Gnuk 2016/03/21(Mon)06:10 No. 710759 ID: 0bf9b3
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AH-HEM!

WELL I HOPE SHE DOESN'T GET UPSET OR FREAK OUT. IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE ON MY SIDE.

SHOULD I EVEN APOLOGIZE?

Skullkini: "WOOOOOO! SKULLKINI WINS! Who's the best?"

>>710759
Art thou not a gentle man? Doth apologize.

>>710759
Apologies, mistress, I cost you the game.

>WOOOOOO! SKULLKINI WINS! Who's the best?
Be gracious in defeat. She was the best at the game.

Apologize for the heavy impact between her thighs. You are wearing a full helm, you know.

You didn't just give that poor woman a steel headbutt did you?

Gnuk 2016/03/24(Thu)12:42 No. 711217 ID: 6afddc
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"I AM TERRIBLY SORRY! I LOST MY BALANCE AND COSTED US THE GAME."

Konda: "I-it's ok..."

"ARE YOU HURT?"

Konda: "..."

Konda: "Only a little, mostly my upper legs."

Gnuk 2016/03/24(Thu)12:46 No. 711218 ID: 6afddc
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"MY DEEPEST APOLOGIZES, I AM WEARING A STEEL HELMET. I HOPE IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS"

Konda: "No, it's f-fine. I hope i don't get a bruise."

I HELP HER UP.

"PLEASE, REST A LITTLE. WANT ME TO GET SOME ICE?"

Konda: "No. no. it's... it's fine. don't worry."

Gnuk 2016/03/24(Thu)12:50 No. 711219 ID: 6afddc
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"CONGRATULATION ON WINNING, SKULLKINI."

Skullkini: "Thanks Tin-can! I didn't even had to cheat my way to victory."

SHE SMILES AMICABLY

Skullkini: "You guys want a rematch? I don't mind showing who's the best again!"

GRACIOUS AND MODEST IN VICTORY I SEE.

>skull bikini strap is gone
So how long before they drop?

lets do a different game.

>>711219
an ungracious winner is a poor sport. Her dignity should be dinged. Flick a skull, one would suspect gravity shall do the rest.

>>711244
an ungracious loser is a poor sport too. Don't do that.

Let's just play another game. Best 2/3?

ay cmon guys don't be dicks, she's havin' fun.
do flick her though

New game: Spin the milk bottle.

>>711219
Unfortunately, Lady Konda is a little hurt from the fall; she's not battle hardened like we are!
>missing strap
Don't directly point it out, but ask her how resistant to damage it is. Sure, her skin is probably really tough, but her brother proved "that part" isn't.

>>711219
No, I fear we will not be a match for you in this contest without a great deal more practice.

Then point out that you fear her armor suffered superficial damage in the bout. It's only polite, so she can get it fixed!

AGAIN!

uggggh why is Konda so cute.

>GRACIOUS AND MODEST IN VICTORY I SEE.
Say this out loud, Skullkini could use some sass.

Gnuk 2016/04/01(Fri)12:32 No. 713014 ID: 4b7681
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"GRACIOUS AND MODEST IN VICTORY I SEE. "

Skullkini: "Hey, when you are this good you don't need to be modest HAHAHAH!"

"ANYWAY, I THINK LADY KONDA MIGHT NEED SOME REST, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE AGAINST ME?"

Skullkini: "YEAH TIN-CAN! BRING IT!"

UH.

Gnuk 2016/04/01(Fri)12:34 No. 713016 ID: 4b7681
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"OH-UHM. I AM AFRAID YOU MIGHT HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION..."

Skullkini: "Uh? Oh son of a bitch... this stupid bra always break if i move too much..."

"THEN WHY DO YOU WEAR IT?"

Skullkini: "It's orcish tradition for the tribe leaders. This was handed down to me from my mother..."

Gnuk 2016/04/01(Fri)12:39 No. 713020 ID: 4b7681
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"SO. UHM. YOU AREN'T GOING TO... YOU KNOW... YOU NEED TO GRAB OTHER CLOTHES?"

SHE SNIRKS.

Skullkini: "Why? Getting bothered by a pair of fat bags?"

