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720801 No. 720801 ID: 433720

I want to do something silly.
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No. 724021 ID: 433720
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724021

>>723835
Oh no.

>>723878
(+1 Arousal)

>>723906
(Mammarymancy Survey Number Added to inventory)
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No. 724026 ID: 5ad4a7

>>724021
CALL EM
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No. 724037 ID: 2f5847

I'm a little curious about that other handbill but yeah.

If we can't call now, ride bus to dorm, and do it there.
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No. 724040 ID: 15a025

Let's throw them a call.
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No. 724056 ID: a075ba

>>724021
Write that number down. You can call them at home, or if you have a cell phone, while waiting out your bus ride. (Assuming you can concentrate enough to speak, at that point).
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No. 724184 ID: 433720
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724184

>>724026
>>724040
>>724056
I'll have to wait till I get home. And I took the last tear tab with the number on it, so I don't have to write it down.

>>724037
Not sure what other one you're talking about, so I'll just read the next one over.

Looks like the bus is almost here, I might be able to read one more flier before it gets here.
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No. 724188 ID: 2f5847

Upper Left.
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No. 724247 ID: 433720
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724247

>>724188
It's too high up to read. I'll pull it down.
(Muscle Fighting Tournament flier added to inventory.)

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No. 724249 ID: 433720
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724249

[Animated]

I get on the bus and the Bus Driver gives me a funny look.

"A shirt is a shirt!"

I walk about 2/3rds back. Theres nobody else on the bus.

We take off, and every bump feels like magic.
(+2 Arousal)

There... are two... unf--StOPs! ... My.. Appar--ment. Ohmy..

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No. 724260 ID: 5ad4a7

You could kneel on the seat. Or lie sideways on it.
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No. 724262 ID: 433720
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724262

>>724260
Good Idea!

Guess not...

I'll *Gasp* have to.. *pant* Endure.
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No. 724263 ID: c41c07

Remove your jacket, bunch it up a bit, and sit on it. The cushioning should absorb some of the jostling. I just hope that doesn't violate one of these buses stupid rules.
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No. 724280 ID: 2f5847

Tough it out, you're almost home.

On the plus side, getting on the bus in this state was kind of silly! But we can go sillier.
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No. 724310 ID: c45b7e

>>724262
Practice butt kegels, build up that muscle. just in case you have to fight in the tournament.
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No. 724314 ID: ac8ee4

I feel like this thread started a bit silly but now it is kinda hot. Shamefully so.
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No. 724381 ID: 3e182c

Pull your knees up close to yourself so every bump is even MORE magic.

You'll be magician or a wizard or some kid with a fancy forehead scar by the time you get home.
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No. 724393 ID: 433720
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724393

>>724263
Okay... unh..
>>724280
>>724310
>>724314
>>724381
(+1 Arousal)
Omigosh, omigosh.. Unf.- "I'm." *Pant* "Cumming." *Gasp* "AAaaaaahh..."
(Orgasm Achieved! Arousal Reduced to 0, +1 Focus)
*Pant* *Pant*
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No. 724410 ID: 3e182c

That is the most stoic of grandmothers.
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No. 724411 ID: 35151f

>>724393
Keep riding that bus I guess
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No. 724413 ID: 4c553a

Strike up a conversation with the stoic grandma.
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No. 724450 ID: 433720
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724450

>>724410
>>724413
"So, how about that female reproductive system. Sure is a doozy ain't it?"
(+1 Embarrassment)

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No. 724451 ID: 433720
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724451

>>724411
That's my stop!

Time sure does fly when you're involuntarily orgasming in pubic.

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No. 724453 ID: 430425

Make a quick check to be certain stoic grandma isn't actually dead grandma.
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No. 724455 ID: 433720
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724455

>>724453
When she snores, the Bus Driver looks back for a second. Then goes back to driving.
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No. 724456 ID: 430425

Time to get off then. I mean the bus, get off the bus.
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No. 724460 ID: 15a025

Get off...in both ways. At the same time.
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No. 724465 ID: a075ba

>>724455
No, no, don't keep driving! This is my stop, let me off, please!

Pull the emergency cord thing if you have to.
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No. 724466 ID: 3e182c

I bet you could snag that pair of sweet, Retro-Ass shades off her face without waking her.

Old people sleep like death after all. They gotta practice for the real thing.
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No. 724474 ID: 2f5847

>>724466
Yeah, this.

