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662096 No. 662096 ID: dd338c

Ah, right where I left it! It is nice how soft the dirt becomes in area where feet do not constantly tread upon it.
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No. 662097 ID: dd338c
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662097

I stuff that emblem under my shirt along with its partner, as I need not wear an emblem while in the outer forts, based on the other kobolds.

And speaking of the other kobolds! They certainly remind me of the kobolds back home when they're anywhere but at home, with their constant slinking about as though they're not supposed to be there.
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No. 662098 ID: dd338c
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662098

>"Psst. Hey. You." a kobold says from behind me, deeper in the alleyway. That was close, but I do not believe she saw me digging let alone picking up such a significant emblem!
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No. 662100 ID: ab7529

>>662098
Hey you, too.

Can I help you with something, miss?
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No. 662101 ID: d90668

Yes?
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No. 662104 ID: 9297f4

To whom is asking for me?
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No. 662106 ID: dd338c
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662106

"And a friendly hey back to you, miss! May I help you with something?"
>"Come closer."
"Don't mind if I do!"

I do, at the very least, pay mind to my surroundings just in case this is some sort of ambush, but kobolds under an iron rule are kobolds as brethren! That, and there is something I find appealing to her expression, and so I will chance such a back alley meeting for a closer look.

>"I heard you playing at Enlu's, and heard things, too. Take this." she says, handing me another emblem, clapping my hands around it before I can take a proper look. "Open it to reveal the compass needle. Don't wear it in public or let a lizard see it. We'll talk later, but it's not safe to speak right now."

I cannot sense magic from this compass, indicating it is either a physical one or one who's magic I cannot sense!

"Might I ask your name, despite that?"
>"I don't have one."
"Ah, that does make me have many questions!"
>"I know." she says, starting to leave.
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No. 662107 ID: dd338c
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662107

Many, many questions indeed!
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No. 662110 ID: e114bc

>>662107
Open it. Also, try opening your other emblem.
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No. 662112 ID: ab7529

>>662106
Is she a child, or just significantly shorter than you?

>>662110
Yeah, try this.

Maybe the emblem isn't so much a fated one, as a kobold liberation movement or something lifted the prophetic symbol for their own use?
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No. 662114 ID: d90668

Open them both up.

I think you can follow this compass for a bit. Just have to keep a eye out for Tulip along the way and keep it out of sight. Might find something interesting.
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No. 662115 ID: dd338c
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662115

>Is she a child, or just significantly shorter than you?
A combined factor of being somewhat shorter than me, and bending far more at her knees than I!

>Maybe the emblem isn't so much a fated one, as a kobold liberation movement or something lifted the prophetic symbol for their own use?
A prime suspect - however, considering how little that lady told me, the first individual who handed me such a thing told me nothing.

I open her gift to reveal a needle, sure enough, pointed in a direction.

My original emblem, however, seems to differ in that it does not have any crease or notch of which to pry open.
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No. 662118 ID: d90668

No magic from the original then?

Well keep them both and might come in handy later. Which way is it pointing? If its in the general direction you were planning on searching lets follow it.
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No. 662120 ID: e114bc

>>662115
Might as well follow her instructions. Don't head directly there though. Sortof triangulate where it is from a distance then take a good path there that won't get you in any trouble.
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No. 662121 ID: ab7529

Well, you have a mysterious lead to follow up on.

Question is, is there anything more pressing to do first?
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No. 662124 ID: 7e752d

Is the compass needle pointing in the direction you would normally expect a compass to point?
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No. 662125 ID: dd338c
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662125

>No magic from the original then?
From what I sense, no magic from either! But, no hidden contraption from the original, at least.

But, this needle is not pointing northerly, so either there are contraptions beyond my understanding, or magic beyond my senses!

While I am on a mission to search for Tulip, I am shooting blind on that front! Therefore, any direction is fine so long as I am not carried out of these outer walls.

I follow my way through town in a slightly off direction from the needle, keeping an eye out for Tulip. There are so many kobolds in the streets, though, that it would take a bit of luck to simply cross paths!

But lots of dice are thrown as I wander about. It is almost difficult to find a private place to check my compass needle with caution, and mixed with the fact that streets are seldom straight, and when they are, they aren't for long. I must weave between buildings, but given my upbringing in caverns, it hardly throws me off. Meanwhile, I hear much gossip from kobolds in the streets, talking of dragon hoard and riches. Apparently, some kobolds have saught to leave the outer walls and run to the dragon's place in an attempt to find it themselves! However, the palace has guards all over the place - and indeed, I see the occasional lizard guard roaming the streets - preventing the kobolds from leaving.

Soon, however every check yields a significantly different direction. It takes a few more tries before it points into a wall at the back of a building - and upon discreetly maneuvering around, I find that the front has a swinging door, like that of a tavern, but it is rather quiet inside.
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No. 662126 ID: e114bc

>>662125
Go peek inside.
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No. 662131 ID: 7e752d

That lady appears to be watching you, however, I would suspect that is because a) you are wearing finer clothing than almost everyone in the area, I assume, and b) you are very handsome.

I would suggest you hang around and see if anyone enters or leaves that building, but given those reasons I just mentioned, someone will notice. I don't think you should peek, either, since someone will notice. I would either take a chance on asking that girl what the building is, quietly, or just go ahead and enter as casually as you can.
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No. 662133 ID: d90668

You could stay out here and watch the doors for a bit but that would just get you noticed more.

I say just wander in and see whats in there. Looks like a saloon entrance.
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No. 662136 ID: dd338c
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662136

>Peek inside
In an attempt to be as subtle as possible, I will simply walk by and and look in as I stroll by, making a decision from there!

As I do so, I realize it is a business that does not have anything for advertisement! And upon my casual entry, it is also a business with patrons that stare at me as I create a looming shadow over the area. I have received many stares during my venture here, my brain suspects due to my clothes, and my ego my looks, but regardless, it seems that new faces here are no frequent thing!
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No. 662138 ID: ab7529

>people staring
Well, time to ham it up then. The overt can't be suspicious!

Big grin, sweeping flourish bow.
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No. 662140 ID: 7e752d

Well, the young lady heard you playing, that made her come to you and give you a direction, and now you're here in what looks like the kobold equivalent of either a tavern or a restaurant. So offer to play something! It doesn't look like there are any lizards about who'll think it their business to keep you miserable, this time. And if someone is looking forward to meeting you, they'll know who you are once you've got some music going. There aren't that many kobold bards around, after all.

Hmm. The lady also said she "heard things" in addition to you playing. What other things could she have heard, hanging around while you were entertaining at Enlu's, Story?
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No. 662142 ID: d90668

Kobold only bar would probably not be able to make a nice sign. Would be odd if they had one really.

Well see if there are any open seats and find out what they are serving. Do you have any money on you?

If need be you can wave the emblem around and see what happens.
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No. 662146 ID: e114bc

>>662136
Umm... are those all kobolds? Talk to whoever is in charge. Say that a kobold with no name directed you to this place.
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No. 662427 ID: 91ee5f

>>662136
This looks like a secret bar for kobolds. They're probably staring at you because they're afraid that a lizard is going to see you standing in the doorway like that! Quickly! Get inside and close the door!
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No. 662445 ID: dd338c
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662445

>The lady also said she "heard things" in addition to you playing. What other things could she have heard, hanging around while you were entertaining at Enlu's, Story?
No clue whatsoever! There were many things heard, and I do not know which bore significance.

>All kobolds check
They are, although the one behind the bar is quite large!

>Well see if there are any open seats and find out what they are serving. Do you have any money on you?
It seems like a quaint place with simple food and drink, but there are no open seats, at least, not without crowding another kobold! Nonetheless, I do have sufficient funds upon my person.

"Greetings! I am Story Seeker, at your service." I say, bowing as I enter. "I have been directed here by one without a name, and if I am welcome to, I would like to play a song at this locale!"
>"Er..."
>"No song."
>"No mood for song."
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No. 662447 ID: e114bc

>>662445
A song would attract attention from outside. I feel like we're going to have to show them the compass. She said not to wear it in *public* and not to show it to *lizards*. They're all kobolds here, and it's in private, so...
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No. 662454 ID: ab7529

>not a good mood for song
Hmmm. What about a story then? Eh, eh?

Cast detect gender. Just in case we get weird results and they're not actually kobolds.
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No. 662459 ID: dd338c
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662459

"Perhaps a story?"
>"No, no..." they mutter. It is certainly a lowly feeling bunch! To the best of my senses, magical and otherwise, they are all indeed kobolds.

I decide to pull out the compass.

"Does this mean anything to all of -"

A pair of kobolds lets out a sharp hiss as they all stumble back, as though an immense earthquake shook the earth from their feet!

>"Put that away, you tactless idiot!" the barkeep hushes a screaming whisper at me.
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No. 662461 ID: e114bc

>>662459
Well put it away I guess and see if you can find out what's going on, in a whispered conversation with the barkeep.
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No. 662464 ID: ab7529

Put it away.

Well, that got a reaction at least. I was getting worried!

*Cough*. Sorry about that, it didn't exactly come with a manual.

>tactless
Unflappable, gregarious, and forthright.
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No. 662482 ID: 3663d3

"well that's what happens when someone gives you something and doesn't say what it is"
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No. 662483 ID: d90668

Sorry it was wave it around or spend the next half hour beating around the bush.

So could someone tell me why people keep giving me these things?
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No. 662492 ID: bb78f2

>>662459
I'm only tactless if there was a method to learn that it would have been tactless beyond doing the tactless thing. This makes me tactful.
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No. 662501 ID: dd338c
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662501

"I apologize, but upon no one ever informing me of anything, I'm afraid that quick action is needed! Perhaps one of you could alert me to why people continue giving me these?"
>"Just..." the barkeep says, clearly aghast at my frontal actions. "Go where you need to go, get out of here!"

Hm, strange, that this compass points to the back of a place of which even the caretaker does not seem to be welcoming towards! The patrons themselves look as though they're looking to leave, if not for my presence at the door.
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No. 662503 ID: d90668

Well head on into the back room then.
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No. 662504 ID: e114bc

>>662501
Oh, so... it's sending you to the back room? Not just this place in general? Jeez, that was totally unnecessary then. Go on back there.
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No. 662506 ID: dd338c
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662506

The first door I see opens with no issue, and it leads into a hall! If I were to guess, I would say that these are residences.

Keeping an eye out, I discreetly look at the compass as I go through. Eventually, it points right into this door. In the forming tradition of not beating around the bush over this emblem no one tells me about, I attempt to open the door, but it is locked. This tradition, if I choose to let it escalate, would lead me to attempting to pick this rather mediocre looking lock.
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No. 662507 ID: e114bc

>>662506
Pick it. Everyone's treating you like some kind of criminal, so this must be a test.
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No. 662514 ID: 227a05

Make sure to knock first! It's only polite.
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No. 662515 ID: 91ee5f

>>662506
Oh, well, you tried! Locked doors and/or dead ends usually mean give up! You've got more important things to do anyways! Like: finding Tulip, not getting "reclaimed" again, and, most importantly, NOT WALK INTO A MYSTERIOUS BACK ROOM WHERE YOU COULD GET MUGGED AND/OR MURDERED AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW YOU WERE EVER THERE!
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No. 662516 ID: dd338c
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662516

I do knock first, but there is no answer.

With a natural knack for this sort of thing, of which I am unsure if it is because of my kobold blood or my kobold upbringing or a manner of both, I make short work of the door.

While my senses of walking into a strange backroom merely to get mugged are tingling, I still have the sense that kobolds here look out for themselves, and this is no strange back room! It is a merely a modest abode at the back of a business, with bones laying about that would look forboding if not just looking like the uncleaned remnants of meals long since digested. The whole room would be more of a mess, I believe, if there were more belongings and knickknacks to make a mess of - but as it is, the room is largely bare, and seems to be nothing more than a place to sleep at night.

And so I enter, as this emblem provides the most lead I have towards anything.

And speaking of sleeping, at the far end lies a sleeping gnoll. I would do my best to leave him be and have him not notice my intrusion, but, that is not to be, because with a sweep from one end of the room to the other, I can confirm the compass is pointing right at him!
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No. 662517 ID: ad936f

make sure it isn't something underneath or behind him, then wake him up.
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No. 662519 ID: e114bc

>>662516
Don't you have a bardic song that wakes people?
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No. 662523 ID: ad936f

>>662519
any song can wake people if you play it load enough.
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No. 662524 ID: dd338c
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662524

>Don't you have a bardic song that wakes people?
I do, but the concern is not so much my capabilities of waking him up as much as the consequences of doing so!

>Make sure it isn't something underneath or behind him
I note that holding the compass above and below him makes the needle silently tap the top or bottom of its container, and so it is nothing hidden in the bed, above, or behind him! However, I do slowly put my hands in under him, as it appears pointed at his torso, just in case he is simply sleeping upon the object in question. Considering my next task would be to wake him, there is little risk here!

He begins giggling as though ticklish.

>"Hahaha th'fuck are you doing, 'bold?"
"I am Story Seeker! I have been given an emblem that has pointed to your formidable fur mass!"
>"Ah, another one, huh? Anyone see you with that emblem, 'sides the one who gave it to ya?"
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No. 662525 ID: e114bc

>>662524
I think it is time to lie and say no.
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No. 662528 ID: efc34c

Say that since no-one would tell you what the emblem/compass meant, you felt forced to show it to the bartender and ask, and got told to "go where I need to go" and "get out". Also say that one of the other kobolds may have seen while you were doing that. It sounds better than what really happened and will still alert him adequately if he's hiding in fear of his life or something.

Story, forgive me being tactless, but while you were at Enlu's, did you provide... "bedroom services"? Because if so and the lady you met overheard that then there is some possibility this may be a brothel. Don't go blurting that out as a question, though. I'm really hoping we don't have to start telling you what specific stupid things to not do.
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No. 662532 ID: b20016

>>662524
Say no lizard did.
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No. 662536 ID: dd338c
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662536

>Story, forgive me being tactless, but while you were at Enlu's, did you provide... "bedroom services"? Because if so and the lady you met overheard that then there is some possibility this may be a brothel.
That would certainly be something! However, I would also have serious question why, then, I was led straight to a gnoll.

"No lizard did!"
>"I didn't specify, so you shouldn't either.
"Nope!"
>"Cool, good answer, I unconditionally believe you. I'm still gonna move to a new place after this meeting. Now, person who gave you this toy. They tell you anything?"
"Nope!"
>"Cool. And you're still alive. That's good. Real good of them. They should stop that shit. Say, you reckless?"
"Well, I have been kno -"
>"Of course you are, buddy. You unlocked my door, come on in, and started feeling around in my personal space bubble. You ain't the first kobold to come in, but you are the first to do that. Then again, hey, I dropped the chaos idol and slept on top of it, so that's new too.
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No. 662537 ID: dd338c
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662537

>"So since those dumbasses didn't explain shit and just get kobolds killed now and then, here's the deal. You're now invited to the chaos kobold sect."
"Is that like a kobold uprising?"
>"You got a good head on your shoulders, don'tcha? You're cool. Yeah. Lizards here worship order, so of course the uprising would be contrary. They pick up any kobolds they think'll fit in. Dunno what you did, don't care, if the needle pointed to me, that's a good step forward. Anyway, the compass points to their little hideaway now. You get in by kissing this chaos idol to prove your, uh, snrk loyalty or something to the door guard."
"Might I ask why the compass pointed to the idol, first? It seems to me as though this was a rather unnecessary side visit?"
>"Wha -- what, ain't got time to deal with gnolls or somethin'?"
"Ah, excuse me, excuse me! I am always eager to meet gnolls who don't wish to invert my skeletal structure upon first meeting, but this whole thing has seemed amazingly convoluted!"
>"Who said I don't wanna invert your skull?"
"Perhaps I sh-"
>"Hahaha I'm joking you little shit. Good save anyway. You're alright. Look. Buddy. That convoluted shit might be what the dumbasses thinks counts as chaos around here. Anyway, no, I'm significant. Used to be anyway. Think of me like, ah... chaos confidente. Got a nice ring to it, right? Just trust me on that one. The compass is powered by a local chaos artifact. Yeah, I said it. There's your reward for coming in uninvited and thinkin' more than you should. I'll help you more, but you gotta prove you know how to kiss the chaos idol."
"You know, I am not entirely certain the god of chaos would enjoy such a thing!"
>"What, are you a blessed chaos follower or somethin'? How th'fuck would you know what the chaos god would like? This is why I sometimes get kobolds to do it right away, so they don't go hesitatin' when the time comes. Trust me. He likes it. Or I dunno just pray to him or somethin' the idea here is that you show you're comfortable with a little bit of Spearstone blasphemy. Kissing's just faster is all."

Well, this got strange!
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No. 662542 ID: 92a560

I say call tom, we're gonna want some info on this chaos kobold things as well as the chaos artifact, if anything too bad will happen if we stole it with the order artifact
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No. 662556 ID: 227a05

I am getting a horrible impulse to just try and snatch the idol at whatever moment looks appropriate for snatching and then just immediately book it.

It is a terrible idea, and yet...
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No. 662557 ID: 583401

kiss gnoll, take artifact.
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No. 662560 ID: d90668

I like the idea of sneaking a kiss on the gnoll while he is up in our face.

Have him hold out the idol and then talk to it.

"Tom if you really want a kiss that badly you should have stopped by when we were playing board games with Minci. But if you show up in person now I guess we can get something going with this gnoll here. Is not the most romantic environment but I have seen worse."
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No. 662561 ID: 29e1c8

Give the cute gnoll a big kiss.
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No. 662607 ID: ab7529

>chaos idol
You should totally talk to it. Tom won't be able to resist fucking with this person's expectations by responding.

Also just chatting up a god is the funniest and most laid back way to pray to them, technically. (Not that story is a chaos worshiper, but he's definitely more aligned with chaos than order).

>What, are you a blessed chaos follower or somethin'?
No, but I used to hang out with one.
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No. 662610 ID: 91ee5f

>>662536
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That little artifact looks like Tom! XD

>>662537
He wants you to kiss the idol?!?! Well, since you've actually met Tom, why don't you ask him if he wants his face kissed or not?
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No. 662612 ID: bb78f2

>>662537
Read note, kiss Tom.
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No. 662641 ID: dd338c
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662641

>Kiss gnoll
There are better times for this, to be certain! Although his waking face is unexpectedly resembling that of bedroom eyes, and perhaps, for all I know, are bedroom eyes, simply kissing someone I just met without warning simply because of such a look is potentially rude at best!

For now, I speak to Tom while the gnoll still holds it up.

"Hello, Tom! Can you hear me through this?.... you know, if you wanted a kiss so much, then you could have joined Minci and myself in that board game!"
>"Haha, the fuck are you doing? Who talks to a god so casually? Ya make it sound like ya seen him before."
"Well, sir, I have! Although I am not a proper chaos follower, I have been around one before."
>"No shit? I dunno if I believe ya or not. Well then listen here. First off, you go blabbing that fact, people are gonna beg you to bring your chaos friend over. But till then, unblessed chaos kobolds been tryin' to get Tom in on here for decades, now, to personally oversee turning Spearstone upsidedown. Course, goes both ways - Lizard church's been trying to get their god to show up too. Both've failed. Know what that means? This place is godless. Yeah, I said it. You ain't praying to Tom to actually get him to come, you're praying to Tom to show somethin' to the flesh and blood here."

Hm, I was certain Tom would show! Perhaps he has his reasons.
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No. 662642 ID: dd338c
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662642

I take the idol as the gnoll effectively pushes it in my grasp! Although strange, I suppose Tom would take such a thing in stride, so I make a brief kiss to it.

Maybe it's my imagination, but I could swear that I feel it shaking just a bit. The gnoll lets out another... giggle, to describe it most accurately!

>"There ya go, that's all there is to it. Course, if ya get your hands on an idol of order, ya can spit on it or somethin' and really make some friends for life down under. But that's good 'nuff for me, so now I'm willin' to answer any more questions you got, to the best've my knowledge. Help ya out and all that. You just gotta tell me what ya need, an' I'll go an' do it."
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No. 662644 ID: 92a560

Being in proximity to an order artifact might nullify tom. Try talking to him once you get further from any order altars
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No. 662645 ID: 749923

Hmm. Is that idol for Tom, or the old chaos god? Both should work fine for whoever's god at the time, since we saw the old chaos god manifest through Muo's Tom necklace once, but still it's worth wondering. If this kobold chaos cult has been around for a long time, they might think the old one is still who they're trying to get. Do you have any idea of when the Chaos Gods' switch over was, Story? Ask how long this cult has been around.

My guess is that the artifacts here have nullifaction effects - Zirkala wants to use the order artifact to suck chaos out of the portal, after all. So they don't do anything except prevent anything of the opposite nature from working. So currently, neither chaos or order magic can be used in this region.
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No. 662647 ID: ab7529

>people are gonna beg you to bring your chaos friend over
I don't know if she would like to, if this place is really godless. But maybe I could recommend this place to her if people really are missing divinity here. Spreading chaos is technically her job. I think. Rules are kind of weird around chaos people.

Hmm. Could it be the artifacts are working against each other? Like, the chaos artifact is strong enough to keep the law god out, and the law artifact is strong enough to keep the chaos god out?

>ask me anything
Introductions. I don't think we know each others names, yet.

Who is the Lizard's god?

Where are these artifacts, anyways? The law one is locked up in the church, right?

Why are those guys out front so nervous? I'd expect a chaos follower to be more... well not so much reckless, but carefree. My friend always just went with the flow! (Literally sometimes, as a slime).

How does a gnoll end up championing a bunch of kobolds in a lizard city, anyways? That must be an interesting story.
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No. 662648 ID: d90668

Kissing the gnoll who's room you broke into and started feeling up is a perfectly sensible idea. I mean what is he supposed to think after something like that? At least give him some behind the ear scratches.

Anyways tell him your plan.

"I need to steal the order artifact the church has so my lich girlfriend can grind it up to stabilize a nearby chaos portal so she can link the neighboring caves and spread her influence."

I bet Tom can't show up unless his chaos followers can get more influence than the lizard church. Both the chaos and order god are watching you and hoping things go there way. I bet you the order god will be trying to influence Kex if the chance comes up.
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No. 662649 ID: ab7529

>>662648
I'd rather not mention the stealing plan, just in case he reacts badly to it. Wait till after Q&A, at least.

...maybe story could make a plan with the chaos people to steal the law artifact, and Kex could make a deal with the church to remove the chaos artifact. We exchange information, play both sides against the other, betray them both, make off with both artifacts.
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No. 662652 ID: aceb05

Of course he has bedroom eyes. It tends to happen when you get woken up by someone cute fondling you. The fact that he did not get angry or smack you shows he is interested.

Seduce the gnoll for info.
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No. 662663 ID: 0aaf6f

>>662652
Seduce Gnoll for fun.
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No. 662680 ID: dd338c
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662680

>Is that idol for Tom, or the old chaos god?
Judging by the more friendly outward appearance, I would say the current Tom!

"I don't suppose there's an idol or order around here at the moment, is there?"
>"Hm? Nope, I don't got one, sorry."
"Regardless, before I forget, I do not have your name!"
>"Sandfin. You can call me... whatever, you can call me anything."
"In the interest of identity, I shall call you Sandfin, then! And once again, I'm Story Seeker."
>"Yeah yea, nice to meet ya."
"Would it be too bold of me to ask if you would like me to scratch the back of your ears?"
>"Fuck no it wouldn't get back there and go nuts."
"Very well! Continuing on this Q&A session, then, who exactly is the lizard god?"
>"They call 'im Reilqin, pretty sure it's just a demigod, but like I said, this place is godless, so who's keeping score?"
"And where are these artifacts?"
>"Haha, why do you care? Order's up at the top floor of the tower. Shit, it ain't even hidden, it's basically just too well damn guarded around the clock by fanatics. As for the chaos artifact, well, that's a ssseeeecret!"
"And what happens if we stole the order artifact?"
>"Whoa whoa whoa, who's 'we'? Look, I'm just the, let's say, chaos confidente. Wouldn't be 'we', it's be you and whatever crazy ass suicidal bolds wanna join ya. To answer your question, though, we just don't know. Best guess is that the chaos artifact can operate at full power. I mean, shit, feels pretty constrained, just limited to pointing compasses and little stuff like that. Might go both ways, too, if the chaos artifact were outta town, then order would reign, and pretty sure most people don't want that brand of order. Unless ya don't count kobolds as people."
"I do believe them to be people, in fact!"
>"Hahaha, of course ya do."
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No. 662681 ID: dd338c
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"People or not, however, the individuals in front sure seem nervous! I would have expected chaos followers to be more, well... perhaps not reckless, but more carefree! Going with the flow! That kind of thing.
>"Hey, hey, we can't all be familiar with chaos blessed. Who'd ya meet, anyway? I may know 'em."
"Does 'Muo' ring a bell?"
>"Hahaha, her? Yeah, she's alright."
"Do you know her?"
>"Met 'er once. Showed me what the new kinds of chaos follower are like. Anyway, you're right. I didn't say the chaos 'bolds here were any good at it, if ya catch my drift."
"I don't suppose you know if they're trying to get the old chaos god!"
>"Ah!" He starts, like I pinched him.
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No. 662682 ID: dd338c
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>"Wait, right, of course you'd know that. Yeah, Tom took over, over time. Hard to say, wasn't an all at once thing. He just spread himself out over the land over time, and I met him, probly about 20 years ago now."
"Which does bring me to my next question, just who are you? A gnoll championing kobolds against lizardfolk is, well, a bit of an oddity!"
>"Ah, hey, don't get all deep on me. It ain't much. I don't go tellin' anyone this, but you're special. And cute. So I'll let ya know that I'm just a retired chaos blessed is all. But don't go thinking that means shit. Really, these days, I'm just a bigass, out of place gnoll tromping around a ghetto reliving some empty nostalgia without the responsibility."
"Is that so? I do find that interesting! Did you grow tired of spreading chaos?"
>"Nah, I still like it now and then. Problem is, just now and then. Being a chaos follower means you gotta do it all the fuckin' time like a responsibility."

>Seduce gnoll for reasons
Although I cannot claim to have done this entirely on purpose, by means of physical interaction and casual conversation, I think this has happened on its own!
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No. 662683 ID: 3e3c61

>>662682
Don't concern yourself with the fact that he's 10 times your size, continued seduction is key to success.
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No. 662684 ID: c7ab9c

Yeah, Chaos and having responsibilities doesn't sound like something that goes hand in hand. So when was the last time he pulled a little chaos, and what was it he did?
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No. 662685 ID: ab7529

>retired
I didn't know chaos people could do that!

>I didn't say the chaos 'bolds here were any good at it, if ya catch my drift.
Sounds like maybe we could help them out a bit. Teach them how they're actually supposed to be.

>Although I cannot claim to have done this entirely on purpose, by means of physical interaction and casual conversation, I think this has happened on its own!
You're a bard. It happens.

Not that you really had to try that hard. Sandfin is giving bedroom eyes in basically every panel.
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No. 662686 ID: d90668

Sounds like leaving the chaos artifact here would be a good thing for at least the short term. Tom is chaotic but good natured so upsetting the status quo and helping the kobolds would be something he would like.

Ask him what this order artifact looks like. Is it just some shiny rock or do they have a fancy statue up there. Heck maybe the priests sell replicas down in a gift shop on the ground floor. That would make things easier.

Then ask him what sort of adventures he had as a chaos blessed. And maybe tell him some of yours. He seems like a good guy to have as a friend so ask how you can keep in touch after he relocates.

Also ramp up seduction attempts.
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No. 662690 ID: bfb318

>>662683
10 times the size means 10 times the story. Ask him about what the order artifact looks like and continue your seduction.
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No. 662691 ID: e114bc

>>662682
I thought you weren't into dudes. You were very against boning Ralex.
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No. 662692 ID: d90668

>>662691

Ralex was not immediately into Story and was on fire all the time. So maybe not impossible to seduce but much harder.
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No. 662721 ID: dd338c
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>I thought you weren't into dudes. You were very against boning Ralex.
Although I am more partial to girls, I am not anti-guy!

I was against boning Ralex because for starters, he did not seem romantically inclined towards anyone let alone one such as myself, and for enders, he was a partial fire elemental that I was quite scared of at the time! I do not know if things would have worked out.

"I didn't know chaos followers could retire, actually!
>"Back in the old days I couldn't, nah, but really, no reason why we shouldn't be able to. Follower that doesn't wanna do shit ain't gonna justify the huge power boost, and it ain't like there's any dire secrets that gotta be kept silent to the whole business. Just means there's no goin' back, no such thing as unretirement far as I know."
"When was the last time you pulled off some chaos, and what was it?"
>"Besides helping out these jokers? Last act was a simple thing. Used to be a war faring tribe way out where who's ruler was the one who owned a scepter. All I did was make a buncha replicas and distribute 'em. Course, they woulda just killed each other if it were most other tribes, but these ones stuck to their beliefs, and that included not killin' one another. Ain't much, but I din't feel like doin' much either."
"Nonetheless, it sounds like you have many stories to tell!"
>"Hell yeah, why do y- ohhhh I getcha, you're a literally named fellow, aren't ya?"
"Correct! In my homeland, I used to be called 'yapper'! Well, not used to, I still am, there."
>"Ya know what's lame? All those kobolds were interested in my tales and shit, but they always make me feel like I betrayed them in advance by throwing away my blessing. Shit, I can't blame them, they'd kill their own sibling if it'd make them blessed, so to see me throw it away probly sounds bad."
"It does seem odd that chaos having responsibilities didn't quite go hand in hand, to me!"
>"Well it ain't like there were real responsibilities, all it was is that it was on a use it or lose it basis. Makes sense, since there's a whole lotta competition for the slot, may as well give it to the sleepless folk who'd do nothin' but. Anyway, I'm in a weird spot of respected for once being blessed, and resented for not making it out to be the single most important thing in life."
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No. 662723 ID: dd338c
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"Well I for one would love to hear your stories."
>"Do ya, now? They ain't short and I don't like people gettin' up in the middle."
"I have no such intention, Sandfin! However, I am on a time table, so I must seek you out once again when I do have all the time to listen for as long as you're willing to speak."
>"You leavin'?"
"Not quite yet! I have been on my feet for quite some time, and have become rather comfortable lying on your fur, for starters."
>"Yeah?" He says, catching me as he rolls around, proceeding to squeeze me into him!
"Very! Meanwhile, I don't suppose you know what the order artifact looks like, do you?"
>"Yeah it's a.... shit. Not a cube. Like, a cube, but with 8 sides instead of 6. Bout as big as your head. Looks like it's made of glass. Sits on a pedestal in the center of the tower. Real clean. Probably. Been awhile since I saw it, but the whole place, was, well, ya know, orderly. Like someone tried to see what it'd be like to have OCD about keepin' it clean and tidy."
"Well, I think I may want to help these chaos kobolds out a bit!"
>"Mm... yeah, guess so, if you wanna. Compass is pointing that way, when you wanna leave. No rush on my end, ya know."
"And as I say, you have made me quite comfortable! You said you were going to go to a new place, though?"
>"Yeahhhh, bout that... look, I don't like to be found more than once by the compass, normally, but for you, I'll make an exception. I'll make it so if you put any of my fur in one of the notches, it'll point right back to me so long as I'm anywhere near the chaos artifact. Even though that's not on a use or or lose it basis, I'm expectin' you to make a proper visit."
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No. 662730 ID: d90668

Tell him you will be busy for the next few days but if everything works out well you should have plenty of time to come back for a proper visit. Maybe spend the night before making the actual heist or something.

You would stay for the night and get to know him better right now but you would be shirking your responsibilities. Have two people counting on you and do not want to let them down.

Oh also mention that you might need to leave town quickly and he will know why if it happens. Will still try to visit but might be a bit of a wait. So tell him where you live and that he is free to stop by if he is in the neighborhood.
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No. 662736 ID: 597bd3

You could probably stay for a hour or two and still have time to look for Tulip and the chaos bolds. Otherwise could be awhile before you get to visit.
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No. 662737 ID: ab7529

>no such thing as unretirement far as I know.
I dunno, if it was really important to someone, seems to me someone could probably get back in if they showed the current initiates up enough. Tom would probably make a crazy game out of having to prove yourself, but that's just Tom being Tom.

...not that I'm saying he should. Nothing wrong with doing more than one thing in life.

>I'm expectin' you to make a proper visit.
You're expecting you to do so too, unless you're chased out of town prematurely. Which proooobably won't happen.
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No. 662822 ID: dd338c
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"I wish I could give you a proper time for when I may be able to visit, but between being busy over the next few days, as well as having a slight chance of being ran out of town, I cannot say!"
>"Oh? Why would you get ran out?"
"I hate to be cryptic with you after how cryptic the kobolds were with me, Sandfin, but I can say that if this happens, you will know why!"
>"Haha, alright."

We spend a bit longer together, making idle chat about the town and where I came from. Eventually I feel I must go through with my responsibilities, however, and bid him farewell!

>Kiss gnoll
Now is an appropriate time to do so!

"Till next time, Sandfin!"
>"Yeah yeah, get outta here."
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No. 662823 ID: dd338c
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Well that was unforeseen! I gather a clump of fur for later use, an easy task considering I expect I will be shedding gnoll fur for a few hours yet.

I leave and follow the compass to the next location. After entering a cellar and knocking on a door, I am greeting by an individual asking me to show me the password.
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No. 662825 ID: dd338c
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662825

With another Tomkiss, I am allowed in and am greeted by another individual called forth by the door guard.

>"Hello. Welcome to chaos den! You look very nice. Happy to have you. I am Howka. Very nice to see you!"
"Hello! I am Story Seeker. Would you mind showing me around this locale?"
>"Yes yes definitely! Sorry, you were not told much, probably. And sorry for bad common language of me. We are chaos kobolds. We will overthrow the many lizards and make them our slaves."
"Well, that is a straightforward idea! And how do you plan on going about it?"
>"Do not know. We plan and scheme, but I just answer door for new good looking people. Hope to find chaos blessed someday! Till then, party and live unlike ghetto under lizard thumb. You once under thumb, correct, by largest of lizards?"
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No. 662826 ID: e114bc

>>662825
Not exactly. Your arrangement with him is rather flexible.
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No. 662836 ID: d90668

I will agree that his thumbs are rather big. Why don't you tell me about your order and your grand crusade against the lizards.
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No. 662838 ID: 6086fb

"Since we are sharing secrets now, I will show you some of the same trust you have given me, and say: the largest lizard is not and has never truly put me under thumb! We both wished to travel here and decided that I would need to pretend to be his slave in order to do so. I would tell you not to tell anyone, but I don't think you would speak to anyone who would care!"
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No. 662840 ID: ab7529

>another Tomkiss
Tom's totally gonna razz you about this next time you see Muo.

>You once under thumb, correct, by largest of lizards?
It's a rather gentle thumb, with a lot of wiggle room, actually.

But I agree your situation here isn't as good. The lizard thumbs could use some lifting.

Have you considered being a little more... proactive in your chaos seeking? The gods help those who help themselves, after all. I've heard the chaos god even has a scoring system for his blessed followers!
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No. 662868 ID: ea0ad9

>You once under thumb, correct, by largest of lizards?
I would say it was more like a constant game of thumb wrestling, made somehow fair despite our different sizes!
Actually, now that I think of it, that was rather chaotic, itself. I have only ever seen him as frightening when his friends or bonds were threatened. Um, that kind of includes if he gets pestered by big crowds that prevent him from spending time with said friends!
>Hope to find chaos blessed someday!
I am sure you will, and hopefully it will not take too long.

>This place is godless.
...You know, it occurs to me, if you take both artifacts away, it will remain so. Everything about this quest is a mixture of both chaos and order. It's an orderly balance, but a chaotic pairing. Even you and Kexluk are Chaotic and Orderly, respectively! I'd try to figure out what Tom would think of it, but really trying to figure out chaos is just a good way to get a headache.
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No. 662878 ID: ea0ad9

>>662868
Come to think of it calling the situation with Kexluk chaotic might not work out. Might just make them want to see him even more.
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No. 662909 ID: ad936f

try and fail to not be infected with her accent
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No. 662914 ID: ad936f

"well, not exactly. But I am still sympathetic to your cause! I might be able to help you with any number of those things but before that I would like to understand more of what's going on in your operation already."
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No. 662941 ID: c7ab9c

Did she just say she only answers the door for new recruits she finds attractive, or am I misunderstanding her poor common?
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No. 663396 ID: 088824

Perhaps we should try not to make them too interested in Kexluk and just brush the question off.
>>662941
I'm presuming it was simply a compliment.
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No. 663482 ID: dd338c
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663482

>Did she just say she only answers the door for new recruits she finds attractive, or am I misunderstanding her poor common?
I believe merely a compliment!

"A large, but rather gentle thumb, I must say, moreso than perhaps his reputation says! However, I do agree that the lizard society's great thumb must be lifted from over the kobold society."
>"Oh... I am saying that is what is more important, yes."
"I'm sure you will find a chaos blessed someday, too, and hopefully without too long of delay!"
>"Yes, ah... we still try, but no delay is sometimes is hard to hope."
"Now, it isn't every day that I'm introduced to a new society by a lovely girl, so I must ask that you continue showing me around this operation."
>"Oh, yes, yes! Come with me!"
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No. 663483 ID: dd338c
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"Lizards keep many kobolds, yes, but lizards think lizards are the superior to all things, so most not-lizard and not-kobold people who stay in Spearstone, stay in chaos den. See! Two lamia are there, gambling at fun table. Also have drakes and the pair of gryphons and others."
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No. 663484 ID: dd338c
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>"Ah, I, Howka, forgot to warn! There are living undead here."
"Living undead?"
>"Ah, um... in basic, living undead sound... dumb and, uh, opposite."
"Perhaps you mean, sapient undead capable of communication?"
>"Yes! Thank you. Do not worry! They do not eat flesh of kobolds."
"I see! I hope it would not be rude if I ask why they are here?"
>"Rude? No, not rude. But undead! Who would take undead to live? Chaos den, that is who. Otherwise, roam the desert! Very lonely, very dangerous even when not needing the water."
"Interesting! Well, I do not mind such things, so worry not! But, aside from gambling and hanging out in a safe haven, what do all of you do to stop the lizard menace?"
>"Do? Ahm... we scheme and plot!"
"And what kinds of schemes and plots are performed?"
>"Assassinate warchief! Kill nobles, steal order artifact, destroy lizard homes, such things!"
"And you do this often?"
>"Yes! All the time we scheme and plot!"
"Ah, but I mean, the scheming and plotting is an important step to action, but who takes the action in enacting the plans and schemes?"
>"Hm? Howza - I do not understand, I say we scheme and plot all day! Very good pasttime."
"How many lizard homes have been set on fire in, lets say, the last year?"
>"Ah, planned on many!"
"But actual homes, not just drawings of homes on the maps?"
>"Oh, um... none!"
"And how many warchiefs killed?"
>"None!"
"Is it not important that someone brings the schemes and plots to reality?"
>"Ah, um, us kobolds... we like the schemes and plots all day. Um... do you not like this?"
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No. 663485 ID: 64050b

Perhaps it would be safe enough to say you were witness to a chaos blessed for a time? And then you could tell them that, from what you saw, what the Chaos God likes is actual action, not just planning. And what he likes even more than that is creativity! Arson and assassinations make far too direct and sense-making. There are a lot of things they could do that would be a lot less dangerous for all concerned, but still very pleasing to the divine power they hope to serve.
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No. 663486 ID: e114bc

>>663484
Liberation requires action!
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No. 663487 ID: ab7529

>>663484
Well, you suppose you would enjoy a good plot or scheme, but you rather enjoy doing things to!

For instance, if I had only planned to leave home, I would have never gotten here!

After all, there's more to life than sitting around and telling stories, fun as it is. Sometimes you need to go out and experience something worth telling a story about. You would know!

>Perhaps it would be safe enough to say you were witness to a chaos blessed for a time?
Let's not. I think they would instantly latch on the idea of Story going back to get said blessed for them.
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No. 663515 ID: 770318

Well, you are a bard. You could say that that's fine, and included in many a tale, it's just not what you expect from chaos followers, given the stories you've heard about them. Then you offer to tell them such stories. In song! Something that will both entertain them and hopefully teach a subtle lesson.

I mean, you have actually composed some of the stories you've been seeking, right? You've got to have a few of Muo's adventures put in presentable form by now, right? You spent whole time loops practicing bard stuff.

Ooh, that reminds me. Your slime form was originally the result of a chaos curse, wasn't it? And the new version was from Minci, who is the consort of the chaos god. So... that's chaos magic, right? If this order artifact dampens chaos in the area, can you still use it?
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No. 663536 ID: bb78f2

>>663484
Well, for one, I actually WANT the order artifact for myself. So I don't like. Now do you have a good plan to get it yourselves?

Once we get it out of town, Tom may come in and take it over. I'm guessing the chaos-order stalement is caused by the artifacts, making them inert.

Also, I must tell you to be careful if you actually do liberate yourselves. Try to stick to the least lethal actions as possible, surely Lizard children would perish if we lit a house on fire, and that's just clearly wrong. Not to mention if the children survive, they would then think slavery is justified but not enough, and may grow up to argue for kobold genocide. When liberating yourselves, you HAVE to think about self-image and morality, otherwise it will be even harder for you to liberate yourselves.
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No. 663641 ID: 93a6e5

Another thing to add to the list is stretchy magic both for us and for others to help us please smaller females and larger males. and smaller males I guess

Before we do anything lets go talk to the undead and flirt with the gryphons before helping the chaos followers help us get to the order relic.
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No. 663648 ID: ad936f

"Ah, now I see why you haven't been getting any help from the chaos god! Tom only helps those who help themselves. You'll have to get out there and actually cause some chaos to get anywhere." Steer the conversation towards the order artifact, gauge their willingness to help you steal it. Mention Mou as long you make them think that you aren't in contact with her.
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No. 663649 ID: d90668

Well those are all great plans but they might be a bit ambitious to start and a bit to direct. These plans sound like normal things you would do in a uprising. But to get the attention of the chaos god you have to be a bit more creative.

1. Ok so you have a plan to assassinate the warchief right? Well how about a plan to just embarrass them horribly in public? Say during a public event where all the other lizards are watching. If you ruin there reputation it would be worse than just having them killed. Plus easier to pull off. Something like making there mount throw them off right as they pass a manure cart.

2. Instead of trying to kill nobles directly you get them to do it for you. Steal a nobles prize possession and then leave it in the treasure room of another noble and make sure a bunch of servants get a look. Or say plant a bunch of stinkweed in a nobles garden and then leave a bag of stinkweed seeds in another nobles garden shed. Get them at each others throats and they will be assassinating each other.

3. Stealing the order artifact is actually a great idea. Just have to commission a glass worker to make a replica and then distract the guards and replace the real one with a fake. Then have someone cart the artifact out of town so it cant hold back the chaos here anymore.

4. Instead of setting fires to houses you should make them miserable in other ways. Sneak biting insects into the beds of violent slave owners. Start undermining the basement so there house sinks. Spread bird food on the roof so loud annoying birds keep them awake at all hours. Send out flyers advertising that they are moving and need to give away all there stuff.

Your ideas would have the lizards hunting you down and making life miserable for all the kobolds. But my ideas would have them fighting each other and cursing fate. Because all the stuff you would be doing is not easy to trace back to anyone.
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No. 663667 ID: 0099e1

>>663649

Yes get them started on a epic prank campaign. Will cause chaos and disrupt things without the danger and resulting backlash they would face if they actually tried being freedom fighters/terrorists.

Also going from planning to doing is a big step so have to take things slow.

Plus if they are off upsetting things it will be a great distraction for stealing the artifact.
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No. 663753 ID: dd338c
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>Your slime form was originally the result of a chaos curse, wasn't it?
Hm... testing it briefly, it does seem hard to do so! I believe I can, actually, but changing into a slime form and changing back again, I believe, would take several minutes of concentration as opposed to the usual moment. The act is, however, doable.

"Please do not misunderstand, planning and scheming is of great importance! But if the plans just remain as plans without action, then they are hardly more than idle daydreams. Secondly, if I might say as per my name sake, I have seen stories of true chaos followers!"
>"Oh? Oh? Gnoll always told us tales but they are old and outdated and we do not know what a new chaos follower is like! You are kobold therefore young therefore stories are recent, yes?"
"Although I might protest the idea of being young simply because I am a kobold, this is true, and the tales I have, I guarantee you, are highly relevant!"
>"Ahhh can we hear?"
"Absolutely! Gather everyone who would care listen to the tale of a chaos follower, and simply show me where a good room would be!"
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No. 663754 ID: dd338c
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And a good room it is! A stage and everything is shown to me, and I expect, perhaps, that sermons, speeches and perhaps plays are put on here regularly.

I begin telling the tale of Muo, using what I have learned of her through hearing her tales and simple scraps of knowledge I picked up by listening to Muo and Tom.

Of course, it's a challenge to spin it right on the spot in order to inspire would-be chaos followers. However, it is doable! I focus on the fact that Muo started out as a simple slime, of all things, who typically slept the day away and only went to the chaos follower not as a devout worshipper, but as a simple person with a simple task. Of course, the most important thing is that Muo was rewarded for helping herself, not expecting it to be done for her!

While I do believe that Tom only takes followers who have a knack for causing chaos but would not do so if left to their own devices, I decide to omit that fact from my present audience. Instead, I continue on saying that Tom far prefers less direct chaos! Simple attacks on the lizardmen are more in the domain of war, subterfuge and disobedience, something the kobolds would be hard pressed to employ without harsh fights from the lizards.

No, Tom prefers a layer of separation, an element of unknown and unpredictability towards the acts. I give examples of some of Muo's past acts to show that what she does forces the target to act in ways no one can know - instead of assasinating, say, a king, simply spread a rumor that the person is dead and make some head leaders ferociously believe it, even telling that very king he's dead! Instead of simply setting a fire with obvious signs of arson, show one million termites their house!
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No. 663755 ID: dd338c
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I close these tales with a lesson to be learned - if they want to become a chaos follower, they must do more than just plan, they must help themselves! I continue on, adding that since they themselves do not have chaos magic, that simple, mundane measures can be substituted.

I propose the ideas and alternatives - instead of assassinating a warchief, which will just bring another, just as awful chief into the forefront, simply humiliate and dishonor the current one such that he remains in power, but that power is weaker! Instead of killing the nobles, get them to do each other in, something so simple as stealing a treasure and planting it in another noble's bedroom. Instead of setting fire to a home, dig out the basement so that their house slowly sinks! Even a desert kobolds should be well versed in the ways of mining out a hole to do the trick without causing an outright cavein.

"I have plenty more ideas where those came from!" I say, closing my speech. "I plan to be around for awhile, and would be glad to share all of my ideas with the people here and even help enact them, from simply planting weeds in a lizard's garden to the very theft of the order artifact!" That gets some gasps from a few and starry eyes from others, but I believe that that last hint shall be sufficient to display interest in the order artifact, without revealing that it is my primary goal!
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No. 663758 ID: dd338c
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>"Story Seeker is a fantastic story teller!" Howka catches up to me as I excuse myself off the stage. "Many would like to speak to you!"
"Ah, I was thinking I may pay a visit to the undead or the gryphons, actually!"
>"Howka - I - can bring people over if you just ask. I will do anything you ask too!"
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No. 663763 ID: bb78f2

>>663758
You know, there's a bit of similarity to you both. It's weird. Those horns, that smile, that attitude...
Is she your sister? Or daughter from the future? There's too much similarity to throw into mere coincidence. I think Tom's done a very small and funny thing, and it's something to do with the fact that the girl looks very much like you.
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No. 663764 ID: e6fcea

Consider looking into adding Howka to your future and ever-expanding harem.
Heed your Bardic instincts and do it!

As for right now, might as well have Howka help you out!
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No. 663765 ID: e114bc

>>663758
Aaaaanything? Eyebrow waggle.
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No. 663766 ID: d90668

Yeah she does resemble you pretty closely. Might just be random but in a den of chaos is something to consider.

Anyways have her introduce you to the undead and other groups. We have a good start on causing a distraction but still need to work on making a duplicate of the artifact and finding more about it.
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No. 663767 ID: ab7529

>I will do anything you ask too!
Haha, geeze. That's too easy, even for Story.

>>663758
If we have to pick people to talk to first, the undead might be a good place to start. You have better than usual insight there from past experience, and it's possible they have some connection to or information about that artifact Kex took from the dragon. (Like, they knew the lich, used to work for her, hated her lack-of-guts, etc).

>>663763
Don't make it weird. They're kobolds, and they all look alike, obviously. Racist. :V
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No. 663772 ID: bb78f2

>>663767
Kobold's are actually pretty varied and look different, see how many different kobolds are in that crowd right there (I know some aren't kobolds, but a lot of kobolds are still in that shot). The only feature that doesn't match up well with Story is the tail, which could have come from her other parent that isn't story (if this is story's daughter) or the parent Story isn't related to (if this is his sister).

This similarity is just unnerving. We don't even have color to confirm she's got different scales. I'll admit her being Story's sister is a longshot since this is PRETTY FAR from Story's home, but its a weird world.

Don't bone this bold until you meet her father and/or mother, at LEAST, and make sure it isn't you sent to the past to make this present daughter or this is your daughter from the future but she doesn't know it because she's been a slave most of her life.

Do NOT take that risk, Story. You were caught in a time loop for a long time, other time mishaps can happen to you in the future that then makes it the past or maybe getting caught up in time mishaps runs in the family. We can't even tell if WE were sent into the future while going through the desert because we had no landmarks to denote how much time passed.
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No. 663795 ID: dd338c
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>Howza's similar look
Hm, I do see the resemblance, but I believe the grand majority of it is the large, backward slanted horn centered above the forehead! Beyond that, she has a more feminine look with a girlier snout - one could reasonably think her a relative to me, but the chances of a long lost sister are, well, obscene!

Given recent events, however, the chances are far higher that there are some time shenanigans going on, despite that I imagined the time lord was still keeping an eye on me to prevent that very thing. That, and a chaos den! There is no telling what may have gone on.

Normally all of that would not be worth serious restraint, but there is much to do, and I shall only pursue bedding her if she insists on such a thing! After all, her modest understanding of basic may not understand such connotations of saying I may ask anything of her, nor do I wish to automatically assume such actions were in mind! Granted, I would be quite surprised if she were not interested at all.

"All I ask, Howka, is continued support and seeing to it that the lizards here are shown a thing or two."
>"Yes, okay! You have very good ideas. Best ideas we have ever seen. Please think of more. I will get gryphons!"
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No. 663796 ID: dd338c
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I am hardly left waiting for the greater portion of a moment before the two gryphons come back.

>"Hello. I am Gust, and my partner is Lossi. That was a rather, to put it plainly, rousing speech for the kobolds you had."
>"Nice to meet you." Lossi says. "You asked for us?"
"Correct! Forgive me, but I am largely curious as to how two gryphons ended up in such a place! I, for one, had never seen one before."
>"Oh, it really wasn't for anything better?" says Gust. "Well, it's expected. Lossi and I came from the forest. We had made our shelter in what is now - or perhaps was - the undead realm that the dragon had made. We sought help from the lizards. As you no doubt understand, that did not go well for anyone. With no home we can get to, we ended up seeking scraps from the outer walls. Us, of all people and species! Eventually we found ourself here, where we can enjoy the slightest amount of both dignity and life."
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No. 663799 ID: b6994f

Oh. Have they heard the news that the undead have been wiped out by an adventurer? There's rumor the dragon is still around, but the lizards seem pretty certain the undead are gone.
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No. 663801 ID: ab7529

>That, and a chaos den!
Without any chaos.

This whole line of thinking is far too paranoid and cautious for Story, anyways. (We're not bedding her right now cause it would be too easy and we've got other things to distract us).

>>663796
They used to live in the area claimed by the dragon's undead? Could they tell us anything of how that came to pass?

...have they heard that the undead may well have been cleared out by a traveling warrior?
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No. 663802 ID: ad936f

Cast detect gender on the gryphons, you know why. I'm going to assume that they're a male and female and mates, but that might not actually be a hindrance.
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No. 663804 ID: bb78f2

>>663796
>I imagined the time lord was still keeping an eye on me to prevent that very thing. That, and a chaos den! There is no telling what may have gone on.
He's probably not keeping an eye out on any of your future children, just so you know. And chaos WILL spread in the future once we take the order artifact, which might create weird time thingys, even if Tom didn't mean to do it. I mean, its already happened in the future, anything goes. You haven't had any sex with kobolds in the city yet, have you? Maybe the prophecy isn't a standard prophecy, maybe someone came from the future and told the lizards about the symbol?

>Griffins
Cool, great, think maybe you could help out my "Master" Kexluk get out of the city? He's not a dick and would love to help you out, since he's a paladin. If we do end up raiding the order place, we'd a;lso maybe appreciate some air support. Kexluk has telekinesis, so he can redirect arrow fire away from you when he's riding you.
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No. 663805 ID: 227a05

"Them, of all people"? What, are they nobles or something?
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No. 663806 ID: d90668

You know a pair of friendly flyers could come in mighty handy for moving around fast after or during a major theft.

Ask them about the undead and what caused that mess. Might want to let them know that the rumors are true and that a friend of yours has dealt with the undead menace. The woods are currently full of hunters, spies and idiots right now but they might be able to move back soon if they want.

Oh and ask them what they think of the kobolds here and there efforts to increase chaos in the city. Are they followers of chaos or just enjoying the hospitality the lizards would not grant.
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No. 663858 ID: 93a6e5

I'm serious about the stretchy magic, put that on your list, even if you can turn into slim

>>663805
They see themselves as a noble race.

>"Oh, it really wasn't for anything better?" says Gust.
Was he expecting another reason?
Do they know that all the undead are er dead?
And do you think it would be wise to inform the chaos den that Big K is technically an ally? how much do we tell them about the dragon, stealing the order relic, working for a lich?
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No. 663920 ID: 0099e1

We still have no idea what caused your first set of time problems. And now that you are in the middle of a city that gods apparently can't easily get into I would be very careful.

In the next couple of days there has to be at least a slim chance of you tripping over a rock and smacking the order artifact into the chaos artifact. Which in addition to probably being a bad idea might knock you out of time again. So your Time lord might have his hands full of trying to keep alternate timelines in check at the moment. You can always try to ask him when you get a moment alone. If he does not show up be extra careful.

Long story short she could be just a normal girl or a alternate displaced timeline you. Who now has to pretend to be her because that's what you remember happening. Or something even crazier.

I am not saying you are your own grandfather/grandmother Story but if it could happen to anyone it would be you.
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No. 663935 ID: ea0ad9

>...have they heard that the undead may well have been cleared out by a traveling warrior?
But the lizards are also swarming around the area to try and get any treasures now.
> "Them, of all people"? What, are they nobles or something?
>They see themselves as a noble race.
Indeed. Gryphons are a very proud race, but it may be worth learning if these two in particular are especially important.
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No. 664338 ID: dd338c
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>I'm serious about the stretchy magic
I believe this is largely covered with my chaos slime form! I seem to have, within constraints, some capability of changing my real form - although the extents of this have yet to be tested.

>Detect gender
As expected, Gust is a male, and Lossi a fem-

>"What are you doing?" Gust interrupts, staring at me.
"Ah? I apo-"
>"Do not appraise us like unintelligent beasts!"
"Apologies!" It appears that Gust can sense when detect gender is used - perhaps I should be more wary of casting that so casually! "I don't suppose you are aware that the dragon's undead army has been annihilated? Lizard scouts are all over there, I hear, but I imagine in the near future, your old home may yet be safe again!"
>"We will see." Gust says.
>"If it is so, then we will not be here in the near future." says Lossi.
>"Aw, you guys still want to go back?" Howka asks.
>"Of course." says Gust. "We have told you this. We will only assist you in the interest of getting our house back. Nothing more."
"What do you think of the kobolds of this place?"
>"Nothing special. They do what they want to do, as anyone else would."
"And their efforts to raise chaos?"
>"Paltry, at best. As you alluded, to - all planning, no fruition of those plans."
"And I would like to know more of you two - you are proud gryphons, I gather, but are you nobles amongst your own race?"
>"Hrm, no. We keep to ourselves. We have nothing to do with grphon societies, let alone be nobles of them."
"Very well! Now, going back a step - what do you think of the lizards of Spearstone?"
>"As stale dirt that thinks itself gold dust."
"Even if you plan on going back soon - perhaps, I hope, we can receive help from you should we act on any plans soon?"
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No. 664339 ID: dd338c
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>"No. We will not endanger ourselves much."
>"Gust..." Lossi says. "I won't charge with a frontline for these kobolds, but they did take us in when no one else would. I would offer Story Seeker at least mild help, even if it is to simply carry carge from point A to point B."
>"As long as they don't ask us to carry people on our backs like we're an animal. Even if what Story Seeker says is true of our home, we will still spend the night here. And he has riled everyone into a frenzy for action, I notice."
"Oh? Is that so?"
>"Of course." Gust continues. "Your ideas seemed... right, to them. I expect kobolds slaying lizardmen unnerved them, but the thought of peppering their cereal with spice is enticing."
"I can't say I recall proposing that id-"
>"It's a figure of speech. The pranks, I mean. You'll be glad to know that while the kobolds here have done virtually nothing of effect, their plans are, I admit... well thought out. They have maps of every nook and cranny of the town, schedules that an amazing amount of lizardmen adhere to, and even if the chaos den is a secret, it's simply a core hidden at the center of an intricate spiderweb. Your ideas can simply be taken from existing plans to be enacted soon, is what I am saying."
>"Yes, yes!" Howka says. "We know so much! Give us more ideas and we will have so many kobolds that will do so much!"
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No. 664340 ID: bb78f2

Alright, show me some of your plans for heists of the order artifact. Is the chaos artifact similar in shape? Perhaps we can prank everyone by making a switch? Or better yet, charging up my duplicate artifact right here with Chaos, then making the switch!

Imagine, the lizards worshiping chaos by mistake! The POWER Chaos would gain here would be immeasurable.
We should wait a while before pulling that prank off admittidly, it'll be a coup de grace. But I want those plans in my office, now.
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No. 664343 ID: 3910ed

Hmm. If chaos is going to erupt soon, even mild chaos, then it'd be nice to find Tulip soon. Perhaps you should ask Howka if they have means of finding a particular kobold, new to town? Make sure to inform her this kobold is not a chaos follower, just someone you feel an obligation to make sure comes to no harm.

As for the chaos itself, the best plan is probably to, paradoxically, coordinate the chaos a bit and hit the lizards with one big wave of pranks all at once. If the pranks come out in dribs and drabs one at a time, the lizards will step up their paranoia and be on the watch for more. Maximize with one huge night of pranks going off at once before the lizards know to be on guard, and then be prepared to be stealthy in the future - hiding away caches of tools and substances for pranking before the lizards crack down on such supplies. There are probably lots of little nooks and crannies and hidden tunnels that the lizards miss for being too small. If the kobolds wait a while after the big night, the lizards might not even realize who's at it - if, for example, the order artifact happens to go missing on the big night when all this nonsense erupts, they might attribute it to a curse from the divine.

Hmm. I wonder if it would be possible to trick the lizards into thinking it's a punishment from the order deity? For upholding such an "unclean" order? Then the disappearance of the artifact and the wave of pranks become the result of the god withdrawing their blessings and letting chaos reign.

I don't know, what's the order deity like? This place worships order, so they should have information about the order god lying around. Do gods get actively upset at people misrepresenting them?
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No. 664346 ID: e114bc

>>664339
>carry cargo from point A to point B
Like, perhaps, a very large lizardman? One that is currently out trying to compete with the scouts to secure the hoard and ensure the dragon is no threat?
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No. 664350 ID: bb78f2

>>664346
They said they don't want anyone riding them, it's degrading.

