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674869 No. 674869 ID: defceb

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No. 674871 ID: defceb
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674871

“Hey, slow down. Newbloods up.” The person (?) sitting in front of me bursts into a frenzied pace as they shuffle out of their seat belt and spin around. “Hey. You! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Did you take your pills yet?”

I nod. “hahHHAHahhHA- ahem, good. They should be kicking in soon. The mixture is a little lighter so you shouldn’t get any of the side-effects the others got. That said, if you start to see weird shit, don't worry. And by don't worry I mean freak the fuck out.”

“Get your ass outta’ my face.”

“Kiss it.”

“If you move any closer I’ll bite it first.”

“RIght here? While the newblood watches? Kinky~”

“Maybe I’m into that.”

“Aww, come on, you’re scaring the newbie! See, they’re all nervous! Look, kid, relax. Remember, nobody there is going to be judging you tonight. They’re all going to be too busy wrapped up in their own business. Just wear something comfy, relax a little, and remember to have fun.”
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No. 674872 ID: 2ccbb3

Just go in and order enough water to fill your stomach, get this over with.
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No. 674873 ID: defceb
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674873

“Speaking of wearing something comfy, I left you a bunch of clothes and two kits in back. Go ahead and put on something you like! But nothing red! Never ever pick the red kit! That’s my color!”

Green’s mine. Don’t pick those either.”

Pick one!

Police Brutality:
A handgun, a nightclub, and a polaroid camera. The lens has been fucked around with so you can take selfies on the fly!

Homeland Defense:
Comes with a shotgun, five rounds, and a security camera! The security camera has a little strap so you can wave it around like a handicam. Perfect for home movies!
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No. 674877 ID: 46df9e

Newblood? What kind of organization did we recently join?
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No. 674880 ID: 3841ea

Tell red his forehead-eyes look delicious, like little jelly beans.

HOMELAAAND!
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No. 674881 ID: 46df9e

Homeland defense, let's make some home movies. Out of curiosity what was included in the kits we aren't allowed to choose?
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No. 674885 ID: e114bc

Blue, blue...
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No. 674887 ID: 149da0

>>674873
Blue
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No. 674888 ID: b6eb03

Obviously police, come on.
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No. 674889 ID: 0fc976

Homeland defense, baby!

Thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yQJGQYLCM
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No. 674894 ID: a79844

Homeland defense, orange is your colour.
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No. 674906 ID: a5478c

nothing beats orange
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No. 674907 ID: 2ccbb3

Homeland Defense, that security camera can be used to look around corners!
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No. 674925 ID: 0ed6e9

got to love the shotgun

HOMELAND!
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No. 674948 ID: defceb
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674948

“I’ll take the Homeland Defense. Orange is more my color.”

“Ohhh, fierce, FIERCE! You look like a tiger!”

“And those jelly beans on your head look tasty”

“hahahhAHHAHAHAHHAhAHwhuAuhwhaHAHHAAHHAhahaahaHAH”
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No. 674949 ID: defceb
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674949

“Calm down, Bucky

“They said I look tasty! Don’t I look delicious?” Drool pours out of their open maw. Wasn’t that a mask…?

“We’re here.”

“Leave it to Becky to ruin all my fun. This is your first run kid, and it’s a solo show! It’s a 3-story building and the game isn’t over until you’ve cleared it from TOP to BOTTOM. Even the basement floors! We’ll be on your radio the whole time if you need help.”

“The talking kind, not the shooting kind.”

“So what’s your big plan?”
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No. 674950 ID: e114bc

>>674949
Gonna need info on the layout of the building to get a plan going. How many targets? Where are the exits? Stairwells?
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No. 674952 ID: 0fc976

Burn it all down!
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No. 674958 ID: f0e552

>>674949
Who says we need to FIGHT? cant we offer MERCY and just take all their money the ned kelly way?
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No. 674979 ID: 46df9e

Tell them your heads a bit fuzzy right now, so could they do you a solid and remind you what it is you're supposed to be doing here. Also look at the claws digging into the chair unless that's also part of the mask this is probably one of the hallucinations, and as you've already been told if you see any hallucinations just go ahead and freak the fuck out.
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No. 674981 ID: 88960e

>>674949
I think I'll just pull the fire alarm. That'll clear the building quick, right?
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No. 674995 ID: 2567f1

Is there a fire escape? Go up that an do the building from the top down. What happens if the police show up?
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No. 675002 ID: f2ea77

Plan? Come on.
Hallucinations? Get a grip.
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No. 675003 ID: 2ccbb3

