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768999 No. 768999 ID: 05758b

CHAPTER 1 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/692327.html
CHAPTER 2 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/696969.html
CHAPTER 3 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/715522.html
CHAPTER 4 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/727645.html
CHAPTER 5 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/736166.html
CHAPTER 6 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/743488.html
CHAPTER 7 :: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/754011.html
CHAPTER 8 :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/759736.html


WIKI :: http://tgchan.org/wiki/A_Little_Town_Called_Coxwette
DISCUSSION :: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/103517.html

It’s still the weekend, maybe. You have spent innumerable hours slowly encroaching upon a small light at the end of a long tunnel. The darkness enveloping your body has gradually blossomed into shapes and fractal patterns of infuriating complexity and detail. You are surrounding by familiar minds, all floating around in the same blissful confusion.

Your ears are filled with pleasant crackling, like a fire in a peaceful living room. Small holes have appeared in your vision, revealing nothing behind them. Not black or white, just nothing. A calming figure is standing inside of you.
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No. 784206 ID: b15da4

This is it, Geoff. Speak now or forever hold your dick at night alone, wondering what could have been.

fat

beaver

ass
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No. 784207 ID: 4fe424

Put a bone in the beaver. Either push Geoff or do it yourself. This is the time for fucking, not for fucking around.
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No. 784209 ID: 65ec8d

"Well, there you go, Geoff."
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No. 784211 ID: 143250

No clipboard. Good. Have Geoff keep Lisa distracted while we speak with Naz.
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No. 784212 ID: 9876c4

Find a deck of cards and start dealing.

Thank Lisa for interrupting your awful run at strip poker.
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No. 784215 ID: 91ee5f

"Sorry, I couldn't get the double date thing going, but Geoff here has agreed to go out with you so have a good time without me!"

Shove Geoff out the door towards Lisa.
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No. 784216 ID: 4063a3
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784216

You grin and look between Geoff and Lisa.

You: “Lisaaaaa”

You: “You’re just in time for-”

Lisa: “Sorry! I”

Lisa: “I’m just here to tell you about”

Lisa: “Mayor Stark is having a town meeting in twenty minutes.”

She hands you a flier with the details.

Lisa: “On the library steps.”
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No. 784217 ID: 4063a3
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784217

You: “Town meeting.”

You: “You were just here to tell us about a town meeting.”

You:

You: “Why’d you get all dressed up for that?”
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No. 784218 ID: 4063a3
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784218

Lisa: “Dressed up?!”

Lisa: “Oh-ho I hadn’t even noticed!!”

Lisa: “I just threw something”

Lisa: “on”

Lisa: “Hi Geoff”

Lisa leaves.
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No. 784219 ID: a363ac

>>784218
Geoff she is thirsty as fuck go get her now or so help me Harold Pal.
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No. 784220 ID: 143250

library steps? we'll have to probably wait until the meeting is over to start the catacombs invasion.

check the flier.
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No. 784221 ID: 143250

also, have Lisa read that note Rachel gave you.
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No. 784222 ID: 7b7ab3

>>784219
Yes.
>>784220
>>784221
Yes.
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No. 784223 ID: 9876c4

We have to unite these two losers in awkward lust,
but I don't have to like it.
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No. 784224 ID: 65ec8d

Hmm. Susanna might have slipped into the low end of her immortal revenant witch elf crazy curve again. Might need to watch out for shenanigans.

Ask the gang you have with you if they remember Susanna ever calling a town meeting before. If so, what does she generally call them about? Also check the flyer because it might say.

Then clean up and go. And by "clean up" I mean "make sure anyone in want of an orgasm has had one". It only takes, what, five or ten minutes to walk to the library from here? One hopes?
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No. 784226 ID: e136ae

Make plans to lewd Susanna during the meeting.
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No. 784249 ID: 9145ba

>>784223
All Geoff has to do is accept the setup. The real plan is to swoop in and nab both ladies by the end of the night.

Ask to borrow their shower before you leave for the meeting, don't want to lead the reverends straight to it with your musk.
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No. 784293 ID: aebfae

>>784218
"Geoff, dude, she is clearly into you, grab that

fat


beaver



ass

at this meeting."
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No. 784310 ID: 3abd97

Elbow Geoff. I told you.
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No. 784331 ID: 064dbf

Yes! This just proves it man. You gotta give Geoff the pep talk of his life. And then when he ultimately fails because that's who he is, you can swoop in and get some beaver tail.
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No. 784332 ID: 4063a3
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784332

You: “Eh heh heh”

You: “What’d I tell ya kiddo?”

