Buckwheat 2016/05/07(Sat)13:07 No. 721623 ID: 15a025
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>Tell them they gotta pay up to keep things hush hush.
Pepsi-Man informs them he needs some cash to keep their mess up a secret from the higher ups
"Ah what a jip! Whatever, here's some tokens for playing the slots.
*Pepsi-Man receives 50 COCA-COLA SLOT MACHINE TOKENS.*
"Thanks again new guy!"

Once the coast is clear, Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot head inside where they're met by a strong looking Polar Bear.
"You the new guys? Don't look all that great to me. Whatever. There's some ruckuss going on over by the slots. Some cheetah guy is cheating at the slots. Think you can take care of him?"

>>721623
Suuuuuure.

Sir yes sir!

> Familiar Cheetah
... Shave his beard.

SLOTS!!!

Use the tokens to bribe tourists to make a distraction. Also offer them Pepsi in Coca-Cola labeled glasses.

1/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/10(Tue)17:47 No. 722476 ID: 15a025
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>... Shave his beard.
Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot currently lack the tools to shave other people's beards.

>Sir yes sir!
Pepsi-Man tells the polar bear he'd be more than glad to take care of this cheating monster! How dare someone try to cheat their way to fame and fortune. Even if it's from Pepsi-Man's enemies, Pepsi-Man does not tolerate heinous crimes like cheating at the slots!

>Use the tokens to bribe tourists to make a distraction. Also offer them Pepsi in Coca-Cola labeled glasses.
But what would Pepsi-Man have them make a distraction from? Pepsi-Man asks the guard polar bear for some Coca-Cola Brand Drinking Glasses so he can also serve some drinks on his way.
"Sure, one second.
The polar bear leaves and comes back with a platter of glasses.

"Now go show that cheater who's the boss.

2/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/10(Tue)17:48 No. 722477 ID: 15a025
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Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot aproach the slot machines and hand out a few tasty Pepsis on the way. Upon arriving by the slots they see a familiar wild food mascot ramming tokens into a slot machine.

Ah rad! Think you could hand me another one of those wild drinks attendant dude! All this winning here is making me work up a thirst!

Your company sponsors Cheetos, so you can eat those. Trade Pepsi for Cheetos and some tokens.

"Enough with the penny arcades. Cash out and prepare for the heist of the century!"

Tell him thins are about to get...dangerously cheesy.

Punish this cheater. Even though he's harming our enemies he's also harming our pepsi casino economy.

Buckwheat 2016/05/16(Mon)13:11 No. 723767 ID: 15a025
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>Your company sponsors Cheetos, so you can eat those. Trade Pepsi for Cheetos and some tokens.
Pepsi-Man hands Chester a glass of Pepsi in a Coke glass
"Thanks dude! Here man, have some cheetos on the house.

> "Enough with the penny arcades. Cash out and prepare for the heist of the century!"
Pepsi-Man ask Chester to step aside for a moment to talk about some serious business
"Hey man if this is about my mad slot skills then tell your boss he's just jelly I'm kicking tail at these things."

Pepsi-Man assures him it isn't. The three proceed into a janitors closet where Pepsi-Man takes the disguise off.

"Whoa check it out dude! It's Pepsi-Man! What are you doing behind enemy lines?
Pepsi-Man could ask the same to him but will pass on that for now. He asks Chester if he'd like in on this heist of theirs.

"Sounds cool dude! How do you plan on blowing this pop stand?

>>723767
...with PEPSI and mentos bombs, perhaps? Wait, what were we trying to do, again? ...Oh, we're kicking Coke out of this casino they stole. Umm...perhaps we need to find the head of command, here, and subvert/threaten/jail them out of here. Uh...take Chester to the brig? Maybe opportunities for shenanigans will arise on the way.

With pepsi cheetos

1/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/26(Thu)22:58 No. 726264 ID: 15a025
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>Uh...take Chester to the brig? Maybe opportunities for shenanigans will arise on the way.
Pepsi-Man, Cool-Spot, and Chester make plans to pull some shenanigans in the brig. Assuming there is one.
*Chester Cheetah joins the Pepsi-Party!

