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661642 No. 661642 ID: 3b1e59

This is the normal story of a normal boy in a normal home. This Normal Quest begins in this boy's room. Obviously there is a large amount of objects that can be examined! But first, let's start with his name.
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No. 661643 ID: defceb

Gero. That poster is clearly calling to you.
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No. 661647 ID: e114bc

>>661642
Frank Furter.
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No. 661648 ID: 227a05

John Smith.
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No. 661650 ID: cf6c80

Franklin Nigel Furter, usually just Frank N. Furter.
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No. 661654 ID: 3663d3

jason
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No. 661657 ID: a19cd5

pickles pliskin, high imperator of the NEET collective
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No. 661659 ID: 3b1e59
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661659

"Uhhh... I already have a name. It's Mel. Gero is just a thing that Sergeant Keroro says."

It appears that Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR. doesn't understand the concept of 'Naming the Character'. Will you keep the name Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR. or use the preset name Mel?
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No. 661660 ID: e114bc

>>661659
Preset name is fine.
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No. 661662 ID: dbb0f9

>>661659
Why not both?
Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR, Mel for short don't ask me how that's short for Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR it just is okay.
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No. 661663 ID: 3b1e59
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661663

Good idea!

This is Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR. Mel for short. Mel is a boy with a miserable and rude personality, earning him the name Misery from his close friends. It is also his name on Skype, which he types in a lazy bright green type of text.

Mel's room is in the NORTH viewpoint. But before you can change the view let's try examining some of Mel's room!
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No. 661664 ID: e114bc

>>661663
Examine Mel.
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No. 661668 ID: 3663d3

examine INTERESTS
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No. 661673 ID: 1cebc8

GET Wooden Sword

LOOK AT Food

USE Wooden Sword WITH Mega Man Helmet
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No. 661684 ID: 3663d3

>>661673
how does stabbing his carpet do anything?
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No. 661696 ID: c0fe75

>>661663
WEAR Donnie Darko rabbit mask
TAKE alto saxophone
WEAR Mario hat
TAKE day-old burrito
GO outside
PLAY awful screeching noises with alto saxophone
THROW burrito at first stranger you see
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No. 661702 ID: 34a64b

Examine kawaii egg poster.
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No. 661704 ID: a19cd5

>>661663
observe terrible hentai left open on secondary browser tab
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No. 661707 ID: 99cfa8

>>661663
USE Sonic Amiibo with... gamecube...????
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No. 661723 ID: 16f2da

>>661668
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No. 661728 ID: 9297f4

Search room for onahole and lotion.
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No. 661740 ID: 3b1e59
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661740

>>661664
>>661668
>>661723

You decide to examine Mel and his INTERESTS. Mel is flattered that you would choose him first, after all, he is the coolest thing in his room.

Mel is a teenage boy who is currently living on his own. His INTELLIGENCE is rather low, and his STRENGTH isn't very high either. However his CREATIVITY is at an all time high, which he expresses through writing on his computer.

Mel's interests range from old school Nintendo games, cute and comedic anime, and hanging out with his friends on Skype. As mentioned earlier, Mel's favorite color is a bright green color. Mel is eager to begin this completely normal quest!
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No. 661741 ID: 3b1e59
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661741

>>661702

That is... AFTER he correct's this statement! Noumi Kudryavka is NO egg. She is perfection! Mel begins to kiss his goddess. He is extremely in love with Noumi Kudryavka from Little Busters! Er... A little TOO in love. Mel. That's enough. Mel. Mel there are people watching. Mel! Er. Quick! Move onto a different suggestion. Anything! Just hurry!
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No. 661746 ID: 3663d3

to the computer, you have stories to write
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No. 661748 ID: e114bc

What's with the scary bunny mask?
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No. 661754 ID: 1cebc8

GO TO Bathroom

DO [WASH] Face

GET [Special] Face Scum
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No. 661756 ID: c0fe75

>>661746
Agreed, now is the time to write horrific, mind-numbing fan fiction
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No. 661784 ID: 9297f4

>>661728
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No. 661793 ID: fbc59e

yo mel, you've got several instruments in your room, but you don't seem like you play them that often, why?
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No. 661807 ID: 330ce5

I think we should talk about the elephant in the room, it is purple after all.
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No. 661813 ID: 3b1e59
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661813

>>661696
>>661748

This isn't scary! He's cute! This is Frank from Donnie Darko, Mel's favorite movie of all time. Although it is a wonderful idea to become Rab-io the Burrito Wielding Slayer, Mel cannot. This mask is a collectible! Mel simply can NOT risk getting it ripped or dirty. It would break all the love he has for it!
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No. 661814 ID: 3b1e59
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661814

>>661704
>>661728
>>661746

Mel suddenly uses his CREATIVITY skills to shamelessly combine these three suggestions into one raunchy, disgusting suggestion. Unfortunately, Mel is not facing his computer and therefor cannot finish the command! As stated earlier the POINT OF VIEW is facing the NORTH side of Mel's room! In order to complete this command it is suggested that the direction be switched. You may try either WEST, EAST, SOUTH, or RANDOM.
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No. 661818 ID: 1cebc8

MOVE Random [Breakdance]!
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No. 661820 ID: 9297f4

Move geddan
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No. 661825 ID: c0fe75

>>661814
Face EAST, MOONWALK to COMPUTER.
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No. 661829 ID: 3663d3

spin to north, get on that story bucko.
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No. 661831 ID: f68a09

Turn 360 degrees and walk out of the room away from ur computer
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No. 661832 ID: f68a09

backwards
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No. 661886 ID: 3b1e59
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661886

>>661818
>>661832

You have Randomized the POINT OF VIEW. Huh... Odd. It appears that the EAST and WEST directions are broken for now. It appears that you will have to work with NORTH and SOUTH. Mel is now facing SOUTH with much more to examine in his room!
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No. 661890 ID: 9297f4

Break open that smash ball. Turn into super Mel.
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No. 661897 ID: 1cebc8

ACTION PLACE Hands [Between] Poster
DESTROY Poster
LOOK AT Secret Entrance
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No. 661908 ID: c0fe75

>>661886
SHINE FLASHLIGHT at BED to scare away mini Freddies.

Oops sorry, wrong game.

INSPECT suspicious BOTTLE of MYSTERIOUS LIQUID in right-hand corner.
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No. 661916 ID: 46df9e

Examine honking Tata's with great interest.
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No. 661920 ID: a19cd5

examine mayo dispenser
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No. 661937 ID: 3b1e59
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661937

>>661920
>>661908
>>661916
[Somewhat Animated]
This isn't Mayo. This is Mel's handy dandy "HAND" LOTION. He usually keeps it hidden so he doesn't feel ashamed looking at it at night. Wait... Mel's interest in the knockers triggers his memory. His CREATIVITY has now skyrocketed to an all time high. Mel thinks it would be a nice idea to boot up his laptop and check to see what his hidden tabs have to offer.
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No. 661939 ID: 1cebc8

USE Computer
ACTION [Design] Mechanism.
GET [Purchase] 3DPrinter
LOOK AT Knocker Hallucination
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No. 661955 ID: 3b1e59
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661955

Mel turns on his computer. Oh? What's this?
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No. 661957 ID: 3b1e59
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661957

Mel opens up Skype, greeted by the familiar Boo-bee-boop notification he has grown accustomed to.

It appears two of your online companions have left you a message. Should Mel answer that first or continue on with his completely 100 percent normal quest? Even if he does answer, who should he answer first?
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No. 661972 ID: ad936f

Answer chum, but stop typing like a tool first! Seriously that color is nigh unreadable. I didn't even know that you could change your text color on skype and Mel uses it to make his text neon green!?
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No. 661998 ID: 3663d3

talk to shyguy, but try and keep it short, have some magnum opus to work on.
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No. 662053 ID: 3b1e59
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662053

>>661972
>>661998

Mel is absolutely appalled! Sure he types like a tool, that he doesn't care about. But for him to change his text color? He did NOT have his friend mod his Skype for this. But for the sake of reading, Mel changes his text to a lazier more mellow green color. Mel hopes your happy.

Hi Mel! :normalsmile:

uggggggh

Wow! Did you change your color? Looks hecka slick :normalwink:

stoooooop

Huh? Stop what? :normalsurprised:

emojis! you know how i feel about those stupid skype emojis. if you have to just like i dunno double type them. like this :))

Oops! I'm sorry I forgot! LOL :normalhappy:

(Oops I mean :DD)


what do you want

Nothing~! Just wanna chat with my very best friend in the whole wide world! What have you been up to buddy? :33

uhhh. nothing i guess. well not really nothing. i'm going on a quest. or so i'm told.

WOW~! Can I come!? :DD We would be a great team!!!

Mel is troubled with a way to respond. He doesn't want to hurt poor Shy Guy's feelings... Mel isn't even too sure how this whole quest thing works. He needs help explaining.
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No. 662094 ID: 3b1e59
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662094

yeah uh i don't think you want to. all i've really been doing is looking around for lotion and a computer if ya know what i mean |D

Eww~ LOL okay! Well if you need anything let me know pal! Oh I almost forgot! Lonely was looking for you! Something about a sexaphone? :normalwink:

what did i just say about emojis!?
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No. 662095 ID: e114bc

>>662094
Aw hell who's that behind you?
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No. 662103 ID: 9297f4

Who's that tool behind you?
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No. 662119 ID: 1cebc8

Speaking of emojis

THROW SOMETHING BEHIND YOU
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No. 662129 ID: c0fe75

Everyone else is wrong, there's nothing behind you. Just ignore it!
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No. 662148 ID: 3b1e59
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662148

>>662095
>>662103
>>662119

Something behind you...?

>>662129

Well with convincing evidence like that Mel feels perfectly safe! After all, this is a Normal Quest, why would there be anything behind him? Mel decides to see what this "sexaphone" nonsense is all about.
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No. 662155 ID: 1cebc8

Well since you're perfectly safe why don't you just frolic in your room and take that giant long sword and JUST ATTACK ALREADY YOU MORON
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No. 662158 ID: c0fe75

>>662148
Excellent, you're making the smart choice. Just keep ignoring anything behind you because there isn't even anything back there to ignore! Certainly not a devil man with a C for a face which probably stands for "Carlito" or something equally interesting, that's for sure!
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No. 662164 ID: 3b1e59
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662164

>>662155
Nah. He's much too stupid for that.

Mel begins chatting with Lonely Heart

Ugh. Okay fine I give up. You win.

lol what?

You win. I can't think of any other way to go around it. There is no way I can get a saxophone without you sending me yours. What will it take?

nudes ;D

Ugh. You are absolutely repulsive. How any human being will ever find you in any way appealing is beyond my capable thought. I can't even imagine how you managed to buy a computer without others running from the aura of disgust that floats around you.

|D bro im joking. besides, im not human. neither are you. so why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

What? Are you trying to wander from the topic at hand? Because if you are, it is not working. Why are you using emoticons anyways? I thought you hated it almost as much as I hate you.

nah i dont hate emoticons. i just hate the skype emojis. they are disgusting and vile. oh hey i guess we must be cousins huh? ;D

Whatever. Now back to the matter at hands. Wait. Did you change your color? Of course you did, if not my eyes would be bleeding from how God awfully gaudy it was.

wait. are you the voices in my head that are like telling me to do shit?

What? Ugh. Quit trying to get me off topic! What does it take to aquire that saxophone?

nothin. it's mine.

Ugh! Aren't you forgetting that I have modded your Skype for you, sent you that Freddy plushie, AND helped you with your embarrassing predicament a few nights ago?

hey that was all your choice. i mean yeah its cool stuff you gave me. but i dont have to pay you back. especially if i am, ahem, "Absolutely Repulsive" *in a posh brit voice*

I'm not British!

*posh aussie

FUCK YOU MISERY!

maybe later princess im busy ;D

A great aura is building up behind Mel.
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No. 662168 ID: e114bc

>>662164
You're not human? What are you then?
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No. 662169 ID: 3663d3

detect aura.
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No. 662172 ID: a19cd5

>>662164
Just start jackin' it, if there was anyone else in the room they'd scoot right on out after that.
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No. 662207 ID: 3b1e59
File 143953465362.png - (72.42KB , 800x600 , 016.png )
662207

>>662168

"Oh no! I'm actually a Dexus!"
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No. 662209 ID: 1cebc8

So what? You can rip your face off?
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No. 662210 ID: 3b1e59
File 143953473226.png - (213.11KB , 800x600 , 017.png )
662210

>>662169

Mel has detected the aura source. They share awkward gazes into each others eyes/letter c.
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No. 662211 ID: c0fe75

>>662210
Resist urge to make out with otherworldly being.
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No. 662218 ID: a19cd5

>>662210
>Mel: stare him down as you continue to jack it
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No. 662220 ID: e114bc

>>662210
What's a Dexus?
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No. 662244 ID: ad936f

I bet the c stands for cunt, share this observation with the home invader, then jerk off until he feels uncomfortable enough to leave.
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No. 662326 ID: 330ce5

Offer a handshake and recite the earth ritual of friendly greeting.
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No. 662335 ID: 9297f4

Jack it into his face.
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No. 662337 ID: 3b1e59
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662337

>>662211

Mel is trying very hard.

>>662244
>>662335
>>662218

Mel can no longer resist the urge thanks to the power of suggestions!

"E-EH!?"

The demon's aura glows brightly as Mel begins to unzip his pants. This is happening. Right here. Right now.
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No. 662338 ID: 3b1e59
File 143957755972.gif - (74.64KB , 800x600 , 019giffy.gif )
662338

[Somewhat Animated]

"EEEP! Er, pardon me I must hide for a moment to sort my thoughts."

Guess this isn't happening right here and right now. The odd Demon fellow hides itself in Mel's closet slamming the door shut and revealing Mel's kickass Gungrave poster.
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No. 662339 ID: c0fe75

>>662338
Well don't just stand there, go after him!
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No. 662340 ID: 9297f4

Go into the closet and continue jacking it in front of them. Hell, even go and rape them while your at it.
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No. 662346 ID: e114bc

DEAR GOD you guys. Don't sexually harass/assault the demon.

Message your friend and tell him there's a demon in your closet. Should be funny to see his reaction. Then like, try talking through the door at him. Find out who he is and why he's in your room.
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No. 662349 ID: fb536f

what is wrong with you people
>>662346
this
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No. 662358 ID: 3b1e59
File 143958585344.png - (225.04KB , 800x600 , 020.png )
662358

>>662339
>>662340
>>662346

These are all great suggestions! However, something entirely dumb and stupid just became relevant again. Misery is in the SOUTH POINT OF VIEW and his closet is in the WEST POINT OF VIEW. He won't be able to open it until he unlocks the WEST POV!

"WHAT!?"

Uh oh. Mel seems to be very unhappy right now.
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No. 662359 ID: 3b1e59
File 143958594667.png - (91.86KB , 800x600 , 021.png )
662359

Let's let Mel calm down by bringing up the CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN! You may choose one of the characters by selecting their number. However! It appears 1 and 4's buttons are busted right now! We will work on getting that fixed! Please Understand!
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No. 662361 ID: 977830

>>662346
it's a demon
it's literally a manifestation of evil

we just wanted them to leave and succeeded in our goal
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No. 662367 ID: c0fe75

>>662359
Let's see what's on tab 2, first.
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No. 662371 ID: 330ce5

Let's see behind door number 3,
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No. 662372 ID: f0af55

Let's go with number 3.
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No. 662432 ID: dbb0f9

Take a look at tab 2.
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No. 662471 ID: 3663d3

2
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No. 662594 ID: fbc59e

purple is neat but I gotta go with 2.
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No. 662598 ID: fd4de9

3
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No. 662623 ID: 3b1e59
File 143965967260.png - (33.56KB , 800x600 , 022.png )
662623

Opening up TAB 2 reveals a Hidden Character Menu. These characters can only be unlocked by typing in their four letter code words. You haven't unlocked any of these code words though! For now, its best to move onto your new character. After all, four choices is quite a plentiful amount of suggestions to roll through. It's best to keep it that way for now.
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No. 662626 ID: 3b1e59
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662626

Our totally normal quest continues with a totally normal boy! You have selected Character 3. His room is being viewed from the WEST POV. We can discuss his name later. Watch out... You are being watched.
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No. 662627 ID: c0fe75

Enter codeword: HONK

Failing that, go for character #2.
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No. 662629 ID: c0fe75

>>662626
Fetch dildo from trash can.

Rescue pizza from bed monster, but watch out for Birthday Boy Blam there.
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No. 662635 ID: 330ce5

You have a guest, be a good host and offer up some grub.
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No. 662639 ID: 3663d3

give weiss a kiss for luck.
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No. 662673 ID: 3b1e59
File 143967013295.png - (108.41KB , 800x600 , 024.png )
662673

>>662629

Dildo? Char 3 has no idea what you are talking about. Although that pizza does look rather delicious! Smells really good too so it must be fresh! One bite wouldn't hurt...
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No. 662676 ID: 3b1e59
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662676

" GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PIZZA LITTLE BOY!!"

"AAH!"

Foxy? attacks!
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No. 662677 ID: c7ab9c

That is obviously someone in a mask, so kick them for being an ass.
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No. 662678 ID: 330ce5

Do not be distracted by anything, eat that pizza or die trying!
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No. 662693 ID: c0fe75

GET Master Chief helmet

BLUDGEON Foxy with Master Chief helmet
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No. 662720 ID: 5a02f7

Be too terrorized by flashbacks of FNaF4 to move.

You are now the crying boy.

Cry.
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No. 662794 ID: ad936f

STOMP that asshole right on his stupid head!
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No. 662889 ID: 3b1e59
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662889

>>662720
On it!

>>662794
>>662677
>>662693

Char 3 wants to do something cool and brave like that... but... he.. he just can't! He's way too scared!