Nonlethal takedowns until you're spotted. You'll tie them up and lead them outside to be dealt with.
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No. 675012 ID: 39f669

We hook the camera to our collar. Give the viewers at home an eye's eye view.
Kick the door in, use our shootgun as a beatstick when we can, a gunstick when we can't.
Bet you we're in and out in five.
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No. 675043 ID: ad936f

>>675003
>>674981
>>674958
What the [color=#orange]fuck[/color] are you guys thinking? Don't you understand? We need to teach these idiots the true meaning of [color=#orange]violence![/color] Non-lethal is the [color=#orange]pussy[/color] way! We need to prove ourselves to our new peers here as the [color=#orange]crazy motherfucker[/color] we are! Not a single person should be left as anything more than a [color=#orange]mutilated corpse![/color] But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself, we do this systematically, kill them one at a time, ya'know, all stealthy like. No one will know we were there until we've already left every room [color=#orange]covered in blood.[/color]
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No. 675046 ID: b6178d

>>674949

Welcome to fucked up.

Population: You.

Anyway, plan's to go in through a basement floor window, then go up from there, clearing rooms as I go. Want to be thorough, so nothing can get by or come up from behind me.

Also, I hope those claw marks in the car seat are coming out of your hide, not mine.
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No. 675124 ID: 73c49c

starting from the vary bottom and working our way up starting in the basement if we can find a way into that level first. choke holds and knockouts until we get caught, then boom-stick and boom-bat. going to start slow and speed it up as soon as i get seen.
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No. 675150 ID: c75496

go in loud, don't be a pansy. make some noise.
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No. 675228 ID: defceb
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675228

"I think my heads a little fuzzy from the pills..."

"Get a grip!"

"Won't the police come in as soon as there's shooting...?"

"Let us worry about it!"

"I'll uh... I'll start from the top then. Work my way down. Maybe I can hook my camera up to my collar, too. First-person video and all that."

"Ha! Clever! Have fun!"

---

Who the hell builds a fire escape out of a bunch of rusty old ladders these days. This is dumb. And probably unsafe. Noisy as hell, too. What were those pills even supposed to do?

Top floor. Finally. Sounds like there's a person on the other side of this window already.
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No. 675229 ID: defceb
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675229

Tap tap
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No. 675230 ID: defceb
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675230

"Hello?"
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No. 675231 ID: 5ad4a7

Smash his face in with the butt of the shotgun, lean through the window and blast anyone else in sight. Then execute the face-butted guy and start moving.
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No. 675232 ID: fe13c8

pointblank headshot is the only option
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No. 675233 ID: 90f3c0

Bash his head is.
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No. 675236 ID: 2ccbb3

Use the window and SMASH HIS SPINE. This will trap him so that you can perform a nonlethal takedown with multiple places to stash the body.
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No. 675238 ID: defceb
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675238

>Smash his head in

Bam! I land a clean blow to his head!

"Hey Bill what was that noise- WHAT THE FUCK?"

Whoops, must've been another in the room.
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No. 675239 ID: 5ad4a7

>>675238
Shoot 'em!
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No. 675240 ID: 90f3c0

Quickly shoot the other guy. Then jump through the window and get moving before anyone else con determine your exact location
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No. 675246 ID: 2ccbb3

200 points SUCKS, you should go for takedowns on solo targets to earn the full 1000!

Also, I don't think that you should go loud just yet. Hold the other enemy hostage and perform a melee takedown while his hands are up.

Remember, you can throw weapons to stun enemies.
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No. 675250 ID: defceb
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675250

I leap in and pop them. Four shots left, I think. Did people always bleed those bright colors?

My radio pops to life.

"Hey! Hey! I heard that gunshot! Did you die? Are you dead?"

"They couldn't answer if they were dead."

"The last guy said something!"

"I don't count 'uuuhhghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhgh' as something."
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No. 675251 ID: 5ad4a7

>>675250
"Two down."

Listen for incoming hostiles. If nobody's immediately nearby, pop your head into the next room/hallway to see what's what.

We have to continue ambushing people. Ambushing people as they're coming in/out of rooms works fine. Don't be afraid to slam doors into people if you can.
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No. 675252 ID: 35bcdb

I have a very scary suspicion. Ya know in Watchdogs there's that augmented reality shooting game. Imagine that mixed with Manhunt.
What if the pills make us think we're killing what ever the fuck we think we're killing but we're actually killing other dudes like us or just random civies in their own homes?



