back, it's my turn. You promised to leave me alone, Mel alone, and another two prizes at that! I'll deal with this small fry so you can kindly leave this place..."

TheShowstopper 2015/09/13(Sun)10:48 No. 669393 ID: 40596e
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Cosmos banishes the Emogre into the depths of space-time.

"Ha! So long sucker. How was THAT Mel?"

TheShowstopper 2015/09/13(Sun)11:01 No. 669396 ID: 40596e
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"You mean you could have done that this WHOLE TIME!?"

Awww </3 I lost. Oh well. Well later guys I guess I gotta go now huh? :D Wait that's right your gifts. Okay well first, I give EVERYONE YOU SOCIALIZE WITH THE ABILITY TO SPEAK THE SAME WAY THEY TYPE! Yaaaaay. woooooo. ah yeah jester is so awesomeeee. Next, I won't take Cosmos Dexus power. YET. I kinda need that to rule the world ya know. ;D

But us suggestors already talk the way we type... I believe you also promised us some info on your goals. Mel, now that that's done, can you exposit on what you meant when you said that you aren't human (you're an android aren't you)?

>>669397
androids dont get tired and horny.

>>669405
or do they?

TheShowstopper 2015/09/13(Sun)23:30 No. 669509 ID: 40596e
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>>669397

Mel thinks Jester did that on purpose...

Oh alright I'll tell you a little bit. I want to reconstruct our universe. Not rule it or anything, just re-imagine it. It is said that there was once five artifacts left by the gods who created our universe, the Faeur. These artifacts once supplied with a great deal of power can be used to re-create this universe. I have yet to find them, however, I know exactly what power source I can use. The power of all Dexii combined SHOULD be enough to fuel these things~ <3

TheShowstopper 2015/09/13(Sun)23:35 No. 669510 ID: 40596e
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Well that should be all. Tah-tah for now~ I hope to see you in the near future Mel~! You'll get what's coming for you soon enough Cosmos. But for now, I got a date with Death that simply cannot go unattended~

[Animated]

Jester teleports away...

That is so bizarre... as far as I know, I am the only Dexus who has the ability to bend space and 'teleport' in a sort of ways...

thats not even what im worried about. a date with death? lol i think hes going to kill himself maybe we dont have to do anything after all. hey this whole talking the way you type thing is kinda cool! i feel really relaxed.

Cosmos shrugs. It appears Mel and Cosmos are alone yet again.

>>669509
fair nuff, i can respect that motive. i mean, we're gonna try to stop you because we'd stop existing, but points for ambition.

now please dont come back until you have an outfit that doesnt look like a kindom hearts reject side-character, mate. really, burn those threads.

>>669509
That'd be a great plan if he wasn't such a blithering idiot. Maybe we should steal his plan, but do it not stupidly. Is there a death dexus?

well thats over. time to go back to more important business. Go back to molesting cosmos.

well thats over. time to go back to more important business. Go back to molesting cosmos.

So Cosmos, now that we know Jester's plans what do you want to do about it? Also is it possible that Jester isn't working alone and that power was someone else's?

TheShowstopper 2015/09/14(Mon)12:22 No. 669568 ID: 40596e
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>>669554
>>669529

Well that's what I'm afraid of... There is a Dexus named Death. He controls the world of the dead and helps to manage everyone who dies into their proper places. I have no idea if he would team up with Jester... I suppose that would be a good place to start, locating Death will be tricky though. It'd be easier if we were dead, but that obviously won't be happening any time soon.

>>669538

Mel ponders this thought for a moment. The moment doesn't last long.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/14(Mon)12:27 No. 669569 ID: 40596e
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Mel drops his pants.

ALRIGHT COSMOS THAT'S IT. i have been asked to molest, rape, and scar you on a number of occasions. this is my quest. this is my story. meaning that i am the only one in charge of making these good people happy. now we can either do this the easy-rape way, or the hard-rape way!

Um... Misery?

That's fucking disgusting.

Oh dear...

Oh great. Now MORE people Mel doesn't know are here. One of them knows his Skype tag, but he's pretty sure hes never seen this girl in his life.

...when did Mel put on the other tank-top? No matter, looks like "seducing" Cosmos will possibly have to wait.
Confront new comers about their identities and reasons for appearing in your room.

Note: the blond guy is talking about your fashion sense, not your upcoming molestation.

Put on some goddamn pants.

