4) Lets have a tree way... on top of the button!

Apollo 2016/02/07(Sun)20:20 No. 699970 ID: defceb
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>[63] Apply rule 63

>Push the sexy red button and save yourself and the world from this
>5) Ship the lizardmen with the button.
>4 if it comes to that
>~i say fiiiire~
>[4] If we're going to end the world in hellfire it might as well be sexy hellfire.
>[◬] Push Knight Templar-san's buttons.
>seduce the red button and engage in sexy hellfire exhibitionism and shipping!
>[x] Push the big grey button resetting the universe to the status of three days ago.
>4) Lets have a tree way... on top of the button!

THAT’S IT I’M PUSHING THE BUTTON!

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

Apollo 2016/02/07(Sun)20:21 No. 699971 ID: defceb
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“Yeah, push me! Push me hard~”

Push it, we the suggesters of tgchan command it!

>>699972
It says do not push.
Pushing it would be... naughty. Forbidden. Kinky.

Face it, you've lost. All that's left is terms of surrender. What do you want, truly? What is your desire? We can grant it. Even if it means giving you a place in this new world where you can be without lewd.

It'd be disgusting, really, but if that's what you want...

Don't do it! The suggesters are tellin you to! It's a TG Chan trap!

...don't make us use the nuclear option.
Button-tan.

>>699972
oh no... The button from the don't press the button quest! You lived!?

1) do whatever the button says, including push it, if that is what it so desires.

>>699972
Yes. PUsh that button~

>>699970
Haha, wow, did not expect rule 63 to go through.

>>699971
You can't push the button now. That's what those no good suggestors did with the button before!

Apollo 2016/02/07(Sun)21:43 No. 699988 ID: defceb
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>oh no... The button from the don't press the button quest! You lived!?

“Yes! It’s me! I’ve thought of nothing but you lot since the day that quest ended. I love you, random tgchan suggestors, I love you more than I can bear! I… I…!!!”

Apollo 2016/02/07(Sun)21:43 No. 699989 ID: defceb
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“I want you to push me again! Damn the consequences, this is love!”

Apollo 2016/02/07(Sun)21:44 No. 699990 ID: defceb
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“True love! Now push me!!”

>>699990
Stick your dick in it.

>>699990
If we disconnect you from the electronics, we can push you as much as you want instead of once.

HUNDREDS OF TIMES. JUST IMAGINE.

>>699992
IMAGINE

Wait can we even push button? We don't have a body this time.

WAIT! The button from "Do Not Press" was on a basement! there should not be any windows here! That button is an impostor!

Tell the button to go push itself.

>>699998
maybe it was moved?

caress the buton

Forget the button we absolutely must not allow Illuminaughty-chan to get away. We must lead Knights Templar-sempai on a hilarious Scooby Doo chase after her.

Run, we must go into hiding.

Illuminati-kun, you must dash into the tombs of Egypt and go into hiding there.

>>700145
Illuminati-chan, now.

Flip the switch that ends the world in nuclear hellfire.

>>700335
noooo!

>>699990
were you plotting to escape when we were distracted, il-lu-mi-na-ti-chan? haven't you figured it out by now?

we can find all your secret plots.

you can't hi~ide

Apollo 2016/02/09(Tue)00:50 No. 700399 ID: defceb
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>WAIT! The button from "Do Not Press" was on a basement! there should not be any windows here! That button is an impostor!
“W-what!? I-I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

>Forget the button we absolutely must not allow Illuminaughty-chan to get away. We must lead Knights Templar-sempai on a hilarious Scooby Doo chase after her.
“No don’t leave! Come back! COME BAAAAAAACK!”

Apollo 2016/02/09(Tue)00:51 No. 700400 ID: defceb
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“It’s too late, suggestors! I’m already sailing off into the sunset! Next the credits will start rolling and I’ll be free! Free to plot again! The illuminati always win in the end! HA! hhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAhgAHAAHAGSHGASDHAHAHAHA!!!!"

>>700400
Ok, bye. I guess we'll get back to shipping people and revealing your plots.

AND THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE.

>>700400
but

...you left Templar-senpai behind...

>>700400
hey. get back here.
[1] Push the big red button, ending the world in nuclear hellfire.

that's what you think! we own a speed boat!

You coward, You FOOL!
You can try to run, but you willnever be able to HIDE!
We will find you. We will get you!

WE!WILL!SHIP!YOU! THERE WILL NEVER BE PEACE!!

Wait, what's stopping us suggestors from pushing the button? Hey everyone let's go push the living shit out of that sexy red button.

No Illuminati-chan!! Not the ocean that's where the dolphins can get you. Why does no one realize how evil the dolphin conspiracy is?

>>700400
What do you mean. We got plots and antics and rule 63. How is this not a win for us.

>>700400
But Nati-chan, we were inside you this whole time. You can't escape us.

>>700400

But Illuminati, my dear, after the credits... comes the stinger.

wait.. are you literally in a ship right now, Illuminaughty-chan? That was the method you chose to escape? Riding your ship into the sunset?

I think our work here is done, guys.

>>700400
>>700427
Goodbye, and thanks for the fish

Push the big red sunset, ending the quest in nuclear credits.

So, you're shipping yourself.

Apollo 2016/02/10(Wed)18:39 No. 700912 ID: defceb
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>>700718

>>700914
rip illuminati, never got laid

>>700914
but who pushed the sunset???

to be continued

>>701014
it was bb6515