[Burichan] [Futaba] [Nice] [Pony]  -  [WT]  [Home] [Manage]
[Catalog View] :: [Graveyard] :: [Rules] :: [Quests] :: [Discussions] :: [Wiki]

[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Posting mode: Reply
Name (optional)
Email (optional, will be displayed)
Subject    (optional, usually best left blank)
Message
File []
Password  (for deleting posts, automatically generated)
  • How to format text
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG, SWF
  • Maximum file size allowed is 10000 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.

File 145231416198.png - (5.86KB , 500x500 , 1-0.png )
692327 No. 692327 ID: 3a9db6

Come on, come on...
936 posts omitted. Last 50 shown. Expand all images
>>
No. 696752 ID: 3a9db6
File 145361693880.png - (6.80KB , 500x500 , 1-195.png )
696752

You try not to laugh.

You: “Bonjour!”
>>
No. 696760 ID: 1ef89f

apologize for startling her. tell her you like her moves.
>>
No. 696761 ID: 4a684e

Join in on the dancing, ask if she'll teach you!
>>
No. 696762 ID: 5ad4a7

Avoid lying outrageously. Ask if she ever thought about taking lessons.
>>
No. 696763 ID: c22069

Ask her if she needs a "dance partner", because you can show her some "moves"!
>>
No. 696765 ID: bb6515

Remember, you still don't speak french. If you want to compliment her moves and can't find the words, try clapping. If you want to join her, try doing a little bow and offering your hand.
>>
No. 696766 ID: 799984

Magnifique!
>>
No. 696777 ID: 3a9db6
File 145362747713.png - (7.57KB , 500x500 , 1-196.png )
696777

You clap and smile. Rachel storms over to you.

Rachel: “You going to weff at me? Dat it? Go ‘head, weff!”

You summon what little discipline you have to avoid laughing, and offer your hand.

You: “I’m not going to laugh, but I might dance with you.”

For a moment, Rachel isn’t sure how to respond.
>>
No. 696778 ID: 3a9db6
File 145362749419.png - (5.50KB , 500x500 , 1-197.png )
696778

To your great surprise, she takes it.
>>
No. 696779 ID: c3110b

>>696778
Show her your moves
>>
No. 696780 ID: 514581

Considering she's like twice your mass and it looks like mostly muscle, I hope you do know how to dance, boy.
>>
No. 696781 ID: f0e552

>>696778
Can you waltz?
>>
No. 696783 ID: f56aab

That's it! Interpretive dance will surely cross the language barrier. Woo her with all your skill.
>>
No. 696786 ID: f56aab

>>696778
You know I only just noticed. In silhouette out ears look a bit like horns. Between that and the toothy grin we've got I am feeling a deal with the devil vibe from this image.
>>
No. 696787 ID: 5ea852

>>696783
I think that's obvious since Chuck is a silver-tongued devil who wants to drive all these townswomen to sin.
>>
No. 696789 ID: fa8f9d

Awwww yeeeee. Chuck just do the dance you know best, God knows we can't help you here.
>>
No. 696798 ID: 3a9db6
File 145366305260.png - (11.75KB , 500x500 , 1-198.png )
696798

You dance with Rachel. She gets frustrated when you try to talk to her, but she takes to dancing happily. She handles a little rougher than you’re used to, but for her size, she’s actually not half bad.There isn’t any music, but the scuffs of both of your shoes against the pavement provides enough rhythm.

When you finish, Rachel giggles. Her voice is a husky alto, and she does not exactly ooze femininity, but it still manages to be a little bit charming.
>>
No. 696799 ID: 3a9db6
File 145366306195.png - (50.96KB , 500x500 , 1-199.png )
696799

>>
No. 696801 ID: fa8f9d

This gives me an idea... When we see Ramona again we should suggest a karaoke competition. This will maybe rake in people to come to the inn AND everyone gets to have a swell time.
>>
No. 696802 ID: f56aab

>>696801
I think it may be a good idea on focusing on the quest where we improve Plath house's cooking before we try attracting guests who may not be willing to hide how bad it is.

For now let's give her a fond farewell, there has to be some in the early parts of the book you picked up, and then we can go back and see about Lorraine.
>>
No. 696811 ID: 5ad4a7

Alright, time to bring up the tools. Ask if she knows where you can get some.
>>
No. 696815 ID: 3a9db6
File 145367345525.png - (6.16KB , 500x500 , 1-200.png )
696815

You have never failed to communicate in the world’s most universal language: pelvic thrusting. You’re not really ready to start speaking French yet, though.

You: “That was a lot of fun. Did you have fun?”

Rachel: “Wi. Yes… they make fun of me to dance because I am… er, do you say big?”

Rachel: “Do not tell a word about this.”

You: “My lips are sealed.”

She looks at you, her mouth hanging open a bit.

You: “Meaning I won’t tell anyone. See, shut. Mouth closed.”

Rachel: “Yes. Thank you… thank you… eu… about not laughin-guh.”

You: “Oh, I wanted to ask: do you have any bolt cutters that I could use?”

Rachel: “Bult coot-air? Ssssorry, I don’t know what is…”
>>
No. 696819 ID: f6442a

You know, for when you have a lock, but, er, "lost" the key, so you need to, ah, snip-snip?
>>
No. 696821 ID: bb78f2

Something that can cut chains. Or fences.
Cut thick metal.

