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692093 No. 692093 ID: 15fae4

[Story by Bergeek, art by Bergeek, writing by Bergeek. Co-writing and additional help by Boxdog in small amounts.]
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No. 692094 ID: 15fae4
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692094

Your name, please.
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No. 692095 ID: defceb

Roll your face across the keyboard and get a vaguely legible name.
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No. 692097 ID: 4e932c

>>692094
get the last 3 numbers of this post
search those numbers
get the name of the first vehicle that pops up
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No. 692100 ID: 5dac8e

>>692094
Dwenn
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No. 692101 ID: dbf021

Your name is

q{!u!}p

of course.
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No. 692102 ID: f2461f

Boonday.
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No. 692104 ID: 4e932c

len or art

if you want lenart, but might aswell go with leonard
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No. 692105 ID: 90f3c0

Ragnar
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No. 692107 ID: 4e932c

chara

the true name
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No. 692108 ID: 7ae8e1

I like Len
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No. 692111 ID: 9e8206
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692111

>>692107
Your name is Chara.
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No. 692114 ID: 9e8206
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692114

Greetings, Chara. You are a spirit with no true shape or form. You can communicate with other spirits, however. Your job is to help Dead Eye and his friend Morasmus through whatever happens. Failure is not an option. Good luck.
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No. 692115 ID: 9e8206
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692115

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No. 692116 ID: 4e932c

>>692111
hmmm
chara as in cha-ra?
or as in cah-ra?
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No. 692117 ID: 15fae4

>>692115

go to Luigi's pizza i bet the mission is in there
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No. 692118 ID: 4e932c

>>692115
betcha 3 warheads theres something behind that tree
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No. 692119 ID: f2461f

That tree looks malevolent, slay it and save the town from its terror.
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No. 692121 ID: 9e8206
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692121

Hello there, I'm Morasmus, who are you exactly?
Hi.

>>692117
We are not in possession of any money at the moment. We are on our way to a client's house.
Not in the mood for pizza.

>>692118
>>692119
It is just a tree.
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No. 692122 ID: 4e932c

>>692121
keep walking down the road
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No. 692123 ID: dbf021

So... situation report. What's are you doing right now?
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No. 692127 ID: fe4eff

go to Mick's Bar, He probably has some good prices and some clues for where to go
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No. 692128 ID: f2461f

That's just what it wants you to think. But I guess you could worry about that later.
Anyway you're heading to see a client, any idea what this client will ask you to do for them?
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No. 692130 ID: 9e8206
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692130

>>692122
Alright.

>>692123
Heading to client's house. Said her ghost problem was bad.
I think I need to explain, I am the spirit of his eye, I help him see ghosts, together, we are ghost exterminators.

>>692127
Can't go there. I'll get kicked out again.
Good. You are not in a fit age to drink young man.
...You still have not told us your name, though.
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No. 692131 ID: 2ccbb3

So what do you use to exorcise ghosts?

Do you have the ability to capture ghosts?

When did all of this start?
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No. 692134 ID: fe4eff

go home and just call the ghost busters.
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No. 692135 ID: fe4eff

Stop fuckin' around and just get a taxi to go to your client's house. you dont want to keep them waiting.
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No. 692136 ID: 5dac8e

>>692135
>We are not in possession of any money at the moment.

Looks like we've got a walk ahead of us. Story time? How you lost your eye or why you got kicked out of Mick's would be neat.
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No. 692137 ID: 4e932c

>>692130
go for the client kiddo
get some cash to then g̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶p̶i̶z̶z̶e̶r̶ do something productive
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No. 692142 ID: 9e8206
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692142

>>692134
That's just a movie. Besides, the only operate in NYC.

>>692136
Don't like talking about my eye. Mick's a bar where grownups drink a bunch of alcohol and women get naked for money, in other words, only for adults.

>>692137
Maybe later.

>>692131
Behold...
The Mighty Ghost Hunting Bat! Courtesy of my friends from other dimensions.

Can we just hurry to our client?
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No. 692143 ID: 5ad4a7

>>692142
You want a name? "Chara". That's me.
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No. 692144 ID: fe4eff

Get to yer damn client already. I bet theyre batshit afraid of whatever is possessing their house (or whatever ghosts do)
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No. 692146 ID: 4e932c

>>692142
initiate bumrush to client
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No. 692158 ID: 9e8206
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692158

Well, here we are.

Are you sure you got the right house? It looks fine to me.

Yes. This is it.

Now what.
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No. 692159 ID: 4e932c

>>692158
inspect lawn furniture
the ghosts COULD be outside
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No. 692160 ID: 4e932c

>>692159
on second thought, is that flowey on the side?
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No. 692162 ID: 9e8206
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692162

>>692159
>>692160
Good idea.
You must mean flower, and yes. It's just a smiling flower ornament.