Naaaa that's probably just the pills talking. Tea bag that guy.
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No. 675255 ID: 73c49c

"Hey! Hey! I heard that gunshot! Did you die? Are you dead?"

so some other people in this building might also have guns, lets keep some rounds for those guys. that way we wont get......outgunned. keep moving and make sure to pick up any other guns we come across.
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No. 675256 ID: 73c49c

>>675252

so, hotline miami?

also "where fine, but two other dudes aren't"
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No. 675257 ID: d76c9e

Keep moving, quick but cautious. Don't lose that combo window.
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No. 675262 ID: 5a25a4

"im BIITCHIIIIIIIIIIIIN', guys!"
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No. 675263 ID: 39f669

>"You okay?"
Yeah, boyee! Just some stiff resistance out the gate is all.

We keep going! Quickly identify if they have any neon-soaked guns to steal, if no, keep going. Can't lose that combo!
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No. 675265 ID: 0ed6e9

>Hey! Hey! I heard that gunshot! Did you die? Are you dead?"
just painting the walls a little. Hell I never knew there were so many colors of blood. One minute there's a guy and the next, BAM, the wall is now a rainbow. It's like a just exploded a leprechaun.

head down and make sure to check your corners. You might not be the only guy with a gun.
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No. 675267 ID: f0e552

>>675250
I think the drugs they gave you are absolutely batshit insane, kill as much as you can before you start to feel emotions which would hinder this activity and black out from the stress.
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No. 675268 ID: ad936f

"I feel more alive than ever, just need to get a grip."
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No. 675270 ID: 09090b

>Did people always bleed those bright colors?
They must be aliens. Tell Mr. Talky-noises there's two aliens down. Also, ask them if they can't do any shooting to draw fire or something.

Set up an ambush for anyone who enters the room to investigate, quick. Also, loot bodies.
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No. 675272 ID: 88960e

>Hey! Hey! I heard that gunshot! Did you die? Are you dead?
Yes.
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No. 675279 ID: 2ccbb3

Remember to steal a fortune from their apartments after you're done neutralizing everyone in the building.

Once again, please try to perform nonlethal takedowns, or at least executions, on solo targets. They should be worth 1000 points and look badass.
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No. 675282 ID: fbc59e

still here, room's clear. I'm okay dear.
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No. 675283 ID: 2a7417

Pretty colors... If this room is clear, peek out the door.
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No. 675284 ID: 9abecb

In the most sarcastic tone you can manage say "No mom, I didn't die yet."
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No. 675477 ID: defceb
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675477

"No Mom, I'm not dead yet." I reply, earning some sweet sassy points. "Just painting the walls."

Bucky laughs into the radio, though it comes across as static mess. Weirdo.

>Can't lose that combo!
Yeah!

>I have a very scary suspicion. Ya know in Watchdogs there's that augmented reality shooting game. Imagine that mixed with Manhunt.
>What if the pills make us think we're killing what ever the fuck we think we're killing but we're actually killing other dudes like us or just random civies in their own homes?
Uh...

>Naaaa that's probably just the pills talking
Y-yeah?

>Don't be afraid to slam doors into people if you can.
YEAH!

I rush over and slam the door open, knocking someone on the other side to the floor. Got them!

...but not their friends.
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No. 675478 ID: 5ad4a7

>>675477
See if you can take out both with one shotgun shot. Then be sure to videotape you beating the shit out of the guy you knocked down.
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No. 675479 ID: 0fc976

Club the right one into the left, slam them both against the wall, then get them with one shotgun blast. Bonk the doorman.
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No. 675482 ID: b12e2c

Shoot one guy, don't even chamber another round before bashing the other guy's head. Then kick in the head of the guy who got door'd.
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No. 675487 ID: 19540d

>>675477
"Help guys there's this crazy guy shooting people!"

Then shoot them.
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No. 675504 ID: 4685e3

Tell them you're here to check the ventilation. Then ventilate them.
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No. 675505 ID: fbc59e

"Yo! Didn't anyone tell you guys this was a range fight not melee!?"
One and two and don't forget the doored guy.
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No. 675511 ID: 73c49c

there standing next to each-other, you are holding a scatter weapon, hit both of them with one shot! then kick the other guys head into the wall.
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No. 675512 ID: 2ccbb3

>>675477
CRAP. Man, it sucks when that happens.

Luckily we got the pause function in this quest, so here's what you need to do:

IF your gun is unloaded, calculate the risk of throwing your gun at one of the twins, proceeding to punch the other one in the face. If you can do all of that with relatively small risk, then you can save on ammo and perform three takedowns in a row!