BUT Kexluk could hide in a box and pretend to be cargo.
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No. 664354 ID: e114bc

>>664350
Oh. Well... they might be able to transport the gold. Like, to an actual bank maybe.
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No. 664355 ID: 3910ed

Would they object to picking someone up on their foreclaws and carrying them, thereby making it clear it's not a riding thing?

In any case, thank them for their time and apologize again. Say if it makes them feel better, you've only ever used that spell on people, and maybe mention how it was quite invaluable in the case of that dwarf lady who'd taken all those mutation potions.
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No. 664358 ID: 0099e1

Tell them that in addition to the other smaller plans you would like to look into stealing the order artifact.

Explain that its existence is keeping the city stuck in its static ways and that removing it from the area should allow proper chaos to flourish.

Now you don't know if its even possible but if anyone can help it would be someone who could fly.
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No. 664359 ID: 0a8fc4

>I believe this is largely covered with my chaos slime form.
Yea but I suspect most lovers might want something a little substantial and solid from a lover. Something to clench around. Or to be clenched by.

Anyway what if we use them to get us out of the tower after we get the artifact? We'll have to find our own way in to the top but with their help we can escape the tower and Spearstone quit quickly and without a fight. The only problem i see is endangerment to them after the fact, if they help they will be enemies of the lizards and they don't live far enough from here to stay protected.
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No. 664371 ID: 91ee5f

>>664339
They have maps and schedules?!?! That's what we need to get the artifact! A map of where they're keeping it and a schedule to know where the guards are posted and to see if there are gaps in their patrols!
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No. 664374 ID: d90668

Tell them that you gave the speech to try and get the kobolds used to the little stuff so they could gain confidence.

That being said you think that acts of murder and arson would be going to far in most cases. While the lizard society needs to be changed if it comes on a wave of terrorism and killing its not going to be a good change for either side.

Say that the best way to change things quickly without a violent uprising would be to steal the order artifact and remove its influence from the town. Chaos would bloom and could help a revolution occur. And you are confident that Tom loves chaos more than bloodshed so he hopefully would help steer things in the right direction.

So ask them if they are up for helping out with one big job before they return to the forest. Would give them time to wait the gold seekers out and you could use there assistance.
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No. 664451 ID: dd338c
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"And if you did carry someone, but simply carried them in your talons?"
>"That is acceptable." Gust says.
"Excellent! Thank you, and apologies again. Now, as I have said in the speech, directly harming the lizards or their property may just cause retaliation, and a direct war is not what we want! Therefore, I would like to see many of these plans rebranded into those of inconvenient pranks. However, the most ambitious one, perhaps, would be the stealing of the Order artifact - I don't suppose that you all have schedules and the layouts for such a place?"
>"Ah, we do! We do have the long list of lizards and priests and kobold slaves and stuff. We are sure of where the Archpriest lives! Which is near the top of tower, though..." says Howka.
"I would like these plans! By the way, there is a particular kobold I have been attempting to find. Does this chaos den have means to find a kobold new to town?"
"Yes, very! Not instantly, but I will search for this kobold. Name?"
"Tulip?"
>"Very good!"
"What is the order diety like, anyways?"
>"Don't know! Only archpriest speaks to diety. Sends message down tower, but don't know what personality is like."
"That is fine! Now, I want pranks to all be done at once, too, such that the lizards won't know what hit them! Then we can lay low and make more specific plans for later."
>"Okay! Howka will speak to chaos den and be sure plans be ready soon as possible!
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No. 664452 ID: dd338c
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The gryphons excuse themselves, letting me know where they live if I need them, and Howka leaves me be for several minutes before returning.

"Kobolds searching for Tulip! Now, plans are here." she says, handing me many disorganized notes.

Disorganized or not, though, there are many good ideas and lots of good information! Guard switches, a list of guards, the archpriest, 15 priests, 60 acolyes, and about 300 kobold slaves. Quite a low number, but there are mentions of a lizard wizard, heh, that has overseen and assisted the grand construction of spearstone's grand buildings despite a relatively low number of lizards.

There do not appear to be gaps in patrols, however. The security of the order artifact is, to say the least, impressive! However, every night, the archpriest speaks to the order god - or demigod based on Sandfin's idea.
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No. 664453 ID: dd338c
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It is an inner sanctum in the center of the top floor, and according to this information, there are no hiding places anywhere inside or outside of the tower anywhere within 3 floors of the inner sanctum. Kobolds are not allowed anywhere but the bottom half of the tower during this ceremony. The archpriest during then, is the only time of day that there are not at least 10 guards in the room itself! However, during this, there are 10 drakes circling the outside of the tower, while during normal hours, there are only 2 or 3 at a time.

What I find interesting, however, is that information on these guards and guard drakes seems to imply they are not actually part of the order tower itself, but rather, they are under the rulership of the palace, instead!

While there are a few guards posted in the floor below and above, security is focused on the level with the artifact itself by far.
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No. 664457 ID: bb78f2

>>664453
Ask Howza if they have any contacts that could polymorph or illusion a few bolds (or just one) into lizards for a bit. Would make the climb a LOT easier on us.

I mean, kobold's look enough like lizards, we could just have you and Howza in a priest robe to get up there... no we KIDNAP the arch preist, and then we go as him with you standing on Howza's shoulders. If we can get the illusionist contact, we can then ask for a voice modulator artifact to make it match the archpriest's voice.

Kidnapping the archpriest should be child's play, or at least getting a copy of his robes will be significantly easier.
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No. 664458 ID: d90668

Ok here is the general outline of your grand plan.

Lots of drakes and scouts will be wandering the wilderness looking for gold right now. You need to spread the rumor that the dragons horde is still out there as hard as you can. A lot of it depends on what happens to Kex today but if you can keep the gold lust high it will distract a bunch of potential guards and drakes over the next few days. Maybe sprinkle a few kobolds with a single gold coin taken from the trove near the outer walls and concoct some story about how they found it in the woods after someone ran by. The gold will get confiscated and make even more people wander out there to look.

While Gold fever keeps a bunch of people outside town you ramp up the prank war. The more guards you can get investigating sinking houses and feuding nobles the better.

All of that should keep the people in and around the tower busy enough so that the drakes are all to tired to fly much and most the guards are worn out or searching the hills for gold.

The biggest part will be figuring out how to make a fake artifact and distracting the order priest.
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No. 664460 ID: 255a09

>they are under the rulership of the palace, instead

Suspicious! I have to wonder how divine this artifact really is. In any case, if these guards are from the palace, it should be possible to distract them with a big enough event at said palace. Hm... we don't want to do arson, but perhaps we can do fake arson? Do the kobolds have the supplies to make large smoke bombs? If we time it with a series of pranks, the guards might be pulled over, and then stay for a while after realizing there's no fire in order to help with the other shenanigans. I wonder how hard it would be to go full Home-Alone on the palace...

>While there are a few guards posted in the floor below and above, security is focused on the level with the artifact itself by far.

... What are the roof and floor made of? If this is at the top of a tower, it can't be anything too heavy, and therefore probably could be cut through quite easily! The roof especially should be made of something light. Is there any cover up there?

Yeah, this overload of guards really reeks of... well, straightforward, orderly thinking. They think more guards equals more security. But you need thieves to catch a thief, and people who can think crooked to guard against crooks, so it's possible they haven't even considered someone coming through the floor or ceiling. The only chance is that lizard wizard enchanting them to be stronger, but would they have even thought to do that?

Could be worth investigating what other magic items those goblins have. Would sure be handy if you had some stuff like you did during the naga heist.
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No. 664468 ID: dd338c
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"Allow me to ask the feasibility of impersonating the archpriest? Do we have any polymorph capable mages who could tranform a kobold, namely myself, into looking like the archpriest?"
>"Ahh no but we do have alchemist! Made potion but only affects a face of kobold to look like archpriest. But only one kobold with us who is as big as archpriest, and is also terrible actor!"
"I was thinking that we could go in together, and with a replica of the archpriests' clothes, I would stand on your shoulders!"
>"That.... is genius, Story Seeker! We have replica, yes, we thought of this idea long ago but... like said, lots of planning, no action! Um... we cannot change voice, though."
"Hm, I was just about to ask! That is troublesome, I imagine. I don't suppose we have any kobolds who sound similar?"
>"N-no, buuuut, we do have recorder! Magic sound capturer that replays voice. Have lots of vocal records of archpriest! I know couple who can operate it."
"I may look into that at some point! Otherwise, do we have anything capable of creating lots of smoke?"
>"Ah, yes, we have lots of signal brush. Can set on fire! Does not spread fire easily but creates so much smoke."
"Then I may wish to set that ablaze should we attempt to steal the artifact, as we can stand to distract the drakes and guards! Furthermore, I may wish to spread the rumor of the dragon's horde... can we have kobolds spread this rumor, perhaps add in believability if we give them a gold coin to flash around as they talk about how they found it in the forest?"
>"We... do not have many gold coins, but can spread rumor!"
"Worry not, I shall supply the coinage!"
>"Then yes very much!"

From what I gather, the tower is built out of average, ordinary stone from a nearby quarry.

>Could be worth investigating what other magic items those goblins have.
Could be! Although, I should sort as much out here as I can prior to leaving to head back into the merchant area.
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No. 664469 ID: d90668

Have her introduce you to the undead here before you get distracted with planning things.

Also meeting the alchemist and finding out if there is anything special he can do if he had more money and ingredients would be a good idea.
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No. 664471 ID: ab7529

>What I find interesting, however, is that information on these guards and guard drakes seems to imply they are not actually part of the order tower itself, but rather, they are under the rulership of the palace, instead!
Exploiting the rift slash political power dispute between palace and church might mess up their defenses, then.

>we cannot change voice, though
Okay, messing with your voice has to be in the domain of bardic magic.

>the merchant area
Story doesn't know it yet, but I wonder if we can leverage all that gold Kex gave them into a few big favors. Argue that taking that much money was essentially an investment, or giving them a loan, or setting up a balance we can now pay for things with (like a reverse tab).
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No. 664472 ID: bb78f2

>>664468
Since lizard's are allowed up there, in the tower, we can bring Kexluk as backup in case nothing goes according to plan. My backup basically means healing Nezul and sneaking him in that drake circle guard, and then you, Howza, and Kexluk escape at the top while Kexluk uses telekinesis to protect us against arrows. At which point, we pick up Tulip, meet up with the dragon if he's still on our side, and we all fly away to Zirkalas. Howza can stay behind in the city if she wishes after that, but if my future daughter theory is correct, I think we should keep her around. Also, she'll be a high profile target in the city at that point so it might be best she flees the city with us once everything goes to shit.

Talk to the undead.
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No. 664473 ID: 255a09

>From what I gather, the tower is built out of average, ordinary stone from a nearby quarry.

What? That's weird. This is a sandy desert area, right? So the local rock has to be something that eroded relatively easily, or it would be a rocky desert instead. It shouldn't be suitable for bearing the weight of internal floors made of stone. Most stone towers just use stone for the outer wall and make the internal floors out of wood. Plus if you do use stone you have to add all sorts of other internal pillars and reinforcements all over the place.

So, magic must be involved, if the inner floors and even the roof are made of stone. And if they bothered to enchant it for strength, then I have to wonder if they put in enchantments for security alarms and so on. Hmm. That gryphon had some sort of magic detection going on, maybe you should ask him about that?
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No. 664496 ID: dd338c
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>Okay, messing with your voice has to be in the domain of bardic magic.
It is! It is not, however, in the parts of that domain that I have fully explored. I believe that my advances in magic have been rather steady considering my lack of innate talent for such, and so such a thing is slow! It is, however, on the to-do list of magic to acquire.

>What? That's weird. This is a sandy desert area, right? So the local rock has to be something that eroded relatively easily, or it would be a rocky desert instead.
Hm, I did not think entirely at first, but it seems strange to find solid rock in a place where there is hardly sand! However, I have seen crags and cliffsides now and then, and we are near the topside of a mountain range as well in which a forest lies on the other side not far off. So with this intersection of biomes, I believe that there could be a decent quarry not far off!

"Now, I would like an audience with the undead!"
>"Sure! He is a lizardman but says that he is not one of the lizardfolk from up above."
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No. 664497 ID: dd338c
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I am shown down into a cavern, perhaps a long lost mining shaft, before a rather offensive smell gets to me. It is no overwhelming sense, however, before Howka knocks on the door and I am shown inside.

>"Hello. Who is this, Howka?"
>"Story Seeker! Did you not hear about the speech?"
>"I heard, but the kobold reporting to me sounded excited, and missed some details. Such as names. I am Laquer."
"And I, as you have heard, am Story Seeker!"
>"What have you come here for? I am sorry for the smell. Even at my most pristine of times where I could pass for living as far as sight is concern, the smell is always a constant."
"Worry not! I admit, my first inclination is to ask, how did an undead come to find the chaos den?"
>"Suspicious, are you?"
"No, merely in search of stories!"
>"Oh - hahaha, right, right.. Okay, I'll share."
>"I'll go do those things Story Seeker!" Howka says.
"Before you go, I just thought of something - please check if those gryphons would be able to sense if there is magic within the towers, could you?"
>"Okay!"
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No. 664498 ID: dd338c
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Laquer readjusts himself as though preparing himself for a long tale.

>"Now, then, it's not a very long tale. As you may know, Spearstone as we know it now is not all that old, but beforehand, there did used to be a burial ground. A sacred one, in fact, with necromantic charms to disturb the living should the living disturb us. It was charms so ancient, however, that its energy was depleted. It was merely me and a few other guardians of the graveyard that were raised, while the rest, to this day, await a dead signal.
>"My companions immediately attacked the first Spearstone settlers. Despite the many years that I must have been at rest, however, I seem to have had a preserved sense of self preservation and did not feel it worth attacking a hundred soldiers by myself. Therefore I hid out under the dunes, watching the rise of the town in silence. I dislike it. If you are actually willing to take action against the lizards, here, then I am willing to offer my help - but I am just an undead guardian. I know no magic."
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No. 664499 ID: d90668

Ask him if he remembers any of the specifics of the burial ground or what was here before. Might just be old history but who knows what links the old ruins might have to current events.

Tell him that while what we are planning will not destroy the town or anything he might enjoy the resulting chaos and watching the mess it causes.

Also mention that you know some friendly undead that might be willing to take him in. If he is interested in starting a new life somewhere else that is.
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No. 664503 ID: ab7529

If he wishes to destroy the settlement that disturbed his ancient burial grounds, we are afraid we will have to disappoint. You're interested in shaking things up and causing trouble more than destruction, although you're pretty sure the people in charge won't be happy when you're done.

Does the burial ground mean there was a previous settlement on this site?

>I am just an undead guardian. I know no magic.
You've been here long enough you might have useful knowledge, if not magic! You've been here since Spearstone was settled, personally.

>It was charms so ancient, however, that its energy was depleted. It was merely me and a few other guardians of the graveyard that were raised, while the rest, to this day, await a dead signal.
Huh. How many are left, I wonder? We might be able to find a way to pump energy into those. (Use the undead artifact Kex liberated?). That would certainly be a good distraction.

Although, then again, I'm not sure it's a good plan to raise his fellows just so they can actually attack, kill a bunch of people, and then be killed.
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No. 664509 ID: 255a09

Since it seems the curse raised intelligent undead, ask, was it necessary for them to straight-up attack? Or would it be acceptable to cause some lesser form of "disturbing" the living, perhaps along the lines of a curse of "misfortune"? Or was it just a fluke that he himself retained his intellect and free will? If not, you know a lich who practices some very charming traditions.

Actually... Who set those necromantic charms? It seems kiiiinda coincidental that there'd be a necrenchanted graveyard so close to a dragon who claims a lich was his mother. Is this coming back to her, too? Ask if he knows anything of a lich called Frozque. While we're asking about history lessons, he implied he was able to pass for living occasionally. Does he know anything of the history of the differences between the church and the secular government here? Or anything about the origins of the church? There seems to be a lot of suspicious indications going on around the order-chaos thing, here. Disturbing a sacred burial ground doesn't seem a very order-y thing to do. Perhaps even just providing evidence of that to the current populace would cause some trouble? Could be another chaos trick to pull.

Also, don't ask because I think it would be rude, but what does Laquer look like he was, in life? My assumption is some sort of lizard himself, but I could be wrong. He has what looks like the remnants of feathers on his head? I wonder if Lady Enlu is descended from the pre-Spearstone inhabitants of this area.
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No. 664860 ID: 91ee5f

Tell him you don't mind the smell. You've been around enough undead at Zirkala's place that you don't really notice the smell.
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No. 664941 ID: dd338c
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664941

"No worries over the smell! I assure you, I have slept, eaten, walked and even bathed around worse! Do you remember any specifics of the burial ground or what was here before?"
>"Vague memories at best. As far as I know, the burial ground has nothing to do with the modern day Spearstone other than coinciding with its location itself."
"And do you want to destroy the settlement?"
>"No. I don't like it, but the burial ground is as disturbed as it will get. The guilty ones have already passed away, I presume."
"You make it sound, however, as though you know very little about Spearstone itself!"
>"That's because I do know very little. My focus is on the burial ground, if you haven't gathered already."
"Speaking of! How many guardians were around that were not raised?"
>"A few hundred, perhaps. Not many in number, but only the best warriors of each generation could volunteer, and only those who did volunteer, would become such as myself."
"You also are quite intelligent - were your two other partners who were raised so?"
>"Theoretically, yes, but they were slightly more fanatical about the burial ground's sanctity than I, so thinking was pushed to the side."
"It does seem strange to me as well, that these Order worshipping lizards would disturb a graveyard?"
>"They worship a very... self-inclusive concept of Order. The rest of the world could be turned upsidedown for all they care."
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No. 664942 ID: dd338c
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"I also can't help but notice that it seems rather coincidental that there was such a necromantic ritual for the graveyard so close to an undead army under a dragon!"
>"My town had exceptional necromancers, and as such, exceptional necromancer paraphernalia. I expect people came here for many years to loot and hunt for these things, and it's no surprise some of the effects lingered."
"I don't suppose the name Frozque comes to mind?"
>"It does not, sorry."
"Not a worry about that! Say, if you don't mind my asking, what did you look like in life?"
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No. 664943 ID: dd338c
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>"Not much different than I do now, or the lizardfolk up above. The bandages just replenish my flesh. Sorry I am not of more help. If you know of any necromancers or items that can act as a battery, then I believe that I could raise my fellow guardians, and, I hope, as their senior, get them to listen. As I said, I have no personal interest anymore in destroying this town, but I would like to clean the burial ground and return it to how it was.
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No. 664949 ID: 57dfcc

>>664943
Well, we might be able to help with that, although Story doesn't know where Kex hid the artifact. And it's probably a good idea to have the pally around if we were to try just in case the others decided to be less reasonable and more kill everyone.

Not sure we can do anything more immediately to help him, unless the burial ground has a story that needs preserving, or it's upkeep would benefit musically.

There is definite irony he has had to ally with wannabe chaos cultists for what is really an orderly pursuit.

>The bandages just replenish my flesh
If he can temporarily remove / move the bandages like that without ill effect, he might be able to pass as a normal Spearstone lizard. That might be useful to some plan we hatch.
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No. 664958 ID: d0c31c

Raising the rest of the guardians would distract the church's guards like nothing else would, but Kex would probably be a little bit miffed at us for unleashing an undead horde without his approval. Also, he's the only one who knows where the artifact is. So, yeah, we need to ask him. How much time is there left to steal the artifact? We need space to prepare this chaos wave/heist properly. Maybe ask Howka if you can be alerted as to Kexluk's movements, if any news of such comes up?

Since Laquer has been hiding out around here for so long, does he know any secret spots or underground tunnels or neat geographical spots that the kobolds don't? Oh! And does he know anything about how this chaos cult got started? How long has he been with them? Also, can't help but notice his striking feathers, which seem absent from almost all the Spearstone lizards. Can he recall whether they were common to his people?
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No. 664978 ID: ea0ad9

>If you know of any necromancers or items that can act as a battery
Do not admit to actually knowing of any, just tell him that once you finish up with a few things you'll look into it. Zirkala might be interested, but she also might not be, and there's no telling how Kexluk's artifact works, either.
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No. 664991 ID: d90668

Can you show me on a map of the city where the burial grounds are?

And say if you could restore the burial grounds would they still be usable for um new patrons as it were?

Because at this point the town is to big to just ignore a crypt full of undead popping up in the middle of it. But if it was a fully functioning nice looking cemetery the town could use I could see people being ok with it.

You and your brethren could go from just being guards to being morticians and caretakers.

Just a thought for you to think over.
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No. 665013 ID: 91ee5f

>>664943
So, uh, is that face paint around his eyes or is that a black void where part of his face is missing? No offense or anything, just curious!
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No. 665042 ID: 0099e1

I like the idea of setting him up as the new caretaker of the newly opened Spearstone public cemetery and crypt complex.

You could use a bit of the money Kex is going to use for reparations to help rebuild the burial grounds and make the city happy by providing a public service. They get a nice place to bury there dead and the status of having it guarded by some revered ancestors. And the guardians get to go back to there jobs and don't have to worry about mobs with pitchforks.

The idea would not fly right now but its something to consider for the future. Maybe after the city falls into chaos for a bit and has some new people running things.

So tell him the idea and see what he thinks of it.
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No. 665062 ID: dd338c
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665062

"Now, I know you were tasked with haunting the living for disturbing it, but, allow me to propose an idea! I will not even request that you hear me out, you may stop me anytime! However, I feel as though this town is rather large to fully ignore a large burial ground with rising dead - perhaps coexisting is an option? If it is a nice looking cemetary or crypt, I could imagine it receiving appropriate use!"
>"... no. That.... not normally. I do not like the people of Spearstone. But I will think it over."
"That is all I could ask! Even if you wished to move, which I understand if you do not, I know of a good undead sanction! In the meanwhile, a more casual question - what is that black paint around your eyes?"
>"A flaw in my skin. Even if it isn't rotten, it does not get its color back, nor its scales. So I end up looking like a raccoon."
"I see. Now, are there any secret spots or passages around here you know of that the kobolds do not?"
>"Only directly around the burial grounds. One gets close to the palace, and perhaps there is a connection directly into it, but I have lost interest in searching far beyond the burial grounds."
"Forgive me, I feel rude prying like this, but it does seem odd that after all this time, you haven't gathered much!"
>"No. Perhaps when I was alive I would have, but our minds are toned down for guardian duty. We do not grow bored or restless, although the end goal was to make sure that the eternity of idly guarding a quiet graveyard would not drive us insane over time. I do not mind these questions, either."
"Then I would like to ask - those are quite some frills on your head! Were they common in your time, if you recall?"
>"Moreso, yes." Laquer says, putting his bandages back on.

It seems like this questioning is winding down for the time! I imagine I could spend the rest of the night helping with morphing the plans, or attempt to search for Tulip myself if I wish to find her faster.
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No. 665065 ID: d90668

Check with the alchemist next. Would be good to hear first hand what sort of stuff they can create. That and you can bounce any ideas off them.
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No. 665066 ID: 57dfcc

>secret passages off the burial grounds
Should probably get a few chaos-bolds to scout those, or check them yourself if it's not safe to send them blithely though the burial grounds.

(If we are going to send people through the burial grounds to use the secret passages, be sure to ask permission from the local guardian, first).

>I could spend the rest of the night helping with morphing the plans, or attempt to search for Tulip myself
The locals know the town better than you do, and you put the word out. When someone sees her, they'll get her in touch with you.

Your talents would be better spent on the managing people and helping with ideas and inspiring people end of things.
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No. 665074 ID: d0c31c

Hrrrm. Before you go, just ask... is there any sort of particular loophole, exception, failsafe or secret ritual command built into the burial guardians' raising spell? Like, say, that they could be commanded by a living individual descended from them, or that they can be convinced their burial site has been re-sanctified if such a person was buried there again?

Besides that, see what you can find out about this lizard wizard who was involved in building the tower, not necessarily from Laquer. How long ago was it, long enough that they're dead by now? Who's the mightiest spellcaster in Spearstone now?
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No. 665087 ID: 91ee5f

We need more intel on this lizard wizard if we're going to deal with him/her later!

Hehehe! That's fun to say! Don't you agree Story Seeker? If you say it once, it's hard not to say it repeatedly! Now, say it with me! Lizard wizard, lizard wizard, lizard wizard, lizard wizard, lizard wizard! XD
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No. 665407 ID: dd338c
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>Lizard wizard
I am glad I have encountered this, as one of my tales of experience can give me an excuse to say this phrase.

"Would you mind if scouts scoured the burial grounds for any hidden passageways that would be missed?"
>"Yes. Do not do this, or I will most likely be unwelcome here."
"Hm? What makes you say that?"
>"I mean I will most likely murder intruders. I apologize for the forwardness, but that is how it is."
"Very well! In the meanwhile, are there any loopholes, exceptions, failsafes or secret rituals that accompany the guardians raising spell?"
>"No. It is already active - it has simply lacked the power to properly go into action. That is all it needs, and there is no substitute."
"Ah, no, I meant more... could you be commanded from a living individual descended from your clan?"
>"... no. We were only ordered by the grave master first, and our directives second. The first is gone, but the second remains. That is what says intruders must be killed."
"Speaking of death - I don't suppose there is an event in which the burial site can only be re-sanctified if such a descendant was buried there again?"
>"No, the sanctity is only held with peace and respect to the dead. A new patron after all this time would be more of a....... grand reopening."
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No. 665408 ID: dd338c
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665408

>"Which sounds oddly appealing, now that the idea has been given to me."
"Well, that is all the questions I have for now! Howka, where did you go?"
>"Sorry, I am back here! Undead is polite but smells so bad."
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No. 665409 ID: dd338c
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665409

I am asked to be shown to the alchemist.

"There! He is alchemist. Very smart. Good at potions! Not goot at words, but Story Seeker is, so maybe make up for his lack of good words?"
>"Thank you, Howka! Hello! I am Story Seeker! And you must be...?"
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No. 665410 ID: dd338c
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665410

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No. 665411 ID: dd338c
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665411

>"Hi."
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No. 665412 ID: e114bc

>>665411
Is the alchemist a skeleton?
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No. 665413 ID: bb78f2

>>665411
Hello Hi, how are you?
Your dramatic reveal makes me think I'm supposed to know you. Or are you simply a dramatic person?
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No. 665414 ID: 57dfcc

>a grand reopening would be appealing.
Well there's a sidequest. Connect the tomb guardians with people who will use it.

>>665411
Hello!

He's a skeleton? I suppose that makes certain aspects of potion making safer. Don't have to worry about irritants, or poisons, or fumes. Still have to worry about anything that would react with bone.

Do you recognize anything he's working with?
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No. 665420 ID: dd338c
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665420

>Is she a skeleton?
No, only a smoothly scaled, wide eyed kobold!

>Do you recognize anything he's working with?
I do not! Only that it smells oddly... crisp.

"Hello, again! You seem to have a flare for the dramatics - have we met each other before? How are you?"
>"I'm feeling good."

....

>"We probably haven't met. I don't remember you."
"Very well! I am curious, what is it you are making?"
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No. 665421 ID: dd338c
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665421

>"........ potions."
"And what do they do?"
>"........ oh, my god, Howka, this one is just so... naive."
>"Don't be mean!"
>"No, no, I'm not. I didn't say anything bad. I'm saying he can't tell how high I am right now."
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No. 665422 ID: 0099e1

Interesting eyes.

Ask what he is working on.
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No. 665424 ID: e114bc

Oh, drugs! Is that why her eyes are so wide, then?

Ask what else she can make. Smoke bombs, invisibility potions, annoying things like stink bombs or glue bombs?
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No. 665425 ID: 9ddf68

>>665421
>he can't tell how high I am right now.
Well I knew something was up but thought that would be rude to point it out
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No. 665428 ID: bb78f2

...Detect Gender?
That is ONE androgynous bold.

How are you at polymorph potions for the face, and maybe the voice too, if we can spring for that. How about you also douse the archpriest's robes with a scent that make lizard people less intelligent too? I mean, he's a drug user, dude's got to have some skills in aromatherapy-based alchemy.
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No. 665429 ID: d90668

Tell him about your adventures with that dust you got on the caravan trail.

Also its impolite to point out how high someone is.
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No. 665433 ID: dd338c
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665433

>Detect Gender?
Ah! She is actually female.

"Don't misunderstand, miss! Believe me, I have encountered rather formidable drug dust in my travels. Suspicions were present in my mind, but it is rude to point out! Especially if I end up wrong, and you simply have wide eyes!"
>"My eyes are always wide. "
>"... wait miss?" Howka asks.
>"Yeah, I'm a girl."
>"Why did you never correct me when I say him?!"
>"It was funny to me."
>"You ARE mean!"
"... regardless! If I may ask, what else can you make? Perhaps anything with polymorphing a face, or for the voice?"
>"I got all sortsa shit for that. Easy. Cheap. Plentiful. Problem is is that it's... not effective. See, for polymorphing, I can do just the face - but I can't specify what face. I can probly fix up something that'll choose randomly from your memories. So, you know a lot of people? If so, bad chances. If you don't want a familiar face, no chances. If you don't know a lotta people or are feeling lucky, we can give it a shot if you got the gold. For voice? Less random, more time consuming. I can modify voices but only in one aspect, one at a time, and it's tough to pinpoint it right. So we'd have to make a whole lotta batches to slowly get your voice how you want it. Possible. I guess. Time consuming. And, you know, you'd have to drink a dang lot of random junk. Anyway, I got all kinds of shit. Wanna know how it is to be incredibly dumb for a few minutes? Maybe have extraordinary strength with only temporary blindness? Or maybe good sight at the expense of all your other senses? I got all kinds of what you want, you name it. Satisfaction not guaranteed. You know what they call me back home? The Alchemist of Technical Success."
>"But this is your home!" Howka says.
>"And that's what you guys call me!"
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No. 665437 ID: 6d3b32

Wait a minute.

>"You must be...?"
>"Hi."

Oh gods we have a funnygirl here.

Anyway, polymorphing to look like the priest seems to be out. What about some sort of pheromone or chloroform thing that will make people believe whatever they're told for a while? Like, that "being dumb" thing. What kind of dumb? Any way to make that easily deliverable, like a spray bottle to the face or something? Maybe a blowdart?
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No. 665439 ID: 9297f4

Can the dumb potion be dried up and turned into a powder of some kind? Cause if we can get to the drakes, we can hook it up to the saddles and have it tear open while they fly, causing the people around the tower to fall under those side effects, and if the tower has open windows, it'll have a chance of getting inside.
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No. 665445 ID: bb78f2

I have an idea, get a temporary memory erasing potion, annnnnd just before it's about to wear out, show Story who the archpriest looks like, have him drink the changing potion, and boom.

Ask her how her aphrodisiac's are, like what's technically successful about those. And if she can make herself exponentially better at alchemy by drinking Alchemy improvement potions that she continually improves.
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No. 665450 ID: dd338c
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"What about a potion - or perhaps some form that is easier, more deliverable to those who don't wish it to be delievered - that makes people believe whatever they're told for awhile?"
>"Oh, yeah! I got that. Side effects include, uh... what were they. Well, I once tested it on a kobold, who I told that the moon didn't exist. But then when he went outside and looked at it he basically went nuts and started going on about how a star fell really close to us. But hey yeah most of my potions can be condensed down to stuff like gas or foam or in a blowdart or dust or you know whatever."
"And what about that being dumb thing?"
>"Uh, exactly what it says on the glass. They get dumb. I dunno how to say it differently."
"Right, right! But you say it is possible to make it a gas?"
>"Yeah. Like air. Air you can't breathe."
>"Correct! What would be the effective range?"
>"My stuff is so cheap you couldn't believe. If you just want a small room like this then that might be like 4 potions to take 5 minutes to take effect, if you want, say, the perimeter of the palace, we'd need to make a huuuuge batch. Like. 100 potions. Which I can do. I can get help. Yeah. I just need ingredients. Easy ingredients, but depends what you'd wanna make. Good gods let's do that I've never gassed a big area before.
"Memory erasing potions?"
>"Got 'em. Only sometimes do they just mess up there existing memories!"
"And - forgive what must give some rather questionable indications - how are your aphrodisiacs?"
>"Ohh, into that, are ya? How bad of you. Yeah I got them. They're good, of course. And you know what? They only have..."
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No. 665451 ID: dd338c
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>"A 42% or maybe 33% chance of shrinkage."

....

>"Also an even lower chance of itchiness."

....

>"Some people are into that, ya know."
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No. 665452 ID: e114bc

>>665451
Shrinkage? Of the whole body or just part of it?

Oh hey what about a shrinking potion?
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No. 665454 ID: d90668

I personally have no problems attracting well honestly just about anyone or anything.

Sometimes making a crowd horny can cause a entertaining amount of chaos and distraction. And I have found that a embarrassing distraction keeps people from talking about it later.
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No. 665455 ID: 57dfcc

>Gas an area with potions
Well, there's one plan of attack.

Question: how do we navigate a gassed area? Is there protective gear or spells we can use? Or do we just have to send in an undead who doesn't breathe anyways?

>>665451
Hmmm, you don't think you're really interested in size changing sexytimes. Maybe later.
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No. 665458 ID: bb78f2

>>665450
Yeah, okay do that first potion instead of a polymorph, but we'll test it out in public first and then say we're the lord of the palace and see what happens when we say we're somebody who we're not.
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No. 665459 ID: bb78f2

Oh, and we're going to gas the church with an aphrodisiac during the ceremony, to induce regular chaos. A prank leading up to a bigger prank.

The shrinkage IS temporary, right?
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No. 665460 ID: 57dfcc

Aside from the gassing idea, it might be a good idea to acquire a few potions with other useful bad effects to have on hand. By distracting them with charm, you might be able to drug someone if you need to (slip some in food or drink or something).
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No. 665461 ID: 6d3b32

Do you have an antidote to the believe-anything or get-dumb potions? Or like, for the dumb one, another potion that makes you smarter? You could douse yourself so that you give off a cloud of the stuff.

Or, would either of those affect a lizard, but not a kobold? Or not a, say completely for example... slime?
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No. 665491 ID: 91ee5f

>Chance of shrinkage.

.....sooo, it has a chance of making your penis smaller. Maybe? That would be funny, but if it ends up being permanent, then it would be psychologically scarring. We don't want to permanently damage someone, do we?
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No. 665560 ID: dd338c
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"Temporarily?"
>"Yes! No potions of mine do permanent things. Except the poison. That just kills."
"And if we did gas an area - is there protective gear I, or anyone, may use?"
>"All potions are easy to make a counter potion to! Either as a cure or as an immunity. Immunities are temporary, too, of course."
"Oh, what about a shrinking potion? Not the one you just mentioned, bu-"
>"Yeah I get you. I can do that. Enlargening potion, too. Side effects include body dysphoria, loss of balance, and being weaker."
"Anything that would affect a lizard but not a kobold, or vice versa?"
>"Uhhhhh wellll, sorta. Probably! Not reliably? Yeah no I don't recommend it since from what I heard, you're gonna need the potion to do what it says it do."
"Oh, I don't suppose there are potions of increasing one's ability to create potions?"
>"Oh, yeah, sure, and I'll just ask genie's for more wishes and buy 10 gold for 1 gold. So what's it gonna be? We can get potion crafting if you got the scrap, and talkin' about my every potion under the sun ain't gonna make every potion under the sun. What do you wanna do?"

That potion that makes someone believe anything does sound tempting, but it seems that there are a great deal of options, here!
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No. 665564 ID: 91ee5f

>>665560
The believe anything one sounds good!
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No. 665567 ID: 2f4b71

>>665560
A mix of believing-anything, makes-people-dumber and mess-with-memory sounds good for bluffing your way into pretty much anywhere. Totally not a magical Neuraliser.
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No. 665571 ID: 57dfcc

So... what I'm hearing is a potion made for a lizard won't necessarily work on a kobold, but not reliably enough we'd want to gamble on it.

Go for the gassing the room gullible and forgetful. That's the perfect working environment for a bard.

Also, get a few potions that work on yourself, just so maybe we can have with them later, if we need to. It'll be fun. Shrinking, maybe the disguise one (we could pretend to be Kex?), something else.

Disguise price. What will her efforts to aid the chaos cost?
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No. 665577 ID: bb78f2

Oh, your final request should be:
I would like to get high with you later when most of my plans are done.

Make it a date?
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No. 665578 ID: e5fe09

For pranking: Shrinking potions, given to male lizards to make other lizards think they're kobolds. Lots of other potion prank possibilities, too.

For artifact stealing: Gas tower with gullibility, dumbness, or some drug that makes people super chill. If the kobolds can stealthily arrange for poor ventilation on the lower levels, and for it to be warm on the lower levels, the whole tower will act like a chimney drawing the gas upwards to the guards and priest.

Then two kobolds, immunized, stand on each other's shoulders under a robe, or one male kobold takes an enlarger if the immunity won't interfere, and they bluff their way up to take the artifact.
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No. 665579 ID: d90668

Order a 100 vials of confusing and dumb gas and see how much it would cost. We can get the money from Kex later to get started.

Oh and see if she can get any of that dust drug you were exposed to earlier. It would make a nice last ditch weapon to throw on someone who might be otherwise protected.
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No. 665582 ID: dd338c
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665582

"I believe I would like to gas a large area with the Believe Anything potion, added together, perhaps, with making people dumb and forgetful memories!"
>"Yes!"
"How much would this sort of thing cost?"
>"Pulling out that many ingredients for multiple types of potions turned to large gas is gonna take time to restock! Along with needing to pay assistants to help make that many short notice potions, I'm gonna want 20 gold. 30 gold if you wanna overdo it just to make sure it covers the whoooole area."
"I would also like to purchase a variety - a sample pack, perhaps - of various potions, good or bad, to work on me and others!"
>"Just one potion of all kinds?"
"Yes - disguises, shrinking, enlargening, putting to sleep, anything you have?"
>"5 gold and you get a wide variety, all you said and more! 10 more gold and you get like, 20 other potions!"
"What do those other 20 potions do?"
>"I dunno. They're strong though, I just haven't gotten any volunteers to test 'em. They won't kill you though, there's no poison. No chance of that."

I only have 46 gold and change on me. I could buy all of this - 30 for the full package for the tower, 5 for additional potions, and 10 for mystery potions if I wish, but it will leave me nearly broke - granted, 1 gold can still go a far ways here for basic needs, and I can get more when Kexluk returns.

>Oh and see if she can get any of that dust drug you were exposed to earlier.
I describe this, but she says she has nothing of the sort! However, to bring her some if I find any. I do not have this on hand, unfortunately.
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No. 665583 ID: dd338c
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665583

The plan, although I have not described this to the alchemist, I believe will be to gas the tower with gullibility, dumbness, and forgetfulness. Two kobolds then, one on top of the other - or perhaps just me with an enlarger - will be immunized and scale the tower, bluffing my way through it. Confirming that the potions shouldn't interact badly with one another, I can both be immunized and enlarged.

.... I have remembered that I am not actually good at planning.
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No. 665585 ID: d90668

Its a work in progress right now. Your job is not to micromanage everything but to inspire the troops and get things started. Leave the planning up to someone here who knows the layout of the city better than you.

Also any complex enough plan never survives past the first few minutes. You just need to have something in place to distract all the various forces and hope it all goes together well.

So buy it all and start rounding up a group of the senior kobolds to help set things up.
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No. 665587 ID: 57dfcc

>gold spending
I would spend 35 for the gassing and sample pack. 40 for the 20 pack isn't worth it- we're never gonna actually use 20 potions, even if the unit cost is less.

>I can get more when Kexluk returns.
Haha, that's funny, since Kex is broken again after spending all the money at once. (Although Story can probably negotiate something from the goblin trades in return for that).

>I have remembered that I am not actually good at planning
You're good at improvising, which is what will matter in the moment.

The chaos bolds are good at making plans, and the practical end of things. Now that you've inspired them to actually act, you can probably trust them to figure out how to deliver the potion gassing, and how to get you in place. Then you just do your thing.

I'd go with the stacked kobolds, personally.
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No. 665589 ID: 2f4b71

>>665582
>10 more gold and you get like, 20 other potions!"
>They're strong though, I just haven't gotten any volunteers to test 'em. They won't kill you though, there's no poison. No chance of that."
Ask if we can get a discount if we can tell her what the potions do. Have the Chaos followers each take a potion, drug a random lizard with it, and record what happens.
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No. 665590 ID: 3663d3

actually yeah, call the unknown potions "bottled chaos" and that doing something random with no fore thought is like, the most chaotic thing they can do.
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No. 665592 ID: bb78f2

>>665583
It will be less awkward if you're enlarged instead of standing on Howza's shoulders, but it will be a more boring story and you won't be making the great escape with your potential future daughter
Spend 35 gold
Heal Nezul - maybe ask alchemy girl if she can create a healing potion for Nezul's eyes - have him hide among the tower drake circle for an amazing escape in case everything goes wrong. Since he's palace-faction and famous, he should be able to convince them to let him fly around the tower if he's healed
Immunize Kexluk as well, have him as backup in case stuff goes wrong and we're leaving the city immediately after the heist, plus we need his telekinesis

Then wing it as we get up there. It's what bards do best.

Simple plan story.
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No. 665593 ID: e114bc

No guts no glory! Buy them all! In a crisis just throw the random potions at people. Effects stack so even if you get a beneficial potion you can toss another one.
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No. 665595 ID: e5fe09

Always keep a little gold for the unforeseen, Story. Skip the mystery potions.

In fact, if she wants to see what they do, why not give them to the kobolds for use in the random chaos pranking? Just keep track of which potion was used on who and she'll find out, which should be worth the production costs in the first place.
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No. 665601 ID: 1430b4

Definitely spend 30 on the tower package, and optionnally 5 for the mystery potions sample. But no more on the mystery potions (at least, not yet), we may need the cash.
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No. 665623 ID: dd338c
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665623

"I will order the gas as mentioned, as well as the variety pack, but for the time being, I must pass on any unknown potions!"
>"Suit yourself. Show me the gold and I'll get started."
"By the way, do you know any potions that can give sight to someone with no eyes?"
>"Yep! For like, 5 minutes. Probably. Aw yeah." she says, as I sort out the coins into her hands.
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No. 665625 ID: dd338c
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665625

>"Ciska! Get the assistants!"
>"How many?" a new kobold says, popping out.
>"All of them. We got ourselves a real order this time!"
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No. 665626 ID: dd338c
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665626

>"Get outta here, rich guy and... whatever your defining trait is, girl! We gotta have a lot of room in here if you want it done asap."
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No. 665629 ID: e5fe09

Time to make plans, Story! Mostly you want to judge how much time you have, what time would be best to coordinate the wave of chaos pranks with the artifact heist, and make sure that the kobolds who are going to be doing the pranking have a decent idea what they're doing, aren't going to be tripping over each other, and are actually being creative. We don't want a dozen kobolds thinking "uuh put booze in the water" and then each separately going and putting what they think is a fair amount in, so it ends up being poisonous rather than tipsy-making. No to that.

Though, as a desert town, water supply probably is limited. Is there one main water source, or a few? Is there a reserve? If there's only one water source then don't mess with that.

Anyway, Story, you successfully managed weeks of time loops, you can do a bit of scheduling. Get a read on mood, too, make sure enthusiasm isn't going down again after the initial rush.
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No. 665630 ID: bb78f2

>>665623
All right then, we'll need to give Nezul a beer hat of the stuff, then.
I guess we paint eyes on him?
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No. 665631 ID: 57dfcc

>fix eyes for like five minutes
That's more cruel than cure. We'll hold out for a real healer, I think.

>>665626
Right, skeedadle. Get the kobolds who are better at making plans and know the tower layout thinking on how we get the potion gassing actual in there.
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No. 665672 ID: 91ee5f

You know what would be funny, but also extremely awkward at the same time? If the enlarger potion is just a male enhancement and only enlarges your penis! Looks like that's a risk we're going to have to take! XD

But, if it does work the way we think it will, just imagine what would happen if we gave it to Kexluk! He's already a giant and if we gave that potion to him, he would be absolutely MASSIVE! O_o
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No. 665727 ID: 57a3c2

Maybe make sure the kobolds' chaos tricks aren't all just bad things? Mostly bad things for those who deserve it, of course, which is most of the lizards. But include some more pleasant things, like sudden perfume in someone's bathwater, some nicer person's copper coins turning to silver (you'd have to provide though), that sort of thing. And perhaps arrange for some kobolds to be pranked as well (or to appear to be pranked, by getting their consent first), so the lizards don't instantly suspect them for being mysteriously immune to all this chaos stuff.
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No. 666066 ID: dd338c
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666066

I leave with brief farewells towards the alchemist, of which I never did learn the name of.

Aside from being bad at planning, however, I also realize that I can still direct the goals and missions of those who are, along with proper schedules! I look over the plans, which have been marked up quite a bit with replacing words like 'kill' with 'give a sneezing fit' and 'destroy' with 'hide' and so forth. Overall, I am pleased!

I present the idea that perhaps not all the pranks should be bad - perhaps give one house the impression its haunted by a ghost that does chores, or perfume in bathwater, and other such things. However, while the levels of anticipation and eagerness towards enacting these plans seems at a high, the thought of giving some lizards good pranks seems to diminish this, so I quickly stop.
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No. 666067 ID: dd338c
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666067

Instead, I propose the idea that kobolds receive bad pranks too, or at least the notion of bad pranks towards volunteering kobolds, such that it appears that the chaos does not distinquish between kobold and lizard.

Some, perhaps rightfully, feel that the lizards will blame the kobolds anyway, but I quickly intercept this with counter ideas to prevent that from downing the mood! If the lizards blame the kobolds for anything anyway, it may as well be for something the kobolds actually did.

Otherwise, I spend a couple of hours making rounds, occasionally singing songs I picked up during breaks and other such downtime, doing my best to make sure that the mood only gets higher in favor of doing the best one can in these plans.
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No. 666068 ID: dd338c
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666068

Eventually dusk arrives, and I am hastily greeted by an individual who nearly ran right into me.

>"Story Seeker! Hello, I am Cerzani - I am to deliver a message about Tulip!" He pants, quite vocally out of breath.
"Ah? What is it about?"
>"We have found her - but we were unable to speak. She was seen talking with a priest at the foot of the church tower, before walking inside with him."
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No. 666072 ID: bb78f2

>>666068
Were you aware of her previous movements? Like, why would she have done that? Surly she asked some kobolds over here somethings to hear from the grapevine, I'm interested in what information led her to the church.
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No. 666076 ID: 57dfcc

Huh. That's weird. Don't know why she would have gone there, but in fairness, we don't know her that well.

She shouldn't know our objective. She might think a church is a place to look if she'd trying to find a paladin? If she was still looking for Story, I don't know what could have led her there.
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No. 666079 ID: e114bc

...I'm guessing she decided to run away and seek out a new owner, because of the rumors about Kexluk being a brutal owner. That's a place she'd have to go to do that, isn't it?

Well, she's honestly not important. Just leave her, she'll be fine. Continue with the mission.
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No. 666080 ID: d90668

I bet she is asking at the church for Kex. Which means he will have to be the one that goes there to pick her up. Ask the kobolds if they can keep a eye out for if she leaves.

I have a feeling you should not go there because they might notice the chaos on you a mile away.
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No. 666098 ID: dd338c
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666098

Hm, it sounds as though Tulip may have been looking for Kexluk after all.

"Were you aware of any previous movements of hers?"
>"Yes! That is, that is where she was last seen, but I've been told more. For one thing, apparently she was a recent slave of Kexluk too, but maybe you knew that? Anyways, before she was in the church, she was around town asking people about what's been going on in Spearstone lately, since she's been in Whitewind for the last few years and only heard rumors from here. We don't know much more than that, sorry. This is new news, but so far none of our contacts who said they had conversations with her knew she was going to the church."
"Is it possible to keep an eye on her if she leaves?"
>"Uh, yes, I'll tell them your request when I go back."
"Understood and good job!"
>".. ah, there is another thing! You might not care, but apparently, there's a rumor of attempting to assassinate Kexluk."
"Eh?"
>"Yeah, uh... we heard it from Mosxa's slave crew, but we have no idea if it was actually Mosxa that's doing it."
"Tell me of Mosxa."
>"... he's a dick? There is not much to say about him, he is ambitious, violent, and it's an open secret that he wants to be the next warchief of Spearstone's palace. We have no idea why he would wish to slay your former - er, current? - master. Apparently the ambush is to happen when Kexluk returns, as he was last seen sprinting towards the dragon's lair. But maybe before? Mosxa's scouts were seen following Kexluk's, uh, rather traceable footsteps."
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No. 666102 ID: d90668

Well they cant really hurt him but I had better try and warn Kex anyways so there are not any unwanted casualties.

I mean he could probably take on the whole town at once and come out unscathed if he had a mind to. But I don't want to put him in the sort of situation where he has to deal with that sort of stuff.

Having to kill people would make him sad.
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No. 666104 ID: e114bc

We can warn him right as he gets back, but we can't catch up with him now.
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No. 666105 ID: 57dfcc

Hmmm. Well, you certainly don't want Kex dead. Although he's rather hard to kill, in any case.

Maybe if the rebellion and planning is well in hand here, you should follow up on this one? It'll probably veer into politics when you investigate, and you're a good bard to keep your head there.
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No. 666121 ID: dd338c
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666121

Hm, well, I am certainly hardly more than mildly concerned for Kex's safety! No, I am more worried about how his mindset will be affected should he be forced to fight so many of this town. Regardless, short of ridi- being carried by the gryphons, I expect I have no way to catch up to him. And even if I did so, I could not find him in the forest!

From our planning, I will be scheduled to infiltrate the church's tower at approximately 9:30 to intercept the Archpriest. The ceremony commences at 10 PM on the dot - to which I hope the exact time will be supplied for me. If it goes well, I will exchange the real order artifact with the fake one. Whether or not it goes smoothly, the chaos kobolds will go out in all of their numbers and enact their plans of pranks and mishaps!

There can be more mood rising and planning yet, but perhaps in the interest of warning Kexluk, I should follow up on this somehow. And if the latter, how I would go about doing so?
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No. 666124 ID: bac0ea

Could you just ask the gryphons to go warn him without you? Then they don't have any of that "feeling like they're being used for a ride".
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No. 666130 ID: 658f9d

That gryphon has some sort of detect magic ability, remember? He sensed you using the Detect Gender spell. So, ask him if he can detect someone using other spells. If he can detect holy spells, then he should be able to find Kexluk that way. The only problem is, the gryphon's favour is to the chaos kobolds, not to you, and it would be hard to convince them that it would be paid off by helping what they'll assume is an upstanding orderly lizardman!

Alternately... this town is supposed to be full of gossips, right? If the assassination plan gets out as a widespread enough rumour, Mosxa will be forced to call it off. Maybe Lady Enlu could help with that? It should be relatively easy for her to at least plant a rumour quickly. Unless you have any reason to believe she's allied with Mosxa, then she should be interested in undercutting his power, and may help in other ways.
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No. 666133 ID: d90668

Asking the gryphons for help is a great idea. You can send a note along saying to watch out for a ambush.

Also you can mention that your day is going well and you have made lots of new friends in town. They have a party in your honor planned starting promptly at 9 so hurry back if you can. Also Tulip stopped by the church to look for you so you can probably find her there.
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No. 666150 ID: 91ee5f

Well, if you do warn him about the assassination attempt, make sure you also warn him of staying out of the tower when you gas it with the "forgetful, stupidity, believe anything" potion! We don't want him to be affected by accident!
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No. 666155 ID: bb78f2

Yes, request that the Griffs find Kexluk on their own while you do things here. You're going to slow them down and timing is crucial. If Kexluk doesn't make it back in time, we'll need to be here to pull off the plan in action.

Shit, if Kexluk doesn't get back with a proper healer, Nezul is out as a backup plan choice. For Nezul to become part of the guard, he must be publicly known to have his eyeballs back, then make a request to fly around the tower to the palace. Which is when we extract Tulip from the church and ride off with Howza and Tulip on Nezul when things go inevitably south.
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No. 666160 ID: c7e3fd

The gryphons don't owe Story any favours, they just want to help the chaos kobolds in return for their stay. Plus, they said they want to stay low tonight because they don't want to be involved in the chaos storm. They'll need something extra to convince them.
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No. 666169 ID: 57dfcc

>>666121
If you had some idea which faction in town is trying to kill Kex, you could tip off a faction that opposes them, or who might benefit from his being alive. Use politics and bardic skill to play them against each other.

Also, this would mean he wouldn't have to suffer all the lizards being against him, as some would be helping him.

What time is it now? After dusk? So... sixish? That mean we have a few hours to maneuver before we head in?


Did you make any contacts or learn anything you could use when you were in Enlu's household?
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No. 666256 ID: bb3898

Can we also plant a chaos idol somewhere in the relic chamber? I believe Tom might wont to witness this whole shebang if not take part in it.
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No. 666345 ID: dd338c
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666345

>Did you make any contacts or learn anything you could use when you were in Enlu's household?
Hmm... in hindsight, perhaps I did. Despite that people enjoyed my presence, I was new, and I do have the impression that there were secrets of which would not be so easily shared with me. There were a few slaves I know of that had dealings with other slaves in various parts of towns - nobles, churches and palaces alike, even if just so mundane of tasks as errand kobolds. Even that, though, would be enough that they would hear rumors going through those locations.

I believe if I wished to pursue this information and learn what faction wishes to harm Kexluk, then I could have luck doing so.

>Can we also plant a chaos idol somewhere in the relic chamber? I believe Tom might wont to witness this whole shebang if not take part in it.
I don't see why not!

"Thank you for this information! I hope to remain in contact, but that is all for now."
>"You're welcome!"
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No. 666346 ID: dd338c
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666346

I head with Howka towards the gryphon's abode.

"Hello, Gust and Lossi!"
>"Hello. Why have you come to us now?" replies Gust.
"I have thought of a task that I must ask for your assistance in. My master, Kexluk, may be in grave peril! Or at least enough peril to merit me wishing to send him word that people intend to assassinate him."
>"Hrm... we can do that. Where is he?"
"Ah, near the Dragon's lair! That is a wide area I know, but you seem formidable at detecting magic - if you sense holy magic abound, then I am sure it would lead you to him."
>"We can try. Is this master of yours important to the chaos den after all?"
"Not directly - however, he is not with the lizard people, and will come to some form of aid, I am sure!"
>"... weak words."
>"Gust!" Howka says. "It is important because Story Seeker says it is important!""
>"... fine. What else do we tell him?"
"Ah, yes, please let him know that Tulip has gone into the church, and I believe it's because she was looking for him there!"
>"No, I mean..... so someone wishes to assassinate him? Is that news to him? Most people have someone who wants them dead. Who is to assassinate your master? When, and why?"
"Ah, I am hoping to learn why, but for now I simply wish for him to be on his toes?"
>"I have a better idea. I will go first. Then if you learn anything, Lossi can be sent after me with more news than to tell a powerful warrior to be on his toes."

I see no reason to argue against that logic, and thanks to these gryphons, I can seek some other task. If not planning for a heist in a few short hours, perhaps I may find out more things out from Enlu's slave party, now that I have a far better idea on what to press about.
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No. 666349 ID: e114bc

>>666346
Hey you forgot to mention the rumor came from Mosxa's slave crew. So it's either Mosxa or someone affiliated with him. Or someone with the ability to spread a rumor among other nobles' slaves.
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No. 666366 ID: 57dfcc

>>666345
>>666346
I think we should follow up on what politics are gunning for Kex, and maybe who wants him dead.
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No. 666373 ID: 91ee5f

>>666346
Make sure you mention that Kexluk should stay out of the tower when we hit it with those potions! We don't want him to be affected by accident!
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No. 666413 ID: dd338c
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666413

"Very well, but I remembered a couple of other things! Please do not have Kexluk enter the tower between 9 PM and midnight, and the fact that the rumor came from Mosxa's place!"
>"I understand." Lossi says, as she begins making preparations to leave.
"Excellent, thank you! I will see what I can find about this assassination, and hopefully return with enough spare time to share my findings."
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No. 666414 ID: dd338c
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666414

So long as I have any emblem - of which I still wear Enlu's, blank side out - I can enter the merchant area without issue.

However, re-entering Enlu's may be another issue altogether!

"Howka, I don't suppose there is a hidden pass to Enlu's?"
>"Ah! Maybe. We get word fast from Enlu from sound hole through walls because lizards investigate slave quarters too often! Would find actual hidden passage. But hidden passage exists! Just... goes through wine cellar and other thing. Need to sneak past guards. Good at sneaking? Good! Otherwise, cannot enter Enlu's."

While I would be tempted to simply approach the front gate and request entry, this has a high chance of being turned away I fear! And normally that is no concern, but then again, normally neither is the time!
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No. 666417 ID: e114bc

Yeah we can sneak. Got a spell for it, even.
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No. 666423 ID: d90668

Go sneaking route. While you can probably get in the front with no problem sneaking is more exciting. Plus you might get to listen in on conversations along the way.
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No. 666433 ID: 57dfcc

Go for sneaking, use bard magic to make the sneaking sounds quieter.

If you go through the front door, she'll likely tie up your time for a while.
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No. 666788 ID: dd338c
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666788

"I will choose the sneaking option!"
>"Okay, be careful! I will show you the many routes one can choose to have."

Howka guides me through increasingly unkempt, questionable looking passages and alleyways. For awhile I can hear voices above me, indicating that we seldom are far from above the ground! Indeed, it looks like these passes may have been old Spearstone roads that were simply built on top of.
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No. 666789 ID: dd338c
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666789

Eventually Howka wishes me well, and I clamber out of a small hole in the floor and round the corner to find my first obstacle. My bardic magic prevents what noise I make from getting far, but I end up in the wine section. I have seen this room before, and I know immediately where I am! However, two lizardmen - who were certainly not there while I got a look at this location - seem to be hanging by the only exit.

They appear drunk and talking about past exploits.
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No. 666792 ID: e114bc

Eh... well, what spells we got?
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No. 666804 ID: 57dfcc

Hmm. Either you need to make a distraction to lure them away from the door, or you need to bluff past them, like you're kobold who works here. The later might not work with all the fuss Enlu made earlier, though.

>>666792
http://tgchan.org/wiki/Story_Seeker_Statistics#Spells
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No. 666819 ID: d90668

Ok conjure a bed on them and then cast escape bedroom because having a bed in it makes this a bedroom now.

Or just listen in on some exploits for a minute and see if there is anything interesting.
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No. 666825 ID: e114bc

>>666804
Oh I thought he had more than that...

>>666789
Can you slime your way around them? If you stick close to the floor they might not notice you in their drunken state.
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No. 666828 ID: 8f8600

Hmm. How big is this wine room? Is the shelf you're standing by the only one, or are there other shelves behind you? Seems kind of a small wine cellar for a lady like Enlu, if not. I'm wondering if, if you loosened a barrel somehow and had it pop out, they would come down to put it back. But if there's no space to sneak forward while they do that then it's not likely, and probably only one of them would come down.

Do you have that potion variety pack with you? What's in it? It'd be nice to save it all for the big heist, but if you need to you need to.

Hmm... how stealthly and at what range can you cast sound dampening? If you dampened their voices just a little, maybe they'd start shouting at each other. Then you take it off suddenly, the shout goes out at full strength, and someone up above comes down to investigate. They find the guards are drunk and the guards get told off, and get told to leave, so then there'd be a little window before new guards come down.
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No. 666866 ID: 91ee5f

>>666828
He doesn't have the variety pack with him. He just barley ordered it, so the potion lady has to make it first.
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No. 666888 ID: 678ad2

Wait are we in Enlu's place? If we still have her emblem we can just put it on and try convince the drunks we're one of her slaves.
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No. 667462 ID: dd338c
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667462

>Conjure a bed to make it a bedroom you can escape from
I do not have this capability!

There are more shelves around the corner as well, and so this room is not as small as it may seem!