SHE MOVES CLOSE TO ME, PRESENTING HER CHEST.

Skullkini: "What's the matter? I'm sure you ain't so new to these kind of scenes, eh?"

SHE NODS TOWARD KONDA, WHICH IS TOO BUSY MASSAGING HER LEGS TO NOTICE.

Skullkini: "Bet that Rigor Mortis is useful for something at least no? Hahahah!"

SHE SEEMS TO BE RATHER ENTERTAINED BY THE WHOLE SITUATION.

>>713016
I wonder if it's the only thing she inherited from her mother, if you know what I mean.

"I assure you, rigor mortis isn't the only thing on my side. Only not now, thanks. I'm sure you've noticed my mistress is somewhat reserved, and my duty is to see to her comfort, so try be a little titsful. I mean tactful."

Pinch her cheek.

"You're adorable while asserting your dominance."

Tell her you haven't, actually, you know, done it yet.

>This was handed down to me from my mother
Perhaps it has seen too much wear? This is why human rules hand down crowns, I think. Very little wear on the top of the head, and metal endures well. ...maybe you should have your skulls cast in metal?

>>713020
Uhh...parts of my memory are fuzzy. I do not recall anything like that from my previous life.

You should not joke about that so lightly. As far as you know, I could have been raping peasant girls left and right in my living days like some robber knights do. What I'm saying is that such behaviour can get you into a heap of trouble. You should cherish your modesty and maidenhood before time comes to share it with someone you really care about.

>>713378
piifffft like orcs care for virginity

>>713399
Pffft, like Layton knows that.

Gnuk 2016/04/10(Sun)12:05 No. 715525 ID: 7e5700
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"I DO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING. I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM STILL ABLE TO MOVE ON MY... OWN..."

SHE CHUCKLES.

Skullkini: "HAH! Good to see Konda knows her magic then."

"I'LL LET YOU KNOW I RESPECT MY MISTRESS BOUNDARIES, AS YOU SHOULD. YOU CAN SEE SHE'S RATHER RESERVED ON CERTAIN TOPICS. SO I ASK YOU TO TRY TO BE MORE TITF-TACTFUL IN HER PRESENCE"

Skullkini: "Snrk. Don't worry i'm just having fun. Don't wish to mess with your mistress 'honor'. I'm sure you are taking care of that already."

"YOU REALLY SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I USED TO BE BEFORE BEING RAISED. I MIGHT HAVE BEEN DANGEROUS FOR MAIDENS LIKE YOU."

WELL, NOT EVEN LYING HERE. A WEEK AGO I WOULD HAVE NOT EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION WITH AN ORC THAT DIDN'T INTEGRATE BLOOD AND BLADES.

Skullkini: "Oh, really? You mean you'd..."

SOMEONE SUDDENLY KNOCKS AT THE DOOR.

Gnuk 2016/04/10(Sun)12:08 No. 715527 ID: 7e5700
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Skullkini: "OH! FINALLY FOOD!"

SHE RUSHES AT THE DOOR BEFORE I COULD POINT OUT THAT SHE HASN'T STILL FIXED HER BRA.

Golem Butler: "ROOM SERVICE! YOUR DINNER IS READY."

Skullkini: "Yeah, yeah. Give me that. I am starving. Nothing better than a good fun session to stimulate the appetite."

Gnuk 2016/04/10(Sun)12:11 No. 715529 ID: 7e5700
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SHE GRABS THE PLATE QUICKLY AND STARTS TAKING BITES OUT OF IT.


Skullkini: "Mmmh. Good stuff. Your legs feeling better, Konda? Food is here"

THE BUTLER TAKES A PEEK INSIDE THE ROOM, THEN TURNS HIS HEAD AND GIVES ME A THUMB UP BEFORE CLOSING THE DOOR SLOWLY.

I FEEL LIKE I MISSED SOMETHING...

Gnuk 2016/04/10(Sun)12:15 No. 715531 ID: 7e5700
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THE REST OF THE EVENING PASSES QUIETLY.

I AM SPARED MORE GAMES AND WRESTLING WITH SKULLKINI AS THE TWO LADIES GO BACK TO WATCH THE SHOWS.