Chester Cheetah is a long time master in the art of being a cool dude. His powers surpass Cool-Spot's, but Cool Spot's still cooler than him. Chester's powers allow him to manipulate Cheetos in a way like Pepsi-Man can manipulate Pepsi. Pepsi-Man and Chester can also use the ancient drink and snack combo fusion power attack blast of chaos. Their special fusion combo power creates the ultimate and most perfect snack known to Pepsi kind, the Pepsi-Cheetos. With great taste also comes great power, and with great power, comes stupid limitations. The Pepsi-Cheetos take up a crazy amount of both Chester and Pepsi-Man's power, they can only be made and used once a day.

2/2 Buckwheat 2016/05/26(Thu)22:58 No. 726265 ID: 15a025
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Pepsi-Man and co are now in the basement jail place below the casino where a lazy guard lies in a chair snoring away. Shall Pepsi-Man have some fun with the guard, or continue on exploring the basement?

Shave/dye him to look like a panda?
Wake him up yelling "There's an emergency, you're needed at [insert random stupid place here]!"
Replace his drink/coffee in the coffee machine with Pepsi Kona.

Suffocate and drown the bear until he is brainwashed by the flavor overload!

rolled 13 = 13

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Roll to seduce the bear

Shave him.

Buckwheat 2016/05/30(Mon)15:20 No. 726847 ID: 15a025
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>Roll to seduce the bear
Unfortunately, Pepsi-Man and co. don't have enough friendship points with the guard to attempt seduction.

>Replace his drink/coffee in the coffee machine with Pepsi Kona.
Genius idea! Pepsi-Man focuses his powers and conjures up the a can of Pepsi-Kona. It's been ages since he's made one of these. Pepsi-Man sneaks the guard's coffee drink away and pours the can into the mug.

>Wake him up yelling "There's an emergency, you're needed at [insert random stupid place here]!"
Pepsi-Man yells at the guard to get up! He informs the guard he's needed at the gift shop to stop some Seven up loving monster from breaking all the wonderful Coca-Cola themed merchandise.
"That monster! Here, have a seat and watch the cells for me. I'll go put an end to that fools freedom."
The guard runs off with his coffee mug of Pepsi Kona and drops some keys on the way out. Cool-Spot picks them up.
Pepsi-Man and friends delve deeper into the basement floor of the building and discover a massive hall of jail cells.

"Hey who's there? Hey let us out man! It's cold down here!"

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Pepsi-Man and co rush in to see every single jail cell is filled with cool spots!
"You gotta let us out man! We're losing our cool down here and can't take it anymore!"
Pepsi-Man quickly grabs the set of keys from Cool-Spot and inserts them into the cell door. Before he can turn it and open the cell, a cold bone chilling voice comes from somewhere in the room.

"I hope you weren't planning on letting all those little red weirdos out, where you?"

Pepsi-Man turns around and sees one of the most horrifying and monstrous things he's ever seen in his entire life. How can he fight such a powerful and menacing looking creature!

>>730849
punch it in the soda dick

Pour out it's contents into the toxic waste disposal, where it belongs.

Just chug him down man.

>>730849
Toss a mentos into the maw.

1/2 Buckwheat 2016/07/04(Mon)21:19 No. 733760 ID: 15a025
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>punch it in the soda dick
Pepsi-Man goes in for the legendary Pepsi Nut Punch! Unfortunetly, the giant Coca-Cola can monster counters by biting Pepsi-Man's arm! Pepsi-Man manages to break free from the powerful Coca-Cola can's jaw, but hurts his arm in the process
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>Pour out its contents into the toxic waste disposal, where it belongs
Unfortunately for Pepsi-Man, the nearest toxic waste disposal is a long ways away. Pepsi-Man will have to crush this monstrous can of toxic soda first.

>Toss a mentos into the maw.
Pepsi-Man digs into his pockets to discover a brand new thing of mentos hiding in there. Pepsi-Man quickly tosses the entire into the monster's mouth.
"Mmmm tasty! Thanks for-"
The sinister Coca-Cola monster explodes into a foamy mess!

Suddenly a shadow figure lurks out from the corner...