For some reason I feel a desperate need to kick it over.
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No. 692163 ID: 4e932c

>>692162
but that would mean vandalism
and thats not nice
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No. 692171 ID: 5ad4a7

>>692158
Knock politely.
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No. 692177 ID: 9e8206
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692177

>>692171
Well, here goes nothing.
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No. 692178 ID: 9e8206
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692178

...
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No. 692179 ID: 9e8206
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692179

Guhk!
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No. 692180 ID: 9e8206
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692180

"Oh, hello. You're that kid from the ads right? You sure you can take care of this kind of thing?"
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No. 692186 ID: 3641d4

Darn toot'in we can handle this mister. Tell him to lead the way.
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No. 692208 ID: fe4eff

THE OLD MAN MUST BE A GHOST! ELIMINATE HIM
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No. 692216 ID: 4e932c

>>692180
ask politely if hes a ghost
hes too old to not be in a graveyard
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No. 692273 ID: 5ad4a7

We will eradicate the enemy and become strong.
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No. 692280 ID: 9e8206
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692280

>>692216
>>692208
I ask him if he's a ghost.
"Now just what the hell is that supposed to mean kid? I hired you to eliminate the dead not call me one."

I don't think he's a ghost.
No, he isn't.
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No. 692281 ID: 9e8206
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692281

>>692186
>>692273
Where is the ghost?
"Oh, it's in the room behind me... it's my wife, she passed away not long ago. She's turned this house upside down and back to front ever since she first came here."

Well, now how do we approach it? Burst through the door or enter calmly?
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No. 692298 ID: f2461f

Enter calmly but on guard.
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No. 692300 ID: 15a025

Just open the door and do your business.
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No. 692304 ID: 2ccbb3

Ask the client some basic questions about his wife. You'll need an advantage if you want to catch her off-guard.

1. What's the 8!+(# like?
2. Where does she usually float? Does she move often?
3. Is she irritable or will she wait for the first strike?
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No. 692307 ID: 9e8206
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692307

>>692304
That isn't very nice, but I guess we need the information.

"This is my dead wife we're talking about you know that right? ...She had glasses and a small bun when she was alive."
"I don't know. She's usually knocking things over or throwing them at me."
"She seems to attack whenever she wants."

Alright, I think that's enough information. Let's move.
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No. 692308 ID: 9e8206
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692308

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No. 692309 ID: 9e8206
File 145230342095.png - (13.27KB , 800x600 , Scarfs.png )
692309

Alright, that should be her. There's some scarfs on the floor... she seems to be knitting one right now.

Action?
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No. 692314 ID: 15fae4

>>692309

Winnie the Pooh Homerun Derby her straight back to ghost hell
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No. 692319 ID: 2ccbb3

She's fixated on the concept of knitting. Sneak up and bash her brains out.
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No. 692336 ID: 4e932c

>>692309
approach her slowly, but remember to stay on guard
then proceed to talk with her
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No. 692357 ID: 4e932c

>>692309
you could also ask the client what he wants
he might not want that you make a hole on her back head
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No. 692405 ID: 5ad4a7

>>692309
Careful, she's probably gonna throw that chair at you. Attack quickly while she's potentially distracted by her knitting. Why's that scarf red? Did she make that?
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No. 692512 ID: fe4eff

grab the chair, smash it so the chair dies and makes a ghost chair, and smash the ghost chair over the ghost granny's head
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No. 692552 ID: 5dac8e

>>692357
>"I hired you to eliminate the dead not call me one."

Let's commence the eliminatin'. Are you normally the subtle type or more of a berserker?
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No. 692564 ID: 9e8206
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692564

>>692357
I'm pretty sure he wants her gone.
>>692552
I'm not sure.

I slowly close the door, she doesn't seem to have noticed me.
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No. 692565 ID: 9e8206
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692565

>>692314
>>692319
>>692405
Good idea.
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No. 692567 ID: 9e8206
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692567

Oh.
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No. 692568 ID: 9e8206
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692568

Oh crap.
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No. 692569 ID: 15fae4

Access the combat menu what are your powers
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No. 692571 ID: 2ccbb3

Wait, is that a wool smile-mask?

Morasmus, get somewhere covert and scan the room for battle details. Dead-eye, use a feint.
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No. 692590 ID: fbc59e

Hrm.
Okay, claws and teeth. She's melee like you are, it seems. Nothing suggests long range abilities...I think you could get away with just going for the first swing and bumrushing her, even if she doesn't go down on the first hit...
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No. 692593 ID: 15a025

Bludgeon this spooky granny with that bat already.
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No. 692633 ID: 9e8206
File 145240903515.png - (14.74KB , 800x600 , FightorFlight.png )
692633

I get ready to swing.
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No. 692634 ID: 9e8206
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692634

Whack!

