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661642 No. 661642 ID: 3b1e59

This is the normal story of a normal boy in a normal home. This Normal Quest begins in this boy's room. Obviously there is a large amount of objects that can be examined! But first, let's start with his name.
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No. 669254 ID: 3663d3

"i killed the things, a deal is a deal"
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No. 669263 ID: ad936f

>I get to keep the angel
WHAT!? NO NO NONONO WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIGN OVER YOUR FRIEND'S SOUL LIKE THAT, WHAT!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT!

>>669248
Mel, tear off your tank top, it will only cause you to overheat. Also it will distract jester and Cosmo ;). Throw your sword through his heart, If he turns out to be a vampire for some reason it will definitely kill him, otherwise it will still kill him. After that you can close the distance and take him down with your belligerent fists. His transgressions against both emoticons and fashion must not go unpunished!
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No. 669313 ID: 40596e
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669313

>>669263
>>669254

MEL RIPS OFF HIS TANK TOP, to reveal his second tank top.

"OKAY ALL YOUR DUMB IMPS ARE DEAD. GIVE ME MY PRIZE. LEAVE ME ALONE. AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."

"Er.. Mel calm down.. Why'd you take your shirt off..."

Woooow you did really great Mel! Now only ONE last challenge and you get three awesome prizes!
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No. 669315 ID: 40596e
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669315

Introducing... THE EMOGRE!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
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No. 669325 ID: 3663d3

"you said monster, not monsters, fighting the rest was just because i was angry, ether give me the prize or you will be known everywhere as a big stinky liar."
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No. 669328 ID: 330ce5

There has to be a better weapon in here, either find one or summon it. If Misery can't summon anything then Cosmos need to do something, anything, to help us win.
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No. 669375 ID: b6178d

>>669315

Man, fuck this guy and the awesome cosmic powers he rode in on. Looks like you'll need something with a little more swing and heft.

Grab your awesome axe (or your awesome sax) and proceed with facial ruination.

By the way, what's up with Jest-o? He seems a little more... derpy? Maybe all of that cosmic power, and none of whatever that thing he was looking for, is getting to him.
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No. 669381 ID: ad936f

Who the fuck wears two tank tops? That ogre doesn't look emo at all! If anything Jest-o is the emo one. Rip off its emojis and beat jest-o with them.
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No. 669391 ID: 40596e
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669391

>>669375

Unfortunately, Mel is too tired to go find an axe! And he would NEVER hurt his precious Saxophone!

>>669328

Cosmos comes up to the plate.

"Hmph! I have had quite enough of this Judge- er Jester! Mel, stand back, it's my turn. You promised to leave me alone, Mel alone, and another two prizes at that! I'll deal with this small fry so you can kindly leave this place..."
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No. 669393 ID: 40596e
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669393

Cosmos banishes the Emogre into the depths of space-time.

"Ha! So long sucker. How was THAT Mel?"
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No. 669396 ID: 40596e
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669396

"You mean you could have done that this WHOLE TIME!?"

Awww </3 I lost. Oh well. Well later guys I guess I gotta go now huh? :D Wait that's right your gifts. Okay well first, I give EVERYONE YOU SOCIALIZE WITH THE ABILITY TO SPEAK THE SAME WAY THEY TYPE! Yaaaaay. woooooo. ah yeah jester is so awesomeeee. Next, I won't take Cosmos Dexus power. YET. I kinda need that to rule the world ya know. ;D
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No. 669397 ID: ad936f

But us suggestors already talk the way we type... I believe you also promised us some info on your goals. Mel, now that that's done, can you exposit on what you meant when you said that you aren't human (you're an android aren't you)?
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No. 669405 ID: 93e208

>>669397
androids dont get tired and horny.
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No. 669410 ID: ad936f

>>669405
or do they?
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No. 669509 ID: 40596e
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669509

>>669397

Mel thinks Jester did that on purpose...