But hide them in your jacket pocket, and don't put them on until you're outside.
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No. 724612 ID: 79a07e

>>724466
Nah, don't be a thief.
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No. 724619 ID: 35151f

>>724466
What, and ruin Rad Granny's whole aesthetic? we may have already stolen some guy's money, but that's MONEY! You can't steal someone's STYLE, that's moral-event-horizon level!
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No. 724626 ID: 813bc6

>>724455
Just hurry home and make with the mammarymancy
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No. 724645 ID: 433720
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724645

>>724456
>>724460
>>724465
But this isn't my stop. The NEXT stop, is my stop.

Sure is a good think I don't have to blindly follow your Suggestions. Otherwise I might end up in some REAL Trouble...

>>724466
>>724474
Those are pretty Rad Shades.

>>724612
>>724619
>>724626
You're right, Aesthetic is probably all she's got left...
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No. 724648 ID: 5827ca

Ok , think we need to increase the pressure.
CHALLENGE:
Have at least 1 size bigger breasts by te time we get to the party!
REWARD:
Whatever breast size you achieve, I (the fourth wall) will double it!
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No. 724649 ID: 35151f

>>724648
gross, don't e-rp in the thread
Really though, make the most of your remaining ride with some more buttplug squatting.
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No. 724655 ID: 3e182c

Yes. Aesthetic. It may be all she has left. But SHE HAS IT.
You need it, for that party later.
Because RAD Shades = RAD party. Ya Dig?

Besides, It's Just ONE moral event horizon.

Evil's pretty cool. Evil people are RAD. They have RAD shades, after all. Granny over there is prolly pretty Evil herself, no WAY some goody two shoes would ever get a pair of shades as RAD as that. She prolly stole them herself off of someone less RAD.

So go ahead. Take the shades. Complete the cycle.
The RAD Cycle. They're pretty much already yours if you think about it. You're way RAD and deserving of those RAD glasses.

It's easy. Just reach over...
And be RAD!
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No. 724658 ID: c45b7e

>>724645
Counter point to the suggestion of glasses theft: But....what if....bukkake? That old lady may need them to protect her eyes, in the event of horrible old people sex party bukkake sessions. Do you really want those on your face?
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No. 724659 ID: 3e182c

>>724658
That like Triples their value AT LEAST.
They don't call'um "The Golden Years" for nothin'.
There's GOLD in that cum!

Now we gotta take 'um.
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No. 724664 ID: c45b7e

>>724645
is she dead?
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No. 724666 ID: 5827ca

what if, and yo don't have to like it it's just a suggestion...we kill her.
Then take the shades knowing she doesn't need them?
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No. 724667 ID: 5827ca

what if, and yo don't have to like it it's just a suggestion...we kill her.
Then take the shades knowing she doesn't need them?
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No. 724673 ID: c43722

Dude, don't take the old lady's sunglasses. Not only is it stealing, and it's stealing from a old woman which is worse. And it's even worse than that 'cause people often wear those kind of fit-over sunglasses 'cause they just got eye surgery. So when "granny" here wakes up and opens her eyes, she may end up blinded and it may be permanent. But stealing them is almost certainly a non-option 'cause you'll get caught 'cause that bus driver seems to have eyes in the back of his head. You'll probably get banned from his bus route, if not the whole bus system, for petty theft, and might get the cops called on you.

Just take your seat and get off at your stop. Then you can call that mammarymancy number once you get home, take the survey and see if you win.
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No. 724679 ID: 3e182c

>>724673
So what your saying is...
If we kill her first... She won't end up with permanent blindness when we take her shades?
Seems like a win to me.
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No. 724681 ID: 433720
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724681

>>724648
If we could just give her Big Ol' Tiddies, this wouldn't be much of a quest...

>>724649
(+1 Arousal)

>>724655
>>724658
>>724659
>>724666
>>724673
First off, I'm not committing Murder, because some disembodied voices told me to. Second, we already decided not to steal the Rad Shades. >>724645

>>724664
I don't think dead people snore... >>724455

Anyway, where at my stop now.

Maybe sitting on my jacket wasn't such a great idea after all...

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No. 724683 ID: 433720
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724683

Welcome Home. Please excuse the poor architecture, the government funded it's construction... At least we're a major Economic Power...

(Quest: GET HOME!, Complete, Rank: A.)
(Side Quests Completed: 2)
(Loot Bonus: 2)
(Sexy/Silly Bonus: 3)
(Overall: Yeah, that was pretty cool.)
(Thread 1 completed. Please insert Thread 2)

Hello! You did it! You helped... *Cough* get home safely! I need some time to prepare for the next part of the adventure. See y'all soon!

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No. 724684 ID: 433720

>>724681
*we're
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No. 726516 ID: 6a552a

when will this return?
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No. 726553 ID: 91cfcf

>>726516
Do you realize the problem of asking an absent author when they're coming back?
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No. 727559 ID: 433720

>>726516
Pretty soon!
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No. 727562 ID: 433720

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