>Do you have the potion variety pack?
I do not! Although the alchemist seemed to imply she had some of those potions available, she is going to make me a fresh batch.

>Are we in Enlu's place?
Yes! I still have her emblem, but I fear for ramifications of saying that I am Enlu's slave. I will do so if no other options present themselves!

>Listen for a moment for exploits

I eavesdrop. At first all that comes up are some of their tales of battling the dragon's undead army as it attempts to scale the wall. However, after a moment, the large one mentions there is a rumor that Enlu is secretly mad that Kexluk killed Luzona! Apparently, Enlu had an eye for the dragon's hoard for quite some time.
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No. 667463 ID: dd338c
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667463

The subject changes. With nothing more of interest, I dim the sounds that they make, and after just a moment, one of them looks like they're going to shout. I drop the sound dampener, and his voice rings at full blast.

>"I said open your ears ya fucking salad eater!"

It's loud enough that I hear an audible echo!
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No. 667466 ID: dd338c
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667466

>"... is there a problem down here?" Ah, it's Miss Nece!
>"Nah, no problem. Just deafears here can't hear worth a damn." says the large one.
>"Shut up, you - "
>"That's enough! I've defended you buffoons for some reason that I'm starting to lose track of, even ignoring those drinks you have! If you can't even hold your alcohol for a single shift, then don't drink! Lady Enlu is going to have a party tonight, and if a barrel is so much out of angle and you two aren't the most shining examples of Spearstone's guards tonight, I'll throw your boots into the gutter myself! You'll be lucky to guard a rat's outhouse! Now sober up, shape up, and if I hear a peep from down here, that's it!"
>"Yes, miss, I'm sorry. Not a peep." the large one continues.
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No. 667467 ID: dd338c
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667467

Miss Nece leaves, which does open a few options of distractions and the like!

And one other option is to turn into a slime - as I recall, there are a few sizeable cracks in the wall that I believe I can seep through to more open halls, but given the order artifact's influence in Spearstone, I cannot turn into a slime quickly! I expect it could take upwards of 20 minutes just to get to the other side.
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No. 667470 ID: e114bc

Can you, perhaps, mess up one of the barrels so they have to deal with it?
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No. 667478 ID: 57dfcc

>party
Ooh, good night for snooping. Lots of social wheeling and dealing.
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No. 667550 ID: 91ee5f

Let's do an inventory check! We might already have something that might help us right now!
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No. 667557 ID: dd338c
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667557


>Inventory Check
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Story_Seeker_Statistics


Using my dagger, I am able to carefully, and quietly, carve a hole into a barrel to make it leak. I realize, however, that if I make a significant leak, I may not be able to hide the fact that the incision was made with a knife! Perhaps a small one will do as long as they can hear it.
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No. 667559 ID: d90668

Yeah make a smaller less noticeable leak and use your sound magic to enhance the drip.
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No. 667564 ID: 57dfcc

>>667559
Cheating with sound magic to make it sound worse than it is is good.
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No. 667591 ID: dd338c
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667591

I push just enough to let a small trickle out!

A splitter splatter of noise comes out, but after moving back out of the way, I boost the noise to make it sound like a splash sploshing noise!

"Oh shit what is that?!"
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No. 667592 ID: dd338c
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667592

>"Oh god oh no not now why?!"
"Shut up and put and plug it!" says the large one.
>"I don't have anything!"
"Jam your spear in it or something?! Just get some wood from somewhere and cram the hole shut!"
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No. 667593 ID: dd338c
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667593

>"That's a terrible idea oh good god it's everywhere! What good is plugging it gonna do it's fuckin' everywhere!"
"Shut your tooth hole I'm working on it!"
>"Oh fuck off you get to have the wine?!"
"You fuck off I gotta have stone foot whatever in my mouth you just keep that plug shut we will get through this! Goddamnit stop stepping it in you're gonna get it everwhere!"

Well, they seem suitably distracted.
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No. 667594 ID: 57dfcc

>>667593
Jamming a spear will just pry the crack bigger. They should be trying to plug it with cloth or something. Or finding an empty barrel to collect the fluid with.

>>667593
Sneak past them, then. Off we go.
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No. 667597 ID: e114bc

Now's our chance! Poor bastards.
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No. 667611 ID: 91ee5f

>>667593
They seem EXTREMELY scared. Kinda makes you wonder how severe their punishment is going to be. I almost feel sorry for them....."almost" being the key word in that statement.
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No. 667615 ID: bac0ea

>>667594
If we're giving the lizardmen advice so they can be less distracted, they could just spin the barrel so the spill is on top, while they go try and get a more permanent solution.
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No. 667709 ID: bc7248

>>667594
>>667615
Now that's our /quest/, always solving problems, even the ones we deliberately cause. :-)
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No. 667718 ID: d90668

Well that worked well. I think a horse could sneak by them right now.

If you are worried about them you could always grab some rags and a wood scrap from the kitchen and then have another kobold drop them off so they can patch things and clean up.

Anyways make with the sneaking upstairs.
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No. 667755 ID: 91ee5f

>>667593
One of them should put their mouth over the crack and start drinking, that way it won't spill on the floor anymore! For the sake of comedy, this must be done!
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No. 668412 ID: dd338c
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668412

I imagine that they posess the muscle to simply rotate the barrel such that the leak is at the top. Or, perhaps, use some other object to stifle the leak than a spear, or move an empty barrel over the leak, or any other such maneuver!

And although I am tempted to help them if I can, all I am able to do for now is hear them as I take my first step up the stairwell.

>"Hold on I'm drinking it right out of the barrel!"
>"You fuckin' idiot, there's too much! Get your sick mouth off it!"
>"Gah, it's loose on here! Wait a second, if we roll it forward, it'll stop leaking!"
>"Oh, shit, yeah! Roll it - watch the other barrel you fuc--
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No. 668413 ID: dd338c
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668413

CRACK

>"SHIT!"

>"What is going on down there?!" an unknown, booming voice from upstairs calls down.
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No. 668430 ID: 57dfcc

Quick! Hide somewhere near the stairs.

If possible, we'll try to sneak up the stairs after whoever that is comes down the stairs and goes over there to yell at those guys.
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No. 668446 ID: e114bc

Yep time to hide, avoid whoever's coming, then sneak up there.
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No. 668487 ID: d90668

Time to hide and see what happens. Wait until whoever it is comes down and sneak up the stairs while they are busy with the guards.

Make sure to let lady Enlu know later not to punish the guards to harshly and maybe drop off a few golds to pay for things. But right now if you get caught down here it will be bad news.
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No. 668572 ID: 91ee5f

>>668413
Quick! Find a cardboard box to hide in! They'll never think to look in there!
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No. 668573 ID: 78923e

An unknown voice, you say? Someone you've never met? If you're sure about that, you could bluff your way past them. Get Enlu's emblem on, scamper on out of there like a kobold slave who wants to be away from a trouble area, and when they come by and demand to know you can tell them what happened, the guards spotted a leak and accidentally messed things up.

If the guards get involved and mention not seeing you, or you get asked what you were doing, you say you had just come down the stairs in time to see/hear what was going on with the barrel and that they didn't see you before you decided to leave. You came down to, uh, get a bottle of something, if there are bottles as well as barrels around.
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No. 668605 ID: 2bc1c4

Oh god what have we done, this is beautiful, this is the kind of shit the other kobolds need to be doing.

Fucking hide
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No. 668703 ID: dd338c
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668703

I must hide from what is likely an angry overseer!

>"You mother fuckers, I heard Nece talk about not fucking up not one minute ago!"
>"We didn't cause the leak, we swear it!"
>"Are you calling this a leak?!"
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No. 668704 ID: dd338c
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668704

Yes, he was so enraged at the guards, he did not even think to look around for hidden kobolds! I begin sneaking up.

>"Wait, wait, there's a fuckin' kobold in here! He's-"
>"Stay put you raving idiot! You might've fooled Sokni with that 'a slave did it behind my back I swear', but that's not gonna work out for you this time!"

Ah, that was nerve racking for that moment! I am surprised they noticed me through the open line in the barrels.
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No. 668705 ID: dd338c
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668705

I make my way upwards still, this time able to intermingle with whoever I may. Guards, I have already noticed, seldom familiarize themselves with known slaves, and instead look for people who simply don't belong! As a result, simply keeping my eyes forward like I have a task at hand is the stealthiest thing I can perform.

Eventually, I move into one of the side doors that tends to be unlocked during daylight hours, and apparently a bit into the night.
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No. 668706 ID: dd338c
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668706

"Ah, Cindel! Hello!"
>"Oh! Story Seeker? Why are you back?"

Cindel is one of the average slaves in this location, who listened to my songs and stories with calm yet focused interest.

"I am back, hoping to ask about certain going ons in town! I don't suppose you are busy?"
>"Ah, I am to help some lizardfolk relax and retire for the night, but that is not for a half hour. Do you need a thing?"

While my primary point of interest may be to learn about who would wish for Kexluk's head, perhaps that is a heavy thing to ask about right off the bat. While rumors spread like wildfire in this town, highly secretive stuff like this would not be spoken about so openly!
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No. 668726 ID: 57dfcc

>>668705
>sneaking just by not attracting guard attention
Just make sure not to draw their attention, since you were in the middle of all that fuss, earlier. They'd probably recognize you if they had reason to pay attention.

>>668706
>rumor lead ins
Start with how the nobles and people are reacting to the purported defeat of the dragon, and the confusion therein. (That would lead naturally to who doesn't like it, and opposes Kex).

Or maybe you hope you didn't cause too big a fuss earlier? How did people react to that?

Or even lighter, you could ask how the party is going, and build from there.
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No. 668730 ID: e114bc

>>668706
Ask if she's heard the rumors about the dragon still being alive.

Also, keep in mind we can SPREAD rumors. Like maybe you can spread one to sow discontent amongst the nobles. Get them paying attention to eachother instead of Kexluk.
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No. 668763 ID: 91ee5f

>>668730
Hey, that's a good idea! Let's spread a rumor!

Let's say: "Have you heard? Some of the other nobles are jealous of Lady Enlu's gorgeous body and beautiful feathers. In fact, they're so jealous, that there's a plan to try and trick her into drinking a potion that will make her fat, ugly, and make her feathers fall out! I even heard that they're going to make the potion's effects permanent! Isn't that just terrible?"

After that, we'll try to learn about who's trying to kill Kexluk!
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No. 668764 ID: 57dfcc

>>668730
It would probably help if we had some idea who the player were and how they were currently aligned before we tried to manipulate them or set them against each other, but yes, that's not a bad idea. (List to current gossip, then offer our own made up rumors?).
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No. 668792 ID: c54703

Hmm, if one of those guys spotted you, that might be problematic later. But, he likely didn't get a good look. Look out for another kobold you can swap shirts with, a different color combination might throw him off.
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No. 668880 ID: dd338c
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668880

>If one of those guys spotted you, that might be problematic later
Yes, although I doubt he did get a good look at me, I will need to be careful! I will keep an eye out, but given that my shirt's color is a standard cloth that Enlu distributes to many slaves, I need not swap shirts with a hapless slave.

"I spent so much of my time talking, I would like to hear news! Tell me of this party that Enlu is having?"
>"Oh, yes! Much of the town is rejoicing that even if the dragon is not dead, it is proven that the undead that have troubled us for so long can't be found! So, many nobles and the palace will be having parties tonight."
"Ah, I see! I hope I did not make too much of a fuss earlier?"
>"If you did, it has been forgotten. Don't fret!"
"Very well! Speaking of the dragon's defeat, how are people handling this as well, parties aside?"
>"Most of the town is happy of course! Kobolds certainly. But, there... ah."
"Keep going, I plead!"
>"No, no, I can't say! Well, some nobles, slaves report, aren't as happy about it as they are on the inside. Our warlord, and, ah, Mosxa too, they are sending so many scouts, because they wanted the dragon's treasure so much! So much, that people think that the warlord isn't as happy as he looks, as it is possible that Kexluk stole the hoard first."
"Ah?"
>"But you tell me! You're a busy kobold, and so talkative to new people. You must have heard things too? What is going on with Kexluk?"

And if I am to spread a rumor, this is where I shall think of one, Kexluk or otherwise!
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No. 668882 ID: d90668

Ok no rumors that would make Kex directly look bad. We agreed to be careful about that sort of stuff.

How about saying that you only got to see him for a bit but he is worried about the dragons family. Maybe leak the info that the dragons mother was a powerful lich with a large brood. And that after hearing the rumors Kex is headed back out into the woods to make sure no siblings are moving in on the territory. And that there are no magical failsafes in place that the dragon might have left for its defeat.

As for the horde you do not know what happened with that but seeing that Kex is a noble paladin if he had found it most of it would be donated to citizens hurt by the dragons rampage and invested in local infrastructure.

Want people to think that Kex getting the horde is a good thing compared to a warlord making off with it to expand there power base.

Also mention that Kex was moved by the blind drake Nezul's plight and is going to try to find a healer that can fix his eyes. For a hero like that to have gone so long without healing is a travesty.
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No. 668885 ID: c54703

Say that Kexluk heard about a dragon still being alive out there, and that he was concerned that another dragon had turned up as a result of his actions with the former, so he went out after the scouts.

You could say that, though Kexluk didn't tell you much about the hoard, he did mention something about needing to hide a powerful necromancy artifact... Dragon's hoards do usually contain magical items, often ones very dangerous to the untrained and those around them. It wouldn't surprise you, you could say, if Kexluk had needed to hide the dragon's horde until he could ensure everything in it was safe to be recovered. I'm sure you could spin a small, quick story, Story, about this sort of thing happening before. The horde being dangerous is even sort of true, if you take the perils of necromantic artifacts as a metaphor for the effects of a sudden influx of gold into a small economy.

Though it wasn't a reason he gave you, you could muse aloud to yourself, you have to wonder if perhaps another reason for him to leave the city again so soon was to make sure none of the scouts came in contacts with such deadly items, accidentally... or deliberately? You have heard stories that this area was once inhabited by lizardfolk who practiced necromantic rituals... could any remain who carry on their ways, in secret perhaps? You had heard a rumor that someone in the city was seeking Kexluk's life, and you had dismissed it, but now hearing about the warlord and Mosxa being unhappy, sending out scouts...! No, no, it couldn't possibly be. Couldn't be. Could it?

You see, Story, a rumor about a possible necrocult seeking dread artifacts from the dragon's hoard, and Kex being in danger from them, is much more interesting and exciting and likely to spread, rather than one about someone just being greedy and disgruntled and wanting to assassinate him because of that. And it should still have the same effect that we wanted, in addition to portraying Kex quite positively, building on his existing undead-hunter reputation.
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No. 668900 ID: c54703

Something else to consider spreading as a rumor: the idea that, when great powers (such as the fearsome dragon) rise or fall suddenly, it creates an opening for the chaos god to work his influence.

You could present it indirectly, like just asking "what do you do here in spearstone during a Chaos Shade?", or some similarly fanciful term, and when you're asked "what does that mean", you express some surprise they don't know, explain it, and say that in other places they know that during such events they have to try and ward away or placate the god of chaos so that his attention isn't attracted any further. Are you sure you don't do anything special? Really? No, I'm sure it's fine, but if you'll excuse me, I need to go... elsewhere.

You save this for when you want to leave, of course. The idea is to seed the notion that the upcoming wave of chaos will be a curse from the chaos god.

You could also spread rumours that a "slime plague", a curse from the chaos god, has appeared in the city. Then later, with some bystanders who won't recognize your face, you provide evidence for the plague.
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No. 668903 ID: bb78f2

>>668880
Kexluk didn't tell me anything about taking the hoard, but if he did, he DID earn it. None of the nobles have any proper claim over it. He'd have every right to lie about it too, since, well, people WOULD torture him for its location.

I've heard, like, five rumors, none confirmed by Kexluk.
One was that a lich poofed off with the hoard and dragon's corpse, then raised it.
Another was that the dragon was actually a hostage to a lich and its undead, and that Kexluk befriended and freed it from the lich's clutches
Another was that Kexluk befriended a morally good lich and fought the dragon to retrieve an artifact from its hoard for that lich
One was that the dragon shapeshifted into a beautiful woman that seduced Kexluk for her freedom and hoard
Finally, Kexluk fought the dragon but spared her child and left it its hoard in exchange for it running away.
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No. 668904 ID: 91ee5f

Since Kexluk showed up at Enlu's home, it would make sense other nobles would do something to her as well! So even if we're making it up, giving some sort of warning might actually end up helping Enlu! So I say you should spread this rumor ( >>668763 )!
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No. 669273 ID: dd338c
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669273

"If you must know... I believe that Kexluk is afraid that the dragon's family may be coming down for retribution!"
>"Ah- family?!"
"Correct! Although he did not give me every little detail, apparently that dragon was the offspring of a powerful lich with a large brood. Now, as far as the treasure goes, Kexluk is a noble one who does not care for riches beyond what he needs to survive. As such, I am willing to bet all of what little I own that should he be the one to find the treasure, he would use it to everyone's benefit!"
>"Ah? He will not start his own estate?"
"Certainly not! Even if he could, he is not one to sit in one place for long. He is looking out for everyone but the undead itself, you see! I believe he let slip, as well, that some of the hoard was dangerous - some kind of necromantic relic that powered the dragon's abilities, and that if it falls into the wrong hands, the 'dragon' would simply become someone new! And now I hear rumors that someone wishes for Kexluk's death? I cannot imagine why anyone would want him dead except to take the dragon's hoard, take the dragon's relics, undead army, perhaps even territory and, for all intents and purposes, become him."
>"A-ahh, that's too heavy! Story Seeker, are you sure about this?"
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No. 669274 ID: dd338c
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669274

"Miss Cinder, I am not saying that I can tell the future or am omnipotent - but this is the evidence that is presented to me, and such is the very reality that the evidence seems to point to! Whoever is hunting Kex is no ally of Spearstone, as even if I am wrong, between Kexluk wishing to spread the treasure and even going so far as to seek a healer to cure the drake hero Nezul's eyes, that in of itself must be treasonous!"
>"The powers that are - besides Lady Enlu, of course - may be notorious and ruthless, Story Seeker, but to accuse them of treason?"
"Again, Miss Cinder! This is merely me seeing where the evidence leads. Would you not think it strange?"
>"N-No..."
"And yes, they are ruthless - even Lady Enlu, as I have been told, has people conspiring against her! And her unique frills and feathers? And since Kexluk himself went into this estate, in my time outside, and in my questions, I have learned that they wish to poison Lady Enlu with a potion to make her feathers fall out! And to make her unshapely and grotesque, such that no one would want to serve her, and the effects would be permanent!"
>"Ho- where did you hear that?!"
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No. 669275 ID: dd338c
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669275

"The very place where word from Mosxa's slaves said Kexluk was targetted. After all, scouts are out en masse, a great power has been tossed to the side and in its place great treasure. Everyone's mouths are hard at work, and information seems to flow even freer than usual about further upsets in power!" I say, noting that a small crowd seems to have been amassed. "Such is why I came back here, as I know lots of things would have been learned. Such as anything about Kexluk's assassination?"
>"Ah, I heard about that!" One kobold says, coming up. "Lady Enlu tried to keep Kexluk here in secret, because she knew about the assassination, even though she is not supposed to know at all!"
"Oh? But why did she not say he was a target?"
>"Lady Enlu has spent so, so many years getting into Mosxa's good graces. If she could keep Kexluk indoors where it is safe, then she could continue to keep him safe while denying that she knew about Mosxa's plan to kill him, while keeping Kexluk out of Mosxa's scouts and drakes' path as they try to find the hoard! It was clever of her to get in Mosxa's way in such a manner as to appear to be of help. But, that treasure! Are you sure you do not know what happened to it?"
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No. 669276 ID: dd338c
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669276

"Kexluk had his reasons! The moment he stepped foot in this town he knew of the other nobles' greed, and if he knew where it was, he may still lie that he did not - after all, how many in town would attempt to capture him and inflict unspeakable acts of pain upon him to get him to reveal its location? Kexluk is a Paladin of Order, but it is ironic that he has caused so much chaos on town, even if he knows things will be less turbulent in the long run. Ah, but I'm sure that Spearstone as adequate measures against a Chaos Shade!"

The kobolds look at one another at that phrase, obviously wishing to ask the question of what a Chaos Shade is. Of course, the only difference between them and I is that I know that I made it up!

"All of you know what a Chaos Shade is, correct?"
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No. 669277 ID: dd338c
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669277

...

"No?"
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No. 669278 ID: dd338c
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669278

"Then I shall share, since it is of utmost relevance! When the chaos god senses that a region has developed a great deal of chaos, it will attract his attention like a ding of two coins hitting each other would attract a merchant! And like merchants who would take two coins and transform them into something not unlike a dragon's hoard, so too would the god of chaos stick his tentactles into a gash in order and wriggle and pry open that gap as far as he could manage!"
>"What... what do we do to help against a chaos shade?"

Perhaps it is effective enough that this rumor will spread to make tonight look more of a divine act than a lot of kobolds getting up to no good, but maybe I can further leverage this inquisition about a made up event.
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No. 669290 ID: a73fd4

"Ah, other lands must envy that Spearstone has been so well-ordered for so long, that you have not needed to remember how to deal with a Chaos Shade! But it does create a problem now. I'm afraid that, as far as I can tell you, each region tends to have its own methods on what to do during such an event! You see, the specifics are based on what manifestations of order already exist! Some places attempt to reinforce what they have, doubling their efforts to adhere to duty and ritual, hoping to keep it strong enough to survive whatever the chaos god does, through sheer endurance and momentum. However, this can offend him, making his curses far more cruel! Others overturn their usual traditions for a short time in an attempt to appease the chaos god, holding a festival in which the normal rules are released, and hoping that he will be pleased enough to spare them, or at least be less malicious. However, many find abandoning their ways, even for a short time, to be unthinkable. Often for very good reason, as their traditions exist for good reason! I am a foreigner, of course, so you would know better than me what your most cherished strictures are, and what method is needed."

You could also spice it up with a story about a Chaos Shade. You could spin a tale about, oh, a lich wiping out a naga city-state, and the chaos god bursting forth and bringing a terrible contagious slime curse, and that the local inhabitants had to deal with it by following a precise schedule, over and over, so that they felt they were repeating the same days again and again.
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No. 669351 ID: d90668

Tell them that whenever they see something that seems odd or out of place it might be a sign of the chaos shade working.

When they do they should try to create some order to balance things out.

Like say if you tripped and spilled something and the spill sort of looks like a image of the chaos god make sure to spill a little extra on the other side and make it look like the order god to even things out.

Or if you are moving boxes and some get knocked over and the boxes happen to line up to form the secret sign of the pyramid cult then you will want to pile some of the other boxes in a reverse pyramid sign.

You know that sort of stuff.
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No. 669414 ID: dd338c
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669414

"Aha, I can only imagine how much other lands must envy the order of Spearstone, then, that Spearstone itself forgot what a Chaos Shade is! I recall the story, which I can guarantee is true, of the Lich that once wiped out the entirety of an entire naga tribe. The rest of the caves did nothing, and soon the chaos god burst forth and brought a terrible and contagious slime curse. It was only stifled by following a rigorous schedule so tightly followed and consistent that it felt like time itself had stopped, and every day was precisely the same! Although the slime disease stopped spreading, it left its mark on many folk.
"Now, to fix it, is relatively simple! Some attempt to reinforce the idea of order moreso, but for every push the civilization makes, the chaos god pushes twice as hard back! As odd as it seems, the best luck has been had by toning things back! But that may be too much for Spearstone to think of doing, and so perhaps it is best left up to the locals to decide on how to deal with this."
>"But if doing less orderly things pleases the chaos god, why did following a rigorous schedule for the caverns in your story work?"
"Did it? I said the slime disease simply stopped being contagious, but..."
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No. 669415 ID: dd338c
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669415

"It never truly went awayyy!"
>"Ahhhh?!"
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No. 669416 ID: dd338c
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669416

Ah perhaps I should not have been so dramatic as to start turning my arm into slime halfway through my story.

>"It-it is not contagious you said?"
"Correct! But if Spearstone does not choose its actions well, then the fate of the denizens may be something similar!"
>"F-finding out a kobold is a slime is not orderly and a chaos disease means penalty is death! Fate would be death! Everyone tell everyone to - "
>"To what, Cinder?!" one in the crowd shouts. >"Tell us!" another says.
>"I don't know Story Seeker do we try to please the chaos god or try to follow order and what do we do if we do either?!"
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No. 669419 ID: d90668

As you know the order god is to orderly to go cursing anyone out of the blue. But the chaos god is so chaotic you have to be careful when he is around.

So if you see something chaotic going on you can please the Chaos god by helping add a little chaos to things. This will make him happy and he will be unlikely to turn his attentions on you.

Nothing big that would get you into trouble or anything. Just a little bit of chaos to show the forces of chaos that you respect them.
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No. 669429 ID: ad936f

It'd probably be easier to spread bits chaos than to organize order, but as slaves you might get in trouble if you're caught. Order is very specific and it takes careful concerted effort to spread, but chaos is fairly broadly defined as "anything opposing order."
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No. 669470 ID: a73fd4

Normally I would suggest chaos; the gods have many calls on their time, after all, and if the chaos god sees that there is enough chaos going on already, he may decide to go elsewhere. If not, it would at least put him in a good mood.

Unfortunately, the lizards are a problem! Tell the kobolds that you wish you could warn them as well, but they certainly won't listen to such from a slave, especially if it would distract them from their own festivities. If chaos does come, they will likely try to stamp it back to order. Perhaps the best route for the kobolds would be, when they see the lizards trying to enforce order, help them! Otherwise, try to appease the chaos god. Going fully either way would likely be better if it were possible, but this is the best they can manage. There is always the hope, you can tell them, that the chaos god may have been distracted, and you are all still safe. They can understand why you'd feel it would be better to be safe, of course!
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No. 669499 ID: 91ee5f

>>669416
Just tell them that it's not contagious anymore. It only acts up during Chaos Shades, which surprisingly, doesn't happen as often as you'd think!
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No. 669761 ID: 91ee5f

>>669499
The only time it's been inconvenient is when I'm standing over a crack in the ground. You have no idea how many times I've ended up falling into the sewers like that! Just thinking about it is enough to give me nightmares!
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No. 670001 ID: dd338c
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670001

"Nothing too big! Don't raze the town, just show Chaos that it has some respect. But, at the same time, Order should have some respect too! Therefore, I believe that it may solve itself if us kobolds plan on doing chaos, but should the lizardfolk demand our assistance with their order rituals, than so be it!"
>"It seems a little... against each other, yes?"
"And the chaos god loves it like that."
>".... ah! That makes sense."
"But never mind me, just know that, once again, I am no longer contagious, and all it means is that I must be wary of when I step over cracks and sewer grates!"
>"Okay, everyone, you heard Story Seeker! Let's prevent a chaos shade!"

A quiet yet energetic affirmation is shown by the crowd, before scattering. Actually, they are scattering quite quickly!

>"What is going on in here?!" another unfamiliar lizard voice bellows.
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No. 670002 ID: dd338c
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670002

>"Yeah yeah, get back to work, you slackers!" It continues, coming into view. "Outta my way, we got - "
>"That's him, boss!" says the far more familiar face of the large guard of the wine celler.
>"Whoever 'he' is better be important enough to make you have a nice and compelling reason for you to interrupt me, you fork eater.
>"That's the kobold I told you about!"
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No. 670009 ID: 211d83

Yes sir?

If he starts to go on about you being suspicious try to butter him up and get on his good side. Tell the other guard about the valiant attempt he tried to make to save a leaking barrel of wine. And how if not for him that whole shelf might have collapsed.

Basically if you can help get him out of the mess he is in he will be more likely to shut up and go along with your story.
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No. 670017 ID: bb78f2

>>670002
Well, yeah, you saw me. You two were making such a racket I had to come down and see what was going on.
I THOUGHT you were doing a comedy bit or something. That's what you're doing, right?

Then start throwing a fit and slowly turn into a slime.
"What's going on? I'M MELTING! HELP ME!"
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No. 670018 ID: ea0ad9

>Then start throwing a fit and slowly turn into a slime.
That would be a good way to get yourself killed. Penalty for chaos curses is death.
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No. 670019 ID: 149da0

>>670002
Be respectful and polite to the lizard, play dumb. Occasionally nod or greet other kobolds by name as they pass- show you know them and belong.

Maybe apply subtle sound magic- make the accuser sound loud, or like he can't control his volume. It'll make him seem more irrational, or like he got drunk.
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No. 670048 ID: e114bc

That's one of the guys from the cellar! Time to come up with a cover story. Or prepare to run.

Possible cover story: you heard yelling, went to go look and see what was going on, then immediately decided to leave before you were told to clean all that up.
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No. 670098 ID: 91ee5f

>>670002
Point at him and say, "Hey, it's you! You're the very thirsty guard that was trying to drink an entire barrel of wine through a crack in the barrel! So, how are you not drunk?"
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No. 671271 ID: dd338c
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671271

"Ah, hello and yes! I heard some yelling from the wine cellar, so I ran from my previous duties to check. However, upon my arrival, I saw that the guard before you making a valiant attempt at clearing the leak from the barrel. With that, and Miss Nece clearing everything, and my own duties of laundry cleaning still waiting with impatience for the party, I immediately ran back to clean! I apologize, I realize that my frantic movements must have aroused suspicion."
>"Hrm..." the new guard thinks."
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No. 671272 ID: dd338c
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671272

>"You, kobold!" says the guard, pointing to a kobold conveniently passing through. "Do you know this other kobold?" he says, gesturing at me.
"Ah, yes! Very energetic. He has the blessing of Lady Enlu herself, and therefore the jealousy of many kobolds!"
>"And if this guard says he is the cause of a leaking barrel?"
"I cannot imagine. Story Seeker has only been here for a short time, but has shown nothing but utmost obedience."
>"Damn it all!" says the large lizard gaurd who caused the leak in the first place. "You know these kobolds would back any one of their dirty kin up!"
"And you know how Enlu responds to lizards blaming the little bastards for their own incompetence! Get out of here! Story Seeker, was it? Get to doing your laundry, then!"
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No. 671275 ID: 5b01b1

You probably don't know where the laundry room is, do you? Buuut I bet you know where the bedrooms are, so say something about collecting more laundry and be off in that direction.

Though, that does make it hard to go back to the barrel room to get out of here. You could ask if help's needed cleaning up there, or say that's what you're checking for if you get caught going back there.
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No. 671319 ID: 149da0

>Get to doing your laundry, then!
Yes sir!

Hmm. Hopefully you picked up the general layout of this place in the short time you were here, so you can leave in the right direction.
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No. 671341 ID: 91ee5f

>>671272
Say, "Yes, sir! And I hope that wasn't his" *point at wine cellar guard* "favorite shirt that got stained with wine! Because I've heard wine stains are impossible to clean and I'm afraid there's nothing that can be done to save it!"
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No. 805509 ID: bfb318
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805509

"Right away, sir!" I say, and the next thing I know, I'm at the laundry room, doing just that, with the other laundry-duty kobolds.

... ... ...

Ah, I blanked out for awhile! Laundry can be relaxing to do. Instead of taking the escapist route, however, I will use the easy task to reflect for a moment upon this mission thus far!

The original goal was simple enough. The caverns that Muo inhabits, and the caverns that I inhabit, have been linked together using a chaotic portal. Zirkala would like to remove the chaos from it and make it a more permanent link. To do so, she requires a relic endowed with great power of Order.

That relic is at the top of the church tower here in Spearstone! We have a mere 7 days to return with the relic, but we reached Spearstone at the beginning of the third day - which is also today! It has been a long day, but with any luck, we'll soon have it. The trick, however, is that it must be taken without the lizards realizing it, as otherwise, they will launch a holy fight to retrieve it, and that will no doubt be an excuse to further abuse the already unfortunate kobold slaves within town. I have also learned that there is a counter item of equal strength that is imbued with chaos instead of order, but the details and location of that are lost on me.

I have learned what it looks like, and it should be possible for my newfound friends to recreate the object. These friends of mine worship chaos, a natural progression after being consistently beaten down by the order worshipping lizards above. With the help of gryphons, and a network of kobolds that has memorized the town's layout and schedule, I'm sure that a plan can be concocted to steal the relic, especially since my good friend Kexluk appears to be well respected in parts of town, especially after dealing with the dragon named Luzona.

Except I suppose for the part where Mosxa, a local lord, is attempting to kill Kexluk for unknown reasons. Lady Enlu, another lord of town that is far kinder than most lizardfolk and owned me for a brief period of time, may or may not have Kexluk's best wishes in mind, as well. It was her who attempted to stall Kexluk by keeping him within her walls, a rather clumsy attempt to be sure, but an attempt nonetheless. Supposedly, she wished to protect him from Mosxa, yet by doing so, she also gave Mosxa the time to gather all of his drakes and fly off to try to gather what parts of the dragon's hoard Kexluk couldn't bring back with him.

That didn't stop Kexluk, of course, who simply ran on foot to assure the dragon's safety, as Luzona was merely a harmless dragon that was caught inbetween fates, or so I was told. Kexluk shall return before long, where I'm sure he can handle himself.
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No. 805511 ID: bfb318
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805511

Those are all details of the past, however, and do not directly assist with the task at hand! I have spread rumors to create discord and chaos within Spearstone, hopefully weakening the church's defenses around the relic.

Right now, there is planning to do, using the assets we have! Using my friends' notes, we have a fine layout of relic room itself, where it is protected.
>>664453

The current, barebones plan I have now...
>>665583

Of our assets to employ, we have at least 100 kobolds to work with, a pair of gryphons willing to carry kobolds to high places, and an alchemist currently working on a high order of various potions. There is also an undead lizardman on our side, though the use for him seems limited. I will also my friends create a replica relic, as to properly steal the real relic without them noticing! The real relic has simply been an object of worship rather than a magical item, so the replica we make may not be so easily identified with a simple ability to detect magic, although my knowledge on this is sorely limited.

So! I believe I have enough to enact a plan, but perhaps I should decide on what sort of plan should occur.

A) Do it quickly. We could spend the rest of our week planning a perfect heist! Doing it fast may have its risks, but once the real relic is out of the picture, the chaos relic will be the sole relic in town, and I doubt that the chaos god will allow too terrible a fate to happen to the kobolds, should the worst happen.
B) Do it carefully. Better safe than sorry! It does carry its own risk, though, as the longer we plan and probe, the more likely it is the church will realize what we're doing.
C) Attempt to regroup with Kexluk. I feel like he has the power to simply walk in and take the relic himself!
D) Or something else. An infinite amount of options, I'm sure.
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No. 805512 ID: 9a2274

A.

You have been personally blessed by the chaos god. So throwing caution to the wind will end with the best results.

Kex can handle his junk. You just need to get the artifact and accidentally overthrow the city before he comes back.

Oh and get on seducing Lady Enlu already. You are making yourself look bad by not having done it already.
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No. 805514 ID: 3bc54d

It's alive!
A) Do it quickly.
The sooner you get out of this town, the less likely it is for your cover to be blown.
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No. 805517 ID: 91ee5f

It's alive! And holy shit, looking at the newest pictures vs the rest of the thread, you can really see the improvement in art style!

>What do?
A.

It's time to get this show on the road!
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No. 805518 ID: 3abd97

>No hiding spots close to the target
Clearly you need to be hiding under a lizard-lady's dress. The guards will never check there!

The trick is wooing a lady lizard who's allowed to be there into helping you.
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No. 805595 ID: a363ac

>>805511
A. Quick and dirty makes for a fun time.
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No. 805597 ID: 262ceb

D), a variation of C): find and send some interference/chaos to Kexluk's general vicinity. Not targeted at him, but at the general area. Some random potions in the supplies going out to the people looking for the dragons' gold, some upsets on the roads out to there, et cetera. Kexluk, as a well-traveled adventurer, will be better capable of riding the shenanigans than any of the comparatively sheltered lizards from around here.

Not only will that help him, but whoever's out there will call for more resources from their supplies and holdings in town, leaving you better capable of carrying out your plans.
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No. 805637 ID: bfb318
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805637

Best to get this set of plans moving, I think - and as it's inherently a chaotic action in principle, it is only appropriate that it's chaotic in execution as well.

I make my way back through the emptied cellar to the chaos den of kobold resistance members, where I meet with Howka.

>"Hello Story Seeker! How was the stay at Lady Enlu's?"
"Short, but hopefully productive! And how are you, miss?"
>"I am good thank you. What is it that we do?"
"I believe that tonight is as good as time to strike as any, and there is a such thing as too much planning. So send the word, we will perform acts of chaos all around town, today, but none will be as significant as the act to steal the order relic. Also, before that, might we run some intereference? Kexluk is out there competing with drake riders to gather a dragon's hoard, and I would like shenanigans to get in the way."
>"Okay. Very difficult! Outside of established plans, but exciting. I will send word. Relic stealing, ah... we will be having someone illusioned as high priest and try to, uh, what is word... take over ceremony?"
"Precisely the word."
>"What will Story Seeker do?"

Much of this planning is reliant on these kobolds, and I only have reasons to trust in them, yet...

A) Get involved with the plan anyway. I've never tried to impersonate a lizard priest before, and I'm sure that would make for a good story!
B) Actually still meet with Kexluk. Everyone else probably has this in good order, and can implement the plan to steal the relic at least as well as I can. My communication with him is still sketchy at best, and I hope we won't step on each others' toes to get to the same goal.
C) Seduce Lady Enlu. The fact that I haven't done so is, thus far, Spearstone's greatest injustice, and it will not stand! I'm sure there's goal-orientated justification to this as well, but the only way to find out what that is, is simply to do it!
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No. 805639 ID: 3abd97

>>805637
You'd probably do better taking over the ceremony than one of the others. So probably A.

Do we have time to do C too? Because it's right, that is the greatest injustice.
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No. 805641 ID: a363ac

>>805637
C. what kind of bard would you be if you didn't have sex with the highest person you can find in every city.
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No. 805648 ID: 91ee5f

>>805637
A.

Just so we actually have it and know where it is and the only thing we'd have to do is meet up with Kexluk to leave town and go back home.

And as the saying goes, "If you want something one right, you've gotta do it yourself!"

>>805641
But she isn't the highest! She's just an important person. The highest would be some sort of priest or something, but since we're about to steal from them, Lady Enlu is a more reasonable seduction choice.
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No. 805660 ID: e86ba1

The trouble is you probably don't know how to impersonate a lizard high priest. They are high priest for lizards! The kobolds probably don't get to see how they act and speak, since the high priest would be too high rank to deal with them? If you want to impersonate the high priest accurately, you need to know what they're like. You'd need to find out from a lizard who knows.

By seducing it out of them.

... Or some other method, maybe Enlu would be suspicious of you asking about the high priest and then the order relic going missing because of an impersonator. She seems smart. She might be too busy with the chaos to think about it, but... I dunno, risky.

I kind of want to set up Enlu with Kexluk, actually. Big guy's been keeping away from the ladies lately, and he's been doing a lot of good, he deserves it. I think Enlu likes him anyway, and she seems better than most of the girls around here. Besides, in addition to the reputation for his own successes, let it not be said that Story Seeker is incapable of being a great wingman to his friends! So you could go help set that up. Perhaps somehow work some inquiring about the high priest in there somehow?
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No. 805661 ID: 9a2274

C. All your old problems were solved by seduction.
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No. 806336 ID: bfb318
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806336

"Hmm... my first thought would be to help impersonate the high priest, but I just thought of something. Do we even know how the high priest acts?" I ask Howka.
>"Oh, yes! Uh, we have rough idea of how ceremony goes, but we see high priest outside ceremony, sometimes. Probably good bet! We can tell Story Seeker how high priest acts, if he would like to do impressions?"
"Ah, but then, it would merely be an impression of an impression. It may be best to leave it to those who have seen the high priest in person, to act as he acts, speak as he speaks and walk as he walks. I may attempt to learn some things about the ceremony myself... yes, I think I will research! Continue as planned, regardless, but I will be taking my leave for the time."
>"Okay good luck!"

There is still plenty of time before the ceremony would start, and I feel like I may be able to approach the subject with Lady Enlu, and so I head to her estate. I am aware of the suspicion it would cast if I simply asked about the high priest to her and immediately have the relic stolen afterwards. However, considering how prominent the church is, in both presence and conversation, I feel like it would not be difficult at all to naturally talk of such matters so long as I catch Lady Enlu in a talkative mood!

It need not be a classical, head on case of seduction, either. The idea of having her and Kexluk be an item together is not lost on me, for the big guy has been doing a lot of good and could use some good company. That, still can be a decision made on the spot. Before any such thing, though, I meet with Cinder, one of my old contacts at the estate. Or was it Cindel? I have not seen it in writing, and the pronunciation is some blend of the two.

"Hello again, Cinder!"
>"Hey, you're back! Again! Why?"
"I'd like to have a talk with Lady Enlu! Where might I find her, at this moment?"
>"Probably in her high chair, doing her work. Best not disturb her while she's doing business."
"And how long will she be doing business for?"
>"Not long at all, I don't think. Any time now, she will go to rest back at her bedroom as usual. Best not disturb her while she's relaxing in her chambers! Her guards certainly would not allow you to enter, and if you took the secret entrance, ah, there is no telling what fate would befall you!"

Well, it has to be one or the other, I would think.
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No. 806337 ID: a363ac

>>806336
well there is no seduction without risk we must wait for her upon her bed with roses candles and a trail from her door to the bed of the prettiest blooms.
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No. 806343 ID: f08985

>>806337
This. You're a bard, Story Seeker, go for the most interesting option. You have escape routes if need be.
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No. 806367 ID: bfb318
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806367

"A risk I'm willing to make - I would like to be shown the secret entrance, if you would be so kind."
>"Okay, since it is you, but if questioned, say you snuck by the guards!"
"Understood. Then until we meet again, Cinder!"
>"I hope so!"

By the generosity of the kobolds of Enlu's estate, I am allowed to borrow a couple of candles and some of the freshest flowers available, which admittedly aren't that fresh, but they'll just have to do considering the time constraints.

With the preparations made, I await Lady Enlu! Just as Cinder said, it is not a long wait before I hear the door open.
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No. 806368 ID: bfb318
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806368

Thankfully it is the Lady herself, and not simply an attendant preparing for her arrival.

Although my stay at the estate was short, I learned many things, and of those things included the variety of expressions that Lady Enlu would use to communicate wordlessly. And so, her subtle yet distinct expressions spell out a series of words as they shift from one to the next.

Surprise.
Thinking.

And then, her face settles upon one word with piercing demand.

Explain.
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No. 806371 ID: a363ac

>>806368
"Romance~"
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No. 806377 ID: 3abd97

I apologize for my presumption, but I did not wish to bother you while you were busy, and hoped for a more casual conversation, Lady Enlu.
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No. 806381 ID: fad693

Wiggle your eyebrows
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No. 806382 ID: 9a2274

Give her your "I am a bard and this is what bards do" expression.
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No. 806423 ID: bfb318
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806423

"I wished to engage in casual conversation, Lady Enlu, but did not wish to bother you while you were busy. I apologize for my presumptuous behavior."

So I say, but my expression, sends a silent message back to Enlu.

I am a bard, and this is what bards do. Romance.

It is difficult to know her true feelings, as she is the sort that, when guarded, has every bit of self awareness of herself, not just in words, but in expression and body language. She sends a hand signal behind her, and I hear the door shut, after she left it open while entering her chambers. Her expression changes, and points it at me to express a new sentiment.

What you are doing is punishable by death.
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No. 806434 ID: 49d1a6

Lady Enlu, in my travels I have become rather acquainted with death, at this point I would dare say we are very good friends.
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No. 806443 ID: 3abd97

>What you are doing is punishable by death.
The best things usually are, I've found.
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No. 806450 ID: bfb318
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806450

"Punishable? I've ran across death so many times, Lady Enlu, that I dare say death is a fine friend at this point."
>"Death is no one's friend or enemy, impudent kobold." she says with an unexpectedly lighter tone to bear such words. "It's unbiased, delivering itself to the deserving and undeserving alike. Is it that you, Story Seeker, that lacks a healthy fear of it, or is this simply the behavior of kobolds, where you come from? Tell me, and tell me what is it that you've come for?"
"The kobolds I come from are poor, but free of owners, at least in the village where I am. Yet slave or otherwise, a person is free to do as they please, so long as their minds themselves aren't owned! Ownership simply shapes what is a good choice to make, and what isn't."
>"Then, do you act as a free kobold despite being under Kexluk, or simply make terrible decisions?"
"I act freely, Lady Enlu, as much as I can! As for my decisions, I am the worst to ask. They could have been terrible, but seeing the results of my decisions has left me incapable of me thinking of them as 'terrible.'"
>"And if I killed you for this? I may only be holding off to satiate my curiosity, as by the time I was born, kobolds would never dream of doing this. If I did as I should, would you find your decision to be terrible?"
"Perhaps a regrettable outcome, but I would not regret making it. I have found that the best things often are punishable by death. As for my purpose here, it is as I said, I have come to engage in polite conversation?"
>"And in what land of free kobolds," Enlu says, gesturing to the petals on the ground, "does all this signify polite conversation? It seems as though you've got something else, something immensely scandalous, in mind."
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No. 806453 ID: 2120ee

That could be. Would she care to have her curiosity on the matter satiated?
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No. 806463 ID: 3abd97

Well, the conversation so far as has been polite. Any scandalous developments that follow would be another matter altogether.
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No. 806480 ID: 91ee5f

>>806463
This.
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No. 806486 ID: 214cda

The conversation thus far has been remarkably polite and I thank you for your forbearence Lady Enlu. Scandal, too, is the business of Bards.
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No. 806489 ID: a363ac

>>806450
Well what night is ever complete without a scandal involving a beautiful lady and a bard.
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No. 806490 ID: 3ce125

Is it a scandal if noone else ever learns of it?
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No. 806491 ID: bfb318
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806491

"Well, Lady Enlu, we've been having a pleasant conversation! However brief it was, I've already had what I came for. Any scandalous developments that follow would be a whole other matter entirely."

Lady Enlu lets loose a ladylike laugh. A good sign, I would hope!

>"Clearly that was your aim. Unless you're truly devoid of fear, I doubt you came here to give me a surprise, then give brief answers about your home town. After all, what would be in it for you, little kobold, to have a conversation with me? Even if it has been pleasant, it's been little but little pleasantries. What I am curious of, is what your real intentions here are."
"Lady Enlu, it is not my intentions that would run deep, here. I am, in the end, still a simple kobold. Would you care to have your curiosity on the matter satiated?"
>"If your intentions are shallow, then you're after a simple scandal, are you?"
"Is it a scandal, if no one else learns of it?"
>"At the least, we would learn of it, so it would be a scandal among us. Even if it remained that way, what is there for me, in a simple scandal? I could have my pick of people to occupy my bed, and they are prime and proven lizardfolk, who's attention would not be scandalous. Why, I could invite Kexluk himself in your place. What is it about you, that you've decided it's in your place to sneak into my room, and lay yourself on my bed, when no one else would? Do you think of yourself so highly? Or perhaps, what impressions have I left on you, such that I would find this behavior of yours acceptable?"
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No. 806492 ID: 3ce125

>>806491
As for me, sometimes the adventure of seeking something seemingly out of reach is enough reason to try. As for them, do any of them know bed magic?
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No. 806498 ID: 91ee5f

>>806491
I actually don't think of myself so highly, I only see myself as the only one brave enough to try!

>>806493
This.
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No. 806499 ID: 2120ee

>>806491
She's confident and self-assured. For real, not as a consequence of her position, so it's a fair bet that she wouldn't feel constrained by her position when she doesn't need to be.
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No. 806500 ID: a363ac

>>806491
If one does not risk their all to be with you lady Enlu can it truly be said they are deserving of your time?
Although I must admit back home I have been rather taken by a large lizard lady that took me into her home after I ran a couple of errands to a dragon for her.
Also have you ever heard of the bedmagic spell it is a specialty of mine. *eye brow wiggle*
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No. 806505 ID: 3abd97

>>806491
If one does not think highly of oneself, how can anyone else?

For good or for ill, I have decided to be bold. A Story isn't worth telling if you're not willing to take risks.

As for your impressions, I was rather hoping they would be made on your mattress.
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No. 806506 ID: bb78f2

I only offer you something new. You've always had your pick, but they've always been the same picks. Even Kexluk, though progressive and chivalrous, is still a big, meaty warrior among all others. Yes, he'll sensitive and kind, and wanting unlike the other meatheads, but he's still a meathead.

And your pick of kobolds, should you desire to dominate a slave, well frankly speaking using what's yours seems a little too vanilla. Would they even have the spice you may crave? The big question is, could YOU ever have a kobold in your possession even for just a moment that is a little bit on the wild side without quickly domineering that wild side away once he sees your greatness?

Why, you'd have to have a mad kobold in front of you to take part in that rarity.
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No. 806508 ID: 3abd97

>>806500
The first line is gold, but I'm not sure the rest of the bragging actually helps our position in this moment.
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No. 806510 ID: 9a2274

While I do not mean to brag I do think of myself rather highly. I have been on many adventures and made good friends everywhere I have gone. For a kobold I have many skills and am a rather impressive specimen I would say.

As for impressions of you? In you I see a lady who would love to change her society for the better but has not found a way to do it yet. Someone who takes the best care of her slaves and wishes she could do more.

A wonderful woman who dared to possibly make a enemy of the most powerful person in town just because she thought he might have been abusing me.
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No. 806516 ID: bfb318
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"High enough? Only because self esteem is important, but I've no demands for others to think the same, nor need for people to think so highly of me! Rather, all I show here is to be bold enough. And that might be new to you - how many men have you been with, that would show such daring as to risk it all to be with you? Would they truly be deserving of your time?"
>"Daring? I wonder if you're crossing the line between bravery and stupidity."
"If it is stupid, Lady Enlu, then it is applied stupidity. And even if that does not appeal to you, how many men of yours know bed magic?"
>"If bedmagic exists, I'm sure I could find some mages."
"Then I can, at the least, match those on that front! And my impressions of you? I have not seen other lizardfolk be prepared to make enemies with the strongest warrior in town out of a suspicion that they abused their slaves. A lady that would change her society for the better, if she could find the path to do it."
>"It is true. Despite my attempts, I have earned disrespect from my peers due to my generous attitude towards slaves. This reputation may have gone too far, for you to show up like this."
"Have no such fear, Lady Enlu! During my stay here, I have seen no kobolds here breaking rules out of some belief you would go easy on them. It is me and me alone that believes that you may not be so interested in my demise, blunt actions or no."
>"It is true, though, that my peers would denounce me as heretical if I let you off so easily, let alone give each other impressions on the mattress."
"Imagine what they'd do to me!"
>"Ha! You don't want to know. The town would be in an uproar."

She says it while taking off her necklace.

>"There would spoken outrage." she says, taking off her belt next. "Our society wouldn't stand for our scandal. The thought is incomprehensible. What do you have to say, about a society like that? Is that what you want, Story Seeker? To spit in our society's face?"
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No. 806518 ID: a363ac

>>806516
I am here to spit wherever you wish my lady.
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No. 806519 ID: 3abd97

Truly, I might find some entertainment in provoking such a society for the sake of it, but my wants are rather more immediate. You are worth pursuing on your own merits.
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No. 806523 ID: 72ed6b

>>806516
"I would have strong words for any society that would stop two or more people from enjoying each other as they see fit. But I have better uses for my mouth than to spit. If you find my words so objectionable, then come closer and let me keep mine occupied."
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No. 806530 ID: 72ed6b

>>806516
Or, a little more cheesily: "We can talk about changing a world later; now is the time for rocking one."
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No. 806549 ID: e97f18

>>806530
Why pass up the opportunity to be cheesy?
>>806523
This.
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No. 806551 ID: 91ee5f

>>806516
"I would never spit, that's such a vulgar thing to do! However, making faces while saying, 'Neener, neener!' is something that I would do!"
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No. 806554 ID: 3ce125

>>806516
Perhaps some spit would be the best thing to wipe off its dirty face with.
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No. 806640 ID: 4e4014

She's acting pretty confident, but that would be an act she carries on all the time, from habit. Perhaps a little trade would help? Some small confession of existing scandal, to show trust. And an assurance that, should she go on, she will not have been the only lizardfolk she knows of to have done such a thing.

"For something so simple to be incomprehensible, seems a sign of ill education! I could never believe a mind such as your own would be unequal to it. Why, I'd say you would find it easy to comprehend something even more scandalous... such as the fact that Sir Kexluk himself knows my more intimate skills, and I his."

[pause for effect]

"... Of course, there was a lady we were both attending to at that time, but she did not demand all our attentions at every moment, so the point stands. Another of your race, in fact. Perhaps the point of contention between us, Lady Enlu, is that I have had more than enough experience informing me that close relationships between kobolds and lizardfolk are not merely possible, but potentially quite wonderful. I can't help but feel that forbidding such things is a black mark against a society - and if there is nothing cleaner to hand, sometimes spit must do for polish."

If she still seems troubled, you could insinuate that anyone who knows she's in here alone with you has more than enough reason to suspect you're some sort of spy or intelligence gatherer for Kexluk, and that you're here carrying out some secret collusion between the two, which some will suspect already. (Add that you'd be more than glad to arrange a close meeting between her and Kexluk. I think I might have missed the chance but I still support an Enlu/Kexluk hookup.)

Hope she's not taking that belt off to smack you with it, but if she is you're probably better off taking the lumps.
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No. 806645 ID: bfb318
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"I can understand why some may like to do so, but while my mouth can be used to talk about changing worlds, it can also be used to rock them. My wants are more immediate, after all, and you are worth pursuing on your own merits."
>"Hm. So it's just about me, after all. I see."
>"What would Kexluk think, anyway, if he found out about this? If it got out, it wouldn't just be you and me. As your owner, it would be a disgrace for him."
"I assure you, that Kexluk and I are well familiarized with each other's intimate skills."

I pause for effect, and Enlu looks at me carefully, wanting more. I give just that, of course.

"Admittedly, there was a lady we were both attending to at the time, but she did not demand all of our attention at every moment, so the point stands. I have laid with both kobolds and lizardfolk. Likewise, the girl we were with was a lizard woman as well! Forbidding such interaction is a black mark of society. That, I will say, is something that spit could polish over."

She watches herself drop her dress, while muttering softly to herself.

>"With a kobold, huh."

There is a brief pause as she seems to hesitate, then speaks clearly to me.

>"Your activities with Kexluk are informative. Relieving, in fact. But that is not entirely my concern, little one. Although frowned upon, especially for esteemed ones like myself, it's no secret that sometimes us lizards look to kobolds for this sort of thing. I am thinking what he will think of you, acting so freely as to invite yourself in my room? Your acting freely is just that, an act. He is still your owner, and your actions still reflect on his name."
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No. 806653 ID: 91ee5f

>>806645
Why does she think Kexluk owns us?

.....oh, wait, I remember. Story Seeker and Kexluk agreed that they'd pretend to be master and slave in order to better fit in around here. Even though Kexluk is against slavery, he agreed to pretending to be Story Seeker's owner.

I would say that we should go ahead and tell Enlu that we're not actually Kexluk's slave, but I'm not entirely sure if we could trust her with that information.
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No. 806660 ID: 3ce125

Oh, wait, didn't Story promise not to do anything that would damage Kexluk's reputation?

I guess we should at least ask her if this would cause any problems for him outside of this city. That is a genuine concern, and Story doesn't know everything about the culture of the world. He should at least make it clear that he and Kexluk are friends and he already screwed up once and made him look bad.
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No. 806663 ID: f08985

Dang, we're worse than Kexluk, try and get some pussy and suddenly spilling the secret's on the table.

Tell her that you've sworn not to do anything that would tarnish his reputation, and you're confident this will be fine. After all, you took the secret entrance and certainly you don't intend on sharing any gossip about this.
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No. 806666 ID: 4e4014

"My lady, at this point I should admit that, because your society's laws limit public relations between kobolds and lizardfolk to only a few de facto permitted forms, I and Kexluk had to make a choice as to how we should present our relationship while among you. We are bound together by a higher authority, Kexluk is responsible for me in many ways, and I am of course at his service and owe him duties, but our true positions relative to each other could only be represented inaccurately, here. In truth, I had more part in deciding to present myself as his slave while here than he did, judging that I would be better protected if I did so. I also encouraged Kexluk to behave, in accordance with my act, as if he were a harsher master than he is. He is in fact uncomfortable with both these things, though he did agree with me on their practicality. There is in fact another who has a better claim to be my owner, even more powerful than he, but again the truth of that relationship is more complicated than more rigid hierarchies allow for."

That's a long bit of words, but if you skip them or not, there's a more important matter, so say something like this:

"Honestly, my lady, if you feel the slightest bit of discomfort, or harbor the smallest anticipation of regret, I would be happier for you to follow those feelings! The core of my pride is in leaving the people I like happier behind me, and you are certainly one of them."

Then maybe add:

"If you are uncertain, then perhaps later you could address your concerns to Kexluk himself? With or without my presence as well, I am sure he would be happy to see to your satisfaction."
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No. 806667 ID: bb78f2

>>806645
The social mores he's had to adhere to while here has brought him nothing but shame to himself. He hates it here. He wants nothing more than to fluster the nobles here, make them uncomfortable as possible, and maybe punch or even kill the worst one here on the way out, but he has far more practical matters to attend to, paladin duties, and those come before his own honor.

He wants this more than anything, really. No doubt he'd like to be here too and partake, if work didn't pull him away. He's no kiss and tell though, so you wouldn't have to worry about that. That would ACTUALLY shame him, the kissing and telling. FYI, you're one of the few nobles he respects here, if there are any more besides you. I wouldn't know, haven't had much time to talk to him since we got him.

If it gets out, he's gonna take this shame in goddamn stride, and hopefully get to hurt one of your rivals for you.
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No. 806671 ID: 3abd97

>>806645
I assure you, my actions are well within the bounds of what Kexluk expects of me. In fact, he would probably have trouble believing that I restrained myself this long.

If you are still concerned for my welfare, or the nature of our relationship, perhaps the fact that he trusts me to act as freely as he does should reflect well on him?
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No. 806672 ID: 91ee5f

I just thought of something.

If she refuses to do what we were planning to do with her, then the least we can do is offer to give her a relaxing massage instead!
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No. 806675 ID: 3abd97

>>806645
Another possible angle to take:

My lady, neither Kexluk nor myself are of your society. Slavery doesn't always work exactly the same everywhere.

Did I ever tell you about the week I worked for two drow? (Even leaving out the chaos god reveal, the way they treated you is very different than the way the lizards here do).
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No. 806676 ID: f66698

I can't help but think he'd be proud.
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No. 806678 ID: 91ee5f

>>806676
Or jealous it wasn't him. But, not jealous enough that he'd cause trouble over it.
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No. 806679 ID: 35d188

"kexluk would be rather indifferent i believe should he learn of our actions, afterall despite the titles of master and slave he is still my friend and vice versa."

>>806663
Don't let her know we know about the secret entrance. Maybe when we need to leave we can ask if she has one.
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No. 806680 ID: 9a2274

More than being my owner Kex is my friend Lady Enlu.

To be honest your misunderstanding about our relationship was due to a bad choice on my part. I cast a shadow on his sterling reputation and have been working hard to correct that.

Kexluk owns me yes. But that relationship is by choice on both sides. If he knew what I was doing right now he would wonder why it took me so long.
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No. 806786 ID: 4e4014

Ooh, by the way, considering that you've set up a giant surge of "chaos", the sort that, oh, say, will send someone running frantically to inform authority figures such as Lady Enlu, this might not actually be the best time for lovemaking.

At the very least, if you do go through with it, use some bardy magics to amplify your sense of hearing through the door, so that you can swiftly retire yourself to somewhere hidden if you sense someone coming. Unless you happened to get a superior "sense interruption" or "conceal intimacy" spell? I don't know, perhaps after what happened with the archmage and her father and the fear spell you thought to do such a thing, or perhaps it's in the standard bardic repertoire. Some sort of "sense peeper/eavesdropper" spell would be handy, too.