Oh alright I'll tell you a little bit. I want to reconstruct our universe. Not rule it or anything, just re-imagine it. It is said that there was once five artifacts left by the gods who created our universe, the Faeur. These artifacts once supplied with a great deal of power can be used to re-create this universe. I have yet to find them, however, I know exactly what power source I can use. The power of all Dexii combined SHOULD be enough to fuel these things~ <3
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No. 669510 ID: 40596e
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669510

Well that should be all. Tah-tah for now~ I hope to see you in the near future Mel~! You'll get what's coming for you soon enough Cosmos. But for now, I got a date with Death that simply cannot go unattended~

[Animated]

Jester teleports away...

That is so bizarre... as far as I know, I am the only Dexus who has the ability to bend space and 'teleport' in a sort of ways...

thats not even what im worried about. a date with death? lol i think hes going to kill himself maybe we dont have to do anything after all. hey this whole talking the way you type thing is kinda cool! i feel really relaxed.

Cosmos shrugs. It appears Mel and Cosmos are alone yet again.
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No. 669511 ID: a19cd5

>>669509
fair nuff, i can respect that motive. i mean, we're gonna try to stop you because we'd stop existing, but points for ambition.

now please dont come back until you have an outfit that doesnt look like a kindom hearts reject side-character, mate. really, burn those threads.
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No. 669529 ID: ad936f

>>669509
That'd be a great plan if he wasn't such a blithering idiot. Maybe we should steal his plan, but do it not stupidly. Is there a death dexus?
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No. 669537 ID: 7d277e

well thats over. time to go back to more important business. Go back to molesting cosmos.
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No. 669538 ID: 7d277e

well thats over. time to go back to more important business. Go back to molesting cosmos.
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No. 669554 ID: 330ce5

So Cosmos, now that we know Jester's plans what do you want to do about it? Also is it possible that Jester isn't working alone and that power was someone else's?
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No. 669568 ID: 40596e
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669568

>>669554
>>669529

Well that's what I'm afraid of... There is a Dexus named Death. He controls the world of the dead and helps to manage everyone who dies into their proper places. I have no idea if he would team up with Jester... I suppose that would be a good place to start, locating Death will be tricky though. It'd be easier if we were dead, but that obviously won't be happening any time soon.

>>669538

Mel ponders this thought for a moment. The moment doesn't last long.
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No. 669569 ID: 40596e
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669569

Mel drops his pants.

ALRIGHT COSMOS THAT'S IT. i have been asked to molest, rape, and scar you on a number of occasions. this is my quest. this is my story. meaning that i am the only one in charge of making these good people happy. now we can either do this the easy-rape way, or the hard-rape way!

Um... Misery?

That's fucking disgusting.

Oh dear...

Oh great. Now MORE people Mel doesn't know are here. One of them knows his Skype tag, but he's pretty sure hes never seen this girl in his life.
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No. 669572 ID: 330ce5

...when did Mel put on the other tank-top? No matter, looks like "seducing" Cosmos will possibly have to wait.
Confront new comers about their identities and reasons for appearing in your room.
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No. 669577 ID: 4d8a68

Note: the blond guy is talking about your fashion sense, not your upcoming molestation.
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No. 669583 ID: 5a02f7

Put on some goddamn pants.
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No. 669587 ID: 4d8a68

>>669583
And take these boxers off first. BURN THEM. Seriously, this thing is more offensive to the eye than anyone's bare crotch would be. Why do you even have these? Why do they even exist?
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No. 669589 ID: 3663d3

now it's an orgy
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No. 669642 ID: ad936f

Pants stay off. "Can't a guy sexually assault a pseudo-god in peace!?"
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No. 669649 ID: 40596e
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669649

>>669572
>>669577

Mel put on his second tank when Jester left. He thought he wouldn't need to get sexy any time soon. But he was wrong.

woah woah woah, not that i dont like having cute girls pop in my room for no reason, but who the hell are you guys. oh and my there is nothing wrong with wearing two tank-tops pinky. trying to judge my fashion sense...

I wasn't talking about your idiotic idea to put on two fucking tank-tops. I was talking about the gay as shit boxers you are wearing. They are even worst from the front.

these are the fucking best what are you talking about. these boxers are amazing. what is wrong with elephants? besides the ladies love to see my trunk if ya know what i mean.