OTHERWISE, you have a SHOTGUN. Perform a double kill using the bullet spread and then perform a lethal/nonlethal takedown on the stunned guy.
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No. 675515 ID: 39f669

Apply SHOOTGUN to somewhere between the batter boys. Hopefully that should get their arms, leaving you ample time to put your boot through the face of the man on the floor!
Afterwards, take one of their bats, finish them off. Easy peasy.

This is such a fun team-building exercise. I'm glad we found these guys.
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No. 675517 ID: defceb
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675517

"I'm here to check the ventilat-" Whoops I'm dead. My corpse seizes up and blasts one of the two, though.

Pick one!

For God, Queen, and Country
You get a greatsword and knight's tabard!

Once Upon a Time in the West
A pair of revolvers! Comes with six shots in each. Shoot twice as many people! Shoot one person twice as much!
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No. 675518 ID: 5ad4a7

>>675517
For God, Queen, and Country!
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No. 675519 ID: defceb
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675519

>Don't be afraid to slam doors into people if you can.
YEAH!

I rush over and slam the door open, knocking someone on the other side to the floor. Got them!

...but not their friends.
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No. 675520 ID: 19540d

>>675517
Obviously you need to pick the one who killed you. They're the one that deserves to be your successor! (I think that's purple?)

Pick up headset.

"Now I'm dead, Bucky. Also decorating the walls."
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No. 675521 ID: 19540d

>>675519
Do a zelda sword spin and kill em all at once!
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No. 675522 ID: f56624

>>675519
Do the most anime sideslice possible
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No. 675523 ID: 5ad4a7

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
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No. 675525 ID: 0fc976

Slash two, stab the one.
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No. 675528 ID: defceb
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675528

>Do the most anime sideslice possible

Got 'em!
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No. 675529 ID: 19540d

>>675528
Okay now do the thing where you tell them you died.
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No. 675531 ID: 5ad4a7

>>675528
Keep moving! Don't think about where the greatsword came from.
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No. 675533 ID: 2ccbb3

Run to the nearest hallway and slice the ensuing horde as they stupidly run to your position one by one!
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No. 675542 ID: f56624

scream "THERE CAN BE ONLY WAAAAAAAAN!" at the top of your lungs
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No. 675570 ID: 46df9e

Oh, you knocked the guy on the floors head clean off. Take it with you. Next guy you see; you throw it at him and shout 'catch.' Then while he's fumbling with it you take him out.
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No. 675939 ID: defceb
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675939

>Keep moving! Don't think about where the greatsword came from.
OKAY! Not thinking about it!

>Oh, you knocked the guy on the floors head clean off. Take it with you.
Gross. I take it.

>Run to the nearest hallway and slice the ensuing horde as they stupidly run to your position one by one!
>scream "THERE CAN BE ONLY WAAAAAAAAN!" at the top of your lungs
I charge down the hallway shouting “THERE CAN BE ONLY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!”

….nobody else shows up. Lame. Looks like there’s a fire escape plan to show me a map of the floor, though. The room next to me is blasting loud techno music. Loud enough to cover the sound of the shotgun blast? Ha, that’d be unrealistic. I add a few notes to it anyway.

>Okay now do the thing where you tell them you died.

I go back onto the radio. “Hey I think I died.”

“You don’t sound dead. I think that means it’s wo-”

Becky cuts in. “You’re probably just tripping out. Don’t think about it too much.”

“Yeah what she said.”
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No. 675940 ID: 5ad4a7

>>675939
Go sneak up on whoever's in that room with the loud music. Try for a stylish kill.
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No. 675941 ID: defceb
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675941

I try to sneak up on whoever is in the music room.

Oh.

That is a house party full of people.
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No. 675942 ID: 0ed6e9

sneak back out and start a fire near all the exits. That should get them all without putting to much risk on yourself.
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No. 675948 ID: b12e2c

Jam the door shut somehow, we'll come back to this when we find a can of gasoline or something.
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No. 675950 ID: b12e2c

>>675939
Also, what shotgun?
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No. 675952 ID: 284bd4

You've got a radio, don't you? Call mom.
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No. 675953 ID: f0e552

>>675941
fucking shoot everyone
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No. 675956 ID: 2ccbb3

Screw your combo for now.