You from this town, or passing through?
>>
No. 696824 ID: 3a9db6
File 145367648186.png - (9.59KB , 500x500 , 1-201.png )
696824

You make various attempts to describe and mime the tool that you are looking for.

You: “You know… to cut a chain? Or a fence?”

Rachel: “Ah… oh… coupe-boulons… eh… yes. No, no. You can’t have those. Why?”
>>
No. 696828 ID: f56aab

You know cutting the chain is probably a bad idea anyway. People might notice when the chain closing the gate is shut. What I think we may need is just a really thick rug to throw over the fence to cover the barbed wire. That way we can just climb the fence, and no evidence will be left that someone got past the fence.
>>
No. 696829 ID: fa9b55

>>696824
Perhaps we should actually go to the warehouse itself and look around. Maybe there are ways in that you'll be able to see that the innocent, uninterested locals wouldn't think of.
>>
No. 696830 ID: 514581

Say you found a really old safe and you were curious about what's inside. But you haven't even asked the owner if you could, it was just a thought for the chance she'd say yes. No point bothering to ask her if there'd be no way to open it.
>>
No. 696833 ID: 5ad4a7

how the heck would you use bolt cutters on a safe

>>696824
Tell her you were thinking about sneaking into the abandoned warehouse. Just for fun.
>>
No. 696836 ID: 3a9db6
File 145367885349.png - (6.77KB , 500x500 , 1-202.png )
696836

You: “Well, between you and me, I was thinking about checking out that old warehouse…”

Rachel: “Do you know whose job eet ees to keep people out of de warehouse?”

You: “Uh, who?”

It takes a moment before you realize that you have pulled a Marcie.

You: “Oooh. OH.”
>>
No. 696837 ID: 211d83

Well you know what they say about curiosity and cats right?
>>
No. 696838 ID: 5ad4a7

>>696836
Ask if there's anything even in there anymore.
>>
No. 696841 ID: 3a9db6
File 145368144873.png - (5.93KB , 500x500 , 1-203.png )
696841

You: “Well, is there even anything in there anymore?”

Rachel: “Last I checked… juss a bunch of garb-azh.”
>>
No. 696842 ID: 211d83

Its just everyone was acting like it was some big huge horrible secret. It got me all worked up wanting to know what was going on.

Anyways if you ever need a dance partner again let me know. I had a good time.
>>
No. 696843 ID: 3a9db6
File 145368207558.png - (5.89KB , 500x500 , 1-204.png )
696843

You: “Sorry. Everyone was just acting like it is a huge secret.”

Rachel: “Eh… secret? What do you say…”

You: “A conspiracy? A… oh, never mind.”

Rachel: “Mwe- beh… sorry, I… I’m so zzztupid. I cannot talk.”

You: “No, no. You’re not. You speak better English than I will ever speak French.”

Rachel: “Kreyòl ayisyen… my French is… bad. I’m so ssstupid. Please-”

You: “I had a good time dancing with you. Just tell me if you even want to dance with me again.”

You smile and touch her arm. She pulls away and folds her arms over her chest.

Rachel: “Thank you. Will.”
>>
No. 696844 ID: 5ea852

Yay, a friend!
>>
No. 696848 ID: f56aab

Wish her a lovely evening and return to the Plath house then.
>>
No. 696852 ID: 5ad4a7

Tell her your name already, you rude person.
>>
No. 696855 ID: f0e552

>>696843
It's getting late, do you think we have any time to do something before we have to hit the hay?
>>
No. 696856 ID: 15a025

Ask if she knows any other languages?
>>
No. 696858 ID: b56766

>>696843
Ask what she's packing down there. You've heard ladies of her type have the opposite's parts.

Does she got a dick or not is what I'm saying.
>>
No. 696860 ID: e5e5e0

>>696858

Do not ask this. This is incredibly rude.
>>
No. 696862 ID: 5ea852

>>696858
That's speciest. Only some subspecies of hyena have pseudopenis.
>>
No. 696865 ID: 3a9db6
File 145368813884.png - (6.02KB , 500x500 , 1-191.png )
696865

You don’t think that asking her if she has a penis is wise, though you have heard the rumors. You bid Rachel farewell and let her go on with her business.

And you’ve never been in bed with a hyena. Interesting prospect. You’re sick of walking around town, though, so you go back to the Plath House. Hm, it seems Ramona forgot to give you a key to the front door. You knock.
>>
No. 696867 ID: 3a9db6
File 145368818142.png - (9.30KB , 500x500 , 1-192.png )
696867

Ramona opens the door.

Ramona: “Oh… hello Chuck. I was just tidying up.”



END CHAPTER 1
>>
No. 696870 ID: f6442a

Where the... heck did she pull that from?
>>
No. 696873 ID: f56aab

Probably something she pulled out of the attic that hasn't been used in three generations.
>>
No. 696875 ID: fa8f9d

Game over
>>
No. 696900 ID: f0e552

>>696867
oh god sally might see you
>>
No. 696913 ID: 600e3f

>>696867
Worst fucking cliffhanger ever!
[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Delete post []
Password