>>669583
And take these boxers off first. BURN THEM. Seriously, this thing is more offensive to the eye than anyone's bare crotch would be. Why do you even have these? Why do they even exist?

now it's an orgy

Pants stay off. "Can't a guy sexually assault a pseudo-god in peace!?"

TheShowstopper 2015/09/14(Mon)16:52 No. 669649 ID: 40596e
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>>669572
>>669577

Mel put on his second tank when Jester left. He thought he wouldn't need to get sexy any time soon. But he was wrong.

woah woah woah, not that i dont like having cute girls pop in my room for no reason, but who the hell are you guys. oh and my there is nothing wrong with wearing two tank-tops pinky. trying to judge my fashion sense...

I wasn't talking about your idiotic idea to put on two fucking tank-tops. I was talking about the gay as shit boxers you are wearing. They are even worst from the front.

these are the fucking best what are you talking about. these boxers are amazing. what is wrong with elephants? besides the ladies love to see my trunk if ya know what i mean.

Oh god.

Oh god. Misery... could you please put some pants on? This is awkward.

no. this is my room. you all invaded my room. in my room, i am the king. i decide when i want to have pants on and when i dont want to have pants on. and right now, im fucking deciding not to have fucking pants on. now who are you guys?

Oh! It's me~ Shiney! ^w^ I forgot this is our first time meeting in real life~!

whaaaaaaaaaaaat. no. thats not right. your lying.

Huh~!? How come~? V.V;

cause shiney told me that she is 18 years old. you sound like a fucking chipmunk. how the hell am i supposed to believe your not fucking forth grader?

Heeheehee~! ^w^ You're such a goofball Misery.

Wait. You mean to tell me you guys are both on Skype but never called or went on webcam with each-other? What the fuck? Isn't that the whole point to Skype?

Well I couldn't cause father forbid me to. That and my brothers and sisters would try coming in and messing with me if I did!

isnt mister one sleeve higher than the other here your brother? or is this your boyfriend?

She wishes.

Ew no! I told you Misery I don't want a boyfriend! Not anytime soon anyways... This is Sparkle. He's my bodyguard.

haha okay i believe it your shiney. hey man hows it going? what brings you in the neighborhood? dont mind all the green goo everywhere its from dead emojimps. actually not to be rude or anything but you have a little bit of bad timing cause im trying to seduce this dexus here with my mad skills. cosmos say hi man dont be rude.

Hi.

I told you Misery~! Today we start our adventure! I'm not too sure what the adventure is about but I do know that the last vision I was given for this date was us at Shy's house reviving both Shy and Lonely.

Wait. Revival as in they are dead correct?

Mmhm!

This is perfect! Mel we can use your friends to try communicating with Death! Then we can hopefully track down what Jester has been doing!

oh yeah huh. lol shiney you have pretty great timing. but do we have to go now? there is a lot i wanted to get caught up on.

We can do that on the way to Lonely's house to grab her body~ I mean it's not that I don't want to talk, but I think Lonely and Shy would really appreciate being brought back to life ^^;;

yeah i guess that's true. lemme just grab a few things and i will be ready.

It should be known that this may be the last time Mel will be in his room! If there is anything you would like to examine, do, or get before leaving now would be the time.

hmmm, unless there is a better sword around, only thing i can think of is take a small picture of Noumi forw hen you need a moral boost.

Mel should be certain to take his three most PRIZED POSSESSIONS, and also probably a change of clothes, and a small metal mirror. Maybe also some snacks, I'm pretty sure he's the only one here who needs to eat.

Grab your best weapon, a backpack or some other storage unit, one personal item used for moral support, and your lotion.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/15(Tue)16:37 No. 669786 ID: 40596e
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>>669665
>>669663
>>669651

Misery gets his backpack packed up. He includes lotion, his GRADE F Wooden Sword, a Noumi picture, Freddy, three pairs of clothing, A mirror, and an old photograph.

We are going to go get set up at Shy's place! Mister Dexus Man should be able to take you to Lonely's to pick up her body.

Of course I can~ I can bend space to do my bidding. That should be easy enough.

uhhh i thought we were all supposed to catch up on the way to lonelys?

At Shy's house~! ^w^ I promise.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/15(Tue)16:38 No. 669787 ID: 40596e
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alright. ill see you there shiney.

Goodbye Misery~! Come as soon as you can okay~? Heeheehee!

Cosmos opens a rift in space time.