Do something about it, anyway. Story Seeker does not play chance with a lady's reputation! Nor should he with his friends', but Enlu is pretty trustworthy and our admission of intimacy with him is just our word versus what Enlu says our word is, and we can claim to have been merely in attendance while Kexluk was dealing with another lady. Enlu would have to tell the scenario in which she was discussing bedroom encounters with a kobold if she wanted to tell anyone, anyway.
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No. 806823 ID: 214cda

>>806786
Considering she hasn't murdered him or called the guards, now is -precisely- the right time for lovemaking.

This isn't an opportunity that just comes around again.
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No. 806850 ID: 262ceb

>>806823
>Considering she hasn't murdered him or called the guards, now is -precisely- the right time for lovemaking. This isn't an opportunity that just comes around again.

This isn't some magical alignment of the stars, if a lady's willing to take you to her bed she'll likely be willing again in the future, until her opinion of you changes. If there was some mystic alignment of circumstances that made her willing now and only ever now, that would be extremely suspicious and probably mean that you shouldn't take advantage of her at such a time!

And if you're speaking of logistics, that one or the other of Story or Enlu will be busy/gone/etc past this point, then the likelihood of Enlu being called upon during the activities qualifies just as much for that condition as any other preventative circumstance, and the opportunity isn't rightfully present to begin with.
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No. 806859 ID: 3abd97

>this might not actually be the best time for lovemaking
Like this has ever stopped Story Seeker. I mean, come on, poorly timed lovemaking makes for very entertaining stories!
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No. 806876 ID: 91ee5f

>>806859
You're right, this never stopped Story Seeker before, so it shouldn't stop him now!
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No. 806881 ID: 262ceb

>>806876
>>806859

Story Seeker has never dealt with a lady who had such a concern for her public standing before! At least, not in this exact way. Morgana was concerned with her appearance, and Story Seeker did in fact try to take care with it! I believe he showed concern for Zirkala's reputation at some point as well, promises to change names and tell certain stories only far away, for example. He also hesitated to bed Minci from concern about her relationship with Tom. But in any case, mostly he's dealt with people and societies in which there was no real stigma attached to his activities - of all the ladies he's been with, you'd have expected such a thing most from the naga archmage, most likely, and in the end neither she nor even her father minded so long as the particular kobold she was with was one well-thought-of by virtue of his actions.

With Enlu, and with this society in general, things are different. Things have kind of been different the whole desert order heist arc, actually, with more planning and consideration asked for than in other adventures. Is leaving such a thing outside the bedroom door really a good idea? If I recall right, Zirkala outright stated that she expected this trip to be a learning experience for Story and Kexluk. She wanted Story to see a society where he wouldn't be as free and couldn't be as bold and careless as he had been before. We need to keep that lesson in mind.
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No. 806884 ID: a363ac

My lady Enlu I thought you would have realized by now that Kexluk is no more my owner than the Lich King who watches my every move. Or the timelord who watches my surroundings so they do not explode around me.
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No. 806885 ID: bfb318
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"Contrary to who owns who, above all else, I consider Kexluk to be a friend."
>"Hmm, you're just full of scandalous traits, aren't you?"
"It's a wide world out there, and a wide range of slaves and equals. Yet all the same! I would not want to tarnish Kexluk's reputation. I have done it once before, and intend to do it never again. We are travellers mind, and I wonder if anything here would affect the outside world? He himself has said that he despises this place."
>"He said this?"
"Yes, and that he is ashamed to be of the same race that leads Spearstone!"
>"Then I would like, more than ever, to be his friend. If this act does not risk such a thing..."
"I'm sure he expects this of me. In fact, an act between us would only show you are not part of the mold that is Spearstone. Know that just as I do not want his reputation to be tarnished, I would not want any acts upon this mattress to end in regret for you, so if you have hesitation, we can convene with Kexluk, and - "
>"Do you have concerns?"
"Hm? Only of if there is a chance that someone will barge into this room. I myself can escape, but if it is trouble for you..."
>"That is disappointing, Story Seeker. To you who would barge into my room uninvited and solicit me for such scandal, you're concerned that another would do the same? To be concerned about my regret and Kexluk's reputation? It seems that you are the hesitant one. You lay yourself on my bed, yet would keep your clothes on. It's as if you weren't all that dedicated to what you seek."
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No. 806886 ID: 3ce125

>>806885
Ah, of course. You're being rude, Story. Apologize and begin stripping yourself. Make a show of it.
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No. 806887 ID: a363ac

>>806885
cast Undress Self. say nothing
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No. 806889 ID: a363ac

>>806887
also begin Kobold sized lap dance
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No. 806890 ID: 262ceb

"Lady Enlu, to answer that I will only say, with all respect: step into this bed, and in a while I will challenge you to question my dedication again."

Magic/bardskill your clothes off at some appropriately dramatic/erotic point.
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No. 806903 ID: 91ee5f

>>806885
If your bedmagic allows you to undress yourself without moving, then do that while saying, "What clothes?"

To her, it'll look like you undressed without having to undress the same way she's undressing.
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No. 806904 ID: 3abd97

>>806885
Hmm. Being interrupted by another attempting to do the same, rather than an angry guardian of some kind, would be a new experience. I did not anticipate your bedroom would see such high traffic!
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No. 807952 ID: bfb318
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807952

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No. 807953 ID: bfb318
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807953

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No. 807954 ID: bfb318
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807954

>Cast Undress
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No. 807955 ID: bfb318
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807955

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No. 807956 ID: bfb318
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807956

Lady Enlu shows that when she makes up her mind to do something, her actions are swift and decisive!

>"You are past the point of returning now, before you get any second thoughts."
"My dear Lady Enlu, people have enough difficulty getting me to have first thoughts."

Say what I will about lizardfolk, they are certainly energetic.

>"I can see why. Did you... no, enough questions for your intentions, those are also behind us. Let's just make this a monumental, private, scandal. Show me how easily this society can disso - "
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No. 807957 ID: bfb318
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>"Lady Enlu I'm coming in!"

A familiar voice of another lizard girl, one who I cannot place offhand, calls out as we both hear her begin to run in.

The secret entrance is a bit far, just in the other room! Even with my magic, it may be difficult for me to get back in the way I came, but the top priority is to do something.
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No. 807959 ID: a363ac

>>807957
"Quick Lady 69 position as low as possible"
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No. 807961 ID: f08985

>>807957
Find someplace to hide in the bedroom and use Sound Dampener. Ideally you could hide under Enlu, but there's a good chance she'd have to move off of you so that's probably not practical. Still, if you can manage to hide between her legs and use your tongue to tease her mid-conversation, that'd be ideal.

There's sheets, pillows, and the like, right? Or someplace she keeps her clothing? Go do that if using Enlu as cover isn't practical.
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No. 807963 ID: 3abd97

Threesome? I suppose Enlu might be less interested in roping one of her slavegirls into that, though.

...can you cast conjure bed? So there's a bed blocking the door?
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No. 807964 ID: f08985

>>807961
...actually, if this girl is bringing news about the order artifact, hiding under Enlu and teasing her is probably a good way to get her to stay put and buy the chaos operatives some time.
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No. 807970 ID: 3ce125

>>807957
First priority is getting out from under her (perhaps rolling off the bed so that it's between you and the door) and casting Dress Self. That would prevent any scandal; she could claim you were there for any number of mundane things, such as a massage or collecting her clothes. Optimally you could cast Escape Bedroom and appear in the hallway behind the lizard girl, before she even sees you in here.
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No. 807971 ID: 91ee5f

Quick! Under the blankets with Enlu still riding you!

Also, judging from the look in Enlu's eyes, I'd say she's pretty much ready to murder someone! Or if she stares hard enough, daggers and/or lasers will come flying out of her eyes!
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No. 807990 ID: fe7355

You have the magic to throw your voice, right? If so, then throw a whisper into Enlu's ear and very quickly tell her to let go, roll over onto her side with her back to the door and make like she was trying to take a nap and she's annoyed she was disturbed. Her body will hopefully block view from the door enough that you can cast a sound muffler spell and crawl with as much haste as you dare to the far edge of the bed unseen and unheard. Once you slip over the edge, you can cast Dress Self to get your clothes back on and position yourself to slip under the bed if this unwanted visitor comes around the side.

Alternatively, if Enlu's form doesn't offer enough coverage, or the bed is too wide or low, to slip over the far edge unseen, then tuck yourself in tight against her and out of sight. Hopefully whoever is barging in will stay back due to being unsure at Enlu's nakedness and her biting annoyance at being disturbed.
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No. 808006 ID: 262ceb

Uhh... ok, first, you need more time, so do the old obi-wan trick and make a sound in the corridor behind the girl to distract her for a second. Then... let's see what we're working with. (>>806367) Ah, this bed! We haven't seen them directly, but with that frame and the lacey stuff on top, this is one of those beds with the curtains that can be pulled around it, right? Do that, quick. Also, that pillow is large enough to hide you.

The trouble is you need Enlu to let you go, though, to do any of that. If she doesn't do that quickly then you're in trouble. You could slip out of her hold easily as a slime, and off the bed or under the pillow like that, but that'd make a mess and raise so many more questions from her. Still, it'd avoid scandal.

She might have some measure of her own in mind, too, so you need to anticipate what she's going to do. Probably just shove you off the far side of the bed, it's not right up against the wall or anything.
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No. 808011 ID: 64053e

I forget exactly how the spell Escape Bedroom works but this may be the time to use it.
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No. 808015 ID: 12e88b

Basic illusion is in the bardic spell repertoire, right? Just silent image yourself into a lizardman. Still scandalous, but small enough scandal that a loyal servant will keep it quiet. The illusion will have to cover the bed a bit, exaggerating how much "you" sink into it to keep Enlu's position right, but whoever's coming in should instinctively avert her eyes as soon as she gets the basic impression of what she's seeing, so it only needs to fit the generalities enough to fool a first glance. Enlu should move her hands immediately, so that shouldn't be a problem either.

A shortish, slender (but obviously, handsome) lizardman would probably be most likely to work, but if you really wanted to profit, you could imitate Kexluk. Enlu's use of him as an example of who she could attract implies any rumours of her seducing him would hardly be shameful for her, and any further confusion as to where Kexluk really is will help add to the general confusion and divert more of the trouble going after him.
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No. 808016 ID: 12e88b

You COULD use Escape Bedroom, but then Enlu's questioning of your determination would be right. Your reputation with a beautiful woman is at stake, Story! Obviously, you need another solution. And it would only deposit you in a possibly worse place to be running around naked, anyway. Even if this girl sees everything that situation would still be potentially salvageable. Enlu looks more annoyed than concerned so she may trust one of her girls not to spread scandal. Have courage!
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No. 808017 ID: 015058

Slap her ass and suggest a 3 way.
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No. 808031 ID: 72ed6b

>>807957
Disguise your voice as a lizard, and call out "Not unless you want to join in you're not."

If there's still a threat of impending discovery, then hide underneath her and a blanket, and tease her constantly.
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No. 808106 ID: f66698

Turn into a slime and run up her cooch.
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No. 808113 ID: e94191

>>808031
I agree with this.
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No. 808221 ID: bfb318
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808221

>Spells
While I can cast summon bed, it is hardly a worthy piece of furniture, and in fact is more of a cot than a true bed!

>Minor illusion
While this does fall under bardic magic, my magic is still too much within a novice's domain to do something so abusable.

"Unless this is to be a threeway," I say, flapping my tongue as fast as it will go, throwing my whispered voice right by Enlu such that she may hear me. "I will hide under the covers." My limited magic use makes easy work of throwing my voice like this, but to do something like imitate a lizardman, I would need to train my impressions much better. Regardless, Lady Enlu takes the cue, and spins around as she brings the covers up over her legs and over me. I believe that her plan was to cover me with her tail, but I, perhaps too mischieviously for good taste, spun around as well such that I land over her tail. My face ends up right in front of her loins, and I continue my work, using a touch of magic to hinder what miniscule noise it causes.

>"Lady Enlu!" I hear her call out, now at the door way. "Er - "
>"What is it, Nece?"
>"I um..."

Her thighs squeeze on me - I almost wonder if it's her trying to get me to stop, but another squeeze after I do halt says otherwise! If anything, she is trapping my head right where it should be.

>"Are you feeling okay? You look distressed." Nece continues.
>"A slight fever, nothing to be concerned about. What are you barging in, for?"
>"Erm, sorry, but it's... about the relic. We have reason to suspect that kobolds are attempting to steal it for some reason. The church is asking that we hold the relic, here, overnight."
>"How ironically disorderly. And me, of all people? I thought I had too much of a reputation for being too kind to my kobolds."
>"Yes, but the palace recognizes that that means your kobolds are the most loyal, and are unlikely to have insiders, unlike everyone else, so...."
>"Fine, enough, I'm in no position to deny the palace. Make the preparations, spare no expense. We all know what would happen to my reputation if the order relic were to be stolen while in my care."
>"Okay. Um, should I run the bath for you? Bring you some food?"
>"No, just leave me be, tonight."
>"Okay just call out if you need anything please!"

She leaves, and Lady Enlu simply whispers down to me, 'continue.'
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No. 808225 ID: f08985

Continue, but don't let her climax so easily. See what sort of reactions you can get from her.
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No. 808227 ID: a363ac

>>808221
work your bedmagics.
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No. 808247 ID: 91ee5f

>>808221
>Erm, sorry, but it's... about the relic. We have reason to suspect that kobolds are attempting to steal it for some reason.
Alright, who talked?

>The church is asking that we hold the relic, here, overnight.
Well, that makes things easier! Unless it's a fake in order to draw out the thieves.

>"Fine, enough, I'm in no position to deny the palace. Make the preparations, spare no expense. We all know what would happen to my reputation if the order relic were to be stolen while in my care."
..........damnit. Instead of being easier, it's now gotten harder! There's gotta be a way to take it without harming Enlu's reputation!

Maybe we can intercept it before it arrives? That way, it'll be the palace's fault and not Enlu's!

>She leaves, and Lady Enlu simply whispers down to me, 'continue.'
But your stealing plans will have to wait until later. Right now, Lady Enlu gave you a command and it would be quite rude to ignore it! So give the lady what she wants and continue!
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No. 808249 ID: 3ce125

>>808247
It might still be easier, actually. If we intercept the relic while it's being transported, Enlu takes no blame. Another possibility is that Enlu wants it stolen and will be willing to claim the delivered relic is a fake and it's already been stolen. Then in the resulting confusion we steal it for real and replace it with the fake she claimed it is.
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No. 808250 ID: 91ee5f

>>808249
That's a big risk and it all relies on Enlu wanting the relic stolen in the first place! If she doesn't want it stolen and we tell her, we'll be in big trouble!
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No. 808251 ID: 58a78f

>>808249
I too am in favor of stealing the relic while it's being transported, as it would be beneath us to dump the blame on lady Enlu.
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No. 808252 ID: 3ce125

>>808250
Note that I did not suggest we tell her. Basically we'd be hoping she figures out on her own that Story is trying to steal it and says she wants to help.
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No. 808256 ID: 91ee5f

>>808252
True, but we'd still need to hope that she'll actually let us take the relic and not try to actually stop us!
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No. 808287 ID: 72ed6b

>>808249
> It might still be easier, actually. If we intercept the relic while it's being transported, Enlu takes no blame.
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No. 808288 ID: 262ceb

You heard the lady. Make sure she's particularly satisfied, her good will is essential to anything you might want to do. Perhaps while pillow talking afterwards you can carefully probe her opinion on the matter by pretending to be ignorant and going "what's this order artifact thing about", that sort of thing. But a warm fuzzy afterglow for her will only help, so demonstrate your "dedication" and bardic skills first.

Once that's done, you can slip out to warn the others that the lizards are on to them, and make a fresh plan. This move might not be as good as the original plan going off without a hitch, but it might present opportunities. Maybe it will even delay things enough for Kexluk to be back and help out. I can't remember, did you have a replica of the artifact made at some point? Perhaps the order god will be "displeased" enough at his artifact leaving the tower that it loses its efficacy. Or it might be "discovered" by an upstanding paladin-type that someone replaced it. You can hold objects inside your solid body that you put there while a slime, right?
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No. 808300 ID: 3abd97

>She leaves, and Lady Enlu simply whispers down to me, 'continue.'
You heard the lady!

>relic is being transported right to us
The gods have a sense of humor.

But yeah, we probably want to hit it in transit to or from Enlu's place. Tanking her reputation would be a dick move.
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No. 808452 ID: bfb318
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808452

And continue is what I do, not as though Lady Enlu would have it any other way, as she continues right after Nece takes her leave. After this, I will aim to organize an interception to steal the relic while it is in transit, so that Lady Enlu needs not suffer a reputation hit.

...

...

...

That is, however, after I manage to leave in the first place! Although I let things move slow initially to deliver satisfaction instead of a rushed job, perhaps this was an unnecessary task. Despite how much energy I end up putting forth, Lady Enlu is turning out to be insatiable, and I am having trouble deciding on how to approach the subject of excusing myself. Time is passing, and I realize I do not know when they plan on moving the relic!
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No. 808455 ID: bb78f2

>>808452
Shut up and enjoy it while you can.
It turned out to be a necessary task because now we know, and now we can MAYBE stop the reputation hit somehow. Or not, whatever, there's no real choice in the matter anyway.

If you could somehow GET a note to escape the bedroom, or your voice, I dunno. Use a loophole through the magic rules in a creative way. I forget where you end up if you escape the bedroom, so escaping a note might be bad.
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No. 808456 ID: 3abd97

>>808452
Well you have two options here. Either you need to make a shameful escape from the lovemaking, or you need to double down and break out every trick you can to exhaust her.

And there's no way you can leave a lady anything less than satisfied.

Once you've gotten out of the bedroom we can try and figure out where the artifact is, when they're moving it, and how we try to get at it.
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No. 808457 ID: f08985

>>808452
That's not really important unless we specifically want to grab it on the way here. Grabbing it on the way out works fine too, and it's not like they're going to cart if off without getting Enlu's say-so first. Keep going, don't let your conquest best you in stamina.
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No. 808462 ID: 91ee5f

>>808452
This raises the question of if she's always like this or if it's been a while since she got to relax like this and she's desperate?

>>808457
This!
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No. 808493 ID: 3ce125

Honestly Story should probably try to do something.
>>808452
Tell her you weren't expecting to spend all night doing this, you have a prior engagement you must attend to soon.
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No. 808500 ID: 262ceb

What, is this the best you can do, Story? The man who's successfully served under legendary chaos followers, ancient immortals, a goblin queen, and a literal succubus? Defeated by a lizard noblewoman? She questioned your dedication, remember, so you have an excuse to seek her surrender. Show her your true power, bard! Leave her not knowing which way is up and too blissful to care!

>I realize I do not know when they plan on moving the relic!

She said "The church is asking that we hold the relic, here, overnight.", so that gives an approximate timeframe. What time was it in the day when you got in here, and what time should it be now?
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No. 808505 ID: 262ceb

Ok hold on I've been re-reading a bit and there are actually quite a lot of details I forgot but one of them was that Nece said Enlu was having a party tonight. It was said to be starting in 30 minutes last time it came up, not too long ago before Story zoned out doing laundry, so it should be happening any time now! If Enlu hasn't given instructions for that to change, then that confuses things quite a lot, if they're moving in the relic and a bunch of security as well. Maybe they plan to disguise the relic move as moving supplies in for the party?

In any case, perhaps a little reminder along the lines of "I had heard you were going to have a party tonight, won't that be difficult with the relic" would divert Enlu's attention to her own affairs. After you've given her enough attention to avert dissatisfaction, of course. Maybe say something along the lines of "I would certainly enjoy entertaining you all night but my original intent was to cheer you up and leave you a warm glow for the evening's festivities", or something like that. She was probably originally coming in here to change clothes.

Also, the infiltration plan was supposed to start at 9.30, replacing the archpriest for a ceremony that's supposed to happen at 10. The "confuse/stupefy the whole tower" gas plan was supposed to begin before 9.30, then. If the lizards' plan of storing the relic overnight with Enlu is supposed to happen after the ceremony, then it's possible the plan will still go through, and a replica will be what's delivered here! Maybe suggest to Enlu that, if her reputation depends on protecting the relic and there's someone planning to steal it, she should make sure it's the real relic when it arrives.

If they're moving the relic before the ceremony... well, it seems unlikely given their order worship, that letting the schedule slip would be a sin. But if so, then not performing their religious duties would be an excuse for some chaos to slip in, eh?
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No. 808506 ID: 015058

Continue pleasuring her until she is a quivering mess. The poor lady has obviously been starved for attention. Might have to get Kex in here later to help you relax her if time permits.

As for the plan there are more options than just stealing it in route.

You could steal it from the party while disguised as a agent of one of the other warlords in town. Frame one of Lady Enlu's enemies so that they take the reputation hit.

Cause a upswing in random chaos at Enlu's mansion the instant the artifact arrives. Then start rumors that the artifact was already stolen and or corrupted and the church just moved it here to try and hid that fact. Then steal it and replace with a look alike chaos copy in the confusion. (note this might be counteracted by the artifacts order field?)

Or just steal it anyways and leave Kex here while you go to deliver it. He can help Enlu take over the town in the chaos after the artifacts removal. Plus provide Enlu with some much needed male companionship.

Just remember that however this plays out this whole town is going to get crazy very shortly. Other than stealing the artifact all you want is to make sure it falls to the good sort of chaos and not the Murderous rampage sort.
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No. 808526 ID: 262ceb

Another plan idea: find out more about the god/demigod they worship, then stage an appearance by them (maybe in the tower, with the mind fog in effect?) where they declare how displeased they are and that they're withdrawing their blessing and the power of the relic, blaming the priests and the palace. Then they check the relic at Enlu's, where it's been replaced, and they discover that "the relic" no longer has any power. You get away with the real relic and no-one even suspects it's been stolen!
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No. 808581 ID: f66698

Lets be real, while Story Seeker has a mission, bedding the most powerful of women is his calling in life. Who cares if he has to steal the relic back, he's not leaving a woman unsatisfied while it's in his power not to.
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No. 808602 ID: bfb318
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808602

Right now, it is late evening, and the sun is low in the sky. The ritual itself was to take place at night, in just a few hours tops.

It's unlikely that literal order-worshipping lizards would let the schedule slip so easily, and so perhaps the transit is to happen after the ritual. In that case, I still have plenty of time to feed Lady Enlu's voracious appetite for attention, and think up plans.

But, what kind of person, man, and bard would I be if I were to fail this task by worrying so hard about some other task?! No, I will shut my big mouth, and handle Lady Enlu as energetically as I can and still maintain my stamina. I will have her fold, and close out this session before I let myself show the slightest bit of lethargy! I must prepare myself to spend hours on this if that is what it takes, but if I am able to get her to fold early, and have it appear as it were her own idea and not my pressure...

>Party
Of course! That should be starting momentarily, if not already proceeding. I put on a shocked face, more theatrics than honest surprise, in front of Enlu. She says nothing, but looks at me quizically.

"Ah, I apologize, it is nothing, I just realized that I heard you had a party, and I while I would like nothing more than to keep this going throughout the night, I also would not wish to keep you from..." I trail off, looking at Enlu's own expression.

As soon as I mentioned 'party', her face contorted as though she bit into bread with a rotten core.

>"It's called a 'party', but mark my words, it will just be a pack of lizards patting themselves on the back for benefitting from Kexluk's actions. I need not be present during the entire length."
"As long as I do not harm your reputation, Lady Enlu. I would hate to imagine that the relic were to be delivered to you, only to find out that it was already stolen and you were given a fake!"
>"... why would that be?"

Hm, my plan to keep my big mouth shut seems to have already failed.
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No. 808605 ID: 015058

Because me and Kex are going to steal it and replace it with a fake of course.

That or you could say:

"Well this whole idea that the kobolds are going to somehow steal a artifact of pure order seems silly. It seems more likely that someone is using this situation to try and ruin you. Why else would they insist on storing it at your place?"

"I could just be paranoid but after watching all the politics around here it seems like you are the only decent noble in town. And with you being the only one to personally meet with Kexluk they might be trying to damage your reputation before you can get him on your side."

"In there view whoever wins over Kexluk could probably take over the town. So seeing you have a amicable relationship with him so quickly might be causing people to panic."
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No. 808607 ID: 56ffef

>>808602
"Well I assume if the church is so concerned they would move it then someone must be planing to steal it. But that is none of my business let me get back to mine!" keep your mouth busy SS! >:l
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No. 808610 ID: e22b1d

Because the whole affair feels like a trap my lady.

Are we really supposed to believe that some random Kobolds have suddenly organized a group capable of stealing the churches most important relic? Right as a very powerful Paladin has come into town who could overthrow the current political balance overnight if he wished? That same Paladin who has only met with one Noble? And who left his personal slave in her care?

If I was a scheming noble I would wait until the peak of the party and then show off the "relic" for a fake. Then blame you for it.
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No. 808611 ID: efcc58

Honesty is the best policy.
"The forces of chaos are at work tonight. Kexluk and I seem to have been caught in the middle of it. As we speak, Kexluk is returning to the dragon's lair to defend its inhabitant from the greedy lizardmen who sought its death. The kobold underground, after plotting for years, have decided to put their plans into action. As much as I would love to spend the night in your pleasant company, I may need to assist in the collapse of society."
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No. 808613 ID: 5b93d3

>>808602
"Because the relic would be nowhere safer than in the church under guard. Why would they move it unless they intended to pin the blame on another party?"
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No. 808615 ID: 17c2ee

>>808611
Don't be delusional.

>>808610
>>808613
Much better. Go with these.
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No. 808626 ID: 91ee5f

>>808615
This.
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No. 808638 ID: 3abd97

>"... why would that be?"
If there was not some threat to the relic's safety, I doubt the relic's guards would be so anxious to hide it away. And you mentioned yourself, if it were to go missing, you would be blamed.

Hmmm. Perhaps one can see the hand of her rivals in this? Not only is Enlu arguably a reasonable person to hide the relic with, but there's someone who would like to see her fail, and is giving her the chance.
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No. 808646 ID: 262ceb

"Well, my lady, hard as it is for me to even conceive of it from my current position, I know there must be people who wish you ill, some of whom have been displeased quite recently! Even if the move itself was motivated honestly, I find it too easy to imagine someone immediately thinking to take advantage of it."
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No. 809113 ID: bfb318
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809113

"The whole thing feels like an elaborate trap, if I say so myself. Unless there is reason to believe that some group of kobolds out there suddenly gained the capability of stealing the church's most valuable possession? Even if its location is known, where else would be safer, unless your security is far better than I have witnessed?"
>"You would speak ill of my security?"
"I would never speak ill, however, my actions have led me right within your bed chambers."
>"Yes, you could be an assassin. To be slain by a kobold? That would have been the biggest farce of all."
"'Could be'? I should hope I've convinced you otherwise!"
>"I'm convinced you're not a very efficient one."
"I can't make an argument otherwise, as I can't imagine what assassins are like! I am much too open, and can only imagine other situations. Say, a scheming noble! Then I would wait until the peak of the party, and reveal the relic as a fake! Especially after you and Kexluk, that paladin that could upset the orderly balance of this town overnight, have hit off on such a cordial relationship."
>"It's barely cordial, at that."
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No. 809114 ID: f08985

>>809113
"Excuse me, it seems Nece's spotted us."
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No. 809116 ID: a363ac

>>809113
oh no it appears we have been spotted whatever shall we do with this voyeur lady Enlu?~
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No. 809118 ID: 91ee5f

>>809113
"Wait, was that the door I just heard opening?"
*look at Nece*
"Uhhhh.....it's not what it looks like???"
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No. 809120 ID: 3abd97

>as I can't imagine what assassins are like!
Really? You've known a few of them, so hopefully you can remember what they're like without need for imagining.

>>809113
>Nece spotted us
The only appropriate answer is to double down.

I'm sorry, Nece, did you want to join us?
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No. 809121 ID: 262ceb

"Compared to others of your standing in this city, Kexluk has a high opinion of you, you can trust. Speaking of trust, I hope you have a great deal of it for servants - such as our onlooker, here?"
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No. 809122 ID: 262ceb

Oh, if she tries to run, maybe you can Escape Bedroom to where she is and trip her up?
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No. 809148 ID: 29c4aa

>>809120
yeah Nece should join if Enlu doesn't mind!
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No. 809152 ID: 015058

You did have him tied up and were goading me into shooting him with a crossbow at the time. He was worried that it was all a trap for you to just shoot him yourself. Once he knows that you are not like the other nobles in town he will warm up to you nicely.

Also ignore the fact that you have been spotted and start nibbling on her chest. Got to perform for your new audience.
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No. 809787 ID: bfb318
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809787

>You've known a few assassins
I realize now my wording was poor - while I have an impression of what they are like, I would have a difficult time placing myself in their shoes, at least moreso than more social individuals.

"Well, it's as cordial as one can expect, considering you had him tied up and had me point a crossbow at him! As I've said, though, he would be more than willing to make things more cordial as well, that you can trust! And speaking of trust, do you trust your servant, because it appears that Nece has showed up."

>"..."
>"..."
>"Nece."
>"YES?"
>"You will never speak of this."
>"I... I know! But... really?! I mean..."
"Perhaps she would like to join in?"
>"No." says Lady Enlu. "Nece must help organize and progress the party in my absence. You appear concerned, Nece."
>"I... am! Is this okay to do?" Nece asks.
>"Do you take issue with kobolds, Nece? That I would lay with one?"
>"Um..."
>"Speak freely, Nece. Are you judging me?"
>"N-no, of course not, but, your fever!"
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No. 809788 ID: bfb318
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809788

The silence that follows for the next moment is more deafening than my magic could ever hope to accomplish.

>"There is no fever, Nece."
>"What, but... ohh. I really messed up coming back didn't I?" says Nece.
>"You did. Are you just here to watch?"
>"No! I mean, I could - I mean no! Kexluk! He got in a fight with Mosxa's agents, and rumors say that Mosxa and Kexluk are going to have a duel!"
>"When?"
>"Now! Well, when Mosxa gets ready anyway, there's the ritual, and we have to wait for our Warlord to oversee it."
>"Well, then, I suppose Story Seeker here has a good reason to excuse himself. I'm sure Kexluk will want his attendant."
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No. 809789 ID: a363ac

there is no rush I shall attend to you then to Kexluk
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No. 809790 ID: 6dbdff

"I have well-earned faith in Kexluk's abilities, Lady Enlu. While I do have good reason to excuse myself and leave, for a woman such as yourself no less than a superb reason would do! So, I shall not take this excuse to depart, then, but rather, to not stretch this as long as I would love!"

Then unleash your full power and get her off one more time. I'm sure an expert bard such as yourself has been scouting out her favourite spots all this time. If you've saved mana for the basic safety spell then I'm sure she wouldn't mind you satisfying yourself as well. You won't be able to help Kexluk much with a critical case of the sapphire scaled scrotum.
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No. 809796 ID: 015058

Give her one last nibble and grope before you go so she is worked up enough to regret your leaving.

Then wish her well as you head off to steal the now in route relic before it gets to her house. With Relic in hand stop on by the duel to wave Kex good luck.
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No. 809798 ID: 3ce125

>>809788
Story really should go. We need to get at that relic.
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No. 809807 ID: 3abd97

I suppose we do have a good reason, but that's no excuse to leave a task unfinished!

Double time it. Gotta burn Enlu out then get over to help Kexluk and/or steal the relic in the chaos.

Man you're going to be tired when this mission is over. Good thing it's easy for Kexluk to carry you.
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No. 809827 ID: 1c8358

Storyseeker has a deeply involved task to finish. Two, if he can convince Nece to stay. She wants to watch. More importantly, Lady Enlu might derive considerable satisfaction from doing some watching of her own after she's been properly attended to.

Kexluk is more than capable of taking care of himself. Especially if Storyseekers good-work here can pave the way for him into the same bedroom.
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No. 809838 ID: 91ee5f

I say we finish pleasuring Enlu, then go join Kexluk.

And, yes, I know Kexluk is a big boy and he can take care of himself, but if it's a duel, then I'm sure Kexluk will follow the rules of the duel while Mosxa will try to cheat! I wouldn't put it past Mosxa to try some sort of mind control thing on Kexluk to make Kexluk be his servant or something.

.....then again, it might be something as simple as a woman with big tits nearby and that ends up distracting Kexluk. And we all know how distracted he gets when a woman with big tits is nearby!
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No. 809895 ID: 2b0a30

Duty first, pleasure later.
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No. 809897 ID: f08985

Well, the mood's probably ruined anyway, but give her a last little farewell and promise to do this properly next chance you get.
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No. 809901 ID: bfb318
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809901

"If you wish me to leave, then that is precisely what I will do, but is there such a hurry to leave right away?"
>"Are you offering to stay for awhile, even while your master has a duel?"
"I do not intend to miss it, but he is capable! And I believe I, too, am capable of pleasing both of the people that are, or once were, my master."

So I say and so we continue, and I spend the next 10 minutes in rigorous exercise attempting to wear her down. All I manage is to get signs of light fatigue from here, and I must concede that satisfying her would require an all night affair.

>"Nece, I know you are not far. Come and help me clean and dress."
>"Okay I'll draw the bath!"
"Perhaps sometime, Nece may wish to join in?"
>"Focus on Kexluk, you little horny kobold."
"Worried about him?"
>"Not really. Mosxa is most likely the strongest fighter we have, but he has only proven himself here, in this isolated town in the middle of a vast world. Kexluk has proven to be strong anywhere in all of the known lands. Nonetheless, you should be there, if only for presentation. If you are late, send my apologies to Kexluk for keeping you for so long."
"I will pass it along, but I do doubt that apologies will be necessary!"
>"Do return sometime."

I could immediately go to Kexluk, but I do have faith in his ability to remain on guard against any underhanded techniques that Mosxa may use, and so perhaps it would be more effective of me to go to another location instead of merely being present for Kexluk.

A) Go to Kexluk
B) Investigate Mosxa's estate to find out if he's attempting anything underhanded.
C) Go back to the chaos den to alert the residents about the relic's imminent transit.
D) Elsewhere?
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No. 809902 ID: f08985

>"Focus on Kexluk, you little horny kobold."
Hey, she complimented your horns. You can finally tell Sisi and the rest they were wrong, having unbroken horns finally came in handy.

C. I'm sure Moxsa is pulling some bullshit, but Kexluk should be capable enough, the main mission takes priority after all this faffing about.
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No. 809903 ID: a363ac

>>809901
go to the chaos Den and let them know of the change of plans so they can start planning to rob the order artifact from Enlu or in transit. Then go to Kexluk they are good at scheming they won't need your help there.
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No. 809906 ID: 84ac62

Drop by the chaos den then go to Kexluk.

Remember that there's a dumb prophecy about your six-lined badge and a kobold stealing the artifact.
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No. 809909 ID: 91ee5f

>>809901
Drop by the chaos den then go to Kexluk.
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No. 809911 ID: 3abd97

B seems silly. Of course he is!

C then A.
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No. 809931 ID: 84ac62

Remember that the fears of kobolds stealing the artifact could just be news of that prophecy you got earlier, and also that if they still plan to go on with the ceremony the original plan might still work fine, and even be favourable since it would remove the real artifact before it got to Enlu's. We planted the idea of a replacement into her head so in that case she should check it right away and not be blamed... though I think with the chaos being planned there might be suspicions. Hopefully Mosxa's shenanigans will divert even more resources.
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No. 810022 ID: 015058

Before you go anywhere you have to tell us. What does that big fluffy tail of hers feel like?

C. Kexluk can deal with anything thrown at him. We need to get that relic stolen while he captures the towns attention. People will be so busy watching the duel they will not watch some kobolds running around.
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No. 810280 ID: bfb318
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810280

>What does that big fluffy tail of hers feel like?
Exactly what it looks like. Big, and fluffy.

"I intend to, Miss Enlu!" I say, dressing myself, and leaving through the place of where I came from to meet with Howka back at the chaos den.

"Greetings again, Howka!"
>"Story Seeker hello how are you?"
"I am well. I bear an update - there is word that the relic will be transported to Lady Enlu's place! I do not know precisely when, but that should be accounted for in our plans."
>"Oh okay I think that makes great sense because of weird movements of the church! We will make new plans. Then act on new plans for a change. Would you like to be involved."
"I have great faith in your capabilities, Howka, and I feel like I may just get in the way."
>"Not true!"
"Regardless, I do have faith in success without me, in the way or otherwise. I do have business elsewhere, as well."
>"Okay. Chaos kobolds will do best!"
"I know it. Now, I must leave, goodbye again!"
>"Good bye!"
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No. 810281 ID: bfb318
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810281

It takes a little bit of asking around, but Kexluk is not a hard man to locate. Apparently my identity as Kexluk's property is becoming well enough known that I am practically ushered in to Kexluk, where I find him in a house, left alone, heated by rocks that have sat in a fire. A cheap luxury amongst lizards, I'm sure.

>"And there you are, Story Seeker. I've been wondering what you've been up to."
"A tale best told soon, but not now! I hear that you are going to duel Mosxa?"
>"Yes. I did not expect him to confront me directly. If you ask me, after his assassination attempt failed, he had to openly confront me to save face. I am not worried about my ability to win, rather I am more concerned about what consequences there will be for beating the fort's pride. Do I make it look like he is capable and can fight on even ground, or do I simply crush him embarrassingly? Forgive my arrogance, here."
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No. 810283 ID: a363ac

>>810281
just beat him up we are leaving soon enough and have no time to play with annoying lizards who don't know to leave well enough alone.
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No. 810284 ID: 015058

Do we care about the forts pride? If things go as planned we will be gone with our objective soon enough.

If the lords of this town were not a bunch of jerks I would be more inclined to take there "feelings" into account. I think the best bet would be to fight him with your full power. If you go easy on him it will just improve his reputation as the lord that could fight the mighty Kexluk on a even footing. People will start to think they can take on anyone and if they come across a real threat they will be badly outmatched.

The best we could do for this town would be to make sure that someone reasonable like lady Enlu ends up in charge after the chaotic power struggle that is sure to follow once the artifact disappears.
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No. 810286 ID: e7940b

Crush him. He'll probably play dirty anyways. Any sort of dishonor his defeat will bring will be nothing compared to what results from his cheating.
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No. 810287 ID: e94191

You don't really like the fort right? There's no real need to spare their feelings.
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No. 810290 ID: 84ac62

I think there is more awareness among the lizards here that they're not that great than they let on. There are some who are pretty delusional about it, but others I think just try not to think about it. A good thrashing will only help wake them up.

Besides, Kexluk is the man who single-handedly destroyed an undead army recently, I doubt even Mosxa himself expects to stand any decent chance. In fact, a truly sound beating will probably save more face, because it will reinforce the idea of Kexluk as someone who's beyond normal. A common footsoldier doesn't feel ashamed for losing to a knight, right? The higher above him Kexluk seems, the more face Mosxa could save, ironically.

If I were you, I'd go full force on him, and worry about what his plan is for that. Is Kexluk sure of his ability to detect and neutralize poison, for example? I know he said curing poison is the first thing a paladin learns, but is he sure he'll know when he's been poisoned? Or, what else could he be planning to have done while he distracts Kexluk?
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No. 810292 ID: fc33ea

I think it would be worse to be seen as toying with him. That said, it's more likely he has some kind of underhanded trick up his sleeve.
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No. 810293 ID: 3ce125

>>810281
Crush him. The fort could do with less pride.
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No. 810295 ID: 84ac62

For example, if someone had but something into that fire that would produce smoke of some kind, would Kexluk be able to tell?

Also I'd tell Kexluk not to just assume he's all that and give his opponent the chance to surprise him, but he's an experienced warrior so I assume he'd know that much.
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No. 810297 ID: 91ee5f

>>810281
>If you ask me, after his assassination attempt failed, he had to openly confront me to save face.
It's been a while since that happened, so could we possibly get a reminder on what happened and why he tried to kill Kexluk?

>Spare feelings or embarrass him?
"I think you should embarrass him. If he was trying to save face, then he would've been better off by just saying, 'I'm sorry for trying to kill you.' But instead he challenged you to a duel and is going to end up losing even more face!"

Does anyone think Mosxa would try to have someone kidnap Story Seeker before the duel and then meet with Kexluk before the duel to tell him that if doesn't throw the fight, he'll kill Story Seeker?
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No. 810299 ID: 3abd97

Depends on the fort's culture, really. If they're the kind of culture that would look down on you for not allowing a losing opponent to maintain "face", or if they're the kind of culture that would see holding back as weakness, or drawing out the fight as cruelty or toying with your opponent.

I think the people here have some idea of your strength, and they do seem to value strength, considering how they rule. I haven't been here long enough to be an expect in the city's moods myself, but my best guess is going easy on your opponent is will cause more problems than going hard on him.

Be careful, though. He may have some kind of trick to his favor, even if he can't beat you in a fair fight. A noble does have resources, even if he has less martial skill than you. If you are too reckless or give him reign to set something up, you may regret it.
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No. 810316 ID: 5e855e

Don't drag out the fight, crush him. He might play dirty.
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No. 810317 ID: 84ac62

Oh, if there's a fire in here there's ventilation, so be careful someone isn't listening. Have you got bard magic that can keep sound contained within a particular area, such as for private performances (or not waking everyone in the same house during night-time bardic bedroom activities)? Put that on the list to learn if you don't.
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No. 810323 ID: 2b0a30

I say go all-out, crushing him hard and fast, but make sure everyone sees you're going all-out. Don't make it look effortless, make it look efficient.
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No. 810959 ID: bfb318
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810959

"Tell me, Kexluk, are we really in the business of maintaining the fort's pride? Do they really need to keep it?"
>"Hm... you raise a good point. They could do with a bit less pride, it's true! Then I will not hold back against Mosxa, even if it turns out he is not that strong of a warrior."
"Probably for the best! If he wanted to save face, he would apologize for trying to kill you."
>"Well, I don't know if that would save face under the dirty light of a dirty town like this, but the point stands, that the town will know what the gap is between Mosxa and myself, big or small! And then - ah! That's right." Kexluk says, lowering his voice to a whisper. I also help silence the room. "Provided I win, I am to secretly report to the church to move the artifact to Lady Enlu's. Now, would you like to watch me fight Mosxa? You need not feel obligated."
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No. 810962 ID: a363ac

>>810959
make sure to get closer to kexluk to whisper to him and make sure no-lizards are listening in. "don't let anyone else know that you are transporting the artifact. try and go to the chaos kobold den make sure to go through the middle of the outer wall area and pick up tulip if the church tries to follow you beat them up and claim they were spies from the chaos faction. I have to finish some business with Enlu and it might take a while. go hang out at Enlu's party once you are done with the stuff. I will find you."
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No. 810964 ID: a363ac

>>810962
oh and stroy seeker go to Enlu's get a headstart on the business and don't make lago draw a fight scene
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No. 810965 ID: 9e9eae

>Provided I win, I am to secretly report to the church to move the artifact to Lady Enlu's.

Ah... hm. Perhaps he should drag the fight out a bit, then. If they're waiting on him, that's more time for the chaos kobolds to make their attempt at the tower, before the artifact is moved. One assumes the original timing and the ceremony are still on.

Perhaps even make a bit of a show out of it? Kexluk is a renowned guy, and around here so is Mosxa. Maybe play it up. Before the duel, have Story go out ahead to announce/sing of Kexluk's accomplishments and stature, and act obviously expectant that Mosxa do the same thing. Have a little ceremony. It might also attract more onlookers, diverting more of the city's attention.

I hope, Story, that while you were traveling you heard enough stories from Kexluk to appropriately herald him as a bard accompanying a knight should?
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No. 810977 ID: 3ce125

>>810959
He's going to be part of the security detail? That would give us a huge opportunity to steal it.
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No. 810983 ID: 3abd97

>>810959
You're moving the artifact? That makes things easier.

It had occurred to me the best time to steal it, or to swap it out for a fake, would be while it was in transit.

>what do
Well, we either try to counter any foul play against Kexluk, or... we need to set up preparations for the theft and swap. Kinda thinking the later is more important.

To protect Enlu, you'd have to be prepared to accuse someone of delivering a fake as soon as it reached it her door. Then the guards (add Kex) take blame, instead of her.

Although. Hmmm. We did promise not to hurt his reputation, didn't we? I suppose we should talk this plan out.
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No. 810985 ID: 91ee5f

Isn't the artifact already in transit towards Enlu's as we speak? That would mean that Kexluk was lied to and he's going to be escorting a fake artifact!

Actually, that's a good way for this city to get rid of 2 problem lizard people with 1 stone!

We've already suspected that someone would reveal the artifact is fake over at Enlu's, so if it's fake when Kexluk is in charge of guarding it, that would make him a suspect, since he's an outsider in this town! And since everyone suspects both Enlu and Kexluk have been building a friendship with each other, they would pin the blame on Kexluk and Enlu working together to steal the artifact!

.....maybe I'm being a little too paranoid?
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No. 812401 ID: bfb318
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812401

>Isn't the artifact already in transit towards Enlu's as we speak?
It may not be too long, but I did not hear of it already being in transit, only planned to be tranferred. I expect it will wait until after the ritual.

"Hm, I may not, though perhaps we can play up the fight, and I can sing tales of your exploits leading up to the fight?"
>"I approve of that, yet, do you know many of my exploits?"
"I have heard your stories, yet you were not one to state the smaller details. But, there is no small detail worth fretting over, as I can simply fill in the gaps myself until I manage to pry you for more later. However, in good respect to Zirkala, I do need to address business first! If you are to guard the relic, then I would say this makes it easier, but you would not want a reputation hit if the relic disappeared, would it?"
>"Hm, no, I would not. Yet, I have already agreed to help steal the relic, and that is already the kind of activity I like even less! Just thinking about how I agreed to that makes me see how far I've fallen, but I have agreed nonetheless, and I intend to see it through. In other words, Story Seeker, I am willing to put the mission first at the cost of my own reputation, since it would only be disgraceful to protect my outward image at the cost of my inner image. Mind you that it would be too big of a problem if they knew I stole it, but if I was merely suspected? As long as there is the known chance that it could have been a fake before us guards even received it, then that is acceptable. If you can arrange some kind of attack on us, the flashier the better, then I can swap out the relic in the chaos. Are you able to arrange such a thing?"
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No. 812445 ID: 3abd97

>arrange something flashy
In all likelyhood, yes. I'm going to need to hurry to put something convincing in time.
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No. 812450 ID: 015058

I should be able to easily enough.

The big problem is it would be a open attack by the chaos followers in town. Who's forces are made up of mostly kobolds. And while it is exactly what they want it would most likely lead to a major slave war during our departure.

A good portion of the slaves love the idea. But having met nice people on both sides of this society I would honestly love to figure out a way to keep the violence to a minimum. The thought of lady Enlu getting torn apart by kobolds or the kobolds getting killed in mass by the lizards worries me.

And if that is not a prayer to a certain chaos god I know then I don't know what is.

How did the affair with the dragon end up?
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No. 812468 ID: e121d3

This is probably the time to fill Kexluk in on the whole secret chaos kobold society plan thing.
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No. 813384 ID: 91ee5f

>>812401
"Would you be able to tell if the relic you're guarding is a fake? Because it would be nice if we came up with some kinda signal you can give to let the Chaos Kobolds know that the relic you have is real or let them know it's fake and the real one is still in the temple."
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No. 815094 ID: bfb318
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815094

"In all likelihood, yes, but I must be hasteful about it! Have I told you, yet, about the chaos followers in town?"
>"Hm? I don't believe so."
"Well, there is a place called a chaos den, you see, primarily of kobolds, but a surprising amount of other folk are involved as well, and they have had their own plans to steal the artifact. I can have them stage a mock attack on you. A slave uprising may be poised as well, but I hope to keep violence to a minimum. In fact, in my early baked ideas, Enlu herself would be put at the top, and with her excellent reputation among slaves, would be able to keep peace while making improvement. If that's not a prayer to a certain chaos god, then I have no idea what is! By the way, how did the affair with the dragon end up?"
>"That is a tale that I may need time to, hrm... how do I put this... find the words for."
"Then I will wait, and for now, we will focus on our objective. However! I have one concern. Would you be able to to tell if the relic you are guarding is a fake?"
>"Hmm, I hear that it isn't magic in the traditional sense, and so I do not know if I can properly gauge it. But, I have a good relationship with a priest, and I can, and will, ask him to verify it for me."
"Then, we should come up with a sign you can give to the chaos kobolds to signify whether or not the artifact is a fake. What if you call them 'cretins' if it is a fake and the real one is in the temple, and if you don't call them that, then it is real?"
>"That I can do. Then, shall we part ways again?"
"Let's."

"Although..."

"That group outside sure is getting noisy."
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No. 815095 ID: bfb318
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815095

Although I am keeping ourselves quiet through use of magic, I can still hear people outside going towards the arena. It appears that the fight between Kexluk and Mosxa will have a grand audience, and there are signs of impatience and anticipation for it.

I know that I should be making haste, as the sooner I get back to the chaos den, the more time there will be to plan for the transfer and make a scene for Kexluk to take advantage of!

But the chance to perform in front of a large audience about the travels and trials of my traveling friend? That chance is now and only now, and I have to admit that the size of the temptation within me is larger than the gathering audience.
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No. 815097 ID: e121d3

To be honest, Story, you are still a kobold and if you step out and up to make pronouncements there'll probably be trouble. It's an injustice, but it's the way of things here. It might work if Kexluk himself "commands" you to speak for him, and then you do a very good job (which might assist in the opinion of kobolds around here), but it's still risky, especially since you will mostly be engaging in improv.

On the other hand, of course, what is any adventure without risk? Besides which, from a position of speaker, you could cast your eye over the crowd and maybe spot any shenanigans that are in effect. Perhaps Tulip will be around, since this is a moment of Kexluk being known to be on a specific place at a specific time. And if you delver a rousing enough performance on the topic of Kexluk's good deeds, virtue and nobility, anyone who has been contracted to cause trouble for him might have second thoughts about doing so. A touch of emphasis on the exotic (for these people) places and people Kexluk has encountered might also shake up this society just a little.

All in all, I think I'd say go for it, Story.
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No. 815111 ID: 56ffef

>>815095
while their is great happiness in preforming you will have chances to do it again later. Which is not to say you shouldn't do anything sing of Kexluk's praises as you walk to the outer wall and the kobolds be a mobile advertisement.
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No. 815146 ID: 3ce125

This audience will not appreciate you, Story.
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No. 815165 ID: 015058

As fun as it would be this audience is a group of lizard men bigots who are here to see blood sports.

They would probably not appreciate you.

So just like Kex is fighting against his weakness to women you should fight the urge to play for this audience and get back to the plan.

(Maybe just a quick intro though)
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No. 815182 ID: 2eb6ac

Also, he hasn't told you about the dragon yet.
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No. 815407 ID: 3abd97

>>815095
Perform, and then run off to to kobold stuff at double speed.

You never play things safe anyways.
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No. 815417 ID: 91ee5f

>>815182
He said he needs time to find the words to tell the story. So he'll tell us later.
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No. 815432 ID: 2eb6ac

>>815417
That's my point: No point in performing if we don't know the hottest story yet.
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No. 815517 ID: bfb318
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815517

I know I shouldn't, and I was hoping to talk about the current events of the dragon most of all, but I will just have to resist the urge. Kexluk and I set up some key phrases and better communicate where we stand so that there will be no easily prevented disasters, before a voice calls out to us.

>"We're ready for you to enter, Kexluk!"

If it's already time, I will indulge myself in giving him an appropriate introduction as he enters the ring. I ride him into the arena. Just before he enters, I yell his praises.

"Behold, the paladin in training, the slayer of liches approaches! He who pushed the Unyielding Skeleton onto its tailbone! He who scattered the Mana Collective! He who broke the Steel Lich! Kexluk the Paladin! In training."

Hm, I don't think he's used to people singing his praises. He might have to get used to that!
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No. 815518 ID: bfb318
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815518

Perhaps it's because I'm in where the lizards expect me to be - in subservience to Kexluk - that leads them to not mind my theatrics. They mostly cheer, but there are a few hisses and boos, no doubt from those directly under Mosxa.

I excuse myself to exit the ring, though I peer back to see the fight that quickly starts. Kexluk does choose to trounce Mosxa, and I hope he was able to assess Mosxa's strength before choosing to show. I believe what he does is his favorite method of intimidation and showmanship, which is hardening his scales with his magic, and simply letting Mosxa strike his side. The sword may have cut through the tanktop, but there is a pathetic, muffled 'clink' as though he struck padded iron. There is a gasp, and although Mosxa can only harden his expression, I can tell that he has just realized the position that he is in.
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No. 815519 ID: bfb318
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815519

As for me, I sprint off to find the chaos den again, having spent more than enough time dawdling.

>"Story! How are you again? I have news!"
"I am well, Howka, and hope you are too! And I, too, have news, regarding the relic."
>"Oh? My news is also of relic."
"Is it that it is being transferred to Lady Enlu's?"
>"Yes!"
"Then you are well informed! Yes, and what makes this convenient is that Kexluk will be one of the guards escorting the Relic directly from the church to Lady Enlu's."
>"..... eh?"
"Ah, don't worry, Kexluk is not as much of an ally to Spearstone as some would believe."
>"Er, no, it is just, word is that it does not have guards, and it is not to be moved openly. We heard words saying it is to be secretly moved."
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No. 815521 ID: 56ffef

>>815519
easy enough to fix and quite expected really why wouldn't they try to confuse anyone going after the relic. the better question is if it is being moved at all at least two teams will be needed for now a weaker one with numbers to hit kexluk and the stronger one to hit the secret route which could be entrusted to Howka.
meanwhile SS needs to go to either finish Enlu or carry the relic with Kexluk.
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No. 815522 ID: fc33ea

Sounds like a canary trap. How did Howka get this information?
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No. 815531 ID: 015058

I see a few options for what could be happening.

1. Kexluk is being used to move a fake Relic out in the open and the real relic will be moved in secret.

2. Kexluk will be guarding the real one but the chaos bold network has been fed bad info to trap them when they go after the fake one.

3. Kexluk will move the real/fake relic but in secret.

4. The relic is not being moved and the temple has cast out a wide net to try and lure in anyone to attack one of the convoys.

5. Any combo of the same but one of the misc nobles or other powers in the city are interfering to cause a mess.

Unless you can get rock solid evidence for where this relic is you might have to split into 3 teams. You or Sand Gnoll will have to hit the tower in case they are leaving it there. The other team will hit the secret convoy. And finally Kex will just steal his relic.
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No. 815532 ID: 91ee5f

Hmmm, sounds like someone's baiting a trap to see if they can find out who's leaking information.

The secret route could be a trap where there's only guards and no relic. But then again, it could be real and Kexluk's group is supposed to be a trap. Another possibility is that the relic isn't gonna leave the temple and both the secret route and Kexluk's group are traps.

If only we had some way of actually knowing what's going on!
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No. 815533 ID: e121d3

Troubling. Kexluk's transfer could be a fake, to cover the real transfer - or it could be a double bluff and Kexluk's will be real. But Kexluk will ask the priest for confirmation, and presumably order priests are supposed to be honest... but could the priest be deceived as well? Enlu would be expected to check as well, though, even she wasn't specifically warned. Shaming Kexluk with the loss of the relic on his watch might be a backup plan on the warlord's part, too. What a tangled web.

You need more details on these leaks. Where did the information come, and how? What time is the transfer supposed to be? And what about all the alchemical shenanigans that we were going to dose the tower with, are they still going through? We might end up with chaos anyway. Which would be... appropriate.

... At some point, you need to spare some thought for how you're going to get the relic out of the city and across the desert, you know. If everyone knows it's been stolen, they'll be watching for it to leave. The best thing would be if no-one knew it had been stolen in the first place, though that seems... tricky, now.
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No. 815535 ID: 3abd97

>word is that it does not have guards, and it is not to be moved openly. We heard words saying it is to be secretly moved
So it's being moved openly, and in secret.

Troubling, since either delivery could be a decoy. You have to hit them both, preferably at the same time.

And if this is a shell game, we have to consider the fact the relic may never actually leave at all. Both transfers could be fake, and the real one could stay put.

Only way to be sure was if you were on it the whole time.
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No. 816979 ID: bfb318
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816979

"Concerning! I sense that there may either be false information being handed out, or multiple transports taking place!"
>"With only one real artifact?"
"Maybe, but we cannot rule out the chance that the relic isn't being moved at all. How did you gather this information, Howka?"
>"We have kobold slave spies under priests who tell us. Oh, this is getting complex."
"It is, but there is no reason why we cannot address a complex problem, simply! Did you hear what time this secret transfer will happen at?"
>"Yes, it is to happen tonight, after the temple's ritual!"
"The same time as Kexluk's movement, then. We may just need to strike at all three places at once! Are we still able to set up an ambush on the temple?"
>"Yes!"
"Then I think we may do just that."
>"Hmm..."
"What's wrong?"
>"Oh! I think it is your good idea, but Story Seeker may need to convince people to attack secret movements. We have confidence in tower attack because all kobolds know its schedule so well. Guard movement is tricky, but with Kexluk on the side of chaos, we will move. But attack secret guards, with no knowledge, with no inside lizards? Very dangerous. Very hesitant. Story Seeker may need to find good help, or convince people to help."

This may be tricky. I may need to find something to bolster the den's confidence in assaulting such a convoy, if not simply attempting to convince them outright. On the other hand, Sandfin, that retired chaos gnoll, may be willing to help as well, leaving more kobolds around to assault the tower, or stage an attack on Kexluk's group.
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No. 816994 ID: e121d3

Weren't you originally planning to nab the artifact before the ceremony, anyway? Something about a giant cloud of confusion/gullibility smoke or something?
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No. 817151 ID: 91ee5f

>>816979
Make sure you tell them what Kexluk's signal word is and what it means, so that they know to listen for it!
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No. 817182 ID: 90f3c0

Hows that gas potion order coming along? You ordered an awful lot for the tower attack, maybe you can spare a bit to help with the other thefts as well.

Sandfin didn't sound like he wanted to get involved directly, but you might as well ask him if he's willing to help.
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No. 817372 ID: 3abd97

Sandfin is retired, and you promised him a proper visit if you came back. Running up and expecting him to join in on this mess on very short notice might not go over well.

Stirring the kobolds with inspirational stories of greatness sure seems the bardly thing to do!
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No. 817784 ID: bfb318
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"Actually, I just remembered. We were planning on stealing the artifact before the ritual anyway, weren't we?"
>"Yes!"
"So if we manage to do that, we can avoid worrying about where the artifact goes or stays, can we not?"
>"Yes!" Howka repeats.

I also just recalled that Sandfin was retired, and wanted to stay that way. Therefore, I shall refrain from dragging him into our grand schemes.

"I ordered a great number of potions. I may wish, now, to check in on our friendly alchemist to see its progress."
>"Oh, I'm here." The alchemist slides out from behind a corner.
"Hello! What were you doing, hiding behind there?"
>"Avoiding social interaction. I have potions, found a new stash of ingredients, and old potions I forgot about. Also, I have some filtering scarfs to prevent breathing in some kinds of gas, which'll keep us from getting affected by some kinds of potions. The important ones. We have a lot of potions now. I guess a plan, too, I dunno."
"You don't seem too confident in it. Do you have recommendations for improving the plan?"
>"Oh, no, the plan's fine, but it is a plan. And the problem with that is that we have like, no actual practice executing plans. You know that, right? If the planned approach gets a hiccup in it, people won't know what to do. But if you guys just threw in potions, got the artifact, got out, no one's going to be all 'oh I don't know what to dooo' about it. Well, whatever, it's just my potions being used, my butt's not on the line, but I still don't know what your plan is."
"First thing is first - I will regale the chaos den with tales of valor!"
>"That's adorable and all and I'll be there for that, but during the heist? Should I give you the potions needed to let you impersonate the high priest, or give you the potions of forgetfullness, dumbness and gullability so you can sneak in to the top and gas the place just before the 'high priest' shows up? Or you know just have everyone run in and have it all sort itself out."
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No. 817815 ID: e121d3

I just had an idea: the presence of the order artifact is inhibiting your ability to turn into a slime, right? Well, if it's based on proximity, maybe when you get right up next to the artifact you won't be able to do it at all, and as it got away you'd be able to do it easier. We could use that to test where the real artifact is. It would have been nice to have spent a little time testing it be wandering around town and trying it in different places, and the presence of sandfin's chaos idol might make it more complicated as well, but... well, when you're up near where the artifact is supposed to be, you can try it.