2/2 Buckwheat 2016/07/04(Mon)21:20 No. 733761 ID: 15a025
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"Not bad Pepsi-Man. I see you and your little friends sure made a mess in here."
Cool-Spot leaps in front of Pepsi-Man as the mysterious figure shoots out a stream of soda.
"Give it up! Your no match for the three of us!"
"Are you sure about that Cool-Spot? Do you even remember who I am?"
"No...this can't be possible!"
"Oh but it is Spot! Remember you good old pal Fresh up Freddie?!"
"Why are you here?"
"That jolly old polar bear gave me an offer I couldn't refuse! Take over this island casino and sell Coca-Cola products and get unlimited soda powers in return? Who'd pass that one up? Now, let's settle the score after all these years Spot! Just me versus you!"
"The just powers of cool and awesomeness will always prevail Freddie! Give me your best shot!"
"Oh ho ho no! I'm much more classy than you Spot! You can have the first swing!"

Pepsi-Man and Chesta Cheetah have temporarily left party! Cool-Spot is now the leader!

How shall Cool-Spot hand Freddie a righteous serving of bubbly pain?

>>733761
Summon the ghost of Colonel Sanders to cook that chicken.

Use promotional partner powers: KFC
Get a free Pepsi or 7-up with any purchase of a KFC family meal!!

Summon Shiny Bottlecap Collection

Fire the shinies at his beak and let the traitor bleed from his greed

>>733761
We must use the dark arts to defeat our own blackened past. Utter these words and summon fourth the dandy suited chicken eaten demon.
PepsiCo Fast foods begat Tricon; Tricon ate the flesh of yorkshire and declared it Yum! COLONEL OF THE CHICKENS HELL, DRESSED IN THE AUSTERE WHITE OF ENDLESS SLAVERING HUNGER, AN SHAPELESS FACE! A KNOWN FORM! I SUMMON YOU!

and make no mistake, despite his cordial nature, he is a monster, make no deals with him beyond the exchange of chicken flesh then leave him be.

1/3 Buckwheat 2016/07/16(Sat)21:11 No. 736347 ID: 15a025
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>Use promotional partner powers: KFC Get a free Pepsi or 7-up with any purchase of a KFC family meal!!
Cool-Spot whips out his magical KFC promotion coupon and uses it. The ghost of Colonel Sanders appears and hands Cool Spot some Chicken which he shares with Pepsi-Man and that Cheetos dude. He saves the 7-up for himself and chugs it down!

Cool-Spot has regained a small portion of his gnarly soda powers back! Cool-Spot can now conjure up a 7-up soda powered bubble shield!

2/3 Buckwheat 2016/07/16(Sat)21:11 No. 736348 ID: 15a025
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"You little cheat! Alright let's see how you like my dirty little tricks!"
Fresh-up Freddie summons the 7-up car and runs over Cool-Spot with it!

3/3 Buckwheat 2016/07/16(Sat)21:12 No. 736349 ID: 15a025
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>Summon Shiny Bottle-cap Collection. Fire the shinies at his beak and let the traitor bleed from his greed
Cool-Spot conjures up an old collection of bottle cap and uses his 7-up bubbles to fling them at Freddie for extra damage!
"I thought you were an honorable fighter Cool-Spot! Resorting to these cheap weapons is very far from being cool!"
Fresh-Up Freddie is stunned from the bottle cap assault! Cool-Spot gets an extra turn!
"You little cheat! This ain't fair!"

What will Cool-Spot do for his extra turn?

Electric 7Up + Telephone Pole = Dead Rising 3 Electric Staff DO IT DO IT DO IT FRY THE @#$%ER AND BRING SANDERS BACK TO PREPARE HIS FLESH DO IT

I thought Colenol Sanders was gonna fry up Freddy for the KFC. What kind of vengeful ghost just provides buffs without horribly maiming or killing anyone?

>"You little cheat! This ain't fair!"
What, it's not fair that you attacked me when my powers were low, and I had the audacity to fight back?

Suck it up, chicken.

>What will Cool-Spot do for his extra turn?
Rummage through Freddie's pockets while he can't move, steal back the keys for the 7-up car, and anything else he happens to have.