"Oh come ON! You can't seriously be scared of the fucking CARE BEARS from Five Nights at Freddy's. Or should I say Five Nights at MILKING ANOTHER FUCKING SEQUEL OUT IN TWO WEEKS."

"B-b-but they are new games each time... th-they are really scary sometimes!"

"PSHT. You must be kidding me. YOU FIND THAT SCARY? God what kind of an older brother ARE YOU? Oh wait I should call you Lil Bro huh shorty?"

"wait... isn't that the Foxy mask my friend sent me...? That was a gift!"

"Yeah well I made it better! Now it doesn't feel like I'm living with a furry fucking freak. REKT. You'll thank me later."

"leave me alone..."

"Psht. Alright fine. Have fun with your furry friends online. Nerd."
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No. 662893 ID: f61b8d

Jeeze, your younger brother is kindof a jerk. Assuming he's left...yeah, go talk to your friends online. Or whatever. Calm down, I suppose. Also, lock your door when you leave, perhaps.
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No. 662894 ID: c0fe75

>>662889
Plot brutal, life-ruining revenge.

I know just the thing: get your brother interested in Insane Clown Posse.

Or just go annoy the crap out of Mel on Skype.
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No. 662896 ID: 3663d3

wait until they leave then comfort self with waifu
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No. 662902 ID: 3b1e59
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662902

>>662896

Char 3's brother has left. He goes to his poster of Weiss Schnee from RWBY. Ah Weiss... truly the Ice Queen is the only one who can freeze away all this fear. It has occurred to you that Char 3 remains unnamed! A naming is in order! As calling him Char 3 was a little redundant and extremely stupid.
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No. 662904 ID: ad936f

>>662902
His name shall be kaerthrey! Also his nickname shall be "lil' bro" because he cannot possibly be the older brother, he would be a disgrace to older brothers everywhere.
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No. 662931 ID: 3663d3

gregor. not gregory, just gregor
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No. 662938 ID: 1cebc8

Wow, even your POSTER is disturbed at your behavior.

INSPECT poster. Look for secret code.
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No. 662969 ID: 330ce5

Gregory Telltale.
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No. 662979 ID: c0fe75

>>662902
Charles the 3rd.
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No. 662984 ID: 3b1e59
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662984

>>662904

"No. I really am his older brother... I'm just shorter than he is..."

The name Gregorthrey Telltale the 3rd has been chosen!

"Are you going to make the suggestors go through this each and every time? I already have a name! It's Dako, but I prefer the name Shy!"

Quiet Gregorthrey! Would you like to keep this name or go with the default name Dako/Shy?

[/color=#990099] "Screw this I'm going to talk with Misery"
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No. 662985 ID: 3b1e59

>>662984
I knew this would happen eventually. That last bit is in Shy's color forgive me.
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No. 662988 ID: c18b2e

Greg is a good name
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No. 662989 ID: c0fe75
662989

>>662984
Obviously go with Gregorthrey. It's a name deserving of noogies and charlie horses. Plus you can annoy Misery by insisting that he refer to you by it, and I'm coming to think that annoying Misery is always a plus.

>>662985
welcome to my nightmare
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No. 663070 ID: ad936f

Dako is a stupid name for idiots who are dumb. Gregorthrey is clearly superior. If you really are the older brother then it is your solemn duty to assert your dominance over your little brother with a RIGHTEOUS ASS WHUPPING! Be sure to use the happy sun emoji when talking to misery.
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No. 663075 ID: 330ce5

You have been given your true name at last, the old name was a lie made by the government. Keep the nickname Shy though, it isn't bad.
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No. 663110 ID: e5b5cc

Sing the best friend song!
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No. 663354 ID: 3b1e59
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663354

>>662989
>>663070

"But that's not my- ugh... Fine we will play hardball! I won't listen to any of you voices in my head until I am called by my real name!"

>>663075
Shy decides this is alright. After all, it's the name he prefers anyways. Shy flips his camera to the SOUTH POINT OF VIEW so he can get on his computer. Before he does, he leaves time to examine some things, as it is always a good idea to get to examine a new POINT OF VIEW full of new references and content! Then Shy will be sun emote singing to his best friend Misery the whole way!
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No. 663358 ID: ad936f

Attempt to wield the MIGHTY HAMMER OF FEMINISM to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY (or your little brother if you decide to stop being such a wimp). Insert dildo preemptively for when you cyber with misery. Examine posters.
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No. 663361 ID: 241e41

>>663354
Hide black bone under clothes to return to black ekeleton later.
Also read attached note.
Search Internet for spooky things. Skeletons like spooky things.
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No. 663392 ID: c0fe75

>>663354
Whatever, Gregorthrey. Read black dildo note, then tell Misery about it while using tons of emoji.
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No. 663397 ID: 330ce5

Keyblade, surely a weapon rivaled by few. When did this mighty instrument enter into your collection?
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No. 663882 ID: 3b1e59
File 143998151539.png - (128.14KB , 800x600 , 030.png )
663882

>>663358
Shy attempts to wield the powerful weapon Magnhild, a HUGE war hammer! er.. Huge grenade launcher! Huge.. Warge Gremmer! Shy never really did get why EVERY weapon in RWBY had to double up as a gun... or why the damn cosplay prop he got was so heavy! He can't even lift the damn thing!

What dildo? There is no dildo. Shy refuses to acknowledge the clearly visible dildo.
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No. 663883 ID: 3b1e59
File 143998171481.png - (131.12KB , 800x600 , 031.png )
663883

>>663397
Huh? Oh yeah! Shy almost forgot about his keyblade replica. It's only made out of plastic and styrofoam so he could defiantl- OH COME ON SHY. YOU REALLY CAN'T LIFT THE DAMN KEYBLADE? This is why your name is Gregorthery.

>>663361
Shy absolutely refuses to even listen to anything involving the words "black", "dildo", "bone", or "cyber". He will not get anywhere near that thing no matter what is on it.
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No. 663912 ID: ad936f

Grab the shaft of the dark colored cylindrical object. Have a look out the window, then get on with it and pester misery.
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No. 663914 ID: 3663d3

how the hell did you even get it into your room in the first place? start working out GET HUGE.

read note attached to mysterious darkish object
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No. 663915 ID: 330ce5

The keyblade has not chosen you, so sad. For now distract yourself from your obvious lack of upper body strength with internet chatting.
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No. 663928 ID: c0fe75

>>663883
Damn Gregorthrey, drop whatever else you were doing and get on the floor. From now on this quest is going to be 700 PUSHUPS QUEST.
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No. 664591 ID: af95d7
File 144030898445.png - (138.78KB , 800x600 , 032.png )
664591

>>663912
>>663914

OK FINE. Shy can no longer escape the truth, there is a large black dildo placed in his room. They are usually placed in his room by his brother, in which his brother will bring his friends in and call him all kinds of mean names. Shy knows he just wants to do it to fit in though, he doesn't blame his brother. The thing is repulsive though! To think someone would want to stick this in their... urk... Shy thinks he will be sick... On the shaft is a secret code-word labeled "D-O-N-G". This may be used somewhere! Anywho, it appears Shy's buddy is messaging him. Shall he keep examining his room or move onto bugging his chums?
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No. 664592 ID: dbb0f9

Bug the chums of course no need to be .. shy.
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No. 664593 ID: af95d7

>>664591
[spoiler] The IP is indeed different however I'm still running as TheShowstopper. Moved recently and got a new router so that why it changed.
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No. 664601 ID: ad936f

gaze longingly out yon window
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No. 664609 ID: af95d7
File 144031394759.png - (116.17KB , 800x600 , 033.png )
664609

>>664592

Shy decides to message his chum. As she has left him a message!

Hello? Are you online by any chance? It is a little important if you don't mind.

Yes of course! :DD I am willing to help at ANY time~! :33

Hm? What is with your emoticons? You usually use the Skype emotes if I am correct?

Huh? OH! Sorry! I got a little used to typing to Misery! He hates the Skype emotes so he told me to just double letter my emotes! XDD

Hehe. That's actually really adorable. Although I don't mind if you use the Skype emotes. They are just emoticons after all.

Just emoticons!? :OO Emoticons are quite special you know! They let you know what someone is feeling like when they are typing! I love using emoticons! XDD Go ahead you try and use an emoticon that shows how you feel!

Um. Okay. How's this? :normalcrying:

AWWW! :(( Why are you crying?

Oh I suppose the same reasons you know. Isolation, captivity, and a tad bit of lust. However, a new feeling of frustration has just occurred to me.

:OO

Have you ever, well, liked someone even if there was no reason whatsoever for liking them? Someone who was so entirely unlikable that you yourself have considered to be stupid for ever even considering the thought of anything more than a mediocre mutual relationship?

Umm... no? I don't think so~! But I may be wrong! I'm a little confused by your big words man ^^;;

I'll elaborate. There is this girl. She is everything that you hate. She's lazy, inconsiderate, and quite rude. However you still have feelings for her, even when your conversations boil down to nothing more than arguments. Is that normal?

Nope~! But it's okay to be different if that's how your feeling! :DD

Oh. In that case no it is not how I am feeling. I was simply asking for a friend. I will let them know they are quite the concerning type of idiot.

That's not very nice~! People aren't idiots for liking people!

Hehe. Shy you have a beautiful heart. It is always open to anyone, no matter how rude or vile they can be. You will be a very loved boy one day, I can tell.

Aww >//w//<

Shy's dialog can be inspired by suggestions at this point! You may keep the conversation with Lonely Heart going or attack another character! After all three different options are open to you.
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No. 664619 ID: ad936f

>a tad bit of lust

mail her the dildo.
Talk to her about your brother, and her captor. go bug Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR.
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No. 664633 ID: 5a02f7

Let's input "D-O-N-G" before we forget it!
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No. 664637 ID: c0fe75

>>664609
Now that your chum has opened up to you (or, well, your chum's chum has), reveal your own feelings! Announce to the world your hot, burning passion for Misery's affections!

And then type D-O-N-G.
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No. 664644 ID: ad936f

Tell her you want misery's D-O-N-G, she'll know what it means.
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No. 664709 ID: af95d7
File 144037835904.png - (149.36KB , 800x600 , 034.png )
664709

>>664633
>>664644
>>664637

Shy continues to chat with Lonely

Oh yeah! By the way! D-O-N-G!

What?

I dunno~! It was on this uh... mysterious object :?? Not sure what it stands for though!

Isn't dong a slang term used to describe the male genitalia?

Oh... Uh... I guess so huh? XDD Wow that's embarrassing!

Another of your brother's shenanigans?

Yeah... He's been extremely obnoxious lately... More than I can take at points DD: But I know he doesn't mean to be mean. He just has some stuff he needs to sort out in his own life! I think...?

Hehe. I wish I had a brother like you Shy.

Oh yeah! Uh... I had a question! Why do you feel like a captive? Were you secretly kidnapped!? :OO

No silly. Well. Not exactly. I mean, er, it's complicated. To put it simply I live in my house. However my guardian will not let me leave.

Huh? What_do you mean? 8||

My guardian is in complete control over me. It's like living in a bird cage. I don't even remember the last time I was able to leave my room.

Wow... I'm sorry! That must really be difficult... do you get to see the sun and stuff?

Through barred windows yes. But really enough about me. It's not like I can change it any time soon.

Well. What about lust? :?? you said that too! Would you like me to send you a um.. well.. uh... O//O

What? No no no. I just, er. It's complicated.

Does it involve your secret little crush? :33

I told you that wasn't me! It was a friend! I swear!

Suuuuuure |33 Hey have you seen Misery online?

Ugh. Don't you even mention him around me! He is such a slob. But yes. Last I checked he was online approximately 14 minutes ago.

Oh cool! I'll check and see if he's on. Thank you Lonely~~! :DD
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No. 664731 ID: c0fe75

>>664709
You know, Misery might have changed his mind about those Skype emoticons. You should use a ton of them.

And that's really, really weird about Lonely being a prisoner in her own room. Like, probably criminal false imprisonment and child abuse weird. You should probably contact the police about it.
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No. 664752 ID: ad936f

The friend she was talking about was you sly, she knows about your crush on misery. Go pester him with skype emojis before you forget.
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No. 664753 ID: af95d7
File 144039547005.png - (143.65KB , 800x600 , 035.png )
664753

Shy decides to message Misery.

Hey there Misery! :normalsmile:

You there bud? :normalsurprised:

Oh right your busy with that bad ass quest huh? :normalcool:


GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT THOSE MOTHER FUCKING EMOJIS!?

:normalugh: Really? Your gonna caps me?

god dammit look i dont have time to deal with your stupid emote shit. i have a demon in my closet who i cant get to come out.

Awww! It's not a demon Misery! Being gay is perfectly normal! If your gay it's okay! I'll help you get that 'demon' out of the closet alright? :normalwink:

what? no no no no no no no 1000x no. that is not what i meant. i mean there is a literal demon in my closet right now and i cant access him because of some stupid dumb fourth wall shenanigans or something.

How did THAT happen? :normalsurprised:

tried to wack it in front of him. then when he tried to come closer i politely offered to rape him.

MISERY! :normalangry:

hahaha im joking dude chill. no but for real the dude is in my closet now having some alone time. i dont know how to go about that.

Be friends! :normalsun:

i swear in the great name of jesus fucking christ i will come to your house and murder you if i see another fucking emoji. no joking either. i will literally find your house. and when i find you. i will end you.

One last one! I want to know if the demon looks like this! :normaldevil:

kinda. except instead of that dumbass emoji expression it has a c for a face. like if slenderman slept with the cookie monster.

Ew! Gross! XDD See? I changed my emoticons for you :))

yeah thanks. hey anyways i really gotta go find a way to get this demon out of the closet. if you need anything else let me know man. oh and could you tell lonely not to be such a bitch to me? shes been like hyper pmsing on me and its really just annoying.

Will d

Uh oh.
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No. 664756 ID: af95d7
File 144039587442.png - (64.89KB , 800x600 , 036.png )
664756

It appears someone cut Shy's power out. His room plunges into darkness. Except...
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No. 664758 ID: af95d7
File 144039667978.png - (173.79KB , 800x600 , 037.png )
664758

...one light remains.
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No. 664760 ID: b5f4cb

>>664758

Try and remember the door to your room and just...

Run.
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No. 664761 ID: c0fe75

>>664758
It's your dickhead little brother again, Shy. Wield BLACK DILDO and be prepared to BLUDGEON him with it.
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No. 664776 ID: ad936f

>>664761
yes, he may be taller than you, but psychological warfare is something you can beat him at. it's hard to be scary when you have a big black dildo down your throat amirite?
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No. 664810 ID: af95d7
File 144043392801.png - (148.77KB , 800x600 , 038.png )
664810

>>664760
>>664761
>>664776

Shy wields the mighty flashlight and Cockinator Blackthousand. Yes that is the name of the dildo. He heads toward his door, unaware of the lurking danger behind him.
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No. 664813 ID: af95d7
File 144043422427.png - (117.42KB , 800x600 , 039.png )
664813

Ah there we go! Our technicians Spice Wish, Light Wonder, and Coconut Dust have all worked together with the power of Pony magic to fix the character select screen! Huh? Hold on. It appears Spice Wish was slacking on his job... The fourth button is still broken! Oh wait to go Coconut Dust. You broke the third button too! Well, that's alright. For now you can still select the First and Second buttons which include Mel and the Mysterious Second Character. Select wisely! Also pay no mind to the flashing Tab 2 button. We're serious! There is totally nothing behind there!
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No. 664816 ID: 3663d3

pokes tab 2
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No. 664817 ID: 5a02f7

Tab 2, definitely. Input "D-O-N-G".
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No. 664818 ID: fbc59e

Let's go with second girl!
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No. 664820 ID: c0fe75

>>664813

By gum I reckon
Pick tab the second!
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No. 664821 ID: 9297f4

2
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No. 664825 ID: dbb0f9

>>664813
Tab 2 is blinking clearly we must look at it.
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No. 664826 ID: af95d7
File 144044118528.png - (61.37KB , 800x600 , 040.png )
664826

>>664825
>>664820
>>664817
>>664816

Opening up Tab 2 reveals that you have unlocked Shy's secret character! The code-word DONG has allowed you to play as Shy's Brother! Your options now include Mel, Character 2, and Bro.
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No. 664827 ID: 3663d3

neat.
number 2 on tab one, please.
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No. 664832 ID: ad936f

Ew, why would we even want to play as that asshole? #2 please.
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No. 664849 ID: b5f4cb

I don't think I need to even say my preference here.

Tab 1, character #2.
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No. 664896 ID: c0fe75

>>664826
Douchebag brother on tab 2 is clearly the correct choice.
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No. 664897 ID: 330ce5

Character #2.
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No. 664950 ID: f61b8d

No, no: clearly we need to play as technician Light Wonder.
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No. 665120 ID: 40596e
File 144057186251.png - (61.01KB , 800x600 , 041.png )
665120

>>664849
Eventually this will have to happen!

>>664950
Light Wonder is having Server IP problems. The damn pony... trying to slack on the job... For now Character 2 is the best bet.

Character 2 is at her computer. It appears her "Guardian" has left her a gift... She's not sure whether to be flattered, or disgusted...
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No. 665122 ID: 40596e
File 144057235214.png - (211.39KB , 800x600 , 042.png )
665122

>>665120

My my where are are your manners? Character 3 apologizes for that poor introduction. it was not quite what she planned to do after all. She just got a little carried away in her anger against her guardian. Anyways, Character 3 understands that this whole "Name Your Character" joke is going to happen again, so she decides to help speed it up.

"You see, my real name is Kim, however I prefer the name Lonely. It helps to reflect my life at this point in time. I like to type in an elegant shade of Orange. Now then, on with the naming if that is what you wish."