Speaking of, I wonder if going with an orderly plan rather than a chaotic rush might work better because it would fit better with whatever order aura the artifact has. Like, maybe the artifact's effect will literally make a planned approach work better?

Anyway, why is "impersonate the high priest or use gullibility/etc potions" being presented like a choice? Wasn't the plan to use both? We were going to like, smoke the whole tower with the confusion effects from below, since it has no windows most of the way and would work like a giant chimney, and then you'd use the impersonation effects to climb the tower of gullible people and get the artifact? So you'd be doing both? And we were also encouraging the chaos cultists to simultaneously prank the whole town so that the rumours we spread of some giant surge of chaos would make everyone think everything was just Tom's doing somehow? So the plan was "smoke the tower, cause "mysterious" chaos across the whole town, talk our way up the tower and gank the artifact in the general confusion". I'm pretty sure that's what we'd planned.

If we get some chaos to strike all over town, and the tower was effectively gassed, we could also stage an appearance by the order deity telling the lizards that they've sinned (maybe something about using order to promote their own selfish greed and glory or something) and he's taking the order artifact's mojo away, so that the replica we put in its place won't be questioned for having no power.
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No. 817845 ID: df00b4

No plan survives first contact with implementation anyway.
Besides, "chaos followers", we'll do fine.
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No. 817903 ID: 3abd97

>Should I give you the potions needed to let you impersonate the high priest, or give you the potions of forgetfullness, dumbness and gullability so you can sneak in to the top and gas the place just before the 'high priest' shows up?
Those hardly seem mutually exclusive. Wouldn't my disguise work better if the people I was using it against were forgetful, dumb, and gullible?

>hard plan is bad for chaos followers
Let's face it, Story is better at winging it than sticking to a plan. The art of this will be stirring the chaos in our favor when things go crazy.
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No. 817914 ID: ce5c8b

Wing it. You will get more blessings from your good that way.
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No. 817916 ID: 56ffef

>>817914
true and it lets SS get more Enlu time and maybe also a promised visit to sandfin real quick.
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No. 819113 ID: bfb318
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819113

"Using a mix of potions and impersonating the priest was the original plan, was it not?"
>"Yeahhhh, I mean, it's not like we can't do both, I just mean, we shouldn't have too many if-thens. Like, we should toss the potions everywhere even if the impersonation fails. Lemme reword. I think the plan shouldn't be 'here's a chain of events that are going to be done in this order', it should be 'let's do all this no matter what.'"
"In that case, I am inclined to agree! I am willing to be the priest, but if possible, I would like additional potions as well. Regardless of my success, though, do have people attempt to steal the relic whether I am present or otherwise."
>"Okay okay. That's fine."
>"We will also steal high priest!" says Howka. "We have schedules and will kidnap him when he is alone and helpless."

I would say 'then let's be off' or some equivalent, however! I have just gotten a clever idea.

I'm sure that the lizards would find it distastefully disorderly to cancel or relocate the nightly ritual, but I cannot shake the possibility that the relic is not where we think it is, especially with all the activity tonight. I could declare that a slim possibility not worth pursuing, but I have realized I can pursue it! So, instead I say...

"Then it is a plan, or at least a plan to act! I must hurry elsewhere, I will be back before long, but there is something I must test." I tell them, before running with as much speed as I can muster without overly exerting myself. "Howka, do you have an hourglass? A fast one, preferably, but it doesn't need to be a specific amount of time!"
>"Yes! Somewhere! I can get it!"
"Then let's do that, I require one for a test, and the sooner, the better, so that I can get back here in due time!"
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No. 819114 ID: bfb318
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819114

Although I cannot directly sense the relic acting against my chaos abilities, the farther to the outskirts of town I get, the faster I can morph into a slime. These tests have to be rushed more than I would like, but by attempting to do so at different parts of the city, it is confirmed then that proximity is a factor! The town, although spacious, is not terribly large, and I am able to run to a few locations in short time before resting to test how fast I can slime myself.

Fully turning myself into a slime would take a good 20 minutes. Although reverting works much faster after all, 20 minutes is still too long, therefore I just focus on a single hand.

In fact, I think I may turn my midsection into a slime so that I can store objects as needed. The relic itself may even fit.
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No. 819115 ID: bfb318
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819115

I run back to the chaos den in order to get a map and mark each point I slimed with how much time each took. It was a five minute hourglass, yet I still had to eyeball how much sand was left and approximate the time in how many hours and seconds it took me.
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No. 819126 ID: 3abd97
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819126

>In fact, I think I may turn my midsection into a slime so that I can store objects as needed. The relic itself may even fit.
Storing an order artifact inside your own body with chaos magic seems like a really bad idea. What if it messes with your transformation, or tries to turn your slime back to kobold meat?

>Numbers
Okay, using the extremely scientific method of sliding a bullseye around the map, trying to position it such that higher numbers were closer to the center, I got this. It looks like the center is on the SW tower of the palace. Is that where we were planning to rob?
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No. 819132 ID: 91ee5f

>>819126
>Storing an order artifact inside your own body with chaos magic seems like a really bad idea. What if it messes with your transformation, or tries to turn your slime back to kobold meat?
Yeesh, good luck getting that back out of your body without having to be cut open!

.....if you're not already dead from your stomach exploding due to a large object stretching it more than it could stretch!
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No. 819133 ID: 173b46
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819133

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No. 819164 ID: 91e940
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819164

Some non linear least square fit model thing
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No. 819207 ID: 3ce125

Hey, let's not forget the Chaos artifact would boost Story's power. Do we know where that is? Are the two artifacts currently in exactly the same location? If not, then the location of the Order artifact is not quite where these readings imply. It's offset.
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No. 819209 ID: 91ee5f

>>819207
I'm pretty sure Sandfin has the Chaos artifact and we know he's not in the tower. So, no, the 2 artifacts are not in the same location.
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No. 819217 ID: 3abd97

>>819207
>>819209
If there's a chaos artifact somewhere in town that would speed up Story's chaos spell, and an order artifact that would slow it down, that does mean there's going to be an interference pattern across the map.

So our models above assuming a single source would be inaccurate. Even if we assume that chaos is weak in this town, so that artifact has much less an effect, that still introduces error in our calculations for the location of the order artifact, that could easily be off by a building or a block.

Add in the fact that Story himself admitted his measurements were imperfect at best, the tl;dr is that this method isn't accurate enough to triangulate the location of the order artifact definitively. At best, it can be used as an imperfect checksum. Are we getting readings consistent with what we would expect based on where we think the order artifact is?
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No. 819229 ID: 91ee5f

>>819217
Like I said, I'm pretty sure Sandfin has the Chaos artifact with him.

So, would it help if Story Seeker marked Sandfin's location on the map and then we try to figure out where the Order relic is using the same methods shown above?
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No. 819256 ID: 12b6bf

We'd need to ask sandfin where the chaos artifact is, though there's good chance the chaos kobolds know or have it right there with them in their cave.

In any case, it seems a pretty good bet that the order artifact isn't in the church tower. One of the possibilities for where it is is the palace, and we have already heard that there are tensions between the palace and the church. It's very possible that the order artifact was already taken. Call off everything to do with the tower! Get news to Kexluk! Good thing we told both him and Enlu to be careful, but tell him anyway.

A couple of brief questions of where the chaos artifact is and if the tensions between palace and church started/increased a lot after a specific time recently would be good.
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No. 819257 ID: 12b6bf

>>819229

Sandfin had a chaos idol (basically a holy symbol) with him, and said the compass was powered by a local chaos artifact, but there's not much indication the idol is the artifact.
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No. 819316 ID: bfb318
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No. 819317 ID: bfb318
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819317

I return to the chaos den!

"Hello, Gust, Lossi!"
>"Hello." Lossi replies. "What is that you have there?"
"A map! I am looking for a spot, but although I loosely understood the concept of which I pursued, I am realizing that I am having trouble deciphering my own data." I explain the concept to Lossi. As for Gust, he doesn't seem to care to talk to me if Lossi will do so.
>"Hmm..."

Lossi thinks for a moment.

>"It's too inaccurate to act precise, but are you confident that you didn't make any mistakes?"
"Yes!"
>"Then you should also be confident that the artifact is not in the church tower."
"However, it also occurs to me that there may be a chaos relic in town, and if the order relic denies my ability to turn into a slime, the chaos relic should boost it, and it may have made the results murky."
>"That's smart, but I don't think it would mess with the results too much. In a place like this, the order relic would be much stronger. A chaos relic here would be much too weak to sway the results too much partially because the chaos worshipers around here are so ineffectual. Even if your data was perfect, we still couldn't pin it down to a specific building, but it would still be in this area, and not in the church tower at all. Use that information as you will."

Sandfin merely had a chaos idol, and as for the relic itself, he told me that its location was a secret. Knowing him, he might not have even known himself! I didn't pry further.
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No. 819318 ID: 015058

The rear castle tower sounds like a likely spot. The royals would want it close after all.

So redirect all your plans for that spot!

Use the high priest potion to get in and then steal it and run for it. Then the palace will think the church betrayed them! And it will start a lizard civil war which will keep the heat off the kobolds! Best of both worlds really.
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No. 819329 ID: 3abd97

Okay. We need to talk to the kokolds. If the artifact isn't in the tower church tower, where could it be?

Based on the rough data, it's somewhere in the SW corner of town. It could be in the SW tower of the palace, but it could be all the way over to the river too. We can probably rule out Mosxa's and Enlu's places too, they're too far over to either side.

So what's in the corner of town, besides the corner of the palace?
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No. 819331 ID: 90f3c0

The idol seems to be somewhere northwest of the church. The only major buildings in the area are the Palace, Mosxa's Estate, and Enlu's Estate. Ask some kobolds that work there if there are any high security storage rooms they know of. They probably wouldn't be allowed in, and they should see guards and people carrying thing in and out. You could also try testing near those locations, if you can get close enough and have enough time left.
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No. 819376 ID: 173b46
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819376

Assuming that it takes around 45 seconds to turn a hand to slime without any influence, and that the strength of the influence doesn't increase exponentially, the artifact should be here.
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No. 819383 ID: 12b6bf

Yeah, my bet is still on the palace. Tell everyone who's still on the church tower plan! Hurry hurry!

There's probably no chance of redirecting the plan on short notice. The kobolds will be disappointed not to go through with it so tell them you'll try again and divert a little of their energy into general pranking.
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No. 819446 ID: df00b4

Watch it be in Mosxa's Estate.
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No. 819448 ID: 830fb7
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819448

If you make a symmetrical triangle around the existing narrowed down positions of the artefact you could find a more narrowed down area to look in, in a similar way the police located criminals using phones before the invention of GPS tracking (the technique is to space yourself at 3 predetermined locations equally spaced from each other, then time how long it takes to transform into a slime. When that is complete create circles around each point accurate to how much more time was taken (over the control) to transform and when that is done the area of overlap is the area to search for the artefact). . By using this technique you could narrow down its position to around a 50 metre radius.
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No. 819454 ID: 3ce125

>>819448
Story cannot do that, his measurements are imprecise.
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No. 819534 ID: bfb318
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819534

"Thank you, Lossi, this is a big help!"
>"Mhm."

I go back to Howka.

"Hello, Howka, I have an inquiry for you, since you seem well informed about the knowledge of the chaos den."
>"Yes yes I do my best that is my job!"
"I'm in a bind. I have run experiments, and my results have troubling news! I do not believe that the real relic is inside of the church."
>"Eh?"
"I do not know, exactly, but I think it is somewhere in between Mosxa's estate and the palace, or a little left of that area." I say, spreading the map about, then spreading my hand onto the map to gesture to the area in question.
>"Ohhh... this building." she says, pointing to one just southwest of the palace. "If it is in this area then it is probably in this building!"
"What is that building."
>"Apparently where relic is held. Up till now we did not know, but big security presence! Very elite guard. Thought it was garden building. Maybe it is too! But very big guards for little garden. Very suspicious, now! Ah, our church plan! Should we cancel it?"

My first instinct is to say yes! Yet at the same time, if I'm to expand the shell game metaphor... it is possible the relic is under one or no shells at all, and I wonder if our best bet to strike at our best guess, or if we should now uncover every shell at once.
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No. 819535 ID: 7fad5d

>>819534
What if you just slime hard enough to clone yourself? Bud off some mini-yous or something and investigate them all.
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No. 819539 ID: 3abd97

>or if we should now uncover every shell at once
This has the advantage of causing the most chaos, and upping the odds someone actually finds the dang thing.

And if we assume only some of the high ranking lizards know where the real relic is / which one is the real relic and the rank and file don't, it'll really cause confusion when there are reports of it being stolen in multiple places and no one knows what to respond to.
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No. 819541 ID: 91ee5f

>>819539
Yes, this!

Cause as much chaos as possible!
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No. 819545 ID: 8d23d9

Still strike the church tower, but make it into a fake hit. If we release the confusion and gullibility gases all over there, it'll make enough chaos that they'll think something happened... and when Kexluk comes along, knowing as he does already to check the relic for authenticity, he'll discover that it's a fake and everyone will assume it really was stolen then.

So, go on with causing chaos at the tower, but since you don't actually have to steal it, the kobolds can make double sure they're not seen and that they escape. If we can avoid anyone even thinking the kobolds were involved, so much the better for protection against any reprisal.

In the meantime, start scouting and thinking how to get into the place where the real relic probably is!

Once you've given instructions to that effect, your personal attention isn't needed any more. Go back to Kexluk and see what's up and fill him in. Maybe you could get around to telling Enlu as well, since this plot seems designed to potentially implicate her or ruin her reputation, too, she could be inclined to be helpful. If you're careful. Maybe relay the discussion with her through Kexluk, so you can avoid being associated with it much yourself - just have him inform her of the falsehood and they can talk to each other about finding out who was planning to humiliate both of them. You want to avoid Enlu catching wind of you being involved in stealing it.
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No. 819548 ID: 8d23d9

Heck, if you tell Kexluk in time, he won't need to have it checked by someone else who could be in on the ruse, he can just say "I have ways of detecting the influence of order" (you, but he can be vague) "and while it is present in this city, it is not focused here".
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No. 819549 ID: 91ee5f

>>819545
>Run around and deliver more messages!
I'm pretty sure we don't have enough time to do that!

Let's just get on with our plans already!
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No. 819886 ID: bfb318
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819886

>What if you just slime hard enough to clone yourself?
That is not possible for me, at least not as I am now! I would need to increase my slime powers, and it's already as much as I can do to only choose select parts of my body to slime up, rather than all or nothing.

"No, Howka, we will not cancel any hits. We will attack everything we know, at once! However, we need not try too hard for the church hit, either, so the attack on the church tower can be half hearted, and simply be to cause chaos to make them think something happened. If we still can, the attack on Kexluk's guard will still be on, equally as half hearted. Perhaps, even, if there is enough polymorph potion to go around, it does not even need to look like kobolds were on the attack? Only a possibility, but the point is is that no one should get themselves hurt for the mission!"
>"Okay! But what of secret garden relic? We do not know much of this place. Some people go in and go out, but is very mystery. Very unappealing!"
"Unappealing? How so?"
>"Kobolds have tried to sneak in or made to go in to serve masters. Seen many kobolds enter. But never seen kobold leave before! Is maybe cursed. Or just trap. Or maybe secret kobold paradise that none want to leave but is probably not. Still, probably a kobold willing to try!"

I hear a little commotion as people start getting ready for various acts of discontent.

"Well, time is short, Howka. I must consider myself cut off from my master Kexluk for now, and choose an action for myself! As for this garden building, we can keep watch no matter what, but I'm sure there are some lizards of who go in and out of that building, yes?"
>"Ah, yes. First! Openings along top of building to let sunlight in. Probably very guarded! May be hard. Lizards who go in are gardening people and guards. Gardening lizards call palace home, perhaps they are accepting kobold slaves to help, and bring them in? Otherwise, we know guard tower that has key to building. If kobold has key, then kobold can open any door to inside, not just front door! Very convenient. That or relic will be moved out anyway when master Kexluk moves thing anyway, and whole sneak is pointless. Where will Story be?"

A) Church attack, impersonating the high priest
B) Sneak into the garden building (choose sub-option: direct sneak in, steal key, or approach gardeners.)
D) Something else
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No. 819895 ID: be641e

I say B, and steal that key.
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No. 819928 ID: 90f3c0

D) Seduce guards

B) Steal the key and sneak, classic stealth route.
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No. 819978 ID: 3abd97

I say B, charm the gardeners into letting you in.
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No. 820068 ID: df00b4

In before they're sacrificing the souls of Koblods to power the Order relic that has been slowly losing power for several years now and then using the bodies as fertilizer.
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No. 820402 ID: bfb318
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820402

"I will investigate the small house, Howka. As it was I who discovered the possibility, it should be I who takes responsibility!"
>"Yes but didn't Story Seeker also get idea for church attack?"
"True, I suppose my words fall flat."
>"Oh no sorry, Howka talked without thinking!"
"Haha, I assure you I can be worse on the matter. I will still be off, then, thank you for the tip about the guards, I believe I will pursue that option."
>"Okay I will tell you very fast about what we know of guards!"

After Howka spends a minute giving me information, I leave to go to the inner walls so that I can scope out the guard place. Thankfully I remember my emblem, a necessity for kobolds within this area.

I have been informed that the keys are located on the western guard tower of the inner wall. The keys themselves are on the third floor, just under the top of the wall. They've been labeled appropriately on their key hooks, and I am looking for the one called 'Sun's Garden'. There are many windows on the tower itself that I could easily fit through, and although they are out in the open, it is getting dark enough to not matter.

As for the guards, I may not be too accustomed to Stonespear guards, but I recognize their posture from the goblins back home. They are alert just enough so that their bosses will not give them trouble, but they are relaxed about their job. If I am to make a guess, I would say that they only do their job for their pay, but while they would sound the alarm if they see something, they do not seriously think that a kobold would be so reckless enough to actually try anything! If they are like goblin guards in more than one way, then they also accept bribes, or have a bad tendency to give people the benefit of the doubt.
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No. 820432 ID: 0f88dc

>>820402
Throw a small object within their earshot to distract them. Making said object a coin would likely make it extra distracting: metallic noise, glint in the dark...
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No. 820440 ID: 96361d

You can sneak in the window from the wall, I'm sure.

Say, if you're a decent distance from the order artifact here... have you ever tried partially turning your hands and feet to slime form, to make you better at climbing? Able to seep into cracks a little and so on?
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No. 820605 ID: 3abd97

Well, you have some gold on hand, but I don't know what the going rate for a bribe would be around here. Also, then they've seen you. Maybe save that for a backup plan?

Conning your way past them might be easier, if you made up a reason or a task you needed to get in for. But, again, they've seen you.

Can you get up on that wall from another building? There are doors up there, and they don't have guards standing in front of em.
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No. 820614 ID: 6b1e92

>>820605

The thing about bribes is, they're only really useful in a situation where the person you want to bribe doesn't feel they can just take the money off you anyway.

I agree with the idea of best not being seen at all. You're known to be Kexluk's kobold, after all!

In fact, maybe you should invest in some way of covering your face. Making your shirt into some sort of mask might work. If you covered your personal arrangement of horns they probably wouldn't be able to tell you apart from the other kobolds around here. It'd be best of all if you changed clothes completely, in fact. I don't suppose you can find a kobold in an alley nearby that you can trade clothes with for a coin or two, Story?
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No. 820902 ID: bfb318
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I consider climbing. My slime form in selective parts may be handy, but my strength is severely diminished while in slime form. Even so, it would help to stablize myself while I use my normal form to raise myself up. Yes, I think that could work, to have my arms slip into cracks for stabilizing, and using my claws to push myself up!

It would be too risky to simply climb up the guard tower itself, but looking around, I see that the landscape and structure of Lady Enlu's own estate would grant me cover as I climb up. After all, I imagine the wall was made to keep people from the outside climbing up, not from the inside!

To mitigate risks of having my identity revealed, and potentially creating problems for Kexluk, I take my shirt and wrap it around my head to mask my horns. Perhaps it would have been ideal to have entirely new clothes, but since I am low on time, I will consider this good enough.

At the top, I see two kobold guards - an odd sight - walking across the wall. They are walking towards my destination to the right, but they are currently at my left.
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No. 820986 ID: 3abd97

Kobolds as guards? Wonders never cease.

You could let them pass you, then attempt to tail them in. It's that, or jump in front of the and run, which seems like a less good idea.
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No. 820991 ID: 90f3c0

Climb up behind them and proceed with stealth.
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No. 821011 ID: 91ee5f

I'm pretty sure if kobolds are guarding up here, it's because they are trusted, loyal, and will not betray their lizard masters!
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No. 821122 ID: bfb318
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821122

There's no need for me to complicate things so fast. I let them pass, then hop over the wall and stay on their tails.

It works brilliantly! Until they stop and turn around.
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No. 821123 ID: 015058

Flail your jello arms at them and pretend to be chaos slimed. (don't really have to pretend)

If they heard your previous stories they will run screaming. Is sure to add more chaos to the nights activities. And maybe that will give your chaos powers a boost.
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No. 821129 ID: 2e620f

Are you sure they're guards? I don't see any weapons. More to the point, I don't see any horns or whistles or other items that they could use to raise an alarm, aside from their voices, and you guys are small and not able to shout that loud by the lizards' standards. How to distinguish their shouting from just random kobold shouting, too? And the guy on the right is noticeably better dressed than the guy on the left, so they're not uniform. Maybe they're just servants for the lizard guards posted on the walls?

Right now they're just confused. They probably haven't encountered masked sneaks before. And hey, technically, you haven't done anything wrong yet! If you were climbing in over the wall that'd be something, but there's no law about hopping up the inside, is there?

Well, maybe. But you can probably capitalize on their confusion. Just say "hey, you finally turned around! is this just where you were going to turn around anyway or did you hear me?" as smoothly and confidently as you can, with no hint that there could be any problem with your being here, and put your arms around their shoulders companionably. Not only should kobolds here be well-trained to not speak when being spoken to, the disconnect between what you're doing and any idea that you're up to something should confuse them for a while. It'll buy you time.

What to do with that time I'm not sure. Cast a zone of silence spell to stop them calling out? Cast some sort of charm spell? I doubt your magic is that convenient. Keep them silent enough for long enough to fast-talk some story about how some precious family member of yours was one of the kobolds that disappeared into that garden, and secure their didn't-see-nothin' about your mission? It might work. Better be ready to subdue them, though.

... Actually, where was the last place we knew Tulip was?
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No. 821130 ID: 3abd97

>>821122
Claim that you're lost, and ask for directions.

Do not explain your mask, or act like this is anything out of the ordinary.
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No. 821134 ID: a363ac

>>821122
Act SLIME at them. "SLIME!" w/ wacky wavy slimy arms man.
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No. 821159 ID: 91ee5f

>>821122
Don't move! Their vision is based on movement, so if you hold still, they can't see you!
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No. 821238 ID: bfdaf0

Chew them out for now noticing you earlier, you've been following them for the last three doors.

Also, can you use slime powers to hide/flatten your horns?
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No. 821342 ID: bfb318
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821342

>Their vision is based on movement, so if you hold still, they can't see you!
As a fellow kobold, I'm finding my own thoughts terribly racist.

>Actually, where was the last place we knew Tulip was?
If I'm not mistaken, the last place I know of was within the church tower.

>Also, can you use slime powers to hide/flatten your horns?
I certainly can, and now that I've thought about it, certainly will.

"Hey, you guys just noticed me? You've both got to do better then that. Did you two even notice me, or is this where you turn around?" I ask them, getting cozy. Unfortunately, I've already re-shaped my hand, as doing so goes much, much faster than the other way around.
>"It, er.... we're supposed to turn here." one without the strap says.
>"Did we just fail a test...? We've been chewed out for looking anywhere but forward while on patrol!" the other states. He has a small dagger on his back, but the strap seems overkill. The other is completely unarmed.
>"Why do you have a mask?"
"To make sure you guys would think I was a thief or assassin or whatever, if you actually saw me!"
>"C-can you not tell our boss-" strapless says, before strap nudges him and yells out to the building I'm attempting to get in.
>"Hey, sirs! Are we being tested?!"

It's a good thing I put up a silence barrier! Zirkala warned me that anyone remotely knowledgable about magic will be able to tell that I cast it, but it hasn't been a problem so far.

"They won't bother answering. How are you going to take responsibility?"
>"Well, we're supposed to get their attention!"
"Don't bother. Just keep going with your patrols, and I'll let 'em know how it went." They look worried, so I add, "Don't worry, I'll put in a good word. Helps keep it simple."
>"Er... okay."

They start to leave. I wonder if the lizards are understaffed, to need to use kobold guards? Oh, well.
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No. 821344 ID: 2e620f

Well, there has been a race for a dragon's treasure, a secret hiding place for an artifact, various nobles moving their manpower around and an upcoming transfer of a fake artifact. So, potentially understaffed, yes. Kexluk's elimination of the main undead threat around here may also have seen guards pulled away from what's now a much less vital duty.

... Which means there might be more guards in other places, which would be a bother.

Tell them you've got more tests to run tonight all around the wall, so they're not to go warning people to watch out for you. Then get going, making sure not to do anything outright dastardly-seeming until you're out of their view again.
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No. 821385 ID: 90f3c0

Hurry toward the tower before any more guards show up.
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No. 821389 ID: 015058

If you set inexperienced guards to watch the wall and yell at them for looking any direction but forward that means you are intentionally leaving huge holes in your security.

Is this the wall to Enlu's estate? If so she probably has it that way so her kobolds can come and go as they want. Everyone here knows how to avoid the token guard force and Enlu still has plausible deniability about keeping her "slaves" in line.

But if this is the wall around the relic tower then they have it this way so that chaos bolds and other intruders will easily get past the guards so they can be captured inside later. Watch for trickier traps father on.
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No. 821436 ID: 91ee5f

>>821342
>As a fellow kobold, I'm finding my own thoughts terribly racist.
Oh, that's right, that only applies to the lizards! Those are the guys that won't see you if you don't move!
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No. 821455 ID: 3abd97

>>821342
Hmmm. Suspiciously easy security, if the artifact is really here.

Oh well, you've already committed. If you're in the wrong place, maybe one of the other groups will get it right.

Onward!
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No. 821531 ID: 2e620f

>>821455

This isn't where the artifact is. This is the top of the wall near the place where we can get the keys which will open the doors to/in the place the artifact is.
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No. 822079 ID: bfb318
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822079

"Now I've got to test more patrols, so don't go talking about me! Till 'later." I say, excusing myself and leaving the two kobolds to walk the other way.

I sneak in carefully, and a bit slowly. Although I hear some liveliness down at the lower levels, the upper levels sound like a graveyard. Well, most, non-liched up graveyards. It makes me believe that guards have been posted elsewhere, with the upheaval that Kexluk's dragonslaying has brought!

Although there are multiple guards in calling distance, I find only one lone guard keeping watch over the keys in question. She is awake, and there is something alert about her, yet her expression appears distant at best. And, considering she didn't see me poke my head out, she can't be all that alert! As I ponder it, she sighs, expelling more gloom than air.
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No. 822081 ID: 7fad5d

>>822079
Are the guards on drugs or something? Anyway, try not to think too much about how that tail would feel wrapped around you during sex, you have a guard in distress to seduce.
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No. 822083 ID: 015058

She looks depressed and distracted. You should seduce her.
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No. 822096 ID: 3abd97

>>822083
You'll have to be quick about it, but that is pretty much your modus operandi.
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No. 822102 ID: 3ce125

If you're gonna approach the guard you should put your shirt back on so she doesn't immediately see you as an intruder. I mean, who can keep track of all the kobolds anyway?
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No. 822104 ID: 91ee5f

Come on you guys, we've got a schedule to keep! Don't start winging it until it's absolutely necessary!

Let's just throw a coin down the hall and amplify the noise it makes so that she goes to look for it.
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No. 822115 ID: bfb318
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822115

I flip a coin just to see if such a trick would work, but it does not. Her eyes dart in the coin's direction, but then disregards the noise as mere ambience. With that, I have little choice but to fall back onto the original plan. Seduction.

This does destroy my disguise, as I would find it difficult to seduce her if I showed up, partially slimed, with the only shirt on me in the form of a mask.

I walk openly into the room, dressed and presented as normal in the hopes this will not bite me later. She looks at me, with the only change in expression being a slight surprised tint to her gloom. She says nothing, so I should be the one to break the silence.
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No. 822129 ID: a363ac

>>822115
Hello! and might I ask what has one as marvelous as yourself with such a look of gloom upon their visage this night?
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No. 822130 ID: fc33ea

Now why is a girl like you sad and alone on a night like this?
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No. 822135 ID: 10e2b3

ay bby u want sum fuk
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No. 822151 ID: 91ee5f

>>822115
"Hello. Boring shift, isn't it?"
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No. 822163 ID: 2e620f

You should present yourself as some random servant, I think. Just humbly ask what her trouble is.
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No. 822250 ID: bfb318
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822250

"Hello, I must intrude, if I may, as I have to wonder why a girl as marvelous as yourself is not just alone, but also has such gloom upon their visage?"

I seem to have taken her off guard, again.

>"It's... nothing."
"Miss, I would be doing a disservice to you if I let myself be convinced there is nothing. Perhaps simply putting your thoughts into words for another may help?"
>"It's, um, my husband. No other husband goes out of town for so long."
"What does your husband do?"
>"He is a treasure hunter. No one here appreciates that life, and sometimes I'm not an exception. They say he's abandoned our town, and I'm supporting his decision by staying loyal. Since you can't bring him back, I don't think you can help, but thank you."
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No. 822254 ID: 2e620f

Suggest that talking about him may at least help with the sense of loneliness. Ask her to describe him to you. What kind of person is he? Did he have problems in town that would explain why he might stay away, or why people would say he'd abandoned it? Does she feel abandoned herself? Why wasn't she able to go with him? Perhaps suggest that with the mighty Kexluk destroying the undead, there is a field for treasure hunting not so far away, now. A lot of people from this town have been heading out there. Why not head out with them, on the off chance he appears there? He'd at least hear about it. Why sit in here?
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No. 822256 ID: 3ce125

Sit next to her and ask her about him. If you sense she is very distracted at some point you can try to steal the key you're after.
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No. 822257 ID: 3abd97

Ah, what foolishness, to search far and wide when there is such treasure to be found close to home.

Hmmm. On the one hand, a neglected wife is a pretty prime target for wooing, and we might improve her worldview, but on the other hand, if she's been staying loyal, its possible giving her a night of fun will only make her feel worse afterwards.
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No. 822258 ID: 27762f

As a bard, you should have a "summon angry husband" spell.
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No. 822259 ID: bfb318
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822259

>As a bard, you should have a "summon angry husband" spell.
I will ask Zirkala about such things, upon my return.

"Can you describe him for me?"
>"Oh, yes. He was large. Thin, but very tall, and so many frills, but they were soft and easy to ruffle. He always loved company, but he thinks for himself too much. And he liked going on his adventures. He just wasn't a good fit, here. That's why I let him go. This town was so small, in his eyes. It drove him crazy. He hated it here, and I just couldn't keep him. He at least sends money, back, but I would give up all the money he has sent for him to come back himself."
"You weren't able to go with him?"
>"I have family, here. I can't go off trying to strike big treasure. I work for a daily allowance. It's not much, but it's stable. He... I was his only family, because I could tolerate him. He's always a handful."
"You know, with the mighty Kexluk destroying the dragon -"
>"Yes, it would have been perfect for him to come home! I don't think he ever expected anyone to slay the dragon, or maybe, he did, but he wouldn't wait around for so long just in case it happened. I have no idea how to contact him."
"Would it not be possible that he's hear about it?"
>"It's not likely. Eventually, but it would be too late. He's probably so far away. Sometimes I wish I went with him. I know that he wanted me to, but this is my home. I want him to have a home to come to, and if I left, too, we would not be welcome back. It is difficult, being married, but alone. Many test my loyalties. Others mock my judgement. Others simply ignore me. Even a kobold would pity me, now, here, of all places."
"Pity? I would pity your husband, who can't find the treasure at home."

I move to sit next to her as she lets her guard down, and when the situation would deem it appropriate. I may be pressed for time, but there is time for caution.

>"What treasure, here, in a place like this?"
"Many would give away the treasure of a lifetime, for a wife with your loyalty."
>"It is thankless, but you are the first to compliment me for it."
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No. 822260 ID: f66698

Lol, story seeker is the ultimate bard, his only moral obligation in this situation is to leave her satisfied.
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No. 822262 ID: 2e620f

Tell her that her husband must trust her completely, given the amount of suitors she must have in his absence. Ask her what her job is - surely, such a beautifully slender lady is not a guard?

(It's possible that she doesn't work here or have familiarity with it and just came here to get away from things - try to find out, circumspectly, if this is the case or not. It may be possible for you to just take your key and pretend it's just part of your normal business.)

>>822260

As a (mostly) good bard, Story Seeker only delivers a wooing if that wooing would leave the wooee no worse than they would otherwise be, in the long term, and preferably happier! He doesn't deal in regrets! Not consciously, anyway.
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No. 822265 ID: 3abd97

>summon angry husband
...not normally a thing you want to do. Although, it might be a class ability that if you slept with her, her husband would show up just in time to chase you off. I mean, law magic is at its zenith here, and that's how that kind of story is supposed to go.

>but you are the first to compliment me for it
You must deal with fools then, to not recognize such admirable characteristics before them. A person must stand by what they believe is right, and important!
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No. 822267 ID: bfb318
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822267

"You must deal with fools then, to not recognize such admirable characteristics before them. Nonetheless, your husband must have a lot of trust in you, since he must know the amount of suitors you must have in his absence!"

She makes a reluctant laugh.

>"With all my being, I honestly doubt he gave it much thought. If he does trust me so much, he does it blindly, and did so without good reason."
"I am seeing plenty of reason." I say, sitting down at the opposite side of her tail. I donate some time to look at the keys, but I can only manage a bit at a time while doing so inconspicuously.
>"Yes, at the present, but he left many, many months ago. Over 2 years. We were not married for long, then."
"And what do you do? Surely one as slender as yourself isn't a guard?"

She pauses, and perhaps I overstepped a bit.

>"Do I not look suitable? I'm sure I don't look happy right now, but I am a guard, yes. These keys must be watched consistently. Is that why you're here?"
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No. 822273 ID: a363ac

>>822267
"To be honest with you no part of being a good guard is having a clear mind to focus with. I was sent her to judge the guards and see where they could improve and a major detriment to you is your husband and home life you need to sort it out before you will be the best guard you can be. Why don't you go on home for the day and think about if you can really afford to be distracted by this all day mail your husband ask him to come home to talk this out. Come back to work after you have got this all sorted out with him with either a resignation letter or a clear head. Maybe think about going on adventures with him instead of staying at home your whole life it is more fun than you think."
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No. 822274 ID: 3abd97

>Do I not look suitable?
I suppose my mental image of a guard is somewhat more brutish and less attractive.

>I am a guard, yes. These keys must be watched consistently. Is that why you're here?
Am I here because you're a guard, or to watch the keys? Well that would be silly!

>Is that why you're here?
If I am?
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No. 822277 ID: 2e620f

"My apologies! I do not mean to say you look unsuitable or incapable, simply that I expect a guard to be more... frightening. Or perhaps that is just how many guards present themselves to my kind. You also don't seem to have been equipped with armor or weapons?"

In response to the keys question, I see two possibilities. One is to pretend you misunderstand and that she's asking if you've been sent to watch the keys. You could say yes, and it's possible she'll accept it since we've already seen that there have been kobold guards brought in in places.

The second possibility is that you confess you came here to see if you could borrow one of the keys. Tell her that some kobolds have gone missing around the garden area and, since you didn't think there'd be any official interest in helping with that, you came to see if you could take a key just long enough to check in and see if you can find clues to what happened to them. With her story of her missing husband, a story from you about missing people might tug her heartstrings enough for her to permit it. This is the one I'd take a chance on, myself.

If you play it subtle enough, and do return the key, then with the chaos that'll be happening around the church tower and elsewhere, there shouldn't be a lot of attention or blame placed on her.
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No. 822280 ID: bfb318
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822280

It occurs to me that law magic is at its zenith, and sleeping with her may yet draw the strings of fate to have her husband come right as I make my move onto her! Yet, to do so, he would feasibly have to be in the area already, meaning that the law magic already knows that I intended to do it, possibly long before I even knew Spearstone existed! Would a place like this have magic so strong to deny me free will, such as this? I do not think so. It is simply too much to believe in, even for a relic that's caught the eye of Zirkala.

It would be quite a story for it to happen as such, though! It would be quite an even bigger gamble, and also presumptuous of me to be yet another that tests her loyalty.

"I'm sorry, my idea of a guard is brutish, and not so attractive. And about the keys, do you mean have I been sent to watch them?"
>"No, I mean are you trying to retrieve keys from here?"
"If I am?"
>"Then please show me your seal and exchange for the key."
"Ah, but what if I don't have such things?"
>"Then I should lock you in a dungeon."
"I suppose that would be your duty, although if I were to judge your guard performance, I would be concerned that it seems like keys are the last thing on your mind!"
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No. 822281 ID: bfb318
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822281

I make a gesture at the keys, using the moment to skim another section of the wall. It pays off! Without skipping a beat in my gesture, I pinpoint the location of the key in question.

"I think it may be best if you cleared your head with some rest, since, well, I'm sure others expect a more brutish guard to keep these keys in place."
>"I would first ask my commander. Please keep your hands where I can see them, little kobold. Of course you're here for keys, what else would there be? What are you trying to do?"
"There have been kobold disappearing around the Sun's Garden. It's not something that has gotten official interest in investigating, as I'm sure you could understand. I would like to borrow the keys, so as to search for clues as to what has happened to the missing kobolds."

She sighs, with even more gloom than when I first saw her.

>"No. I'm sorry. Not without the paperwork."
"How can I get the paperwork?"
>"You can't. I'm really sorry. It would be better if you just forgot about the kobolds you're missing, and moved.... on."

I believe, in that last phrase, she realized the hypocrisy of what she is proposing, but she makes no move to correct herself.
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No. 822285 ID: 3abd97

Well, if you went to take the key, it's possible she wouldn't stop you now. Her heart doesn't seem to be in it.

Or maybe if she's suggesting moving on, you could ask if she's interested in "moving on" together, and wooing her?

Not really sure how to play this.
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No. 822291 ID: bfb318
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822291

"If you want me to move on, then maybe you'd be interested in us both moving on, together?"
>"Are you asking me to set an example? If you think it's best that we both move on, then I'm listening. But, if you're just trying to get the key because you don't want to forget about your kobold friends, and I'm just an obstacle in your way, then.... just, take it and leave, then. But don't you dare get caught inside, and don't you dare return it without finding anything about your friends."
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No. 822292 ID: a363ac

>>822291
alright but before I go what is your name?
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No. 822295 ID: 91ee5f

>>822291
>Just take it.
.....huh. Didn't expect it to be this easy. I guess, go ahead and take the key then.
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No. 822296 ID: 3abd97

I think you're more than a mere obstacle, and a fine one at that. I do have a task I wish to complete, though. If you do wish to move on yourself, or seek comfort of a kind, I would be more than glad to accommodate you, even in these pressing times. Though I would not presume to question your faithfulness, how far that goes is entirely your decision.

If she doesn't ask for wooing: "Till we meet again, Lady...?"
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No. 822301 ID: 015058

You my lady are no mere obstacle. If I was not honestly worried about the missing kobolds I would gladly spend the night trying to put a smile back on your face.

Could I have your name before I go? Regardless of what happens tonight I think you are ready to make a choice. To move on in one form and find yourself a new love. Or to move on literally by going out into the world and tracking him down so you can be together.

Either choice you make I can help you with.
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No. 822313 ID: 91ee5f

Wait! If we ask for her name, she'll ask for ours!

Quick, someone come up with a fake name to give her! Everyone knows Kexluk's kobold is named Story Seeker, so we can't tell her that the Kobold of the great Kexluk was involved with stealing something!

I wouldn't be as worried about it if I knew we wouldn't be seen, but I'm pretty sure we're gonna get seen stealing the artifact!
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No. 822315 ID: bfb318
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822315

"You are no 'mere obstacle'. If I were not pressured about missing kobolds, I could stay all night to see you smile!"
>"Hm... do you mean that?"
"Of course. If you wish to move on yourself, or seek comfort, I would be more than happy to accomodate you. I don't presume to question your faithfulness, mind you - how far you go, is however far you want to go, whether it's finding new love, or tracking him down."
>"I should have mentioned this before letting you take the key, but I visit the gardens now and then. It's a nice place to think, which, you can tell I probably do too often. My point is that I'm familiar with many of the caretaker kobolds, there. If you stay here, I'll gladly share everything I know about them, and where you can find which ones, rather than trying to go in blindly."
"First, may I get your name?"
>"Vailla. And yourself?"

While I do not like the idea of lying about my name, perhaps an alias would be helpful to avoid later detection.
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No. 822322 ID: 3abd97

Considering you didn't hide your face, I'm not sure an alias would matter much. She could still identify you later.
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No. 822323 ID: 7fad5d

>>822322
Matters plenty for right now. Yapper sounds like it could work fine.
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No. 822324 ID: a363ac

Tail chaser and might I say you have a fine one.
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No. 822325 ID: 3ce125

Okay for real let's get a believable alias.

How about "Byron"?
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No. 822333 ID: bfb318
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822333

Ah, right, I do have a name that is neither a lie, nor gives away the identity I don't want to give.

"Many call me Yapper."

She pauses, then laughs. Quietly, but still laughs!

>"Nice to meet you, then, Yapper. Will you stay, and I'll talk about the kobolds in the Sun's Garden so you can get your clues?"
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No. 822335 ID: a363ac

>>822333
sure but first I need a seat of my own. *summon bed*
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No. 822337 ID: 3ce125

Hey, remember your hard-won lessons. Don't chase after sex when it will hinder your mission.

Why can't you have the information and the key, though?
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No. 822345 ID: 90f3c0

Sure, the kobolds can probably help you get into the tower without being spotted. But you probably shouldn't stick around too long. Those hapless guards on the wall might still tell their superiors that someone's been sneaking around.
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No. 822347 ID: 91ee5f

>>822333
"Yes, thank you."

>>822335
We're already on a bench, we don't need a bed.

>>822337
That's why she want us to stay. She's going to give us the information and then let us take the key.
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No. 822373 ID: 2e620f

Well, this isn't the path I would have gone, but I guess getting information is as good as getting the key. The trouble is that she might ask about who you're missing, and you don't know. Perhaps, if it comes up, you should say that there is a girl who is like a sister to you who is worried about the kobolds who go in there, that none have come back out, that you felt more capable of doing this than her and that you hoped to be able to set her at ease.

I'm still not a fan of actually seducing her, for a variety of reasons including her possible regret and how much time we have (the security on the artifact will likely be beefed up/changed once Kexluk/Enlu discover the fake artifact, as they'll hopefully do) and this not being a private place, but do listen to her. The idea of missing kobolds and the story of none coming out (you can even mention some sneaking in before you, presenting it as the same concern as you) gives you some license to ask questions about how the place is laid out and where something might be hidden, if you're careful and keep your cover story in mind.
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No. 822388 ID: bfb318
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822388

"Certainly, but let me get a more comfortable seat, if you don't mind."

I cast 'summon bed'. It's a difficult spell, and due to my lack of form to get a proper bed shape, it's all I can manage to get a fake stack of hay, little more than a temporary mass wrapped in an illusion.

>"Oh, a magic user? How uncommon, for one of you."
"It was hard earned, I'd say! Now, may I ask, why can I not have both the information and the key?"
>"You may, if you still want it after you get information."
"Then I'm all ears."

The information is more helpful than I originally thought it might have been. She tells me the locations of where the kobolds work, what their tasks are, and so on. I learn a few helpful tips, too.

First, apparently there is a special emblem used by kobolds there to signify them as a garden slave. If I had one, I would look like I belonged, but otherwise, it may be clear I'm not supposed to be.

Secondly, there is a chamber that Vailli has never seen a kobold go into, and few lizards are allowed. Although it isn't clear, it is so suspicious in her information, that it should be my first look!

"May I ask about the layout? I have heard of kobold friends who have snuck in, and yet, never come out. I wouldn't want to have the same fate!"
>"Yes, if they get caught, their fate is.... not good. Do not get caught, but if you do, I will not defend you, simply because I cannot."
"The key is all I would ever ask of you."
>"As long as you know the risks. Don't you think you'll be leaving behind your current kobold friends that are outside the garden?"
"On the contrary, I'm doing this for a good friend of mine on the outside."
>"Okay. If you're so selfless..."

She speaks of the layout. Although she doesn't draw me a map, I believe I have a good enough idea of it to go to where I need to go.

>"Are you planning a breakout?" she asks.
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No. 822390 ID: a363ac

>>822388
not yet
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No. 822405 ID: 90f3c0

I was only planning on finding my friend. But if there are other that need my help, I would do what I can.
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No. 822406 ID: 3abd97

>Do not get caught, but if you do, I will not defend you, simply because I cannot.
Of course not. If questioned by anyone else, I have never had the good fortune to have met you.

>>"Are you planning a breakout?" she asks.
Not right now. Breakouts planned in haste don't tend to work for more than one person, and are chancy even then. You need a good plan for that kind of thing. Unless one is a legendary hero who can just knock down the walls, declare everyone free, and defeat all who object.
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No. 822408 ID: 91ee5f

>>822406
SHHH!!! Don't even hint at Kexluk's involvement!
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No. 822420 ID: 2e620f

"I don't even know if there's anyone to break out. If I find someone suffering I would want to help them, but I don't think of myself as a fool... except with my mouth, sometimes, and for charming women a little more often!"

You could ask what the special emblem looks like. You might also ask if there are any other places with a copy of the key you need, so that no-one could possibly turn an eye her way.
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No. 822453 ID: bfb318
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822453

"Not now. I would like to do what I can, but I am not any legendary hero who can break down the walls and declare all to be free. I know how bad a hasty jailbreak can turn out!"
>"Yes. Please be patient, then. Return the key to me before you plan on anything."
"What does the emblem look like, by the way?"
>"It's similar to - er, where is yours?"
"Oh, uh..."

I pull it out. It got wrapped up in the shirt while I snuck behind those guards.

>"Yes, it looks like that, except with a leaf design instead of stripes. It's a sign that they aren't even part of normal Spearstone anymore."
"Are there any other places with a copy of the key?"
>"Inside of the garden itself, I'm sure, but I don't know where."
"Alright. Then I should be off, while the night is new."
>"Oh... okay. Here is the key, then."

She holds onto it for a moment, and I can tell she is beginning to have second thoughts about it. Before they take root, she hands it to me.
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No. 822454 ID: bfb318
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822454

I bid her farewell for now and head to the Garden, using the door that should not have anyone posted to. Apparently, the entryways are more or less a public building, at least for lizards, so guards are not posted around the entryways as much as I'd have thought. The hallway is clear, and the side bedrooms appear uninhabited. I tuck my emblem into my shirt, since it won't do me well here.

According to the girl's layout, I should be over the mysterious room. That would not be of significant note by itself, but there is a stone grate leading down into pitch blackness. With my slime form, I could simply goop my way through!... in about 20 minutes, which is how long it takes for me to fully goop up.
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No. 822455 ID: 3abd97

>>822454
I'm not sure it's a good idea to use a chaos ability right on top of the order artifact. Bad things might happen if you dripped onto it. Or it might make your transformation go even slower, this close to it.
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No. 822458 ID: 2e620f

You'll have to think of some subtle way to pay that nice lady back.

Sliming your way down probably isn't the best plan until you've explored the other options, but you might as well have a quick push at making the attempt, just to see if it feels harder enough to assure you the real artifact is here.

Can you use your bard magic to enhance your hearing, by amplifying local sound towards your ears? Sort of like amplifying yourself but flipped backwards so what's coming towards you gets louder to you instead of what's coming from you getting louder further away. Only if you can do that without creating some large alarming noise, of course. Basically just have a listen and if everything's quiet do a little amplification until you can hear something. Just so you can hear if anything's moving around or where guards are or so on.

Also, do you have a sense of what time it is? It occurs to me that, if the order ritual ceremony takes place at a particular time, and always took place at that time, then if they've continued carrying out a secret version of the ceremony with the real artifact then it would happen at the same time. I guess that'd only be the case if the church was in on it, which they might not be, but maybe? If they haven't then the real artifact won't have been being attended to, which may have made it weaker over time. Which might explain a few things, actually.
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No. 822467 ID: 015058

If the artifact is directly under you then slime form might take a long time to activate.

Also maybe not the best idea to slide down a mystery grate until you have a way back up.

Start the slime transformation but keep track of how long it takes. If its slower than ever we can probably be sure we are at the right spot. Keep exploring while you transform.
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No. 822481 ID: 90f3c0

If you go down the grate, you probably won't be able to get out the same way. At least scout out the other entries before trying something so risky.
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No. 822483 ID: bfb318
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822483

>Can you use your bard magic to enhance your hearing, by amplifying local sound towards your ears?
As a matter of fact, I can! Although, as I do so, I find slightly less than silent silence. There are slight murmurs and ambient noises that have bounced off the walls so many times before reaching me, that I cannot hear anything of note. I can understand why Vailli thought it a nice place to think.

I begin to transform, but only to test how long it may take. In a few minutes, I may have an idea of if it takes longer, but it is difficult to tell immediately. The ritual in the church should be taking place soon. Probably within the hour! I move south and up an incline to see the garden beyond.

According to Vailli, to the west is the Garden Master's quarters. The east contains some storage room and a passage down to the lower levels. To the south is another section of garden.

All that I see here, aside from the garden itself, is a kobold here trimming a hedge that covers the stone wall.
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No. 822491 ID: 91ee5f

>>822483
Use your magic to muffle the noises you're going to make as you sneak your way to the passage down to the lower levels.
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No. 822496 ID: 90f3c0

Maybe you can pay that kobold to let you borrow his emblem for a while. You don't want to get caught sneaking around without the right emblem.
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No. 822498 ID: 3abd97

>>822483
Just cross, without drawing attention to yourself? That kobold is busy, and doesn't really have a reason to pay heed to you.
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No. 822720 ID: bfb318
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822720

I silently move east, to the entrance to the lower passage.

The steps go freely down, but stops at a door equipped with a sliding view port. I am able to hear a lizard breathing on the other side of it.
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No. 822721 ID: 7fad5d

>>822720
Can you use the rails to climb up quietly and fiddle with the port covertly? Don't want to be standing in front of the door if someone notices it, rather be above and to the side.
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No. 822723 ID: 3abd97

What kind of breathing? Does it sound like somebody fell asleep at their post?

Either we need to sneak past this lizard guard, or we need to get our hands on an emblem that will let you pass.
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No. 822727 ID: 2e620f

Hmm... there must be a place where they store emblems for new kobold servants. Most likely the garden master's... office? Probably near his quarters. Though, it is a garden, so maybe they're just kept where the gardening supplies are. You could have a look in these storage rooms.

Somehow, though, I doubt that a garden kobold emblem will get you into the lower section. The servant kobolds are here to take care of the garden, not to be involved in top secret relic shenanigans and especially not to visit/care for kobold captives, who they might sympathize with/be troubled by. In that case your only use for an emblem is to avoid getting in trouble in the upper area. But, then again, there are two slots and one of them is at kobold viewing height... or is it? If I recall, you're a somewhat tall kobold, and it's still above you. Strange.

Keep looking around. There might be another way in, and even if not it'll be handy to have a better mental map of the place. By the way, what's that on the ceiling? A light? And just to be sure, the door looks like it opens towards the other side?
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No. 822736 ID: bfb318
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>What kind of breathing?
The normal kind, the kind that I can only hear by use of my amplification magic.

>Can you fiddle with the port?
I can, though it doesn't look like the kind of squeaky clean slider that won't make a peep. I can stand to the side, though, to make it look as though the slider opened on its own!

>Storage cells
They are at the top of the stairs, but they did appear to be through locked doors. I'm sure I can find some lockpicking tools, though, if I spare the time.

>Door opens towards the other side
Now that I look at it again, it seems like there isn't any door handle or such contraption on this end. Granted, I haven't tried pushing on it, but there is no way it would be that easy.

>Lower slider seems high
It does seem high, for our kind! I wonder if the lizards simply misjudged how short we really were?

I take a brief look around the garden, and go into the southern portion. There does not seem to be another way in. To the west of the southern portion is a meditation chamber - which I believe is just more garden. To the east, is a doctor's workshop, where I imagine they process herbs into medicine.

The bedrooms, that is, where I came in through, seemed mostly deserted at the top level, but on closer examination, I do find an entrance to a lower level there, where I hear the muted but still live noises of other kobolds.
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No. 822771 ID: 3abd97

Okay. So, door you can't open quietly, with a presumably less sympathetic guard on the other side than the last.

We need a way past. You're not one for violence. Which leaves causing a distraction, or making yourself look like you belong. Second is probably better.

Which means we need to get ourselves an amulet! Tricky bit is, if we walk right into the kobold bedrooms to mingle they're going to not recognize you, even if lizard guards can be somewhat relied on to not tell kobolds apart. So you're going to have to charm them into not giving you up, and we don't know their loyalties.
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No. 822772 ID: 90f3c0

Looks like a tough way to get in. Even if you had the proper amulet, they probably wouldn't let you in with out a good reason.

Maybe the grate isn't such a bad idea after all. It's probably a lot easier to sneak out of such a door, than to get in through it.
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No. 822800 ID: 015058

Sneaking around properly is getting boring as hell.

Get slimed and oozing down that hole or start knocking on the door already so you can get captured before you die of boredom.
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No. 823023 ID: bfb318
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823023

Well, that was a nice walk through the garden, and now I'm tired of it. I've certainly found myself out of my element, here, trying to sneak around and so on, when I've only learned how to do so through the forced teachings of my village!

I've had enough of that, and with the extra time I've spend looking around, I've confirmed my slime form is a bit rigid and uncomfortable, confirming that the relic is around here.

But I can still take the form well enough to slide through the bars, and they do look a lot more dark and forboding than I originally thought!
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No. 823024 ID: bfb318
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823024

With some disgusting shlorp noises due to the difficulty, I fall down, keeping my clothes more or less... well, they're somewhere on me. After I land on another grate, I find a small chamber! It's not interesting at all other than it's sheer existence.

What follows is a couple more drops and more horizontal movements as I move through the walls. There are various places to go, but with no signs or hints of where to go, I merely choose at random and keep track of where I've been.

I can just barely see in the dark, and these tunnels do give me the spooks.
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No. 823026 ID: bfb318
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823026

But ahead, I see a light to the side! I move forward, just to find someone looking right into the grate when I look out. I slink backwards and out of sight.

>"Wh - is someone in there?" I hear the lizard ask.
>"Yeah, I'm still here." another who I didn't see says from a spot further back that I could not see.
>"No, no, I mean, there was something in the walls!"
>"There isn't anything in the walls."
>"There was something in the walls!"
>"They need to put more torches in here, the tricks of the lights are getting to you, aren't they?"
>"What if the kobolds found a way in?"
>"The kobolds believe in grate monsters. Don't you start thinking they're real, either. And if they are, they aren't all that big!"
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No. 823035 ID: 3ce125

>>823026
Keep out of sight and eavesdrop. He can't get at you.
Does it seem like the door led to this room? We need to figure out some way of getting these guards out of the way... Inventory check?
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No. 823039 ID: a363ac

>>823026
make "GLUGAGURLAGSGUGUGG" noises
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No. 823042 ID: 015058

Slosh around in the vents some more until you get the lay of the land down here.

Remember that pretending to be a horrible vent monster might be a excellent choice shortly.
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No. 823044 ID: 91ee5f

>>823035
>Keep out of sight and eavesdrop. He can't get at you.
This.
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No. 823051 ID: 90f3c0

Stay as quiet as you can for now. Spooking the guards will make a good distraction, but you need to find the artifact first. Stay hidden, search the vents. Eavesdrop when you can.
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No. 823054 ID: 3abd97

What a doofy looking guard.

>The kobolds believe in grate monsters.
The kobold is a grate monster!

>what do
Peer out of the various grates in the chamber, see what there is to see.

Hmmm. If the artifact is too big to carry through the grates, or if you can't touch it while in slime form, you won't be able to get back out the way you got in. That'll make things interesting.
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No. 823083 ID: 2e620f

>small tunnels

Well, that's one worry gone, those look small enough that you can actually climb back out again! I guess these are drainage? Let's hope that the artifact itself both fits out through the grate and that touching it doesn't instantly deslimify you or something. Anyway, looks like you're getting close if you're back in the area where there are guards.

Don't attract/distract the guards attention any further for now... unless you can pull some ventriloquism to make them look somewhere else than you are. Maybe you can lure them over towards looking in another grate? Use ventriloquism to make it sound like something's moving quickly through the walls? Though, really, that's likely to just make them call for help or something. Don't do that.

... If you can project whispers around the place, you could try spook them out. Make it seem like this place is haaaauuuuuuunted? Or like some displeased order spirit/deity is unhappy? This guy seems to be ready to be spooked for some reason already. Guilty conscience? The phrase "what if the kobolds found a way in" is unusual. Why would a lizard be worried about kobolds finding their way in? I mean, worried specifically, not angry or annoyed or so on, worried. Is there some reason why they wouldn't want that? Something to hide? Something to be ashamed of?
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No. 823097 ID: bfb318
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823097

Right now, I feel inclined to get a lay of the land, here.

However, now that I've gotten the idea to haunt this place, I have every intention of doing so once I spend a few minutes looking around. Although I haven't yet learned proper ventriloquism magic, I do have a modest ability to do so normally.

Oddly, I seem to be getting more used to this slime form now, as it seems slightly easier to move around. I get a layout - it's easy enough. There's 12 guards here. There are 4 grates in the chamber, but the guards are typically faced away, and I believe that the guard that looked my way did so because he heard me crossing. As long as I stay quiet, they stay faced forward. I notice that the tunnels around here are a bit warped, compared to the well kept chamber the guards are in. At the north is a locked chamber, and there is a grate at the north end of the room, but it has been covered up in stone, so I cannot see inside of it. It certainly is a conspicuous room.

There is also a tunnel that runs diagonally, right underneath and across the chamber.

I do find another hole downward, but I do hear some water running, and perhaps this is a drainage system after all. It's probably best not to drop down there - I was lucky enough that the first hole I went in didn't lead straight into a lake!

At the end of my scouting, I find myself looped back around to where I started, just by the grate behind the guard that almost saw me.

>"Really, I swear I saw something." he mutters.
>"Really, knock it off." says the other, just around the corner. "The priest will be here soon, and you know how uptight he is. No words, no changes in posture, no nothing."
>"Okay, but if it is something, we've got to deal with it fast."
>"If it is something."
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No. 823099 ID: 015058

It could just be you getting used to your slime form. Or it could be the order artifact is ordering you somehow. So watch out for getting stuck in your slime form when holding it. Being a slime all the time is orderly. While being a kobold the other half is not.