>>736574
Look pepsiman in the eyes while the chicken is stunned.
"Remember me." two will fall in this moment, but your sacrifice will forever echo in the hearts and minds of all pepsidom and parent company brands.

http://www.chef-in-training.com/2012/06/easy-7-up-marinade/

Buckwheat 2016/08/01(Mon)09:23 No. 740022 ID: 15a025
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>Electric 7Up + Telephone Pole = Dead Rising 3 Electric Staff DO IT DO IT DO IT FRY THE @#$%ER AND BRING SANDERS BACK TO PREPARE HIS FLESH DO IT
Unfortunately, Cool-Spot doesn't have a telephone poll or a can of Electric 7up. Cool-Spot is also out of KFC summoning items.

>Rummage through Freddie's pockets while he can't move, steal back the keys for the 7-up car, and anything else he happens to have.
Cool-Spot steals back the keys to the 7-up car, as well as the fifty bucks in Freddie's wallet....and the wallet itself as well.
"HEY! Stealing is not cool man! Thankfully you didn't find this!"

Freddie whips out a coca cola gun!
"Any last words, soda jerk?"

Can Pepsi Man come back and summon a Pepsi gatling gun?

>>740022
He's... threatening you with a glass gun. A gun made of glass.

Just hit it with anything and watch it blow up in his face.

1/3 Buckwheat 2016/09/18(Sun)10:45 No. 748421 ID: 15a025
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>He's... threatening you with a glass gun. A gun made of glass.
>Just hit it with anything and watch it blow up in his face.
"Yeah, equipping items takes your turn up."
"So what? I'll just blast you next turn then. Unless you honestly think you can kill me right here and now?"

Cool-Spot breaks the gun by throwing a rock off the ground at it

"Oh lord it burns! It burns! This isn't Coca Cola at all! It's ACID!"
Suddenly the ghost of Colonel Sanders returns to the battle field. His ghostly hands clutch onto Fresh up Freddie. Sanders starts dragging Freddie into a ghostly portal.
"No! I had deal with that polar bear! You can't take me back there! I don't wanna- nooooooo!

2/3 Buckwheat 2016/09/18(Sun)10:46 No. 748422 ID: 15a025
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Colonel Sanders and Fresh up Freddie have left the battle field, thus making Cool-Spot the winner by forfeit. As a reward for his victory, Cool-Spot get's a 7-up powered pistol with never ending ammunition.

Cool-Spot re-joins Pepsi-Man's team and Pepsi-Man becomes the leader again.

3/3 Buckwheat 2016/09/18(Sun)10:46 No. 748424 ID: 15a025
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Pepsi-Man congratulates Cool-Spot on his victory against another deluded Coca Cola fool. Togeather they all work on freeing the other detained Cool-Spots from their cells. Upon opening the cells, an alarm goes off and a blaring red light turns on. Quick! What should Pepsi-Man do?

>>748424
Short the alarm out with soda!

Use your Pepsi powers to teleport everyone out of here, duh.

shoot the alarm and quickly lead everyone out of the building.

Feed the hostages some soda, shoot the lights, and fire blindly into the dark until you reach the exit!

Buckwheat 2016/12/30(Fri)08:36 No. 769110 ID: 15a025
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>Use your Pepsi powers to teleport everyone out of here, duh.
Pepsi-Man starts conjuring up a giant wave of Pepsi to teleport everyone back to Pepsi Co HQ. Within moments, the room floods with a giant wave of Pepsi! It sweeps everyone out of the room and into a Pepsi powered Pepsi Bottle Rocket Ship that carries them back to HQ!
It's been a long day for Pepsi-Man and his allies. Everyone involved is going to need to rest up, especially Pepsi-Man! For after they rest up their next target will be...
Choose where Pepsi-Man will go for the next thread

>>769110
The inside of Pepsi Man's body

>>769118
The fiends!! They have some how found a way to infect Pepsi-Mans' body with microscopic assailants!!
Pepsi-Man may have no choice but to venture into the minuscule world of his own body to thwart their attempts at Cola Sabotage.
Join us next time for the epic continuation of PEPSIMAN™ and the CCCCCC Conspiracy©