Yes. There is yet another new ID. I apologize.
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No. 665123 ID: b5f4cb

>>665122

You'll find someone in time but if you prefer to be called Lonely, no one should really stop you.
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No. 665125 ID: f61b8d

If you're concerned about being uniquely identified, you could use a tripcode. (I'm not sure, myself, how they work.)
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No. 665135 ID: ad936f

Your new name is Kimball, Kim for short. This is character 2 not 3!
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No. 665169 ID: c0fe75

>>665122

Your name is Potato Johansen. Now wield those pistols akimbo and blast your way outta this joint.
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No. 665173 ID: 40596e
File 144061202429.png - (111.41KB , 800x600 , 043.png )
665173

>>665169

"No"

>>665135

Hm? No, you are the Third character to be revealed, thus Character Number 3. But... you are also the Second on the Character select screen... however... Oh Rubbish. Lonely doesn't care for the Character Numbers anymore. Her nickname is Lonely and that's all she cares for. She is grateful for the name Kimball P Johanson instead of something extremely ludicrous like Misery and Shy were given. Lonely picks up the slice of cake left from her Guardian. With a new character and a new room brings plenty of new things to examine! Lonely welcomes any questions or examinations of her room! She would also like to bring up that being the computer wiz she is, she fixed your POINT OF VIEW FINDER to unlock all viewpoints!
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No. 665174 ID: fbc59e

So Kim, how skilled are you at tickling the ivory keys?
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No. 665175 ID: 330ce5

There is a piano in this room, does that make you a pianist?
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No. 665176 ID: 9297f4

Those guns real or not? And I'm not talking about your arms.
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No. 665189 ID: b5f4cb

Those pistols look amazing. Are they yours? Do they fire any sort of bullets? Or do you use them as flare practice, gun twirling and the like?
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No. 665232 ID: ad936f

>>665176
But guns are a type of arms?

Is the POINT OF VIEW FINDER fixed for all characters? Who is your Guardian, and how is anything they're doing even remotely legal? When you where talking to Shy were you really asking that question "for a friend", if so who? Have you encountered any PARANORMAL ACTIVITY lately? Do you have any notable SKILLS or INTERESTS? WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEXUS?
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No. 665265 ID: 40596e
File 144065485517.png - (57.87KB , 800x600 , 044.png )
665265

>>665174
>>665175

Ah yes! Lonely considers herself to be quite the educated student when it comes to dancing her fingers on the piano. Before her father died, he had always requested her to play the piano. It is one of the many talents she possesses, some of which forced onto her due to her high class. Lonely offers to play for you some time if that is what you would like.
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No. 665266 ID: 40596e
File 144065529858.png - (137.92KB , 800x600 , 045.png )
665266

>>665176
>>665189

FUCK YES THEY ARE REAL. These magnificent beauties are known as Leif and Vill, your twin pistols that were bestowed upon you by your great grandfather. They are fucking AWESOME. You are extremely skilled with using guns, but only if you are duel-wielding. It's not like that kiddie wooden sword and scythe crap we've seen before. These are for real.

>>665232

Woah there buddy, one question at a time! After all, holding this bad-ass pose isn't something smart to do in a bulletproof room where a single shot will ricochet on every wall, door, floor, and ceiling. Lonely will start by letting you know that her amazing computer skills have fixed the POINT OF VIEW FINDER for every character. Including Misery and Shy.
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No. 665285 ID: ad936f

>>665266
FINE THEN geez... You can stop posing if it hurts you so much. Here they are one at a time so you can answer them at you leisure PRINCESS.

Who is your Guardian, and how is anything they're doing even remotely legal?

When you where talking to Shy were you really asking that question "for a friend", if so who?

Have you encountered any PARANORMAL ACTIVITY lately?

Do you have any notable SKILLS or INTERESTS?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEXUS?

You mentioned that you are high class, are you in some sort of gilded cage scenario?

Who were your parents?

Have you tried using your POTENT FIREARMS to make a DARING ESCAPE?
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No. 665305 ID: 40596e
File 144070471397.png - (95.89KB , 800x600 , 046.png )
665305

>>665285

Lonely will answer a few of these questions to the best of her abilities. It's a little hard for her to talk about her past though... She usually will vent out through drawing to get her point across.

You see, Lonely used to be the daughter of Aria and Lucian, the heads to the company Broken Hearts. Broken Hearts was a computer design company primarily, making a computer that many compared to being better than both Apple and Microsoft. Broken Hearts would also branch out to making video games, clothing, accessories, and even some fields of music. The head of the company was Lucian, Lonely's father. Life was so much happier with him, he truly loved Lonely as a child. However, he died from a fatal car crash on his way home from work. The guy who hit him was never found, so it was pronounced a hit and run. After that, Lonely's mother cared for her as much as she could, trying to tear through the sadness that was left behind in her husbands death. She did a very good job of raising Lonely as the Heiress of Broken Hearts, until...
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No. 665306 ID: 40596e
File 144070478182.png - (104.15KB , 800x600 , 47.png )
665306

>>665285

...he came. The bastard you refer to as your "Guardian". Your step-dad.
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No. 665315 ID: 5a02f7

PLUSHTRAP ALERT, PLUSHTRAP ALERT
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No. 665319 ID: 3663d3

hug rabbit comfort self.
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No. 665345 ID: 40596e
File 144072749810.png - (156.86KB , 800x600 , 048.png )
665345

>>665315

Plushtrap? What are you-

"EEEK!"

"Your emotions are fluctuating. Are you alright Lonely?"

"B-Bloody Hell... is that you Val!? What did I tell you about transferring into other appliances?"

"I apologize. I like this Plushtrap body. It is small, nimble, and soft. If I remained in the computer I would not be able to comfort you very well. You told me if you ever have fluctuating emotions to comfort you correct?"

"SPRINGTRAP PLUSH. It's not some mere knock-off of my beautiful bunny prince. Val, you know when you transfer without my help it messes with the programming of other appliances! I just got Springy fixed too! God..."

"Would you like me to help fix it? I have finished the task of washing your clothing so I can move onto a new task now.

"You did what!? I-I-I never gave you permission to touch any of my clothes!"

Your clothes were exactly 2.356984 days dirty. I could not simply allow another day to go by with your clothes filthy. You do not deserve to walk in dirty clothing. So I cleaned and sorted: Pink Shirt (x3), Dark Blue Pants (x2), Bright Orange Bra (x2), Black Underwe-"

"OH MY GOD VAL SHUT UP PLEASE! G-good job thank you for your service."

"Why are you getting flustered? I am your creation. Therefor you are my master. Cleaning your clothing is something that would be expected from your creation."

"Well I don't want to be some slave owner so I'd prefer you leave me some tasks... Er, status on Escape?"

No method of escape has been found yet. I will continue looking for a way. A suggestion I have would be the next time your guardian comes by, holding open the dog door used to deliver your food and sweets to let me through"

"I won't risk loosing all the information and data I have stored on you. So that is a no. Oh well..."

I apologize. Also you have received an incoming message from Misery. Shy has also logged offline.

"Logged off? That's not normal for him... If he is busy he usually just switches to Away or something. Alright thank you Val."

You may now not only suggest an action for Lonely, but can also give Lonely suggestions for Lonely's AI Val.
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No. 665346 ID: ad936f

That's kinda creepy, why do you have a fully functional robot plushtrap for your pet AI to inhabit anyway? Go be annoyed by talk to Misery. When you're done with that either I'll pester you with more questions which you'll be tight lipped about, or something stupid will interrupt us and our perspective will shift back to Misery.
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No. 665347 ID: 330ce5

That is incredible, technology is so neat. So why did you create Val and what are their capabilities? Side note; how long have you been trapped in this room?
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No. 665371 ID: 40596e
File 144074263292.png - (260.44KB , 800x600 , 049.png )
665371

>>665346
>>665347

Lonely switches to the SOUTH POV so that she can see what Misery wants... eventually. She is in no hurry to see him! None! None at all! Er... anyways, Lonely made Val for a few different reasons, the most important being escape. Val is capable of transferring his data into anything that has a reasonable processing power, most of which being Lonely's stuff since Val cannot leave the room. Val is capable of many different things, but primarily serves as Lonely's house maid of sorts. He is designed to find any opportunity of escape and take it, which has led to a number of weird shenanigans. As for being locked in here, Lonely thinks its been about a year? It's hard to tell. She has tried to find ways to ask for help, however her computer is tied into the Broken Hearts' network. Anything she types or any website she goes on is monitored by her Mother and Step-Dad, which is why she can't do much.
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No. 665374 ID: 91700a

>>665371

I'm interested as to what kind of art do you do! Also, that Lonely Hearts poster(?) on the wall looks like it's either nailed or screwed to the wall, what is that...?
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No. 665383 ID: ad936f

If you want to win the MISERYBOWL you'll have to act fast to gain his affection before Shy. Although, Shy isn't online right now so I guess we could have a look at your art first.
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No. 665392 ID: 40596e
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665392

>>665374
>>665383

Lonely ADORES drawing. It helps her vent as well as express herself! However, this book is more of a scrap book because most of Lonely's art she does digitally. That is, if she could ever find her dang tablet! Cocky bastard keeps disappearing! Lonely opens the book to a page in the middle showcasing her work. Lonely pays no mind to the naked anime guy. What naked anime guy? There is no naked anime guy you fools.

Artwork by a friend of mine.
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No. 665393 ID: 40596e
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665393

>>665374

Lonely thinks it's a poster... Though she isn't too sure. It's been bolted into her room ever since she was locked in here. And it isn't like a normal flimsy paper poster, this thing is extremely durable! The only way Lonely could see taking it off were if she had a screwdriver somewhere.
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No. 665397 ID: 3663d3

i am sure a robot of some kind has a pointy bit in the right shape.
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No. 665415 ID: 40596e
File 144080159363.png - (140.51KB , 800x600 , 052.png )
665415

>>665397

Worth a shot.

"Val. Take those screws out of the wall!"

"Affirmative."

Val rips the 'poster' off of the wall leaving a large hole.

"V-VAL!? What the hell!?"

"I was ordered to take the screws out of the wall. Since no tool of unscrewing was in my presence I took them off the only way I could. Was this incorrect?"

Lonely is really starting to wish it was rabbit season.
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No. 665416 ID: 3663d3

hey, if it works. examine the crap out of that opening.
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No. 665418 ID: fbc59e

More problematically-you're gonna lose that bunny bot I bet.
I figure that's either an excape path you've not gone down...Oooor a trap in case you got clever.
I'm not sure what, but maybe if there's something disposible you have in there you can toss it into that hole, and listen out for a sound as it lands.
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No. 665427 ID: 91700a

I'd look in your closet, Lonely. Switch to WEST POV to see what's in it or even EAST POV to see if you have anything under your bed. Your tablet might be there too. Don't have to escape just yet.
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No. 665443 ID: c0fe75

>>665415
Val is the best rabbot. Now, it's time to Shawshank Redemption your way outta here! You're okay with crawling through a quarter mile of sewage, right?
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No. 665447 ID: 91700a

We need at least some supplies before we break from this joint! For one, that hole looks REALLY dark, we need some kind of light...right...? Not to mention stuff like food and survival things, who knows where this can go...?
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No. 665524 ID: 40596e
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665524

>>665427

Lonely thinks this is a good idea. She switches to her WEST POV to open her closet.

"Val, could you please look for a light or something to examine that vent for me?"
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No. 665525 ID: 40596e
File 144083462946.png - (119.13KB , 800x600 , 054.png )
665525

>>665447
>>665418
>>665416

"Light activated. Examining vent. The vent appears to lead straight down, then to a fork in the road. It also narrows so that it is too small for you to fit. There would be no way for you to escape through this exit."

It appears that idea was taken out. The vent IS small enough for Val to go down though. Sadly, Lonely cannot follow the him through the rabbit home. Guess her dreams of being Alice in Wonderland will have to come another day.
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No. 665531 ID: 3663d3

can at least get you stuff from like, other rooms.
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No. 665566 ID: 40596e
File 144087377745.png - (103.17KB , 800x600 , 055.png )
665566

>>665531

It is possible. Val could even find a way to get to Lonely's door and unlock it... However...

"I-I dunno. It's really dangerous Val. You could get hurt and I'd lose all my research and data... Or worst, my Guardian could see you and we could both get in trouble!"

"I have calculated our chances of success and they are fair. I wouldn't worry too much. Even if I am "hurt", as long as my memory chip is intact I will retain all the data saved on me. Plus the chances of your Guardian coming any time soon is slim. This is your only chance at escape, the mission. Do not let it go."

Loney... is torn. Should risk letting Val go? Or try to find another way to escape?
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No. 665568 ID: fbc59e

Now seems as good a time as any frankly. Maybe it could be better timed but we've an out AND the guard isn't here, so it's already almost optimal GO TIME!
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No. 665584 ID: ad936f

risk it!
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No. 665594 ID: 5a02f7

Totally worth the risk. Besides, losing Plushtrap wouldn't be that big of a tragedy. The thing is creepy.
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No. 665618 ID: 40596e
File 144089384758.png - (90.58KB , 800x600 , 056.png )
665618

>>665568
>>665584

Lonely allows for Val to go into the vent, waving him off as he goes. She really does worry for Val. After all, he is the closest thing to a real life friend that Lonely has had...
>>665594

It's MINI. SPRING. TRAP.
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No. 665619 ID: 40596e
File 144089393912.png - (256.88KB , 800x600 , 057.png )
665619

Well now Lonely is feeling more lonely than ever... It appears that Lonely's friends are messaging her. Keep in mind her EAST POV and her closet have not yet been explored yet!
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No. 665628 ID: e5b5cc

Aw don't be sad! Maybe go after him~!!
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No. 665632 ID: b7814b

Talk to your chums, Val will be okay.
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No. 665633 ID: 3663d3

distract self with chums
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No. 665636 ID: 40596e
File 144090016462.png - (104.96KB , 800x600 , 058.png )
665636

>>665632
>>665633


Lonely decides to open up her Skype. It will help her keep her mind off things until Val comes back. It appears Shy really IS offline. Weird... He normally does the really dumb thing and goes on Busy instead. Obviously if you are away you should switch your status to AWAY. Duh. Anyways, it appears Misery and Super Mysterious Fourth Character have both messaged Lonely.
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No. 665656 ID: 9297f4

4th char. Haven't talked to them.
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No. 665694 ID: 40596e
File 144091570780.png - (85.31KB , 800x600 , 059.png )
665694

>>665656
Lonely answers Shiney.

Hey! I know things seem rough right now, but you have to keep your chin up. Today is actually a great day! You'll see what I mean really really soon! I know you're not online right now, but I just wanted you to know this when you get back~ ^^

Hello?

Hi~ ^w^

How do you do that? You always seem to know the best times to come and be an adorable boost to my attitude.

Awww~! Thank you~ Heehee that made me giggle! And if I told you how I knew you were upset or nervous then it wouldn't be much of a secret now would it? ^^

Hehe. You weirdo. Well then, Ms. Mindreader. Think you can guess what's going on in my life?

You found a way to escape! :3

Wait. How did you do that? The cat face usually makes a cat appear as a Skype emote. How did you get rid of the emote without double numbering the 3?

Huh? Oh! You can turn them off~! I was thinking of Misery and I found it so I left him a message about it! Heehee~!

Do not tell Shy. Whatever you do. Do not tell Shy. Okay?

Heehee! My fingers are forbidden to type the words to him! How's that phrase go? My words are sealed?

'My lips are sealed' dear. That's how the saying goes. You know I'm really impressed how much progress you've made in a year. You went from bad improper English to not knowing a few phrases and idioms.

I know! Heehee it's all thanks to you guys! Not only will I be able to type good though, I'll be able to show you my English skills in real life soon too! Heeheehee~

Pardon? What do you mean?

I am going to visit you guys soon. I can't spoil too much... but in a few more hours a lot is going to happen that's both good and bad! It's going to take us all on a biiiiiiiiig journey together. ^^ We will finally be able to meet in real life too!

Are you sure? How do you know for certain you will be able to see me? After all. You'd have to get through my guardian first.

Heehee! It's just a stomach feeling ;3

You mean 'gut feeling'. Well, if it is true I look forward to meeting you Shiney. Shall I call you by your real name when I meet you? Or Shiney?

Uh oh! Gotta go! Stuffs about to happen~! ^^ Don't be afraid Lonely. Okay? It may seem really bad, but it all get's better eventually! Oh and um, just call me Shiney! My real name is really hard to pronounce! >.<

Huh? What do you mean? Shiney?

Hello?

It appears Shiney has stopped messaging Lonely.
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No. 665711 ID: 1430b4

>>665566
Uhm, Lonely, you know what is awesome about data? As long as you have the proper storage capacity, such as, say, a Desktop's hard drive, you can make backup copies of it...
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No. 665722 ID: ad936f

Obviously she can see the future by looking into the clouds in her dreams, duh. Go hit on Misery.
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No. 665751 ID: 40596e
File 144095528245.png - (115.31KB , 800x600 , 060.png )
665751

>>665711

Yes Lonely very well know this, however she likes to keep the more personal files in Val so that nobody can have access to them. Lonely already has backups made on USBs which she keeps hidden from her guardian AT ALL TIMES.

>>665722

Lonely answers Misery

ugh. okay fine i give up i need your help.

Pardon?

[color=#00CC00] you win. i need your help with something, as much as it pains me to admit that.


Well, well, well. I knew you'd come scamper for my help. Hmph, you're like a dog with his tail between his legs, coming back to an angry master holding a torn up paper that he obviously ruined.

lol wait what? what kind of analogy is that? haha forget my help that pretty much just helped me on like five different levels. your so weird sometimes i swear.

Ugh. Why would I ever want to help YOU of all people? What could you possibly need this time? Your computer have another virus? Your hand is stuck in another pickle jar? Oh! Wait! I got it! You lost the TV remote again didn't you?

naw. this time there is a demon stuck in my closet.