I would start haunting the guards. Very subtle stuff but you need to distract them enough so you can get into that final room unnoticed.

Other options include hitching a ride on the order priest. Or even stealing the artifact from them if they are coming here to take it away.

But for now get to spooking the guards. Make ghost noises, poke at people, steal small objects if you can. Just avoid being directly seen for now.
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No. 823108 ID: 91ee5f

>>823097
Make a farting noise behind one of the guards, so that the other guards think he did it! XD
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No. 823146 ID: 91ee5f

>>823108
Yeah, I know it's a childish thing to do, but that's really the only thing I can think of!
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No. 823241 ID: 76ae76

Ok, so one, make sure that whatever spooks you spook on them don't actually direct them towards you, if you can help it. How fast can you move around without making a sound? I'd assume slime form is slow, but possibly faster than crawling, and good at not making much sound?

Anyway, haunting material. If you want to go with the "displeased order artifact" route, start with some small whispers, things they maybe won't be able to make out. Stuff like "Is this what you call righteousness?" and "Who do you think you are protecting?", in a nice spooky hoarse voice. There's also the "I know what you did" classics, like "You know they'll find out". You can probably get more specific, too, like "You've honored a lie" and "Chaos comes above." Little whispers that only one or two of them can hear at a time. If the priest gets here and decides to get conversational with the spooky spirit whatever there's some theological/philosophical mutterings you can give him, like "order is built on trust" and "none can have faith in what hides away".

What you really need is a way to get them out of here long enough for you to get the artifact and disappear, though. Hmm... I wonder how well-aware the general lizard population is about the previous lizard inhabitants who's graves they disturbed? Maybe, if you start with the order spirit displeasure stuff, then once they're spooked and talking about what they're hearing you have the "spirit" talk about retribution for transgressions and the vengeance of those who came before, maybe make up something about a dead warrior king who's going to be really be mad and wake up now with order weakening, and hopefully at least one of the lizards will know enough to tell the others. Then you go silent for a while, like the "spirit" has faded away again, let them stew, then when the priest is walking in you suddenly knock under the floor using that diagonal. Maybe when the priest has just unlocked the door, just barely opening it? Then he'll look back, and the spooked guards will probably start talking about it and they'll get all clingy on the priest for some theological reassurance, which from the sound of it he probably won't like and will get angry about.

If you could spook the guards near the front of the room the most, then they could get the most panicked when the knocking happens, and maybe the priest and the other guards will be distracted enough that you can slip by. The further guards might even move forward to back up their fellows against the priest's displeasure if they've been spooked a little as well. With dim enough light and their attention focused towards the entrance, or on the priest lecturing them, you could ooze out of the grate nearest the further exit of the diagonal, and cling to the corners near the floor before slipping into the mystery room. Grab and escape with the artifact, or hide it so that when the priest comes he'll be like "it's gone go search!", and you might just get away with all this.
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No. 823252 ID: bfb318
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>How fast is slime form?
About a casual stroll, now that I've adjusted, it seems, though it has a slight wax and wane to it.

There only appear to be grates by the side alcoves, so while the central hall guards can hear me just fine if I'm not too quiet, I'm only in arms reach to 4 guards. Of those, I move forward to the northeast lizard, where I whisper something, barely audibly.

"Is this what you call righteousness?" I say. He does not budge, not because he didn't hear me, but because he just froze.

>"Er, are you hearing that?"
>"Yeah? Just stay quiet. It'll pass."

Then I move counterclockwise, moving carefully so as to not be seen. "You've honored a lie." using my grotesque slime vocal chords to its best effect. "Who do you think you are protecting?" I whisper, and that seems to get shivers on the southwest guard.

Then I move back to the southeast.

I stay away from the grate, but grind my slime on the wall. It makes it sound like a tongue of sandpaper licking at something. I let it get louder and louder, making it sound like I'm going to pop out of the grate. Of course, I don't.

>"There is definitely something in the grates!"
>"It doesn't matter!" says a guard by the inner chamber. He speaks forcefully, yet calmly to a point. "Eyes forward! Posture firm! Do not entertain the chaos! This is not the first incident. The priest will be here shortly. Until then, do not falter!"

I think to poke him, but he's the most fidgety of all the bunch. As soon as I stick an appendage out, I lose my nerve, and it's just as well, because he sometimes swings his head to glance at the grate.

I would move to a more calm guard to poke, or perhaps drop something towards, and I would continue haunting this place until the priest showed up, but I've noticed an odd effect. Every time the guard swings his head, or any guard speaks in a frantic motion, my slime form seems to loosen up and become easier to move in. Once they get back to their duties, it becomes harder to move again.

>Inventory check
https://tgchan.org/wiki/Story_Seeker_Statistics#Story_Seeker
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No. 823255 ID: 91ee5f

>>823252
Look for the guard that's the easiest to scare and focus on messing with him.
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No. 823258 ID: 91ee5f

>>823255
Actually, all of these grates are connected, right?

If you go back to the tunnel under the hallway, where you first entered, and screamed like you're being murdered, then the entire building will be thrown into a panic!

Unless someone else has a better idea?
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No. 823264 ID: 90f3c0

So, the artifact's power seems to be reinforced by the guards acting orderly. Maybe if you can spook one of the guards enough order will weaken and start a chain reaction, throwing the whole room into chaos.

Focus your attention on the most easily spooked guard. Find a small pebble and throw it at him, start scraping against the bars, let the guard catch a glimpse your slime form wiggling around the corner of the vent.
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No. 823270 ID: bfb318
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823270

This is the guard that's easiest to scare, so I will focus on him.

I find a loose pebble in the tunnel, and throw it out to the guard, over his shoulder. Instead of looking back, he gawks at the stone as it makes the tiniest skittering noises as it rolls into the outer chamber.

The guards do not appear to like that, and don't look at me!

>"Where did..." the spooked guard says.
>"Forget where." says the one around the corner. "There is a loose pebble in here."
>"Laparis." I hear a guard, by the inner chamber, state. "Walk slowly and purposefully to the rock. Bend over, using as few limbs as you can, to pick it up. Then walk back, put it through the grate, and return to your position."
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No. 823271 ID: bfb318
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823271

He does so, and I back away up the stair well. While my slime form is not as loose as it is normally, it's close to it! It almost feels comfortable to be in this form, even. When I see his fingers poke through, I rush up the shaft to a chamber above, and scream.

>"That's it!" the spooked guard, Laparis, says. "Who is in there?!"
>"Shut up!" says another.
>"Or else what? Just kick me out, I've had enough of this job!"
>"Do not leave, do not do anything! There is no quitting this job!"
>"I didn't even want to be a guard, damnit!"
>"You're not the only one who was ordered to perform this duty, but you are the only one complaining about it! Shut up or we'll make you shut up!"
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No. 823272 ID: 76ae76

Hmm. Have you got any magical tricks that could be used to spook things up, besides the ventriloquism? Summoning some small item? Minor illusions? You want to vary things a bit, and especially to do something that's a little distant from your own location. You want them to think maybe there are multiple somethings.

Ooh, actually. Can you manipulate the sounds you make to seem like they're coming from further away? Like, you thump on the wall, but to the guards instead of a quiet noise nearby it sounds like a large noise far off? If you could do that, you could create an effect like there's something deep underneath or in the walls that's slowly getting closer. Then you stop and save the loudest and nearest one for when the priest is here. Doing that in/under the floor would be best, if you can.

Anyway, continue the plan of wearing down their nerves more and more so that when the priest comes they're ready to pop. The priest may have some magic ability so you might as well use any techniques someone would be able to detect magically now. You can move on from this one guard, I'd say.

Interesting that they've had this before. I wonder, if you whispered to one of them, or to several of them even, about the move of the fake artifact. "They move the false idol tonight. To the protection of Kexluk, destroyer of your undead enemies, and the noble lady Enlu. When the lie is found... who will benefit, then?" Probably not long before the priest comes, so do it swiftly. You want to leave them a little time to almost start relaxing again, then you'll be able to really get them good.
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No. 823273 ID: 3ce125

Hey, they reacted as if the loose pebble was extremely important, and that they were barely permitted to move.

Throw more in. Cause chaos in close proximity to the order artifact.
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No. 823274 ID: fc33ea

If you make a spooky hissing noise, it should be enough for him to freak out, but let the others write it off.
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No. 823276 ID: 76ae76

A sudden thought: what if the chaos relic is in here? I mean, if it was just the order artifact, it'd be weird that they'd have experienced chaos apparitions before. And weird that you're sometimes having an easy time with your slime form, now. You'd expect it wouldn't be so delicate right at the focal point. But if the order and chaos artifacts were both here, then this would be a point of balance where a little nudge one way or another would cause large shifts. It'd make sense that if the lizards knew where the chaos relic was, they'd put their order relic right on top of it and then do what needs doing to make order dominant - if they were in different places you'd probably get just one big chaos zone and one big order zone shoved up against each other. So put them together, and so long as order was dominant, they'd have the effect they'd want? A bit? And it'd explain why this town hasn't been that orderly, really, while still having some order magic centered here... so long as order is dominant.

I mean, theoretically the order artifact could have some weird thing where it needs really orderly behavior right next to it, and maybe wherever it is there's more tension with chaos just because of natural balancing effects and that allows some chaos behavior to slip in if someone messes up. It's also theoretically possible that only the chaos artifact is here, and these guards' orderly behavior is supposed to suppress it, but that wouldn't explain why your slime was previously more difficult away from here.

It's not absolutely certain, but the idea that the order and chaos artifacts are both here makes the most sense to me with what we're seeing.
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No. 823277 ID: fc72e2

The way they act towards order, it sounds like there's some kind of order karma that would cause negative repercussion if they aren't as orderly as possible.

Karma is pretty orderly, come to think of it.
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No. 823313 ID: 90f3c0

They really don't want that room to be messed up. Throw more stuff through the grates. Make it hard to clean up, toss handfuls of whatever dirt and debris you find through multiple grates.
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No. 823314 ID: 015058

Whisper just to that guy. "They can't make you do anything Laparis. They are to afraid of what might happen. You can leave anytime."

As for what is down here I am starting to wonder. Its giving you power when you disrupt the order down here so am not sure it is a order artifact.

But probably is not a chaos artifact either? Maybe its just a artifact of power that enhances whatever is around it. So they locked it in a orderly garden with a strictly ordered guard so it would radiate order across town.

In that case if you made this place chaotic it would spread.
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No. 823316 ID: 91ee5f

>>823314
>Whisper just to that guy. "They can't make you do anything Laparis. They are to afraid of what might happen. You can leave anytime."
That sounds good.

Although, we're trying to scare him, right? I was thinking we'd tell him, "They're gonna sacrifice you to the Order God, run before it's too late!"
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No. 823318 ID: 76ae76

I think if we used his name so directly after one of the others mentioned it, it'd be too obvious.
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No. 823331 ID: 91ee5f

>>823318
True.
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No. 823333 ID: 3abd97

Huh. So guard duty here is like some kind of ritual. It reinforces and amplifies the effect of the order artifact.

>>823271
Run up and smooch him, right through the bars, now that he's stuck his face in close and is yelling.

Chaos!
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No. 823337 ID: bfb318
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823337

>Any magical tricks?
I can summon my terrible bed if I like, but I think real objects will be better.

As for my other magic, I can use it to alter the sounds I do. Typically I used cleansing magic to make my voice more audible, but I can purposefully botch the spell such that it appears a bit more garbled and distant, as though it's an echo through an echo.

I collect more rocks, dirt, muck and other objects, before pushing them in throw the grate.

"They can't make you do anything." I whisper to Laparis. "They are too afraid, for what might happen. You can leave anytime."
>"It's whispering to me!"
>"Don't listen! I sensed some magic being used. It's probably a kobold that found a way in, and is either stupid, or has a deathwish, to be messing with us. We will purge the tunnels soon. You hear that, whoever's in the tunnels?" one of the main door guards say.
>"But what if it really is another chaos ghost?" asks one, lower.
>"Then we deal with it, but don't assume the outlandish before the mundane!"

There's a pause, but Laparis continues.

>"It's not just magic!" Laparis says. "I can sense magic too, but there's something else. This debris that keeps getting pushed through my grate is tainted by chaos!"
>"Then all the reason to stand your ground! Keep order!"
>"For 23 hours a day until we die?! This is too much! I'd rather die than go insane while doing a job I had to do just because I looked like you guys! I'm leaving, and I know you all won't stop me!"
>"Laparis, you child!" says a door guard, now not so calm as before. "You know what will happen! You'll weaken us!"
>"Maybe that's for the best, if this is what it means to be strong!"

Although he says that, he stands his ground. I start leaving the bars.

>"Okay I'm out that is not a kobold."
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No. 823338 ID: bfb318
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823338

Laparis was pushed over the edge by that, and leaves. Other guards shift and call out for him, but eventually silence comes. The guard around the corner looks at me pull back into the grate, but he honestly looks more concerned about Laparis leaving than, well, me. I feel my slime form getting stronger as I keep pushing stuff through the grate and for every moment that Laparis is gone.

Just a few minutes later, I hear someone come in.

>"I saw Laparis leave. Explain." I hear a new voice call out. I can't see, but I'd bet this is the priest.
>"He caved." says a guard.
>".... everyone leave. It's better to have no guard than an incomplete guard."
>"Understood. Also we - "
>"Why is there dirt in here?!" the priest interrupts. "Ah - I sense - chaos?!"
>"Yes, about that! There's something, or someone, in the tunnels."
>"I saw slime." says the corner guard.

The priest audibly sights.

>"Then while you're all leaving, bring in some loyal kobolds and unlock the entrance gate for them. Have them scour everything. Send a maid here, as well, doesn't matter who as long as they're presentable. I will handle everything else."
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No. 823340 ID: 015058

Get ready to chaos fight the order priest.
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No. 823347 ID: 76ae76

Hmm. If the guards are going and he's staying... Story, how do you reckon your chances of taking out one possibly magic-using lizardman? Preferably without him having an opportunity to call for help? He must still have to do whatever he came here for, so you might be able to slip out and sneak up behind him further down. If I recall, though, you're not so good at fighting in your slime form, and I assume changing back would still take a little while. Maybe you can just choke him out? Like not necessarily choke, do that if you can but also like, hold his mouth shut block up his nose that sort of thing. If you've got a slime on your back strangling you it's probably hard to get them off, since... slime.

You might also consider whispering a prayer to Tom. If order has been weakened a bit, it might be enough for him to do... something. If the gods can hear prayers like that. You... probably sort of count as a chaos champion in some respects? At least, comparative to your environment. I don't know how champions/shrines are supposed to work, really, but if it's the case that a "spike" in whatever divine essence a god is associated with is what attracts their attention - wars attracting a war god, energy concentrated into an idol or shrine making it a place to pray at, et cetera - then just being a spot of chaos in the middle of all this order might be enough for Tom to be able to spot/hear you. Just enough for you to call his attention to the dip in order levels and that he can do a little of whatever he wants to do. There'd be, like... some chance it'd help you.

If you can do it out of the priest's sight (it should be hard for one person to see into all the recesses with the grates quickly), make some quiet mess in each of the recess areas. Maybe draw designs in the dirt, making sure they're all different. Maybe make one some ominous message like ORDER BUILDS ON TRUST YOU HAVE LITTLE or even simply IS IT WORTH IT. If it doesn't make a sound by itself, maybe even pop a terrible bed into one of them, though he'd likely sense the magic, then.

If all else fails, seduce maid.
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No. 823351 ID: 91ee5f

>>823338
Loyal kobolds, doesn't mean they're fearless!

I'd say in order to scare the kobolds, scream, "Help! It's got me!" and if any of them are brave enough to come help, lay down, start turning into slime, and weakly tell them, "Run...save yourself...before it gets you too..." then pretend you died while you're still melting.

Seeing you "die" and melt should be enough to scare the kobolds outta there in order to avoid whatever thing got you so that they don't end up like you!

>>823340
That's a fight hes going to lose! He has no experience in fighting and no offensive magic and/or defensive magic!
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No. 823352 ID: 3cc68c

Hide from Priest, Scare workers, Seduce maid.
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No. 823357 ID: 3abd97

>while doing a job I had to do just because I looked like you guys
Haha, they're recruited by looking good together as a set.

>Send a maid here, as well, doesn't matter who as long as they're presentable. I will handle everything else.
You must impersonate the maid! (Where's a gender swap potion when you need one). Or win her over, and be hiding under her skirts.

You can't go in as one of the kobold cleaners. If they're trusted and loyal, they'll actually notice you don't belong and point it out to their bosses.
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No. 823358 ID: 76ae76

Actually if the priest can sense chaos he'd probably sense you sneaking up on him in slime form, so don't do that unless he's really distracted with something.
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No. 823363 ID: 3ce125

>>823351
>no experience in fighting
You are dead wrong. Story Seeker went through some grueling training during the Groundhog Day sequence. He can handle himself in a fight. He's just not equipped for one at the moment.

>>823338
Impersonating the maid could work. Just gotta knock them out and hide the body then put on their clothes and hide a blunt weapon on your person. Then you can surprise attack the priest, take him out before the kobolds react, then fight off the kobolds.
I mean I really doubt you're gonna be able to steal the artifact without anyone noticing. Best case scenario you arrive before the other kobolds do, and are able to take out the priest while he's alone, jam the door somehow to buy yourself time to shift, then escape through the grate exit. If the entire place gets locked up tight you could escape through the water hole... or drop the artifact down there and retrieve it once it floats outside.
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No. 823366 ID: 91ee5f

>>823363
Oh, yeah, that happened so long ago, I forgot about that!
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No. 823370 ID: bfb318
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823370

>Fight people
My slime form is far too weak, and while it's much easier to change back to normal than to change to a slime, the lizards are multiple times bigger than I! Although I have learned the ways of combat and getting beaten up, this would be a lesson in the latter, I think.

Fighting the kobolds who come into the tunnels would be much more realistic. Or rather, I can also attempt to spook them! Loyal, perhaps, but I doubt fearless.

>You must impersonate the maid!
Hmm... I wouldn't be able to be chosen as the maid to enter this place, but if I can get their clothes, then I may be able to interrupt the priest and get the drop on him!

The guards leave and the priest enters the inner chamber, shutting the northern door behind him.

With the muck of the tunnels, I spell out forboding messages like 'was it worth it' and 'order builds on trust, you have little' on the ground, while I also offer a brief prayer to Tom. It goes unanswered, but as is typical - gods do not generally interact with the common folk, and I suspect even Tom only can push that sentiment so far!

Once I finish spelling out the messages, I hear the southern door open up.

>"I am coming in to clean." A gentle, feminine and kobold voice says. There's something about the way she says it that makes me think she is bowing as she does so, before entering..
>"Remember to use the correct side of the clothes, present yourself well, move only with purpose and direction." says the guard who was originally posted by the inner chamber doors. "Ignore anything that is going on in the tunnels.
>"Yes. I remember my training. It will be perfect."

And now, a choice.

A) Spook/fight the incoming tunnel kobolds
B) Seduce maid
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No. 823373 ID: 015058

Seduce maid. Slimy tentacle style.

If you do it right you should spook the others.
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No. 823374 ID: 3abd97

>>823370
Be seductive.

We end up corrupting her to chaos and/or Story ends up running around in a frilly maid's dress. It's win-win.
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No. 823376 ID: a363ac

>>823370
b. Slimy tentacle up the skirt when she comes by to clean up the rocks you are throwing out the tunnel
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No. 823379 ID: 7fad5d

As much as I suspect Story Seeker needs to stop relying on seduction, I don't think he should be trying to fight multiple anythings at once.

B) Seduce maid
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No. 823441 ID: 76ae76

Really, all you need to do is mess things up a bit for her, I think. We do need to keep an eye on the prize, here, not only getting the relic but also getting out of here. The only way to get out is through the way you came, so there's danger to letting the kobolds wiggle around in the tunnels. You'll need to watch where they come in (hopefully from a different place you did) because wherever they went in and will be coming out will probably be guarded. Hmm. I wonder if you could just wait for the maid to come in to one of the recesses to clean, then yank her into the tunnel? Then just knock her out, take her clothes and leave her blocking the passage.

In any case, whatever you do, slimeshift away your big center horn again, or something else to change your features a bit. We absolutely can't allow anyone to associate this with kobold-you and Kexluk.
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No. 823491 ID: bfb318
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823491

There may be a time for when I stop relying on seduction. That time, is not now.

The maid comes to one of the recesses, and I move over there. I can't tell where the incoming kobolds will be coming from, but it won't be through the initial grate that I came through, as that did not seem like it could be opened at all.

When I finally reach the grate, she is working diligently but carefully as she brushes off some dust off the stone. I suspect she will get close to the grate, where I may be able to chaos-touch her, but that may be more spooky than seductiv...y. Perhaps that is fine?

For now, I shift my horns as best as I am able to. It is difficult, since my slime form is of low caliber, and the order still present keeps me from doing it, but I'm at least able to mangle my horns enough to prevent easy recognition.
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No. 823493 ID: a363ac

>>823376
I refer to my previous suggestion.
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No. 823494 ID: 91ee5f

>>823491
You could say what anybody/everybody says to someone that's cleaning. Just tell her, "You missed a spot."

It's a cliché line, but it works.
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No. 823497 ID: 7fad5d

>>823491
Unimpressive horns, unimpressive tail, normal face, usual proportions... hips and ass might be nice but they're not amazing enough to show under the skirt, at least. Oh well, it's not like every woman we run into dick-first can be a model, it's nice to get back to your roots. Shame the maid uniform isn't that particular style, she even has a feather duster.

Under the circumstances I don't think we can manage anything particularly seductive as an opening line, what with the spooooooky chaos ghost thing. I'm half-tempted to go with a terrible line like 'Damn, babe, you shit with that ass?' but it's probably best to just break the ice. Tell her a knock-knock joke. The one with 'boo' and 'don't cry-- it's only me!'
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No. 823539 ID: 015058

Wait what if she is the bait? They send in a cute girl to get the monster to jump her. And then the guards take care of it?

So lure her over here with nice whispering first.
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No. 823540 ID: 2b0550

Aw, look at her face. That's some suppressed fear right there.

Story, I love you and you're a champion, but I don't know if even you can truly seduce a terrified lady, who is presumably pretty loyal to her order-worshipping masters, while in chaos slime form, and do anything productive with that seduction... within your current time limits.

I'd just pull her into the grate and gently knock her out. But if you've got a plan go ahead.
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No. 823543 ID: fc72e2

>>823539
You raise an important point. Must stay out of sight of the rest.
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No. 823548 ID: f66698

Yeah, I can't think of any proper method of seduction under these circumstances. Just her being in here probably precludes any sort of romantic intentions.
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No. 823585 ID: 2b0550

Like, let's consider her perspective. Imagine you're a kobold maid, your scary religious zealot lizard bosses have sent you in where one of the big strong guards has just ran away from and his fellows all left after him. Your job is to clean up and, it has been emphasized sternly to you, behave perfectly while doing so.

A kobold made of slime appears out of a grate and attempts to seduce you. Is there anything this slime kobold could say or do to convince you to be seduced?

... I mean, I guess you could go for some angle of "Sweet maiden, I know I appear monstrous to you, but this is merely the result of magic, intended to decieve. I am here because no kobold who has entered this place has ever returned, and I have been told those who snuck in before me meet an unpleasant fate. I wish to fool these lizards and steal away what they have concealed here in hopes that, without it, there will be no more reason for such things. Merely allow me to appear to have subdued you, and you shall be in no danger." Then maybe that would work? If she has a thing for the secret rebel hero type? But I reeeeaaaaally doubt it.

How about you just pretend you're literally a chaos ghost? Like you're the ghost of some horribly lizardmurdered kobold and the power of chaos has twisted your vengeful soul into a chaos slime monster ghost. As a slime, you can make yourself look pretty creepy with like, a mouth that opens too wide and misshapen limbs and an appearance of writhing agony and such. You'd be able to spook all these kobolds pretty good.
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No. 823587 ID: 3ce125

Maybe our main objective should be to screw up her cleaning?

OOOOOR we could ignore her and try to go steal the artifact.
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No. 823603 ID: 3abd97

>>823491
Try and charm her. Your silver tongue has always served you better than any tentacle tricks, before.

>>823539
>Wait what if she is the bait?
Then we seduce her anyways. I mean, come one, we're a bard. This is what we do! Even when it's a bad idea. Especially when its a bad idea.
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No. 823624 ID: bfb318
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823624

Truly, based entirely on this situation, seducing this girl may be a challenging task! Nonetheless, I would like to try to do so before I go down any roads that I can not backpedal from.

I will simply break the ice with corny jokes and one-liners.

"Knock knock."

.... well, no reply!

"You missed a spot."

....

>"I will ignore all chaos." she says, as she gets right up close to the vent. I can continue attempting. "No matter what it does!"
"But, you did miss a spot, just to your right..."
>"... I will ignore all chaos!" She's a little flustered by that, and cleans up the spot I mentioned. "But I will do a great job!"
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No. 823626 ID: 015058

Would chaos help you clean better? Only the most orderly of mystery voices would give you good cleaning advice.

So how did a cute girl like you get roped into cleaning down here? With a order relic in the next room you really have nothing to fear you know.
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No. 823627 ID: 3abd97

>I will ignore the chaos!
...does that mean we can play a game where we slowly tease and excite her, and she has to try and "ignore" whatever we do to her?
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No. 823629 ID: a363ac

>>823624
"hey your cute, have this pebble" throw a pebble on the floor every time she picks it up put another one down.
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No. 823630 ID: 91ee5f

>>823624
>"... I will ignore all chaos!"
"Then you're doing a poor job! Because if you were truly ignoring all chaos, then you wouldn't be responding to what it says!"
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No. 823635 ID: fc33ea

...okay. Just walk right past her. If she says anything or reacts in any way, tell her to ignore the Chaos.
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No. 823643 ID: 2b0550

Well, if she's going to ignore you, ooze yourself right on out of the grate.
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No. 823644 ID: bfb318
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823644

>Does that mean we can play a game where we slowly tease and excite her, and she has to try and "ignore" whatever we do to her?
I feel like I am already doing that, in a way!

"Yet you seem like you're responsive to me. Would chaos help you clean? Only the most orderly voices would give good cleaning advice."
>"Chaos is unclean. Order is clean. The grate system is chaos, I will ignore."
"You're cute, you know."

She has a cute little reaction to the compliment.
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No. 823645 ID: bfb318
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823645

I almost feel bad when I toss a pebble to the ground. She picks it up, and looks to the grate. She seems to want to toss it back in, but instead comes to gently place the rock just inside, clearly afraid that I may grab her hand as soon as it comes in.
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No. 823646 ID: a363ac

>>823645
grab it with your slime mouth
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No. 823647 ID: 2b0550

kiss fingers
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No. 823649 ID: 91ee5f

>>823645
"My, what lovely hands you have!"

>>823646
>>823647
No, you fools! We're trying to seduce her, not scare her!
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No. 823650 ID: a363ac

>>823646
giggle lightly after you grab it. and she pulls her hand out if she is scared
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No. 823651 ID: 7fad5d

>>823645
Position your hand to catch the rock when she drops it. Flick it back outside and be sure not to hit her.
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No. 823653 ID: 3abd97

>>823645
Don't grab her hand. Gently accept her handing the pebble over to you.
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No. 823656 ID: 2b0550

>>823651
That's too expected for chaos. If you're going to do something like that, catch the pebble and spit out a silver coin or a button or something in its place.
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No. 823659 ID: bfb318
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823659

I can only hope that she can be seduced while scared, because I doubt I can do much that won't frighten her!

When her hand releases the pebble, I catch it while also kissing her fingers.

>"Ahh - er, ignoring. Ignoring anything in the vent!"

In the spirit of chaos, I throw out a gold coin instead of the same pebble. Her hand tenses.

>"I-I will not be paid off by chaos. Not even by a gold coin!"

Her hand begins to retract, as she pulls up her bucket to wash my slimy chaos off, but she continues eyeing that gold coin with more care than a pebble.
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No. 823660 ID: a363ac

>>823659
throw out 4 more gold coins
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No. 823662 ID: 7fad5d

>>823659
"It's not in the vent and I'm not asking for anything."
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No. 823663 ID: 3abd97

Tell her it's not payment for anything. It's a gift, if she accepts it.
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No. 823666 ID: 2b0550

>>823660
Too unchaotic. If Story has them, he should push out a mix of various coins, copper and silver and such. Maybe even toss a couple so they roll out some distance. Say "Pay off? You're just cleaning up this mess, like you were told to." Possible bonus: maid has to bend over away from the grate to pick them up. Profit - ????

Not sure where any of that gets us, though, either with the artifact or the seduction. I guess if Story got her to turn away he could gloop out of the grate and get up behind her without her being able to directly see him, spooky-like. We seem to be playing some sort of... seduction chaos ghost? Is that the direction we're going? It's interesting, at least.

The way taboo works, I wonder if people in this city have chaos fetishes.
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No. 823669 ID: 7fad5d

>>823666
Too predictably chaotic.
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No. 823673 ID: bfb318
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823673

"It's not in the vent or a payoff. It's just a gold, a gift at best. I ask for nothing!"

She goes to wash her hand and pick up the gold coin, but I drop 4 more gold coins, 3 silver coins, and 7 copper coins. The maid freezes, but I can tell her attention has perked at the unmistakeable sound of coins clattering across the stone.

She comes to look at them, then puts them in the bucket, scrubs them, and then lifts her skirt up and pockets them.

>"I-I'm not accepting love from chaos, I am only cleaning up! I will throw the coins away after!" she lies.

My chaos form just got a bit stronger and looser. I'm also hearing some noises of approaching kobolds in the tunnels.
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No. 823675 ID: 7fad5d

>>823673
Find some other debris to throw out on the floor to explain the noises they heard earlier and avoid her being searched, then hide deeper in the vent.
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No. 823676 ID: 7fad5d

>>823675
Nevermind, I misread which way they were coming from. Time to leave the vent and woo the maid.
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No. 823678 ID: a363ac

whelp its time to get out of the vents "Well I guess I could help clean you up Dirty Girl~." slide through the bars.
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No. 823679 ID: 3abd97

>>823673
Well, if she's cleaning up, there's a "mess" she needs to get out of sight before one of those other kobolds coming sees it.

By which I mean she has to hide you.

Preferably under her clothes.
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No. 823682 ID: 90f3c0

"I'm coming out. I'm sure you'll stay quiet since you're good at ignoring chaos."

Exit through the grate. Keep your back to the wall, so the kobolds searching the tunnels won't see you.
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No. 823699 ID: 91ee5f

>>823673
"I am not chaos, yet I am not order either. I am merely here to keep the balance between order and chaos. There is far too much order here and it is disrupting the balance. Therefore, I must cause chaos to restore the balance before something terrible happens!"
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No. 823718 ID: 830fb7

>>823699
say this
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No. 823763 ID: 6102e3

>>823699

I think that's a bit too... well, I don't want to say pretentious, but something like that. For one thing, we probably don't have time to say that much with the kobolds in the tunnels coming; if we have time to say anything it's only while leaving or doing something else. Also, these kobolds probably get portentous declarations about grand cosmic necessities from the lizard priests all the time. If you want to present yourself as chaos or as some balance against that orderliness, talking/acting like that won't be effective, and the audience probably isn't receptive to it anyway. Talk about more personal, ground-level or intimate things, honesty, emotions, that'll excite them more, because those are things they're probably missing.

I don't think anyone's going to buy that we're not chaos at this point, anyway. We might be chaos caused by the excess of order somehow but still chaos. They've had chaos apparitions here before, remember? That's what they'll believe.

In any case, it's time to leave the grate.

If you still want to go for seduction, Story, maybe while gooping your way out and over to her you can sensually whisper things like: "Love? Love breaks down boundaries; love pulls things from their proper places; love changes the lover's world." And as you get right up on her, "All love is from chaos." Between chaos and order, chaos is the sexier one, you know? But it'd probably only work if you were doing the sneaky sneak up behind her, since she'll probably just freak at the sight of you. You'd need to get her facing away somehow.

And those other kobolds will be able to peek out the grate, so, you might get her in trouble getting all up on her. I'd suggest abandoning the seduction and just gently knocking her out, but you don't have much time for it and you've just put a bunch of incriminating coinage in her pockets.

The best option right now might be to leave her with some shortened version of the "love is chaos" line, setting her up for you to return for more seduction later because I really think you're not going to finish the job now, and hope picking up/cleaning/hiding the coins distracts her long enough for you to slime on over to where the priest is and attempt something there.
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No. 823782 ID: 91ee5f

>>823763
I was actually trying to convince her that not all chaos is malevolent and not all order is benevolent. Maybe mess with her head and make her start doubting whatever teachings the lizards told her.
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No. 823816 ID: 6102e3

>>823782

If that possibility hasn't entered her head at some point, she's not going to open up to a few words. If is has occurred to her already, declaring it explicitly isn't going to do much more. Even if that wasn't the case, selling it on the idea of "balance" isn't going to be very appealing. Imagine if you were a menial servant in some society that worshipped... let's say, the sun. There's a moon god as well but you don't worship them because they're Bad and associated with darkness and crime and madness. Now, are you going to have your mind changed by someone talking about some idea of "balance", by itself? Or are you more likely to be persuaded by being told, or better yet presented with evidence, that the moon god rules over some good things as well?

The idea of Balance is kind of academic, metaphysical, theological... I don't know the exact word to use but you know what I mean, I think. It might impress the priests and philosophers and especially D&D-style druids, but the layman isn't going to be very affected by that idea. What will "balance" do for them or their loved ones?
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No. 823817 ID: 91ee5f

>>823816
You're digging too deep into the meaning behind my words. They're just words I randomly typed out because I thought I was helping.

But I guess if you don't think it'll work, then yeah, let's just ignore what I said and use someone else's suggestion, which I'm pretty sure will be infinitely more helpful than the stupid thing I said.
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No. 823959 ID: 4d606a

>>823817

Don't think I'm trying to lecture you, please. I just have a bad habit of always over-explaining myself, probably rooted in some continual fear of being misunderstood or disregarded if I don't explain the specifics of my opinion and every aspect of my thought process leading up to it.
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No. 824599 ID: bfb318
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824599

I begin to seep through the grate, shoving some more debris out on my way through.

>"Nooo no no no no." the maid says, pushing at me to get back through into the tunnels. It is ineffectual, and I simply goop around her arms.
"Contrary to what it might look like, in my opinion, I am not a chaos entity, but rather an entity of balance that just happens to think things need to be more chaotic to balance out the order in town!"
>"So right now that is chaos! It is the same! You cannot touch the floors or stone please do not!"

>Deny, touch the floors and stone
>Comply, hide in maid's clothes
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No. 824600 ID: a363ac

get inside her.
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No. 824602 ID: c2051e

>>824599
Ask if she'd rather have you in her skirts or on the ceiling.
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No. 824603 ID: 91ee5f

>>824599
"Well, if I'm not allowed to touch the floor, then I'll just have to hide in your clothes!"
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No. 824605 ID: 91ee5f

>>824602
I don't think Story Seeker is capable of sticking to the ceiling.
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No. 824606 ID: fc33ea

Posture like you're going to touch the hell out of the floors and stone but don't.
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No. 824607 ID: 90f3c0

>Comply, hide in maid's clothes

Be sure to ask first. If she really doesn't want you to touch the floor, I'm sure she'll help you out.
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No. 824610 ID: 3ce125

>>824599
>Comply, hide in maid's clothes
I just want to see how she reacts to this. You can always just touch the stone and floors later.
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No. 824612 ID: 3abd97

>Comply, hide in maid's clothes
"It's okay for you to touch the floor, right?"
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No. 824615 ID: 5fd759

Is your normal self chaos because if it isn't you could change back saying "if chaotic energy is what you don't want to touch the floor then how about this"
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No. 824616 ID: e36c7f

"Miss, you have a lot to learn about asking strange magical entities for favours. Allow me to demonstrate by complying with your request."
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No. 824641 ID: bfb318
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824641

"I think I can comply with that!"

I slip into the maid's uniform. Rather forward of me, but considering the alternative is to knock her out, I'm sure she'd prefer this. She clearly has no idea how to respond to this situation, and I can't blame her!

>"Th-this isn't going... well, at all! You're bad! I don't know if I can work like this!"

I hear the lizard priest yelling through the doors of the inner chamber.

>"What is going on out there?! Respond! Do I need to come out?!"
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No. 824642 ID: 015058

Don't mind me. If I stay like this I can avoid getting your floors or walls dirty. Just continue on like I was not here ok?

I don't want to get you in trouble despite what you might think.
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No. 824643 ID: 3abd97

>lizard priest yelling
>Do I need to come out?
Give her your best puppy dog eyes. We need her to not tell the priest to come in.
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No. 824644 ID: fc33ea

Well unless you'd like to explain the situation to him, I'd tell him everything is fine here.
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No. 824645 ID: e36c7f

Your head is being pretty recognizable again, Story.

You know, you seemed to do that pretty easily and quickly! If the priest did come out, and if he had to come around the corner, you could spring on him and get into HIS clothes. I'd bet an order priest getting all slimed up would give an even bigger boost to local chaos than a maid! Maids are supposed to deal with slime, after all, and you'd have interrupted whatever his ritual is, too. So yeah, let her call him out. Just restrain her enough that you get the chance to spring on him at the corner.

Also if you blocked his nose and held his mouth shut (you lizardface guys are like crocodiles, right?) you could choke him out. That'd stop him using magic too, right? Or some magic? I'm not sure how much the "silence = no magic" rule holds for you guys.
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No. 824646 ID: 90f3c0

"Who knows how he will react if he thinks you've been tainted by chaos. Better act like everything is normal."

Try to get her close enough to the corner for you to look around. We need to see where the artifact is stored.
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No. 824652 ID: c2051e

Tell her that you two are the only ones who should be coming.
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No. 824822 ID: bfb318
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824822

I dilate my pupils to give her my best 'please do not' look. My horns are also put back into a goopy unrecognizeable mess, again.

"You shouldn't get into trouble on my behalf, miss maid!"
>"Then please go back into the grates! I have to respond to the priest."

I hear some movement in the tunnels.

>"See? Your friends are in there!"
"I doubt they are friendly."
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No. 824823 ID: bfb318
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824823

The maid, in the commotion of me getting into her clothes, has gotten close to the corner, so I lengthen my neck to look around the corner just as the door opens.

>"Maid!" says the priest. "Where are you?"

I don't believe I can fight him. While I could choke him out if I could clog his nose and close his mouth, that is a big if! Although I am more resistant to damage in my slime form, I am also much weaker and a bit slower.
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No. 824825 ID: c2051e

>>824823
Hey, that thing behind him looks like it could be the order artifact. Go for a nutshot on the priest and then see whether we can grab it and run or need to take care of him first.
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No. 824828 ID: a363ac

in the clothes if he spots you go for the air.
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No. 824837 ID: 015058

Squeeze in under her clothes. Kobolds don't have boobs so give her some if you need room.
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No. 824839 ID: c2051e

>>824837
As fun as giving her tits may be it won't really help us stay hidden given that they're not supposed to have those. Let's save that for when we have the time to actually woo her.
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No. 824841 ID: e36c7f

Ok, if she's over near the corner, you'll need her to bring you over to the grate again if you're not going to get slime on the floor. I assume you're near one of the grates further away from the inner room, so if you could have her bring you to the grate AND also somehow get him to come check on the maid (could you actually pop the grate out of the wall? big clang noise?) then maybe you could slip out of a grate behind him as he steps out and slip into the room behind him.

... Could you leave a blob of slime on the floor behind her without her noticing as she brings you to the grate, positioned just so the priest would step on it and slip when he came to get her? If you made her yelp or something just before she put you back in the grate, he could hurry enough for that to work.
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No. 824846 ID: 3abd97

>>824823
Can you actually conceal yourself well enough that she could answer him?
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No. 824854 ID: 90f3c0

>>824841
This seems like a good plan. Start tickling the maid! The priest will surely check on what is causing the her to giggle uncontrollably, it must be the influence of chaos.

You'd need perfect timing and a lot of luck to slip through the grate system without getting caught by the kobolds. Hopefully if they do see you, they'd be to spooked to act effectively and let you just slime past them.
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No. 824857 ID: 91ee5f

>>824841
>could you actually pop the grate out of the wall?
Weren't you paying attention?

He just said that he's weaker in his slime form!
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No. 824863 ID: e36c7f

>>824857

Yeah, but we never established whether or not he could pop the grates out in his normal form, either, since he's been in slime form the whole time he's been down here. So it's still a valid question. It's not a question of his strength, it's a question of how the grates are built.
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No. 824864 ID: 91ee5f

>>824863
Ok, fair point.
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No. 824874 ID: 3ce125

Hmm, weaker in slime form...

Oh, now that Story is out of the grate he can turn back to normal! Start feet-first so he can stand on the floor and still keep his promise to the maid.
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No. 824878 ID: 91ee5f

>>824874
But then he won't be disguised!
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No. 824897 ID: 3ce125

>>824878
He could keep his head slimy. Or wear his shirt on his head again.
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No. 825290 ID: bfb318
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825290

>Could you leave a blob of slime on the floor
While I can leave some slight residue as I ooze over the floor, I can't leave full puddles. I must remain more or less contiguous.

I tug the maid back towards the grate, and tickle her.

>"Ahaha don't, don't!" she cries out, getting the priest's attention.

I can hear the priest's footsteps approaching us. I slip back into the grate, as I am farther away from the inner chamber. By moving through the tunnels in the small amount of time I have before the tunnel kobolds get here, I will be able to traverse the tunnels, and escape out of a grate closer to the inner chamber, slipping behind the priest and entering the inner chamber!

I can't pop the grates open, as they seem to be socketed right into the stone. Between that and the extreme difficulty getting into slime form again after I'm in normal form, I remain in slime for now.
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No. 825291 ID: bfb318
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825291

The priest takes a deep breath and begins lecturing the maid, working brilliantly to allow me to slip inside. It is a plain room with just a pedestal to hold up what appears to be the relic! It glows with fluctuating intensity.
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No. 825292 ID: e1d580

>fluctuating intensity
Hmm. See if you can notice any particular pattern to that without waiting too long. Alternatively, try one of your many cunning methods of analyzing magic- throw a blob of slime at it and see if it does anything to the slime.
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No. 825294 ID: 3ce125

Steal that shit! If it hurts to touch, wrap it in your shirt. Heck, you should do that anyway since it's glowing and that will attract attention. Then rush back through the grate closest to the water hole and flee down there. Once the relic is discovered to be stolen they will send guards to the real exits and you'll be caught, so you need to go somewhere they won't be able to follow you from as easily. Also they probably already have people at the exit to guard against the "chaos spirit" trying to flee.
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No. 825296 ID: 91ee5f

>>825291
That looks way too big to sneak through the grates! In fact, it looks too big for Story to carry!

Then again, it might just be due to the camera angle that makes the relic look bigger than Story. I'm sure if he gets closer, we'll be able to see how big the relic is compared to Story.
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No. 825297 ID: 015058

Slime that crystal!
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No. 825298 ID: 3abd97

>>825294
Wrapping it up in your shirt is a good idea, as order might hurt your chaos-form to touch, and the aforementioned glowiness.

Expect an immediate alarm when you grab the thing. Gonna have to move quickly.
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No. 825299 ID: 3ce125

Wait. Check for traps!
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No. 825300 ID: bfb318
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825300

Hmm. It is bigger than I expected. If it's made of a light material, though, then I should be able to carry it just fine! Attempting to get out of the unopenable grates, however, is its own trial.

I pause for a moment, as the priest does not seem like he is letting up on the maid anytime soon. The light fluctuations seem not quite as even as I would expect, but still more or less rhythmic. It almost resembles quick, agitated breathing.

My shirt is removed to provide a barrier between me and it, and just to test, I hover my hand over it with care. Oddly, the relic bends away, as though recoiling, when I go to touch it.
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No. 825301 ID: bfb318
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825301

I try to reach for it more, before a blinding light flashes at me, with a large crack. I immediately lose my chaos form, and my pants shove out to more or less where they should be.

The relic seems to be changing shape, and behind me, the priest runs out to see what's going on. His eyes shoot open, he reaches out as though to try to stop whatever is happening, and then, to my surprise, he simply wheels around and walks hastily out of the chamber.
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No. 825303 ID: bfb318
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825303

I turn back as the light diminishes. The relic is gone, and there is a lizard woman standing in front of me, studying me, and most of all, judging.

>"I am Reilqin, demigod of order. You are?"
"Story Seek - "
>"Stop. Your voice is unpleasant. Do you know sign language?"

I give her the sign that although it is not perfect, I should be able to manage with my hands. Her eye twitches throughout my motions.

>"Nevermind, your voice is better. Speak."
"My name is Story Seeker. It's a pleasure to meet you."
>"The pleasure is all yours. You are not a chaos advocate, but you are impersonating one. What are you doing here? Why is your shirt off? What is your goal?"
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No. 825306 ID: fd306a

I'm here to steal the order relic and investigate the dissappearance of several kobolds. as for my shirt...

It's either in my stomach or wrapped around my organs, so if you could just step back a bit so i can pull it out, that would be great.
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No. 825307 ID: 3abd97

>relic bends, there's a crack, and it's gone
Hmmm. Maybe that wasn't the real relic, but a decoy made out of order magic, and you overloaded and broke it by bringing too much chaos in? Hard to know.

>I am Reilqin, demigod of order.
Demigod of order? So there's a God of order you work for? Does order have a lot of demigods, or are you the only one? Are you guarding this place, or were you sealed in that gem and I just accidentally let you out?

>What is your goal?
We can be 100% honest about this one.

My name is my goal. I am a bard, and it is my life's work to seek out interesting stories. I am here in pursuit of that goal. You must admit, a humble kobold drawing the attention of a demigod is certainly doing something noteworthy!

>Why is your shirt off?
Look down at yourself. Why wouldn't it be? Is something wrong with my chest? *start posing* Looks fine to me, what do you think?
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No. 825308 ID: e1d580

>>825303
"Stealing the artifact to unmake the perversion of order that lizardfolk have wrought. My shirt is right here, I was using it as a layer of protection just in case."
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No. 825309 ID: 3abd97

Do I presume correctly that you are, or were, the order artifact?
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No. 825312 ID: 015058

I was here to steal the order relic so I could bring it back to my girlfriend who was going to use it to stabilize a magic portal near my home.

But now I want to try as hard as I can to seduce you instead.
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No. 825315 ID: bfb318
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825315

"My name is my goal! I am a bard - " she scoffs as soon as the word leaves my mouth " - and it is my life's work to seek out interesting stories. Having drawn the attention of a demigod, I feel like I have found something noteworthy! For my shirt, well, I managed to drop it in the flash of light. So you are a demigod, does that mean that you follow a god higher up?"
>"What is your rank, kobold?"
"My rank?"
>"Am I unclear?"
"I have no rank, I'm afraid."
>"Rankless. Not even at the bottom, as that would imply you are in a system, but you are nothing. And you would ask me questions? You have hardly answered one of mine. I do not care about your goals in life, I am asking why you are here. Stories are found anywhere. You need not agitate me."
"I'm sorry to say that this has brought many questions to me!"
>"The only question you are allowed to ask, is if you may ask a question."
"May I ask a question?"
>"You may."
"Do you follow a higher god?"
>"No. I am a shard of the god. A single element of the god of order. There is no need to follow them, as I am a part of them."
"Secondly, is -"
>"Secondly? You did not ask for more questions."
"May I ask multiple questions?"
>"You may ask one more, before answering my own."
"Is there something wrong with not wearing a shirt? I don't believe there is anything wrong with my chest."
>"Hrm. It is... asymmetrical."
"It is?"
>"Few mortals are perfectly symmetrical. Put your shirt on to cover your skewed frame."
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No. 825317 ID: bfb318
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825317

I do so, and she glares at me.

>"Adjust it."
"Is it on incorrectly?" I ask, to another eye twitch. She bends down, and starts readjusting it."
>"Ugh! This shirt is not symettrical, either! Your horns are tilted, as well. Keep your head straight! You are offending me, Story Seeker."

She keeps on tugging at my shirt, and begins using magic presumably to shift my shirt around. I then feel a bend in my horn, and I cannot say it feels nice, but it isn't so intolerable to ask her to stop.

>"I will ask again. What are you doing here, and what is your goal? Or if you must insist on your name, then tell me the story you are trying to make."
"I am here to steal the order relic so that my, uh, girlfriend boss? can use it to stabilize a magic portal near my home. I am also here to stop the lizard's perversion of order, and investigate missing kobolds in this building!"
>"I will be the judge of whether or not they perverted anything, as I will not take your word for it. You reek of Tom. Yes, I am the 'order relic', as disgusting as I find the term. It is objectifying, but I am a person even while in the form of an inanimate object. You intend to kidnap me? Where are the guards? The priest? No, I saw the priest for a moment. He was fleeing. Do the lizards still find my company undesirable, after all this time? Perhaps it is as it should be, as they never stood as tall as my standards. I have no intention of leaving this room, as it is the most well kept place in all of Spearstone, last I checked decades ago."
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No. 825319 ID: 9c02c5

>>825317
"You would knowingly allow a jagged tear in the fabric of reality to exist? Some god of order you are."
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No. 825320 ID: 015058

It may have been once. But now it seems more like a prison than anything. I suspect they have been trying to keep you as inactive as possible so you did not decide to leave and interfere in there affairs.

As for kidnapping you? I would certainly not lay my hands on a lady in such a fashion unless she asked me to.

To be perfectly honest now that I know you exist I am going to do my best to convince you to help me. And failing that I will do my best to make sure our time together is enjoyable.

(Remember your manors that Muo taught you while pretending to be the dark elf. See if that sort of stuff helps at all. Or continue to be slightly messy so she has to constantly be touching you to adjust things.)
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No. 825321 ID: e1d580

"You know your eye twitches make you asymmetrical, right? And also that your collar is higher on your left than your right?"
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No. 825323 ID: 3ce125

>>825317
Tell her that your boss is a powerful magic user and may be able to grant her a room even more orderly than this. If she moves she will also be away from her counterpart, the chaos relic, which is somewhere in town. Thirdly, you believe it might improve life in this city were chaos to grow dominant instead of order.
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No. 825328 ID: 91ee5f

>>825317
>I have no intention of leaving this room, as it is the most well kept place in all of Spearstone, last I checked decades ago.
"You mean this dark, dank, dungeon looking room? You've been down here all this time? That seems so cruel! Are you not allowed to go outside to be in the sunshine?"

>>825321
>You know your eye twitches make you asymmetrical, right?
This is good!

"Well, if you don't like asymmetrical things, then shouldn't both of your eyes be twitching instead of just one of them?"
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No. 825331 ID: 3abd97

Apologize for the shortcomings in your appearance.

>You intend to kidnap me?
No, of course not. I would have taken an inanimate object, as I was unaware that it was a person, but forcing you to go anywhere against your will is something I an not willing to do.

>You reek of Tom.
I've met him. Unfortunately, there are no order priests, artifacts, or demigods near my home.

>Do the lizards still find my company undesirable, after all this time?
Possibly? For all the time I have been in Spearstone, attempting to gather information of the artifact you had become, no one mentioned you at all. An unwillingness to speak of you would suggest a certain level of discomfort.

Your guards certainly seems uncomfortable with their duty. Afraid, and uneasy.

Are you sure you would stay here where you are feared and unappreciated? Perhaps you could travel to a place where someone would appreciate what you have to offer. And perhaps the lizards of Spearstone would come to appreciate you better if denied your presence for a time.
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No. 825333 ID: 3cc68c

If you want to seduce her you just need to make sure your underwear or other private areas are uneven later. Then she will be driven to make sure things are "strait".

For now be nice to her and help her stay orderly as well.
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No. 825336 ID: e1d580

>>825321
I'm tempted to fiddle with her clothing, ourselves, and fix her collar, but that's probably a bad idea for now.
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No. 825340 ID: e36c7f

If you want to (probably) push her buttons a bit:

"Forgive my ignorance, but for a piece of the order god to be separated here seems to... not fit. I've seen Tom fool around in the mortal world, but I assumed that he is in a sense permitted to do what isn't permitted, as the god of chaos. I believed the gods are supposed to only be present in the mortal world through their chosen champions and their deeds. I have to wonder how the god of order of all gods has a fragment of themselves out of place."

That could get her to spill why she's here (and whether that fits her) and maybe get her thinking on maybe getting out and back home, if she's unwilling.

If you want to be nice, as in nice, wink wink, you could try along these lines:

"Ah, symmetry is beautiful. One can achieve balance through dissimilarity as well, though, can one not? Day and night, fire and ice... male and female. As one of either, is one not necessarily imbalanced and incomplete, yet only capable of completing that with the company of the other? The two must be separate by nature and to function, and balance achieved only by their combination. Do you, alone here, not ever feel... incomplete, in such a way?"

Or if you just want to cause trouble for the lizards:

"I think perhaps you should check again. Forgive my surprise, but I assumed a mere two rooms would be beneath the stature of one such as yourself. Should not only your home but all its surrounds be equal to your standards?"
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No. 825346 ID: bfb318
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825346

"Kidnap you? Once I realized that you were a person, not an object, things changed drastically. I would not lay my hands on a lady in such a way! No, now I would like to convince you, even if it means not allowing a chaotic tear in the fabric of reality to exist. Now, may I ask another question?"
>"Yes."
"You are aware that your eye twitching makes you asymmetrical, correct?"
>"You enjoy overstepping your boundaries, you lopsided kobold. You think I am so dumb? Did you expect me to be symetrical at all points in time? Are you saying that I am not allowed to walk, or turn only my head to gaze at you?"
"Of course not, I only wished to hear your explanation, and you have done so! But now I am obligated to let you know that your collar was higher on your left, than your right."
>"Is it? Hrm. Thank you. I do not know how I didn't notice." she readjusts it to her liking."
"Now, is this dank, dark dungeon looking room really the place for you? It seems almost cruel for you to stay in here! For your stated standards, I would think a much grander building would be in order."
>"What one finds cruel, another may find ideal. I do not need grand, I need clean and well maintained. I could have been put in a box for all it matters, as long as the box was of excellent craftsmanship, and so long as I could continue to hear the priest keep me up to date on recent events."
"I'm sure if you leave, the chaos relic in town will not bother you any longer. Plus, I thought gods were not supposed to mingle in the affairs of mortals?"

I adjust my pants, attempting to get them straight.

>"Neither is Tom supposed to ever touch me, which includes anyone he has touched! And the relic, bother me? Of course it bothers me, but you are just listing all the more reasons for me to not leave town! I am the only thing keeping this place from becoming a big nexus of chaos, hidden away from the scrutinizing eyes of civilization!"
"Yet, this town, although it worships order, seems to be uncomfortable. The guards that were once in this place seemed terribly unhappy with their jobs!"
>"It is only a problem that they revealed their unhappiness on the job! They are free to express their dismay off the job, but on the job is no place for that."
"It seemed as though they were kept here all day, every day, possibly because they all looked similar."
>"What? That is ridiculous. Surely there is a mage in town capable of fixing one's form to look ideal."
"That did not seem to be the case."
>"No wonder the guards fell short, then, if they were overworked. Argh, here!"

She bends down to start patting down my pants and straightening them out.

>"Try not to walk unevenly. You will just bend your clothing lopsidedly to fit over your form, no doubt."
"The one who I am doing this mission for may be able to give you a more orderly room. She is a powerful mage, much moreso than any mages I have seen in this town."
>"What does she specialize in? Ugh, dust is flying in everywhere..."
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No. 825347 ID: e1d580

"Necromancy, although she has been capable of altering my form previously and she seems like a very capable generalist. If my clothing is asymmetrical, should I simply remove it? Where do you suggest I find adequate replacements?"
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No. 825348 ID: 015058

Necromancy is her main specialty (that I know of). But she appears to be well versed in all forms of magic.

(Try not to get turned on while she is down there. Or do)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the town is only a few hours from erupting into full blown civil war. A friend of mine has helped deal with a major security issue and many of the nobles are taking the opportunity to make a power grab. At the same time the downtrodden slaves are finally fed up with years of abuse and are about revolt.

And I plan on stealing you away in the middle of that mess if possible.
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No. 825350 ID: 91ee5f

>>825346
>What does she specialize in?
"Being an undead lich."
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No. 825351 ID: 3ce125

>>825346
Erm... she's a lich, so necromancy probably. I hope that is not considered chaotic.
Tell her you have met a Time Lord as well, if that would be of greater interest to her.
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No. 825355 ID: 3abd97

>What does she specialize in?
From what I've seen, mostly subtly maintaining order between the various factions of my home caverns with indirect manipulation while playacting the role of traditional evil lich.

>fixing your pants
...I wonder if an erection is an asymmetry that would need to be taken care of.

>Ugh, dust is flying in everywhere
Would you like me to summon the maid? She was just outside a moment ago.
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No. 825363 ID: 91ee5f

>>825355
>Would you like me to summon the maid? She was just outside a moment ago.
I think she ran away as soon as the priest did.

And even if she didn't, she's probably not allowed in this room and/or not allowed to look at Reilqin.

Plus, she was nervous when the priest was breathing down her neck, how stressed out do you think she'll be in front of Reilqin?

.....hey, now that I think about it, I think the reason why she was referred to as an object is because someone mispronounced her name as "relic" instead of "Reilqin" and no one has ever bothered to correct that.

Also, if she won't allow chaos to touch her, how are we going to get her to go through the portal of chaos magic? Unless going through it doesn't count as touching her?
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No. 825370 ID: e36c7f

Ok, say "necromancer", and if she has a problem with necromancy talk about the lizards disturbing the dead of those who lived here before.

If you get a chance to say more: "So you are content with a little, as long as it is orderly. I understand; I was comparing these quarters to the ones where the priests have always told everyone they keep you, at the top of their church tower."
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No. 825378 ID: e36c7f

Also say that if the chaos relic is also a person you could maybe get them to leave, or if it's not you know someone who could take it away. A chaos relic should be in the possession of a real chaos follower, right?

... Really, chaos and order are such odd things to be real magical forces. Any excess of order is imbalanced and therefore not orderly, and pure chaos would be uniformly chaotic and therefore orderly.

Anyway why are you not seducing her yet
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No. 825379 ID: 3cc68c

Offer to get her the most orderly and symmetrical box to transport her to the caverns.

(Or offer to help her properly order up her box.)
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No. 825385 ID: bfb318
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825385

"Necromancy, I believe."
>"How disappointing. Necromancers have their hands so deep inside of filthy corpses that they seem to lose any sense of cleanliness in their crypts."
"Well, if it helps, she is also a specialist at being a lich."
>"Those are just necromancers that have spent so long being a corpse, they don't remember what clean is!"
"She is rather mellow for a traditional lich! I think she would be more than willing to spare you mindless servants capable of following your standards. If you mind it so much, you're aware that the lizards here have been descrating graveyards?"
>"There is nothing wrong with honoring the dead, but if graveyards were to never be touched, the world would be nothing but a grave site."
"Well, if you are content with just a little, then perhaps I was quick to compare these quarters with the church tower!"
>"Ugh, that place. They spent so long and so much effort to create that shoddy monstrosity. They, too, fell under the myth that all gods want grand halls and cloud touching towers! Their pride hitting the wall of my disappointment was so grand that it nearly tore this town apart. Still, I allowed them to keep their tower and to worship through it, so long as I was stored down here, in a manageable section."
"And if I may ask... is the chaos relic a person, as well?"
>"It's unlikely, to say the least."

Although she has used magic to change the shape of my pants slightly, she continues to try to get them to fold evenly over my legs.

