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756195 No. 756195 ID: 1f8505

It is dusk at the Village on the Hill. The harvest sunset illuminates the countryside in a brilliance of oranges and yellows as it sinks beyond the horizon. A constable of ravens fly into the distance, their caws echoing off the rolling hills.

Inside a house within the tiny village, a familiar red-haired witch settles in for the evening.
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No. 909644 ID: 094652

Nothing reasonable that should be said in polite company. Alright, let's do this!
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No. 909648 ID: afdebc

>>909642
Foursome?

Your panties?

...I mean we're fine let's go.

Wonder what Rebecca's problem is.
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No. 909672 ID: 2474dd

>>909648
I thought she's usually cranky.
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No. 910038 ID: b5fb67
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910038

Anita: "I think we're good to go."

Zoe: "Alrighty. Let's set up the megascope."

As the witches take long drinks from the mana potions, Zoe and Rochelle retrieve several pole-like objects from their damaged shop. They set them up in a triangle formation and plug crystals into a hatch in the bases. The megascope hums to life, and magical energy fires from the poles to coalesce into a single point. At that moment, the portal the kunoichi used re-opens.

Zoe: "You got a couple options here: you can go to the destination the original portal was set to, or we can adjust the megascope to put you in a random location somewhere close to the original destination. It won't be in a solid object of any kind, so you don't have to worry about being telefragged."
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No. 910039 ID: afdebc

>>910038
...the ninja probably left a trap in the entrance. At least if we randomize it, we might avoid that.

And maybe we'll catch someone in an embarrassing situation!
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No. 910064 ID: 094652

Throw a grenade into the original target location, then select a random local drop point.

Actually, throw all the grenades.
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No. 910069 ID: 2755f5

random location for more possible hijinks
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No. 910093 ID: 2474dd

>>910069
Vote for a random too. Tactically it might be an advantage.
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No. 914163 ID: b5fb67
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Anita: "Let's do a random location. It could give us the tactical edge we need."

Zoe: "Random it is!"

Zoe adjusts some sliders at the base of the megascope. The portal shimmers and ripples as the changes take effect.

Zoe: "Alright, it's ready."

Rebecca leads the charge as the witch quartet run into the portal.

Rochelle: "Don't die!"
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No. 914164 ID: b5fb67
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914164

As the portal closes behind them, the witches take stock of where they are. A long hallway lays ahead of them, adorned with Japanese-themed paintings. But directly ahead of the 4 witches are two kunoichi. They do not seem to have noticed the witches.

Kunoichi 1: "So how long is this ritual supposed to last?"

Kunoichi 2: "Master said it might be a few hours, given how ninjutsu and traditional magics are not compatible."

Kunoichi 1: "Hours? I don't wanna guard hallways for that long!"

Kunoichi 2: "Shut up, you're going to get us in trouble."
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No. 914169 ID: 094652

ALPHA STRIKE!!! Use an area-of-effect attack across the entire hallway so they can't dodge!
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No. 914398 ID: 85f8b4

try to sneak behind the 2 Kunoichis and pickpocket them, to remove any kind of weapons or objects that they could use againts the witches in case they engage them in combat!
if they find money or valuables, keep it too! thats just colateral loot :P
also, sneaking behind them while still unnoticed could be a good opportunity to see what kind of magic panties they have to be ready and expect any attack!
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No. 914503 ID: fa97eb

Try doing a silent takedown on the ninjas. Abigail, pick their pockets for useful stuff.

Not in that order.
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No. 914511 ID: 0cfbce

remember the inverse law of ninja, the more ninjas there are the weaker each ninja is, so two ninjas are only half as strong as one ninja.
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No. 914906 ID: b5fb67
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Abigail silently moves up to the two kunoichi.

Kunoichi 1: "Seriously, why are we here?

Kunoichi 2: "You mean in an existential sense?"

Kunoichi 1: "No! Like why are we guarding this hall? Why can't we be downstairs and watch the ritual?"

Kunoichi 2: "Master Katsuko's orders, duh."

Kunoichi 1: "We should have asked to swap places with someone else."

Abigail successfully steals two smoke bombs from the kunoichi.
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No. 914907 ID: b5fb67
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914907

Taking the initiative, Gloria uses her water magic to quietly reach out and immerse the ninja's heads in water.

Kunoichi 1: "Blub!"

Kunoichi 1: "Glub!"
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No. 914908 ID: b5fb67
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It doesn't take long before the two ninjas fall unconscious. Gloria releases the kunoichi and gently lays them on the floor.

Anita: "They're not dead, right?"

Gloria: "Nah, they're fine. Gonna wake up with a hell of a headache, though."

Anita: "Cool takedown! Very quiet."

Gloria: "Well it's not like firey explosions can be any more stealthy."

Rebecca: "It counts as stealth if there's no one left to see you!"