Wait, what? Your gay?

okay what the hell is with the gay thing!? fuck why cant anyone ever actually believe that i have a real life demon in my real life fucking closet.

What's it look like?

uh, like a mother fucking demon? how else could you fucking describe a demon?

Well even if I wanted to help, which believe me I don't, I have no experience or knowledge in things that do not exist. So sorry about that.

dude im being serious go ask shy he will tell you im not lying.

Shy would believe you if you told him that HIS shoes were untied. Sorry Misery, I'm not falling for it this time.

but loooooooooooooooooooooneelyyyyyyyyyyyy

please? :normalcrying:

FUCK.
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No. 665754 ID: c0fe75

>>665751

"That's not a demon, that's Val."
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No. 665755 ID: 60700b

>>665751
"Besides, Shy probably just had a power outage."
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No. 665758 ID: 40596e
File 144095910831.png - (112.49KB , 800x600 , 061.png )
665758

>>665755
>>665754

Lonely would love to keep going back and forth with Misery, however, it appears someone has opened her door!

"Back so so-"
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No. 665761 ID: 40596e
File 144095945419.png - (91.24KB , 800x600 , 062.png )
665761

>>665758

Lonely gasps. It isn't Val.

Hey there honey... Can we talk for a moment? Hehehe..."
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No. 665766 ID: 3663d3

engage insanity overdrive. lift monitor up and throw at her face.
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No. 665768 ID: 6803f5

Is that a needle? Needles are not good in the hands of evil. Only thing I can think of is insulting their poor fashion sense and face.
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No. 665769 ID: 9bfef9

...a syringe.
This just went into 'I am justified in shooting you.' Territory Witt how creepy he? She? Is being.
Is this a regular thing ooooor...
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No. 665776 ID: 91700a

Why didn't you keep carrying your pistols with you...? I-Is it too late?
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No. 665780 ID: c0fe75

>>665761

Oh shit, your stepfather is Purple Guy! Quick, tell him your room is haunted by the souls of murdered children! That's his only weakness!

...Or shoot him, you could do that too.
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No. 665794 ID: 40596e
File 144096633318.png - (116.32KB , 800x600 , 063.png )
665794

>>665776
Lonely reaches for her pistols but is quickly intercepted.

"Woah woah he-heyyy~ Let's just calm down for a moment. After all, I lucked out in the end. I thought for sure I'd need to put on this Bulletproof Vest underneath to stop you from shooting me, but what do you know, you were a little too slow this time Lonely."

>>665769
>>665768

This is defiantly NOT a normal thing. Lonely's step dad is advancing a little closer.
"S-STEP BACK! D-D-Do not come any closer y-you... you..."

Lonely is paralyzed in fear of her Step-Dad upon seeing the syringe. She is absolutely terrified and cannot think of anything witty to say to this guy.

"Haha very nice very nice. Now we can do this two ways, if you struggle, you get shot. If you accept what's going to happen, you get to die peacefully. Like taking a really big nap. Hehe~ Look I'll even throw in three last questions and one last thing to say to one of your friends cause I'm such a nice guy. "
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No. 665796 ID: 91700a

>>665794

Hold the phone, this is your step dad? I also have no idea what you could do at this point...Hide in the closet? Run for the door? Something?!
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No. 665802 ID: c0fe75

>>665794
Three questions, huh?

1. Are you sure that injection would work, anyway? You should test it on yourself, first.
2. Would you please sing the entire score of The H.M.S. Pinafore?
3. What's that behind you?!
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No. 665803 ID: fbc59e

Okay, why feels fairly obvious. Let's skip that.
Question number 1: Is Mom okay.
Question number 2: Do you have a plan to keep dad's company.
Then, send a message to Misery, tell him you've gotta go now, and log off.
And finally, your last question.
Question number three: Did you know I finally found a way out?
Then point to the vent.
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No. 665806 ID: 1430b4

Note: If all else fails, getting shot is comparatively better than letting him poison you: Becomes much harder to prove it wasn't murder.

Let's try to make it NOT happen, anyway.
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No. 665813 ID: 11bfa8

>>665803
Let's do this, but try to find an opening and take it. Options include hiding in the air duct or making for the unlocked door.
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No. 665814 ID: 3663d3

aggress with monitor.
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No. 665828 ID: 1430b4

>>665813
Baiting him away from the door and doing a YOUTH ROLL towards it sounds good.
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No. 665918 ID: 40596e
File 144100130128.png - (137.01KB , 800x600 , 064.png )
665918

>>665814

Too late. He is already here.

>>665803
>>665813
>>665806

Lonely begins to think of a plan in her head. While she thinks, she stalls for time.

"O-Okay... I surrender. Th-three questions right?"

"Of course dear. Take your time... after all, your only stalling the inevitable."

Step-Dad advances to Lonely holding her close to him. Any escape will be much more risky at this point.

"Okay... Is my mom... okay?"

"Awww, your mom was a sweet gal, but with her still alive and well I wouldn't be able to take the company now would I? It was great. She had just got done telling me how much she cared for me, and then I gutted her like a fish. It's all been to get this company. Even the car accident your dad was in. I caused that too ya know. Hehehe... Now there's only one other person who get's the right to the company."

"y-you... you bastard...."

Lonely's thoughts are clouded from this information. Emotions are running high as she quietly cries trying to find a solution to the problem. Any logical thinking isn't going to work, so there are three risky options. Lonely could run for the open door, however it would leave her at a huge opening for him to kill her. Another option would be locking herself in the closet, however he would eventually get in. And finally she could try to squeeze through the vent, however, if she get's stuck he will kill her.
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No. 665937 ID: e5b5cc

GO TO THE VENT!!!
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No. 665946 ID: 1430b4

Where did the guns go?
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No. 665948 ID: ad936f

Stop being emotional, there's like a 70% chance he's lying. Um, he isn't restraining you? Just break the syringe and kick him in the nuts. Run for the door, he isn't holding the guns so he shouldn't be able to shoot you until you're already outside. The walls and door are bulletproof so he can't shoot you through them. try locking him in there.
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No. 665972 ID: 9bfef9

Distract him with the fact you got the vent open, then make a break for the door.
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No. 665976 ID: 1430b4

Also, if he could be tricked into stabbing himself with the syringe...
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No. 665994 ID: 40596e
File 144104251431.png - (124.16KB , 800x600 , 065.png )
665994

>>665946

The guns are on his side satchel. They can be easily drawn, but at this point any risk is a good one.

"Well? Any other questions?"

>>665972
>>665948

"Y-Yeah. Did you know I got that vent open? Oh and uh... will this hurt?"

Lonely kicks her Step-Dad in the balls causing him to stagger back in pain. She runs full speed at the door, it seems so much further than what it was before.
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No. 665995 ID: 40596e
File 144104259576.png - (135.19KB , 800x600 , 066.png )
665995

So nearly free...

"One shot is all it takes..."
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No. 665996 ID: 3663d3

youth roll, slam the door, lock it.
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No. 665997 ID: c0fe75

>>665996
Yeah, this. But be wary, this guy's crazy enough to have booby-trapped the house. And then try to find Val, since the last thing you want is for him to sneak back into your room and get held hostage by your stepfather.
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No. 665999 ID: b6178d

One shot? We'll see... when he doesn't.

Doesn't see, that is, just to clarify. I'm not merely hoping he misses, I'm suggesting he won't be able to properly aim on account of what I'm about to suggest. We square on that? Ok, cool.

Just switch the POV on your Step-Dad, so he'll have to fire blindly. Or better yet, cycle it to confuse and disorient him.

This is totally a normal thing that normal young people can normally do, and is a perfectly reasonable reaction to stressful situations involving murderous step-parents. Happens all the time, really.
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No. 666002 ID: c0fe75

>>665999
Holy shit, changing the POV didn't even occur to me. That's brilliant.
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No. 666014 ID: ad936f

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
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No. 666172 ID: 40596e
File 144108204101.gif - (8.01MB , 800x600 , 067.gif )
666172

>>665999

Worth a shot. You turn the POV RANDOMIZER on HIGH.

[ANIMATED]

Uh oh...
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No. 666178 ID: 40596e
File 144108320385.png - (134.68KB , 800x600 , 068.png )
666178

Great! Now you broke the damn Quest. Right when we were getting it- Oh my god Light Wonder what the hell Character 4 is still broken!? God... Well while we try to get Lonely's button working again there is always Misery and Shy's second visits you could attend. Be very cautious... the 69th Image is upon us... It could be extremely dangerous to choose any character at this point. Prepare for the worst.
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No. 666183 ID: 9297f4

Eh, for shits and giggles, Tab 2, Bro.
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No. 666184 ID: 9297f4

>>666183
NO WAIT, FUCK THAT. WE NEED TO GET SOME DEMON ASS. BACK TO MEL.
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No. 666186 ID: c0fe75

>>666178
Input codeword T-E-C-H.

Then let's go see what Shy's brother's up to.
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No. 666189 ID: 5a02f7

Shy Shy must 69 yes
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No. 666191 ID: 330ce5

Option number 1.
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No. 666212 ID: bc7248

I'm not trusting Misery with panel 69. Let's go with option 3.
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No. 666214 ID: 40596e
File 144109682876.png - (87.86KB , 800x600 , 069.png )
666214

>>666186

You input the secret code word T-E-C-H to unlock yet another hidden character! What a wise way to use your 69th Image! Now no matter what character comes next, no madness will occur! Probably. Anyways, the options are Mel, Shy, Bro, and Val.
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No. 666229 ID: ad936f

MEL! We've spent far to long doing things that aren't sexually harassing a dumb looking demon. Second choice: Val.
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No. 666236 ID: fbc59e

Yarrr, Mel Time!
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No. 666275 ID: 40596e
File 144112793281.png - (217.76KB , 800x600 , 070.png )
666275

>>666184
>>666191
>>666229
>>666236

It's time for Mega Mel Quest FINAL MIX REMASTERED edition! It appears Mel is STILL doing what he was when we left him. Harassing the demon to come out of the closet. It appears he does not understand that he is able to change the fucking viewpoint yet.

It is also nice to note that one of his friends are messaging him!
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No. 666276 ID: ad936f

Well then, change the fucking viewpoint!
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No. 666279 ID: 9297f4

Change the view point and drop your pants, cause you're going to show them what a real demon is.
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No. 666315 ID: 2eeb65

Answer Batman's message.
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No. 666317 ID: 330ce5

Forget the daemon for now, maybe it will just come out on its own. For now go chat it up with a bud.
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No. 666325 ID: c0fe75

>>666275
You're going about this the wrong way, Mel. The demon is your captive. Block off the closet and don't let it out until it begs to be released. Maybe you can get cool demon stuff from it then.

But for now, see what your e-friend wants.
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No. 666334 ID: 40596e
File 144114269058.png - (92.10KB , 800x600 , 071.png )
666334

>>666325
>>666317
>>666315

Good point, if that Demon wants to come out for a good time then you can wait for him. Nanananananananananana BATSHINE!

Today's the day today's the day~!!!

Today's the day today's the day!!! Heehee~! ^w^ I'm so excited Misery! Today's the day!

woah easy there tiger. what day is it today? tuesday? that's not special at all.

Heehee~! No silly, today is the day our adventure begins! Together!

ohhhh you want to rp? you gotta give me hints man or else i dont know when you want to like rp or what not. plus im a little busy dealing with a demon in my clo- er, a NON GAY-SYMBOL DEMON, in my closet right now.

He's coming too! Along with Shy's brother, Lonely's weird AI, and someone from my living area! I'm so excited!!! I just wish Lonely and Shy would die already!

*gasp!* Um you didn't see that part!

wow. uh. what? are you okay?

It's not what it looks like! I promise! ^^;; I can't explain everything or else I won't be able to come with you guys... But just know that it's okay for them to die! They need to actually!

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah... well. why only shy and miss prissy princess pants? how come we dont die? that seems a little unfair. (this is a really weird rp)

No! Um.. Uhhh... Nevermind. You won't understand. But that's okay Misery. It'll all make sense reaaaaally soon :D

HOW DID YOU DO THAT. EXPLAIN WHY I CANNOT SEE THE SKYPE EMOTE.

Oops! I gotta go! Bye Misery! Oh! Check on your demon! He won't come out of the closet until you talk with him because he's really really scared of you right now!

no WAIT! DON'T LEAVE! I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TURN EMOTES OFF!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!

Shiney has logged offline.
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No. 666335 ID: 330ce5

Well, that was a fun conversation. Let's go ask the demon in the closet if it knows how to turn Skype emoji off. While we're at it ask them for a name, because if they don't have one I want to call them Cumquat.
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No. 666336 ID: fbc59e

talk to him?
That's not very useful since we've been trying that, I take it..
West POV to enable the closet to open, then then...maybe treat the guy to your music, give him a different view of your overall personality.
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No. 666371 ID: 40596e
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666371

>>666335
>>666336
Mel changes his point of view so he can open his closet.

"Uhh... Is this a bad time?"

"What on Damius IS this vile piece of literature!?"

"Ah fuck you found my porn."

"Pardon me if this is a rude thing to ask but, is it NORMAL for humans to read this?"

"Well not like all the time. Only on Wednesdays."

You have entered interrogation mode! You can ask the demon as many questions as you wish! Mel starts off with a simple one.

"So are you gay?"

"Gay? What is gay? Is that a human synonym for nervous? Because if it is than yes. I am very gay. And quite frankly I thought you were gay too, seeing a horned creature in your room and such."

"Oh my god."
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No. 666375 ID: 5a02f7

Let's start it simple:

What's your name?

What are you doing in my closet?
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No. 666384 ID: 330ce5

Why did you come here?
Where did you come from?
What is your weapon of choice?
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No. 666416 ID: 40596e
File 144116532271.png - (87.07KB , 800x600 , 073.png )
666416

>>666375
"Okay okay, let's start off basic. My name is-"

"Mel! You are Mel the Warrior of Life! Am I correct?"

"Woah. Wait. How do YOU know MY name? Have I met you somewhere before?"

"Oh! My name is Cosmos! I am the Dexus of Space. No, this is actually our first time meeting each other. I must say... I am quite baffled. I mean, the legends talked of a strong, dashing young man with a will stronger than his sword!"

"... Uh... Yeah. That's totally me. Wait you probably don't know what sarcasm is. No that's not me. I have never even held a real sword. Plus people kinda hate me so I doubt I'd be some legendary hero."

"Perhaps I am mistaken then? Oh dear... That isn't very good... Not very good at all..."

"Chill out dude it's okay I'll help you out. But why were you in my closet? That's kinda weird to us humans."

"I apologize... I was extremely nervous. It was my first time meeting a human, let alone the legendary Warrior of Life! I was going to try talking with you, but then you started to pull down your pants..."

"lmao"
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No. 666419 ID: c0fe75

>>666416
How are you even able to see? Or to C? Ha ha get it?

So if I'm the warrior of life, what do I get to fight? Goats? Evil clowns? Death and entropy itself?
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No. 666425 ID: 3663d3

grab AR tag from vent.

ask if they have done any time travel.
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No. 666441 ID: 40596e
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666441

>>666384
"Okay so, where did you come from, why are you here, and are you carrying any weapons on you?"

"Oh my. Where do I start... Well, as I said before. I am a Dexus. We are a set of 25 beings that watch over and maintain balance in the universe. Each of us are ranked from 1 to 25, and have a duty based on that ranking. For example, I am 3, meaning I have a very important duty of keeping check on space to make sure it doesn't get bent out of proportion and to make sure every world is functioning properly. I also a little with time. Seeing as the two are very well connected.

Now the 25 Dexii all hail from Damius. A quiet small world with another species known as Oracles. The Dexii don't get involved with worldly affairs, we just maintain balance in what we are ordered to do. Well... one day the Dexus of Judgement decided to steal 1's staff, the Staff of Armageddon. A staff with the ability to take another Dexus' powers and give the holder of the staff that power. The Dexus of Judgement then fled from our world, of course every other Dexus was on pursuit trying to stop him. Sadly, he escaped. Stealing quite a few powers that the Dexii had.

I only have my dagger, one that can cut and mend space to my bidding. It is really just a space toolbox if anything."

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No. 666465 ID: 40596e
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666465

>>666419
>>666425

Misery bends down and grabs the paper. It appears to have the word S-T-A-R written on it.

"I dunno. This all sounds stupid and lame. It doesn't even seem real. What would a 'Warrior of Life' do anyways? Has your species ever time traveled? And how the fuck do you see with that dumb C mask on?"

"Well... It is theorized the Warrior of Life was a boy who could slice through anything with his sword. He was a kind, compassionate boy full of life, thus the name. You see, legend says he had a team of 7 who would all go against the embodiment of chaos itself...

Er... my C is see-through. Dexii are forbidden to show their faces. No... Time is really a tricky concept even for us Dexii. We basically are just the judges and policemen of the universe. Making sure everything is kept together without falling apart into chaos or dysfunction."


Misery doesn't know whether to buy into this guy or not. For all he knows, it can just be some dumb cosplayer who snuck into his room. A loud knocking is coming from Misery's door.
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No. 666494 ID: ad936f

Ignore the knocking, it can wait. Further interrogation should be done with him pinned against the wall with you knee between his legs. Ask if the future can be changed. Ask what the nature of your adventure will be. Ask if you'll get superpowers. Ask if your friend can really see the future. Ask where he got his information, a specific oracle or something, or culturally ingrained legend. (the latter would explain why the description doesn't match you)
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No. 666502 ID: bc7248

Tell Cosmos to stay hidden, go answer the door.
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No. 666509 ID: 2eeb65

>>666465
You've read the note. Now hug Cosmos.
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No. 666542 ID: 330ce5

Hug Cosmos to see if they are real then go answer the door.
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No. 666553 ID: 40596e
File 144121274864.png - (348.48KB , 800x600 , 076.png )
666553

>>666494
>>666509
>>666542

Mel is planning on what to do to know Mel is real. He is thinking of totally non-gay thoughts. Totally not gay.