Go into stealth mode and find a way to place and detonate explosives on the dance floor.
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No. 675957 ID: 75404d

Dammit we need grenades! If DH has taught me anything it's that grenades can solve any problem
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No. 675961 ID: fbc59e

Hrm. Tempting as it is to go ham we're gonna need to play this smart.
Good news is music obscures your noise, so maybe you can sneak around to turn off the lights, and then your righteous purge can begin!
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No. 675962 ID: 99153e

I think it's time for a SPIN TO WIN!
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No. 675966 ID: 848cec

:(
maybe come back to it later
or join the party? take a short break to dance.
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No. 675967 ID: 4d6dfa

Bar the door with the sword. We'll bring the house down on our way out.
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No. 675972 ID: ad936f

>>675967
Don't use the sword, we need that to murder people.
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No. 675973 ID: 5b5272

Do you recognize the song? Anyways, look around the room for anything. Fire escapes, weapons, any advantages or weaknesses.
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No. 675976 ID: 46df9e

Swap masks with the disembodied head you're currently carrying around and infiltrate the party.
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No. 676019 ID: 59ae77

>>675941
Walk in, pretend you're part of the party.

Then when you reach the middle of the room flip the fuck out with the sword.
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No. 676133 ID: cab7d6

Clear the rest of the hallways with your sword. There's nothing in the rules that says you can't take the fallen's masks, right?
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No. 676354 ID: defceb
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676354

>What shotgun?
The shotgun I used to-

...hm.
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No. 676355 ID: defceb
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676355

You know what, I won’t even bother thinking about it. I push a couch in the way of this door, trapping all the partying people inside.

So! How about that other room?
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No. 676363 ID: 5ad4a7

>>676355
Yep. It's not loud so listen at that door instead. Get an indication of where people are there.
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No. 676364 ID: 5ad4a7

Actually nevermind just charge in there. If you die then we get to redo the situation with a more appropriate weapon.
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No. 676406 ID: fbc59e

Check it, and maybe radio in there's a room that you blocked off. Depends on if you guys are doing this for fun or something like getting paid to clear it out.
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No. 676408 ID: d4cfd6

>>676355
Now that everyone is trapped, we need to start a fire or something in there.
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No. 676419 ID: 2ccbb3

Use the fire escape to get in.
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No. 676424 ID: e9b53e

Tell the radio you lost your shotgun, is that okay?

Attack through the fire escape entrance.
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No. 676466 ID: defceb
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676466

"uhhhggg, this is boring. Why are we even stuck in here, again?"
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No. 676467 ID: defceb
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676467

"Boss said one of those masked psychos is gonna pass through this building and we gotta pop 'em when they do. Simple as that."
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No. 676468 ID: defceb
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676468

"This is silly. They're probably not even going to go into this room. We're wasting our time."
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No. 676469 ID: 5ad4a7

Slice through two with your first swing then hilt-slam the last one.

Don't hit the mounted machine gun. Use that to kill everyone in the party.
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No. 676471 ID: 46df9e

The mounted machine gun isn't much of an immediate threat since it would take them time to turn it around. Does the one on your left have a shotgun? I think that may be the first priority.
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No. 676473 ID: 025c2a

Swing from the guy with the shotgun, through the middle guy, to the assistant machine gunner. Use the machine gun and shoot through the wall with the party on the other side.
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No. 676474 ID: d4cfd6

>>676468
Try to take out all 3 in one slash.
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No. 676499 ID: 2ccbb3

>>676474
Yeah, this. If you miss any of them you can perform a takedown, but right now all three are unaware, not stunned.
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No. 676507 ID: ad936f

Stab the shotgun guy first, and the guy next to the machine gunner second or third depending on if he's armed.
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No. 676508 ID: 0fc976

Shishkebab 'em!
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No. 676509 ID: 73c49c

swing at neck level, take there heads off.
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No. 676546 ID: 39f669

T-t-t-tripple kill.
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No. 676643 ID: cedab7

Taunt kill x3 Killstreak
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No. 676750 ID: defceb
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676750

"Hey nerds." I taunt. The three whip around into my blow, knocking their heads off in a neat row- fuck I missed one. They're screaming their head off now.
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No. 676751 ID: f56624

>>676750
tackle him, extract info
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No. 676754 ID: 2ccbb3

Perform non-lethal takedown, tie him up, and THEN interrogate.

Get the machine gun.
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No. 676757 ID: defceb
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676757

I tackle the survivor to the ground and he’s got

a fucking

knife

fuck that hurts


Select one!

The Candy Man
You get a bag full of assorted grenades and candy bars!

Mmph! Mmph mmph mmph!
A flamethrower and a gas mask!
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No. 676758 ID: f56624

OH BOY, FLAMETHROWER
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No. 676759 ID: defceb
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676759

"Hey nerds- wait, where'd they go?" I taunt?

"Hey! Hey I'm not dead yet! You uh... wouldn't happen to know how to treat a stab wound, by the way?"
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No. 676760 ID: 5ad4a7

>>676759
Radio in that you appear to be meeting your own clone because you didn't quite die before respawning?