Geoff: “Uh”

Geoff: “What do ya mean?”

You: “Lisa.”

You: “Re: wanting to jump your bones.”

Geoff: “But… she was just here to give us the flier.”

You: “The dress? The makeup?”

Geoff: “She said she didn’t notice!”
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No. 784334 ID: 9145ba

You're blinding yourself to the truth man. Good. That means more pussy for this pussycat.
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No. 784335 ID: 2cab9c

>>784332
Time to make Geoff your protege, whether he wants to or not.
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No. 784339 ID: f6ba27

Kill Geoff
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No. 784340 ID: 398fe1

>>784332
Okay bro I'm gonna let you in on a secret here: women pay attention to their appearance. She dressed up for you.
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No. 784341 ID: 9876c4

He's so incompetent, I'm actually starting to feel like we should help him...

I just wish it wasn't PBA hanging in the balance.
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No. 784343 ID: bb78f2

OK, Geoff, WHAT do you want then?
Tell me?
I mean, besides sleep?
The mayor? Sally? Ramona? Layla? Me? Your Sister? That Old Cop? Penny? Angela? What?
If you're asexual, that's fine too, just learn to be honest with yourself. You don't have to tell me nothing, just that you'll get what you want Geoff, or at least try.

Don't let those Monster's get you man, live.
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No. 784344 ID: 00e23d

Kill Geoff, starting with his penis.
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No. 784346 ID: e136ae

>>784332
Oh dear, nobody's ever had "The Talk" with Geoff. No time like the present, Chuck.
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No. 784352 ID: 9f3729

>>784340
This.
"Geoff you are a painfully oblivious nerd. Go talk to her and stop making excuses, LIVE LIFE, GO GO GO"
shove him out the door bodily, then stand proud in the doorway letting the breeze caress your still-unclothed genitalia
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No. 784382 ID: f6ba27

We need to kill him
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No. 784386 ID: 4fe424

You grab Geoff by the collar, look him right in the eye and tell him that you're a professional and if the doesn't fuck the goddamn beaver, you're going to punch him in the dick and dive in the beaver yourself.
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No. 784387 ID: 91ee5f

>>784332
>She said she didn’t notice!
*facepalm*
"And you believed that?! She dressed up to look good for you! Take a hint already, man! Or do you need me to smack you upside the head to get the stupid out of you?!"
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No. 784388 ID: 143250

Why would she say hi specifically to you out of all of us here before leaving?
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No. 784409 ID: 064dbf

Are you fucking blind Geoff?!

Chuck, point out that she didn't just put that much effort in on accident. Putting on make up like that takes time and effort.
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No. 784410 ID: 32d29a

Step one: Clear throat
Step two: Smack him on the back of the head
Step three: Ask him if he is stupid.
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No. 784411 ID: 4063a3
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784411

You: “Come on man.”

You: “Are you seriously that oblivious?”

You: “You need to man up and live your life or your dicks gonna be dry until you’re dead.”

You: “And you better believe I’ll be getting to that beaver ass first.”

You grab giggling Naz and Selma and head for the bedroom.

Naz: “Come on, go easy on him.”

Geoff:
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No. 784412 ID: 4063a3
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784412

Geoff: “Chuck.”

You: “Yyyyyeeesss?”
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No. 784413 ID: 3abd97

>>784332
That's a fib Geoff. She doesn't want to admit it. You really think someone gets all dressed up and doesn't notice?
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No. 784414 ID: 4063a3
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784414

DING
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No. 784415 ID: 4063a3
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784415

END CHAPTER IX
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No. 784416 ID: f6ba27

Geoff can live this time
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No. 784419 ID: 3abd97

We got Geoff to man up. That's called success, Chuck.
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No. 784421 ID: 143250

Have a dream about Marcie.
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No. 784430 ID: e646e7

THAT'S the spirit, Geoff!
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No. 784438 ID: 91ee5f

>>784414
FINALLY!!! Geoff grew a pair!
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No. 784439 ID: eb3cf7

Well played!
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No. 784441 ID: fa73ea

>>784415
more like perverse cowsquirl
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No. 784482 ID: b8d5aa

yeah you were probably asking for that.

if still conscious, proceed to town meeting with ladies and geoff in tow
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No. 784496 ID: aebfae

>>784414
Yeah, Chuck was asking for that, but this shows that Geoff is actually manning up! No pain, no gain, right? XD
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