Oh god.

Oh god. Misery... could you please put some pants on? This is awkward.

no. this is my room. you all invaded my room. in my room, i am the king. i decide when i want to have pants on and when i dont want to have pants on. and right now, im fucking deciding not to have fucking pants on. now who are you guys?

Oh! It's me~ Shiney! ^w^ I forgot this is our first time meeting in real life~!

whaaaaaaaaaaaat. no. thats not right. your lying.

Huh~!? How come~? V.V;

cause shiney told me that she is 18 years old. you sound like a fucking chipmunk. how the hell am i supposed to believe your not fucking forth grader?

Heeheehee~! ^w^ You're such a goofball Misery.

Wait. You mean to tell me you guys are both on Skype but never called or went on webcam with each-other? What the fuck? Isn't that the whole point to Skype?

Well I couldn't cause father forbid me to. That and my brothers and sisters would try coming in and messing with me if I did!

isnt mister one sleeve higher than the other here your brother? or is this your boyfriend?

She wishes.

Ew no! I told you Misery I don't want a boyfriend! Not anytime soon anyways... This is Sparkle. He's my bodyguard.

haha okay i believe it your shiney. hey man hows it going? what brings you in the neighborhood? dont mind all the green goo everywhere its from dead emojimps. actually not to be rude or anything but you have a little bit of bad timing cause im trying to seduce this dexus here with my mad skills. cosmos say hi man dont be rude.

Hi.

I told you Misery~! Today we start our adventure! I'm not too sure what the adventure is about but I do know that the last vision I was given for this date was us at Shy's house reviving both Shy and Lonely.

Wait. Revival as in they are dead correct?

Mmhm!

This is perfect! Mel we can use your friends to try communicating with Death! Then we can hopefully track down what Jester has been doing!

oh yeah huh. lol shiney you have pretty great timing. but do we have to go now? there is a lot i wanted to get caught up on.

We can do that on the way to Lonely's house to grab her body~ I mean it's not that I don't want to talk, but I think Lonely and Shy would really appreciate being brought back to life ^^;;

yeah i guess that's true. lemme just grab a few things and i will be ready.

It should be known that this may be the last time Mel will be in his room! If there is anything you would like to examine, do, or get before leaving now would be the time.
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No. 669651 ID: 3663d3

hmmm, unless there is a better sword around, only thing i can think of is take a small picture of Noumi forw hen you need a moral boost.
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No. 669663 ID: ad936f

Mel should be certain to take his three most PRIZED POSSESSIONS, and also probably a change of clothes, and a small metal mirror. Maybe also some snacks, I'm pretty sure he's the only one here who needs to eat.
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No. 669665 ID: 330ce5

Grab your best weapon, a backpack or some other storage unit, one personal item used for moral support, and your lotion.
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No. 669786 ID: 40596e
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669786

>>669665
>>669663
>>669651

Misery gets his backpack packed up. He includes lotion, his GRADE F Wooden Sword, a Noumi picture, Freddy, three pairs of clothing, A mirror, and an old photograph.

We are going to go get set up at Shy's place! Mister Dexus Man should be able to take you to Lonely's to pick up her body.

Of course I can~ I can bend space to do my bidding. That should be easy enough.

uhhh i thought we were all supposed to catch up on the way to lonelys?

At Shy's house~! ^w^ I promise.
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No. 669787 ID: 40596e
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669787

alright. ill see you there shiney.

Goodbye Misery~! Come as soon as you can okay~? Heeheehee!

Cosmos opens a rift in space time.

We should be able to get in through here~ Watch your step.
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No. 669788 ID: 40596e
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669788

Misery and Cosmos teleport to Lonely's house.

oh nooo. is this girl lonely? dude shes like really cute tho. i feel bad shes dead... i wonder what killed her.

You know Mel... It may be a good idea to grab some of her stuff for her. After all, she won't be able to.

true true.

