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670922 No. 670922 ID: defceb

I'm a monster hiding under the bed. This is my big chance to prove that I, too, can be a scary monster!

MONSTER GOALS:
Be scary
Scare whoever is on top of this bed.
Maybe go on vacation to a tropical island sometime?
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No. 670929 ID: b9cef6

Poke the bottom of the bed to determine if there is, indeed, someone on the bed.
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No. 670930 ID: 9aa6a0

realize that you are indeed not hiding under a normal bed, but under a chaise longue on the beach,

You already are in vacation. And you can't stop thinking about work even now.
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No. 670931 ID: 149da0

>>670922
Is it night yet.

Do we know if someone is in the bed yet, and if so, are they asleep or staying up late reading, on a laptop or phone or something. (Awake people are harder to scare).

What do you know about the person in this room? What stuff can you see from under the bed?
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No. 670932 ID: 330ce5

Whisper dark and scary things to spook your victim.
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No. 670938 ID: ad936f

Who is it on the bed? Are they in the right mental state to be properly frightened by you? Do you have a suitably terrifying appearance? Is the light on?

If the person is an armed man with the light on then the situation is very much different from if it's a scared defenseless little girl huddling in the dark.

You need to wait for the light to go out and start repeatedly making unnerving noises. Once the person is acceptably uneasy, their fright at your scarening will be all the greater.
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No. 670940 ID: 4780ef

who's in the bed?
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No. 670944 ID: defceb
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670944

>Poke the bottom of the bed to determine if there is, indeed, someone on the bed.

Do I look so foolish as to have chosen an empty bed? I extend one my many cruel and vicious spikes to give the bed an experimental prod just in case.



...uhm.


...the bed is empty.
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No. 670946 ID: 4780ef

so what's the room like? based what's in the room it could give you ideas on what the guy who sleeps in the bed is like. plus with no one in the room we got nothing better to do till someone tries to sleep in here.
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No. 670947 ID: b9cef6

Goooooood fucking job monster
This'll look bad on your performance review

Might as well climb up and sleep on the bed until someone comes by to sleep on the bed.
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No. 670950 ID: 0fc976

Know your enemy! Are they young? Old? Are they still awake? Do they find clowns as scary as you do?
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No. 670951 ID: 2ccbb3

Enhance knockers and knock the poor kid out. Go for maximum visibility right before they lose consciousness.
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No. 670959 ID: ad936f

Alrighty then, time to explore the room. Try to figure out who's room this is and if they'll be easily scared. Try moving some stuff around, waging a bit of preemptive psychological warfare will increase your spookiness factor. maybe leave a claw mark somewhere just conspicuous enough to be unnerving, but not alarming.
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No. 670965 ID: 149da0

>>670944
Quick, search or survey the room. Can you tell if it looks like someone lives here, or if this is an unused or abandoned room? If it looks like this room is still in use, we just have to wait for the inhabitant to come to bed.
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No. 670967 ID: defceb
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670967

>This'll look bad on your performance review
No! I can't have any more bad marks, or I'll never earn the respect of my monster peers!

>Look around the room
The room seems to be very plain and nondescript. The place smells like fresh cooked bread too. Whoever lives here must be a real neat freak. Ah ha! All the better to make a monster mess to spook them!
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No. 670968 ID: defceb
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670968

The door to hallway is wide open, too! I-is that Noxchixulub the Terrifying!? W-what are they doing here!? I already claimed this house!
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No. 670970 ID: 0fc976

Don't go in the closet...
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No. 670971 ID: 149da0

>>670968
Maybe they live here!

Maybe you can scare them. That'll show em!
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No. 670972 ID: ad936f

You're in a hotel aren't you?
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No. 670973 ID: b9cef6

He's on your turf.
Go teach 'em a lesson.
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No. 670977 ID: defceb
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670977

You're right! I'll go scare them now! I expertly sneak up behind them using my many terrifying monster appendages. "Boo!" I shout! "Haha, I have scared you!"

"I'm not scared at all." Noxchixulub replies. Ah, my pride. It hurts. "What are you doing here?"

"What am I doing here? This is my turf!"

"I thought it belonged to..."
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No. 670978 ID: defceb
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670978

"...Rizootitooti, the Screaming Agony!"

They can't be here, too! This is horrible, they'll get in the way of my big scare!
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No. 670979 ID: b9cef6

What is he even under?
Anyway, y'all should team up under the bed, for the rare TRIPLE SPOOK.
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No. 670981 ID: 330ce5

Have a scare contest to see who keeps the turf.
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No. 670982 ID: 3009b4

Obviously the answer is clear: start dating.
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No. 670985 ID: b2192d

Could you all work to together to create a monster scare?
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No. 670986 ID: 4780ef

that still doesn't answer why he's here in the first place.
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No. 670989 ID: defceb
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670989

>What is he even under?

He's hiding under a carpet. Now we all are. "Hey!" I shout.

"Oh, you, go away this is my property."