Gloria: "Right..."
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No. 914912 ID: 3ce3be

Take the panties. Standard operating procedure!
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No. 914915 ID: 094652

Go further. Take everything. If it's a dark hole, a ninja can hide stuff in it. Pulp their stomachs for good measure.
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No. 914960 ID: afdebc

>>914908
They have any ninja ropes or grappling hooks or anything you can use to die them up with? (Worst case you could undo their clothes and use those).

Too bad the wall hanging isn't bigger, you can't really roll someone up in that, and it would be shame to tear up a work of art for restraints.
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No. 915160 ID: b5fb67
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915160

Jeez, Kome. That's pretty extreme, even for you!

Anyways.

Anita checks the ninjas. Their undies are simple fundoshi and devoid of any magical energies. On one last once-over, she finds a length of rope. Anita and Gloria tie up the unconscious ninjas and proceed down the hallway. Abigail hands the smoke bombs off to Rebecca. She stares at the fireworks for a brief moment before pocketing them.

Further down, Anita stops at a hole in the floorboards. Various sounds and flashes emanate from this hole.

Anita: "Do you girls hear that? I think we're standing above a large chamber. Maybe the main chamber of this place?"

Lily: "I sense something very wrong going on down there, Anita. There's some kind of magical perversion... like someone's trying to mix oil and water. There's also something else..."

Anita: "What is it?"

Lily: "I sense..."

"...an earth pulse!"
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No. 915162 ID: 080aaf

Oh no, an earth pulse! This is clearly the earth witch's problem. Push her down the hole and take a smoke break.
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No. 915164 ID: 40df11

Panty bandits doing perverted things? We should have known! You gotta get in there and stop it like some sort of pervert police.

Use the tapestry and your windy thing to parachute in there.
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No. 915213 ID: 1a3f7d

maybe before we go ham on these ninjas we should look down the hole and see what were dealing with
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No. 915248 ID: b5fb67
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Rebecca: "Let's jump down there and crash the party!"

Anita: "Whoa whoa whoa, slide out of the saddle, missy. Let's find out what's going on down there first."

The witches peek into the hole. Before them is an enormous, ornate chamber. Kunoichi fill the room as far as the eye can see. In the center, however, are two ninja wizards of a sort, performing a ritual around a giant lump of what appears to be earth and clay. Floating above the earthen mass are four pairs of panties, each crackling with magical energy. The energy seems to be funneling into the lump of earth. A heated discussion seems to be taking place between the wizards and an imposing woman.

???: "Golemeters, how much longer?"

Golemeter ninja: "Master, I beg your forgiveness, but this is a very involved process. We are forcing chakra to work with traditional magic, and they do not blend easily."

Master: "Can you not simply dump more energies into the process?"

Golemeter ninja: "I am afraid not. With the resources we have, we can only slowly work the energy into the material until it syncs with the earth pulse. Any deviation might cause a catastrophic magic distortion, or worse."

Master: "Hmph. Again I must wait for my golem army to come to life."

Golemeter ninja: "Do not worry, Master. Within an hour, your army will come to life!"
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No. 915250 ID: 094652

You heard the lady.

Overload this experiment with some traditional magic until it explodes!
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No. 915252 ID: 40df11

That's just one boulder, how are they going to make an army out of so little material?

Also yes, throw magic at their delicate magical ritual until something goes horribly wrong.
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No. 915283 ID: 080aaf

"What if you made one giant golem instead of waiting to make a bunch of little ones?" Boss! fight! Boss! fight!
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No. 915286 ID: 40df11

Oh wait you need you pants back. Can't you use wind magic to create a vacuum and just yank the underpants out of position and up to your spy hole?
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No. 915693 ID: b5fb67
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Anita: "Sounds like we can disrupt this ritual by adding a little magic of our own."

Lily: "Let's do it!"

Rebecca: "Light 'em UP!"

Rebecca's hand glows with magical energy as she starts flinging fireballs straight down into the ritual area.

Master: "What the hell?!"

Golemeter Ninja: "Oh no..."
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No. 915695 ID: b5fb67
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915695

The fireballs explode on the ritual rock, their magics absorbed into the ritual process. Violent bolts of energy snake out of the rock, growing more and more wild as the seconds tick by.

Master: "What happened?!"

Golemeter Ninja: "The ritual has been pushed off balance! Traditional magic is overpowering the chakra! The earth pulse is consuming more and more latent magical energies!"

Master: "Stop the ritual! STOP THE RITUAL!"

Golemeter Ninja: "I... I can't! It's completely out of control!"
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No. 915696 ID: b5fb67
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915696

The entire area starts to shake. A low rumbling sound echoes throughout the room. Suddenly, an enormous arm shoots out of the rocky mass.

Golemeter Ninja: "Oh shit."