WHEN THE FINAL SHOW ENDS, SKULLKINI STRETCHES AND YAWNS.

Skullkini: "Well, that was better than i feared. But i gotta go back to my room before my brother decides to lock me out for the night. Again."

SHE BUPS AMICABLY KONDA ON HER CHIN

Skullkini: "Sorry again i called you a Nerd, Konda. You are one, but the fun kind at least. See ya around. You too Tin-can."

SHE GETS OUT OF THE ROOM, LEAVING ME AND KONDA ALONE.


Konda: "Woooooohh... That went well, right?"

Yeah that went well, we even made a friend.

>"Woooooohh... That went well, right?"
Remarkably so, all things considered.

Find room service leftovers and start eating, since you were pretending to be undead while Skullkini was here, and couldn't previously partake.

By all accounts that went fantastic.

>>715531
Friendship is surely the most beautiful flower!

>>715659
Indeed but I feel as though we are forgetting something. Something important.

>>706837
Oh. Right. Now I remember.

>>715678
We were partly trying to forget that, I think...or at least leave it not bugging us.

>>715531
>We were interrupted earlier. *FLEX/ explode armor with muscled body*

>>715531
So, is there any food leftover? Because pretending to be undead really works up an appetite.

>>715805
Don't explode your armour. You need it and it's expensive.

Let's continue our private discussion after shedding this heavy armor.

Gnuk 2016/04/25(Mon)12:12 No. 719021 ID: 433763
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"I'D SAY IT WENT INCREDIBLY WELL. YOU EVEN MANAGED TO MAKE A FRIEND ON YOUR OWN. GOOD JOB!"

Konda: "You think so?"

"YES!"

SHE GIVES ME A REALLY WARM SMILE.

THEN I GET TO FINALLY EAT TOO.

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ABLE TO REMOVE THAT MASK.

AND IT'S ALSO GOOD THAT KONDA DIDN'T FINISH HER PART OF THE FOOD. SKULLKINI DIDN'T LEAVE A SINGLE LEFTOVER.

Konda: "Wooooooo... i'm tired..."

Gnuk 2016/04/25(Mon)12:14 No. 719023 ID: 433763
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I FINISH MY MEAL.

"AH-EHM... ARE YOU TOO TIRED TO CONTINUE OUR PREVIOUS CONVERSATION? LIKE YOU WANTED?"

Konda: "EH? UH? A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

Gnuk 2016/04/25(Mon)12:14 No. 719024 ID: 433763
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"YES"

Gnuk 2016/04/25(Mon)12:17 No. 719025 ID: 433763
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I GET ON THE BED.

THE ROOM IS SO QUIET THAT ALL I CAN HEAR IS HER BREATH.

AND THEN WE STAND, LOOKING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES. WAITING FOR THE FIRST MOVE.

Knight to B4. Check and mate.

Put your hand on the side of her neck, directly beneath her head and begin gently stroking.

Caress that long neck with finger emphasis on the spine, that spine of hers is a HUGE weakspot of nerves.

Awwww yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

>>719026
Yes, let's put her into check mate!

Suplex her.

To impress her, you know.

I'd say kiss her, you fool, but that might be a little difficult.
How about a little light touching to warm up, instead?

Start off by just snuggling for a while, to get her used to/comfortable with a lot of physical contact.

Communicate. This is (I rudely presume) the first time for at least one of you. Ask her what she wants to do. What she wants to touch, to feel. Start off with something slow, cuddling and heavy petting are great.

>>719216
Oh sweet geezus this. If she's too unsure, then yeah, cuddles should be alright.

JUST cuddling.

Yeah, this needs to be more about what she wants than you. She's done a lot for you! Though that may include helping her be confident/comfortable enough to actually say/do what she wants instead of surrendering to her own shyness.

Man, I sure hope nothing unexpected and surprising happens and ruins the mood.
I think you should start by maybe a neck/back massage so she's more relaxed, or maybe there's something you're brother wrote on a particular instance like this?

Gnuk 2016/05/08(Sun)12:44 No. 721890 ID: b73e84
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WELL, I SHOULD BREAK THE ICE.

OR ACTUALLY. BE CAREFUL.