We should be able to get in through here~ Watch your step.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/15(Tue)16:41 No. 669788 ID: 40596e
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Misery and Cosmos teleport to Lonely's house.

oh nooo. is this girl lonely? dude shes like really cute tho. i feel bad shes dead... i wonder what killed her.

You know Mel... It may be a good idea to grab some of her stuff for her. After all, she won't be able to.

true true.

Mel can now examine, get, or do anything involving Lonely's room.

take guns, are probably her weapon of choice. close the door and lock it from the inside.

First close and barricade the door with the piano. Then grab the guns, the bird mask, the art book, and the Reborn doll. Finally call into the air vent, mention that the girl is dead.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/15(Tue)21:22 No. 669860 ID: 40596e
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>>669789

Mel goes to close the door but..

I'm still here.

woah holy shit that is creepy wtf even are you?

The name given to me by my former master was Val. Is that name suitable?

ohhh your lonely's weird AI thing that would sometimes chill in her computer. sup man im misery on her computer but you can call me mel i guess.

Ah yes. I remember a Misery being the focus of many of Lonely's conversations. Until she died. Are you here for a funeral?

naw man were going to go revive her. its going to be really cool actually. sucks she died though. how did she die?

The Purple Dad shot her. I was not in close enough proximity to stop it. Therefor I am a failure of a creation and wish to be erased. Shall you end my misery?

woah woah woah hang on little dude. don't get all suicidal on me. though i do like the little pun you did there for misery lol.

I have nothing under my belt aside from failure. I must be destroyed.

Val is being rather stubborn. While they are talking Cosmos takes Lonely's guns, a drawing book, and a few pairs of clothing, the plague doctor mask, and her Reborn poster putting all of it in a bag.

explain that destiny was at work here, she was fated to die and then be reborn, being reborn will make her better then ever. there was literally nothing they could have done. besides, it's not your call, if lonely wants to erase them after they are alive again, then fine.

>>669860
"Let Lonely decide of it after she's rez'd. I'ts been prophesied that you'd come with us anyway."

"Anyway, you know her the most. Help up pick the equipment she'd like to take, as she's in no state to tell us."

Naw dude, there's revenge. Plus once she gets revived you could start protecting her again. This was supposed to happen anyway, because of, like, fate or something.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/16(Wed)11:53 No. 669957 ID: 40596e
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>>669873
>>669906
>>669868

A sinister, amazing, beautiful idea comes to Mel.

wellll i mean if you think you betrayed lonely and stuff why not wait till shes rez'd to see if she wants you or not?

She won't. I have failed her. My punishment must be death and no substitute will be better. Please help me die.

well well little man i think i just had a splendid idea. what if you be my little robot? you know. switch masters. cause you haven't failed me yet, so you can prove yourself and continue to live as the weird little plushtrap robot you are.

Do you really want me? I am a burden. Also I am a Springtrap Plush Toy. Not a Plushtrap Plush Toy.

of course i do buddy! you can redeem yourself this way. now how about we start by you getting me anything that is important to lonely and bringing it to me. what do ya say val buddy?

Affirmative. Changing Master I.D. New owner is now Misery. I will get straight to work.

hehehehehe....

Oh my this will not end well at all...

TheShowstopper 2015/09/16(Wed)11:57 No. 669958 ID: 40596e
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now val tell me. is there anything particularly embarrassing that lonely would never ever ever want to talk about.

Yes. She keeps most secrets in me as I am not supposed to tell them to anyone else. However being my new master you have access to those files. Only if you wish to hear them.

oh i think cosmos and i would LOVE to hear them

Keep me out of this.

Cosmos opens another rift in space-time leading to Shy's house.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/16(Wed)12:26 No. 669961 ID: 40596e
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Awww, the T.V is going out </3

TheShowstopper 2015/09/16(Wed)12:27 No. 669962 ID: 40596e
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Will you be a doll and go get those two kids that are dead? I don't feel like dealing with four all by myself. I'm sure you can handle two if I can right?

TheShowstopper 2015/09/16(Wed)12:30 No. 669963 ID: 40596e
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They won't know what hit them.

END OF CHAPTER

I wonder what will happen when his mysterious red guy meets our mysterious red and blue guy? We'll probably just try to get him to join us as always. It might work too, if he's a serious guy and jester is jester.

Will this new foe stop the revival of our fallen heroes?
Will Shiney go through with her plans to turn one of her friends fallen??
Will Misery keep his pants on?!?
Find out on the next episode of NORMAL QUEST!

>>669973
probably
maybe
definitely not