How did this happen.
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No. 676761 ID: f56624

"Staunch the bleeding? Shit, are we 2p now? sick."
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No. 676762 ID: 799984

Cauterize it.
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No. 676763 ID: 5ad4a7

Wait where's the guy you tackled? Grab shotgun, make sure he's dead.
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No. 676764 ID: b6eb03

The knife is still stuck in there right? Don't remove it, it'll make it bleed more. Bandage the surrounding area and then get immediate help.

Or keep cutting people with the knife in you.
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No. 676765 ID: 73c49c

>>676762
that will cause a right risk of infection.

keep applying pressure and make some bandages. try not to run around tell the bleeding stops
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No. 676766 ID: defceb
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676766

>Wait where's the guy you tackled?
Looks like other me has got them in a choke-hold.

I bandage the wound and tell them to keep some pressure on it while I radio this in.

“Hey so I kind of died but didn’t and now I’m hanging out with myself.”

“Oh snap that means you unlocked…”
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No. 676767 ID: defceb
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676767

“CO-OP MODE.”

“Hey I’m in the lead!”

“No fair, I just got here.”

Git gud, scrub.”
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No. 676771 ID: 5ad4a7

>>676767
Well that score is going to seem pretty small after Orange barbecues the party room.
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No. 676774 ID: ad936f

>>676771
Let's go in the other rooms first.
What rings you got bitch?
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No. 676787 ID: 88960e

>git gud
Don't tempt me into teamkilling.

Remove mask, kiss your sexy self (mmmm, grape) and then let's go kill everyone.
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No. 676791 ID: cedab7

touch fluffy tail

LAST ONE TO THE PARTY'S A ROTTEN EGG! p1 grab machine gun! p2 keep Flammenwerfer!
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No. 676795 ID: 2ccbb3

>>676774
Yeah, don't worry about backstabbing, you still win if one of you wins.

Go to the next few rooms, look for something to combine with the flamethrower for an explosion. Look for a leader to assassinate.
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No. 676797 ID: e38635

>>676774
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No. 676816 ID: 352351

>>676767
quest: devolve into copius furry butt-touching
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No. 676887 ID: 2a7417

Then you need to get burninating, player 2! Time to turn that RAVE into a GRAVE!
Player 1, try readjusting your mask. It's still a mask, right?
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No. 676919 ID: a107fd

Player one, take the machine gun back out to the hallway and aim it at the barricaded door. Player two, circle around and werf some flammen at the house party's other entrance, driving panicked crowd into killzone.
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No. 676974 ID: f0e552

>>676767
That pyro is a woman, calling it.
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No. 677081 ID: e2e5b3

>>676919
This
>>676791

>>676816
Then make love to your own clone
>>676974
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No. 677556 ID: defceb
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677556

>quest: devolve into copius furry butt-touching
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No. 677559 ID: defceb
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677559

"Last one to the party is a rotten egg!" I shout and blitz out the room before other-me can respond.

Once down the hall I shove the couch out of the way and prep myself to barge in.

Here we go. Three, two-
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No. 677560 ID: defceb
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677560

Other-me cuts in with the machine gun, shooting through the wall.

Those should be my points!
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No. 677561 ID: 5ad4a7

Fuck it. Just flame anyone who tries to come through that door.
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No. 677563 ID: 025c3c

>>677560
Shout "killstealer!" and then kick the door down and hose the room down with fire. Other-you probably didn't kill everyone, since he's firing blind.
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No. 677564 ID: ed3883

Kick in the door and start throwing flame.
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No. 677579 ID: 2ccbb3

Flank to the back and get ready to burn the survivors.
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No. 677914 ID: 3ab69d

New idea: skip the rest of the floors and burn the place down!
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No. 677955 ID: f3ac81

>>677914
But how will that entertain whomever it is we're recording the video for?
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No. 678130 ID: defceb
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678130

Yeah, fuck it. I kick open the door. One of those weirdos with a mask is chilling on the other side. "Hey, dude, what are you doing-"

I interrupt with a polite scorch.
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No. 678131 ID: defceb
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678131

Then I let loose with the flamethrower! Not to be outdone by my other half, I paint over the surviving party guests with a curtain of flames. Somewhere between the music, the flames, the gunfire, and the screams I think... I think I'm actually enjoying this! HA! BURN! BURN BURN BUR- I don't think I have any means to stop the fire.

Uh.

The fire spreads rapidly throughout the room. Anybody who isn't already shot or burned to a crisp quickly catches fire as well.