The panties have ceased glowing and simply hover in place above the earthen pile.
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No. 915697 ID: 080aaf

High five!
Land on the hand, grab the pilfered panties, and RUN.
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No. 915698 ID: b1b4f3

Use Wind Magic to recover the panties. Let the dungeon handle the ninjas.
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No. 915703 ID: fe4f01

can you wind magic your stuff back up to you and then book it? Cause once you get all your panties back you really have no reason to stay here anymore.
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No. 915742 ID: 10c408

Use wind magic to collect the stolen undergarments and then GTFO, you really don't want to be in the initial blast radius when the rest of the figure emerges from the ritual.

Deem's going to be sooo pissed at the ninja's. 10/10 job Anon44
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No. 915914 ID: b5fb67
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915914

The main chamber descends into chaos as a second arm and head of a malformed golem emerge from the mass of rock. The left arm knocks a Golemeter Ninja through a wall. The right arm smashes the remaining Golemeter into the floor. The head immediately begins emitting an inhuman screeching.

Golem: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Magical energy continues to wildly jump from the golem, and seemingly grows more wild and violent.

Master: "Contain the golem! Do not use ninpo! I do not want to feed this abomination!"

The remaining ninja start flinging shuriken, which bounce off the golem's hard clay flesh. The Master starts whacking the fingers of the golem with her hammerai hammer.

In the midst of the chaos, Anita casts a wind spell that vacuums up the panties from the main chamber.
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No. 915915 ID: b5fb67
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915915

PANTY GET!

Having recovered her stolen panties, Anita feels her full magical abilities finally return!

In addition to enhanced spells, Anita can now use her broom to fly once again!

The remaining witches also don their original panties, and the entire party returns to full magical power.

The brief moment of joy and relief is interrupted as the whole room starts to quake.
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No. 915916 ID: 080aaf

Should probably run for it before the golem stands up!
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No. 915917 ID: 094652

Okay, pour a liiittle more magic into that abomigolem. Some power from the remaining wind water and earth. Then fly like hell.
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No. 915933 ID: fe4f01

whelp, that's a universal sign that it's time to leave.
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No. 916014 ID: afdebc

>>915915
Time to fly out of the exploding castle!

...and if its not exploding, have the fire witch light place up on your way out.

Full power, huh? No diminishment from being used in the golem ritual?
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No. 916024 ID: 40df11

Maybe you should stick around and fight whoever wins.
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No. 916174 ID: b5fb67
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916174

Anita: "Time to go!"

The witches all summon their flying implements, mount them, and take off at all speed down the long hallway. During the escape, a massive golem fist punches through the floor, sending splinters and some unfortunate ninjas flying through the air.

Anita: "Go go go! Don't stop until we clear the castle!"

As the witches approach a window, the entire castle reverberates with the sound of splintering wood and crumbling masonry.
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No. 916175 ID: b5fb67
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916175

The witch quartet race out of the castle, which turns out to be a floating castle over an ocean.

Anita: "Keep going! Put as much distance between us and that castle as you can!"

The witches speed away from the castle, which begins to shudder.
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No. 916176 ID: b5fb67
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916176

*KA-BLORF*

An enormous mass of clay and earth bursts out of the castle, destroying much of it. What was left of the golem spills out of the destruction, flowing out the sides. The entire castle begins to capsize as it starts to drop into the ocean.

Anita: "Man, I am 0 for 2 with castles."

Lily: "What?"

Anita: "Um... I'll tell you later."
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No. 916177 ID: b5fb67
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916177

As the castle plunges into the ocean, the witches slow down and celebrate their victory.

Anita: "Well girls, we did it! We recovered our panties and somehow inadvertently stopped a ninja cult from taking over the world with an army of golems!"

Gloria: "Heh, this is the most exciting thing I've done in a long time."

Lily: "See, this is why golemetry is banned! Not the main reason, but this is definitely up there."

Rebecca: "What a pain in the ass. I could have been at home playing video games."

Lily: "Oh come on, Becky! Where's your sense of adventure? Admit it, you liked throwing all those fireballs."

Rebecca: "Well... okay sure, I'll admit that much."


The witches laugh as they fly towards the mainland. They had recovered their magical underwear from malicious ninjas successfully, sure, but perhaps the real panties they reclaimed were the friendships they made along the way.

THE END.
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No. 916178 ID: 094652

>but perhaps the real panties they reclaimed were the friendships they made along the way
No.
No they weren't.

... Oh you wanted witty banter.

>>916176
Well, I Deem that a successful mission!
*laugh track*
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No. 916182 ID: 40df11

So, uh, what are you going to do if a castle sized golem heaves itself out of the ocean a few months from now?

Do you think all those ninjas died? We never saw a body.
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No. 916184 ID: e51896

good job. Now next time, keep your panties under a padlock on your dresser so this doesn't happen a third time (...unless you lose you key that is)
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