"If I may change the subject, this town is just a few hours away from a civil war, as well. A friend of mine has helped deal with a major security issue, and many of the nobles wish to grab power. The slaves, too, are ready to revolt!"
>"Why would the slaves revolt?"
"Terrible treatment and abuse, I believe. Many kobolds barely have a roof over their head in the outer walls, as it is overpopulated, and lizards simply pick them up as they're needed - "
>"Stop. Overpopulation? Picked up as needed? Does that mean not all kobolds have masters, and masters treat them badly, thus making these outer walls a haven for kobolds to hide away? That is a recipe for disorder. If this town takes that to such extreme lengths, the kobolds may even create a chaos cave just to go against the grain."
"We call it a chaos den, actually."

She immediately yanks on my pants, and starts pulling and pushing at them with much more agitation. I believe she's doing it for stress relief now, as well as symmetry. I'm not proud to say - though not ashamed, either - that her movements around my crotch has had an effect, and she looks like she's about to lose a temper when I end up sliding down one leg of my pants' legs. She does not seem to know how to deal with it.
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No. 825388 ID: a363ac

>>825385
"May I ask a question" "Is it not symmetrical?"
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No. 825390 ID: e1d580

"...well. That's only natural when I have such a perfectly proportioned woman attending to me. Unless its lack of symmetry bothers you? There are plenty of ways to remedy that."
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No. 825391 ID: 3ce125

>>825385
I'd suggest removing the pants but if they simply lay crumpled on the floor that would be even more disorderly.
Tell her that you can let it out the middle if she wishes. Also you can't guarantee perfection but you are a capable lover if she is in need of stress relief.

On another topic, you should mention that you have an ally in this mission- a paladin.
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No. 825393 ID: 3abd97

>She does not seem to know how to deal with it.
The solution here is obvious. She needs to give him a second dick so there's one going down each pantleg.

"If you want that part of my body to be more symmetrical, I'm afraid you're either going to have to stop touching it, or touch it a good deal more."

>On another topic, you should mention that you have an ally in this mission- a paladin.
Ex-paladin. That may not be a plus for her.
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No. 825394 ID: 015058

If you want to help me take care of that it would move back to the middle where it belongs.
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No. 825396 ID: fc33ea

Sorry, but that really does tend to go to one side.
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No. 825400 ID: e36c7f

"Ah. Well, as you can see, in the mortal world I'm afraid attempts to make things perfect often have unexpected side effects. The laws of nature are surely one of the grandest forms of order, and surely there can be no more natural a reaction than this from any male, given your beauty and the tugging, yet the meeting between those laws and your goal has produced something I'm guessing you didn't anticipate. Have you not, ah... worked with the rules that we sexual creatures run by, before?"
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No. 825407 ID: 137d21

Obviously it needs to go down both pants legs. She needs to give SS a hemipene. That or take off his pants and just make sure his penis is symmetric.
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No. 825436 ID: 91ee5f

Quick, awkwardly change the subject!

Maybe ask her if it would be better if she works with the chaos instead of against it? Since order and chaos are pretty much two sides of the same coin, wouldn't it be better if there was a balance of order and chaos? Because if there's too much of one over the other, then it would be asymmetrical.
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No. 825440 ID: 3cc68c

You know this sort of thing is normal when a pretty girl like you plays with a guys pants.

I could suggest some options for getting it to go down. But is up to you how to proceed.
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No. 825480 ID: bf3b49

She needs to turn the pants into a skirt, that's the quickest and easiest solution.
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No. 825484 ID: e36c7f

>>825480

I don't think she can transform things into other things, that's more of a chaos thing. She can probably just... make something more perfectly itself? Perhaps. I'm not sure she's very powerful, apart from generating a passive area effect.
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No. 825531 ID: bfb318
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825531

"Such is what happens when a well proportioned lady such as yourself tugs so dutifully at my pants!"
>"It's crooked."
"Well, the center seam of the pants is something that it would avoid, not tear through, after all."
>"No, not that. I can sense it. Like your forehead horn, this too has an unintended, diagonal curve to it."
"I'm sure it's natural. If I may be so bold, there is a common way to deal with it."
>"Are you coming on to me?"
"Yes."
>"That will not solve the issue permanently."
"I'm afraid that keeping symmetry may involving me going down both pant legs, if you catch my drift."

She gives me a look of disapproval.

>"Or simply turn my pants into a skirt?"

>"You are missing the point." she claims, sending magic my way.
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No. 825532 ID: bfb318
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825532

It's similar to the horn-straightening magic.

Ah. It is exactly that. I cannot say it feels comfortable! This may be the most difficult to seduce lady I have yet encountered.

>"Hrm. Your balls are lopsided, too."
"Yes! They are supposed to be as such."
>"So too is it supposed to rain, but it is natural to make houses to shelter one from the rain, no matter how unnatural the houses may be."
"I am not certain that I approve of this analogy!"

I am suddenly terribly, terribly uncomfortable, and I am beginning to see perhaps why the lizards did not want to be around her.
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No. 825534 ID: a363ac

hold steady SS let it never be said that you a Bard could not seduce any living creature.
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No. 825538 ID: 91ee5f

Tough it out! If you can show her that you, a kobold, is more willing to put himself through whatever she's doing, while the lizards all shy away from her, then you might succeed in at least impressing her!

But if you need to distract yourself from what's happening, then try talking about this: >>825436 to her!
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No. 825539 ID: e1d580

>>825532
"Do you know why they are meant to be as such? If they were even, then they would be damaged fairly often whenever I had to sit down or some other such thing. Quite dysfunctional were you to cause such a thing, no?"
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No. 825540 ID: e1d580

>>825539
Also, point out that a temporary solution can be repeated as needed and causes no further damage.
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No. 825541 ID: 3ce125

>>825532
She's just going to gradually make you more and more symmetrical the more you stay around her. Why not tell her directly to please stop messing with your body?

Then ask her (after asking her if you can ask a question) if she wants to stay in this city led by fools or if she'd like to try out living with your boss, who has by now proven to you to be very dedicated to her servants and those who live near her. She can always come back later if she prefers this city.
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No. 825543 ID: fc33ea

Before you get any ideas, they have to be that way to reduce potential impacts. May I ask a question? Surely There's more to order than just symmetry, right?
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No. 825545 ID: e36c7f

Ok, FIRST THING tell her that if your balls were level they would hit each other painfully when you move quickly. This is how whatever god made you made you! If it is a problem maybe she should take it up with them?

Then ask, she was talking about place in a hierarchy earlier, right? But a hierarchy is an implicitly unbalanced thing! Yet still orderly, it is supposed to be that way! So for two sides of something to be identical is not always the perfect form, right? Some things are most perfect in being unbalanced, yes? Like male and female for an immediate example! They could not be what they are if both sides were the same!

Then maybe you need to change the subject. Ask whether it causes any problems for the rest of the order god for her to be stuck here. Does it not mean there is a piece of order missing from the rest of the world beyond Spearstone? Actually looking back on your life that makes a lot of sense.

Or you could try divert her with philosophy. For mortals social order is built on trust and faith, right? Obligation, duty, loyalty, all can't exist without something to believe in behind them! Perhaps it is not what she wants for herself, but the big grand display of her residence in the church tower would inspire faith in people, hence why the priests continued with a deception of it.

OR if you REALLY need to divert her fast, ask if she heard of the old chaos god's temporary escape. She said she gets news from the priests, so that's on thing she does want, and you, Story Seeker, have the inside scoop on some divine business that most people couldn't! Tell her a story!
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No. 825546 ID: e36c7f

Bonus Seduction path: Tell her you doubt even she herself is perfectly symmetrical in such delicately formed areas of the body. It would be very difficult for her to check herself, after all! You already found one minor asymmetry in her appearance, and you bet you could find more with a closer inspection.
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No. 825547 ID: 9d0ad0
825547

You need to explain how pure semetry does not automatically mean something is orderly.

Some things have been designed by nature to be lopsided. (Examples such as lots of minerals and misc animals)

In fact you should openly doubt that even she is perfectly aligned. (To get her naked). But if you do find flaws tell her they only help enhance her looks.
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No. 825548 ID: 3ce125

Holy crap you guys, don't lecture a demigod.
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No. 825549 ID: 3abd97

Perhaps so, but the rain feels no lasting discomfort when we put roofs in its way.

I believe this would fall under the same category as one of your eyes twitching. An erection is a temporary asymmetry, for a purpose. Ultimately, is rendering an object symmetrical at the cost of its purpose not less orderly?

>>825539
Also, if they hung at the same length, they would clap together with every step one took.
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No. 825550 ID: 8cb228

Mention:

"Them being lopsided has actual utility, just as my internals not being completely bilaterally symmetrical has utility. It is, after all, with the most useful body that we can be most effective in bringing about order to the world."
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No. 825556 ID: 015058

(A half hour adventure doing your normal daily activities should chaos you up enough to fix her straightening later. Suck it up and keep your eyes on the goal)

Explain that the curve is by design and helps you please the ladies. If its just pointing straight out it would probably not work as well.

If she argues with this logic tell her the only way to prove for certainty is to test it herself.
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No. 825558 ID: 27762f

The obvious seduction answer is to just offer to demonstrate why your junk is superior the way it is. Don't know if that'll work without more lead-in, though.
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No. 825579 ID: 0e35f6

>>825556
>>825538
>>825534
Somehow I think if these were your balls on the line you wouldn't be so eager to "tough it out"
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No. 825580 ID: 3ce125

>>825579
They're not on the line, though?
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No. 825592 ID: 91ee5f

>>825579
They're not on the line. She's just straightening them out so that they're symmetrical.

She's not gonna rip them off or anything.
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No. 825664 ID: e36c7f

>>825592

Well, if nothing else, the two examples of her using magic to change Story's anatomy already have both been uncomfortable. When you apply something uncomfortable to a more delicate area, it's much too possible for discomfort to be upgraded to pain.
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No. 825692 ID: a4cd73

The obvious solution is to have her tear your pants off and walk nude. Clothing is so asymmetrical anyways.
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No. 825697 ID: e1d580

Ask her why she's more concerned with fixing you than fixing your clothing. Is it so much more interesting?
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No. 825711 ID: bfb318
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825711

"Also, you seem more more interested in fixing me than fixing my clothes."
>"Ideally, both would be perfect. If I appear more interested in you, it is because you take more effort."

I am a bard, and let it never be said that I failed to seduce any living creature that could be seduced! Besides, if I can handle this, then having her end up shaping the rest of my body to a more sculpted look is hardly an event I would pass on.

"Very well, then if it pleases you, you may affect my body!"
>"Hmmm..."

I have experienced worse pain! I still end up on the ground.

"I shall attempt to stop writhing shortly!"
>"It is forgivable. You are one of the few that willingly subjected themselves to this treatment. Who is your master?"
"His name is Kexluk! He used to be training to become a paladin."
>"I have heard of him. Powerful, though easily misguided. So he is finally a paladin, then?"
"No!"
>"Already fell, did he?"
"He never became a paladin."
>"Hrm, usually the orders at least let people become paladins before they make some erroneous decision and fall. How any respected orders keep any paladins in their ranks is beyond me."

...

>"Do you think me hypocritical for that?"
"No, miss, but you do seem to have high standards, yourself!"
>"Yes, but the difference is that they will throw out any maligned seeds or bent saplings, while I will attempt to shape them into perfect trees. It is only when their trunks become unbendable that I give up on them."
"If I may... there is more to order than symmetry, isn't there?"
>"Of course, but symmetry reflects an orderly place. That, or I am simply a shard that overemphasizes the effect."
"And would it not be beneficial to work with chaos, rather than against it?"
>"You shall know, then, that I have an agreement with the chaos god himself. So long as I reside in this town, he will not make strides to topple it himself, and I will only keep watch over the lizards while, for the most part, they use their own judgement to keep order. Come with me, I would like to meet your master, as Kexluk is not a name I expected to be in town."
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No. 825712 ID: bfb318
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825712

We leave the room, and Reilqin shuts the door behind us with a distinctive 'clunk'. We walk down the hall, and the maid is nowhere to be seen.

Then Reilqin stops.

"Is something the matter?"
>"... no, just... hold on."

She turns, walks back to the door, opens it, and shuts it again carefully.

clunk

....
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No. 825713 ID: bfb318
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825713

clunk

clunk

clunk

clunk
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No. 825714 ID: a363ac

>>825713
no need to do anything unless she asks for help. She is just trying to shut it right
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No. 825715 ID: 015058

Oh yeah she has it bad. Poor girl is ocd hard.

Be nice to her even if she is a pain to work with. She is to infused with her particular brand of order. You bringing a bit of chaos into her life might help her out.
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No. 825717 ID: 3abd97

>So long as I reside in this town
Would you not still reside here, even if you took a short journey elsewhere? One resides in one's home, after all. I do not consider my home not my home simply because I am not there now.

>>825713
Ah, the door is imperfect.

May I ask a question? Cannot you simply correct the imperfection in the door, as you corrected my body?

If she can't, or won't, you could suggest sending for a stonemason.
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No. 825719 ID: 3ce125

>>825713
"It's a nice clunk, isn't it."

Don't criticize her compulsion nor should you join in on it.
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No. 825721 ID: 91ee5f

>>825711
>I would like to meet your master
Good luck finding him. The city's layout has probably changed a lot since the last time she was up there, so she might get lost. And we currently don't know where he's supposed to be exactly.

I'm just trying to think of how she's going to react when she finds out Kexluk is only pretending to be Story's master.

And I don't think she realizes how much chaos she's gonna cause by going upstairs.
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No. 825725 ID: 91ee5f

>>825721
Also, maybe it's the sound the door makes when it shuts that's bugging her?

Would it help if Story muted the sound the door makes, so that Reilqin doesn't hear it? Or would she detect Story doing that and not appreciate him trying to trick her?
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No. 825726 ID: 015058

If she is a shard of the order god then he is a huge dick.

He took the ocd part of himself and fractured it off into a separate person. Leaving her to have to live with a debilitating illness while he got away free.

You should really try and help figure out a way to cure her. Or at least be a friend.
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No. 825733 ID: e36c7f

Hmm... I wonder. If you offered to sing to soothe her agitation, would she end up "smoothing" your voice? Give you a sort of in-built autotune? You should try it. Summon an instrument and give her something calming.

If you get her moving, tell her about the situation with Kexluk being assigned to move the false artifact into Enlu's place, and your suspicions that someone is trying to move against both of them. You'll be showing her where he is, anyway, after all.

I'm beginning to suspect, though, that you're not going to do her any favours by taking her into the rest of the world, if she's so uncomfortable just with what she's seen. She might freak out once she's out there. Ask her if she feels up to the task. Perhaps you could suggest that she blindfold herself and let you serve as a seeing-eye kobold?

... Again, disguising yourself would be really handy right now. Not only do you want it to get out that you, Kexluk's kobold servant, are the one who's been rooting around in the heart of the lizards' religion, you might also lose your cred with the chaos den kobolds if you're wandering around with this lady.
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No. 825735 ID: 3ce125

I highly doubt she will appreciate Story's music. He's not skilled enough to be anywhere near perfect.
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No. 825736 ID: e36c7f

>>825735

Well, maybe, but even if so it would distract her from the door. Add a chance to score some sort of upgrade for Story and I think it's worthwhile.
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No. 825738 ID: 27762f

Tell her you think her presence may have had the opposite effect, from what you've seen of this society. You're well-traveled for a kobold, and have made a lot of effort to collect the stories of others' travels, and you've seen and heard of lots of well-ordered societies that had no special protection from Tom. They had more self-sufficient systems that could cope with some chaos, and you know that as well because they often went through some chaos when you were there! And in the stories you heard.

Spearstone, however, seems awfully ready to fall into chaos on its own! The nobles scheme against each other and leap to drag down rivals and climb to the top themselves as soon as they see an opportunity - even something that should be beneficial to everyone, like Kexluk destroying the undead army that threatened them. The way they mistreat non-lizardfolk has driven people into the arms of chaos, created a revolutionary movement, and those who treat kobolds in a way that earns genuine loyalty are treated like pariahs for it! They have become obsessed with the appearance of order rather than the substance, and plaster the metaphorical cracks in their walls rather than shore up their foundations!

They've been using her as a crutch. Tell her that.
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No. 825741 ID: bfb318
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825741

"Would you like some music?"
>"No music."

clunk

"Alright. It's a nice clunk, is it not?"
>"It's okay."

clunk

"Is the door alright?"
>"Yes. I see nothing wrong with this door. It is level, no chips I can see have formed, and I should send my compliments to the maintenance team."

clunk

She pushes on it several times, before coming with me, looking disgusted at some of the mess that remains in the recesses. For a split second, she looks back like she wants to clean it all up and start shutting the door again, but walks with me.

>"You put more weight and spend more time on your right foot than your left. Fix that, and take longer strides."

I realize that as she walks, she's keeping her feet walking exactly as mine do, despite the size difference.

"Perhaps you should walk as you do, and I will keep time?"
>"That will simply mess us both up."

As we go up the stairs, I notice that she breaks stride and approaches them so that her left foot goes on the first step. This continues until we reach a stairwell of a few dozen steps, at which she looks up in near horror as she realize there's an odd number of steps.

>"We have barely left, and they have already begun to do their own thing?!"

Her right foot skips over the last step so that it is the foot that reaches the top of the stairwell, rather than the left. From there, a few times throughout the following walk through the next hall, she seems to bounce on one foot or the other, as though fixing the amount of total weight she's put on each.

"Is it okay that you will cause some chaos just by leaving?"

We have crossed paths with a few lizards, but they have only looked at us oddly. It may be that most lizards here are too young to remember what she looks like. To be fair, they could not expect their demigod to come back without warning.

>"Hardly, but I'm not so dense as to think chaos isn't an inevitable side effect even in the honored pursuit of order. We're not two sides of the same coin. We blend together much more than that."
"Will you be alright, out there?"
>"I am a demigod with restraint. Just because I have not shown you grandiose displays of power does not mean I cannot take care of myself."
"I mean, well... it seems that the outside does bug you!" I say, as she has stopped a moment to start scraping her nail along the upper rim of a stone, and sliding it back and forth, seemingly unsatisfied at when she reverses her claw on the stone.
>"There is a reason why I am fine with being locked in the form of an inanimate object. I should not change much in this town, lest chaos attempt the same, but I want to stretch my legs and personally inspect the current balances of power in town."
"It's difficult for me to say, but I feel like the worship of order may have primed this town to fall to chaos. The lords in town conspire against each other, they mistreat non-lizardfolk to the point of giving chaos a den of people wishing chaos to take hold, and they seem obsessed with the appearance of order more than order itself!""
>"Hmph. I have a feeling that if that's the case, these issues would come about regardless. That the concept of order is used to excuse their actions is inconsequential. If it was not order, it would be another. I suspect my priest has not been forthright. I wish to see this town, despite how much I may dislike it. Normally I would have my priest do it, but he appears to have fled. Any other choices of mine, if they do their duties, see little of the town besides places of worship. You, however, who have snuck into such a place to capture me, have most likely seen more of the town than any residents, ironically enough. I am promoting you to be my honorary slave. Considering Kexluk left you to your blasphemous actions, I expect him to not mind. Give me a tour of the town. You will decide where we go, first."
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No. 825743 ID: 015058

Very well my lady. (hold out your arm for her)

As for where to take her first. How about heading in a loop around town? Go in the direction of the slums and along the way we can see the church and some noble estates off to the side. And then back up through the merchant district and end up at lady enlu's place.
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No. 825745 ID: e1d580

"If you wish to know more about this place, Kexluk never owned me. That was a pretense we kept up to prevent me from being snatched up randomly by whoever decided they wanted me. He objects to the concept of slavery. The first place to visit... perhaps Lady Enlu, if you wish to learn about the balance of power, or several taverns I visited earlier, if you want to see a more common view of things."
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No. 825746 ID: 3ce125

>>825743
Seems alright. Since she wants to meet Kexluk we should try to include his last known location in that route.
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No. 825747 ID: a363ac

>>825741
well while a newcomers perspective is good to have a proper guide actually knows where they are going lets go visit Enlu she is one of the more trustworthy people of note in the town.
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No. 825751 ID: 3abd97

The slums might be a good place to start? We might also want to show off the nobles, the church, and Enlu's place.

Ooh! Priority though might be to take her by the places the other chaos cultists are robbing. Let her see the unrest in action.

>I am promoting you to be my honorary slave.
>Give me a tour of the town. You will decide where we go, first.
It would be my pleasure. (It's not like Story hasn't been sold into slavery to a god before).
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No. 825768 ID: 91ee5f

>>825743
>(hold out your arm for her)
A polite gesture, even though their height difference might make that a little difficult.

>>825745
>Kexluk never owned me
I'm not entirely sure we should be telling her that yet.
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No. 825791 ID: e36c7f

Ask her which chaos god she had the agreement with. How did all this come about? You could angle into her backstory by asking which part of the city she was most familiar with before.

If you have to decide yourself, I'd say start low and work your way high. But ask her if she can defend herself, if you're going to be visiting the rough spots.
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No. 825792 ID: 91ee5f

>>825791
>But ask her if she can defend herself, if you're going to be visiting the rough spots.
She literally just now answered that.

Plus, she's a demigod, of course she can defend herself. Duh!
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No. 825818 ID: 3e817c

may i stay for an extra moment? i made a promise to a friend that i would investigate the missing kobolds before i left and i would hate to disappoint her.
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No. 825820 ID: e36c7f

>>825818

Ooh, yeah, that's important. Make sure to mention that all kobolds who come in here seem to not come out, even the loyal servants. If we just mention the sneak-in ones, then she might say that they should be punished, but from how she felt about the guards I think she'd disapprove of dutiful workers not getting to see their families and such.

If you get the chance to chat some more, maybe get her opinion on how, in this mortal world filled with small imperfections, people aren't used to seeing perfection, in symmetry and so on, and they find it unsettling and/or that it gives things a cold or distant feeling.

Maybe also ask her if she ever thought of getting another shard of the order god to trade places with her for a while, so she can take a nice break back in the order realm? She must miss it.
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No. 825821 ID: 3abd97

>>825818
>>825820
Also important: we need to return that key we borrowed after that!
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No. 825825 ID: c2e3f5

While offering one's hand is normally polite, the height and species difference would leave it asymmetrical. Offer your hand, but then hesitate and ask if she would see it as such.
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No. 825828 ID: e1d580

>>825825
She's pointed out that she doesn't take the symmetry thing so far as to mind stuff like eye twitches or turning your head, I doubt this applies either. Plus, worst case, she says no.
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No. 825863 ID: 830fb7

Ask her why she chose the lizards over the kobolds anyway, she probably would have had more stability and orderliness if she had chosen the kobolds (of course after the initial issue of the lizards not liking the idea and probably trying to keep things how they where).
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No. 825864 ID: 830fb7

maximizing order through chaos.
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No. 825907 ID: aea2e7

>>825741
Personally, I've always been one for balance, with the world being like a pendulum. When the weight gets pulled too far one extreme, it naturally tries to swing back. And the more it gets pushed that same extreme, the easier it is for it to become the other extreme.
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No. 826031 ID: c993e3

"The pendulum of life swings both ways to swing it one way is to swing it the other just as hard"
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No. 826092 ID: bfb318
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826092

"It would be my pleasure. May I first ask if your agreement was with the old chaos god or the new one?" I hold my arm out for her, but she is unresponsive towards it.
>"The new one."
"Thank you. In that case, I would love to give you a tour, however, I am bound by a promise to investigate missing kobolds that disappeared here. Even loyal ones that entered this building have never been seen again."
>"Odd. I am interested enough in why that would be to let that be our first stop. The priest appears to be gone. Do you know where the next in command would be?"
"Well, I did see an entrance to a room called the Garden Master's quarters!"
>"Then we will go there."
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No. 826093 ID: bfb318
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826093

Reilqin shows me the way back up until I recognize the garden. She knocks on the Garden Master's door. A lizard opens it, looking tired until she sees who is standing here.

>"Goddess Reilqin?!"
>"I'm glad you still recognize me. Although I have been informed you are the Garden Master, I am still surprised that they allowed a delinquent like you enter a high station."
>"Of course I recognize you! And I am no longer a child, my past activities have been corrected. Why are you here - excuse me. What brings you to me, now? I didn't hear that you've made a return to the living world."
>"I was woken up by some disgusting acts. They have been taken care of, so now I am merely stretching my legs. I hear kobolds here do not return outside. I am curious why that would be."
>"Oh, it's for security. Kobolds do like to explore far too much, and in the proximity of you, it's possible some may learn secrets we don't like getting out."
>"Ridiculous. I expect kobolds to get cabin fever in a stuffy place like this."
>"S... stuffy?"
>"That is what I said, without the stuttering. On my way up, I sensed kobolds scampering about the tunnels adjacent to my room. They seemed to have little free will."
>"Is that... bad?"
>"I have placed kobolds underneath lizards because they shine brightest while in the servitude of other races, not because they are glorified golems! Take care of the kobolds, here, and let new ones cycle in to take over their duties. A garden is meant to be beautiful inside and out, and that includes the well being of its caretakers."
>"Shall I kill the current kobolds, then?"
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No. 826094 ID: bfb318
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826094

...


>"What." Reilqin states.

>"Explain how this conversation led to that question." she continues.
>"That is just the simplest, more straightforward means of taking care of it, is it not? I thought... in a holy place like this, I've been taught by the church, which was taught by you, so I thought... you would..."
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No. 826095 ID: bfb318
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826095

Reilqin's face acts as a wall to prevent that sentence from continuing.

>"Stop. Do not even think to imply I would approve of this nonsense. No, you will do no such thing." Reilqin says.
>"Of course, but then what would you have me do?"
>"Let them go."
>"What if they have secrets that shouldn't be shared?"
>"Then whatever system is in place here has failed, so we shall consider this a test."
>"As... you command, my Goddess."
>"Come, Story Seeker, let us continue the tour."
"Right this way, then!"
>"Garden Master, kindly wait until I am out of earshot before closing your door."
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No. 826097 ID: bfb318
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826097

>"Where are we going, first?" she asks, as we begin to leave the building. I've brought my emblem back out from under my shirt, but while walking next to Reilqin, I effectively seem to be invisible in the eyes of the guards.
"I believe I will take you in the direction of the outer walls, around the slums, but while on the way, we will stop at some key points, such as the church, a couple of lord's estates, and the palace itself. May I ask what areas you are most familiar with?"
>"Particularly these gardens, which used to be one of the bigger buildings. Spearstone is small, but it is supposed to be that way so that it may be well kept and prosperous in every regard. It is to be a gem in the middle of the desert, not a loaf of bread. That is why I look anxious whenever you refer to any place in this town as 'the slums'."
"I do think many aspects of life, chaos and order included, are like a pendulum. Swing it too far to one side, and it will go just as far in the other!"
>"Yes, if let go. But, if there is someone to diligantly hold the pendulum in place, then it shall never swing. Now, the slums. It is best we hurry there, but if other buildings are on the way, then so be it. For instance, if memory serves, this towering hunk of stone is the church tower."
"That is correct, miss!"
>"Interesting."
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No. 826098 ID: bfb318
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826098

>"Why is it under attack?"
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No. 826099 ID: c2051e

"I don't actually know for certain, but I know there was infighting between the nobles. One in particular, Mosxa, was deeply upset that Kexluk had defeated a local dragon and undead army, instead of Mosxa gaining the glory. He seemed to have been plotting to benefit himself in any case."
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No. 826101 ID: a363ac

>>826098
"Well I did tell you I was here to get the order artifact didn't I? Don't worry about them the most they are going to do is pull the pants off of some priests and pepper their eyes."
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No. 826102 ID: a363ac

>>826101
yell at the griffins that you got what you came for everyone can leave now. Griffins have good hearing right?
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No. 826108 ID: 3d2d5f

Don't we still have a key to return to that guard?

>Why is it under attack?
The chaos cult discovered conflicting information on the location of the relic they know you as. My attempted theft was but one attempt on one location. This raid is another.

I believe the attackers will eventually be driven off, or they will retreat after securing the decoy reclic, or realizing there is no relic here?

We could try to break this up sooner, if you wish.
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No. 826110 ID: 137d21

This probably isn't the most polite question to ask, but is Reilqin really enforcing order/holding back that pendulum when she almost never experiences the world herself and relies on unreliable intermediaries to inform her of the world's state? I mean, the lizards seem scared of her, which probably contributes to why they don't let her know of any problems or ask her what the right thing to do is. Though I suppose the "best" action in favor of order would probably be to subvert everyone's free will to make them act orderly. Actually taking a more direct role in monitoring the situation or at least being less intimidating and more available to the priests would be a nice compromise though, since information tends to change/shift when passed down through the generations.
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No. 826118 ID: 91ee5f

>>826095
>"Garden Master, kindly wait until I am out of earshot before closing your door."
It's nice to see that Reilqin is aware of her obsession with the sound of closing doors and has done something to prevent herself from doing that again! XD
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No. 826121 ID: 015058

Well I did say that my original plan was to steal you away. Originally we did not know exactly where you were located. So I had teams of kobolds hit each location that could house you all at once.

So the temple should currently be under assault. Lots of drugs and lewd chaos potions were prepared and I assume we are seeing the result of that.
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No. 826137 ID: e36c7f

"Not really an attack! Even the most chaos-worshipping kobolds here have showed reluctant to do anything life-threatening. Rather, the lizards seemed to somehow get wind of the fact that someone was going to attempt to steal their fake "artifact". I discovered you weren't in the tower, of course, but playing to their expectations seemed like a fine diversion. So, smoke laced with magical confusion and gullibility effects. It might teach them not to build towers that are only ventilated at the top and bottom."

Can you use bard magic to project sound in a selective area? Like, if you made a sound-nullifying barrier all around you except above, you could shout up and only the gryphons would be able to hear you. Or at least you would sound further away to anyone nearby on the street. Just to call on them that everyone can leave. Don't just tell them to leave, they might be there to evacuate whoever ended up going in your place. I'd assume the chaos kobolds did tell them of the change in plans? I'd hope, at least?? Surely the gryphons themselves would have checked in on things before it all started.
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No. 826158 ID: bfb318
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826158

"Another plan to steal the relic away, since we had, understandably as it turns out, conflicting information on where the relic would be. Although, I would hardly call it an attack. The kobolds in this town are all too hesitant to put their lives on the line."
>"All but the most hopeless soldiers aren't willing to put their lives on the line even while attacking something."
"Then forgive my words. I can put an earlier end to this."
>"Do so."

I shout to the gryphons above. I cannot do anything so fancy as to silence myself down here but have my voice carry all the way up there, but I am at least able to channel my voice so that I am not practically yelling in Reilqin's ear.

"Hear me! I have found what we have searched for, you need not push further!" This does give away the fact that I had much to do with the raid on the tower, but Reilqin already knew I was after such a thing.

The gryphons disperse, and I see kobolds inside getting carried away by a few drakes.

>"Good. Continue." says Reilqin, who apparently has little to say about watching a tower built in her honor, appreciated or not, get attacked.
"Would you mind another half-detour? I should return the key I used to get inside of the building, but it may be worth your time inspecting a guard tower."
>"Very well. Show me."
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No. 826159 ID: bfb318
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826159

I go to return the key. While it did not need to be done immediately, I have a chance now, and wouldn't want to end up in a position where I could no longer return it, or worse, simply forget!

Vailla is still where I left her up on the 3rd guard tower floor, and I come back with the keys.

>"Oh, hi! Did you find what you needed? Er, who is... wait... is that?"
>"I am Reilqin, Demigod."
>"Oh!... ah, my manners! Hi, again. Er, that is... you probably don't remember me, but just before you stopped walking among us, I spoke with you a little."
>"I remember you, Vailla. Yet you do not seem too happy to see me again."
>"Oh, no, I'm elated to have seen you again, or as elated as I can be, but... my unhappiness is unrelated. I'm sorry."
>"Tell me what is on your mind, then, if you can do so briefly."
>"Do you remember Zasshu?"
>"I do."
>"I married him."
>"Congratulations."
>"Then he left town, and although we are still married, I miss him dearly."
>"Why are you not with him?"
>"I have family here who needs me."
>"Hmph. If they truly need it, they can look to their neighbors for help."
>"I also don't want to be seen as someone who abandoned Spearstone!" Vailla continues.
>"Abandoned? Because you left?"
>"Yes. No one speaks well of my husband, because he left. They all tell me to move on from him, and find another - "

Reilqin's face contorts asymmetrically, cutting off the sentence much like she did with the garden's master.

>"Move on? From Zasshu? There is no one else in town for you that can match Zasshu! And poor Zasshu? You should know he would be too proud to ever admit how much he misses you. The populace thinks those who leave to be inferior? Absolutely petty. Spearstone is not a prison, and it is no place, and has no room, for people who have little left to do in town but mope! I am disappointed in you, Vailla. Leave. Go to him."
>"I, um, don't know where he is!"
>"I will guide you on your journey to him, then."
>"Ah, when should I leave?"
>"Now! Take what you need, and leave. I will give you coins if you are too poor."
>"No, no, I'll leave! Thank you, Goddess Reilqin!"
>"Now tell me, in what order are these keys posted?"
>"Oh, um, chronological, just one after the other as they've been put on the wall."
>"Chronologically.... What! They look completely out of order! I cannot discern patterns between sizes, shapes, or the places they represent! Revolting."
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No. 826161 ID: bf04cf

>>826098
"Just another part of the Chaos Den looking for the Order Artifact. Your place was only one of a few other places we had pinpointed, and the tower was the least likely. But it was a good place for a distraction"

I must say, she has a good point in Kobolds shining their best when in service of others. Even Story Seeker hadn't done much before offering their services to a Dragon and a Lich.
Though, it should be pointed out that he's at their service (As in paid and willing) instead of their slave. Which makes her point all the more.
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No. 826162 ID: bf04cf

>>826159
>>826161
Dang it, I was late!
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No. 826164 ID: 3abd97

>Vailla. Leave. Go to him.
Well, we indirectly helped her love life. Let's chalk that up as a win for bardom.

>"Chronologically.... What! They look completely out of order! I cannot discern patterns between sizes, shapes, or the places they represent! Revolting."
I'd say the one advantage of this is that obscuring the purpose of each key would make it harder on any infiltrator or thief. Except the keys are labelled, so the untidiness doesn't even work as a meager security measure.

One more thing to fix, I suppose.
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No. 826168 ID: bf04cf

>>826159
So far, she has been quite the good god. Caring about order and its pursuit, but understanding that perfect order isn't possible in the mortal realm. And caring about those she sees as her charges have good lives.
Also, I'm completely with her on the organization of the keys. Organized chronologically? That might as well be random! Why not organize them by their locations, or high/low security? Even by their size would be good, since similar locks would be in similar places!
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No. 826169 ID: 3ce125

>>826159
Shall we spend some time fixing it, then?
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No. 826170 ID: fd306a

Step back and let her rearrange the keys and have a nice quick chat with vailla to let her know you did as you promised.
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No. 826175 ID: e36c7f

>>826158
>The kobolds in this town are all too hesitant to put their lives on the line.

Oh, geeze. When I said "Even the most chaos-worshipping kobolds here have showed reluctant to do anything life-threatening", what I meant was that they didn't even want to threaten other people's lives. Remember when they plotted assassinations and assaults and such and never did, but lit up when you suggested pranks and property damage? That's what I intended.

Oh well.

Suggest to Reilqin that while you take your tour, she make a list of all the things she wants improved, which she can order by priority later. If she can fix things on the spot with just a short conversation with someone or a momentary effort, of course she should do so, but for anything that would take longer perhaps it would be more efficient to wait?
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No. 826182 ID: 015058

If we let her start sorting these things she will be here all night.

Suggest that she leave that job to Vailla to do before she leaves on her trip.
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No. 826234 ID: 91ee5f

>>826182
She's going to start sorting anyways, since she's a demigod and we can't really stop her from doing that.
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No. 826245 ID: 9ee1ae

>>Vailla. Leave. Go to him.

You just got cock-blocked by a demi-god. Which to be fair, is one heck of an achievement. That's a solid gold story right there, bard.
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No. 826254 ID: bfb318
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826254

"May I suggest a list to create as we take a tour, of the things you would like to change? Alternatively, Vailla may be able to rearrange the keys on this last shift."
>"Hrm... yes, we should be going. And Vailla should finish her shift, before departing." she says, taking a key and wiggling the slider out. "But this really should go here. Alphabetical? I would like the keys form to progress in a certain pattern, as well as being assorted by their building's alphabetical order. Vailla, I will write you a note with my seal. After your shift, send this up the chain of command. All key collections are to be arranged alphabetically. All locksmiths shall begin crafting a new set of locks and keys for every non-private building in town, such that the keys, when organized alphabetically, have a steady pattern and do not just appear as jagged bits of metal from one to the next." By the time Reilqin finishes her explanation, she is already frantically rearranging all keys on the wall.
"Understood."
>"I've already started. I may as well finish this..."

Although she is working on the entire wall, she is working exceptionally fast! She gets more and more agitated, though.

>"Why are these signs of varying width? Why are the hooks spread out so... unevenly?! I'm surprised they even bothered to keep them on horizontal rows! This key placement would hardly be any worse if a drunken dart player picked out the hook positions!" she says to herself.
"I did as I promised."
>"Thank you. I'm really surprised... did you awaken Reilqin?"
"Purely an accident, but yes, I did!"
>"I think it's for the best, even though her requests can be..." she trails off. "Reilqin, I'll deal with it! Please!"
>"Fine, but I will inspect your work when I am back!" Reilqin says. "Let us continue, Story Seeker, and go through the back passages, as your stunt on the church tower has made the town guard far more chaotic than what I appreciate."
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No. 826256 ID: bfb318
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826256

>"That is Lady Enlu's estate, correct?"
"Correct!"
>"How is she?"
"Doing well. I think she is staying afloat, amidst all of the noble's infighting."
>"I hope it's constructive infighting."

>"It's not a strong hope."
"Well, I have little but good to say for Lady Enlu!"
>"I'm sure."

I hear people yelling from far off, something about the guards with Kexluk being attacked. Reilqin shoots me a glance, but says nothing. Instead, she turns to a small row of flowers, as she's noticed that the middle in a pack of three is drooping a bit. She straightens it back up to match.

>"I would like to see the slums." is all she says, before we continue on. "You seem to want to ask a question."
"I do, but it is not a polite one, so I shall refrain!"
>"Ask it."
"Do you really hold back that pendulum, when you don't seem to experience the world yourself?"
>"Me? I do not do anything, that is point. To continue the pendulum metaphor, imagine three people in the room. Two want to hold the pendulum to the right, one wants it to swing to the left. Two of these people are made for holding the pendulum to either the left or the right, and they agree that if both of them attempt to have their way, the clock will break. Therefore, they agree to leave it to the third person. The one made for holding it to the right hopes that he, in this case the priests and warchiefts, shall be vigilant in doing so. The one made for holding it to the left is counting on him having too many internal struggles, failing, and dropping the pendulum, letting it swing violently to the left as you have mentioned. That is the situation this town is in, and why I am not, at all, the one who holds the pendulum."
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No. 826257 ID: bfb318
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826257

As soon as we leave the gate, we can see two buildings. One is decently kept up, and blocks the view of most of the slums, while the other is abandoned. It had a kobold that got up and ran away at the sight of Reilqin.
>"What is this building? It is shoddy and broken down, and what is this pile of rubble next to it? Did this used to be another house? It is unfit for existence. That kobold also ran away. The last time I was around, kobolds loved me to a fault. Explain this nonsense to me."

If she moves to either side of the better kept building, she'll find that the abandoned building is the better example of the rest of the slums.
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No. 826258 ID: c2051e

"That building is, as you will see if you move to either side, the finest example of architecture in the slums. The care and concern for kobolds implied by its state is why they flee you. I doubt any of them recognize you as anything more than a lizardwoman who might randomly decide to take them as a slave or do who knows what else to them."
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No. 826259 ID: 015058

You are a lizardfolk. One of the masters. He is just a slave.

If you caught him outside without his master you could beat him him the street if you felt like it. Or worse. And on a night like this? He probably fears for his life.

In giving control of the kobolds to the lizardfolk you have made them property. Maybe once they were important property that was well taken care of. But not today. Now they are slaves. And slaves can easily become both abusable and disposable.
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No. 826260 ID: 3cc68c

If you want to get a real view of the slums you might want to make yourself look like a kobold and wear simple clothes.

Because if you stay like you are then most of them will run from you. If you want a real look at the current state of affairs here that might be the best way.
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No. 826261 ID: a363ac

>>826257
as you have heard the Kobolds have not been treated nicely in this town. None even know of your existence now and would only see you as another Lizardman that has come to the slums likely to pick on them.
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No. 826263 ID: 3ce125

>>826257
I think I know why kobolds loved her. She is a neverending font of menial tasks, and kobolds are quite suited to those. She made them feel needed and useful.

Ask her more about her relationship with the kobolds.
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No. 826264 ID: 3abd97

>The last time I was around, kobolds loved me to a fault. Explain this nonsense to me.
If I may ask a question, how long were you asleep? The younger generation may not know who you are. Certainly, I did not here your name until we were introduced.

All those kobolds see is what appears to be a highborn lizard, in the slums, in the middle of the night. A noble appearing is enough to make a slave nervous, and when and where she shouldn't even more so.

May I ask another question? Is your appearance flexible? If you visited them as a kobold, you might find the inhabitants of these slums less intimidated by you. You would be able to observe them behaving more naturally.
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No. 826266 ID: 3ce125

>>826264
Well it couldn't have been that long. She recognized Vailla.

Maybe it's because the kobolds are secretly worshipping chaos and they feel like Reilqin may be angry at that betrayal? Or that she'd feel like they should be taking better care of their houses?
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No. 826268 ID: 91ee5f

>>826259
>And slaves can easily become both abusable and disposable.
"Except for Lady Enlu. She seems to be the only noble that treats her kobolds with respect, which is why they're all loyal to her."

>>826260
>>826264
>Reilqin change her appearance to look like a kobold.
Don't forget to mention that she can't be wearing clothes that are fancy! To really blend in, she's gotta be wearing normal clothes!
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No. 826269 ID: bfb318
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826269

"Well, I doubt many kobolds would recognize you - how long has it been since you walked the earth?"
>"Twenty years and change."
"Yes, so to these kobolds who don't recognize you, I'm afraid they only see a proud lizardwoman that may bring them into slavery against their will to do awful tasks, or maybe see you as someone who is simply mad at life and wants to beat kobolds?"
>"What would beating kobolds solve?"
"Nothing, but some lizards seem to enjoy it, I hear!"
>"Enough to cause kobolds to run?"
"Yes. May I ask more of your relationship with kobolds, back then?"
>"I did not think it special. I treated them well, that was all."
"Perhaps if you can take the form of a kobold, you may fit in and better see what things are like as a kobold."
>"Alright."

In a brief, not so extravagant flash of light, she turns into a kobold.

>"Tell me if I would fit in like this."
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No. 826272 ID: 3ce125

Yep. Though she'll get a lot of attention from the guys. Maybe more than you've been giving her, even! She is very pretty, as expected of her symmetry.
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No. 826273 ID: c2051e

"I understand why you want to appear 'armless, but surely this is a bit far?"

Jokes aside, yes, she looks magnificent. Unfortunately, that's somewhat unusual.
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No. 826275 ID: 91ee5f

>>826269
Yes, you'll fit in.
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No. 826276 ID: 3abd97

>>826269
Looks good. She didn't keep the collar / jewellery, so she won't stand out much.

Well. She might be cleaner and more polite than the average bold, but they'll probably assume she's a noble's slave.
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No. 826281 ID: 830fb7

if you have flowers put one behind each horn and say "now your perfect"
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No. 826290 ID: bfb318
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826290

"Well, it isn't too common for kobolds around here to wear cloaks hiding one's arms, but other than that and your attractiveness, it looks like you will fit in."
>"Acceptable, as there is also merit in seeing how an atypical kobold is seen and treated."
"Perhaps some flowers behind each horn, if you wish to have accessories!"
>"There is no need to overdo it."

We move around the building and see the buildings that have largely fallen apart.

>"But, how?"
"No one to take care of them, I suppose!"
>"No. This entire part of town did not exist before. The priest mentioned some light expansion. Not this. And when I ask 'how' I mean, how does one build houses just to have them fall apart? It does not make sense. I am beginning to understand why the priest has fled. There may be much he hasn't told me."

I hear some heavy breathing behind us. A kobold steps forth, looks up at Reilqin, and falls over.

Reilqin calmly goes down and takes a look.

>"You. Tell me why you have fallen."
>"Oh... hungry." he moans. "I just wanted to see who you two were."
>"People do not 'go hungry' in Spearstone."
>"I guess I'm not in Spearstone anymore."
>"... hmph. Idiocy. Story Seeker, tend to this person. I will step back and ask those guards we passed for food. And for heaven's sake, fix your posture."
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No. 826292 ID: 3ce125

>>826290
Yes ma'm.

Go over and check out the poor sod. Brush some dirt off him, get him sitting straight, tell him to watch his manners because she's a demigod of order.
Then start acting like you're back in training and getting your posture/stance just right.

Ask him why the buildings are all rubble. Wasn't this area of the city built fairly recently? These houses aren't that old, why did they fall apart?
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No. 826295 ID: 3ce125

OH JEEZ I just thought of something. It's possible that the agreement Reilqin had with Tom does not apply to any new construction in Spearstone-- only to the city as it was when the agreement was made. Thus, the slums are being influenced directly by chaos and are decaying quickly. Let's see if this theory holds up!
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No. 826296 ID: fd306a

She's going to speak to a guard as a kobold...

Quickly help out the starving kobold and tell him to wait there, then go watch the interaction between reilqin and the guard. Be ready to intervene if the guard tries anything!
I know she's a demigod but we should at least be there to help if we can.
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No. 826297 ID: e36c7f

Well, "tend to this person" has several potential meanings. Pick him up to rest on your shoulder and hobble yourselves along behind the lady. Carry him on your back even, if you have to, all that training shouldn't have gone to waste and it'll be more comfortable for him than the rocks. We shouldn't leave her alone for a second if we can help it; there might still be conspiracies around the place that we don't know about. Remember that emblem being pinned on you? Someone could be waiting to snatch her, someone better prepared to deal with a demigod.
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No. 826299 ID: 3d2d5f

>how does one build houses just to have them fall apart?
Poor planning? Or possibly multiple plans not seen to completion over years. What one starts, another does not finish or provide for, for example.

Admittedly, these are my best guesses. I was not here when these things happened, and these problems may have developed slowly over years.

>I will step back and ask those guards we passed for food.
That's going to be very educational for her if she asks while still bolded. Those poor guards.

Well, help your fallen fellow into a more comfortable position. (Conjure bed might be more comfortable than stone, but it is messy. Not sure if Reilqin would approve).

>And for heaven's sake, fix your posture.
*Straightens up* My apologies.
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No. 826300 ID: aea2e7

>>826290
I'm curious, why would someone who is starving to the edge of passing out decide to crawl out to see two strangers? Can they feel anything special about us?
Also, I wonder if we can ask about the six-lined medallion yet. Because if the prophecy wasn't given by this god, who was it given by?
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No. 826302 ID: bfb318
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>"Yes ma'am." I say, correcting said posture. I had some doubts that Muo's list of esoteric manner teachings would come in so handy until now!

I summon a bed to help comfort the man. Reilqin looks disapprovingly, or perhaps with slight disgust, but manage to pull herself away to the guards.

"Why are the buildings here so run down, anyway?"
>"Bad stone." he says, readjusting his emblem. "They are basically clumps of sand. Even kobolds could break these stones with fists."
"Okay. I will be right around the corner, call if you need anything!"

It's odd he would come out just to see two strangers, but I alone seemed to get an undue amount of attention just for being moderately healthy and standing up straight, and so myself with Reilqin, appearing as a spotless kobold with perfect posture, would attract even those who normally wouldn't wish to move.
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No. 826303 ID: bfb318
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I hear some slight commotion coming from the guard post, so I rush over to Reilqin, to find her face first in the dirt.

>"Hey, you!" says the guard. "Get this girl out of our sight and teach her some manners!"
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No. 826304 ID: 3d2d5f

>bad stone
Huh, if it's that bad, I wonder how they even got them into house shapes without breaking in the first place. Sounds too delicate to transport.

>>826303
...well, that's not good. The guard failed the incognito god test. Poor sap is going to regret that.

I'm surprised she let herself be hit or shoved though. She must have been too stunned by his behavior, or too self controlled / committed to being undercover to invoke her powers.

Well, she certainly sees how kobolds are treated here, now.

Go help her up, try to clean the dirt off her, that will be driving her crazy.
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No. 826306 ID: bfb318
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I help her up, and we walk around a few corners. Once away, she brushes me off as well as the dirt. Although her movements reflect physically patting the dirt off, the amount of dirt that falls off is much more than mere patting would accomplish. Before long, she's clean again, but continues to groom herself despite that.

"Might I wonder what will happen to that guard, after failing the classic incognito god test?"
>"Nothing, at least not directly. It would be like squashing a single bug in an infestation. I have seen enough. For now, I only have one more question for you. You mentioned you were here to stabilize a portal, for your lich who you called girlfriend, if I am not mistaken. Why did Kexluk come to this town? Was it to stop, as you put it, the lizard's perversion of order?"
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No. 826307 ID: a363ac

>>826306
I think after arriving he did want to do something about it; but the real reason he came is because the Lich showed him his true weakness and bested him in a battle, then fucked him... He came with me to help me pick up the order artifact then.
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No. 826309 ID: c2051e

"In a way, I suppose, but no. He came here to do the same thing I did. If you want to know why, I recommend asking him yourself, but the brief version is that he realized that much of what he had believed was mistaken."
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No. 826310 ID: a363ac

>>826306
help wipe the dirt off of her
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No. 826312 ID: bfb318
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826312

"In a way, I suppose, but only after he arrived. He came here to do the same thing I did. If you wish to know more, he perhaps could explain better than I if you would ask him yourself." I move to help wipe the dirt off, but she pulls back as she resummons her cloak.
>"I will wipe myself off. He is here to do a task on behalf of a lich?"
"Yes."
>"How did this happen?"
"A lich showed him his weakness, and bested him in battle. And then became far more familiar than a lich and paladin in training perhaps should be!"
>"My, I have heard he was not subtle, but he did fall loudly. Very well, I have decided I will ask him, as there will be plenty of time to do so. I will leave town and see this Lich girlfriend of yours, and potentially fix this portal."
"Ah, I believe I misspoke when I said girlfriend!"
>"A superficial difference I do not care about."
"Yes, I suppose it is after your words! I thought your presence here was the only thing keeping chaos at bay?"
>"It is. Tom can have this town. What he does with it will disgust me, and he had better wait until I am over the horizon, but I admit that he will make it a far better place for mortals to live than whatever... whatever this is."
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No. 826313 ID: a363ac

>>826311
Do you mind waiting around while I finish some business in town tonight?
List of things to do:
Enlu
find that missing kobold girl that Kexluk picked up
find Kexluk
Sandfin
find the chaos artifact (ask Sandfin about this)
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No. 826315 ID: 3d2d5f

Well, I'm sorry this town has not lived up to your expectations, but I am glad you care more for people's welfare than whether order or chaos is in control.

>he did fall loudly
He is aware of his own weaknesses, and his dedication to self improvement is admirable, even if he struggles at times. I'm proud to have him as a friend.
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No. 826319 ID: 91ee5f

>>826312
>She's leaving town.
Don't say anything about this out loud, but it looks like that prophesy we heard about has become a reality!

>>826313
We don't need to do anything with Sandfin or the chaos artifact. And I doubt Reilqin will go anywhere near them.

You also forgot to mention going to find Vailla. Since Reilqin said she'd guide Vailla to her husband, we should probably go find her. Although, she might actually be waiting at the gate leading into town with the luggage she was supposed to pack up for the trip.
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No. 826320 ID: fd306a

Normally i would have no issue with watching this town fall, but there are still pockets of good that wont be able to get out easily when chaos takes control. Before we travel to the portal i would like to help evacuate my friends and anyone else who doesn't deserve that fate if i can. Also you have yet to see enlu.
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No. 826322 ID: 0778ca

Do you believe that order cannot help this place no longer? I thought it was only when the trunk became unbendable that you would give up on it.

Is it possible to help in any way? Perhaps a very stern talking to is in order for certain key individuals.
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No. 826324 ID: 137d21

I mean, it might be good to "do" Sandfin, or at least meet with him so we leave him hanging. I think SS said he would come back to visit if he had time earlier? Not sure. I feel like Reilqin wouldn't react well to waiting for us to have sex with a retired chaos follower.

Also, we might as well clear things up with the chaos den so they don't end up really confused. We should probably chaperone the meeting with Kexluk though, so there are no misunderstandings. Reilqin could also help resolve whatever's happening with the nobles and Kexluk.
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No. 826325 ID: c2051e

>>826324
She already knows SS screwed a lich. Besides, if she objects to chaos sex, she can try and win him over to Team Order.
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No. 826330 ID: 137d21

>>826325

Still, there's a difference between hearing about it and having to wait for it to finish so they can leave.
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No. 826337 ID: 91ee5f

Ask if she's going to remain a kobold for now or if she's going to change back to a lizard?
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No. 826339 ID: 3ce125

>>826313
I don't think we need to find the chaos artifact. I expect that'll pop up on its own when the town goes over to chaos, and there's no reason for us to take it.

>>826302
Huh, he had a five horizontal bar emblem... or was it six? If it was six you should ask him what's up with that. We never quite figured out where your emblem came from.

>>826312
I think we should go report in with Kexluk.
Maybe you should ask Reilqin if she has any suitors. Does she ever socialize with other demigods? What does she do for entertainment, generally?
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No. 826346 ID: e36c7f

>>826312

Well, that's... not so good.

"If that's what you want, then of course I would never argue! However, there's chaos and there's chaos - just in the same way as the order that exists here now is so different from the order you wanted. If I can be allowed to guess at the motives of the gods, you don't just want order of any form, you want that order which brings with it beauty, security and righteousness. Right? From what I've seen of Tom, he doesn't just want any chaos, either - he wants the chaos that's fun, creative, that opens people's minds and hearts. At the very least, from a pure perspective of winning worship from mortals, you both want people to see the best from your domains, don't you? The fact that these people claim to worship you and do... all this... gives you a bad name. I'm sure Tom doesn't want a bad name, either."

"As things stand, I worry that a sudden surge of chaos here will result in misery for many. Would you not at least make a public appearance telling the lizards why you've decided to leave? They will misplace blame otherwise, I think, and even during chaos I'm sure they'll be able to use it before they lose it. At the very least, it will look better for you if everyone knows why you're going, to make it clear you're not just abandoning them on divine whim? I am a bard, so I can't help but think of things in terms of a show."

"And if you're making such an appearance, you may as well gather a full list of offenses and think on which ones you want to emphasize to them. Will you stay the night at Lady Enlu's? Kexluk will be there as well, and she and he did both promise to try move "the artifact" there. I think they both deserve to have at least technically fulfilled that."
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No. 826347 ID: e36c7f

If that's tl;dr, just try persuade her she should announce her displeasure publicly, so that people don't go away telling a story of divine wrath that totally misses the point.
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No. 826352 ID: 27762f

"Goddess, I do consider myself generally friendly towards Tom, and I am an outsider to this city besides. Because of that, I can't help but feel it would be unfair for the city to receive judgement without your speaking to someone besides me. The priests have not told you all they could, and I do not know most of the nobility, but I have seen Lady Enlu do what she can to be just and responsible within her domain, and I know for a fact that many who serve her do so willingly and loyally, because she has earned it from them. Will you not speak to her and let her make a case on behalf of her people, if she can or will?"
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No. 826353 ID: 015058

I have a few things to finish up in town before we go if you don't mind tagging along for a bit?

And maybe you should announce that you are leaving? Just so everyone knows you left because they displeased you and not because a kobold stole you away.
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No. 826360 ID: dfe9ac

>>826346
Actually, an ultimatum of "Improve and I might return" would be interesting. It would help show which ones are true followers, which are just followers of convenience, and which are deliberately twisting the words of a god for their own gain.
It would also be good as a stress test, with those trying to uphold the God of Order's philosophy while under more sway from the God of Chaos. If they are able to do anything, it would show actual willingness to listen to their god instead of just "hearing" them.
In the end, I think that Reilqin's physical absence would be more beneficial to the city's stability in the long run. It's not really orderly or stable if it requires divine intervention to stay that way. It would be great if it was able to be so DESPITE divine intervention.
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No. 826452 ID: 7a3eee

>>826312
While I'm all for having her follow us (as I have previously stated), she really should meet Enlu before anything else.
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No. 826478 ID: 830fb7

>>826312
>>826452
Go introduce Reilqin to Enlu.
Say "before we go we might as well see Enlu because if there is one thing in this town that is good it is her. she's the one noble that respects kobolds, treats them with respect and is nice to all around her. She is probably the one closest to your original teachings if you ever expressed them."
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No. 826542 ID: bfb318
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"Then so it will be, but perhaps it would be best if the town knew what happened, rather than allow rumors of why you disappeared to spread? I'm sure blame would be misplaced. I would also enjoy you meeting Lady Enlu, and I believe Kexluk is heading to at least her estate as well."
>"Your point is fair, in the long term. I will meet Lady Enlu and the other lords, including the head priests and palace warchief, and hear what they have to say. Then I will decide who will be in charge of the town, and make it public so there is no denying my words. I will not be spending all night, as my activity will alert the chaos god that the deal is no longer in effect, and I do not want to be here when he gets to work."
"I think that is acceptable, but I hope to finish what I have left to do in town! Will you remain a kobold?"
>"I may alternate as is appropriate, but it is simplest if I assume the form that lizards recognize me in while I speak as the goddess of order. I will not waste time, now, though I will not overtly use magic needlessly, so I will be walking to most of my destinations. You have time, but do not waste it, either. Do find Kexluk to make sure he makes it to Enlu's estate. I intend to meet him."
"I will, and I would like to say that although he did fall hard, he is aware of his weakness, and overcoming it is also part of the reason why he was sent. I am proud to have him has a friend! I also hope to evacuate some friends to save them from the ensuing chaos."
>"You need not worry. The chaos god despises bloodshed. It is, ironically, a peaceful takeover."
"Do you truly consider this town unbendable?"
>"Worse, it has bended in terrible ways on its own."
"And by chance, do you have any suitors?"
>"I do not, nor do I intend to. I will be off, if you are not going to non-sequitor questions."
"Then good luck!"

If I recall, there are a handful of things I can do, and I merely need to sort out the order!

-The chaos artifact exists, but I don't believe I had anything important to do with that, especially not since it may assist any incoming chaos followers in doing what they do.
-Tulip! I believe we still planned on taking her back with us. Last I heard, she was held inside of the church tower.
-Re-uniting with Kexluk is also important, but there may not be a great rush for this, since I imagine I should have no difficult finding a nine foot lizard.
-Enlu! I don't think that I, personally, had any more formal business with her, but her last words to me were asking me to return sometime, and mine to her that I intend to! Reilqin is already heading back to Enlu's estate, but it would be trivial for me to catch up with her.
-Sandfin. I did say I would make time for a proper visit, though I may not have time at all for it.

As for Vailla, Reilqin's tone seemed to make it sound like she would watch over her as an omnipotent god, not walk with her as a mortal.

I look at the starving kobold's face to recognize it so that I may at least tip a kobold to come back out and feed him, but I also grab a look at his emblem. It had 5 lines on it, but as he fell upon approaching us, his emblem got caught on a rock, and a crude 6th line was carved across it.
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No. 826551 ID: 91ee5f

>>826542
I think we should first meet up with Kexluk.

Next, we go get Tulip, which will be easier if Kexluk is with us.

Then, we go to Enlu, where Reilqin will be, which will let her meet Kexluk.