"Wh-"

"I get scare rights to every boat in the docks in this town. Didn't you see the sign out front? It said 'For Sail'. And what has a sail? A boat. So this is mine now go away."
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No. 670990 ID: defceb
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670990

"Hey guys! You here early for the house party, too?"
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No. 670992 ID: 149da0

Burn the house down with the other monsters inside. Eliminate the competition.
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No. 670998 ID: e114bc

>>670990
God damn it you claimed this house, totally officially. It's not a boat! Wait what's this about a party tho
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No. 671001 ID: ad936f

Oh, no one lives here. Ditch this place and go find an inhabited house while these losers screw around with this empty piece of crap.
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No. 671023 ID: 2ccbb3

This just screams monster trap.

Split up and find a way out of this place.
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No. 671034 ID: 4780ef

for sale... Does anyone even live here anymore then? explore the rest of the house to see if you can't find signs of someone actually living here.

Also who's throwing a party.
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No. 671099 ID: a95192

On what grounds do monsters gain a claim to a location? Is this some corporate cock-up?

Inquire further on this party business?
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No. 671119 ID: 0fc976

The whole house is vacant. If you are steadfast on lurking in this house, you should move to the front hall.
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No. 671397 ID: defceb
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671397

>Burn the house down with the other monsters inside. Eliminate the competition.
Brilliant! But uh… I don’t know the first thing about burning a house down. It’d probably scare all the other monsters here, though!

>On what grounds do monsters gain a claim to a location?
By beating up everyone who disagrees with them, of course.

>Inquire further on this party business?
“Party? Yeah, of course! I’m here for the uh… whats the party business again?” I ask.

“Only the biggest monster party in town, of course. Literally everyone is going to be here. Brabbitax, the Terrifyingly Terrible. Momonucleus the Obnoxiously Obnoxious. Sahehahehahehahelantotopus the Illegible. ALL the monsters.”

W-why wasn’t I invited? My pride is wounded.

>This just screams monster trap.
Is it…? I should be prepared to run away using my many legs at any given moment.

>explore the rest of the house
We explore the rest of the house, finding more monsters hanging out in the living room.

Is that…? Oh no!
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No. 671398 ID: defceb
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671398

It’s BabeimusMaximus the Magnificiently Malicious. The coolest and scariest monster to ever scare. If I knew I would be running into them tonight I would have prettied myself up before heading out.
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No. 671399 ID: 2a7417

Don't give it away that you're trying to escape. Just make your way over to the sink and slip down the drain...
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No. 671400 ID: 4780ef

so then it's probably safe to say that nobody actually lives here and all the local monsters are showing up to party. Might as well keep looking and see who else is here then so you don't come across anyone else you respect and completely make a fool of yourself in front of them.

Also what do monsters usually do during a monster party?
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No. 671402 ID: a95192

Greet your idol in a proper monster way. It's rude to pretend to not see someone.

If that fails, be as awkward as monsterly possible.
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No. 671407 ID: 149da0

Wait, if all the othet monsters are here, doesn't that mean their territories are wide open, with people ripe for the scaring?
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No. 671414 ID: ad936f

1. Move over to the stove and turn it on (there may me nobs to turn).
2. Grab something flammable, like a couch, and place it over the fire.
3. Wait for the fire to spread.
4. ???
5. Profit
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No. 671456 ID: cdec48

Put on some Brontosaurus Chorus and escape while people are rushing to change the music. There's no point in staying here if there's no one to scare. You could also go on early vacation.
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No. 672539 ID: defceb
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672539

>Wait, if all the othet monsters are here, doesn't that mean their territories are wide open, with people ripe for the scaring?

That’s… true! So many places are wide open RIGHT NOW! But first, monster formalities. Can’t let anymonster catch on to my plot.

>Greet your idol in a proper monster way. It's rude to pretend to not see someone.
I slink under the chair and we exchange a greetings of snarls, shouting, and other nasty noises. This is going well! I think.

“Yo,” They say in such an unbelievably cool fashion. Uhg, can’t handle it. I’m feeling weak in all twelve knees.
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No. 672540 ID: e114bc

TELL THEM YOU THINK THEY ARE COOL

do monsters even have genders?
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No. 672550 ID: f61b8d

The response can only be, "'Sup."
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No. 672567 ID: f43c67

Okay, breathe. It's time to channel your fanboyism.

Tell your idol that you are a great fan of his/her/its work. Ask if there's a trick to being as badass as him/her/itself or if it's something you're born with.
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No. 672659 ID: 149da0

>>672539
Ask if you can comb their eyelashes. Their sexy sparkly eyelashes.
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No. 673325 ID: defceb
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673325

Okay. Stay chill. Stay cool. Stay cool.

"OH MY MONSTERGOD I THINK YOU ARE SO COOL!"
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No. 673326 ID: defceb
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673326

"No, wait, come back I meant to say-"

Darn it. Now I'll never be cool. What was that other plan, again?
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No. 673330 ID: 3663d3

slither out the house and scare all the vacated haunts.
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No. 673334 ID: 149da0

>>673330
Yeah, you have the perfect cover now. They'll think you're leaving in shame, not to steal their scaring grounds.
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No. 673378 ID: cdec48

>>673326
Ditch the place and go on holiday. Or steal spooking grounds.
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No. 673400 ID: ad936f

BURN DOWN THE HOUSE! This will spook the other monsters, making you the alpha monster.
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No. 673460 ID: 2a7417

>>673400
But we don't have any lemons!