"OH NO IT'S HIM! What do we do what do we DO!? Your not the Warrior of Life and I'm not a good fighter! Oh goodness oh goodness!"

The closet door opens.
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No. 666555 ID: 91700a

>>666553

Wait, who's 'him'? What's going on? Do we have to fight this person? Am I going to die?!
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No. 666559 ID: 40596e
File 144121490254.png - (147.06KB , 800x600 , 077.png )
666559

Heeeeey Cosmoooooos~! <33 Long time no see buddy! I really missed you! <3

>>666555

It's him. Judgement. The Dexus who stole the Staff of Armageddon. Mel has the feeling they are royally- wait... That color...

"HEY! That's the color I used to use! How come he can use it but I can't!?"

"Oh god... M-Mel be on guard!"

WOW! You guys are pretty lame doin those quotes and stuff lol. You should speak how you type! Makes it WAY WAY cooler ;)

It appears this Dexus doesn't want to fight, yet. Mel and Cosmos are in a bit of a pinch, considering a Dexus with the power of at LEAST 5+ Dexii is standing right in front of them. Conversation could be made, or we could dive straight into escape/strife.
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No. 666560 ID: a19cd5

"Dude, you look like a fifth-grader's deviantart portfolio."
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No. 666561 ID: bc7248

Your best hope is to talk until you confuse him, which seems to come naturally to you.
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No. 666563 ID: 91700a

>>666559

Unzip your pants again? That seemed to work the first time.
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No. 666565 ID: ad936f

Clearly only solution is to roast him. Plan B: drop your pants and just start stroking, while looking straight into his eyes, he'll be too uncomfortable to kill you.

Tell him he looks like if a gorilla tried to use ms paint. Tell him he talks like a tool. Make fun of his eyepatch. insinuate that the Js on his clothes stand for jackass. Tell him you can see his boner.
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No. 666569 ID: ad936f

Make fun of his skin-tight pants. Say that you know what he does with that staff but that you aren't into that. Imply that his glove is white to hide the semen from all the handjobs he gives. If he tries to get you to cut the shit, pretend to go along with it, but lace your speech with innuendo, then activate plan b. You have two skills: pissing people off and jerking off, use them.
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No. 666598 ID: c0fe75

>>666559
Call him a dweeb and tell him to go back to reading Jhonen Vasquez while loitering outside of Hot Topic.
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No. 666632 ID: 2eeb65

>>666559
Tell him that DeviantArt is so 2007.

>inb4 he becomes Tumblr
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No. 666862 ID: 40596e
File 144125963076.png - (106.49KB , 800x600 , 078.png )
666862

"You're-"

O- M- G YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT STUFF? WOW! You are like HELLA MEAN. I love it. You're like that one bitch ass mother fucker who just wants to fuckin get shit done huh? Takes no shit, except bitches cause you are rollin in the bitches. I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE. No. I LOVE YOUR ATTITUDE. Would you like to join my conquest to make a pure world?

"E-Er... Judgement... Wh-what is your plan? Y-You will be stopped I hope you know!"

Cosmo, Cosmo, Babe, Baby, relaaaax man. Oh and Judgement is such a laaaame name dude. Call me Jester now it's a name for the coolest of cool kids. I'm just here to take your Spacey powers! So if you wouldn't mind donating them to me, we could get this done really easily! <3 plx?
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No. 666897 ID: ad936f

Let's Fuckin' do it! Screw destiny, let's go conquer the world with captain limey over here. Also, can he see what we say here? Helooo? Presumably adolescent and/or immortal villain guy?
I think a majority of Mel's bitches are guys... He's got Shy and Cosmos versus Lonely. Hmmm...
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No. 666919 ID: c0fe75

>>666862
Can we start by destroying all emojis?
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No. 666930 ID: bc7248

Go back to your computer, ask Shiney if the reason they weren't waiting on your death was because they knew you were about to be murdered by a Magical Boy.
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No. 666943 ID: 9d0aa9

>>666862
you're fuckin' weird, dude. and considering my first reaction to a stranger in my room was unzipping my pants that says something.
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No. 666945 ID: 330ce5

Really tempted to join you, but considering how you turned on your own species trusting you won't come easy. If you could somehow prove you won't betray us we will gladly help you.
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No. 666951 ID: 2eeb65

>>666897
>Let's Fuckin' do it! Screw destiny, let's go conquer the world with captain limey over here.
THIS.

For once, can we have the hero agree to the villain's obligatory "We could rule the world together" proposition?
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No. 666952 ID: ad936f

>>666951
Wasn't that part of the plot to the first Narnia book?
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No. 666964 ID: 40596e
File 144130516306.png - (123.40KB , 800x600 , 079.png )
666964

>>666897

HEY THERE, HI THERE, HO THERE! Yes indeed I can read your suggestions! I used to be the master of suggesting you know, I mean, my name is freakin Judgement for crying out loud! Or at least it used to be. My NEW name is JESTER! Jest for short! ;)

>>666951

OF. COURSE! See thing is many people don't get the other side of the story, WHY IS THE VILLAIN, A VILLAIN! Well you could get that PLUS Mel in a spandex Black Morph Suit ALL FOR THE PRICE OF SELLING ME YOUR MAIN CHARACTER POSITION! <33

>>666945

Ah Cmoooon TG Chan. Those other Dexii were a bunch of squares. I'm the coolest circle you'll ever meet. I mean cmon, Lime Green. What ISN'T good about Lime Green? <3 I mean didn't that one guy in Star Wars have a Lime Green lightsaber? Preeeeetty sure I'm a pretty good guy ;D

>>666943

"Dude, you're fucking weird. Seriously. This is coming from pull-my-pants-down-to-a-random-DEMON-STRANGER guy. When you're weirder than that guy you have issues."

>>666930

The thought did come across to Mel, however, if he were to ignore Limey here he may get hurt.

Now then. Mel. Who is still using Quotation Marks like a weirdo...
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No. 666965 ID: 40596e
File 144130527840.png - (199.19KB , 1000x600 , 080.png )
666965

...whose side do you choose? Me, or lame-o McSpace Cosmos over there |33

"Mel... Please! Don't be persuaded by this... er... what is a proper word for him..."

Should Mel go with Jester or Cosmos?
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No. 666970 ID: 2eeb65

>>666964
>ALL FOR THE PRICE OF SELLING ME YOUR MAIN CHARACTER POSITION! <33
Not if you keep using this godawful font color.

I love rooting for the villain, but I love my eyes a bit more.
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No. 666972 ID: 5a02f7

>>666970

This. Change your font color and we will consider letting you be the main character.
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No. 666973 ID: 1cebc8

This is the part where you attack both and goad them into fighting each other.
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No. 666974 ID: ad936f

>I mean didn't that one guy in Star Wars have a Lime Green lightsaber? Preeeeetty sure I'm a pretty good guy ;D
Ever watch a disney movie? Lime green is incredibly evil, mostly due to the damage it inflicts on people's poor sweet innocent eyes.

>SELLING ME YOUR MAIN CHARACTER POSITION! <33
I'D RATHER SACRIFICE MEL'S LIFE THAN DO THAT! You can play the main character's boss, like Nick Fury from the avengers. You already have the eyepatch, all you need now is the hard boiled attitude, and even that can be optional. If you became the main character it would be even more boring than us just going the normal non-sequence-breaking route.
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No. 666980 ID: 330ce5

Choose Jester.
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No. 666981 ID: b6178d

>>666974

'fraid he's got a point. Lime green in cartoon terms often means, like, double evil. And I don't know about you, but it's lookin' like toon o' clock over here.

It's not true all the time, though! There's certainly lime green used for good-y purposes, Jest-o. Just look at that frog on the wall by the door there! That's a limey hero frog, that is.

Sock him, Mel! Sock 'im good when he turns around his omniscience!

I mean, you do have stinky socks lying around, don't you? Apply them like a wad of cotton soaked in chloroform. Stank the prank dude!

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No. 666998 ID: ad936f

>>666981
Isn't the frogs goal to destroy the world though?
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No. 667012 ID: 40596e
File 144131681501.png - (113.65KB , 800x600 , 081.png )
667012

>>666970
>>666972

Oh fine. Is this better?
How about this? This alright?
Ooo! Maybe this? Plan and normal enough for you?
Or I could go with this one? I think I'll just stick with the most appealing one to you guys cause I love you ;) <3

"Okay shut up for a moment please. You want me on your team right?"

"M-Mel! No don't do it! Please Mel I'm begging you!"

"Well answer me this question. Do you like emojis?"

"Is anybody going to listen to me!?"

>>666981
It appears that Mel heard that but Jester didn't. Perhaps Jester cannot read things in the spoiler tag...
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No. 667015 ID: 40596e
File 144131727240.png - (386.72KB , 800x600 , 082.png )
667015

OH YES I ABSOLUTELY ADORE EMOTES! :normalsmile: :normalhappy: :normalhappy: I love them so so so so SOOO much! It's why I make my speech like I'm typing so I can use lots of emotes everywhere! <33 :normalcool::normalcool: I'm just that cool of a guy! HAHA :normalsun: HEY COSMOS! This one looks a little like you buddy :normaldevil: Maybe if you just took that lameatron 9000 mask off then I'd see that IT IS YOU :normalwink: <33 :normalwink: Hey you know I actually kinda like this darker green color! Is there any darker ones? :normalsurprised: Hey there is! WOAH THIS ONE IS REALLY DARK. Like a big blackish green dick if ya know what I mean :normalcool: :normalwink: Hey Mel, Misery, Melly, Buddy, Babe, what's wrong? You stopped talking now you look like this :normaltape:

Something in Mel has snapped this day. Something horrible has snapped within him.
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No. 667017 ID: 0568a2

Jester, I don't think you're using enough emojis. You should use more.
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No. 667018 ID: 9297f4

KILL HIM. RAPE HIS CORPSE. BURN IT ALL. HELL WON'T RECOGNIZE HIM WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH HIM.

Okay, that's annoying.
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No. 667022 ID: 91700a

>>667015

Unleash the power within yourself, destroy this fool.
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No. 667024 ID: 330ce5

Oh we were this close to world domination, only to be foiled by emoji. Jester, Mel hates emoji and strongly dislikes the people who use them.
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No. 667034 ID: c0fe75

>>667015
And thus we shall discover that hideous overuse of emojis is the secret to unlocking Mel's terrible, matter-annihilating powers.
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No. 667039 ID: a19cd5

>>667015
Mel: Projectile shit directly into his mouth
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No. 667040 ID: fbc59e

So. Very. Close.
Clearly, we need to grab his staff, and beat him with it.
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No. 667045 ID: ad936f

Ah well, there's always the secondary villains. Hey, maybe we'll even get one that doesn't make me want to kill myself every time I look at him. Truly he was hoist by his own petard, his emoji-based hubris has doomed him to a lifetime devoid of plot armor. Unless he backpedals right the fuck now I don't think there is any hope for him.
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No. 667046 ID: ad936f

Don't worry Mel I have a plan.

step 0: give him a chance to retract his herasy
step 1: Whip your dick out
step two: grab his staff quickly with your ANDROID STRENGTH
step tres: beat him with it
step vier: tactical retreat via cosmos

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No. 667132 ID: 40596e
File 144134380543.png - (191.71KB , 800x600 , 083.png )
667132

>>667024

Huh whatcha- OOOF!!!

"FALCO PAAAAAAWNCH!!! COSMOS. BLADE. NOW."

"Eep! R-right away!"

>>667040
>>667046
>>667039
>>667034
>>667018

Mel's inner demon has awoken. He feels a rage that has been left inside his body for centuries it seems. Now all he feels is HATE. No more dick jokes. No more sexual innuendos. No more closet porn. THIS SHIT JUST BECAME PERSONAL.
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No. 667133 ID: 40596e
File 144134392138.png - (100.57KB , 800x600 , 084.png )
667133

"DO YOU THINK EMOJIS ARE CUTE YOU FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD? I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS."

Cosmos throws Misery his E-RANK Blade: Wooden Sword.
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No. 667139 ID: 3663d3

apply skill to sword, making it better then physically possible.
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No. 667146 ID: 40596e
File 144134844017.png - (150.35KB , 800x600 , 085.png )
667146

>>667139

Unfortunately Mel cannot because he is already in combat!

Woah woah woah!! Meeeelll... Baby! Cmon, cut me some slack man!

"Shut up, I'm the one talkin here. What is your goal? Why do you need Cosmos' power?"

Bit of a secret there Melliel, but right now I'm actually more concerned with finding something else. Something I can use to HOLD the other Dexii powers without you know, exploding or getting overpowered or anything.

"What is it?"

Tell ya what Mel, I'll make a deal with you. If you let me gauge your power, then I'll not only tell you my goal, but also throw in a gift as a bonus! All you gotta do is defeat whatever monster I create! <3

Mel prepares for the worst as Jester raises his staff to create a hellish creature that only he could come up with...
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No. 667147 ID: 40596e
File 144134861671.png - (126.17KB , 800x600 , 086.png )
667147

IIIIIIN THIS CORNER. WE HAVE MEL, THE STUPID KID WHO WON'T JOIN MY SUPER AWESOME TAKE OVER THE WORLD CLUB! AND IN THIS CORNER, COMING ALL THE WAY FROM THE DEPTHS OF JESTER'S THOUGHTS. COMES THE ONE. THE ONLY. THE VERY RARE SPECIES. ITS AN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOJIMP!

Jester summons an Emojimp! Battle Mode has been engaged! Mel is equipped with his sword, and fists! His attacks vary from Slash, Bash, Flip-the-Bird, and Unzip Pants!
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No. 667148 ID: fb9189

It is the time.
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No. 667152 ID: 3663d3

slash or stab it in the eyes.
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No. 667155 ID: bc7248

Grab "sword" by blade, it will be more efficient as a club. Bash.
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No. 667161 ID: cec5ab

You know I'm starting to think this quest might not actually be that normal.
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No. 667165 ID: ad936f

>>667161
nahhh

It's so short! Just stomp on it as you run over it while transitioning into swing for Jesto's staff holding arm.
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No. 667185 ID: b6178d

>>667161

Huh? What do you mean? All I see is a perfectly normal boy in his normal home fighting a run-of-the-mill antagonist. This is practically passé as coming-of-age stories go.

Years of watching the animes has in no way jaded me to current events in Normal Quest.

>>667147

Honestly, I think Bash will probably be the most cathartic option. Punch that stupid emojimp right in its forward profile!

On the other hand, Unzip Pants sounds -really- threatening and might have a psychological effect that goes beyond the battle itself. Given that Jest-O's already started with psychological warfare by summoning an emojimp, we could always give him a wee little surprise of our own.
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No. 667204 ID: 40596e
File 144138799590.png - (95.98KB , 800x600 , 087.png )
667204

>>667148

Mel immediately hops into action to destroy this vile disgusting THING.

"I SHALL END YOUR SUFFERING POOR CHILD."

>>667155

Mel begins bashing the Emojimp's brains out!
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No. 667205 ID: 40596e
File 144138807769.png - (160.66KB , 800x600 , 088.png )
667205

The emojimp is destroyed, however, Jester appears to have made three more to take it's place... They look worried, having witnessed the death of their brother. Either that or their faces are permanently like that due to having dumb Skype emojis.
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No. 667212 ID: ad936f

They're just imps, ignore them and go straight for jest-o. Don't even bother with your shitty wood sword, just grab his arm and break it.
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No. 667213 ID: 0ee153

>>667205
Grab two of them by whatever you can and beat the other imp and Jester with them.
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No. 667214 ID: 40596e
File 144139103717.png - (108.64KB , 800x600 , 89.png )
667214

>>667212

Mel goes for-

>>667161

Oh great! Now look what happened. The Quest broke itself by overthinking about how Normal it is. Poor guy. He's really self-conscious you know? To make himself more normal the Quest has blacked out all other options and only left two characters, the most normal of the two we can choose from at the moment. Even inputting a secret character word wouldn't work a this moment... Well, pick your poison. Whiny, spineless wimp, or loudmouth, meme praising dickwad. Meanwhile, Spice Wish, Light Wonder, and new to the team, Gypsy Floating Desire will get to fixing this mess.
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No. 667216 ID: 3663d3

6 it is.
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No. 667219 ID: b6178d

>>667214

... is it alright to not choose either and just hang around in the character select screen for a few minutes? Maybe watch the attract mode for a little bit?
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No. 667221 ID: 2eeb65

>>667214
The dickwad.
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No. 667227 ID: fbc59e

I'd rather shy.
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No. 667229 ID: bc7248

Let's go wimp.
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No. 667230 ID: ad936f

got to tab 8=D, unless we're already on that one? Otherwise let's go with Shy.
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No. 667231 ID: 330ce5

The wimp needs our help, select Shy.
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No. 667238 ID: 40596e
File 144139822580.png - (195.68KB , 1000x600 , 090.png )
667238

>>667230

Unfortunately, that isn't even a tab but a glitch in the system. We will get it restored to normal soon enough. Until then, have a nerd!

Shy enters the EAST hallway. He is armed with his handy dandy Flashlight. When using the Flashlight Shy can only see things within close proximity to him, OR that which is uncovered with the Flashlight's light. If Shy's brother is behind all this, it may be a good idea to go looking for him.
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No. 667248 ID: ad936f

Where is your trusty dildo? HOLY SHIT IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK RUN FIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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No. 667255 ID: 9297f4

Why didn't we input STAR? Oh well, go exploring nerd.
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No. 667274 ID: 40596e
File 144140905488.png - (93.34KB , 800x600 , 091.png )
667274

>>667248

Shy has the dildo in his po- WHAT!? HOLY SHIT A MONSTER!? WHERE!? NEVER MIND FORGET WHERE I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE! It's not like ONE person would ever like to Shy! RUN CRYBABY RUN.
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No. 667275 ID: 40596e
File 144140944766.png - (121.11KB , 800x600 , 092.png )
667275

"OOF!"
"OOF!"