We don't need to do anything with the chaos artifact and we unfortunately don't have enough time to properly visit with Sandfin.
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No. 826552 ID: 3ce125

>>826542
>his emblem is effectively 6 horizontal lines too
Interesting... it's tempting to take advantage of this and have him pose as some chaos mastermind but since Reilqin is openly leaving I think the prophecy is already busted. Unless... he's going to try to kidnap Reilqin as we leave, and Kexluk will stop him? If we faked that he'd just get in trouble and nothing would be accomplished. Let's just wait for the prophecy to go off on its own, I guess. I can't imagine any way for the mission to fail now and we have few other concerns.

Shouldn't Kexluk already be at lady Enlu's? He was "guarding" the "relic" en route to her place, and we overheard something about him being attacked, which was likely the chaos den's feint. I think we should just go to Tulip, and maybe ask someone along the way if they know what happened to Kexluk.
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No. 826563 ID: 91ee5f

>>826552
We don't need to take that guys emblem since, according to the statistics page on the wiki, Story Seeker already has a Slave Emblem (6-mark prophetic) hidden somewhere in town.

>Unless...he's going to try to kidnap Reilqin as we leave
If he manages to successfully kidnap a demigod, then I'll be very surprised.

But I see that as something that is a highly unlikely thing to happen.
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No. 826565 ID: 3ce125

>>826563
I wasn't suggesting to take his emblem.

The prophecy is that Kexluk would prevent the 6-line kobold from stealing the order relic.
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No. 826566 ID: 069091

>> Sandfin.

You should convince this gnoll to come back with you. Time for a proper visit is limited at best.
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No. 826568 ID: 91ee5f

>>826565
>I wasn't suggesting to take his emblem.
Sorry, I misread that.

>The prophecy is that Kexluk would prevent the 6-line kobold from stealing the order relic.
Kexluk was guarding an "order artifact", right? What're the odds of at least one of the kobolds that "attacked" his group was wearing a 6-line emblem? Because if that happened, then Kexluk has already prevented a 6-line kobold from stealing the order artifact.
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No. 826580 ID: 91ee5f

>>826568
I say this because the prophecy never specifically stated that the artifact that Kexluk protected was either real or fake.
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No. 826615 ID: 3d2d5f

>>826542
I think helping Tulip out of a bad spot takes priority. Let's make arrangements so she's not left behind.
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No. 826620 ID: d7a8b2

>>826615
Meeting with Kexluk first should make this part easier.
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No. 826630 ID: 91ee5f

>>826620
Agreed. Kexluk will help us get Tulip.
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No. 826644 ID: e36c7f

Ok, first thing, escort Reilqin to Enlu's so you can get her settled and meet with Kexluk. You and Kexluk need to catch up with each other's business, THEN you can decide what else you need to do in what order.

You should probably persuade Reilqin that she should take Kexluk with her to talk to the nobles, too. He's probably the closest thing to a neutral party, he'll be honest with her and should keep them from spinning her a web of deception. It'll fit his hero persona that he'll have both destroyed the undead menace and helped uncover/clean the city's own corruption.
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No. 826655 ID: 137d21

>Sandfin

This might be a long shot, but if you're stabilizing the portal to Muo's cavern, you can try to convince Sandfin to come back with you to visit her again? Maybe he can share some chaos follower tips/commiserate with Muo on Tom's weirdness.
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No. 826666 ID: 91ee5f

>>826655
Sandfin said he's retired and doesn't do chaos follower stuff anymore.

Getting him to meet and give advice to Muo, a current chaos follower, sounds like it would involve him getting involved with chaos follower stuff, which he said he didn't want to do.

So, I don't think we should bring Sandfin to meet Muo.
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No. 826673 ID: 137d21

>>826666

I think he said he just didn't want to be that active in chaos stuff. Like he still does it on occasion (like helping in this chaos kobold thing), but he doesn't want to have to do it full-time.
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No. 826675 ID: bfb318
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I run to catch up with Reilqin. I will visit Kexluk, first, but since he was supposedly heading to Enlu's estate, that will be the first place I check at.

"By the way, I believe that Kexluk is the most neutral third party this town has right now. He may be good to have along to prevent the nobles from potentially spinning you a web of lies."
>"I will bring him if I deem fit, however, I will tell you that I am more than capable of telling when people are dishonest. I have appreciated your honesty thus far."

The town is in a rattled state of being, no doubt having been attacked in two places while rumors of Reilqin's arrival have been spreading. We arrive to Enlu's estate. One guard recognizes Reilqin, and snaps at the other guard to let her in. They then alert me that Kexluk is around at the back of the estate, so I head there.

"Greetings, Kexluk!"
>"Hello! Glad to see you're doing well, I've been worried. Did you come here alone?"
"Not so, in fact, the one who I came with is one I would like you to meet. What is worrying you?"
>"The guards seem to want to retaliate against the kobold's attacks, despite how uncoordinated and haphazard their attempts were. I've heard some odd whispers, but, something tells me that you know more about what's going on."
"As a matter of fact..." I lower my voice to a whisper. "I found the real relic. It turns out it was a shard of the Order God, Reilqin, in inanimate form! She has taken real form, and has been walking around town now. At the moment, she is in town now."
>"The demigod?! Walking, and is just... inside?!"
"Yes!"

Kexluk is nervous.
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No. 826677 ID: a363ac

>>826675
she has already agreed to come back with us to the Caves is there anything else I should know about order demigods?
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No. 826678 ID: 015058

I will apologize in advance but I told her our story. She does want to meet you after she talks to the town's leadership. Just be honest with her and everything will be fine. Although she might want to tidy you up a bit.

Also she should be able to deal with the retaliation they are planning. I think this town will be fine honestly. Once she leaves with us Tom will cause a mess but few should be hurt.

How has your day been going?
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No. 826681 ID: c2051e

"I ended up telling her a lot of the situation to convince her to come with us. She doesn't seem fanatical, even if she's strongly convinced of her beliefs, and she didn't seem to judge you overmuch for not being a paladin. Apparently she thinks their standards are too extreme, something about throwing out saplings instead of trying to improve them. She does have a need for symmetry and organization, but I'm sure you'll get along fine."
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No. 826682 ID: 137d21

Wait, if she could tell when people were dishonest, why didn't she know that the priests/whoever was supposed to keep her up to date on the town were misleading/misinforming her?
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No. 826685 ID: e36c7f

Right, let's try calm him first.

"You were tasked with bringing "the order artifact" here, right? So, as I am officially your servant, you are responsible for my actions and you've fulfilled your obligation. Good, right? I've talked to her about you, and while I think there are some things about you she doesn't approve of, I feel confident saying that in comparison to nearly every other lizard here, you're still in her relatively good books. She doesn't seem to approve of much, so I think you may still turn out to be one of her favorite people in this city."

Then the bad news.

"She's had a look around town and been very... displeased with what she's seen, especially with the treatment of kobolds. I think she's already decided to leave, and told me her intent to visit the portal, but she's going to talk to the nobles and give them a chance to defend their conduct to her. She wants to talk to you anyway, but I also suggested to her that you might accompany her while she holds her... trial. Aside perhaps needing an outsider's perspective at her side, and a voice for justice such as your own, I'm also still not sure there isn't some secret conspiracy to kidnap her anyway."

Then ask him for all of his news. In particular, did he see or hear anything in relation to Tulip while he was in the tower?
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No. 826687 ID: 13fded

>>826682
Guess half-truths doesn't count as lies...

I may be misremembering, but I though the god of order didn't existed. Doesn't that mean she should be a shard of another god? (The undesired part, like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.)
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No. 826692 ID: 3ce125

>>826682
They probably just told her "everything is fine" or something like that. They were careful not to lie, but they didn't tell her everything. I'm guessing she didn't ask any difficult questions, expecting loyalty from her priest.

>>826675
Tell him that unfortunately she already knows what happened between him and the lich, so the worst is already revealed to her. You have been very honest with her and he should be as well. Do warn him that Reilqin has some compulsive problems so he should not close any doors within her earshot and should try to get his clothes as orderly as he can before meeting with her. Also that she'll probably alter his body to make him more symmetrical. It may hurt.
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No. 826704 ID: 91ee5f

>>826675
>The guards seem to want to retaliate against the kobold's attacks, despite how uncoordinated and haphazard their attempts were.
"If those retaliations involve killing the kobolds, then Reilqin will put a stop to it. Especially after she found out that the lizards have been killing kobolds in the building that she was staying in! Also, she's very disappointed in seeing how the lizards haven't been doing what she told them to do and the priests have been neglecting to tell her what's really been going on in town!"
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No. 826709 ID: 3abd97

>>826675
She's... a little more abrupt with her honestly with most people, and has little tolerance for excuse making or untidiness, but I don't think you have anything to be afraid of, Kexluk. Just be polite and honest and you'll be fine.

>The guards seem to want to retaliate against the kobold's attacks
I assume Reilqin will stomp on that before we leave, or Tom will, after.
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No. 826718 ID: bfb318
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"She has already agreed to come back with us to the caverns. Is there something else I should know about order demigods?"
>"Er, uh, no, it's just, you know... me. As in, it's incredibly rare for gods that aren't chaos to walk amongst us, especially the order god, even a demigod! And for me to get the chance, now, to see one in flesh, right after I've fallen! It's terrible!"
"I think she is okay, or at least not enraged, about it! I am sorry to have done so without you, but I have told her our story. Say, do you know where Tulip is?"
>"I haven't kept track, but I think she is cleaning up in the church tower. But, first, h-how much of it? As in, how much did you tell Reilqin?"
"Basically all of it! Including the parts where I've been trying to steal the order artifact. Or relic. What is the appropriate term, anyway?"
>"I, er, think they're synonymous, but... ugh..."
"Don't worry, she doesn't seem as fanatical as one might think. She certainly doesn't approve of violence towards kobolds, for one thing! She even thinks that paladins are too extreme, in some ways. Just remember to be honest with her. How has your day been going?"
>"... chaotically, Story Seeker."
>"What is chaotic?" Reilqin comes out.

Kexluk immediately spins around and kneels.

"Ah, that was fast, hello again, Reilqin!"
>"I am not impressed by the public's reaction to my unannounced arrival into Enlu's party. Thankfully, Enlu calmed people down and ushered me elsewhere, and I am now taking this detour to meet Kexluk."
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No. 826719 ID: bfb318
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826719

>"It - it's an honor, Goddess Reilqin!"
>"Hrmph... they said you were a giant, but this is ridiculous. You wouldn't fit in as a guard at all. A single bodyguard, perhaps? No, your kneeling is... stick your knee forward. Head straighter. No, the other wa - argh, here!"

Reilqin pushes Kexluk this way and that to get his kneeling posture as perfect as is possible.

>"Now hold still. I hear you are no longer training to be a paladin."
>"I, erm, I had a shameful..."
>"Yes, 'a shameful' is why most paladins fall. Falling isn't death. If a paladin was the only worthy way to serve order, I'd have starved ages ago."
>"But despite my misgivings, I've still gone to this place in the name of chaos!"
>"Ugh, no one told me you were a blubbering mess."
>"I'm sorry!"
>"Why did you accept this mission in chaos' name?"
>"Although confused, the lich - er - "
>"I've been told of the lich. Go on." says Reilqin.
>"Yes, if I didn't go, then she would have sent more, uh, suitable agents to steal the relic. I knew it was against the absolute codes of the paladins, but since I was no longer a paladin, I thought that if I went, I could at least perform the mission as gently as possible."
>"And what have you done differently for this town, that the lich agents would not have?"
>"To be honest... the only thing I have done is removed the threat to the town of an undead army, and taken a dragon's hoard to help rebuild much of the town, hopefully including the slums of the outerwalls."
>"So more in a day than this town has done for itself in years. A paladin order would simply have strangled this town into submission. Confused or not, you were right to come to this town in the name of chaos."
>"Er, what?"
>"I'm forsaking this town. I will leave a lord to lead it in my blessing, but I'd rather that Tom himself have his way with this town than leave it the blasphemous way it is."

Reilqin asks a few more probing questions to Kexluk, but they're simple clarifications and minor deeds that he has done. Finally, she looks at Kexluk disapprovingly.

>"You are losing your posture, Kexluk. Are you attracted to me?"
>"I, erm, in your form, yes!"
>"This will not do."
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No. 826720 ID: bfb318
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826720

Reilqin swaps into her kobold form, and begins kicking at Kexluk's kneeling form some more.

>"You are flawed, but you have maintained a semblance of perspective and self-awareness, something that nearly all paladins have had beaten out of them. That alone let you perform better in my name than any paladin order would have done here. It would be too much of a waste to let you wander as some purposeless warrior. You may not fit into a proper paladin order, Kexluk, but paladin orders are representative of my younger days. While I would like to act as an unyielding embodiment of order as I have done back then, the mortal realm has slowly forced me to make disgusting concessions. The farther I move the pendulum away from the center, the harder it is to hold on one side. Just as the chaos god has allowed me to restore order to regions with surprisingly little interference, so too are there times where I must allow the pendulum to be let go to prevent the clock from becoming a dysfunctional, stagnant mess, like what has happened to this town. I may be order, but I am not soulless."
>"Pendulum?"
>"I will explain the metaphor later. Regardless, a paladin is simply a champion of a concept or cause. You have shown yourself to be worthy to be my paladin of concessions. Allow me to teach you while we reside in the lich's hopefully clean residence, learn how to wear proper, symmetrical clothes, and you will become my personal gray paladin, the crude embodiment of when godly purity meets the mortal reality. It will be a sorry existence that I don't want to look at, but it will be necessary and still as much of a paladin as any proper order, maybe even more blessed than usual."
>"M... may - that is, I would be honored and gladly accept, Goddess Reilqin! May I be excused for a moment?"
>"Yes. I must speak with Enlu. We will talk more, later."
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No. 826721 ID: bfb318
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826721

Kexluk runs down the hill.

>"Does he weep often?"
"He does not!"
>"Good. Paladins do not cry, happy or otherwise."
"Say, I just thought of something, if you can detect lies, how did that priest mislead you?"
>"My inanimate object form is less observant of the world. So long as he did not overtly lie, he was able to omit things he should not have omitted."

Perhaps I should chase after Kexluk, since much of why I came to him first was to make it easier to get into the church so that we could fetch Tulip.
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No. 826723 ID: 09bde3

Go after Kexluk, at the very least so that you can say you've seen quite literally the biggest lizard ever weep, then subsequently console and congratulate him on his promotion.
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No. 826725 ID: 3abd97

>Are you attracted to me?"
>"This will not do."
Poor Reilqin is gonna have to try harder than that if she's gonna try to dissuade Story the same way.

>>"Does he weep often?"
It's not everyday someone is given the kind of message or validation you just gave him. I doubt there are many things that he would find that emotionally overwhelming.

>Perhaps I should chase after Kexluk, since much of why I came to him first was to make it easier to get into the church so that we could fetch Tulip.
Probably. Excuse yourself, and head after him. He could probably use a bud.
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No. 826727 ID: 137d21

Yeah, running after Kexluk seems like a good idea. It looks like he'd probably appreciate someone to talk to.

Also, thinking ahead, is there a to warn Zirkala that we're bringing a testy order demigod to her domain? She might like a little warning to get things in order, assuming she's not spying on us. I suppose we could travel back earlier and leave Kexluk to escort Tulip and Reilqin back, but we probably still have to play mediator between them since Kexluk looks overwhelmed.
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No. 826728 ID: 3abd97

>>826727
Story can't really make the 2 (or 3?) day trip across the desert alone faster than Kex can. Getting there early sort of isn't an option.

I wouldn't be surprised if Zirkala was keeping tabs on us somehow, or if she already knew the truth about Reilqin being the artifact, though.
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No. 826733 ID: e36c7f

"As a bard, I must say a life without weeping for any reason seems a sad one! And if paladins must live such a life, I must also say it is not such a surprise to me that they have become... overly rigid. They may have trouble with the idea that Kexluk has received your blessing to become what you have asked him to become, but perhaps you intend them to receive some message from you as well, that way? Speaking of messages, and of my being a bard... as I am in a good position to, I may compose and spread the story - maybe even a song? - of what happened here, myself. If you would like to add any input of your own, perhaps you would like to think on it? We should have plenty of time to talk on the way back to the caves."

Maybe ask her for help with Tulip. She should be just as good at helping you get into the tower as Kexluk at this point, probably?

Also, add to personal note: find some way of sending a message back to Zirkala about her impending guest. Also maybe warn her now that the portal you want stabilized was created by a chaos champion to her home, so you miiiiight be traveling very near her place of residence.
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No. 826735 ID: 015058

Zirkala likely knew everything that was going on in this town and sent us here as a learning experience. But we will still report everything to her once we get home.

Go congratulate Kex while his new goddess chats with Enlu. He might need a friend right now.
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No. 826736 ID: 3ce125

>>826727
Tulip could go ahead of us!

>>826721
If Tulip is just cleaning up in the church then we can fetch her pretty easily. Just go there and tell them that Kexluk has requested her presence. No need to run after Kex, he's just really happy about his new status as a... uh... silver paladin. That sounds right.
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No. 826738 ID: 91ee5f

>>826721
>Perhaps I should chase after Kexluk, since much of why I came to him first was to make it easier to get into the church so that we could fetch Tulip.
Yeeeaaah, as interesting as it would be to see how a conversation between Enlu and Reilqin would be, I think Kexluk should be your priority.

Just excuse yourself from Reilqin by saying that you still have a few things that you need to take care of, Kexluk being one of them, and you hope she has a pleasant conversation with Enlu.

Then run off and hope that somehow you can find where Kexluk has run off to!
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No. 826740 ID: bfb318
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826740

"I will go after Kexluk, then. It is not everyday that he gets the kind of message or validation that you just gave him! I hope your conversation with Enlu is pleasant. Ah, I almost forgot." I say to Reilqin. "The portal I have asked you to correct was made by a champion of chaos - I hope it is no problem if we travel close to her home."
>"So long as I am not made to interact with this person, and only their portal, it is fine. Now go."

I run down the hill and catch up with Kexluk, though only because he simply stopped at a corner by the wall.

>"Oh no, I didn't mean to run, but I didn't want her to see me like this, either."
"A fair decision! She is particular about appearances, as you could tell."
>"Did she mind?"
"Not significantly, considering she is a difficult one to gain the approval of! Are you alright, Kexluk?"
>"Alright? If she meant what she says, she gave my dreams back to me! I am better than 'alright'."
"Haha, an inept question, I admit, I merely wanted to hear your reply! Now I have seen the biggest lizard cry, as well."
>"Pl... please do not add this story to your repertoire."
"I will spare it. However, I do have a concern, now. Zirkala likely would appreciate advance notice on the incoming goddess of order. I would offer to run ahead home to alert her, but I would also understand if you did not wish to escort Reilqin with only Tulip as company."
>"Your concern is well placed, but at the same time, if I am to be taught by Reilqin, I must be able to handle her alone, even if your company would make it much easier on me. If you think it better to go back to Zirkala first, then I'm sure the goblins would be willing to give you a ride, if they hear what is about to befall this town. I, in turn, can take a more reasonably slow pace if Reilqin is willing. I do need to stop by and pick up Luzona, the dragon, as well, as I hoped to transport him safely back to your caves."
"Morgana would be delighted to see a real dragon, I'm sure. I'd be tempted to send Tulip ahead, but I would feel cruel to do so for a variety of reasons. Now, on the other hand, I would almost be surprised if Zirkala hasn't keep an eye on us the whole time!"
>"Yes, but Zirkala most likely wished for us to do this mission as though it were truly just the two of us, so I will personally refrain from asking Springfoot to show herself, even if she were approximately 15 feet behind me and an arm's length to the left! If you wish to leave to alert Zirkala, I can easily get a hold of Tulip."
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No. 826744 ID: 015058

I sort of wanted more time to try and seduce the goddess. But will leave you to work on that.
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No. 826747 ID: 3abd97

>>"Pl... please do not add this story to your repertoire."
I am not so cruel as that, my friend.

>>826740
The trip back is a few days long, unless the plan is to ride the dragon for a shortcut.

I think it would probably be better to send Story ahead on the last leg of the journey (say he leaves camp early) so he gets there a few hours ahead of the others, not to split up for days.

Honestly, probably gonna need a bard around if we have a dragon, a goddess, and a confused ex-slave to all bring back. Kex can't be expected to master all social skills at once!

...hmmm. Reilqin will probably be good for Tulip. She could use a positive influence, getting her to stand up for herself. She might end up with an order-kobold.
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No. 826749 ID: 3ce125

>>826740
>Kexluk spotted Springleaf
Damn he's good. You gotta get Kex to teach you that kind of awareness someday.

Yes you should run ahead to inform Zirkala. It's what you should be doing if this were really a two man job. However, let's speak to Enlu a bit first.
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No. 826751 ID: 137d21

Well that's an awfully specific location for Springfoot. Guess we don't exactly need to inform Zirkala then. If she asks, we'll say we assumed she already knew.

Might as well meet up with chaos 'bolds (and maybe Sandfin) to tell them the good news.
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No. 826755 ID: 137d21

>>826744

I feel like seducing the goddess will probably be a dead end. I don't think SS has enough focus to has sex entirely symmetrically.
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No. 826760 ID: 3ce125

With the way she reacted to Kexluk being attracted to her I think she is against sex in general.
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No. 826765 ID: 7a3eee

>>826740
Question, if we send Story Seeker ahead, would our perspective stick, or would we switch to Kexluk?
In any case, I would like to confirm Tulip's safety at the very least before heading out. Maybe finally find out what that medallion has to do with anything, if there even is anything.
In the end, I would say that sending Story Seeker ahead so he can notify Zirkala about the change of plans is the most optimal choice, so long as he is actually able to find a timely form of travel.
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No. 826769 ID: 3cc68c

Kex if we want to get into this goddess's pants we need to team up. If we can synchronize our movements we can get a perfect symmetry 3 way going.

Think it over buddy.
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No. 826772 ID: 7fad5d

"By the way, if you're still attracted to her. While she was trying to fix my clothes, she got to my pants, and things... responded. She also requires that part of the male anatomy to be symmetrical, both shaft and balls. The spell to ensure it was... do you want me to describe how painful it was?"
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No. 826773 ID: 3abd97

>>826755
>>826760
The journey is in the attempt. Even if he gets rebuffed, its in Story's nature to try. (And honestly, it'll likely be funny and/or a good story either way).
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No. 826775 ID: b2db3f

Save the warning and surprise Zirkala.

We have plenty of people to hang out with here that could use a proper goodbye.

Plus we want to see the show. Wandering home before the final will miss out on the last bit of the story.
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No. 826777 ID: e4a72f

Stay here to finish things. We can introduce our lich girlfriend in person.

Still need to work on a Enlu three way with Kexluk. And more godly seduction attempts.
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No. 826780 ID: bfb318

If Story Seeker is sent ahead, there will be a (somewhat brief) perspective swap to Kexluk to close out any glaring loose ends.
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No. 826782 ID: 015058

Keep story here then. We can stop outside his home cavern so he can announce the rest of the party before they come in.
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No. 826784 ID: e36c7f

You should stay. How can you tell the proper story if you don't see the ending?
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No. 826785 ID: 3abd97

>>826780
We spent a long awkward time on Kex doing social stuff before. No swap, stick around, let Story have his victory lap traveling sedately with friends and various ladies instead of running away alone for the dubious advantage of giving Z a warning she almost certainly doesn't need.
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No. 826786 ID: a363ac

>>826740
The lich knows that the artifact is coming one way or another weather SS and Kexluk succeeded or not so their is no real reason to go ahead. I suggest a montage of picking up Tulip and fucking the Sandfin, pick up all the stuff hidden in town, and then lets head on back to Enlu's.
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No. 826787 ID: 7fad5d

>>826777
Yeah, let's stay and see things through.
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No. 826789 ID: 015058

Oh when you see Reilqin again ask why she never complained about you being attracted to her. She shot Kexluk down quick but never did so for you.

Do that mean you might have a chance after all?
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No. 826796 ID: e36c7f

>>826789

I actually don't think she so much shot him down as she was just annoyed that him avoiding looking at her was messing up his posture. He didn't actually make any sort of advance, and she seems like the kind of person who wouldn't respond directly to the possibility of one unless he did.

However, her not going for either Kexluk or himself does give Story the opportunity to express curiosity about what she would hypothetically like.
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No. 826800 ID: bfb318
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826800

"Well, I may yet try to seduce the goddess, but I suppose you should have a fair chance!"
>"... when you say seduce, you don't mean... she shot me down fast. Don't tell me she didn't shoot you down?"
"I kid, halfway! Maybe. My chances are slim, I admit, but I will have to ask her why she didn't do it as explicitly as you. However, while she picked at my posture and arranged my clothes, parts of me reacted, and likewise I could ask why she didn't physically alter you to be perfectly symmetrical and straight! I can tell you tales of pain as she found that what laid beneath my pants was not symmetrical."
>"I do not need to hear all your tales, Story Seeker!"
"Very well, I will spare you! I will also stick around, there are too many people I would simply leave without a word if I were to leave now."
>"Alright. Then, if you've got so many people you'd like to talk to, let me go to the church tower to pick up Tulip."
"Alright, then let's meet back at Lady Enlu's party."

I figure that Reilqin would prefer if I do not interrupt her meeting with Lady Enlu, so I head to the chaos den. There are many kobolds scampering about, and I get pointed to Howka.

>"Story Seeker! You're safe."
"Yes I am."
>"We did not steal either artifact! Was total failure, but hear so because you got thing?"
"Yes, you've all done well, and I come bearing good news! The relic has awoken, and the Goddess Reilqin walks the earth, now."
>"Story Seeker, Howka's language is not so good but thought good news is supposed to be good?"
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No. 826802 ID: a363ac

>>826799
Fear not for soon she will leave for she has found the Lizards of this town have perverted her Order and can not bear to to see such a disgrace perpetrated in her name she is giving the town to Tom to deal with!
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No. 826803 ID: 015058

It turns out the goddess is nothing like the rumors!

She is kind and loves kobolds and lizardfolk alike but is very angry with how the lizardfolk have treated the kobolds in spearstone. She did not realize how bad things had gotten on the surface.

So she is yelling at the nobles right now and plans on leaving the town so Tom can take over and make things a bit more chaotic and improve stuff.

Trust me its the best thing that could have happened. I will be leaving town soon to escort the goddess to a new home but would like to say goodbye to everyone and wish them well. I will be sure to keep in touch. Without all of your help this would not have gone nearly as well.
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No. 826805 ID: 3abd97

>"Story Seeker, Howka's language is not so good but thought good news is supposed to be good?"
She'll be walking the earth outside of spearstone. The relic turned goddess is rather upset with the way the lizards have treated her legacy in her absence.

She doesn't much approve of messes, falling down slum buildings, and guards who shove goddesses pretending to be kobolds.

In her absence I expect chaos will have the reign to make changes!
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No. 826806 ID: e36c7f

"It's good news because she's leaving! She has looked around instead of just listening to the priests tell her things, and she is very disappointed. She thinks it would be good for chaos to take over here as well! She is going to give the nobles a chance to defend themselves, but I think she has made up her mind already."

Adding in the "she thinks it would be good for chaos to take over now too" line would be a good idea specifically just in case the chaos kobolds go "oh no she sounds nice after all".
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No. 826808 ID: 3ce125

>>826800
Ask her what she's been told about past interactions with Reilqin. From what she told you, she had a good relationship with the kobold community.
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No. 826811 ID: bfb318
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826811

"What have you been told about past interactions with Reilqin?"
>"Know nothing, but Lizards shape selves in Reilqin's image, so Reilqin must be bad, yes?"
"Except that the lizards seem to have done a poor job! It turns out she is not at all like the rumors! She loves kobolds and lizardfolk alike. She walks among us now, but soon she will walk outside Spearstone due to how disappointed she is in how things are here. She does not approve of the violence or slums and such messy things, I believe that soon, although she will give the nobles a chance to defend themselves and their decisions, Tom will be here to upheave the system."
>"That is not good news, that is great news! We should have celebration! Join us?"
"I apologize, but please do have a celebration! I, on the other hand, have to leave earlier than expected, and so I am going around saying goodbye to everyone."
>"What!"
"But when times are more free, I will remain in touch! Without all of your help, this would not have gone so well."
>"Stay!"

Hm, she is not making leaving easy!
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No. 826814 ID: a363ac

>>826811
I can only stay for one or two round of Bardly duties then I need to go see Sandfin.
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No. 826815 ID: 7fad5d

>>826811
"I really can't, but I can at least give you a sweet farewell." Let's see if SS's charm is broken or if it's just Reilqin.
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No. 826818 ID: 3abd97

Hmm, if we bed Howka, I wonder if Reilqin is going to disprove of SS smelling of sex and sweat after. Not to self: clean up before returning to the OCD goddess.

>"Stay!"
Alas, I have responsibilities. I must see Reilqin safely away from Spearstone, to where she can do good.
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No. 826822 ID: 015058

If I stay who knows where Reilqin might wander. I need to help her get to a certain set of caverns so that she can help some friends.

I will be here for a few hours yet so if you can get a party going with everyone I will say my goodbyes then.

Thank you for everything Howka.
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No. 826824 ID: e36c7f

Well, you can stay a little. You need to tell the gryphons that chaos is about to happen, which will probably make things more free for outsiders in the long term but which they should probably be prepared for. You should talk to that undead guy, too - maybe Reilqin could do something for him and the other undead tomb guardians? Soothing what's been disturbed sounds like something that might be within the purview of order.

You do need to go at some point, though. Hmm... perhaps this might be the time to let slip a little hint at your connection with Muo? You could say that when you leave it will be in the direction of her home, and maybe you could ask her to come over here! So you should do that soon, right?

That would probably be a good idea anyway. Having Muo present would probably make Tom's power here even greater, BUT she is also a moderately nice slime lady and has a way of tempering Tom's shenanigans with a little more compassion. The things that happen here will be even more chaotic but a more pleasant kind of chaos with her around.
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No. 826825 ID: bfb318
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826825

"Forgive me, but I have a responsibility to help guide Reilqin away from Spearstone where she can do good, and Spearstone is free to rebuild! Send everyone my regards, and have a good time for me."

I give her a peck on the cheek, and that seems to be good enough for her to allow me to escape!
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No. 826826 ID: bfb318
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826826

I run off to grab my 6-emblem chaos compass to locate Sandfin's new location, next.

>Oh, hey, just who I needed, someone to tell me what the hell's going on out there."
"If I am to explain in a single sentence with cherrypicked facts, I would say that the goddess Reilqin has been resurrected, a guard pushed her into the dirt, and now she is leaving!
>"Seriously?"
"With a longer tale and many details inbetween, yet the end result is precisely that, yes! She shall be leaving, and Tom will be coming."
>"Nifty. Guess I'll get to go outside after all. Tom better not be coming with any sandstorms or some shit like that."
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No. 826827 ID: 137d21

Yeah... we need to beat it before the chaos god moves in. Say goodbyes to everyone quickly and then off to Sandfin if we have time. Otherwise, straight back to Kexluk so he doesn't embarrass himself again.
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No. 826828 ID: a363ac

>>826826
well I am on a bit of a time limit but I do have a promise to keep so lets get right to it!
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No. 826829 ID: e36c7f

Dang, posted too late.

Well, tell him that you had the idea of asking Muo to come over here, and like I just suggested (>>826824) her being around will probably make things more chaos-y but a more fun and not horrible kind of chaos.
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No. 826830 ID: 137d21

Oops; posted as the update posted.

Anyway, yeah, can we ask Sandfin if he wants to come with us to visit Muo? Alternatively, take him up for that "visit". Too bad we probably don't have time to listen to his stories if he doesn't come with us though.
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No. 826831 ID: 7fad5d

"Probably not."
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No. 826832 ID: 015058

Hopefully Tom will think of a more creative idea to start things off.

I will be leaving in a hour or two with said goddess to escort her to a new home. Going to try and set her up with a nice apartment next to mine in Zirkala's dungeon.

Thanks for all the fun and help while I was here. If you are ever in my neck of the woods stop on by.

Then ruffle his cute fluff and give him a kiss before you see the next person.
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No. 826833 ID: 3ce125

>>826826
You have no way of predicting a chaos god. All you know is it won't be terribly violent. Tell him you're going to have to leave with her as well. You want to give him a proper goodbye.
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No. 826834 ID: 3abd97

>>826825
Cute. Probably the right way to handle it too, Story doesn't have time for something more involved right now.

Spearstone isn't too far away fro the caves Story lives in, he can always come back to visit in between other adventures and see how things turn out. Hang out with the local bolds, swap stories about what happened after chaos really came to town.

>Tom better not be coming with any sandstorms or some shit like that
I doubt Tom will be so predictable as to use a sandstorm in a desert. His entrance will probably be stranger than that! If you want to avoid excitement, I expect the turnover will still probably be exciting, one way or another.
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No. 826838 ID: bfb318
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826838

"Hopefully Tom will have something more creative to start things off with. A snowstorm is more likely, but maybe nothing so predictably opposite? I could not predict it, that's for sure! I would have liked to keep my promise about a more lengthy visit, but I'm afraid I am on a time limit!"
>"You live far?"
"No, so when things settle, I may come back for a visit sometime!"
>"Hey, if things get properly messed up here, no reason for me to stay."
"Would you like to come with?"
>"Oh I'm not missing the main event, hell no. Afterwards, though. Tell me where you're staying at, maybe I'll stop by."
"That sounds excellent, and you can also visit Muo if you so like! Or perhaps I could ask she could come over here? That would make things chaotic in an assuredly benign manner."
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No. 826840 ID: bfb318
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826840

I ruffle his fur, partially to make a more affectionate goodbye, partially because I can't remember if there is any other place I should head to! Reilqin seems to move quickly and make decisions even quicker, so I'm sure she's moved on to talking with other nobles. I may just wish to head straight back to Lady Enlu's estate.
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No. 826841 ID: 015058

We need to get Tulip and maybe give the crazy alchemist a thumbs up. After that head to Enlu's unless you can think of another person who needs a goodbye.
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No. 826845 ID: 7fad5d

Yeah, Story, it's not like we've been pestering you about Tulip or anything. Let's go check on her.
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No. 826846 ID: a363ac

Tulip was already picked up, maybe heading to Enlu's is a good idea but first pick up your flute so we can torment some Rich Lizard nobles with the coming of the Kobold uprising by making music at the party.
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No. 826848 ID: 3abd97

>I can't remember if there is any other place I should head to
Who's left. The undead guardian? The griffins? The goblins? (You'll probably see them on the way back). The alchemist? (Did we even use his potions?).

Enlu and Nece are both back at her place.
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No. 826849 ID: 137d21

Yeah, Tulip and Enlu seem to be all that remains, as far as I remember.

Not sure what we can do about that undead guy though; leaving his gravesite in peace really doesn't seem in the cards for either and Order or Chaos dominated city.
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No. 826850 ID: e36c7f

If Reilqin is already talking to the nobles then rumours may have already started going around. Some lizards may already be looking for premature revenge, so be careful on the streets.

There are a couple of people you could say goodbye to but they were in the chaos den and you already left. You could maybe check on Vailla and see that she gets out before Tom does something like turning all the lizards into kobolds and vice versa? Though if I were here I'd already be packing up, and if she's left the guard tower you won't know where to find her. So, unless you can run by that place quickly, maybe you should go straight back to Enlu's. You probably need to... sort of apologize to her?
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No. 826865 ID: 3ce125

Story did you remember to get some food for that starving kobold?
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No. 826868 ID: bfb318
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826868

Perhaps I should have made a few moments time to delve deeper into the chaos den to say goodbyes to the alchemist, check in on the undead warrior, the gryphons, and so on. The trip to the chaos den is a bit of a long one, however, so I hope that my regards through Howka will be suitable until I make a visit another time, for them.

I'd be tempted to stop to make sure Vailla has gotten out, but with the recent attacks, and Vailla being inside a guard tower, it's simply too risky for me to go in without taking up too much time. I'll hope that she has made it out. Instead, I head strait to Enlu's estate, where I find Kexluk chatting with Enlu herself. Tulip appears to be in a bag, carried by Kexluk. While I would be concerned about the sight, Kexluk appears to be calm, so I can presume that Tulip is simply asleep, or knocked out, which I should not be surprised by considering the likelihood in which she has been hit by potions.

>Did you remember to get food for that starving kobold?
I did not! There is plenty of food at this party, however, and I'm sure I can leave with some.

What I did do, however, was pick up my flute. Just in case.
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No. 826869 ID: 7fad5d

>>826867
Better go make sure Enlu isn't seducing him into something stupid.
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No. 826870 ID: 015058

Looks like a certain big guy is blushing. Go take Tulip off his hands so he can sneak off with the host guilt free if he so desires.

Or even better find a place for Tulip to be put safely and consider finishing what you started with Enlu. With you and Kexluk working her over you should be able to thoroughly satisfy her this time. (unless this course of actions could jeopardize your chances with Reilqin that is)
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No. 826875 ID: 3abd97

>Tulip alseep
Hahaha, kobold papooses.

>I did not! There is plenty of food at this party, however, and I'm sure I can leave with some.
Good plan.

>>826869
Nah if Enlu seduces him we should completely endorse that.

(Just so long as he doesn't do anything stupid as a result).

Seems like she got over her mistrust of him, at least, they're talking amicably.
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No. 826876 ID: e36c7f

Oh no, someone has cut out Kexluk's fins! That had to hurt.

Maybe Enlu is going to offer him some comfort. Or is alluding to what you revealed about yourself and him and Zirkala. Or both. Have yourself a sidle on over like an attentive kobold servant ready to attend to his master's needs.
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No. 826883 ID: 137d21

Yeah, let's make sure Kexluk's not doing anything stupid. Come to think of it, where's Reilqin? I hope Kexluk doesn't embarrass himself in front of her. Also, we do need to get out of here before Tom moves in.
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No. 826919 ID: bfb318
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826919

I wander close to eavedrop in on Kexluk and Enlu. It certainly seems that Enlu is attempting to seduce Kexluk somewhat, but she isn't attempting to get him to do anything stupid! I believe this is simply Enlu's manner of getting major players on her side. I could not judge!

Nece, who is nearby Enlu, points me out. I get waved over.

>"Hello, Story Seeker."
"Hello, Lady Enlu! I apologize, I didn't mean to intrude. Say, have you seen Reilqin?"
>"She has left towards the palace. She has already spoken to the other lords and the high priest, and will speak to our warchief before making a public statement. She has decided it will take place here, as there are so many high profile individuals gathered under this roof as is. Stick around if you would like to hear. There has already been a decree that all kobolds are to be welcomed, although I doubt word will be fast to get out. I am not in a rush, either, my food supply was not made for that..."
"Would you like me to take Tulip off your back, Kexluk."
>"I, erh... yes, actually, I think that may be for the best, to keep an eye on her, if you will."
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No. 826920 ID: bfb318
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826920

I take Tulip to a nearby bench to sit at, and that seems to wake her up.

>"Ah. Story Seeker?"
"It is I! How are you?"
>"I'm okay. I still do not know what happened to me. One moment I'm serving priests, then smoke and..."
"Just potions of odd effects. Temporary things! You need only rest."
>"Okay."
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No. 826921 ID: 7fad5d

Let's not cockblock Kexluk, then. Be prepared to deflect anyone inbound to cause trouble, but otherwise let's just chill with Tulip.

"Caught up with the latest news yet?"
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No. 826922 ID: a363ac

come lay thine head upon mine lap and rest my dearest desert flower~
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No. 826925 ID: 015058

Give her a update on what happened when she was out. The Kobold uprising and how the order god is pissed with the lizard's being jerks. How Tom is going to sweep in and get society leveled out a bit.

Then say that you will be traveling with Reilqin to your home cavern with Kexluk and some friends. She is of course welcome to join you or can stay in town to witness what happens here if she likes.

The choice is of course hers.
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No. 826934 ID: 91ee5f

>>826920
Let's ask her what she's been doing in between the last time we saw her and now!
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No. 826935 ID: 3ce125

>>826920
Take a couple minutes to catch up with her before you bring some food to that kobold.
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No. 826960 ID: bfb318
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826960

I begin to get Tulip up to date as I sit next to her, but she merely puts her head on my lap. She is not asleep, but she does not seem to be listening. I will still presume that she plans on coming with us, so I will carry her as needed and fill her in when she is more lucid, as well as ask what had gone on with her while we were seperated. Nece stops by, and I manage to get her assistance in watching Tulip for a mere 10 minutes while I run outwards in order to feed the kobold, who thanks me profusely before I return to Tulip's side.

A herald runs by, shouting into the building.

>"Come outdoors, Goddess Reilqin is atop the wall to shout her message across town!"
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No. 826961 ID: bfb318
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826961

Everyone leaves, and though Reilqin is barely visible atop the wall facing Enlu's estate, her voice booms across town. Despite the volume, it is calm and almost monotone.

>"Hello, I am the goddess, Reilqin, and I am disappointed. So I am leaving this town. I will return if I am satisfied with future performance, and in how you do on the trials to come. Tom, the God of Chaos, will not be blocked from making his advances, and he will be the one testing you all. Succeed in this trial, and I will return to block him out. Your goal, your trial, is not maintain order at any cost. Your goal is to maintain internal order, as individuals, townfolk, and neighbors. Behave rationally in the face of chaos. Behave in such a way that if people told your story and removed gender, races, and position from all details, you would be the hero. Commit no pro-active violence. Leave no area of town in such terrible condition as the slums. Quit treating kobolds like trash, as they are to be respected, even as slaves. I will come back for the worthy who do these things. Mosxa, the current warlord, and various priests that I will post in town center are now put under exile. Other priests and lords may remain in their positions, but the church will answer to the palace in all regards. The new warchief is Enlu. Funds will be transferred to her for the betterment of town. Enlu will cover further details. That is all. Goodbye. Remain civil, and this goodbye will be temporary."

With that, she begins to turn her back on a stunned silence.
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No. 826963 ID: 015058

Quietly slip out from under Tulip and go warn Kexluk that his goddess will be here soon. But only if he has disappeared with Enlu.

He might not want his new god to wander in and find him banging her.
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No. 826964 ID: 3ce125

>>826961
Congratulations, Enlu!
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No. 826972 ID: 137d21

Welp. That was quick and blunt. Yeah, see if you can warn Kexluk if he's not busy. Come to think of it, we might have to interrupt soon anyway; I don't think Reilqin will want to wait for him to finish coitus so they can leave. Also, Enlu might want to make a speech or something as the new warchief?
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No. 826977 ID: 3ce125

I wonder if Reilqin plans to leave right this instant. It's a bit dark... maybe we can get onto a caravan.

Also I half-expect the town to erupt into chaos near immediately.
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No. 826978 ID: 91ee5f

>>826961
Her voice was loud, so if Kexluk and Enlu just so happen to be in Enlu's bed, then maybe they heard everything.

Also, silently wonder to yourself if Kexluk could even fit on Enlu's bed? And if he could, could the bed support his large frame or did it collapse under all of his massive muscles?
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No. 826981 ID: bfb318
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826981

I think Tulip is gathering her senses, and it seems like people are choosing stunned silence over rampaging about, so it is safe enough, I feel, to leave her as is. I can hear many people scrambling to gain audience with Enlu as well as trying to chase down Reilqin. Since I cannot seem to find Enlu around the normal party area, I walk swiftly to her bedchambers. Nece stands guard, there, but allows me to walk in. I hear the sound of a tortured bed.

>"Wait. Who's there?" I hear Enlu say at the end of the hall, a bit out of breath.
"It is Story Seeker!"
>"Good. What is going on? Stay in the hall."
"Reilqin is done with her speech."
>"What? I just heard it was starting."
"It was short. Did you not hear?"
>".... No. Urgh, I'm beginning to see why the adults had so much trouble working with her... Okay. Kexluk will be out soon. As will I, to prepa- that is, make a speech. Think of some preparations you must organize for your journey back, so that Nece has something to buy time with in case Reilqin is already coming here to get Kexluk back."

>Caravan
Well, that is the first idea that springs to mind!
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No. 826985 ID: 3ce125

>>826981
Caravan, carriage fit for a demigod of order(doesn't have to be fancy, just very very well constructed and hopefully enchanted to have a smooth ride), and perhaps an honor guard.
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No. 826989 ID: 7fad5d

Didn't those merchants who hustled you on that race say they had access to some teleportation thing? That'd be awfully convenient.
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No. 826990 ID: 91ee5f

>>826981
>I hear the sound of a tortured bed.
So Kexluk can fit on her bed and it can support him, if barely! I wouldn't be surprised if, as soon as you turned around to walk away, you hear a loud snap that signals the death of that bed as it breaks!

>"Wait. Who's there?" I hear Enlu say at the end of the hall, a bit out of breath.
She's out of breath?! You barely got her to work up a sweat! Are you sure Kexluk isn't somehow secretly a bard?

>Things to get?
Food and water for the journey back. And make sure you get enough for the extra passengers we're gonna get! Especially since one of them is a dragon!

I wonder how your village is gonna react to another dragon showing up in their cave? Happy for another guardian or upset because it means giving up more food for tributes or both?
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No. 827003 ID: bfb318
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827003

>She's out of breath?! You barely got her to work up a sweat! Are you sure Kexluk isn't somehow secretly a bard?
It's a shame I doubt I'll get the chance to ask Enlu, and that it will most likely embarrass Kexluk to ask for his secrets!

>Didn't those merchants who hustled you on that race say they had access to some teleportation thing?
I believe the only teleportation they used was a teleporter to White Wind from our first town, which we completely missed and is how they hustled us in the first place! Once we reach White Wind, we should be able to teleport to Duststop, which is much closer to the caves. If, of course, my memory serves!

"Understood, Enlu, I shall get supplies! This may be the last time we speak until I can visit, so be well!"
>"Goodbye, Story Seeker. Thanks for coming by, and I don't just say that because I'm in charge now."

I rush off to the goblins.

>"Ah hey, little guy. Whattaya need? We were just thinking of heading out."
"How convenient! So were we."
>"Why the heck are you leaving?"
"We got what we came for. Why are all of you leaving?"
>"A chaos overhaul is a damn fun thing, but it's usually bad for business, not good. We want to get out before shit gets down. Want to ride with us?"
"We would, but we have more companions this time, and may need more supplies! If you are able to suit these needs, then we would gladly have your services."
>"Then lemme ask again, whattaya need?"
"First of all, food and water, lots of it!"
>"Define 'lots. Like enough to feed that big guy with you?"
"More, we'd need enough food and drink for a big dragon!"
>"Haha fine geez. Yeah we can stock up easy."
"Secondly, a carriage."
>"Wait seriously?"
"Yes! Preferably one without bumps."
>"It's the fuckin' desert, we can do without bumps but a carriage... you know what, we can fix up something real fast. Wait, how good of a carriage are we doing?"
"One suitable for the gods!"
>".... no problem. We'll get the best damn carriage in town."
"You can construct such a carriage on such short notice?"
>"We can construct a carriage, yeah!"
".... there are no other carriages in town, are there?"
>"Hell no there aren't!"
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No. 827004 ID: 7fad5d

My guess is that Kexluk's secret involves him being many times SS's size, strength, and other things relevant to physical activity. Also probably getting to the point rather than having to seduce Enlu like SS did.

Anyway, tell them it has to be kept as perfectly clean and symmetrical as possible. Ask if the word "suspension" means anything to them in the context of a carriage.
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No. 827005 ID: 3ce125

>>827003
Maybe they should just skip it then. A hastily constructed carriage would just irritate her. Do they have something very orderly that said god would ride on? Evenly spaced everything, clean construction.

Alternatively... do they have any well-crafted chests? Big enough to hold an object the size of your torso? Reilqin might prefer to travel in her relic form if it comes down to it.
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No. 827008 ID: 91ee5f

>>827005
We don't need to ask any of this. Because if Reilqin doesn't like it, then she'll fix it herself!
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No. 827015 ID: bfb318
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827015

"Say, will the word 'suspension' mean anything to this carriage?"
>"I dunno, does the phrase 'let's fucking get the hell out of here some time this week' mean anything?"
"I understand! In that case, let us skip it entirely. Perhaps I could hire you to clean up your caravan's cart? Perhaps help make it perfectly symmetrical, and smooth the wood. Oh, if you have any particularly well crafted chests, perhaps I could see that as an option?"
>"Wait you're coming onto me aren't you."
"Not right now, no!"
"Haha okay, but god damn, who the hell's gonna ride with us, Reilqin?"
"..."
>"Oh fuck me we got a customer you guys, clean that fuckin' shit and if it isn't the first thing to make that girl grin then I will beat the shit out of you myself! Except not in front of her. I'm assuming you guys can pay a crapton of coins."
"We can!"
>"Okay then!"

In the brief time this takes, I fetch Tulip.
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No. 827019 ID: bfb318
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827019

Shortly thereafter, on the outskirts of town...

>"Absolutely revolting." says Reilqin. "I would rather somersault across the desert than step on this crude, rotten plank on what I refuse to acknowledge as 'wheels'."
"Hm, perhaps we can think of something else... say, do you know where Kexluk is? I was expecting him with you.
>"Yes, he is fetching the dragon."
>"What." says the goblin.
>"Wait." Reilqin pauses, looking over the horizon. "What is that?"
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No. 827020 ID: bfb318
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827020

Oh, is that...
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No. 827021 ID: bfb318
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827021

It is! I did not expect to see her here. Also some kind of gnollish monstrosity!
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No. 827023 ID: bfb318
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827023

Ah, she notices us, too.

Reilqin power walks up to the cart, empties out a chest, climbs into it, and shuts the chest over herself.

>"I am going to sleep. Do not wake me up until we are at our destination. Thank you."
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No. 827031 ID: 3ce125

>>827023
Tell Reilqin goodnight.

Wave to Muo. Don't delay the caravan but I guess you could go say hi and catch up later.
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No. 827041 ID: bfb318
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827041

"Goodnight, Reilqin!"

I run over to Muo and share some hello's, but we both seem to be in a hurry, so I rush back before that gnoll decides to do anything to me that Reilqin would disapprove of.

A while later, as stated, Kexluk and Luzona catch up. The dragon is breathing pretty hard, and every step shakes a bag he has on his back that rattles. Judging by the goblin's gawking, I think that might be the part of his hoard that did not go towards spearstone reparations and general charity!

>"Where..." the dragon huffs out. "Is the next break...?"
>"In about 10 hours!" says the goblin.
>"Hohhh... oh god."
>"Hello, everyone." Kexluk says. "This is Luzona, the Spearstone dragon menace."
>"Don't mock meee!" Luzona whines.

>"That's the most harmless dragon I've seen in my life, to put it nicely." whispers the goblin girl.
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No. 827046 ID: 3ce125

>>827040
Introduce yourself! You haven't met him yet. Heh, we're gonna have a dragon living in the same general area as a drake posing as a dragon. Ask him if he's territorial, because there's already one dragon in the caverns.
He's too big for the cart, isn't he? I did not realize he was so out of shape. Does Kexluk have any endurance-granting spells he could use to help Luzona? Do the goblins have any potions or enchanted items that would either make the dragon lighter on his feet or otherwise more easily able to make the trip?

It occurs to me that if the prophecy IS still active, Reilqin is in a vulnerable state right now. Someone could steal the chest, with her in it. Tell Kexluk that he may well need to defend the caravan at some point. Oh hey you can ask Kexluk how his duel went too!
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No. 827049 ID: 830fb7

ummm... where is her pendant/necklace thing of tom.
could it be that the tom pendant is that "gnollish monstrosity" with her?
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No. 827052 ID: e36c7f

Well, Story, you know what a bard's duty is on a long journey, right? To lift people's spirits with song!! Seriously if you have some sort of magical stamina boosting song I think our dragon friend will need it. But if not then a regular song will do. It should be easier going for him if he doesn't have to carry a bunch of gold. If it won't fit on the cart, maybe you could set up some sort of litter for him to pull over the sand?

Anyway, make sure you have a secure guard for Reilqin's chest at all times. Make your notes on when and who you'll come back to visit, but remember you have a bunch of friends at home who have only known you a little while from their perspective! You have a lot of catching up to do. You'll probably need to explain/apologize for whatever Reilqin's going to do in and around your home, anyway. You should compose the whole thing into a song, or saga. Make sure to emphasize Kexluk's part! A bard has to sing his knight's praises, you know, and the story of his receiving Reilqin's favor will be a good one.
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No. 827079 ID: 137d21

Umm... We might have to reconsider the song thing, at least until Reilqin's out of earshot. I think I remember her disapproving the last time SS proposed a song, and we probably don't want to be too loud and possibly wake her up before we get to the caverns. We can still think up/write the song on the journey there though.

Come to think of it, when's the last time we actually slept? Ugh; too bad we probably can't leave Kexluk to guard Reilqin alone. He still seems just as vulnerable as before to females, and even though he might try harder for Reilqin, we shouldn't take that risk. We either need to sleep in shifts, or depending on how light of sleepers we are, sleep on top of or clutching the chest. I don't know if we can fully trust the goblins with the chest either.

Yeah, I second telling the dragon about the cavern's "dragon". We should also ask Zirkala where he can stay, since I doubt the cavern will welcome a second dragon, and he can't really wander around. Best case scenario is that Morgana lets him move in with her, which will probably require some convincing.

Also, if there's no room on the caravan, how tough are the dragon's scales? It'll be a bit degrading, but maybe he could be dragged behind the caravan, since we're traveling over sand for most of the journey. Otherwise, any potions/spells the goblins/Kexluk have is probably our best bet.
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No. 827097 ID: 015058

Welcome the dragon and get things sorted for the journey. We do have a time limit on things so do your best to get the big guy moving. (God he is going to match Morgana now that she has been doing nothing but eating and lazing about. But keep those thoughts to yourself. Maybe we can get them both on a exercise program later)

Wrap Reilqin's box in a nice blanket so it does not rattle around and the sounds of your journey do not bother her. Tell her what you are doing and ask the box politely if she minds you singing along the journey. No response means approval.

Then pace the trip based on how long we have before the portal becomes unstable. Want to get there with plenty of time left over.
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No. 827099 ID: e36c7f

Actually, rather than worrying Luzona with the idea of meeting another dragon (I imagine he'd be nervous about any such thing), I suggest delicately probing Luzona about how he'd like to be a drake instead of a dragon. Maybe hinting that we might know a drake who wants to be a dragon. There's probably some sort of mind/soul swap magic somewhere, right? Maybe Reilqin herself might even take a look at them and think their souls would match better in each other's bodies and transfer them using order mojo.

Anyway, singing. I'm sure Reilqin won't mind it any more than she'd mind people just talking, and I imagine the goblins at the very least will be chatting to each other, as well as the rest of the gang wanting to pass the time.
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No. 827100 ID: 91ee5f

>>827041
You might want to tell Kexluk where Reilqin is and pass along her message of, "Don't wake me up until we've reached our destination."

>>827046
>Heh, we're gonna have a dragon living in the same general area as a drake posing as a dragon.
Shhh! Don't say that out loud!

Sure, Luzona is gonna find out eventually, but don't let the goblin and her buddies hear that!

>It occurs to me that if the prophecy IS still active, Reilqin is in a vulnerable state right now. Someone could steal the chest, with her in it. Tell Kexluk that he may well need to defend the caravan at some point.
Good point.

Although, the prophecy said a kobold with a 6 line Emblem would do that and since Story Seeker is currently holding an Emblem with the 6 lines on it, I think the prophecy is referring to him stealing Reilqin away from Spearstone.

>>827049
No, that's actually one of Tom's followers. We see him at the start of Thread 1 of the Work of Chaos quest, which is where Muo is from.
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No. 827102 ID: 91ee5f

>>827097
>(God he is going to match Morgana now that she has been doing nothing but eating and lazing about. But keep those thoughts to yourself. Maybe we can get them both on a exercise program later)
Make sure you get Clunker in that exercise program too!
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No. 827106 ID: 3fa56a

Make sure to hit on the goblin when you've got a spare moment.
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No. 827107 ID: 12aed4

>gnollish monstrosity
Oh good to see he's still around and he seems to be working for Tom now.
I'd really like to know how his story played out but that is for another time.

>>827041
Oh MY GOD I forgot how adorably fat and useless he is, what is gonna go through Morgana s head when she meets him.
Maybe encourage him by telling him that at the end of this journey he ma get himself a girl.
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No. 827109 ID: 3abd97

>I hear the sound of a tortured bed.
Score one for Kex.

>Reilqin locked herself in a chest
Called it. You might want to use your bardic magic to soundproof it (or at least to dampen incoming sound) to minimize how much she's bothered by antics outside.

>>"That's the most harmless dragon I've seen in my life, to put it nicely."
It does work out rather nicely, as we might not have enjoyed the company of a harmful dragon!

Go be nice and introduce yourself to the nice scourge of Spearstone. Cheering her up a little might make her less bothered by the work.
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No. 827113 ID: 7fad5d

Give Luzona a noogie.
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No. 827143 ID: 2797c9

>>827100
>No, that's actually one of Tom's followers. We see him at the start of Thread 1 of the Work of Chaos quest, which is where Muo is from.
That was actually Sandfin. Tom probably hasn't taken such a direct form himself, though, so it's probably a new follower.
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No. 827148 ID: 137d21

>>827143

He does resemble >>354654 much more. Besides, he's too thin for Sandfin. Plus, Sandfin said he can't unretire.
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No. 827149 ID: 137d21

Oops. I don't know how cross thread links works.

https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/354592.html#354654

is what I meant
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No. 827152 ID: 91ee5f

>>827143
>That was actually Sandfin.
No, it wasn't. If it was, he'd already have tentacle arms. Plus, he's already in the city, he wouldn't be outside the city going towards it.

I'm telling you, it was this guy: >>/questarch/354593 from Thread 1 of the Work of Chaos quest. And then Tom did this: >>/questarch/354654 to him when he became a chaos follower.

Compare that to this guy: >>827021 and you'll see that's the guy I was talking about.
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No. 827153 ID: 2797c9

>>827148
I figured Sandfin just "got better" at some point, but you're right. Sandfin must have been a second follower himself, then.
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No. 827166 ID: bfb318
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827166

>Kexluk still seems just as vulnerable as before to females
I'm uncertain about that! Although he seemed to get into bed with Enlu rather quickly, I would need to ask rather probing questions to find out if it was well controlled or if he simply couldn't resist. Other than that, he seems to have done an admirable job of resisting temptation.

>Where is Muo's Tom pendant/necklace?
A question I thought of too late, unfortunately.

"Hello, Luzona, it's nice to meet you!"

He wheezes something back.

"Say, are you territorial? We may have a place for you, but do you get along with others?"
>"Uuugh, like a dragon?"
"Possibly! I hear you had interactions with drakes, too."
>"I don't really caaare, I just want to stop. Kexluk took my protective artifact, toooo..."
>"It's for the best." Kexluk says.
>"Yeahhhh but I can't protect my own things! I'll take anywhere that's safe!"

I suppose I may sort out details later. It will still be a good while before we're at home.
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No. 827167 ID: bfb318
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827167

Once Luzona's wheezing begins to get on people's nerves, even after he follows at a distance and Kexluk carries his hoard, I begin to play songs as we travel. The goblins happens to have a fine lute that I purchased to do so, since my first was broken. I'm sure to use magic to keep Reilqin's chest as quiet as possible, and I think I will sleep on top of it, as well, to guard it, since the goblins have shown themselves to not be entirely trustworthy! I still flirt, of course.

Although a lengthy trip, the return trips always seem to be much shorter, so I'll be home before I know it.
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No. 827175 ID: e36c7f

Another successful adventure, Story. Well, successful for you, and the people you like, and not so bad for others except for people who deserved it. In other words, what any adventurer would call a happy ending!

You've been tossed around from time loops to crazy caravans to here and back, so take some time off with all your friends when you get back home. You've got a good few new stories to tell!
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No. 827176 ID: 3abd97

>sitting and sleeping on a goddess' chest
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No. 827180 ID: fcafc0

Congratulations on a successful end! It was so nice to see this quest again and participate in it.
Story Seeker is the most Bardly bard I have ever seen. May he go down into legend.
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