Mel can now examine, get, or do anything involving Lonely's room.
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No. 669789 ID: 3663d3

take guns, are probably her weapon of choice. close the door and lock it from the inside.
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No. 669807 ID: 330ce5

First close and barricade the door with the piano. Then grab the guns, the bird mask, the art book, and the Reborn doll. Finally call into the air vent, mention that the girl is dead.
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No. 669860 ID: 40596e
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669860

>>669789

Mel goes to close the door but..

I'm still here.

woah holy shit that is creepy wtf even are you?

The name given to me by my former master was Val. Is that name suitable?

ohhh your lonely's weird AI thing that would sometimes chill in her computer. sup man im misery on her computer but you can call me mel i guess.

Ah yes. I remember a Misery being the focus of many of Lonely's conversations. Until she died. Are you here for a funeral?

naw man were going to go revive her. its going to be really cool actually. sucks she died though. how did she die?

The Purple Dad shot her. I was not in close enough proximity to stop it. Therefor I am a failure of a creation and wish to be erased. Shall you end my misery?

woah woah woah hang on little dude. don't get all suicidal on me. though i do like the little pun you did there for misery lol.

I have nothing under my belt aside from failure. I must be destroyed.

Val is being rather stubborn. While they are talking Cosmos takes Lonely's guns, a drawing book, and a few pairs of clothing, the plague doctor mask, and her Reborn poster putting all of it in a bag.
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No. 669868 ID: 3663d3

explain that destiny was at work here, she was fated to die and then be reborn, being reborn will make her better then ever. there was literally nothing they could have done. besides, it's not your call, if lonely wants to erase them after they are alive again, then fine.
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No. 669873 ID: 3e47aa

>>669860
"Let Lonely decide of it after she's rez'd. I'ts been prophesied that you'd come with us anyway."

"Anyway, you know her the most. Help up pick the equipment she'd like to take, as she's in no state to tell us."
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No. 669906 ID: ad936f

Naw dude, there's revenge. Plus once she gets revived you could start protecting her again. This was supposed to happen anyway, because of, like, fate or something.
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No. 669957 ID: 40596e
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669957

>>669873
>>669906
>>669868

A sinister, amazing, beautiful idea comes to Mel.

wellll i mean if you think you betrayed lonely and stuff why not wait till shes rez'd to see if she wants you or not?

She won't. I have failed her. My punishment must be death and no substitute will be better. Please help me die.

well well little man i think i just had a splendid idea. what if you be my little robot? you know. switch masters. cause you haven't failed me yet, so you can prove yourself and continue to live as the weird little plushtrap robot you are.

Do you really want me? I am a burden. Also I am a Springtrap Plush Toy. Not a Plushtrap Plush Toy.

of course i do buddy! you can redeem yourself this way. now how about we start by you getting me anything that is important to lonely and bringing it to me. what do ya say val buddy?

Affirmative. Changing Master I.D. New owner is now Misery. I will get straight to work.

hehehehehe....

Oh my this will not end well at all...
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No. 669958 ID: 40596e
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669958

now val tell me. is there anything particularly embarrassing that lonely would never ever ever want to talk about.

Yes. She keeps most secrets in me as I am not supposed to tell them to anyone else. However being my new master you have access to those files. Only if you wish to hear them.

oh i think cosmos and i would LOVE to hear them

Keep me out of this.

Cosmos opens another rift in space-time leading to Shy's house.
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No. 669961 ID: 40596e
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669961

Awww, the T.V is going out </3
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No. 669962 ID: 40596e
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669962

Will you be a doll and go get those two kids that are dead? I don't feel like dealing with four all by myself. I'm sure you can handle two if I can right?
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No. 669963 ID: 40596e
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669963

They won't know what hit them.

END OF CHAPTER
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No. 669964 ID: ad936f

I wonder what will happen when his mysterious red guy meets our mysterious red and blue guy? We'll probably just try to get him to join us as always. It might work too, if he's a serious guy and jester is jester.
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No. 669973 ID: 330ce5

Will this new foe stop the revival of our fallen heroes?
Will Shiney go through with her plans to turn one of her friends fallen??
Will Misery keep his pants on?!?
Find out on the next episode of NORMAL QUEST!
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No. 669983 ID: ad936f

>>669973
probably
maybe
definitely not
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