Shy and Bro accidentally run into each other!

"There you are! What's the big idea!? I just scared you a little, no need to shut the damn power off on me!"

"Y-You're the one who shut the power off on me! You know I talk with friends online... Why are you always so mean!"

"Wait you mean you didn't shut off the power? Well then who the hell did it!?"

"M-Maybe it was the monster..."

"Monster? There is no such thing as monsters. You're imagining things again. REKT. Anyways cmon, it was probably some rat or something. Or maybe it was Foxy the Furry trying to sneak up on you and eat your heart!"

It appears Bro really didn't turn off the power like Shy had thought...
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No. 667276 ID: c0fe75

Watch out for the big black orb in front of you! Attack it with your big black dildo!
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No. 667277 ID: c0fe75

>>667276
Oh, it's your brother. Apply the dildo to his face anyway.
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No. 667280 ID: ad936f

HOLY SHIT! Your brother is a huge dork! How do you let yourself get pushed around by this nerd? Give your brother a hesitant dildo drubbing.
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No. 667283 ID: 91700a

I am okay with the idea of you dildoing your brother.
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No. 667284 ID: fbc59e

Okay, you two get back to back and move like that. That way you can see the stranger coming. Meanwhile, head on down to the powerbox and get the lights back on! Whoever turned them off is probably depending on your nightvision sucking, but you can use your memory to recall where things are, since this is your home turf!
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No. 667342 ID: 40596e
File 144143742253.png - (99.59KB , 800x600 , 093.png )
667342

>>667277
>>667280
>>667283

Shy cautiously applies the Dildo to Bro's face.
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No. 667344 ID: 40596e
File 144143757334.png - (118.77KB , 800x600 , 094.png )
667344

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU GAY, FURRY, WEEB FUCK!?!?!?!?"

Bro pushes Shy away! Causing Shy to drop both the dildo and the flashlight!

"AAH!"
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No. 667374 ID: ad936f

"You're the on who bought it, I was just giving it back!" Catch the flashlight. Deliberately shine it in your bro's eyes occasionally, but make it look like an accident.
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No. 667394 ID: 330ce5

Shy there is a monster in this house, dildo shenanigans can wait. Pick up your stuff and get the power back on or else all the stuff in your fridge is going to go bad.
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No. 667411 ID: 40596e
File 144147677323.png - (307.74KB , 900x700 , 095.png )
667411

>>667374

Unfortunately, Shy isn't that cool. So the flashlight lands right in front of him shining on him.

For the next five pictures you are allowed to suggest actions for both Bro and Shy.
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No. 667412 ID: 5641ec

>>667411
bro: grab your kid brother and bug the fuck out
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No. 667425 ID: ad936f

Shy: Roll to seduce the monster, maybe get killed.

Bro: Run away like the bitch that you are.
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No. 667447 ID: bc7248

Shy: Let your big brother instinct take over for once, and reflexively stab the monster with the dildo.
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No. 667469 ID: fbc59e

Bro:RUN YE FOOL! If you get concerned point to behind Shy before running.
Shy:Fight back! You've got a flashlight-bop him in the head with it!
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No. 667482 ID: 40596e
File 144148837104.gif - (129.64KB , 800x600 , 096.gif )
667482

[ANIMATED]

>>667412

ON IT!

>>667447

Being the bigger brother he is, Shy starts flailing the dildo around like a pansy.

>>667469

Bro isn't running without his Big-Bro! And Shy can't combat with the flashlight because he is already in combat with the Dildo!
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No. 667485 ID: 91700a

>>667482

Just get Shy out of there, yikes! You're not going to defeat that thing. Both of you just run!
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No. 667490 ID: 40596e
File 144148949218.png - (103.96KB , 800x600 , 097.png )
667490

>>667485

The monster nearly takes Shy's arm, but Bro pulls Shy away.

"ACK. DUDE YOU'RE WAY TOO HEAVY. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EATING!?"

"Hey! That's a little mean to say..."

Bro begins to drag Shy by his jacket hoodie. It appears the monster is angry by it's pray fleeing.
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No. 667508 ID: c0fe75

>>667490
On your feet, Shy. It's time to run and hide. And then maybe run some more.
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No. 667523 ID: ad936f

You both should urinate to reduce weight. Shine the flashlight to blind it and run away. Try to each grab something vaguely weapony. Get around a corner and prepare an ambush using the tower of brotherly love (shy standing on top of Bro's shoulders).
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No. 667541 ID: 3663d3

get up and run. shine light in it's eyes. throw dildo.
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No. 667655 ID: 40596e
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667655

>>667541

Bro won't stop to let Shy up, neither will the Monster for that matter.

>>667508

ON IT!

"How close is it!?"

"I can see all of it's teeth that's how close!"

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK DAMN FUCK SHIT FUCKER DAMN FUCK NIGGA SHIT FUCK DAMN."
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No. 667666 ID: 40596e
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667666

>>667655

Bro finds a closet and runs inside.

"Block the door BLOCK THE DOOR!"

Shy blocks the door with his body. There is a loud thud followed by some low growling. You have lost control of Bro!

"What is that thing!? Are we going to die!? We're going to die huh? I'm not going to ever see Mom or Dad or the dogs or Yacob or anyone ever again am I!? This is where I die. I die in a cleaning closet. What happens when we die? Do we go somewhere else? Do we just stop existing? Oh god Oh god Oh god."

Shy's Lil Bro is freaking out. Shy is also kind of freaking out on the inside. He tries to keep it in so that he doesn't end up crying in front of Bro.
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No. 667735 ID: ad936f

STOP HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THIS IS NOT THE TIME! Okay, we need to use the resources in this closet to defeat or evade the monster. What's that red circley thing on the floor? What does the ceiling look like? What do you both have on you? We shouldn't try anything until we know all our options.
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No. 667741 ID: c0fe75

>>667666

Lift up the red circular rug on floor, revealing the inexplicably-placed trapdoor leading to the extremely-improbable-yet-highly-convenient network of tunnels beneath the house.

Also, take the broom and bucket with you as makeshift weaponry and armor.
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No. 667795 ID: 2eeb65

Stand on the red circle together.
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No. 667829 ID: 40596e
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667829

>>667741

Bro dawns the Broom and Bucket to become SWEEPSMASTER.

"Open the door. I'm ready for combat."

Shy sighs. Although, he doesnt hear the monster anywhere... maybe it left?

"Huh. Weird. I figured page 100 would have something special. Guess not huh?"
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No. 667830 ID: ad936f

Tell your brother to stop being meta. And CHECK UNDER THE RED THINGY FOR FUCKS SAKE! Ride into battle upon your brother's steed's shoulders.
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No. 667834 ID: c0fe75

>>667829
Douchebag Bro's name is now officially Sweepmaster. Forever.

To complete the ensemble, though, he needs to don that red rug as a cape.
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No. 668001 ID: 40596e
File 144160549130.png - (88.02KB , 800x600 , 101.png )
668001

>>667834
Bro decides to but is interrupted by Shy

"Yeah... It is a little weird isn't it? I mean. I won't complain though. It could be-"
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No. 668002 ID: 40596e
File 144160553051.png - (89.54KB , 800x600 , 102.png )
668002

The monster stabs Shy through the door.
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No. 668004 ID: 5a02f7

Shy - begin the process of dying.
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No. 668006 ID: 3663d3

fall over and use your one up.
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No. 668007 ID: 40596e
File 144160733359.jpg - (140.92KB , 800x600 , 103.jpg )
668007

>>668004
[ANIMATED VIDEO]

Shy and Lonely - Begin the Process of Dying

https://youtu.be/xhY6F__ZNNQ
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No. 668014 ID: d61bd8

>>668007
Damn, I had hoped we'd at least avoid dieing on this asshole's terms.
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No. 668020 ID: 5a02f7

Character selection screen - appear!
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No. 668036 ID: ad936f

FUCK, I thought we had saved lonely, stupid railroading premonitions. As for characters I vote we go to Jester, fuck the character select screen.
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No. 668042 ID: c0fe75

>>668007

Cue Shy and Lonely zombification.
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No. 668045 ID: 40596e
File 144164486601.png - (74.88KB , 800x600 , 104.png )
668045

>>668014

The power of suggestions beats all! I promise! Totally wasn't a forced Death! Anyways, Bro is completely torn apart.

"B-Bro? Shy? Dako? Y-Your not dead right? Brother?"
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No. 668046 ID: 40596e
File 144164500397.png - (141.87KB , 800x600 , 105.png )
668046

>>668020

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FU- Hey... HEY... YOU DID IT. Spice Wish, Light Wonder, GFD, you all finally worked together and fixed the character select screen! The fourth button is finally working! 105 FUCKING drawings and you assholes finally did it! Now go shit your unicorn dust somewhere else. We have characters to select.
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No. 668048 ID: c0fe75

>>668046

Select character slot 4 who is almost surely the arch villain
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No. 668049 ID: dbb0f9

input S-T-A-R.
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No. 668051 ID: 3663d3

number 4, our last vict- i mean character.
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No. 668070 ID: 40596e
File 144165148220.png - (103.84KB , 800x600 , 106.png )
668070

>>668049

Oh nothing ever gets past you guys huh? You input S-T-A-R to unlock Cosmos as a hidden character. Suddenly, ever-body has hope that Jester will be the final unlockable character! Psht. Yeah. Keep dreaming you guys.
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No. 668071 ID: 40596e
File 144165153460.png - (123.64KB , 800x600 , 107.png )
668071

>>668048
>>668051

You select character Number 4.

Finally... They are finally dead...
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No. 668075 ID: 40596e
File 144165178727.png - (85.60KB , 800x600 , 108.png )
668075

Yay~!! Now it's finally my turn! ^w^

You have revealed Character 4! 108 pages and she finally makes her appearance! How shall we celebrate this tremendous achievement?
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No. 668076 ID: 91700a

Who are you? Why did you want them to die?

Who are you?
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No. 668077 ID: c0fe75

>>668075

>two characters just died
>my turn

Time for suicide, I guess?
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No. 668079 ID: ad936f

masturbation no wait you aren't misery. Light yourself on fire for being a witch? Divulge the secret of our two friends' inevitable return? Reveal the secret third tab where we will be able to play as jester, stepdad, weird spikemonster, and [???]?
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No. 668081 ID: bc7248

Don your high explosive belt and go say hi to Lonely's stepdad.

If you don't have one or live to far away from him, the next best way to die is autoer-- *is shot*
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No. 668086 ID: 9297f4

So who the fuck are you?
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No. 668104 ID: 40596e
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668104

>>668086
>>668076

Oh wow! Character Four feels honored! She thought that you get to name her a stupid name then she would be forced to go along with it, but it appears you are asking for her name!

Your name is Brittany Lilith Baal, but you prefer to go by the name of Shiney online. You are daughter of the great demon King Baal, the General of the Infernal Army. That being said, you are also a demoness. Well. A DEMI-Demoness. Your mother was actually human, which is the central focal point for why your brothers and sister like to pick on you. You don't mind though, you have hidden untapped potential inside of you, and you will gladly share it with them one day. You type and speak in a quaint, quiet and tiny shade of purple, very reminiscent of yourself ^w^

>>668077

Oh nononono no! That is not what you meant! Plus you can't die, you are a White Hero. They don't die silly!

>>668081

Don't worry about that! He will get what's coming to him eventually. But for now, you need to get ready! The big event is coming up soon! Now that both Shy and Lonely have died, you must meet with Misery at Shy's house with Lonely's body. That is the EXACT way it must work out! Maybe you should tell Misery to bring Lonely's body in case he doesn't know what to do...

>>668079

A witch!? Where!? You have always been fascinated with the human idea of "magic". Magic is real! But not the way humans think of it. Still, you wish you were a witch! Lonely and Shy will be fine, if everything goes according to plan! Silly tabs 3 and 4 don't come until later! Hm... Shiney thinks she has time in case you all want to examine some of her stuff. But don't take too long! She's really excited to get this thing started!
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No. 668106 ID: c0fe75

>>668104

Get MAGIC BASEBALL in lower right.
Get PURPLE GLOWSTICKS JUMPROPE so you're ready for any impromptu raves you might come across.
Hug LIFE-SIZE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN FIGURINE.

So how the HELL are ya? (get it, 'cause you're a demon, ha ha... ha... heh. hoo boy.)
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No. 668107 ID: 2eeb65

>Plus you can't die, you are a White Hero. They don't die silly!
DAS RAYCEST
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No. 668128 ID: b87421

>>668104
Change view SOUTH
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No. 668133 ID: b6178d

>>668104

Check for clowns to the left of you, or jokers to the right.

Actually, thinking about it, if you're a demimoness, do you know anything about Emojimps?
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No. 668141 ID: 40596e
File 144166733865.png - (130.72KB , 800x600 , 110.png )
668141

>>668106

This is no baseball. It's your Orb of Fortune... Your mother gave you this mysterious artifact claiming it belonged to an odd demon with an F for a head. Before you wouldn't know what that is, but not it must be the same type of demon that Misery has in his room with him, the same types of demons that are depending on you, Misery, Shy, and Lonely to become the Heroes of Black and White! The Orb tells specific dates in the future, like this one today. Also by saying special five letter code-words it shows you even more items and future events to find! A treasure hunter's best friend.

>>668107
Racist? Oh! That's the human term for prejudice against minorities isn't it? No no, see the term White Hero refers to those who are Heroes under the title of Life or Light. Black Heroes get the terminology of Death and Darkness, however, you can only be a Black Hero if you are revived in the World of the Dead. You studied up a lot on this when that demon-like creature visited you in your dreams!
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No. 668142 ID: ad936f

>She thought that you get to name her a stupid name then she would be forced to go along with it
We can still do that! Your name is already pretty convoluted though... Your new nickname shall be princess sparklytoothpaste!

Is there an ancient and terrible ritual that can conveniently be used to summon you? Does it involve a sacrifice of emojimps? Can you hack Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR.? Is your father the demon king or a demon king? Basically how high up is he on the unholy food chain?
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No. 668144 ID: 5a02f7

What demon came to you in your dreams? Was it your kind of demon or a dexus kind of demon?
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No. 668175 ID: 40596e
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668175

>>668106

These are glowsticks silly! These are your highly dangerous magic wands. You have learned a number of Demonic Spells from your father and mother. Most of which being elemental. You have full mastery of Fire, Ice, Wind, and Lightening magic, it comes in handy when you want to do stuff!

>>668144

Is that what they are called? Dexus? You know for sure it was one of them because he had a huge D on his face! He was telling you all the stories that helped you determine what to do on this day! It was really fun and exciting!

>>668133

Emojimps are those things attacking Misery... Nope. Have never even seen one till today. Your bet is that that weird white and black guy made them just to hurt Misery. That's a real mean thing to do!
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No. 668177 ID: 91700a

Do you know if Misery is dead too? How did you become friends with Shy and Lonely to begin with? HOW DID YOU LEARN MAGIC? CAN YOU TEACH ME?!

Sorry, I don't know what came over me. How about you switch POV to see the rest of your room? Maybe to where your computer is first.
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No. 668203 ID: 3663d3

well, you should probably message him and get some kind of less shitty sword to him or something so he can fight off crazy murder parents/monsters.
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No. 668221 ID: b87421

>>668175
Elemental magic? That's amazing!
Maybe you can switch the POV to see the rest of your room?
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No. 668271 ID: 40596e
File 144170006523.png - (195.62KB , 800x600 , 112.png )
668271

>>668128
Shiney changes her point of view to SOUTH. She can now see her HOLOGRAPHIC COMPUTER.

>>668177
Your visions have all led up to a simple fact that Lonely and Shy will work to achieve a goal in the World of the Dead while Misery and yourself will work to achieve something in the World of the Living. You're not too sure what, but it should be a lot of fun!

Shiney only met Lonely and Shy through Misery. Misery met each of them first and brought them altogether over Skype, which Lonely modded to make each Skype cooler.

Shiney would be happy to teach you! It isn't hard! All you need is a set of Elemental Demon Artifacts, some Demon Blood, Pieces of the Elements, etc. etc.
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No. 668307 ID: 62a84f

So... time to message Misery and ask him to go [strike]loot[/strike] pick up the bodies? And be prepared to fight off whatever made them that way?
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No. 668309 ID: 91700a

Do you have a cat? Or cat-like animal? Can you pet them for me, thanks.

Also, will Lonely and Shy ever be alive again? I'm not sure if anyone will be on the computer but it doesn't hurt to check.
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No. 668345 ID: 4d8a68

Well I'd rather not make Baal wait, but who knows when we'll have the next occasion to talk to Mel? Don't you have some kind of smartphone to text him on the way there?

If not, talk to him first (but keep it short).
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No. 668349 ID: c0fe75

>>668337

Well, "respect thy mother and father" is one of the ten commandments, and you're a demon in hell... so I suppose the Hellish thing to do is to ignore any obligations you have to your father.

But then again, considering that he's a demon, he may want that degree of unholiness from you, so perhaps the best way to hellishly disobey him is to un-hellishly obey him by reporting to him immediately.

So yeah, I guess go see Baal, but you should be sickeningly sweet about it.
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No. 668364 ID: b87421

>>668271
Maybe we can check around the room a little more?

Should that not be an option you should go see Baal, Wouldn't want to keep him waiting, right?
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No. 668400 ID: ad936f

>>668349
Is there even a difference between love and hate anymore? I mean have you seen lonely and misery?
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No. 668414 ID: 3663d3

well, you feel like being a human, so *BLEEEEHH*
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No. 668486 ID: 40596e
File 144176770993.png - (107.65KB , 800x600 , 113.png )
668486

>>668309

Huh? Cat? You love cats but your Dad would never allow for one... Who is this little guy?