"I DO NOT WISH TO IMPOSE NOR TO FRET. WE CAN AND SHOULD TAKE THINGS SLOWLY. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE... UHM... WELL FOR ME TO..."

Konda: "O-Oh! N-no i understand. It has been a while since i-i had a ehm... partner."

"OH, SO YOU ARE NOT A..."

Konda: "N-NO! But the last time was four..."

Gnuk 2016/05/08(Sun)12:45 No. 721891 ID: b73e84
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Konda: "...tyfive - fourtysix years ago..."

Gnuk 2016/05/08(Sun)12:47 No. 721892 ID: b73e84
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BY THE GODS...


Konda: "Heh... uhm. S-sorry if you were hoping for a..."

Gnuk 2016/05/08(Sun)12:49 No. 721893 ID: b73e84
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"THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. I AM SORRY FOR BEING SO BLUNT."

I GRAB HER HAND AND PUT IT ON MY CHEST.

"LET'S TAKE THINGS SLOWLY. AS I SAID. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. NOTHING ELSE MATTER."

Gnuk 2016/05/08(Sun)12:55 No. 721894 ID: b73e84
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I GIVE HER ALL THE TIME SHE NEEDS. SHE IS ESITANT AT FIRST, BUT GRADUALLY BEGINS TO CARESS AND EXPLORE ME.

AND I THINK I SHOULD DO THE SAME. I PUT MY HAND RIGHT UNDER HER CHIN, AND SLOWLY MOVE MY WAY DOWN ON HER LONG, SLENDER NECK. SHE SHIVERS UNDER MY TOUCH, BUT SHE DOESN'T RETRACT.

I CAN FEEL HER HANDS MOVING OVER MY CHEST, STROKING MY MUSCLES AND HAIR. SHE LINGERS OVER MY SHOULDERS AND THEN SLOWLY PASSES TO MY BACK.

I CARESS HER ARM, GUIDING HER MOVEMENTS TO BETTER HAVE A FEELING OF ME.

SHE'S STILL BLUSHING, BUT I CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT SHE'S GETTING MORE AT EASE WITH THE SITUATION.

>>721894
PUT IT IN HER BUTT ALREADY GEEZ

>>721895
what, with no preparation? no CLEAMSING?
thats how you get poopdick.
now get in there with your fingers, we said slow and we gonna do it slow

I'd recommend moving on to using your mouth but you've kind of got a helmet in the way. So, try a hand on her leg? Maybe slip under her nightie up the side a little, see how she likes that.

Caress her thigh, maybe catch a handful of her bountiful posterior?

Find a way to nuzzle at her neck without your helmet pinching her scales and stuff...

Also, utter a silent oath that you will duel whatever interrupts this sensual moment to its grisly death.

Grab some of that tiddy. Remove more of her clothing.

>>721894
Undress her.

Undress her, squeeze her, fuck her.

KNOCK KNOCK

Ignore these people telling you to go too fast. Focus on getting her relaxed and in the mood!

Gnuk 2016/06/18(Sat)13:29 No. 730512 ID: 3169fd
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SHE SEEMS TO HAVE CALMED COMPLETELY. SO MAYBE I CAN START UNDRESSING HER.

HER BREASTS, WHILE CERTAINLY NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS THE MINOTAUR LADY OR SKULLKINI, ARE STILL NICE AND FIRM.

Gnuk 2016/06/18(Sat)13:34 No. 730517 ID: 3169fd
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"THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORK, GUARDIAN OF TREASURE. BUT I THINK YOUR SERVICES WON'T BE NECESSARY ANYMORE FOR TONIGHT"

KONDA GIGGLES.

Gnuk 2016/06/18(Sat)13:35 No. 730519 ID: 3169fd
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Konda: "Oh... Uhm... Shouldn't you take of your h..."

Gnuk 2016/06/18(Sat)13:38 No. 730520 ID: 3169fd
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Konda: "eeeeeEEE!"

Man, only scrub tier knights need to remove their helmets to show off their tongue work. Show her what a real knight can do.

Gnuk 2016/06/18(Sat)13:41 No. 730523 ID: 3169fd
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Konda: "H-how?"