If I don't get a move on, it'll probably catch me, too.
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No. 678132 ID: 5ad4a7

>>678131
It's ok fire likes to travel upwards, not downwards.

Time to go down a floor! let your partner know.
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No. 678134 ID: 2ccbb3

Yeah, use the fire escape and get to ground floor. Burn anyone who tries to leave while your partner takes the LMG and opens fire on the remainder at the basement.
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No. 678149 ID: 0fc976

What, you didn't pack fireproof clothing?
Oh well, move on and spread the joy to other rooms!
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No. 678152 ID: e53226

>>678134
This but instead just seat entire building on fire and get all the points
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
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No. 678162 ID: 5ad4a7

We can't burn the place down yet, we have a basement to clear.
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No. 678186 ID: fbc59e

Time to get out!
Warn Purple if it's convienent, otherwise, head on down to floor two and continue the purge.
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No. 678268 ID: 3ab69d

skip to floor one, burn the place down

you will get a multi-kill out of this world
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No. 678363 ID: defceb
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678363

I grab purple and shimmy down the fire escape.

“Who even builds ladders for fire escapes these days?”

“People who don’t want anyone to escape a fire?”

“Well it’s working. I’m still in the lead, by the way.”

“Screw you, how’d you even get 50 points?”

“Kill assist, nerd.”

Damn, other me is an asshole.
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No. 678364 ID: defceb
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678364

Once we hit the ground we spot Bucky smoking on the curb. “Hey wonder twins!” He shouts between smoky giggles. “If it isn’t the crusader and- shit, you got a flamethrower? I never get that!”

“The proper term is flammenwerfer. I’m gonna werf some flammen all over this building and let it collapse on everyone.”

“I think that’s cheating. There might be plot or something on those floors.”

“Think of the kill combo, though.”

Bucky takes a long drag of whatever he’s smoking. “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you’re right.”
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No. 678366 ID: 025c3c

Purple-you gets to guard the exits while you're burning the place down. Cut down anyone trying to escape.
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No. 678368 ID: 0f09f1

Hug each other for a job well done!
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No. 678369 ID: 39f669

Check the gamefaqs to see if there's any people of interest in this building. Of not, yeah, just bring it on down.
Wait how are we going to light a brick building on fire
Uh
Dont think about that thought
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No. 678370 ID: 90f3c0

Orange is about to get all of the kills, there's no way you will be able to catch up to his score if he succeeds. Purple, once the fire is set engage PVP mode, eliminate the competition.
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No. 678371 ID: 5ad4a7

>>678364
Dude cmon let's find the plot or something.
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No. 678387 ID: 0fc976

Plot? Ah, you guys can just shoehorn that into the next building we clear, can't ya?

>>678369
The interior is full of flammable materials. Ignite it from the bottom up, and there'll be no escape. Except for the one we just used, I guess.
We need to get to the basement or find the fuel supply for the heating system from the outside.
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No. 678392 ID: ad936f

The plot is that I'm plotting to burn down this building.
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No. 678428 ID: 972729

Alright fine, we'll go in the first floor and try and keep ahead of the flames. Purple needs to be patched up, though.
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No. 678546 ID: 3ab69d

>step 1: complete mission

>step 2: contemplate selfcest

>step 3: profit
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No. 678570 ID: ad936f

>>678546
You misspelled commit.
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No. 678615 ID: 5bdf0c

>>678570
Didn't say commit.
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No. 678630 ID: ad936f

>>678615
Yes you did, you spelled it "contemplate".

I'm sorry if you aren't a native English speaker, that was a joke.
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No. 678684 ID: 5e05aa

>>678630

I am a native English speaker. I did mean contemplate, not commit. I seriously thought you just wrong that read. : /
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No. 678687 ID: 22fdbd

>>678684
The joke my friend, you're not quite getting it.
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No. 678732 ID: 7990f0

Plot? You think we are running around killing these masky guys we don't know anything about for plot?

>>678615
"You misspelled (other word entirely)" is a joke/meme meaning that the responder disagrees with your statement and would have instead said it with the other word.
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No. 678735 ID: 2a7417

>>678684
>>678732
Joke killed
+200 points!
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No. 678768 ID: 22fdbd

>>678732
It's like if Someone says "Dudes check out my giant penis!" you can say "You misspelled tiny" or "you misspelled vagina"
also see FTFY
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No. 679455 ID: 3ab69d

I now have 200 points after killing the joke.
Today was a productive day.
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No. 679475 ID: defceb
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679475

“The plot is that I’m plotting to burn down this building.” I proceed to march around the building shooting fire into every window I can find. Once I’m satisfied the first floor is done, I bust open one of the basement windows and burn that, too. Now I just need to relax and let the tidal wave of points wash over me.
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No. 679476 ID: defceb
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679476

“He’s going to get all the points.”