Go to the basement of the house.
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No. 674650 ID: defceb
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674650

Yeah, fuck it. Let's light this place up and split. Maybe I'll take that holiday once we're done here, too.

I slink over to the kitchen and hide under one of the pots. A quick rummage through the shelves nets me a box of matches. Now how am I going to burn down the house?
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No. 674652 ID: 0ed6e9

if it's a gas stove just open the stove and turn the gas on full blast then head to a room next to this one, drill a hole in the wall or just crack a door if you don't think anyone will shut it and light a candle next to the opening and get the hell out before the gas finds the flame.
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No. 674654 ID: ad936f

Light the carpeting on fire.
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No. 674677 ID: 39f669

Spook your way to the garage, find the spare gas can for the mower. Douse the kitchen, turn on the stove, light it up!
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No. 674690 ID: 149da0

Is there a gas stove? (Hopefully it's not electric). Turn the knobs enough to start letting gas out, but not enough to let the clicker light it.

Then retreat. We'll wait for the gas to spread and throw a lit match back through the door or something. Or maybe light a fuse going back to the house, if we find something to use as one.
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No. 674698 ID: 0ed82d

Aren't you a monster? Just breathe fire everywhere.
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No. 674699 ID: 0fc976

Run around the house doing a fire dance. It's like a rain dance, except performed backwards and chanting, 'Burn! Burn! Burn!"
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No. 674738 ID: defceb
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674738

>>674698
Oh yeah!

I let loose with my flame sacks, vomiting fire all over the kitchen! And the living room! And the other monsters! They scream and run around in circles. They're so surprised and scared! I do a fire dance for good measure as the house begins to burn down around us.

"Burn! Burn! Burn!" I shout whilst shaking my hips in an a rhythmic tribal dance. All the other monsters leap out every window, door, and weak portion of wall they can to run away.

Overcome with adrenaline, I burst out from my hiding place and soar up through the roof of the crumbling home. This feels great! I should have been burning things from the start!
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No. 674739 ID: 2ccbb3

Well, that was fun. Now find a place to hide before the military arrives.
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No. 674742 ID: e114bc

>Maybe go on vacation to a tropical island sometime?
I think it is a good time to attempt this goal, now that the house issue is dealt with.

Zoom off to the airport and hide in the landing gear or something.
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No. 674743 ID: 0fc976

Kidnap a monster princess and marry her in a Vegas chapel.
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No. 674746 ID: 99cfa8

>>674738
YOU'RE A DRAGON? WELL OF COURSE YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN BURNING THINGS!

This is the problem with hiding under stuff all the time, nobody sees what you actually look like.
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No. 674759 ID: 0ed6e9

good show, now it's time to escape before something or someone gains enough of there bearings to try and strike back.
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No. 674782 ID: 149da0

>>674738
You can fly? Why have you been skulking under things like a grubby land based monster.

Hopefully none of the other monsters are fireproof.

You want to scare a lot of people? Go start the next California wildfire.
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No. 674796 ID: defceb
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674796

>YOU’RE A DRAGON!?

I’m a monster! I do monster things like hiding under beds and making spooky scares! Now I’ll do the most monster-ly thing and go on vacation, leaving everyone else to deal with my mess! Haha!

>You want to scare a lot of people? Go start the next California wildfire.

I take a detour to California on my way to Hawaii. I’m sure the drought will break any day now, right? Good luck with the fire!

Now I’m free! Free to chase the vacation I’ve always wanted!
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No. 674797 ID: defceb
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674797

Vacations taken: 1/1
Monsters Scared: Like all of them / a lot
Firemen Sortied: Pretty much all of SoCal / That many
Illuminati Plots Exposed: 0/3

Thank you for playing!
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No. 674807 ID: 99cfa8

>>674796
> starts Californian wildfire
Why would you DO-
> in SoCal
-never mind, I don't care.

10/10, would Apollo again.
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No. 674814 ID: b6178d

>>674797

Hold it! Freeze frame! I've had it with these undiscovered Illuminati Plots, so I'm going to arbitrarily make suppositions in order to discover them!

Plot one: The monster house party WAS a trap, set by the Illuminati, so they could field test their new monster android model. In order to make the model more life-like, they programmed you with monster-like behavior patterns and beliefs.

This explains everything! How you weren't invited to the party everyone was invited to, despite being the first to arrive, how you were so ready to scare someone who wasn't even there, as well as how the other monsters hardly seem to know of or care for you!

Plot two: Your desire to go to a tropical island is supremely suspect! Nothing is as antithetical to monsters as sunlight, even an android monster! In other words, the Illuminati built you with planned obsolescence in mind! Therefore it is vitally important that you use lots of sunscreen!

Plot three, the Illuminati set those forest fires themselves for... reasons, and just used your planned rampage as cover!
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No. 674825 ID: b2192d

That was objectively the best quest.
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