"FAMILY SECRET"

Konda: "You really are full of surprises, eh?"

Enter the cave of eternal pleasures with your Rod of Justice!

You've had your way with her body, offer her the opportunity to examine your goods before the main event.

Well, don't stop with just a taste. Get back down there and make sure she's fully educated on your long lineage.

Keep going. Women actually have the luxury of multiple consecutive orgasms within a small time frame. Get wild down there.

Show her some more family secrets!

GO FOr GOLD

Gnuk 2016/07/16(Sat)12:44 No. 736208 ID: f75a70
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"JUST A COUPLE. BUT THEY USUALLY WORK"

I GET BACK TO WORK

Konda: "They really dooo"

Gnuk 2016/07/16(Sat)12:49 No. 736210 ID: f75a70
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WHEN I THINK SHE MIGHT BE SATISFIED ENOUGH WITH MY PERFORMANCE I STEP UP.

"SHALL WE MOVE TO THE NEXT STEP?"

Konda: "Yes..."

Gnuk 2016/07/16(Sat)12:55 No. 736213 ID: f75a70
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Konda: "A-actually, before that... let me..."

SHE STARTS CHANTING SOMETHING AS SHE MOVES HER FINGER LIGHTLY ON MY MEMBER.

"WHAT'S THAT FOR"

Konda: "Uhm... it's... for..."

SHE BLUSHES

Konda: "It's a "Protection" spell..."

"OH! GO ON!"

Gnuk 2016/07/16(Sat)13:01 No. 736215 ID: f75a70
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I SIT DOWN AND HELP HER HER UNDRESS COMPLETELY.

"WE ARE GOING SLOW, NO RUSH."

Konda: "No rush"

Gnuk 2016/07/16(Sat)13:07 No. 736217 ID: f75a70
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AND WE TAKE IT SLOW, AS SHE STARTS MOVING AND GRINDING, WHILE I HELP HER.

WE SOON GO BACK TO LIE ON THE BED, WHERE I START DICTATING THE PACE, AS I FEEL KONDA CLAWING MY BACK.

I HAD MY SHARE OF EXPERIENCE BACK IN MY HOMESTEAD, BUT I MUST ADMIT THIS IS A NEW SERIE OF EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS.

MY MIND IS ALMOST GOING BLANK AS MY BODY STARTS MOVING ON ITS OWN

>>736217
Professional Monster sLayer

 

Lose yourself in her Layton, you have aaallll the time in the world... (this should help set the mood)

Give some attention to those tits!

>>736217
caress her cheeks like a true romantic

Gnuk 2016/08/06(Sat)13:10 No. 740722 ID: 1a91e3
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KONDA'S LEGS WRAP AROUND ME AS I GET BACK TO MYSELF AND BEGIN ANEW TO MOVE AT A MORE REGULAR PACE.

I BURY MY FACE INTO HER CHEST AS I TOO GET MY RELEASE.

AND THEN WE STAY FOR A WHILE LIKE THIS. AS I CAN HEAR HER HEART BEATS AS HER CHEST GOES UP AND DOWN.

Gnuk 2016/08/06(Sat)13:14 No. 740724 ID: 1a91e3
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I THEN GET OFF HER AND SLIDE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED.

KONDA COZIES RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND HER HEAD FLOPS RIGHT ON MINE

Konda: "That was... that was really..."

SHE IS UNABLE TO FINISH THE PHRASE AS SHE FALLS ASLEEP QUICKLY.

I GRAB HER HAND AND MASSAGE HER KNUCKLES.

WELL. THAT HAPPENED.

AND I'M HONESTLY NOT EVEN BOTHERED BY IT.

IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER JUST SLEEP FOR NOW. THIS QUEST MIGHT GO WAY DIFFERENTLY THAN I ANTICIPATED.

HOPEFULLY I'LL LEARN WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER...

Gnuk 2016/08/06(Sat)13:15 No. 740725 ID: 1a91e3
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"Oh yes. This is going to be an interesting council"

END OF CHAPTER ONE

>>740725
Kobold voyeur, oh my!

...although I guess it's Konda's own fault for not warding her chambers against scrying. She's a sorceress, and that's a pretty basic precaution.