“I know.”

“Probably make leaderboard.”

I know.

“You could PVP to even the odds.”
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No. 679477 ID: 88960e

>PvP
It's tempting, but but burning everyone to death is just too cool to mess up.

Also, orange you saved you when he could have let you knife die. That earns him one free not being stabbed in the back.

...maybe you can cut passing cars out of the road with your sword to compete. Or you can intercept and murder the fire department en route. You always wanted to drive one of those trucks.
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No. 679478 ID: f2461f

Let him win this one, besides an friend like that could become useful.
Also are not curious how high the kill combo goes?
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No. 679484 ID: 0fc976

Nah man. Bros before KOs.

Also did you see him dancing around that building? He's like fifteen feet tall now bro I ain't fightin' that.
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No. 679493 ID: 0ed6e9

naw, if he's technically you then that means he's cool. Plus he did help you out earlier. Either way you can just kick beat his score next time and with a clone generally just fuck with people when you're not killing them.
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No. 679546 ID: a107fd

Nah, man, I really couldn't. Rules of the cosmos: Paper beats rock, scissors beat paper, flamethrower beats sword.
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No. 679550 ID: ad936f

How could you ever murder your self/best friend/lover?
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No. 679555 ID: 2ccbb3

Personally, I'm curious as to what happens when he overloads the score meter...

Let him live, see what happens.
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No. 679568 ID: 4a0383

is that really the attitude you want to instill in new recruits
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No. 679570 ID: 46df9e

Nah I wanna see how the system screws him over for trying to take advantage of it. He can't be the first person to try this kind of thing, and if the whole point is to entertain people this kinda thing probably has a harsh penalty.
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No. 679932 ID: defceb
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679932

"Naw, I think this time I'll just let the little pyro have it.
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No. 679933 ID: defceb
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679933

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No. 679934 ID: defceb
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679934

New high scores! Input names: _________
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No. 679937 ID: 2ccbb3

>>679933
Told ya.

>>679934
P1: Squireblade (SqBld)
P2: Fu---
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No. 679941 ID: 39f669

>>679934
1: Dong
2: 9999
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No. 679943 ID: 0fc976

Highlando and Pyroland.
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No. 679944 ID: 12b273

1)GrapeSoda
2)Burninator9999999999999999999.... (put in as many nines as you can until you max the sting out)
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No. 679948 ID: 5238bb

>>679934
1. "[insert profanity of choice here]"
2. "Pyro'); DROP TABLE Scores;--"
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No. 679957 ID: 7c3d65

1. and all I got was this knife wound
2. but a bitch ain't 1
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No. 679964 ID: b2192d

1. dongs
2. jubblywubblies
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No. 680008 ID: f0e552

>>679948
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No. 680010 ID: 67d5dc

Anyone else really impressed with Bartleby for somehow getting 8,888,888,888?
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No. 680026 ID: 0ed6e9

P1=Church (because Templar)
P2=Diablo (because fire and being next to a holy man [of sorts])

I'm not an original man.
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No. 680029 ID: 7cbb58

Dicer and Brimstone!
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No. 680037 ID: 9306fb

P1)ShitStain the eternal
P2)Hitler did nothing wrong
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No. 680038 ID: dccc95

Timmy AppleCat and Fatty PeachDog
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No. 680141 ID: defceb
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680141

>1. "[insert profanity of choice here]"
>2. "Pyro'); DROP TABLE Scores;--"
“Haha, really funny. Drop the score board. Now I have to get a new one, nerd.”

“Do I get bonus points for killing it?”

“Just get in the car.”
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No. 680142 ID: defceb
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680142

YOU WIN

Clones killed - All of them
Cthulians burned - All of them in the building
Portals to Eldritch Realms Closed - Close enough/3
Necronomicons read - 0 / 1
Buckies killed - 0/1000
Tables Dropped - 1/1
Illuminati Plots Exposed - 0 / 3
Multiplayer - Yes
PVP - Naw
Quarters spent - 75c

RANK: Burning Hyena
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No. 680143 ID: 5ad4a7

>>680142
Where's the MY OWN CLONE achievement?
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No. 680149 ID: bb9a5d

Driving off into the sunrise. Nice quest as always Apollo
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No. 680199 ID: dc7870

>>679934
P1: Moonman
P2: Ben Garrison
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No. 680239 ID: 12b273

>>680142
Make out in the backseat
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