Oh you mean little ol me? Well Brit, they did ask you to pet me so will you fall through with that? Nyaaaaaan~?

Oh. It's him.

*sigh* What do you want Ray?

Oh cmon, don't you want to pet me? Touch me? Anything? It would only be for a few seconds.

ew! That's gross! You're my brother!

We aren't actually related though Nyaaaaaaaan. My mother was a demon, yours was human. Besides your a demoness. Incest is only a concept forbidden to human girls and boys. If anything it should be praised down here, since it's such a sin to humans.

It's creepy, sick, and weird. You're my brother and no matter what you do I won't do anything weird like that. I don't want to do anything weird like that to human boys either! There's a lot more to love and affection than.. er... than... um...

Brit, Brit, Brit... What kind of a demon are you? You can't say words like sex, or dick, or pussy, or fuck, or shit... Hell, you can't even say Hell! And that's where we live!

What do you want Ray? Today is a very busy day for me so I'd prefer these shenanigans to stop fairly early...

Nyaaaaaaaaaaan. Fine. Father has requested to see you. He seemed a bit miffed so you may want to bring your wands. You remember what happened last time he was ticked off right?

Poor Uncle Chernabog... All he wanted was to live alone on his little mountain. Why did he have to throw that big party on the night dad was crowned General...

>>668309

You think they will come back to life. The vision the Orb offered was one of the four of you standing side by side... and clearly you aren't dead! Should you go talk with Misery first or immediately go talk with Baal? Or maybe another option is feasible.

I never noticed that not only was there about 4 fuck-ups in the typing from me rushing to get to class, but I had also forgotten to attach an image. Here is the page in the correct formatting. Sorry about that.
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No. 668490 ID: 40596e
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668490

>>668364

Shiney supposes it wouldn't hurt to at LEAST show off her different viewpoints. She switches to the EAST point of view.
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No. 668493 ID: 40596e
File 144176808169.png - (197.88KB , 1000x600 , 115.png )
668493

...then shows off her WEST point of view as well!

Wooow~ I wonder what Baal will do to you for messing around instead of answering his summons. Maybe he'll let ME punish you. NyaNyaaaaa~~

Why would you want to hurt me? I thought you liked me?

Oh poor poor innocent Brit. You really ARE clueless aren't you?
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No. 668494 ID: 5a02f7

Okay, we probably should get going, if only to get away from the annoying cat-thing.

Time to go talk to daddy~
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No. 668496 ID: c0fe75

>>668493
Set catbrother on fire and then go see Baal.
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No. 668510 ID: b87421

>>668493
Go towards Baal, We already wasted too much time.
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No. 668580 ID: 40596e
File 144178325681.png - (139.29KB , 800x600 , 116.png )
668580

>>668494
>>668496
>>668510

Unfortunately, Shiney's father would get very upset if she were to set her brother on fire. Instead, she conjures up a teleportation spell.
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No. 668581 ID: 40596e
File 144178335842.png - (136.94KB , 800x600 , 117.png )
668581

Ah. The mouse has finally arrived. Tell me child...
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No. 668582 ID: 40596e
File 144178357757.png - (129.93KB , 800x800 , 118.png )
668582

...why have you come so late? I have been waiting for quite some time.

Man... Your dad does NOT seem to be very happy today. It looks like his advisers are here as well...

You may now control Shiney's dialog and help direct it.
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No. 668588 ID: 91700a

Uhh, human issues, I wouldn't worry about it. What did you need me for, dad?
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No. 668592 ID: 3663d3

you know how it is, you get all ready to do something then you get interrupted at the last second.
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No. 668593 ID: a21b85

"I apologise. Things have been accelerating, making managing my time more difficult."

How much does Baal know about your upcoming adventure, and does he approve of it?
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No. 668608 ID: ad936f

Your brother alerted you to this summons only a few moments ago.
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No. 668620 ID: 2eeb65

I have been busy trying to set my brother on fire
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No. 668637 ID: 40596e
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668637

>>668593
>>668588
>>668592


Er... Sorry daddy. A lot of human stuff has been going on in my mind lately, and it's making it difficult to manage my time. That and stuff keeps coming up at last minute... Er... Don't worry about it okay dad? Why did you need me?

Bah. Human nonsense. Brittany it is time we had a talk. I am sick of all the nonsense in your life.

W-what are you talking about?

You are an 18 year old Demi-Demoness, which means you have already reached the human maturity level. And yet you still have not killed, pillaged, raped, you haven't even had your first kiss yet. This is concerning to me Brittany. And I believe the cause are those damned human kids you socialize with over the Internet.

That's not true! I'm a good demon! Er... I tried to set Ray on fire for bugging me!

Nyaaaaan~ She's lying.

Brittany. You are the oldest among my children. I am rising in the ranks, and soon I hope to rise from General to take the power of Satan himself and become King of the Underworld. Once I am King, it will be near my time to pass, and then I will have to pick a child to take my place. At this rate, I would be more comfortable giving my position to an adviser rather than you. If you cannot show me a truly cruel and evil act... then I'm afraid I will be banishing you from our kingdom.

B-But...

No exceptions. Commit an evil act. A big one too, not a whimsically stealing someone's marbles and passing that off as an act.


Shiney is at a lost for words!
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No. 668638 ID: 9c86f0

Time to pull the arsonist side of your persona and burn everything.
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No. 668642 ID: c0fe75

>>668637
Okay, now set catbrother on fire.
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No. 668643 ID: c0fe75

>>668642

And then set your dad on fire, too. Or maybe freeze him. Maybe one, and then the other!
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No. 668646 ID: 330ce5

Could always try taking over the world. But that seems a little cliché, how does creating a fallen angel rank on the bad-o-meter? Corrupting and enslaving one of the purest creatures know has to be pretty evil right?
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No. 668651 ID: 4d8a68

"I have already committed two human lives on my current scheme, it's far too late for me to allow anything interrupting it."
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No. 668658 ID: ad936f

Your dad is right, you aren't taking being evil seriously enough. Step one is to set your brother on fire, duh. Next you need to go over to misery and force him to join up with Jester. You can later betray Jester and take over the world.
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No. 668665 ID: 91700a

>>668637

Just remember you don't have to always follow in the footsteps of your parents. You can be someone else or more importantly, be someone who you want to be.
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No. 668666 ID: b87421

>>668637
Set Cat-brother on fire, Then manipulate the recent deaths of your friends as your own actions.
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No. 668668 ID: 5a02f7

You're perverting the natural order of life-and-death to resurrect two humans for your own ends. See? Plenty evil.
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No. 668690 ID: 2eeb65

Ask dad how many rapes and pillages you're expected to commit in an average month.
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No. 668837 ID: 40596e
File 144191020104.png - (107.99KB , 800x600 , 120.png )
668837

>>668642
>>668638

Don't even think about it Nyaaaa~ I'm a demon! Fire is like a nice bubble bath to me! Besides, Brit here wouldn't hurt-
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No. 668845 ID: 0dfef2

>>668839
Psst, it's "deed".
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No. 668850 ID: 40596e
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668850

Shiney freezes Ray.

Does that count?

As amusing as it was, no. You're lucky you are my daughter because harming a demon is considered a good deed more than anything.

>>668665
>>668690

I don't want to BE a bad guy dad. I don't even really want to be a demon! I love humans! They are interesting and very unique! I'd say they are better than us demons! What's expected of me anyways? I don't want to pillage or.. er... or... ra.... raaaa... Force myself upon someone.

Being a demon requires you to commit at least one horrible deed to stay in here. If you want to have a place among my family, then one evil act must be done. Only one Brittany. That is easier than you'd expect.

>>668845
Fixed. My apologies
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No. 668860 ID: 2eeb65

Can we, like, prank someone?

I'm trying to think of stuff that might be considered "bad" but Ms. Goodie-Two-Shoes here wouldn't object to.
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No. 668863 ID: 40596e
File 144191825084.png - (138.34KB , 800x600 , 122.png )
668863

>>668666
>>668593

Hm. Your daddy actually doesn't know anything about your quest... This could work out to your advantage.

Oh, but daddy! I did kill two people! They happened to be two of my online friends! I led them both to their death, honest!

Really? And do you have any evidence?

Weeeeell... no. But I was about to be on my way to fetch their bodies for you! You interrupted me before I could go silly!

I know when I am being lied to Brittany. I sense you tell the truth about them being dead, but their blood is not on your hands. Nice try.

>>668646

Okay, so maybe I didn't kill them... but I have a good reason to believe one of my friends will become an angel. If I could turn them into a fallen angel, would that be considered a dark act?
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No. 668866 ID: 40596e
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668866

Interesting... I have never had a Fallen Angel under my control... Good ol Satan has at least three. Hmph. Very well. If you can bring this angel down to our ranks I will permit you to stay in Hell as long as you please.

Okay daddy! You won't be disappointed I promise!

That being said, it is extremely difficult to create a Fallen Angel. First you must break them of their purity. Shatter their hope and crush their good will. Then, while the angel is weakened, you must bind them using spells. Once they are in your captivity, place this amulet around their neck. Finally, they must drink demon blood to become fallen.

Wow... that is kinda complicated... so it will obviously take me some time to be able to do this huh?

Clever girl. Fine. You will be given a two weeks time to turn this angel fallen.
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No. 668868 ID: ad936f

Misery is the one who's going to turn into an angel, right? This shouldn't be too hard to do, he doesn't have much good will in the first place, and this quest is pretty hopeless anyway. Stab your brother and collect some of his blood.
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No. 668890 ID: 3663d3

>purity
that means their virginity right?
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No. 668899 ID: 330ce5

Who is going to be the angel and what weaknesses can we use to wipe them of any purity?
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No. 668913 ID: 40596e
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668913

>>668868
>>668899

Shiney is not too sure who it would be... She thinks it is most likely Lonely or Shy, seeing that angels are born from suffering of man. That and Misery isn't dead yet silly! The problem is that Shiney isn't too sure who has suffered more, Lonely or Shy.

An angel's purity can be taken by ra-... raa... being forced with. Or it can be taken by having the Angel enact a crime such as murder or theft. There are other ways as well! Completely emotionally breaking an angel would probably also be a good way to loose their purity.

One last thing before you go...
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No. 668919 ID: 40596e
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668919

Angels are much more dangerous than you may know. I don't want you to get hurt, so you must take one of my advisers with you. The other stays. They are Eligos and Semia-

Sparkle. My name's Sparkle.

Right... 'Sparkle'

Fufufu. A pleasure to meet you... I am Eligos... your father's most trusted vassal.

Pft.

Shiney must choose between these two. This could harm the mission overall with one of Daddy's goons trying to get in the way... Choose wisely.
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No. 668923 ID: 91700a

>>668919

We need more information of these two advisers and what they're capable of, what they've done previously and how they became advisers in the first place.
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No. 668925 ID: 5a02f7

If information's not available to us, take Sparkle. He seems like he'd be on our case less that Eligos.

Although Eligos is known for attracting the favor of Lords, so he might actually be an okay choice. As for "Sparkle," well, I don't know of any demons by that name.
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No. 668926 ID: 330ce5

>>668923
Couldn't have said it better.
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No. 668938 ID: 40596e
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668938

>>668923

Eligos... He used to be a Duke and even tried to rise to General of the Armies... However your father came out on top. He is a man of ruthless bloodshed and war, always looking for opportunities to shed blood. He has the ability to foresee into the future, though only during a battle. He became Baal's adviser when he served Baal in a war between Hades' troops and Baal's. Baal not only gifted him with this title, but also gifted him with the ability to control fire, and the Steed of Abigor, a powerful undead horse.

Although he is your father's adviser, he always seems to be... plotting... planning... If chosen it would be wise to keep an eye on him!
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No. 668943 ID: 40596e
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668943

Semiazas, or as he wishes to be called now, Sparkle. Not much was known about this demon, until he suddenly was appointed as Duke by Satan himself. Sparkle used to work for Satan, and was a powerful student to the demon. However, not much else is known about him. Some say he is actually a beast in disguise who wields a powerful axe crafted by Satan himself. Others say he was an angel who fell to Hell by himself with a deep loathing for the human world and Heaven. All that is known for sure about this demon is that he personally requested Baal over Satan, and once appointed as a lackey in Baal's army, he slayed a great number of demons within the army to create a large mural of The Crest of Baal in their blood. He was then, appointed as an adviser. Once appointed adviser, your father gifted him with the power of ice.

You aren't too sure about this one either... He's awfully quiet, and seems to always have an attitude around everyone, even your father! If chosen it may be best to keep an eye on him as well.
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No. 668956 ID: dbb0f9

Lets go with Sparkle Eligos will probably draw too much attention in the human world.
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No. 668959 ID: 330ce5

Even though taking Eligos seems like a lot of fun it's probably best to take Sparkle.
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No. 668979 ID: 3663d3

Sparkle.

and let him in on part of the plan. you first need to help the humans so that the ascension can happen. and if you happen to be in a position that leads them to trust you, the rest will go easier.
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No. 668989 ID: 91700a

I know that Sparkle might be a trap later on but ehh...choose him.
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No. 668990 ID: 2996bb

>>668913
Sounds to me that you can rob an angel of their purity by corrupting them to evil... And for this, extremism and self-righteousness are the way to go. The Light Yagami proxess.

Take Lonely. Encourage her to deliver divine justice upon her stepfather. Then any company executive suspected of complicity. Then anyone trying to stop her (bonus points if this ends up including Shy or Mel). Then when she's uot more enemies than firepower, offer her some demon blood..

Oh you could just, you know, fully embrace your human side and accept banishment from hell.
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No. 668992 ID: 2996bb

Your quest could be compromised by a second brain that has already proved treacherous. Don't take Sparkle, at least not yet.

Ask Eligos whether he can do stealth and appear as an unassuming human bodyguard for at least a few hours. If yes, take him instead.
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No. 669010 ID: ad936f

Eligos would actively ruin everything for you, so you have to go with sparkle, but he isn't much better.
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No. 669034 ID: 8a4762

Chose to speak privately with your father first, Who he recommends? Wouldn't any of them try to betray you in order to have the chance to be his successors?
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No. 669043 ID: ad936f

>>668913
Honestly, of the available options rape seems the least morally reprehensible. At least with rape there's only one victim and you don't have to, like, fundamentally destroy who they are. Plus, surely they'd forgive you if they knew the fate of the world was on the line.
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No. 669135 ID: 40596e
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669135

>>668989
>>669010

I will be fine on my own... but I suppose I will have Sparkle accompany me.

Sparkle lets out a loud annoyed groan of disgust.

Very well then. You two are dismissed. Good luck.

Shiney doesn't know what to think of this guy... He seems to really just not care about anything! It's best to keep her guard up until she gets to know him better...
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No. 669137 ID: 40596e
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669137

>>668990

Shiney isn't too keen on the idea of doing that to Lonely... Neither is she keen on the idea of forcing herself onto Lonely... She goes back to her room with Sparkle and attempts to make conversation.

Hi Sparkle! My name is Brittany but you can call me Shiney! Thank you for being my bodyguard, but I don't really need one.

...

You could even leave if you wanted to! I'm about to go on a really big journey with my friends! I'm already certain one of them will help me make a Fallen Angel.

...

So... Your my daddy's adviser right? That must be fun!

...

Er... So I heard you were once with Satan's Allegiance! That must have been cool huh?

...

What's with this guy? He just won't say anything at all! Shiney isn't sure what to think... Oh well. Guess she could ignore him. After all, she has her own adventure to worry about. Shiney is open to suggestions on starting this journey.
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No. 669179 ID: 330ce5

Sparkle just meet you, he probably doesn't know what to think of you at this point. Best thing to do is let him get to know you. So keep asking friendly questions from time to time but try to stay away from anything too personal. Also don't worry if he doesn't answer, once he is ready to talk he will.
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No. 669180 ID: 3663d3

explain the plan. you have these dead guys, one of them will become the angel, not sure which, but you are sure one of them will. you want to be in a position that they trust you when they ascend so they are more willing to listen to your 'good' advice.
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No. 669187 ID: 40596e
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669187

>>669179

I understand I must be a little intimidating be the daughter of Baal and such... But I am a really great girl okay? I just want to be friends!

...

>>669180

So here's my plan! My friend Misery is currently fighting a bunch of little imp like emojis. We're gonna go help him out then we're all going to go to my friends Lonely and Shy, both of which are dead. We are going to revive one of them as an Angel, then we can make them fallen... later. There is actually a lot more we have to do befo-

I'm going to stop you there. Listen Princess Sparklytoothpaste. I'm in control here. Not you. Me. I'm not your friend and you aren't mine. Your plan is faulted in too many ways. 1. You can't simply MAKE an Angel. They are decided. 2. You don't have the guts to make your friend fallen, and I know you are just using that as a cover-up anyways. 3. I don't care for whatever stupid little adventure you want to go on. I was appointed your honorary babysitter and as much as it sickens me, I have to fall through with it. So, we are making a Fallen Angel within two weeks time. If your little cutesy adventure bullcrap takes longer than that, I am making the Angel and taking you back to Baal by force. Clear?

Shiney is getting just a little ticked off with Sparkle...
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No. 669188 ID: 5a02f7

Give him some lip back. Seems like he doesn't respect the nice-girl approach.
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No. 669197 ID: ad936f

You don't have to take this guy's crap, you're a big damn hero! You'll turn one of your friends into a fallen angel and save the world, in two week no less! You don't have time to waste bugging this guy, if all goes according to plan, and it will, you'll never even have to interact with him again after this "conversation". Say, "I'm fine with you staying mostly mute, but respond when I talk to you, and don't get in my way."
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No. 669199 ID: 330ce5

Ha, we got him to talk at least. We could still use him and he sounds like he knows a thing or two so let's listen to whatever he has in mind. But make it clear we have goals we want met and all this would go smoother if we try working together a bit.
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No. 669216 ID: 40596e
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669216

>>669188
>>669199

Alright then smart guy, what do you have in mind?