Alright she's wounded! Step back or strike again?
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No. 692636 ID: 15a025

Go for that home run man!
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No. 692642 ID: 2ccbb3

Don't let her attack! Bash her to the ground while she's too dizzy to remember what ghosts can do when they hit walls! Continue hitting until she stops twitching!
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No. 692672 ID: fbc59e

No reason to let up, keep striking!
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No. 692678 ID: d9d287

Is there any possible reason to wait? If you can't remember one quickly just bash granny's spectral skull into ectoplasmic sludge!
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No. 692709 ID: 4e932c

>>692634
keep bashin'
dont let that bitch get a chance
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No. 692744 ID: 9e8206
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692744

I swing once more. I think I got her.
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No. 692745 ID: 9e8206
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692745

Poot!
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No. 692746 ID: 9e8206
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692746

Well, that was easier than normal.
Now what?
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No. 692749 ID: a200a1

>>692746
Report back to your client?
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No. 692762 ID: 5dac8e

>>692746
Do you just... leave that ghost husk lookin' deal there? I'm guessing it's safe and worthless if so, but huh.
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No. 692791 ID: 15a025

obtain ghost scarf.
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No. 692807 ID: 5ad4a7

>>692746
Investigate shiny red scarf.
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No. 692850 ID: 2ccbb3

Too bad that scarf isn't badass design. Alright, whack the expired ghost a few more times just to be sure, and then let your client in. He sees what's left of his wraithwife, you get paid. Simple.
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No. 692920 ID: 4e932c

>>692746
give that scarf to the old man
scarf<<<<<<<money
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No. 692945 ID: 9e8206
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692945

>>692807
>>692791
It looks okay. Should I take it?
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No. 692986 ID: 2ccbb3

Nah, this one seems unfinished. Any enchantments it has may go haywire.

Plus, it's a @#$%ing Dr. Seuss hatscarf. Would you literally be caught dead in a Dr. Seuss hatscarf?

... Probably not because the blood would bleach the stripes. ZING!

Just give it to the client as a keepsake, get paid for your hard work.
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No. 692988 ID: 2042be

>>692945
Yo you kill that ghost dead?
Personally I would take nothing of note from the room and leave it up to her husband to figure out what to do with any objects left behind.
Besides, you were hired as a ghost hunter not a cleaner
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No. 692992 ID: cd90cb

Don't take the scarf it's not yours.
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No. 693006 ID: 5dac8e

>>692945
I cannot think of a single reason to not take the SWEET GHOST SCARF. This is the single best idea.
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No. 693073 ID: 5ad4a7

>>692945
"It looks okay."? Can't you give a better description?
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No. 693152 ID: 8da3cb
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693152

>>692992
>>692988
>>692986
Fine, I won't take it then.

I usually take the thing to the client and see if they want it.

"Oh... uh, I mean I guess, is it dangerous?"

I tell him it's not.

"Well, yes then, I guess."

I ask him about my pay.

"Oh, right."
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No. 693153 ID: 8da3cb
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693153

Well, 500 dollars, what to spend it on?
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No. 693154 ID: 15fae4

>>693153

like a fucking shitload of weed
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No. 693159 ID: 39f669

Bedazzle your bat.
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No. 693163 ID: 3641d4

Go buy some new video games with that shit yo.
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No. 693164 ID: 5ad4a7

Chocolate.
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No. 693165 ID: 8da3cb
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693165

>>693154
He is not doing that. Marijuana is a bad thing for him at this age.
I don't even like it, my friend Cam smokes it a lot though.

>>693159
It's fine the way it is.

>>693163
My Super Nintendo has all the games I want.

>>693164
I am allergic.
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No. 693166 ID: 8da3cb
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693166

...

Luigi's pizza place is just crossing the street.
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No. 693177 ID: f4d940

Well, then. Up for some pizza?
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No. 693183 ID: 5dac8e

>>693166
Celebratory pizza after any life event is an ancient tradition that you'd be remiss to miss out on.
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No. 693184 ID: 2ccbb3

Pizza is expensive. Go to the supermarket and buy yourself a week's worth of groceries.

How much do you need for rent? Do you have a bank account?
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No. 693185 ID: 4a3470

Look both ways, don't you know the rules of crossing streets?
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No. 693266 ID: 8da3cb
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693266

>>693184
I'm 14, I live with my parents.

>>693177
Now that I think about it, I do like pizza a lot.

Each slice is like 10 dollars, should I?
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No. 693280 ID: 5dac8e

>>693266
Pizza is mandatory.

>filenames
Keep going, mate.
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No. 693282 ID: 15fae4

>>693266

jesus christ what year is it

where do you live

that's some expensive pizza
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No. 693290 ID: 8da3cb
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693290

>>693280

>>693282
It's a big slice and it's pretty good pizza too.
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No. 693292 ID: 8da3cb
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693292

You know Chara.

I think we'll make a good team.
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No. 693294 ID: 5ad4a7

>>693292
Right. You are a great partner.
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No. 693304 ID: fa8f9d

Welp
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No. 693353 ID: 4e932c

>>693292
hold the fuck up
10 fucking dollars for a SLICE
i can buy 2 whole hot'n'readys with that
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No. 693704 ID: fe4eff

IT NORMALLY COSTS LIKE 12 BUCKS FOR A PIZZA PLUS TOPPINGS. MY FRIEND, YOU GOT SCAMMED.
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