We go find an angel, you sit down and have your own little tea party, while I make the fucker fallen.

Okay well there are a few problems with THAT too. 1. I need to help my friends regardless of what you say. 2. I know one of them will be an angel due to my Orb of Fortune. 3. You would probably mess everything up anyways so you should just leave it to me. I don't mind if you keep quiet the whole time you know~ Just as long as you speak when you are spoken to ^.^

Okay look. Instead of arguing with you, cause this is really annoying, I'll make a deal with you Princess. I don't care for your friends or their little playdate they are planning with you. You don't care for me. So, I'll go with you and be your babysitter FOR NOW. If your little adventure takes longer than two weeks and we still haven't caught a fallen angel, I drag your ass back to Baal. Deal?

Shiney is thinking pretty hard about this. She doesn't really NEED a bodyguard, but at the same time having an extra hand to help wouldn't be all that bad. Besides, it doesn't seem like she will get her way so maybe meeting him in the middle is for the best. Two weeks seems like such a short amount of time though...
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No. 669218 ID: ad936f

That's literally what dad said, it's already the deal no matter what you two say.
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No. 669222 ID: 330ce5

I'm going to get dizzy talking in circles like this all day. What we need is the understanding that Sparkle will cooperate and try to help further the mission. If he listen to us we can listen to him and we can all get want we want faster. So if there any terms he wants understood other those already set he can say them now or hold his tongue and get down to business.
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No. 669238 ID: 40596e
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669238

This is all stuff I already know Sparkle... What are your terms? What do you want or don't want from me?

Don't be annoying. Don't pester me to do shit. And don't get in my way. If I want something done, I do it.

If you don't bother me I won't bother you. Anything else?

I get to keep the angel. It's mine. Deal?

... Ugh... Fine. Deal.

No that THAT'S settled... Shiney thinks she can go to get Misery now.
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No. 669248 ID: 40596e
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669248

Meanwhile, Mel is completely wiped out!

"Oh dear oh my oh dear... Mel are you quite alright? You're sweating quite a bit..."

"Uggghhhh...."

Yo Meeeeelll~ <3 You alright kiddo?...
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No. 669250 ID: 40596e
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669250

You look just a weeee bit tired honey <3

Mel's vision is distorted and blurred! All those dead emojimps... so satisfying, yet so tiring!
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No. 669254 ID: 3663d3

"i killed the things, a deal is a deal"
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No. 669263 ID: ad936f

>I get to keep the angel
WHAT!? NO NO NONONO WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SIGN OVER YOUR FRIEND'S SOUL LIKE THAT, WHAT!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT!

>>669248
Mel, tear off your tank top, it will only cause you to overheat. Also it will distract jester and Cosmo ;). Throw your sword through his heart, If he turns out to be a vampire for some reason it will definitely kill him, otherwise it will still kill him. After that you can close the distance and take him down with your belligerent fists. His transgressions against both emoticons and fashion must not go unpunished!
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No. 669313 ID: 40596e
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669313

>>669263
>>669254

MEL RIPS OFF HIS TANK TOP, to reveal his second tank top.

"OKAY ALL YOUR DUMB IMPS ARE DEAD. GIVE ME MY PRIZE. LEAVE ME ALONE. AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."

"Er.. Mel calm down.. Why'd you take your shirt off..."

Woooow you did really great Mel! Now only ONE last challenge and you get three awesome prizes!
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No. 669315 ID: 40596e
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669315

Introducing... THE EMOGRE!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
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No. 669325 ID: 3663d3

"you said monster, not monsters, fighting the rest was just because i was angry, ether give me the prize or you will be known everywhere as a big stinky liar."
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No. 669328 ID: 330ce5

There has to be a better weapon in here, either find one or summon it. If Misery can't summon anything then Cosmos need to do something, anything, to help us win.
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No. 669375 ID: b6178d

>>669315

Man, fuck this guy and the awesome cosmic powers he rode in on. Looks like you'll need something with a little more swing and heft.

Grab your awesome axe (or your awesome sax) and proceed with facial ruination.

By the way, what's up with Jest-o? He seems a little more... derpy? Maybe all of that cosmic power, and none of whatever that thing he was looking for, is getting to him.
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No. 669381 ID: ad936f

Who the fuck wears two tank tops? That ogre doesn't look emo at all! If anything Jest-o is the emo one. Rip off its emojis and beat jest-o with them.
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No. 669391 ID: 40596e
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669391

>>669375

Unfortunately, Mel is too tired to go find an axe! And he would NEVER hurt his precious Saxophone!

>>669328

Cosmos comes up to the plate.

"Hmph! I have had quite enough of this Judge- er Jester! Mel, stand back, it's my turn. You promised to leave me alone, Mel alone, and another two prizes at that! I'll deal with this small fry so you can kindly leave this place..."
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No. 669393 ID: 40596e
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669393

Cosmos banishes the Emogre into the depths of space-time.

"Ha! So long sucker. How was THAT Mel?"
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No. 669396 ID: 40596e
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669396

"You mean you could have done that this WHOLE TIME!?"

Awww </3 I lost. Oh well. Well later guys I guess I gotta go now huh? :D Wait that's right your gifts. Okay well first, I give EVERYONE YOU SOCIALIZE WITH THE ABILITY TO SPEAK THE SAME WAY THEY TYPE! Yaaaaay. woooooo. ah yeah jester is so awesomeeee. Next, I won't take Cosmos Dexus power. YET. I kinda need that to rule the world ya know. ;D
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No. 669397 ID: ad936f

But us suggestors already talk the way we type... I believe you also promised us some info on your goals. Mel, now that that's done, can you exposit on what you meant when you said that you aren't human (you're an android aren't you)?
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No. 669405 ID: 93e208

>>669397
androids dont get tired and horny.
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No. 669410 ID: ad936f

>>669405
or do they?
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No. 669509 ID: 40596e
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669509

>>669397

Mel thinks Jester did that on purpose...

Oh alright I'll tell you a little bit. I want to reconstruct our universe. Not rule it or anything, just re-imagine it. It is said that there was once five artifacts left by the gods who created our universe, the Faeur. These artifacts once supplied with a great deal of power can be used to re-create this universe. I have yet to find them, however, I know exactly what power source I can use. The power of all Dexii combined SHOULD be enough to fuel these things~ <3
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No. 669510 ID: 40596e
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669510

Well that should be all. Tah-tah for now~ I hope to see you in the near future Mel~! You'll get what's coming for you soon enough Cosmos. But for now, I got a date with Death that simply cannot go unattended~

[Animated]

Jester teleports away...

That is so bizarre... as far as I know, I am the only Dexus who has the ability to bend space and 'teleport' in a sort of ways...

thats not even what im worried about. a date with death? lol i think hes going to kill himself maybe we dont have to do anything after all. hey this whole talking the way you type thing is kinda cool! i feel really relaxed.

Cosmos shrugs. It appears Mel and Cosmos are alone yet again.
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No. 669511 ID: a19cd5

>>669509
fair nuff, i can respect that motive. i mean, we're gonna try to stop you because we'd stop existing, but points for ambition.

now please dont come back until you have an outfit that doesnt look like a kindom hearts reject side-character, mate. really, burn those threads.
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No. 669529 ID: ad936f

>>669509
That'd be a great plan if he wasn't such a blithering idiot. Maybe we should steal his plan, but do it not stupidly. Is there a death dexus?
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No. 669537 ID: 7d277e

well thats over. time to go back to more important business. Go back to molesting cosmos.
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No. 669538 ID: 7d277e

well thats over. time to go back to more important business. Go back to molesting cosmos.
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No. 669554 ID: 330ce5

So Cosmos, now that we know Jester's plans what do you want to do about it? Also is it possible that Jester isn't working alone and that power was someone else's?
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No. 669568 ID: 40596e
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669568

>>669554
>>669529

Well that's what I'm afraid of... There is a Dexus named Death. He controls the world of the dead and helps to manage everyone who dies into their proper places. I have no idea if he would team up with Jester... I suppose that would be a good place to start, locating Death will be tricky though. It'd be easier if we were dead, but that obviously won't be happening any time soon.

>>669538

Mel ponders this thought for a moment. The moment doesn't last long.
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No. 669569 ID: 40596e
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669569

Mel drops his pants.

ALRIGHT COSMOS THAT'S IT. i have been asked to molest, rape, and scar you on a number of occasions. this is my quest. this is my story. meaning that i am the only one in charge of making these good people happy. now we can either do this the easy-rape way, or the hard-rape way!

Um... Misery?

That's fucking disgusting.

Oh dear...

Oh great. Now MORE people Mel doesn't know are here. One of them knows his Skype tag, but he's pretty sure hes never seen this girl in his life.
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No. 669572 ID: 330ce5

...when did Mel put on the other tank-top? No matter, looks like "seducing" Cosmos will possibly have to wait.
Confront new comers about their identities and reasons for appearing in your room.
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No. 669577 ID: 4d8a68

Note: the blond guy is talking about your fashion sense, not your upcoming molestation.
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No. 669583 ID: 5a02f7

Put on some goddamn pants.
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No. 669587 ID: 4d8a68

>>669583
And take these boxers off first. BURN THEM. Seriously, this thing is more offensive to the eye than anyone's bare crotch would be. Why do you even have these? Why do they even exist?
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No. 669589 ID: 3663d3

now it's an orgy
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No. 669642 ID: ad936f

Pants stay off. "Can't a guy sexually assault a pseudo-god in peace!?"
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No. 669649 ID: 40596e
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669649

>>669572
>>669577

Mel put on his second tank when Jester left. He thought he wouldn't need to get sexy any time soon. But he was wrong.

woah woah woah, not that i dont like having cute girls pop in my room for no reason, but who the hell are you guys. oh and my there is nothing wrong with wearing two tank-tops pinky. trying to judge my fashion sense...

I wasn't talking about your idiotic idea to put on two fucking tank-tops. I was talking about the gay as shit boxers you are wearing. They are even worst from the front.

these are the fucking best what are you talking about. these boxers are amazing. what is wrong with elephants? besides the ladies love to see my trunk if ya know what i mean.

Oh god.

Oh god. Misery... could you please put some pants on? This is awkward.

no. this is my room. you all invaded my room. in my room, i am the king. i decide when i want to have pants on and when i dont want to have pants on. and right now, im fucking deciding not to have fucking pants on. now who are you guys?

Oh! It's me~ Shiney! ^w^ I forgot this is our first time meeting in real life~!

whaaaaaaaaaaaat. no. thats not right. your lying.

Huh~!? How come~? V.V;

cause shiney told me that she is 18 years old. you sound like a fucking chipmunk. how the hell am i supposed to believe your not fucking forth grader?

Heeheehee~! ^w^ You're such a goofball Misery.

Wait. You mean to tell me you guys are both on Skype but never called or went on webcam with each-other? What the fuck? Isn't that the whole point to Skype?

Well I couldn't cause father forbid me to. That and my brothers and sisters would try coming in and messing with me if I did!

isnt mister one sleeve higher than the other here your brother? or is this your boyfriend?

She wishes.

Ew no! I told you Misery I don't want a boyfriend! Not anytime soon anyways... This is Sparkle. He's my bodyguard.

haha okay i believe it your shiney. hey man hows it going? what brings you in the neighborhood? dont mind all the green goo everywhere its from dead emojimps. actually not to be rude or anything but you have a little bit of bad timing cause im trying to seduce this dexus here with my mad skills. cosmos say hi man dont be rude.

Hi.

I told you Misery~! Today we start our adventure! I'm not too sure what the adventure is about but I do know that the last vision I was given for this date was us at Shy's house reviving both Shy and Lonely.

Wait. Revival as in they are dead correct?

Mmhm!

This is perfect! Mel we can use your friends to try communicating with Death! Then we can hopefully track down what Jester has been doing!

oh yeah huh. lol shiney you have pretty great timing. but do we have to go now? there is a lot i wanted to get caught up on.

We can do that on the way to Lonely's house to grab her body~ I mean it's not that I don't want to talk, but I think Lonely and Shy would really appreciate being brought back to life ^^;;

yeah i guess that's true. lemme just grab a few things and i will be ready.

It should be known that this may be the last time Mel will be in his room! If there is anything you would like to examine, do, or get before leaving now would be the time.
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No. 669651 ID: 3663d3

hmmm, unless there is a better sword around, only thing i can think of is take a small picture of Noumi forw hen you need a moral boost.
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No. 669663 ID: ad936f

Mel should be certain to take his three most PRIZED POSSESSIONS, and also probably a change of clothes, and a small metal mirror. Maybe also some snacks, I'm pretty sure he's the only one here who needs to eat.
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No. 669665 ID: 330ce5

Grab your best weapon, a backpack or some other storage unit, one personal item used for moral support, and your lotion.
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No. 669786 ID: 40596e
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669786

>>669665
>>669663
>>669651

Misery gets his backpack packed up. He includes lotion, his GRADE F Wooden Sword, a Noumi picture, Freddy, three pairs of clothing, A mirror, and an old photograph.

We are going to go get set up at Shy's place! Mister Dexus Man should be able to take you to Lonely's to pick up her body.

Of course I can~ I can bend space to do my bidding. That should be easy enough.

uhhh i thought we were all supposed to catch up on the way to lonelys?

At Shy's house~! ^w^ I promise.
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No. 669787 ID: 40596e
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669787

alright. ill see you there shiney.

Goodbye Misery~! Come as soon as you can okay~? Heeheehee!

Cosmos opens a rift in space time.

We should be able to get in through here~ Watch your step.
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No. 669788 ID: 40596e
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669788

Misery and Cosmos teleport to Lonely's house.

oh nooo. is this girl lonely? dude shes like really cute tho. i feel bad shes dead... i wonder what killed her.

You know Mel... It may be a good idea to grab some of her stuff for her. After all, she won't be able to.

true true.

Mel can now examine, get, or do anything involving Lonely's room.
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No. 669789 ID: 3663d3

take guns, are probably her weapon of choice. close the door and lock it from the inside.
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No. 669807 ID: 330ce5

First close and barricade the door with the piano. Then grab the guns, the bird mask, the art book, and the Reborn doll. Finally call into the air vent, mention that the girl is dead.
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No. 669860 ID: 40596e
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669860

>>669789

Mel goes to close the door but..

I'm still here.

woah holy shit that is creepy wtf even are you?

The name given to me by my former master was Val. Is that name suitable?

ohhh your lonely's weird AI thing that would sometimes chill in her computer. sup man im misery on her computer but you can call me mel i guess.

Ah yes. I remember a Misery being the focus of many of Lonely's conversations. Until she died. Are you here for a funeral?

naw man were going to go revive her. its going to be really cool actually. sucks she died though. how did she die?

The Purple Dad shot her. I was not in close enough proximity to stop it. Therefor I am a failure of a creation and wish to be erased. Shall you end my misery?

woah woah woah hang on little dude. don't get all suicidal on me. though i do like the little pun you did there for misery lol.

I have nothing under my belt aside from failure. I must be destroyed.

Val is being rather stubborn. While they are talking Cosmos takes Lonely's guns, a drawing book, and a few pairs of clothing, the plague doctor mask, and her Reborn poster putting all of it in a bag.
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No. 669868 ID: 3663d3

explain that destiny was at work here, she was fated to die and then be reborn, being reborn will make her better then ever. there was literally nothing they could have done. besides, it's not your call, if lonely wants to erase them after they are alive again, then fine.
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No. 669873 ID: 3e47aa

>>669860
"Let Lonely decide of it after she's rez'd. I'ts been prophesied that you'd come with us anyway."

"Anyway, you know her the most. Help up pick the equipment she'd like to take, as she's in no state to tell us."
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No. 669906 ID: ad936f

Naw dude, there's revenge. Plus once she gets revived you could start protecting her again. This was supposed to happen anyway, because of, like, fate or something.
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No. 669957 ID: 40596e
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669957

>>669873
>>669906
>>669868

A sinister, amazing, beautiful idea comes to Mel.

wellll i mean if you think you betrayed lonely and stuff why not wait till shes rez'd to see if she wants you or not?

She won't. I have failed her. My punishment must be death and no substitute will be better. Please help me die.

well well little man i think i just had a splendid idea. what if you be my little robot? you know. switch masters. cause you haven't failed me yet, so you can prove yourself and continue to live as the weird little plushtrap robot you are.

Do you really want me? I am a burden. Also I am a Springtrap Plush Toy. Not a Plushtrap Plush Toy.

of course i do buddy! you can redeem yourself this way. now how about we start by you getting me anything that is important to lonely and bringing it to me. what do ya say val buddy?

Affirmative. Changing Master I.D. New owner is now Misery. I will get straight to work.

hehehehehe....

Oh my this will not end well at all...
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now val tell me. is there anything particularly embarrassing that lonely would never ever ever want to talk about.

Yes. She keeps most secrets in me as I am not supposed to tell them to anyone else. However being my new master you have access to those files. Only if you wish to hear them.

oh i think cosmos and i would LOVE to hear them

Keep me out of this.

Cosmos opens another rift in space-time leading to Shy's house.
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Awww, the T.V is going out </3
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Will you be a doll and go get those two kids that are dead? I don't feel like dealing with four all by myself. I'm sure you can handle two if I can right?
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They won't know what hit them.

END OF CHAPTER
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I wonder what will happen when his mysterious red guy meets our mysterious red and blue guy? We'll probably just try to get him to join us as always. It might work too, if he's a serious guy and jester is jester.
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Will this new foe stop the revival of our fallen heroes?
Will Shiney go through with her plans to turn one of her friends fallen??
Will Misery keep his pants on?!?
Find out on the next episode of NORMAL QUEST!
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>>669973
probably
maybe
definitely not
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